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Title: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: tuypo1 on August 12, 2014, 07:26:42 am
you awaken naked in an empty room with cement floors and walls and a metal door you are a 23 year old male of average attractiveness and strength

choose your first action

this will be a suggestion game updates will be every 24 hours the suggestion with the most support will be used
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: Harbingerjm on August 12, 2014, 07:45:56 am
Beat own head against wall until grasp of language acquired.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: Yoink on August 12, 2014, 08:04:26 am
Beat own head against wall until grasp of language acquired.
+1
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: Lyeos on August 12, 2014, 09:04:17 am
Beat own head against wall until grasp of language acquired.
+1
+2
Also clothes.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: TamerVirus on August 12, 2014, 09:07:29 am
Beat own head against wall until grasp of language acquired.
+1
+2
Also clothes.
+++
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: tuypo1 on August 12, 2014, 09:14:04 am
Beat own head against wall until grasp of language acquired.
+1
+2
Also clothes.
+++
i assume you mean you are in favour of the also clothes bit
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 12, 2014, 09:46:56 am
Beat own head against wall until grasp of language acquired.
+1
+2
Also clothes.
+++
+11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!11111
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: Alev on August 12, 2014, 12:40:28 pm
Beat own head against wall until grasp of language acquired.
+1
+2
Also clothes.
+++
+11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!11111
+99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998888999999

Also, we have to wait a week now.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: tuypo1 on August 18, 2014, 11:43:19 pm
Beat own head against wall until grasp of language acquired.
Despite being of European descent you were born and raised in rural china however you recognize some writing on the door as English you don't understand it though realizing that getting out of here is going to be hard not knowing English you bang your head against the wall in frustration.

You hit the wall so hard that the section of wall collapses although on later inspection you realize it was a weak section.

Inside you find a massive library of books on learning English for Chinese people.

You spend the next year studying the books and learning English.

You receive 3 meals a day through a slot in the wall however despite your best efforts you never see what is giving the food to you.

Artificial light in all rooms allows you to keep track of night and day.

Beat own head against wall until grasp of language acquired.
+1
+2
Also clothes.

In the room is a single white robe like what a monk would wear it is clean and well made however no new clothes ever appear for you.

Because i refuse to ignore the issue but i know that you guys wont let the character just leave his waste in a corner of the first room there is a toilet in a small room accessed by a door in the library

After a year of studying the books you are perfectly fluent in English and Chinese and decide it is time to escape.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 18, 2014, 11:46:46 pm
Well that went by quickly.

Find a book about pick-locking.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: tuypo1 on August 18, 2014, 11:48:53 pm
Well that went by quickly.

Find a book about pick-locking.

it didn't seen quickly to me i definitely learnt my lesson i will maintain that what i did was no worse then the other people whos posts were removed but i learnt that maintaining your morals is not worth being unable to play forum games
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 18, 2014, 11:51:13 pm
Well that went by quickly.
Find a book about pick-locking.
it didn't seen quickly to me i definitely learnt my lesson i will maintain that what i did was no worse then the other people whos posts were removed but i learnt that maintaining your morals is not worth being unable to play forum games
Umm I meant 'In game time' Like in the first post a whole year went by. What are you talking about?
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: tuypo1 on August 18, 2014, 11:52:58 pm
Well that went by quickly.
Find a book about pick-locking.
it didn't seen quickly to me i definitely learnt my lesson i will maintain that what i did was no worse then the other people whos posts were removed but i learnt that maintaining your morals is not worth being unable to play forum games
Umm I meant 'In game time'. What are you talking about?
oh i thought you were talking about my muting
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 18, 2014, 11:55:59 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh no I don't even know much about that.
Well welcome back if you were muted.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: tuypo1 on August 19, 2014, 12:00:54 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh no I don't even know much about that.
Well welcome back if you were muted.
thanks
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: Harbingerjm on August 19, 2014, 12:42:23 am
Beat own head against wall until grasp of language acquired.
Despite being of European descent you were born and raised in rural china however you recognize some writing on the door as English you don't understand it though realizing that getting out of here is going to be hard not knowing English you bang your head against the wall in frustration.

You hit the wall so hard that the section of wall collapses although on later inspection you realize it was a weak section.

Inside you find a massive library of books on learning English for Chinese people.

You spend the next year studying the books and learning English.

You receive 3 meals a day through a slot in the wall however despite your best efforts you never see what is giving the food to you.

Artificial light in all rooms allows you to keep track of night and day.

Beat own head against wall until grasp of language acquired.
+1
+2
Also clothes.

In the room is a single white robe like what a monk would wear it is clean and well made however no new clothes ever appear for you.

Because i refuse to ignore the issue but i know that you guys wont let the character just leave his waste in a corner of the first room there is a toilet in a small room accessed by a door in the library

After a year of studying the books you are perfectly fluent in English and Chinese and decide it is time to escape.
Continue beating head on wall, hoping it will lead to ability to punctuate.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: tuypo1 on August 19, 2014, 12:46:07 am
Beat own head against wall until grasp of language acquired.
Despite being of European descent you were born and raised in rural china however you recognize some writing on the door as English you don't understand it though realizing that getting out of here is going to be hard not knowing English you bang your head against the wall in frustration.

You hit the wall so hard that the section of wall collapses although on later inspection you realize it was a weak section.

Inside you find a massive library of books on learning English for Chinese people.

You spend the next year studying the books and learning English.

You receive 3 meals a day through a slot in the wall however despite your best efforts you never see what is giving the food to you.

Artificial light in all rooms allows you to keep track of night and day.

Beat own head against wall until grasp of language acquired.
+1
+2
Also clothes.

In the room is a single white robe like what a monk would wear it is clean and well made however no new clothes ever appear for you.

Because i refuse to ignore the issue but i know that you guys wont let the character just leave his waste in a corner of the first room there is a toilet in a small room accessed by a door in the library

After a year of studying the books you are perfectly fluent in English and Chinese and decide it is time to escape.
Continue beating head on wall, hoping it will lead to ability to punctuate.
i did punctuate any suggestions related to my typing will be ignored
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: adwarf on August 19, 2014, 01:34:06 am
Beat own head against wall until grasp of language acquired.
Despite being of European descent you were born and raised in rural China however you recognize some writing on the door as English. You don't understand it though, and realize that getting out of here is going to be hard with no knowledge of English so you bang your head against the wall in frustration.

You hit the wall so hard that a section of wall collapses. On later inspection you realize it was a weak section.

Inside you find a massive library of books on learning English for Chinese people.

You spend the next year studying the books, and learning English.

You receive three meals a day through a slot in the wall which despite your best efforts you never manage see what is giving the food to you.

Artificial light in all rooms allows you to keep track of night and day.

Beat own head against wall until grasp of language acquired.
+1
+2
Also clothes.

In the room is a single white robe like what a monk would wear. It is clean, and well made however no new clothes ever appear for you.

Because I refuse to ignore the issue, but I know that you guys won't let the character just leave his waste in a corner of the first room there is a toilet in a small room accessed by a door in the library.

After a year of studying the books you are perfectly fluent in English and Chinese and decide it is time to escape.

Ftfy.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: tuypo1 on August 19, 2014, 01:41:21 am
Beat own head against wall until grasp of language acquired.
Despite being of European descent you were born and raised in rural China however you recognize some writing on the door as English. You don't understand it though, and realize that getting out of here is going to be hard with no knowledge of English so you bang your head against the wall in frustration.

You hit the wall so hard that a section of wall collapses. On later inspection you realize it was a weak section.

Inside you find a massive library of books on learning English for Chinese people.

You spend the next year studying the books, and learning English.

You receive three meals a day through a slot in the wall which despite your best efforts you never manage see what is giving the food to you.

Artificial light in all rooms allows you to keep track of night and day.

Beat own head against wall until grasp of language acquired.
+1
+2
Also clothes.

In the room is a single white robe like what a monk would wear. It is clean, and well made however no new clothes ever appear for you.

Because I refuse to ignore the issue, but I know that you guys won't let the character just leave his waste in a corner of the first room there is a toilet in a small room accessed by a door in the library.

After a year of studying the books you are perfectly fluent in English and Chinese and decide it is time to escape.

Ftfy.
oh its the lack of , that is annoying people i get it now
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: TamerVirus on August 19, 2014, 08:34:19 am
Wait another 14 years because this is clearly Oldboy, the original or spike lee version TBD
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: tuypo1 on August 19, 2014, 08:40:16 am
Wait another 14 years because this is clearly Oldboy, the original or spike lee version TBD
damit am i going to have to go to the video store
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: Alev on August 19, 2014, 11:43:30 am
Wait another 14 years because this is clearly Oldboy, the original or spike lee version TBD
+1 I guess.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: tuypo1 on August 21, 2014, 12:24:22 am
Wait another 14 years because this is clearly Oldboy, the original or spike lee version TBD

sorry but i havent seen those movies and i cant easily acquire copys maybe one day i will redo this game and we can do that

Well that went by quickly.

Find a book about pick-locking.
the only books are the ones on Chinese-english learning however you are able to get a tiny bit of information on the basic idea from the dictionary. however when you go to the door you see that theres no way to pick the lock from this side
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: Lyeos on August 21, 2014, 05:39:03 pm
Punch self until the concepts of Capitalization and Punctuation are gained.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: TamerVirus on August 21, 2014, 06:04:43 pm
Punch self until the concepts of Capitalization and Punctuation are gained.

+1 dead horse!
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: tuypo1 on August 21, 2014, 09:07:29 pm
Punch self until the concepts of Capitalization and Punctuation are gained.
no no more jabs at my writing this is not the place for that come up with real sugestions
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: Lyeos on August 21, 2014, 09:09:18 pm
Ahem!
Breakin' down the door - like a boss!
Bustin' ourself out - like a boss!
Gettin' out of here - like a boss!


 :P
We're mostly poking at you because it's difficult to understand what you're trying to say at times.
Or at the very least tedious to read a wall of text without stops.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: tuypo1 on August 21, 2014, 09:10:51 pm
Ahem!
Breakin' down the door - like a boss!
Bustin' ourself out - like a boss!
Gettin' out of here - like a boss!

ah finally that i can write thank you lyeos please tell harb to come up with real sugestions to
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: tuypo1 on August 22, 2014, 03:39:35 am
Breakin' down the door - like a boss!
Bustin' ourself out - like a boss!
Gettin' out of here - like a boss!

deciding that its time to escape you charge as hard as you can at the door. just before impact you realize you never actually checked if the door was locked the whole time you've been here. but its to late now you slam into the door at high speed and it swings open with ease as it is indeed unlocked. your momentum is barely slowed by the door and you fall forward landing on the hard ground and bruising your left upper arm.

You stand up and take in your surroundings. you find yourself at the start of a 50 meter corridor. on the ground in big yellow letters is written time to escape but beware theres plenty of obstacles in your way and most of them will kill you tread carefully and good luck.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: TamerVirus on August 22, 2014, 07:39:41 am
WHAT DOES THE CLOCK SAY!?! Tick tick tick tick tick ti-tick
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: tuypo1 on August 23, 2014, 06:04:47 am
WHAT DOES THE CLOCK SAY!?! Tick tick tick tick tick ti-tick
You do not have a watch however based on the artificial sunlight you know it is early morning thinking about the time you walk forward and suddenly a large blade swings out of the wall and decapitates you

RESPAWN FROM LAST CHECKPOINT (last checkpoint being the start of the hallway)
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 24, 2014, 07:07:40 pm
Go back to where you died and this time DODGE YOU FOOL!
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: tuypo1 on August 24, 2014, 08:18:29 pm
Go back to where you died and this time DODGE YOU FOOL!
you try again and dodge under the blade however you fail to consider that there might be more traps so you just start walking and after 5 meters the walls close in on you and suddenly crush you

RESPAWN
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 24, 2014, 08:26:31 pm
Alright go back but this time look around the hall before starting and try and Identify any traps.

Edit: 500th post wooohooo!
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: Alev on August 25, 2014, 01:01:30 pm
EAT THE PIE THAT APPEARED.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: tuypo1 on August 26, 2014, 01:12:00 am
Alright go back but this time look around the hall before starting and try and Identify any traps.

Edit: 500th post wooohooo!

As far as you can tell the traps are all in the wall however you do notice a small slot in the wall that the blade comes out and the break in the wall where it comes in and crushes. you stick you hand in to test it and pull it out just as it comes in. it seems that it crushes in less then a second however when going back into the wall it takes a good 5 seconds and will not crush again until it is back in the wall.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: Alev on August 28, 2014, 01:56:05 am
Well, this has died with tuypo.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 28, 2014, 01:59:43 am
Well, this has died with tuypo.
True that.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 31, 2014, 11:03:07 pm
I feel like we should end this story.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: Lyeos on August 31, 2014, 11:16:22 pm
I feel like we should end this story.

And with your arrival at this school, Lavos was awakened.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
98% of the world's population was lost in the first attack.
Including you.
Game over.


There, I did it.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on August 31, 2014, 11:24:56 pm
The remaining two percent was totally the population from attack on Titan, and Lavos summoned all of the titans.
BAM, new head cannon.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 31, 2014, 11:28:49 pm
.-. Well then. I was thinking something that had to do with punctuation like:

After deciding not to try and run down the death trap hall way you turn around and see on the floor some writing, it spells out.

time to escape but beware theres plenty of obstacles in your way and most of them will kill you tread carefully and good luck

You remember seeing this before but now there is some yellow paint near by. . .that was not there before. What do you do.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: Orange Wizard on September 01, 2014, 12:22:23 am
Woah, too much punctuation there, guy.

Ahem.

run across the hall flailing my arms screaming like a little schoolgirl

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: Alev on September 01, 2014, 01:00:27 am
Woah, too much punctuation there, guy.

Ahem.

run across the hall flailing my arms screaming like a little schoolgirl

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
+1 because I honestly don't give a fuck.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: Harbingerjm on September 01, 2014, 01:03:42 am
Woah, too much punctuation there, guy.

Ahem.

run across the hall flailing my arms screaming like a little schoolgirl

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
+1 because I honestly don't give a fuck.
...You realise the game is dead and the GM is banned?
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: Orange Wizard on September 03, 2014, 01:13:59 am
I think we should have Lemons take over, so we can eternally preserve this thread as a monument to the achievements of tuypo1.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: Tawa on September 03, 2014, 01:17:33 am
What achievements?

Furthering the cause of spiced ham?

:P
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: Orange Wizard on September 03, 2014, 01:55:00 am
I never said they were notable achievements.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 03, 2014, 02:01:00 am
I think we should have Lemons take over, so we can eternally preserve this thread as a monument to the achievements of tuypo1.
I'll probably do it for practice if no one objects? *With out waiting for a answer* OK GOOD LETS BEGIN.


Run across the hall flailing my arms screaming like a little schoolgirl
Ignoring everything in your mind that is telling you that fixing that punctuation would free you. You instead start running down the hall screaming like a little schoolgirl, knocking over the paint tin and destroying the writing on the ground forever sealing the easy way out. GOOD ONE SMARTASS! You have a brief thought on how much of a failure you are before that blade hidden in the wall takes your head off again. . . RESPAWN!
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: Tawa on September 03, 2014, 11:50:23 am
Wait, we have a problem.

The title will stay like that forever.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: TamerVirus on September 03, 2014, 12:49:29 pm
Oh all things to hijack, you hijack a Tuypo thread?

Aight.
Title: Re: escape something im not sure what yet. a suggestion game
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on September 03, 2014, 12:51:21 pm
You dissin' tuypo? You don' diss the tuypo, man.