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Dwarf Fortress => DF General Discussion => Topic started by: Pnx on November 04, 2007, 02:03:00 pm

Title: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Pnx on November 04, 2007, 02:03:00 pm
It's a game for those of us who need to take a lighter view of the new version.

Just like "You know you've played too much DF when..." only like this...

You know the new version has bugs when you can farm in your fully engraved legendary dining room.

Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Asehujiko on November 05, 2007, 03:37:00 am
You never played the arcadia level in bioshock, did you?

Anyway, back on topic.

You know the never version has bug when a single raccoon contains enough blood to splatter on everybody and their pets, paint the entire zone red and do the same to a 768x768 obsidian mining facility.

Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: BurnedToast on November 05, 2007, 04:43:00 am
You know the new version has bugs when your dwarves build a pile of platinum and gold serrated disks instead of iron because the gold/platinum was closer.

You know the new version has bugs when, despite your only defense being gold and platinum disks, the goblins decide they really don't want to attack you after all and instead make a giant pile outside and climb over each other for 3 months before going home.

Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: StormDragoness on November 05, 2007, 06:32:00 am
Platinum and gold serrated disks? .. nothing is too good for your enemy, is it? :P

You just know that this version has bugs when you are trying to build a wall off the side of a grate, only to have the wall tip over into the sea below, pulling the dwarf along.

Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: DrMorbly on November 05, 2007, 06:37:00 am
You know the new version has bugs when your carpenter tries to remove a floor construction while standing on it which covers a magma river.
Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Funkadelic Jive Turkey on November 05, 2007, 07:18:00 am
You know the new version has bugs when the Dwarven King sends his entire army to reclaim a 20 dwarf outpost in bumblef-ck, nowhere
Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Asehujiko on November 05, 2007, 01:36:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by DrMorbly:
<STRONG>You know the new version has bugs when your carpenter tries to remove a floor construction while standing on it which covers a magma river.</STRONG>

They did that in the old version with bridges too.

Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Goncyn on November 05, 2007, 05:53:00 pm
You know the new version has bugs when your Trader attends parties, sleeps, eats, and drinks 24/7 for three months straight, all the while ignoring the human merchant baron following him. And watching him sleep.
Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Tormy on November 05, 2007, 06:00:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Goncyn:
<STRONG>You know the new version has bugs when your Trader attends parties, sleeps, eats, and drinks 24/7 for three months straight, all the while ignoring the human merchant baron following him. And watching him sleep.</STRONG>

This one happened in my game also.   :D

Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Solara on November 05, 2007, 10:38:00 pm
You know the new version has bugs when you can pile something like 1000 rocks on a single tile...oh wait, that's a feature! Leave that one in please.
Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Eiba on November 06, 2007, 12:08:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by StormDragoness:
<STRONG>Platinum and gold serrated disks? .. nothing is too good for your enemy, is it? :P</STRONG>

Bah, in my fortress goblins are greeted by broken glass!

Actually, I wonder if that's a bug, large serrated green glass disks, that is... They sound awfully painful...

Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Sparksol on November 06, 2007, 01:04:00 am
Wait, how did you get glass serrated discs? I'd like to make some.

When a well is used and water is more than a tile or so below it, and the world ends...the new version just might have bugs.

Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Eiba on November 06, 2007, 10:12:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Sparksol:
<STRONG>Wait, how did you get glass serrated discs? I'd like to make some.</STRONG>

What do you mean how did I get it? I just made it at the glass furnace like any other glass item:
(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/4837/glassweaponrynw8.png)

Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: elipsis on November 06, 2007, 11:09:00 pm
Making glass trap components asked me for 'glass bars' I was trying to make spiked balls though.
Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Alfador on November 06, 2007, 11:11:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Eiba:
<STRONG>

What do you mean how did I get it? I just made it at the glass furnace like any other glass item:
 (http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/4837/glassweaponrynw8.png) </STRONG>


Well it certainly seems it ought to work as well or better than wooden trap components. Only thing is, if you make a spiked ball out of green glass, is it going to shatter the first time you use it, doing a ton of broken-glass damage to whatever it hits but completely ruining the trap for any further use?

Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Wolfius on November 07, 2007, 01:15:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by StormDragoness:
<STRONG>Platinum and gold serrated disks? .. nothing is too good for your enemy, is it? :P
</STRONG>

"Let's see the thieving little buggers try and steal THIS!"   :D

Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Gakidou on November 07, 2007, 01:38:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by StormDragoness:
<STRONG>Platinum and gold serrated disks? .. nothing is too good for your enemy, is it? :P
</STRONG>

Now that I think of it, do installed trap components improve the quality of a room? Forget about statues, my dining hall is going to be decorated with platinum circular saws!

(They shall menace with spikes of platinum, oh yes they shall.)

Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: ravensword227 on November 07, 2007, 01:58:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Alfador:
<STRONG>
Well it certainly seems it ought to work as well or better than wooden trap components. Only thing is, if you make a spiked ball out of green glass, is it going to shatter the first time you use it, doing a ton of broken-glass damage to whatever it hits but completely ruining the trap for any further use?</STRONG>

In the *old version* (pre 32a) of the game glass did 50% of the weapon's base damage (same as wood), but that might have changed.  Stands to reason, since Obsidian did 133% (same as Steel) and Obsidian is just the same thing as glass.  Weapon strength, I believe, is still waiting to be added - Obsidian will not be as strong as Steel though damage will still be similar.
Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Alfador on November 07, 2007, 03:44:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by ravensword227:
<STRONG>
In the *old version* (pre 32a) of the game glass did 50% of the weapon's base damage (same as wood), but that might have changed.  Stands to reason, since Obsidian did 133% (same as Steel) and Obsidian is just the same thing as glass.  Weapon strength, I believe, is still waiting to be added - Obsidian will not be as strong as Steel though damage will still be similar.</STRONG>

Obsidian is not the same thing as artificially-produced glass. Obsidian can hold a MUCH sharper edge than glass, and is a bit stronger too. That said, green glass shards stuck in a baseball bat would still hurt like a sumbich, but I don't think they'd cleave through armor quite the same way obsidian would.

Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: mickel on November 08, 2007, 03:25:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by DrMorbly:
<STRONG>You know the new version has bugs when your carpenter tries to remove a floor construction while standing on it which covers a magma river.</STRONG>

That's not a bug, that's just dwarves being dwarves...    :D

Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Sparksol on November 08, 2007, 05:12:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by elipsis:
<STRONG>Making glass trap components asked me for 'glass bars' I was trying to make spiked balls though.</STRONG>

I also got the "needs 2 green glass bars" thing. Maybe there's some trick to selecting it I'm not getting...I can make them from any metal I have around, but not glass.

Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Markham on November 09, 2007, 04:40:00 am
You know the new version is bugged when after the Dwarven caravan you just dropped two levels and completely submerged under water water isn't drowning, but dying of thirst.

[ November 09, 2007: Message edited by: Markham ]

Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Klokjammer on November 09, 2007, 03:23:00 pm
You know the new version is bugged, when the dwarves drop what they are doing and run far away when there are monsters below a 500ft cliff who may or may not know of the dwarves' presence and have no way to get up to them anyway.

Not only that, the dwarves will try to pickup the dropped tasks but will then drop and runaway again.  And they will continue this routine for years to come because their fragile little minds can't comprehend the concept of safety - they can't tell if something is safe or not.

Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Chariot on November 10, 2007, 01:39:00 am
(http://chariot.nickersonm.com/dwfortress/evil_elves.PNG)
Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Keilden on November 10, 2007, 04:40:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Chariot:
<STRONG> (http://chariot.nickersonm.com/dwfortress/evil_elves.PNG) </STRONG>

INSTA WIN

Title: Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
Post by: Kyselina on November 10, 2007, 07:12:00 am
I agree.