-snip-(https://i.postimg.cc/tRsxKkwN/serena-exasperated.png)"Uh, what are you even talking about? You've been staring at me since this morning and I don't even know why."
Vlad performs Keith!
Keith does not take WTD penalties for 3 turns!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Soldier's Drum negates Keith's disadvantage!)
Duelist C initiates!
Roll: 100, miss!
Keith counters!
Roll: 36, hit!
Duelist C takes 8 damage!
Keith initiates!
Roll: 17, hit!
Sniper C takes 7 damage!
Sniper C cannot retaliate!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)The duelist crumples to the ground, groaning for his mother. Or maybe cursing out Jarvis' mother. It's not quite clear, the pathetic whimpering and groaning makes his speech a little indecipherable.
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
(Weapon Triangle Advantage!)
Jarvis initiates!
Roll: Autohit!
Duelist C takes 11 damage!
Duelist C is defeated!
(Keilee braces for impact!)The fighter staggers backwards, a daunting smirk on his face as the dark magic washes over him. It hurt, clearly, but he wasn't quite down yet. No, he figures he can take the shy-looking sheep Beastkin. Limping up, he grins, two fingers daring Keilee to bring it on.
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
Keilee initiates!
Roll: Autohit!
Crit: 2! Critical hit!
Fighter C takes 33 damage!
Fighter C is defeated!
Vlad Performs for Keith!
Keith can move again!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
Keith initiates!
Roll: 92, miss!
Sniper C cannot retaliate!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)Tags on both sides, but Keith's looking a little fresher.
Sniper C initiates!
Roll: 66, hit!
Keith takes 5 damage!
Keith retaliates!
Roll: 17, hit!
Sniper C takes 6 damage!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
Lancer C initiates!
Roll: 1, hit!
Vlad takes 8 damage!
Vlad cannot retaliate!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)He's not bad.
Keith initiates!
Roll: Autohit!
Lancer C takes 6 damage!
Lancer C cannot retaliate!
(Keilee braces for impact!)The archer writhes in spasms as they fall over from the dark magic currently coursing through their system.
(Jarvis' Charisma activates! +10 Hit/Eva to Keilee)
(Vlad's Daunt activates! -5 Hit/Eva/Crit)
Keilee initiates!
Roll: 74, hit!
Sniper C takes 10 damage!
Sniper C is defeated!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
Jarvis initiates!
Roll: Autohit!
Lancer C takes 5 damage!
Lancer C retaliates!
Roll: 53, hit!
Jarvis takes 6 damage!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)
Asuna initiates!
Roll: Autohit!
Crit: 10, crit!
Asuna deals 19 damage!
Lancer C is defeated!
Serena heals Vlad for 13 HP!
Vlad performs Keith!
Keith may move again!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Fighter B initiates!
Roll: 58, hit!
Keilee takes 12 damage
Keilee retaliates!
Roll: Autohit!
Fighter B takes 11 damage!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)They find out, very quickly, that vulnerable-looking doesn't at all translate to vulnerability, however, and take some serious backlash for their troubles.
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Wizard B initiates!
Roll: 18, hit!
Keilee takes 1 damage!
Keilee retaliates!
Roll: Autohit!
Wizard B takes 9 damage!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)Surprisingly, he manages to almost keep up with Keith blow for blow. Seems the man must be into some of the underground puroresu rings.
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Lancer B initiates!
Roll: 18, hit!
Keith takes 7 damage!
Keith retaliates!
Roll: Autohit!
Lancer B takes 6 damage!
Serena heals Keith for 13 HP!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)Needless to say, that poor bastard knows exactly why and will no doubt get to ponder it further in his state of advanced unconsciousness.
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Keith initiates!
Roll: 44, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Lancer B takes 15 damage!
Lancer B is defeated!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)And he'll take "Get A Faceful of Dirt By A Pacifistic Sheep Beastfolk Girl" for 500 rhea, Serena.
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Keilee is bracing for impact!)
Keilee initiates!
Roll: Autohit!
Fighter B takes 11 damage!
Fighter B is defeated!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)//Level up!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Asuna initiates!
Roll: Autohit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Wizard B takes 36 damage!
Wizard B is defeated!
-snip-The goblin swordsman just drops his sword right there....then picks it back up, rubbing the back of his head and stuffing it back in his scabbard. He seems rather relieved he isn't about to get his ass kicked.
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Duelist A initiates!
Roll: Autohit!
Keith takes 6 damage!
Keith retaliates!
Roll: 52, hit!
Duelist A takes 9 damage!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Archer A initiates!
Roll: 28, hit!
Keith takes 4 damage!
Keith retaliates!
Roll: 14, hit!
Archer A takes 8 damage!
Fighter A initiates!
Roll: 68, hit!
Jarvis takes 7 damage!
Jarvis retaliates!
Roll: 62, hit!
Fighter A takes 6 damage!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)Taking a punch to the face wasn't in the plan, granted, but the pay-off was so utterly worth it. The Revivian collapses to the ground, groaning and muttering something about preferring Leafa anyway before he joins the rest of his caravan in states of advanced traumatic unconsciousness.
Asuna initiates!
Roll: Autohit!
Figher A takes 6 damage!
Fighter A retaliates!
Roll: 35, hit!
Asuna takes 10 damage!
Asuna counters!
Roll: Autohit!
Critical: 5, crit!
Fighter A takes 18 damage!
Fighter A is defeated!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)Still works like a charm, though.
(Keith springs an ambush!)
Keith initiates!
Roll: 64, hit!
Novice Sniper A takes 8 damage!
Novice Sniper A is defeated!
Keilee is healed for 14 HP!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)He lands in the dirt, a shield-shaped welt pulsing painfully on his cheek. He'll feel that in the morning.
Jarvis initiates!
Roll: Autohit!
Novice Duelist A takes 9 damage!
Novice Duelist A is defeated!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Keilee braces for impact!)
Keilee initiates!
Roll: 65, hit!
Novice Lancer A takes 11 damage!
Novice Lancer A retaliates!
Roll: 34, hit!
Keilee takes 6 damage!
Serena heals Keith for 14 HP!~~Enemies' Turn~~
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)And finally, after a hot minute of taking out the rest of his mates, he manages to knock Asuna into the dirt.
Lancer A initiates!
Roll: 33, hit!
Asuna takes 9 damage!
Asuna is downed!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)Needless to say, he didn't take that too well.
Keith initiates!
Roll: Autohit!
Lancer A takes 6 damage!
Lancer A cannot retaliate!
Keith strikes again!
Roll: Autohit!
Lancer A takes 6 damage!
Lancer A is defeated!
Serena revives Asuna!
Asuna is healed for 7 HP!
Vlad performs Asuna!
Asuna may move again!
Asuna consumes 1x Vulnerary!~~Enemies' Turn~~
Asuna is healed for 10 HP!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Wizard A initiates!
Roll: 61, hit!
Keith takes 7 damage!
Keith retaliates!
Roll: 14, hit!
Wizard A takes 11 damage!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)To the surprise of absolutely nobody, it doesn't.
Archer A initiates!
Roll: 53, hit!
Keilee takes 6 damage!
Keilee retaliates!
Roll: 81, hit!
Wizard A takes 10 damage!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)And judging from THAT hit, he succeeded. He does a little victory dance on the spot despite not having actually taken Keith down.
Guildenstern initiates!
Roll: 69, hit!
Crit: 6, crit!
Keith takes 9 damage!
Keith retaliates!
Roll: 96, miss!
Serena heals Keith for 14 HP!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)(https://i.postimg.cc/Bb5RH61S/guildenstern-teeth-gritting.png)"W-what are you idiots doing?! Get them! Even my backstabbing jackass of a brother!"
Keith initiates!
Roll: 18, hit!
Guildenstern takes 8 damage!
Guildenstern cannot retaliate!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)
Asuna initiates!
Roll: Autohit!
Crit: 8, crit!
Wizard A takes 27 damage!
Wizard A is defeated!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
Jarvis initiates!
Roll: 98, miss!
Sniper A cannot retaliate!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Keilee initiates!
Roll: 1, hit!
Crit: 3, crit!
Sniper A takes 30 damage!
Sniper A is defeated!
Vlad performs Asuna!Asuna is practically emitting a menacing aura worthy of one of the Demon Generals themselves.
Asuna can move again!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)With one last blow sending Guildenstern into the air arcing backwards and throwing him, unconscious, in the direction of the gate, Asuna feels a sense of approval upon her from above. The sounds of pained groaning and muttering finally fill the air around you as you look around.
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit: Autohit!
Guildenstern takes 6 damage!
Guildenstern cannot retaliate!
Asuna attacks again!
Hit: Autohit!
Crit: 3, critical!
Guildenstern takes 18 damage!
Guildenstern is defeated!
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/z3tily22awfi95k/Neutral.png?raw=1) "You can ask Jarvis if you want. He's the snake-dude."(https://i.imgur.com/t0YP8nn.png?1) "Wiggler, Keith. MPMH am a Wiggler."
(https://i.postimg.cc/tRsxKkwN/serena-exasperated.png)"Well, I trust him. So far, he's the only one in this group outside of the Wiggler who hasn't threatened me, smacked me upside the head or threatened to set my temples on fire."(https://www.bilder-upload.eu/upload/247108-1562019017.png) "Oh no, how could they do that to you, Miss Goddess..."
(https://i.imgur.com/VcSmyzo.png):"What the fuck is wrong with these people? Other Revivians are the WORST."Jarvis lowered his head a tad before whispering back.
(https://www.bilder-upload.eu/upload/a56730-1562099093.png) "Heck, I'd take Wiggler Man here for company any day over the majority of Kaisei."(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "I will MPMPHM that was a compliment."
Keilee didn't really know how to react to the goddess' ending comment. On the one hand, Serena was uh... special in a way. But on the other... that was a pretty sad thing she just said. The sheep eventually settled on just giving Serena a hesitant pat on the shoulder with a concerned that, to Keilee, was just her being unsure of if she was going to be yelled at for this or not, but to Serena may have been interpreted to mean "Do you need to talk about it?".(https://i.postimg.cc/tRsxKkwN/serena-exasperated.png)"The only thing I need to talk about is that a beauteous Goddess like myself should have better treatment. And haaaaang on, Keith. Before we start recruiting everyone, how do we know they're.....you know, what we need?"
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/o1nkjj9tgb1kevh/VladNeutral.png?raw=1) "...All things considered, I don't think we're in any state to turn away help. Besides, it means more bodies between you and danger."(https://i.postimg.cc/59hcYDWn/serena-eyes-closed-smug.png)"That.....does sound like a decent proposal...."
(https://i.postimg.cc/v8CVb9dF/serena-angry.png)"Well, of COURSE I didn't sense those demons before. It's not like they were HERE before. And besides, even if they were, you mortals consort with enough of those Succubi that there's always some level of demon around here. What those demons think they're doing in the same city I'm in, though...."
Shoes initiates!
Hit: 10, hit!
Crit: 5, crit!
Gargoyle B takes 12 damage!
Gargoyle B retaliates!
Hit: 87, miss!
(https://i.imgur.com/VcSmyzo.png):"This is still all stupid, but honestly fuck it I'd be down to slice some shit up. Work out the increasing frustration."(https://i.imgur.com/t0YP8nn.png?1) "Now there's MPMPH I can agree with. So much for -not- being part of this mess, might as well do what I can do."
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)"Oi! That's not very nice, ah? Me and yer friend 'ere were tryin' ta have a discussion all proper-like! How 'bouts we do it to ya, ya fookin' donkey?"
Jarvis initiates!
Hit: 32, hit!
Critical: 3, critical!
Gargoyle A takes 12 damage!
Gargoyle A retaliates!
Hit: 35, hit!
Jarvis takes 5 damage!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)
Gargoyle A initiates!
Hit: 16, hit!
Asuna takes 12 damage!
Asuna retaliates!
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 16, hit!
Gargoyle A takes 12 damage!
Gargoyle A is defeated!
Keilee takes 4 damage from Squeamish!"Huh. I've been impaled, Bob. That's new."
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)Bob is....a little more successful than Fred.
(Yliss makes a Feisty Flight!)
Gargoyle B initiates!
Hit: 46, hit!
Yliss takes 10 damage!
Yliss counters!
Hit: Autohit!
Gargoyle B takes 3 damage!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)
Undead Swordsman A initiates!
Hit: 74, miss!
Asuna retaliates!
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 5, hit!
Undead Swordsman A takes 21 damage!
Undead Swordsman A is defeated!
Keilee takes 4 damage from Squeamish!But not nearly as effective on Asuna.
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Undead Swordsman B initiates!
Hit: 19, hit!
Shoes takes 6 damage!
Shoes retaliates!
Hit: Autohit!
Undead Swordsman B takes 7 damage!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Undead Archer B initiates!
Hit: 96, miss
Shoes cannot retaliate!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)It's a bit of a mixed bag.
Undead Archer A initiates!
Hit: 34, hit!
Jarvis takes 3 damage!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)That skeleton practically implodes into dust and bones, Keith's backhand shattering the skull and with it, most of the magic holding the undead soldier together, with the only thing remaining being a pair of padded gloves on the floor. These seem rather....familiar.
Keith initiates!
Hit: 8, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Undead Archer A takes 24 damage!
Undead Archer A is defeated!
42-1 heals Keilee!
Keilee is healed for 15 HP!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Jenkins can't get any privacy....)
Jenkins initiates!
Hit: Autohit!
Jenkins deals 5 damage!
Undead Archer B cannot retaliate!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Yliss initiates!
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 8, crit!
Gargoyle B takes 12 damage!
Gargoyle B is defeated!
Keilee loses 4 HP!And so Bob joins his friend Fred on the ground, tumbling over into the grass as statues.
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)He's not quite as successful in breaking it, but he's definitely fast enough to avoid getting hit back.
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit: Autohit!
Undead Swordsman B takes 8 damage!
Undead Swordsman B retaliates!
Hit: 60, miss!
Shoes initiates!And yet, not so much. Skeletons, as it turns out, take the charge of a fully-grown pissed off horse about as well as a wall made of rice paper. That is to say, not at all.
Hit: 54, hit!
Crit: 2, crit!
Undead Archer B takes 21 damage!
Undead Archer B is defeated!
(Equine Rage activates!)
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit: Autohit!
Crit: 10, crit!
Undead Swordsman B takes 24 damage!
Undead Swordsman B is defeated!
Keilee loses 4 HP!Rosencrantz gives Asuna a curious glance as she pulverises another skeleton.
Serena heals Jarvis!
Jarvis is healed for 16 HP!
42-1 heals Yliss!~Enemies' Turn~
Yliss is healed for 15 HP!
(https://i.postimg.cc/nL8McSZv/rosencrantz-mug.png)"....I've played....way too much poker. And I don't even know HOW I understood like half of what you said."(https://www.bilder-upload.eu/upload/374e38-1562011027.png) "I get you, Rosencrantz. I get you too good. At least you have a chance to get back your money in Poker and you can strategize and bluff in Poker..."
(https://i.imgur.com/9iDGzIx.png) "Agreed, we can speculate after we've killed everyone in this building."(https://www.bilder-upload.eu/upload/350f7f-1563479476.png) "Err... Yeah, that's certainly an option... That's what we're kinda here for, right?"
(https://i.imgur.com/37R3PrB.jpg) "Then blood there will be."
(https://i.imgur.com/cttO0zd.png) "Blood, and fire."
Jenkins initiates!He shoots, he scores.
Hit: 62, hit!
Werewolf of Greed B takes 4 damage!
Werewolf of Greed B retaliates!
Hit: 94, miss!
(Marcia has been set alight!)The werewolves have -metaphorical- balls of steel to not want to run away from either their burning, emasculated compatriot or the delusional maid that just shanked it with a flaming switchblade while also being on fire.
(A veil of fire protects Marcia!)
Marcia initiates!
Hit: 66, hit!
Werewolf of Greed B takes 4 damage!
Werewolf of Greed B retaliates!
Hit: 19, hit!
Marcia takes 2 damage!
Werewolf of Greed B is set on fire!
Keith initiates!Wrestling techniques, it seems, are as terrifyingly effective on dogs as stabbing them in the nuts and setting them on fire is.
Hit: 61, hit!
Werewolf of Greed A takes 7 damage!
Werewolf of Greed A retaliates!
Hit: 31, hit!
Keith takes 4 damage!
(Shoes has Equine Rage!).....and then again, there's a reason why horses are considered to be ridiculously unhealthy for what they are.
Shoes initiates!
Hit: 64, hit!
Crit: 5, critical!
Minor Brute of Greed A takes 21 damage!
Minor Brute of Greed A retaliates!
Hit: 73, hit!
Shoes takes 10 damage!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Rosencrantz inititates!
Hit: 57, hit!
Crit: 1, critical!
Werewolf of Greed A takes 15 damage!
Werewolf of Greed A is defeated!
Keilee loses 4 HP!
Asuna consumes a Vulnerary!
Asuna regains 15 HP!
Werewolf of Greed B takes 5 damage!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)
Werewolf of Greed B initiates!
Hit: 57, hit!
Asuna takes 10 damage!
Asuna retaliates!
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 14, crit!
Werewolf of Greed B takes 21 damage!
Werewolf of Greed B is defeated!
Keilee loses 3 HP!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)For that unfortunate mistake, he catches a pair of knives in the chest.
Minor Scion of Envy A initiates!
Hit: 48, hit!
Rosencrantz takes 8 damage!
Rosencrantz retaliates!
Hit: Autohit!
Minor Scion of Envy A takes 7 damage!
Rosencrantz strikes twice!
Hit: Autohit!
Minor Scion of Envy A takes 7 damage!
(Rosencrantz wins some and loses some!)
Minor Brute of Greed A initiates!All he gets is his skull getting crushed by a pair of hooves like a hammer to rice paper.
Hit: 100, miss!
Shoes retaliates!
Hit: 49, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Minor Brute of Greed A takes 18 damage!
Minor Brute of Greed A is defeated!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)Yet as the skeleton collapses into dust, you swear you could see a terrified expression on its bony visage.
Undead Archer C initiates!
Hit: 53, hit!
Keith takes 3 damage!
Keith retaliates!
Hit: 39, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Undead Archer takes 32 damage!
Undead Archer C is defeated!
(Jarvis' Charisma initiates!)
Undead Archer D initiates!
Hit: 79, hit!
Asuna takes 9 damage!
Asuna cannot retaliate!
(Marcia Provokes!)
Minor Scion of Envy B initiates!
Hit: 29, hit!
Critical: 9, crit!
Marcia takes 12 damage!
Marcia cannot retaliate!
(A veil of fire protects Marcia!)Unfortunately for Marcia, they're correct about their assumption.
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Minor Brute of Greed B initiates!
Hit: 71, hit!
Marcia takes 8 damage!
Marcia is downed!
(Jenkins seeks a quiet life!)He narrowly misses a blast of light, presumably because his target is busy clutching their groin in pain.
Jenkins initiates!
Hit: Autohit!
Minor Scion of Envy B takes 6 damage!
Minor Scion of Envy B retaliates!
Hit: 77, miss!
Keith takes 2 damage!
(Keith springs an ambush!)
Keith initiates!
Hit: 68, hit!
Minor Scion of Envy A takes 9 damage!
Minor Scion of Envy A is defeated!
42-1 heals Marcia for 10 HP!
Marcia is no longer downed!
Jarvis is healed through Wide Lens for 3 HP!
42-1 is healed through Live to Serve for 2 HP!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)The Wigglers that live beneath the land surely shake at this show of sublime strength.
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Percentage: 98 to hit
Hit: 19, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Undead Archer D takes 27 damage!
Undead Archer D is defeated!
Serena heals Asuna for 18 HP!
42-1 heals Shoes!
Shoes is healed for 21 HP!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)The halls of Initia's seat of power, and Shoes' hooves, are now stained with the blood of a demon. Fortunately, it is not Shoes' blood. Unfortunately for the forces of the Demon Lord, it IS one of their guys. Their axe clatters to the floor for Shoes to pick up, too.
Shoes initiates!
Hit Threshold: 87
Hit: 83, hit!
Crit: 6, crit!
Minor Brute of Greed B takes 27 damage!
Minor Brute of Greed B is defeated!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)The Asuna bug is contagious, so it seems, as Rosencrantz's knife finds a head. He doesn't quite look happy with this, but, well, it's kill or be killed.
(Rosencrantz wins some and loses some!)
Rosencrantz initiates!
Hit Threshold: 94
Hit: 34, hit!
Crit: 10, crit!
Minor Scion of Envy B takes 21 damage!
Minor Scion of Envy B is defeated!
(https://i.imgur.com/VcSmyzo.png):"Heh, see, Jarvis? We do have more in common then I think you'd like to admit."(https://i.imgur.com/t0YP8nn.png?1) "Don't get used to it. I am just MPMPMH with this day and want to sleep whenever we are finished stomping these demons to the floor."
(https://i.imgur.com/txPjepL.png) "Jarvis was it? You sound rather exhausted by this day's events, would you care for some tea? There should be a kitchen around here."(https://i.imgur.com/t0YP8nn.png?1) "Does it look like the sort of situation for us to stop and drink tea? I don't know if you MPMH, but we are kind of trapped here fighting a bunch of demons."
Serena heals Keilee!
Keilee regains 18 HP!
Vlad performs Marcia!
Marcia may move again!
42-1 heals Keith!
Keith regains 16 HP!
Orobas initiates!Orobas is a little slower than he'd like to be, and a little more open, and lets himself get smacked right back by Keith's gauntleted fist.
Hit Rate: 77 to hit!
Hit: 43, hit!
Keith takes 8 damage!
Keith retaliates!
Hit Rate: 81 to hit!
Hit: 50, hit!
Orobas takes 9 damage!
Keith regains 5 HP from Sanjuro!
Werewolf of Greed E initiates!
Hit Rate: 79 to hit!
Hit: 43, hit!
Kazuto takes 6 damage!
Kazuto retaliates!
Hit Rate: 84 to hit!
Hit: 27, hit!
Werewolf of Greed E takes 13 damage!
Kazuto strikes again!
Hit Rate: 84 to hit!
Hit: 99, miss!
Adept Rate: 17
Adept: 2, successful attack!
(The Black Swordsman strikes!)
Kazuto strikes again!
Hit rate: 84 to hit!
Hit: 32, hit!
Critical: 11, crit!
Werewolf of Greed E takes 39 damage!
Werewolf of Greed E is defeated!
Werewolf of Greed F initiates!
Hit Rate: 79 to hit!
Hit: 33, hit!
Kazuto takes 6 damage!
Kazuto retaliates!
Hit Rate: 84 to hit!
Hit: 43, hit!
Werewolf of Greed F takes 13 damage!
Kazuto strikes again!
Hit Rate: 84 to hit!
Hit: 33, hit!
Werewolf of Greed F takes 13 damage!
Werewolf of Greed F is defeated!
Minor Magus of Envy A initiates!He's not looking too great.
Hit Rate: 94 to hit!
Hit: 92, hit!
Kazuto takes 8 damage!
Kazuto cannot retaliate!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)Orobas staggers backwards after retaliating with a single punch to Keith's gut, wiping some blood from his lip and spitting to the side.
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: 92 to hit
Hit: 11, hit!
Orobas takes 9 damage!
Orobas retaliates!
Hit Rate: 67 to hit
Hit: 54, hit!
Keith takes 8 damage!
Selene heals Kazuto!
Kazuto is healed for 19 HP!
Selene's allergies kick up!
Selene loses 5 HP!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)That damned ring makes her a little too weak and Lycia recoils from Asuna, cowering a lttle bit as if to apologise for hitting her too hard and generally looking like a kicked dog (which, quite honestly, he is). He offers up his behind, offering her a free hit, hopefully somewhere that won't hurt too much.
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Lycia takes 21 damage!
Lycia retaliates!
Hit Rate: 68 to hit
Hit: 65, hit!
Asuna takes 13 damage!
42-1 heals Asuna!
Asuna regains 16 HP!
Vlad performs 42-1!
42-1 may move again!
42-1 heals Keith!
Keith regains 16 HP
Kazuto initiates!
Hit Rate: 87 to hit
Hit: 34, hit!
Minor Magus of Envy A takes 18 damage!
Minor Magus of Envy A is defeated!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)The uppercut jars Keith a little bit, but not enough, not nearly enough. Vampire physiology being what it is, it wasn't that easy to disrupt a vampire, even if you had demonic strength, and so all the uppercut does to Keith is stagger him for a brief moment. His hand still manages to grab onto Orobas' outstretched arm in the chaos, and Keith's elbow finds its mark, smashing Orobas in the nose, sending a spurt of blood gushing out. Keith attempts to lift Orobas over his shoulder, like all the other wrestling moves he'd used, hoisting him up.
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Orobas initiates!
Hit Rate: 62 to hit
Hit: 3, hit!
Keith takes 8 damage!
Keith retaliates!
Hit Rate: 97 to hit
Hit: 9, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Orobas takes 27 damage!
Orobas is defeated!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)Lycia seems to purposely whiff his attack on Asuna; whether it was out of weariness, fear of Asuna, or just plain exhaustion with this whole mess, Asuna can't quite tell. Asuna, having very little mercy, albeit enough not to kill Lycia, obliges and "simply" sends him flying with a single punch, sending the werewolf skittering towards the palace wall. Orobas takes one moment to look away at his injured partner.
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Asuna is going at the speed of Go Fuck Yourself!)
Lycia initiates!
Hit Rate: 63 to hit
Hit: 64, miss!
Asuna retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Lycia takes 7 damage!
Lycia is defeated!
Minor Magus of Envy B initiates!
Hit Rate: 91 to hit
Hit: 14, hit!
Kazuto takes 8 damage!
Kazuto cannot retaliate!
Gargoyle of Wrath C initiates!
Hit Rate: 84 to hit
Hit: 20, hit!
Kazuto takes 8 damage!
Kazuto retaliates!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit
Hit: 67, hit!
Gargoyle of Wrath C takes 11 damage!
Kazuto strikes again!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit!
Hit: 20, hit!
Gargoyle of Wrath C takes 11 damage!
Gargoyle of Wrath C is defeated!
(Kazuto dual wields the blades of Fuck Off!)Kazuto is forced onto his knees, and with him incapacitated, it doesn't look too great for the succubus sisters in the kitchen. At least help seems to be on the way, and he's taken care of many of the demons already in there.
Gargoyle of Wrath C initiates!
Hit Rate: 84 to hit
Hit: 78, hit!
Kazuto takes 8 damage!
Kazuto is downed!
Lilian applies a Vulnerary to Kazuto!
Kazuto is healed for 5 HP!
(Shoes' hooves thunder!)
(Shoes has equine rage!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 91 to hit
Hit: 33, hit!
Gargoyle of Wrath D takes 9 damage!
Gargoyle of Wrath D retaliates!
Hit Rate: 68 to hit
Hit: 90, miss!
Shoes strikes again!
Hit Rate: 91 to hit
Hit: 100, miss!
Selene heals Kazuto!
Kazuto is healed for 19 HP!
Selene's allergies kick up!
Selene loses 5 HP!
Lilian initiates!And the poor gargoyle barely even knew what hit it.
Hit Rate: 91 to hit
Hit: 75, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
(Attack is super-effective!)
Gargoyle of Wrath D takes 54 damage!
Gargoyle of Wrath D is defeated!
42-1 heals Rosencrantz!
Rosencrantz is healed for 17 HP!
Live to Serve activates!
42-1 is healed for 8 HP!
Wide Lens activates!(https://i.postimg.cc/XJbZxHzV/rosencrantz-eyes-closed-exasperated.png)"Thanks, I owe you one. Wasn't too badly banged up, but you can never be too careful."
Jarvis is healed for 5 HP!
Vlad Performs Rosencrantz!Rosencrantz heads off to the treasure room to face his fate.
Rosencrantz may move again!
Minor Magus of Envy B initiates!
Hit Rate: 89 to hit
Hit: 99, miss!
Lilian retaliates!
Hit Rate: 91 to hit
Hit: 56, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Minor Magus of Envy B takes 42 damage!
Minor Magus of Envy B is defeated!
(https://i.imgur.com/8OkcaJ6.png)"And who was the one who just spent a minute laughing her ass off because "haha that's funny there's a Kirito and Asuna around here"?."(https://www.bilder-upload.eu/upload/5a2c85-1553980527.png) "And how can I not laugh about it? So many Revivians want to be as 'unique' and 'cool' as main SAO characters... and end up becoming generic and uninteresting precisely because they got what they wished for."
Serena heals Marcia!
Marcia regains 19 HP!
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: 90 to hit
Hit: 11, hit!
Crit: 8, critical!
Gargoyle of Wrath F takes 30 damage!
Gargoyle of Wrath F is defeated!
Keith regains 1 HP from Sanjuro!
(Jenkins seeks no fights!)He quite underestimates the power of an accomplished mage under the command of a Demon General.
(Jenkins fights for the sake of toenails!)
Jenkins initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Lautia takes 3 damage!
Lautia retaliates!
Hit Rate: 30 to hit
Hit: 1, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Jenkins takes 51 damage!
Jenkins is downed!
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
Yliss initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Minor Brute of Greed D takes 10 damage!
Minor Brute of Greed D retaliates!
Hit Rate: 29 to hit
Hit: 50, miss!
Yliss strikes again!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Crit: 3, critical!
Minor Brute of Greed D takes 30 damage!
Minor Brute of Greed D is defeated!
(Jarvis' wigglership is blossoming!)He avoids a spear to the head by dint of his head flopping around like one of those wiggling balloon men.
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 99 to hit
Hit: 21, hit!
Gargoyle of Wrath E takes 8 damage!
Gargoyle of Wrath E retaliates!
Hit Rate: 66 to hit
Hit: 91, miss!
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Crit: 2, critical!
Minor Brute of Greed E takes 36 damage!
Minor Brute of Greed E is defeated!
(Shoes' hooves thunder!)Left behind, there aren't even the remains of bones. Literally the only thing that you could use what Shoes left of the skeleton for is for fertilizer. And not even particularly good quality fertilizer, either.
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Crit: 3, critical!
Undead Swordsman F takes 36 damage!
Undead Swordsman F is defeated!
42-1 heals Selene!
Selene is healed for 10 HP!
Vlad performs Asuna and Keith!Lautia and Ardenta share a look, readying themselves for the final battle.
Asuna and Keith may move again!
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)A flurry of blades leaves Ardenta reeling, deep wounds leaking demonic ichor. Asuna's wrath cuts keen, but Ardenta cuts keener. Asuna leaves herself just open enough, her movements just slow enough even with the blessing of the goddess Serena that for a scant few seconds, she leaves a gap for Ardenta to strike.
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Crit: 12, critical!
Ardenta takes 24 damage!
Ardenta retaliates!
Hit Rate: 64 to hit
Hit: 9, hit!
Crit: 4, critical!
Asuna takes 45 damage!
Asuna is downed!
Keith initiates!Keith's first attempt at a hold misses. Ardenta manages to evade it, catching the vampire out of the corner of his eye. He doesn't, however, catch Asuna's fallen form.
Hit Rate: 89 to hit
Hit: 100, miss!
Keith strikes again!
Hit Rate: 89 to hit
Hit: 67, hit!
Crit: 3, critical!
Ardenta takes 33 damage!
Ardenta is defeated!
Asuna peeled herself off of the ground, a process that took a little while and a lot of grumbling, and only ended up being able to contribute to conversation after a good while.(https://i.imgur.com/L3fPZ3D.png)"Good. Then....we might not be friends, but at least MAYBE I might get a little less hate. I don't know what whacko mortals did to you here, but if it's a choice between maybe letting myself sleep at night without thinking I'll have my throat slit and facing my literal dragon mother, then I think I'll take my odds with the dragon mom. A gracious goddess like myself should have the priority of watching out for mortals, after all."
(https://i.imgur.com/VcSmyzo.png):"...getting my wish appealed, huh...? Yeah, I’d like that. Real talk though, I’d kinda be coming anyway... shredding shit is the only thing I’m really good at." Asuna sighed, and then looked at Keith. “Also, we TOTALLY could have fucked that other guy up.”
(https://i.imgur.com/utxmthC.png) "Manga... Computing engines... ..."(https://i.imgur.com/mCDSS2k.png)"Oh hell, it's a Revivian. Wait. Wait a second. I know you."
(https://i.imgur.com/yG8hxFb.png) "I see that you're a woman of culture as well."
In that moment, Asuna had a realization.(https://i.imgur.com/6bh9pGC.png)"Correction; I'm not a NEET like most of you Revivians. I actually have two jobs."
(https://i.imgur.com/VcSmyzo.png):"Oh my God... you’re a hikkiNEET."
(https://i.imgur.com/txPjepL.png) "So she is a recluse after all."(https://i.imgur.com/6bh9pGC.png)"Ugh. Those killjoys won't leave me alone. We got a potential untapped market in mortals and they just want to kill them all because 'oh, it's our destiny' and 'oh, mortals are just as bad as demons'. Ugh, give me a break. Can you tell them to go away? Lie to them for me, say nobody was here?"
(https://i.imgur.com/txPjepL.png)
She hands over the a bottle to the other people requesting them.
"We just fought off Mammon and Leviathan sent troops to find you. I trust you'd understand they have a greater interest in interrupting your reading than we. All we need are our adventurer licenses."
(https://i.imgur.com/txPjepL.png) "Also, I would like to request that the forces under your command be disciplined properly. They call themselves Servants of the Demon Lord yet lack both the grace and attire one would expect from a servant."
(https://i.imgur.com/t0YP8nn.png?1) "Well, ain't that just peachy. Now the MPPMH are also talking about 'mangas' and more Revivian nonsense."(https://i.imgur.com/6bh9pGC.png)"Well, you try finding something to do for three thousand years. After three thousand years, even you'd get tired of looking like that weird Wiggler that lives under Generia."
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/hsnv5latvh4e1ke/Smile.png?raw=1) "Good to meet you. Sorry about the boss. That's just... how she is."(https://i.imgur.com/oVdq9Ot.png)"I'm a goddess. My job is to smite demons. But....if they can make themselves useful, I suppose a goddess can be also merciful and forgiving."
(https://i.imgur.com/6bh9pGC.png)"Ugh. Those killjoys won't leave me alone. We got a potential untapped market in mortals and they just want to kill them all because 'oh, it's our destiny' and 'oh, mortals are just as bad as demons'. Ugh, give me a break. Can you tell them to go away? Lie to them for me, say nobody was here?"(https://i.imgur.com/txPjepL.png) "I would not be opposed to that. They said that they lost contact with you, perhaps if you could set up something like that golem but for your own communication channels we could all avoid such incidents in future."
(https://i.imgur.com/mCDSS2k.png)"And....I don't have servants. Here, at any rate. You'll have to take that up with Corporate, over in Kaisei. Still, cheers for the wine."
She does, in fact, take some prosecco.
(https://i.imgur.com/txPjepL.png) "I am unaware of how your communications channels function, but if it is an item or some such perhaps they are able to track it?"(https://i.imgur.com/mCDSS2k.png)"Alright. What do you have in mind? If you want me to take down my part of the barrier around Ultima, I'll do that if you keep Mammon off my back. Anything else? Intel, money, Clash of Legends summon tickets? I got plenty of connections and cash, I can get away easy. Still, it's a pain in the ass."
(https://i.imgur.com/Uo7rp9K.png) "At any rate, are you able to make your escape? If need be I would not mind being of assistance in that case."
(https://i.imgur.com/txPjepL.png) "As I see it, leaving you unperturbed would be best for us all. I'm sure we could come to some mutually beneficial arrangement on top of that anyhow."
(https://i.imgur.com/mCDSS2k.png)"Oh hell, it's a Revivian. Wait. Wait a second. I know you."(https://i.imgur.com/NOujhRk.png) "Precisely. It is good to see that I am reckognized. Then again, as it was in my previous life, it is only natural, only destiny, for people to reckognize the name, power and influence of..."
(https://i.imgur.com/7P6hOGV.png)"You're that chick who dumps hundreds of rhea every month whenever an Asteria alt comes out on Clash of Legends! KingCringeSon or whatever. Yeah."
(https://i.imgur.com/VcSmyzo.png):"Wait, wait, okay, I know it’s not super important right now, but... hundreds of rhea a month? God damn, girl, you have got the whale baaaad.."
(https://i.imgur.com/6bh9pGC.png)"[...]Lucifer's in Bastapa, destabiising the voting system, and therefore is probably screwing like five succubi at once instead[...]"(https://i.imgur.com/v2V7dCp.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/6bh9pGC.png)"[...]Asmodeus is in Midgardia, where she's got the most pull; thing about being the Queen of Succubi, you really get a lot of pull at dream brothels.[...]"(https://i.imgur.com/5nklHCn.png)
Keilee politely raises her hand to ask her question.(https://i.imgur.com/ypSfOtu.png)"Payments? That idiot old man I bribed to let me in here was supposed to pay them. I guess he must have gone on vacation with the money. Okay, I'll sign some checks, forge some signatures and those guys'll get paid. The King's coming back in a day from his honeymoon with his MILF of a wife, so I gotta bail anyway."
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/9t70c8qv4svp7yr/Regulartalk.png?raw=1)"Number one, do you know where payments for the adventurer's guild are? Number two, you've been here for a bit right? You know anything juicy going on? Like interesting secrets, locations of spare jewlery, stuff like that? Just in case we need to deal with another road block here..."
(https://i.imgur.com/7P6hOGV.png)"No, you're just one of my best customers. After all, I am the Guild of Trisitia."(https://i.imgur.com/ukSmWEj.png) "In that case, I have about a million complaints about Clash of Legends. It's a crappy game that only serves for titillation and turning people, especially children and teenagers, into gambling addicts. As the creator of the game, I hold you accountable for these irredeemable sins and demand compensation for your lack of transparency, over-reliance on flashy effect to sell what basically amounts to pretty pictures and yada yada yada."
(https://i.imgur.com/mCDSS2k.png) "And now that we've established who here is the superior in this relationship, is there anything else you people want?"(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "Aside from investing in this game of yours? MMHPM think so, unless you have a special map that shows specifically where we can find those MPMH demons."
(https://i.imgur.com/utxmthC.png) "... I believe everyone already said their piece? So yeah, nothing else from my side, either. Unless you actually found a decent manga to recommend."(https://i.imgur.com/mCDSS2k.png) "There's this one guy in Kaisei. Real genius. Got him to write the official yonkoma for Clash of Legends, and I'm a fan of his work. Excellent art, real open communication with the readers, best plot I've seen in three thousand years. Pretty sure he was a Revivian who wanted to make it as a big mangaka in Japan before he got hit by a car. A real shame, he probably would've made it big."
(https://i.imgur.com/txPjepL.png) "Speaking of which, how do you keep in touch with the rest of the organization anyhow?"(https://i.imgur.com/mCDSS2k.png) "Crystal tablet. I can give you the number, but they're not going to be helpful if you want to deal with the Demon Generals; I was very careful separating the Guild from, uh, the Demon Lord. He might be a little bit pissed off I'm trying to profit off the mortals I'm technically supposed to be killing."
(https://i.imgur.com/txPjepL.png) "Say... would you mind listing the lunch break times and such of each office you know of?"
(https://i.imgur.com/6bh9pGC.png)"[...]Lucifer's in Bastapa, destabiising the voting system, and therefore is probably screwing like five succubi at once instead[...]"(https://i.imgur.com/vd2LVs0.png)"...Or elves. Probably elves. Not succubi."
(https://i.imgur.com/6bh9pGC.png)"[...]Asmodeus is in Midgardia, where she's got the most pull; thing about being the Queen of Succubi, you really get a lot of pull at dream brothels.[...]"(https://i.imgur.com/vd2LVs0.png)"Do you know what she's doing there? Besides 'getting pull' whatever that means. I don't like the idea of her messing with our stuff..."
(https://i.imgur.com/mCDSS2k.png) "Well, in a bit, Wiggler-guy or whoever you are, we can grab some papers, I'll take you through 'em and I can make you a stockholder in the Guild of Trisitia."(https://i.imgur.com/4YNinE0.png?1) "That's a deal MPMHM."
(https://i.imgur.com/VcSmyzo.png):"Hmmm... Jarvis, on the subject of training... the generals pretty much all went to the Seven Kingdom Path countries, right? We just need to blunder our way across it like adventurers usually do and the asses we’ll inevitably have to kick left and right will get us trained enough."Jarvis shrugged at that thought.
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/z3tily22awfi95k/Neutral.png?raw=1) "Swear to fucking God, dude, I'm soooo sick of hearing that kind of shit. Bad enough I had to deal with it back on Earth, now I'm hearing it from the man who literally worships a giant dick and a fucking fujoshi. Keep me out of your sick little fantasies, you crazy woman."(https://i.imgur.com/mCDSS2k.png) "It's a joke, dude. Besides, you're not my type, so you don't have to worry that. Your goblin friend's better-looking, personally."
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/z3tily22awfi95k/Neutral.png?raw=1) "Swear to fucking God, dude, I'm soooo sick of hearing that kind of shit. Bad enough I had to deal with it back on Earth, now I'm hearing it from the man who literally worships a giant dick and a fucking fujoshi. Keep me out of your sick little fantasies, you crazy woman."(https://i.imgur.com/6peiCE5.png?1) "PPPFFPF, heheh, it is a joke."
(https://i.imgur.com/BebqGSC.png) "Not sure I feel comfortable being told by a Demon General I'm her type."Jarvis shrugged in response.
(https://i.imgur.com/yk8GBCc.png) "Then surely it would not be a problem to add such a clause then?"(https://i.imgur.com/oVdq9Ot.png) "....fine. But it won't happen anyway, so I don't know why you're so worried about it."
(https://i.imgur.com/yk8GBCc.png) "It would be an impossible condition to fulfill after all, yes?"
(https://i.postimg.cc/DZVV1MFs/ts421-default.png): "Are these prices more reasonable, sir? The cost of this iron sword is a mere 4.44-repeating% percent that of the one in the other store."(https://i.imgur.com/4YNinE0.png?1) "Yes, those are in MPMH reasonable prices. This IS the price for weapons like these, and if you are good on math, I might just have a task for MPMH."
Milly's eye widens at the proposition.(https://i.imgur.com/4YNinE0.png?1) "We are, there's a bunch of us. MPMH they are an odd bunch, so there's that."
(https://i.imgur.com/nL8iJMz.png) "W-wait, a wandering merchant? Are you guys....adventurers?"
(https://i.postimg.cc/DZVV1MFs/ts421-default.png): "I imagine the Annas must have ran them out of their businesses as well." How they had managed to do that with prices an order of magnitude greater than what Milly was charging, 42-1 couldn't begin to imagine. Still, economics was a completely new subject to him. "Have you given any thought as to how you will acquire new stock once you have left the settlement?"(https://i.imgur.com/AwAUPJi.png) "I'll just, uh, do what I normally do. I'll buy stock from s-some guys in the town, and sell it to you guys. I-I can't give you discounts, o-or anything like that; sorry, but I have to make money too."
Scared by her divine (or, probably, demonic) luck, Yliss decides to actually take a walk through town, seeing if anything of interest happens somewhere.Yliss, possibly, might run into Jarvis and 42-1 talking to a short, young woman with a massive backpack bursting to the seams with mercantile wares.
(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "Ah, yes Milly MMPMH something I wanted to ask you about. Do you have one of those crystal tablet MPMH? Those might help us to keep in contact whenever you go around looking for new supplies."(https://i.imgur.com/5CQbu7w.png) "I, uh, I actually do, yes."
(https://i.imgur.com/t0YP8nn.png?1) "Are MPMH just going to pretend you didn't hear my words?"(https://i.imgur.com/ukSmWEj.png) "Don't worry, I heard you."
Keilee doesn't say anything, instead proudly displaying the belt in frontof Keith's face.
(https://i.postimg.cc/DZVV1MFs/ts421-default.png): "None taken, ma'am. He created me to serve him for the rest of his life, so he only taught me what was necessary. Perhaps he intended to get around to rhea eventually." The stuffed-animal man caught up around that moment.
(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "Ah, MPMH see you are trying to teach 42 about rhea too. His master had a bit of MMPHM unfortunate event, so he didn't exactly have time to teach him much."Milly looks thoughtfully for a moment.
She turned to her sister and spoke very quietly.
"So. Lot of money. Really dangerous, but also a lot of adventure. You in?" She really hoped she bit on the adventure bit, even if she was probably unaware how deep in the hole they were.
Shoes, seemingly having nothing to contribute at the moment, simply stared intensely at Serena, a bloodlust sitting behind his eyes that did not belong on an herbivore. At least, until Marcia addressed the horse, at which point he stamped his feet, shook his head a particular way, and snorted before returning to his glare.(https://i.imgur.com/W2tlZbo.png) "You know, that horse of yours is kinda cute....Marcia. Yes, definitely your name. Does he like sugar cubes or apples?"
"Sure thing Selene~ Let's do this thing, it should be fun! Oh... we need a new party name though... Seems like Mister 2-Swords left... I think? I don't remember what he looked like honestly. Horribly plain and generic if ya ask me. Oh but besides we have so many new friends. And a couple weirdos! But mostly friends, and the weirdos can be Friendos!" The fiery haired demoness leapt on her sister with a great big hug as she did this. The kind your elder sibling did on purpose to embarrass you in public. Only in Lilian's case she didn't know such as thing could be perceived that way. She was much too lost in her new found excitement.Kazuto glares at Lilian from across the bar, his pint glass clanking on the wooden countertop.
(https://i.imgur.com/SNM4zAB.png) "No. I would like my payment in the form of your toe gnail clippings." There was a moment of silence following this statement, then Gnome Jenkins continued. "As the only likely buyer of such a commodity, I can reasonably set a fair quantity. Let us say a filled barrel."(https://i.imgur.com/L3fPZ3D.png) "Of course, a goddess like myself can always make accomodations for-"
(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "Having more people willing to MPMH 42 is always welcome. Possibly taking turns teaching him a thing or two."
(https://i.imgur.com/cik3JpG.png) "I can't change my entire personality in a single day, guess I'm still crap with compliments... But yeah, it was supposed to be one, Milly. Sorry."(https://i.imgur.com/5CQbu7w.png) "A-always happy to help. I always wanted to be a teacher, y-you know...."
"There's gno gneed for gname-calling." There was a little need. "And you would hardly ask why anyone would want their own, more pedestrian payments. It's gnone of your business."(https://i.imgur.com/f4DwkuI.png) "Of course it's my business what you do with my toenails! In what world isn't it my business?"
Milly looks thoughtfully for a moment.Something rare occurred: 42-1's face lost its usual expression of polite indifference and instead looked slightly puzzled.
(https://i.imgur.com/JtKkXev.png) "That simply won't...d-do."
(https://i.imgur.com/5CQbu7w.png) "....w-what would you say to me, um, teaching you about things?"
(https://i.imgur.com/PcHrN6n.png) "...unless you want to change your desired payment."
(https://i.imgur.com/JtKkXev.png) "I need money to put myself through teaching school....s-so I used to do odd jobs before I became a merchant full-time."(https://i.imgur.com/utxmthC.png) "I see..."
(https://i.postimg.cc/DZVV1MFs/ts421-default.png): "You wish to teach me things? I suppose I have no objections, but what sort of things would you teach?"(https://i.imgur.com/9DPlnj7.png) "A-anything you might like, of course. T-there's always things you might need to know, like how rhea works, how a-adventuring works or....sports. Yes."
(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "I see, but MPMH worry. At least you will be doing some teaching here, and MPMH course we intend to assist you by buying those weapons."(https://i.imgur.com/mZqt9Gs.png) "T-thanks. Of course, t-that would need you guys to, uh, decide what you want..."
(https://i.imgur.com/SNM4zAB.png) "Very well, these terms are acceptable to me. I look forward to working for you."(https://i.imgur.com/W2tlZbo.png) "A goddess like myself is always looking for faithful servants like you to recruit her cause."
Shoes, on being referred to as Marcia's horse, rears up, hooves very nearly clipping Serena in the process. He glares at the woman for a moment before snorting and shaking his head once.
(https://i.imgur.com/zNsMRJ0.png) "Allow me to make this very clear Serena."(https://i.imgur.com/oK7qk1I.png) "Y-yes, of course, he's nobody's horse! H-he can have all the sugar cubes he wants i-if he leaves me alone just don't hurt meeeeee!"
(https://i.imgur.com/zNsMRJ0.png) "He is not my horse nor is he anyone else's horse."
(https://i.imgur.com/zNsMRJ0.png) "I would suggest you remember that."
Milly frowns.(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "Unfortunately, MMHPM. She is just like that."
(https://i.imgur.com/9DPlnj7.png) "Is the woman with the green hair the one claiming to be Serena?"
Milly, for a fraction of a second, has an odd look in her eyes and an unreadable expression.Jarvis gave a lazy shrug in response.
(https://i.imgur.com/9DPlnj7.png) "I.....see. And.....she's the one leading the operation."
(https://i.imgur.com/AwAUPJi.png) "....there are....worse things. She can't be all that bad."
42-1 looked between Serena and Yliss, then turned to Milly.
(https://i.postimg.cc/DZVV1MFs/ts421-default.png): "What is sushi?"
(https://i.imgur.com/E70ioZd.png)What is it? I guess they do something special with the fish." Lilian had a strange sparkle in her eye, she wasn't actively showing it but she was practically vibrating with excitement, something Selene could very much feel at the moment.(https://i.imgur.com/nL8iJMz.png) "O-oh! Um....I didn't think there'd be more of you...."
(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "Big ego aside and a few other MPMH, she is fine. I am not sure what are the 'standards' for gods, but she at least isn't MPMHM around wrecking things, so that's good enough."(https://i.imgur.com/M4tFa0k.png) "I....I see. At least that's.....reassuring?"
Keilee had mostly been trying to ignore and be ignored by the rest, partly because she was happy just being around Keith, and partly because she didn't want to be involved in the toenails stuff. But, when Serena mentioned making fish, she realized that she had a question that she just had to have an answer too.(https://i.imgur.com/ZHPSf2E.png) "Yes, making fish is a miracle I can do, what is it you want?"
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/9t70c8qv4svp7yr/Regulartalk.png?raw=1)"Um, Miss Serena, you said you made fish right? Do you mind if I ask you a question?"
(https://i.imgur.com/5CQbu7w.png) "It's essentially vinegared rice and raw fish served together. Sometimes, people roll it up into long rolls with some seaweed and serve it with vegetables and sometimes they just serve the rice and fish."(https://i.imgur.com/TeNtfoB.png) "Haaaaaah... Stop describing it... Now I'm hungry..."
(https://i.imgur.com/mZqt9Gs.png) "Sometimes they even serve it with this other Revivian thing called tofu or even sweetened eggs."
(https://i.imgur.com/M4tFa0k.png) "And I haven't eaten in a week either..."(https://i.imgur.com/Dj2HZvr.png) "You what?!"
(https://i.imgur.com/ZHPSf2E.png) "Yes, making fish is a miracle I can do, what is it you want?"(https://www.dropbox.com/s/iy63ok2lsqwuktf/SeriousTalk.png?raw=1)"Do fish have feelings?"
Ever wonder why you require an Emblem to travel between Kingdoms? Ever ask the question why we need Emblems? Do you know the significance of the Emblems? If you've ever asked yourself these questions and more, this pamphlet is for you.
History of the Emblems:
For the five hundred years, the Emblem system has been used to ensure the readiness of adventurers throughout Generia. Prior to the Emblem system, many adventurers were unproven to be skilled, and so often took dangerous jobs beyond their skill level and endangered both themselves and civilians during taking these quests. The Penultia Salt Mine Fire Incident of 2812 sparked a reform in adventurer qualifications as the public demanded that adventurers be proven competent enough to take on difficult quests by the Adventurer Guilds, who faced immense pressure to qualify adventurers for quests in difficult areas. The Guilds introduced Emblems in 2830 as a test of basic adventuring competence.
How Emblems Work:
Any prospective adventurer or adventurer group that graduates from any adventurer school in Generia is only given an Adventurer Card, proving their basic training had been completed. Each Kingdom's Guild has the responsibility to ensure any trainee adventurer is provided with a quest at their skill level to ensure that their capabilities are accurately tested and that they are not in undue danger. For more information, consult The Adventurer Code.
To earn Emblems, adventurers must either be given a quest by the local Adventurer Guild or complete a task of high importance to an equivalent authority, such as the local ruler, trade union, other, fully-qualified adventurers or other equivalent authorities. Upon successful completion, the Guild will hand out an Emblem to the adventurer or adventuring party in addition to the rewards due for that quest. The other authorities permitted to hand out Emblems are the Crown authorities of the Kingdom and other individuals or groups with Guild accreditation for awarding Emblems; adventurers may apply for the right to hand out Emblems after completion of the Seven Kingdom Path.
Each Kingdom's border prevents adventurers without the appropriate Emblem from entering on adventuring business until they have earned the right Emblem. For Adventurers using air or sea transport, their Emblems are checked before and after arrival. Unauthorised entry can lead to penalties such as fines or imprisonment, as can entering Kingdoms on false pretenses to do adventuring duties. All Kingdoms of the Seven Kingdom Path must provide an Emblem to an adventurer or adventurer party before the adventurer can be certified as a fully trained adventurer. Upon acquisition of Penultia's Emblem, adventurers must do one more mission, in any Kingdom, deemed of high importance, to earn the final Adventurer Emblem marking them as a fully trained adventurer with full access to any Kingdom for adventuring purposes as well as awarding them full benefits and protections with the Adventurer Guilds.
Level of Qualification:
Basic: No Emblems acquired, marking the adventurer as completely new to adventuring. This entitles the adventurer to take on Basic-level Quests and Emergency Quests.
Begnin: The Water Emblem, dedicated to the Goddess Serena. Awarded for successful completion of quests in Begnin, the Water Emblem marks the possessor as an amateur, not ready for the highest quests but proven capable of adventuring. This awards passage to Bastapa and basic access to any Adventurer Guild in Generia as well as Bronze-level Quests.
Bastapa: The Chaos Emblem, dedicated to the Goddess Discordia. Awarded for successful completion of quests in Bastapa. This awards passage to Wybernia.
Wybernia: The Wind Emblem, dedicated to the Goddess Borea. Awarded for successful completion of quests in Wybernia. This awards passage to Midgardia.
Midgardia: The Light Emblem, dedicated to the Goddess Freya. Awarded for successful completion of quests in Midgardia. This awards passage to Blobbonia. In addition, this also entitles adventurers to requisition assistance from other adventurers in the area if necessary through the Guild system and to take on Silver-level Quests.
Blobbonia: The Earth Emblem, dedicated to the Goddess Gaia. Awarded for successful completion of quests in Blobbonia. This awards passage to Kaisei.
Kaisei: The Order Emblem, dedicated to the Goddess Rhea. Awarded for successful completion of quests in Kaisei. This awards passage to Penultia.
Penultia: The Thunder Emblem, dedicated to the Goddess Megara. Awarded for successful completion of quests in Penultia. This awards access to all Kingdoms in Generia as adventurers, full access to any Adventurer Guild, access to Gold-level Quests and permissions to join raids towards Ultima.
Final: The Fire Emblem, dedicated to the Goddess Pyra. Awarded for completion of the Adventurer Trials. This awards access to Superior-level Quests, as well as the ability to become Guild-accredited Mentor Adventurers (legally permitted to award Emblems when appropriate) and Guild Masters (allowing one to establish Guild branches in whatever country they please with permission from the country's Guild). This also denotes that the owner is a fully-trained and highly experienced adventurer.
What to Do After Earning Your Emblems:
So, what now? You've earned your Emblems, proven your mettle to Generia as the best and brightest adventurers in the world and proven your talents to everyone. What do you do now? There is always the option to continue adventuring as you are, saving the world one quest at a time. For the more ambitious, those seeking a career change or people who just want to try their hand at different things, here are some suggestions:
Join the Front Line: There are always people attempting to break the barriers to fight the Demon Lord and keep the Demon Lord's forces away from Generia. You can continue to test your mettle by joining raids on the Demon Lord's domain.
Field Adventurer Mentoring: You can use your talents to train other adventurers in the same way you are, allowing you to accompany less-skilled parties, train them in adventuring, hone their skills and with permission from the local Guild, give them Emblems.
Guild Mastery: Perhaps you'd like to help organise adventurers in your area. By applying to become a Guild Master, you can establish a new branch and Guildhall, allowing you to establish a place for adventurers to meet at, take missions, trade, socialise and form parties of their own.
Further Specialization: Perhaps you'd like to be come a Monster Hunter? A Demon Slayer? Or something else? Completing a further course at any accredited Adventurer Academy will permit you to become a more specialised adventurer in any field you wish.
What else?: The sky's the limit for any adventurer in Generia. With your talents, most people in Generia will be seeking your experience, talents and skills in any line of work that they might be looking for, from working at the Adventurer Academies to joining the country militaries.
(https://i.imgur.com/vd2LVs0.png)"Well... one million rhea is a lot of money. We were kiiinda in there because of some money issues that got out of hand, and my sister and I are kinda broke. So, some lady comes along offering a million rhea? Best case, we get the money, worst case we take her to court for fraud and get the money that way. You know if she's really a goddess? Like. that demon general didn't really dispute her claim, but someone like that?"
(https://i.postimg.cc/DZVV1MFs/ts421-default.png): "With all due respect, ma'am, I am in no position to judge whether Miss Serena is a goddess or not. You all seem equally strange to me - or perhaps I am the strange one and you all are normal." Which wasn't to say that the homunculus didn't have his own doubts about Serena's alleged divinity, but it really wasn't his place to say such things to one who was not his Master.(https://i.imgur.com/vd2LVs0.png)"Yeah, I guess. The evidence is there. But... really, that's a goddess? She's the kind of person they try and take donations for?"
(https://i.postimg.cc/DZVV1MFs/ts421-default.png): "For what it is worth, I did witness her conjuring seafood out of thin air not long ago. I do not know if she summoned or created it, but there certainly appeared to be some sort of magic involved."
(https://i.imgur.com/vd2LVs0.png)"Yeah, I guess. The evidence is there. But... really, that's a goddess? She's the kind of person they try and take donations for?"(https://i.imgur.com/f4DwkuI.png) "I'm right here, you know."
(https://i.imgur.com/f4DwkuI.png) "I'm right here, you know."
(https://i.imgur.com/NkxJpdn.png) "Less pessimistic, per se, and more....confused. This....wasn't at all what I'd expected being an adventurer to be like, and we haven't even gotten past Begnin yet."(https://i.imgur.com/5PUD9Uo.png):"Oh yeah, this shit has been beyond nuts, there's no question about that."
Rosencrantz shrugged, taking a sip of his own beer.
(https://i.imgur.com/CiBhCxt.png) "I dunno. I am happy with what we got today, but....well, I'll be honest, the whole thing with Belphegor slipping us a freebie? I'm pretty sure that's the first break I've caught in a long, long time, next to you guys taking me in, of course."
(https://i.imgur.com/0e6T5Ec.png) "I suppose I'm just a little....paranoid something's going to happen to take that away, like Gil always ended up doing."
"Ah, it's great to have friends~ Like actual friends, I don't think regulars at the Stardust count... not that I'd wanna be friends with half the club's customers anyway."(https://i.imgur.com/xUp3RUZ.png) "Well, we just met, but... Yeah, I guess we can be friends? Ehehehe..."
"Seems there's a good rapport in this little group ya got here Yliss~ and I'll look forward ta pickin' that brain of yours if there's tidbits like that in there from your talks with this fella."(https://i.imgur.com/Oo57PwO.png) "Weeeeell... If you really are interested in Revivian stuff, I guess it can't hurt."
"Hey, Yliss, if I'mma goin' with you folks... is there anywhere I can get some medical supplies? I dabble a bit, make a few concoctions here and there. People have said I've a knack for making cure for what ails them.~ Perhaps I could use those talents ta help you guys! In fact my healing is why grumpy butt over there's still walkin'."(https://i.imgur.com/utxmthC.png) "Well, we have Milly over there as our personal traveling merchant now, maybe she has something like that. Although it seems like 42-1 has the shopping list covered."
(https://i.imgur.com/E70ioZd.png)(https://i.imgur.com/mZqt9Gs.png) "I'd imagine y-you used to make a lot of easy money running a dream brothel, so it's not like you needed to do much, right?"
Lilian couldn't help but see all the bustling business around and feel a bit at home... though she knew hers probably couldn't be plied here. Probably anyway, her homeland seemed to be the only place Dream Brothels were common sight anyway. She heard the little merchant girl's woes, she knew a thing or two about such business purchases. "I don't think there's anything wrong with such a purchase, transportation is important after all~ Maybe not so... fancy but that has paid off for us now. Perhaps it wasn't great at the time, but it has paid off now! I think it was a wonderful investment as a result~"
Lilian was ever the positive one, her sister knowing that well. She was the type that believed what she was saying as well, she was probably one of the most genuine people out there. She never truly had the capacity to say anything other than what her heart or mind felt. It was both genuinely charming and useful... but also a problem time and again. "At least you're business acumen will be useful to us as well sweetie~ Not like I've learned much useful to us from running a dream brothel." she said as if that was a normal business just anyone would run.
Keilee shrugs.(https://i.imgur.com/CFUEJTc.png) "Damn, reminds me of that time two years ago when me and Gil were homeless. Holy crap."
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/9t70c8qv4svp7yr/Regulartalk.png?raw=1) "Oh, I just eat whatever I can get my hands on. Forage some berries here, find some bread in the trash there... one time someone offered to trade me food some helping him with something but you and Vlad scared him off I guess."
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/9t70c8qv4svp7yr/Regulartalk.png?raw=1) "Oh, I just eat whatever I can get my hands on. Forage some berries here, find some bread in the trash there... one time someone offered to trade me food some helping him with something but you and Vlad scared him off I guess."
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/9t70c8qv4svp7yr/Regulartalk.png?raw=1) "Oh, I just eat whatever I can get my hands on. Forage some berries here, find some bread in the trash there... one time someone offered to trade me food some helping him with something but you and Vlad scared him off I guess."Yliss froze in place for a moment before looking at Keilee.
Milly would have turned around just in time to see Marcia stand back up, dust herself off, and immediately strip away off skirt.A loud, embarassed squeal from Milly ensues, along with her covering her eyes and darting back to the front.
(https://i.imgur.com/nRJGNaB.png) How embarrassing...
Selene, in response to all the... things, going on around her, didn't say anything. She just took the cap off her flask and started drinking something that probably wasn't water.(https://i.imgur.com/CiBhCxt.png) "....you too, huh?"
(https://i.imgur.com/CiBhCxt.png) "....you too, huh?"(https://i.imgur.com/vd2LVs0.png)"...I'm used to it, usually. But from one person, not ten."
Moving over towards the pantry Marcia picks up a glass of Cape Carp and offers it to the girl drinking from the flask.Selene shrugged.
(https://i.imgur.com/txPjepL.png) "A drink dear lady?"
(https://i.imgur.com/CFUEJTc.png) "Yeah, don't I know it. Don't think we've had a proper chance to chat in this mess."
The last one raised an eyebrow.(https://i.imgur.com/hGDwC1R.png) "I warned him like a hundred times, he didn't listen. He figured two hundred rhea was worth the trouble. He was caught up in a LOT of shit; gambling, failed investments, selling crappy male enhancement drugs. That kind of thing."
(https://i.imgur.com/vd2LVs0.png)"What kinda bullshit was he involved in that kidnapping seemed profitable? Best that's going to get you is less than stellar room and board on behalf of the nearest guards."
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/jf5gnd9ultn71im/LOL.png?raw=1) "Imagine people thinking you're a dude for centuries!"(https://i.imgur.com/Dj2HZvr.png) "I..."
Selene nearly spit out her drink, but kept it down.(https://i.imgur.com/hGDwC1R.png) "What do you think I told him? I did warn him, a lot, his obsession with getting rich quick was going to get him in trouble. He didn't listen. Not like our other brother; he's actually working back home as an accountant."
(https://i.imgur.com/vd2LVs0.png)"H-He was going to kidnap someone... for 200 rhea? I could make more than that for a week of washing dishes! Did he not even consider getting a job?"
Around Jarvis is nothing but forest, forest and more forest. A signpost saying that a designated campsite, the Sheila Vega Memorial Campground, is within about two miles of the post, is planted on the right side of the road, along with arrows pointing in the directions of Primero, Morcia, Govitz and back to Chilcenne. The distant smell of small Wiggler droppings is in the air.Jarvis just brushed off his armor and kept his attention and interest on the thing he was planned to do, without caring much about the mess behind him this time around-There was only so much parenting someone could do before stopping to care and that threshold was already reached. At that point finding some hunters would be a godsend to finally get him back on that adventurous pace he had before all of...This. Unfortunately no signal of them for now-But that smell did make him turn his head around for a moment pondering.
There are no signs of Wiggler hunters nearby.
(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "Oh, my MPMH. Well, we are on our way to deal with the next Demon General and all of that, but well-This shitshow is getting to me."(https://i.imgur.com/ypSfOtu.png) "Yeah? Put it down there. Don't break the engine! I need that engine, it's my moneymaker!"
(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "You said you had been putting up with MPMH for a long time, how can you focus on your work with so much crap happening? I still want to become a proper monster hunter with title and all of that, but I am not sure I can't take all this MPMPMH."
(https://i.postimg.cc/DZVV1MFs/ts421-default.png): "...Perhaps some calming tea? Ladies and gentlemen?"
It was all the homunculus could think to do.
(https://i.imgur.com/YSg9nsF.png) "Corpse disposal requires pigs and a saw."(https://i.imgur.com/BebqGSC.png) "....okay, then."
(https://i.imgur.com/Oo57PwO.png) "Do you like getting patted, Mr. Blobbington?"(https://i.imgur.com/gddWEEh.png) "yis"
(https://i.imgur.com/zNsMRJ0.png) "Nonsense! A proper servant should be more than capable of disposing of such unpleasantries. Is this really what they teach servants nowadays? I suppose that would explain the state of that wretched flock in service of the Demon Lord..."(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "Yeeeah, I think MPMHM 'servants' never reach that point. Unless you are working for someone who clearly is evil and desires to have a maid that does the dirty work for them. Pretty sure if you went around asking for other maid to MMPM that, they would freak out."
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/67uj2eijwyijvi5/stacked.png?raw=1) "How about we throw some suggestions at you, and you decide what you want your name to be? For starters, what about Orion, or Cepheus?"(https://i.imgur.com/utxmthC.png) "... I could go the tacky route with stuff like James, Jonathan or Alfred... But I guess Greek mythology is also decent, always sounds dignified."
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(https://i.imgur.com/5PUD9Uo.png):"It's certainly one of those, heh."(https://i.imgur.com/CLIjUec.png) "Actually, can I have a minute with you in private?"
(https://i.imgur.com/YSg9nsF.png) "But of course; Allegiance, background, it matters not ;a servant is a servant and should always conduct oneself as such."(https://i.imgur.com/IY2zd2Z.png) "I could not agree more, ma'am. The savages who call themselves servants of the Demon Lord have much to be ashamed about, among other things."
(https://i.imgur.com/txPjepL.png) "Yet such sentiments seem scarce as of late."
-snip-
(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "Truly unfortunate how MPMH many of them judge you based on your appearance. Bunch of picky MPMH if you ask me, adventurers should stick together."(https://i.imgur.com/v77YtWo.png) Yeah, agreed, adventurers should stick together. Now act like your sermon means something to you, you big Wiggler fu...
Asuna whipped out her sword without much hesitation.(https://i.imgur.com/IY2zd2Z.png) "No offense taken, ma'am. I was one of those among my people against the invasion of Generia. The whole endeavour was and continues to be a waste of time, if I may be so blunt."
(https://i.imgur.com/jP7Tsoc.png):"Let's kick some ass! Come on, if we can beat the fuck out of an entire demonic incursion force --er, uh, no offense, Andras-- then we can beat the hell out of some monsters too!"
(Jenkins fights for the sake of toenails!)
(Duelist triggers! +3 DMG)
Jenkins inititates!
Hit Rate: 87 to hit
Hit: 17, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Lesser Falkar C takes 45 damage!
Lesser Falkar C is defeated!
(Marcia's Support activates!)Shoes gets away with a nice extra toasty coat of hair and his pride dented.
(Shoes' hooves thunder!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 84 to hit
Hit: 96, miss!
Great Falkar retaliates!
Hit Rate: 76 to hit
Hit: 22, hit!
Shoes takes 11 damage!
Vlad performs Keith and Yliss!
Keith and Yliss may move again!
(Yliss festily flies to the fight!)
Yliss initiates!
Hit Rate: 93 to hit
Hit: 81, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Lesser Falkar I takes 33 damage!
Lesser Falkar I is defeated!
(Yliss' Support activates!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: 96 to hit
Hit: 10, hit!
Lesser Falkar H takes 13 damage!
Keith strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 96 to hit
Hit: 8, hit
Lesser Falkar H takes 13 damage!
Lesser Falkar H is defeated!
42-1 heals Shoes!~Allies' Phase~
Shoes regains 20 HP!
(Terrorslayer's Daunt activates!)Still, one Falkar's down, for all their trouble.
(Terrorslayer is overextended...)
(Terroslayer's Duelist activates! +3 DMG)
Terrorslayer initiates!
Hit Rate: 81 to hit
Hit: 19, hit!
Lesser Falkar S takes 11 damage!
Lesser Falkar S retaliates!
Hit Rate: 83 to hit
Hit: 56, hit!
Terrorslayer takes 13 damage!
Terrorslayer strikes again!
(Terrorslayer has a score to settle!)
Hit Rate: 81 to hit
Hit: 18, hit!
Critical: 12, crit!
Lesser Falkar S takes 33 damage!
Lesser Falkar S is defeated!
Keilee loses 4 HP from Squeamish!
(Terrorslayer's Daunt activates!)Another Falkar goes down, but merely (for the moment) asleep.
Andras initiates!
Hit Rate: 71 to hit
Hit: 43, hit!
Lesser Falkar T takes 17 damage!
Lesser Falkar T is put to sleep!
(Jenkins can't enjoy his hobby in private...)
(Jenkins fights for the sake of toenails!)
(Jenkins' Duelist activates! +3 DMG)
Great Falkar initiates!
Hit Rate: 67 to hit
Hit: 65, hit!
Jenkins takes 15 damage!
Jenkins retaliates!
Hit Rate: 65 to hit
Hit: 79, miss!
Lesser Falkar O initiates!
Hit Rate: 68 to hit
Hit: 65, hit!
Rena takes 8 damage!
Rena retaliates!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 62, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Lesser Falkar O takes 111 damage!
Lesser Falkar O is defeated!
Keilee loses 4 HP from Squeamish!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
Lesser Falkar G initiates!
Hit Rate: 70 to hit
Hit: 94, miss!
Vlad cannot retaliate!
(Keith's Support activates!)
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
(Leaf on the Wind activates!)
Lesser Falkar J initiates!
Hit Rate: 3 to hit
Hit: 81, miss!
Yliss retaliates!
Hit Rate: 95 to hit!
Hit: 100, miss!
(Yliss' Support activates!)
Lesser Falkar F initiates!
Hit Rate: 42 to hit
Hit: 8, hit!
Keith takes 7 damage!
Keith retaliates!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
Hit: 85, hit!
Lesser Falkar F takes 13 damage!
Keith strikes again!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
Hit: 89 to hit
Lesser Falkar F takes 13 damage!
Lesser Falkar F is defeated!
Keith regains 5 HP due to Sanjuro!
Keilee loses 4 HP from Squeamish!
(Yliss' Support activates!)
Lesser Falkar E initiates!
Hit Rate: 42 to hit
Hit: 21, hit!
Keith takes 7 damage!
Keith retaliates!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
Hit: 30, hit!
Critical: 9, crit!
Lesser Falkar E takes 39 damage!
Lesser Falkar E is defeated!
Keith regains 5 HP due to Sanjuro!
Keilee loses 4 HP from Squeamish!
(Keilee is feeling good!)
Lesser Falkar Q initiates!
Hit Rate: 73 to hit
Hit: 38, hit!
Keilee takes 8 damage!
Keilee is downed!
Andras activates Guard!
(Terrorslayer's Daunt activates!)
(Terrorslayer is overextended...)
(Terrorslayer has a score to settle!)
Lesser Falkar T initiates!
Hit Rate: 83 to hit
Hit: 15, hit!
Andras takes 10 damage!
Terrorslayer retaliates!
Hit Rate: 81 to hit
Hit: 25, hit!
Lesser Falkar T takes 8 damage!
Terrorslayer strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 81 to hit
Hit: 97, miss!
(Jenkins can't enjoy his hobby in private...)
(Jenkins fights for the sake of toenails!)
(Jenkins' Duelist activates! +3 DMG)
Lesser Falkar D initiates!
Hit Rate: 49 to hit
Hit: 35, hit!
Jenkins takes 15 damage!
Jenkins is downed!
Marcia's Provoke activates!
(Marcia sets herself on fire!)
(Marcia is protected by a veil of fire!)
(Jarvis' Support activates!)
Lesser Falkar B inititates!
Hit Rate: 87 to hit
Hit: 27, hit!
Marcia takes 3 damage!
Marcia retaliates!
Hit Rate: 86 to hit
Hit: 21, hit!
Critical: 8, crit!
Lesser Falkar B takes 30 damage!
Lesser Falkar B is defeated!
Marcia regains 3 HP due to A Servant's Duty!
Marcia's Provoke activates!
(Marcia sets herself on fire!)
(Marcia is protected by a veil of fire!)
(Jarvis' Support activates!)
Lesser Falkar B inititates!
Hit Rate: 87 to hit
Hit: 75, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Marcia takes 9 damage!
Marcia retaliates!
Hit Rate: 86 to hit
Hit: 62, hit!
Critical: 7, crit!
Lesser Falkar B takes 30 damage!
Lesser Falkar A is defeated!
Marcia regains 5 HP due to A Servant's Duty!
Keith takes 2 damage from Imperfect Immaterialism!
(Yliss' Support activates!)
(Keith springs an ambush!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 5, crit!
Lesser Falkar J takes 42 damage!
Lesser Falkar J is defeated!
Keith regains 5 HP from Sanjuro!
(Jarvis' Support activates!)
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Great Falkar takes 12 damage!
Great Falkar retaliates!
Hit Rate: 40 to hit
Hit: 27, hit!
Asuna takes 17 damage!
(Wrath activates!)
Asuna retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Great Falkar takes 12 damage!
(Asuna's Support activates!)
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 78 to hit
Hit: 82, miss!
Great Falkar retaliates!
Hit Rate: 51 to hit
Hit: 2, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Jarvis takes 39 damage!
Jarvis is downed!
(https://i.imgur.com/MJ3aVnz.png) "Gee, if you're doing that for Keilee and it produces such results, then she really means a lot to you, I guess."
(https://i.imgur.com/ukSmWEj.png) "Keep calm, Keith."
(https://i.imgur.com/mYDtNI5.png) "Pretty sure we will all survive this, but still, just in case..."
(https://i.imgur.com/utxmthC.png) "Whatever happens, never lose that self-confident cocky smile of yours, Keith. As long as you have it, everything is possible."
Serena regains 1 HP from Self-Healing!
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
Yliss initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Lesser Falkar G takes 33 damage!
Lesser Falkar G is defeated!
Serena revives Keilee!
Keilee regains 10 HP!
(42-1 notices a leak!)
42-1 revives Jenkins!
Jenkins regains 13 HP!
(42-1 has failed as a butler...)
42-1 regains 1 HP from Live to Serve!
Lilian uses a Vulnerary on Keilee!
Keilee regains 10 HP!
Lilian initiates!
Hit Rate: 99 to hit
Hit: 100, miss!
Lesser Falkar Q cannot retaliate!
Rosencrantz initiates!
Hit Rate: 93 to hit
Hit: 13, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Lesser Falkar M takes 18 damage!
Lesser Falkar M cannot retaliate!
Rosencrantz strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 93 to hit
Hit: 3, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Lesser Falkar M takes 18 damage!
Lesser Falkar M is defeated!
Keilee loses 4 HP due to Squeamish!
(Milly rings the bell of a beginning!)
Milly initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Lesser Falkar N takes 79 damage!
Luna Rate: 19 to activate
Luna: 7
Luna activates!
Lesser Falkar N is defeated!
Keilee loses 4 HP due to Squeamish!
(Marcia's Support activates!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 99 to hit
Hit: 84, hit!
Critical: 18, crit!
Lesser Falkar L takes 27 damage!
Lesser Falkar L is defeated!
(Equine Rage activates!)
Keilee loses 4 HP due to Squeamish!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 6, hit!
Lesser Falkar P takes 33 damage!
Lesser Falkar P is defeated!
Keilee loses 4 HP due to Squeamish!
(Terrorslayer's Daunt activates!)
Hit Rate: 71 to hit
Hit: 8, hit!
Lesser Falkar T takes 17 damage!
Lesser Falkar T is defeated!
Keilee loses 4 HP due to Squeamish!
(Terrorslayer's Daunt activates!)
(Terrorslayer has a score to settle!)
Terrorslayer initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Lesser Falkar R takes 24 damage!
Lesser Falkar R is defeated!
(Keilee braces for impact!)
Lesser Falkar Q initiates!
Hit Rate: 71 to hit
Hit: 90, miss!
Keilee retaliates!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit
Hit: 43, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Lesser Falkar Q takes 42 damage!
Lesser Falkar Q is defeated!
(Jenkins wishes to enjoy his hobby in private....)
Lesser Falkar D initiates!
Hit Rate: 64 to hit
Hit: 28, hit!
Jenkins takes 11 damage!
Jenkins retaliates!
Hit Rate: 77 to hit
Hit: 56, hit!
Critical: 9, crit!
Lesser Falkar D takes 39 damage!
Lesser Falkar D is defeated!
Lesser Falkar K initiates!
Hit Rate: 60 to hit
Hit: 44, hit!
42-1 takes 13 damage!
Counter Rate: 19
Counter Chance: 3, success!
Lesser Falkar K takes 18 damage!
42-1 retaliates!
Hit Rate: 90 to hit
Hit: 48, hit!
Lesser Falkar K takes 3 damage!
Sundowner activates!
Asuna takes 7 damage!
42-1 takes 14 damage!
Great Falkar initiates!
Hit Rate: 74 to hit
Hit: 74, hit!
42-1 takes 6 damage!
42-1 is downed!
Marcia takes 6 damage from being on fire!
(Jenkins can't enjoy his hobby in private...)
Jenkins initiates!
Hit Rate: 65 to hit
Hit: 80, miss!
Great Falkar retaliates!
Hit Rate: 62 to hit
Hit: 79, miss!
(Jarvis' Support activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Marcia is on fire!)
(Marcia is protected by a veil of fire!)
Marcia initiates!
Hit Rate: 96 to hit
Hit: 9, hit!
Lesser Falkar K takes 10 damage!
Lesser Falkar K is defeated!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Asuna's Support activates!)
Rosencrantz initiates!
Hit Rate: 91 to hit
Hit: 61, hit!
Great Falkar takes 6 damage!
Great Falkar retaliates!
Hit Rate: 41 to hit
Hit: 55, miss!
(Selene is dedicated!)
Selene revives Jarvis!
Jarvis is healed for 11 HP!
Selene takes 6 damage from Demon Blood!
Vlad performs Jarvis!
Jarvis may move again!
(Asuna's Support activates!)The beast spirals to the ground, its innards crushed by the pressure caused by Jarvis piercing the intake, hot air scorching and crushing the Falkar's organs. It lets out one last mounrful roar before falling silent.
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 80 to hit
Hit: 80, hit!
Critical: 12, crit!
Great Falkar takes 39 damage!
Great Falkar is defeated!
(https://i.imgur.com/aCwUiwV.png) "H-here! I found some. I-I think."
22 vs. 50
40 vs. 67With a little bit of grit, and slightly more effort than he expects, Keith manages to beat his muscly partner in the hallowed arena of arm wrestling. Far from being disappointed, he seems upbeat about it, rubbing his arm as Keith claims his victory.
29 vs 29
7 vs. 6With a titanic effort, muscles visibly straining on both sides, Keith slowly, surely, vanquishes his opponent.
Milly touches a finger to her chin.(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "These are more than MPMHM "hats", but yes we MPMH them all the time."
(https://i.imgur.com/nL8iJMz.png) ".....d-do you always wear those hats?"
(https://i.imgur.com/EQkYHLU.png) "Good game, friend! As for the MMMPMH, of course, I heard that a few MMMPHM ago, so maybe it might be in a few weeks. I considered heading up, but....well, I don't want to leave my wife behind. She'd be disappointed, and Thaddeus Wigglerson will never make his wife cry."
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/jf5gnd9ultn71im/LOL.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/1gyaryvgcgds2nn/Keith20Stuff.txt?raw=1) "You're telling me!"Thaddeus pats Keith on the shoulder.
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/hsnv5latvh4e1ke/Smile.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/1gyaryvgcgds2nn/Keith20Stuff.txt?raw=1) "I'm gonna fix it, though. She deserves at least that much for putting up with whatever the hell I did."
-have sent your order for two barrels of explosive powder and primer cord.
-lease be careful with this powder. It is very volati-
Thank you so much for the money we desperately need. It's not easy to produce the stuff we do without funding -I had to sell off a prototype of mine for funding- and even an order for some things like these is very-
If you're ever in Wybernia, we could talk about it further? Thank you again, Josephine, and please send my regards to the person who recommended me to you!
- Regards,
Marta Kowalski
Keith raised an eyebrow.Keith swears he could see Thaddeus raise his eyebrow.
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/z3tily22awfi95k/Neutral.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/1gyaryvgcgds2nn/Keith20Stuff.txt?raw=1) "I don't follow."
(https://i.imgur.com/t0YP8nn.png?1) "Just how MPMH times will I have to say threatening is not a way to negotiate? I do apologize for their 'eagerness', I am sure this is not the first MPMH you had people thinking they can beat you up easy peasy."(https://i.imgur.com/dqiUyTu.png) "Trust me, you would notice if I threaten someone, Jarvis."
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(Yliss' Support activates!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
Hit: 73, hit!
Wrestling Hooligan G takes 14 damage!
Keith strikes again!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
Hit: 34, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Wrestling Hooligan G takes 56 damage!
Wrestling Hooligan G is defeated!
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
Yliss initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Furious Groupie D takes 49 damage!
Furious Groupie D is defeated!
(Momomtarou has a burning momentum!)
Momotarou initiates!
Hit Rate: 82 to hit
Hit: 80, hit!
Wrestling Hooligan C takes 12 damage!
Wrestling Hooligan C retaliates!
Hit Rate: 67 to hit
Hit: 92, miss!
(Jenkins can't enjoy his hobby in private...)Asuna does what she does best. Which is to say, utterly wreck a man.
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Jenkins' Duelist activates!)
Jenkins initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Wrestling Hooligan C takes 11 damage!
Wrestling Hooligan C retaliates!
Hit Rate: 55 to hit
Hit: 13, hit!
Jenkins takes 10 damage!
(Rosencrantz' Support activates!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Furious Groupie E takes 13 damage!
Furious Groupie E retaliates!
Hit Rate: 51 to hit
Hit: 92, miss!
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelelvant
Hit: Autohit!
Furious Groupie E takes 13 damage!
Furious Groupie E is defeated!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 92 to hit
Hit: 45, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Wrestling Hooligan C takes 44 damage!
Wrestling Hooligan C is defeated!
(Keilee braces for impact!)
(Keilee is feeling good!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
Keilee initiates!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit
Hit: 47, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Wrestling Hooligan H takes 52 damage!
Wrestling Hooligan H is defeated!
(Marcia is on fire!)
(Marcia is protected by a veil of fire!)
(Shoes' Support activates!)
Marcia initiates!
Hit Rate: 81 to hit
Hit: 13, hit!
Critical: 6, crit!
Wrestling Hooligan B takes 32 damage!
Wrestling Hooligan B is defeated!
42-1 initiates!
Hit Rate: 97 to hit
Hit: 36, hit!
Panicked Vendor C takes 5 damage!
Panicked Vendor C retaliates!
Hit Rate: 54 to hit
Hit: 57, miss!
42-1 strikes again!
Hit Rate: 97 to hit
Hit: 11, hit!
Panicked Vendor C takes 5 damage!
(Shoes' hooves thunder!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Panicked Vendor A takes 12 damage!
Vendor A retaliates!
Hit Rate: 60 to hit
Hit: 70, miss!
Shoes strikes again!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 12, crit!
Panicked Vendor A takes 46 damage!
Panicked Vendor A is defeated!
(Shoes has equine rage!)
Vlad Sings for Marcia and Shoes!
Marcia and Shoes may move again!
Serena heals Jenkins!
Jenkins gains 15 HP!
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(Marcia's Suppport activates!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 88 to hit
Hit: 3, hit!
Furious Groupie H takes 12 damage!
Groupie H retaliates!
Hit Rate: 61 to hit
Hit: 1, hit!
Shoes takes 6 damage!
(Lucifer sees what's his and takes it!)One move that Keith and Yliss recognise as a well-executed Japanese brainbuster (or an Western vertical suplex) and a man tipping over the barriers later and Lucifer seems rather impressed at himself.
Lucifer initiates!
Hit Rate: 96 to hit
Hit: 27, hit!
Panicked Vendor C takes 13 damage!
Lucifer strikes again!
Hit Rate: 96 to hit
Hit: 33, hit!
Critical: 6, crit!
Panicked Vendor C takes 49 damage!
Panicked Vendor C is defeated!
(Serena knows that all that glitters is gold!)(https://i.imgur.com/oK7qk1I.png) "Waaaah! Get her away from meeeeeee! Leave me alone, I don't WANNA hear you whining about Fabulous Freddy, or whoever that is!"
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Jenkins' Suppport activates!)
Groupie A initiates!
Hit Rate: 35 to hit
Hit: 45, miss!
Serena cannot retaliate!
(Shoes has equine rage!)It doesn't quite work.
(Marcia's Support activates!)
Groupie H initiates!
Hit Rate: 61 to hit
Hit: 32, hit!
Shoes takes 6 damage!
Shoes cannot retaliate!
Check: 1 to trigger
Roll: 1
Provocation successful!
(Marcia is on fire!)
(Marcia is protected by a veil of fire!)
(Shoes' Support activates!)
Hooligan A initiates!
Hit Rate: 92 to hit
Hit: 53, hit!
Marcia takes 2 damage!
Hooligan A strikes again!
Hit Rate: 92 to hit
Hit: 20, hit!
Marcia takes 2 damage!
Marcia retaliates!
Hit Rate: 81 to hit
Hit: 45, hit!
Hooligan A takes 12 damage!
Hooligan A is set on fire!
Check: 1 to trigger
Roll: 1
Provocation successful!
(Marcia is protected by a veil of fire!)
(Shoes' Support activates!)
Groupie G initiates!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 22, hit!
Marcia takes 12 damage!
Marcia's Evasion has been reduced by 10!
Marcia retaliates!
Hit Rate: 78 to hit
Hit: 4, hit!
Groupie G takes 8 damage!
Groupie G has been set on fire!
Groupie G retaliates!
Hit Rate: 95 to hit
Hit: 41, hit!
Marcia takes 12 damage!
Check: 1 to trigger
Roll: 1
Provocation successful!
(Marcia is on fire!)
(Marcia is protected by a veil of fire!)
(Shoes' Support activates!)
Hooligan L initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Marcia takes 2 damage!
Marcia is downed!
(Keilee braces for impact!)
(Keilee is feeling good!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
Hooligan F initiates!
Hit Rate: 71 to hit
Hit: 59, hit!
Keilee takes 4 damage!
Keilee retaliates!
Hit Rate: 62 to hit
Hit: 81, miss!
(Keilee braces for impact!)
(Keilee is feeling good!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
Groupie C initiates!
Hit Rate: 64 to hit
Hit: 11, hit!
Keilee takes 2 damage!
Keilee's Evasion has been reduced by 10!
Keilee retaliates!
Hit Rate: 59 to hit
Hit: 20, hit!
Groupie C takes 14 damage!
(Asuna's Support activates!)
Hooligan I initiates!
Hit Rate: 60 to hit
Hit: 64, miss!
Rosencrantz retaliates!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 81, hit!
Hooligan I takes 7 damage!
(Asuna's Support activates!)(https://i.imgur.com/hGDwC1R.png) "Of all the things to...."
Groupie F initiates!
Hit Rate: 58 to hit
Hit: 29, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Rosencrantz takes 45 damage!
Rosencrantz is downed!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Momotarou's Shuffle activates!)
Momotarou initiates!
Hit Rate: 91 to hit
Hit: 25, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Furious Groupie A takes 46 damage!
Furious Groupie A is defeated!
(Jenkins doesn't seek to fight!)For his efforts, as the groupie flees with a limp and screaming for her mother, Jenkins is rewarded with five perfectly shaped nail clippings.
(Jenkins wouldn't lose for the sake of toenails!)
Jenkins initiates!
Hit Rate: 89 to hit
Hit: 10, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Furious Groupie B takes 61 damage!
Furious Groupie B is defeated!
(Keilee braces for impact!)
(Keilee's feeling good!)
Keilee initiates!
Hit Rate: 62 to hit
Hit: 30, hit!
Hooligan F takes 16 damage!
Hooligan F retaliates!
Hit Rate: 79 to hit
Hit: 95, miss!
(Keith's intangibility is imperfect!)
Keith takes 2 damage!
(Keith springs an ambush!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: 95 to hit
Hit: 24, hit!
Vendor D takes 15 damage!
Keith strikes again!
Hit Rate: 95 to hit
Hit: 34, hit!
Vendor D takes 15 damage!
Panicked Vendor D is defeated!
(Keith's Sanjuro activates!)
Keith regains 3 HP!
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
(Keith's Support activates for Yliss!)
(Orobas' Support activates for Lycia!)
Yliss initiates!
Hit Rate: 73 to hit
Hit: 23, hit!
Lycia takes 8 damage!
Lycia retaliates!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 54, hit!
Yliss takes 18 damage!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 71 to hit
Hit: 51, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Groupie H takes 56 damage!
Groupie H is defeated!
(42-1 notices Yliss' leaking!)
42-1 heals Yliss!
Yliss regains 17 HP!
42-1 regains 1 HP from Live to Serve!
Vlad performs Shoes!
Shoes may move again!
(Shoes' hooves thunder!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 88 to hit
Hit: 8, hit!
Critical: 21, crit!
Wrestling Hooligan A takes 47 damage!
Wrestling Hooligan A is defeated!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 99 to hit
Hit: 79, hit!
Furious Groupie G takes 16 damage!
Furious Groupie G is defeated!
(Selene has Demon Blood....)
Selene revives Rosencrantz!
Rosencrantz regains 12 HP!
Selene takes 3 damage!
(Lucifer sees what's his and takes it!)
Lucifer initiates!
Hit Rate: 81 to hit
Hit: 62, hit!
Critical: 5, crit!
Wrestling Hooligan E takes 56 damage!
Wrestling Hooligan E is defeated!
(Benedict's Support activates!)
Asahi initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 42, critical!
Wrestling Hooligan I takes 76 damage!
Wrestling Hooligan I is defeated!
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)(https://i.imgur.com/x7Lh3fY.png) "Tch! Come on, boy. You can do better than that. Give me the fight I've been looking for, Piper!"
(Keith's Underdog activates!)
(Orobas' Underdog activates!)
(Orobas is within a pit of danger!)
(Yliss' Support activates for Keith!)
(Lycia's Support activates for Orobas)
Orobas initiates!
Hit Rate: 56 to hit
Hit: 4, hit!
Keith takes 10 damage!
Keith retaliates!
Hit Rate: 79 to hit
Hit: 15, hit!
Orobas takes 4 damage!
(Keith has Sanjuro!)
Keith regains 5 HP!
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)Yliss receives x1 Slifursverd Brandy!
(Yliss has mastered the Peak of Peeking Pears!)
(Keith's Support activates for Yliss!)
(Orobas' Support activates for Lycia!)
Lycia initiates!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 71, hit!
Yliss takes 17 damage!
Yliss retaliates!
Hit Rate: 73 to hit
Hit: 54, hit!
Critical: 8, crit!
Lycia takes 45 damage!
Lycia is defeated!
(Asahi's Support activates!)
Vendor B initiates!
Hit Rate: 58 to hit
Hit: 60, miss!
Benedict cannot retaliate!
(Selene has endured her share of training accidents!)
Groupie F initiates!
Hit Rate: 33 to hit
Hit: 89, miss!
Selene cannot retaliate!
(Momotarou has burning momentum!)
(Momotarou's Bewilder activates!)
Hooligan D initiates!
Hit Rate: 52 to hit
Hit: 11, hit!
Momotarou takes 10 damage!
Momotarou retaliates!
Hit Rate: 84 to hit
Hit: 24, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Hooligan D takes 50 damage!
Wrestling Hooligan D is defeated!
Groupie C initiates!
Hit Rate: 54 to hit
Hit: 29, hit!
42-1 takes 13 damage!
Counter check: 19 to activate
Counter: 8, activated!
(42-1 cannot allow you to do that!)
Groupie C takes 18 damage!
Furious Groupie C is defeated!
(Keilee braces for impact!)
(Keilee is feeling good!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(Keilee's Evasion is down!)
Hooligan F initiates!
Hit Rate: 69 to hit
Hit: 86, miss!
Keilee retaliates!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit
Hit: 2, hit!
Hooligan F takes 16 damage!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
Hooligan J initiates!
Hit Rate: 68 to hit
Hit: 14, hit!
Jarvis takes 2 damage!
Jarvis retaliates!
Hit Rate: 84 to hit
Hit: 30, hit!
Hooligan J takes 14 damage!
(Shoes' hooves thunder!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Hooligan K initiates!
Hit Rate: 51 to hit
Hit: 1, hit!
Shoes takes 4 damage!
Shoes retaliates!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
Hit: 31, hit!
Critical: 23, crit!
Hooligan K takes 47 damage!
Wrestling Hooligan K is defeated!
(Serena's Self-Healing activates!)
Serena regains 3 HP!
(Selene's Self-Healing activates!)
Selene regains 3 HP!
(Keith springs an ambush!)
(Orobas' Underdog activates!)
(Orobas is in a pit of danger!)
(Keith's Underdog activates!)
(Yliss' Support activates!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: 86 to hit
Hit: 37, hit!
Orobas takes 5 damage!
Orobas retaliates!
Hit Rate: 55 to hit
Hit: 23, hit!
Keith takes 9 damage!
(Keith's immaterialism is imperfect!)
Keith takes 2 damage!
(Jenkins does not seek out a fight!)
(Jenkins fights for the sake of toenails!)
(Jenkins' Duelist activates!)
Jenkins initiates!
Hit Rate: 75 to hit
Hit: 20, hit!
Critical: 5, crit!
Bodyguard B takes 57 damage!
Airmlaidre Bodyguard B is defeated!
Serena revives Marcia!
Marcia regains 12 HP!
(Jarvis has a Wide Lens!)
Jarvis regains 4 HP!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 86 to hit
Hit: 52, hit!
Hooligan J takes 15 damage!
Wrestling Hooligan J is defeated!
(https://i.imgur.com/x7Lh3fY.png) "Dammit, Lycia. I need you to have my back! Fine, COME ON! I can take both of you at once!"(https://i.imgur.com/5nklHCn.png) "Quite the kinky one, aren't you? Alright, Big Red, it's GET REKT TIME!"
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)Yliss is knocked almost off her feet by a double-footed kick into her gut as Orobas uses Keith as leverage. The weight and struggling of the old demon actually breaks Keith's grasp over Orobas, who knocks him aside using his elbows before swinging around to settle back into a fighting stance, wiping some sweat from his cheek before putting up his fists.
(Yliss has mastered the peak of peeking peaches!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
(Orobas' Underdog activates!)
(Orobas is inside a pit of danger!)
Yliss initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Orobas takes 1 damage!
Orobas retaliates!
Hit Rate: 38 to hit
Hit: 33, hit!
Yliss takes 18 damage!
(Keilee is feeling good!)
Keilee initiates!
Hit Rate: 64 to hit
Hit: 22, hit!
Hooligan F takes 16 damage!
Wrestling Hooligan F is defeated!
(42-1 notices Yliss' leak!)
42-1 heals Yliss!
Yliss regains 25 HP!
(42-1's Live to Serve activates!)
42-1 regains 12 HP!
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)
(Rosencrantz's Support activates!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit
Critical: 18, crit!
Groupie F takes 48 damage!
Furious Groupie F is defeated!
(Selene is dedicated!)
Selene heals Rosencrantz!
Rosencrantz regains 25 HP!
(Selene is allergic....)
Selene takes 3 damage!
Vlad performs Serena and Jarvis!
Jarvis and Serena can move again!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 91 to hit
Hit: 4, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Hooligan L takes 45 damage!
Wrestling Hooligan L is defeated!
Serena heals Momotarou!
Momotarou regains 24 HP!
(Asahi's Support activates!)Benedict looks almost satisifed with himself, cracking his knuckles.
Benedict initiates!
Hit Rate: 86 to hit
Hit: 36, hit!
Critical: 27, crit!
Vendor B takes 87 damage!
Panicked Vendor B is defeated!
(Keith springs an ambush!)Orobas goes in for a left cross, but the old demon is slow enough, lumbering enough that Keith ducks the attack quickly and retaliates with a right hook, smashing Orobas to the side, before following up with a left cross of his own, throwing the demon to his knees.
(Orobas' Underdog activates!)
(Orobas is in a pit of danger!)
(Keith's Underdog activates!)
(Yliss' Support activates for Keith!)
Orobas initiates!
Hit Rate: 54 to hit
Hit: 86, miss!
Keith retaliates!
Hit Rate: 86 to hit
Hit: 51, hit!
Critical: 10, crit!
Orobas takes 27 damage!
Orobas is defeated!
(Jenkins does not seek out a fight!)
(Jenkins fights for the sake of toenails!
(Jenkins' Duelist activates!)
Bodyguard A initiates!
Hit Rate: 57 to hit
Hit: 27, hit!
Jenkins takes 14 damage!
Jenkins retaliates!
Hit Rate: 75 to hit
Hit: 11, hit!
Critical: 5, critical!
Bodyguard A takes 42 damage!
Airmlaidre Bodyguard A is defeated!
(Jenkins does not seek out a fight!)
(Jenkins fights for the sake of toenails!
(Jenkins' Duelist activates!)
Bodyguard B initiates!
Hit Rate: 57 to hit
Hit: 13, hit!
Jenkins takes 14 damage!
Jenkins is downed!
(Selene's Self-Healing activates!)
Selene regains 3 HP!
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/qvcalpjdhdum34a/Mellow.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/1gyaryvgcgds2nn/Keith20Stuff.txt?raw=1) "Jesus Christ, that dude hits like a fucking freight train, man. Probably only didn't take my damn head off 'cause I'm not human. Are you all right, Wander?"(https://i.imgur.com/cik3JpG.png) "Sheesh, that was a fuckton of muscles coming my way..."
(Rosencrantz's Support activates!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: 93 to hit
Hit: 90, hit!
Bodyguard E takes 11 damage!
Keith strikes again!
Hit Rate: 93 to hit
Hit: 13, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Bodyguard E takes 33 damage!
Airmlaidre Bodyguard E is defeated!
(42-1 has failed as a butler....)
(42-1 notices Jenkins' leak!)
42-1 revives Jenkins!
Jenkins regains 10 HP!
(Live to Serve activates!)
42-1 regains 2 HP!
Serena heals Marcia!
Marcia regains 24 HP!
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: 84 to hit
Hit: 51, hit!
Critical: 16, crit!
Airmlaidre Bodyguard D takes 33 damage!
Airmlaidre Bodyguard D is defeated!
Keilee initiates!
Hit Rate: 67 to hit
Hit: 41, hit!
Bodyguard C takes 15 damage!
Bodyguard C cannot retaliate!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 84 to hit
Hit: 81, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Bodyguard C takes 30 damage!
Airmlaidre Bodyguard C is defeated!
(Shoes' hooves thunder!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 94 to hit
Hit: 15, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Bodyguard I takes 21 damage!
Bodyguard I retaliates!
Hit Rate: 61 to hit
Hit: 80, miss!
Shoes strikes again!
Hit Rate: 94 to hit
Hit: 12, hit!
Bodyguard I takes 7 damage!
Airmlaidre Bodyguard I is defeated!
(Shoes has Equine Rage!)
(Asuna's Support activates!)
Rosencrantz initiates!
Hit Rate: 93 to hit
Hit: 65, hit!
Bodyguard F takes 5 damage!
Bodyguard F retaliates!
Hit Rate: 54 to hit
Hit: 92, miss!
Rosencrantz strikes again!
Hit Rate: 93 to hit
Hit: 73, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Bodyguard F takes 15 damage!
(Selene has demon blood....)
(Selene is dedicated!)
Selene heals Keith!
Keith regains 25 HP!
Selene takes 3 damage!
(Benedict's Support activates!)
Asahi initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 34, crit!
Bodyguard F takes 81 damage!
Airmlaidre Bodyguard F is defeated!
Benedict initiates!
Hit Rate: 68 to hit
Hit: 31, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Bodyguard H takes 51 damage!
Airmlaidre Bodyguard H is defeated!
Marin initiates!
Hit Rate: 66 to hit
Hit: 22, hit!
Benedict takes 7 damage!
Benedict cannot retaliate!
(Rosencrantz' Support activates!)
Bodyguard G initiates!
Hit Rate: 69 to hit
Hit: 92, miss!
Asuna retaliates!
Hit Rate: 84 to hit
Hit: 17, hit!
Critical: 12, crit!
Bodyguard G takes 33 damage!
Airmlaidre Bodyguard G is defeated!
(Shoes' hooves thunder!)[Now Playing: Red Sun (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4_qFrc6704)]
(Shoes has Equine Rage!)
Bodyguard J initiates!
Hit Rate: 61 to hit
Hit: 55, hit!
Shoes takes 9 damage!
Shoes retaliates!
Hit Rate: 94 to hit
Hit: 54, hit!
Bodyguard J takes 7 damage!
Shoes strikes again!
Hit Rate: 94 to hit
Hit: 22, hit!
Bodyguard J takes 7 damage!
(Shoes' hooves thunder!)
Sirocco initiates!
Hit Rate: 41 to hit
Hit: 2, hit!
Shoes takes 13 damage!
(Shoes' Wrath activates!)
Shoes retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelvant
Hit: Autohit!
Sirocco takes 3 damage!
(Selene's Self-Healing activates!)
Selene regains 3 HP!
(Keilee is feeling good!)....as the magic goes wide and knocks over some pint glasses sitting precariously atop the divider, the cruel-looking man smirks.
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
Keilee initiates!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit
Hit: 97, miss!
Sirocco cannot retaliate!
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: 84 to hit
Hit: 90, miss!
Marin retaliates!
Hit Rate: 62 to hit
Hit: 39, hit!
Asuna takes 19 damage!
(Keith springs an ambush!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 96, miss!
Marin retaliates!
Hit Rate: 69 to hit
Hit: 47, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Keith takes 18 damage!
(Keith's immaterialism is imperfect...)
Keith takes 2 damage!
(Jenkins just wants to enjoy his hobby in private....)
Jenkins initiates!
Hit Rate: 59 to hit
Hit: 30, hit!
Bodyguard J takes 11 damage!
Bodyguard J retaliates!
Hit Rate: 89 to hit
Hit: 80, hit!
Jenkins takes 13 damage!
Jenkins is downed!
(https://i.imgur.com/utxmthC.png) "Looking towards the enemy, not getting his ass kicked by us... I guess you allied with us for some reason, at least for now. Mind passing that to the Wigglerhead over there?"
(https://i.imgur.com/utxmthC.png) "I'm Yliss, by the way."
D, 10. Giving Brandy to Momo. Leaf on the Wind.
Yliss trades the Silfursverd Brandy to Momotarou!
Momotarou trades the Silsfursverd Brandy to Jarvis!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 88 to hit
Hit: 61, hit!
Bodyguard J takes 10 damage!
Airmlaidre Bodyguard J is defeated!
(The Addendum of Vengeful Fury activates!)Sirocco doesn't even flinch at the whip slashing across his armor. Instead, he stares down Momotarou.
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
Momotarou initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Sirocco takes 5 damage!
Sirocco cannot retaliate!
(Asuna's Support activates!)"My my. How adorable it is that you think you can hit me. Bring it on, I almost feel alive."
Rosencrantz initiates!
Hit Rate: 78 to hit
Hit: 88, miss!
Marin retaliates!
Hit Rate: 65 to hit
Hit: 29, hit!
Rosencrantz takes 12 damage!
(Selene is dedicated!)
(Selene has demon blood...)
Selene heals Asuna!
Asuna regains 26 HP!
Selene takes 4 damage!
(42-1 has noticed Jenkins' leak!)
(42-1 has failed as a butler....)
42-1 revives Jenkins!
Jenkins regains 13 HP!
(42-1 has Live to Serve!)
42-1 regains 3 HP!
Shoes quaffs a vulnerary!
Shoes regains 10 HP!
Vlad performs Jarvis and Yliss!
Jarvis and Yliss may move again!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)As Jarvis gets hit with a blow of titanic force, Sirocco laughs uproariously.
(Marcia's Support activates!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Sirocco takes 3 damage!
Sirocco retaliates!
Hit Rate: 39 to hit
Hit: 34, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Jarvis takes 24 damage!
(Lucifer sees what's his and takes it!)Marin looks stunned as Lucifer actually lands a blow on her, and not a light one, either. She wheels around and is able to slash Benedict over the chest with another whip strike....
(Lucifer takes back the crown!)
Lucifer initiates!
Hit Rate: 66 to hit
Hit: 1, hit!
Marin takes 12 damage!
Marin retaliates!
Hit Rate: 77 to hit
Hit: 60, hit!
Lucifer takes 13 damage!
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
Benedict initiates!
Hit Rate: 75 to hit
Hit: 89, miss!
Marin retaliates!
Hit Rate: 56 to hit
Hit: 12, hit!
Benedict takes 7 damage!
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)(https://i.imgur.com/5vzR53a.png) "Get off my husband."
(Benedict's Support activates!)
Asahi initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Marin takes 21 damage!
Marin is defeated!
Solano Strike activates!
Keilee takes 17 damage!
(Keilee braces for impact!)
Sirocco initiates!
Hit Rate: 61 to hit
Hit: 48, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Keilee takes 36 damage!
Keilee is downed!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
Bodyguard K initiates!
Hit Rate: 59 to hit
Hit: 36, hit!
Jarvis takes 5 damage!
Jarvis retaliates!
Hit Rate: 90 to hit
Hit: 35, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Bodyguard K takes 30 damage!
Airmlaidre Bodyguard K is defeated!
(Keith springs an ambush!)
(Rosencrantz' Support activates!)
Airmalaidre Bodyguard J initiates!
Hit Rate: 42 to hit
Hit: 59, miss!
Keith retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Bodyguard J takes 36 damage!
Airmlaidre Bodyguard J is defeated!
(Keith has Sanjuro!)
Keith regains 5 HP!
(Selene's Self-Healing activates!)
(Selene is dedicated!)
Selene regains 8 HP!
(Serena's Self-Healing activates!)
Serena regains 7 HP!
(42-1 has noticed Jarvis' leak!)
42-1 heals Jarvis!
Jarvis regains 26 HP!
(42-1 has Live to Serve!)
42-1 regains 13 HP!
Serena revives Keilee!
Keilee regains 12 HP!
Keith quaffs a Vulnerary!
Keith regains 10 HP!
(Momotarou understands the addendum of vengeful fury!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
Momotarou initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Sirocco takes 3 damage!
Momotarou strikes twice!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit
Sirocco takes 3 damage!
Sirocco retaliates!
Hit Rate: 41 to hit
Hit: 8, hit!
Momotarou takes 21 damage!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)Sirocco wipes his mouth, shrugging off the shield to the face. However, it's becoming increasingly clear that each and every attack nailing him dead on is having an effect on his stamina.
(Marcia's Support activates!)
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Sirocco takes 7 damage!
Sirocco retaliates!
Hit Rate: 34 to hit
Hit: 14, hit!
Jarvis takes 8 damage!
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)He folds his arms, adjusting his glasses.
(Keith's Support activates!)
(Airmlaidre's Underdog activates!)
(Airmlaidre believes that violence breeds violence!)
Yliss initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Airmlaidre takes 6 damage!
(Var Mantle blocks physical attacks now!)
Airmlaidre retaliates!
Hit Rate: 31 to hit
Hit: 20, hit!
Yliss takes 22 damage!
Yliss is downed!
Jenkin quaffs a vulnerary!
Jenkins regains 10 HP!
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)[Now Playing: Theme of Airmlaidre ~It Has To Be This Way~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI)]
(Airmlaidre's Underdog activates!)
(Airmlaidre believes that violence breeds violence!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Airmlaidre takes 8 damage!
Airmlaidre retaliates!
Hit Rate: 44 to hit
Hit: 4, hit!
Asuna takes 27 damage!
(Asuna's Wrath activates!)
Asuna strikes twice!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 9, crit!
Airmlaidre takes 36 damage!
Baron Airmlaidre's Life Point has been consumed!
The Baron's Solano Strike has been negated!
(Airmlaidre believes that violence breeds violence!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 99 to hit
Hit: 23, hit!
Airmlaidre takes 7 damage!
Airmlaidre retaliates!
Hit Rate: 55 to hit
Hit: 54, hit!
Critical: 15, crit!
Shoes takes 48 damage!
Shoes is downed!
(Selene is dedicated!)
(Selene has demon blood....)
Selene revives Yliss!
Yliss regains 8 HP!
Selene takes 2 damage!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Jarvis' Support activates!)
Marcia initiates!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
Hit: 1, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Airmlaidre takes 3 damage!
(Var Mantle now blocks magic damage!)
Airmlaidre cannot retaliate!
(Marcia does a servant's duty!)
Marcia regains 5 HP!
Vlad performs 42-1 and Jarvis!
42-1 and Jarvis may move again!
(42-1 has failed as a butler....)
(42-1 notices Shoes' leak!)
42-1 revives Shoes!
Shoes regains 8 HP!
(42-1 has Live to Serve!)
42-1 regains 2 HP!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)But Jarvis has no time for this and simply stands there completely calmly before punching Sirocco in the face.
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Sirocco takes 8 damage!
Sirocco is defeated!
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)-but Asuna is far too quick to be hit. The blessing she so lamented from Serena had carried her through so much and continued to do so, and the Baron was fast, but not fast enough. His blow strikes wide and Asuna whips around, slashing him across the gut once and then a quick stab through the shoulder.
(Asuna is going at the speed of go fuck yourself!)
(Asuna's Wrath activates!)
(Rosencrantz's Support activates!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(Airmlaidre's Underdog activates!)
Airmlaidre initiates!
Hit Rate: 42 to hit
Hit: 72, miss!
Asuna retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Airmlaidre takes 10 damage!
(Var Mantle is now blocking physical damage!)
Asuna strikes twice!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Airmlaidre takes 27 damage!
Airmlaidre is defeated!
(https://i.imgur.com/VADNW0c.png) "....haven't had so much fun in years....but I guess....the new generation really caught up to me...."(https://i.imgur.com/utxmthC.png) "... I have to admit. You sure were capable to keep up well compared to your two background dancers and your are-they-really-necessary bodyguards."
(https://i.imgur.com/vd2LVs0.png)"Honestly... I keep thinking these chaotic situations are going to go bad, but then you guys just go on a rampage. It's kinda ridiculous."(https://i.imgur.com/utxmthC.png) "From a Revivian's perspective, it seems even more ridiculous, really."
(https://i.imgur.com/e4L39tW.png) "I, Leviathan Invidia Neptunia of the Demon Generals, order you to surrender now and lay down your arms, or face me in battle."(https://i.imgur.com/utxmthC.png) "... How about no? And I'm saying that because I don't want you to embarass yourself today."
(https://i.imgur.com/fIGMPEs.png) "Justice? You desire justice? The Goddesses persecute us and you call this justice? I fight so the injustices rendered against us by the Goddesses can be redressed. You think you're on the side of right here? Tell me, how many demons have you actually faced that are so utterly unreasonable?"(https://i.imgur.com/utxmthC.png) "Let's see, there's this Orobas dude that's constantly challenging Keith here, although he doesn't mind that... The demons in Benign back then were mostly dicks... Oh, and something about this goblin's brother who tried to do some funky stuff to this group at some point before I joined them."
Leviathan seems....almost flattered? Yes, almost flattered that Momotarou has the guts to flirt with her.
(https://i.imgur.com/e4L39tW.png) "Your friend has some serious courage to.....flirt with me. I'm impressed. Reminds me of how my husband and I first met."
(https://i.imgur.com/fIGMPEs.png) "Justice? You desire justice? The Goddesses persecute us and you call this justice? I fight so the injustices rendered against us by the Goddesses can be redressed. You think you're on the side of right here? Tell me, how many demons have you actually faced that are so utterly unreasonable?"
(https://i.imgur.com/fIGMPEs.png) "Justice? You desire justice? The Goddesses persecute us and you call this justice? I fight so the injustices rendered against us by the Goddesses can be redressed. You think you're on the side of right here? Tell me, how many demons have you actually faced that are so utterly unreasonable?"Selene coughs.
(Jenkins just wants to enjoy his hobby in private....)
(Jenkins fights for the sake of toenails!)
(Jenkins' Duelist activates!)
Jenkins initiates!
Hit Rate: 74 to hit
Hit: 18, hit!
Revenant of Greed A takes 32 damage!
Skeletal Revenant of Greed A is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Yliss' Support activates!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Revenant of Greed C takes 39 damage!
Skeletal Revenant of Greed C is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Momotarou understands the rule of burning momentum!)
(Momotarou feels quite bad about this....)
(Momotarou's Bewilder activates!)
Momotarou initiates!
Hit Rate: 71 to hit
Hit: 30, hit!
Naga of Envy C takes 8 damage!
Minor Naga of Envy C cannot retaliate!
(https://i.imgur.com/e4L39tW.png) "...so you're fighting me for money? Must be a lot of money."(https://i.imgur.com/utxmthC.png) "We've been promised much... But if it's just the money, I'd stick with safer odd jobs."
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
Yliss initiates!
Hit Rate: 94 to hit
Hit: 82, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Warlock of Envy D takes 45 damage!
Minor Warlock of Envy D is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: 90 to hit
Hit: 87, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Revenant of Greed D takes 30 damage!
Skeletal Revenant of Greed D is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 81 to hit
Hit: 41, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Naga of Envy C takes 27 damage!
Minor Naga of Envy C is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(42-1 notices Keilee's leak!)
42-1 heals Keilee!
Keilee regains 31 HP!
(42-1 has Live to Serve!)
42-1 regains 15 HP!
Vlad performs Asuna and Keith!
Asuna and Keith may move again!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: 94 to hit
Hit: 7, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Warlock of Envy C takes 63 damage!
Minor Warlock of Envy C is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Yliss' Support activates!)
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: 92 to hit
Hit: 56, hit!
Naga of Envy D takes 12 damage!
Keith strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 92 to hit
Hit: 11, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Naga of Envy D takes 36 damage!
Minor Naga of Envy D is defeated!
(Keith has Sanjuro!)
Keith regains 5 HP!
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 97 to hit
Hit: 38, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Warlock of Envy A takes 51 damage!
Minor Warlock of Envy A is defeated!
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Jarvis' Support activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Marcia initiates!
Hit Rate: 87 to hit
Hit: 33, hit!
Critical: 9, crit!
Warlock of Envy B takes 36 damage!
Minor Warlock of Envy B is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Keilee braces for impact!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Keilee initiates!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit
Hit: 3, hit!
Revenant B takes 14 damage!
Skeletal Revenant of Greed B cannot retaliate!
(Selene has demon blood...)
(Selene is dedicated!)
Selene heals Keilee!
Keilee regains 31 HP!
Selene takes 4 damage!
(Serena gets her game on!)
Serena casts Sacred Turn Undead!
Skeletal Revenant of Greed B is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Lucifer sees what's his and takes it!)
(Lucifer's Prominence activates!)
Lucifer initiates!
Hit Rate: 65 to hit
Hit: 32, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Naga of Envy B takes 60 damage!
Minor Naga of Envy B is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
-only for Leviathan to strike fast, like a snake poised upon its prey, stabbing him through the gut with her unholy lance. The Baron grunts, before keeling over.
Airmlaidre initiates!
Hit Rate: 56 to hit!
Hit: 60, miss!
Leviathan retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 5, crit!
Airmlaidre takes 45 damage!
Baron Airmlaidre is downed!
(Jenkins can't enjoy his hobby in private...)
(Jenkins' Duelist activates! +10 Critical)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Serena's Support activates!)
Minor Naga of Envy A initiates!
Hit Rate: 83 to hit
Hit: 31, hit!
Jenkins takes 15 damage!
Jenkins retaliates!
Hit Rate: 58 to hit
Hit: 17, hit!
Critical: 10, crit!
Naga of Envy A takes 27 damage!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)Leviathan says nothing as Asuna falls over, but seems almost.....disappointed.
Leviathan initiates!
Hit Rate: 82 to hit
Hit: 63, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Asuna takes 81 damage!
Asuna is downed!
(Selene and Serena have Self-Healing!)
Selene regains 8 HP!
Serena regains 8 HP!
(Jenkins just wants to enjoy his hobby in private...)...that that which lives without toenails cannot be clipped.
(Jenkins's Duelist triggers! +10 Critical, +3 DMG)
Jenkins initiates!
Hit Rate: 48 to hit
Hit: 56, miss!
Minor Naga of Envy A retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Jenkins takes 14 damage!
Jenkins is downed!
(Keith springs an ambush!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Leviathan takes 11 damage!
Leviathan retaliates!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit
Hit: 51, hit!
Keith takes 12 damage!
Leviathan regains 1 HP!
(Keith has Sanjuro)
Keith regains 5 HP!
(Leviathan is the Queen of Vampires!)
Leviathan regains 7 HP!
Yliss revives Asuna!
Asuna regains 5 HP!
Jarvis revives Baron Airmlaidre!(https://i.imgur.com/bpxiF55.png) "Thanks. That demon....she's something else."
The Baron regains 5 HP!
(42-1 has noticed Jenkins' leak!)
(42-1 has failed as a butler...)
42-1 revives Jenkins!
Jenkins regains 19 HP!
(Selene is dedicated!)
(Selene has demon blood....)
Selene heals Jenkins!
Jenkins regains 28 HP!
Selene loses 4 HP!
Vlad performs for Jarvis and Marcia!
Jarvis and Marcia can moved again!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)(https://i.imgur.com/BwFcD0W.png) "....not bad.....for one of Lucifer's flock. You will need far longer to tangle with me."
(Asuna's Support activates!)
Rosencrantz initiates!
Hit Rate: 95 to hit
Hit: 70, hit!
Leviathan takes 5 damage!
Leviathan retaliates!
Hit Rate: 64 to hit
Hit: 33, hit!
Rosencrantz takes 19 damage!
(Leviathan is the Queen of Vampires!)
Leviathan regains 7 HP!
(Rosencrantz wins some and loses some!)
(The Baron has the Var Mantle!)
Baron Airmlaidre regains 7 HP!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)(https://i.imgur.com/BwFcD0W.png) "The time of adventurers like you is over, Baron. Your instincts are slow. Even with that holy weapon of yours, you couldn't presume to beat me."
The Baron initiates!
Hit Rate: 66 to hit
Hit: 92, miss!
Leviathan retaliates!
Hit Rate: 92 to hit
Hit: 100, miss!
(Lucifer sees what's his and takes it!)(https://i.imgur.com/BwFcD0W.png) "And this is what my husband so fears? My, my."
(Lucifer's Prominence activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Lucifer initiates!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit
Hit: 24, hit!
Leviathan takes 16 damage!
Leviathan retaliates!
Hit Rate: 93 to hit
Hit: 17, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Lucifer takes 36 damage!
(Leviathan is the Queen of Vampires!)
Leviathan regains 7 HP!
Whirlpool activates!
Asuna takes 30 damage!
Yliss takes 28 damage!
(Rosencrantz wins some and loses some!)The vampire flinches for the first time since she got there, stepping back.
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Asuna's Support activates!)
Leviathan initiates!
Hit Rate: 64 to hit
Hit: 65, miss!
Rosencrantz retaliates!
Hit Rate: 95 to hit
Hit: 25, hit!
Critical: 9, crit!
Leviathan takes 15 damage!
(Selene has Self-Healing!)
Selene regains 8 HP!
(Leviathan hides steel behind silk!)(https://i.imgur.com/e4L39tW.png) "Not so bad, Revivian. Perhaps I'll return the favor-"
(Momo has burning momentum!)
(Momo's Bewilder activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Momo initiates!
Hit Rate: 76 to hit
Hit: 68, hit!
Leviathan takes 10 damage!
Leviathan retaliates!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit
Hit: 100, miss!
(Leviathan hides steel behind silk!)(https://i.imgur.com/e4L39tW.png) "....is that....envy I detect? Such intense envy, too. And for the....Revivian? He hardly notices you. You deserve better."
(Keilee is feeling good!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Rosencrantz's Support activates!)
Keilee initiates!
Hit Rate: 48 to hit
Hit: 13, hit!
Leviathan takes 4 damage!
Leviathan retaliates!
Hit Rate: 89 to hit
Hit: 65, hit!
Keilee takes 13 damage!
(Leviathan is the Queen of Vampires!)
Leviathan regains 7 HP!
(Empusa's effect activates!)
Leviathan regains 1 HP!
(Leviathan hides steel behind silk!)
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(Asuna's Support activates!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 83 to hit
Hit: 49, hit!
Leviathan takes 10 damage!
Leviathan retaliates!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 96, miss!
(Leviathan hides silk behind steel!)Rosencrantz gets Avidity!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Asuna's Support activates!)
Rosencrantz initiates!
Hit Rate: 80 to hit
Hit: 24, hit!
Leviathan takes 4 damage!
Leviathan is defeated!
(https://i.imgur.com/bPgkyC7.png) "I know it's a bit sudden, but I think I have an idea. You are Fourty-Two One... and that's, frankly, a mouthful. How about... Forte?"
"...it is something we should talk about with the rest of the group later, however."
(https://i.imgur.com/t0YP8nn.png?1) "Seriously, Yliss? I am not sure MPMH is your deal, but if you were paying attention for MPMHM moment you would notice that the idea isn't mine. I literally MPMH here to ask other people's feedback on that suggestion because I am MPMH against it, not only because of the whole humiliation involved but in fear MPMH retaliation affecting civilians."(https://i.imgur.com/MJ3aVnz.png) "Oh. It sounded like you wanted to push the idea, actually."
(https://i.imgur.com/oVdq9Ot.png) "Well, you should all make up your minds already about if we're looking for this eighth general or not! I want to get moving and I want an explanation! I can't believe my sisters have been leaving me out of something again!"(https://i.imgur.com/ukSmWEj.png) "Last time I checked, the majority of us wants to wait for the result of your little sister talk before we decide on something."
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/z3tily22awfi95k/Neutral.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/1gyaryvgcgds2nn/Keith20Stuff.txt?raw=1) "She meant her hatred for Freya is greater than the rest of the group's hatred for Freya, Wander. Anyway let's hit the road then. No use hanging around here."(https://i.imgur.com/MJ3aVnz.png) "Ah. That makes sense."
Keilee gestures for Rosencrantz to talk to her out of earshot of the front door group. Once he does so, she speaks to him with a casualness that is probably not normal for someone to talk about this with.(https://i.imgur.com/8LrmewA.png) "....what? No! I...I'm not a thief! Well....not...a real one."
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/9t70c8qv4svp7yr/Regulartalk.png?raw=1)"Wanna try sneaking in the back to see what Freya is trying to hide?"
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/si7g2940hrpox1r/CrackKnuckles.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/1gyaryvgcgds2nn/Keith20Stuff.txt?raw=1) "So I can study Orobas and kick his ass even harder next time, got it."(https://i.imgur.com/R46oTl5.png) "I think further than that: Promo video material for your entrance..."
"Wait. Wait. WAIT! Is that.....no way. You're....the Wolfhound, right? The Wolfhound of Ishim, the King of the Ring, the Ragin' Revivian?"
(https://i.imgur.com/pfz7mkC.png) "...Okay, I don't know where is that. Silly me."(https://i.imgur.com/hOkYTyf.png) "Pfffft, priceless! Ahahaha!"
Leaning against the guildhall and finding herself rather bored with just standing around from the get-go, Asuna elected to voice some of her curiosities about the whole "wyvern race" thing.(https://i.imgur.com/kwnDyHO.png) "Actually, the race is pretty straightforward. If you want something like that, that's....the Batali Grand Prix, which just finished yesterday? They recently had to ban magic usage during the race after some guy tried to make people's wyverns fall asleep in midair."
(https://i.imgur.com/VcSmyzo.png):"I've never been to Wybernia before, so I'm not super familiar with this whole thing... is it just a normal race? Or is it like... some sort battle race where you both fight and race to try to get to the finish line first? Where I'm from people don't exactly climb out of their vehicles to start fighting each other in races, but, y'know, it does kind of sound like the sort of thing that you'd find around Generia. Plus if it's an Adventurer's Guild thing that just makes it sound even more likely."
Jarvis crossed his arms and listened to the explanation, which was surprisingly well-explained considering how he was expecting to end up hearing a lot more Revivian words mixed into the explanation of another Revivian word.
(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "...So, kinda MPMH a play? A show of some sort? When MPMH are performing they try to remain in character too."
(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "Hmm ... are you MPMH to be a 'heel' here too or like a 'good guy'?"
(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "Oh, I wasn't aware MPMH were different categories depending of MPMH the region you were in. I suppose that MPMH add some diversity to the genre."
(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "Is that so? MPMHM sounds fun to watch then, I might be a hunter but we do try to make our armors fancy when possible. You know, feathers, colorful scales MPHM show what we fought for those who know about MPHM monsters. Kinda like a way to show what you can do. Guess I would have enjoyed to check Mexico if MPMH are masked fighters there, I can relate to MPHM."
(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "So there is in fact at least SOME MPHM of story involved in these fights? So it -is- MPMH like a play thing, except you know, with a lot more fighting involved. Can't say I watched something MPHM that before, but considering the vast knowledge you MPHM to have it is safe to say you had been busy there."
(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "Oh. You surely MPHM through a lot then, sorry about the whole drunk and memory mess part, I am sure MPMH will eventually remember. And it seems MPMH already have plenty of fans around, so I wouldn't say you are on MPHM ground at all, there seems to be a lot for you to work with to be honest."
(https://i.imgur.com/4YNinE0.png?1) "And I am sure MPMH will do fine too! Can you truly call MPHM 'selfish' when you are apparently doing it to assist someone and trying to fix MPHM mistakes? You don't strike me as MPHM selfish person, just reckless-But reckless in a good way, considering it usually involves your concerns about protecting MPMH party."
(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "Well, MPHM clearly have a path ahead if you decide to stick MPHM wrestling, considering you have the fame needed to already draw some attention, so it is more a matter MPMH preparing a place for your..performances? Shows? Not sure what these 'wrestlings' are called, but you get MPMH idea. Just a suggestion of course, based PMPMH what you had been telling me."
(https://i.imgur.com/rn6yfcr.png?1) "And as MPMH seems you have experience when it comes down to making an appearance, I might need MPMH opinion on an armor I had been working on. I might not be a wrestler, but MPMH want to be a hero of some kind; a spear of justice...and I think the looks might be important too so MPMH can truly stand out. I still need to hunt a giant fire-spewing feline monster for some fine blue scales, MPMH can at least show you the base-or we could hunt that MPMH later if you want to wrestle a monster."
42-1 was struck with...not inspiration, exactly, but a way to resolve the ongoing dilemma. The homunculus slipped away to the counter where registrations were taking place."There are currently five other adventurer teams registered. Is Miss Wander that Revivian lady, young man?"
(https://i.postimg.cc/DZVV1MFs/ts421-default.png): "Pardon me. I am with Miss Wander's group, and I came to register a team for the wyvern races. If I may ask, how many teams are already registered?"
42-1 was struck with...not inspiration, exactly, but a way to resolve the ongoing dilemma. The homunculus slipped away to the counter where registrations were taking place."There are currently five other adventurer teams registered. Is Miss Wander that Revivian lady, young man?"
(https://i.postimg.cc/DZVV1MFs/ts421-default.png): "Pardon me. I am with Miss Wander's group, and I came to register a team for the wyvern races. If I may ask, how many teams are already registered?"
(https://i.imgur.com/pfz7mkC.png) "Also...where's 42-1 gone? I noticed him missing."(https://i.imgur.com/utxmthC.png) "Beats me and I don't really care at the moment. He'll be nearby and he won't do any harm. Worst thing he has done so far is leading sheepish girls in our direction and that has actually helped us. Twice."
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/hsnv5latvh4e1ke/Smile.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/1gyaryvgcgds2nn/Keith20Stuff.txt?raw=1) "Well, yeah. It's not going to be much if you order a plain hamburger. That's why I went for one with everything on it."(https://i.imgur.com/MJ3aVnz.png) "Oh, there are multiple versions of burgers? I thought it would all be the same, more or less."
(https://i.imgur.com/3wu0M2w.png) ".....are we seriously okay with calling our team Team F? That....what kind of name is that?!"(https://i.imgur.com/utxmthC.png) "The alternative would be us continuing to debate a fitting name for a group that probably won't continue adventuring once we're done with our oh so divine quest. Such a neutral name will be fine."
I'll make this quick. Had no time to call. Sent by first class instead of just calling you because my tablet broke and the lazy idiots in R&D can't take out two minutes to fix it for their boss. Don't bother calling, I won't have this thing fixed for another two days after you get this letter, assuming you aren't dead or otherwise occupied.
About your eighth general problem, I looked into it. They might be in Wybernia. Don't quote me on that. I'm not Asmodeus, I don't have any real intelligence agents anywhere outside of people I bribe with free ten-rolls on Clash.
About your Lucifer problem, I've heard reports of him around in Wybernia. Don't know what he wants, don't ask me, that pervert could just be there to pick up his next conquest for all I know.
All for now. Don't die.
(https://i.imgur.com/t0YP8nn.png?1) "Yliss. Stop.that.MPHM. You know all too MPMH that is not what 'friends' do. You are trying to MPMH information with food."
(https://i.imgur.com/8HDKPrG.png) "Hey, Yliss, when I get a mansion like that, I might hire you as a maid..."(https://i.imgur.com/I1QqCus.png) "Intrude into my room and I'll roleplay as the Pleiades."
(https://i.imgur.com/t4K0bhM.png) "Well, look there, Keith! A familiar face has shown up! With a... less familiar face, although a bit more suspicious-looking."
(The Undead Bowman has Close Counter!)
(Satan's Oppressor activates!)
Satan initiates!
Hit Rate: 75 to hit
Hit: 60, hit!
Critical: 6, crit!
Undead Bowman of Greed D takes 69 damage!
Undead Bowman of Greed D is defeated!
(Satan stands on the bones of titans!)
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Lucifer's dressed up to die...)
(Lucifer sees what's his and takes it!)
(Lucifer's Prominence activates!)
(Satan's Support activates!)
Lucifer initiates!
Hit Rate: 77 to hit
Hit: 17, hit!
Critical: 25, crit!
Minor Gargoyle of Greed F takes 90 damage!
Minor Gargoyle of Greed F is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish!)As the gargoyle sails into a nearby rooftop, steaming with the sheer power of Lucifer's light, the other demons remaining glare at Lucifer.
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Keilee's Support activates!)
Minor Gargoyle of Greed A initiates!
Hit Rate: 37 to hit
Hit: 13, hit!
Rosencrantz takes 8 damage!
Rosencrantz retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Minor Gargoyle of Greed A takes 27 damage!
Rosencrantz strikes again!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Minor Gargoyle of Greed A takes 9 damage!
Minor Gargoyle of Greed A is defeated!
(Rosencrantz wins some and loses some!)
(Keilee is squeamish!)Needless to say, Rosencrantz has indeed been paying attention in his training sessions with Asuna.
Keilee loses 4 HP!
Provoke Check: Passed!
(Marcia is on fire....)
(Marcia is protected by a veil of fire!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Jarvis' Support activates!)
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath B initiates!
Hit Rate: 63 to hit
Hit: 57, hit!
Marcia takes no damage!
Marcia retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 16, crit!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath takes 15 damage!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath A is set on fire!
(Marcia's Hold the Line activates!)
Provoke Check: Passed!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)Needless to say, after two of them get set on fire, the question is very quickly settled.
(Jarvis' Support activates!)
Minor Magus of Envy A initiates!
Hit Rate: 83 to hit
Hit: 6, hit!
Critical: 5, crit!
Marcia takes 9 damage!
Marcia retaliates!
Hit Rate: 73 to thit
Hit: 14, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Minor Magus of Envy A takes 5 damage!
Minor Magus of Envy A retaliates!
Hit Rate: 83 to hit
Hit: 57, hit!
Marcia takes 3 damage!
(Yliss' Support activates!)
Undead Bowman of Envy A initiates!
Hit Rate: 45 to hit
Hit: 27, hit!
Keith takes 2 damage!
Keith cannot retaliate!
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
(Yliss' Leaf on the Wind activates!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
(Jarvis' Support activates!)
Undead Bowman of Envy B initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Automiss!
Yliss cannot retaliate!
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
(Yliss' Leaf on the Wind activates!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
(Jarvis' Support activates!)
Undead Swordsman of Greed B initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Automiss!
Yliss retaliates!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
Hit: 15, hit!
Undead Swordsman of Greed B takes 17 damage!
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
(Yliss' Leaf on the Wind activates!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
(Jarvis' Support activates!)
Minor Gargoyle of Greed D initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Automiss!
Yliss retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Minor Gargoyle of Greed D takes 14 damage!
(Rosencrantz wins some and loses some!)
(Keilee's Support activates!)
Undead Swordsman of Greed A initiates!
Hit Rate: 39 to hit
Hit: 25, hit!
Rosencrantz takes 10 damage!
Rosencrantz retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Undead Swordsman of Greed A takes 33 damage!
Undead Swordsman of Greed A is defeated!
(Rosencrantz wins some and loses some!)
(Keilee is squeamish!)"You! Goblin! I will avenge your insult towards Lady Leviathan personally!"
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Rosencrantz wins some and loses some!)(https://i.imgur.com/8LrmewA.png) "Gonna need a little help here! I don't think I've got the juice to get through this guy's armor!"
(Keilee's Support activates!)
Captain of Greed A initiates!
Hit Rate: 45 to hit
Hit: 76, miss!
Rosencrantz retaliates!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
Hit: 37, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Captain of Greed A takes 3 damage!
Rosencrantz strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
Hit: 32, hit!
Critical: 10, crit!
Captain of Greed A takes 3 damage!
Minor Healer of Envy A heals Minor Magus of Envy A!
Minor Magus of Envy A regains 23 HP!
(Yliss' Support activates!)
Minor Gargoyle of Greed C initiates!
Hit Rate: 40 to hit
Hit: 28, hit!
Keith takes 2 damage!
Keith retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Minor Gargoyle of Greed C takes 48 damage!
(Keith triggers Sanjuro!)
Keith regains 5 HP!
Minor Gargoyle of Greed C is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish!)Getting clotheslined and sent flying into the nearby billboard advertising the new Burger Lord branch in the guildhall wasn't quite what they had in mind.
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Jenkins wishes to enjoy his hobby in private...)
(Jenkins fights for the sake of toenails!)
(Serena's Support activates!)
Minor Magus of Envy B initiates!
Hit Rate: 51 to hit
Hit: 43, hit!
Jenkins takes 18 damage!
Jenkins cannot retaliate!
(Satan's Oppressor activates!)
(Satan stands on the bones of titans!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(Lucifer's Support activates!)
Minor Magus of Envy C initiates!
Hit Rate: 40 to hit
Hit: 89, miss!
Satan retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 13, crit!
Minor Magus of Envy C takes 84 damage!
Minor Magus of Envy C is defeated!
(Satan stands on the bones of titans!)
(Keilee is squeamish!)"Urk...."
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Lucifer is dressed up to die...)
(Lucifer sees what's his and takes it!)
(Lucifer's Prominence activates!)
(Satan's Support activates!)
Captain of Greed B initiates!
Hit Rate: 66 to hit
Hit: 4, hit!
Lucifer takes 3 damage!
Lucifer retaliates!
Hit Rate: 83 to hit
Hit: 61, hit!
Critical: 18, crit!
Captain of Greed B takes 54 damage!
Captain of Greed B is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish!)The captain groans as his wyvern continues diving towards the ground.
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Satan's Oppressor activates!)The remaining healer takes one look between Satan, Lucifer and the rest of her beaten group.
(Satan stands on the bones of titans!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(Lucifer's Support activates!)
Undead Bowman of Greed C initiates!
Hit Rate: 31 to hit
Hit: 78, miss!
Satan retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 14, crit!
Undead Bowman of Greed C takes 78 damage!
Undead Bowman of Greed C is defeated!
(Marcia is on fire!)
Marcia takes 5 damage!
(Rosencrantz's Support activates!)"Face me alone, goblin! Or is some lowly soldier too much for the man who dares lay his hands on Lady Leviathan?"
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: 96 to hit
Hit: 91, hit!
Captain of Greed A takes 6 damage!
Keith strikes again!
Hit Rate: 96 to hit
Hit: 5, hit!
Critical: 6, crit!
Captain of Greed A takes 18 damage!
Captain of Greed A retaliates!
Hit Rate: 47 to hit
Hit: 96, miss!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
(Jarvis' Anti-Cavalry activates!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Undead Swordsman of Greed B takes 60 damage!
Undead Swordsman of Greed B is defeated!
(Rosencrantz's Support activates!)
Marcia initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 5, crit!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath B takes 42 damage!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath B is defeated!
(Marcia performs a servant's duty!)
Marcia regains 5 HP!
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
Yliss initiates!
Hit Rate: 93 to hit
Hit: 48, hit!
Minor Healer of Envy A takes 16 damage!
Minor Healer of Envy A cannot retaliate!
Yliss strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 93 to hit
Hit: 49, hit!
Minor Healer of Envy A takes 16 damage!
Minor Healer of Envy A is defeated!
(Momo's Bewilder activates!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
Momo initiates!
Hit Rate: 91 to hit
Hit: 64, hit!
Captain of Greed A takes 12 damage!
Captain of Greed A retaliates!
Hit Rate: 38 to hit
Hit: 37, hit!
Momo takes 13 damage!
Momo retaliates!
Hit Rate: 91 to hit
Hit: 37, hit!
Critical: 5, crit!
Captain of Greed A takes 36 damage!
Captain of Greed A is defeated!
(Shoes' hooves...? thunder!)
(The Undead Bowman has Close Counter!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 12, crit!
Undead Bowman of Greed B takes 45 damage!
Undead Bowman of Greed B is defeated!
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(42-1 notices Jenkins' leak!)
42-1 heals Jenkins!
Jenkins regains 30 HP!
(42-1's Live to Serve activates!)
42-1 regains 1 HP!
(Rosencrantz's Support activates!)Some of the remaining group look between each other.
Keilee initiates!
Hit Rate: 73 to hit
Hit: 36, hit!
Critical: 12, crit!
Undead Bowman of Greed A takes 51 damage!
Undead Bowman of Greed A is defeated!
Keilee regains 51 HP!
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)And there was, indeed, no mercy had.
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: 87 to hit
Hit: 28, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Minor Magus of Envy A takes 63 damage!
Minor Magus of Envy A is defeated!
(Jenkins' Duelist activates!)
Jenkins initiates!
Hit Rate: 99 to hit
Hit: 32, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Undead Swordsman of Greed C takes 48 damage!
Undead Swordsman of Greed C is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Selene is dedicated!)
(Selene has demon blood...)
Selene heals Rosencrantz!
Rosencrantz regains 20 HP!
Selene takes 5 damage!
Serena heals Momo!
Momo regains 29 HP!
(Keilee's Support activates!)
Rosencrantz initiates!
Hit Rate: 81 to hit
Hit: 5, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Minor Magus of Envy B takes 48 damage!
Minor Magus of Envy B is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
Vlad performs Asuna and Marcia using the Soldier's Drum!
Asuna and Marcia can move again!
Asuna and Marcia ignore WTD for two turns!
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)
(Soldier's Drum's effect is active!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: 90 to hit
Hit: 53, hit!
Critical: 13, crit!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath D takes 45 damage!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath D is defeated!
(Marcia is on fire!)
Marcia takes 5 damage!
(Selene's Self-Healing activates!)
Selene regains 10 HP!
(Serena's Self-Healing activates!)Allied stats, enemy stats and objective updated.
Serena regains 8 HP!
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
Yliss initiates!
Hit Rate: 99 to hit
Hit: 12, hit!
Captain of Greed C takes 10 damage!
Captain of Greed C retaliates!
Hit Rate: 17 to hit
Hit: 60, miss!
Yliss strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 99 to hit
Hit: 100, miss!
(Marcia is on fire!)
(Marcia is protected by a veil of flame!)
Marcia initiates!
Hit Rate: 99 to hit
Hit: 72, hit!
Captain of Greed C negates the blow!
(Captain of Greed is set on fire!)
Captain of Greed C retaliates!
Hit Rate: 81 to hit
Hit: 40, hit!
Marcia takes 1 damage!
Captain of Greed C strikes again!
Hit Rate: 81 to hit
Hit: 99, miss!
(Selene has demon blood...)
Selene heals Keilee!
Keilee regains 28 HP!
Selene takes 4 damage!
(Sitri's Awareness activates!)
(Sitri's Flush Quarry activates!)
Sitri initiates!
Hit Rate: 92 to hit
Hit: 89, hit!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath H takes 39 damage!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath H is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
Marta initiates!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 24, hit!
Captain of Greed C takes 21 damage!
Captain of Greed C cannot retaliate!
Marta strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 87, miss!
(Milly senses the bell of a beginning!)
(Yliss' Support activates!)
Milly initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 15, crit!
Gargoyle of Wrath I takes 99 damage!
Gargoyle of Wrath I is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Milly senses the bell of a beginning!)"Urk..."
(Yliss' Support activates!)
Captain of Greed C initiates!
Hit Rate: 51 to hit
Hit: 18, hit!
Milly takes 19 damage!
Milly retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 6, critical!
Captain of Greed C takes 78 damage!
Captain of Greed C is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
(Milly's Support activates!)
Minor Magus of Envy D initiates!
Hit Rate: 34 to hit
Hit: 30, hit!
Yliss takes 18 damage!
Yliss cannot retaliate!
(Provoke check passed!)
(Marcia is on fire!)
(Marcia is protected by a veil of flame!)
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath J initiates!
Hit Rate: 73 to hit
Hit: 85, miss!
Marcia retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath J takes 6 damage!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath J is set on fire!
(Provoke check passed!)
(Marcia is on fire...)
Undead Bowman of Greed E initiates!
Hit Rate: 94 to hit
Hit: 42, hit!
Marcia negates the blow!
Marcia retaliates!
Hit Rate: 78 to hit
Hit: 22, hit!
Undead Bowman of Greed E takes 10 damage!
Undead Bowman of Greed E retaliates!
Hit Rate: 94 to hit
Hit: 92, hit!
Marcia negates the blow!
(Marta looks to the sky to save her!)
Undead Bowman of Greed F initiates!
Hit Rate: 39 to hit
Hit: 40, miss!
Marta retaliates!
Hit Rate: 70 to hit
Hit: 27, hit!
Undead Bowman of Greed F takes 22 damage!
Minor Healer of Envy C heals Undead Bowman of Greed E!
Undead Bowman of Greed E heals 23 HP!
(Satan lives to breathe and bruise...)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(Lucifer's Support activates!)
(Satan's Oppressor activates!)
Undead Bowman of Greed J initiates!
Hit Rate: 31 to hit
Hit: 12, hit!
Satan negates the blow!
Satan retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Undead Bowman of Greed J takes 81 damage!
Undead Bowman of Greed J is defeated!
(Satan stands on the bones of titans!)
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Jenkins wishes to enjoy his hobby in private...)
(Jenkins' Duelist activates!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath M initiates!
Hit Rate: 65 to hit
Hit: 87, miss!
Jenkins retaliates!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
Hit: 2, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath M takes 57 damage!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath M is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Keith's Support activates!)
Minor Magus of Envy E initiates!
Hit Rate: 44 to hit
Hit: 71, miss!
Rosencrantz retaliates!
Hit Rate: 93 to hit
Hit: 51, hit!
Minor Magus of Envy E takes 14 damage!
Rosencrantz strikes again!
Hit Rate: 93 to hit
Hit: 41, hit!
Minor Magus of Envy E takes 14 damage!
(Keith's Support activates!)
Undead Bowman of Greed I initiates!
Hit Rate: 40 to hit
Hit: 63, miss!
Rosencrantz retaliates!
Hit Rate: 94 to hit
Hit: 15, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Undead Bowman of Greed I takes 36 damage!
Undead Bowman of Greed I is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
Minor Healer of Envy D heals Minor Magus of Envy E!
Minor Magus of Envy E regains 23 HP!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath P initiates!
Hit Rate: 30 to hit
Hit: 50, miss!
Shoes retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath P takes 36 damage!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath P is defeated!
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(Keilee is squeamish!)
Keilee loses 2 HP!
(Shoes has equine rage!)
Undead Bowman of Greed L initiates!
Hit Rate: 36 to hit
Hit: 44, miss!
Shoes cannot retaliate!
Minor Magus of Envy F initiates!
Hit Rate: 40 to hit
Hit: 4, hit!
Shoes takes 14 damage!
Shoes cannot retaliate!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath O initiates!
Hit Rate: 30 to hit
Hit: 66, miss!
Shoes retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 6, crit!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath O takes 36 damage!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath O is defeated!
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(Shoes has equine rage!)
Minor Magus of Envy F initiates!
Hit Rate: 40 to hit
Hit: 68, miss!
Shoes cannot retaliate!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath N initiates!
Hit Rate: 30 to hit
Hit: 76, miss!
Shoes retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath N takes 13 damage!
Shoes strikes twice!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 8, crit!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath N takes 36 damage!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath N is defeated!
(Marcia is on fire!)
Marcia takes 5 damage!
(Selene's Self-Healing activates!)
Selene regains 10 HP!
(Momo has burning momentum!)
(Momo's Bewilder activates!)
(Yliss' Support activates!)
Momo initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath J takes 51 damage!
Minor Gargoyle of Wrath J is defeated!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
(Serena's Support activates!)
(Jarvis' Anti-Cavalry activates!)
(Undead Bowman of Greed F has Close Counter!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Undead Bowman of Greed F takes 21 damage!
Undead Bowman of Greed F is defeated!
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)(https://i.imgur.com/9DPlnj7.png) "...."
Yliss initiates!
Hit Rate: 83 to hit
Hit: 85, miss!
Minor Healer of Envy C cannot retaliate!
Yliss strikes again!
Hit Rate: 83 to hit
Hit: 84, miss!
(Keith has imperfect immaterialism....)
Keith takes 2 damage!
(Keith springs an ambush!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: 99 to hit
Hit: 91, hit!
Minor Magus of Envy F takes 20 damage!
(Keith's Sanjuro activates!)
Keith heals 5 HP!
Keith strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 99 to hit
Hit: 81, hit!
Minor Magus of Envy F takes 20 damage!
Minor Magus of Envy F is defeated!
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
Rosencrantz initiates!
Hit Rate: 96 to hit
Hit: 41, hit!
Minor Healer of Envy D takes 15 damage!
Minor Healer of Envy D cannot retaliate!
Rosencrantz strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 96 to hit
Hit: 65 hit!
Minor Healer of Envy D takes 15 damage!
Minor Healer of Envy D is defeated!
(Jenkins' Duelist activates!)The demon's screams of agony and terror visibly unnerve his allies as Jenkins claims his prize.
(Jenkins doesn't seek out a fight!)
(Jenkins fights for the sake of toenails!)
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)
Jenkins initiates!
Hit Rate: 78 to hit
Hit: 67, hit!
Wing Rider of Greed A takes 35 damage!
Wing Rider of Greed A is defeated!
(42-1 notices Keilee's leak!)
42-1 heals Keilee!
Keilee heals 27 HP!
(42-1's Live to Serve activates!)
42-1 heals 13 HP!
(Sitri won't let herself be broken-hearted!)
Sitri initiates!
Hit Rate: 80 to hit
Hit: 64, hit!
Critical: 11, crit!
Undead Bowman of Greed E takes 48 damage!
Undead Bowman of Greed E is defeated!
(The Undead Bowman of Greed L has Close Counter!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 80 to hit
Hit: 66, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Undead Bowman of Greed L takes 45 damage!
Undead Bowman of Greed L is defeated!
(Marcia is on fire!)
(Marcia is protected by a veil of fire!)
Marcia initiates!
Hit Rate: 77 to hit
Hit: 18, hit!
Minor Magus of Envy D takes 12 damage!
(Minor Magus of Envy D is set on fire!)
Minor Magus of Envy D retaliates!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
Hit: 36, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Marcia takes 6 damage!
Minor Magus of Envy D strikes again!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
Hit: 92, hit!
Critical: 5, crit!
Marcia takes 6 damage!
(Rosencrantz' Support activates!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: 97 to hit
Hit: 78, hit!
Critical: 10, crit!
Minor Magus of Envy E takes 69 damage!
Minor Magus of Envy E is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish...)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
Vlad Sings for Shoes!
Shoes can move again!
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(The Undead Bowman of Greed K has Close Counter!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 80 to hit
Hit: 64, hit!
Critical: 6, crit!
Undead Bowman of Greed K takes 45 damage!
Undead Bowman of Greed K is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish...)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Milly senses the bell of a beginning!)He doesn't really get to finish that sentence before Milly blasts him out of the sky.
Milly initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
(Luna check: Passed!)
Minor Magus of Envy D takes 27 damage!
Minor Magus of Envy D retaliates!
Hit Rate: 38 to hit
Hit: 95, miss!
Milly strikes twice!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
(Luna check: Passed!)
Minor Magus of Envy D takes 27 damage!
Minor Magus of Envy D is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish...)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Jenkins fights for the sake of toenails!)
(Jenkins' Duelist activates!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)
Bodyguard of Envy A initiates!
Hit Rate: 67 to hit
Hit: 29, hit!
Jenkins takes 16 damage!
Jenkins retaliates!
Hit Rate: 65 to hit
Hit: 40, hit!
Bodyguard of Envy A takes 22 damage!
(Jenkins fights for the sake of toenails!)
(Jenkins' Duelist activates!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)
Bodyguard of Envy B initiates!
Hit Rate: 67 to hit
Hit: 99, miss!
Jenkins retaliates!
Hit Rate: 65 to hit
Hit: 14, hit!
Bodyguard of Envy B takes 22 damage!
(Jenkins fights for the sake of toenails!)(https://i.imgur.com/PNHLoBb.png) "....pity."
(Jenkins' Duelist activates!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(Thanatos' Gamble is active!)
(Thanatos has a chivalrous nature...)
(Thanatos' Soul Rend activates!)
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)
Thanatos initiates!
Hit Rate: 6 to hit
Hit: 4, hit!
Critical: 8, crit!
Jenkins takes 96 damage!
Jenkins is downed!
(Satan breathes just to beat and bruise....)A mere rookie squire against an actual Demon General isn't exactly the fairest fight.
(Satan's burning rage evolves!)
(Satan's Oppressor activates!)
(Lucifer's Support activates!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
Wing Rider of Greed B initiates!
Hit Rate: 46 to hit
Hit: 24, hit!
Satan takes 5 damage!
Satan retaliates!
Hit Rate: 80 to hit
Hit: 38, hit!
Critical: 23, crit!
Wing Rider of Greed B takes 54 damage!
Wing Rider of Greed B is defeated!
(Keilee is squeamish...)
Keilee loses 4 HP!
(Mammon is the fallen king of knights!)(https://i.imgur.com/NJrHLIn.png) "Is that all?!"
(Mammon leads by example!)
(Mammon's hunger is unquenched!)
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)
(Mammon's Voracity activates!)
(Keith springs an ambush!)
(Keith's Underdog activates!)
Mammon initiates!
Hit Rate: 83 to hit
Hit: 71, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Keith takes 57 damage!
Keith is downed!
Mammon gains +3 STR and SPD for the remainder of the Phase!
(Marcia is on fire!)
Marcia takes 4 damage!
(Serena's Self-Healing activates!)
Serena regains 10 HP!
Serena heals Yliss!
Yliss regains 30 HP!
(42-1 has failed as a butler....)
(42-1 notices Keith's leak!)
42-1 revives Keith!
Keith regains 16 HP!
(42-1 has Live to Serve!)
42-1 regains 1 HP!
(Shoes' hooves are thundering!)
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(The Undead Bowman of Greed has Close Counter!)
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 92 to hit
Hit: 88, hit!
Undead Bowman of Greed H takes 16 damage!
Undead Bowman of Greed H retaliates!
Hit Rate: 33 to hit
Hit: 97, miss!
Shoes strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 92 to hit
Hit: 28, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Undead Bowman of Greed H takes 48 damage!
Undead Bowman of Greed H is defeated!
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(Sitri's Flush Quarry activates!)
Sitri initiates!
Hit Rate: 69 to hit
Hit: 55, hit!
Wing Rider of Greed C takes 13 damage!
(Wing Rider of Greed C has been flushed out!)
Wing Rider of Greed C cannot retaliate!
Sitri strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 84 to hit
Hit: 17, hit!
Wing Rider of Greed C takes 14 damage!
Marcia quaffs a Vulnerary!
Marcia regains 10 HP!
(Keith's Support activates!)Mammon, perhaps too stunned by the sheer tenacity of a mortal to steal from his wife doesn't even attempt to avoid Keilee's attacks. When he finally snaps out of it, he grips his lance tightly.
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)
(Mammon's Voracity activates!)
(Mammon's hunger is unquenched!)
(Mammon's Dragon Scales are active!)
Keilee initiates!
Hit Rate: 61 to hit
Hit: 17, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Mammon takes 15 damage!
Keilee regains 15 HP!
(Mammon's Dragon Scales break!)
Mammon retaliates!
Hit Rate: 64 to hit
Hit: 68, miss!
Keilee retaliates!
Hit Rate: 61 to hit
Hit: 49, hit!
Mammon takes 10 damage!
Vlad Performs Yliss!
Yliss may move again!
(Selene has demon blood...)
(Selene is dedicated!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
Selene revives Jenkins!
Jenkins regains 16 HP!
Selene takes 4 damage!
(Keilee's Support activates!)
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)
Rosencrantz initiates!
Hit Rate: 89 to hit
Hit: 14, hit!
Mammon takes 10 damage!
Mammon's Life Point is consumed!
(Mammon's hunger is unquenched!)
(Mammon's Dragon Scales are active!)
Mammon retaliates!
Hit Rate: 69 to hit
Hit: 5, hit!
Rosencrantz takes 17 damage!
Rosencrantz retaliates!
Hit Rate: 74 to hit
Hit: 45, hit!
Mammon takes 3 damage!
(Mammon's Dragon Scales break!)
(Mammon gains +3 SKL and SPD!)
(Narta can't quite make it alone...)
(Marta's looking to the sky to save her!)
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)
Marta initiates!
Hit Rate: 20 to hit
Hit: 8, hit!
Mammon takes 15 damage!
Mammon cannot retaliate!
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)
(Satan stands on the bones of titans!)
(Satan's Oppressor activates!)
(Lucifer's Support activates!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
Satan initiates!
Hit Rate: 74 to hit
Hit: 7, hit!
Mammon takes 17 damage!
Mammon retaliates!
Hit Rate: 39 to hit
Hit: 3, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Satan takes 36 damage!
Satan is downed!
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)Lucifer visibly recoils from the dark energies of Andvaranaut.
(Lucifer's Prominence activates!)
(Lucifer takes back the crown!)
Lucifer initiates!
Hit Rate: 89 to hit
Hit: 92, miss!
Mammon retaliates!
Hit Rate: 57 to hit
Hit: 54, hit!
Lucifer takes 14 damage!
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)Keith receives Andvaranaut!
(Mammon's Voracity activates!)
(Yliss' Support activates!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(Keith's Underdog activates!)
Mammon initiates!
Hit Rate: 57 to hit
Hit: 86, miss!
Keith retaliates!
Hit Rate: 94 to hit
Hit: 27, hit!
Critical: 5, crit!
Mammon takes 30 damage!
Mammon is defeated!
(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png) "...I honestly don't MPMH you even know what direction I am looking at, but I am sure MPHM heard me questioning how the Deceiver MPMH is with us."(https://i.imgur.com/hGDwC1R.png) "I was kinda distracted by the Demon General showing up. Given uh.....you know, I beat his wife up."
(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png) "And MPMH things suggest it might be Milly. Pretty MMPHM saw her floating with the scythe, and Mammon's MPMH when she showed up. Unless you were distracted MPMH something else that wasn't the flying ship MPMH showing up."
(https://i.imgur.com/24S7bdq.png) "Maybe next time we will stick closer to the middle of things, eh, Yliss?(https://i.imgur.com/cuiNE9P.png) "Talk for yourself. I'll fight where I feel like I can help the group the most."
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/c3d7veyqrpx0s4r/HappyTalk.png?raw=1)"No no, it's fine. Like I said, I've felt a lot better about this since I got this new tome."
(https://i.imgur.com/24S7bdq.png) "I always pack a bunch of those. Gotta stay hydrated!"(https://i.imgur.com/I1QqCus.png) "Said the thirstiest boy in Generia, even the Elves would say 'Calm Down'."
(https://i.imgur.com/CiBhCxt.png) "Yeah, I think that sort of went out of the window when she, as you said, flew up here with a glowing scythe."(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png) "You aren't wrong MHPM but she still hasn't said anything either. Is MPMH going to pretend nothing happened? Well then, guess I MPMH wait here and do this guessing game MPMH."
(https://i.imgur.com/gPnV85H.png) "Anyway, of course you could go back."(https://i.imgur.com/MJ3aVnz.png) "..."
(https://i.imgur.com/JDjCZco.png) "Yes, we are Team F."At Momo's word, the armored men stand aside to reveal Prince Tomik. The young man bows to the group.
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/hsnv5latvh4e1ke/Smile.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/1gyaryvgcgds2nn/Keith20Stuff.txt?raw=1) "Like I said, he's a cool guy. Maybe we'll see him around again. If nothing else I'd like to fight him some time, just for fun."(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "That would MPMH nice."
(https://i.imgur.com/asZPC5T.png?1) "The whole Deceiver HMPH? The glowing scythe?"(https://i.imgur.com/JtKkXev.png) "....I see. What is it you want to know exactly?"
(https://i.imgur.com/9GTZHyt.png) "...didn't you say you weren't going to play Clash yesterday?"(https://i.imgur.com/cuiNE9P.png) "I never said I was good at managing my bad habits. Also shut up."
(https://i.imgur.com/JDjCZco.png) "Ishim... never been there, to be honest."(https://i.imgur.com/utxmthC.png) "You'll either love it or hate it. Ishim knows no middle-ground."
42-1 wandered in from his pre-dawn cleaning of the airship. He was privately certain that the Efreeti had never looked so spotless, even when it had been under the care of the previous wealthy owner. Every surface sparkled, every pane of glass was clean enough to eat off of. Even the gunpowder burns that Marcia had been leaving on the deck were cleared up.Marta's eyes light up when 42-1 enters the room.
(https://i.postimg.cc/DZVV1MFs/ts421-default.png): "Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I trust everyone has been having an enjoyable voyage?"
Marta suddenly looks....concerned and then crestfallen.
(https://i.imgur.com/18TOnUY.png) "....you know, I forgot, we're on an airship. Shooting stuff in here might not be....the best idea. But maybe we can find something in Ishim? It's a big city."
(https://i.imgur.com/8orEwOk.png) "Um... Shoes, most people don't share your attitude for mass slaughter."(https://i.imgur.com/nHy2MaK.png)"Am I incorrect?"
Marta, meanwhile, looks disappointed by the free drink. She wipes her forehead.
(https://i.imgur.com/kwnDyHO.png) "That....tastes off."
(https://i.imgur.com/ddAqPQy.png) "Oh, I'm disgusting? Are those who chased you for your looks not so disgusting? And is Serena not the useless fool of a Goddess who stuck you in that form?"(https://i.imgur.com/utxmthC.png) "..."
(13,3)
Asuna and Rosencrantz became Lovesick!
(Keith has Sanjuro!)
(Keilee's Support activates!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 9, crit!
Revivian Tourist C takes 48 damage!
Revivian Tourist C is defeated!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
(Belphegor's Support activates!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
Hit: 95, hit!
Revivian Tourist D takes 16 damage!
Revivian Tourist D retaliates!
Hit Rate: 54 to hit
Hit: 75, miss!
Jarvis retaliates!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
Hit: 1, hit!
Critical: 10, crit!
Revivian Tourist D takes 48 damage!
Revivian Tourist D is defeated!
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
(Milly's Support activates!)
(Yliss is lovesick!)
Yliss initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 5, crit!
Revivian Tourist E takes 57 damage!
Revivian Tourist E is defeated!
(Momo adheres to the rule of burning momentum!)
(Yliss' Support activates!)
Momo initiates!
Hit Rate: 96 to hit
Hit: 9, hit!
Revivian Tourist F takes 18 damage!
Revivian Tourist F retaliates!
Hit Rate: 45 to hit
Hit: 71, miss!
Momo retaliates!
Hit Rate: 96 to hit
Hit: 81, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Revivian Tourist F takes 54 damage!
Revivian Tourist F is defeated!
(Marta is lovesick!)
Marta initiates!
Hit Rate: 70 to hit
Hit: 37, hit!
Bewitched Croupier D takes 21 damage!
Bewitched Croupier D cannot retaliate!
Marta strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 70 to hit
Hit: 51, hit!
Bewitched Croupier D takes 21 damage!
Bewitched Croupier D is defeated!
42-1 snaps Marta out of her lovesickness!(https://i.imgur.com/18TOnUY.png) "H-huh? What? What happened? .....w-why am I blushing? Oh no. Did I say something embarassing?!"
Marta is no longer lovesick!
Keith trades Milly the Marzipan for the Master Seal!
(Keilee's feeling good!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Keilee initiates!
Hit Rate: 80 to hit
Hit: 6, hit!
Critical: 20, crit!
Rowdy Bachelorette C takes 48 damage!
Rowdy Bachelorette C is defeated!
(Asuna is NOT YOUR FUCKING WAIFU!)
(Rosencrantz's Support activates!)
(Asuna is lovesick!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: 93 to hit
Hit: 47, hit!
Critical: 15, crit!
Revivian Tourist A takes 60 damage!
Revivian Tourist A is defeated!
(Shoes has thundering hooves!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Bewitched Croupier A takes 45 damage!
Bewitched Croupier A is defeated!
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(Jenkins wants to enjoy his hobby in private....)
(Jenkins fights for the sake of toenails!)
(Jenkins' Duelist activates! +3 DMG)
Jenkins initiates!
Hit Rate: 74 to hit
Hit: 21, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Revivian Tourist H takes 57 damage!
Revivian Tourist H is defeated!
(Marcia is on fire...)
(Marcia is protected by a veil of fire!)
Marcia initiates!
Hit Rate: 73 to hit
Hit: 52, hit!
Rowdy Bachelorette G takes 5 damage!
(Rowyd Bachelorette G is set on fire!)
Rowdy Bachelorette G retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Marcia takes 4 damage!
Rowdy Bachelorette G strikes twice!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Marcia takes 4 damage!
Vlad performs Jarvis!
Jarvis may move again!
(Jarvis' wigglership is blossoming!)
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Milly's Support activates!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 15, crit!
Bewitched Croupier B takes 63 damage!
Bewitched Croupier B is defeated!
(Rosencrantz is lovesick!)
(Asuna's Support activates!)
Rosencrantz initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 10, crit!
Revivian Tourist B takes 45 damage!
Revivian Tourist B is defeated!
(Belphegor just wants to lay in her bed....)
(Belphegor chills in her snuggie!)
(Belphegor's Cancel is active!)
(Belphegor's Enervating Presence is active!)
(Belphegor's Serene Apathy is active!)
Belphegor initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
(Cancel check: 50, pass!)
Critical: 2, crit!
Bewitched Croupier E takes 78 damage!
Bewitched Croupier E is defeated!
(Satan's Oppressor activates!)
(Satan's Intimidate activates!)
Satan initiates!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 51, hit!
Critical: 8, crit!
Gambling Pensioner A takes 90 damage!
Gambling Pensioner A is defeated!
(Satan stands on the bones of titans!)
Anya Meditates!
Anya gains +3 AS and +10 Hit/Crit but loses 3 DMG until her next Phase!
(Anya hopes you're prepared to bleed!)
(Anya's Perfection of Form is active!)
(Anya's Realised Potential is active!)
Anya initiates!
Hit Rate: 78 to hit
Hit: 29, hit!
Critical: 6, crit!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan E takes 48 damage!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan E is downed!
Rowdy Bachelorette G is on fire!
Rowdy Bachelorette G takes 6 damage!
(Asuna is lovesick!)
(Satan's Intimidate activates!)
(Rosencrantz's Support activates!)
Bewitched Bouncer A initiates!
Hit Rate: 55 to hit
Hit: 47, hit!
Asuna takes 14 damage!
Asuna cannot retaliate!
(Rosencrantz is lovesick!)
(Asuna's Support activates!)
Bewitched Bouncer B initiates!
Hit Rate: 48 to hit
Hit: 46, hit!
Rosencrantz takes 13 damage!
(Rosencrantz wins some and loses some!)
Rosencrantz retaliates!
Hit Rate: 88 to hit
Hit: 33, hit!
Critical: 7, crit!
Bewitched Bouncer B takes 30 damage!
(Bewitched Bouncer B's Punishment targets Rosencrantz!)
(Asuna is lovesick!)
(Satan's Intimidate activates!)
(Rosencrantz's Support activates!)
Rowdy Bachelorette A initiates!
Hit Rate: 51 to hit
Hit: 74, miss!
Asuna cannot retaliate!
Gambling Pensioner B Meditates!
Gambling Pensioner B gains +10 Hit/Crit but -3 DMG until their next Phase!
(Rosencrantz is lovesick!)
(Asuna's Support activates!)
(Gambling Pensioner B's Perfection of Form is active!)
Gambling Pensioner B initiates!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 100, miss!
Rosencrantz retaliates!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
Hit: 66, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Gambling Pensioner B takes 57 damage!
Gambling Pensioner B is defeated!
(Rosencrantz is lovesick!)
(Asuna's Support activates!)
Rowdy Bachelorette B initiates!
Hit Rate: 51 to hit
Hit: 94, miss!
Rosencrantz retaliates!
Hit Rate: 92 to hit
Hit: 36, hit!
Critical: 9, crit!
Rowdy Bachelorette B takes 42 damage!
Rowdy Bachelorette B is defeated!
(Asuna is lovesick!)
(Satan's Intimidate activates!)
(Rosencrantz's Support activates!)
Rowdy Bachelorette A initiates!
Hit Rate: 51 to hit
Hit: 79, miss!
Asuna cannot retaliate!
(Momo's Support activates!)
(42-1's Counter is active!)
Revivian Tourist G initiates!
Hit Rate: 46 to hit
Hit: 62, miss!
42-1 retaliates!
Hit Rate: 86 to hit
Hit: 11, hit!
Critical: 5, crit!
Revivian Tourist G takes 54 damage!
Revivian Tourist G is defeated!
(Serena ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...)
(Serena knows that all that glitters is gold!)
(Serena gets her game on!)
(Jenkins' Support activates!)
Rowdy Bachelorette E initiates!
Hit Rate: 58 to hit
Hit: 86, miss!
Serena cannot retaliate!
Gambling Pensioner G Meditates!
Gambling Pensioner G gains +10 Hit/Crit but -3 DMG until their next Phase!
(Belphegor lounges on the couch!)
(Belphegor chills in her snuggie!)
(Belphegor's Enervating Presence is active!)
(Belphegor's Serene Apathy is active!)
(Belphegor's Cancel is active!)
(Gambling Pensioner G's Perfection of Form is active!)
Gambling Pensioner G initiates!
Hit Rate: 45 to hit
Hit: 90, miss!
Belphegor retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
(Cancel check: 23, pass!)
Gambling Pensioner G takes 30 damage!
Gambling Pensioner G is defeated!
(Serena ain't the sharpest tool in the shed....)
(Jenkins' Support activates!)
Bewitched Croupier F initiates!
Hit Rate: 79 to hit
Hit: 96, miss!
Serena cannot retaliate!
(Jenkins just wants to enjoy his hobby in private....)
(Jenkins fights for the sake of toenails!)
(Serena's Support activates!)
Rowdy Bachelorette F initiates!
Hit Rate: 56 to hit
Hit: 78, miss!
Jenkins cannot retaliate!
Gambling Pensioner H Meditates!
Gambling Pensioner H gains +10 Hit/Crit but -3 DMG until their next Phase!
(Jenkins just wants to enjoy his hobby in private....)
(Jenkins fights for the sake of toenails!)
(Serena's Support activates!)
(Gambling Pensioner H's Perfection of Form activates!)
Gambling Pensioner H initiates!
Hit Rate: 48 to hit
Hit: 39, hit!
Jenkins takes 6 damage!
Jenkins retaliates!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 19, hit!
Gambling Pensioner H takes 24 damage!
Jenkins strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 7, hit!
Gambling Pensioner H takes 24 damage!
Gambling Pensioner H is defeated!
(Yliss' Support activates!)
Rowdy Bachelorette H initiates!
Hit Rate: 59 to hit
Hit: 97, miss!
Momotarou cannot retaliate!
(Marcia is protected by a veil of fire!)
(Marcia is Assessed!)
Rowdy Bachelorette G initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Marcia takes 4 damage!
Marcia retaliates!
Hit Rate: 73 to hit
Hit: 56, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Rowdy Bachelorette G takes 24 damage!
Rowdy Bachelorette G is defeated!
(Marcia does a servant's duty!)
Marcia regains 5 HP!
(Yliss is lovesick!)
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
(Momo's Support activates!)
Bewitched Croupier C initiates!
Hit Rate: 42 to hit
Hit: 89, miss!
Yliss retaliates!
Hit Rate: 97 to hit
Hit: 38, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Bewitched Croupier C takes 39 damage!
Gambling Pensioner E Meditates!
Gambling Pensioner E gains +10 Hit/Crit but -3 DMG until their next Phase!
(Yliss is lovesick!)
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
(Momo's Support activates!)
(Gambling Pensioner E's Perfection of Form activates!)
Gambling Pensioner E initiates!
Hit Rate: 39 to hit
Hit: 60, miss!
Yliss retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 6, crit!
Gambling Pensioner E takes 57 damage!
Gambling Pensioner E is defeated!
Gambling Pensioner F Meditates!
Gambling Pensioner F gains +10 Hit/Crit but -3 DMG until their next Phase!
(Yliss' Support activates!)
(Gambling Pensioner F's Perfection of Form activates!)
Gambling Pensioner F initiates!
Hit Rate: 66 to hit
Hit: 80, miss!
Momo retaliates!
Hit Rate: 92 to hit
Hit: 42, hit!
Critical: 5, crit!
Gambling Pensioner F takes 63 damage!
Gambling Pensioner F is defeated!
(Yliss is lovesick!)
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
(Momo's Support activates!)
Bewitched Bouncer E initiates!
Hit Rate: 34 to hit
Hit: 53, miss!
Yliss retaliates!
Hit Rate: 97 to hit
Hit: 78, hit!
Critical: 13, crit!
Bewitched Bouncer E takes 27 damage!
(Bewitched Bouncer E's Punishment targets Yliss!)
(Marcia is on fire!)
(Marcia is protected by a veil of fire!)
(Rhadamanthean Hooligan C's Reckless Strike is active!)
Rhadamanthean Hooligan C initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Marcia takes 6 damage!
Marcia retaliates!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit
Hit: 50, hit!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan C takes 2 damage!
(Rhadamanthean Hooligan C is set on fire!)
Rhadamanthean Hooligan C retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Marcia takes 3 damage!
(Yliss' Support activates!)
(Rhadamantehan Hooligan D's Reckless Strike activates!)
Rhadamanthean Hooligan D initiates!
Hit Rate: 52 to hit
Hit: 55, miss!
Momo retaliates!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 23, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan D takes 48 damage!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan D is defeated!
(Yliss' Support activates!)
Revivian Tourist J initiates!
Hit Rate: 44 to hit
Hit: 45, miss!
Momotarou retaliates!
Hit Rate: 96 to hit
Hit: 49, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Revivian Tourist J takes 51 damage!
Revivian Tourist J is defeated!
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(Shoes has thundering hooves!)
(Rhadamanthean Hooligan A's Reckless Strike is active!)
(Shoes has Triangle Adept!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Rhadamanthean Hooligan A initiates!
Hit Rate: 55 to hit
Hit: 78, miss!
Shoes retaliates!
Hit Rate: 84 to hit
Hit: 5, hit!
Critical: 12, crit!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan A takes 39 damage!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan A is defeated!
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(Shoes has thundering hooves!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Bewitched Bouncer G initiates!
Hit Rate: 46 to hit
Hit: 60, miss!
Shoes cannot retaliate!
(Jarvis' wigglership is blossoming!)
(Milly's Support activates!)
Rowdy Bachelorette D initiates!
Hit Rate: 66 to hit
Hit: 70, miss!
Jarvis cannot retaliate!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Rhadamanthean Hooligan B's Reckless Strike activates!)
Rhadamanthean Hooligan B initiates!
Hit Rate: 35 to hit
Hit: 84, miss!
Vlad cannot retaliate!
Gambling Pensioner D Meditates!
Gambling Pensioner D gains +10 Hit/Crit but -3 DMG until their next Phase!
(Jarvis' wigglership is blossoming!)
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Milly's Support activates!)
(Gambling Pensioner D's Perfection of Form activates!)
Gambling Pensioner D initiates!
Hit Rate: 88 to hit
Hit: 99, miss!
Jarvis retaliates!
Hit Rate: 81 to hit
Hit: 3, hit!
Critical: 16, crit!
Gambling Pensioner D takes 63 damage!
Gambling Pensioner D is defeated!
Gambling Pensioner C Meditates!
Gambling Pensioner C gains +10 Hit/Crit but -3 DMG until their next Phase!
(Shoes has thundering hooves!)
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(Shoes' Triangle Adept is active!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Gambling Pensioner C's Perfection of Form activates!)
Gambling Pensioner C initiates!
Hit Rate: 69 to hit
Hit: 91, miss!
Shoes retaliates!
Hit Rate: 91 to hit
Hit: 13, hit!
Critical: 15, crit!
Gambling Pensioner C takes 54 damage!
Gambling Pensioner C is defeated!
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(Jarvis' wigglership is blossoming!)
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Milly's Support activates!)
Revivian Tourist I initiates!
Hit Rate: 41 to hit
Hit: 43, miss!
Jarvis retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 23, crit!
Revivian Tourist I takes 54 damage!
Revivian Tourist I is defeated!
(Anya hopes you're prepared to bleed!)
(Anya's Perfection of Form is active!)
(Anya's Realised Potential is active!)
(Rhadamanthean Hooligan F's Reckless Strike is active!)
Rhadamanthean Hooligan F initiates!
Hit Rate: 48 to hit
Hit: 96, miss!
Anya retaliates!
Hit Rate: 78 to hit
Hit: 4, hit!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan F takes 22 damage!
Anya strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 78 to hit
Hit: 31, hit!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan F takes 22 damage!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan F is defeated!
(Anya hopes you're prepared to bleed!)
(Anya's Perfection of Form is active!)
(Anya's Realised Potential is active!)
(Rhadamanthean Hooligan G's Reckless Strike is active!)
Rhadamanthean Hooligan G initiates!
Hit Rate: 48 to hit
Hit: 73, miss!
Anya retaliates!
Hit Rate: 78 to hit
Hit: 72, hit!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan G takes 22 damage!
Anya strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 78 to hit
Hit: 26, hit!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan G takes 22 damage!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan G is defeated!
(1,6)
42-1 and Jarvis became Lovesick!
Asuna took 9 damage!
Rosencrantz and Yliss took 8 damage!
Marcia is on fire!
Marcia took 3 damage!
(https://i.imgur.com/ddAqPQy.png) "....how....what kind of adventurers did this useless goddess field?! You fools, get them!"(https://i.imgur.com/R46oTl5.png) "I'll tell you why, old hag..."
Keith promotes to Pugilist!
Keith is now a Pugilist!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Wiggerlship is blossoming!)
(Milly's Support is active!)
(Jarvis is lovesick!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 79 to hit
Hit: 15, hit!
Critical: 36, crit!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan B takes 51 damage!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan B is defeated!
(Yliss is lovesick!)
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
(Momo's Support activates!)
Yliss initiates!
Hit Rate: 92 to hit
Hit: 43, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Rowdy Bachelorette H takes 48 damage!
Rowdy Bachelorette H is defeated!
(Yliss' Support activates!)
(Momo understands the rule of burning momentum!)
Momo initiates!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 13, hit!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan C takes 13 damage!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan C cannot retaliate!
Momo strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 64, hit!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan C takes 13 damage!
42-1 initiates!
Hit Rate: 73 to hit
Hit: 21, hit!
Bewitched Bouncer E takes 14 damage!
Bewitched Bouncer E cannot retaliate!
(Marcia is on fire!)
(Marcia is protected by a veil of fire!)
Marcia initiates!
Hit Rate: 69 to hit
Hit: 57, hit!
Bewitched Bouncer E takes 1 damage!
Bewitched Bouncer E is defeated!
Marcia gains a Master Seal!
(Keilee braces for impact!)
(Keilee's feeling good!)
(Satan's Intimidate activates!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
Keilee initiates!
Hit Rate: 61 to hit
Hit: 21, hit!
Critical: 16, crit!
Rowdy Bachelorette A takes 48 damage!
Rowdy Bachelorette A is defeated!
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(Shoes' hooves thunder!)
(Satan's Intimidate activates!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 86 to hit
Hit: 28, hit!
Critical: 11, crit!
Bewitched Bouncer A takes 27 damage!
(Bewitched Bouncer A's Punishment activates on Shoes!)
Bewitched Bouncer A retaliates!
Hit Rate: 61 to hit
Hit: 40, hit!
Shoes takes 7 damage!
(Asuna is lovesick!)(https://i.imgur.com/hGDwC1R.png) "....yeah. Sure."
(Asuna's Wrath activates!)
(Asuna goes at the speed of go fuck yourself!)
(Rosencrantz's Support activates!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: 79 to hit
Hit: 46, hit!
Critical: 18, crit!
Bewitched Bouncer A takes 39 damage!
Bewitched Bouncer A is defeated!
Asuna receives a Master Seal....and must discard one item or send it to the convoy as her inventory is ful1!
(Selene has demon blood...)
(Selene is dedicated!)
Selene heals Asuna!
Asuna regains 30 HP!
Selene takes 10 damage!
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Belphegor's Enervating Presence activates!)
(Milly hears the bell of a beginning!)
Milly initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
(Luna check: 13, pass!)
Critical: 10, crit!
Bewitched Croupier F takes 90 damage!
Bewitched Croupier F is defeated!
(Belphegor's Enervating Presence activates!)
Marta initiates!
Hit Rate: 70 to hit
Hit: 34, hit!
Rowdy Bachelorette E takes 22 damage!
Rowdy Bachelorette E cannot retaliate!
Marta strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 70 to hit
Hit: 1, hit!
Rowdy Bachelorette E takes 22 damage!
Rowdy Bachelorette E is defeated!
Vlad Sings for Marta and Milly!
Marta and Milly may move again!
(Milly believes in martial pacifism....)
(Milly hears the bell of a beginning!)
Milly initiates!
Hit Rate: 70 to hit
Hit: 4, hit!
(Luna check: 7, pass!)
Rowdy Bacherlorette F takes 27 damage!
Rowdy Bachelorette F is defeated!
Marta initiates!
Hit Rate: 69 to hit
Hit: 55, hit!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan C takes 22 damage!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan C is defeated!
(Rosencrantz is lovesick!)
(Asuna's Support activates!)
(Bewitched Bouncer B's Punishment activates!)
Rosencrantz initiates!
Hit Rate: 94 to hit
Hit: 51, hit!
Critical: 12, crit!
Bewitched Bouncer B takes 36 damage!
Bewitched Bouncer B is defeated!
Rosencrantz acquires a Master Seal!
Serena heals Rosencrantz!
Rosencrantz regains 30 HP!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Satan stands on the bones of titans!)
(Satan's Oppressor activates!)
(Satan's Intimidate activates!)
Satan initiates!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 35, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Bewitched Bouncer G takes 69 damage!
Bewitched Bouncer G is defeated!
(Satan stands on the bones of titans!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Belphegor just wants to lay in her bed...)
(Belphegor's Cancel is active!)
(Jarvis' Support activates!)'
(Belphegor chills in her snuggie!)
(Belphegor's Enervating Presence activates!)
(Belphegor's Serene Apathy activates!)
Belphegor initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
(Cancel check: 46, success!)
Critical: 16, crit!
Rowdy Bachelorette D takes 81 damage!
Rowdy Bachelorette D is defeated!
Anya Meditates!
Anya gains +10 Hit/Crit but -3 DMG until their next Phase!
(Anya's Perfection of Form activates!)As Anya evicts the last rowdy customer on her side, she studies the mass of unconscious and groaning customers.
(Anya's Realised Potential activates!)
(Anya hopes you're prepared to bleed!)
(Anya casts down the weak!)
Anya initiates!
Hit Rate: 79 to hit
Hit: 70, hit!
Critical: 15, crit!
Rowdy Bachelorette B takes 57 damage!
Rowdy Bachelorette B is defeated!
(The Queen of Heart's Charisma activates!)
Bewitched Bouncer D initiates!
Hit Rate: 63 to hit
Hit: 84, miss!
Shoes cannot retaliate!
(Rhadamanthean Hooligan K's Reckless Strike activates!)
(Shoes' Triangle Adept activates!)
Rhadamanthean Hooligan K initiates!
Hit Rate: 64 to hit
Hit: 83, miss!
Shoes retaliates!
Hit Rate: 64 to hit
Hit: 85, miss!
Shoes strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 64 to hit
Hit: 51, hit!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan K takes 30 damage!
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Satan's Intimidate activates!)
(Satan's Oppressor activates!)
(Satan stands on the bones of titans!)
(Satan manifests the evolution of burning rage!
(Satan's wrath is burning lead!)
Rhadamanthean Hooligan J initiates!
Hit Rate: 38 to hit
Hit: 88, miss!
Satan retaliates!
Hit Rate: 86 to hit
Hit: 2, hit!
Critical: 23, crit!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan J takes 72 damage!
(Keilee braces for impact!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Satan's Intimidate activates!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
(Keilee's feeling good!)
Rhadamanthean Hooligan I initiates!
Hit Rate: 40 to hit
Hit: 89, miss!
Keilee retaliates!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 51, hit!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan I takes 17 damage!
Keilee strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 41, hit!
Rhadamanthean Hooligan I takes 17 damage!
(Keilee braces for impact!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Satan's Intimidate activates!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
(Keilee's feeling good!)
Bewitched Bouncer C initiates!
Hit Rate: 85 to hit
Hit: 34, hit!
Keilee takes 1 damage!
Keilee retaliates!
Hit Rate: 82 to hit
Hit: 15, hit!
Bewitched Bouncer C takes 17 damage!
Keilee restores 1 HP
(The Queen of Hearts' Lull of Complacency activates!)
(Keilee braces for impact!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Satan's Intimidate activates!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
(Keilee's feeling good!)
The Queen of Hearts initiates!
Hit Rate: 59 to hit
Hit: 3, hit!
Keilee takes 14 damage!
Keilee retaliates!
Hit Rate: 48 to hit
Hit: 96, miss!
(Selene is dedicated!)
(Selene has Self-Healing!)
Selene regains 10 HP!
(10, 13)
Marta and Momo became Lovesick!
42-1 takes 10 damage!
Asuna and Jarvis took 9 damage!
Rosencrantz and Yliss took 8 damage!
Marcia is on fire!
Marcia took 3 damage!
(https://i.imgur.com/ddAqPQy.png) "....how irritating. Serena, why can't you just be of use for once and get out of our way and let a proper Goddess do as they should? No wonder Mother thought you a disappointment."(https://i.imgur.com/mYDtNI5.png) "..."
(https://i.imgur.com/oVdq9Ot.png) "...."
Marcia uses a Master Seal!
Marcia becomes a General!
(Keith's immaterialism is imperfect!)
Keith takes 2 damage!
(Keith's Boxer's Roll activates!)
(Keith is a strong starter!)
(Ketih springs an ambush!)
(Keilee's Support activates!)
(Keith's Underdog activates!)
(The Queen of Heart's Lull of Complacency activates!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
The Queen of Hearts takes 12 damage!
(Keith has Sanjuro!)
Keith regains 5 HP!
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
The Queen of Hearts takes 12 damage!
The Queen of Hearts retaliates!
Hit Rate: 43 to hit
Hit: 34, hit!
Keith takes 28 damage!
(Keilee braces for impact!)(https://i.imgur.com/ddAqPQy.png) "....not....possible...."
(Satan's Intimidate activates!)
(The Queen of Hearts' Lull of Complacency activates!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Keilee initiates!
Hit Rate: 61 to hit
Hit: 38, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
The Queen of Hearts takes 39 damage!
The Queen of Hearts is defeated!
Keilee gains two Master Seals and an Inspire staff....but must send both to convoy, discard or use them as her inventory is full!
(https://i.imgur.com/Oo57PwO.png) "But we didn't falter, Serena. We stood up for you. And with me, you definitely know that monetary interests are out of the picture now. I'm standing with you."
(https://i.imgur.com/xUp3RUZ.png) "Although I still hope I'm getting some payment in the end, would be kinda nice to be able to stand on my own two feet at the end."
(https://i.imgur.com/JJwIjI2.png) "... But when this is all over and resolved, I wouldn't ditch you immediately."
Yliss opens her arms.
(https://i.imgur.com/I1QqCus.png) "... If I were you, I'd take the hug before standing like that starts to get too embarassing for me, Serena."
Rosencrantz lifts an eyebrow.
(https://i.imgur.com/NkxJpdn.png) "Asuna? You okay?"
-snip-Despite appearances possibly saying otherwise, Keilee nods.
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/hsnv5latvh4e1ke/Smile.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/1gyaryvgcgds2nn/Keith20Stuff.txt?raw=1) "Well, what do you say we take a walk around the city and see what kind of trouble we can get into Keilee?"
He didn't mean literal trouble, but being who he was he did seem to attract it. Not that he was entirely blameless for that either, but he was at least going to try to be on good behavior right now.
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/abymdv4cw66eg0y/HappyHappyJoyJoy.png?raw=1)"Yes! I've heard that they have something called "Karaoke Bars" here as well, so maybe we could try that!"
-snip-Your attention is suddenly drawn to a nearby table with what looks like several pamphlets. Judging from the illustrations and the titles like "Top Ten Must See Tourist Attractions of Ishim" and "Ishim Travel Guide", this might be a good start to finding one of those karaoke bars.
(https://i.imgur.com/vLLoXoT.png) ".....I see you....still have the gnome. And....some blueberry cotton-candy-looking chick who I'm pretty sure either just flirted with us or threatened to kill us. Great."(https://i.imgur.com/qoraZk1.png) "Oh, right, you don't know. Remember the horse with a frightening talent for murder? That's her now."
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/hsnv5latvh4e1ke/Smile.png?raw=1) "At least we have two Goddesses on our side now, and we only need a third one to uncurse Discordia."(https://i.imgur.com/vIZ95Pc.png) "Yeah, said curse being a divine mouthgag. We need three goddesses to break it and... let's say your sisters aren't the most cooperative."
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/qvcalpjdhdum34a/Mellow.png?raw=1) "After we find her again. Freya disappeared both herself and Discordia to who knows where."
(https://i.imgur.com/IY2zd2Z.png) "That is hardly something to brag about, Master Akiyama. They were sacrificing their own kind for us. Sacrifices are so passe..."(https://i.imgur.com/IG7C1Qq.png) It is not entirely clear what precisely the maid mutters in response to that, only that it seemed to involve the phrase "non-committal posers".
(https://i.imgur.com/JvgW5qu.png) "So....we're back to square one then. Either we beat the crap out of everyone in our way and get the answers from good old Mephisto himself, or we find this Billy Gunn and ask him about it, but....well, with that, we wouldn't even know where to start. That dungeon had been there a while."
(https://i.imgur.com/kwnDyHO.png) "[..] and Uncle Hugh lost a hand to a blob accident."
(https://i.imgur.com/nL8iJMz.png) "But....well, you know, I....well, y-you know my history, and....I just wish I c-could be more helpful, y-you know? More than just h-helping you fight and s-selling you subpar weapons."(https://i.imgur.com/x2PzhTD.png) "You MPMH doing way more than just that. You had MPMH providing us with transport, food MPMH place to sleep, that isn't some crude tent."
(https://i.postimg.cc/DZVV1MFs/ts421-default.png): "That was unfortunate. Also a little surprising that they only arrested two of us." A thought struck the homonculus, and he turned to Serena.(https://i.imgur.com/oVdq9Ot.png) "You guys hardly believed I was a Goddess. Do you think they will?"
(https://i.postimg.cc/DZVV1MFs/ts421-default.png): "You are a goddess, are you not Miss Serena? Could you have said something to those law enforcers?"
(Jeff's Death from Above is active!)....and Shoes barely manages to hold on against his titanic strength. Even Jeff looks impressed with himself for a minute.
(The patth leads Jeff to who knows where!)
(Jeff's strong enough to carry him!)
(Shoes's hooves thunder!)
Jeff initiates!
Hit Rate: 92 to hit
Hit: 35, hit!
Shoes takes 28 damage!
(Shoes' Wrath activates!)
Shoes retaliates!
Hit Rate: 58 to hit
Hit: 34, hit!
Critical: 22, crit!
Jeff takes 18 damage!
(Fantine steals the stars!)And Momo, indeed, gets blasted down in one hit.
(Fantine deceives the day!)
(Miria's Support activates!)
(Momo's Bewilder activates!)
(Momo's Discombobulate activates!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
Fantine initiates!
Hit Rate: 74 to hit
Hit: 69, hit!
Momo takes 37 damage!
Momo is downed!
(The gods shall drowse in the face of Fantine!)
Miria activates Guard!
Miria Guards Fantine!
(Dom's strong!)
(Dom's Death from Above activates!)
(Rena's Support activates!)
(Keilee's feeling good!)
(Keilee wants everyone's hands off Keith! +3 DMG)
(Keith's Support activates!)
Dom initiates!
Hit Rate: 86 to hit
Hit: 91, miss!
Keilee retaliates!
Hit Rate: 81 to hit
Hit: 72, hit!
Dom takes 14 damage!
(Keilee has Assessed Dom!)
(Kazuto's Support activates!)
(Keilee's feeling good!)
(Keilee wants everyone's hands off Keith! +3 DMG)
Rena initiates!
Hit Rate: 84 to hit
Hit: 17, hit!
Keilee takes 18 damage!
Keilee retaliates!
Hit Rate: 60 to hit
Hit: 84, miss!
(Orobas is blinded by rage...)Keith's opening salvo of punches does soften up Orobas significantly. Indeed, despite his chronological age, Keith is surprisingly agile, given his vampiric physiology. He manages to get in hailing a series of punches on the old demon, forcing him, however temporarily, on the defensive.
(Orobas is inside a pit of danger!)
(Orobas' Underdog activates!)
(Keith's Underdog activates!)
(Keith's Sanjuro activates!)
(Keith is a strong starter!)
(Keith's Boxer's Roll activates!)
(Yliss' Support activates!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Orobas takes 12 damage!
(Orobas' Bloody-Minded Determination increases!)
(Orobas' Demon Pledge increases in power!)
Keith strikes twice!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Orobas takes 10 damage!
(Orobas' Bloody-Minded Determination increases!)
(Orobas' Demon Pledge increases in power!)
Orobas retaliates!
Hit Rate: 71 to hit
Hit: 44, hit!
Keith takes 16 damage!
(Jenkins doesn't seek out a fight!)(https://i.imgur.com/2fja8Cm.png) "You fool! You committed the classic blunder! Attacking a wielder of the power of Garsabadon!!"
(Jenkins fights for the sake of toenails!)
(Jenkins gives them a heart attack!)
(Jenkins' Duelist activates! +3 DMG)
(Terrorslayer's Duelist activates! +10 Crit)
(Terrorslayer's Daunt activates!)
(Andras' Support activates!)
Jenkins initiates!
Hit Rate: 69 to hit
Hit: 66, hit!
Terrorslayer takes 20 damage!
Terrorslayer retaliates!
Hit Rate: 82 to hit
Hit: 75, hit!
Jenkins takes 27 damage!
(Dom is strong!)She feels rather less down now.
(Dom is (literally) as dumb as rocks...)
(Rena's Support activates!)
(Dom's Death from Above activates!)
(Keilee's feeling good!)
(Keilee wants everyone's hands off Keith! +3 DMG)
(Keith's Support activates!)
(Dom is Assessed!)
Keilee initiates!
Hit Rate: 91 to hit
Hit: 43, hit!
Dom takes 20 damage!
(Keilee's Avidity activates!)
Keilee regains 20 HP!
Dom cannot retaliate!
Serena revives Momo!(https://i.imgur.com/oVdq9Ot.png) "No slacking, Momo. I need you to look good for me."
Momo regains 15 HP!
(https://i.imgur.com/Y08SBsZ.png) "Oh, you'll bring them a show they'll never forget? How'll you do that? Will you...beat me with that sword? Slashing away my armor to try to get at the squishy parts beneath?"
(https://i.imgur.com/gdBDPOY.png) "Hailing blow after blow upon me as I stand here, helpless, unable to fight back, suffering all that exquisite pain...."
(https://i.imgur.com/3dfiBmP.png) "Maybe you'll taunt me a little, to make it sting a little harder and then you'll keep going relentlessly, pounding me into the ground....oh Goddesses!"
(Jarvis' Shield Wall activates! +1 AS/DR)The gargoyle is sent packing with a groan, albeit not completely out.
(Jarvis shines like a sapphire star!)
(Jarvis' wigglership is blossoming!)
(Dom is as dumb as rocks...)
(Dom's strong!)
(Dom's Death from Above activates!)
(Rena's Support activates!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
HIt: 92, hit!
Dom takes 17 damage!
Dom is downed!
42-1 heals Keith!
Keith regains 30 HP!
(Keith is a strong starter!)Despite Keith's ferocious counterattack, the old demon isn't quite finished yet.
(Keith's Underdog activates!)
(Orobas is blinded by rage....)
(Orobas' Bloody-Minded Determination activates! +2 stacks)
(Orobas' Demon Pledge has +2 stacks!)
(Orobas' Underdog activates!)
(Orobas is inside a pit of danger!)
(Borea's Charisma activates!)
(Trish's Daunt activates!)
(Andras' Demonic Aura activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Yliss' Support activates!)
Orobas initiates!
Hit Rate: 73 to hit
Hit: 67, hit!
Keith takes 15 damage!
Keith retaliates!
Hit Rate: 84 to hit
Hit: 54, hit!
Orobas takes 8 damage!
Keith strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 84 to hit
Hit: 54, hit!
Orobas takes 8 damage!
(Orobas' Resolve activates!)
(Orobas gains a stack of Bloody-Minded Determination!)
(Orobas' Demon Pledge gains a stack!)
(Milly hears the bell of a beginning!)As the crowd cheers Jeff being knocked unconscious by Milly's shadowy scythe, she sighs, shaking her head.
(Jeff's Death from Above activates!)
(The road leads Jeff who knows where!)
(Jeff is strong!)
(Yliss' Support activates!)
Jeff initiates!
Hit Rate: 77 to hit
Hit: 53, hit!
Milly takes 36 damage!
Milly retaliates!
Hit Rate: 78 to hit
Hit: 23, hit!
(Luna check: 17, pass!)
Critical: 8, hit!
Jeff takes 39 damage!
Jeff is downed!
(Trish's Daunt activates!)Yliss isn't bad, but even her speed isn't quite fast enough to avoid Trish's heavy blade.
(Trish wasn't good enough...)
(Andras' Demonic Aura activates!)
(A new day begins for Trish!)
(Trish is a fool for adventure!)
(Yliss' Leaf on the Wind activates!)
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
Trish initiates!
Hit Rate: 5 to hit
Hit: 1, hit!
Yliss takes 30 damage!
(Yliss shall never stop being herself!)
(Yliss gains three stacks of Musou!)
Yliss retaliates!
Hit Rate: 67 to hit
Hit: 42, hit!
Trish takes 19 damage!
(Rena's gloomy heart would grow brighter in an instant!)
(Kazuto's Support activates!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
(Jarvis shines like a sapphire star!)
(Trish's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Shield Wall activates! +1 AS/DR)
Rena initiates!
Hit Rate: 75 to hit
Hit: 64, hit!
Jarvis takes 17 damage!
Jarvis cannot retaliate!
(Andras' Demonic Aura activates!)Jarvis, having had quite enough of the show going on, knocks the demon flat on his backside.
(Andras serves the Great Faustus!)
(Andras is bound by duty....)
(Andras is the Lord of Avarice!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
(Jarvis' wigglership is blossoming!)
(Trish's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Shield Wall activates! +1 AS/DR)
(Terrorslayer's Support activates!)
Andras initiates!
Hit Rate: 64 to hit
Hit: 62, hit!
Jarvis takes 13 damage!
Jarvis retaliates!
Hit Rate: 96 to hit
Hit: 56, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Andras takes 33 damage!
Jarvis strikes again!
Hit Rate: 96 to hit
Hit: 76, hit!
Andras takes 11 damage!
Andras is downed!
(Terrorslayer's Duelist activates! +10 Critical)As the toenail-seeking gnome gets punted by the equally-tiny hooded person, Terrorslayer does a cute dance on the spot, before hastily hiding it.
(Jenkin's Duelist activates! +3 DMG)
(Jenkins does not seek out a fight!)
(Jenkins fights for the sake of toenails!)
(Jenkins gives them a heart attack!)
(Trish's Daunt activates!)
Terrorslayer initiates!
Hit Rate: 50 to hit
Hit: 11, hit!
Jenkins takes 21 damage!
Jenkins is downed!
(Death walks among you!)
(https://i.imgur.com/nc067K1.png) "Hm. Not bad. Not bad at all. I'm impressed. Maybe I should invite you to the guild sometime. Kid in the red hat, get out of here!"(https://i.imgur.com/KTNg4eH.png) "..."
(Keith is a strong starter!)Keith's one-two combo lands, but the old demon isn't quite done. Keith's initial punch manages to whiff, the old demon moving with surprising speed. Within moments, a counter in the form of a monstrous red blur smashing into Keith's side makes itself apparent, something Keith manages to barely avoid by becoming intangible.
(Keith's Underdog activates!)
(Orobas is blinded by rage....)
(Orobas' Bloody-Minded Determination activates! +3 stacks)
(Orobas' Demon Pledge has +3 stacks!)
(Orobas' Underdog activates!)
(Orobas has swallowed a thousand years of anger!)
(Orobas is inside a pit of danger!)
(Orobas' Resolve activates!)
(Borea's Charisma activates!)
(Trish's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Yliss' Support activates!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: 49 to hit
Hit: 48, hit!
Critical: 7, crit!
Orobas takes 21 damage!
Orobas is defeated!
(Taro's Support activates!)....and miss each other completely.
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Borea's Charisma activates!)
(Trish's Daunt activates!)
(Rosencrantz's Support activates!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: 70 to hit
Hit: 97, miss!
Kazuto retaliates!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit
Hit: 93, miss!
Kazuto strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit
Hit: 81, miss!
(42-1 notices Jarvis' leak!)
42-1 heals Jarvis!
Jarvis regains 25 HP!
(Momo is in Crisis Management mode!)
(Yliss' Support activates!)
(Borea's Charisma activates!)
(Trish's Daunt activates!)
(Trish is a fool for adventure!)
(Trish wasn't good enough....)
Momo initiates!
Hit Rate: 71 to hit
Hit: 4, hit!
Trish takes 11 damage!
Trish cannot retaliate!
(Keilee braces for impact!)(https://i.imgur.com/7Fdi4Pb.png) "Ohohohoho! My skill with fire magic will not be bested! I, Fantine Isabelle von Allia, will NOT be defeated in a contest of magic!"
(Keilee's feeling good!)
(Keilee wants everyone's hands off of Keith! +3 DMG)
(Fantine will steal the stars!)
(Fantine deceives the day!)
(Fantine will fight the drowsing gods!)
(Trish's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Borea's Charisma activates!)
(Terrorslayer's Support activates!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
Keilee initiates!
Hit Rate: 80 to hit
Hit: 100, miss!
Fantine retaliates!
Hit Rate: 62 to hit
Hit: 56, hit!
Keilee takes 17 damage!
(Keilee gains Runic Armor!)
(Borea's Charisma activates!)The map has been updated.
(Terrorslayer's Support activates!)
Marta initiates!
Hit Rate: 48 to hit
Hit: 24, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Fantine takes 33 damage!
(Fantine has poor constitution...)
Fantine cannot retaliate!
(Borea's Guiding Breeze activates!)
Fantine, Trish and Terrorslayer regain 5 HP!
Rena revives Andras!
Andras regains 25 HP!
(Death walks among you!)
(Andras's Support activates!)
(Shoes' Wrath activates!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
(Shoes' Triangle Adept activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Terrorslayer initiates!
Hit Rate: 52 to hit
Hit: 26, hit!
Shoes takes 19 damage!
Shoes is down!
Miria activates Guard on Fantine!
Fantine quaffs a Vulnerary!
Fantine regains 10 HP!
(Borea's Support activates!)Yliss, meanwhile, gets clonked on the head with a knife and goes down.
(Borea's Tailwind activates!)
(Taro's life is always sweet and sour!)
(Borea's Charisma activates!)
(Trish's Daunt activates!)
(Yliss' Leaf on the Wind activates!)
(Yliss' Musou activates! +3 AS/+6 DMG)
(Milly's Support activates!)
Taro initiates!
Hit Rate: 30 to hit
Hit: 17, hit!
Yliss takes 22 damage!
Yliss is downed!
Trish issues Combat Orders!
Taro and Kazuto gain Concentrate Fire!
(Kazuto isn't fucking Kirito!)Evenly matched as they are in combat, each swipe that would have ended a weaker opponent falls wide.
(Rena's Support activates!)
(Borea's Charisma activates!)
(Trish's Daunt activates!)
(Asuna goes at the speed of go fuck yourself!)
(Rosencrantz's Support activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
Kazuto initiates!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit
Hit: 74, miss!
Kazuto strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit
Hit: 90, miss!
Asuna retaliates!
Hit Rate: 77 to hit
Hit: 89, miss!
Asuna strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 77 to hit
Hit: 88, miss!
(https://i.imgur.com/g90pPcS.png) "Marcia, move back MPMMH. I need to deal with MPMMH Terror fellow. You can still strike HMPMH distance, correct?"(https://i.imgur.com/yE2XCVh_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium) "...One moment."
(42-1 has failed as a butler...)
(42-1 notices Shoes' leak!)
(42-1's Live to Serve activates!)
42-1 revives Shoes!
Shoes regains 20 HP!
(Jarvis has a wide lens!)
Jarvis regains 5 HP!
(Trish's Daunt activates!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
(Trish is a fool for adventure!)
(Momo invokes the addendum of vengeful fury!)
(Momo is in crisis management mode!)
Momo initiates!
Hit Rate: 74 to hit
Hit: 84, miss!
Trish cannot retaliate!
(Marcia is on fire....)....but she's not going to last forever.
(Andras serves the Great Faustus!)
(Terrorslayer's Support activates!)
(Andras' Demonic Aura activates!)
(Marcia is indomitable!)
(Marcia is protected by a veil of fire!)
(Shoes' Support activates!)
Marcia initiates!
Hit Rate: 68 to hit
Hit: 9, hit!
Andras takes no damage!
Andras retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
(Great Shield check: 29, pass!)
Marcia negates Andras' attack!
(Andras is set on fire!)
Andras strikes again!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 22, crit!
Marcia takes 24 damage!
(Jarvis' Shield Wall activates! +3 AS/DR)
(Jarvis shines like a sapphire star!)
(Jarvis' wigglership is blossoming!)
(Trish's Daunt activates!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
(Death walks among you!)
(Terrorslayer's Duelist activates! +3 DMG)
(Andras' Support activates!)
(Andras' Demonic Aura activates!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 82 to hit
Hit: 42, hit!
Terrorslayer takes 18 damage!
(Terrorslayer has a score to settle!)
Terrorslayer retaliates!
Hit Rate: 57 to hit
Hit: 3, hit!
Jarvis takes 17 damage!
(Jarvis's Charisma activates!)
(Keith springs an ambush!)
(Keith has imperfect immaterialism...)
(Keith's Sanjuro activates!)
(Keith is a strong starter!)
(Keith's Underdog activates!)
(Keith's Boxer's Roll activates!)
(Keilee's Support activates!)
(Terrorslayer has a score to settle!)
(Terrorslayer's Daunt activates!)
(Andras' Support activates!)
(Andras' Demonic Aura activates!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 10, crit!
Terrorslayer takes 45 damage!
Terrorslayer is downed!
(Keith has imperfect immaterialism...)
Keith takes 2 damage!
(Keith's Sanjuro activates!)
Keith regains 5 HP!
(Jarvis's Charisma activates!)After a brief moment, it is Kazuto who flinches and falls over, groaning.
(Trish's Daunt activates!)
(Borea's Charisma activates!)
(Miria's Support activates!)
(Rosencrantz's Support activates!)
(Kazuto isn't fucking Kirito....)
(Asuna isn't your fucking waifu....)
(Asuna goes at the speed of go fuck yourself!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: 77 to hit
Hit: 23, hit!
Critical: 13, crit!
Kazuto takes 63 damage!
Kazuto is defeated!
(Keilee wants everyone's hands off Keith! +3 DMG)
(Keilee braces for impact!)
(Keilee's feeling good!)
(Keilee's Runic Armor activates! +1 DMG)
(Trish's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis's Charisma activates!)
(Borea's Charisma activates!)
(Rosencrantz's Support activates!)
(Trish is a fool for adventure!)
Keilee initiates!
Hit Rate: 68 to hit
Hit: 11, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Trish takes 60 damage!
Trish is defeated!
(Keilee's Avidity activates!)
Keilee regains 60 HP!
Serena revives Yliss!
Yliss regains 15 HP!
(Andras is on fire!)
Andras takes 4 damage!
(Borea's Guiding Breeze activates!)
Fantine and Andras regain 5 HP!
(Rena's gloomy heart would turn bright in an instant!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Keith is a strong starter!)
(Keilee's Support activates!)
Rena initiates!
Hit Rate: 69 to hit
Hit: 13, hit!
Keith takes 18 damage!
Keith cannot retaliate!
(Marcia is indomitable!)
(Jarvis' Support activates!)
(Jarvis's Charisma activates!)
(Fantine will deceive the day!)
Fantine initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 19, crit!
Marcia takes 63 damage!
Marcia is downed!
(The gods will drowse!)
(Jarvis' wigglership is blossoming!)
(Jarvis' Shield Wall is active! +2 AS/DR)
(Rosencrantz's Support activates!)
(Andras' Demonic Aura activates!)
(Andras is bound by duty...)
(Andras is the Lord of Avarice!)
(Andras' Lord of Avarice activates!)
(Andras serves the Great Faustus!)
(Borea's Tailwind activates!)
Andras initiates!
Hit Rate: 47 to hit
Hit: 55, miss!
Jarvis retaliates!
Hit Rate: 96 to hit
Hit: 88, hit!
Critical: 13, hit!
Andras takes 39 damage!
Andras is downed!
(Miria's not meant for topping...)
(Keilee's bracing for impact!)
(Keilee wants everyone's hands off Keith! +3 DMG)
(Keilee's feeling good!)
(Keilee's Runic Armor activates +1 DMG)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Rosencrantz's Support activates!)
Miria initiates!
Hit Rate: 29 to hit
Hit: 84, miss!
Keilee retaliates!
Hit Rate: 95 to hit
Hit: 23, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Miria takes 42 damage!
Borea revives Trish!
Trish regains 12 HP!
(Trish's Daunt activates!)
(Borea's Charisma activates!)
(Momo is in Crisis Management mode!)
(Yliss' Support activates!)
(Trish wasn't good enough...)
(Trish is a fool for adventure!)
Momo initiates!
Hit Rate: 71 to hit
Hit: 67, hit!
Trish takes 11 damage!
Trish cannot retaliate!
(Trish's Daunt activates!)
(Borea's Charisma activates!)
(Milly's Support activates!)
(Yliss' Musou activates! +1 AS/+2 DMG)
(Yliss shall never stop being herself!)
(Trish wasn't good enough...)
(Trish is a fool for adventure!)
Yliss initiates!
Hit Rate: 57 to hit
Hit: 20, hit!
Critical: 9, crit!
Trish takes 60 damage!
Trish is downed!
(Trish's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Borea's Charisma activates!)
(Miria wants to raise hell and turn it up!)
(This night is heating up for Miria!)
(Momo's Support activates!)
42-1 initiates!
Hit Rate: 57 to hit
Hit: 15, hit!
Critical: 14, crit!
Miria takes 33 damage!
Miria is downed!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
(Borea's caught in the headlights...)
(Borea's a believer!)
(Taro's Support activates!)
(Asuna's Support activates!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 52 to hit
Hit: 29, hit!
Borea takes 21 damage!
Borea retaliates!
Hit Rate: 79 to hit
Hit: 92, miss!
(Keith's immaterialism is imperfect...)
(Keith springs an ambush!)
(Keith has Sanjuro!)
(Keith's a strong starter!)
(Keith's Underdog activates!)
(Keith's Boxer's Roll activates!)
(Fantine will make the gods drowse!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 8, crit!
Fantine takes 63 damage!
Fantine is downed!
Keith takes 2 damage!
Keith regains 5 HP!
(Asuna fights her way to happiness!)
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)
(Asuna's Faster Than The Eye activates!)
(Rena's gloomy heart turns bright in an instant!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: 93 to hit
Hit: 32, hit!
Critical: 30, crit!
Rena takes 57 damage!
Rena is downed!
(Keilee's Runic Armor activates! +1 DMG)
(Keilee's feeling good!)
(Borea's caught in the headlights...)
(Borea leaves not a trace of doubt!)
(Borea's Goddess of Wind activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Jarvis' Shield Wall activates! +3 DR)
(Borea's a believer!)
(Taro's Support activates!)
Keilee initiates!
Hit Rate: 67 to hit
Hit: 38, hit!
Borea takes 8 damage!
(Borea has been Assessed!)
Borea retaliates!
Hit Rate: 51 to hit
Hit: 64, miss!
Serena heals Momotarou!
Momotarou regains 30 HP!
Shoes revives Marcia with a vulnerary!
Marcia regains 5 HP!
(Borea's Guiding Breeze activates!)
(Taro's not a lover nor a fighter...)
(Borea's Support activates!)
(Jarvis' Shield Wall activates! +3 DR)
(Keilee's feeling good!)
Taro initiates!
Hit Rate: 70 to hit
Hit: 94, miss!
Taro strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 70 to hit
Hit: 100, miss!
Keilee retaliates!
Hit Rate: 58 to hit
Hit: 48, hit!
Taro takes 16 damage!
Taro initiates!
Hit Rate: 70 to hit
Hit: 45, hit!
Keilee takes 6 damage!
Taro strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 70 to hit
Hit: 50, hit!
Keilee takes 6 damage!
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
(Borea's caught in the headlights...)
(Borea's a believer!)
(Jarvis' Shield Wall activates! +1 AS/DR)
(Taro's Support acitvates!)
Borea initiates!
Hit Rate: 77 to hit
Hit: 89, miss!
Jarvis cannot retaliate!
(Keith has imperfect immaterialism...)
(Keith springs an ambush!)
(Keith's a strong starter!)
(Keith has Sanjuro!)
(Keilee's Support activates!)
(Keith's Underdog activates!)
(Taro's not a lover nor a fighter...)
(Borea's Support activates!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: 67 to hit
Hit: 25, hit!
Critical: 13, crit!
Taro takes 57 damage!
Taro is defeated!
Dani and JadeAs Team F milled about in the streets and talked amongst themselves while they awaited their toenail gremlin's return, an odd figure, strangely dressed even by Ishim standards stepped towards Shoes with a tome in hand, and an oddly smug look on their face.
Of course, with world-renown heroes, there come those who seek assistance with their own issues.
The two of you, for whatever reasons you had, sat in the audience as Team F and Great Grandee faced off, and sat as Team F, despite a valiant defense from their opponents, beat them into the ground. They're alone now, and you've got your own agenda.
What is it that you're doing here?
//Dani and Jade may post.
(https://i.imgur.com/nHy2MaK.png)"Must we carry along more impotent weaklings? I desire more enemies to crush, not more lowly grunts to slow me down."Coughing loudly to announce her presence, Dan instinctively billows out her cape once more before she loudly declares.
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/qvcalpjdhdum34a/Mellow.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/1gyaryvgcgds2nn/Keith20Stuff.txt?raw=1) "...well, the law finally caught up to him, on account of all the arson."
Then Serena turns to the newcomer.
(https://i.imgur.com/oVdq9Ot.png) "Weeelll....I'm not sure we're all that helpful. Given uh....we've kinda gotten a little buddy-buddy with the Demon Generals. Some of them. Not Mammon. He's....kind of a jerk."
Still, there were new arrivals to focus on, so she turned to Jade with a bit of a grin, having noticed the hesitation with which Jade reacted to Keith touching on all the crazy shit about the Goddesses.
(https://i.imgur.com/Q6ttwDa.png):"Fair warning, you know, if you join up with us, there is nooooo way you get to completely dodge all of the complicated fuckery involving goddesses and demons and whatever. I've been here the entire time and I'm still only piecing together the basics of what the hell's going on -uh, like, this is really not stuff I'm good at- but it sure does get thrown in your face."
(https://i.imgur.com/VI33hVx.png)
"A-arson? I hope no one was too badly injured." She was a little more concerned about if there's more colorful folks like an arsonist in their group. Though, I suppose she shouldn't be one to talk.
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/hsnv5latvh4e1ke/Smile.png?raw=1) "Luckily I can pay all that off when we kick the Demon Lord's ass, so I'm not stressing over it too much."(https://i.imgur.com/9iDGzIx.png) "Would suicide not be an easier way to escape your debts?"
(https://i.imgur.com/nHy2MaK.png)"It sounds like you would prefer to die now. I would be happy to oblige."Dan simply laughs at the red haired man's accusation, or at Shoes's statement, it's not entirely clear.
(https://i.postimg.cc/50SXrBh8/rosencrantz-mug-annoyed.png)"I'm pretty sure slavery's illegal in.....all of the Seven Kingdoms? What kind of shady stuff were you up to before all this?"
(https://i.imgur.com/oVdq9Ot.png) "You know, if you ever wanted me to, I could just dispel the slave mark, like, right now, no problem. I never offered before because, well....I wasn't actually sure I knew a spell to remove it. But I'm pretty sure I do. That fight got me more confident."
(https://i.imgur.com/oVdq9Ot.png) "You know, if you ever wanted me to, I could just dispel the slave mark, like, right now, no problem. I never offered before because, well....I wasn't actually sure I knew a spell to remove it. But I'm pretty sure I do. That fight got me more confident."(https://i.imgur.com/Uh5y83G.png) "... Wait a minute! You CAN dispel shit after all! Why didn't I realize it before?! That would...!"
(https://i.imgur.com/nHy2MaK.png)"And I only need five percent of this lance to render you a bleeding ruin beneath my feet!" Shoes brandished her lance, preparing to charge at the offending mage.Seeming unfazed by Shoes murderous aura, Dan instead opts to continue gloating?
The horse-turned-girl picked herself off the ground shakily, glaring at everyone nearby - she hadn't actually seen who assaulted her.A hint of actual fear could be seen in Dan's eyes as Shoes charged on ahead with her spear, before the mage's hands quickly move to grasp at a tome strapped to her belt. The mage's actions were thankfully a moment too late to do more than watch as the red haired man's whip swept the charging warrior of her feet. A few more moments passed before the mage simply laughed, and let her hand slip down from the tome once more.
(https://i.imgur.com/nHy2MaK.png)"These insults shall not go unavenged, mark my words." She whipped around, pointing her lance at Momotarou with one arm outstretched. "That includes the ogling of my nether coverings! I do not need lecherous eyes staining my perfect form." She was silent for an awkward moment before blushing slightly. "Or, at least, soft weaklings like you would call this pathetic, smooth form perfect. It is utterly insufficient to contain my wrath, of course."
Shoes blinked.(https://i.imgur.com/qoraZk1.png) "Well, we still are a team in the end. I'm packed with enough swords anyway, so here."
(https://i.imgur.com/nHy2MaK.png)"I just offered you a veiled threat. Now you are offering to freely share?"
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/hsnv5latvh4e1ke/Smile.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/1gyaryvgcgds2nn/Keith20Stuff.txt?raw=1) "Nah, I'm not interested like that."(https://i.imgur.com/qoraZk1.png) "..."
(https://i.imgur.com/qoraZk1.png) "..."
For a moment, there was a glimmer in Yliss' eyes. But it dissipated as quickly as it emerged.
(https://i.imgur.com/ixIez6L.png) "He has not wronged me. It is well within his rights to have come to his conclusion."
(https://i.imgur.com/nHy2MaK.png)"Yet he has clearly caused you harm. Do you intend to take this in stride like some pathetic wretch, or do something about it?"
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/hsnv5latvh4e1ke/Smile.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/1gyaryvgcgds2nn/Keith20Stuff.txt?raw=1) "All right, I think they get the message."To her credit, Dani didn't immediately return to hurling invectives at Keith or Shoes, as the mage first took out a few moments of her time to dust herself off.
Keith gently set Dani back on her feet.
Asuna brought her hand up in the side-to-side wavey "kind of" gesture at Jade.
(https://i.imgur.com/5PUD9Uo.png):"Ehhhhhh, it's like... you CAN fight them, to some extent, we DID scrap with Freya a bit, beat her a bit, but when she actually really started going... all out and divine light, it was sort of just the Goddesses and the Demon Generals at that point, with Lucifer going up to match her. But I've only seen that actually happen once and we've been having multiple fights with Demon Generals so far, so even all of these divine kinds of people don't always go that serious even when they're pissed, like Leviathan has been. Must be some sort of super special thing."
(https://i.postimg.cc/DZVV1MFs/ts421-default.png): "All I have to offer is tea, ma'am, but it is fine tea if I do say so myself." The homunculus expertly poured a small cupful and offered it to the hooded woman. "As for my name, it indicates that I was the 42nd test subject and the 1st success case in my Old Master's experiments to create an artificial being." No matter how many times 42 told this story, he never got bored of it. Probably because it was the most interesting story he had to tell.Raising an eyebrow at the self proclaimed test subject's approach, Dan perks up a little after hearing a snippet of their life story.
(https://i.imgur.com/CQata5X.png)
"Tea works just fine, Thank you." It was nice to see hospitality within the group. She takes the cup before taking a small sip, "So... you're an artificial being huh...?" Well, at least this could be a bit more believable than being a god. Though, still a bit out there. "Are you alright with that being your name, TS 42-1?" It was a bit of a mouthful too, "Not to be rude but, wouldn't you like a usual name like Jack or something?"
Raising an eyebrow at the self proclaimed test subject's approach, Dan perks up a little after hearing a snippet of their life story.42 bowed to the other newcomer.
(https://i.imgur.com/wRomq7q.png): "Oh? Could you tell me more about your old master?"
(https://i.imgur.com/CVdUO25.png): "I don't often hear of magicians with such potentially equal caliber you see, but anyone who could create a living, thinking person with magic alone sounds like a worthy rival."
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/qvcalpjdhdum34a/Mellow.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/1gyaryvgcgds2nn/Keith20Stuff.txt?raw=1) "And maybe when we beat the Demon Lord Revivians will just... stop being a thing. They won't be needed anymore, at least not in this world."(https://i.imgur.com/Uh5y83G.png) "Oh, shit, I didn't even think about that possibility."
(https://i.imgur.com/x2PzhTD.png) "Uhh...MMPMH an issue in what you said. Won't the folks like -try- to punish all the Demon Generals? I mean MPMH isn't like they know who are MPMH involved in this."(https://i.imgur.com/9DPlnj7.png) "Considering most of us have been wandering around unnoticed by you mortals for the last few millennia, I wouldn't worry about it."
(https://i.imgur.com/x2PzhTD.png) "So that's MPMH current concern. What we will do about this once MPMH war ends, because I feel like MPMH might want to put every Demon General in a trial."
(https://i.imgur.com/NJrHLIn.png) ".....in any case.....how should I trust that you have no violent intentions towards me? You already have that woman trying to hunt me down. And you have two godlings helping you. If you truly claim to be seeking the truth, how dare you side with them?"
Momo activates Switcheroo on Freya and Megara!
It has no visible effect!
(Momo's Discombobulate activates!)
Freya and Megara lose 15 Eva and 3 DR for 1 turn!
(Rhea's Cradle of Jade activates! Freya's Lull of Complacency and Song of Peace, and Megara's Roar of Dominion do not activate!)Milly's shield takes the brunt of the damage, but it's clear it wasn't meant to take on the brunt of a Goddess' power.
(Momo's Discombobulate is active!)
(Jarvis' Shield Wall activates! +3 AS/+3 DR)
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
(Jarvis shines like a sapphire star!)
(Serena's Divine Dragon's Protection activates!)
(Serena's Serene Waters activates!)
(Milly's Support activates!)
(Freya's the lean and hungry type!)
(Freya's a beast at heart!)
(Freya will chew Jarvis up!)
(Megara's Ball Breaker's effect activates! +15 Crit)
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)
(Megara's Daunt activates!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit
Hit: 60, hit!
Freya takes 18 damage!
Freya retaliates!
Hit Rate: 54 to hit
Hit: 49, hit!
Jarvis takes 18 damage!
(Rhea's Cradle of Jade activates! Freya's Lull of Complacency and Song of Peace, and Megara's Roar of Dominion do not activate!)
(Momo's Discombobulate is active!)
(Freya's Charisma activates!)
(Megara's Daunt activates!)
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Keith's Underdog activates!)
(Keith's a strong starter!)
(Keith's Sanjuro activates!)
(Keith has imperfect immaterialism...)
(Serena's Divine Dragon's Protection activates!)
(Serena's Serene Waters activates!)
(Megara's Domain of Thunder activates!)
(Freya's Love's Embrace's effect activates! +5 DMG)
(Yliss' Support activates!)
(Megara wants you to run away if you see her!)
(Megara's script is to the letter!)
(Megara will write your final verse!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Megara takes 19 damage!
(Keith takes 2 damage!)
Megara retaliates!
Hit Rate: 70 to hit
Hit: 20, hit!
Keith takes 22 damage!
(Keith regains 5 HP from Sanjuro!)
(Rhea's Cradle of Jade activates! Freya's Lull of Complacency and Song of Peace, and Megara's Roar of Dominion do not activate!)With a blast of light, Shoes is forced to support herself on her lance, barely standing after a barrage of spells.
(Momo's Discombobulate is active!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Shoes' hooves thunder!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
(Megara's Daunt activates!)
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)
(Serena's Divine Dragon's Protection activates!)
(Serena's Serene Waters activates!)
(Freya's the lean and hungry type!)
(Freya's a beast at heart!)
(Freya will chew Shoes up!)
(Megara's Ball Breaker's effect activates! +15 Crit)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 65 to hit
Hit: 87, miss!
Freya retaliates!
Hit Rate: 62 to hit
Hit: 36, hit!
Shoes takes 28 damage!
Freya strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 62 to hit
Hit: 28, hit!
Shoes takes 28 damage!
Shoes is downed!
(Yliss' has a "severe pollen allergy"....)Yliss is knocked on her back by the force of Freya's counterattack, but it's clear the attack caught her off guard, making her less confident.
Yliss loses 2 HP!
(Rhea's Cradle of Jade activates! Freya's Lull of Complacency and Song of Peace, and Megara's Roar of Dominion do not activate!)
(Momo's Discombobulate is active!)
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Megara's Daunt activates!)
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)
(Serena's Divine Dragon's Protection activates!)
(Serena's Serene Waters activates!)
(Freya's the lean and hungry type!)
(Freya's a beast at heart!)
(Freya will chew Yliss up!)
(Megara's Ball Breaker's effect activates! +15 Crit)
Yliss initiates!
Hit Rate: 82 to hit
Hit: 73, hit!
Critical: 41, crit!
Freya takes 36 damage!
(Freya's Life Point is consumed!)
Freya retaliates!
Hit Rate: 41 to hit
Hit: 14, hit!
Critical: 20, crit!
Yliss takes 87 damage!
Yliss is downed!
(Rhea's Cradle of Jade activates! Freya's Lull of Complacency and Song of Peace, and Megara's Roar of Dominion do not activate!)Dani follows Shoes and Yliss to the ground, dazzled by blasts of light.
(Momo's Discombobulate is active!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Megara's Daunt activates!)
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Shield Wall activates!)
(Serena's Divine Dragon's Protection activates!)
(Serena's Serene Waters activates!)
(Freya's the lean and hungry type!)
(Freya's a beast at heart!)
(Megara's Ball Breaker's effect activates! +15 Crit)
(Dani moves at galeforce speeds!)
(Dani rocks you like a hurricane!)
(Dani huffs and puffs!)
Dani initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
(Flare check: 24, pass!)
Freya takes 38 damage!
(Freya's world will be ripped apart...)
Freya retaliates!
Hit Rate: 24 to hit
Hit: 7, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Dani takes 39 damage!
Dani is downed!
(Rhea's Cradle of Jade activates! Freya's Lull of Complacency and Song of Peace, and Megara's Roar of Dominion do not activate!)
(Momo's Discombobulate is active!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Megara's Daunt activates!)
(Jade's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Shield Wall activates!)
(Serena's Divine Dragon's Protection activates!)
(Serena's Serene Waters activates!)
(Freya's world will be ripped apart...)
(Freya's a beast at heart!)
(Jade is the Emerald Scar!)
Jade initiates!
Hit Rate: 83 to hit
Hit: 94, miss!
Freya retaliates!
Hit Rate: 41 to hit
Hit: 37, hit!
Jade takes 21 damage!
(Rhea's Cradle of Jade activates! Freya's Lull of Complacency and Song of Peace, and Megara's Roar of Dominion do not activate!)....and when the light fades, and the dazzling ends, Marcia stands, axe in hand, undisturbed.
(Momo's Discombobulate is active!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Megara's Daunt activates!)
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Shield Wall activates!)
(Serena's Divine Dragon's Protection activates!)
(Serena's Serene Waters activates!)
(Freya's world will be ripped apart...)
(Freya's a beast at heart!)
(Marcia is on fire...)
(Marcia is protected by a veil of fire!)
(Jarvis' Support activates!)
Marcia initiates!
Hit Rate: 74 to hit
Hit: 51, hit!
Freya takes no damage!
(Freya is set on fire!)
Freya retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 10, crit!
(Great Shield check: 16, pass!)
Marcia blocks Freya's attack!
Freya strikes twice!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 15, crit!
(Great Shield check: 6, pass!)
Marcia blocks Freya's attack!
(https://i.imgur.com/n9tabEn.png) "....impossible. How....?"
42-1 uses a Master Seal!
42-1 promotes to Steward!
(Rhea's Cradle of Jade activates! Freya's Lull of Complacency and Song of Peace, and Megara's Roar of Dominion do not activate!)....and draws blood from the Goddess Dragon, causing her to recoil, screaming. The cut isn't large, of course, but to such a character as Freya, the wound to her ego is massive.
(Momo's Discombobulate is active!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Megara's Daunt activates!)
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Shield Wall activates!)
(Serena's Divine Dragon's Protection activates!)
(Serena's Serene Waters activates!)
(Freya's world will be ripped apart...)
(Freya's a beast at heart!)
(Jarvis' Support activates!)
(Asuna is the Lightning Flash!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: 89 to hit
Hit: 1, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Freya takes 42 damage!
Freya is defeated!
Serena revives Shoes!
Shoes regains 16 HP!
Marta uses a Vulnerary on Yliss!
Yliss regains 5 HP!
(Rhea's Cradle of Jade activates! Megara's Roar of Dominion does not activate!)Milly covers her allies trying to pick everyone else up, Megara too engrossed in the fight to notice she'd been abandoned. She wipes her mouth, shaking her head.
(Momo's Discombobulate is active!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Megara's Domain of Thunder activates!)
(Megara's Daunt activates!)
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Shield Wall activates!)
(Serena's Divine Dragon's Protection activates!)
(Serena's Serene Waters activates!)
(You should run away if you see Megara!)
(Megara's script is to the letter!)
(Megara will write your final verse!)
(Jarvis' Support activates!)
(Milly hears the bell of a beginning!)
(Milly's magic might save someone!)
Milly initiates!
Hit Rate: 76 to hit
Hit: 12, hit!
Critical: 18, crit!
(Luna check: 19, pass!)
Megara takes 78 damage!
(Megara's Life Point activates!)
Megara retaliates!
Hit Rate: 32 to hit
Hit: 63, miss!
Megara strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 32 to hit
Hit: 93, miss!
Rosencrantz uses a Vulnerary on Dani!
Dani regains 5 HP!
(Rhea's Cradle of Jade activates! Megara's Roar of Dominion does not activate!)The flat of Rhea's spear connects with the back of Megara's head while she's distracted, knocking her out of her battle-induced fugue. She shakes her head, looking around.
(Rhea's Awareness activates!)
(Momo's Discombobulate is active!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Mammon's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Shield Wall activates!)
(Serena's Divine Dragon's Protection activates!)
(Serena's Serene Waters activates!)
(Rhea knows true strength!)
(Rhea will fight on even if she loses all she has...)
(Rhea's promise still remains!)
Rhea initiates!
Hit Rate: 75 to hit
Hit: 62, hit!
Critical: 4, crit!
Megara takes 57 damage!
(https://i.imgur.com/CLIjUec.png) "....do Goddesses ever shut up?"(https://i.imgur.com/Soj26Pa.png) "No, no they do not."
(https://i.imgur.com/NJrHLIn.png) "Impossible. That's....holy magic. That would....that's never worked on demons. How....?"(https://i.imgur.com/Soj26Pa.png) "Perhaps that is the power of a goddess."
(https://i.imgur.com/t4K0bhM.png) "I don't do nosebleeds, I'm not an anime character... I think?"(https://i.imgur.com/6b7dxi7.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/bPgkyC7.png) "Headshotting me like that won't be easy, as I was thinking about playing on the same side - look there, at the court there's the not-Konosuba duo.
(https://i.imgur.com/6b7dxi7.png)
"A lot of these words you people speak here are very foreign to me. Can-no-sue-bus? What does that even mean?"
(https://i.imgur.com/8ORfDAG.png) "It's a popular show from where Revivians originated from and the two people there are very reminiscent of main characters from said show. I know that it sounds like crazy talk, I'm aware how Generians view us, but you can ask the Goddesses here and they'll confirm that we indeed come from... another planet? Another dimension? Another reality? I don't know the exact level of separation between a Revivian's old life and their new one here..."(https://i.imgur.com/6b7dxi7.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/8ORfDAG.png) "Also you still wanna wear a cloak at the beach? The heat must be unbearable under that thing..."(https://i.imgur.com/CQata5X.png)
Shoes, meanwhile, was at N3, glaring at the ocean as if it'd offended her. Or perhaps that was just what her face looked like.A cold breeze blows across Shoes's body as Dan steps in to the scene, still dressed in her full regalia, and with a wide and frilly purple and white umbrella held aloft to ward off the heat and sunlight.
(https://i.imgur.com/nHy2MaK.png)". . ."
(https://i.imgur.com/lNYA1Oy.png)(https://i.imgur.com/8ORfDAG.png) "Heh. If people wanted nothing but heat, they'd hit a desert, not a beach. The water's a feature after all."
"C-cold! Jeeze... I didn't think the ocean would be this freezing. Though, I suppose it does its job of fighting the heat here."
(https://i.imgur.com/nHy2MaK.png)"I am not a fan of many things, including mages with inflated heads, but I have no grudge against this particular piece of damp, grainy land."(https://i.imgur.com/0reVY4O.png): "Humph, and here I thought I'd get to watch you try to challenge the ocean to a fight."
(Keith has Sanjuro!)Orobas tanks the fists, and retaliates with a fierce slam of his hammer into Keith's gut. Though Keith's still standing after that, it's pretty clear that if Orobas lands even one more hit like that on him, he's down for the count.
(Keith's a strong starter!)
(Keith's Underdog activates!)
(Keith's Boxer's Roll activates!)
(Orobas is blinded by rage...)
(Orobas' Underdog activates!)
(Orobas roams inside a pit of danger!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Orobas takes 16 damage!
(Orobas gains 1 stack of Bloody-Minded Determination!)
Keith strikes twice!
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Orobas takes 14 damage!
(Orobas gains 2 stacks of Bloody-Minded Determination!)
(Orobas swallows down a thousand years of anger!)
Orobas retaliates!
Hit Rate: 59 to hit
Hit: 6, hit!
Keith takes 28 damage!
(Keith is no longer a strong starter...)
(Keith's Underdog activates!)In the blink of an eye, it is indeed over.
(Keith's Boxer's Roll activates!)
(Orobas is blinded by rage...)
(Orobas' Underdog activates!)
(Orobas roams inside a pit of danger!)
(Orobas swallows down a thousand years of anger!)
(Orobas will bring Keith to the ground!)
Orobas initiates!
Hit Rate: 59 to hit
Hit: 78, miss!
Keith retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Orobas takes 10 damage!
(Orobas gains 1 stack of Bloody-Minded Determination!)
Keith strikes again!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Orobas takes 8 damage!
Orobas is defeated!
(https://i.imgur.com/nHy2MaK.png)"I am not in the mood for your petty taunts. Say something productive or be disemboweled."(https://i.imgur.com/wRomq7q.png): "Well I was going to ask if you wanted to get ice cream once you were done with whatever this was, but."
(https://i.imgur.com/8ORfDAG.png) "... Yeah, I guess I just rambled on in the end. The key takeaway here is: Due to a specific work of art that is beloved amongst many from our old world, there's a higher chance that a Revivian will see you as the person you are under those scars. Someone with baggage of her own, but a normal person nonetheless. Well, as far as any of us can be called normal here, that is. More normal than 42-1 and Marcia, that's for sure."(https://i.imgur.com/fDruYx3.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/df8xA1u.png)(https://i.imgur.com/8ORfDAG.png) "Yes... and no. It's complicated. I've been a loner without any direction for the future back on Earth and my parents certainly didn't help, since they stopped acknowledging me as a person of value if my scores in school were less than perfect. In hindsight, I wasted a lot of time on entertainment media and, frankly, being an asshole at times on... well, it's hard to explain forums and boards and chatrooms without going on a major tangent. Let's just say that back on Earth, we had a lot of possibilities in how to interact with other people over a distance in real time without needing to be physically present. Like communicating via the tablets we have here, except even more advanced."
"Actually, I've been focusing a lot about myself but I haven't really asked about you. How was you life before... coming over here? You revivans claim you come from another world right? Did you enjoy it over this one?"
(https://i.imgur.com/t5qOCdA.png) "You better not screw up against the Demon Lord. I haven't got the time to fight a half-assed vampire."
Midori Mask pokes his head out from the bleachers with the booker.
"He gone?"
(https://i.imgur.com/nHy2MaK.png)". . . if you had led with that, this exchange would have been far more efficient. I will accept your offering of ice cream should it prove satisfactory."(https://i.imgur.com/kXBxPk2.png): "Hey, I had to make sure that I wasn't interrupting something important first didn't I?"
(https://i.imgur.com/kXBxPk2.png): "Hey, I had to make sure that I wasn't interrupting something important first didn't I?"
(https://i.imgur.com/nHy2MaK.png)"Less impertinence, more offerings. I have even less patience than usual today."(https://i.imgur.com/bk2TRKF.png) "And here I thought you were always this touchy."
(https://i.imgur.com/nHy2MaK.png)"I request your sweetest and most decadent blend of flavors in the most massive quantity you have practically available." Without missing a beat, she turned back to Dan. "I do not know what limits you are referring to."Finding herself with two full hands, and no desire to drop her umbrella for the moment, Dan instead opts to wordlessly hand her cone over to Shoes before she digs around in search of her wallet.
Shoes eyes the cone consideringly for a moment, but elects to not devour the tasty treat in anticipation of getting her own.An expression begins to form on Dan's face, as if she suddenly began to understand, or 'get' something about Shoes, or at least believed that she was as she muttered.
(https://i.imgur.com/nHy2MaK.png)"Patience is one of the few qualities I lack, but more than it has been tested as of late. Adjusting to this form has raised many questions for my great personage."
The vendor hands Shoes a heaping cone of caramel ice cream, topped with chocolate sauce.She coughed loudly in response.
"One caramel ice, right up! You two seem so adorable together, by the way. Reminds me of my daughter and her girlfriend."
(https://i.imgur.com/BwFcD0W.png) "And so's your flirting, but we can control one variable."(https://i.imgur.com/EwFrRdy.png) "I'm liking you more by the minute, Leviathan."
(https://i.imgur.com/BwFcD0W.png) "Well, when it's only a sword wielded by an ancient master of your people that killed many of my kind, being itself one of a kind, it's not easy for me to forget it."(https://i.imgur.com/qoraZk1.png) "Kinda surprised about that. I only know about him being undefeated in duels, and being one of the most infamous skirtchasers ever. In fact, to the point that the Musashi School got formed by some of his children specifically for the sake of forsaking carnal desires in pursuit of even greater achievements with the blade, to finally eradicate what they perceive as a shameful stain in their genealogy."
(https://i.imgur.com/nHy2MaK.png)". . . and so it will be that I am left without a purpose, once this final conflict is over." Shoes spoke quietly, then gave a small shake of her head. Her eyes flicked toward Momo and Yliss, her expression pinched slightly in an indiscernable expression, then turned away.Serena shrugged.
(https://i.imgur.com/mKiZfH3.png) "Am I supposed to just....sit down and pretend like your kind hasn't treated us like the enemy for centuries? To just....redirect my anger, after all that was done?"(https://i.imgur.com/qoraZk1.png) "That's how peace is achieved."
...The giant, imposing shape of Orobas Centimani Rhadamanthea steps in front of Keith and the rest of Team F...
...The rest of the Warriors pour out behind Trish, her best and brightest fighters, joining the gathered Drake Park Chiefs...
...(https://i.imgur.com/4F7tN6E.png) "Keep your eyes on the prize, Lucy."...
Serena turns to her team, smiling.
(https://i.imgur.com/ukU3Ghf.png) "Alright! Let's go. Team F.... believe in us! Let's stop my sister!"
(https://i.imgur.com/BeNWBTO.png) "American Wolfhound! I've seen your fight in Midgardia, and I gotta say... I would be honored to prove myself as a worthy opponent in a future fight today! Remember the name Big Blue!"
(https://i.imgur.com/n9tabEn.png) "The reject, the screw-up, calling me, the perfect daughter, a monster?! How presumptuous."
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)
(Serena's Divine Blessing is in place!)
(Freya's Charisma activates!)
(Freya's Lull of Complacency activates!)
(Mephistopheles's Malice activates!)
(Mephistopheles shall crucify and witness!)
Asuna initiates!
Hit Rate: 38 to hit
Hit: 3, hit!
Critical: 8, crit!
Mephistopheles takes 33 damage!
(Asuna's Faster than the Eye activates!)
Asuna gains +33 Evade!
(Mephistopheles blames the world!)
Mephistopheles retaliates!
Hit Rate: 55 to hit
Hit: 32, hit!
Asuna takes 33 damage!
(Keith's a strong starter!)(https://i.imgur.com/00A94wq.png) "You will...serve loyally....or perish."
(Keith has Sanjuro!)
(Keith's Underdog activates!)
(Keith's Boxer's Roll activates!)
(Serena's Divine Blessing is in place!)
(Freya's Charisma activates!)
(Freya's Lull of Complacency activates!)
(Mephistopheles's Malice activates!)
(Mephistopheles shall crucify and witness!)
(Mephistopheles blames the the world!)
(Demon's Pledge is active!)
Keith initiates!
Hit Rate: 51 to hit
Hit: 13, hit!
Mephistopheles takes 14 damage!
(Mephistopheles' Life Point is removed!)
(Mephistopheles no longer blames the the world!)
Keith strikes again!
Hit Rate: 51 to hit
Hit: 13, hit!
Mephistopheles takes 14 damage!
Mephistopheles retaliates!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit
Hit: 17, hit!
Critical: 5, crit!
Keith takes 45 damage!
(Yliss feistily flies to the fight!)
(Yliss achieves the peak of peeking pears!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Keith's Support activates!)
(Serena's Divine Blessing is in place!)
(Freya's Charisma activates!)
(Freya's Lull of Complacency activates!)
(Mephistopheles's Malice activates!)
(Mephistopheles shall crucify and witness!)
Yliss initiates!
Hit Rate: 64 to hit
Hit: 6, hit!
Mephistopheles takes 5 damage!
Mephistopheles retaliates!
Hit Rate: 67 to hit
Hit: 51, hit!
Yliss takes 28 damage!
(Momo applies the rule of burning momentum!)(https://i.imgur.com/00A94wq.png) "For my lady.....I will fight on...."
(Momo's Bewilder activates!)
(Momo's Discombobulate activates!)
(Yliss' Support activates!)
(Serena's Divine Blessing is in place!)
(Freya's Charisma activates!)
(Freya's Lull of Complacency activates!)
(Mephistopheles's Malice activates!)
(Mephistopheles shall crucify and witness!)
Momotarou initiates!
Hit Rate: 74 to hit
Hit: 74, hit!
Mephistopheles takes 15 damage!
(Mephistopheles blames the world!)
Mephistopheles retaliates!
Hit Rate: 55 to hit
Hit: 91, miss!
(Shoes' hooves thunder!)While both of them inflict about equal harm, Shoes is barely standing after, while Freya shrugs off the attack. Mostly.
(Shoes' Trample activates!)
(Serena's Divine Blessing activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Serena's Divine Blessing activates!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
(Freya's the lean and hungry type!)
(Freya's a beast in the heart!)
(Freya's Lull of Complacency activates!)
(Mephistopheles' Demon Lord activates!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 69 to hit
Hit: 29, hit!
Freya takes 26 damage!
(Freya's not the lean and hungry type...)
(Freya's world will be torn apart....)
Freya retaliates!
Hit Rate: 56 to hit
Hit: 41, hit!
Shoes takes 28 damage!
(Jade's Assassinate is active!)(https://i.imgur.com/00A94wq.png) "Thank you..."
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Jade's Daunt activates!)
(Serena's Divine Blessing activates!)
(Mephistopheles suffers under bitterness and burden...)
(Mephistopheles shall crucify and witness!)
(Mephistopheles shall blame the world!)
(Freya's Lull of Complacency activates!)
(Freya's Charisma activates!)
(Mephistopheles' Malice activates!)
(Yliss' Support activates!)
Jade initiates!
Hit Rate: 56 to hit
Hit: 56, hit!
Critical: 9, crit!
Mephistopheles takes 70 damage!
Mephistohpeles is defeated!
(42-1 notices Keith is leaking!)
42-1 heal Keith!
Keith gains 39 HP!
(Dani invokes Galeforce!)As Dani is knocked away by a blast of unparalleled, blinding light, Marta takes the opportunity to take a shot directly at Freya's head. The dragon hisses, screeching, as the divinely-empowered attack injures her.
(Dani will rock Freya like a hurricane!)
(Dani will huff and puff until she blows Freya down!)
(Serena's Divine Blessing activates!)
(Shoe's Support activates!)
(Freya's world will be ripped apart...)
(Freya is a beast at heart!)
(Freya's Lull of Complacency activates!)
Dani initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
(Flare check: 4, pass!)
Freya takes 51 damage!
(Freya's first Life Point is depleted!)
Freya retaliates!
Hit Rate: 38 to hit
Hit: 20, hit!
Critical: 10, crit!
Dani takes 63 damage!
Dani is downed!
(Freya's world will be ripped apart...)As Marta and her pegasus swandive to the ground, the party realises something.
(Freya is a beast at heart!)
(Serena's Divine Blessing activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(42-1's Support activates!)
Marta initiates!
Hit Rate: 82 to hit
Hit: 53, hit!
(Flare check: 25, pass!)
Freya takes 46 damage!
(Freya's second Life Point is depleted!)
(Freya has been Assessed!)
Freya initiates!
Hit Rate: 62 to hit
Hit: 58, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Marta takes 78 damage!
Marta is downed!
(The waters around Serena are getting warm!)
(Serena's Serene Waters activates!)
(Serena's Divine Dragon's Protection activates!)
(Serena's Divine Blessing activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Momo's Support activates!)
(Freya has been Assessed!)
(Freya's Lull of Complacency is active!)
(Freya's world will be ripped apart...)
(Freya is a beat in the heart!)
Serena initiates!
Hit Rate: 90 to hit
Hit: 62, hit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Freya takes 123 damage!
Freya is defeated!
(https://i.imgur.com/i4lo2IN.png) "....do your friends have anything to say? Please, Serena's friends, if you have anything to add, speak now. I do not wish to make a decision so uninformed again."
-snip-Mephistopheles just gives Marcia the blankest look.
(https://i.imgur.com/DFA5lBc.png) "My power over order extends to restraining the powers of my fellow Goddesses when so necessary, as you saw earlier. I can restrain Freya's powers. She would still be equal to a powerful mortal mage, however; I can only restrict her power so much."(https://i.imgur.com/x2PzhTD.png) "What MPMH your mother then? Can't she do such thing?"
(https://www.dropbox.com/s/hsnv5latvh4e1ke/Smile.png?raw=1) (https://www.dropbox.com/s/1gyaryvgcgds2nn/Keith20Stuff.txt?raw=1) "Hear me out, Shoes. You're one of the top adventurers in the world right now, and strong as hell in the bargain. I bet you could find a place with any guild you cared to - or start one of your own."(https://i.imgur.com/nHy2MaK.png)"That is. . . not the worst suggestion. I shall consider it." She turned about with a "hmph," giving her cape (and twintails) a dramatic flap. "If any of you think yourselves worthy of fighting under my command, I might consider giving you a chance."
(Shoes' Trample activates!)
(Shoes' Triangle Adept activates!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 9, crit!
Barrow-Wight C takes 186 damage!
Barrow-Wight C is defeated!
(Shoes' Trample activates!)
(Thanatosian Familiar B's Malefic Aura activates!)
(Shoes' Triangle Adept activates!)
(Thanatos' Daunt activates!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 71 to hit
Hit: 60, hit!
Critical: 19, crit!
Barrow-Wight B takes 186 damage!
Barrow-Wight B is defeated!
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(Shoes' Trample activates!)
(Shoes' Equine Rage activates!)
(Thanatosian Familiar B's Malefic Aura activates!)
(Shoes' Triangle Adept activates!)
(Thanatos' Daunt activates!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 71 to hit
Hit: 68, hit!
Critical: 13, crit!
Barrow-Wight D takes 186 damage!
Barrow-Wight D is defeated!
(Shoes' Equine Rage activates!)
(Shoes' Trample activates)
(Shoes' Equine Rage activates!)
(Thanatosian Familiar B's Malefic Aura activates!)
(Shoes' Triangle Adept activates!)
(Thanatos' Daunt activates!)
Thanatosian Familiar B initiates!
Hit Rate: 61 to hit
Hit: 96, miss!
Shoes retaliates!
Hit Rate: 11 to hit
Hit: 9, hit!
Critical: 24, crit!
Thanatosian Familiar B takes 135 damage!
Thanatosian Familiar B is defeated!
(Shoes' Equine Rage activates!)
(Shoes' Trample activates)
(Shoes' Equine Rage activates!)
(Thanatosian Familiar A's Malefic Aura activates!)
(Shoes' Triangle Adept activates!)
(Thanatos' Daunt activates!)
Thanatosian Familiar B initiates!
Hit Rate: 61 to hit
Hit: 91, miss!
Shoes retaliates!
Hit Rate: 11 to hit
Hit: 22, miss!
Shoes strikes again!
Hit Rate: 11 to hit
Hit: 4, hit!
Critical: 10, crit!
Thanatosian Familiar A takes 135 damage!
Thanatosian Familiar A is defeated!
(Shoes' Equine Rage activates!)
(Shoes' Trample activates)
(Shoes' Equine Rage activates!)
(Thanatos' Daunt activates!)
Barrow-Wight A initiates!
Hit Rate: 61 to hit
Hit: 58, hit!
Shoes takes 13 damage!
Shoes retaliates!
Hit Rate: 31 to hit
Hit: 24, hit!
Critical: 10, crit!
Barrow-Wight A takes 141 damage!
Barrow-Wight A is defeated!
(Shoes' Equine Rage activates!)
(Shoes restores 22 HP!)
(Shoes' Trample activates)
(Shoes' Equine Rage activates!)
(Thanatos' Daunt activates!)
Barrow-Wight E initiates!
Hit Rate: 61 to hit
Hit: 5, hit!
Shoes takes 13 damage!
Shoes retaliates!
Hit Rate: 31 to hit
Hit: 69, miss!
Shoes strikes again!
Hit Rate: 31 to hit
Hit: 89, miss!
(Shoes' Trample activates)
(Thanatos' Daunt activates!)
(Hellrealm Baron A's Evil Eye activates!)
Hellrealm Baron A initiates!
Hit Rate: 56 to hit
Hit: 31, hit!
Shoes takes 22 damage!
(Shoes' Wrath activates!)
Shoes retaliates!
Hit Rate: 36 to hit
Hit: 29, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Hellrealm Baron A takes 123 damage!
Hellrealm Baron A is defeated!
(Shoes' Equine Rage activates!)
Shoes regains 22 HP!
(Shoes' Trample activates)
(Thanatos' Daunt activates!)
(Shoes' Equine Rage activates!)
(Hellrealm Baron B's Evil Eye activates!)
Hellrealm Baron A initiates!
Hit Rate: 56 to hit
Hit: 69, miss!
Shoes retaliates!
Hit Rate: 36 to hit
Hit: 14, hit!
Critical: 5, crit!
Hellrealm Baron B takes 123 damage!
Hellrealm Baron B is defeated!
(Shoes' Equine Rage activates!)
Shoes regains 22 HP!
(Thanatos' Daunt activates!)
(Shoes' Equine Rage activates!)
(Thanatos shall face the darkness in our hearts with solemn hearts!)
Thanatos initiates!
Hit Rate: 86 to hit
Hit: 92, miss!
Shoes retaliates!
Hit Rate: 34 to hit
Hit: 55, miss!
(Thanatos' Daunt activates!)
(Shoes' Equine Rage activates!)
(Thanatos shall face the darkness in our hearts with solemn hearts!)
Thanatos initiates!
Hit Rate: 86 to hit
Hit: 88, miss!
Shoes retaliates!
Hit Rate: 34 to hit
Hit: 22, hit!
Left Dracolich Head takes 34 damage!
Left Dracolich Head is destroyed!
Thanatos loses a Life Point and a Press Turn!
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(Shoes' hooves thunder!)
(Thanatos' Daunt activates!)
(Thanatos shall face the darkness with solemn fire!)
(Thanatos aspires to truth and pursues strength!)
(Thanatos' In Tandem activates!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 34 to hit
Hit: 13, hit!
The Right Dracolich Head takes 37 damage!
The Right Dracolich Head is destroyed!
Thanatos loses a Life Point!
Thanatos retaliates!
Hit Rate: 75 to hit
Hit: 76, miss!
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(Shoes' hooves thunder!)
(Thanatos' Daunt activates!)
(Thanatos shall face the darkness with solemn fire!)
(Thanatos aspires to truth and pursues strength!)
(Thanatos' In Tandem activates!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 34 to hit
Hit: 6, hit!
The Middle Dracolich Head takes 37 damage!
The Middle Dracolich Head is destroyed!
Thanatos loses a Life Point!
Thanatos retaliates!
Hit Rate: 75 to hit
Hit: 25, hit!
Shoes takes 32 damage!
Shoes uses up one life!
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(Shoes' hooves thunder!)
(Thanatos' Daunt activates!)
(Thanatos shall face the darkness with solemn fire!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 34 to hit
Hit: 9, hit!
Critical: 10, crit!
Thanatos takes 167 damage!
Thanatos loses a Life Point!
Thanatos retaliates!
Hit Rate: 75 to hit
Hit: 47, hit!
Shoes takes 32 damage!
Shoes uses up one life!
Combat 2:
(Shoes has equine rage!)
(Shoes' hooves thunder!)
(Thanatos' Daunt activates!)
(Thanatos shall face the darkness with solemn fire!)
Shoes initiates!
Hit Rate: 34 to hit
Hit: 14, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Thanatos takes 167 damage!
Thanatos is defeated!