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[My Name is Immaterial]

That is an acceptable answer. Carry on hugging.

[itisnotlogical]

So much humblebragging

I can't accomplish anything because my art is shit = bragging?

[Orange Wizard]

I can't accomplish anything because my art is shit = bragging?

"I'm a fast reader, woe is me"

[Yoink]

In other WTF: why do I always seem to be the one that ends up buying the toilet paper around here? I'm certainly not the only one who uses it. Cheap bastards are taking advantage of the fact that I like to poop semi-daily.

Well, not this time. I emptied my bowels with the last of the TP, now I'm gonna wait 'em out. I'll go hungry for days if need be. If these useless shitbags don't buy some by the time I crack, I'll just have to start maintaining my own supply of loo rolls in my room.

This situation is still ongoing.

The housemate with the separate upstairs bathroom helped out a bit by supplying a few toilet rolls to those of us downstairs, but somehow the idea of buying TP has occurred to absolutely none of them. It's quite bizarre, really. I am still holding out in my determination not to buy this lot of toilet paper... it's becoming difficult, though.
Yesterday I was forced to wipe my arse with a bunch of old paperwork I had lying around from my job agency.
Whilst it was oddly fitting, it was also quite uncomfortable; the agency's paperwork turns out to be as useless at wiping arses as they are at getting people jobs.

It's looking like this will be another day where these bastards fail to buy toilet paper. I'm going to have to tear up more nasty A4 to wipe with.
And then have a shower afterwards anyway. This is getting ridiculous.

[Orange Wizard]

The housemate with the separate upstairs bathroom helped out a bit by supplying a few toilet rolls to those of us downstairs, but somehow the idea of buying TP has occurred to absolutely none of them. It's quite bizarre, really. I am still holding out in my determination not to buy this lot of toilet paper... it's becoming difficult, though.

Buy toilet paper for yourself. Keep the rolls hidden, take one with you when you go to the bathroom, and take it back when you leave.

[Yoink]

Yeah, I think that's what I'll do. This is the last straw.
Normally I don't mind buying general household goods for all of us, but these people can go to hell.

[hops]

I hate being ugly so much. I can just not care about it nowadays through sheer force of will... but I still hate being ugly so much....

[TheBiggerFish]

I will reiterate that you're not ugly.

[Madmachine]

I have never seen you, so I cannot state with certainty that you are not ugly, but in general, people who think they're ugly aren't as ugly as they think.

[Helgoland]

Well, there are exceptions. This one girl I know has pretty bad self-esteem issues (together with lots of other issues), and she really isn't all that easy on the eyes. Not off-putting or anything, but just vaguely unsightly. She makes up for it by being a very nice, considerate, altogether good person. Not that I could tell all of this to her face - she'd probably just break down crying -, but she's still one of my most cherished friends - and hell, I even crushed on her for a while. (That she knows, by the way, and I think it boosted her ego a bit :3 )

TL;DR: Looking good is nice, but looks aren't nearly as important as many people think. If you're going for stable medium-and long-term relations (platonic or not), personality and integrity are key; if you just want a quick fuck, it's attitude and a certain sluttiness*.

*This refers to both genders.

[Shook]

Welp, back to having highly sensitive bowels. Yesterday was highly unusual in that they were almost completely unresponsive to my mental state, so even as i was hurting from not having made backwards boogaloo for the entire day, and even as i laid in bed fearing that i had a blood clot in my leg (due to pain in specific relevant areas, but it was gone the following day), i felt oddly unaffected by it. Not so much this night. Feared the usual, felt intense need to go to the loo, and... Well, nothing special happened. WHY IS THERE NOT SOMETHING TO HELP ME DEAL WITH THESE EVIL FART GENIES IN MY BUTT?

Worst part is that i wasn't born this way, so i am entirely aware of how it feels to have normal bowels. I miss that. >.>

[Orange Wizard]

if you just want a quick fuck, it's attitude and a certain sluttiness*.

*This refers to both genders.

And as we all know, Helgo is the biggest man-whore there is.

[Helgoland]

Eh, Sheb is worse I think.

[TD1]

I think it stems from the prodigious amounts of alcohol consumed by both.

[Teneb]

It's all the repressed feelings generated from the famed germanic discipline.