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Title: grisha5
Post by: grisha5 on August 03, 2014, 09:32:37 am
]hi guys,im back, who was missing me?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Duuvian on August 03, 2014, 05:43:44 pm
It was inevitable.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: freeformschooler on August 03, 2014, 05:45:26 pm
what
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: NAV on August 03, 2014, 06:13:46 pm
Who are you?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 03, 2014, 06:14:04 pm
grisha5
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on August 03, 2014, 06:21:26 pm
Hey there, dude. I uhh missed you, I guess?
How's life?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 03, 2014, 07:30:54 pm
How is an "escaped lunatic" back? Nobody/hardly anybody knew you in the first place, so nobody even remembers you to have left in the first place.

Hardly something to make a thread about.

This is also typically the kind of thing spambots tend to do. BE WARNED.
Title: Leafsnail
Post by: Leafsnail on August 03, 2014, 07:40:47 pm
Leafsnail
Title: Watch as Tawarochir eats the Book of Weeaboo Fightan Magic whole
Post by: Tawa on August 03, 2014, 07:43:25 pm
Tawarochir
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 03, 2014, 07:47:56 pm
The physical embodiment of the insanity of FG&RP.
Haha.

Jeezus, he only registered a month before me.
And has three posts.
The heck?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on August 03, 2014, 07:53:26 pm
How is an "escaped lunatic" back? Nobody/hardly anybody knew you in the first place, so nobody even remembers you to have left in the first place.

Hardly something to make a thread about.

This is also typically the kind of thing spambots tend to do. BE WARNED.
Man, we welcome spambots! (provided they're amusing enough.)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: ShadowHammer on August 03, 2014, 08:10:22 pm
Heeeeey, it's Grisha5! Long time no see, bro! And by long time I mean never! Great seeing you again! Well, not really again, strictly speaking, but great seeing you! C'mon into the forums! Except that it seems that you're already in the the forums, so no invitation needed, but welcome, welcome! Make yourself at home! And when I say make yourself at home, I mean it in a very loose and figurative manner!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 03, 2014, 08:29:58 pm
You know, they haven't posted once since making the thread, nor have they commented in their own thread. This seems awfully spambotty.

Should we summon The Great One?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 03, 2014, 08:31:25 pm
You know, they haven't posted once since making the thread, nor have they commented in their own thread. This seems awfully spambotty.

Should we summon The Great One?
Considering they didn't even get the first post until after they logged out, probably not.
It is a ridiculous thread, though.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on August 03, 2014, 08:33:43 pm
You know, they haven't posted once since making the thread, nor have they commented in their own thread. This seems awfully spambotty.

Should we summon The Great One?
I prefer to think it's not a spambot but rather some poor guy that was really genuinely hoping someone saw his two other posts and knew of him.
Hey, Grisha? If you're not a spambot, don't worry. You don't need to be well-known to hang around GD, buddy. :v
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 03, 2014, 08:35:01 pm
Fair enough.

I just tend to be wary of newcomers.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: grisha5 on August 03, 2014, 09:29:11 pm
oh, i didnt knew that 2-3 people was missing me
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on August 03, 2014, 09:35:22 pm
We've all missed you.
We uh... just didn't know that we were. Yeah... That's believable.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 03, 2014, 09:40:39 pm
Woo, it looks like he's not a spambot. Probably. Assuming you aren't, welcome back to the madhouse.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: grisha5 on August 03, 2014, 09:42:19 pm
Woo, it looks like he's not a spambot. Probably. Assuming you aren't, welcome back to the madhouse.

see,i told ya,and im going to a anothrer board (DF general discussion)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 03, 2014, 09:43:20 pm
Good.

/me seeks somebody to cast Atonement on him

Sorry for making the assumption-- I am reminded of something I found that was immortalized in somebody's sig where they posted a thread with a title like "hello" or something, made one post there, then started advertising stuff and was banned by Toady.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 04, 2014, 01:48:45 am
grisha5
Title: Re: grisha6
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 04, 2014, 01:49:38 am
this is the kind of place where i put down the bat and brush it with a tooth

hey penguin let's go on an adventure
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 04, 2014, 01:50:21 am
let's go on a grisha5
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 04, 2014, 01:51:09 am
yes let's grisha5

where do we grisha5
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Descan on August 04, 2014, 01:55:56 am
i am confused
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Duuvian on August 04, 2014, 02:00:05 am
yes let's grisha5

where do we grisha5
Wherever it is, you will be missed until you're back.

i am confused missing someone

grisha5

oh, i didnt knew that 2-3 people was missing me

Welcome back grisha5. It is for the best.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 04, 2014, 02:16:16 am
It's stuff like this that makes me love this forum.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 04, 2014, 04:03:31 am
3grisha5me
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Dutchling on August 05, 2014, 02:55:55 pm
neuken in de keuken?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 05, 2014, 02:57:25 pm
Nah, it's 2grisha4U.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TamerVirus on August 05, 2014, 03:12:11 pm
What is a grisha5 and how can we make it lose it's mind?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 05, 2014, 03:44:35 pm
He's a Bay Watcher now. I'd say we needn't worry.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BFEL on August 05, 2014, 08:50:26 pm
yes let's grisha5

where do we grisha5
Wherever it is, you will be missed until you're back.

You sir are brilliant
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: grisha5 on August 05, 2014, 08:59:52 pm
do you like my sig?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 05, 2014, 09:01:22 pm
do you like my sig?
Grisha, your sig is the shizznit.
I'm so glad you returned.

Grisha4Life.
 :P
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 05, 2014, 10:01:12 pm
I think your sig needs more grisha5.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BFEL on August 05, 2014, 11:33:17 pm
I think your sig needs more grisha5.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 06, 2014, 12:34:32 am
I think your sig needs more grisha5.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 06, 2014, 12:56:42 am
I think everyone's sig needs more grisha5.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 06, 2014, 01:01:28 am
I'd love to have grisha5 in my sig, but it'd have to take the place of my Forum Comedy medal. Decisions, decisions.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on August 06, 2014, 06:46:20 am
do you like my sig?
Yes, it's pretty great.
I'd always wondered what Walt's views on kittens were. They never really got into that with all the meth-making and such. :v
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BFEL on August 06, 2014, 09:02:17 am
SOMEONE MAKE ROLL TO GRISHA5
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you thought i was gone again? you need to reconsider your life
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BFEL on August 07, 2014, 07:52:49 am
you thought i was gone again? you need to reconsider your life

TRUER GRISHA5 HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: NAV on August 07, 2014, 08:19:07 am
Can anyone see grisha5's avatar? It's broken for me  :'(
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 07, 2014, 08:31:09 am
Borked for me as well. O mighty grisha5, why must you tease us so?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 07, 2014, 08:36:18 am
Only true grisha5ers can see it. I know I can.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 07, 2014, 03:37:13 pm
He linked to the imgur page, not the image itself.
Spoiler: Avatar (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on August 07, 2014, 03:38:46 pm
He linked to the imgur page, not the image itself.
Spoiler: Avatar (click to show/hide)
My god...
It's beautiful. They should've sent a poet.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: ShadowHammer on August 07, 2014, 07:51:21 pm
He linked to the imgur page, not the image itself.
Spoiler: Avatar (click to show/hide)
My god...
It's beautiful. They should've sent a poet.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BFEL on August 07, 2014, 08:17:03 pm
He linked to the imgur page, not the image itself.
Spoiler: Avatar (click to show/hide)
My god...
It's beautiful. They should've sent a poet.
But guys, then they would MISS the poet. Because the poet would have to be Grisha5.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 07, 2014, 08:23:10 pm
I think we're all grisha5, at least a little bit.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BFEL on August 07, 2014, 08:24:53 pm
I think we're all grisha5, at least a little bit.

Don't believe in yourself, believe in the grisha5 who believes in you!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 10:03:20 pm
it seems im becoming a forum deity right now
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 07, 2014, 10:18:05 pm
All hail grisha5, The Great Slog in the Sky!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: My Name is Immaterial on August 07, 2014, 10:37:30 pm
what is this i dont even
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: NAV on August 07, 2014, 10:47:05 pm
I would prefer dwarves reproducing like earthworms: you cut a dwarf in two, now you got two dwarves.

CORRECTION:only a few species of worms reproduce upon being brutally cut into two
It's a metaphor.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 08, 2014, 12:19:57 am
I would prefer dwarves reproducing like earthworms: you cut a dwarf in two, now you got two dwarves.

CORRECTION:only a few species of worms reproduce upon being brutally cut into two
It's a metaphor.
A metaphor for the Great Mighty Grisha5.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Mageziya on August 08, 2014, 12:35:31 am
What ... what is even the point of this thread?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: grisha5 on August 08, 2014, 12:38:27 am
What ... what is even the point of this thread?

it originally was a message saying i return,but it turned to this
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Mageziya on August 08, 2014, 12:45:37 am
And do you know what exactly "this" is?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 08, 2014, 12:46:58 am
I personally have no idea.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: NAV on August 08, 2014, 12:47:51 am
What ... what is even the point of this thread?
Search not for a point, lest the point find you. -grisha5
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 08, 2014, 12:48:48 am
It's a thread dedicated to grisha5, obviously.
You know, the guy that invented the airplane.
And the submarine.
And the wheel.
 :P
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: uber pye on August 08, 2014, 12:49:19 am
And do you know what exactly "this" is?

the point is that we all be mad bro

embrace the madness lest it consume you
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Noel.se on August 08, 2014, 04:01:39 am
On the one hand, i would like an explanation...
on the other hand, i don't think that's necessary.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 08, 2014, 05:16:18 am
grisha5 is all the explanation you need.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 08, 2014, 07:18:17 am
I am starting The grisha5 cult. Who wants in?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BFEL on August 08, 2014, 07:55:45 am
I am starting The grisha5 cult. Who wants in?

Dude, it already started. Did you mean "I'm missing the grisha5 cult"?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 08, 2014, 08:05:08 am
Our entire lives have been dedicated to the cause of grisha5, we just don't know it yet. Or didn't. Or something.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 08, 2014, 08:09:26 am
I am starting The grisha5 cult. Who wants in?

Dude, it already started. Did you mean "I'm missing the grisha5 cult"?
No, I'm asking for official signups.

Deity: grisha5, all hail grisha5
Cult members: Comrade Shamrock
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: FearfulJesuit on August 08, 2014, 08:09:49 am
grisha5 is Bay 12's best thread. Why do you doubt?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 08, 2014, 08:19:05 am
Right people who have posted in worship are now in. I miss anybody?

Deity:grisha5, all hail grisha5

Cult members: Yoink, FearfulJesuit, BFEL, penguinofhonor, Lyeos, Noel.se, flameboy99, InsanityIncarnate, ShadowHammer, Comrade Shamrock, SomeStupidGuy, greatorder, KingofstarrySkies, LordSlowpoke.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: IronTomato on August 08, 2014, 08:23:21 am
*peeks head in*

>_>

*sneaks away*
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: FearfulJesuit on August 08, 2014, 08:24:15 am
*peeks head in*

>_>

*sneaks away*

Burn the heretic!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 08, 2014, 10:01:53 am
Did someone call for a Heretic-burner?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 08, 2014, 10:33:44 am
Did someone call for a Heretic-burner?

no, we called for a grisha5

/me slams the door in front of koss
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 08, 2014, 10:37:41 am
I'll join the cult.
Ia! Ia! Grisha5 fhtagn!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 08, 2014, 10:38:26 am
Right people who have posted in worship are now in. I miss anybody?
I thought we already established that everyone worships grisha5, whether they do so knowingly or not?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on August 08, 2014, 10:52:21 am
Right people who have posted in worship are now in. I miss anybody?
I thought we already established that everyone worships grisha5, whether they do so knowingly or not?
I think Shamrock took that as a given, and was listing off the people that have gone to an elevated level of worship.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 08, 2014, 11:05:32 am
I'm not buying into any more cults. Especially not after seeing that Monk episode with Howie Mandel.

Anyway, I think we've derailed this thoroughly enough that it means nothing anymore. Lock?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 08, 2014, 11:10:03 am
Anyway, I think we've derailed this thoroughly enough that it means nothing anymore. Lock?

What. Seriously?

/me shoots Tawarochir with a high-calibre pistol.
I'm sorry old friend, nothing personal. But, you see, you got in the way. Can't have that, now, can we?
Before long, our people will have seized control across the globe, entire governments will be swiftly overthrown, and grisha5 will we taught in every school from here to Timbuktu. The founders of the cult will become obscenely rich as the enlightened populace of Earth flock to us, showering us with donations, doing our bidding without question. And there's nothing you can do to stop us.

/me gives his best evil laugh, which admittedly sounds kinda pissweak.
Eh. Whatever. Plenty of time to practice that later.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 08, 2014, 11:14:14 am
Right, you grab his arms and I'll grab his legs. And we'll throw him in a landfill. grisha5's name must not be sullied with this.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 08, 2014, 11:21:55 am
/me casts STUN on all the cultists

* The cultists' statues crumble

* Cultists terminated!

* Exp. up! 600

* 360 g

But seriously, it amazes me that even Bay12 was able to morph a return notification from an escaped lunatic into a 6-page cult following.

...

Actually, that doesn't amaze me at all, but srsly guys.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Descan on August 08, 2014, 11:37:28 am
Man, if someone who actually *wanted* to have a legion of unwavering cultists to take over the world with, Bay12 is fucked. You guys just latch on to any old weirdo and deify them, don't you?

I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Dutchling on August 08, 2014, 11:39:40 am
Meh, we'll probably all die in some suicide cult long before that ever happens.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Descan on August 08, 2014, 11:40:59 am
I still think you'd make a cute girl.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 08, 2014, 11:50:19 am
Dutchling or me?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: ShadowHammer on August 08, 2014, 11:52:13 am
/me is just reaching for the doorknob when Yoink shoots Taw.

* ShadowHammer slowly releases the doorknob.

* ShadowHammer decides to become an undercover agent inside the cult.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Dutchling on August 08, 2014, 11:52:58 am
Are you questioning my potential prettiness?

bitch.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 08, 2014, 11:58:24 am
you ain't got shit for potential prettiness, you're perfect the way you a-

PFFFFFFFF
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 08, 2014, 11:59:06 am
* My ghost possesses ShadowHammer

* Uses ShadowHammer to attack Tawarochir
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 08, 2014, 12:10:11 pm
/me takes off trench coat to reveal a ticking bomb vest.
PRAISE GRISHA5!
*BOOM*
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 08, 2014, 12:31:50 pm
/me defends against Comrade Shamrockhammer and uses FAST to jump out the window before flameboy explodes
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: ShadowHammer on August 08, 2014, 01:35:00 pm
/me strikes the earth with his hammer, creating a shock wave which cancels out the blast from Flameboy's bomb

* ShadowHammer calls upon the powers of Comrade's ghost, turning ourself incorporeal

* ShadowHammer pursues Tawarochir, ghosting through any obstacles in the way
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 08, 2014, 01:36:39 pm
Hey.
Hey guys.
Guess what? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?board=15.0)
 ::)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Arx on August 08, 2014, 01:37:16 pm
Ahem.

Misericordiam et miserebor ignosci in compedibus naturaliter servi peccati, quae est in Deo, sicut, ut rem familiarem tuam. Hoc velit homo Christus Iesus, Domine sancte, Pater omnipotens, tertia a meridie ortus imago inferni imago diaboli filius a Deo, cadit in manus vestras, et defectio tyrannorum mundi auxilium negotium intermissum leo festinare Aeternus pater reliquit. Et vineas, et de jumentis in solitudinem. Sed pugnare draco suum vidit, et cor tuum ne forte vir eius senex ille, qui novit, et redempturus Israel. Ancilla tua in manu tua est, et Vitaminum B12 retinebat; filio eius. Facta est ad coercendas laus tua: et spiritum sanctum tuum, qui est in Deum, et in aeternum photos offert. Ego te, immunde spiritus, in nomine tuo imperio iudicis aut descensu Spiritus Sancti signum Foederatarum Americae assumptione incarnationis Domini et passionis ac resurrectionis tempus adventus Domini nostri Iesu Christi sententiam et misit ad mittendas sagittas, et ventilabo Dissimulabat homo. Hi dixerunt indigeat moveri Uulnera quam Deum latere huius figmenti vel Daemon per miracula sanctorum statuam Dei ministri, Domine Deus omnipotens, Pater, Verbum, caelum est; sit amet nulla pretium vel Deus totius creationis potest Satanas, quia Iesus Christus in annum iure indictum: dona Scorpion potentia mea, nomen sanctum tuum et tremibundi, tu digneris scelus veniam, grandis desideratus cunctis viribus operam, elicere ad rem publicam armis et stabilis fides. Mundus requiro pro mortuis vivos ad te, Domine, Jesu Christe, tuo iecit lutum, pulverem, vertunt omnes inimicos nomen Domini nostri Iesu Christi Dei vivi, sed graves red mentis instinctu daemonis omnium sociorum Latini sermonis. Profundum Rubri Crucis altitudo perfectae Caelo et Inferno Latinis, hic tibi. Imperium est pelagi, ventus et flatus. Anima omnis auctori hostis studium aemulatio quaedam fidei et humanitatis, mors, rapina, hostis malum a diabolo, sed proditione perficientur degradationem reliqua parte damnum, et terribilis terrarum conditor, confusionem, aut ex avaritia. Tu optaret: scio, quia Christus est Dominus ne timeas a facie tua legisperitum eum: providendum est a guy Ram portam inferni promeruit Isaac servum Joseph venditionesque in cruce immolatum est interfectus. (A crossover quantitas tribus his populis.) , Patrem et filium, Latine Latine Rubrum crucis Rubrum crucis Rubrum crucis, Sancte Spiritus Unus Spiritus Sanctus, Deus unus est Dominus noster Iesus Christus in vita Anglorum Patris aeterni Spiritus Sancte Deus, red hoc signum sanctae crucis instar dare cents unum currently.


Note: this is a joke. It's probably not even recognisable anymore anyway.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 08, 2014, 01:44:25 pm
(a crossover quantitas tribus his populis)

(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140218031657/dayz-standalone/images/c/c6/Gold_star_-_Don%27t_think_you_tried.png)

Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Arx on August 08, 2014, 01:48:26 pm
I fed it through Translation Party and Google Translate repeatedly until I got bored. The point was to get mistakes.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 08, 2014, 01:53:25 pm
that's not even a mistake

the fucking word didn't translate at all
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: ShadowHammer on August 08, 2014, 02:08:40 pm
Hey.
Hey guys.
Guess what? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?board=15.0)
 ::)
You think this is a game?! This is a matter of life, death, and grisha5!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Noel.se on August 08, 2014, 02:11:08 pm
Cult of grisha5?

I approve.

Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 08, 2014, 02:24:51 pm
WTH is this thread?

I...what?

Can someone please explain?

Like...what?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 08, 2014, 02:27:00 pm
This is the thread in which we worship grisha5. You will come to see grisha5 and worship him too. There is no denying grisha5.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 08, 2014, 02:29:40 pm
WTH is this thread?

I...what?

Can someone please explain?

Like...what?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 08, 2014, 02:32:05 pm
grisha5 grisha5 grisha5, grisha, grisha, grisha5 5grisha grisha5.
grisha5, 5 5 5, grisha grisha5 grisha5 grisha5. grisha5? grisha5. 8) grisha5!
FTFY
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 08, 2014, 02:33:43 pm
I am genuinely so very, very confused.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 08, 2014, 02:34:52 pm
Don't try to understand it. They're too far gone.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 08, 2014, 02:35:59 pm
Somebody who only had two posts on the forums made a post about them being back. A few hours later he was declared the god of all of Bay12. Not that hard, really.

Don't try to understand it. They're too far gone.
This is true. But we'll drag you down with us.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 08, 2014, 02:37:13 pm
I am genuinely so very, very confused.
This is the cult of grisha5 you must join.

Don't try to understand it. They're too far gone.
Heretic must kill. For grisha5.

*With Shadowhammer kill Tawarochir
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 08, 2014, 02:38:24 pm
But Armok is the Lord of Bay12.

And I'll never be dragged down! Removing the 'scans from my avatar gave me a +42 save against being brainwashed by cultists!

/me attempts to rescue Shadowhammer with an exorcism spell
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 08, 2014, 02:39:05 pm
*Adds his force to said spell*
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 08, 2014, 02:40:14 pm
*Do not let them exorcise me. Cultists Assemble!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 08, 2014, 02:40:51 pm
/me lights a fart.
 
YOU CANNOT BEGIN TO COMPREHEND THE POWER OF grisha5 YOU PUNY MORTALS
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 08, 2014, 02:41:56 pm
YOUR PETTY ATTEMPTS TO STOP THE GRISHA5 CULT ONLY MAKE IT GROW STRONGER, PITIFUL MORTALS. BOW TO US BEFORE WE DAMN YOU TO TORMENT UNENDING, AND SERVE AS OUR SLAVES IN THE GREAT PALACE OF THE MIGHTY GRISHA5 ONE.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 08, 2014, 02:43:13 pm
What he said ^ ^
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 08, 2014, 02:44:33 pm
YOUR PETTY ATTEMPTS TO STOP THE GRISHA5 CULT ONLY MAKE IT GROW STRONGER, PITIFUL MORTALS. BOW TO US BEFORE WE DAMN YOU TO TORMENT UNENDING, AND SERVE AS OUR SLAVES IN THE GREAT PALACE OF THE MIGHTY GRISHA5 ONE.

/me rolls a saving throw against brainwashing by cultists!

* [12 + 42 = 54] Save made!

* Tawarochir is immune to the effects of the grisha5 cult!

* Tawarochir ducks in and rescues the non-cultists!

I think we should take this down to RtD and have a non-minimalist roll to dodge competition.

Then make twin spinoff mafia games and a DnD campaign.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 08, 2014, 02:45:51 pm
Orrrr we could teach the zealots to reason that Grisha is as mortal as the rest of us.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 08, 2014, 02:47:02 pm
grish5 is not mortal he is a god. He will not be denied.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 08, 2014, 02:48:30 pm
Yeah, I'm going to go run my like seventh DnD campaign and take suggestions from Bay12ers for quests. Obligatory quests include the Cult of Grish'afiv and Kamaga III the Lich.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 08, 2014, 02:49:29 pm
At least make it 4e so I can play
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 08, 2014, 02:50:05 pm
Or you could read the SRD.

4e is too combat based for my liking.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 08, 2014, 02:51:19 pm
I'm planning an RTD but want grisha's permission to use him as a deity first.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 08, 2014, 02:51:50 pm
Yeah, I'm going to go run my like seventh DnD campaign and take suggestions from Bay12ers for quests. Obligatory quests include the Cult of Grish'afiv and Kamaga III the Lich.
((In all seriousness, though, that's brilliant. Mind sending me a link when you get it up?))
In all silliness, BURN YOU WORTHLESS HERETIC!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 08, 2014, 02:52:08 pm
SRD?

I should mention I've only played D&D once, and that was 4e.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 08, 2014, 02:53:16 pm
SRD?

I should mention I've only played D&D once, and that was 4e.
The SRD (http://www.systemreferencedocuments.org/resources/systems/pennpaper/dnd35/soveliorsage/home.html) is a free online explanation of how to play 3.5. 3.5 is a lot more in-depth than 4e and is the favored edition of lots of players.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 08, 2014, 02:54:20 pm
SRD?

I should mention I've only played D&D once, and that was 4e.
System Resource Documents, if memory serves. Basically what it means is that you can download the .pdfs of the core D&D 3.5 books free of charge.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 08, 2014, 02:55:09 pm
Oh, cool.

Well, I guess I'll try it out. Send me a link, kindly.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 08, 2014, 02:56:22 pm
And the Divine and Psionic handbooks, along with Unearthed Arcana.
SRD (http://www.systemreferencedocuments.org/resources/systems/pennpaper/dnd35/soveliorsage/home.html)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 08, 2014, 02:57:51 pm
Tawarochir, Lyeos should be the cults head as he has the only sensible name out of the lot of us.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 08, 2014, 03:02:29 pm
You're silly.

Lyeos is the least sensible.

Wait, did he even post?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 08, 2014, 03:05:11 pm
I meant a link to the created game, I already got the other one.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 08, 2014, 03:06:57 pm
Wait, did he even post?
Yes he did.

No. 1
Nah, it's 2grisha4U.

No. 2
do you like my sig?
Grisha, your sig is the shizznit.
I'm so glad you returned.

Grisha4Life.
 :P
Maybe a few more

You're silly.

Lyeos is the least sensible.
I meant the name. The rest of us have odd names to turn up in DnD, his might fit.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 08, 2014, 03:07:42 pm
Hm.

Ohhh, I see.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: My Name is Immaterial on August 08, 2014, 03:10:29 pm
Yeah, I'm going to go run my like seventh DnD campaign and take suggestions from Bay12ers for quests. Obligatory quests include the Cult of Grish'afiv and Kamaga III the Lich.
Ooooooor you could update the other six first.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 08, 2014, 03:12:08 pm
...
Yeah, I should probably do that.

TO MY CONCENTRATED GAME POST
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: ShadowHammer on August 08, 2014, 05:27:34 pm
I'm planning an RTD but want grisha's permission to use him as a deity first.
Make sure to tell us when it starts!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Gentlefish on August 08, 2014, 06:42:08 pm
Man I miss grisha5. grisha5evr.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 08, 2014, 07:16:31 pm
I smoked too many leaves of my senses... me.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 08, 2014, 08:04:17 pm
This is Bay12. The bouncer isn't supposed to let you in unless you don't have any senses on you. GWG is the exception here, not the rule.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 08, 2014, 08:31:20 pm
I think we should change from the Bay 12 Forums to the Grisha 5 Forums.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 08, 2014, 08:35:50 pm
/me burns penguinofhonor for his heresy
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 08, 2014, 08:42:18 pm
Grisha5 should grisha5 all grisha5s grisha5 Tawarochir.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 08, 2014, 08:44:53 pm
Hey, Taw, can I be Rand?

He's kind of a wizard.
Then I'd have your back in the Wizardly Rebellion against Grisha5 Cultists.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 08, 2014, 08:52:02 pm
We don't need to know about your "appetites", Dwarfy! Stop reminding us how randy you are! >:|
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 08, 2014, 08:52:28 pm
0_o

0_o

0_o
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 08, 2014, 08:56:43 pm
grisha5 should grisha5 all grisha5s grisha5 Tawarochir.
grisha5 grisha5 grisha5 grisha5? grisha5 grisha5 grisha5!
ftfy
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Projeck37 on August 08, 2014, 08:57:53 pm
Grisha5, grisha5 Projeck! Grisha5 grisha5 Bay12!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 08, 2014, 08:59:15 pm
*Coughs*

*Whistles*

Hm? Ohhh....right. The cult thing.

Mat Mat Mat Mat Mat Mat Mat Mat Mat Mat Mat Mat Mat Mat Mat Mat Mat Mat Mat Mat MAT MAT MAT MAT
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 08, 2014, 09:00:23 pm
Grisha5! Grisha5, Grisha5 Grisha5 Grisha5 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?board=19.0) Grisha5 Grisha5!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Redzephyr01 on August 08, 2014, 09:05:15 pm
Someone make roll to grisha5  :P
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 08, 2014, 09:06:16 pm
Someone make roll to grisha5  :P
Already done. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=142016.msg5556641#msg5556641)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 08, 2014, 09:07:42 pm
Hey, Taw, can I be Rand?

He's kind of a wizard.
Then I'd have your back in the Wizardly Rebellion against Grisha5 Cultists.
YES!

DESTROY THE GRISHA5 CULTISTS DARKFRIENDS!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 08, 2014, 09:12:41 pm
EXCELLENT!

SAIDIN, I CALL THEE!

BANISH THESE FRIENDS OF THE GRISHA TO THE DARK!

HELP ME, TAW! I NEED MORE OF THE SOURCE! LIGHT, THE POWER!

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 08, 2014, 09:13:22 pm
/me casts the spell Sunlight
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 08, 2014, 09:26:56 pm
/me casts the spell Darkness, counterspelling Sunlight.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 08, 2014, 09:28:00 pm
*Rand weaves LIGHT*
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 08, 2014, 10:00:35 pm
So, grisha5, what are your plans for the weekend?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Calico on August 08, 2014, 11:14:10 pm
(http://i59.tinypic.com/296jgnd.png)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on August 08, 2014, 11:17:05 pm
Oooh, the first of the inevitable avalanche of grisha5 fanart! :D
grisha5, you should devote a portion of the op to artwork of your splendor.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 08, 2014, 11:35:54 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
A lurking fanartist?
And a good one to boot?
Someone, pass me a Pokéball!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 08, 2014, 11:47:23 pm
Hell no. This one belongs to me!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 09, 2014, 12:44:56 am
/me throws masterball at Calico before anybody else can do anything.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 09, 2014, 01:51:01 am
grisha5 is the true queen of /b/
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: grisha5 on August 09, 2014, 06:23:02 am
im back yet again :) my fort in DF are doing good
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 09, 2014, 06:34:10 am
All hail grisha5

What's happening in the fort?

Do I have permission to use you in a forum game?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: grisha5 on August 09, 2014, 06:39:05 am
All hail grisha5

What's happening in the fort?

Do I have permission to use you in a forum game?

1.a dragon tamed, 10 wardogs,high wealth,i deflected a massive gobbo siege

2.nvm,yes
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 09, 2014, 11:20:24 am
/me intercepts masterball and sells it to a passing kid in a baseball hat for three thousand dollars

grisha5 is the true queen of /b/
Fool! Return to the depths of 4chan! We speak not of /b/ here!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: ShadowHammer on August 09, 2014, 11:28:41 am
All hail grisha5

What's happening in the fort?

Do I have permission to use you in a forum game?

1.a dragon tamed, 10 wardogs,high wealth,i deflected a massive gobbo siege
Impressive.
2.nvm,yes
Yay!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 09, 2014, 08:55:21 pm
Right my game is on. I need six players. Grisha will rise.

Click me to go there. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=142053.0)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 10, 2014, 07:19:31 am
/me intercepts masterball and sells it to a passing kid in a baseball hat for three thousand dollars

grisha5 is the true queen of /b/
Fool! Return to the depths of 4chan! We speak not of /b/ here!
how dare you we are anonymous we are legion expect us
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Graknorke on August 10, 2014, 09:36:11 am
What in the name of the Archbishop of Canterbury's right bollock is going on in this thread?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: MarcAFK on August 10, 2014, 09:42:05 am
grisha5
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on August 10, 2014, 10:17:38 am
/me intercepts masterball and sells it to a passing kid in a baseball hat for three thousand dollars

grisha5 is the true queen of /b/
Fool! Return to the depths of 4chan! We speak not of /b/ here!
how dare you we are anonymous we are legion expect us
Suuuuure. Whatever you say there, buddy. :I
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on August 10, 2014, 12:10:00 pm
Hail grisharads! How are you this fine grisha5?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 10, 2014, 12:22:05 pm
Quite grisha5, my good grisha5. It is good to grisha5 you again!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on August 10, 2014, 01:11:32 pm
It's grisha5 to grisha5 grisha5 too. How shall grisha5 grisha5 these non-grisha5 heathens?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Noel.se on August 10, 2014, 01:26:35 pm
grisha5 is reputation. Everyone who has a reputation has just earned a shard of grisha5.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 10, 2014, 01:55:27 pm
He's reputation?

Okay, but he's bad reputation.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Descan on August 10, 2014, 03:30:55 pm
I think I just had to hit on all the cute guys and have a cult started based on me accidentally to get my reputation.

I should put that on my resume. "Accidentally started a cult."
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Loud Whispers on August 10, 2014, 03:53:42 pm
REMOVE DESCAN remove descan
you are worst grisha5. you are the grisha5 you are the grisha5 smell. return to FG&RP. to our UB cousins you may come our bord. you may live in the wtf thread….ahahahaha ,kitchen genocide best day of my life. take a bath of syrup reserve..ahahahahah1337 hax WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget Steve Jebs .mafia we kill the OP , mafia return to your precious rtd….hahahahaha grisha5 and grisha4 smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE DESCAN FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. pathos alive in life advice, pathos making fortress of kitchen . big fort many goblin pathos kitchens. we are rich and have spambot now hahahaha ha because of pathos… you are ppoor stink grisha5… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a thred
pathos alive numbr one #1 in hapy thred ….fuck the polis ,..FUCKk ashol cultss no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag fad. pathos aliv and real strong wizard kill all the noob with rap magic now we the dwarf mod rule .

pathos #1 yoloswag never5get
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 10, 2014, 03:55:23 pm
Wait, did you convert LW to Grisha?

Wonder why his avatars are all intense then...:P
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 10, 2014, 03:56:02 pm
REMOVE DESCAN remove descan
you are worst grisha5. you are the grisha5 you are the grisha5 smell. return to FG&RP. to our UB cousins you may come our bord. you may live in the wtf thread….ahahahaha ,kitchen genocide best day of my life. take a bath of syrup reserve..ahahahahah1337 hax WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget Steve Jebs .mafia we kill the OP , mafia return to your precious rtd….hahahahaha grisha5 and grisha4 smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE DESCAN FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. pathos alive in life advice, pathos making fortress of kitchen . big fort many goblin pathos kitchens. we are rich and have spambot now hahahaha ha because of pathos… you are ppoor stink grisha5… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a thred
pathos alive numbr one #1 in hapy thred ….fuck the polis ,..FUCKk ashol cultss no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag fad. pathos aliv and real strong wizard kill all the noob with rap magic now we the dwarf mod rule .

pathos #1 yoloswag never5get

QFT
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 10, 2014, 03:56:58 pm
I think we broke Loud Whispers, guys.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 10, 2014, 03:57:48 pm
Let's face it, he was always a tad broken.

We just sped up the process.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 10, 2014, 04:01:58 pm
Good morning grisha5

I hope you had some suitably grisha5 dreams! :)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 10, 2014, 04:03:02 pm
I have purged Grisha from my existence.

My dreams are always good, for they are without the stain of Grisha.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Loud Whispers on August 10, 2014, 04:05:50 pm
your avatar looks like a dwarf with a moustachtesting the teletype
It's n-not like that I'm t-trying to grisha5 or anything! baka > n <

Let's face it, he was always a tad broken.
We just sped up the process.
It is not too late to repent to pathos nyoro~n
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 10, 2014, 04:06:13 pm
I have purged Grisha from my existence.

My dreams are always good, for they are without the stain of Grisha.
Dude... do you need to bring that kind of mean-ness into the grisha5 thread? :(
We're all friends here. We all grisha5 together and get along just fine.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 10, 2014, 04:08:04 pm
Nevva

I shall bring the flaming brand of truth and justice everywhere,

Ay, even to this, the den of Grisha.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 10, 2014, 04:10:07 pm
Well, start with the Magical Girl thread(s?) and then get back to me.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 10, 2014, 04:11:59 pm
Get back to you, eh?

Are you saying....

You're really Grisha?

It's spreading.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 10, 2014, 05:33:12 pm
/me pulls out a wrench and tries to fix LW

Srsly guise ur clut si to hueg alredy
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 10, 2014, 05:35:55 pm
Heh. On rereading what was written, I'm not sure if Yoink was joking.

At the time I thought he was, and I most certainly was in responding to him.

So apologies if you weren't joking, Yoink, and if you were joking then I just made an ass of myself.

Ah well, when doesn't that happen? :P
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: GlyphGryph on August 10, 2014, 05:48:05 pm
Oh wow. Page 14 already! How did I miss this? How could I have missed grisha5?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Graknorke on August 10, 2014, 05:49:06 pm
Well grisha seemed to be under the impression we'd recognise it, despite prior to this thread having made only 2 posts in a silly forum game.
And now everybody is turning into grisha.

Maybe we really did already know of grisha, because GRISHA IS PATHOS.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 10, 2014, 05:50:30 pm
What the...

Hell, I POSTED on the same page as Grisha before.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Graknorke on August 10, 2014, 06:01:26 pm
What the...

Hell, I POSTED on the same page as Grisha before.

(http://i.imgur.com/9siqJ8L.png)

Because as far as I can see, there are no posts apart from 2 in the "what would urist do" (or something to that effect I don't remember perfectly) thread.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 10, 2014, 06:06:23 pm
That's what I meant. I didn't even think this would happen before.

Bay12 should have its own TVtropes page.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 10, 2014, 06:07:09 pm
That's what I meant. I didn't even think this would happen before.

Bay12 should have its own TVtropes page.

It does. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Community/Dwarffortress)

Also this. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Roleplay/Bay12PlayByPostGames)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on August 10, 2014, 06:07:53 pm
He was four posts above grisha5's first post.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 10, 2014, 06:08:30 pm
Wut.

That's a nonexistent page.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on August 10, 2014, 06:12:45 pm
That's what I meant. I didn't even think this would happen before.

Bay12 should have its own TVtropes page.

It does. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Community/Dwarffortress)

It needs to be updated, though.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Loud Whispers on August 10, 2014, 06:37:38 pm
Pathos if love
Pathos of life
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 10, 2014, 06:38:50 pm
Noooo you mixed Grisha up with another cult.

Shrek is love
Shrek is life.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Loud Whispers on August 10, 2014, 06:41:32 pm
Better chek yourself before you grisha5 yourself.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 10, 2014, 06:45:20 pm
grisha
grisha
grisha
grisha
grisha
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 10, 2014, 06:48:03 pm
DwArfY, it's hopeless. Clearly, grisha5 is an infinite black sanity hole. Nothing can escape it except for everything that isn't sanity.

And this is Bay12. It's clear that this is the darkest, soul-sucking sanity hole ever. We need to stop it before anybody can be sucked in again.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 10, 2014, 06:49:49 pm
Fiiiiine.

*Throws grenade over his shoulder as he runs out*
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 10, 2014, 06:56:21 pm
*Tosses grenade carelessly into the middle of some non-grisha5 cult's meeting.*

Sorry, Descan, I think I just gibbed most of your cult, because the remains are shaking violently.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 10, 2014, 07:09:35 pm
*Tosses grenade carelessly into the middle of some non-grisha5 cult's meeting.*

Sorry, Descan, I think I just gibbed most of your cult, because the remains are shaking violently.
i dont care what you do just leave the cult of vulgarity alone
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: ShadowHammer on August 10, 2014, 10:07:09 pm
your avatar looks like a dwarf with a moustachtesting the teletype
It's n-not like that I'm t-trying to grisha5 or anything! baka > n <
[/quote]
This quote is linked to grisha5's profile page. I don't understand.

fakeedit: ooohhh, is that what happens when you quote a PM?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 11, 2014, 01:20:18 am
Can I join the Church of Grisha5?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 11, 2014, 01:23:06 am
Can I join the Church of Grisha5?
yes all may join us
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 11, 2014, 01:42:02 am
Been lurking on this thread, read all of it.
Bay12 why u so crazy?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 11, 2014, 01:44:37 am
all may join us
Crap, this isn't good.

Consider this a declaration of war between The Holy Orange Empire and the cult of grisha5! We will drive you into the dust!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 11, 2014, 01:53:43 am
all may join us
Crap, this isn't good.

Consider this a declaration of war between The Holy Orange Empire and the cult of grisha5! We will drive you into the dust!
you attack the cult of grisha5 you will have to go through the cult of vulgarity first vulgerites assemble
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 11, 2014, 01:54:23 am
Been lurking on this thread, read all of it.
Bay12 why u so crazy?
its self fulfilling prophecy
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 11, 2014, 01:58:20 am
You know, I generally find taking tuypo seriously fairly hard. A perfect example is what happens now. No matter, we of the Kirby Empire shall aid our allies the Holy Orange Empire in this war.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 11, 2014, 02:08:09 am
We welcome our friends in this time of great unease! We shall provide support in any way we can.

But first, war! Death to the Vulgarites! Down with grisha5!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 11, 2014, 02:12:32 am
READY THE FECES CANNONS
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 11, 2014, 02:28:47 am
Blade Knights! Sword Knights! To the front lines! Feather, Cupid and Laser Kirbies, ready projectiles! Mirror Kirbies, deflect any projectiles from the enemy! Cook Kirbies, create as much food as possible with the supplies provided before tossing them at any damaged Kirby or Knight!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 11, 2014, 02:30:32 am
Come to us, Great Servants of the Holy Grisha5! Strike them down with your powers of what I think are cats! Destroy them with your grisha5-ness! Grisha5inate them!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 11, 2014, 02:32:25 am
get the flamethrowers load the urine laced propellent
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: grisha5 on August 11, 2014, 03:00:35 am
suddenly, kitten bombers appear. they were on grisha5 side!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 11, 2014, 03:02:10 am
suddenly, kitten bombers appear. they were on grisha5 side!
ah grisha5 you have arived we are just sending the dildoriflemen out now we will burn these nonbelivers
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 11, 2014, 03:04:50 am
Hah! You believe yourself capable of defeating the combined forces of the Kirby and Holy Orange Empires! Fools!

Feather Kirbies, drop our ultimate weapon on these fools! Release the Crash and Mike Kirbies!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: grisha5 on August 11, 2014, 03:10:27 am
Godly lighthing strikes Kirbies. they are dead
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 11, 2014, 03:12:01 am
and the vulgerites spill forth a sea of there vomit from there great cups washing away the kriby corpses to make room for new corpses layed low by the great grisha5
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 11, 2014, 03:12:51 am
I still have my Blade Knights, Sword Knights, Waddle Doos etc. and considering that they revive the moment you stop looking...
Yeah, no matter how you look at it, you guys lose.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: grisha5 on August 11, 2014, 03:15:06 am
nah. the bombers are bombing your army. also the kittens are preparing the ultimate weapon:the fusion bomb
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 11, 2014, 03:18:48 am
This.

This is the stupidest, strangest, needs-to-die-please-soon-est thing we've ever done. I'd congratulate you, if I wasn't so goddamn tired right now and sick of this shit.

Fuck you, fuck Bay12, and fuck grisha5.

And lo, Koss poked the Hornets Nest with his Blade of fun-killing.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 11, 2014, 03:20:38 am
And yet, my army revives the instant you stop looking at them.
Also, if you can use godly lightning, then I can do this!
*Suddenly, a black orb appears in the middle of the field, sucking in the vulgarities, grisha5, tuypo1, and the grisha5 cult.*
How'd you like my void powers, hmm?
That takes care of that.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 11, 2014, 03:31:53 am
This.

This is the stupidest, strangest, needs-to-die-please-soon-est thing we've ever done. I'd congratulate you, if I wasn't so goddamn tired right now and sick of this shit.

Fuck you, fuck Bay12, and fuck grisha5.

And lo, Koss poked the Hornets Nest with his Blade of fun-killing.

nice hidden text also this is a serious matter
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 11, 2014, 03:32:57 am
And yet, my army revives the instant you stop looking at them.
Also, if you can use godly lightning, then I can do this!
*Suddenly, a black orb appears in the middle of the field, sucking in the vulgarities, grisha5, tuypo1, and the grisha5 cult.*
How'd you like my void powers, hmm?
That takes care of that.

nay for we clog up the void with intestines
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 11, 2014, 03:34:34 am
Hey now, I may have a strong appreciation for poop jokes and other childish toilet humour, that doesn't make me a vulgarite...
Also, hi grisha5! How are you this fine evening? Are you feeling alright? You got a few capital letters at the starts of your sentences, there, by the way.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 11, 2014, 03:34:52 am
You say it like I'm not serious.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 11, 2014, 03:36:30 am
You say it like I'm not serious.
no im not your saying its a stupid thing its high politics
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 11, 2014, 03:45:19 am
You say it like I'm not serious.
I believe you're serious, Koss.

That's why I'm mobilising all one thousand, three hundred, and thirty-three Citrus Legions. The Vulgarites will fall, but I would like to request the honour of battling alongside you. Together with the Kirby, we can prevail.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: grisha5 on August 11, 2014, 03:47:22 am
the kittens drop the fusion bomb on the Holy Orange Empire destroying it.the war is over
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 11, 2014, 03:49:03 am
Hah, no, all of your army is in the void. You're gonna have to fight monstrosities that erase from existence anything they touch to get out. Oh, and avoid the walls. Those erase you as well. As does the floor.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: grisha5 on August 11, 2014, 03:50:55 am
i am a god through,i get out of there along with the kittens and destroy the void. then drop the bomb
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 11, 2014, 03:53:39 am
the vulgerites are so vulgar the monstrosities will run away in disgust
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 11, 2014, 03:54:30 am
also this has now descended into is to is not territory im not sure we want that
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 11, 2014, 03:56:24 am
Dude this is grisha5's thread, you can't really fight him on an even footing.
I'm pretty sure an army of kirby-related things would suck pretty hard even on a neutral battleground, but y'know.

Anyway, could we maybe get over this and stop with the spamminess? Just sayin'.
FG&RP is where you should take it, rather than derailing this thread.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 11, 2014, 03:57:20 am
You say it like I'm not serious.
I believe you're serious, Koss.

That's why I'm mobilising all one thousand, three hundred, and thirty-three Citrus Legions. The Vulgarites will fall, but I would like to request the honour of battling alongside you. Together with the Kirby, we can prevail.
TO WAR!  >:(
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 11, 2014, 03:58:22 am
This.

This is the stupidest, strangest, needs-to-die-please-soon-est thing we've ever done. I'd congratulate you, if I wasn't so goddamn tired right now and sick of this shit.

Fuck you, fuck Bay12, and fuck grisha5.

And lo, Koss poked the Hornets Nest with his Blade of fun-killing.

nice hidden text also this is a serious matter
I was seriously confused about what hidden text you were talking about, before realizing I'm on the Darkling theme on the upper boards.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 11, 2014, 03:58:35 am
You can't. Destroying the void is impossible by simple virtue of the fact that it erases anything it touches and vice versa before it can be damaged. Also, kittens can't fly, ergo they died immediately. As did most vulgarities. And I'm god of all things Kirby and voidy.
Dude this is grisha5's thread, you can't really fight him on an even footing.
I'm pretty sure an army of kirby-related things would suck pretty hard even on a neutral battleground, but y'know.

Anyway, could we maybe get over this and stop with the spamminess? Just sayin'.
FG&RP is where you should take it, rather than derailing this thread.
I see what you did there. Not sure if you see what you did there, but whatever.

And if not, I have one word for you: Crash.
And that seems like a good idea.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 11, 2014, 04:00:41 am
I see how a pun could be interpreted from it, but no, I just hate the Kirby franchise. :P
It is beneath me to make puns of such a thing. My puns are quality creations, I fashion them with love and care for the joy of all. Well, mostly the joy of me, but it relates in the same thing 'cause puns are awesome.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 11, 2014, 04:04:07 am
This.

This is the stupidest, strangest, needs-to-die-please-soon-est thing we've ever done. I'd congratulate you, if I wasn't so goddamn tired right now and sick of this shit.

Fuck you, fuck Bay12, and fuck grisha5.

And lo, Koss poked the Hornets Nest with his Blade of fun-killing.

nice hidden text also this is a serious matter
I was seriously confused about what hidden text you were talking about, before realizing I'm on the Darkling theme on the upper boards.
It's funny because I didn't plan on it being hiden.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 11, 2014, 04:06:20 am
You... Hate Kirby?! How dare you have a different opinion?! What do you think this is, Ba-oh wait.
Why do you hate it, anyway?
And someone should totally make a self-sufficient war game system, so that the Kirby and Holy Orange Empires can duke it out with the Grisha5 Cult.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 11, 2014, 04:49:22 am
Mods for Civ V, maybe. Special Unit: KoSS.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: grisha5 on August 11, 2014, 07:15:17 am
i can fly,so i create kittens again and i get out from void,then give them the bomb
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 11, 2014, 07:20:58 am
But if you create the kittens while still in the void, they'll fall again and die.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 11, 2014, 08:47:43 am
I'm gonna go ahead and pledge the Union of the Wheel of Time to the Holy Citrus and Holy Kirby Empires.

That's an entire, lengthy series worth of recruits.

Having said that, I am now going to abandon this thread for good.

*Fades into obscurity*
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 11, 2014, 09:40:54 am
/me forms an alliance between the Wizard's Guild and the Holy Orange and Kirby Empires

* Tawarochir fades into obscurity with Th4DwArfY1
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 11, 2014, 09:52:53 am
Outie.

*Fade~*
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 11, 2014, 11:37:29 am
Yeah, while this is fun and all, I think I'm gonna jump off the Insanity Express here. I much prefer the Insanity Engine; it goes slow enough that you can enjoy the scenery.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Loud Whispers on August 11, 2014, 06:32:13 pm
I concur and will withdraw to the kitchen threads.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 11, 2014, 06:32:54 pm
I concur and will withdraw to the kitchen threads.
As in spambot kitchen threads?

Also, HAIL GRISHA
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 11, 2014, 07:44:15 pm
That's right, LW. Get back in the kitchen threads where you belong and make me a spam post sandwich.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 11, 2014, 07:56:14 pm
in all seriousness this has descended into is not is to territory
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 11, 2014, 09:05:08 pm
No it hasn't
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 11, 2014, 09:07:56 pm
in all seriousness this has descended into is not is to territory
Do I smell a heretic? Yup. You know happens to heretics?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 11, 2014, 09:21:59 pm
ok how is it that im the one who bowed out when it started getting childish
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 11, 2014, 09:22:57 pm
I think we gotta call in Toady.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 11, 2014, 09:26:12 pm
I think we gotta call in Toady.
no no we dont
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 11, 2014, 09:26:34 pm
I wouldn't go that far, but it's probably best to just stop posting in it and let it die.

Sorry Grisha5. Such is the nature of fame on Bay12.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 11, 2014, 09:26:39 pm
ok how is it that im the one who bowed out when it started getting childish

...Uh. No you didn't. It got childish several pages ago.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 11, 2014, 09:27:37 pm
ok how is it that im the one who bowed out when it started getting childish

...Uh. No you didn't. It got childish several pages ago.
the war rp wasn't childish the is to is not is
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 11, 2014, 09:30:39 pm
ok how is it that im the one who bowed out when it started getting childish

...Uh. No you didn't. It got childish several pages ago.
the war rp wasn't childish the is to is not is
Yes it was. And what do you mean by "is to is not"? ??? Do you mean an argument where one party says "Is too!" and the other replies with "Is not!" and the cycle repeats over and over? I'm just going to assume that's what you mean.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 11, 2014, 09:44:55 pm
ok how is it that im the one who bowed out when it started getting childish

...Uh. No you didn't. It got childish several pages ago.
the war rp wasn't childish the is to is not is
Yes it was. And what do you mean by "is to is not"? ??? Do you mean an argument where one party says "Is too!" and the other replies with "Is not!" and the cycle repeats over and over? I'm just going to assume that's what you mean.
yes that is what I mean
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on August 11, 2014, 09:47:48 pm
ok how is it that im the one who bowed out when it started getting childish

...Uh. No you didn't. It got childish several pages ago.
the war rp wasn't childish the is to is not is
Yes it was. And what do you mean by "is to is not"? ??? Do you mean an argument where one party says "Is too!" and the other replies with "Is not!" and the cycle repeats over and over? I'm just going to assume that's what you mean.
yes that is what I mean
Not it's not!

(Yeah though, this thread is kinda hitting the point where we should just start to be silent observers of grisha5's glory. :v)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: grisha5 on August 11, 2014, 09:53:06 pm
i get out from the void and create the kittens in mortal world
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: ShadowHammer on August 11, 2014, 09:58:57 pm
(Yeah though, this thread is kinda hitting the point where we should just start to be silent observers of grisha5's glory. :v)
I couldn't agree more. Let us leave this thread as a great historical monument, and not sully its glory with more posts.

i get out from the void and create the kittens in mortal world
You might want to go check out the FG&RP forum (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?board=15.0). It's a much better place than this for battling hideous monsters in the dark void of another world with kittens.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on August 11, 2014, 10:07:27 pm
i get out from the void and create the kittens in mortal world

Okay yeah I know I basically just said to let this thread die, but that is literally the best grisha5-ism in the history of... uh, this thread.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 11, 2014, 10:18:12 pm
Yeah, let it die. It will open room for the Cult to spread elsewhere.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 11, 2014, 10:20:47 pm
I would just like to close by stating im still trying to process me been the one to bow out when it started getting to much its just so unlike me
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 12, 2014, 12:21:43 am
grisha6
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 12, 2014, 12:29:01 am
I would just like to close by stating im still trying to process me been the one to bow out when it started getting to much its just so unlike me
I'm curious to see how many more times you point that out. :P
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 12, 2014, 12:34:26 am
I would just like to close by stating im still trying to process me been the one to bow out when it started getting to much its just so unlike me
I'm curious to see how many more times you point that out. :P
"point what out? oh that i did something i usually dont and try to stop insanity?"
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: McDonald on August 12, 2014, 05:23:34 pm
grisha5 you broke my internet

grisha5 stahp
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 15, 2014, 10:39:12 pm
Was that a request for someone else to start bumping the thread?
Yes.
So, how is it going, Grisha5?
Anything good been going on?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 15, 2014, 10:50:00 pm
Oh good, I didn't want to actually do it in case people got grumpy about it.

I mean, grisha5
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 15, 2014, 11:07:18 pm
Damn it, you guys.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 15, 2014, 11:24:01 pm
Damn it, you guys.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 15, 2014, 11:39:22 pm
grisha5
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 16, 2014, 12:14:07 am
I'm leaving the Cult of Grisha, and taking anyone willing with me.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 16, 2014, 12:44:47 am
I'm leaving the Cult of Grisha, and taking anyone willing with me.
I'll leave as well, and rejoin the venerable Cult of the King in Yellow hastur hastur hastur, though I still support the followers of His Mighty Grisha5ness.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 16, 2014, 08:17:15 am
This is like a horrible, cancerous demon. I stab it, prod it with hot metal, shoot it, break it's knees, protest vigorously against it, take it to court, have it assassinated, crash cars into it, and yet it LIVES.

Damn Cults. Never trust 'em.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: FearfulJesuit on August 16, 2014, 09:45:07 am
Apostates must be reconverted.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 16, 2014, 11:51:26 am
This is like a horrible, cancerous demon. I stab it, prod it with hot metal, shoot it, break it's knees, protest vigorously against it, take it to court, have it assassinated, crash cars into it, and yet it LIVES.

Damn Cults. Never trust 'em.
Spoiler: Sup? (click to show/hide)
Title: THE END
Post by: Tawa on August 16, 2014, 12:05:21 pm
I'm leaving the Cult of Grisha, and taking anyone willing with me.
I'll leave as well, and rejoin the venerable Cult of the King in Yellow hastur hastur hastur, though I still support the followers of His Mighty Grisha5ness.
/me hires Old Man Henderson to kill flameboy99

* Tawarochir helps Alev remove cultists and teams up with KoSS to destroy all remaining cultists

* Except for Lyeos, because he only posted like four times here

The end. That's it. Last post. No more grisha5.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 16, 2014, 06:01:11 pm
gri5ha
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 16, 2014, 06:03:15 pm
gri5ha
Guise. Guise. Stahp. No more grısha5.

I didn't say the g-word, by the way. That i is dotless.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 16, 2014, 06:07:33 pm
/me plays a crude cover of "Who'll Stop the Grisha5" by Greedence Grisha Refivel.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 16, 2014, 07:34:48 pm
Have you ever, seen, the grisha5--- pourin' down, like grisha5

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Furtuka on August 16, 2014, 09:13:16 pm
hallelujah

it's raining grisha5
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 16, 2014, 10:28:45 pm
Hark! The herald angels sing glory to the grisha5!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: NAV on August 16, 2014, 10:32:45 pm
So, when are we gonna get a grisha5 subforum?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Fenrir on August 17, 2014, 12:38:20 am
I definitely missed you, grisha5.

So hold still next time.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 17, 2014, 12:42:06 am
This is like a horrible, cancerous demon. I stab it, prod it with hot metal, shoot it, break it's knees, protest vigorously against it, take it to court, have it assassinated, crash cars into it, and yet it LIVES.

Damn Cults. Never trust 'em.
Spoiler: Sup? (click to show/hide)
DIE.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 17, 2014, 01:25:08 am
The scanfad was legitimately bad, though. Some forumgoers have epilepsy.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 17, 2014, 02:25:57 am
On the other hand, grisha5 is objectively good.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: miauw62 on August 17, 2014, 03:41:56 am
I'm grisha12 and what is this
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Zrk2 on August 17, 2014, 04:50:32 am
What the fuck happened here?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 17, 2014, 04:53:20 am
An escaped lunatic posted a thread about being back, despite only having 2 posts beforehand. People promptly made a cult based around said lunatic.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Darvi on August 17, 2014, 05:13:31 am
What the fuck happened here?
Just your average week in Bay12, my man.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 17, 2014, 05:33:46 am
Just read this whole thing in one go. . . .made this image.
Spoiler: You guys are so (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Loud Whispers on August 17, 2014, 08:50:28 am
Why life gives you lemons make Grisha5
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 17, 2014, 09:32:36 am
WHY WON'T YOU DIIIIIIIIE
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 17, 2014, 09:36:30 am
This is Bay12. Expecting a thread like this to die so soon is like expecting the sun to stop shining. Barring outside circumstances, it won't happen for a while.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 17, 2014, 09:46:02 am
But it was dead, for a time! All was silent! 'Twas GLORIOUS! NOW IT'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Loud Whispers on August 17, 2014, 10:02:15 am
(http://i.imgur.com/0mtJV4Y.jpg)
I'll be Grisha5
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 17, 2014, 11:20:37 am
Shit, I didn't wanna have to do this.

/me summons Lavos

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3213307/day-of-lavos-o.gif)

GAME OVER. GRISHA5 HAS DIED.

CONGLATURATIONS! A WINNER IS NOT YOU. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT ☼200.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 17, 2014, 11:21:30 am
Who is Lavos?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 17, 2014, 11:24:51 am
Lavos is grisha5.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 17, 2014, 11:27:53 am
Couldn't be, grisha5 summons kittens to defeat the darkness. There are no kittens in that gif.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 17, 2014, 11:28:02 am
Who is Lavos?
.....

Also,
/me just loads the last save.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 17, 2014, 11:30:54 am
This is something I should know, isn't it. :(
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 17, 2014, 11:31:42 am
This is something I should know, isn't it. :(
No. No. RUN WHILE YOU CAN!

Unless you've already posted on the thread. Then commit suicide or something.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 17, 2014, 11:33:19 am
This is something I should know, isn't it. :(
Yes.

I will direct you here. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=142325.msg5573717#msg5573717)
Be warned that it does not accurately portray gameplay.
Or stories.
Or the characters.  :P
Like, at all.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 17, 2014, 11:34:37 am
/me casts NUKE
Spoiler: THE END (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 17, 2014, 11:37:18 am
I see your explosion and EAT IT! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Fenrir on August 17, 2014, 11:56:24 am
I’m waiting for the people that want this thread to die to realize that the thread will die when the forum gets bored with it, not when you want them to stop, so posting here is only pressing the glorious grisha5 back into the public consciousness where he belongs, because they missed thinking about him.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 17, 2014, 12:01:33 pm
Why do you think my post ended with "The End" a page or two ago? It was the last post until the revival.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 17, 2014, 12:04:33 pm
The glorious revival of my ultimate foe.

GRISHA5
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 17, 2014, 12:48:49 pm
Why do you think my post ended with "The End" a page or two ago? It was the last post until the revival.

You mean the revival after six hours of inactivity? The thread was dormant for three days after this post (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=141725.msg5567737#msg5567737) and that's the only break I consider long enough to be notable.

Source: I am a grisha5 thread scholar.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 17, 2014, 12:49:56 pm
This thread will never die! Never I tell you! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 17, 2014, 12:54:44 pm
Shit, I didn't want to have to go the whole nine yards.

Spoiler: YOU LOSE. (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Arx on August 17, 2014, 12:56:43 pm
Congrendulates!

I was unimpressed, up until there.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 17, 2014, 12:56:54 pm
And I eat you all because I! AM! KIRBY!!!!!!
You cannot possibly win, Tawarochir the Wizard! I have planned for every eventuality!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 17, 2014, 12:57:48 pm
Why are you guys text-fighting? Can't we just all get along and grisha5?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 17, 2014, 12:59:59 pm
Never! I am the devourer of worlds! That means I have to be evil. It says so in my contract.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Loud Whispers on August 17, 2014, 01:22:04 pm
ALL Y'ALL NEED SOME PATHOS
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 17, 2014, 02:36:39 pm
says the guy known for committing countless horrible atrocities to dwarves.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Furtuka on August 17, 2014, 02:38:31 pm
IF WE NEED PATHOS THEN WE NEED EACHOTHER. AND EACHOTHER IS ALL BAY12VERS INCLUDING GRISHA5. THEREFORE WE NEED GRISHA5
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 17, 2014, 09:52:15 pm
I'm sorry I just wanted to share the art.
Spoiler: I'm sorry (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 17, 2014, 09:52:58 pm
I'm amazed this thread has made it so far without being locked.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 17, 2014, 09:55:16 pm
I'm amazed this thread has made it so far without being locked.
Well as I said I read this whole thing in one go and all in all its not as bad as everyone thinks.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 17, 2014, 09:59:46 pm
I am going to destroy it right now.

With my most powerful spell.

Summoning myself.

Suddenly, the remains of Ta'wa shudder, as a great power awakens. Old buildings crumble further, pillars topple. And the Temple of Taw shudders violently...

A great force destroyed the ruins in a flash of light and a bang. The world as we know it is over.


(http://www.davidreneke.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/birth.jpg)

A horrifying figure, in the form of a crippled, dirty old man, steps forward. And he speaks:
Die, fiends! Let the power of shadow overtake you!
And with that, he holds his staff out, and prepares to let his power loose...

(http://s10.postimg.org/t4ug9djp5/game_over_return_of_tawarochir.png)

Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 17, 2014, 10:01:10 pm
Really, I think most of the bad parts arose when people started rebelling against His Grisha5ness, rather than leaving the thread to burn out on it's own.

In other words, Nice Job Breaking It, Tawarochir (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NiceJobBreakingItHero).
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Furtuka on August 17, 2014, 10:01:42 pm
Praise Grisha5!


Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 17, 2014, 10:02:44 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Plus Tawarochir is making this cool stuff for us. . . . kinda makes me want to see more.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 17, 2014, 10:21:42 pm
Praise Grisha5!


Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
In serious mode, we have to lock it. It's too volatile, it'll just come back if we try to revive it.

I think that it's Roll to Dodge time, though.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Furtuka on August 17, 2014, 10:25:02 pm
Volatile in what way? If you want volatile you poke into the politics threads. This ain't volatile. As someone who has been here far longer than you have, sit down and let the people have their sillies. The explosion posts were better than that.

*flips switch to turn off serious mode*

HAIL grisha5 THE MOST grisha5 OF ALL grisha5S
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 17, 2014, 10:39:02 pm
What I meant was that even though the fad eventually basically died, it came back 3 days later.

Meh, whatever.

/me returns to sleeping in Ta'wa
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Furtuka on August 17, 2014, 10:44:36 pm
Oh no you're not getting off that easy

/me grabs Tawarochir and straps him to the altar of grisha5

PREPARE THE SACRIFICE
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 17, 2014, 10:47:02 pm
Oh no you're not getting off that easy

/me grabs Tawarochir and straps him to the altar of grisha5

PREPARE THE SACRIFICE
/me grabs Tawa and runs
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Furtuka on August 17, 2014, 10:48:17 pm
/me throws the ceremonial knife at Alev so it stabs him in the back

You'll work as a sacrifice too.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 17, 2014, 10:48:51 pm
Honestly, though, as much fun as this is, we're probably going to forget all about this thread in a month, if not sooner. Hell, I'm willing to bet that none of us will even remember who grisha5 is in that time, unless he starts posting a lot, makes a big innovation in DF, or something along those lines. No offence, grisha5, but such is the nature of the internet. It's not as bad on Bay12, but the collective ADD is still there.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 17, 2014, 10:51:08 pm
*Grabs Alev before that and locks him in his game.

You can come out and play once you update it. -_-
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 17, 2014, 10:51:30 pm
For... forget?

No.

I will remember grisha5. Always.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 17, 2014, 10:52:52 pm
To forget, we must remember. To move on, we must dwell. To defeat, we must surrender.

To kill, we must die.

*Koss walks off.

Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Furtuka on August 17, 2014, 10:53:49 pm
We shall carve the words of grisha 5 into stone tablets so that they shall forever be remembered. And they shall be known as the grisha 5 commandments!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 17, 2014, 10:58:35 pm
I think you guys underestimate Bay12's affinity for inside jokes.

The penguin avatar thing came back after years.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 17, 2014, 11:00:17 pm
The Holy Stone Tablets of the Grisha Five Mandments?

To forget, we must remember. To move on, we must dwell. To defeat, we must surrender.

To kill, we must die.

*Koss walks off.
The sod is that supposed to mean.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: NAV on August 17, 2014, 11:00:53 pm
I found a photo of grisha5 on deviantart. He's a rather attractive fellow.
http://vishstudio.deviantart.com/art/Grisha-5-115101324 (http://vishstudio.deviantart.com/art/Grisha-5-115101324)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 17, 2014, 11:03:56 pm
I think you guys underestimate Bay12's affinity for inside jokes.

The penguin avatar thing came back after years.
I think "forget" was the wrong word. It's more like not caring about it nearly as much. The 'Scans are far from forgotten, they're just largely ignored. We don't still go about celebrating Cacame; we remember it's a thing that happened, chuckle a little at the silly elf playing dwarvern badass, the move on. We don't constantly bring up Boatmurdered. Though it's still around, It Was Inevitable and It Was Terrifying has largely died. I suspect the same will happen to grisha5. It might not be forgotten, and it might even still be a well-known thing here in the lower boards for a considerable amount of time. But alas, my fellow grisha5ers, I fear that it's glory days have long since gone, and shall not return.

On a less serious note,
To forget, we must remember. To move on, we must dwell. To defeat, we must surrender.

To kill, we must die.

*Koss walks off.
The sod is that supposed to mean.
Everything
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 17, 2014, 11:24:37 pm
We just need an act of Grisha to revitalize the thread.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 18, 2014, 01:59:22 am
Wait a second...
Died, and came back 3 days later? This thread is Jes*get shot*
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 18, 2014, 02:12:17 am
I feel like I should be offended, but that's too funny.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Loud Whispers on August 18, 2014, 02:17:35 am
Wait a second...
Died, and came back 3 days later? This thread is Jes*get shot*
Grisha5 is love
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 18, 2014, 02:34:14 am
Wait a second...
Died, and came back 3 days later? This thread is Jes*get shot*
LoL. Just the pick'me'up I needed before going to work. See ya's.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 18, 2014, 02:36:15 am
Checkmate, agrishists.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Loud Whispers on August 18, 2014, 02:40:27 am
And agrishagnostics should just stop being weak and take a stance already
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 18, 2014, 03:34:16 am
[seriousmode] In all honesty, the main reason I still post so much in this thread is because it annoys me when people complain about something so harmless. I mean, I do not understand what the problem with it is, or why it necessitates so much BBCode abuse and stupid explosion gifs and giant red font and what-not. ??? Just a cheerful little thread about nothing, started by a cool guy like grisha5 who we want to make welcome on the forums.
[/seriousmode]

grisha5
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 18, 2014, 03:58:54 am
I'm not taking this thread seriously. I'd be surprised if more than one or two other people were taking it seriously, as well.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: flame99 on August 18, 2014, 04:09:42 am
I think it's fairly obvious how seriously I take this. I.E. Not at all.

Ph'nglui Mglw-nafh Grisha5 ftaghn R'lyeh! Ia! Ia! Grisha5 ftaghn! Grisha5 ftaghn R'lyeh!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: MarcAFK on August 19, 2014, 12:12:51 pm
I only still post here because nobody's getting scanned anymore :(
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 19, 2014, 12:21:48 pm
That's easy. Add kittens to them.
Title: glyphgryph
Post by: GlyphGryph on August 19, 2014, 12:23:45 pm
}hi guys,im back, who was missing me?
Title: Re: glyphgryph
Post by: Alev on August 19, 2014, 12:25:31 pm
}hi guys,im back, who was missing me?
Are you trying to start a cult?
Title: Re: glyphgryph
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 19, 2014, 12:28:17 pm
}hi guys,im back, who was missing me?
NO ONE! You know why? Cause you're not grisha5!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: IronTomato on August 19, 2014, 01:19:17 pm
glyph5
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Teneb on August 19, 2014, 01:29:35 pm
I think you guys underestimate Bay12's affinity for inside jokes.

The penguin avatar thing came back after years.
I think "forget" was the wrong word. It's more like not caring about it nearly as much. The 'Scans are far from forgotten, they're just largely ignored. We don't still go about celebrating Cacame; we remember it's a thing that happened, chuckle a little at the silly elf playing dwarvern badass, the move on. We don't constantly bring up Boatmurdered. Though it's still around, It Was Inevitable and It Was Terrifying has largely died. I suspect the same will happen to grisha5. It might not be forgotten, and it might even still be a well-known thing here in the lower boards for a considerable amount of time. But alas, my fellow grisha5ers, I fear that it's glory days have long since gone, and shall not return.
You underestimate it, as penguinofhonor mentioned. The second penguin apocalypse almost got out of hand. I still have my penguin avatar stored. the third penguin apocalypse cometh!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 19, 2014, 01:43:55 pm
What is this "penguin apocalypse" of which you speak?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 19, 2014, 01:59:22 pm
You haven't seen the penguin avatars?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Teneb on August 19, 2014, 02:02:57 pm
What is this "penguin apocalypse" of which you speak?
I can't say much about the first one since I wasn't there (I think I joined the forums not long after), but I'll summarize what I know about it.

A long time ago, there was no lower boards. People could also change their names at will during that time. If I recall correctly, penguinofhonor once mentioned that his current name was not his original one. There was only one board, where everything went, Various Nonsense. In that board, there was a thread. I have no knowledge of how the thread started, but it eventually became a thread where people would use penguin avatars. Usual B12 fad. Then things got out of hand. By the end, the thread had jumped around every single board, culminating in the invasion of Announcements. People were impersonating ToadyOne and ThreeToe. There were even plans to spread the penguins to other forums. Toady eventually banned a lot of people, locked name-changing (you have to ask him instead, nowadays) and nuked Various Nonsense, remaking it into the lower boards of today.

In 2012, a thread appeared (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=107821.msg3212289#msg3212289). It was about what mental images did you have of other forum members. People mentioned how they saw others as their avatars, and eventually the penguin fad was revived. Once more it started to get out of hand, especially when some bronies appeared and started taunting (in fun, of course, but some people can't seem to handle that) the penguins. The thread was eventually locked, once talk of invading other boards finally appeared. It had nothing to do, however, with the ban on pony discussions, that was something else.

And that, kids, is how it happened. Now get off my lawn.

EDIT: Finally remembered it was called Various Nonsense
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Arx on August 19, 2014, 02:05:36 pm
How is it that Deathsword can write an essay in the time it takes me to hunt down the link? I thought i was doing well.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Zrk2 on August 19, 2014, 02:06:17 pm
What the fuck happened here?
Just your average week in Bay12, my man.
Rather Like Soundgarden, I've been away for too long.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Teneb on August 19, 2014, 02:07:11 pm
How is it that Deathsword can write an essay in the time it takes me to hunt down the link? I thought i was doing well.
An essay on a grimy, shitty keyboard at work while using a dinossaur of a computer, thank you very much.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 19, 2014, 02:09:52 pm
-snip-
Oh. Finally, a whole story.

Thanks.

Also, if and when this reaches 400 replies, I think I'm going to come up with some kind of silly spell somehow more powerful than summoning me to cast here that doesn't involve explosions, because until I make some kind of ridiculous forum game, this is the last time I get to cast my silly spells without derailing a thread. Because this thread is already made of derail.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 19, 2014, 02:14:00 pm
So wait.
Most people think I look like Kirby.

That is disturbing and awesome at the same time.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Teneb on August 19, 2014, 02:14:10 pm
/me waits for people to ask him why pony discussions are banned, who is Dariush and why should you care and other mystical secrets of the forums

I think I should create a folder in my desktop with various essays on B12 history, just so I can drop them in threads.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 19, 2014, 02:17:34 pm
Whyever is there a ban on pony threads, oh wise and powerful Deathsword?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 19, 2014, 02:19:06 pm
/me waits for people to ask him why pony discussions are banned, who is Dariush and why should you care and other mystical secrets of the forums
/me dost ask
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Teneb on August 19, 2014, 02:50:27 pm
On this very board there once was a thread about them ponies, and it went well. It gaine megathread status, stanidng tall with the likes of the now-buried MSPA megathread. It was graced by faces many, including the infamous Necro910 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=38457). Fanfics and opinions were shared freely, and it went well. Slash fics were shared, and it went well. Then rapefics were shared and the Toad did recoil in horror, handed out warning and nuked the thread. So was pony discussion banned, save for the modding forum.

I should add that was not the reason Necro was banned.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 19, 2014, 03:04:50 pm
Toady only banned ponies permanently after the second or third pony thread descended into terribleness.

A long time ago, there was no lower boards. People could also change their names at will during that time. If I recall correctly, penguinofhonor once mentioned that his current name was not his original one. There was only one board, where everything went, Various Nonsense. In that board, there was a thread. I have no knowledge of how the thread started, but it eventually became a thread where people would use penguin avatars. Usual B12 fad. Then things got out of hand. By the end, the thread had jumped around every single board, culminating in the invasion of Announcements. People were impersonating ToadyOne and ThreeToe. There were even plans to spread the penguins to other forums. Toady eventually banned a lot of people, locked name-changing (you have to ask him instead, nowadays) and nuked Various Nonsense, remaking it into the lower boards of today.

My memory of this is pretty vague. I don't even remember if this was on the old forum software or the new one. This has always been my name on this forum, though, so that wasn't how it started.

I had no avatar at that point (or maybe just a lame penguin photo from google images) and for some reason in some thread, inaluct made me my penguin avatar (he's been banned since then). Some other people thought it was cool and asked for them, some people made their own. Then the penguin party thread appeared for them.

Understand, this was in the update gap before DF2012 and there wasn't a DF-independent community like there is now in the lower boards. So as people got more and more bored between releases, the tone of Various Nonsense got sillier and people started doing more ridiculous things. The penguin thread fit right in.

At some point people decided to elect either a VN government or a penguin government. I forget which. It might have been in the penguin thread, but it might have been separate. I know that's how I got my Minister of Love title. Of course, governments breed nationalism and we soon got greedy for territory. Eventually the penguin party turned into something like a penguin juggernaut.

That's when the attack on Other Games happened. I think a couple threads appeared in DF general discussion and/or the Armok 1 forum as well. I don't think we actually made it much further up than that. My memory of it is that Toady shut it down pretty damn quickly.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Teneb on August 19, 2014, 03:14:27 pm
Toady only banned ponies permanently after the second or third pony thread descended into terribleness.

A long time ago, there was no lower boards. People could also change their names at will during that time. If I recall correctly, penguinofhonor once mentioned that his current name was not his original one. There was only one board, where everything went, Various Nonsense. In that board, there was a thread. I have no knowledge of how the thread started, but it eventually became a thread where people would use penguin avatars. Usual B12 fad. Then things got out of hand. By the end, the thread had jumped around every single board, culminating in the invasion of Announcements. People were impersonating ToadyOne and ThreeToe. There were even plans to spread the penguins to other forums. Toady eventually banned a lot of people, locked name-changing (you have to ask him instead, nowadays) and nuked Various Nonsense, remaking it into the lower boards of today.

My memory of this is pretty vague. I don't even remember if this was on the old forum software or the new one. This has always been my name on this forum, though, so that wasn't how it started.

I had no avatar at that point (or maybe just a lame penguin photo from google images) and for some reason in some thread, inaluct made me my penguin avatar (he's been banned since then). Some other people thought it was cool and asked for them, some people made their own. Then the penguin party thread appeared for them.

Understand, this was in the update gap before DF2012 and there wasn't a DF-independent community like there is now in the lower boards. So as people got more and more bored between releases, the tone of Various Nonsense got sillier and people started doing more ridiculous things. The penguin thread fit right in.

At some point people decided to elect either a VN government or a penguin government. I forget which. It might have been in the penguin thread, but it might have been separate. I know that's how I got my Minister of Love title. Of course, governments breed nationalism and we soon got greedy for territory. Eventually the penguin party turned into something like a penguin juggernaut.

That's when the attack on Other Games happened. I think a couple threads appeared in DF general discussion and/or the Armok 1 forum as well. I don't think we actually made it much further up than that. My memory of it is that Toady shut it down pretty damn quickly.
Looks like I was wrong on some of this stuff then. I'm pretty sure the attack on Announcements was mentioned in the second thread though.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: SaberToothTiger on August 19, 2014, 03:26:30 pm
Who is Dariush, oh-so great Deathsword?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 19, 2014, 03:51:42 pm
O mighty being of wisdom, enlighten us with knowledge on Necro's demise!

Bring light to the darkness of ignorance!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Redzephyr01 on August 19, 2014, 03:58:43 pm
O mighty being of wisdom, enlighten us with knowledge on Necro's demise!

Bring light to the darkness of ignorance!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 19, 2014, 04:01:07 pm
*Wide eyed children gather around Deathsword's chair*

:P
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 19, 2014, 04:05:35 pm
Oh hey guys, check out the post count! It's over 400!
if and when this reaches 400 replies, I think I'm going to come up with some kind of silly spell somehow more powerful than summoning me to cast here that doesn't involve explosions

/me dares to cast a spell!

Dark Matter/Magus' Tawarochir's Strongest Spell

(http://s27.postimg.org/plynk7dhf/darkmatterbetter.gif)

290 damage to grisha5!

(http://www.videogamesprites.net/ChronoTrigger/Party/Magus/Magus,P20-,P20Summon.gif.pagespeed.ce.xL0WcFBfyR.gif)

(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110618205941/chrono/images/c/c0/Chrono-trigger-but-the-future-refused-to-change-300x225.jpg)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 19, 2014, 04:12:39 pm
Looks like I was wrong on some of this stuff then. I'm pretty sure the attack on Announcements was mentioned in the second thread though.

Maybe? I've definitely forgotten some stuff from then.

Hard evidence would be best. I know a few people downloaded copies of VN before it was deleted. I don't know if any of those are still around.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Graknorke on August 19, 2014, 04:20:25 pm
So how far before my time here was VN then, because as far as I know the penguin fad was pretty recent when I arrived.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Furtuka on August 19, 2014, 04:23:21 pm
On this very board there once was a thread about them ponies, and it went well. It gaine megathread status, stanidng tall with the likes of the now-buried MSPA megathread. It was graced by faces many, including the infamous Necro910 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=38457). Fanfics and opinions were shared freely, and it went well. Slash fics were shared, and it went well. Then rapefics were shared and the Toad did recoil in horror, handed out warning and nuked the thread. So was pony discussion banned, save for the modding forum.

I should add that was not the reason Necro was banned.

To add some detail, there were actually three pony threads that existed, and an accompanying three strikes you're out. The first thread was locked for reasons I forget, the second fell due to someone accidentally linking to a site that turned out to have inappropriate pictures hidden in it (ironically this incident had nothing to do with ponies), and the third was not due to sharing of rape fics, but a discussion of fanfic tagging systems which resulted in the existence of rape fics being heavily discussed. Shortly afterwards a separate forum was made by brony bay12ver's to hang out in, but it eventually died out.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Fenrir on August 19, 2014, 04:48:21 pm
Deathsword, I’m pretty sure the Toady One impersonation was unrelated to the penguin thing. It was an April Fool’s joke.

I know because I was the one that did it.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Teneb on August 19, 2014, 04:56:13 pm
Deathsword, I’m pretty sure the Toady One impersonation was unrelated to the penguin thing. It was an April Fool’s joke.

I know because I was the one that did it.
Huh. Well, I guess I should go and correct that. I guess it did contribute to the nuking of VN.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 19, 2014, 04:58:24 pm
Ha, Fenrir on the old forums.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Fenrir on August 19, 2014, 05:17:34 pm
I guess it did contribute to the nuking of VN.
I don’t remember, but I hope I at least put it in Various Nonsense and not DF General Discussion. (or had VN been nuked at that point? I’m getting old.)

Ha, Fenrir on the old forums.
Ah, the good old days.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 19, 2014, 05:18:17 pm
This is cool because I'm new here and don't know this history stuff. Please do continue.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Nice Tawarochir look'n good.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: IronTomato on August 19, 2014, 05:55:57 pm
Forum history is fun.

Fun Fact: I was on the forums back when the infamous You At Final Boss was created. I hadn't been around for long, and I had never really looked at the lower boards before. As a result, I was slightly intimidated and wasn't sure what I was reading when I read the young YAFB for the first time. It was the reason I waited to insert myself into the Lower Boards, heh.

Ironically, my Lower Boards debut was in the Bay 12 Space Program, a derail of equal insanity.

... And sheesh, this all happened over 2 years ago? Time flies when you're posting.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 19, 2014, 05:58:41 pm
LoL nice.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Glloyd on August 19, 2014, 06:57:08 pm
O mighty being of wisdom, enlighten us with knowledge on Necro's demise!

Bring light to the darkness of ignorance!

If I remember correctly, it was because of a joke he made that was admittedly in poor taste.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Teneb on August 19, 2014, 07:22:21 pm
O mighty being of wisdom, enlighten us with knowledge on Necro's demise!

Bring light to the darkness of ignorance!

If I remember correctly, it was because of a joke he made that was admittedly in poor taste.

Something about pedophiles or similar. Best that we don't try to go into details on this.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Furtuka on August 19, 2014, 07:37:56 pm
And it genuinely had nothing to do with magma, despite what some other Bay12vers might tell you. That being related to his banning is only an forum myth
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 19, 2014, 07:41:17 pm
O mighty being of wisdom, enlighten us with knowledge on Necro's demise!

Bring light to the darkness of ignorance!

If I remember correctly, it was because of a joke he made that was admittedly in poor taste.

Something about pedophiles or similar. Best that we don't try to go into details on this.
ba you people are like little children getting offended at the littlest things
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Furtuka on August 19, 2014, 07:45:46 pm
...*facepalm* this is the part where you be quiet.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 19, 2014, 07:54:08 pm
Good morning, grisha5! ^-^
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 19, 2014, 08:15:32 pm
Silly Yoink.

There is no more grisha5.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Yoink on August 19, 2014, 08:22:36 pm
Yeah, no. Sorry.
Thread's still here, last I checked. Your silly little j/RPGs have no power here.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Furtuka on August 19, 2014, 08:27:18 pm
Silly Yoink.

There is no more grisha5.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(http://i.imgur.com/O3AoArN.png)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 19, 2014, 09:15:06 pm
I'll never forget grisha5
(http://i.imgur.com/xzxJZ9R.png?1?4304)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 19, 2014, 09:20:59 pm
I like how grisha5 is a useless dwarf.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 19, 2014, 09:24:45 pm
On this very board there once was a thread about them ponies, and it went well. It gaine megathread status, stanidng tall with the likes of the now-buried MSPA megathread. It was graced by faces many, including the infamous Necro910 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=38457). Fanfics and opinions were shared freely, and it went well. Slash fics were shared, and it went well. Then rapefics were shared and the Toad did recoil in horror, handed out warning and nuked the thread. So was pony discussion banned, save for the modding forum.

I should add that was not the reason Necro was banned.

To add some detail, there were actually three pony threads that existed, and an accompanying three strikes you're out. The first thread was locked for reasons I forget, the second fell due to someone accidentally linking to a site that turned out to have inappropriate pictures hidden in it (ironically this incident had nothing to do with ponies), and the third was not due to sharing of rape fics, but a discussion of fanfic tagging systems which resulted in the existence of rape fics being heavily discussed. Shortly afterwards a separate forum was made by brony bay12ver's to hang out in, but it eventually died out.
it seems silly to lock a thread because of something that was both accidental and hidden
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 19, 2014, 09:25:40 pm
I like how grisha5 is a useless dwarf.
fool mony maker grisha 5 is the true grisha 5
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 19, 2014, 09:40:49 pm
Silly tuypo1.

There is no more grisha5.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Furtuka on August 19, 2014, 09:45:52 pm
On this very board there once was a thread about them ponies, and it went well. It gaine megathread status, stanidng tall with the likes of the now-buried MSPA megathread. It was graced by faces many, including the infamous Necro910 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=38457). Fanfics and opinions were shared freely, and it went well. Slash fics were shared, and it went well. Then rapefics were shared and the Toad did recoil in horror, handed out warning and nuked the thread. So was pony discussion banned, save for the modding forum.

I should add that was not the reason Necro was banned.

To add some detail, there were actually three pony threads that existed, and an accompanying three strikes you're out. The first thread was locked for reasons I forget, the second fell due to someone accidentally linking to a site that turned out to have inappropriate pictures hidden in it (ironically this incident had nothing to do with ponies), and the third was not due to sharing of rape fics, but a discussion of fanfic tagging systems which resulted in the existence of rape fics being heavily discussed. Shortly afterwards a separate forum was made by brony bay12ver's to hang out in, but it eventually died out.
it seems silly to lock a thread because of something that was both accidental and hidden
twas not literally hidden. Twas in an icon so the guy linking didn't notice since he didn't press the button to expand it. Anyways the pony threads were already on probation at that point.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 19, 2014, 09:48:07 pm
On this very board there once was a thread about them ponies, and it went well. It gaine megathread status, stanidng tall with the likes of the now-buried MSPA megathread. It was graced by faces many, including the infamous Necro910 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=38457). Fanfics and opinions were shared freely, and it went well. Slash fics were shared, and it went well. Then rapefics were shared and the Toad did recoil in horror, handed out warning and nuked the thread. So was pony discussion banned, save for the modding forum.

I should add that was not the reason Necro was banned.

To add some detail, there were actually three pony threads that existed, and an accompanying three strikes you're out. The first thread was locked for reasons I forget, the second fell due to someone accidentally linking to a site that turned out to have inappropriate pictures hidden in it (ironically this incident had nothing to do with ponies), and the third was not due to sharing of rape fics, but a discussion of fanfic tagging systems which resulted in the existence of rape fics being heavily discussed. Shortly afterwards a separate forum was made by brony bay12ver's to hang out in, but it eventually died out.
it seems silly to lock a thread because of something that was both accidental and hidden
twas not literally hidden. Twas in an icon so the guy linking didn't notice since he didn't press the button to expand it. Anyways the pony threads were already on probation at that point.
i see
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 19, 2014, 09:48:27 pm
Silly tuypo1.

There is no more grisha5.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
How I wish it were true, Tawa.

Edit: Actually, he hasn't been active for almost a week now. I hope we didn't upset him.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 19, 2014, 09:50:59 pm
Silly tuypo1.

There is no more grisha5.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
How I wish it were true, Tawa.

Edit: Actually, he hasn't been active for almost a week now. I hope we didn't upset him.
you dont pay much attention do you i got muted
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 19, 2014, 09:51:58 pm
I posted that today.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Furtuka on August 19, 2014, 09:52:12 pm
He's talking about grisha5 you silly gooses
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 19, 2014, 09:53:39 pm
Oh.

*d'oh facesmack*
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 19, 2014, 09:54:52 pm
i also must facesmack
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 19, 2014, 10:00:00 pm
grisha5 lies dormant to test our faith. We shall persevere! He shall post again!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 19, 2014, 10:08:48 pm
What heresy is this? Defiling the tomb of the Sleeping One with worship of this new, false god?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 19, 2014, 10:29:25 pm
I think we should change from the Bay 12 Forums to the Grisha 5 Forums.
(http://i.imgur.com/qlMuXxs.png)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Fenrir on August 20, 2014, 02:06:55 am
s/.*/grisha5/g
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 20, 2014, 03:39:35 am
There's a lot more grisha5 you can fit into that image, Migue!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 20, 2014, 03:43:08 pm
My plan was to replace every word with grisha5 (which we totally should do so in real life) but I  got lazy after a few ones.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 20, 2014, 08:05:21 pm
My plan was to replace every word with grisha5 (which we totally should do so in real life) but I  got lazy after a few ones.
i think it works better with only some words changed you could have fit more grisha5 in but every single word is just silly
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Morrigi on August 20, 2014, 09:26:15 pm
What in fuck is thus madness? grisha5 confirmed for Tzeench. BURN, DAMN YOU ALL!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 20, 2014, 09:58:06 pm
I feel like grisha5 is more of a Xom.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 20, 2014, 10:43:17 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/bI22GxZ.png)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 20, 2014, 10:45:29 pm
This was at the top of the Unread Posts list. It confused me, so I clicked it to figure out what was going on.

I still haven't figured it out. I guess I'll need to read through the thread.

(also, grisha5)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Zrk2 on August 20, 2014, 11:10:07 pm
/me waits for people to ask him why pony discussions are banned, who is Dariush and why should you care and other mystical secrets of the forums

I think I should create a folder in my desktop with various essays on B12 history, just so I can drop them in threads.

Dariush is old news, now? I remember when he was new!

On this very board there once was a thread about them ponies, and it went well. It gaine megathread status, stanidng tall with the likes of the now-buried MSPA megathread. It was graced by faces many, including the infamous Necro910 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=38457). Fanfics and opinions were shared freely, and it went well. Slash fics were shared, and it went well. Then rapefics were shared and the Toad did recoil in horror, handed out warning and nuked the thread. So was pony discussion banned, save for the modding forum.

I should add that was not the reason Necro was banned.

I remember that. Did that alt-forum ever take off?

Toady only banned ponies permanently after the second or third pony thread descended into terribleness.

A long time ago, there was no lower boards. People could also change their names at will during that time. If I recall correctly, penguinofhonor once mentioned that his current name was not his original one. There was only one board, where everything went, Various Nonsense. In that board, there was a thread. I have no knowledge of how the thread started, but it eventually became a thread where people would use penguin avatars. Usual B12 fad. Then things got out of hand. By the end, the thread had jumped around every single board, culminating in the invasion of Announcements. People were impersonating ToadyOne and ThreeToe. There were even plans to spread the penguins to other forums. Toady eventually banned a lot of people, locked name-changing (you have to ask him instead, nowadays) and nuked Various Nonsense, remaking it into the lower boards of today.

My memory of this is pretty vague. I don't even remember if this was on the old forum software or the new one. This has always been my name on this forum, though, so that wasn't how it started.

I had no avatar at that point (or maybe just a lame penguin photo from google images) and for some reason in some thread, inaluct made me my penguin avatar (he's been banned since then). Some other people thought it was cool and asked for them, some people made their own. Then the penguin party thread appeared for them.

Understand, this was in the update gap before DF2012 and there wasn't a DF-independent community like there is now in the lower boards. So as people got more and more bored between releases, the tone of Various Nonsense got sillier and people started doing more ridiculous things. The penguin thread fit right in.

At some point people decided to elect either a VN government or a penguin government. I forget which. It might have been in the penguin thread, but it might have been separate. I know that's how I got my Minister of Love title. Of course, governments breed nationalism and we soon got greedy for territory. Eventually the penguin party turned into something like a penguin juggernaut.

That's when the attack on Other Games happened. I think a couple threads appeared in DF general discussion and/or the Armok 1 forum as well. I don't think we actually made it much further up than that. My memory of it is that Toady shut it down pretty damn quickly.

VN was long before DF 2012. It was long before my time, and I joined somewhere around 38c.

EDIT: And Grisha5 is Pathos. Someone else wanna explain that one?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Furtuka on August 20, 2014, 11:16:39 pm
I think it was during mid 2009, shortly before I joined.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 20, 2014, 11:18:43 pm
I was under the impression grisha5 was the avatar of Kurtulmak.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Zrk2 on August 20, 2014, 11:25:53 pm
Is Pathos not another avatar? Pathos is love, Pathos is life.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Glloyd on August 20, 2014, 11:28:28 pm
I was under the impression grisha5 was the avatar of Kurtulmak.

Do not tempt his Almightyness, Lord of the Kobolds!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 21, 2014, 07:43:27 am
I had a dream this thread was locked. It was horrible.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 21, 2014, 11:30:46 am
This is still alive. Huh.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 21, 2014, 03:24:20 pm
This thread will never die! It is eternal. It is GRISHA5!!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 21, 2014, 03:29:30 pm
This thread will never die! It is eternal. It is GRISHA5!!
GRISHA5 CONFIRMED IMMORTAL
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 21, 2014, 03:58:58 pm
Hey, guys. What did I miss in grisha5 land?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 21, 2014, 04:41:59 pm
You missed a pretty nice <tread name> image one page over.
yer if you's haven't noticed I've never said it and probably never will. And we missed you Lyeos ;-;
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 23, 2014, 09:10:28 am
So, anyone up for the grisha5 avatar fad? :T
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 23, 2014, 09:14:12 am
So, anyone up for the grisha5 avatar fad? :T
I am I am I am
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: FearfulJesuit on August 23, 2014, 10:11:46 am
-Richard "grisha5" Nixon
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 23, 2014, 10:12:38 am
'Course.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 23, 2014, 10:17:43 am
Sure. So badly-drawn framed MSPaint images?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 23, 2014, 11:19:06 am
Nope. Not signing up. No. Not happening.

I am not participating in any more avatar fads unless somebody decides that it'd be cool to give everybody's avatar a wizard hat or copypaste the avatars' faces onto Chrono Trigger sprites or something like that.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 23, 2014, 11:20:59 am
Nope. Not signing up. No. Not happening.

I am not participating in any more avatar fads unless somebody decides that it'd be cool to give everybody's avatar a wizard hat or copypaste the avatars' faces onto Chrono Trigger sprites or something like that.
Blatantly trying to start fads
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 23, 2014, 11:21:31 am
Nope. Not signing up. No. Not happening.

I am not participating in any more avatar fads unless somebody decides that it'd be cool to give everybody's avatar a wizard hat or copypaste the avatars' faces onto Chrono Trigger sprites or something like that.
Blatantly trying to start fads
Stop, you violated the law!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 23, 2014, 11:22:59 am
I was merely stating that I'm not participating in fads unless I end up starting the fad, in which case I kinda can't not participate.

Because that would've been like Descan changing his avatar to a headshot of Bruce Lee during the height of DéSCAMON.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 23, 2014, 11:23:58 am
I was merely stating that I'm not participating in fads unless I end up starting the fad, in which case I kinda can't not participate.

Because that would've been like Descan changing his avatar to a headshot of Bruce Lee during the height of DéSCAMON.
Ok descan you have to do that for a week now
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 23, 2014, 11:30:21 am
I would accept a wizardly themed fad, a LoTR themed fad, or a WoT themed fad.

Nothing else.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 23, 2014, 11:32:48 am
All the fads I want would result in mass bans
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 23, 2014, 11:36:17 am
Quote from: tuypo1's sig
please tell me if i start getting to vulgar im trying to improve i really am but i need your help
Watchitt!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 23, 2014, 12:11:56 pm
inb5 penis avatar fad
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 23, 2014, 12:12:40 pm
Seriously, people. grisha5.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 23, 2014, 12:14:07 pm
Always grisha5
Everyday.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TamerVirus on August 23, 2014, 02:10:49 pm
Fads! Hah, I have enough avatars to be my own fad
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 23, 2014, 03:12:32 pm
No, that means you're spread too thin! You need to be constant, never-changing. Like me.

...

If any of you fuckers start a fad about me I will hate you forever.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Darvi on August 23, 2014, 03:13:24 pm
I would love to, but hats just don't work with me.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 23, 2014, 03:14:43 pm
No, that means you're spread too thin! You need to be constant, never-changing. Like me.

...

If any of you fuckers start a fad about me I will hate you forever.
Isn't that what the Still Avatars counter-fad was?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 23, 2014, 03:15:02 pm
No, that means you're spread too thin! You need to be constant, never-changing. Like me.

...

If any of you fuckers start a fad about me I will hate you forever.

Matrim Cauthon has a hat...

I could bring him back. Or, I could be Roland from the Dark Tower...
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 23, 2014, 03:21:55 pm
BUSINESS GUY FAD FTW

... You're also going to be hell for anybody who wants to Descanize you.

It shames Loud Whispers.

No, that means you're spread too thin! You need to be constant, never-changing. Like me.

...

If any of you fuckers start a fad about me I will hate you forever.

No fads. Just avatars.

/me joins KoSS in the fad resistance

There is no scan! The avatar cannot live without the sense of individuality! The Original Avatar will see you now! Goodbye, Mr. Descanderson! [Fads] are good for two things: cleaning engines and killing brain cells! [Fads] live in a world based on rules; therefore, they will never be as strong, or as fast, as us. We'll need guns [to shoot vibrating vikings/mspaint kittens/etc]. Lots of guns. He is the Avatar.

I'm out of Matrix quotes, but I think that was enough to get the ball rolling.

Matrim Cauthon has a hat...

I could bring him back.
Do eeet. Use a rotator.

Isn't that what the Still Avatars counter-fad was?
I remember crashing the party.

I'll forever have gifs in my rotator, now, due to my old JRPG avatars and such.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 23, 2014, 07:50:34 pm
BUSINESS GUY FAD FTW

... You're also going to be hell for anybody who wants to Descanize you.

It shames Loud Whispers.

No, that means you're spread too thin! You need to be constant, never-changing. Like me.

...

If any of you fuckers start a fad about me I will hate you forever.

No fads. Just avatars.

/me joins KoSS in the fad resistance

There is no scan! The avatar cannot live without the sense of individuality! The Original Avatar will see you now! Goodbye, Mr. Descanderson! [Fads] are good for two things: cleaning engines and killing brain cells! [Fads] live in a world based on rules; therefore, they will never be as strong, or as fast, as us. We'll need guns [to shoot vibrating vikings/mspaint kittens/etc]. Lots of guns. He is the Avatar.

I'm out of Matrix quotes, but I think that was enough to get the ball rolling.

Matrim Cauthon has a hat...

I could bring him back.
Do eeet. Use a rotator.

Isn't that what the Still Avatars counter-fad was?
I remember crashing the party.

I'll forever have gifs in my rotator, now, due to my old JRPG avatars and such.
well you could you know take them out
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 23, 2014, 08:29:08 pm
Heretic.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 23, 2014, 09:35:06 pm
Seeing as everyone is talking about fads imma put food fad on the table.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 23, 2014, 09:36:57 pm
Not just food fad.

Nine kinds of bad food fad.

I love the 9th lemon. It's so BAD.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 23, 2014, 09:56:21 pm
Not just food fad.

Nine kinds of bad food fad.

I love the 9th lemon. It's so BAD.
XI is 11 IX is 9 quick change it and no one has to know.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 23, 2014, 10:17:47 pm
Citrus avatar fad, anyone?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 23, 2014, 10:19:12 pm
*Waits for the BadLimesIncarnate to appear.*
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 23, 2014, 10:31:32 pm
Citrus avatar fad, anyone?
That's even better!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 23, 2014, 11:01:23 pm
Citrus avatar fad, anyone?
That's even better!
I totally agree.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 23, 2014, 11:02:11 pm
Yo, BadLemons! Can I get an Apricot up in this party?  :P
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 23, 2014, 11:02:59 pm
Citrus avatar fad, anyone?
That's even better!
I totally agree.
oh awesome new avatar migue
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 23, 2014, 11:09:33 pm
Spoiler: Poof (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 23, 2014, 11:13:02 pm
Spoiler: Poof (click to show/hide)
AAAAA KILLITWITHFIRE

I may consider self-fad-ing a couple random unfortunates' avatars tomorrow.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 23, 2014, 11:14:26 pm
Spoiler: Poof (click to show/hide)
Give it a fedora and we're golden.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 23, 2014, 11:16:40 pm
Spoiler: Poof (click to show/hide)
So is this the new fad then?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 23, 2014, 11:19:19 pm
Am I a cool kid now?  :P

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 23, 2014, 11:19:38 pm
Spoiler: Poof2 (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 23, 2014, 11:22:05 pm
Am I a cool kid now?  :P

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yes you are a cool kid now.

((Also everyone's attention to the new text in meh sig enjoy.))
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 23, 2014, 11:24:20 pm
Hm.
We must invoke more emotions to unlock them!

Hmm...
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 23, 2014, 11:26:36 pm
Spoiler: You should be happy (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 23, 2014, 11:26:47 pm
I SAW THAT LYEOS

DON'T TRY TO HIDE IT
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 23, 2014, 11:27:49 pm
I SAW THAT LYEOS

DON'T TRY TO HIDE IT
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 23, 2014, 11:28:48 pm
I SAW THAT LYEOS

DON'T TRY TO HIDE IT
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Same here.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 23, 2014, 11:33:45 pm
Hm.
We must invoke more emotions to unlock them!

Hmm...
oh i will get to work on invoking lust
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 23, 2014, 11:35:24 pm
I call despair; your tears are delicious.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 23, 2014, 11:35:55 pm
...

What...
What are you even...

Tuypo.
What are you doing.
Tuypo.
Stahp.

:T
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 23, 2014, 11:42:42 pm
...

What...
What are you even...

Tuypo.
What are you doing.
Tuypo.
Stahp.

:T
well its an emotion somebody has to bring it
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 23, 2014, 11:45:09 pm
Spoiler: You should be happy (click to show/hide)
Well your the one who said happy
Spoiler: ^_^ oheh (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 23, 2014, 11:46:05 pm
Spoiler: You should be happy (click to show/hide)
Well your the one who said happy
Spoiler: ^_^ oheh (click to show/hide)
Mmhmm.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 23, 2014, 11:48:22 pm
Why are we making MS paint pictures of citrus fruits having sex
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 23, 2014, 11:48:43 pm
I regret everything.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 23, 2014, 11:49:43 pm
I have no idea.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 23, 2014, 11:51:53 pm
Why are we making MS paint pictures of citrus fruits having sex
even worse unless im interpreting it wrong that lime is being raped
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 23, 2014, 11:53:25 pm
I don't think we have enough context for that. They could be roleplaying.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 23, 2014, 11:54:41 pm
Or, BadLemons, being the magnificent Lemon he is, could be about to murder him rather than what you people are saying.

...

Needs more props for my thoughts, though.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Furtuka on August 23, 2014, 11:55:46 pm
Is this a thing now? Should I be doing this?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 23, 2014, 11:56:57 pm
I don't think we have enough context for that. They could be roleplaying.
possibly
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 23, 2014, 11:58:26 pm
Is this a thing now? Should I be doing this?
Why, yes, everyone should be doing this.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 23, 2014, 11:58:38 pm
Is this a thing now? Should I be doing this?

Only if you're prepared to get down and dirty with a pomelo.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 24, 2014, 12:01:17 am
Quick, we need a thread for this!
It'll be the Scanfad all over again!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 24, 2014, 12:02:55 am
Is this a thing now? Should I be doing this?
Yep lets see how may people and how long it lasts as it is now I'm just pleased some people really went and did it.

As for the image ^_^ why we'll never know whats going on.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 24, 2014, 12:04:40 am
im going to leave this thread for a while talking about rape is bound to make me bring up feminists and that would end badly for all involved
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Arcvasti on August 24, 2014, 12:05:49 am
im going to leave this thread for a while talking about rape is bound to make me bring up lemonists and that would end badly for all involved

FTFY
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 24, 2014, 12:06:30 am
You just brought it up.

...
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Descan on August 24, 2014, 12:07:17 am
I regret ever posting in this thread.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 24, 2014, 12:08:22 am
STOP OPPRESSING OUR CITRUSY CULTURE YOU POMACEOUS BASTARDS
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 24, 2014, 12:10:49 am
im going to leave this thread for a while talking about rape is bound to make me bring up feminists and that would end badly for all involved
Indeed, feminists are something one shouldn't bring into a situation. Besides, you've already got the can of banhammer pheromones in your hand.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 24, 2014, 12:20:19 am
I try'ed something. . .*Puts out the image and run's away yelling* DON"T HURT ME INSANITYINCARNATE!(http://assets.enjin.com.s3.amazonaws.com/users/7663461/pics/full/2861601.jpg)

Alright let clear something's up. There was no thoughts of rape when I made the image lyeos hit the nail on the head with the murder thing and also I don't know where the [Word Removed] thing is coming from as both the lemon and the lime are guy's(In my mind I guess you could say.)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 24, 2014, 12:27:47 am
Spoiler: It was murder (click to show/hide)
Case closed.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 24, 2014, 12:29:21 am
I try'ed something. . .*Puts out the image and run's away yelling* DON"T HURT ME INSANITYINCARNATE!(http://assets.enjin.com.s3.amazonaws.com/users/7663461/pics/full/2861601.jpg)

Alright let clear something's up. There was no thoughts of rape when I made the image lyeos hit the nail on the head with the murder thing and also I don't know where the feminist thing is coming from as both the lemon and the lime are guy's(In my mind I guess you could say.)
the feminist thing is because the 3rd wave feminists (i would like to make the distinction here i have nothing against the actual feminists that fought hard to get woman basic rights. my problem is with the new generation of tumblr feminists who go around complaining that everything is oppressive to woman and things. they are closely tied in with the social justice warriors) use falsely accusing people of rape as a weapon to ruin the lives of people they dont like.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 24, 2014, 12:34:51 am
Tuypo.

 
im going to leave this thread for a while talking about rape is bound to make me bring up feminists and that would end badly for all involved
Indeed, feminists are something one shouldn't bring into a situation. Besides, you've already got the can of banhammer pheromones in your hand.


There's a modify button in that corner.
Use it.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 24, 2014, 12:40:13 am
Dammit!

I can't run a wizard/SNES sprite fad while you're running a fruit fad!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 24, 2014, 12:40:46 am
Dammit!

I can't run a wizard/SNES sprite fad while you're running a fruit fad!
You can if you make them.
I'll toss 'em in a rotator.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 24, 2014, 12:41:16 am
I modify'ed mine. You's should do it the same way because it will look funny and people will be like "WHATS THE WORD" and we'll be like "nuh not telling XD"
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 24, 2014, 12:42:54 am
I modify'ed mine. You's should do it the same way because it will look funny and people will be like "WHATS THE WORD" and we'll be like "nuh not telling XD"
oh ok im pretty sure people will be able to guess the word though
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 24, 2014, 12:54:51 am
Dammit!

I can't run a wizard/SNES sprite fad while you're running a fruit fad!
Maybe you could get a wizard citrus fruit.
Or a citrus fruit sprite from the SNES era.
Something like this except less shitty: (http://i.imgur.com/KRHR5o6.png)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 24, 2014, 12:56:48 am
*Lemons per-pears to draw a wizard hat. . . .then gets called away from the computer -_- damn*
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 24, 2014, 12:59:05 am
No. I won't mix cults.

I'll wait to strike.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 24, 2014, 01:17:45 am
No. I won't mix cults.

I'll wait to strike.
Please don't call me a cult -_- and I'm not apart of [Tread name] ether.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: hops on August 24, 2014, 05:34:18 am
Inb4 [fruit intensifies]
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 24, 2014, 05:55:32 am
HOW is this thread still going?
because the glory of grihsa5 is eternal
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 24, 2014, 06:07:01 am
Inb4 [fruit intensifies]
Inb4?
Spoiler: I confuzzled. (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 24, 2014, 06:14:52 am
I request that Badlemons make an avatar rotator with all the lemons in it.
Hey wait that's not a bad Idea. . . Ummmm how does one make said rotator? I think I'll have to go find TamerVirus and ask him.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 24, 2014, 07:22:16 am
I request that Badlemons make an avatar rotator with all the lemons in it.
Hey wait that's not a bad Idea. . . Ummmm how does one make said rotator? I think I'll have to go find TamerVirus and ask him.
Go to a site called SignAvatar.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Morrigi on August 24, 2014, 08:29:34 am
HOW is this thread still going?
I think it's because it's so utter ridiculous that people are too busy giggling, shitposting, and facepalming to bother to report it.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 24, 2014, 08:30:47 am
HOW is this thread still going?
I think it's because it's so utter ridiculous that people are too busy giggling, shitposting, and facepalming to bother to report it.
hooray for ridiculous down with reporting
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 24, 2014, 08:31:34 am
HOW is this thread still going?
I think it's because it's so utter ridiculous that people are too busy giggling, shitposting, and facepalming to bother to report it.
Slay the heathen unbeliever! For grisha5!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Morrigi on August 24, 2014, 08:32:54 am
HOW is this thread still going?
I think it's because it's so utter ridiculous that people are too busy giggling, shitposting, and facepalming to bother to report it.
Slay the heathen unbeliever! For grisha5!
Yep, I rest my case. :P
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 24, 2014, 08:36:06 am
There is no case, you are either with us or against us. You want to stop grisha, so therefore you're against us! Besides there is grisha madness outside this thread.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Caz on August 24, 2014, 10:40:13 am
this thread is so oldschool-forum madness
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: misko27 on August 24, 2014, 11:01:59 am
Posting to watch the madness.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 24, 2014, 11:12:08 am
HOW is this thread still going?
I think it's because it's so utter ridiculous that people are too busy giggling, shitposting, and facepalming to bother to report it.
Slay the heathen unbeliever! For grisha5!
Yep, I rest my case. :P
Me too.
/me resigns to the ruins of Ta'wa

* Ia ia Tawarochir fhtagn
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 24, 2014, 11:22:06 am
reply #grisha555
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 24, 2014, 11:25:03 am
HOW is this thread still going?
I think it's because it's so utter ridiculous that people are too busy giggling, shitposting, and facepalming to bother to report it.
Slay the heathen unbeliever! For grisha5!
Yep, I rest my case. :P
Me too.
/me resigns to the ruins of Ta'wa

* Ia ia Tawarochir fhtagn
Heretic No.1! Get him!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 24, 2014, 11:32:22 am
guise

guise

let this die
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 24, 2014, 11:38:46 am
Sounds like a magic chant, guise, guise, let this die...

Eid siht tel esiug esiug
Eid siht tel esiug esiug
Lleh ot nruter, evifahsirg
Daerht eht llik
Eid meht tel dna daerht eht llik

Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 24, 2014, 11:41:50 am
Seriously, you didn't have to put it backwards.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 24, 2014, 11:45:10 am
Sdrawkcab ti tup ot evah t'ndid uoy, ylsuoires.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 24, 2014, 11:49:18 am
Lived ay reggub
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 24, 2014, 11:55:47 am
5ahsirg
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 24, 2014, 11:59:05 am
Sdrawkcab klat i. Draziw gnikcuf a m'i.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Darvi on August 24, 2014, 12:01:20 pm
I can backwards... while typing backwards. Top that!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 24, 2014, 12:02:38 pm
I can backwards... while typing backwards. Top that!
Yas uoy did tahw?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 24, 2014, 12:04:37 pm
I can backwards... while typing backwards. Top that!
Only grisha5 could beat that sort of mastery.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: miauw62 on August 24, 2014, 12:46:30 pm
oaml yya
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 24, 2014, 12:54:16 pm
oaml yya
phats

phats esaelp
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 24, 2014, 01:16:04 pm
I can speak Russian in Japanese in English.

Top THAT.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TamerVirus on August 24, 2014, 03:34:08 pm
Hot Wheels!
BEAT THAT!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 24, 2014, 03:35:56 pm
Hot Wheels!
BEAT THAT!
I see your Hot Wheels and raise you a GI JOOOOOEEEE.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 24, 2014, 05:29:28 pm
toein hofptncI a ye rm teisd u.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Slayerhero90 on August 24, 2014, 06:09:12 pm
The fuck is this.

| _|
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 24, 2014, 06:11:06 pm
The fuck is this.

| _|
This is grisha5. Join us.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Slayerhero90 on August 24, 2014, 06:13:03 pm
The fuck is this.

| _|
This is grisha5. Join us.
Uh.

No.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 24, 2014, 06:46:25 pm
You cannot escape the grisha5. Join us.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Glloyd on August 24, 2014, 06:49:06 pm
I regret ever posting in this thread.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 24, 2014, 06:51:42 pm
I already told you you couldn't escape.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 24, 2014, 06:55:22 pm
I regret every second of my life I've spent not posting in this thread.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Redzephyr01 on August 24, 2014, 07:33:12 pm
This is the most glorious thread I have ever seen.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 24, 2014, 07:35:39 pm
I regret every second of my life I've spent posting in this thread.
This is the most ridiculous thread I have ever seen.
FTFY
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 24, 2014, 08:27:22 pm
This thread morphs into new forms of insanity with alarming regularity.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 24, 2014, 08:47:07 pm
This thread morphs into new forms of insanity with alarming regularity.
I think you mean something more like:

"This thread is built of insanity, paneled and tiled with insanity, roofed with insanity, topped with insanity, and laced with insanity.

And acid.

But mostly insanity."
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 24, 2014, 08:55:12 pm
Well really this tread seems to be being use for little thinks that don't need there own tread like all that history stuff people was talking about awhile ago. All you got to do is not pay attention to the [Tread Name] people.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Powder Miner on August 24, 2014, 08:59:43 pm
this thread is a monument to the sins of mankind
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Flying Dice on August 24, 2014, 09:03:54 pm
The sins of mankind are a drop in the metaphorical bucket compared to this thread. When the unspeakable horrors from beyond the stars descend on our little blue-green marble, I want you to all know why.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Furtuka on August 24, 2014, 09:05:38 pm
Because they wish to pay tribute to the great grisha5 and acknowledge him as their saviour?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: FearfulJesuit on August 24, 2014, 09:17:27 pm
For grisha5 so loved the world, that he sent his only begotten thread, that whoever posts in it shall not perish, but have eternal grisha5.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 24, 2014, 09:58:15 pm
If the unspeakable horrors are hostile, it's only because they're jealous they don't have grisha5 and we do.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 24, 2014, 10:00:00 pm
Everyone knows that they'd just be descending to pay homage to His Fiveliness.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 24, 2014, 10:01:42 pm
Everyone knows that they'd just be descending to pay homage to His Hiveliness.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Gentlefish on August 24, 2014, 10:07:18 pm
waht is tihs mdanses? how hvae you mseesd up the smunonig of garhs5 leik tihs?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 24, 2014, 10:18:01 pm
waht is tihs mdanses? how hvae you mseesd up the smunonig of garhs5 leik tihs?
Fixed it.
What is this madness? How have you messed up the summoning of [Tread Name] like this?

Did you know that as long as more then 3 letter's is right most people should be able to read it fine. I think.  :P
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Graknorke on August 25, 2014, 03:57:15 am
So no leads on who our new overlord is?
You guys are rubbish at detectiveing.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: miauw62 on August 25, 2014, 04:23:21 am
grisha5 is a metaphor for the duality of man
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on August 25, 2014, 04:45:57 am
grisha5 is a metaphor for the duality of man
Ha!
Grisha5 is a reference to the triality of man.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 25, 2014, 04:50:16 am
So no leads on who our new overlord is?
You guys are rubbish at detectiveing.
it is toady the toad is the illuminate therefor the toad controls all
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Johuotar on August 25, 2014, 05:50:40 am
This thread is now the UNESCO World Heritage Site 1008. (Cultural)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 25, 2014, 06:03:41 am
This thread is now the UNESCO World Heritage Site 1008. (Cultural)
they probably should have heritage websites
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Caz on August 25, 2014, 07:56:49 am
We could not find grisha5
Make sure your search is spelled correctly.
Try adding a city, state, or zip code.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 25, 2014, 12:09:57 pm
We could not find grisha5
Make sure your search is spelled correctly.
Try adding a city, state, or zip code.
Grisha5 is everywhere

Grisha5 is everything

Not really. DOWN WITH THE GRISHA CULTISTS!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 12:13:07 pm
We could not find grisha5
Make sure your search is spelled correctly.
Try adding a city, state, or zip code.
Grisha5 is everywhere

Grisha5 is everything

Not really. DOWN WITH THE GRISHA CULTISTS!
Alright, who took my sacrificial knife?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 25, 2014, 12:16:04 pm
grisha5 is a metaphor for the duality of man
Ha!
Grisha5 is a reference to the triality of man.
You're both wrong. Grisha5 is a symbol of the quintality of man.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: miauw62 on August 25, 2014, 12:16:36 pm
Or is he a metaphor for the ghrisality of man?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 25, 2014, 12:22:10 pm
We could not find grisha5
Make sure your search is spelled correctly.
Try adding a city, state, or zip code.
Grisha5 is everywhere

Grisha5 is everything

Not really. DOWN WITH THE GRISHA CULTISTS!
Alright, who took my sacrificial knife?
I think either Alev or Tawarochir has it. You go get the knife, I'll prepare the sacrificial altar.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 12:26:58 pm
We could not find grisha5
Make sure your search is spelled correctly.
Try adding a city, state, or zip code.
Grisha5 is everywhere

Grisha5 is everything

Not really. DOWN WITH THE GRISHA CULTISTS!
Alright, who took my sacrificial knife?
I think either Alev or Tawarochir has it. You go get the knife, I'll prepare the sacrificial altar.
Alright, got it.

/me dons his Blasting Cap and cocks his Falcon Cannon.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 25, 2014, 01:26:26 pm
* Th4DwArfY1 burns the altar in righteous flames, laughs as it is consumed, and throws the knife in the sewer.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 25, 2014, 01:27:59 pm
/me returns to thread with Israeli combat shotgun, looking for lawn gnomes

'ERE EH NAMBLIES BE KEEPIN' ME WEE MEN

/me shoots all the cultists and burns the church

* Tawarochir returns to slot machines
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 25, 2014, 01:38:55 pm
Thankfully, Lyeos is a cultist and a necromancer and resurrects us.

*Grab three expendables volunteers and throw them in the sewer to search for the knife

*Set up new church building and rebuild the altar there
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 01:38:55 pm
"AGH YA DIRTY FAKER ME BIRDIES TOOK THE GNOMIES!"

/me fires the Falcon Cannon, sending a swarm of armored Battle Falcons into Tawarochir. Explosions wrack the slot machines.

/me returns to the temple, kicks Th4DwArfY1 to the ground, and plants one boot on his back. Reaching down, he rips out his spine, fashions it into a knife, and sacrifices Th4DwArfY1 to grisha5 with it.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Arx on August 25, 2014, 01:43:21 pm
This is worse than the Scanfad. Worse, because y'know, there was actually a tangible result of being 'scanned. And this thread is nearly as long.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 25, 2014, 01:50:19 pm
/me links (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.0) so that we can beat each other up
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 25, 2014, 03:27:14 pm
This is worse than the Scanfad. Worse, because y'know, there was actually a tangible result of being 'scanned. And this thread is nearly as long.
It also shows no signs of slowing down.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Johuotar on August 25, 2014, 03:48:53 pm
This is worse than the Scanfad. Worse, because y'know, there was actually a tangible result of being 'scanned. And this thread is nearly as long.
The fact that this thread has actually little tangible results might actually be a good thing. :P
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 25, 2014, 03:51:18 pm
No, it's bad. It keeps you guessing, like in a game of Mafia.

Goddamned cults.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 03:58:35 pm
You're just jealous that we're not worshipping you, Tawa :P.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 25, 2014, 04:28:34 pm
Wait.

42.

The answer to life, the universe, and everything.

You guys crossed the mark.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Furtuka on August 25, 2014, 04:53:21 pm
What are you talking about, everyone knows that grisha5 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 25, 2014, 05:20:42 pm
Spoiler: *ahem* (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 25, 2014, 05:23:29 pm
You are no longer a Grishaite.

You sold yourself as a Citrus Slave.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 05:27:09 pm
Silence, heretic. We shall deal with the impure ones as we deem necessary.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 25, 2014, 08:50:53 pm
Almost 30 pages.

Of literally.

Nothing.

This forum is going to Grisha5 me to-wait, what?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 25, 2014, 08:59:43 pm
Almost 30 pages.

Of literally.

Nothing.
Seems to be giving people something to do when no other posting option are available
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 25, 2014, 09:01:48 pm
You sold yourself as a Citrus Slave.
The Citrus Slaves join us of their own free will. We're nothing like the oppressive and cruel grisha5ers. Isn't that right, slaves?
/me loads his shotgun
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 25, 2014, 09:06:15 pm
Don't know were slave's come into it but GO CITRUS FRUIT!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 09:34:56 pm
Fools, you will never understand the true power of citrus until you have tasted of the secrets of the Book of Five and hung upon the unfathomable words of the Grishanomicon! Now, as a token of your amateur abilities, observe, my newest creation!

An ancient rune-carved stone door creaks open to reveal a hulking monstrosity of flesh and circuitry. Behold, the might of the Citrus Battery!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 25, 2014, 09:40:56 pm
You sold yourself as a Citrus Slave.
The Citrus Slaves join us of their own free will. We're nothing like the oppressive and cruel grisha5ers. Isn't that right, slaves?
/me loads his shotgun
/me forges a delicate alliance between the Citrus Empire and Magical Kingdom of Ea'ger

Let's get 'em.

/me prods the Citrus Battery with a pointy stick

* The Citrus Battery screams in pain and the injured part is crushed

* NON-GRISHA5S WIN, 50000 G 9999 XP
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 09:45:55 pm
/me stands, sparks flying from the injured parts. It spins up its arm cannon and besets the heroes with a devastating barrage of LEMON GRENADES!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 25, 2014, 09:47:49 pm
Th4DwArfY1 dodges all!

He is granted Mat's luck!

He stabs the Battery with his Ashandarei, severing the cannon arm. The severed part flies off in an arc!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 25, 2014, 09:48:15 pm
/me arrives

Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 09:52:19 pm
From the severed cannon arm spouts a torrent of deadly electrified citric acid! It catches the unprepared goblin full in the face, burning and electrocuting it off his skull!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 25, 2014, 09:53:36 pm
Th4DwArfY1 staggers back!

Th4DwArfY1 takes on his Dwarven form!

Th4DwArfY1 wields an axe, prepared for whatever may come!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 25, 2014, 09:56:29 pm
/me sends rippers to take all the biomass of the dead
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 25, 2014, 09:57:16 pm
/me stands, sparks flying from the injured parts. It spins up its arm cannon and besets the heroes with a devastating barrage of LEMON GRENADES!
/me stops the lemon barrage Neo style. And sends the lemon grenades back the the mother lemon for their punishment.   
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 10:00:00 pm
/me assimilates the added lemons, growing four new cannon arms!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 25, 2014, 10:06:55 pm
Who's side is remuthra on?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 10:07:47 pm
I'm working for grisha5 for now.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 25, 2014, 10:08:44 pm
I am on Treebeard's side.

Someone has to be  :'(
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 25, 2014, 10:16:56 pm
/me to confusion the lemon grenades for some reason go back to the citrus battery instead of the mother lemon. In his rage upon seeing this the XI Lemon Load, Badlemons sets off the lemon grenades with the control he has over all his brethren. There punishment is done.

(I think I did it right.)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 25, 2014, 10:27:03 pm
No. I REFUSE. I'M OUT. NOPE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.EXE
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 10:28:28 pm
As explosions rock its body, the Citrus Battery collapses in a flash of juice and sparks. Combat over; what do you do?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 25, 2014, 10:29:14 pm
*Throws axe at nearest Grishaite*

No. I REFUSE. I'M OUT. NOPE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.EXE
Get out while you still can, you mad fool.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 10:31:02 pm
*Your axe of griisha5 strikes a passing cultist, completing a ritual of praise to His glory*
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TamerVirus on August 26, 2014, 08:37:54 am
What in Armok's name is this thread?!?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 26, 2014, 08:39:17 am
What in Armok's name is this thread?!?
it is the bastion of grisha5 armoks son and incarnation on this earth
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 26, 2014, 08:50:58 am
Grisha, Grisha, Grishall not be moved!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tack on August 26, 2014, 10:05:45 am
I HOPE WE CAN BE A FRIEND
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: pisskop on August 26, 2014, 10:08:55 am
I dont know how 44 pages got pulled out of this.  Only on B12.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 26, 2014, 10:08:55 am
ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god



IT
WON'T

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

>:I
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: tuypo1 on August 26, 2014, 10:11:00 am
I dont know how 44 pages got pulled out of this.  Only on B12.
ah thats nothing
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Darvi on August 26, 2014, 10:15:35 am
ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god



IT
WON'T

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

>:I
Something something stranger aeons.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 26, 2014, 10:23:23 am
I dont know how 44 pages got pulled out of this.  Only on B12.
I don't know how filthy 15ppp peasants are still around.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 26, 2014, 10:24:15 am
To me, it's like...25.

Also, this thread...Why.

Why.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tack on August 26, 2014, 12:22:54 pm
Have we found the hand behind this sockpuppet yet?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 26, 2014, 12:24:07 pm
I blame Xantalos, personally.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tack on August 26, 2014, 12:34:24 pm
Ochita, definitely.

But really we need to pull the mafia kids in here in order to puzzle it out.

That or casually name drop Toady so that when he does his habitual self-searches he'll see us all talking about this random stranger and casually check their IP or ban me for my impudence actually I like option A.


We sure it's not Pathos?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 26, 2014, 12:36:01 pm
We sure it's not Pathos?
That's irrelevent; Pathos is everyone.

I thought the purpose of this thread was to summon the Sleeping Moderator.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 26, 2014, 12:37:00 pm
Do you mean... Kurtulmak?
*DUN DUN DUUUUUN!*
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 26, 2014, 12:38:12 pm
Ctoadyhulu?

Or is it Hasthreetoeur?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 26, 2014, 12:40:58 pm
Nyarmokthotep
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tack on August 26, 2014, 12:59:04 pm
Yog Soi'vegotnothingoth.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 26, 2014, 01:19:44 pm
To me, it's like...25.

Also, this thread...Why.

Why.
14 for me.

Also, this is definitely the best thread.
Ever.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 26, 2014, 01:22:14 pm
Also, this is definitely the worst thread.
Ever.
FTFY
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 26, 2014, 01:24:28 pm
Also, this is definitely the worst thread.
Ever.
FTFY
If you hate this thread so much, why do you keep posting here?

Seriously, I think you might actually be this thread's frequent poster.

Edit: Actually, probably not. You do post pretty frequently, though.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Redzephyr01 on August 26, 2014, 02:11:35 pm
Will somebody please tell me who Pathos is?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 26, 2014, 02:12:30 pm
Go google it, sillyface.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 26, 2014, 02:13:09 pm
I don't really know the details. Where's our storyteller?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tack on August 26, 2014, 02:21:02 pm
IT WAS A LONG AND WINTRY NIGHT IN THE DANK PITS OF VN.
AND REDACTED


Thus Pathos
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Furtuka on August 26, 2014, 02:22:12 pm
There once was a fellow named Pathos, way back when in the days of VN, who shared his account with his girlfriend. Eventually something happened that got him banned. He returned in the form of an army of sock puppet accounts, as was discovered in the aftermath. Thus began the joke that everybody is Pathos.

It was before my time so I don't know all the details.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 26, 2014, 02:25:21 pm
The question is...

Why was he banned?

Where was he banned?

With what was he banned?

Noone leaves the house. 30 minutes before the police show up. Welcome to Clue: Grisha5 Edition.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tack on August 26, 2014, 02:27:23 pm
Everyone is a critic...

There (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=search2;params=eJwtzksOAiEMBuC7uHHzLyjM8xbeYMJAEzQ4GIbRmHB4i5lNH1_Tpta_7ebY12tV9VLX3KoJpDCgxwitQQSS2IEMtMgEPUN3EIOBZJkPoBEkez1ohlHQ7doe0mdx6fmKXFjuNjrWB7uypC1-T0m5SJU58v-VkxZ_z8Ked9eEbXZB-pstIe0_mus6HA..;start=0)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 26, 2014, 02:29:39 pm
The question is...

Why was he banned?

Where was he banned?

With what was he banned?

Noone leaves the house. 30 minutes before the police show up. Welcome to Clue: Grisha5 Edition.
I have 2 out of 3 on this.
He was banned on Bay12.
He was banned with the great Ban Hammer of the Toady One.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Graknorke on August 26, 2014, 03:19:09 pm
It's always the butler. Usually in the kitchen too.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 26, 2014, 03:48:13 pm
...

Did anyone watch the Clue Movie? Loved it. Was sooooo goooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 26, 2014, 04:25:01 pm
-snip-
If you hate this thread so much, why do you keep posting here?

Seriously, I think you might actually be this thread's frequent poster.

Edit: Actually, probably not. You do post pretty frequently, though.

It's like a B movie. You don't want to leave in the middle of it.

It's also bad.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Darvi on August 26, 2014, 04:27:09 pm
...

Did anyone watch the Clue Movie? Loved it. Was sooooo goooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
Which ending?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 26, 2014, 04:31:06 pm
All were great. I have it on DVD.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Darvi on August 26, 2014, 04:34:25 pm
I remember playing some Cluedo once, where I dramatically confessed "I did it! I was the killer! IT WAS ME!" only for somebody else to point out nope, that's not how it happened, and I was all "oh, curse my inconvenient amnesia".
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: pisskop on August 26, 2014, 04:45:31 pm
There used to be clue books.  Mrs. White keeps panties and mouthwash in  her suitcase.  I should know, that was the clue.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Darvi on August 26, 2014, 04:47:33 pm
/me contemplates how well that would work with a mafia ruleset.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 26, 2014, 04:47:46 pm
Loved the Clue Books.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 26, 2014, 04:48:48 pm
Fear not for lemons is here. And Yay we are leaning about more people again.  :D
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Sergarr on August 26, 2014, 04:53:29 pm
This thread belongs in Various Nonsense.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Furtuka on August 26, 2014, 04:54:38 pm
No it belongs in grisha5
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Darvi on August 26, 2014, 05:00:40 pm
No it belongs in grisha5
Dammit Furt. I was trying to use the power of derails for Good!

Or, what I think may be perceived as Good. I don't really believe in morality.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 26, 2014, 05:02:39 pm
This thread belongs in Various Nonsense.
Eh. It's pretty nonsensical, yeah, but it hasn't resulted in any serious arguments or anything.

I suppose it clogs the board a tiny bit, but you could say the same thing about the emotion threads, the political threads, and all the other threads.

I hope nobody reports this thread and gets it closed. That would be sad.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 26, 2014, 05:25:40 pm
It would be sad until another such thread was made.

Then the cycle would start anew.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: i2amroy on August 26, 2014, 06:40:26 pm
It would be sad until another such thread was made.

Then the cycle would start anew.
It's the circle of threeeeaaaaadddds! And it moves us aaaaaaaaaaaaalllllll! :D
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 26, 2014, 07:00:33 pm
Everything the forum touches is our kingdom.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 26, 2014, 08:34:03 pm
I'm pretty sure damn near everything has been discussed in this forum at one point or another.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 26, 2014, 08:50:10 pm
How about how good I would look in striped bengal tiger coatsleeves?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 26, 2014, 08:51:12 pm
That was on page 7. Duh.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 26, 2014, 08:53:04 pm
Are you questioning my potential prettiness?

bitch.
you ain't got shit for potential prettiness, you're perfect the way you a-

PFFFFFFFF

Huh, you were right  :o
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 26, 2014, 09:19:13 pm
...

ICH BIN WIZARD
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 26, 2014, 10:42:55 pm
Holy shit, Koss must be psychic!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tack on August 27, 2014, 04:37:29 am
...

ICH BIN WIZARD
ICH BIN BADONKADONK DUM DE DUM BATTLE
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 27, 2014, 01:59:48 pm
Guise.

Ascend from the filthy realms of 15PPP.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 27, 2014, 03:19:40 pm
Guise.

Ascend from the filthy realms of 15PPP.
Indeed, all true grishaites know the perfection that is 5 PPP!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Darvi on August 27, 2014, 03:20:49 pm
Guise.

Ascend from the filthy realms of 15PPP.
Now, in fairness, some people have terrible computers and/or phones who just can't handle 50 posts at a time.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 27, 2014, 03:43:05 pm
Guise.

Ascend from the filthy realms of 15PPP.
I'm on 25, I think. Biiiiiitch.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 27, 2014, 03:47:25 pm
Personally, I think fifty per page is too clunky. Difficult to skip to certain portions of the conversation with the scrollbar.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 27, 2014, 03:49:36 pm
Guise.

Ascend from the filthy realms of 15PPP.
I'm on 25, I think. Biiiiiitch.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 27, 2014, 03:50:24 pm
Alev. Alev. Alev.
You starting, mate? You starting?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 27, 2014, 03:51:52 pm
I would set it to 50PPP, but then I wouldn't be able to relate to anything concerning page numbers.

I also thought you were talking about PPD, and I was confused.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 27, 2014, 03:53:10 pm
I would set it to 50PPP, but then I wouldn't be able to relate to anything concerning page numbers.

I also thought you were talking about PPD, and I was confused.
Yea, I read it as PPD too.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 27, 2014, 04:41:03 pm
Alev. Alev. Alev.
You starting, mate? You starting?
wat

wat u meen

tak in normel englihs
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 27, 2014, 04:51:31 pm
I use 15 PPP. Are you starting a fight?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 27, 2014, 04:53:02 pm
I use 15 PPP. Are you starting a fight?
Oh.

YES I AM, FILTHY 15PPP PEON. (Huehuehue 15pppp) PREPARE TO DIE!!!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 27, 2014, 04:54:28 pm
Hah! You think you can take me on, puny potato? I eat potatoes like you for breakfast!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 27, 2014, 04:54:37 pm
I use 15 PPP. Are you starting a fight?
Oh.

YES I AM, FILTHY 15PPP PEON. (Huehuehue 15pppp) PREPARE TO DIE!!!
50PPP just seems off, somehow. 15PPP is best.

I can't even imagine using <15PPP, though.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: pisskop on August 27, 2014, 04:59:47 pm
Puny potatoe, heh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q8ywn7X80U
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 27, 2014, 05:01:50 pm
15PPP

'Tis the best.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 27, 2014, 05:09:44 pm
Ok. Then date and time formats. Let me check mine.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 27, 2014, 05:15:20 pm
Ok. Then date and time formats. Let me check mine.
That's not even a consideration; the USA will send drones after you if you use those Euro-commie-terrorist formats.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 27, 2014, 05:51:25 pm
Let's go back to whats important:
Spoiler: grisha5 (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 27, 2014, 05:59:59 pm
Ooh, spriteflips.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 27, 2014, 06:56:28 pm
I use 15 PPP. u wot m8
Oh.

YES I AM, FILTHY 15PPP PEON. (Huehuehue 15pppp) PREPARE TO DIE!!!
FTFY.

Also, the proper thing to respond with, Alev, is, COME HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 27, 2014, 07:01:29 pm
I've never changed my ppp so I just its on the default setting.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 28, 2014, 01:54:38 am
Ok. Then date and time formats. Let me check mine.
That's not even a consideration; the USA will send drones after you if you use those Euro-commie-terrorist formats.
I actually have ISO 8601 with the abbreviated day in parentheses at the end, because customising it is fun and I'm too lazy to calculate the day of the week.
So (full year)-(full month)-(date) ((day of week, abbreviated)) at (24h time)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 28, 2014, 10:44:20 am
25 PPP is best. Anyone who uses something else is a fool.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: pisskop on August 28, 2014, 10:55:54 am
25 PPP is best. Anyone who uses something else is a fool.
You have convinced me wth your well reasoner arguments.  25 is a rounder number than 15 anywho.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 28, 2014, 11:03:07 am
Also it's the square of the holy number.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 28, 2014, 11:06:09 am
But five times tree is fifteen, and we need trees to [This joke has been cut short for the sake of senses of humor everywhere]
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 28, 2014, 02:52:07 pm
You may have cut the joke short, Remuthra, but I'm still bleeding profusely from every orifice and screaming in agony.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 28, 2014, 02:53:37 pm
Are you collecting the blood on the proper sacrificial altar, to offer your despair to Lord Grisha?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: RedKing on August 28, 2014, 02:55:17 pm
You may have cut the joke short, Remuthra, but I'm still bleeding profusely from every orifice and screaming in agony.
And that's how Ebola found its way to Bay 12.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tack on August 28, 2014, 03:05:01 pm
I'd say 'Too soon', but realize it'd be just the setup for another Ebola joke.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 28, 2014, 03:08:07 pm
Something something you may have Ebola but at least you're not coffin.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 28, 2014, 03:12:29 pm
Hi guys, Lyeos is back. Who was dreading his return?

What did I miss?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 28, 2014, 03:15:06 pm
Hi guys, Lyeos is back. Who was dreading his return?

What did I miss?
You missed us, obviously, because you're back.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 28, 2014, 03:20:14 pm
Hi guys, Lyeos is back. Who was dreading his return?

What did I miss?
We started talking about avatar fads, we started beating each other unconscious. Remuthra's almost dead, DwArfY got steamrolled by celestial elephants, and I cast Fist on the chapel and it blew up.

Good times.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 28, 2014, 03:34:55 pm
Good times? Pfff.

I had a sacrificial knife made of my own spine, and it did me no good.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 28, 2014, 03:37:36 pm
Well, what did you plan to use it for?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 28, 2014, 03:40:38 pm
Why, to kill you of course.

Failed, though. Damn your staff!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 28, 2014, 03:42:12 pm
See, that's your mistake here. You're trying to use a sacred artifact of grisha5 to kill a grishaite. Lord Five saved me from death at the hands of His own weapons.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: pisskop on August 28, 2014, 03:42:54 pm
He plays DF.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=143011.0
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 28, 2014, 03:45:00 pm
Our lord hast returned! He is back, and we missed him.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 28, 2014, 03:45:17 pm
See, that's your mistake here. You're trying to use a sacred artifact of grisha5 to kill a grishaite. Lord Five saved me from death at the hands of His own weapons.
It was made of my spine.

I think that makes it more mine than that of some petty human setting himself up as a God.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 28, 2014, 03:46:57 pm
See, that's your mistake here. You're trying to use a sacred artifact of grisha5 to kill a grishaite. Lord Five saved me from death at the hands of His own weapons.
It was made of my spine.

I think that makes it more mine than that of some petty human setting himself up as a God.
Ha, idiot, thinks his body is his property.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 28, 2014, 03:48:58 pm
See, that's your mistake here. You're trying to use a sacred artifact of grisha5 to kill a grishaite. Lord Five saved me from death at the hands of His own weapons.
It was made of my spine.

I think that makes it more mine than that of some petty human setting himself up as a God.
Ha, idiot, thinks his body is Grisha5's property.
:P
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 28, 2014, 03:55:41 pm
See, that's your mistake here. You're trying to use a sacred artifact of grisha5 to kill a grishaite. Lord Five saved me from death at the hands of His own weapons.
It was made of my spine.

I think that makes it more mine than that of some petty human setting himself up as a God.
Ha, idiot, thinks his body is Grisha5's property.
:P
No, you fool, that would be smart. I co-signed the mortgage agreement for the flesh of the damned. He managed to get a real nice interest rate off it, too, like 6.5% APR nice.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 28, 2014, 05:31:09 pm
So what will become of the thread now that one of its top posters has been smashed to powder by the banhammer?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: pisskop on August 28, 2014, 05:32:25 pm
Rejoice, for Grisha has accepted our offering.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 28, 2014, 05:33:12 pm
So what will become of the thread now that one of its top posters has been smashed to powder by the banhammer?
Was he a top poster? I don't remember him posting much, here.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: FearfulJesuit on August 28, 2014, 05:34:04 pm
Fifty pages have been written in the honor of grisha5. May fifty thousand more sing his praise!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: pisskop on August 28, 2014, 05:34:31 pm
Fifty pages have been written in the honor of grisha5. May fifty thousand more sing his praise!
its 30 now :P
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Loud Whispers on August 28, 2014, 06:39:52 pm
Hello what is still happening in this grisha5
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 28, 2014, 06:51:13 pm
I hate you. I hate Grisha5, even if they're an entirely fine person socially. I hate Bay12. I hate Toady. I hate Threetoe. I hate that moth, flying around in my room. I hate that tree, outside.


I. HATE.

Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Baffler on August 28, 2014, 06:54:08 pm
How is this still doing stuff? I don't understand...
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 28, 2014, 06:55:38 pm
I hate Toady. I hate Threetoe.
*gasp*
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 28, 2014, 06:56:32 pm
I hate Threetoe.
Leave. Now. Before I kill you and string you up like a Christmas decoration.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 28, 2014, 07:10:25 pm
I hate many things. None of them were on that list. But there is one thing I truly hate, with a glorious, fiery passion not unlike the sun. I hate, despise, detest, loath, and all that shit, this GODDAMN MOTHERDUCKING THREAD.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: pisskop on August 28, 2014, 07:11:16 pm
I hate many things. None of them were on that list. But there is one thing I truly hate, with a glorious, fiery passion not unlike the sun. I hate, despise, detest, loath, and all that shit, this GODDAMN MOTHERDUCKING THREAD.

You need to slap a spoiler on that and NSFW it :P I look like a dick in my class you . . . jerkhead.  In the front row of this largely female class.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 28, 2014, 07:11:30 pm
I hate many things. None of them were on that list. But there is one thing I truly hate, with a glorious, fiery passion not unlike the sun. I hate, despise, detest, loath, and all that shit, this GODDAMN MOTHERDUCKING THREAD.
What is it with this thread and red text?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Loud Whispers on August 28, 2014, 07:26:14 pm
The spirit of Necro910 is grisha5 in pathos
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: WealthyRadish on August 28, 2014, 07:40:22 pm
This is like the 8th time I've considered popping into this thread to ask, "Why is this at # pages?", with the first time being when it was at 3 pages, so let me just say, why is this at 51 pages?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 28, 2014, 07:41:39 pm
This is like the 8th time I've considered popping into this thread to ask, "Why is this at # pages?", with the first time being when it was at 3 pages, so let me just say, why is this at 51 pages?
Because everyone here is so utterly bored that we have nothing better to do?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Loud Whispers on August 28, 2014, 07:41:47 pm
This is like the 8th time I've considered popping into this thread to ask, "Why is this at # pages?", with the first time being when it was at 3 pages, so let me just say, why is this at 51 pages?
It's at 16, use 50ppp
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 28, 2014, 07:44:49 pm
25ppp master race
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: WealthyRadish on August 28, 2014, 07:45:44 pm
You know, I changed it, and ended up accidentally reading a bit of the thread to see the change, only to notice that the previous page was this same conversation. I think I've solved the 51 pages mystery.

Personally I still prefer 15P/P, though.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 28, 2014, 07:55:34 pm
I hate many things. None of them were on that list. But there is one thing I truly hate, with a glorious, fiery passion not unlike the sun. I hate, despise, detest, loath, and all that shit, this GODDAMN MOTHERDUCKING THREAD.
Greetings, Lord AM! You have come at last!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 28, 2014, 08:27:26 pm
50ppp master race
FTFY.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 28, 2014, 08:42:40 pm
Starry one, I will be praying for you. May grisha5 have mercy on your soul.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 28, 2014, 09:07:43 pm
25ppp master race
*nod*
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 28, 2014, 10:23:54 pm
50ppp master race
*nod*
Finally, someone agrees with me.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 28, 2014, 10:27:44 pm
25 PPP is best. Anyone who uses something else is a fool.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Loud Whispers on August 28, 2014, 10:58:10 pm
50ppp master race
FTFY.
50 ppp winner
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 29, 2014, 12:23:39 am
15PPP peasant here. I think you'll find the majority of forumgoers are peasants.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 29, 2014, 12:53:55 am
15PPP peasant here. I think you'll find the majority of forumgoers are peasants.
Yes. 15PPPPs. The final P being peasant.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TamerVirus on August 29, 2014, 09:36:59 am
Let me guess, you folks use Darkling as well?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Darvi on August 29, 2014, 09:42:34 am
Let me guess, you folks use Darkling as well?
Only those of us who value their eyes.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: NAV on August 29, 2014, 09:50:18 am
Darkling is best. It remembers more.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 29, 2014, 09:53:01 am
Let me guess, you folks use Darkling as well?
Only those of us who value their eyes.
Yes.

All must become one with the Darkling.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 29, 2014, 10:00:13 am
If Toady wished us to use Darkling for everything, it would be the forum default.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 29, 2014, 10:01:54 am
It is on the upper boards.

Which were the original purpose of the forum.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 29, 2014, 10:04:25 am
Let me guess, you folks use Darkling as well?
Only those of us who value their eyes.
Yes.

All must become one with the Darkling.
DARKLINGFORLIFE
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 29, 2014, 10:04:34 am
If Toady wished us to use Darkling for everything, it would be the forum default.
This isn't about the will of Toady, this is about the will of not having my retinas scorched out every time I want to read the sodding Happy Thread.
Retina-scorching is not a happy thing, dammit!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 29, 2014, 10:05:14 am
The upper boards aren't actually Darkling. They're just a very dark place.

If Toady wished us to use Darkling for everything, it would be the forum default.
This isn't about the will of Toady, this is about the will of not having my retinas scorched out every time I want to read the sodding Happy Thread.
Retina-scorching is not a happy thing, dammit!
Brightness. Turn it down.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: pisskop on August 29, 2014, 10:06:22 am
Brightness. Turn it down.
+1
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 29, 2014, 10:10:07 am
B-but.

Darkliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

I'm telling wolf you hate him!  :'(
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 29, 2014, 10:17:20 am
Brightness. Turn it down.
+1
The brightness controls on my monitor are awkward at best. Plus, it means I can't see other stuff.

Darkling looks nicer, anyway.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Darvi on August 29, 2014, 10:19:15 am
Also, turning down the brightness doesn't prevent the blades from reaching your eyes.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: pisskop on August 29, 2014, 10:22:55 am
Frankly, on most of my forums I use the darker settings, but I spend enough time here and on wikis/research sites/university channels that use white backgrounds that I prefer not to get stabbed in the eyeballs every time I look down here or change tabs

Stupid adaptive eyeballs.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 29, 2014, 11:28:58 am
Darkling. Though it would be nice to pick specific custom colours.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 29, 2014, 01:17:55 pm
Definitely darkling.
It is for the best.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 29, 2014, 01:27:01 pm
If Toady wished us to use Darkling for everything, it would be the forum default.

He did it to test us. You have failed his test.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Slayerhero90 on August 29, 2014, 07:14:37 pm
Let me guess, you folks use Darkling as well?
Only those of us who value their eyes.
Yes.

All must become one with the Darkling.
DARKLINGFORLIFE

Darkling forever.
Darkling forever.
I have never touched anything else.
Darkling forever.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Wolfhunter107 on August 29, 2014, 07:47:44 pm
DARKLING MASTER RACE!!
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 29, 2014, 07:49:23 pm
I just realize that this has absolutely nothing to do with the original topic of the thread.

We've derailed again.

And no, don't try to connect grisha5 to forum themes. grisha5 has never stated an opinion on forum themes. grisha5 is not the source of forum themes. Etc. etc.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Alev on August 29, 2014, 07:50:24 pm
I just realize that this has absolutely nothing to do with the original topic of the thread.

We've derailed again.

And no, don't try to connect grisha5 to forum themes. grisha5 has never stated an opinion on forum themes. grisha5 is not the source of forum themes. Etc. etc.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. I totally forgot what I was going to put here.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 29, 2014, 07:50:29 pm
Grisha5 would be the best forum theme, though.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 29, 2014, 10:54:42 pm
Grisha5 would be the best forum theme, though.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 29, 2014, 10:59:12 pm
Grisha5 would be the best forum theme, though.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 29, 2014, 11:05:14 pm
Grisha5 would be the best forum theme, though.
Oh man. All avatars would be the cat, all usernames would be "grisha5", and text would be ]like this, including the extra bracket.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 29, 2014, 11:08:54 pm
Grisha5 would be the best forum theme, though.
Oh man. All avatars would be the cat, all usernames would be "grisha5", and text would be ]like this, including the extra bracket.
Nah, the cat would be the background, and "Show Unread Posts Since Last Visit" would be renamed "Show Posts You Have Missed".
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: NAV on August 29, 2014, 11:23:32 pm
grisha5 class corvette. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grisha-class_corvette)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 29, 2014, 11:27:41 pm
]I wouldn't mind writing like this at all.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 29, 2014, 11:34:09 pm
]this is never going to get old, is it?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 29, 2014, 11:37:24 pm
]this is never going to get old, is it?
]I know I would miss it.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 30, 2014, 01:23:04 am
]I hate all of you.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 30, 2014, 01:25:44 am
.setaitini ,ahsirg fo enalp tsrif eht dnecsnart tsum uoY[
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Morrigi on August 30, 2014, 01:46:57 am
...Oh god, it's still here. Why is it still here?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 30, 2014, 01:57:23 am
...Oh god, it's still here. Why is it still here?

This is what I have been asking since page one.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 30, 2014, 02:25:43 am
...Oh god, it's still here. Why is it still here?

This is what I have been asking since page one.
]Hear, hear.

]Wait, what the...

]OH GOD

]<------ HEEEEELP
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 30, 2014, 02:33:21 am
...Oh god, it's still here. Why is it still here?

This is what I have been asking since page one.
]Hear, hear.

]Wait, what the...

]OH GOD

]<------ HEEEEELP
]Fixed.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 30, 2014, 04:00:22 am
]Yes fall to the power of grisha5, heathens.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Glloyd on August 30, 2014, 08:10:39 am
grisha5 class corvette. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grisha-class_corvette)

Quick, get screenshots before it's edited back.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Johuotar on August 30, 2014, 08:47:27 am
grisha5 class corvette. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grisha-class_corvette)

Quick, get screenshots before it's edited back.
Too late. :(
EDIT: Nope, the title was never changed, so the change is still there for all to see. Yay!  :D
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 30, 2014, 08:50:37 am
Imgur isn't working properly, but I have screenshots to preserve the glory of it.
Trying to upload them.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 30, 2014, 08:52:48 am
As do I.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 30, 2014, 08:55:57 am
Got it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Migue5356 on August 30, 2014, 11:17:59 am
EDIT: Nope, the title was never changed
]Yeah, I am not the master wikipedia editor, no idea how to change titles and such.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 30, 2014, 11:26:38 am
I really shouldn't be saying this, but....

Given you're a cult, you'll need some titles for high-up members. I was thinking like "The Watcher of the Posts"

In other words, someone who watches for Grisha's posts on his profile. Like an oracle. :P

I know  I shouldn't fuel Grisha, but it was just a small idea.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 30, 2014, 11:34:04 am
]See even you are succumbing to the cult. Join us.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 30, 2014, 11:34:48 am
Not succumbing.

More like manipulating.

Hehehe
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Tawa on August 30, 2014, 12:33:23 pm
/me resists

There.

I think there's a decent chance you'll never see me here again.

Bai!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!11111!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!1
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Lyeos on August 30, 2014, 12:33:45 pm
/me resists

There.

I think there's a decent chance you'll never see me here again.

Bai!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!11111!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!1
I'll give it a week, tops.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: pisskop on August 30, 2014, 12:35:34 pm
A week?  By Tuesday night he'll be back
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 30, 2014, 12:36:44 pm
He'll post here sometime today or tomorrow, probably.
Title: Re: THE END
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 30, 2014, 12:41:38 pm
 We know you're lying as this can testify.
The end. That's it. Last post. No more grisha5.
With Elephant on this, today or tomorrow. Let's prepare. Grab your cudgels and get our rope. Forceful Conversion
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 30, 2014, 12:42:48 pm
*Snip*

Oops. Oh, look what happened to the rope.

Too bad. :P
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Dermonster on August 30, 2014, 12:45:22 pm
What the hell.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Remuthra on August 30, 2014, 12:46:19 pm
Seriously, who would break a perfectly good rope like that?
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 30, 2014, 12:46:57 pm
*Club Th4DwArfY1

I'll get some more rope after he is disposed of.  :D
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 30, 2014, 12:49:03 pm
*Accept the proffered Club Chocolate Bar.

Very nice.

Oh, look at those cudgels.

*Stikes match, pours oil, watches burn.

Oops. Clumsy me.
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 30, 2014, 12:51:46 pm
Right tire, iron it is.

*Steal back chocolate bar

*Follow with tire iron into the DwArfY1's head
Title: Re: grisha5
Post by: Toady One on August 30, 2014, 12:59:23 pm
If you guys are going to deface wikipedia pages, I'm going to have to take your toys away.