There is absolutely nothing that can go wrong in this game.
...I can't think of a good character. Goddamnit. PTW!
...I can't think of a good character.
Action: Crazy Joe Goebbels will step in the direction of the Roman Legion and inspire the proud Dinonazi servitors with the aid of his Collection of Dinonazi Propaganda! Let the hateful flyers fly, let the anti-bowienaut sentiments increase! Most of all, let it be known that we have entered a state of total war, where no man, woman, stingray, dinosaur or flying emu will be working for any purpose other than the complete and utter annihilation of all that Bowie owns and stands for! Particularly sequins! Those will be the first to go!
Action: Otto bites HORRIBLE FACE GUY! Also, if the Squad Leader ability is accepted, he summons his squad and orders them to attack.
Action: Sneak into McCartney's toilet at night and become a sign:
Stab archimedes
Action: Engage Total War, eat Schrodinger's Cat to both heal wounds and fulfill petty evil act quota for now.
Engage secret technique: Like a 6-year old! Bite his face off! The Dino Squadron shall help Otto in these activities.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Action: Determine what has gone wrong now and how I can fix it.
Continue eating Davy.
Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 1 (already summoned ones) - provide medical aid to the Dinofuhrer.
Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 2 (newly summoned ones) - protect Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 1 and the Dinofuhrer.
I hope adding traits in the middle of combat is something I can do. I was kinda hoping somebody else would pitch in, but it doesn't look like that's happening.
Isn't the proper plural of mecha "mecha"?Spoiler: We need more mechas (click to show/hide)
Continue Total War! Activate Loved By Tables!
Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 1 - stop chewing on the Dinofuhrer! Provide medical aid for him!
Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 2 - fetch the stunned Monsieur Jacques Kennedy and stick him into the Dinofuhrer's bleeding wounds or perhaps a puddle of evil presumably lying around the Dinofuhrer! Cover him in Dinonazigoodevilness, hopefully crafting a worthy successor in the name of EVIL!
Presumably Ravenous and Elite Dinonazi Group 3 - protect the Dinofuhrer!
Eat Enormocrocket's heart, with the aid of my minions.
Spoiler: We need more mechas (click to show/hide)
Is that fine? if so...
LAZOR the everything out of random enemy.
Stop acting like a combination of Communist and hippy.
Isn't the proper plural of mecha "mecha"?It is? I always thought mecha is just a 'cool' way of saying mech for some reason, OH WELL...
MEDIC!
Summon another squad, and give his heart one last good chew.
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It's Me. Monsieur Leclerc. I'm in disguise.
French Resistance: Do something competent.
Activate Panzerkampfwagen Plating, Continue LAZORing davy crockett!
Dinohitler - say mean words to demean Schrodinger's Cat to fulfill petty evil quota. Try not to bleed to death. Continue Total War. Continue Loved by Tables. Allow Dinonazi Group
Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 1 - Try to stop the Fuhrer from bleeding to death most terribly. Chant Dinonazi propaganda to make him feel better afterwards.
Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 2 - Restrain Jacques Kennedy and apply the mystically evil Spare Moustache of Dinonazi Glory to his face (underneath his other mustache for maxi), hopefully infusing him with sufficient amounts of Dinonazism to wear him down and infect him with Dinonazi sensibilities!
Massive Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 3 - Devour Ringo Starr, then vomit his remains at Davy Crockett to slip him up!
Presumably Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 4 - Protect the Dinofuhrer from any that wish him harm!