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[PrivateNomad]

 <A massage? Sheeeeet, I'm great with massages.>



 _{<except when i break their backs>}

[SOLDIER First]

<W-what??>

[RangerCado]

Selina stops midline and drops her pencil. Broken... Back?

[PrivateNomad]

 <Relax, I was kidding. I know all the great massaging techniques, as I can google them in an instant.>

[kj1225]

Kyle goes to find Selina.

[SOLDIER First]

<So then, technically, you don't know them.>

[RangerCado]

He finds her in her room drawing.

[PrivateNomad]

HILDA does some googling.
 <No but now I do.>

[kj1225]

"You ready for your massage?"

[RangerCado]

"O-oh... okay." Selina slowly gets up and begins to lie on her stomach before stopping.

"Um... sh-sh-should I... er..." Selina points at her shirt.

[SOLDIER First]

<You cheated; you're a robot.>

((I swear to fucking god if you even think of using that goddamn fairy LSD shit KJ TA Lyle will bitchsmack you so hard you'll fly back in time to your birth and kill your mother with the force))

[GreatWyrmGold]

"You were never mentioned to be there. And there wasn't been people in the area ten minutes."

He was talking to Kyle earlier. You just didn't notice.
But hell, if you want me to ignore that just so Will can't actually talk with anyone, who am I to question the All-Arrogant KJ?

Sen asks again over mind link again if anyone can falsify visual feed so that she can trick this demon, again banning Angel/Nuriels bracelet.

The demons begin surrounding Sen menacingly.

((sigh))

Akroma!Sen: "Well, this piece of scrap metal here has cameras in her eyes, maybe I can get something..."

Sen's attempt to deceive the demons is interrupted.
"Cameras which say whatever you want 'em to, I'm sure."
Demons start grabbing everyone while they're limp.
((Who all is in the group, again?))

Mallory finds himself suddenly off balance and he stumbles into a chair. He buries his face in his hands leans over so his head is by his knees. "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck" he says into his hands which muffle the sound a bit.

<That's usually how it happens, yes.>

"...w-wait... th-thats the pl-plan...?" Selina is also confused.

"First I've heard of it, too. At least, heard of it as a 'plan' rather than an 'idea'."
How the hell did Will know they were talking about something interesting? It's almost as if he has super-intuition or a device that lets him eavesdrop on everyone else or something!

"Well it's cross-dressing like a car in a dress would be cross dressing."

<Cars don't have self-image.>

"Just shutting off various bodily functions at random will do more harm than good."

<There is a difference between "slow down" and "stop". Is your inability to comprehend the difference why you failed your driving test?>

HILDA does some googling.
 <No but now I do.>

<The theory, maybe. I sure as hell ain't volunteering for a massage until you get some practice.>

[RangerCado]

((...How the heck did Will get into Maria's house for that?))

Luna decides to continue playing dead.

Conny struggles to shoot light balls at the demons in rage!

[kj1225]

Kyle nods and turns around.

[RangerCado]

Selina blushes brightly and takes off her shirt and bra before lying on the bed, making sure nothing can be seen.