Isn't Maryland like, a State?
On every U.S. Map?
Have you ever been to or met anyone from Nebraska? No. No you have not.Why is there never anyone from Nebraska on these things? I'm starting to think it's uninhabited.There is a prevailing theory amongst historians that Nebraska was actually nuked into a glassy wasteland by the Soviet Union during the Cuban Missile Crisis and no one noticed because who gives a fuck about Nebraska? The total lack of reaction from the United States disturbed Khrushchev enough that he was willing to talk peace.
All Nebraskan voting records since that date have actually been demographic fabrications by a pro-Republican rogue Colonial who keeps the wasteland under lockdown by having all roads into it constantly be "out of order" under the guise of highway maintenance.
Is this some sort of joke that only people in the US understand?(You didn't hear it from me, but this is the same as the Bielefeld Conspiracy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefeld_Conspiracy))
Kind of like debating if Tasmania should be classified as a dump or a prison?
Maryland exists, it's Nebraska I doubt.Have you ever been to or met anyone from Nebraska? No. No you have not.Why is there never anyone from Nebraska on these things? I'm starting to think it's uninhabited.There is a prevailing theory amongst historians that Nebraska was actually nuked into a glassy wasteland by the Soviet Union during the Cuban Missile Crisis and no one noticed because who gives a fuck about Nebraska? The total lack of reaction from the United States disturbed Khrushchev enough that he was willing to talk peace.
All Nebraskan voting records since that date have actually been demographic fabrications by a pro-Republican rogue Colonial who keeps the wasteland under lockdown by having all roads into it constantly be "out of order" under the guise of highway maintenance.
Washington D.C. is not a state though, so don't get that in your head.
I don't think it does. I mean, can you name anyone famous from Maryland?Mainiac. :P
Is this some sort of joke that only people in the US understand?To a few people, maybe.
Kind of like debating if Tasmania should be classified as a dump or a prison?
<--- Nebraskan.You can't fool me mister government agent. You're just part of the coverup.
Dundundun.
To be fair, I haven't met anyone from maryland though. My theory is that the government is building something there. Something BIG.It's some sort of...Metal Gear....
Nah, my best friend had an internship in Omaha, and I've been to geek reunions in Maryland.
But what about Rhode Island?
Rhode Island's a lie. Isn't it suspicious that the only fact that has ever been known about it is that it's the smallest state in the Union? If it's nonexistant, of course it's the smallest.
I'm pretty sure that Canada is a lie. I mean seriously, could any human be that hairy? It is clearly a cover story for a big foot sanctuary.
Canadian here, your argument is flawed. We exist.That statement is proof of a conspiracy.
The US government, maps of the United States, and 5.8 million people are all proof of Maryland's existence.
Washington D.C. is not a state though, so don't get that in your head.
I don't think it does. I mean, can you name anyone famous from Maryland?Mainiac. :P
Okay, okay. Steny Hoyer, I guess.
I agree- there's a conspiracy afoot somewhere.Canadian here, your argument is flawed. We exist.That statement is proof of a conspiracy.
Anyway though, fake places like Maryland are small fry, why not talk about the big hoax? (http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm)
To be fair, I haven't met anyone from maryland though. My theory is that the government is building something there. Something BIG.But not too big. It's only Maryland, after all.
I assure you that I'm from Maryland, so it exists.
You can say anything without proof.You can? Oh cool!
I thought they gave people Heart Attacks....You can say anything without proof.You can? Oh cool!
Hey did you know that vaccinations cause autism?
I thought they gave people Heart Attacks....You can say anything without proof.You can? Oh cool!
Hey did you know that vaccinations cause autism?
You can't fool me mister government agent. You're just part of the coverup.As a Nebraskan I counter with this:
I'm putting my bet on alien sanctuary.That's like saying there's no Luna. We all know that. But what more ?
As someone in Maryland I can attest that there are many aliens here. I've seen them on many occasions and was once taken into one of their crafts. Do people in other states not commonly encounter aliens?mainiac, that's just the story they planted in your mind after applying the amnesiacs. Now, what do you remember about the laboratory.
Simple. During the Cuban missile crisis, the russians nuked it to a flat glassy plain, and the americans didn't care because, nebraska. Now it's ruled by a rpublican-leaning warlord who falsifies all media comming out of Nebraska.You can't fool me mister government agent. You're just part of the coverup.As a Nebraskan I counter with this:
What possible reason could anyone have for pretending Nebraska exists? "Yknow Clyde, I don't think we have enough imaginary soy farms."
Maryland on the other hand. What's a Maryland even? And I'm pretty sure if it actually existed it'd be in Israel anyway.
Is this some sort of joke that only people in the US understand?
Kind of like debating if Tasmania should be classified as a dump or a prison?
Nah, my best friend had an internship in Omaha, and I've been to geek reunions in Maryland.
But what about Rhode Island?
Rhode Island's a lie. Isn't it suspicious that the only fact that has ever been known about it is that it's the smallest state in the Union? If it's nonexistant, of course it's the smallest.
It doesn't help that the US has one of the highest per-capita insanity rates in the world.
Hmm, I see that attention has successfully been diverted to the US.Asia doesn't exist. There is only Best Korealia.
/me gets to work in Asia
Doesn't necessarily mean they're more insane. Maybe just a broader definition of insanity (and also depending how it is mesured).It doesn't help that the US has one of the highest per-capita insanity rates in the world.
Are you serious now? Is that true?
We certainly have a wide spectrum of insanity.Doesn't necessarily mean they're more insane. Maybe just a broader definition of insanity (and also depending how it is mesured).It doesn't help that the US has one of the highest per-capita insanity rates in the world.Are you serious now? Is that true?
Isn't Bethesda Game Studios based in Maryland? Hence, if Skyrim exists, my logical abilities tell me that Maryland must too. Perhaps it's like Area 51.
*edit* Didn't realize this thread was kinda dead.
I feel that its relevant that Dr. McNinja lived in cumberland, Maryland.
Maryland's borders are actually wormholes leading to a pocket dimension inside which is the physical state, whats there in this universe is [REDACTED], so pretty damn scary.
Maryland's borders are actually wormholes leading to a pocket dimension inside which is the physical state, whats there in this universe is [REDACTED], so pretty damn scary.
Things that disappear in the Bermuda triangle actually end up in maryland, and vice versa.
I feel like this thread is doing a lot to educate people about Maryland.And the other mythical land known as Nebraska.
Psh, what good will knowing a bunch of facts about Maryland do for anyone? It's like saying that someone is well-educated on the history of other fantasy lands like Gondor and Tibet or fluent in fictional languages like Klingon and Portuguese.
-Maryland tem a sistema educacional a melhor nos EUA.
-Português é muito mais legal que Klingon.I certainly wouldn't debate that if it existed.
I live in Maryland, it does exist and is an alright place. People here are... mostly sane, unlike many other states. (might have something to do with the fact it's not quite north or south, so it doesn't have too much of either brand of crazy)Alright is not a word... Are you saying Maryland goes outside the realm of literary description?
He's saying English isn't his first language, since he's a non-American plant. Next time you try to convince us of lies, learn the language... and, uh, pretend I called you a stereotypical Indian name here. I can't think of any right now.Geronimo? Crouching Rooster? Weeping Wolf? SACAJAWEA?!?
So many government agents on bay12.
When is alright not a word? Thats the first time I've heard that.It was never a word to begin with, it's mutated slang from all right.
As soon as people started commonly using it as a word, it became a word.So noone is a word?
What is and is not a word is a matter of opinion, but it does convey the idea it is intended to convey. I consider alright a word, and so does Firefox, apparently.As soon as people started commonly using it as a word, it became a word.So noone is a word?
As soon as people started commonly using it as a word, it became a word.
So noone is a word?
As soon as people started commonly using it as a word, it became a word.
So noone is a word?
Noone does not count. It is an abomination. But besides noone, everything from donut to thru to lol is definitely a word.
Easy. Noone is an abomination. Nothing else is.lol u wot m8
I had never heard any controversy over the existence of Maryland. What do you think occupies that section of land? Ducks?
Easy. Noone is an abomination. Nothing else is.