Where should the orgy verse explo team go?COME HERE AND POST WITH TAG [SEXUALVIOLENCE]
"So, what brings you guys to this universe?"
So, what brings you guys to this universe?""I'm here to check out the tech in the ring."
Guess Mycroft is [AWAITING ASSIGNMENT] or something?Come join us on [SEXUAL VIOLANCE]
Can I sign up to be sent to my death in an unexplored universe?Yes. Either choose one of the groups already out, Ie SEXUALVIOLENCE or RINGBOYZ, or choose a universe from here: http://einsteinianroulette.wikia.com/wiki/Mission_26#Primary_Colonizable_Universes
Guess Mycroft is [AWAITING ASSIGNMENT] or something?SEE ABOVE
[RINGBOYZ]
"We should give a slow flyby around some meteor holes. Maybe we can have better view what's inside and possibly even see frozen alien corpses floating around."
Recommend swlow flyby at those meteor holes first to see if there's anything floating around. Or anything else we can learn from observation alone.
[RINGBOYZ]
"Yeah, that works for me. It might let us see some of the interior as well, give us a better idea on what we're dealing with.
Agree with Ao. Slow flyby, approach non-threateningly. Look for anything interesting floating about. If possible take a peak into the interior of the ring with the shuttles lights, if it has them. Also, while we're up there, look over the planet, looking for any other structures in, on, or around the planet. Scan in all frequencies available and the entire EM spectrum, if possible.
[RINGBOYZ]
Enable light amplification, look for any signs of light in the ring.
[RINGBOYZ]
Dester: If we haven't orbited the planet once, do that before approaching the ring. Then, providing nothing of interest has caught our attention, fly by a few of the gaps to let people get a look in, while heading for the thicker more stable section.
"Hello, folks. I am Dester Gree. I suppose you could call me commander of the extrauniversal exploration effort, though I have never received an official title like that or anything. Well, we were kinda thrust into this responsibility rather quickly and had little time to worry about such things. My skills include medical, systems, and a feel for the exotic. Hopefully, I will be usingthe latter two, and we won't have to worry about the use of the first. So, what brings you guys to this universe?"
[RINGBOYZ]
((I'M HERE, I'M HERE, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN HERE))
"No complaints here."
Agreement time!
[SEXUAL VIOLENCE]SO far xan has dropped out. You may be going to investigate those sexy semi-humans on your own.
Hurry up Xan and Spaz, I'm getting bored. Hey PW! Can the doctors lab start getting more lethal each turn Xan and Spaz stay there? =P
"Hey Gus! I didnt see you get on board. Glad your coming with us. That'll definitely give our security a morale boost!"
[RINGBOYZ]
That's plenty of information about the planet for now. Move on to the ring. Still flyby around holes.
If possible send message back to home: Request observation probes to keep eyes on asteroid activity in this solar system.
[RINGBOYZ]
I vote to go back to looking at the rings.
[RINGBOYZ]
Agree with Ao. Slow flyby, approach non-threateningly. Look for anything interesting floating about. If possible take a peak into the interior of the ring with the shuttles lights, if it has them. Scan in all frequencies available and the entire EM spectrum, if possible.
RingBoyz
To the ring!
Let's start a team and go to Techyverse. It sounds interesting and I want to do something.
[THROBBING D DRIVE]And Sexual Violence?!
[RINGBOYZ AIRLOCK]
Get to the airlock, check it out, ect. Study any corpses on our way at greater detail from close up.
[RINGBOYZ]
Take a closer look at those weapons.
[RINGBOYZ]
"I'll go inside too, I'm small enough to crawl through small spaces, and I can make things go loud if I need to."
Follow Ozarck, check out the airlock, perhaps see if it could be busted open? But only attempt this if the other holes don't go anywhere and Ozarck can't rip a way in himself.
[RINGBOYZ CORPSE TEAM]
"That's fine. Me and whoever else will poke around outside. If you get into trouble, radio for help and I'll bust through to try and help you. Can't guarantee I won't attract more attention though. If this ring is even paying attention."
Slowly make my to the corpses. Use my pokin poles to make sure no alt-universe alien death penii try and eat my robo face off.
If, and only if, I don't get an alien death penii to the face, haul several of the corpses off to the side. Search them for any obvious tracking units, or anything that could potentially fuck over us, or our universe even more than it already is.
Use the Spektr to cut them apart. Take my time, I'm not in a rush. Be sure to label the parts so the science guys know what went where. Load them up in the shuttle, stack them like cord wood to make them fit.
RingboyzThe weapons, from what you all can see, are indeed lasers. Quite large, and on rotating turret bases. Not the nice gimbal system humans have, something a bit more primitive. Several are still moving, very slightly, tracking something you can see in the vast vast distance.
Well, as you can see, I have this exoskeleton ((heavy armored)), so I can probably handle breaking stuff inside, if I can fit. i don't know how tight it will be inside, but that's where I prefer to go. We'll try the airlock first, but there are all those holes, which look like thye were made rather violently, so getting in should be easy enough from them.
Dester Leads Ringboyz Team Airlock to the airlock and examines it for a way to get it to open, besides ripping it out of the hull. Also, Is the armor on the pat of the ring facing away from teh planet, or is it all round? Are we on the part of the hull facing the planet, or facing deep space. Did we see any moons orbiting this planet? what about additional planets in this system? What's the sun or suns like?
[SEXUALVIOLENCE]Spaz confirmed?SPAZ CONFIRMED! LETS GET THISORGYCOLONIZATION STARTED!
Also, gus is coming too, does Gus AND Vincent being on this mission get us a loyalty bonus from the security crew? =P
[sexualintercourseviolence]
*see deep infermary for full list of pre colonization actions/inactive looting, alot grabbing.
Try to also bring gunner bot the gunner bot from the team fund to show to gus.
[SEXUALVIOLENCE]Spaz confirmed?SPAZ CONFIRMED! LETS GET THISORGYCOLONIZATION STARTED!
Also, gus is coming too, does Gus AND Vincent being on this mission get us a loyalty bonus from the security crew? =P
[sexualintercourseviolence]
*see deep infermary for full list of pre colonization actions/inactive looting, alot grabbing.
Try to also bring gunner bot the gunner bot from the team fund to show to gus.
Ok, so how do we do this? You want to just be launched off into that chunk of space or what? Because if you're cool with that, we can just do that.
RINGBOYZ CORPSE TEAM
"Huh. Odd. I think. I hope the science crews cam make more sense of this than I can."
Put a couple of intact bodies into the shuttle for the science crews. See if I can zoom in and see what the turrets are tracking. Use the shuttles cameras if need be. Don't move it, just zoom/scan whatever frequencies might help see that far.
If there are any disabled lasers that are floating about, or any that could be easily grabbed, hopefully without triggering some sort of alarm, grab several and examine. Be sure to save everything and store on the shuttle for the science crews. If possible save some mostly intact ones for them as well.
[RINGBOYZ]You cannot see what the turrets are tracking. Not with the optics you have at least. There aren't any that are just floating in open space...there are some that aren't moving and don't look active but you can't tell for sure if they're dead or just staying stationary. You'd have to go over into what would be their range of vision to see for sure.
Help with the lasercannon looting.
Ringboyz: Airlock
Crank dat manual airlock mechanism! Do it gently at first, and with increasing force as necessary to get it moving, Try not to break the thing. Pray to Space Jesus! Also, Dester requests that the doc on the shuttle (the npc that Dester brought along) do a more detailed analysis of the corpses, See if he or she can glean any additional info.
If this doesn't work, and doesn't explode, we can always go in through the damage, probably. Keep me posted on what you discover about what the lasers are tracking. it's good to know that the ring is functional, at least in part, and that there is a potential hostile threat outside as well as whatever we are about to face inside.
[RINGBOYZ AIRLOCK]
Assist with the airlock manual control if necessary. Explore what is behind it, but keep healthy dose of paranoia in mind.
[SexualInadequencyviolence]
So can I tak3 gus bot the gunner bot? And get that new alot made out of the man I looted and tied to draco? The inactive guy from deep infermary looting.
Also could I have dragged Azywing with me? For a friend and servant of course!
Other then that take blue tooth speaker, hook it up to the extra suits com systems and battery and have it set to play what ever song I tell it to
Then when we land, go out hide the speaker and connected systems and show the locals the music (https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=&ved=0ahUKEwjbqovH5sPNAhVJNSYKHYxIDk8Q8TUIKzAB&usg=AFQjCNF1sHlk2z9QIx28jtvfnGP_UlkifA&sig2=oWmTyx8ghjvKTxnq0CUdlw) of our people
If still in slace then just hide it on the ship
Make damn well sure it is playing as loud as It can over the speakers of the suit, the bluetooth speaker, and all com systems except mine. Play it on loop.
Laugh evily
Spaz, I sometimes have no idea what you're talking about. If azy is ok with being kidnapped, then he can be kidnapped. Or we can make this by force if you wanna roll it out. You can bring your bot and blue tooth stuff.[SEXUALVIOLENCE]Spaz confirmed?SPAZ CONFIRMED! LETS GET THISORGYCOLONIZATION STARTED!
Also, gus is coming too, does Gus AND Vincent being on this mission get us a loyalty bonus from the security crew? =P
[sexualintercourseviolence]
*see deep infermary for full list of pre colonization actions/inactive looting, alot grabbing.
Try to also bring gunner bot the gunner bot from the team fund to show to gus.
Ok, so how do we do this? You want to just be launched off into that chunk of space or what? Because if you're cool with that, we can just do that.
Yes
"Honestly, we're just going to roam until we find a planet that seems to support our life, and settle it... anything more complicated just poses a risk to our species continued survival. We also approach situations with peace first, defense as a responce. Defense will likely be combined with retreat in order to minimize losses. This universe seems similar to ours, which means there is lots of space for us to find our own place."
Spaz, I sometimes have no idea what you're talking about. If azy is ok with being kidnapped, then he can be kidnapped. Or we can make this by force if you wanna roll it out. You can bring your bot and blue tooth stuff.
Alright so you're basically just gonna be dumped into a section of dark space between stars and planets. There are a few stars "Nearby" but thats a few lightyears away. What are we looking for as a target here or is deep space good enough?
RINGBOYZ LASER LOOT FAILURELet's go ahead an close the outer lock, and try to get in without breaking things first. If that doesn't work, may as well open the lock up again and blow shit up. Well, i'd rather we go i nin an already made hole if it comes to that, unless the holes are all near the gun placements. We don't want to attract the attention of whatever they are tracking.
"If hacking with a laser rifle counts, then yeah, I can. But...hmm...how do we want to do this? I can laser open the door, but if we leave the outer airlock open, any remaining atmosphere will blow out and could further damage the station. If we close the airlock behind us, we're kind of trapped unless we can find another way out."
RINGBOYZ LASER LOOT FAILUREgo for it. If you find a better way in, let us know and wait for us. I don't want us going in in ones and twos.
"Eh, whatever works. I can go poke around some of the holes. Maybe I can get to a laser cannon that way, without getting into their line of sight."
[THROBBING D DRIVE]((I'll send Azwing your way if I suceed in
Patiently wait for someone to join in exploration. If I become too bored, "accidentally" fall asleep. Otherwise, look at any data we have on Techyverse to waste time and be slightly better prepared.
<<I'm literally just waiting for people, otherwise we seem about as prepared as ever, so anyone that joins is helping.>>((for..hmmm let's say 8 tokens I'll give you a guys body. I've kinda been carrying him around with me since I looted his suit for the different systems. And the suit battery to recharge my multirole ))
<<Well, I happen to have exactly...zero tokens. So I can't accept that. Sorry :V>>((Perhaps we could make a trade for a weapon you have or something....Okay never imagined, fictionaly or not, bartering a comatos man's body. Well, guess I ought to make the best of it.))
[RINGBOYZ]You're there now.
Alright, I'd like to head toward the airlock then.
Ringboyz: Airlock of buffnessYes, it took that much force. Door don't play around.
Dester Gree
I use every ounce of my intellect and auxiliary systems skill to reason out a viable method of getting in through this airlock. Maybe by using limbs from the corpses to poke into the holes or something. If that fails, I suggest to the others either laser shenanigans or going to one of the holes in the station and trying from there. if laser shenanigans are agreed upon, I scoot way back from the intended target.
Well, this doesn't remind me of attempting to communicate with interdimensional spiders or anything. Anyone know how to hack one of these things? Me neither.
Edit: how many of us can fit into the airlock at once? I'd like to close the outer door before attempting to open the inner one. also, to be clear, it took the combined strength of a heavy armored exoskeleton, and whatever Aoshima's character has, to open that door?
Ringboyz: Keyboard Of ConfusinityYou enter the airlock and make various thinking noises.
Enter through the airlock.
Hmmm contemplatively.
"I could always just blow up the door if you guys need me to."
RINGBOYZ HOLE POKERYou float out to one of the more damaged sections and poke your head in. The damaged sections are in a heck of a state of disrepair; their internal structures are shattered and there's floating bits of debris everywhere forming a haze of metal shards, plastic chunks and insulation foam. You have to literally shove your way through it to get a look at anything. From what you can see a lot of this stuff seems to be life support systems; there's some familiar looking gas scrubbing filters here and water purification systems, as well as temperature regulation stuff.
Go poke around some of the holes that lead into the ring. Don't go more than a couple of rooms in, just looking for alternative ways into the ring that don't involve blowing an airlock.
If I lose radio contact, or weird shit starts happening, bug the fuck out
[THROBBING D DRIVE]We have...not much data. Huh. We didn't look at this one very hard.
Patiently wait for someone to join in exploration. If I become too bored, "accidentally" fall asleep. Otherwise, look at any data we have on Techyverse to waste time and be slightly better prepared.
5 token
[sexualTensionviolence]
First,
I want to get another alot made thanks to the doctor using the body of the guy I looted and tied to my alot ask what it would cost
Second
, sure drag aazywing and roll for it if I must. Shove him with the throbbing D drive people
Third,
Make robo gus look more like gus-gus man gus
Show robo gus to gus-gus
Gus....heheh
Oh and that machine I have turn the dial to one and press the button aiming it at a non vital door.
missed?Spaz, I sometimes have no idea what you're talking about. If azy is ok with being kidnapped, then he can be kidnapped. Or we can make this by force if you wanna roll it out. You can bring your bot and blue tooth stuff.
Alright so you're basically just gonna be dumped into a section of dark space between stars and planets. There are a few stars "Nearby" but thats a few lightyears away. What are we looking for as a target here or is deep space good enough?
Basically: since this universe seems pretty similar to our home universe, we're just going to keep planet hopping until we find one suitable for human life. At that point if I was able to fit an autocolony kit on the colony ship, we'll deploy it. If not, we'll set the colony up manually. I had us dropped in the middle of nowhere in order to lessen the chance we'll bump into whatever civilization was blocking protiens from forming in the psuedo humans. So nearby a star with possible "earth-like" planets would be the preference
[RINGBOYZ]Well...float around.
Stand around outside.
Ringboyz: engineering solutions
Alright, whoever is coming in through the airlock, get in here. We're closing the outer lock now and opening the inner. I don't see a way to power the lock from here - I bet that comes from inside, or will power up automatically when the outer lock closes. Either way, I think this crowbar and that slot are our best option.
After everyone who wants in comes into the airlock, I, and whoever helps me, pulls the outer lock shut and latched. then We use the crowbar in the suggested slot to roll the inner door sideways. We try not to break the crowbar or the door.
RINGBOYZ: ANTI-ALTERED AIRLOCK
Get inside the airlock and use my muscles on what they need to be used for. Like closing outer door and helping to push inner one aside.
RINGBOYZ AIRLOCK SHENANIGANSYou guys close the outer door and then open the inner one. It takes a hell of a lot of effort, even between you three, but the pry bar seems to hold up quite well. You roll the door open just enough to squeeze in. There's there's a hiss of atmosphere when the door opens, but a scan shows it to be mostly co2 and nitrogen, with almost no oxygen. The room beyond the airlock is dark, quiet and deserted. It's fairly large though; an antechamber of sorts filled with space suits, tools and what look like maneuvering packs. There's no power here either. The lasers on the outer side of the ring must either be autonomously powered, or only part of the station has lost power.
Help with opening the airlock. Explore the rooms around the airlock. Use pokin poles to check for traps.
No. You're not even in our universe.
[SexualMetaphoresviolence]
Can I trade in the alien object for 5 tokens then or for a new alien device?
Since it's not going to be doing anything.
And I'm going to dump azywng on chaotic skies...unless I can sell him for 5 tokens.
As for the gus part, I want to modify the gunner bot with gus carved i to the side of it too look like gus
Life issues are wrecking me at the moment. And I don't see things getting better in the next few months. Hopefully I'll be in a better place when Oro starts up. It's been fun rping with you all
((who will be in control of sexual violence? I mean I'qd be willing to but I don't know if that is the best.))
RINGBOYZ INSIDEYou grab a maneuvering pack. Wearing it would be a bit hard-- its clearly designed for a much more tubular individual than you-- and using the controls might take some effort too. It's pair of joysticks but it takes a lot of force to move them.
Lights on. I'll take one of those probable maneuvering packs. Then I move to the next door and as soon as others are ready I'll open it, but making sure to not stand in front of it in case it is trapped.
"What was atmospheric composition of the planet? Does it match with this one?"
((Jesus. I just realized it took battlesuit level strength and a heavy armored exoskeleton to open that door. I really don't want to get into melee range with these guys, if any of them are left.))Their tech level seems to have been pretty high. Makes sense; you don't create an orbiting space station ring thing like this accidentally.
RINGBOYZ INSIDE
"I...don't believe we ever checked that actually. I doubt it. They might if filled it with what they believe to be inert gasses to try and preserve the station."
Examine the tools, maneuvering packs and spacesuits, try and gauge what their tech level was. Also, see if there's any way to tell what air mixture they breathed. Turn on motion tracking, but turn it down to the low end.
Explore the hallway a bit, looking for pictograms or anything that might of been their writing. Use the pokin poles to check EVERYTHING.
After making sure there's no immediate threat coming from the hallway, find a door that looks promising and poke around. Use pokin pole first, then camera on the end of my fingers, then poke my head in. Use the Spektr or the Swiss Army Pimpknuckles to open up doors if need be.
Ringboyz InsideYou can't find a power source in this room. No emergency generators are just laying around in here, unfortunately. You do find an access panel to the power cables that supply this room though. The maneuvering packs look...awkward at best. You decide to skip using one for now. The alien space suits do have individual battery packs, but they aren't anything special. You'd be better off just using your own suit's power.
Dester uses his brains and aux skill to attempt to locate a power source in this room. If the others' experiments with the maneuvering packs are successful, he takes one as well (probably not though, as they are for a larger creature apparently). If Dester can find a power source and likely method for powering this room up, he tries that before we move on (unless the only power sources we find are those in our own suits.) Speaking of, I'll check one of the alien suits for power.
NPC me please.
Life issues are wrecking me at the moment. And I don't see things getting better in the next few months. Hopefully I'll be in a better place when Oro starts up. It's been fun rping with you all
[Sexuak violenceI don't really know what he was gonna do out there. You guys should probably either take it over yourselves or join zbridges on his
Can I make the gunner bot bipedal and such?
I could use the extra suit I have for parts.
Also convince gus/npc kedly of the important uses of alots
[RINGBOYZ] OUTSIDEThere's none near by in a human sense, but if you hopped in the shuttle you could grab some that's nearby but not near enough to go without a suit. Wouldn't take long.
Continue to float around the airlock. If I see a large piece of scrapmetal nearby, try to toss it into the lazorcannnon's range.
[Sexual violence]Planit eh? Planit is exactly what we didn't do! *RIMSHOT*
Guess taking it over then
Same base plan and such, find a habitable planit, land and test soil, check the inhabitants and see if they're hostile
Using drones first, then a couple sods if I can then landing.
I want to see if I could get a basic equipement used for cloning sods for makijg sods and alots, alots for food.
If I find a planet with naturaly occurring alots, colonize the shit out of that place.
[RINGBOYZ] SHUTTLE MISCHIEF
Alright, move the shuttle over to some scrap, then get to someplace where I can toss the scrap into turret range. Toss scrap. Observe results.
[RINGBOYZ]The scrap drifts a little past the turrets before they activate and slice it into several hundred pieces. Judging from the test you might be ok as long as you stay close to the surface of the station and move slowly.
Wake up in the shuttle where I had totaly been this entire time. Help with moving and tossing scrap at the turrets.
[RINGBOYZ IN UR RING]
"Does explosive depressurization not cause any alarms in your head. Stay away from that door until can be certain to be as safe as possible in case of terminal existance failure."
Check the room with carrot man. Carefully. Traps are everywhere, especially in corpses.
Ringboyz: Hallway madnessYou head over to the room with the corpse poking out. It's definitely dead. You can't tell the purpose of the room though. It's just a fairly large room filled with horizontal metal pipes arranged at varying heights. Obstacle course? Extreme pole dancing? Who knows. But it is dark, quiet and covered in a spray of what is probably the internal juices of these aliens. You find no sign of traps, at least nothing you would register as one.
I'll accompany Ao this turn. I'll help him open the door that carrot man is laying in, after he checks carefully for traps and the like.
"I feel a little trapped and exposed, guys. it was hard to open those doors, and we have no other exits, and one long hallway down which an enemy can chase us or shoot at us with abandon. Oh, and there's that death door right there, expanded, waiting to explode, hurtling a large steel battering ram down the hall and a pressure shockwave through us al with enough force to jelly us into paste. I mean, these doors are big and thick, right? What kind of pressure would it take to expand one like that?"
[RINGBOYZ BAD POKING]There's one thing you can tell about the carrot people from checking over the body; they are not something to be fucked with. This thing is split nearly in half and perforated with no less than a dozen ping pong ball sized holes and yet, judging from the goo, it was still up and moving until the final blows split what is probably its head. It's body is stiff, limbs like leather over steel wire. These things would be a nightmare to fight.
Go and look at carrot top down there. Standard Milno investigation technique. Observe from a distance, poke with pole, then actually get close and move him/she/shim/it around. Same goes for the room. Use hand-cams to check room out before entering though.
i believe we have ncountered an emergency and may have to atler our plans. please meat me in private asap
Sexual violence
Fist off
Try and use ship records on personally to find the location of Jackson's homeworld and how far it is from our current location.
second, see if I can request cloning tech for sods and a pocket dimension
if I get ahold of the pocket dimension set it to two buttons and to Gus and I's life support so that if one of us dies it counts as the person's button pressed.
When both buttons are pressed it will open up access to and from the pocket dimension and what is inside.[
After that see how long it would take to get an unmanned drone to do a quick exploration of the death star near the entrance to orgy verse with the goal of mapping it out to the best of our abilities while avoiding and living creatures.
as always search for signs of alot life forms.
[RINGBOYZ]"I mean it was definitely killed here. See those holes in its body? I don't see any matching damage on walls from bullets or meteors, which means it was caused by a weapon with limited range. Think about it. Why? By whom? With what? Is it still here. I'm thinking we shouldn't stay here for too long. That bulged out door worries me too."
"Eh...maybe. We didn't check out the planet to much, came here almost immediately after arriving on planet. I'm not sure I want to know what it was fighting. I can certainly try, but no promises."
Try and figure out how long ago our carrot friend died. Investigate the extreme limbo room, using the Milno method.