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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 484849 times)

Starver

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3435 on: July 19, 2021, 11:41:48 pm »

Cow man, a new type of animal person. Cow woman can be milked.
As can the Cow Man, but for a different product. Which inevitably becomes essential, as well a being an expressed essence.
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« Reply #3436 on: July 20, 2021, 02:47:47 am »

All things both male and female can be milked, and all resulting products can be turned onto some forum of cheese.
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« Reply #3437 on: July 20, 2021, 03:12:46 am »

Cheese is produced in blocks.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3438 on: July 20, 2021, 05:49:36 pm »

All things both male and female can be milked, and all resulting products can be turned onto some forum of cheese.

Oh god this is one of the worst ones yet...
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3439 on: July 20, 2021, 06:04:40 pm »

Don't tempt me. I'll do it. I'll make them all milkable. Even the crabs. And the lizards.

That weirdo that wanted to milk ogresses will be happy, at least.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3440 on: July 21, 2021, 07:07:37 am »

All things both male and female can be milked, and all resulting products can be turned onto some forum of cheese.

Beyond ordinary creatures, this also applies to lime trees. Though their "cheese" is popular with scholars, the production is loathed labour. This is because the milk can - over time - melt the labourers hair, including beard.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3441 on: July 21, 2021, 03:00:23 pm »

All tiles can be milked.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3442 on: July 21, 2021, 04:51:16 pm »

Future update stalkers should inevitably and eventually succeed at killing their killers, forcing the player to quickly replace his warriors or creating new adventurers.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3443 on: July 21, 2021, 05:04:50 pm »

All tiles can be milked.
The milk can be put into casts and solidified into milk versions of the tiles who they came from, these new milk versions are less durable than their “parents” and if milked, will turn back into the liquid. Hope your dwarves remember which are real tiles and which are milk counterparts
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« Reply #3444 on: July 21, 2021, 05:33:54 pm »

Future update stalkers should inevitably and eventually succeed at killing their killers, forcing the player to quickly replace his warriors or creating new adventurers.

A good way for adventurers to dispose of their enemies would be to trick them into creating their own stalker.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3445 on: July 21, 2021, 06:42:09 pm »

Bards should be able to play brown note' or some variation thereof. Case in point: "This [skill] makes me retch".
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3446 on: July 24, 2021, 02:42:53 pm »

FNF mod for DF.

1st song is a dubstep remix of the intro. The second is a orchestra remix of the intro.

The third is demons screaming.
« Last Edit: July 24, 2021, 02:44:30 pm by Magmacube_tr »
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3447 on: July 24, 2021, 02:52:38 pm »

FNF mod for DF.

1st song is a dubstep remix of the intro. The second is a orchestra remix of the intro.

The third is demons screaming.
All of them are good
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3448 on: July 24, 2021, 04:16:39 pm »

Add an enemy that runs fast and hurts people. Usually talks fasts and wears clothes painted with this eye-tearing color.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3449 on: July 24, 2021, 04:42:57 pm »

Elven adventurers should be constantly pestered by an obnoxious good-aligned flying vermin.
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