Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 28, 2019, 07:32:59 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Bold actions. If you have more than one action break them. Example:
Open Door
Steal Doorknob
Fold wall 25 times
This will make it easier to determine which sentences are part of one action and which parts are for a different action so I know what to roll for. Each turn I will list any locations discovered in relation to each character's current location, so everyone knows where they are in the world. I hope you like this game. Thank you Piecewise for showing me what Minimalist games are and how fun they are. Your games are fun, and you inspired me to make my own minimalist game
Planes
Mortal plane
Plane if Rusty Nails and Hatred
Hell
Valhalla
As places get discovered they will be added
If this is confusing please tell me. Here is a description of where the locations are in case the map is confusing. The Taiga is north of everything. The Supernatural Town is to the west of the train station. The Field is to the west of the town, and the Mountainside Laboratory is to the west of the field. Gravity Falls is Northeast of Supernatural Town. Blockbuster is south of the train station. Cemetery southeast, south and east of Blockbuster. Russia East of Taiga. Japan is south of the cemetary
Post by: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on June 28, 2019, 07:54:31 pm
Description: A giant man-shaped [REDACTED]
Starting Location: A weird town down in the south with a bunch of supernatural secrets
Goal: To leak all government conspiracy secrets
Search for a secret goverment base
[REDACTED] the guards in the [DATA EXPUNGED]
Free my brothers and sisters
Post by: Pancaek on June 28, 2019, 08:05:15 pm
Spoiler: Willie (click to show/hide)
Enter the town at sunrise and head for the local bar/tavern.
Ask the bartender if he's seen any weird culty people lately.
Post by: Enemy post on June 28, 2019, 09:30:39 pm
Description:A Tyrannosaurus rex.
Starting Location:A field near the town.
Goal:Eat food.
Search for something to eat.
Post by: MonkeyMarkMario on June 28, 2019, 09:56:24 pm
Description: A clone of a "mad" scientist, with all the knowledge and power of the scientist.
Starting Location: My lab, which is in the side of a mountain far away from town.
Goal: To rule the universe with my army of clone.
Check the lab and make sure that all the equipment is in working order.
Check the stockroom and see what I have.
See if there is anyone else in or near my lab.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 07:14:29 am
Name: [REDACTED] the [DATA EXPUNGED]
Description: A giant man-shaped [REDACTED]
Starting Location: A weird town down in the south with a bunch of supernatural secrets
Goal: To leak all government conspiracy secrets
Search for a secret goverment base
[REDACTED] the guards in the [DATA EXPUNGED]
Free my brothers and sisters
(3,2,1)
You successfully find a government base, however you underestimated the amount of guards you would have to [REDACTED]? You retreat back to an area where the guards no longer notice you, but you can still see the base
Spoiler: Willie (click to show/hide)
Enter the town at sunrise and head for the local bar/tavern.
Ask the bartender if he's seen any weird culty people lately.
(3,2)
You head to the town, but the bartender tells you he hasn’t seen any Celtic activity, however he did see a Trex fail to kill a squirrel
Name:Scotty
Description:A Tyrannosaurus rex.
Starting Location:A field near the town.
Goal:Eat food.
Search for something to eat.
(2)
You successfully find a squirrel, however it climbs a tree and you try to knock down the tree to no avail
Name: Mortok
Description: A clone of a "mad" scientist, with all the knowledge and power of the scientist.
Starting Location: My lab, which is in the side of a mountain far away from town.
Goal: To rule the universe with my army of clone.
Check the lab and make sure that all the equipment is in working order.
Check the stockroom and see what I have.
See if there is anyone else in or near my lab.
(1,3,3)
Unfortunately, all of your equipment is broken. Fortunately you have pieces of the equipment along with repairing tools in the stockroom. Hopefully you know how to use them. You go outside and look around, to your surprise, you find a Trex trying to knock down a tree. It seems too preoccupied to notice you
Post by: King Zultan on June 29, 2019, 07:25:10 am
Description: A three headed rat in kingly attire with one crown shared by all three heads, he's slightly shorter than the average human.
Starting Location: In the back room of an abandoned Blockbuster video store.
Goal: To rule over my own kingdom.
Look around the Blockbuster and see whats there.
Secure the Blockbuster as my base of operations.
Then go find some rat people and convince them to join me.
Post by: ziizo on June 29, 2019, 08:04:23 am
Description: Old Wizard with an long beard
Starting Location: near a abandoned train station
Goal: To build the best train in the multiverse.
Try to enter the train station
Search for steam engines and train wagons.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 09:14:02 am
Name: King Zultan(3,3,1)
Description: A three headed rat in kingly attire with one crown shared by all three heads, he's slightly shorter than the average human.
Starting Location: In the back room of an abandoned Blockbuster video store.
Goal: To rule over my own kingdom.
Look around the Blockbuster and see whats there.
Secure the Blockbuster as my base of operations.
Then go find some rat people and convince them to join me.
You look around the Blockbuster. You find many movies on a lot of bookshelves. You learn that it’s very easy to make this your base, considering no one ever enters here except for maybe one person, who just takes a movie and leaves without paying you any mind. You find rats here, but they don’t seem to be interested in your control. A few of them walk towards you, ready to attack
Name: George.
Description: Old Wizard with an long beard
Starting Location: near a abandoned train station
Goal: To build the best train in the multiverse.
Try to enter the train station
Search for steam engines and train wagons.
(6,5)
You enter so successfully, that you can’t leave again since the door turns into wall
You find that the station is full of steam engines and train wagons. They are all in excellent condition
Post by: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on June 29, 2019, 09:17:34 am
Storm the base with him
Free my brothers, sisters and kill all D-Boys
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 09:25:17 am
Summon Globgor the [REDACTED] from the void.(6,6,5)
Storm the base with him
Free my brothers, sisters and kill all D-Boys
Globgor has successfully been released from the Void. He is now stuck in the mortal plane. You and Globgor kill everything in the base, and destroy every part of it. There s now s clearing where the building once stood. You and Globgor stand in the center of the clearing. The base getting destroyed has garnered a lot of attention from the town. Word quickly spreads until everyone in town knows.. your brothers and sisters are now freed.
Post by: Pancaek on June 29, 2019, 09:35:02 am
Spoiler: Willie (click to show/hide)
Thank the barman for his time. Then head for the church and ask the priest if he knows about any culty people hereabouts.
Post by: Enemy post on June 29, 2019, 09:41:26 am
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 10:26:15 am
Try to sniff out that squirrel.(How Big are you? Are you a hatchling? Ddolescent? Adult? It won’t affect rolls, just curiousSpoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on June 29, 2019, 10:27:30 am
Hack the goverment conspiracy
Leak all memetic hazards
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 10:37:36 am
(5)Spoiler: Willie (click to show/hide)
Thank the barman for his time. Then head for the church and ask the priest if he knows about any culty people hereabouts.
You head to the church and ask the priest about cults activity. The priest tells you “Culty activity. Yes. A void monster and it’s summoner destroyed a government base here...a clearing is all that’s left. I don’t know if it’s a cult, but it isn’t a good thing. If you go there, be careful”
Try to sniff out that squirrel.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
(1)
You fail to find any trace of the squirrel. Maybe you should look for something else to eat
Find a computer(5,2,4)
Hack the goverment conspiracy
Leak all memetic hazards
You find a computer, but fail to find a government conspiracy. Luckily, memetic hazards aren’t part of the conspiracy, so you leak them
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 10:43:25 am
I added that your brothers and sisters are now freed. I don’t know much about who you freed, can you give a description?Summon Globgor the [REDACTED] from the void.(6,6,5)
Storm the base with him
Free my brothers, sisters and kill all D-Boys
Globgor has successfully been released from the Void. He is now stuck in the mortal plane. You and Globgor kill everything in the base, and destroy every part of it. There s now s clearing where the building once stood. You and Globgor stand in the center of the clearing. The base getting destroyed has garnered a lot of attention from the town. Word quickly spreads until everyone in town knows.. your brothers and sisters are now freed.
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on June 29, 2019, 11:13:23 am
Description: Keneth is Keneth
Starting Location: Rockmania
Goal:CHAOS REIGNS, ROCKMANIA FOREVER
Keneth stands on Rockmania, Keneth needs to protect it from the bad men
Post by: Pancaek on June 29, 2019, 11:18:19 am
Spoiler: Willie (click to show/hide)
Say above to the priest.
Post by: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on June 29, 2019, 11:31:00 am
((There's KALSHDJS the [REDACTED] of Children, [DATA EXPUNGED] and Woman, who's made of rusty nails and hatred. Especimen- XB-108, that's a hole in reality made of human suffering that gets bigger every time someone in a 666-meter radius blinks, and [REDACTED] the [DATA EXPUNGED] Jr, that's just a smaller [REDACTED] the [DATA EXPUNGED]))I added that your brothers and sisters are now freed. I don’t know much about who you freed, can you give a description?Summon Globgor the [REDACTED] from the void.(6,6,5)
Storm the base with him
Free my brothers, sisters and kill all D-Boys
Globgor has successfully been released from the Void. He is now stuck in the mortal plane. You and Globgor kill everything in the base, and destroy every part of it. There s now s clearing where the building once stood. You and Globgor stand in the center of the clearing. The base getting destroyed has garnered a lot of attention from the town. Word quickly spreads until everyone in town knows.. your brothers and sisters are now freed.
Wreak some havoc around town with my brothers.
Wait till the havoc attracts some members of the Secret Conspiracy
Capture the members of the Conspiracy, and wait till midnight for the ritual to commence.
Post by: Dustan Hache on June 29, 2019, 11:34:34 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 12:03:43 pm
Name: Keneth(5)
Description: Keneth is Keneth
Starting Location: Rockmania
Goal:CHAOS REIGNS, ROCKMANIA FOREVER
Keneth stands on Rockmania, Keneth needs to protect it from the bad men
You successfully protect the town the bad men, by simply teleporting Rockmania away. When you look outside, you see a church with someone talking to a priest about whether or not void monsters have cash, and the priest leading the other person somewhere, shortly after, weird creatures start wreaking the town
((What is Rockmania? It’s a concert, right? The concert building teleported to the town. I didn’t know what bad men you were referring to))
You mention all of this to the priest, who now understands what you want. He he leads you out of the church and takes you a field. “ The cult you are looking for should come soon. I think this leads to their hideout.” The priest finds a rectangle of ground that can be taken off. He takes it off and there is a ladder. “I don’t think I’m allowed in, but this is the place”"Void monsters? Father, with all due respect, I don't think void monsters carry cash. I need to find flesh and blood humans, with bank accounts and credit cards. Specifically, I'm looking for the goth nerd who calls himself Pope Horriblis III. I got him his stupid amulet, now I want my goddamn money."Spoiler: Willie (click to show/hide)
Say above to the priest.
((There's KALSHDJS the [REDACTED] of Children, [DATA EXPUNGED] and Woman, who's made of rusty nails and hatred. Especimen- XB-108, that's a hole in reality made of human suffering that gets bigger every time someone in a 666-meter radius blinks, and [REDACTED] the [DATA EXPUNGED] Jr, that's just a smaller [REDACTED] the [DATA EXPUNGED]))I added that your brothers and sisters are now freed. I don’t know much about who you freed, can you give a description?Summon Globgor the [REDACTED] from the void.(6,6,5)
Storm the base with him
Free my brothers, sisters and kill all D-Boys
Globgor has successfully been released from the Void. He is now stuck in the mortal plane. You and Globgor kill everything in the base, and destroy every part of it. There s now s clearing where the building once stood. You and Globgor stand in the center of the clearing. The base getting destroyed has garnered a lot of attention from the town. Word quickly spreads until everyone in town knows.. your brothers and sisters are now freed.
Wreak some havoc around town with my brothers.
Wait till the havoc attracts some members of the Secret Conspiracy
Capture the members of the Conspiracy, and wait till midnight for the ritual to commence.
(4,2,4)
You wreak havoc in the town, KAL and Jr are scaring people away before they can [REDACTED] them, Woman is destroying many buildings, meanwhile, Especime-XB-108 grows bigger, As you wait for the havoc to wind down, you notice the havoc didn’t attract any members of the Secret Conspiracy, but luckily there was already a member here, so you capture him and prepare for the ritual. The havoc didn’t die down yet, you didn’t wait too long to start looking for Secret Conspirators
(6)go looking for trouble causing monsters or people!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Luckily for you, you find a creature of rusty nails destroying buildings, a larger and smaller something trying to grab people to do who knows what to them, and a hole that seems to be getting bigger. You look to the field and notice someone leading someone else into a rectangular hole in the ground, and a Trex that appears to looking for something
Post by: ziizo on June 29, 2019, 12:14:18 pm
Name: George.
Description: Old Wizard with an long beard
Starting Location: in a abandoned train station with steam engines and train wagons in perfect condition
Goal: To build the best train in the multiverse.
magically fuse a few engines to create a giant (building size) train engine.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 12:18:18 pm
(3)
Name: George.
Description: Old Wizard with an long beard
Starting Location: in a abandoned train station with steam engines and train wagons in perfect condition
Goal: To build the best train in the multiverse.
magically fuse a few engines to create a giant (building size) train engine.
You successfully build the train engine, thenteleport outside of the train engine building so you can actually see it. It might be missing 2 parts, but otherwise it’s complete.
Post by: Enemy post on June 29, 2019, 12:36:58 pm
(How Big are you? Are you a hatchling? Ddolescent? Adult? It won’t affect rolls, just curious(Adult)
Look for something else to eat.
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on June 29, 2019, 12:44:34 pm
Description: A pale-like-moon man in a cowboy suit and hat.
Starting Location: Somewhere in the Siberian taiga during the winter
Goal: Get food (short-term), defeat Merciless Richard (long-term)
Go hunt some moose or something with my twin revolvers.
Post by: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on June 29, 2019, 01:03:47 pm
Then ask the Guy how do we destroy this reality and replace it with a weird and eldritch one where grass licks your feet and shoes are made out of baby teeth and some other disturbing things.
Post by: ziizo on June 29, 2019, 01:15:20 pm
Description: Old Wizard with an long beard
Starting Location: outside a abandoned train station with steam engines and train wagons in perfect condition
Goal: To build the best train in the multiverse.
Teleport some train wagons outside and make them big enough to fit with the new engine.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 01:55:29 pm
(How Big are you? Are you a hatchling? Ddolescent? Adult? It won’t affect rolls, just curious(Adult)
Look for something else to eat.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
(4)
You look around you and see two bipedal mammals near a rectangular hole in the field. You look further and see a place with weirdly thick trees. This place if full of these bipedal mammals. You look in the other direction and see a mountain with a part of it that’s different from the rest of the mountain.
You discover Supernatural Town and Mountainside Laboratory
Name: Shane
Description: A pale-like-moon man in a cowboy suit and hat.
Starting Location: Somewhere in the Siberian taiga during the winter
Goal: Get food (short-term), defeat Merciless Richard (long-term)
Go hunt some moose or something with my twin revolvers.
(6)
You successfully find and gun down a moose. Luckily there are more moose in the area. You found a moose herd
Sacrifce him to summon the All Seeing Guy with a Third Eye(2,6)
Then ask the Guy how do we destroy this reality and replace it with a weird and eldritch one where grass licks your feet and shoes are made out of baby teeth and some other disturbing things.
You don’t manage to summon him, but you are able to ask him how to turn this reality into an Eldritch one. ”Oh, you don’t need to destroy it necessarily. I know someone in the Taiga who can teach you transformation magic, which you can use to gradually turn the world into what you want. Alternatively, if you want a faster approach, you could summon Bill Cypher. He wants to do something similar. You have to find a book that has the instructions on how to summon him.. Most of Bill was erased when he went into Stanley Pines’s brain as all its memories were erased. You have to perform the ritual with the brain of Alex Hirsch, the only human with enough Memories that Bill can use to enter here”
Then a train wagon appears in front of you, severing the mental connection with The Guy
(Ever see Gravity Falls?)
Name: George.
Description: Old Wizard with an long beard
Starting Location: outside a abandoned train station with steam engines and train wagons in perfect condition
Goal: To build the best train in the multiverse.
Teleport some train wagons outside and make them big enough to fit with the new engine.
(1)
You try to teleport the train wagon to the engine,, but it lands somewhere else
Map(sort of)
This doesn’t represent distances, just where things are relative to everything else
Taiga
l
Mountainside Laboratory——————Field———-Supernatural Town————————Train Station
(contains Rockmania
and Governemt Base)
If this is confusing please tell me. Here is a description of where the locations are in case the map is confusing. The Taiga is north of everything. The Supernatural Town is to the west of the train station. The Field is to the west of the town, and the Mountainside Laboratory is to the west of the field
Post by: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on June 29, 2019, 02:07:32 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 02:21:09 pm
Come on my hazardous to reality brethren! Enter the train wagon and go the small Oregon town of Gravity Falls to steal the brain of Alex Hirsch.(5)
You enter the train wagon and head northeast. Eventually you find Gravity Falls. When you get there, you notice a couple calmly telling zombies they can’t eat their brains while shoving the zombies into graves. They turn to you and man asks ”Hello there, what are you all doing here?” While the woman says Why hello there. Welcome to Gravity Falls. We run the funeral home here. If you are looking for a place to stay, there is a mansion in town”
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on June 29, 2019, 02:25:14 pm
Rockmania is Kenneth's nation. Also known as Kennethmania. Kenneth found Rockmania while Kyacking. He landed and defended it with Panzerfaust. Kenneth won that day, along with his cult. Rockmania is in water.
((What is Rockmania? It’s a concert, right? The concert building teleported to the town. I didn’t know what bad men you were referring to))
Post by: Dustan Hache on June 29, 2019, 02:36:39 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Enemy post on June 29, 2019, 02:45:25 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on June 29, 2019, 02:53:58 pm
"H̱͓̫E̩̻̠̭͙̳L̞͕̪͉̩̱ͅL͏̩̙̣O͇̰͙̬̯̻̮ ͔̞̰͖̗̺̙T͕̬̘͕̺̠H̨E͚̦͞R̢͍̱͔͎͍̻̺E̥̹̩ ͠F̖̬͎̙͡L̴͇̪̳̘E̡̟͙̦͓̗S̯͔̙͈̦H̦S̱̦̺͈̕Á̟̯͉͎͍͓͍C̴͉̳̥K͙̪̺̦͕͇-Come on my hazardous to reality brethren! Enter the train wagon and go the small Oregon town of Gravity Falls to steal the brain of Alex Hirsch.(5)
You enter the train wagon and head northeast. Eventually you find Gravity Falls. When you get there, you notice a couple calmly telling zombies they can’t eat their brains while shoving the zombies into graves. They turn to you and man asks ”Hello there, what are you all doing here?” While the woman says Why hello there. Welcome to Gravity Falls. We run the funeral home here. If you are looking for a place to stay, there is a mansion in town”
E-Eh, I mean, hello sir and Madam, can you point me and my normal non-[DATA EXPUNGED] friends that are mad of normal matter and not [REDACTED], unreality and hatred to the residence of a sir Alex Hirsch?"
Post by: ziizo on June 29, 2019, 02:59:37 pm
Description: Old Wizard with an long beard
Starting Location: outside a abandoned train station with steam engines and train wagons in perfect condition
Goal: To build the best train in the multiverse.
Try to teleport more wagons there were many inside the train station so let's see how many can I bring outside.
Post by: sprinkled chariot on June 29, 2019, 03:09:12 pm
Starting Location:DROPPOD
Goal: bringing GLORY AND HONOUR to ULTRAMAR
appearence : typical ultramarine captain
Await until droppod lands and start searching for epic quest to perform in name of ULTRAMAR
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 03:32:14 pm
Oh, thanks. Due to previous turns, Rockmania was teleported to a Supernatural Town. Rockmania is still in tact and is no longer being attacked. You are near the church in town.Rockmania is Kenneth's nation. Also known as Kennethmania. Kenneth found Rockmania while Kyacking. He landed and defended it with Panzerfaust. Kenneth won that day, along with his cult. Rockmania is in water.
((What is Rockmania? It’s a concert, right? The concert building teleported to the town. I didn’t know what bad men you were referring to))
draw my sword and call upon the latent magic in the world to imbue it with fire, then attack the somethings with bolts of fire and slashing of steel!(2)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You fail at attacking the creatures, you see a train wagon heading northeast with the creatures though
Find an isolated mammal and eat it. If there are any larger, four-legged mammals in this town, hunt those instead.(1)Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
((I’m sorty, you seem unlucky today))
You don’t find isolated mammals so you head to the town. However the creatures inside start attacking you with whatever they have on hand.
Name: George.(1(
Description: Old Wizard with an long beard
Starting Location: outside a abandoned train station with steam engines and train wagons in perfect condition
Goal: To build the best train in the multiverse.
Try to teleport more wagons there were many inside the train station so let's see how many can I bring outside.
You don’t manage to teleport them outside. They flicker in and out of existence while stayin* in the same place. Maybe try another way to get them out? A strange metal pod lands near you and a person in metal armor steps out shortly before the dropped explodes
(6)"H̱͓̫E̩̻̠̭͙̳L̞͕̪͉̩̱ͅL͏̩̙̣O͇̰͙̬̯̻̮ ͔̞̰͖̗̺̙T͕̬̘͕̺̠H̨E͚̦͞R̢͍̱͔͎͍̻̺E̥̹̩ ͠F̖̬͎̙͡L̴͇̪̳̘E̡̟͙̦͓̗S̯͔̙͈̦H̦S̱̦̺͈̕Á̟̯͉͎͍͓͍C̴͉̳̥K͙̪̺̦͕͇-Come on my hazardous to reality brethren! Enter the train wagon and go the small Oregon town of Gravity Falls to steal the brain of Alex Hirsch.(5)
You enter the train wagon and head northeast. Eventually you find Gravity Falls. When you get there, you notice a couple calmly telling zombies they can’t eat their brains while shoving the zombies into graves. They turn to you and man asks ”Hello there, what are you all doing here?” While the woman says Why hello there. Welcome to Gravity Falls. We run the funeral home here. If you are looking for a place to stay, there is a mansion in town”
E-Eh, I mean, hello sir and Madam, can you point me and my normal non-[DATA EXPUNGED] friends that are mad of normal matter and not [REDACTED], unreality and hatred to the residence of a sir Alex Hirsch?"
”Oh, yes. Alex lives in 5he mansion I mentioned earlier. Patricia Northwest runs the mansion now”
The woman points towards the mansion.
”It is over that way, it’s bigger than every other building here”
You look where she is pointing and start heading there.
i will come with you, she doesn’t like outsiders going in the mansion. And Alex would rather talk to people in town or near them.”
Name: Titus(1)
Starting Location:DROPPOD
Goal: bringing GLORY AND HONOUR to ULTRAMAR
appearence : typical ultramarine captain
Await until droppod lands and start searching for epic quest to perform in name of ULTRAMAR
You land in an abandoned train station. Right after you get out, your dropped explodes and communication with ULTRAMAR
Post by: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on June 29, 2019, 03:50:10 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 03:52:53 pm
"Sure thing lady. Get the brain sucker ready XB-108.Are you heading to mansion now?
(5)
XB gets the brain sucker out and you all head for the mansion
Post by: ziizo on June 29, 2019, 03:58:35 pm
Description: Old Wizard with an long beard
Starting Location: outside a abandoned train station with steam engines and train wagons in perfect condition
Goal: To build the best train in the multiverse.
Break the wall that used to be a door I entered the train station the first time
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 04:03:48 pm
Name: George.(1)
Description: Old Wizard with an long beard
Starting Location: outside a abandoned train station with steam engines and train wagons in perfect condition
Goal: To build the best train in the multiverse.
Break the wall that used to be a door I entered the train station the first time
You try to break the wall but it doesn’t budge, the mechanical person stands there watching you
Post by: ziizo on June 29, 2019, 04:15:12 pm
Post by: Dustan Hache on June 29, 2019, 04:28:39 pm
draw my sword and call upon the latent magic in the world to imbue it with fire, then attack the somethings with bolts of fire and slashing of steel!go after them and Try this again!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on June 29, 2019, 04:46:15 pm
Yes"Sure thing lady. Get the brain sucker ready XB-108.Are you heading to mansion now?
(5)
XB gets the brain sucker out and you all head for the mansion
The moment Alex appears, suck out his brain and book it to outside the town.
Post by: Enemy post on June 29, 2019, 05:56:11 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on June 29, 2019, 05:59:25 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 06:08:56 pm
Do you want me to bring it back to where it was? I thought teleportation was the best way to get rid of the people attacking youRockmania is Kenneth's nation. Also known as Kennethmania. Kenneth found Rockmania while Kyacking. He landed and defended it with Panzerfaust. Kenneth won that day, along with his cult. Rockmania is in water.
((What is Rockmania? It’s a concert, right? The concert building teleported to the town. I didn’t know what bad men you were referring to))
Check the steam engine to know which pieces are missing(5)
You find that all you need is a cylinder and a piston.
draw my sword and call upon the latent magic in the world to imbue it with fire, then attack the somethings with bolts of fire and slashing of steel!go after them and Try this again!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(3)Yes"Sure thing lady. Get the brain sucker ready XB-108.Are you heading to mansion now?
(5)
XB gets the brain sucker out and you all head for the mansion
The moment Alex appears, suck out his brain and book it to outside the town.
(5 vs 3)
Rolling for who Karl attacks, 1 is [REDACTED]. XB108 is farthest from [REDACTED] to keep the brain from falling into it, and is thus, closest to the door, meaning that 5 and 6 will be XB108
2 is [REDACTED] Jr, 3 is KAD, and 4 is Woman
[REDACTED] enters the mansion and finds Alex sitting at a table with three books and a stack of papers. You ready the brain sucker and sucks Alex’s brain into it, but before he dies, Alex screams, which apparently attracted the attention of a knight, who attacked [REDACTED]. Karl imbues his sword with fire magic and charges at [REDACTED], oblivious to the other creatures. [REDACTED] gets burned by the flaming steel and drops the brain and the sucker.
Roll for XB108
(5)
Roll for Woman
(3)
Roll for KAD
(4)
Roll for Jr
(5)
Karl, being occupied with fighting [REDACTED], doesn’t notice the other creatures as they attack. XB forces him toward the others. Jr hits him in the head, knocking him towards KAD, who hits him in the chest, knocking him towards Woman, who grabs him, and, with him struggling, pushes him out the door and closes it. [REDACTED] picks up the brain, which is luckily not damaged, and puts it into the machine.
Kennethmania is protected. Kenneth does not need to stick around. Kenneth should explore and find more excavators that are escalators. Kenneth likes that(5)
You find an escalator near town and test if it it is an escalator by cooking closely at it, you do find a button that says escalator. When you press it, the slope of the machine grows two sets of stairs on conveyor belts next to each other, one set going up, the other set going down.
They can't stop me. Eat a few of the mammals.4Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You eat 2 or three of them before they start to scatter. You feel slightly less hungry, but not by much
Post by: ziizo on June 29, 2019, 06:14:33 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 06:18:43 pm
Use magic to craft a piston and a cylinder from the parts of the exploded drop-podYou successfully craft the cylinder and piston. You connect them into the train, and now it just needs the boiler filled and the coal burning and it will be ready to ride. It won’t have the wagons though, if you want another crack at that
When will the Ultramarine act?
Post by: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on June 29, 2019, 06:31:50 pm
Post by: ziizo on June 29, 2019, 06:35:24 pm
Post by: Enemy post on June 29, 2019, 06:42:50 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: piecewise on June 29, 2019, 06:57:32 pm
Post by: Dustan Hache on June 29, 2019, 07:03:28 pm
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Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 07:41:11 pm
Start enchanting the engine to be indestructible.(6)
You successfully enchant the engine to be destructible. Your enchantment worked so e
Well that the tracks the train is on are also indestructible
These mammals are too small. Go back into the woods and catch something bigger.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
(6)
You leave the town and head back to the field. While there, you find a group of bears.
Throw a void bomb at them as a distraction and book it.
Deflect the void bomb back at them with a swift strike from my shortsword, then begin slashing and parrying the other monster’s attacks, minus that living void thing: keep out of it’s reach and evade it’s attacks.6 vs 2Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[REDACTED] throws a void bomb at Karl. Karl tries and fails to to deflect it. He drops his sword and wakes up near a train track
Post by: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on June 29, 2019, 07:44:06 pm
Post by: Screech9791 on June 29, 2019, 07:57:25 pm
Description: <insert uncreative thing here>
Starting Location: The middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere
Goal: To make fridge cockroaches extinct.
>Open the Gates to Hell
Post by: Enemy post on June 29, 2019, 08:03:51 pm
Isolate a bear.
Kill and eat.
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 08:16:48 pm
Book it to the dimensional Plane of Rusty Nails and Hatred.All of you successfully get to the plane of Rusty Nails and Hatred
Name: Jimothy4
Description: <insert uncreative thing here>
Starting Location: The middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere
Goal: To make fridge cockroaches extinct.
>Open the Gates to Hell
You open Gates to Hell. You think they will stay open for an hour until closing again
4,4
Isolate a bear.
Kill and eat.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You find a bear that’s farther from the rest of the group. You step between it and the group, cutting it off. Then you bite a chunk from its back, which kills it. You eat the bear. You are 3/4 full now
Post by: ziizo on June 29, 2019, 08:35:15 pm
Post by: Enemy post on June 29, 2019, 08:50:58 pm
Kill it, but only eat half this time.
I like the 4/4 system for how much I can eat. I'm guessing the humans were 1/4 and the bear represents 2/4?
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on June 29, 2019, 08:51:45 pm
Then wake him up, it's time to get W E I R D
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 09:26:55 pm
use magic to move the train and crash it into the wall of the abandoned train station.1
Apparently this wall is very strong. Also a knight appears near the tracks.
Isolate another bearYep. Glad you like it
Kill it, but only eat half this time.
I like the 4/4 system for how much I can eat. I'm guessing the humans were 1/4 and the bear represents 2/4?Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
5
You find another bear, kill it, and eat half of it. You are now 4/4 full
Search the memeries of Alex to find Billy or whatever his name is2
Then wake him up, it's time to get W E I R D
You enter Alex’s memories searching for Bill, when you realize you don’t know what you are looking for. You hear voices from all over, probably memories. You think going toward one will help you learn more about Alex, possibly giving clues about what Bill looks/sounds like so you can find him
Post by: ziizo on June 29, 2019, 10:28:37 pm
Post by: Enemy post on June 29, 2019, 10:28:53 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 29, 2019, 11:09:33 pm
Ignore knight, Use the catatonic ultramarine as a ram to destroy the wall something has to be capable to bring them down5
You use the Ultramarine as a battering ram. This breaks the wall open. Finally
I'm done eating for now. Go find a lair of some sort.6Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You walk around for a while until you find a large cave, big enough to fit 100 of you. The cave is so big that you have to keep track of where the entrance is lest you get lost within
Post by: Enemy post on June 29, 2019, 11:57:23 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: sprinkled chariot on June 30, 2019, 04:27:29 am
MARCH FOR MACRAGGE
Post by: ziizo on June 30, 2019, 08:34:00 am
Go to retrieve the train wagons.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 30, 2019, 09:25:25 am
Use bolter to gun down man using me as ram2
1
MARCH FOR MACRAGGE
teleport ultramarine somewhere at random.3
5
Go to retrieve the train wagons.
George teleports Titus to a random area and gets the train wagons out of the building
Titus tries to gun down George, but he shot a building instead. He looks around and finds a sign that reads “Welsome to Gravity Falls”. You start to march towards MACRAGGE, but you realize you forgot where it was. Maybe someone in this town can help?
Post by: King Zultan on June 30, 2019, 09:28:24 am
Then fortify the Blockbuster and claim it as my castle.
Then go look for animal people to join my kingdom.
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Post by: ziizo on June 30, 2019, 09:44:25 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 30, 2019, 10:01:03 am
Kill the rats that try to attack me.
Then fortify the Blockbuster and claim it as my castle.
Then go look for animal people to join my kingdom.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
3 rats step forward
Initiative: sultan, Rat3, Rat2, Rat1
Sultan rolls for choosing target, 1 and 2 is Rat1, 3 and 4 is Rat2 and 5 and 6 are Rat3, roll is 3
Sultan attacks Rat2
(3 vs 6)
Sultan tries to grab and bite the rat, but his bites to the right shoulder don’t dont draw blood., the rat he went after bit Zultan on his front left leg, abusing it to bleed.
A different rat uses the opportunity to attack Zultan
(4 vs 3)
This rat runs toward Zultan from the right and headbutts him. It hurt, he got knocked a bit to the left and now it hurts to turn right. Zultan manages to hit this rat with his claws, scratching it on its face.
The third rat, after watching the others, attempts it’s own attack
(3 vs 6)
This rat appears to have underestimated Zultan. It it gets a scratch on his left side, but Zultan uses his 3 heads to land three bites on its neck, killing it.
Zultan has a bleeding left front leg, a scratch on his left side, and it hurts him to turn right. There is one rat to the left with a small bite on its right shoulder, a rat to the right with a scratch on its face, and a corpse of a rat to the left of the living rats
"Magic staff make my wagons grow"The wagons grow, it takes a bit longer than expected, but after 10 minutes the wagons grow to fit the engine
Post by: King Zultan on June 30, 2019, 10:06:23 am
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Post by: ziizo on June 30, 2019, 10:09:48 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 30, 2019, 10:50:17 am
Use the dead rat as a weapon to kill the rest of the rats that attacked me.Initiative: Zultan, Rat3, Rat2Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Zultan tool for target odds is Rat3, evens is Rat2 roll is 5
(5 v 5)
Zultan and the rat both go for a bite. Zultan uses the corpse of the rat and hits the living rat, who does damage to the corpse
(2=3)
Being blocked by the corpse, the rat tries to bite it, but some bone gets stuck in its mouth and it is now bleeding
(5v5)
The other rat goes to bite Zultan, or what he thinks is Zultan but bites the corpse instead. Biting the corpse caused bone and muscle to damage it
Zultan’s staff glows yellow
Healing roll for Zultan’s leg due to it not being attacked again6
Zultan’s leg has time to clot since none of the rats went for it. Zultan’s leg is no longer bleeding.
Since Zultan only turned his necks, not his body, his right side gets a chance to heal 6
His right side got healed as well
Zultan learned that his staff can heal him. Zultan notices both the rats bleeding from biting the corpse. The corpse has 2 bite marks, and some bones are missing
Now teleport to Asgard is time to steal a deerYou make it to Asgard, but you don’t see any deer yet. Why do you need deer for a train?
Post by: ziizo on June 30, 2019, 11:08:34 am
Post by: Enemy post on June 30, 2019, 11:20:31 am
This will do for now. Explore the surrounding region.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
(I think you missed my action.)
Post by: CABL on June 30, 2019, 11:30:06 am
Smoke the meat, then eat it.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 30, 2019, 11:55:38 am
SorryThis will do for now. Explore the surrounding region.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
(I think you missed my action.)
5
You explore the surroundings, and find a memory of Alex talking to a yellow triangle with one eye, a black bow tie, and two arms and legs. Alex asks the creature who i5 is, and it replies ”Hello, Alex. My name is Bill Cypher. I heard you were planning on making a show. I want you to add me into it so I can go somewhere other than minds. I want to enter the real world.”Bill turns to you and says ”Oh, hello there, you aren’t usually in these memories. I need to look through your mind for a moment to figure out why you’re here” Bill’s eye glows blue and his body changes colors to like your memories about talking to The Guy. [glow=blue”So you want me to enter the world too? Cool. I just need to take over your body so I can go with you when you leave here”
Post by: Enemy post on June 30, 2019, 12:54:13 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 30, 2019, 01:02:54 pm
I'll remember that, but I don't think I have any context for it yet. Go find a source of water.You go deeper into the cave and find a lake that has a waterfall going into it. The lake is steadily risingSpoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: ziizo on June 30, 2019, 02:03:17 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 30, 2019, 02:38:06 pm
Search for Eikþyrnir1
It seems Elkpynir isn’t near you. You look around and see a forest to your left, a castle to your right, an arena where Vikings are fighting in front of you, and a plaque that reads Valhalla behind you
Post by: ziizo on June 30, 2019, 03:08:35 pm
Post by: sprinkled chariot on June 30, 2019, 03:16:02 pm
Post by: Enemy post on June 30, 2019, 03:58:14 pm
If so, smash the waterfall.
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 30, 2019, 04:41:15 pm
To the forest deers live in forests.3
You find Elkpyirnir grazing in the forest. He hasn’t noticed you yet
Scout the area, try to obtain information on this world4
You look around and find a place called the Mystery Shack. You enter and find a girl
”Hello. I’m Mabel. What’s your name?”
Figure out if the rising water represents a threat to my caves.It doesn’t seem to pose a threat. You can drink from it, and it doesn’t seem to rise very fast, as such, you decide not to smash the waterfall
If so, smash the waterfall.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: ziizo on June 30, 2019, 05:01:37 pm
Deers shed and regrow antlers yearly so probably there a few rivers from antlres around.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 30, 2019, 05:39:33 pm
cast a spell on Elkpyirnir that will point me to past sheddigs of it5
Deers shed and regrow antlers yearly so probably there a few rivers from antlres around.
Elkpyimer looks at you and gestures you to get on his back. You do, and he brings you to a large pile o& his previous antlers
Post by: ziizo on June 30, 2019, 05:46:07 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 30, 2019, 06:07:16 pm
take the antlers and teleport back to the train.5
You get the antlers and teleport back to the train
Post by: ziizo on June 30, 2019, 06:33:34 pm
do other stuff to prevent damage from having too much water around.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 30, 2019, 06:37:19 pm
Further modify the engine so it drops the exceed water outside the trainWhat do you mean by excess water? A boiler to s required for a train to run
do other stuff to prevent damage from having too much water around.
Post by: ziizo on June 30, 2019, 06:51:47 pm
Further modify the engine so it drops the exceed water outside the trainWhat do you mean by excess water? A boiler to s required for a train to run
do other stuff to prevent damage from having too much water around.
The antlers are supposed to create rivers, I doubt the train can hold a entire eternal river so whatever water the boiler and water-tanks can't hold falls off the train in place of trying to fit and force pressure to the machines.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 30, 2019, 07:41:46 pm
Thank you. I don’t know much about Norse mythology, or train parts. This game will make me learn things too. I like thatFurther modify the engine so it drops the exceed water outside the trainWhat do you mean by excess water? A boiler to s required for a train to run
do other stuff to prevent damage from having too much water around.
The antlers are supposed to create rivers, I doubt the train can hold a entire eternal river so whatever water the boiler and water-tanks can't hold falls off the train in place of trying to fit and force pressure to the machines.
6
This works it also makes a river behind the train. It can still move
Post by: ziizo on June 30, 2019, 08:07:41 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 30, 2019, 08:13:50 pm
Modify the boiler so it can resist and hold the force of energy I plan to use to heat the water, a small sun.2
Your spell fizzles out before the modificatioons could be made. At least it didn’t get worse
Post by: Enemy post on June 30, 2019, 10:14:49 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on June 30, 2019, 10:53:39 pm
Leave the caves and explore the surrounding regions to see if I'm the only T. rex here.5Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You leave the cave and look around, you find a small group of 5 other Trexes, 3 of which are juveniles, the other two are around your size, probabbbly the parents, you think
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 01, 2019, 03:35:46 am
Post by: King Zultan on July 01, 2019, 04:56:02 am
Then use my staff to make the dead rats my zombie slaves.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ziizo on July 01, 2019, 06:33:42 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 01, 2019, 09:55:40 am
Mabel, I am captain Titus, what is this planet and do you even have astropathic choirs to communicate with rest of the galaxy?”this is Earth, I don’t know what astropsthic choirs are so I can’t say whether we have them or not. What brings you to Planet Earth?
Keep using the dead rat to beat the other rats to death.Initiative:Zultan, Rat3,Rat2
Then use my staff to make the dead rats my zombie slaves.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(5v2and3)
Zombie slaves3,heal zombie slaves5
Do the rest of the rats follow you or flee?2
Does injured rat surrender? 6
Zultan uses the corpse to continue beating the rats. The corpse hits them, killing 1 and badly injuring the other. Zultan uses the staff to raise the 2 rats he killed and heals them once raised. The other rats flee the Blockbuster, too afraid to follow you. Leaving you with your 2 zombie rats and one injured rat who no lover wishes to attack you
”will you let me live? I will follow follow you. King Zultan” The living rat seems out of it, his eyes are glazed over. It seems he lost his mind and is like your zombies, but with a beating heart.
Party:Zultan
Zombie1
Zombie2
Living Injured Rat
You can rename your party members
Try again to make the boiler room capable of supporting a small sun and using it a an heat source2 +1 for perseverance
Your spell works this time. Now the train is ready for you to ride
Post by: ziizo on July 01, 2019, 11:50:03 am
Post by: Enemy post on July 01, 2019, 12:11:15 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 01, 2019, 12:51:26 pm
Enchant the train so it becomes a flying trainYour enchantment works. The Tran can now fly
Go rest until I'm hungry again.6Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You head back in the cave to rest. You spend so much time resting that you are nearly starving
Your Fullness is 0/4
Post by: ziizo on July 01, 2019, 01:03:47 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 01, 2019, 01:14:27 pm
fly the train to Russia.You get to Russia. What do you do nowa.
Post by: CABL on July 01, 2019, 01:34:32 pm
Post by: ziizo on July 01, 2019, 01:45:43 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 01, 2019, 03:24:54 pm
Cut some meat from moose's carcass, then run away to my Siberian hut.5
Smoke the meat, then eat it.
You successfully cut the meat, take it to your hut, smoke it, and eat it. It’s very filling. You are 4/4 full right now
start searching for the mythical firebird.You fly your train around for a while and eventually find it, flying above the clouds. You begin flying towards it without drawing attention to yourself
Post by: ziizo on July 01, 2019, 04:15:17 pm
Keep following to it's nest and try to use magic to capture any feather it loses while flying.
Post by: Enemy post on July 01, 2019, 04:19:58 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 01, 2019, 04:30:20 pm
Use my vox bead to communicate with MACRAGGE FURY strike cruiser from which I deployed on drop pod.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 01, 2019, 05:23:15 pm
wonder how a giant train can hide from a glowing bird.4
Keep following to it's nest and try to use magic to capture any feather it loses while flying.
You think about how the bird hasn’t noticed you. It’s because you are flying behind it so it can’t see you
1
You try to follow it to its nest, but it flies to the stars. You try to follow it into space, but it seems the flying spell you are using works by making the train run on air, which space doesn’t have much of. It looks like you need a way to travel through space. Also no feathers were dropped on earth, they are floating in space though, but they aren’t falling towards you
Go back and eat the other half of that bear I killed, while keeping an eye out for other prey.You eat the other half of the bear you killed, bringing you to 1/4 hunger. To the left of you, you notice a tunnel you haven’t seen before, and you smell animals inside the tunnel, but it’s a bit small for you to enterSpoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Mabel, I was brought here to spread benevolence of the emperor, galaxy is dark and full of terrors your civilization yet does not realize, and we ultramarines are shield between you and evil .5
Use my vox bead to communicate with MACRAGGE FURY strike cruiser from which I deployed on drop pod.
You successfully establish communications. ”Hello, Titus, your dropped seems to have exploded on an unknown planet. Were you attacked? Did you find any evil entities?
Post by: ziizo on July 01, 2019, 05:44:53 pm
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 01, 2019, 06:17:10 pm
also did the little girl just ignore me and did not respond?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 01, 2019, 06:23:47 pm
create a bubble around the train that should give a enough air to obtain a few feathers4
Your spell works. You manage to get 3 feathers before needing to head back to Earth to refuel
Post by: ziizo on July 01, 2019, 07:11:26 pm
Modify the roofs of the giant trains wagons I plan to put gardens there and first I have to make sure they can hold the earth and plants I will put in them
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 01, 2019, 07:14:22 pm
hopefully enough. Back to earth.2,5
Modify the roofs of the giant trains wagons I plan to put gardens there and first I have to make sure they can hold the earth and plants I will put in them
You seem unable to get back to Earth at the moment, but at least you are still in orbit
You make the roofs of the train cars able to hold anything needed. They can defiantly support the garden
Post by: ziizo on July 01, 2019, 09:01:00 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 01, 2019, 09:04:56 pm
Teleport back to earth with the train1
You teleport...but you rematerialize just a few feet to the left of where you were previously
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 02, 2019, 02:52:19 am
Post by: King Zultan on July 02, 2019, 03:28:48 am
Name the zombies Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
Then find out the name of the injured rat guy and heal him.
Then finally fortify the Blockbuster.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 02, 2019, 03:41:35 am
Order crew of Macragge Fury to use teleportarium to get me back to ship2
“Use teleportation to get me back to the ship”
”We seem to have a shortage of teleportarioum at the moment. From where you are, the closest we could send you to the ship is further from your planet’s Star, would you still like to use some?”
(Mabel doesn’t think it would be a good idea to interrupt whatever you are doing, so she is observing. After you are done communicating, assuming you stay where you are currently, Mabel might ask questions after)
"My kingdom is coming together... sort of."You name the zombies Tweedledee and Tweedledum, you ask the injured rat his name, he tells you his name is Reginald
Name the zombies Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
Then find out the name of the injured rat guy and heal him.
Then finally fortify the Blockbuster.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
1
You try to fortify the blockbuster, but you don’t know much about buildings, so your attempts result in a wall getting a lot of holes in it
Party
Tweedledee
Tweedledum
Reginald
Post by: ziizo on July 02, 2019, 09:18:13 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 02, 2019, 09:45:24 am
Use magic to switch the places of myself (and the train) with the space Knight(Ultramarine) I still have to fail an action that also affects him so this is my safest bet to return to earth.3
Right after Titus learns of the teleportarioum shortage, he switches places with a magic train and George.
George is now standing in front a little girl.How did you shapeshifter? Titus?
Titus is now floating in orbit above Russia. He looks down and sees the Kremlin
Post by: King Zultan on July 02, 2019, 09:57:17 am
Then explore the area around the Blockbuster.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 02, 2019, 10:05:08 am
Heal Reginald so he doesn't die.6
Then explore the area around the Blockbuster.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You heal Reginald so well that it looks like he wasn’t even attacked at all
You exit the blockbuster and look around. To the north, there is a train station. To the northwest there is a town, to the west there is a different town that is much smaller than the first town. You notice a strange glow coming from the west. To the south you see a lot of to,nastiness. A cemetery. The cemetery extends east as well.
Post by: ziizo on July 02, 2019, 10:09:40 am
Also ask the girl about interesting plants or unneeded earth around to start building the gardens.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 02, 2019, 10:20:30 am
"I am George I am a Wizard and a train conductor. Titus must be in Russia because we switched places and that was my previous position"3
Also ask the girl about interesting plants or unneeded earth around to start building the gardens.
Oh, hello George. You can take some dirt from the back yard, probably. No one really goes there anyway. Is it ok if I come with you? I LOVE adventures!”
Post by: ziizo on July 02, 2019, 10:41:23 am
Go to collect the dirt of the backyard
Post by: King Zultan on July 02, 2019, 10:42:51 am
Try to recruit people as we explore.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 02, 2019, 10:54:27 am
Let us explore the town.The one with a gate or the one without?
Try to recruit people as we explore.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The one to the west or the one to the northwest?
Post by: Enemy post on July 02, 2019, 03:01:47 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 02, 2019, 03:13:09 pm
Dig the animals out of the tunnel.4Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You mange to dig the animals out of the tunnel. turn out to be hamsters.
"Pretty sure kids aren't supposed to get into the vehicles of unknow men but this isn't a van and I don't have candy so sure you can come, just ask permission of your parents or whatever caretaker you have first. I will leave the train here until you come back."5
Go to collect the dirt of the backyard
You collect so much dirt that there is a 6 ft diameter crater 6 feet deep
Inside you hear a conversation:
"Uncle Stan, A robot switched places with a train wizard, can I go with? Can I take Dipper along?"
"No. You remember what happened last time we dealt with wizards, right?"
"Oh, ok, then, *she turns towards the backyard* "Sorry I couldn't come with. Good luck on your travels, George"
Let us explore the town.You head West, since that town seems closer. You come across a sign that says "Bumfuck, Nowhere". You also notice what apppears to be a gate to another dimension. So that's what the glow was coming fro, it was fire, from what you think is Hell, considering there is a person standing at the gate with HELL written on top of it. You also find a small group of people throwing crosses at the gate. No one seems to notice your party yet.
Try to recruit people as we explore.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 02, 2019, 03:40:28 pm
Post by: ziizo on July 02, 2019, 04:05:11 pm
fly away to somewhere at random I need more dirt.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 02, 2019, 04:13:52 pm
Fury of Macragge, foul sorceror pushed me into space, send damn thunderhawk transport to get me back to strike cruiser4
A thunderhawk swoops towards you, grabs you in its talons, and takes you to a strike ship, it gets you inside by using its beak to open the ship door, and flings you inside, then closes the door to prevent depressurization. You are now on a strike ship
"Goodbye small girl maybe we will meet again once I open a magic school inside the train"You fly away to a mountain far east of here. You notice there is an artificial door in the mountain, but you proceed to get dirt.
fly away to somewhere at random I need more dirt.
5
You seem to be very good at collecting dirt. More of the mountain is visible now due to your dirt mining.
You have found Mountainside Laboratory
Post by: ziizo on July 02, 2019, 04:38:27 pm
Prepare bubble spells to reduce the wind that enters the gardens from the train movement into a soft breeze.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 02, 2019, 05:13:01 pm
start putting the dirt on top of the wagons.1,2
Prepare bubble spells to reduce the wind that enters the gardens from the train movement into a soft breeze.
You try to get the dirt on the trains, but it falls off. The bubble spell lasts for about 1 second, then disappears
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 02, 2019, 06:12:40 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 02, 2019, 06:28:38 pm
Use librarian attached to company, so he can locate foul sorcerer.6
The librarian says to you,"The sorcerer is currently colleecting dirt near the mountain with a laboratory that is west of the field, west of the supernatural town, west of the train station, south of the Taiga, which is west of Russia. Do you want more details?"
Post by: ziizo on July 02, 2019, 06:58:25 pm
Try again the bubble spell too.
Post by: Enemy post on July 02, 2019, 07:24:14 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 02, 2019, 07:43:28 pm
Try again to set the dirt.1+1,5+1 for perseverance
Try again the bubble spell too.
You do slightly better this time with the dirt, it sticks to the sides but at least it didn’t fall off. You did very well on the bubble spell, so well in fact, that air pressure never swells, due to this, there is no wind , to the sides, the dirt is pinned
Well, that's hardly enough. Snap up the hamsters and go looking for something else.You eat the hamsters. You are now 2/4 fullSpoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
5
You hear a screech from behind you. You turn around and there is a giant bat! It looks like it would be big enough to snatch up a baby Trex, if you can kill it, the whole thing would be 8 hunger points
Initiative:Scotty 4, Giant Bat 6
Giant Bat, Scotty
5v5
The bat lunges toward your eyes, but you close them and headbutt the bat, knocking it back
5v1
You open your mouth with and bite the bat. It tried to dodge, but it failed. You bite down and rip off it’s right leg and swallow it. You are now 3/4 full. The bat, bleeding, Falls to the ground, breaking the other leg in the process.
To All Players:
Do you like the game so far? Do you have any suggestions?
Post by: Enemy post on July 02, 2019, 10:04:07 pm
Finish him and eat his head.
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 02, 2019, 10:35:51 pm
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 03, 2019, 04:30:45 am
Use librarian attached to company, so he can locate foul sorcerer.6
The librarian says to you,"The sorcerer is currently colleecting dirt near the mountain with a laboratory that is west of the field, west of the supernatural town, west of the train station, south of the Taiga, which is west of Russia. Do you want more details?"
Spoiler: big sikkrit (click to show/hide)
Also everything happening in one turn would probably be easier.
Post by: King Zultan on July 03, 2019, 04:50:58 am
Go up to the people and ask them why there trowing crosses at the gates of hell.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 03, 2019, 07:44:55 am
Post by: ziizo on July 03, 2019, 08:33:00 am
Put a forcefield around the train that makes all attacks at it bounce back to the attacker.
Post by: CABL on July 03, 2019, 01:00:30 pm
((Also, just a small tip/notice, but I'd personally give the players more time to post, then wrap the turn in one big post.))
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 03, 2019, 02:02:09 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 03, 2019, 04:00:45 pm
I like the game, it's a bit fast paced though in my opinion. If you slowed down a bit, it'd probably be easier to follow and mean less work for you. I like the Gravity Falls bits in particular, you seem to do a good Mabel impression.4v1
Finish him and eat his head.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
The bat was in a far too injured state to do anything against you. You easily bite off the head and swallow it. You are now full. There is 1 leg, 2 wings, and the torso can get 3 bites taken out of it
You are at 4/4 full
6Use librarian attached to company, so he can locate foul sorcerer.6
The librarian says to you,"The sorcerer is currently colleecting dirt near the mountain with a laboratory that is west of the field, west of the supernatural town, west of the train station, south of the Taiga, which is west of Russia. Do you want more details?"Spoiler: big sikkrit (click to show/hide)
Also everything happening in one turn would probably be easier.
You get the lance cannon set up and aimed. It’s so precise that if the target moves, it will miss because you set to the target’s CURRENT location. May be important
Attempt to fire 6
try to set the dirt again.1,5
Put a forcefield around the train that makes all attacks at it bounce back to the attacker.
Attempt to dodge lance cannon 4
George tries to get the dirt on the sides to the top, but the dirt is still stuck. Luckily the forcefield works. George looks up and sees a glow in the sky, he tries to dodge it, but alas, he was too slow. As the lance cannon hits George, his body is destroyed. The remaining energy of the blast bounces off the forcefield of the train right back at the ship.
George wakes up, protected by a forcefield. Wait, didn’t the forcefield only protect the train? His body was destroyed, but his soul seems to have transferred to the train, due to its existence being because of his magic.
George is now the train he worked so hard to build. He still retains the ability to cast spells, given that he’s now the product of the spells cast by his previous self.
Titus needs to move the ship to avoid getting destroyed by the lance cannon shot
((I also think this game updates really fast and it makes it hard to find my last action some times, but otherwise I like it.))2
Go up to the people and ask them why there trowing crosses at the gates of hell.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Why are you throwing crosses at the gate of Hell? you ask
One of the people stops throwing crosses and tells you, We don’t need to tell you anything then continues to throw crosses at the gate
With my stomach full, it's time to search for one of the Merciless Richard's underlings, Disgusting Joel, and interrogate him after a fight.You walk around for a while, but you find no sign of Joel. You do find a hut, though. Curiously, there are four items, one on each corner. You can’t figure out what they are though, since they change what they are every 5 seconds
((Also, just a small tip/notice, but I'd personally give the players more time to post, then wrap the turn in one big post.))
Post by: ziizo on July 03, 2019, 04:10:08 pm
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 04, 2019, 03:27:30 am
Post by: Enemy post on July 04, 2019, 09:39:02 am
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on July 04, 2019, 11:52:45 am
Tread the hut, but very carefully. Perhaps I'll find Joel's diary or something.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 04, 2019, 11:59:16 am
Post by: King Zultan on July 04, 2019, 12:19:56 pm
"Okay then I guess I'll leave you to it."
Search around the area and see if I can find any useful things that no one cares about and get my followers to help with this task.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 04, 2019, 01:46:40 pm
Get the dammed dirt on top of the wagons I mean horizontal gardens are kinda cool but right now the dirt is just blocking the windows.5+1 for perseverance
You use the magic within you to move the dirt to the top. This works so well that some of the dirt levitates a few inches above the roof. You can now see the outside world via your windows, which now function like your eyes.
Increase ship void shields power level just in case and then move ship.2,5
The shield doesn't work, but that doesn't matter since you successfully move out of the way. The cannon ammo flies off into space
Hmm, perhaps it is my hut?1
Tread the hut, but very carefully. Perhaps I'll find Joel's diary or something.
You head towards the hut. It is definitely not yours. As you come towards the hut, the ground below you turns into into water, which carries you into the house. The water turns back into snow as the door closes behind you. A woman in a blue coat approaches you and asks
Who are you, and why have you come here?
(I fell asleep before I could post, sorry.)5
"Okay then I guess I'll leave you to it."
Search around the area and see if I can find any useful things that no one cares about and get my followers to help with this task.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You and your party look around the town. In the dump you find various items, like crowbars, spray paint, pieces of glass, and a lot of other things. You and your party notice a note that says "Beware Bill Cypher, if he arises we will all fall" You also notice a device that has an arrow pointing Northeast. A compass like object, but it doesn't point to magnetic north. You ponder why things like this would be in a dump, then you remember that the townspeople are throwing crosses at a gate, so they must be religious and dedicate most of the items to church. As the church has no use for notes, or crowbars, or knives, or metal plates, they are stored here.
This is good. Remain in this area for some time, resting and living off the bat until I'm out of bat meat and hungry again.As all of this is happening, your hunger goes down to 2/4, so you eat the wings to get full again. You are at 4/4Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: ziizo on July 04, 2019, 02:17:15 pm
Fly to japan is time to build a japanese style garden on top of wagon 1.
Post by: Enemy post on July 04, 2019, 03:09:22 pm
Keep camping out here.
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 04, 2019, 03:31:31 pm
Post by: King Zultan on July 05, 2019, 04:11:19 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on July 05, 2019, 08:36:38 am
Explain myself to the woman. If she asks about Joel's misdeeds, tell her that he's a serial murderer and a robber.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 05, 2019, 09:13:41 am
I still have the leg and torso, right?(Yes, you still have the leg and torso.)
Keep camping out here.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
6
You get the feeling of hunger, so you eat the rest of the bat, however, you seem to have a full stomach for an empty one
You are at 8/4. Each turn, you have a chance of vomiting
Good enough.6
Fly to japan is time to build a japanese style garden on top of wagon 1.
You get to Japan, and plants start growing on wagon 1 and wagon 2. There are so many plants, that there is no dirt that can be seen. (I didn’t count how many wagons were in the station, how many wagons do you have? This doesn’t affect your roll for now)
Connect to satellite network of earth and inform them about glorious imperium of mankind.6
You tell the citizens of Earth about Imperium. Some of the humssns begin worshipping Imperium as a god, A temple is being constructed in Bumfuck, Nowhere
My followers and I shall each grab a knife and a crowbar, then grab the weird compass thing and follow it and see where we end up.You each arm yourselves with a knife and crowbar each. You start following the device. Meanwhile, the Gate to Hell closes. The person formerly staring at the gate starts attacking townspeople after you left. This explains why a girl from town asks if she can come with. “I think that who opened the gate is possessed, he started attacking people, can I come with you to wherever you’re going?”Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"I'm seeking a very wicked man who goes by the alias 'Disgusting Joel'. I've thought this was his hut."3
Explain myself to the woman. If she asks about Joel's misdeeds, tell her that he's a serial murderer and a robber.
”Discusting Joel? I may be able to help. Can you describe what he looks like?”
Post by: ziizo on July 05, 2019, 10:42:28 am
Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Put 1 of the firebird feathers in each wagon/garden the magical properties of them should help the plants to grow healthy and strong.
Modify gravity in the wagons (inside and the roofs) so that no matter how much or how I move it can't be felt in them
Post by: Enemy post on July 05, 2019, 12:19:35 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on July 05, 2019, 12:56:30 pm
If she can help me, follow her and her advice.
If she can't help me, say goodbye and head out of the hut.
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 05, 2019, 03:37:17 pm
Post by: King Zultan on July 06, 2019, 01:49:48 pm
Find out my new party members name and keep following the weird compass.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 06, 2019, 02:04:34 pm
Let's go with 12 wagons2,5Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Put 1 of the firebird feathers in each wagon/garden the magical properties of them should help the plants to grow healthy and strong.
Modify gravity in the wagons (inside and the roofs) so that no matter how much or how I move it can't be felt in them
You try to put a Phoenix feather in one of the wagons, but it bursts into flame and burns itself into ash. Fortunately your gravity modification spell works as intended
Explore the surrounding area.1Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You try to explore, but you ate so much that you can’t move. At least your attempts have sped up digestion
7/4 hunger
"Green eyes, olive skin, grey-dyed hair, no nose. Wears dark blue jeans & black shirt with a brown jacket atop it."5
If she can help me, follow her and her advice.
If she can't help me, say goodbye and head out of the hut.
oh, I think I saw him at some point, he’s here, not terribly far from this area actually. I can transform us into deer so we can spy on him without drawing attention, unless you can think of another animal
Request earths entry into imperium, as one of its planets.The humans appear to have misunderstood what Imperium was. They think you are asking them to become part of a hive mind creature, and decline
"Of course you can join my group, as everyone is welcome in the kingdom of Zultan!"“My name is Melanie. Thank you for letting me join”
Find out my new party members name and keep following the weird compass.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You all head off Northeast until arriving at a mansion. The Weird Compass thing starts to point inside
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 06, 2019, 03:22:47 pm
Also note, that further denial of imperial truth will have to be met with compliance action.
Post by: ziizo on July 06, 2019, 04:06:50 pm
If George still has firebird feathers put them in the gardens
Post by: Enemy post on July 06, 2019, 04:58:29 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: King Zultan on July 07, 2019, 03:02:16 am
Ask Melanie who the mansion belongs to, then go inside and look around.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on July 07, 2019, 01:11:44 pm
Agree with the woman and transform into deer.
Watch Disgusting Joel closely.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 07, 2019, 02:35:42 pm
Make the space-knights ship explode for threatening the planet.
If George still has firebird feathers put them in the gardens
Explain, that imperium is just empire of mankind, and that it is only entity capable of saving earth from hordes of all consuming bugs, murderous robots and angry blue fish people with plasma guns, and lots of horrors worse then what I just described.Titus Explanation 3
Also note, that further denial of imperial truth will have to be met with compliance action.
George Attack on ship 1
Titus successfully explains what Imperium is, and the humans accept. George still didn’t like the threat, and tries to explode the ship, unfortunately, the moon explodes instead
Phoenix feathers to garden 3
The Phoenix feathers are added to the garden, the heat helps the plants grow
Try again.5+1 for perseveranceSpoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You explore cave, finding a new area. As you enter deeper into the cave, you find glowing crystals of various shapes and colors. You are so far in that you realize you can’t find a way back. You think you hear a whisper asking whether you like exploring
4/4 hunger
"This weird thing's pointing into the mansion, let us break in and explore."“It appears this is Alex Hirsch’s mansion” You Head inside, and notice a portal in a room with a lot of papers. The device seems to point inside the portal. As you get closer you can hear someone talking
Ask Melanie who the mansion belongs to, then go inside and look around.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
”I’ve waited long enough for your answer, nameless creature, I will just take your body by force, then!” You then see a vaguely human shaped figure with eyes that remind you of a cat leave and close the portal behind them. ”Oh, you’re a new face, it’s been a while being trapped as a mere memory. Zultan, nice group ya got here, so many fresh minds. What brought you here?”
"Sure, do your magic; I have justice to serve!"Both of you transform into deer and walk out of your hut. You both find Joel standing near a fire, talking to something neither of you can see or hear.
Agree with the woman and transform into deer.
Watch Disgusting Joel closely.
”I told you he was erased, you must be mistaken.” “No, there’s no one here, deer can’t be expected to remember or care what humans say” “Yes, I’m sure deer can’t talk, you’ve never even been here so you don’t know, why did you bring me here in the first place?”
Post by: ziizo on July 07, 2019, 04:06:09 pm
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 07, 2019, 04:52:52 pm
Enter the warp with strike cruiser and start journey to Macragge, hope nothing awful xeno/heretic related happens to earth
Post by: Enemy post on July 07, 2019, 05:05:19 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: King Zultan on July 08, 2019, 04:47:58 am
Find out what this guy wants then see what the compass thing does now that the portal is closed.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on July 08, 2019, 12:27:11 pm
Morph back into a human and shoot Disgusting Joel in the spine.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 08, 2019, 02:54:06 pm
Fix the moon the werewolves and the ocean waves need itYour attempt to fix the moon unfortunately resulted in more moon fragments
Our duty is done here fourth company, we shall return to MacraggeYou make your way back to Macragge’s solar system via the warp
Enter the warp with strike cruiser and start journey to Macragge, hope nothing awful xeno/heretic related happens to earth
Find the source of the whisper.4Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You wander around the room more, you slowly come to the realization that the crystals themselves are whispering
"*whisper* The time's now... *whisper*"3
Morph back into a human and shoot Disgusting Joel in the spine.
This works. You both morph back into human and you shot Joel in the spine and he collapses to the ground. You don’t know whether he is dead or not.
"How do you know my name and what do you mean by fresh minds? Also we were brought here by this weird compass thing."”Oh, that? I’ve just been stuck in a brain for a while and it’s refreshing to hear new thoughts. As for how I know your names, I can read minds. With that staff you got, I can enter your world without needing a body. Can you give it to me so I no longer have to possess this creature?”
Find out what this guy wants then see what the compass thing does now that the portal is closed.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 08, 2019, 03:24:44 pm
Post by: King Zultan on July 08, 2019, 03:51:23 pm
Only let this guy use my staff if he promises to give it back.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ziizo on July 08, 2019, 05:24:38 pm
Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Try to fix the moon again
Post by: Enemy post on July 09, 2019, 01:41:10 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on July 09, 2019, 02:23:01 pm
Shoot him in the head for a good measure.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 09, 2019, 04:02:26 pm
Report to Roboute Guilleman my glorious success and await for new task to accomplish3
Rob outer is pleased with what you have accomplished. He sends you the coordinates to an Ultramarine base in the dual star system Zercon 5. He knows there is a rebellion there, but he doesn’t know which of the 7 planets the rebellions are on.
4+1 for perseveranceSpoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Try to fix the moon again
The fragments of the moon reform themselves into a sphere. There are no craters yet since the moon is new, gravity now functions as normal
Carefully sneak closer to Joel's body.2,3
Shoot him in the head for a good measure.
You try to sneak to the body, but you make enough noise to attract a polar bear. Luckily, your headshot is accurate, killing Joel for sure
Listen to the crystals. Try to figure out what they want.3Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You listen closely and hear them say “memories”, “light”, “movement”, “control”, each coming from different crystals in the cave
"I'll let you barrow it but I want it back, also sense you know my name I'd like to know yours."2
Only let this guy use my staff if he promises to give it back.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
”I’m Bill Cipher, of course I’ll give it back.” You Hans him the staff, the body begins to fade away, as the staff floats and forms itself into a triangle with one eye and a black bow tie. Two black arms and legs sprout from the edges of the triangle. His hands have blue fire.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_2y2FLGaN_g/Va0Pqh0_Q_I/AAAAAAAAAmc/bPqfFafg3AQ/s1600/Bill%2BCypher.jpeg)
”Sorry about the staff, if you let me come with you, I can do whatever the staff could do”
You notice your device is always pointing at Bill
Post by: ziizo on July 09, 2019, 04:11:20 pm
Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Travel around Japan collecting plants, trees, rocks and wood to build the Japanese garden on top of wagon 5.
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 09, 2019, 05:14:37 pm
Also just noticed, that we have to keep character sheets, yikes!
Spoiler: Captain Titus (click to show/hide)
Post by: King Zultan on July 10, 2019, 02:41:43 am
Give Bill the compass thing if he wants it, then take over the town.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on July 11, 2019, 12:27:07 pm
If it tries to shake me off the tree, shoot it in the face from my revolvers.
Post by: Enemy post on July 11, 2019, 01:09:11 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 11, 2019, 01:21:51 pm
Remember that time I saw Bill Cipher.(When did you see him?jSpoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Enemy post on July 11, 2019, 01:44:47 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 11, 2019, 03:27:47 pm
Remember that time I saw Bill Cipher.4Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
"Of course you can join our group, also this compass thing always points at you so that must mean that its yours." He then pauses for a minute to give Bill the compass thing then he says, "Now that all that's taken care of lets try to take over the town."6
Give Bill the compass thing if he wants it, then take over the town.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Scotty thinks about the memory of Bill Cipher, the crystals start glowing yellow, and he hears someone talking about a compass thing. You hear things happening far away. You hear Thank you, now let’s take over the town, O, king.as well as catch glimpses of the following
King Zultan, Tweedledee, Tweedledum, Reginald, Melanie, and Bill Cipher work together and successfully take over Gravity Falls. When the town is taken over, Bill uses his powers to open an inter dimensional rift in the sky. King Zultan sees various creatures definitely not from this world.
Scotty has a mental connection with Bill
Bill has opened a portal to another dimension above the mansion
2Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Travel around Japan collecting plants, trees, rocks and wood to build the Japanese garden on top of wagon 5.
You try to collect the plants by trying to ring them towards you, you instead bring Wagon5 toward the plants. Wagon5 is connected to the ground
TIME TO MARCH FOR MACRAGGE AGAIN! Move together with the company and cruiser to the Zercon 52
Also just noticed, that we have to keep character sheets, yikes!Spoiler: Captain Titus (click to show/hide)
You start heading for Zercon 5, but your detectors didn’t notice an asteroid field the way there, your ship isn’t damaged, but you estimate there are about 200 asteroids between you and Zercon 5. The asteroids are of varying sizes, and shooting certain ones can possibly affect the courses of nearby ones. You find a cluster of 5 asteroids, a larger one orbited by 4 smaller ones equally as big as each other
Climb up a tree to escape the bear.2, 5
If it tries to shake me off the tree, shoot it in the face from my revolvers.
(Wow, the RNG likes 2s today...)
You try to climb a tree, but you slide down shortly after getting 4 inches up. Fortunately, your revolver hits the bear in the head, causing the head to explode and the body to fall
Post by: Enemy post on July 11, 2019, 04:14:54 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: ziizo on July 11, 2019, 08:14:28 pm
Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Get wagon 5 back where it should be.
Try again to build the Japanese garden on top of wagon 5
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 12, 2019, 02:39:43 am
Post by: King Zultan on July 12, 2019, 04:35:08 am
Let Bill summon whatever he's summoning, while I take everyone else in my group and loot the town.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on July 12, 2019, 12:59:44 pm
Once cooked, gather info on the other member of Merciless Richard's gang, One-Eyed Fred.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 12, 2019, 08:32:52 pm
Unload power from emergency power capacitators into the ship shields to prepare for the worst, then try to bypass asteroid field by making micro jump through the warp2, 5
Your shield fizzles out soon after creation, fortunately, you bypass the asteroids. You have reached Zercon 5. Each of the 7 planets has an Ultramarine base on them and you notice various ships going to and fro between them, one of the ships has an orange version of the normal symbol. This new ship opens communication with you.
“We weren’t expecting visitors here, why have you come?”
6, 4+1 for perseveranceSpoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Get wagon 5 back where it should be.
Try again to build the Japanese garden on top of wagon 5
The wagon is unstuck from the ground and is now repelled when you get within 5 ft of it. Your garden is successfully established. You notice something in the sky that looks like a multicolored crack
"You keep summoning whoever your summoning, me and the others are gonna be looting the town."6
Let Bill summon whatever he's summoning, while I take everyone else in my group and loot the town.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
”I’m not summoning anything in particular, everything from my dimension will come here, causing both of them to merge together” The portal gets bigger, causing rainbow cracks in the sky which various creatures fall out of, winged eyes that turn things to stone, a mouth with arms and legs, carnivorous mailboxes, grass that licks things, and all sorts of other creatures
(Watch Gravity Falls Weirdmageddon 1,2, and 3 for an idea of what is happening. I don’t think I can describe it through text alone)
I'm not all that smart, but I recognize a rival predator when I see one. Leave the caves and march on Gravity Falls.1Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You start to head to Gravity Falls, but Bill seems to have sensed your connection.
A Trex? I thought they were all killed by that asteroid. So you found Mind Crystals, Scotty? A nearby tree grows a face and its branches trap you. A threat? I don’t have to be a threat. I just can’t have you messing with this. What I’m doing shouldn’t hurt you. The tree speaks.Why do you think Bill is a predator? He just wants to merge our dimensions into one. I can’t have you trying to stop him. I will let you go when you decide to work with us, rather than against us.
Butcher the polar bear for some meat chunks, then head back to my hut, where I can cook them.5, 1, 2
Once cooked, gather info on the other member of Merciless Richard's gang, One-Eyed Fred.
The bear gets butchered, producing 100 meat chunks. You head to your hut to cook the meat, but there is no fuel to cook with. You start searching for One Eyed Fred, but all you find is a laughing snowball. Wait, snowballs don’t laugh. You look up and notice a rainbow crack in the sky, from which laughing snowballs and singing bricks fall, along with evergreen trees with teeth for leaves. It seems your companion, having helped with Joel, headed back to her hut.
Post by: ziizo on July 12, 2019, 09:08:13 pm
Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
fly to the sky and try to seal the multicolored crack
Post by: Enemy post on July 12, 2019, 10:22:52 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 13, 2019, 04:39:34 am
Post by: King Zultan on July 13, 2019, 05:39:56 am
"So what happens when your dimensions merge with mine?"
Its time to loot the town during all this chaos.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on July 13, 2019, 01:21:33 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 13, 2019, 04:09:52 pm
We are here on orders of our primarch, he told of uprising in this system. Identify yourself and why your heraldry has changed.5
“We are the Peace Brigade. We tire of Macgrarage making us fight things without even attempting diplomacy. We simply want Zercon 5 to be separate from the rest of the Ultramarines, so we don’t get swept up in your wars. Uprisings aren’t always violent, you know, the citizens here just want to stop fighting useless wars.”
These are sticks, and I'm a T. rex. Smash the tree and leave the caverns.2Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You unfortunately underestimated the power of this particular tree. You bite down on the branches and as you do, the branch heals itself and glows red. you want out of here, pledge your loyalty to Bill Cipher
(Had a feeling Weirdmageddon was gonna happen at some point.)1
"So what happens when your dimensions merge with mine?"
Its time to loot the town during all this chaos.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I don’t know what will happen, I tried this before and was stopped, so I don’t know. I’m guessing from last time that a lot of things will be destroyed though
You search for something to take, but as Bill said, lots of things were being destroyed. You find yourselves surrounded by 5 angry humans. Two of which Melanie recognizes. “Mom, Dad, please don’t be mad, they are protecting me from all of this” the other three humans you and the rats to get away from Melanie, and Melanie’s parents ask why you kidnapped their daughter
5.Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
fly to the sky and try to seal the multicolored crack
You seal the crack, but you look around and notice a lot more of them
Have a nap, then continue the search for One-Eyed Fred tomorrow, out in the taiga.6
You fall asleep. You have a dream about a Trex trying to escape a tree with a face. You wake up to One Eyed Fred asking you “What is happening right now? Laughing snowballs, trees with teeth, cracks in the sky? What is this?”
Post by: ziizo on July 13, 2019, 04:22:00 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Fly around the world sealing the cracks in reality.
After sealing the cracks put "Reality Rails" behind, they are train rails made of pure hardened reality thus make cracks in reality harder to appear while being invisible and intangible to everyone from this reality
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 13, 2019, 04:59:03 pm
Made of pure what?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Fly around the world sealing the cracks in reality.
After sealing the cracks put "Reality Rails" behind, they are train rails made of pure thus make cracks in reality harder to appear while being invisible and intangible to everyone from this reality
Post by: Enemy post on July 13, 2019, 05:30:14 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: ziizo on July 13, 2019, 06:20:23 pm
Made of pure what?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Fly around the world sealing the cracks in reality.
After sealing the cracks put "Reality Rails" behind, they are train rails made of pure thus make cracks in reality harder to appear while being invisible and intangible to everyone from this reality
Edited the post to add hardened reality.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 13, 2019, 06:26:20 pm
Thank youMade of pure what?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Fly around the world sealing the cracks in reality.
After sealing the cracks put "Reality Rails" behind, they are train rails made of pure thus make cracks in reality harder to appear while being invisible and intangible to everyone from this reality
Edited the post to add hardened reality.
Post by: King Zultan on July 14, 2019, 03:32:17 am
Tell the angry people that we didn't kidnap her, but be ready to run in case they don't believe me.
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Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 14, 2019, 04:24:35 am
I would recommend you to reconsider your choice.
Post by: CABL on July 14, 2019, 01:18:47 pm
Tell him to not move, unless I say so.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 14, 2019, 02:34:10 pm
3Vs2Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Fly around the world sealing the cracks in reality.
After sealing the cracks put "Reality Rails" behind, they are train rails made of pure hardened reality thus make cracks in reality harder to appear while being invisible and intangible to everyone from this reality
You begin to seal in another crack, As you are doing this, a tire with 4 feathered wings tries to disrupt you but it bumps into one of the tracks and falls to the ground. There are still cracks, but your tracks seem to be working.
I lean my 19,000+ pounds of weight on the tree.1+1 for perseveranceSpoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
(Sorry about the bad rolls)
You lean against the tree, but it’s much stronger than you realized. As you are doing this though, you notice the tree getting hotter as it glows red. Maybe this can be useful?
"She came with us willingly, and its not kidnapping if they can leave anytime they want, also being with us was probably safer than leaving her near that guy that opened the gates of hell then went crazy and attacked people."5
Tell the angry people that we didn't kidnap her, but be ready to run in case they don't believe me.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
They believe you, thank goodness. They mention that among all of this, they forgot about what happened before. Soon, they all hear whispering coming from various areas within the building
Tweedledee and Tweedledum appear to be responding, though the whispering and the undead rats can’t be understood by anyone else.
USELESS WARS? IS THIS REALLY IT? You want to separate from imperium of mankind?These wars are only thing holding great devourer and other kind of foul aliens at bay. You realize, that even if imperium left you alone, you would be consumed by hordes of ravenous space bugs or something worse.1
I would recommend you to reconsider your choice.
“The ‘ravenous’ space bugs you speak of are actually not as bad as propaganda makes you believe, the reason they attacked is because the Empire bombed their planet first. They have been doing really well at convincing other creatures to leave this system alone. There hasn’t been an attack by them on the empire for a while ever since we started trading with them. You’ve been brainwashed by your government into believing that all nonhumans are hostile. Please leave Zercon 5”
Quickly pull out my revolver and point it at One-Eyed Fred's head.1vs6
Tell him to not move, unless I say so.
You try to pull out the revolver, but you drop it. Fred pucks it up and throws it behind him, it landed in one of the tooth trees, which now starts moving towards you two
“What part of any of this makes you think I’m an enemy right now? I just want you to help me figure out WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON! Please help me”
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 14, 2019, 02:55:26 pm
Post by: ziizo on July 14, 2019, 03:32:54 pm
Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Keep using the trails to seal the cracks
If any other weird monster tries to attack me shoot fireballs from my headlight to it.
Post by: Enemy post on July 14, 2019, 04:21:31 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: King Zultan on July 15, 2019, 06:07:30 am
Get the people to join me, then lead them to the Blockbuster.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on July 15, 2019, 12:34:26 pm
Apologize and say that I don't know what's really happening and who's causing it.
Tell him to stick together for now.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 15, 2019, 01:15:19 pm
Their whole civilization has been compromised to turn into xeno worshippers by genestealer cults! Use teleporter to lead the boarding team to their bridge and rapidly take over their ship6
You successfully take over the ship. Everyone on the ship(the one talking to you, the pilot, the copilot, and 2 guards) all stand still. They apparently take the peace thing seriously. No shots were fired. The pilot asks you”so now that you have the ship, what will you do with us? Also who’s currently driving the ship?” Since everyone stopped what they were doing, the ship is now heading straight into wherever it was going, which was toward one of the planets
Keep struggling until the tree burns up enough to break, then leave the caves.5+1 for perseveranceSpoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
The tree gradually heats up until it explodes into fire. Pieces of burning tree bark are scattered everywhere. You are finally able to leave the cave. You start heading in the direction of where Bill is, by heading towards a rainbow crack in the sky causing other cracks to form around it. You notice a train in the sky above you with a red cube stuck to it
1Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Keep using the trails to seal the cracks
If any other weird monster tries to attack me shoot fireballs from my headlight to it.
1v4
Something went very wrong with your spell. Instead of pure hardened reality, you are opening new cracks, on top of this, another creature tries to attack you, it is a red cube with 6 mouths, one on each face. You try to shoot a fireball at it, but it misses and the cube latches onto your main engine with one of its mouths.
"Quick everyone join me and we can take shelter in the Blockbuster that I live in its probably safer than were we are right now and ignore Tweedledee and Tweedledum there idiots."2
Get the people to join me, then lead them to the Blockbuster.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You all try to leave, but Tweedledee and Tweedledum blocked the doors. They motion for you all to go deeper into the building you are currently in. One of the people looks to where they are pointing, turns back to you and says “That’s new, there’s a dark stairway that leads downward about where I was standing before we panicked”
"Okay, okay, sorry; I was really nervous there."1
Apologize and say that I don't know what's really happening and who's causing it.
Tell him to stick together for now.
4,3vs3
“You’re hiding something, aren’t you? You were sleeping super calmly a bit ago, like you KNEW you would be fine”
The toothed tree shows up, Fred throws a metal bead at it, which breaks away some of the teeth, you throw one of the laughing sticks at it, which it catches.
“You sent this thing to kill me? Sure you’d want me to stick around, so you can send these things after me”
1v3
Fred tries to run but you grab him before he can get anywhere
The tree is still coming toward you, but slower this time since something is breaking away at it
Post by: ziizo on July 15, 2019, 03:50:34 pm
Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Crash against the ground at high speeds I am indestructible the cube probably isn't.
Try to Fix the "reality rails"
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 15, 2019, 05:48:36 pm
Foul traitors, ours is the duty, ours is the rage, we march for Ultramar and we have no mercy to your kind.
Gun down the crew and teleport back
Hope, that ship crashing into the planet causes serious damage to traitors.
Post by: King Zultan on July 16, 2019, 03:33:44 am
Go down the staircase and find out who everyone is.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on July 16, 2019, 12:56:19 pm
Keep holding Fred until he calms down.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 17, 2019, 11:17:05 am
Your move, ScottySpoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Enemy post on July 17, 2019, 01:10:22 pm
March on Gravity Falls. As I head there, roar to attract the other T. rexes I saw earlier.
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 17, 2019, 01:43:45 pm
2, 5-1 because of the cubeSpoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Crash against the ground at high speeds I am indestructible the cube probably isn't.
Try to Fix the "reality rails"
You try to head for the ground, but the weight of the cube causes you to flip rather than hit the ground. Despite this, you manage to fill in some of the cracks. You count 6 more cracks to fill in once you fixed the cracks you caused earlier.. you notice they all stem from a central point, toward which you notice 6 T Reyes and a large spider with the head of a T Rex.
Oh, sorry.2, 6
March on Gravity Falls. As I head there, roar to attract the other T. rexes I saw earlier.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
As you march forward, you summon the 5 Trexes you saw earlier, the parents and their children. You all march forward as you notice a roar louder than yours. Your roaring seems to have attracted a large spider with the head of a Trex as well and it is currently chasing you.
Pull out my emergency weapon, rocket pistol, then shoot the tree thing.5, 3
Keep holding Fred until he calms down.
You take out your rocket launcher and shoot the tree. It explodes into a plethora of teeth which continue to decay due to whatever Fred threw earlier. The laughing stick continues to laugh, heedless of the events transpiring. Fred, after seeing you kill the tree, realizes that you are in fact not working with whatever these are, and asks you what to do about the laughing stick.
1, 1, 4
Foul traitors, ours is the duty, ours is the rage, we march for Ultramar and we have no mercy to your kind.
Gun down the crew and teleport back
Hope, that ship crashing into the planet causes serious damage to traitors.
You try to shoot the crew, but you end up missing every shot. You run out of ammo and the crew is unscathed, your teleportation doesn’t work, you are in the ship when it crashes into a warehouse with the Peace Brigade’s logo full of supplies. Everyone on board including you are damaged from the crash
-1 for physical actions
"Okay the two idiots are blocking the door, so I guess we go down the stairs, and scene we're going to be stuck together for a bit we might as well introduce our selves I'm Zultan and the other can introduce them selves."5
Go down the staircase and find out who everyone is.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You go down into the staircase, as you descend, you notice the whispering get louder. You find yourself in a large square roo. With candles of color changing flames on each corner. Tweedledee and Tweedledum follow you inside. You ask the humans for names. The mother and father are Jane and ajohn, respectively, and the other three introduce themselves as Tazz
Post by: Enemy post on July 17, 2019, 02:00:58 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: ziizo on July 17, 2019, 03:04:43 pm
Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Set my engine self on fire burning the cube.
Fly towards the central fissure/Crack.
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 17, 2019, 03:38:52 pm
Teleport back to strike cruiser, if it fails.
Post by: King Zultan on July 18, 2019, 04:22:59 am
Find out what Tweedledee and Tweedledum want us to do, and get the humans to join my group.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on July 18, 2019, 12:15:05 pm
Crack the stick against my knee, with all my force.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 18, 2019, 03:05:12 pm
Take cover and throw frag grenades in enemies of mankind, as codex astartes suggests to do in such situation.5
Teleport back to strike cruiser, if it fails.
You succeed. The rebels are all killed. The planet is quiet now.
"Gimme that..."3
Crack the stick against my knee, with all my force.
You crack the stick. It no longer laughs and could be mistaken for a normal stick
2, 4-1v2Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Set my engine self on fire burning the cube.
Fly towards the central fissure/Crack.
Your engine flickers a flame, but it Flickr’s out before damaging the cube. As you fly toward the center crack, you hear a voice Hello George, you are aware that attempts to deactivate my portal must be stopped, right? Soon after he asks this, lots of rocks come flying towards you, but they knock off the cube instead of hitting you.
"Okay, you two what the hell are we supposed to do down here, also you three can't all be named Tazz that's just strange."4
Find out what Tweedledee and Tweedledum want us to do, and get the humans to join my group.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Tweedledee and Tweedledum point to the center of the room, not lit by the torches, as you grow closer you see that the whispering is coming from a skull. The humans join you hoping you will protect them, and as you get closer to the skull you can hear “we need bodies, we’ve been trapped here for who knows how long. Can you let us in? We won’t control you, we just miss our senses.” The reason you couldn’t understand them before was that all 10 voices were talking at different times.
The three Tazzes simultaneously say that it’s not strange to share names. Jane, Ajohn, and Melanie ask you about whether we say yes to the spirits, while Tazz (all of them) suggest saying yes.
It has a T. rex head, maybe it communicates the same way. Convince the spider-rex to join us.6Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You convince it to join us, it brings lots of smaller spider Rene’s along too
Post by: ziizo on July 18, 2019, 03:09:13 pm
Spoiler: Train George (click to show/hide)
Ignore voice, seal crack
Post by: Enemy post on July 18, 2019, 03:42:42 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Imic on July 18, 2019, 03:54:34 pm
Description: Elderly, bearded man of indeterminate precise age. Has the ability to regenerate injuries, except, he assumes, his head, though he doesn’t know for sure, and he doesn’t want to find out. Technically not a Citizen of this planet. He’s long since given up on dying peacefully of old age. He wears a dark cloak and hood, and carries a hunting rifle at all times.
Starting Location: His hut, in the highlands near to the Mountaintop laboratory.
Goal: Continue to exist.
Cook up a nice pot of soup, then go for a walk.
Post by: King Zultan on July 19, 2019, 06:40:32 am
Let the Tazz people and Tweedledee & Tweedledum have the ghosts as I don't want any.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 19, 2019, 02:59:12 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 20, 2019, 05:06:10 am
Post by: CABL on July 20, 2019, 05:35:47 am
Toss the stick away, then ask Fred what brought him here.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 20, 2019, 06:30:14 am
Name: Thalin5
Description: Elderly, bearded man of indeterminate precise age. Has the ability to regenerate injuries, except, he assumes, his head, though he doesn’t know for sure, and he doesn’t want to find out. Technically not a Citizen of this planet. He’s long since given up on dying peacefully of old age. He wears a dark cloak and hood, and carries a hunting rifle at all times.
Starting Location: His hut, in the highlands near to the Mountaintop laboratory.
Goal: Continue to exist.
Cook up a nice pot of soup, then go for a walk.
Your soup tastes wonderful. It is the best soup you have ever had. You walk out of your hut and find a person in a lab coat muttering about needing parts to fix his equipment. He hasn’t noticed you yet. A large red cube with a mouth on each side falls near the two of you
Teleport back to Wrath of Macragge1
You turn on your teleported, but you are teleported to Russia instead. A Phoenix begins to circle your ship.
March on Gravity Falls with my allies.4v3Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You march towards Gravity Falls, and one of the smaller Trexes gets headbutted by a 4 legged lamp. The attacked Trex bites the lamp, removing its front left leg
3,3=1Spoiler: Train George (click to show/hide)
Ignore voice, seal crack
You tune out the voice and begin sealing the crack. It seems whatever it was got distracted with something else so it didn’t send anything to stop you this time. You have a quarter of the central crack filled up so far.
"Sense you three Tazz people want the skull ghosts you should take them, because I'm not interested."5
Let the Tazz people and Tweedledee & Tweedledum have the ghosts as I don't want any.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The 10 spirits enter the Tazzes, Tweedledee, and Tweedledum. Not much changes for now excepts that they are much more excited all the time
"See? It worked!"3,2
Toss the stick away, then ask Fred what brought him here.
You toss the stick away. The parts got buried in the snow. You ask Fred what bought him here, but he doesn’t seem to remember
Post by: ziizo on July 20, 2019, 08:35:03 am
Spoiler: Train George (click to show/hide)
Keep sealing the crack
Post by: CABL on July 20, 2019, 12:21:52 pm
...
Just a friendly notice, but you've forgot about my action/turn.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 20, 2019, 01:00:15 pm
I will add you to the turn post. Sorry about that...
Just a friendly notice, but you've forgot about my action/turn.
Edit: your turn has been added. Thank you for telling me
Post by: Enemy post on July 20, 2019, 01:31:37 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 20, 2019, 03:22:40 pm
So did I teleport together with the ship? Or is wrath of macragge somewhere at zercon while I am in Russia
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 20, 2019, 03:27:10 pm
You teleported to Russia without your ship
So did I teleport together with the ship? Or is wrath of macragge somewhere at zercon while I am in Russia
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 21, 2019, 01:38:09 am
Post by: King Zultan on July 21, 2019, 02:13:47 am
Its time to leave this place and get back to the Blockbuster.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on July 21, 2019, 12:02:48 pm
...but try to find my trusty old revolver first.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 26, 2019, 03:53:27 am
6Spoiler: Train George (click to show/hide)
Keep sealing the crack
The central crack is sealed, which closes the other cracks too. Now Bill and the weird creatures are trapped in reality
Help kill the creature, then bring the pack and search Gravity Falls for Bill.1v1Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You try to attack, but miss, as the creature tried to attack you for trying to attack it, but also missed.
3v2
The child was able to kick it while it was distracted
Holy Terra, Teleport back to damn ship6
You teleport directly from Russia, along with the nearest person, a Russian citizen, to the ship
"Okay every one that wanted a ghost has one, can we leave now?"4
Its time to leave this place and get back to the Blockbuster.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You start heading for the Blockbuster. On the way there, you notice that the portal is gone. When you get to the Blockbuster, you are surprised to find that it is locked.
Tell him that it is okay and offer him to find a less crazy place to sleep peacefully...1,5,1
...but try to find my trusty old revolver first.
You fail to find your revolver, but as you are talking the cracks in the sky seal up, which calms down Fred a lot. Unfortunately all that’s around you are evergreen trees.
There are srill 2 pwoplw who didn’t act. I am doing the turn now since it’s been a while
Post by: King Zultan on July 26, 2019, 04:02:55 am
Use my crowbar to pry the door open, if this fails have the others help.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on July 26, 2019, 12:35:56 pm
Post by: ziizo on July 26, 2019, 01:03:23 pm
Spoiler: Train George (click to show/hide)
Run over Bill and the other weird creatures sealing them in random places/objects with the Reality Rails.
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 26, 2019, 05:31:59 pm
Get into the orbit of the next rebellious planet and hail them :
Rule of immortal emperor has been restored on your neighbour planet, any resistance is futile, comply and drop your weapons and you shall spare your own planet countless human lifes.
Otherwise, we, ultramarines will have to act as we are genetically designed, to be instrument of his wrath.
Post by: Enemy post on July 26, 2019, 11:42:30 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 27, 2019, 07:00:03 am
Name: ThalinAre you still playing?
Description: Elderly, bearded man of indeterminate precise age. Has the ability to regenerate injuries, except, he assumes, his head, though he doesn’t know for sure, and he doesn’t want to find out. Technically not a Citizen of this planet. He’s long since given up on dying peacefully of old age. He wears a dark cloak and hood, and carries a hunting rifle at all times.
Starting Location: His hut, in the highlands near to the Mountaintop laboratory.
Goal: Continue to exist.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 30, 2019, 06:15:28 am
"Who the hell locked the door, there probably in there stealing all my movies!"4
Use my crowbar to pry the door open, if this fails have the others help.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You manage to get your crowbar pushed through the door and lever it open with the hook of it. Upon entering, you notice a white bird with very long legs, a secretary bird, at the counter. “Oh good, you finished the puzzle. Do you like puzzles?”
Keep searching for a cave to sleep in.3
You find a cave, and as you get near the entrance, you hear singing in various pitches
Spoiler: Train George (click to show/hide)
Run over Bill and the other weird creatures sealing them in random places/objects with the Reality Rails.
Leave the monster, find Bill, rip his eye out.1v1, 6v6Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
George tries to run over Bill, as he tries to defend. George last control and turned right without hitting him, so Bill’s shielding was wasted and couldn’t be used for what came next. Scotty finds Bill by following where a train came from. Scotty aims for Bill’s eye as Bill throws blue fire at him. As Scotty bites Bill’s eye, it is crushed by Scotty’s jaws. As Scotty burns from the fire,(3) there is pain, but the fire dims to nothing after 2 minutes. Blue ash falls from you where burnt scales were. Bill is bleeding perfusely from where his eye once was.
Scotty has Burnt Scale Patches
Ehh, this was rather unintended to get you into all of this planetary system scale rebellion supression, citizen, I would suggest you to proceed to the ordinary human crew chambers under the guidance of ultramarine chapter servants and spend your time there, until we get back to your planet.4, 1v2
Get into the orbit of the next rebellious planet and hail them :
Rule of immortal emperor has been restored on your neighbour planet, any resistance is futile, comply and drop your weapons and you shall spare your own planet countless human lifes.
Otherwise, we, ultramarines will have to act as we are genetically designed, to be instrument of his wrath.
The human finds his way to the human quarters, and you begin to hail the planets. They don’t listen to you, but their attempted shots at you missed your ship.
Post by: King Zultan on July 30, 2019, 07:40:45 am
Find out what this bird meant by Puzzle, and why it broke into my house.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Enemy post on July 30, 2019, 10:47:05 am
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 30, 2019, 01:02:30 pm
if they dont surrender -
Deploy flesh eater virus bombs to wipe out all life on planet.
This is the last time I offer you mercy and forgiveness of our emperor, if you desire to keep with your ways, the judgement of the golden throne shall be harsh and we will spare none, as we are his angels of death.
Post by: ziizo on July 30, 2019, 03:06:30 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 31, 2019, 10:47:56 am
Post by: CABL on July 31, 2019, 11:41:37 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on July 31, 2019, 12:07:17 pm
"What puzzle, I didn't mess with any puzzle, and how the hell did you get in here, and scene when did birds start to talk?"5
Find out what this bird meant by Puzzle, and why it broke into my house.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
“Getting into the place without a key, that was the puzzle. As for why I can talk, I can ask you the same question, rat of three heads. I have learned the language of the humans. I got in through the door. I am also good at unlocking keyless locks.” The bird looks at the humans of your party. “Oh, hello. Your language is interesting.” The bird addresses the entire party. “Oh, you asked for why I broke in, not how I broke in. I broke in mainly to see if I could, and I can. Everything is where it was when I got here. I’m glad I could meet the owner of this place”
Continue convincing rebels to surrender,3+1 for perseverance
if they dont surrender -
Deploy flesh eater virus bombs to wipe out all life on planet.
This is the last time I offer you mercy and forgiveness of our emperor, if you desire to keep with your ways, the judgement of the golden throne shall be harsh and we will spare none, as we are his angels of death.
“We surrender, we join with you once again.”
Tell Fred to stay behind me, as I venture forward into the cave with my rocket pistol ready.3
Fred gets behind you, and you both venture into the cave. It is dark and the singing continues. The sound is coming from in front of you
Call over my allies and press the attack on Bill.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Search for a non-Bill of the monsters to run over.1,5
Scotty starts to charge towards Bill, but a train flies in front of him so he stops to avoid getting hit and looks at where the train is headed. The train ran over a large group of winged creatures each had one eye. They are killed, and then the bodies are teleported to whatever dimension they hailed from.
Post by: sprinkled chariot on July 31, 2019, 01:46:02 pm
if there are any - sneakily maneuvre ship to closest rebellious planet and suddenly devastate cities and defensive instalations with oribtal
bombardment
Our crusade is eternal, brothers. We shall deliever will of the golden throne to those with no honour and loyalty
Post by: Enemy post on July 31, 2019, 08:26:49 pm
Post by: ziizo on July 31, 2019, 08:37:43 pm
Post by: CABL on August 01, 2019, 05:53:14 am
Post by: King Zultan on August 01, 2019, 09:21:11 am
Try to get the bird to join the group, then barricade the doors and windows to keep the monsters out.
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Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 01, 2019, 10:01:23 am
Check if any planets out of remaining five also taking part in the rebellion,2,3,4,3,5
if there are any - sneakily maneuvre ship to closest rebellious planet and suddenly devastate cities and defensive instalations with oribtal
bombardment
Our crusade is eternal, brothers. We shall deliever will of the golden throne to those with no honour and loyalty
It seems there is only one other rebel planet
4v2
You manage to destroy most of the cities. The remaining rebels surrender.
Try again, take down Bill.6+1(perseverance)v1-1(bleeding eye)
Bill doesn’t notice you as you approach, as his eye socket is still bleeding. As you bite into him, you notice more blue fire, but rather than hurt you, it heals you. You have killed Bill, and the rest of the monsters stop whatever they are doing to wait for your instructions. You have received Bill’s essence. You no longer need to eat or drink. You might have some new powers. You sense another dimension, one that you have never been to but strangely have memories of. You sense there are creatures there that await orders from you. They tell you of a magical train that killed most of them. Your mind is bought to a cave in the Taiga, where you find two humans, one with some sort of weapon, heading towards who you suspect to be the last creature in this world that hails from the new dimension, a sphere that emits sound rather than light
keep running over monsters6+1(perseverance)
You manage to run over all of the monsters in the area, since they all stood still for some reason.Reality tracks spread out from your position.
"So you break in to buildings to find out if you can? But I guess that doesn't really matter right now as the worlds going crazy outside, so maybe you could join my group and help us barricade the building and keep the crazy outside."1
Try to get the bird to join the group, then barricade the doors and windows to keep the monsters out.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
“What monsters? Look outside.”
You all look outside. You and your party members are surprised to find that the cracks in the sky are gone, and instead of monsters, there is seemingly nothing. The Tazzes, Tweedledee and Tweedledum for some reason can’t leave the building. Maybe it’s because of the ghosts? Nil. Cipher has been killed, but you think his power has moved to a new body.
Keep moving forward, with my rocket pistol ready.1+1(perseverance)
You head deeper into the cave, but you still haven’t found the source. It is getting darker as you go deeper. You feel like you are being watched. The singing gets louder, though you don’t know whether this means you are getting closer or whether whatever is making the noise is getting louder
Post by: spazyak on August 01, 2019, 11:08:01 am
I think, there for I might be.
Post by: sprinkled chariot on August 01, 2019, 03:58:11 pm
Glory and honour,my primarch, fourth company did bring rebels back into the light of the golden throne.
What is the status report on this earth planet we brought to compliance previously?
Post by: King Zultan on August 02, 2019, 05:31:20 am
Try to get the bird to join the group again, then fix up the Blockbuster with everyone's help.
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Post by: ziizo on August 02, 2019, 07:46:43 am
Post by: CABL on August 02, 2019, 12:08:50 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 02, 2019, 12:14:56 pm
ptwHere is the character sheet. You can perform an action on the same turn as character creationI'll join in on this later.
I think, there for I might be.
Name:
Description:
Starting Location:
Goal:
Post by: Enemy post on August 02, 2019, 02:27:47 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 02, 2019, 03:41:54 pm
ptw(Since you don’t have a character sheet, you will have no form, once you choose a form, you cannot change it)I'll join in on this later.
I think, there for I might be.
A force manifests somewhere in the world. It must either possess something or choose a form for itself. It dpsenses thoughts nearby, the thoughts of something being chased
Travel back to Macragge and report sucessful compliance campaign to our primarch - Roboute Guilleman3
Glory and honour,my primarch, fourth company did bring rebels back into the light of the golden throne.
What is the status report on this earth planet we brought to compliance previously?
You make it back to Macragge, avoiding the asteroid field this time
“When you left, a triangle creature opened portals to somewhere, releasing creatures. This was eventually stopped by a train with the soul of a wizard.”
"Oh weird its all gone, that didn't last as long as I thought it would, anyway, do you want to join my group anyway bird?"1, 6
Try to get the bird to join the group again, then fix up the Blockbuster with everyone's help.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
“Sorry, I’ve never been a group person, I’d rather be the leader.” The bird rebuilds the Blockbuster in a way that keeps you all inside. Shelves block the doors and windows. “If you follow me, then I will be part of your group. If not, send one of your members to duel me.”
I panic at the unexpected powers and knowledge. I rampage around Gravity Falls while randomly venting fractions of Bill's powers into random bystanders until I eventually leave town.4Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
About half of the power leaves you as blue fire, which gets inside of a person(6) who doesn’t seem bothered by the influx of power. ”I sense you have as much power as I have, why are you panicking?”
Repeat the previous action.5+1
You go deeper into the cave and finally find what emitting the sound, or rather, hear it and feel it. You bump into a sphere. You press a button on your rocket pistol that shoots a small flame that, curiously, doesn’t seem to show the spherethat you bumped into. It is invisible. Fred asks “what’s going on?” At the sound, the sphere stops making noise and repeats back, “What’s going on?” Then it starts to emit the sound of a train.
travel around the world to see if there are more monsters to run over.3
You emit a pulse of magic that would detect those monsters. It all heads to the Taiga, where you fly to. Then the bundle of magic turns into a line that points under you. You can faintly hear another train below you
Post by: King Zultan on August 03, 2019, 09:11:51 am
Tell the bird to leave, if he doesn't call the police.
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Post by: ziizo on August 03, 2019, 05:06:05 pm
Post by: CABL on August 04, 2019, 12:48:42 pm
Jump/Roll out of the incoming train thingy.
Don't fight it just yet. Analyze its attacks and weak points.
Post by: Enemy post on August 04, 2019, 01:15:31 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: spazyak on August 04, 2019, 03:50:49 pm
Spoiler: Jerry (click to show/hide)
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on August 06, 2019, 11:44:53 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 06, 2019, 12:54:41 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 08, 2019, 04:22:02 pm
"You can't be the leader, because I'm the leader because I'm King!" This is the point were I point at my crown. "Also what gives you the right to break into my building and block us in and demand that we fight you, why don't you get out of here before I call the cops."2, 2
Tell the bird to leave, if he doesn't call the police.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
“I’m not leaving, give me your crown.” The bird lunges at you(3v1) but you dodge and the bird hits a shelf, knocking it out. You try to call the police, but the phone produces static instead of speech. Tazzes 1,2,and 3, Tweedledee and Tweedledum open their mouths in unison as 5 voices come over the receiver, it’s the voices of the ghosts from the skull. “There are tracks around the building, made of reality, we need help destroying the tracks.” You put down the phone and you notice (4,2,4,1) Reginald and the three humans trying to knock one of the shelves into the wall. Reginald and Jane are successful, while Melanie and Ajohn were not able to push their shelf. The one Reginald and Jane we’re pushing breaks through one of the walls (5) startling the bird awake. It eyes you, unmoving
Move down to hunt the nearby weird monster and prevent and aerial train crash.6
You break underground to find no train, you do crash into a sphere that demateriwlizes shortly after. You see two people jump and roll out of your way as you hit the ground, then float 5 ft upward, looking down at the humans.
"Fred, jump the fuck away!"5
Jump/Roll out of the incoming train thingy.
Don't fight it just yet. Analyze its attacks and weak points.
You jump and roll away from the sphere just as a train crashes into it, hits the ground, then floats up 5 ft facing your direction. You note that the “second train” sound is no longer present
Leave town and attempt using my powers to hunt.4Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You left town and found a bear. (4v4) You breath some blue fire at it as it dodges your blast. (2v1)
It tries to attack you by swiping you with claws, but it only touched you with its paw without cutting you.
Possess an RC helicopterYou possess an RC helicopter. You look around with your windows for eyes and find that you are near a person who calls himself Kenneth.Spoiler: Jerry (click to show/hide)
Kenneth returns! Kenneth knows many bad men have come around while he was gone. Kenneth knows how to deal with them! Fire Panzerfaust at anyone close to ROCKMANIA!5
You notice an RC helicopter start to fly on its own accord, but it poses no threat and you search for targets. Fortunately, there seems to be none, so you are safe for now
Post by: ziizo on August 08, 2019, 05:02:46 pm
Spoiler: Train George (click to show/hide)
"So, anyone here needing a lift?"
Post by: King Zultan on August 09, 2019, 06:33:43 am
With the help of the others throw the bird out of the building, if it resists hit it with a crowbar.
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Post by: spazyak on August 09, 2019, 07:25:51 am
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Post by: sprinkled chariot on August 09, 2019, 09:58:17 am
Rest and get my wounds tended in apothecarion and arrange travel for this man we got from earth back to his home
Post by: CABL on August 09, 2019, 01:43:52 pm
Post by: Enemy post on August 09, 2019, 01:58:26 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 09, 2019, 02:28:13 pm
Kenneth returns! Kenneth knows many bad men have come around while he was gone. Kenneth knows how to deal with them! Fire Panzerfaust at anyone close to ROCKMANIA!Will Kenneth perform any actions?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 12, 2019, 08:34:30 am
(No roll since you are talking to a player character)Spoiler: Train George (click to show/hide)
"So, anyone here needing a lift?"
Now that the sphere is gone, move deeper into the cave and prepare bedrolls and such.1
The magical train asks “So, anyone need a lift?”
The ground starts to shake
"Hey everybody I need your help getting rid of this bird."Does bird resist?2
With the help of the others throw the bird out of the building, if it resists hit it with a crowbar.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
5
With no resistance from the bird, you get it out of the building by throwing it through where a wall was. The bird proceeds to run as far as it can from the building.
Fly high and get an idea of my surroundings4Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You fly high, you notice you are in a nation called Rockmania. The person you were near who looked for threats is called Kenneth, which you learned from listening to the people here. Apparently Kenneth rules this place. North of here you notice a Trex fighting a bear. East of here you see a bird leading a Blockbuster with a shelf through one of the walls. Within the town you notice 2 people with guns pointed at each other and yelling something, though you cannot hear what they are saying clearly
Is the imperial rule stabilized there and planet still compliant, my lord? What is my duty now?2,5
Rest and get my wounds tended in apothecarion and arrange travel for this man we got from earth back to his home
It seems the apothecarion is currently busy with other tasks. You are able to arrange travel for the man, who thanks you and helps you get to a hospital on Earth. Hopefully they will be able to heal you
Kill and eat the bear.3v1Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You bite the bear, who didn’t have time to dodge. You eat the bear and are full. Due to still containing part of Bill’s essence, you can’t go hungry
Post by: ziizo on August 12, 2019, 10:11:54 am
Spoiler: Train George (click to show/hide)
Use magic to mess with space in top of wagon 8 so is bigger in the "inside".
Start collecting trees, plants and animals to build a forest in top of wagon 8
Post by: spazyak on August 12, 2019, 01:11:58 pm
Spoiler: Jerry (click to show/hide)
Post by: sprinkled chariot on August 12, 2019, 02:53:12 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 12, 2019, 06:48:09 pm
( hell, did he just teleport me to earth)Didn’t you arrange travel to Earth? You came to Earth and happened to not encounter anything on the way
Post by: sprinkled chariot on August 13, 2019, 12:20:46 am
( sorry for bad post wording, but I intended arranging travel for him without doing it myself)( hell, did he just teleport me to earth)Didn’t you arrange travel to Earth? You came to Earth and happened to not encounter anything on the way
Post by: King Zultan on August 13, 2019, 04:14:43 am
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Post by: CABL on August 13, 2019, 01:33:36 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 13, 2019, 01:48:26 pm
(It’s ok)( sorry for bad post wording, but I intended arranging travel for him without doing it myself)( hell, did he just teleport me to earth)Didn’t you arrange travel to Earth? You came to Earth and happened to not encounter anything on the way
Post by: Enemy post on August 13, 2019, 01:55:44 pm
Post by: sprinkled chariot on August 13, 2019, 03:45:05 pm
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on August 14, 2019, 02:25:13 pm
FIRE AT THE "RC COPTER" BEFORE IT BUZZES AT KENNETH!
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 14, 2019, 03:04:48 pm
Can you explain what you mean by trigger in the inside?Spoiler: Train George (click to show/hide)
Use magic to mess with space in top of wagon 8 so is bigger in the "inside".
Start collecting trees, plants and animals to build a forest in top of wagon 8
Post by: ziizo on August 14, 2019, 04:20:33 pm
Looking for afar you think it would take around 7-10 minutes to cross from one side to the other but once "inside" you notice a few days of trekking is needing to reach the other side.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 14, 2019, 04:45:59 pm
Basically that the Roof of the wagon is "bigger" than it looks from the outside.Ah, I must have misread bigger as trigger. My bad
Looking for afar you think it would take around 7-10 minutes to cross from one side to the other but once "inside" you notice a few days of trekking is needing to reach the other side.
2,1Spoiler: Train George (click to show/hide)
Use magic to mess with space in top of wagon 8 so is bigger in the "inside".
Start collecting trees, plants and animals to build a forest in top of wagon 8
You try to mess with space to increase wagon size, but it decreases a bit rather than increases. You look around where you are but all you see is a vast expanse of snow
4Follow Kenneth, like a loyal dog.Spoiler: Jerry (click to show/hide)
Drone....KENNETH HATES DRONES!4v2
FIRE AT THE "RC COPTER" BEFORE IT BUZZES AT KENNETH!
Jerry begins to follow Kenneth, however he is hit by a bullet that Kenneth shot at him! Kenneth shouted about how he hates drones shortly before shooting you. Maybe he thinks you are hostile
Lets try to break the rails made of reality without breaking the building any more that we already have.1Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Unfortunatly rails of pure reality are hard to break. Maybe you can find out who or what created them? Tazzes, Tweedledee and Tweedledum can stay inside while you, Melanie, Ajohn, Jane, and Reginald Follow the tracks. They seem to lead to the town you left, maybe someone there has some info?
Get the hell outta the cave!5
You and Fred quickly run the way you came, and emerge before the cave collapses. You notice there is nothing but snow here, and the talking train is here too, looking for something
Use Bill's powers to make this region more prehistoric.3
This works partially. Everything 10 miles from you in any direction becomes more like the Cretaceous, but when you move it reverts to the present. You’ve effectively become a 10 mile diameter time machine
Go back to damn Macragge1
You try to teleport, but your teleported breaks when you try to use it. It seems you are stuck on Earth. There is a woman at a counter asks “hello, do you have an appointment here?”
Post by: spazyak on August 14, 2019, 06:12:44 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Enemy post on August 14, 2019, 08:25:34 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: sprinkled chariot on August 14, 2019, 11:53:16 pm
Post by: King Zultan on August 15, 2019, 06:34:54 am
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Post by: CABL on August 15, 2019, 01:25:18 pm
Post by: ziizo on August 15, 2019, 02:07:02 pm
Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Go around collecting snow and ice
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on August 15, 2019, 02:14:17 pm
Surround Rockmania with an ocean. Kenneth finds bad men make easier targets when on kayaks. KENNETH COMMANDS IT!
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 17, 2019, 08:40:15 pm
Welp, crash to the ground and try to beg for mercy in some manner6Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You crash into the ground, your propellers rotating moves the air in such a way that makes it so the very air screams “MERCY”. Everyone in Rockmania turns towards you as the area around Rockmania is rained on with saltwater
Bill was alive in the Cretaceous. Find out if my time travel power has inadvertently resurrected Bill.6Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Yep, you feel Bill’s essence guiding you in a direction. Following it leads to Bill, this time, his eye is intact.
I sense you have some of my essence, Scotty. This means you killed me before. Care to try again?
Bill grows to your size as his eye glows blue. Blue flame covers his body
you have part of me within you. Merge minds with me or you will die
Yes?2
The woman at the counter looks at you. “Yes, to what?”
Follow the rails and see where they go and see if we can find what made them.5Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You follow the rails to Gravity Falls. Asking the residents about them, you learn that there is a flying train that made them. After making them, it headed north, to the Taiga
Find another cave to sleep in.2
You don’t find any caves, unfortunatly. You do, however notice snow flying around a train
1Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Go around collecting snow and ice
Attempting this, you make snow and ice swirl around you. It doesn’t get collected, it just continues to swirl around not touching you, like you are the center of a blizzard
The drone is down! It won't cut at kenneth now. Kenneth can now focus on what's important.4
Surround Rockmania with an ocean. Kenneth finds bad men make easier targets when on kayaks. KENNETH COMMANDS IT!
As you command, it begins to rain salt water around Rockmania. The drone you shot crashed to the ground, and you hear “MERCY” from the air around the drone
Post by: Enemy post on August 17, 2019, 10:05:16 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: sprinkled chariot on August 18, 2019, 02:13:08 am
Go and check, how planet integration in empire is goong
Post by: King Zultan on August 18, 2019, 02:31:10 am
Follow the rails until we get to the taiga.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ziizo on August 18, 2019, 05:38:55 pm
Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Shove the blizzard in top of wagon 7 and let the air bubble around the wagon keep it trapped there
Post by: CABL on August 20, 2019, 01:52:26 pm
Also, only pretend to sleep, and when Fred will be sleeping, interrogate him with my rocket pistol being against his head about Merciless Richard's whereabouts.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 23, 2019, 01:48:12 pm
need to postSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: scourge728 on August 23, 2019, 11:15:05 pm
Post by: spazyak on August 24, 2019, 11:47:28 am
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Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 24, 2019, 11:59:17 am
6/7 players posted,needs to post
ptw7 isn’t the max, you can join if you want to
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on August 24, 2019, 12:30:32 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 25, 2019, 12:57:03 pm
Teleport away. Specifically, more than 10 miles away.4Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You teleport more than 10 miles away. Specifically, you teleport to Japan
Actually no, I think I dont have appointment herr5
Go and check, how planet integration in empire is goong
It seems they are integrated. You get reports from the islands of Japan about an area on one of the islands turning into a 10 mile diameter circle of Cretaceous era life
"Well looks like we're going to a Taiga, wherever that is."6
Follow the rails until we get to the taiga.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You find the Taiga, and the flying train mentioned by the townsfolk. What they didn’t mention was the large amount of snow swirling around it gradually being placed on top of one of the cars as some of it is flung towards you
3Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Shove the blizzard in top of wagon 7 and let the air bubble around the wagon keep it trapped there
You get the snow on top of the wagon, but it is a gradual process and you accidentally fling some of it away from you, but you get some of it on wagon 7
Just sleep somewhere in the taiga, but somewhere we can stay hidden from the wildlife and bandits.3, 1
Also, only pretend to sleep, and when Fred will be sleeping, interrogate him with my rocket pistol being against his head about Merciless Richard's whereabouts.
You head away from the chaos of a blizzard train and eventually find an abandoned igloo. You hear noises around, which makes Fred unable to sleep, you get the rocket pistol to his head anyway, which causes him to shout in a panic “WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I HAVNT ATTACKED You, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!” You notice that the noises are getting closer now, and two bandits block off the door and one of them asks “Right, whatcha got that’s worth a’takin’?” The other one draws a pistol and says “I really don’t want to have to use this, that rocket gun you have looks nice”
Find someone who can repair my damageSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Kenneth will ensure drone does not get up again! But kenneth has his mercy, he will not blow up the drone. Only those who try and repair it! Rockmania already knows this, so only BAD MEN will try and repair the drone!Jerry v Kenneth
2v4
Jerry tries to lift off, but Kenneth grabs him and holds him in a way that, while not damaging him, does prevent him from flying.
Post by: sprinkled chariot on August 25, 2019, 07:10:37 pm
Request local goverment to be more proactive in seeking out cults worshipping xenos or dark gods of chaos or whatever else
Post by: King Zultan on August 26, 2019, 04:04:37 am
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Post by: ziizo on August 26, 2019, 07:09:29 am
Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
"Your house? I only wanted to seal the holes in reality. Guide me there and I will remove them for you."
Post by: CABL on August 26, 2019, 01:52:42 pm
Once it's done, I interrogate Fred about the whereabouts of Merciless Richard, aka my target and arch-nemesis.
Post by: King Zultan on August 27, 2019, 06:24:19 am
Guide the train to the Blockbuster so he can remove the rails.
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Post by: Enemy post on August 27, 2019, 11:59:00 am
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 30, 2019, 05:47:51 pm
Post by: spazyak on August 30, 2019, 08:57:19 pm
Avetruetotheimperator and spazyak have yet to post. This game isn’t dead. If they left they can say they left to avoid everyone waiting for players that won’t comeyeah, sorry. I'm going to say that I am going to leave this as I have very sotty internet right now that struggles to load bay12.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 30, 2019, 09:29:38 pm
Ok thanks for telling me. Your character will continue to live in the world. Now I just need to hear from AvetruetotheimperatorAvetruetotheimperator and spazyak have yet to post. This game isn’t dead. If they left they can say they left to avoid everyone waiting for players that won’t comeyeah, sorry. I'm going to say that I am going to leave this as I have very sotty internet right now that struggles to load bay12.
Post by: darkwarlock3 on August 31, 2019, 03:58:57 am
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Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 31, 2019, 07:07:54 am
I hope your accepting moreI am. I just need Avetruetotheimperator to post their action for the turn to continue. This is accepting new playersSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on August 31, 2019, 09:39:20 am
HMMMMM, Kenneth smells the presence of the....Ultrasmurfs! SUPERBAD MEN MAY ARRIVE!
Kenneth will have to use the smugness radar to confirm potential ultra-smurf! DO IT NOW, KENNETH COMMANDS IT!
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on August 31, 2019, 10:21:06 am
Let my genetically enhanced physiology to fix my body(Sorry about the bad rolls)
Request local goverment to be more proactive in seeking out cults worshipping xenos or dark gods of chaos or whatever else
1,2
You try to heal yourself but somehow cause more damage to yourself instead. Your limbs sometimes get stuck instead of moving how you want them to. (There are two rolls for each action involving use of arms or legs. One to determine if they work and one for the normal action roll. 1-3 is that they freeze up, 4-6 is that work as intended. If the limbs freeze up, you will attempt a way to do said action differently, example, attempting to run. If your legs freeze up you will use your arms to move instead)
I use my time-slowing powers, then I shoot both of the bandits in their heads.6
Once it's done, I interrogate Fred about the whereabouts of Merciless Richard, aka my target and arch-nemesis.
You slow time and shoot the bandits. Before their corpses hit the ground, you begin asking Fred about Merciless Richard. As you do this you realize you forgot to speed up time before interrogation, so you do so. Fred asks “that was really fast, can you repeat that?”
"I don't know how they got there because I wasn't there."5
Guide the train to the Blockbuster so he can remove the rails.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You all make it to the Blockbuster safely. You notice a ship crash in the distance
Explore the area.4Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You find various hadrosaurs and oachycephalosaurs in the area. You can see buildings in the distance outside of your radius. There are humans nearby, being careful to avoid being inside the radius while observing you
*SNIFF SNIFF*6
HMMMMM, Kenneth smells the presence of the....Ultrasmurfs! SUPERBAD MEN MAY ARRIVE!
Kenneth will have to use the smugness radar to confirm potential ultra-smurf! DO IT NOW, KENNETH COMMANDS IT!
Your smugness radar detects ultrasmurfs heading towards your island from all sides
Post by: sprinkled chariot on August 31, 2019, 02:50:11 pm
Post by: darkwarlock3 on August 31, 2019, 04:52:42 pm
Post by: CABL on September 01, 2019, 02:35:52 am
Interrogate Fred again, without slowdown powers.
Post by: King Zultan on September 01, 2019, 05:10:13 am
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Post by: ziizo on September 01, 2019, 08:34:26 am
Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Install a magical railroad switch that looks like a keychain, this will allow the rat to make rails appear or disappear with only pressing a button
Post by: Enemy post on September 01, 2019, 12:52:05 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on September 02, 2019, 05:42:12 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 02, 2019, 08:45:23 pm
Request treatment from damn proper ultramarine apothecary versed in mysteries of space marine enhanced genetics3
You request treatment from an apocathary. Short.y after, a drop pod Falls a few feet from you. An apocathary steps out and injects you with a blue green liquid, healing your wounds within a few minutes.
“How do you feel?”
emerge from the crash site and try to find if one of the probes survived4
You emerge from the crash site and find one of the probes. It seems to have survived. The human kid watches you intently
"Where. I. Can. Find. Merciless. Richard?!"3
Interrogate Fred again, without slowdown powers.
You ask him again
“Merciless Richard? I think he’s in a place called...Rockmania?”
Wait for the train to remove the rails.3Spoiler (click to show/hide)
1Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Install a magical railroad switch that looks like a keychain, this will allow the rat to make rails appear or disappear with only pressing a button
Zultan waits for George to remove the rails, George tries to make a magical necklace for him to make rails appear and disappear with a button, but as the necklace forms, it turns into a snake with a key for a head
Wander around and hunt the other dinosaurs.2Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Unfortunatly, they are good at random Ning away from you. You may need to be more sneaky to capture something
AH NO, ITS HAPPENING AGAIN! KENNETH KNEW ROWBOAT GULLIMAN WILL TRY TO GET KENNETH! HE'S JEALOUS, JEALOUS OF KENNETH! NO MATTER, PANZERFAUSY WILL DESTROY ALL THE BAD MEN... AND IF KENNETH FAILS...4CHAOS REIGNS!
Your tanks manage to destroy most of the ships. There are two left, but they appear to be more focused on evasive maneuvers than getting to the island
Post by: sprinkled chariot on September 03, 2019, 01:52:13 am
Get myself and apothecary teleported to Macragge Fury stationed on earths orbit .
Post by: King Zultan on September 03, 2019, 06:30:28 am
Grab the key snake and try to remove the rails with it.
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Post by: darkwarlock3 on September 03, 2019, 08:33:00 am
I scan the terran kid to see if they are infected with the zerg virus
Post by: ziizo on September 03, 2019, 09:15:13 am
Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
"Me neither, but magic isn't a science is more like lying to the universe and hoping it doesn't call your bluff so sometimes weird stuff happens."
If the snake shows any sign of aggression use magic to make it tame and follow King Zultan orders
Post by: Enemy post on September 03, 2019, 11:16:17 am
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on September 06, 2019, 11:07:38 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 07, 2019, 01:26:20 pm
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on September 08, 2019, 10:01:30 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 08, 2019, 12:41:52 pm
Finally fine, this world is really backwards compared to Macragge.5
Get myself and apothecary teleported to Macragge Fury stationed on earths orbit .
This is a success. You both appear on the Macragge Fury. (Is it a ship? I am browsing the Warhammer wiki and Macragge is the home planet, and Furies are winged demons, can Ultramarines train them?)
2Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
"Me neither, but magic isn't a science is more like lying to the universe and hoping it doesn't call your bluff so sometimes weird stuff happens."
If the snake shows any sign of aggression use magic to make it tame and follow King Zultan orders
You tried to stop the snake, but it seems to have no effect. Luckily King Zultan seems to have it under control.
"That's not what I was expecting."3v2
Grab the key snake and try to remove the rails with it.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The snake struggles, but you manage to get ahold of it. As you place it’s head on the tracks, they disappear. Tazzes, Tweedledee and Tweedledum exit the building.
have the probe scavenge from the crash site3, 6
I scan the terran kid to see if they are infected with the zerg virus
The probe manages to find 2 medkits amongst the wreckage, along with an electronic map of the planet. You scan the kid, you find that while he doesn’t have the Zerg virus, the reason for this is that he has a type of bacteria that feeds on the viruses.
Sneak around and hunt the other dinosaurs.3(+1 for sneaking)Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You manage to find a lone hadrosaur
4(+1 for stealth)v4
You sneak toward it and bite down on its side as it whips its tail at you
1v6
The hadrosaur struggles to no avail. You continue biting down as your teeth get stuck in its flesh. It starts bleeding, crying out
5
You hear the sound of another hadrosaur approaching
Kill Fred, then find where the Rockmania place is ASAP.2v1
You get out your gun and shoot at Fred, but you accidentally hit a wall. Fred tries to run, but is disoriented and also runs into the wall. Fred is now dazed
KENNETH SHALL MAINTAIN ANTI-AIR FORMATION! NOT ONE WILL LAND ON ROCKMANIA! NOT ONE!4
Your anti air weapons shoot down two planes that crash into the water
Post by: sprinkled chariot on September 08, 2019, 01:42:15 pm
Tell librarian to check emperors tarot to predict any chaos/xeno threats coming from outside or if anything is going to threaten imperial rule on this planet from within
Post by: ziizo on September 08, 2019, 08:15:22 pm
Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Try to stabilize the Blizzard on top of wagon 7 to turn the top of it into a winter park
Post by: darkwarlock3 on September 09, 2019, 06:50:05 pm
capture the kid for study
Post by: King Zultan on September 09, 2019, 07:38:51 pm
Lock the doors and make the rails come back on the Blockbuster, then head out looking for some kind of ruins to explore.
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Post by: SuperDino85 on September 09, 2019, 09:45:28 pm
Post by: Enemy post on September 09, 2019, 10:09:39 pm
Rampage through Tokyo.
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 10, 2019, 06:28:34 am
((Oh my word what did I just find?))You found my first forum game here. Would you like to make a character?
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 10, 2019, 08:20:02 am
((Oh my word what did I just find?))You found my first forum game here. Would you like to make a character?
Uhh sure. Can said character be one that's already been made...like in a video game...or do I have to make something a bit more original?
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 10, 2019, 11:49:29 am
I’m thinking you can make a character based off a video game, sprinkled chariot is using a character from Warhammer 40k((Oh my word what did I just find?))You found my first forum game here. Would you like to make a character?
Uhh sure. Can said character be one that's already been made...like in a video game...or do I have to make something a bit more original?
There are characters back farther that were abandoned, you could also create an original character. A character shouldn’t be a copy of an existing character
Post by: Enemy post on September 10, 2019, 02:22:42 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 10, 2019, 04:38:38 pm
I'm actually playing as a specific real-world T. rex. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Specimens_of_Tyrannosaurus#%22Scotty%22:_RSM_P2523.8)Thank you
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 10, 2019, 09:58:21 pm
I’m thinking you can make a character based off a video game, sprinkled chariot is using a character from Warhammer 40k((Oh my word what did I just find?))You found my first forum game here. Would you like to make a character?
Uhh sure. Can said character be one that's already been made...like in a video game...or do I have to make something a bit more original?
There are characters back farther that were abandoned, you could also create an original character. A character shouldn’t be a copy of an existing character
Ok well you allowed it so here it is.
Name: Bowser
Description (Incase you don’t know already): Large, bipedal, Fire-breathing tortoise complete with claws and spikes on his shell. Yellow-orange skin, green shell.
Starting location: My freaking castle. There’s a lot of lava here too, so it’s like a hell-equivalent area
Goal: Conquer the world!! Crud maybe I will even build my own galaxy hahahahaha!
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 11, 2019, 05:50:15 am
Ok. Would you like to perform an action on your first turn?I’m thinking you can make a character based off a video game, sprinkled chariot is using a character from Warhammer 40k((Oh my word what did I just find?))You found my first forum game here. Would you like to make a character?
Uhh sure. Can said character be one that's already been made...like in a video game...or do I have to make something a bit more original?
There are characters back farther that were abandoned, you could also create an original character. A character shouldn’t be a copy of an existing character
Ok well you allowed it so here it is.
Name: Bowser
Description (Incase you don’t know already): Large, bipedal, Fire-breathing tortoise complete with claws and spikes on his shell. Yellow-orange skin, green shell.
Starting location: My freaking castle. There’s a lot of lava here too, so it’s like a hell-equivalent area
Goal: Conquer the world!! Crud maybe I will even build my own galaxy hahahahaha!
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 11, 2019, 09:04:32 am
Ok. Would you like to perform an action on your first turn?I’m thinking you can make a character based off a video game, sprinkled chariot is using a character from Warhammer 40k((Oh my word what did I just find?))You found my first forum game here. Would you like to make a character?
Uhh sure. Can said character be one that's already been made...like in a video game...or do I have to make something a bit more original?
There are characters back farther that were abandoned, you could also create an original character. A character shouldn’t be a copy of an existing character
Ok well you allowed it so here it is.
Name: Bowser
Description (Incase you don’t know already): Large, bipedal, Fire-breathing tortoise complete with claws and spikes on his shell. Yellow-orange skin, green shell.
Starting location: My freaking castle. There’s a lot of lava here too, so it’s like a hell-equivalent area
Goal: Conquer the world!! Crud maybe I will even build my own galaxy hahahahaha!
Yep
Fly around in my clown copter, looking for key points to take over on this planet so I can secure what I need for my plans.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 11, 2019, 09:17:34 am
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on September 11, 2019, 10:21:25 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 11, 2019, 10:51:19 am
Post by: CABL on September 11, 2019, 11:53:43 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 11, 2019, 12:45:56 pm
( Its personal name of strike cruiser )4
Tell librarian to check emperors tarot to predict any chaos/xeno threats coming from outside or if anything is going to threaten imperial rule on this planet from within
The librarian tells you that a pair of humans is attacking one of the Uktramarines
Kenneth shall lead an expedition across the rockmania sea to find more Ultra-Bad men! (Ultramarines) Then Kenneth will KILL THEM with new recruit Richard. He got certifiable bad-men killing experience from some...Conflict? Kenneth does not know, when he asks Richard he just screams about metal boxes. No matter, Kenneth sees big things for the giant new-recruit Richard!3v2
Kenneth and Richard manage to sneak up on an Ultramarine, catching him by surprise. You both attack it, it tries to punch Kenneth, but misses
3Spoiler: Train/George (click to show/hide)
Try to stabilize the Blizzard on top of wagon 7 to turn the top of it into a winter park
The snowflakes freeze in the air inside Wagon 7, as if someone pressed pause. They are not affected by gravity and each snowflake is separated from each other
have the drone warp in a nexus2,6
capture the kid for study
You tell the drone to warp a Nexus, but it misheard you and warped in a Perplexus (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCi5Y7DWA9nU3iSkhFzYRH9e41vwzCGbmm61Iu5_w5EX3uHDUlKQ)
You bring the kid in for study, but he begins to glow yellow. Scanning reveals the bacteria’s vibrations against each other causes this
"Now that my parties back together we can go on a quest or something."3, 6
Lock the doors and make the rails come back on the Blockbuster, then head out looking for some kind of ruins to explore.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You lock the doors then you press a button on the snake’s head. It makes tracks, but they fade out and come back each second. You head to the cemetery and look around, you notice a crypt. As you enter, the entrance turns into a wall, plunging your party into darkness
Well, I'm a giant monster in Japan. When in Rome, right?6
Rampage through Tokyo.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You begin destroying buildings and causing havoc. You notice flying metal creatures with rotating wings spitting painful projectiles at you. You also notice that one has a face and is watching you
Slow down the time and shoot Fred in the legs, but leaving him alive.2
You slow down time and try to shoot Fred, but you hear a click. It seems you need to reload
Rolling d7 to determine who you findOk. Would you like to perform an action on your first turn?I’m thinking you can make a character based off a video game, sprinkled chariot is using a character from Warhammer 40k((Oh my word what did I just find?))You found my first forum game here. Would you like to make a character?
Uhh sure. Can said character be one that's already been made...like in a video game...or do I have to make something a bit more original?
There are characters back farther that were abandoned, you could also create an original character. A character shouldn’t be a copy of an existing character
Ok well you allowed it so here it is.
Name: Bowser
Description (Incase you don’t know already): Large, bipedal, Fire-breathing tortoise complete with claws and spikes on his shell. Yellow-orange skin, green shell.
Starting location: My freaking castle. There’s a lot of lava here too, so it’s like a hell-equivalent area
Goal: Conquer the world!! Crud maybe I will even build my own galaxy hahahahaha!
Yep
Fly around in my clown copter, looking for key points to take over on this planet so I can secure what I need for my plans.
1-sprinkled chariot
2-CABL
3-Avetruetoimperator
4-Enemy post
5-King Zultan
6-Zillow
7-darkwarlock3
4
You fly in your clowncopter and find a Trex getting shot at by helicopters
Post by: ziizo on September 11, 2019, 02:09:57 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Good enough. go to a forest and start taking seeds of trees, bushes, flowers and other plants
Post by: King Zultan on September 11, 2019, 02:40:19 pm
Light a torch or turn on a flashlight and continue further into the crypt.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on September 12, 2019, 09:02:57 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 12, 2019, 10:50:15 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Close in on the nearest copter and kidnap the pilot right out of the cockpit
Upon success of that action, destroy the rest of the choppers using my vehicle’s built-in cannon and my fire breath.
Post by: darkwarlock3 on September 12, 2019, 01:19:16 pm
take a sample of the bacteria to study further
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 12, 2019, 01:48:23 pm
Post by: sprinkled chariot on September 12, 2019, 04:00:35 pm
bold fool daring to attack ultramarines with strice cruisers lance battery ( giant laser weapon basicly)
Post by: darkwarlock3 on September 13, 2019, 01:47:57 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 13, 2019, 04:17:16 am
(its the main building of a protoss base and produces probes)(Thanks)
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 13, 2019, 09:18:52 pm
Post by: Enemy post on September 13, 2019, 09:35:09 pm
Continue to attack Tokyo.
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 13, 2019, 09:55:32 pm
I haven't, but I was waiting to see if you'd interfere with my stomping Tokyo. I missed your action though.
Continue to attack Tokyo.
((Nah. Currently your character isn’t in the way of my character’s plans. These idiot pilots are though.))
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 14, 2019, 08:19:25 am
We need Kenneth’s action
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 15, 2019, 12:18:59 pm
Edit: ((nvm I found his last post))
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 17, 2019, 07:15:19 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 17, 2019, 08:41:41 pm
5Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Good enough. go to a forest and start taking seeds of trees, bushes, flowers and other plants
You find a forest and collect many seeds from many different plants
"Let us explore the crypts!"1
Light a torch or turn on a flashlight and continue further into the crypt.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You fail to light a torch. As you descend into the darkness you hear scratching noises around you and footsteps.
Quickly reload my rocket pistol with some acid rockets, then shoot at Fred's legs.5
You reload your rocket pistol and shoot it at Fred’s legs. Fred begins to scream as the acid dissolves his legs.
1Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Close in on the nearest copter and kidnap the pilot right out of the cockpit
Upon success of that action, destroy the rest of the choppers using my vehicle’s built-in cannon and my fire breath.
You try to close in on the nearest helicopter, but it starts to fly away. Do you want to follow it or try for another helicopter?
Evacuate ultramarines in danger via teleporter, strike the4, 6
bold fool daring to attack ultramarines with strice cruisers lance battery ( giant laser weapon basicly)
You teleport the Ultramarine to the ship, then fire your laser. Both Richard and Kenneth are obliterated, as is the land a mile in diameter and depth. The laser created a crater a mile wide and a mile deep where it hit. The residents of Rockmania now fear you
I haven't, but I was waiting to see if you'd interfere with my stomping Tokyo. I missed your action though.3+1 for one of the helicopters leaving
Continue to attack Tokyo.
You continue to destroy buildings. The people are running away in droves trying to exit the city
have the probe do its job properly and warp in a nexus6, 2
take a sample of the bacteria to study further
The Nexus is warped in, actually 2 nexuses are warped in. One on top of the other. You collect a sample of the bacteria to study, however they died when removed from the body
Post by: King Zultan on September 17, 2019, 09:33:21 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 17, 2019, 10:08:52 pm
Post by: Enemy post on September 17, 2019, 10:36:56 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: darkwarlock3 on September 18, 2019, 04:15:33 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 18, 2019, 05:50:06 am
(seems like the gm forgot about my action)Can you repost it? I will add it in the turn that I just did
Sorry about that
Edit: your actions have been added. Sorry
Post by: sprinkled chariot on September 18, 2019, 06:17:23 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 18, 2019, 08:04:00 am
Unleash a pulse of Bill's power to disable the helicopters.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
((Wait, who is bill?))
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 18, 2019, 08:12:31 am
Bill Cipher from Grabity FallsUnleash a pulse of Bill's power to disable the helicopters.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
((Wait, who is bill?))
Scotty killed Bill previously and gained his power as a side effect
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 18, 2019, 08:46:14 am
Bill Cipher from Grabity FallsUnleash a pulse of Bill's power to disable the helicopters.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
((Wait, who is bill?))
Scotty killed Bill previously and gained his power as a side effect
((Oh. Huh. Wow. That’s kinda an embarrassing end for a reality breaker))
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 18, 2019, 08:51:16 am
Post by: Enemy post on September 18, 2019, 12:04:36 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 18, 2019, 12:12:51 pm
((By the way, I probably won't be available for about a week starting tomorrow, so I might not post actions during that time.))What do you want your character doing in the meantime? Do you want to rest? Practice using powers? Something else?
Post by: Enemy post on September 18, 2019, 12:14:16 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 18, 2019, 12:45:23 pm
I'll keep my current action, but my next one will be to teleport somewhere that isn't Gravity Falls or Japan and then rest.Ok
Post by: ziizo on September 18, 2019, 01:01:55 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Start planting a forest in Wagon 9 roof with my new seeds
Post by: CABL on September 18, 2019, 01:13:55 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 18, 2019, 01:17:59 pm
(seems like the gm forgot about my action)Your action is in the turn. You can do your next action accordingly now.
Post by: darkwarlock3 on September 18, 2019, 04:57:19 pm
nexus warps in more probes
asked the kid a question
"terran i need you to tell where you got infect with the zerg virus"
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 19, 2019, 07:39:24 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 19, 2019, 09:59:07 am
((Who hasn’t posted an action yet?))Oh
Your action was added to this turn. Everyone still needs to post for the next turn, sorry for the confusion5Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Good enough. go to a forest and start taking seeds of trees, bushes, flowers and other plants
You find a forest and collect many seeds from many different plants"Let us explore the crypts!"1
Light a torch or turn on a flashlight and continue further into the crypt.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You fail to light a torch. As you descend into the darkness you hear scratching noises around you and footsteps.Quickly reload my rocket pistol with some acid rockets, then shoot at Fred's legs.5
You reload your rocket pistol and shoot it at Fred’s legs. Fred begins to scream as the acid dissolves his legs.1Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Close in on the nearest copter and kidnap the pilot right out of the cockpit
Upon success of that action, destroy the rest of the choppers using my vehicle’s built-in cannon and my fire breath.
You try to close in on the nearest helicopter, but it starts to fly away. Do you want to follow it or try for another helicopter?Evacuate ultramarines in danger via teleporter, strike the4, 6
bold fool daring to attack ultramarines with strice cruisers lance battery ( giant laser weapon basicly)
You teleport the Ultramarine to the ship, then fire your laser. Both Richard and Kenneth are obliterated, as is the land a mile in diameter and depth. The laser created a crater a mile wide and a mile deep where it hit. The residents of Rockmania now fear youI haven't, but I was waiting to see if you'd interfere with my stomping Tokyo. I missed your action though.3+1 for one of the helicopters leaving
Continue to attack Tokyo.
You continue to destroy buildings. The people are running away in droves trying to exit the cityhave the probe do its job properly and warp in a nexus6, 2
take a sample of the bacteria to study further
The Nexus is warped in, actually 2 nexuses are warped in. One on top of the other. You collect a sample of the bacteria to study, however they died when removed from the body
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 19, 2019, 01:14:08 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 19, 2019, 02:05:26 pm
Wait a sec I thought everyone did post for the next turn.
You are right. Sorry
Use the flashlight on the cellphone I probably have to find the source of the noise, also get everyone to turn on there cellphone flashlights.6Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You, Melanie, Ajohn, and Jane turn on your cell phones and point towards the noise. You see
(https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fimages.assettype.com%2Fthequint%252F2018-08%252F8d1263dd-61cc-473f-bca2-d71c618994a0%252Fghouls.jpg%3Fq%3D35%26auto%3Dformat%252Ccompress%26w%3D1200&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thequint.com%2Fentertainment%2Fhot-on-web%2Fnetflix-ghoul-radhika-apte-origins-of-ghoul-in-arabic-folklore&tbnid=CfpU0Dp5CQVvVM&vet=12ahUKEwif3NrWwN3kAhUENK0KHeUgBbYQMygWegUIARCZAQ..i&docid=yHHeL0dxYsMy7M&w=1200&h=1500&q=ghouls&hl=en-us&client=safari&ved=2ahUKEwif3NrWwN3kAhUENK0KHeUgBbYQMygWegUIARCZAQ)
The humans scream and drop their phones as they back away
Ok let's do this different. Use my built-in cannon and fire breath as planned, but only disable the helicopters, because I want at least one prisoner!4
You shoot one of the helicopters and fly towards it, catching the pilot while the empty helicopter falls to the ground
“Who are you and what do you want?” The pilot asks you
Unleash a pulse of Bill's power to disable the helicopters.1Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You couldn’t unleash Bill’s power
Connect to satellites network and check if there are any more attacks on earth military, requiring our intervention, ask fellow brother ultramarine, WHY WAS BREAKING CODEX ASTARTES and did not communicate about assaulting something on his own?3
You don’t find attacks on Earth military, but you do find a Trex is attacking Tokyo
“I was trying to fight them off. If I stopped attacking they would still be attacking and could have destroyed communication”
1Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Start planting a forest in Wagon 9 roof with my new seeds
The plants grow dead. The leaves brown and dry
Travel to Rockmania to find Merciless Richard there.2
You realize you don’t know where Rockmania is
have the probe warp in additionally pylons2,6,6
nexus warps in more probes
asked the kid a question
"terran i need you to tell where you got infect with the zerg virus"
The probe doesn’t know what you mean by pylon. It finds 2 definitions
Quote
2 definitions foundThe nexuses each begin warping probes. One probe every second. After 3 minutes there are 360 probes.
1.
a tower used for carrying power lines high above the ground.
2.
a structure on the wing of an aircraft used for carrying an engine, weapon, fuel tank, or other load.
“I could have got it from the Extraterrestrial diseases class. The Imperial Empire insisted all human children took the course. I didn’t listen when we were told not to open the containers. Is the Zerg virus dangerous?”
Post by: ziizo on September 19, 2019, 03:17:57 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Use the magic on the firebird feathers to bring the plants to life
Post by: sprinkled chariot on September 19, 2019, 03:26:18 pm
Brother, such brutal breaking of codex astartes would get you sent on penance crusade, if our times were not so desperate.
Post by: darkwarlock3 on September 19, 2019, 04:25:08 pm
Probes begin warping in pylons, gateways, photon cannons
the probe that didn't know what a pylon was is sent to scout for mineral clusters
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 19, 2019, 04:35:51 pm
"extremely dangerous, it forces your body to mutant and eventually turn one into a zerg, usually if people of my race found the virus we would purifier the planet in fire"(Which definition of pylon are you searching for? Both of those are possible definitions. Do you mean both?)
Probes begin warping in pylons, gateways, photon cannons
the probe that didn't know what a pylon was is sent to scout for mineral clusters
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 19, 2019, 04:46:52 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Bwahahaha! I’m Bowser! King Bowser Koopa that is, but today I’m not picky. What I want is to build my own galaxy to help spread my rule, so I need all kinds of materials to build a gravity generator for what will be the center. I would imagine your science labs are working on that right?
While talking, fly away from the battlefield, but not too far in case this guy turns out to be of no help, so I can feed him to the dinosaur.
Post by: darkwarlock3 on September 19, 2019, 05:08:18 pm
"extremely dangerous, it forces your body to mutant and eventually turn one into a zerg, usually if people of my race found the virus we would purifier the planet in fire"(Which definition of pylon are you searching for? Both of those are possible definitions. Do you mean both?)
Probes begin warping in pylons, gateways, photon cannons
the probe that didn't know what a pylon was is sent to scout for mineral clusters
(its a protoss power building needed to power most of there buildings)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 19, 2019, 05:10:02 pm
(thank you)"extremely dangerous, it forces your body to mutant and eventually turn one into a zerg, usually if people of my race found the virus we would purifier the planet in fire"(Which definition of pylon are you searching for? Both of those are possible definitions. Do you mean both?)
Probes begin warping in pylons, gateways, photon cannons
the probe that didn't know what a pylon was is sent to scout for mineral clusters
(its a protoss power building needed to power most of there buildings)
Post by: King Zultan on September 20, 2019, 03:44:21 am
"What the hell is that thing, quick everybody beat the shit out of it!"
Shine my light on the creature and get everybody to use their crowbars to beat the thing to death!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on September 20, 2019, 12:46:04 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 21, 2019, 10:07:05 am
Edit: nvm I just found his post where he said he’s going to be inactive for a few days.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 21, 2019, 10:11:49 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 21, 2019, 10:20:27 am
((I will post either today or tomorrow))
((Ok. Sorry if this gets annoying I just don’t want your first RTD to crash))
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 21, 2019, 11:47:35 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 22, 2019, 06:06:28 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 22, 2019, 06:11:11 pm
2Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Use the magic on the firebird feathers to bring the plants to life
Unfortunatly the magic from the firebird only appears to burn them
Coordinate planetary defence forces with my competent leadership, so they can beat Tokyo T-rex5v5
Brother, such brutal breaking of codex astartes would get you sent on penance crusade, if our times were not so desperate.
The planetary defenses hit the Trex, however a blue flame appears to negate the damage
"extremely dangerous, it forces your body to mutant and eventually turn one into a zerg, usually if people of my race found the virus we would purifier the planet in fire"3, 4
Probes begin warping in pylons, gateways, photon cannons
the probe that didn't know what a pylon was is sent to scout for mineral clusters
The probes warp in 1 pylon, 1 gateway and 1 photon cannon
The other probe finds a cluster of iron nearby
“Oh. I don’t think anything’s happening to me, so there must be something working against it”
(The link you posted in my turn didn't work, I had to mess with it to see what it was.)6v4
"What the hell is that thing, quick everybody beat the shit out of it!"
Shine my light on the creature and get everybody to use their crowbars to beat the thing to death!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You all charge at it with your crowbars. It screeches as you pummel it to mush. You think you hear more screeching ahead
(Sorry, I will make sure it works next time)
Loot the now-dying Fred for a map to Rockmania.4
You find the map. It says that it’s south of here near a town
1Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Bwahahaha! I’m Bowser! King Bowser Koopa that is, but today I’m not picky. What I want is to build my own galaxy to help spread my rule, so I need all kinds of materials to build a gravity generator for what will be the center. I would imagine your science labs are working on that right?
While talking, fly away from the battlefield, but not too far in case this guy turns out to be of no help, so I can feed him to the dinosaur.
“Gravity generator? Sir, I’m just a pilot that was called to deal with something attacking Tokyo. If there are scientists working on it, they aren’t telling me anything. Please don’t kill me, I’m sure I can help with something else!”
(The past ninja’d me, good timing)
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 22, 2019, 08:01:35 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 22, 2019, 09:29:22 pm
((Umm...I think you forgot my action. It had a long green monologue))I will add it in
Added
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on September 22, 2019, 11:03:40 pm
KENNETH RETURNS, AND SOON...
AVE IMPERIA...
Post by: darkwarlock3 on September 23, 2019, 01:48:03 am
Probes start mining the mineral cluster and bring them back to base
one of the other probes warp in a forge, star gate, warp gate, Cybernetics core
the gate way starts warping in prtoss zealots
Photon cannon guards the base
Post by: King Zultan on September 23, 2019, 01:59:36 am
Wait of the others to pickup their phones, then use the light to see what the new sound is.
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Post by: sprinkled chariot on September 23, 2019, 02:26:40 am
Post by: ziizo on September 23, 2019, 06:50:57 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Keep trying to grow a forest on top of wagon 9
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 23, 2019, 08:55:31 am
Leave Tokyo before I accidentally get caught in the orbital fire.
Look for other places worth trying to take over. If said place is a lab, search it for the materials I need.
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 23, 2019, 05:23:18 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 23, 2019, 06:32:10 pm
Post by: CABL on September 24, 2019, 10:11:12 am
Post by: Enemy post on September 24, 2019, 11:48:31 am
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 24, 2019, 12:27:30 pm
FOOLISH ULTRASMURF! YOU HAVE ALREADY TRIED TO BLAST KENNETH! EVEN DESTROY ENTIRE WORLDS IN YOUR BAD-MEN TO BLAST HE. KENNETH CAN ONLY GET ANGRIER FROM IT! ROCKMANIA FOREVER!2
KENNETH RETURNS, AND SOON...
AVE IMPERIA...
You try to put the pieces of your body back together, but since the laser destroyed your body you are now a disembodied spirit
"yes you have a strange bacteria that is negating the effects of the zerg virus"1, 3, 3, 6
Probes start mining the mineral cluster and bring them back to base
one of the other probes warp in a forge, star gate, warp gate, Cybernetics core
the gate way starts warping in prtoss zealots
Photon cannon guards the base
Unfortunately the mining probes are unable to make their way back to base. The warping in of the forge, star gate, warp gate, and cybernetics core goes much better, as does the warping in of Protoss zealots. However, the photon cannon appears to have registered the new arrivals as threats
"I think I hear another one of those things, everybody pickup your phones we need the lights."1
Wait of the others to pickup their phones, then use the light to see what the new sound is.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Whatever it is, the lights don’t illuminate it. The screeching seems to be coming from...the air?
Keep coordinating fire of orbital defence weapons4+1 continuous fire v 1
Scotty’s teleport 4
This time you do significant damage. So much damage that it seems to have disappeared. Curiously there is no carcass
6Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Keep trying to grow a forest on top of wagon 9
This time the plants start to grow so fast that they risk breaking the walls of the wagon
Grrr...aaaaah...uhhh...well...ok. I’m feeling overly generous today so I’ll let you join my army! I kinda need a new one since the one I had...died. And in all honesty if I can’t find what I need to build my own galaxy then I’ll have to settle for conquering this planet.4, 5, 1
Leave Tokyo before I accidentally get caught in the orbital fire.
Look for other places worth trying to take over. If said place is a lab, search it for the materials I need.
You manage to leave just before the firing started. You fly towards a mountain with a metal door. It opens upon you flying near. You get inside and notice that this is a lab. However all of the machines are in disrepair
“What happened here?” The pilot asks
Using my newfound map, haul my ass to Rockmania.1
As you head to Rockmania, you encounter a very tall white bird with a long neck and a long beak. “You aren’t one of Zultan’s members, are you? Where are you going? I’m not helping you if you are with Zultan” the bird blocks your attempts at going around “answer”
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 24, 2019, 02:04:31 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Huh...seems like abandonment might have been forced.
Search the seemingly scrapped lab for anything that might come in handy. Given its condition it would seem cruel to be picky
Post by: ziizo on September 24, 2019, 02:20:42 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Travel around getting animals for the forest in top of wagon 9
Post by: Enemy post on September 25, 2019, 12:57:16 am
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: darkwarlock3 on September 25, 2019, 01:24:20 am
have the zealots start to scout out the area more and slaughter any infected with the zerg virus expect the kid with the special bacteria
Probes attempt to mine the mineral resources again
have the star gate warp in void rays and the mothership
Post by: sprinkled chariot on September 25, 2019, 01:28:25 am
Post by: King Zultan on September 25, 2019, 02:58:41 am
Quick beat the shit out of were the noise is coming from.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on September 25, 2019, 09:25:41 am
Say the above, then stare down the bird until it goes away.
If it doesn't, slow down the time and kill it with one precise knife to the carotid artery/throat.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 25, 2019, 10:48:23 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 27, 2019, 12:09:51 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 27, 2019, 02:53:42 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 27, 2019, 03:38:20 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 27, 2019, 04:09:05 pm
KENNETH MUST POST WITHIN THIS TIME OR KENNETH WILL NOT COME BACK
(You could make a new character IF YOU PLAY
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on September 28, 2019, 05:22:05 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 28, 2019, 06:16:13 pm
5Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Huh...seems like abandonment might have been forced.
Search the seemingly scrapped lab for anything that might come in handy. Given its condition it would seem cruel to be picky
Given the condition of most of the machines, you are suprised when you find a blueprint for a rocket. Looking around, it looks like there are tools as well that you could use to take apart the broken machines and build it, or anything else you want to build
4Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Travel around getting animals for the forest in top of wagon 9
you find some deer, foxes, and robins. They don't try to escape the wagon, but you notice that the foxes are trying to kill the birds
Explore my new surroundings.3Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You look around and nootice you are in a metal room with a recently killed hooofed mammal with horns. There is enough room to move around, but the room you are in seems to be moving somewhere, and you hear a loud whirring sound as well as the clinkclinkclink of moving over gravel
quickly register the zealots as friendly in the proton cannon4, 2, 6, 2
have the zealots start to scout out the area more and slaughter any infected with the zerg virus expect the kid with the special bacteria
Probes attempt to mine the mineral resources again
have the star gate warp in void rays and the mothership
You manage to register to zealots as friendly before the cannon shoots them. The zealots start scouting but don't manage to find anyone, infected or not. The probes mine out everything so fast that they caused a cave-in. They will have to dig their way out or continue exploring the cave. The stargate wasn't able to warb in the void rays or the mothership. Something might be damaging the signal.
Task librarian with reading emperors tarot to predict any xenos or heretics threatening earth6
It seems your snipers detected 3 possible places of threat, but were unable to figure out which threat was linked to which location pertained to which threat
THREAT LIST
POTENTIAL UNDEAD MONSTERS
ZERG VIRUS
REVIVAL OF ULTRAMARINE ATTACKER
LOCATION LIST
CITY NEAR PROTOSS SHIP
ROCKMANIA
UNDERGROUND CRYPT
"Oh shit there's some invisible shit!"6v4
Quick beat the shit out of were the noise is coming from.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You aim at the noise with your crobar. It hits something solid. An image flickers briefly into existence before the thing turns invisible again
4v6
You can't see what it's doing, but you managed a lucky block
2v4
Tweedledee attacks towards where it sounded like your crowbar hit, but missed
5v2
Tweedledum has better luck, hitting it in the head. A purple liquid begins to pour out of the creature, now flickering in and out of vision.
5v2-1 bleed
Jane does even more damage, breaking one of its legs. The creature now is unable to move
5v2-1 bleed(the dice like these numbers apparently)
Ajohn attacks it on the neck, stopping its screeching. The creature looks like it has trouble breathing and has stopped turning invisible. It looks like what you saw earlier, a gray humanoid creature with long claws. Purple fluid nearly covers the floor.
5v1
Melanie, seeing that it is sufficiently injured, carefully aims her crowbar to crack its skull. The body falls to the ground, the head and leg broken and a wound on its neck.
"I don't know who's Zultan, and I'll go where I please, so fuck off my way..."2,1
Say the above, then stare down the bird until it goes away.
If it doesn't, slow down the time and kill it with one precise knife to the carotid artery/throat.
"I don't believe you. Zultan works with humans, despite being the rat king. You're going to help me find him or I wi- You try to slow down time, but instead it speeds up. You see the bird run off after saying something you couldn't hear because of the speed. You try to shoot, but end up missing. When you normalize time speed you find that you are now surrounded by birds
"Look I don't know why you waited till I was far away to try and shoot, or why you shot me. I need help finding Zultan so I can kill him and take the crown. Do this and I will help you go where you need to go. One of the other birds, the only one of the 5 that isn't a stork, an eagle, says "Oh, yes, no need to attack us. We just need help. You're a human, he will trust you"
IT DOES NOT MATTER IF KENNETH CANNOT REVIVE HIMSELF! THE CULT OF KENNETH SHALL RETURN KENNETH TO REALSPACE!The Cult of Kenneth revives you, somewhat. Your body was destroyed in the blast, so they took your soul and placed it in a new body. A body which apparently already has a soul. You find that despite the body being occupied, you can control it, though not quite as well as your old body, since this one shares a mind. <Hello, Kenneth. It is an honor to be in your presence. My name is Peter Pan. We can share this body. This isn't the first time I shared a soul>
Post by: ziizo on September 28, 2019, 06:38:12 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Search for flowers seeds to make a flower garden
Post by: darkwarlock3 on September 28, 2019, 07:00:58 pm
half the Probes dig themselves out
the other half go cave exploring
zealots continue the purge
Post by: CABL on September 29, 2019, 01:55:11 am
Accept the bird's demand and follow it towards King Zultan.
Post by: sprinkled chariot on September 29, 2019, 04:19:12 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 29, 2019, 07:00:28 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Search for more blueprints
Post by: King Zultan on September 29, 2019, 07:53:36 am
Go slightly further into the crypt, then try to summon some rats to join my group.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 29, 2019, 11:14:42 am
Post by: Enemy post on September 29, 2019, 11:29:58 am
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 29, 2019, 11:41:53 am
(Bowser and Kenneth need to do their actions)
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 29, 2019, 11:47:52 am
Post by: Enemy post on September 29, 2019, 11:55:54 am
(Sorry for not mentioning you Scotty)
(No problem.)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 29, 2019, 12:05:23 pm
(Oh yes, sorry, now we wait for Kenneth)(Sorry for not mentioning you Scotty)
(No problem.)
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on September 29, 2019, 02:34:00 pm
ROCKMANIA FOREVER
AVE IMPERIA...
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 29, 2019, 03:17:38 pm
4Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Search for flowers seeds to make a flower garden
You find numerous seeds and place them in wagon 3. They begin to bud
star gate warps in void rays and the mothership5,3,6,6
half the Probes dig themselves out
the other half go cave exploring
zealots continue the purge
This time you are able to warp them in. The group that tries to dig themselves out makes some progress. The group sent cave exploring finds whispering crystals. Each of them whispering different things. The zealots head into the town and kill those infected with the Zerg virus, but also ended up killing healthy people as well, thinking they were infected. An Ultramarine notices the killing and asks “Why are you killing healthy people? You say you are only after those with the virus.”
"*shrug* Okay, I guess..."
Accept the bird's demand and follow it towards King Zultan.
Shoot the underground crypt with bombardment cannon
"Invisible things are easier to kill when they don't shut up."3,,1,3
Go slightly further into the crypt, then try to summon some rats to join my group.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The birds notice something hit the ground. Whatever it was didn’t break through, however. You all head towards where it hit. King Zultan and his party hear something above them as they go deeper in the crypt. Luckily those creatures aren’t there, though the Tazzes tell you they’ve seen this place before.
5Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Search for more blueprints
You find blueprints for a hypnosis ray, an armor that protects against various poisons, a translator for Rumania languages, a translator for animal languages, a magic detector, and a proton ray.
Break out.5Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You run at the wall, making a loud noise as the metal bends. The room stops moving, which brings you towards the wall again, denting it even more. You conjure some of the blue fire, heating up the metal to where you can rip it apart. You see s gravel pathway and a human wearing plaid running towards the back from the right. He sees you and starts running back to where he came from. You step out, look back and you see that the room you were in has 4 cylinders that it moves on, you hear it start to move again and the dead hoofed animal falls out. As the mobile room moves away, you hear the human say something about “...dinosaur in the truck stealing my cow...”
Another soul in the body!? It is like kenneth is driving a car again! Time to steer this possessed form for the glory of KENNETH and rockmania! Prepare to begin the rising of the escalator. Kenneth shall soon see that the bad men Imperium is defeated on this world, and Rockmania shall forever be safe4
ROCKMANIA FOREVER
AVE IMPERIA...
You manage to control the body and bring it to an escalator and climb it. As you do, you see one of the ships fire something at the ground far away from your location.
Post by: SuperDino85 on September 29, 2019, 03:52:51 pm
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Hehehehehahahahaha! Well this stuff will surely help...hehehehahahaha.
Use the materials available here to build the proton ray and the armor
As far as the rocket goes, store the blueprint in my clowncopter for now
Build the rest of the stuff I have blueprints for only if there is enough stuff to use
Post by: ziizo on September 30, 2019, 06:02:42 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Search for football equipment (aka a few balls and the goals)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 30, 2019, 07:33:10 am
(Which wagon did you put the flowers in? Which one do you plan to put the footballs and goals in?)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Search for football equipment (aka a few balls and the goals)
Post by: sprinkled chariot on September 30, 2019, 07:59:48 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 30, 2019, 08:10:07 am
Fixed the turn, flowers are on wagon 3(Which wagon did you put the flowers in? Which one do you plan to put the footballs and goals in?)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Search for football equipment (aka a few balls and the goals)
Where do you wish to place the footballs and goals?
Post by: darkwarlock3 on September 30, 2019, 08:45:15 am
"i am Lazurus of the Khalai, i'm deeply sorry but i have found the zerg virus on this planet which by the protocols of Khalai, I am forced to purge the planet of any potential infected"
zealots continue with the purge
Probes continue with digging themselves out
the void rays go around destroying any resistance that is putting up a fight against the Purge
The Mothership goes around scanning cities, if the zerg virus is detected the the mother ship fires the purifier beam to purge the city in fire
Post by: ziizo on September 30, 2019, 09:10:05 am
Fixed the turn, flowers are on wagon 3(Which wagon did you put the flowers in? Which one do you plan to put the footballs and goals in?)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Search for football equipment (aka a few balls and the goals)
Where do you wish to place the footballs and goals?
Wagon 2
Post by: King Zultan on September 30, 2019, 09:19:54 am
Summon some rats to join my group and get the Tazzes to explain how the crypt is laid out.
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Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on September 30, 2019, 08:52:34 pm
Ave Imperia...
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 30, 2019, 08:56:53 pm
Post by: Enemy post on September 30, 2019, 09:14:07 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on October 01, 2019, 02:25:46 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 01, 2019, 06:48:11 am
5,1,4Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Hehehehehahahahaha! Well this stuff will surely help...hehehehahahaha.
Use the materials available here to build the proton ray and the armor
As far as the rocket goes, store the blueprint in my clowncopter for now
Build the rest of the stuff I have blueprints for only if there is enough stuff to use
You manage to build the proton ray and the armor without any problems. Unfortunatly, your attempt at storing the rocket blueprint causes it to rip in half. You look around and see that you have enough materials for 1 more item
(The rocket blueprint might be repairable later on)
2Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Search for football equipment (aka a few balls and the goals)
Unfortunately you weren’t able to find football equipment near the forest. You may have better luck in a town
keep bombarding
"Well Tazzes if you guys know the place maybe you guys should tell us how the crypt is laid out."
Summon some rats to join my group and get the Tazzes to explain how the crypt is laid out.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Keep going; if I see Zultan or his servants, shoot em.1,2,3,1
The laser fails to shoot. It probably has a recharge time. The Tazzes say that it’s been a long time since they’ve been here. You come across a 3 way junction. One Tazz says the exit is forward, one Tazz says the exit is to the left, and the last Tazz says the exit it to the right. All of the tunnels ahead are very quiet. Behind you you hear gunshots. 6 rats come running towards you from the gunshots. They tell of a human and some birds fighting some ghouls. Reginald suggests the group can split up and cover more ground. Jane and Ajohn suggest we stay together to be sure we could defend against any attackers. The bird group and the human come upon a crypt. Zultan is nowhere to be found. A grey creature with long claws charges at you!
1v3
You manage to shoot it before it reaches you
6v5
You shoot it again, blowing up the head, however the noise from the exploding head attracts 4 more of these things.
1v5
Stork1 misses their target Ghoul1. Ghoul1 scratches Stork1 leaving deep gashes where each of the 5 claws hit.
4v5
Stork2 manages to kick Ghoul1, but Ghoul1 still manages to elbow Stork2 in the process of trying to face him.
2v5
Stork3 tried attacking but didn’t do any damage as Ghoul2 was focused on defending rather than attacking
2v2
The eagle and ghoul2 both tried attacking, both of them missed
Lazarus sends a message to the ultramarine's base6,2,4,4,4
"i am Lazurus of the Khalai, i'm deeply sorry but i have found the zerg virus on this planet which by the protocols of Khalai, I am forced to purge the planet of any potential infected"
zealots continue with the purge
Probes continue with digging themselves out
the void rays go around destroying any resistance that is putting up a fight against the Purge
The Mothership goes around scanning cities, if the zerg virus is detected the the mother ship fires the purifier beam to purge the city in fire
“You’ve detected the Zerg virus? Very well. We will help find out if other towns are infected. Carry on and try to not kill healthy individuals.” The zealots started to get attacked!
6v3
One of the infected killed one of the zealots before the others knew what happened. It appears the infection is spreading faster than normal. The probes are 3/4 of the way out. After the first kill, the void rays start shooting zergs. The Mothership finds 2 cities with the virus so far, destroying them.
Flash the great signal! The Light shall reveal to kenneth's followers all around that the time has come! Time to liberate this planet from ultra-smurfery! While the cult of kenneth summonses forth the servants of the lesser chaotic powers and takes over the earth-nations, Kenneth shall reach the lighthouse, where he will perform the final step...1, 4
Ave Imperia...
Your cult doesn’t manage to summon creatures of chaos, but you do reach the lighthouse. However the light is missing. At least you know that the light must be somewhere in the building, it’s just not at the top where it should be.
Eat the cow and explore the area.6,3Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You eat the cow. When you are done, there’s nothing left of it. However you notice the truck from before coming towards you. You get off the gravel road and begin traveling. The road leads you to a town, mostly burned. You see charred remains of twisted creatures not of Earth. You see a large ship fly off towards another city.
Post by: ziizo on October 01, 2019, 10:10:18 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
In that case use magic to improve myself so I can go to space.
Post by: King Zultan on October 01, 2019, 11:15:46 am
Get the six rats to join my group, walk down the forward path.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 01, 2019, 11:16:00 am
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Well, hypnosis ray it is. Build that so if I have problems increasing my army I can make it easier.
Hand the armor to the pilot and tell him to put it on.
After that’s finished, hop back into the clown copter with the pilot and fly to whatever gets my attention first
Post by: sprinkled chariot on October 01, 2019, 03:53:35 pm
Post by: Enemy post on October 01, 2019, 03:56:33 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: darkwarlock3 on October 01, 2019, 04:21:17 pm
probes dig themselves out of the tunnel
mothership continues to purge cities, with the void rays protecting the mothership
zealots continue the purge of zerg abominations
Lazurus uses his psionic powers to crush the minds of any who attack his base
Post by: CABL on October 02, 2019, 02:00:35 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 02, 2019, 06:57:50 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 02, 2019, 07:03:34 pm
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on October 02, 2019, 10:35:53 pm
Ave Imperia...
CHAOS REIGNS!
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 03, 2019, 01:24:48 am
5Spoiler (click to show/hide)
In that case use magic to improve myself so I can go to space.
The magic allows your wheels to constantly be riding on air, taking enough air to allow you to drive even in the near vacuum of space.
(If this doesn’t make sense, ask about it and I will clarify)
"Lets go down the path in front of us."
Get the six rats to join my group, walk down the forward path.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Keep bombarding crypt
Use either acidic or incendiary round to make sure that the ghouls will not get resurrected.1,4,3v6 target=1
King Zultan and his party walk down the forward path as the way back has caved in due to something large hitting the surface. It’s dark and the hallway seems to go on forever, eventually you find a room that to you looks like an empty square room, but the zombies and Tazzes seem to grow uneasy. Melanie turns to you and whispers ”I didn’t know zombies could feel fear” Reginald asks everyone ”Does anyone else see an empty room?” Ajohn and Jane both say yes at about the same time. ”I doubt they are scared of an empty room, perhaps they see something we don’t?” Ajohn asks. ”Or hear something we don’t.” Jane replies. According to the Ultramarine, there is now a crater about 20 ft in front of a human, 3 storks and an eagle. The human is firing acidic projectiles at ghouls near the entrance, killing them. After a few minutes, the ghouls melt away as they attack stork1, the leader of the birds. The scratch from the last ghoul before it melted away means that stork1 is also killed by the acid, melting away in turn. (2,6,3) Stork2 runs away from the group, not wanting to stay when his leader was killed. Stork3 vows to follow you till the end. The eagle says he will continue to follow you, but will leave if the stork is killed. Purple ghoul blood mixes with red bird blood at the entrance. You can now enter the crypt without dealing with any more ghouls. The Ultramarine, the human, the stork, and the eagle notice a heel opted with a clown head flying towards their location.
Follow the spaceship.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
gateway continues to warp in more zealots
probes dig themselves out of the tunnel
mothership continues to purge cities, with the void rays protecting the mothership
zealots continue the purge of zerg abominations
Lazurus uses his psionic powers to crush the minds of any who attack his base
The lighthouse has no light, but kenneth does not care! No, he'll fire the nuclear mortar he placed there earlier at a nearby town! Which is filled with badmen, perfect for the nuclear sacrifice. Then the sign shall be shown to the cult, and as the warp overtakes the earth...4v3, 4, 4, 4, 2, 5, 6
Ave Imperia...
CHAOS REIGNS!
You follow the ship, which detects you as a threat and shoots you, however the ray is deflected into space by a concentrated burst of blue fire. You are getting good at controlling this. You follow the ship as it flies to a new city filled with what seem like living buildings and lots of purple creatures. The ship burns the city, turning the whole place to ash, save for one of the purple creatures, a bird?, flying off somewhere else. The probes finally manage to dig themselves out while the gateway warps in more zealots. The mothership’s void ray shoots st something but is deflected, luckily whatever it shot at didn’t attack, merely follow and watched as it burned a Zerg nest. However one of the zergs taking the body of a bird managed to fly away before being burned. The zealots get lost in one of the Zerg nests. You don’t know if they are still alive or not. (6v2) A bear zerg came towards the base, but Lazarus easily crushed its brain, causing it to leak out from its ears. More zergs appear, these ones have human form. (2) Both are also killed, their brains leaking out of their eyes as they fall. Meanwhile at the lighthouse, Kenneth sets up and uses a nuclear mortar, aiming it at an Ultramarine base, destroying it. His cult members are approached by some purple humans claiming to be servants of chaos.
6, 4+1 hypnosis, 5(location=1)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Well, hypnosis ray it is. Build that so if I have problems increasing my army I can make it easier.
Hand the armor to the pilot and tell him to put it on.
After that’s finished, hop back into the clown copter with the pilot and fly to whatever gets my attention first
You manage to build the hypno ray. You find out that it doesn’t have an off button, so you aim it at the pilot, who wordlessly follows your instructions and equips the armor. You look outside and notice a large crater in a graveyard. You enter the clowncopter with the pilot following you and fly there. You see a ship, and on the ground 20 ft away from the crater you notice a human, an eagle and a stork near the entrance to what looks like a crypt.
Post by: Enemy post on October 03, 2019, 02:20:54 am
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: King Zultan on October 03, 2019, 04:31:52 am
"More invisible things to kill."
Quick everybody rush the invisible things and beat the shit out of 'em!
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Post by: sprinkled chariot on October 03, 2019, 06:57:27 am
My company and personnel aboard this strike cruiser are the only ultramarine forces in this solar system, can anyone explain all those other ultramarines arriving out of nowhere and being everywhere ? Only obvious explanation is all those ultramarines being alpha legion infiltrators... Thas it, so many damn alpha legionaries
Send astropathic message reporting this solar system infiltration by forces of chaos and xenos to chapter master
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 03, 2019, 07:41:05 am
(Did the six rats join me?)(Yes, they joined you)
"More invisible things to kill."
Quick everybody rush the invisible things and beat the shit out of 'em!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 03, 2019, 10:59:46 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Bah! Looks like we crashed yet another party!
Hand the pilot the proton ray, telling him not to fire unless I say so.
Fly down close to the ground, exit the clown copter, and casually walk towards the human and the birds.
Post by: ziizo on October 03, 2019, 12:16:22 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Onwards to space is time to search for precious metals between the meteors and other unclaimed stuff there
Post by: King Zultan on October 04, 2019, 04:01:42 am
(Woo more rats for my kingdom!)(Did the six rats join me?)(Yes, they joined you)
"More invisible things to kill."
Quick everybody rush the invisible things and beat the shit out of 'em!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: darkwarlock3 on October 04, 2019, 12:38:23 pm
probes build proton cannons to defend the base
mother ship goes towards the thing that shot it to purge it in the purifier beam
void rays continue to guard the mother ship
star gate warps in a carrier
Post by: CABL on October 04, 2019, 12:39:21 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 04, 2019, 12:47:18 pm
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on October 04, 2019, 07:17:55 pm
Kenneth goes forth to launch a raid on another nearby town for sacrifices! He needs to kill people to summon daemons, after all.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 04, 2019, 10:02:35 pm
Rampage randomly around the battlefield.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
gateway warp in more zealots6v1,3,3,4,1
probes build proton cannons to defend the base
mother ship goes towards the thing that shot it to purge it in the purifier beam
void rays continue to guard the mother ship
star gate warps in a carrier
Scotty rampages through town, destroying what buildings were left, as a beam from the ship tries to shoot him but misses. Meanwhile at Lazarus’s base, the gateway continues warping in zealots while the probes begin work on the proton cannons which will take 2 turns to build. Lazarus has 60 zealots. Some Zerg birds try attacking the mothership but are shot by the void rays before they could do damage. The stargaze fails to warp in a carrier, but instead a Zerg egg is warped in.
(Did the six rats join me?)4v5
"More invisible things to kill."
Quick everybody rush the invisible things and beat the shit out of 'em!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You attack one of the invisible things but your crobar bounces off, making a sound like it hit metal.
4v5
Reginald’s crobar also bounces off of the creature, making the same metal sound.
6v3
Since crobars appear to fail, Jame stabs it with her knife. She hears what sounds like a music box sound of ray. When she takes out her knife, a thick black fluid oozes out, oil?
6v6
Ajohn also tries stabbing it in a different area, but the knife bounces off
2v2
Melanie misses the creature
4,2,2,4,5
Tweedledee, Tazz2 and Tazz3 snap out of their fear simultaneously. They rush the creature (3,4,1v3)
Tweedledee hits but doesn’t do damage, Tazz2 dents the metal, Tazz3 missed the target.
5-1 bleed v 3
The bleeding makes movement difficult, it attacks you but it only knocks you back a bit.
1v1-1 bleed
You manage to hit the creature in a weak spot, denting some metal
2v4-1 bleed
Reginald isn’t as lucky, finding a strong point in the metal where his knife bounces off.
3v2-1 bleed
Jane almost makes another hole by deepening a dent
6v1-1 bleed
Ajohn finishes making the hole, stabbing deep enough to stop it from moving.
The invisibility wears off and you all see what you fought. It was a humanoid Metal ststue with many dents and holes where it was stabbed. When it falls, the wall ahead of you opens, and Tweedledum and Tazz1 snap out of their fear. (Did you like this system that focused on the difference between the numbers or the previous one where the numbers themselves determined things?)
Vindicate death of ultramarine base by broadside of macrocannons4v4,5
My company and personnel aboard this strike cruiser are the only ultramarine forces in this solar system, can anyone explain all those other ultramarines arriving out of nowhere and being everywhere ? Only obvious explanation is all those ultramarines being alpha legion infiltrators... Thas it, so many damn alpha legionaries
Send astropathic message reporting this solar system infiltration by forces of chaos and xenos to chapter master
You shoot at the lighthouse that fired the nuke, however the lighthouse appears to take no damage. You tell the chapter master about the threats. The chapter master tells you that it senses Protoss signals from Earth, and that it thinks they might help against the Zergs on the planet.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Bah! Looks like we crashed yet another party!
Hand the pilot the proton ray, telling him not to fire unless I say so.
Fly down close to the ground, exit the clown copter, and casually walk towards the human and the birds.
Shoot down the flying heel.1, 6v3, 2
The pilot listens, somewhat, and fires the proton ray as soon as you say the word “fire” which destroys a nearby tree as the human shoots your helicopter. Luckily, you were planning on landing anyway, unluckily, when you and the pilot exited the helicopter, parts of it were crushed. It won’t be able to fly again without repairs. You and the pilot walk towards the human and the birds, you being careful not to say the word “fire” again so the pilot doesn’t shoot when you don’t want him to. (Player characters have met, they can talk with each other if they choose)
Yhe claimaints of the gods, do you serve the ruinous powers too? Many beings like to use the chaos word after all, since the gods never trademarked it!2
Kenneth goes forth to launch a raid on another nearby town for sacrifices! He needs to kill people to summon daemons, after all.
“We serve the Overmind, we are unsure if that is the power you refer to, let’s find a town”
You all search for s town, but the one you find is already burnt to the ground. There is no one left to kill here
“There is something we need to tell you, there is a ship burning our towns. If you help us find and destroy that ship, it will no longer kill things before we can.”
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 05, 2019, 01:13:35 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Alright what’s the deal? You wrecked my vehicle! Just for that I ought to give you a severe knuckle sandwich! So what’s up guys? Having a party?
Keep a close eye on the human and the birds
If any of them try to attack, crawl into my shell and spin rapidly, sliding quickly in their direction
Post by: Enemy post on October 05, 2019, 03:15:16 pm
Breathe blue fire at the spaceship.
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: darkwarlock3 on October 05, 2019, 04:04:33 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 05, 2019, 04:07:38 pm
what happened to the mother ship destroying the light house?I’m sorry, I got confused at what you were targeting. I can edit the previous turn with the correct information. This will affect you, Scotty, and Kenneth
Post by: darkwarlock3 on October 05, 2019, 04:52:05 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 05, 2019, 04:54:48 pm
i thought the mother ship was attack, you don't need to change anything, i didn't realize the dino was following my shipIf you want to try shooting the lighthouse this turn you can
Post by: ziizo on October 05, 2019, 05:10:02 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Onwards to space is time to search for precious metals between the meteors and other unclaimed stuff there
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 05, 2019, 05:13:56 pm
Sorry I skipped your turn, do you want me to add this to the previous turn since this doesn’t affect other players or just do it this turn?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Onwards to space is time to search for precious metals between the meteors and other unclaimed stuff there
Post by: darkwarlock3 on October 05, 2019, 05:33:29 pm
I kill the zerg egg by crushing it with my psiconic abilities
probes continue what they were doing
mother ship fires another purifier beam at scotty
void rays go towards the light house to scan if there any zerg around if there is begin the purge there
Post by: ziizo on October 05, 2019, 05:58:03 pm
Sorry I skipped your turn, do you want me to add this to the previous turn since this doesn’t affect other players or just do it this turn?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Onwards to space is time to search for precious metals between the meteors and other unclaimed stuff there
It's fine, do it this turn.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 05, 2019, 06:07:41 pm
Post by: King Zultan on October 06, 2019, 02:11:53 pm
"Lets keep going."
Everybody follows me through the wall that just opened.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 06, 2019, 10:59:29 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 07, 2019, 12:58:53 am
Post by: CABL on October 07, 2019, 10:44:15 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 07, 2019, 11:23:55 am
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on October 07, 2019, 06:04:12 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 07, 2019, 08:03:01 pm
2Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Onwards to space is time to search for precious metals between the meteors and other unclaimed stuff there
Traveling through space, you find it strangely empty
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Alright what’s the deal? You wrecked my vehicle! Just for that I ought to give you a severe knuckle sandwich! So what’s up guys? Having a party?
Keep a close eye on the human and the birds
If any of them try to attack, crawl into my shell and spin rapidly, sliding quickly in their direction
Slowdown the timeflow, and shoot Bowser in the face with acidic rockets before he manages to retreat into his shell.5v6
As Bowser watches, time slows down and before he can get into his shell, he feels acid on his face
They shot at me.
Breathe blue fire at the spaceship.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
zealots continue the purge6v3, 3v6, 1,6,5, 3v4
I kill the zerg egg by crushing it with my psiconic abilities
probes continue what they were doing
mother ship fires another purifier beam at scotty
void rays go towards the light house to scan if there any zerg around if there is begin the purge there
Scotty manages to shoot the ship, burning a hole in it, the ship counters with another shot at Scotty, however it doesn’t do any damage. Meanwhile, the zealots were captured and have been turned into Zergs by the virus. You manage to crush the egg, however hundreds of Zerglings crawl outin every direction in the process of covering the walls. The Terran boy runs from the base towards his house, only to find the town burned. The void rays detect Zergs and shoot the lighthouse, only to have the shot do almost no damage.
...****, ITS THE TYRANID CLONES! THEY ARE NOT SERVANTS OF THE REAL DARK GODS! BUT THEY WILL MAKE GOOD SACRIFICES FOR KENNETH! THEIR TREACHERY SHALL EARN THEM THE RIGHT TO BE SACRIFICED. HOPEFULLY, THEY'LL BRING OUT SOMETHING COOL, LIKE A BLOODTHIRSTER OR A NERGLING HORDE!(How many? 5)
1v2
You miss the first attack
4v6
Zerg1 hits you but doesn’t do much damage
2v1
Zerg2 punches you in the stomach, knocking you back and causing some nausea
4v2
Zerg3 punches you in your left side causing you to hold your side in pain
4v4
Zerg4’s attack isn’t cancelled out and doesn’t hurt you
2v3
Zerg5 attacks, but also doesn’t do any damage
5v2
An Ultramarine ship kills the 5 Zerg attacking you
(I'm fine with this system better.)1,(rolling a d16 to determine who gets trapped 10)
"Lets keep going."
Everybody follows me through the wall that just opened.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Most of you get through the door, however Tazz3 is stuck at the other side when the wall closes between him and the rest of you. You Continue down a long stone hallway. As you walk, you hear a voice unlike any you’ve heard before sing (https://youtu.be/1t8-_pI1-9Q)
”Do you know what you are looking for?
Do you know how long you’ve been here?
Do you remember why you came here?
Do you know what happens now?
As you go deeper you will soon find
That those who enter here never leave
Those ghouls you fought used to be like you
Trapped in this maze of catacombs
If you want out, you must help me
I am but a soul, without a body
I need your help to vanquish the hive
The body I need must still be alive”
Melanie asks ”What do you mean by the hive?
Reginald asks ”What do you mean those ghouls were like us?”
Tazz1 and Tazz2 ask ”Why trap Tazz3?”
Ajohn and Jane look towards you silently. The 6 rats look back and tell you the door is gone
Ups, forgot to post action5v2
bombard zerg clusters
You find a small cluster of 5 Zerg near a lighthouse. Your bombardment kills them while leaving the human undamaged.
Post by: darkwarlock3 on October 07, 2019, 09:20:27 pm
mother ship starts to repair itself and overcharges its shield
void rays continue to zap zerg
star gate warps in a couple of carriers
probes start constructing a psi-enhancer
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 07, 2019, 10:24:14 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Gah...really? An acid gun? So be it, my turn.
Calmly fling the acid off my face in the direction of the human holding the acid gun
Command the pilot to shoot the human with the proton ray
Breathe a strong stream of fire at the same human for extra pain.
Ruthlessly punch and claw anyone who dares come close enough in an attempt to stop me.
Post by: sprinkled chariot on October 08, 2019, 01:46:37 am
bombard zerg clusters
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 08, 2019, 06:36:58 am
Post by: ziizo on October 08, 2019, 07:13:41 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Fly farther there must be something somewhere
Post by: Enemy post on October 08, 2019, 11:41:42 am
Continue to breathe blue fire at the ship, while creating shields to protect the Zerg.
Post by: sprinkled chariot on October 08, 2019, 11:48:42 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 08, 2019, 12:21:55 pm
Wait until regiments of imperial guard and imperial navy arrive to earth, we cant lose this planet
((Wait that’s your action right? Why’s it tiny?))
Edit: ((nvm it’s not tiny anymore))
Post by: King Zultan on October 08, 2019, 05:57:05 pm
Everybody try to beat down the wall between us and Tazz3.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 08, 2019, 10:00:09 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 09, 2019, 09:27:56 am
Post by: CABL on October 10, 2019, 01:01:09 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 10, 2019, 10:39:40 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 11, 2019, 06:22:34 pm
Post by: Enemy post on October 11, 2019, 06:47:42 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 11, 2019, 08:06:55 pm
I start crushing the minds of any zerg lifeforms in my area2,5, 5v5-1(accidently damaged), 6, 5
mother ship starts to repair itself and overcharges its shield
void rays continue to zap zerg
star gate warps in a couple of carriers
probes start constructing a psi-enhancer
I have a common enemy.3v1+1(Shield), 1
Continue to breathe blue fire at the ship, while creating shields to protect the Zerg.
Lazarus' mind powers can't work on so many lifeforms at once. You will have to find another way to deal with them. The mothership's shield works as planned, however the fire was too strong and did damage to the ship. Scotty tries to protect the Zerg, but the sheilds he tried to create actually weakened their defenses, allowing the void rays to kill some of them. Meanwhile, Lazarus' star gate warps in carriers, and doesn't stop. The area is flooding with carriers and Zerglings. Some of them could have Zerg inside them now. Luckily, the probes don't have any problems constructing the psi-enhancer. They finish it in record time.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Gah...really? An acid gun? So be it, my turn.
Calmly fling the acid off my face in the direction of the human holding the acid gun
Command the pilot to shoot the human with the proton ray
Breathe a strong stream of fire at the same human for extra pain.
Ruthlessly punch and claw anyone who dares come close enough in an attempt to stop me.
The time's still slowed down, so I dodge Bowser's counterattacks.3v1,1v2,3v5,1v1,4v2,1v6, 5v1, 1v4, 1v4
Bowser flings the acid. It hits the human, doing a large amount of damage to his acid gun holding arm, causing him to drop the gun. He is just barely able to dodge the proton beam, some of them hitting his foot causing parts of his boot to turn into helium. He dodges the fire very well, moving to the right as fire hits the ground where he once was. Bowser's punch didn't affect stork1, did a bit of damage to stork2, but barely does anything to the eagle. Stork1 attacks, stabbing a hole in Bowser's chest with its beak. Stork2 didn't aim too well and hit his shell, causing his beak to break. The eagle tries to claw him with his talons, but Bowser grabs the eagle's talon.
6Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Fly farther there must be something somewhere
You fly out, and you find a large purple ship. A clamp grabs onto you as you are pulled within. You find that the inhabitants of the ship are all purple, but that's the only thing they appear to have in common, they look very different from each other, and they appear to act as a hive mind. One of the more humanoid ones, albeit with 5 legs instead of 2, comes towards you and asks Aren't vehicles supposed to have a driver? Where are you and why have you brought your "train" here?
Wait until regiments of imperial guard and imperial navy arrive to earth, we cant lose this planet1
The regiments and the guard aren't coming, it seems. A ship does come, but it's a zerg scout ship
"We need to try to get Tazz3 back from the wall, also what hive is that thing talking about?"4,6,5,6,4,4,5,5,4,3,5,3,1,1,4
Everybody try to beat down the wall between us and Tazz3.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Everyone besides 2 of the rats are able to do some damage to the walls, Tweedledee's and Reginald's hits cause the wall to glow orange as it breaks. Tazz3 runs towards you. Tweedledee and Reginald claim to be hearing whispers.
Post by: sprinkled chariot on October 11, 2019, 11:41:37 pm
Shoot zerg ship with lance weapons( laser beam canons ) , launch salvo of torpedoes
Post by: King Zultan on October 12, 2019, 08:52:48 am
Keep going down the path and try to escape.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ziizo on October 12, 2019, 09:02:00 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"I am the train, we are one now and I am searching for asteroids and comets to mine for resources"
Post by: darkwarlock3 on October 12, 2019, 12:37:41 pm
void rays start shooting Scotty
Mother ship continues repairing itself
carriers start purging any zerg sources they have within them selves
Probes continue building proton cannons to defend the base
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 12, 2019, 01:00:30 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Swing the eagle around and clobber the two storks
Throw the eagle at the human like it was a frisbee
Fire the hypnosis ray at all the birds
Order the pilot to shoot the human in the leg
Post by: sprinkled chariot on October 12, 2019, 02:42:09 pm
I contact the golden Amanda to come here and purge this planet
void rays start shooting Scotty
Mother ship continues repairing itself
carriers start purging any zerg sources they have within them selves
Probes continue building proton cannons to defend the base
By the emperors name, what are you even thinking about ?
Post by: darkwarlock3 on October 12, 2019, 03:26:56 pm
I contact the golden Amanda to come here and purge this planet
void rays start shooting Scotty
Mother ship continues repairing itself
carriers start purging any zerg sources they have within them selves
Probes continue building proton cannons to defend the base
By the emperors name, what are you even thinking about ?
i'm protoss from starcraft, they really hate the zerg and in most cases will purge a planet in fire, they are actual quite like warhammer 40k marines
Post by: sprinkled chariot on October 12, 2019, 05:07:15 pm
Post by: Enemy post on October 12, 2019, 06:25:55 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 13, 2019, 08:20:40 am
Post by: CABL on October 14, 2019, 03:13:28 am
Slow down the timeflow, jump over Bowser, then grab him by the tail and start slamming him into the ground.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 14, 2019, 07:26:45 pm
"Hooray Tazz3's back, now lets get out of this place!"1
Keep going down the path and try to escape.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(Sorry, you’ll be here a while)
You continue down the hallway, which opens into a large empty room. It is very dark and the hallway behind you disappears.
GLORY AND HONOUR BROTHERS, TODAY WE MARCH FOR MACRAGGE1v2, 5v6
Shoot zerg ship with lance weapons( laser beam canons ) , launch salvo of torpedoes
The ship manages to take the hits without damage
6Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"I am the train, we are one now and I am searching for asteroids and comets to mine for resources"
Comets and asteroids, you say? I’m sure we can help find them You notice an alarm An alarm? We are under attack! An asteroid hit our ship and now Ultramarines are attacking us! You said you were one with the train, are you perchance magic? Could you help us?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Swing the eagle around and clobber the two storks
Throw the eagle at the human like it was a frisbee
Fire the hypnosis ray at all the birds
Order the pilot to shoot the human in the leg
"Hnnnng, motherfucker! *whimpering*"5, 5v4, 2, 2, 4
Slow down the timeflow, jump over Bowser, then grab him by the tail and start slamming him into the ground.
Bowser uses the eagle like a club and bashes the storks in their heads, killing them as well as the eagle. You fling the eagle at the human, knocking him down. The hypno ray doesn’t work as all of the birds are dead. The pilot misses his shot as time slows down. The human jumps over you and grabs your tail, but can only lift you up a few inches as you fall back to the ground on your feet.
I contact the golden Amanda to come here and purge this planet and use the psi-enhancer to boost my powers
void rays start shooting Scotty
Mother ship continues repairing itself
carriers start purging any zerg sources they have within them selves
Probes continue building proton cannons to defend the base
More fire, shoot down the ship.6, 2, 1v5, 2, 1v3, 1Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You contact the Armada about purging a planet, but they end up blowing up Neptune and Uranus, they are readying to get rid of Saturn. Unfortunately your psi enhancer needs a power source(2)poem. You need to say a poem to get it to power up. Your void rays get destroyed when their ammo hits fire and bounce back at them, while the fire hits the ship which wasn’t able to repair itself. The carriers can’t seem to purge the zergs, and one of the probes made an error which destroyed the proton cannons.
Post by: Enemy post on October 14, 2019, 11:40:48 pm
Post by: darkwarlock3 on October 15, 2019, 12:35:07 am
Post by: sprinkled chariot on October 15, 2019, 02:12:43 am
Post by: King Zultan on October 15, 2019, 02:54:46 am
Use our lights to look around the room we now find ourselves in.
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Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 15, 2019, 03:35:40 am
Did I shoot at Darkwarlock's ship or the Zerg's? I meant to shoot at Darkwarlock.You shot at darkwarlock’s ship
Post by: ziizo on October 15, 2019, 11:26:45 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Parry attacks to the ship with my force-field
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 15, 2019, 12:19:23 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spin around to free my tail and grab the human by the face
Alright you. I think that’s enough warm up. If you surrender then I’ll forget this happened and let you live. Think about it.
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on October 15, 2019, 05:09:57 pm
Post by: darkwarlock3 on October 15, 2019, 06:05:49 pm
probes need to build more proton cannons
star gate warps in more void rays
golden armada continues what it is doing
mother ship repairs itself
carriers try to purge the zerg within themselves
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 15, 2019, 06:14:27 pm
KENNETH SUMON CHAOS! He shall find psykers to use to summon daemons!(Are you going to be in for the rest of the game or not? I would like to know when you become inactive so I don't wait for turns that won't come. I hope you will continue playing)
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on October 15, 2019, 08:44:46 pm
(I'll alert you if stuff comes up)KENNETH SUMON CHAOS! He shall find psykers to use to summon daemons!(Are you going to be in for the rest of the game or not? I would like to know when you become inactive so I don't wait for turns that won't come. I hope you will continue playing)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 15, 2019, 10:16:07 pm
(Ok)(I'll alert you if stuff comes up)KENNETH SUMON CHAOS! He shall find psykers to use to summon daemons!(Are you going to be in for the rest of the game or not? I would like to know when you become inactive so I don't wait for turns that won't come. I hope you will continue playing)
(6/8 players have posted actions)
Post by: Enemy post on October 15, 2019, 10:21:44 pm
(Is it actually possible for me to destroy the ship? I'll stop trying if it isn't.)
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: darkwarlock3 on October 15, 2019, 11:02:17 pm
Post by: Enemy post on October 15, 2019, 11:14:34 pm
Post by: darkwarlock3 on October 15, 2019, 11:17:42 pm
Post by: Enemy post on October 15, 2019, 11:22:43 pm
Post by: CABL on October 16, 2019, 05:39:15 am
Let Bowser grab me, but prepare my nerve agent syringe and inject it directly into one of his eyes.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 16, 2019, 11:59:52 am
Keep firing ( and get dat persistance +1 to rolls)
5+1v1Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Parry attacks to the ship with my force-field
The blast cleaves through the ship. the "forcefield" actually ended up being made of fire, doing more damage to the ship. The ship is falling toward Earth. The Ultramarine gets news of the Golden Armada destroying Neptune, Uranus, and Saturn, and heading for Jupiter.
i start recting poems i can scan from the minds of others to power the Psi-enhancer5,2,3,5,3,3+1v5
probes need to build more proton cannons
star gate warps in more void rays
golden armada continues what it is doing
mother ship repairs itself
carriers try to purge the zerg within themselves
Burn the ship.(It is possible)
(Is it actually possible for me to destroy the ship? I'll stop trying if it isn't.)Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
5v3
Lazarus finds lots of poems, powering the psi-Enhancer to full power. Your probes are unable to find materials to fix the proton cannons. One void ray is able to be warped in, though it may be less accurate than normal. Saturn is no more, Jupiter collects what used to be Saturn's rings as new moons. The Golden Armada heads for Jupiter. The Mothership's repairs are no match for the fire, the hull was breached, and the ship heads for the ground. Repairs are no longer able to be done, and the ship will hit the ground in 2 turns unless something is done. The Zerglings end up damaging parts of the carriers. There are 5 carriers, each of which have Zergs, and each of which have damage.
"Aw shit what have we found now?"3
Use our lights to look around the room we now find ourselves in.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The room is mostly empty except for 1 hallway that alternates between light and dark in a pattern you have yet to determine. You all get a thought Depending on when you enter, you will either make your way out or stay here, time it wisely
KENNETH SUMON CHAOS! He shall find psykers to use to summon daemons!4
You walk around for a while and eventually find probes trying and failing to build something. You also see what looks some sort of base inside. You for some reason start thinking of poems and saying them out loud, as various people around are now doing. As this is happening, something within the building starts to glow.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spin around to free my tail and grab the human by the face
Alright you. I think that’s enough warm up. If you surrender then I’ll forget this happened and let you live. Think about it.
"Take this!"2,3
Let Bowser grab me, but prepare my nerve agent syringe and inject it directly into one of his eyes.
Bowser doesn't manage to grab the human, who injects something into his right eye. Now Bowser can't move his right eye or close it. His right eye is forever facing forward
Post by: Enemy post on October 16, 2019, 12:19:16 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on October 16, 2019, 12:31:07 pm
Change of plans. Give Bowser the antidote, then get inside Rockmania and find Merciless Richard.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 16, 2019, 12:32:53 pm
((Note to GM: the nerve agent spreads through the organism of the affected creature, and causes nerve degradation at a rapid rate, likely to cause paralysis or brain damage afterwards, should it go untreated. Also, another note, but I think the grab should've been an Auto-Success, or at least, a +2 bonus for Bowser, since I technically assisted his own action by not resisting it.))((Thanks for the notes. I will keep them in mind))
Use Bowser's eye injury to my advantage by sticking to his right side when dodging.
Just keep dodging and sidestepping every attack of Bowser, with an aid of my time-slowing abilities. The nerve agent will do the number on him, anyway.
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 16, 2019, 12:44:38 pm
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Edit: after receiving treatment, grab my damaged clown copter and haul it to the nearest repair shop
Post by: CABL on October 16, 2019, 12:55:30 pm
Bah! You’re more evil than I could ever be, picking fights as you please and using stupid gimmicks!
"I wanted to simply enter the Rockmania, but then the storks and you've showed up and ruined my day. Now, either fuck off and die in peace, or prepare to be humiliated!"
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 16, 2019, 01:07:50 pm
Bah! You’re more evil than I could ever be, picking fights as you please and using stupid gimmicks!
"I wanted to simply enter the Rockmania, but then the storks and you've showed up and ruined my day. Now, either fuck off and die in peace, or prepare to be humiliated!"
YOU ATTACKED FIRST!! I didn’t come to fight you!! And I don’t CARE if I die here because I will force my very bones to keep moving through my own fury, and then I’ll RIP YOU APART!! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO QUIT YOUR CRAP SO WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER!!
Post by: CABL on October 16, 2019, 01:15:29 pm
YOU ATTACKED FIRST!! I didn’t come to fight you!! And I don’t CARE if I die here because I will force my very bones to keep moving through my own fury, and then I’ll RIP YOU APART!! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO QUIT YOUR CRAP SO WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER!!
"The storks have forced me to fight you, and if you still insist on not wanting to fight me, how about this offer? I'll give you the antidote, then we both part ways and never meet again."
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 16, 2019, 01:20:20 pm
YOU ATTACKED FIRST!! I didn’t come to fight you!! And I don’t CARE if I die here because I will force my very bones to keep moving through my own fury, and then I’ll RIP YOU APART!! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO QUIT YOUR CRAP SO WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER!!
"The storks have forced me to fight you, and if you still insist on not wanting to fight me, how about this offer? I'll give you the antidote, then we both part ways and never meet again."
Fine. That works for me.
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 16, 2019, 02:31:07 pm
Post by: sprinkled chariot on October 16, 2019, 03:27:20 pm
Launch salvo of torpedoes towards golden armada, make distress call to Macragge to get ultramarine and successor chapter fleets here
Post by: ziizo on October 16, 2019, 04:47:36 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
bandon ship. Keep looking for an asteroid belt.
Post by: darkwarlock3 on October 16, 2019, 05:18:44 pm
the golden armada launches interpreters to catch any attacks against it
then the golden armada continues with its planet destruction
Mother ship fires a last ditch effort Purifier beam at scotty
probes go warp in more proton cannons
carriers cleanse themselves of the zerg invaders
Post by: King Zultan on October 17, 2019, 03:59:14 am
Look for a different way out, if that fails use my mind powers to make a way out.
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Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 18, 2019, 01:17:39 pm
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on October 18, 2019, 05:40:17 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 18, 2019, 07:35:30 pm
((Note to GM: the nerve agent spreads through the organism of the affected creature, and causes nerve degradation at a rapid rate, likely to cause paralysis or brain damage afterwards, should it go untreated. Also, another note, but I think the grab should've been an Auto-Success, or at least, a +2 bonus for Bowser, since I technically assisted his own action by not resisting it.))
Change of plans. Give Bowser the antidote, then get inside Rockmania and find Merciless Richard.
5, 5Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Edit: after receiving treatment, grab my damaged clown copter and haul it to the nearest repair shop
The human gives Bowser the antidote, then Bowser is healed from the damage the neural agent caused. They go their separate ways, the human heading to Rockmania and Bowser heading to his clown copter.
Bowser
You drag the clown copter for a while until you find a town. It’s the first one you‘be seen since Tokyo not burned by whatever is burning towns. You find a gray building with Metal Items Repair painted on the front. You take your clown copter through the large double doors, your pilot waiting for orders. You see what looks like a large purple four legged spider with glowing yellow eyes. Hello. Welcome to the repair shop. What needs repaired?
Shane
You head to Rockmania and find many buildings and you ask the first person you find where Merciless Richard is. He tells you that Merciless Richard is in the castle. He points to a large castle made of black stone. A moat of blood surrounds the castle, along with a bridge made of various bones.
I use my psi-enhancer to boost my psionic powers to forcefully repair the mother ship so it doesn't crash
the golden armada launches interpreters to catch any attacks against it
then the golden armada continues with its planet destruction
Mother ship fires a last ditch effort Purifier beam at scotty
probes go warp in more proton cannons
carriers cleanse themselves of the zerg invaders
Seeing the ship "die", Scotty roars in triumph and then wanders off to eat the first zerg, summoned dinosaur, or other creature he finds.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
SACRIFICE THEM FOR THE GLORY OF...CHOAS!
Sons of Guilleman, knights of Macragge, foul xenos dare to destroy planets belonging to mankind , THIS SHALL BE AVENGED1,2,2,1v6,2+1,6v3+1 psi enchanter misfire,2v6,3v2,3v5
Launch salvo of torpedoes towards golden armada, make distress call to Macragge to get ultramarine and successor chapter fleets here
The psi enhancer doesn’t power you, it instead powers the zerglings. The Golden Armada’s interpreters didn’t detect the attack from a zerg ship (2v5) Luckily the armada wasn’t damaged by the attack. However they are hit with one of Jupiter’s many moons. The Golden Armada is also attacked by an Ultramarine ship which it was able to defend against, though a bit less effectively. The mothership fires one last shot at Scotty, only for it to miss as Scotty walks away. The probes don’t manage to warp in 1 proton cannon, though it needs some repairs. The carriers try to purge the Zerg, this works, though the Zerg used their psychic powers they received from the psi enhancer to make the carriers destroy themselves as well by making anything that hit them bounce back to the walls of the ship. The Zerg are gone, however the carriers are damaged. Scotty finds an ox and tries to attack it, only for it to run away, towards a town that is not burnt. Kenneth bangs at the door of the base, which alerts Lazarus, and also causes a dent in the door.
5,2Spoiler (click to show/hide)
bandon ship. Keep looking for an asteroid belt.
You manage to leave the ship as it begins attacking whoever attacked them. You were so focused on finding a way out of the ship nd getting far away from the battlefield that you didn’t pay attention to where you went. When you realize where you are, you realize you are on Europa.
"Screw you voice, you can't make me or my people stay in your shitty cave!"3
Look for a different way out, if that fails use my mind powers to make a way out.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You look around and find a part of the wall to the left of the corridor opens up, like a garage door, then comes back down after 4 seconds, stays closed for 3 seconds, then opens again. You also pay attention to the light in the hallway. You notice that it blinks in the beat of Another One Bites the Dust (https://youtu.be/rY0WxgSXdEE). You have 2 possible ways out now.
Post by: Enemy post on October 18, 2019, 08:20:36 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: sprinkled chariot on October 19, 2019, 03:11:23 am
Post by: King Zultan on October 19, 2019, 04:45:31 am
Have everybody go through the door a few at a time, as to avoid injury.
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Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 19, 2019, 09:13:13 am
What about my distress call to Macragge action ?Sorry, I will add it
3
Something destroying planets? We will send someone over.
2 ships will arrive in 3 turns
Post by: ziizo on October 19, 2019, 03:21:48 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Screw it. I will just build the Football goals, ball and two fields myself
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 19, 2019, 04:02:30 pm
Which sport?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Screw it. I will just build the sport equipment myself
Post by: sprinkled chariot on October 19, 2019, 04:40:55 pm
My primarch, I am afraid, that I have discovered species more dreadful then tyranids, we will require ordinary imperial navy ships aswell to purge this taint
Post by: ziizo on October 19, 2019, 05:04:57 pm
Which sport?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Screw it. I will just build the sport equipment myself
Football. the goals and some balls plus two fields. will edit the post to add that.
Post by: darkwarlock3 on October 19, 2019, 07:23:02 pm
probes continue warping in more proton cannons
carriers start to repair them selves
star gate warps in another mother ship
the Golden armada blast away any Resistance found in there path of annihilating the zerg threat
Proton cannons shoot at any threat
I also start up telepathic commutations with Kennith
"Terran why are you knocking on my door?"
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 20, 2019, 12:06:36 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yeah this clown copter here needs fixing. Do you get giant reptiles here often? I don’t smell fear on you.
Before talking, have the pilot keep watch from the door.
Post by: CABL on October 20, 2019, 01:00:53 pm
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on October 20, 2019, 06:32:50 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 21, 2019, 07:33:23 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 21, 2019, 07:40:39 pm
Scotty pursues the ox into town to kill and eat it.6v2Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You manage to catch up to the ox and kill it. You begin eating the carcass. You feel like it healed you.
5Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yeah this clown copter here needs fixing. Do you get giant reptiles here often? I don’t smell fear on you.
Before talking, have the pilot keep watch from the door.
The pilot listens to you and keeps watch. He sees an ox and a T rex run past the building but neither of them seemed to pay attention. He also notices more purple creatures of various forms around the town. Back inside the building, Fear? What’s that? We don’t have fear. On the subject of the clown copter, I’m sure we can fix it. I’m sure you noticed the various towns burned down! The ones who did that are trying to kill us off. Will you help us fight them?
"The lights seem like a death trap lets go through the door."4
Have everybody go through the door a few at a time, as to avoid injury.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You all make it through, though Melanie dropped her crowbar and it was broken by the rock. You find that ahead of you there is sunlight, you may have found the way out
2,1,5Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Screw it. I will just build the Football goals, ball and two fields myself
Wagon 8 spawns dirt, growing grass and there is a line dividing it in half, making the fields. The attempts at making goals spawned metal springs instead. The attempt at making a ball resulted in a sphere of loud sounds floating above the stadium, killing the grass directly below it. (Sorry about the fails)
I continue launching torpedoes , send thunderhawk gunships to cripple zerg ships and make them burn into atmosphere /b]1+1v1, 6+1v1, 6
My primarch, I am afraid, that I have discovered species more dreadful then tyranids, we will require ordinary imperial navy ships aswell to purge this taint
The torpedoes did some damage killing a few of the ships, the gunships successfully burned all of the Zerg ships. Yes, we are sending them as well
2 Ships will arrive in 2 turns
4 Imperial Navy ships will arrive in 3 turns, however their communications broke down shortly after receiving the order to come to you, but before receiving the reason for coming, so when they arrive you might have to brief them on what’s going on
Prepare my climbing equipment and grappling hook; I'll grapple to a wall, so I can climb up from there.3
You grapple the wall, sending a red pulse through the castle. 1 guinea pig made of bone exits the castle and notices you, starting to climb the wall you are climbing.
I start dominating the minds of the zerg that got powered up by the psi-enhancer4,4+1,4,4,1,(1)
probes continue warping in more proton cannons
carriers start to repair them selves
star gate warps in another mother ship
the Golden armada blast away any Resistance found in there path of annihilating the zerg threat
Proton cannons shoot at any threat
I also start up telepathic commutations with Kennith
"Terran why are you knocking on my door?"
You manage to control the zergs. They see you as their new Overmind. The probes manage to warp in 4 fully functional proton cannons. The carriers are 50% of the way done with repairs. A new Mothership flies through the Stargate, though you notice that it is low on fuel. The Golden Armada, seeing that the nearby Zerg ships were already destroyed, thought the resistance might be within. The ships began to fire on each other. The proton cannons were aimed at the sky, not detecting the 100 soldiers.
Kenneth needs to contact the cult of kenneth! They'll bring reinforcements, surely!(3)
Ignoring the voice in your head, you contact the cult, they bring in 100 soldiers
3v1
The soldiers destroy one of the sky focused proton cannons
(There is no limit to how many actions players can perform)
((Who else is left?))(You ninja’d me right when I was about to post)
Post by: sprinkled chariot on October 22, 2019, 03:00:08 am
Post by: King Zultan on October 22, 2019, 07:21:41 am
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Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 22, 2019, 07:45:32 am
( was not there persistance bonus for keeping doing same thing turn after turn ? )(Sorry, I will fix that
Fixed
Post by: ziizo on October 22, 2019, 07:50:04 am
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Try again.
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 22, 2019, 08:27:46 am
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Oh sure why not. Hey, why is it you’re being attacked anyway?
Casually look around the area while talking
Post by: Enemy post on October 22, 2019, 12:54:06 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: darkwarlock3 on October 22, 2019, 01:26:12 pm
I crush the minds of those intruders
probes build more proton cannons
star gate warps in more void rays
the golden armada stops shooting its self and start repairing the damage they dealt to themselves
the zerg i dominated go build a zerg hive
carriers continue with there repairs
Post by: sprinkled chariot on October 22, 2019, 02:17:40 pm
Reinforcements are on the way, we are the ultramarines and no xeno shall escape our wrath
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 23, 2019, 10:19:15 am
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on October 23, 2019, 04:18:32 pm
Meanwhile Kenneth himself shall conjure up a portal between here and rockmania, for ease of reinforcement.
Also, Mercilous Richard should be finishing up the dungeon now. Many sacrifices for the cult!
Post by: CABL on October 24, 2019, 02:40:08 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 24, 2019, 03:56:51 pm
Use caution and move towards the light and be on the look out for any potential traps.5Spoiler (click to show/hide)
There are no traps, you exit in a town you haven't been to before. You notice a Trex surrrounded by purple creatures.
Explore the town.2Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You begin to explore town. You notice a large structure (https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fliquipedia.net%2Fcommons%2Fimages%2Fc%2Fc2%2FHive.png&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fliquipedia.net%2Fstarcraft2%2FHive_(Legacy_of_the_Void)&docid=UJDJKecNefcGQM&tbnid=yBzqY_ySdQyq4M%3A&vet=10ahUKEwj1vv6T17XlAhVPXK0KHZ0MCKYQMwhpKAAwAA..i&w=458&h=463&safe=strict&bih=690&biw=1088&q=zerg%20hive&ved=0ahUKEwj1vv6T17XlAhVPXK0KHZ0MCKYQMwhpKAAwAA&iact=mrc&uact=8) in the center of the town, you also notice there are purple creatures of various sizes surrounding you. Come with us. You will be useful you hear in your head.
1+1,3+1,4+1Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Try again.
Because the field was successful, you try to fix the goals and ball. You try to stretch the springs into goals, but they start hopping around. You manage to make the ball a prolate spheroid(the shape of an American football) of brown leather that doesn't float or destroy things. It also has white hexagons etched onto it. The field repairs itself from the damage as you make the ball.
3Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh sure why not. Hey, why is it you’re being attacked anyway?
Casually look around the area while talking
Oh, they don't like that wanted to move to the planet. Not much other than that we are here
You look around and notice a map in the store that has various dots and lines pointing to the center. You hear what sounds like the ground breaking from outside, but your pilot doesn't mention anything so whatever it was probably isn't a threat
Hang on the wall and try to shoot the guinea pig skeleton with acidic rocket rounds.3v4
You shoot acid at the guinea pig. It grazes near the top of it, slightly damaging the shoulder but not enough to make a leg fall off. It continues to climb towards you.
mother ship goes around purging again
I crush the minds of those intruders
probes build more proton cannons
star gate warps in more void rays
the golden armada stops shooting its self and start repairing the damage they dealt to themselves
the zerg i dominated go build a zerg hive
carriers continue with there repairs
Continue firing torpedoes, send thunderhawk gunships to cripple golden armada by surgical boarding attacks
Reinforcements are on the way, we are the ultramarines and no xeno shall escape our wrath
The Cult of Kenneth shall take over this psychic network, and turn it to the glory of chaos! The Dark gods will laugh, including kenneth!1,6v3,2,2,5v3+1,4,1,2v1,1v1,6,4
Meanwhile Kenneth himself shall conjure up a portal between here and rockmania, for ease of reinforcement.
Also, Mercilous Richard should be finishing up the dungeon now. Many sacrifices for the cult!
As you ready the Mothership for purging, you notice that the navigation database is missing. It seems you will have to find some Zerg and get the coordinates down so the mothership can know where to go. Your mind powers manage to kill 45 of the soldiers. There isn't any progress on the proton cannons, but no damage either. The star gate doesn't manage to warp anything. It turns on and off in intervals. The Golden Armada stops damaging itself and begins repairs as it is shot by torpedoes, which the repairs fix. However the Thunderhawk gunners kill about 1/8th of the ships. (2 Ships will arrive in 1 turns
4 Imperial Navy ships will arrive in 2 turns)
The Zerg begin building a Zerg Hive (https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fliquipedia.net%2Fcommons%2Fimages%2Fc%2Fc2%2FHive.png&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fliquipedia.net%2Fstarcraft2%2FHive_(Legacy_of_the_Void)&docid=UJDJKecNefcGQM&tbnid=yBzqY_ySdQyq4M%3A&vet=10ahUKEwj1vv6T17XlAhVPXK0KHZ0MCKYQMwhpKAAwAA..i&w=458&h=463&safe=strict&bih=690&biw=1088&q=zerg%20hive&ved=0ahUKEwj1vv6T17XlAhVPXK0KHZ0MCKYQMwhpKAAwAA&iact=mrc&uact=8) outside near your base. The carriers, in an attempt to repair themselves, begin to overheat. The existing proton cannons and the remaining 55 soldiers both end up doing damage, but there are no further casualties from either side. Kenneth's portal has been constructed, however he doesn't know exactly where it leads. Merciless Richard is about halfway done with the dungeon.
Post by: King Zultan on October 25, 2019, 06:00:45 am
Get far away form the T-rex and look for some where we can get some guns.
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Post by: sprinkled chariot on October 25, 2019, 09:04:19 am
Thunderhawk gunships continue their boarding runs
Librarian casts telepathic assault spell to disorient golden armada by blowing up heads of ship captains
Post by: darkwarlock3 on October 25, 2019, 04:03:13 pm
I continue crushing the minds of the invaders
have the zerg hive produce a crap ton of zerglings
install a navigation system into the mother ship
Probes keep trying to warp in pylons and proton cannons
I also try to establish telepathic communications with Kenneth
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 25, 2019, 10:07:11 pm
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Ok so where are these guys at? And how big a threat is this thing because if it’s very big I’m definitely going to need a bigger army.
Ask the pilot what’s going on outside
Post by: ziizo on October 26, 2019, 05:54:38 am
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Search for abandoned goals and balls to fix and keep.
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on October 26, 2019, 09:34:43 am
Meanwhile, the other cultists should have gathered the sacrifices and prepared the rituals. Riiiight?
But Kenneth will show these strange ones the power of chaos! Blow it uppppp~
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 26, 2019, 10:38:56 am
Send some cultists through the portal! Perhaps what's beyond is kenneth's allies!(There are telepathic communications to you, do you wish to respond?)
Meanwhile, the other cultists should have gathered the sacrifices and prepared the rituals. Riiiight?
But Kenneth will show these strange ones the power of chaos! Blow it uppppp~
Post by: CABL on October 26, 2019, 02:20:18 pm
Post by: Enemy post on October 26, 2019, 06:41:20 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 26, 2019, 07:07:22 pm
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on October 27, 2019, 12:14:45 pm
(yes)Send some cultists through the portal! Perhaps what's beyond is kenneth's allies!(There are telepathic communications to you, do you wish to respond?)
Meanwhile, the other cultists should have gathered the sacrifices and prepared the rituals. Riiiight?
But Kenneth will show these strange ones the power of chaos! Blow it uppppp~
"Hello, who is it? Kenneth has no time for non-servants of the darkest gods. So mind-speak now!"
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 27, 2019, 02:58:55 pm
have the Golden Armada blast those terrain ships to pieces
I continue crushing the minds of the invaders
have the zerg hive produce a crap ton of zerglings
install a navigation system into the mother ship
Probes keep trying to warp in pylons and proton cannons
I also try to establish telepathic communications with Kenneth
(Will you respond?)(yes)Send some cultists through the portal! Perhaps what's beyond is kenneth's allies!(There are telepathic communications to you, do you wish to respond?)
Meanwhile, the other cultists should have gathered the sacrifices and prepared the rituals. Riiiight?
But Kenneth will show these strange ones the power of chaos! Blow it uppppp~
"Hello, who is it? Kenneth has no time for non-servants of the darkest gods. So mind-speak now!"
Post by: darkwarlock3 on October 27, 2019, 03:22:45 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 27, 2019, 06:14:44 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 27, 2019, 06:15:20 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 27, 2019, 06:21:17 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 28, 2019, 04:04:55 pm
5Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Search for abandoned goals and balls to fix and keep.
You find an abandoned field with intact goals and balls. you take them onto one of your wagons
Okay, keep climbing, but be prepared to kick the skeleton guinea pig in its skull if it gets too close.2,1
You get stuck in the stone, the guinea pig bites your leg and latches on.
"What the hell is even going on anymore?"
Get far away form the T-rex and look for some where we can get some guns.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Roar to try and scatter the purple creatures, then grab and eat the biggest one.6,2,5Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
King Zultan went away from the Trex, who roared, then ate the largest of the purple things surrounding it. The roar didn't scatter them, as they had no fear. King Zultan walked around town and found a pile of guns, but these were no ordinary guns, these ones had legs and the place where a bullet would normally come out was a mouth. one of them spoke. Hello, what brings you to this town?
5Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ok so where are these guys at? And how big a threat is this thing because if it’s very big I’m definitely going to need a bigger army.
Ask the pilot what’s going on outside
The ships are pretty big, but we think the one constructing the ships is on this planet. Whatever it is has mind powers and was able to take some of our young away from the Overmind
The pilot reports a Trex eating a purple creature the size of a bear, and a rat with a crown heading towards a group of guns with legs.
Keep launching torpedoes
Thunderhawk gunships continue their boarding runs
Librarian casts telepathic assault spell to disorient golden armada by blowing up heads of ship captains
have the Golden Armada blast those terrain ships to pieces
I continue crushing the minds of the invaders
have the zerg hive produce a crap ton of zerglings
install a navigation system into the mother ship
Probes keep trying to warp in pylons and proton cannons
I also try to establish telepathic communications with Kenneth
Send some cultists through the portal! Perhaps what's beyond is kenneth's allies!5+1v1, 5+1v1, 1v1, 4v4, 1+1v3, 4, 2, 5+1, 1, 3, 3
Meanwhile, the other cultists should have gathered the sacrifices and prepared the rituals. Riiiight?
But Kenneth will show these strange ones the power of chaos! Blow it uppppp~
2 ships arrive. 3 Navy ships will arrive next turn. The torpedoes and Thunderhawk gunships do lots of damage, leaving only 1/10 of the fleet left, the captains resist the Librarian's mind attack. What remains of the Golden Armada tried to damage the ships, however the terran ships' defenses were strong. Two new ships came to aid them. The invaders seemed able to resist the mind attacks. You sense something...other residing within them helping them keep you out. The Zerg Hive starts producing Zerglings, but at a slightly slower rate than usual. The navigation system seems to be unable to connect. Pylons and proton cannons are warped in. However a/3 of them seem to have been hacked into and start to point towards your base. The attempt at telepathic linking can only go one way. Kenneth can send thoughts to you, but you can't send thoughts to him. The portal goes to somewhere that allowed 5 demonic mares to come to the soldiers' aids. The rituals back in Rockmania have summoned some mind demons that can help the soldiers resist mind attacks.
Post by: King Zultan on October 29, 2019, 03:54:03 am
Have my people help me find a bus to steal.
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Post by: ziizo on October 29, 2019, 09:44:56 am
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Search for sand to build a beach on top of wagon 11
Post by: SuperDino85 on October 29, 2019, 01:25:27 pm
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Alright so let’s go find this guy and take him out together. We’ll worry about the ships later. You guys can fight, right?
Do some stretching to loosen myself up
Post by: CABL on October 29, 2019, 01:26:26 pm
Post by: Enemy post on October 29, 2019, 02:23:30 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on October 29, 2019, 02:30:22 pm
Did the zerg around me react to one of their own getting eaten? They didn't back off, but I'm not sure what they did do.They are still there, they are more wary of you now
Post by: Enemy post on October 29, 2019, 02:31:17 pm
Spoiler: Arp (click to show/hide)
Post by: darkwarlock3 on October 29, 2019, 02:45:08 pm
I use the psi-enchaner to boost my abilities to the absolute peak of all creation
have another armada come to back up the one getting wrecked
have the carriers start annihilating those intruders
probes build a navigation system and install it into the mother ship
Post by: sprinkled chariot on October 29, 2019, 03:19:11 pm
thunderhawk gunships continue boarding attacks
Newly arriving ultramarine ships bombard protoss base
Librarian casts curse of Omnissiah to make foul alien machinery malfunction horribly
This planet belongs to mankind, foul alien.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 01, 2019, 08:51:32 am
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on November 03, 2019, 10:26:15 am
Otherwise, kenneth shall eliminate all these not-nids with panzerfaust. He will succeeed
Post by: King Zultan on November 04, 2019, 01:42:18 am
Post by: Enemy post on November 04, 2019, 02:00:48 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 04, 2019, 08:38:43 am
((Miscounted, we have all 8, turn will be done later today))
"Seriously what the hell is even going on, was that cave just full of hallucinogens or some shit, you know what screw this place lets go steal a bus and go home!"4
Have my people help me find a bus to steal.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You find a bus and start driving. As you drive, you notice there is someone on the bus who woke up shortly after you start driving. "Oh hey, weird town, yeah? Where we going?" You notice his voice is slurred
5Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Alright so let’s go find this guy and take him out together. We’ll worry about the ships later. You guys can fight, right?
Do some stretching to loosen myself up
(Clowncopter repairs: 6)
The clowncopter is repaired in record time. You think you can hear it say "I'm ready" (https://youtu.be/G7MoXPxA5LM)
Attack the zerg and drive them off.2v6Spoiler: Arp (click to show/hide)
As you attack, you notice more of them are coming to your location
Shake the guinea pig off my leg with all my rage and anger.1
You try shaking it off, however it bites down harder, you feel pain shoot through your leg as you feel like your foot is about to be torn off
have the zerglings rush the cult of Kenneth
I use the psi-enchaner to boost my abilities to the absolute peak of all creation
have another armada come to back up the one getting wrecked
have the carriers start annihilating those intruders
probes build a navigation system and install it into the mother ship
Keep launching torpedoes
thunderhawk gunships continue boarding attacks
Newly arriving ultramarine ships bombard protoss base
Librarian casts curse of Omnissiah to make foul alien machinery malfunction horribly
This planet belongs to mankind, foul alien.
YESSSSSS, DEMONS! SUMMON MORE CULT, MOOORE![Curse of Omnissiah: 5]
Otherwise, kenneth shall eliminate all these not-nids with panzerfaust. He will succeeed
[Summoning more Cult members: 6]
[Psi Enhancement: 6]
[Zergling RushvCult of Kenneth: 3+1 Psi-Enhancement v 2+1Cult Summoning]
[Panzerfaust AttackvNot-nids: 1 v 1]
[Armada Back up: 1]
[Carriers Attack: 2-1 Curse of Omnissiah v 4+1 New ships]
[Torpedo Launching: 5+1 Perseverance v 3-1 Interception -1 Curse of Omnissiah]
[Thunderhawk Boarding Attacks: 3+1 perseverance v 2 -1 Interception -1 Curse of Omnissiah]
[Build Navigation and Install into Mothership: 5-1 curse of Omnissiah]
More soldiers exit the portal ready for battle. These aren't human, these are demons who have agreed to help the cult for an as yet unspecified price. Lazarus's psi-enhancements go so well that he thinks he may be able to move things with his mind, though he might not be able to control what moves and where it will go. The Curse of Omnissiah works so well that it affects things both on the planet and in space. Lazarus uses his psi-enhancement to help the zerglings by making them less suseptible to pain. The newly summoned members manage to kill some, but not as fast as they spawn. Meanwhile the Panzerfaust and the Protoss cannons exchange fire, though everyone inexplicably misses and hits the ground near their targets. The message for Armada backup has been intercepted by the Zergs, who send some of their ships instead, hindering the Armada's ability to defend against the torpedoes and thunderhawks. The torpedo fire and thunderhawks with the help of the Zerg kill all but one ship in the Armada. Back on Earth, carriers are hindered due to the curse and only one remains. In the midst of all this, the probes manage to get the navigator installed, but in order to ensure safer travelling, the battle must be over before it can fly.
Post by: Enemy post on November 04, 2019, 05:47:58 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: SuperDino85 on November 04, 2019, 08:48:38 pm
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Thank the purple guys and get ready to leave
Hey, you helped me out quite a bit here, something people don’t usually do for me. If you want, I got plenty of room in my army and castle if you ever need somewhere to go or something to do. How bout it, purple pal?
Post by: King Zultan on November 05, 2019, 04:35:52 am
Keep driving back to my house.
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Post by: sprinkled chariot on November 05, 2019, 05:27:52 am
Techmarine calibrates teleport jammer to make any teleportation dangerous
Thunderhawk gunships keep their boarding runs
united imperial fleet unleashes apocalyptic bombardment upon protoss base
Use communications console to coordinate actions of earth military to improve their xeno fighting effeciency
Post by: ziizo on November 05, 2019, 08:03:11 am
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Search for sand to build a beach on top of wagon 11
Post by: darkwarlock3 on November 05, 2019, 08:55:28 pm
have the zerg hive start producing spires
the spires spawn the destroyers which fly into space and start smacking on the enemy fleet
have the gate way spawn zealots to defend the base
the zerglings keep rushing the cult of Kenneth to overwhelm them with sheer numbers
Post by: CABL on November 06, 2019, 10:28:04 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 07, 2019, 08:03:06 am
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on November 07, 2019, 11:10:49 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 07, 2019, 02:39:24 pm
Destroy all the zerg around me.3v3Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You start fighting the zergs, but for every zerg you kill another shows up.
(3)
The attack activates your blue fire, burning any zerg that get closer than 10 feet of you
5Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Thank the purple guys and get ready to leave
Hey, you helped me out quite a bit here, something people don’t usually do for me. If you want, I got plenty of room in my army and castle if you ever need somewhere to go or something to do. How bout it, purple pal?
You are welcome, we will keep this in mind
You get into your clowncopter and go outside with your pilot, who gets in with you.
"Hey drunk guy, we're all going to my house, if you don't want to go there you'll have to say something so I can let you out."3
Keep driving back to my house.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You drive past a circle of blue fire and a clowncopter towards the Blockbuster. Along the way you notice the bus gradually slowing down. you are about 1/4 of the way there
3Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Search for sand to build a beach on top of wagon 11
You find an abandoned beach and start putting sand into your wagon. In the distance you hear what sounds like tankfire
Let the guinea pig bite off my foot already; hopefully the creature will fall into the lava upon tearing it off.4
The guinea pig falls into lava, despite the pain, it appears most of your foot is still on your leg
Librarian continues casting curse of Omnissiah
Techmarine calibrates teleport jammer to make any teleportation dangerous
Thunderhawk gunships keep their boarding runs
united imperial fleet unleashes apocalyptic bombardment upon protoss base
Use communications console to coordinate actions of earth military to improve their xeno fighting effeciency
I start crushing the invaders with telekinesis
have the zerg hive start producing spires
the spires spawn the destroyers which fly into space and start smacking on the enemy fleet
have the gate way spawn zealots to defend the base
the zerglings keep rushing the cult of Kenneth to overwhelm them with sheer numbers
FIRE MORE! KENNETH WILL PREVAIL!!!!!![Curse of Omnissiah: 2+1]
[Techmarine Teleport Jammer: 6]
[Esrth military and local Imperial Defense coordination: 3]
[Spire making: 3]
[Destroyer spawning: 5]
[Zealot spawning: 6]
[Zealots determine correct threat: 2]
[Zealots vs Zerg: 5v6]
[Thunderhawk boarding runs: 5+1 v 5]
[Bombardment on Protoss base: 4 v 6]
[Telekinesis vs Cult of Kenneth: 3 v 5]
[Tank fire vs Protoss: 3(tails) v 5]
[Destroyer attack: 2(heads-1) v 2]
[Continued Zerg rush v cultists: 6+1 v 6]
The Curse of Omnissiah, still works but only part of the time. The teleportation jammer works so well that it will last for (5) turns after the battle is over. The military will come in (4) turns. 3 spires were made, each producing (4) Destroyers. The zealots have come, though they misidentified what the base is supposed to be defended from, and attack the Zergs under Lazarus’ control, the Zergs end up killing the zealots while on their rush to the cult, ultimately, the Zergs managed to push forward, killing 4 cultists. A bombardment from the Ultramarine fleet was successfully defended against from the base, which didn’t suffer much damage. Meanwhile, Destroyers attack the fleet. The curse of Omnissiah came into effect, causing the fleet to damage 1 of the Destroyers. The cult is able to withstand the telekinesis. Most of them. 2 get crushed, but the rest seem to be unaffected, meanwhile, the curse seems to not affect the tanks, as they fire at the base and zergs, however the base was able to withstand the bullets, and the Zergs were able to spawn more as they were killed.
Post by: sprinkled chariot on November 07, 2019, 04:11:30 pm
Post by: Enemy post on November 07, 2019, 04:47:09 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: ziizo on November 07, 2019, 07:36:39 pm
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Onwards to space let's find an inhabited planet with a sea I can steal
Post by: SuperDino85 on November 07, 2019, 08:00:35 pm
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Fly around and identify whatever is attacking these nice purple guys
Fire the hypnosis ray in a sweeping motion around the area to increase my army, and tell anyone who gets hit by it that these purple creatures are nice people so HELP THEM!
Post by: King Zultan on November 08, 2019, 06:12:45 am
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Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 08, 2019, 06:23:05 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on November 09, 2019, 10:32:22 pm
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on November 09, 2019, 10:35:56 pm
In the Meantime, Mercilous Richard tells his servants its garbage day! The time where all the trash of the castle, including boiling hot oil, is thrown into the lava moat! Hope there isn't anyone trying to scale the walls...
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 09, 2019, 10:44:43 pm
The Ultramarines, Protoss, and the human with a grappling hook are yet to post their actions
Post by: darkwarlock3 on November 10, 2019, 12:12:18 am
zerg hive produces roaches to aid the zerglings by shooting at the cult of Kenneth
star gate warps in more void rays which go and start shooting beams at the cult of Kenneth
zerglings continue rushing the cult of Kenneth, hopefully they will overwhelm it this turn
gateway spawns Stalkers to start handling any flying threats, if there isn't any they also shoot at the cult of Kenneth
Post by: sprinkled chariot on November 10, 2019, 12:30:45 am
imperial fleet continues bombardment of protoss base
Continue coordinating actions of local military
Ultramarines perform surgical drop pod deep strike upon protoss to blow up important assets by setting up melta bombs
Post by: CABL on November 10, 2019, 01:38:57 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 10, 2019, 01:56:53 pm
I need to stop this at its source. Destroy the Zerg hive.2v5Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
As you start heading for the hive, you find there is large wall in your way.
4Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Onwards to space let's find an inhabited planet with a sea I can steal
You head to space, and travel to a star similar to the sun. There you find a planet about the size of Mercury that is filled with water. You take most of it, leaving only a small lake. (1) It is at this point, you notice the satellites, who start shooting at you. (3) Luckily, you were able to get out of range of the satellites.
Keep driving and find out why the bus is slowing down.2Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You stop the bus to go outside and look, but it doesn't seem to be the wheels.
4Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Fly around and identify whatever is attacking these nice purple guys
Fire the hypnosis ray in a sweeping motion around the area to increase my army, and tell anyone who gets hit by it that these purple creatures are nice people so HELP THEM!
You fly around, noticing a stopped bus, but continue onwards. As you do,, you notice a fight involving the zergs, some people from a cult, a few demons, some rays in the sky, another group of ships contacting the human military, a base that you think might hold whoever took control of these zergs. You use your hypno ray on those on the ground 2,6,1,6 You manage to hypnotize a few cult members, as well as some of the military. The ones you have hypnotized stop killing the zergs and begin picking them up and placing them on those who attack them.
...ITS TIME KENNETH BRINGS OUT THE BIG GUNS! FLAMER SET, LOCKED, AND LOADED. BY KENNETHS WILL, THESE BUGS WILL BURN!
In the Meantime, Mercilous Richard tells his servants its garbage day! The time where all the trash of the castle, including boiling hot oil, is thrown into the lava moat! Hope there isn't anyone trying to scale the walls...
I use my powerful telekinesis to stop any projectiles coming towards my base then return it back to where it came from
zerg hive produces roaches to aid the zerglings by shooting at the cult of Kenneth
star gate warps in more void rays which go and start shooting beams at the cult of Kenneth
zerglings continue rushing the cult of Kenneth, hopefully they will overwhelm it this turn
gateway spawns Stalkers to start handling any flying threats, if there isn't any they also shoot at the cult of Kenneth
librarian keeps casting curse of omnissiah
imperial fleet continues bombardment of protoss base
Continue coordinating actions of local military
Ultramarines perform surgical drop pod deep strike upon protoss to blow up important assets by setting up melta bombs
Climb up the wall, then, if there'll be no enemies nearby, clean, suture and bandage my foot.[Kenneth's Flamethrower v Zergs: 1 v 3]
[Garbage Day at the castle v Shane climbing the wall: 5 v 3]
[Telekinesis: 1]
[Roaches spawn and attack the cult: 2+2(help from the Cult and military?) v 3-1(Some Cult members are hypnotized, helping the zergs)]
[Curse of Omnissiah: 3+1(Perseverance)]
[Stargate spawns Void Rays and they attack the Cult of Kenneth: 3-1(Curse of Omnissiah), 4-1(Curse of Omnissiah) v 6]
[Zerglings vs Cult of Kenneth: 4+2 (Help from the Cult and military) v 3-1(Hypnotized Cult Members help kill their non hypnotized members)]
[Stalkers spawn and attack Imperial fleet: 6-1 (Curse of Omnissiah), 3-1(Curse of Omnissiah) v 6]
[Imperial Fleet bombards base: 6+1(Perseverance) v 4-1(Telekinetic Protections error)]
[Military attacking base: 2-1(Hypnotized members focused on helping the zergs)+1(perseverance) v 6-1(Telekinetic Protections error)]
[Makin' Melta bombs: 1]
Kenneth's flamethroweer didn't do much to the Zergs, who were being protected by some members of the cult. Instead of bouncing away projectiles, projectiles are brought towards the base instead. The Curse of Omnissiah, as well as this error, has resulted in severe damage to the base. Interestingly, some of the cult members start attacking each other, if not throwing their fellows into the horde. Some of the military stopped attacking your base to help with this, as well as helping the roaches kill the Cult. speaking of the Cult, they manage to dodge the Void rays. While 5 stalkers spawned, they were attacked by the fleet. who killed 4 of the ships, leaving one left. The Melta bombs exploded in midair, not doing any damage to anyone on the ground. Since most of the military is off protecting the zergs, there aren't many actually shooting the base, so even though none of the bullets missed, none of them broke a wall.
Meanwhile, at the castle, Shane is able to find a window and get inside mostly. However the slew of trash including boiling oil ends up knocking off his foot before he got all the way inside. (2) The room you found yourself in is dark, you are unsure whether there are enemies or not. (5) You manage to stop your footless leg from bleeding.
Post by: Enemy post on November 10, 2019, 11:09:21 pm
Spoiler: Arp (click to show/hide)
Post by: King Zultan on November 11, 2019, 08:31:20 am
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Post by: ziizo on November 11, 2019, 10:28:01 am
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Use Magic to twist space and build a sea and beach in top of wagon 11.
Post by: CABL on November 12, 2019, 10:05:53 am
Put on the NVG (Night Vision Goggles).
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on November 12, 2019, 02:37:12 pm
THE CULTISTS SIDING WITH THE NOT-NIDS SHALL HAVE THEIR SOULS RENDERED UNTO KENNETH! MEANWHILE, KENNETH SHALL PLACE THE BLESSINGS OF KHORNE ONTO THE OTHER CULTISTS SO THAT THEY WILL NOT TURN-COAT. THE USEAGE OF SUCH MIND TRICKERY TO TURN MY CULTISTS IS THE WORK OF WEAK FOOLS, AFTER ALL! THE PURE BERZERK RAGE PLACED ON THE REMAINDER WILL ENSURE THAT THEY WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH, WHILE DESTROYING THE BUGS!
Meanwhile, Mercilous Richard readies his secret moon-laser in order to further his dastardly ambition. Soon the fools of the world shall regret their laughter, the mockery, and scorn...More than what had already happened before, since he's already called Mercilous Richard. Titles don't grow on trees, after all!
Post by: sprinkled chariot on November 13, 2019, 12:39:08 am
Continue coordinating ground forces
Librarian empowers curse of Omnissiah to destroy protoss machinery
Ultramarines continue deep striking in drop pods and planting melta bombs in critical locations of protoss basr WHY YOU DID NOT PREPARE MELTA BOMBS, AS CODEX ASTARTES REQUIRES US TO DO ?
Post by: SuperDino85 on November 13, 2019, 01:08:34 am
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GWAHAHAHAHA!! Oh it’s BEAUTIFUL! King Bowser is coming out of retirement!
Hypno ray more guys and have them take to the air in ships to further combat the enemy of these purple guys, with the Tokyo pilot to fly the clowncopter and coordinate the effort
Meanwhile I’ll drop to the ground with a mighty shockwave-causing thud, then viciously burn and tear apart those who threaten these purple creatures
Also see if I can rally the purple guys and those I hypnotized to me to make a massive surge toward the enemy’s main base
And if at all possible, see if I can absorb any kind of magical energy to further add to my own power...just in case
Post by: darkwarlock3 on November 13, 2019, 01:25:55 am
zerglings continue swarming down the cult of Kenneth
have the zerg hive send more destroyers to attack the enemy fleet
have probes repair the base
stalkers continue shoot at any hostile terrains that are flying in our area
have gateway bring in high Templars
Post by: SuperDino85 on November 13, 2019, 08:16:24 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 13, 2019, 08:22:24 pm
3Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Use Magic to twist space and build a sea and beach in top of wagon 11.
As you work, you notice that the ships stopped firing at you, fearing they too would be turned into sand and seawater. Half of the wagon has sand, and the other half has seawater, though the wagon is only half full
Burn a hole through the wall and into the hive.1Spoiler: Arp (click to show/hide)
You try burning a hole through the wall, but the fire heats up the ground near it, setting the ground on fire.
Keep driving and see if the bus needs gas.1Spoiler (click to show/hide)
As you drive, the bus slows to a stop. You chick and it does need gas, however there are no gas stations nearby.
Install that metal foot prosthetic I've been carrying with me in the worst case.5,1
Put on the NVG (Night Vision Goggles).
You put on the prosthetic and try to put on your night vision goggles, however they seem to not be able to be put on, like if two + sides of a magnet were forced together.
TRAITORS! THEY SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF KENNETH, NOW!
THE CULTISTS SIDING WITH THE NOT-NIDS SHALL HAVE THEIR SOULS RENDERED UNTO KENNETH! MEANWHILE, KENNETH SHALL PLACE THE BLESSINGS OF KHORNE ONTO THE OTHER CULTISTS SO THAT THEY WILL NOT TURN-COAT. THE USEAGE OF SUCH MIND TRICKERY TO TURN MY CULTISTS IS THE WORK OF WEAK FOOLS, AFTER ALL! THE PURE BERZERK RAGE PLACED ON THE REMAINDER WILL ENSURE THAT THEY WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH, WHILE DESTROYING THE BUGS!
Meanwhile, Mercilous Richard readies his secret moon-laser in order to further his dastardly ambition. Soon the fools of the world shall regret their laughter, the mockery, and scorn...More than what had already happened before, since he's already called Mercilous Richard. Titles don't grow on trees, after all!
Navy keeps bombarding protoss base
Continue coordinating ground forces
Librarian empowers curse of Omnissiah to destroy protoss machinery
Ultramarines continue deep striking in drop pods and planting melta bombs in critical locations of protoss basr WHY YOU DID NOT PREPARE MELTA BOMBS, AS CODEX ASTARTES REQUIRES US TO DO ?
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GWAHAHAHAHA!! Oh it’s BEAUTIFUL! King Bowser is coming out of retirement!
Hypno ray more guys and have them take to the air in ships to further combat the enemy of these purple guys, with the Tokyo pilot to fly the clowncopter and coordinate the effort
Meanwhile I’ll drop to the ground with a mighty shockwave-causing thud, then viciously burn and tear apart those who threaten these purple creatures
Also see if I can rally the purple guys and those I hypnotized to me to make a massive surge toward the enemy’s main base
And if at all possible, see if I can absorb any kind of magical energy to further add to my own power...just in case
me being tired of the curse decide to crush the minds of those casting it[Kenneth rending souls of the hypnotized onto himself: 2]
zerglings continue swarming down the cult of Kenneth
have the zerg hive send more destroyers to attack the enemy fleet
have probes repair the base
stalkers continue shoot at any hostile terrains that are flying in our area
have gateway bring in high Templars
[Blessing of Khorne vs further Hypnosis: 5 v 3+1]
[Mind crushing of Omnissiah caters vs Omnissiah empowerment: 5 v 6]
[Moon laser: 1]
[Bombardment of base: 4]
(protoss machinery was destroyed in the final casting as their minds were crushed, so the probes couldn't do repairs)
[Bowser's hypnosis on non cult members: 5,6,1]
(the ones hypnotized from last turn are still hypnotized, but the blessings of khorne prevent new cultists from being hypnotized)
[Hypnotized steal ships: 6]
[Bowser's shockwave: 4]
[Bowser vs Cultists: 1 v 4-1(hypnotized from last turn)]
[Bowser vs Demons: 4 v 4]
[Bowser vs Military: 3 v 4-2(more members hypnotized)]
[Bowser's Rally of the Hypnotized and Zergs against the Base: 1]
[Zerglings v Cult: 2+1+1+1 v 5+1(Blessings of Khorne)-1()hypnotized cult members)]
[Deep striking the base: 3+1 v 2]
[Coordination of military: 3-2(more troops hypnotized) v 1]
[Bowser's magic drain: 5]
[Destroyers vs fleet: 3+1 v 1]
[stalkers vs fleet: 1+1-2(final curse) v 2]
[Gateway bringing in High Templars; 3-1(dangerous teleportation)]
Mercelous Richard's moon laser explodes, sending part of the moon towards Earth. The souls of the hypnotized cannot be torn from the bodies, luckily, the blessings of khorne prevent further hypnosis of your members. A shockwave is sent through the battlefield as Bowser lands, causing damage to the base, the cultists, blessed by khorne, ended up destroying the hypnotized humans as the zerglings continued fighting. The cultists were able to defend themselves from Bowser, who targeted the military, who he killed a large number of, with help from the hypnotized. Bowser finds the demons and begins to fight them. There are 4 of them. (1,3,6,4) Bowser misses one of them, does a bit of damage to another, completely burns the third, and manages to stun the last one. As the minds of the Librarians are crushed, they cast their last spell, destroying the probes which would have worked to repair the base. As such, the base received heavy damage from the bombardments of the ultramarines, and the ships the hypnotized people stole to help attack the base, however, the zerg were unable to be rallied against the base, still seeing the Protoss as their Overmind. The deep strikes with the bombs also did damage. The Stalkers were mostly destroyed with the curse, and were easily finished off by the fleet. Destroyers did damage the fleet though. The Gateway was unable to bring in Templars because of the teleportations becoming dangerous. Bowser drains magic from the area, and now has a green glow surrounding him. The base is nearly destroyed, the cult members fighting those that were hypnotized. The military's efforts to attack the base were less than successful, being that the base was nearly destroyedalready. Lazarus is still alive, surrounded by the zerglings as the hypnotized military and cultists try to get to him without hurting the zerglings. The clowncopter and ships fly overhead, as well as the Ultramarine ships. Bowser is fighting 3 demons Demon 1 has no damage done to it, Demon 2 has slight damage, Demon 3 is stunned. The Librarians are killed, so no more curses of Omnissiah, machines can't be uused, because of said curse. The moon fragment will hit somewhere on Earth in 5 turns
Post by: SuperDino85 on November 14, 2019, 03:53:42 pm
Post by: King Zultan on November 15, 2019, 05:48:07 am
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Post by: ziizo on November 15, 2019, 06:44:09 am
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Finish building the sea and beach on top of wagon 11.
Post by: Enemy post on November 15, 2019, 03:22:06 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: sprinkled chariot on November 15, 2019, 03:38:53 pm
navy starts bombing spawners of zerg ships and shooting down any zergs trying to fly up to orbit
Ultramarines with meltabombs blow up last protoss buildings and rapidly retreat
Order earth military to fire nuclear weapons into zerg controlled areas
Open reliquary of saint Ghuatalmor to punish any foul magic enthusiasts with deadly psychic backlash
Post by: darkwarlock3 on November 15, 2019, 11:14:42 pm
the hive produces a nydus worm to tunnel to where Lazarus is
I use a psionic blast to push away any hostiles and prepare to go into the nydus worm if it shows up
zerglings continue swarming any hostiles threatening Lazarus
keep spawning more destroyers to annihilate the enemy fleet
(how will the navy get to a place surrounded by land?)
Post by: SuperDino85 on November 15, 2019, 11:35:03 pm
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Use this new magical energy to increase the strength and durability of both myself and my current allies, including the zergs
Also use it to put up a forcefield to isolate the area from outside attacks
Breathe a lot of fire into the air, making it rain down onto the area
Retreat into my shell and spin-ram the cultists not on my side, as well as the remaining demons
Command the pilot and those in the ships I hypnotized to help fight the fleet.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 16, 2019, 05:24:07 am
the zerg base starts to burrow its self deep into the earth crust(The imperial Navy is space ships I think, as for Terran military, it’s the Army and Air Force , also the Navy controls planes as well as ships)
the hive produces a nydus worm to tunnel to where Lazarus is
I use a psionic blast to push away any hostiles and prepare to go into the nydus worm if it shows up
zerglings continue swarming any hostiles threatening Lazarus
keep spawning more destroyers to annihilate the enemy fleet
(how will the navy get to a place surrounded by land?)
Post by: CABL on November 16, 2019, 08:30:55 am
Explore my surroundings; can I find any doors leading to the other rooms?
Post by: SuperDino85 on November 17, 2019, 12:55:43 pm
Post by: Enemy post on November 17, 2019, 12:58:36 pm
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on November 18, 2019, 01:29:55 am
Merciless Richard is also going to look around his storage room for any backup doomsday weapons of SCIENCE! Gotta keep up the style somehow.
Post by: SuperDino85 on November 18, 2019, 10:34:28 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 18, 2019, 10:40:47 pm
((Sorry, the Internet was out for most of the day, if it is working tomorrow, I will add the turn. Sorry for the delay))
Post by: SuperDino85 on November 21, 2019, 03:09:29 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 21, 2019, 06:15:02 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on November 24, 2019, 11:21:26 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 25, 2019, 05:20:45 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 27, 2019, 04:28:34 pm
Have my people help push the bus down the road for a bit and hope we find a gas station.3Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You push the bus for a while and eventually find a gas station. There is no one there, but the pumps seem to have gas in them
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Finish building the sea and beach on top of wagon 11.
You finish building the sea and beach, though there isn't life on the beach yet
Break the wall.3Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You ram against the wall, causing cracks to form
An old-fashioned torch should do the trick, then.2,6
Explore my surroundings; can I find any doors leading to the other rooms?
You don't manage to light a torch, but 6 doors begin to glow, a red one, orange one, yellow one, green one, blue one, and purple one. You have no idea where any of them lead.
Get apothecary to insert librarian into dreadnought chasis ( I had only one, not many btw )
navy starts bombing spawners of zerg ships and shooting down any zergs trying to fly up to orbit
Ultramarines with meltabombs blow up last protoss buildings and rapidly retreat
Order earth military to fire nuclear weapons into zerg controlled areas
Open reliquary of saint Ghuatalmor to punish any foul magic enthusiasts with deadly psychic backlash
the zerg base starts to burrow its self deep into the earth crust
the hive produces a nydus worm to tunnel to where Lazarus is
I use a psionic blast to push away any hostiles and prepare to go into the nydus worm if it shows up
zerglings continue swarming any hostiles threatening Lazarus
keep spawning more destroyers to annihilate the enemy fleet
(how will the navy get to a place surrounded by land?)
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Use this new magical energy to increase the strength and durability of both myself and my current allies, including the zergs
Also use it to put up a forcefield to isolate the area from outside attacks
Breathe a lot of fire into the air, making it rain down onto the area
Retreat into my shell and spin-ram the cultists not on my side, as well as the remaining demons
Command the pilot and those in the ships I hypnotized to help fight the fleet.
YES, THIS SLAUGHTER PLEASES KENNETH! AND THE BLOOD GOD! SOON A WARP-RIFT WILL OPEN, CONNECTING THE IMMATIRIUM TO EARTH. FOR BLOOD FLOWS MUCH HERE, AND KENNETH SECRETLY MADE THE BATTLEFIELD INTO A MASSIVE RITUAL SUMMONING! LET THE BLOOD FLOW!!!!![Placing Librarian in chassis: 4]
Merciless Richard is also going to look around his storage room for any backup doomsday weapons of SCIENCE! Gotta keep up the style somehow.
[Blood Warp: 4]
[Reliquary of saint Ghuatalmor: 4]
[Bowser's magic to strengthen allies: 2]
[Bowser's magic to create forcefield: 6]
[Rain of Fire: 5]
[Spin ramming cultists and demons: (Bower's Attack:5) (Cultist Defense:3-2(Hypnotized members)) (Demons' Defense: 1)]
[Hypnotized fight the fleet v fleet shooting zerg ships: 3v3]
[Navy bombing spawners: 4v1]
[Mettabombers: 1v3, (Retreat attempt:4) (Rain of Fire: 5)]
[Earth military nukes: 2-2 Hypnotized members]
[Zerg base burrowing: 6]
[Nydus worm spawning and finding Lazarus: 1, 3]
[Psionic blast: 6]
[Zerglings swarm threats: 6+1v5 Rain of Fire]
[Spawning Destroyers: 1]
[Science weapons: 6]
The Librarian is in Dreadnaught chassis. Bowser tried to strengthen himself and allies using magic, but some sort of psychic power was preventing him from doing so. When he made the green forcefield, his head started hurting, when he stopped using magic, the pain stopped. He breathed fire into the air, which rained down on the combatants below, Mattabombers who failed to destroy the remaining buildings tried to retreat, but the fire killed all but one. The fire went everywhere, the zergs were also affected and their swarming of the threats wasn't as powerful as it could have been. Bowser went into a ball and killed most of the cultists who weren't hypnotized. His spinning shell also killed the demons. The spawning points for Destroyers were bombed by the Imperial Navy before more Destroyers could spawn. Pieces of broken machinery erupt from the ground near Lazarus, whose psionic powers destoy some low flying fleet ships, as well as a large portion of the zergs who tried to protect him, and the pieces of what miight have been a nydus Worm, as well as some Terran military. Speaking of Tarran military, they didn't follow the orders to nuke the zerg controlled areas, due to much of their membership being hypnotized. There isn't many zerg ships to destroy, though some of the ships aren't piloted by zergs. They still attack though, but everyone manages to dodge their attacks. The zerg base tunnels so far underground that lazarus lost connection to it. While all of this is happening, a rainbow hole starts opening near Kenneth, the blood canging course to flow into it. Random sounds can be heard from it. Far from all of this, in the castle, Richard goes to the storage room to find that everything within has been combined into something with no definite shape, like a blob. Richard hears a voice in his head. Hello. What do you want accomplished? If I am to help you, you need to let me out of here
Post by: sprinkled chariot on November 27, 2019, 04:56:55 pm
Techmarine hacks into earth military defense systems and launches nukes manually
imperial navy comissars execute any weak willed ship captains under hypnosis and take over
chaplain recites lithany of contempt over radio to all navy ships to make them resistant to any mental trickery
Hope, that those blown up 5 kilometres long imperial navy cruisers fall into some bad guys filled place without killing any civilians
Post by: Enemy post on November 27, 2019, 05:12:02 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: SuperDino85 on November 27, 2019, 10:52:54 pm
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Bwahahaha! I guess there’s nothing more for me to do here.
Recall all ships I control, clowncopter included, and have my hypnotized friends as well as any Zerg that want to join board the ships as I board my clowncopter again, then have them follow me back to my castle
If anyone tries to interfere with me leaving for home to share a celebration cake with my hypnotized army, punish them with 546 degrees Fahrenheit of flaming smelly breath and EAT THEM
Post by: King Zultan on November 28, 2019, 05:21:30 am
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Post by: ziizo on November 28, 2019, 05:37:02 pm
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Search for abandoned amusement parks or abandoned attractions
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on November 28, 2019, 08:20:30 pm
Kenneth will use the power of chaos to jump right on the clown-copter and beat that big dumb dragon turtle to bits. He is huge, meaning he has huge guts. RIP AND TEAR!
Meanwhile, Mercilous Richard will use the power of SCIENCE! (and prisoners) to find out if the blob can act as a deadly super-weapon or something.
Post by: CABL on November 29, 2019, 09:27:14 am
Post by: darkwarlock3 on November 29, 2019, 04:18:18 pm
if any one attacks me i turn there brain to paste
Post by: SuperDino85 on November 30, 2019, 08:55:15 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on November 30, 2019, 09:27:37 pm
Smash the wall and burn the hive.2,5Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Even though you didn't smash the wall, your fire went through the cracks and burned the hive. The remaining zerg are running in all directions. You don't think that was the only hive. (1) You notice that the hive being destroyed wasn't the only thing they ran from. You are enveloped in heat as you feel your body burning. You can still see, you are now a large blue sphere the size of your corpse's head. You stare down at what was once your body, now burning away. You hear a familiar voice. "Well, now you are like me. You can possess a body if you want to continue messing with the world. If you want another non avian dinosaur body I can take you to the Cretaceous Period. Whadaya say, Scotty?"
Take the gas from the pump and fill the bus's tank.6Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You fill the bus with gas, and it starts moving without the driver's imput. You don't know where it is taking you.
2Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Search for abandoned amusement parks or abandoned attractions
You fly around, but you don't find any amusement parks. Maybe some towns can point you a direction?
Go through one of those doors at random. ((GM's free to roll dice to decide through which door I'll go))3(yellow), 5
You go to the yellow door. When you enter the room you see that it is filled with various healing items, and you also find a map of one of the rooms.
Drop phosphex bomb on the area of ongoing battle, relic device filled with undying radioactive green flame
Techmarine hacks into earth military defense systems and launches nukes manually
imperial navy comissars execute any weak willed ship captains under hypnosis and take over
chaplain recites lithany of contempt over radio to all navy ships to make them resistant to any mental trickery
Hope, that those blown up 5 kilometres long imperial navy cruisers fall into some bad guys filled place without killing any civilians
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Bwahahaha! I guess there’s nothing more for me to do here.
Recall all ships I control, clowncopter included, and have my hypnotized friends as well as any Zerg that want to join board the ships as I board my clowncopter again, then have them follow me back to my castle
If anyone tries to interfere with me leaving for home to share a celebration cake with my hypnotized army, punish them with 546 degrees Fahrenheit of flaming smelly breath and EAT THEM
"KENNETH WILL NOT SUFFER COWARDICE!"
Kenneth will use the power of chaos to jump right on the clown-copter and beat that big dumb dragon turtle to bits. He is huge, meaning he has huge guts. RIP AND TEAR!
Meanwhile, Mercilous Richard will use the power of SCIENCE! (and prisoners) to find out if the blob can act as a deadly super-weapon or something.
I begin trying to locate the zerg base that disappear[phosphex bomb: 1]
if any one attacks me i turn there brain to paste
[Hacking into military defenses and launching nukes: 6v3, 6]
[Ship recall: 5]
[Executing hypnotized: 4-2(Retreat)]
[Prevent further hypnosis: 6]
[Where the ships fell: 5]
[Kenneth vs Bowser: 3v1]
[Can the blob be a superweapon?: 3]
[Attempt at locating zerg base: 2]
The phosphex bombs got stuck on the ship, causing it to explode, destroying the part of the ship for dropping bombs. The area now burns with green radioactive fire. The Ultramarines hacked into the military defense systems and launched a nuke at a zerg controlled city. However, this killed many terrans as well, who lived in nearb towns. The ships with hypnotized captains flee the scene, follwing a clowncopter. Some of the zerg follow. Lazarus can't find the base, luckily people aren't attacking him anymore. The downed ships fell onto the base of a drug cartel, killing all of its members. Kenneth harnesses the power of chaos and manages to hold on to the clowncopter. Kenneth reaches towards Bowser and grabs his chest. Bowser tries to breath fire but caughs instead. Kenneth is now heading to bowser's castle as well. Merciless Richard does some research and realizes that the blob could be used, but the blob tells him "Superweapon? Sure I can help fight. What kind of weapon do you want me to be. There are hundreds of different weapons." It then morphs its shape to be a combination of a bow and arrow ready to shoot, a sword, and a mace. "where is the target?"
Post by: ziizo on December 01, 2019, 06:50:02 pm
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Search in internet for directions to abandoned amusement parks or attractions.
Post by: SuperDino85 on December 01, 2019, 07:30:56 pm
Post by: Enemy post on December 01, 2019, 11:25:38 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on December 01, 2019, 11:53:48 pm
Post by: sprinkled chariot on December 02, 2019, 12:16:24 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on December 02, 2019, 12:50:52 am
( what happened with where the ships fell ?)((Oops. I will add that to the turn))
((Added, the downed ships killed a drug cartel))
Post by: sprinkled chariot on December 02, 2019, 05:18:20 am
(Thonks)( what happened with where the ships fell ?)((Oops. I will add that to the turn))
((Added, the downed ships killed a drug cartel))
Post by: King Zultan on December 02, 2019, 08:09:24 am
Sit and see where the bus takes us.
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Post by: Enemy post on December 02, 2019, 10:34:41 am
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: sprinkled chariot on December 02, 2019, 03:25:08 pm
Send servitors to repair damage to hull
Techmarine continues hacking earth military and launching nukes at hostiles
Naval Comissars keep executing rogue captains and taking over ships with hypnotized captains
If comissars fail - launch torpedoes at rogue ships
What a glorious victory in name of Macragge, ultramarines shall not fail
Post by: SuperDino85 on December 02, 2019, 04:26:21 pm
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on December 02, 2019, 07:27:16 pm
”What the heck? Who are you supposed to be? AND WHY ARE YOU GRABBING MY CHEST YOU PERVERT?!!”"KENNETH IS KENNETH, TURTLE-DRAGON! He sees you trying to flee from the battle like a coward. He shall punish this by throwing you off onto the ground!"
Post by: SuperDino85 on December 02, 2019, 10:07:08 pm
”What the heck? Who are you supposed to be? AND WHY ARE YOU GRABBING MY CHEST YOU PERVERT?!!”"KENNETH IS KENNETH, TURTLE-DRAGON! He sees you trying to flee from the battle like a coward. He shall punish this by throwing you off onto the ground!"
”Flee? Coward? I already decimated a whole army and, since the battle no longer requires my intervention, am going off to have a celebration cake with my pals and these purple guys who I, Hotel Manager Bowser, will be allowing to stay at my castle for as long as they please. Now if you stay put for the ride and behave, I will let you have some cake and give you time to recharge and such, unless of course you prefer being blasted to flaming radioactive bits. Oh and nice nickname you came up for me by the way.”
Post by: darkwarlock3 on December 02, 2019, 10:55:52 pm
any attacks directed to me are returned back to sender
Post by: SuperDino85 on December 03, 2019, 09:12:46 pm
Post by: CABL on December 04, 2019, 05:54:24 am
Read the map.
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on December 05, 2019, 12:03:35 am
THE BATTLE IS NOT OVER UNTIL THE ENEMY IS ELIMINATED, FOOL! Not only that, but a big part of your "victory" was through trickery! Though chaos undivided does not care for hypnotism, you have still stolen a part of Kenneth's forces. He does not like when you do that! He will have his due one way, or another.”What the heck? Who are you supposed to be? AND WHY ARE YOU GRABBING MY CHEST YOU PERVERT?!!”"KENNETH IS KENNETH, TURTLE-DRAGON! He sees you trying to flee from the battle like a coward. He shall punish this by throwing you off onto the ground!"
”Flee? Coward? I already decimated a whole army and, since the battle no longer requires my intervention, am going off to have a celebration cake with my pals and these purple guys who I, Hotel Manager Bowser, will be allowing to stay at my castle for as long as they please. Now if you stay put for the ride and behave, I will let you have some cake and give you time to recharge and such, unless of course you prefer being blasted to flaming radioactive bits. Oh and nice nickname you came up for me by the way.”
Post by: SuperDino85 on December 05, 2019, 09:38:38 am
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”Good point. I guess I’ll have to tenderize you for my next meal.
Lift this chaotic freak up by his grabby arm and claw him right in the neck
If he makes any hostile move, tear off one of his limbs and burn the rest of him
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on December 05, 2019, 12:25:44 pm
Meanwhile, Mercilous Richard asks the blob if it can shape into something that could wipe out an entire city or something. Gotta keep to the theme after all!
Post by: SuperDino85 on December 07, 2019, 09:44:47 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on December 07, 2019, 09:52:05 pm
3Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Search in internet for directions to abandoned amusement parks or attractions.
With some searching, you find that there is one to the west of you
"I guess we're gonna go where the bus wants to go."2
Sit and see where the bus takes us.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The bus doesn't seem to know where it wants to go, proceeding to turn at random times.
Take the deal and go back to my own time.4Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
You head to the Cretaceous era where you see numerous dinosaurs. You find Bill looking at you when you turn around. "Alright, what body do you want? Also I'm coming with you to the present. I'm not going to hurt you. I've thought about it and realized that hurting/killing you would weaken me too since you effectively have part of me inside of you. Question, why did you attack me in the first place? Had I succeeded in my plan, a fourth spatial dimension would have been added, changing the rules of physics to make what was once impossible possible"
I keep trying to find where my zerg base went3, 5
any attacks directed to me are returned back to sender
Looking around, you notice a tunnel. Some zerg can be seen entering and exiting the tunnel, bring plants underground. The cultists end up getting shot by their own bullets. (Retreat?:1) Undeterred, they continue until they all fall from their wounds. A large snake with 5 heads starts slithering from the rift.
6, 2+1, 6v3
Send servitors to repair damage to hull
Techmarine continues hacking earth military and launching nukes at hostiles
Naval Comissars keep executing rogue captains and taking over ships with hypnotized captains
If comissars fail - launch torpedoes at rogue ships
What a glorious victory in name of Macragge, ultramarines shall not fail
The hull is repaired, however, some of the servitors got stuck inside and the ship is now using them as a power source. The hacking allows you to fire off one more nuke before you are kicked out of the system. The nuke hits (6)a random country, (d195=127) Kuwait, who declares war on the USA because of this. You manage to shoot one of the ships, the rest dodge the attacks.
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”Good point. I guess I’ll have to tenderize you for my next meal.
Lift this chaotic freak up by his grabby arm and claw him right in the neck
If he makes any hostile move, tear off one of his limbs and burn the rest of him
It is time to kenneth to blow his trumpet on Mount Crumpet! He'll throw this dragon-turtle off the flying machine, then hit with panzerfaust when he lands on the ground! Genius![Bowser v Kenneth v Panzerfaust: 2 v 4 v 1]
Meanwhile, Mercilous Richard asks the blob if it can shape into something that could wipe out an entire city or something. Gotta keep to the theme after all!
One of Bowser's ships was shot down by the Ultramarinnes. Bowser fails to tear off one of Kenneth's limbs as he is thrown off of the clowncopter. The tanks somehow miss Bowser as he falls.
Meanwhile in the castle
Use the nanomachines injector in the room to power me up to superhuman level and heal all my wounds.3, 4
Read the map.
Half of your wounds are healed and you feel yourself power up a bit, not quite superhuman but you are stronger than before. Looking at the map you find that the red door leads to an armory, the orange one to storage, the green one to a garden, the blue one to the throne room and the purple one to sleeping chanbers.
Mercilous Richard's Roll: 5
"Sure" the blob says as it forms itself into a large cannon. "I sense another mind in the castle in the medical room. Don't know if you knew there was someone here or not"
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on December 09, 2019, 09:24:24 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on December 09, 2019, 12:26:30 pm
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Order my remaining ships to turn and fight the uninvited attackers
Remotely and quickly rotate the clowncopter upside down and dump Kenneth onto the ground
Inhale like a super vacuum to consume Kenneth’s tanks and Kenneth himself, making them shrink as they get closer, and crushing them between my teeth
Post by: Enemy post on December 09, 2019, 12:36:15 pm
"Another Tyrannosaur please. Don't know. You seemed dangerous."
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: sprinkled chariot on December 09, 2019, 02:52:18 pm
Techmarine connects to enemy ships machine spirits and forces them to self destruct their ships with plasma reactor overload
Shoot down clown copter with laser lance accurate shot
Librarian casts mental confusion to start rebellion inside bowsers forces
Post by: King Zultan on December 10, 2019, 08:15:44 am
Try to communicate with the bus and see what happens.
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Post by: ziizo on December 10, 2019, 10:04:38 am
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Travel to the abandoned amusement park.
Post by: CABL on December 10, 2019, 10:22:20 am
Prepare my rocket pistol in the case of ambush.
Post by: darkwarlock3 on December 10, 2019, 10:54:59 pm
attempt to reestablish connection with the zerg base
crush the minds of any who are hostile to me
Post by: SuperDino85 on December 13, 2019, 05:49:48 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on December 13, 2019, 07:54:56 pm
Post by: King Zultan on December 14, 2019, 06:25:37 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on December 14, 2019, 09:07:01 am
Post by: King Zultan on December 15, 2019, 03:30:25 am
Post by: King Zultan on December 16, 2019, 02:26:20 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on December 16, 2019, 05:23:59 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on December 18, 2019, 11:36:31 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on December 19, 2019, 12:06:54 am
Post by: King Zultan on December 19, 2019, 02:52:41 am
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on December 22, 2019, 05:16:01 pm
Mercilous Richard decides to take the slime-cannon up onto the top of his castle to shoot at a town he has a particular grudge with. See, there was this antique shop there that sold him a rare ancient arrow from a local native tribe. But upon further research...IT WASN'T EVEN FROM THE SAME CONTINENT! Now as his first act of revenge, he shall blow up Gravity Falls! Also, its about time for his posse to get back from terrorizing the non-rockmanian countryside. Man, that deal with that crazy guy was the best ever, giving him a hideout for his gang to continue their daring life of crime.
Post by: SuperDino85 on December 26, 2019, 11:13:39 am
Post by: King Zultan on January 02, 2020, 05:55:52 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on January 02, 2020, 11:22:38 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on January 09, 2020, 10:36:44 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 09, 2020, 11:02:58 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on January 09, 2020, 02:08:06 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on January 13, 2020, 10:35:40 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 13, 2020, 11:01:39 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on January 14, 2020, 02:54:37 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 14, 2020, 07:08:14 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on January 15, 2020, 06:51:22 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 15, 2020, 07:55:49 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on January 15, 2020, 08:04:32 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on January 16, 2020, 08:46:21 pm
Post by: King Zultan on January 17, 2020, 02:46:40 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 17, 2020, 06:43:06 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 18, 2020, 03:22:45 pm
6+2=8 v 4, 1+2=3 v 4+2=6, 1+2=3 v 2+2=4Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Order my remaining ships to turn and fight the uninvited attackers
Remotely and quickly rotate the clowncopter upside down and dump Kenneth onto the ground
Inhale like a super vacuum to consume Kenneth’s tanks and Kenneth himself, making them shrink as they get closer, and crushing them between my teeth
You manage to destroy lots of the ships, however, some of your troops accidentally shoot at each other due to them using the same types of ships. Your troops' ships start to self destruct. Your pilot tells you that he feels lots of minds entering his body. He seems to have scond thoughts about attacking Kenneth, but doesn't act on them because he says those thoughts aren't his. You turn the clowncopter, but Kenneth continues to latch on, almost like he is stuck to it. Because Kenneth is stuck to the copter, he doesn't get vaccumed, but you do crush the tanks, which kept shooting at you even as they got smaller. Your clowncopter has been shot! (odds for left, evens for right: 3) You can no longer turn left because that side has a large hole in it due to the torpedo. You are also falling and will hit the ground in (6-3=3) turns unless repairs can be done.
Continue firing torpedoes at stolen imperial ships3+2=5 v 4, 3+2=5 v 6, 4+2=6 v 1+2=3, 2+2=4 v 4
Techmarine connects to enemy ships machine spirits and forces them to self destruct their ships with plasma reactor overload
Shoot down clown copter with laser lance accurate shot
Librarian casts mental confusion to start rebellion inside bowsers forces
You manage to shoot the ships, who shoot themselves too mistaking them for yours. The remaining stolen ships self destruct, but you feel as though the souls of the inhabitants aren't dead, their bodies are, though.
You shoot the clowncopter, causing it to no longer be able to turn left because of a dent in its left side. The wills of the remainng troops are strong enough to withstand the confusion.
Kenneth shall finish off the koopa-king with his pile-driver attack! Meanwhile tanks just keep tanking it up2+2=4 v 6, 5 v 3+2=5, 6
Mercilous Richard decides to take the slime-cannon up onto the top of his castle to shoot at a town he has a particular grudge with. See, there was this antique shop there that sold him a rare ancient arrow from a local native tribe. But upon further research...IT WASN'T EVEN FROM THE SAME CONTINENT! Now as his first act of revenge, he shall blow up Gravity Falls! Also, its about time for his posse to get back from terrorizing the non-rockmanian countryside. Man, that deal with that crazy guy was the best ever, giving him a hideout for his gang to continue their daring life of crime.
Your hands were stuck to the clowncopter so you weren't fliipped off. You tried slamming against it to go deeper into the ship, though it doesn't seem to do damage, at least you are not hurt. You are stuck to the clowncopter, which is lucky, since because you were stuck, you didn't suffer the same fate as your tanks, who were vaccuumed up and shrunk. They continued shooting until the end. Merciless Richard destroys Gravity Falls. He feels like some sort of spell has been broken...
Enter the throne room; hopefully I'll find Merciless Richard there.3, 6
Prepare my rocket pistol in the case of ambush.
Merciless Richard doesn't seem to be here, but you do find a servant, who tells you he is in the storage room. You hear the sound of a cannon being fired from the storage room. You ready your rocket pistol and shoot at the servant, thinking he might be part of an ambush. You have it ready now, just in case you aren't wrong next time.
Bill's powers translate Scotty's reptillian thoughts into words.6+2=8
"Another Tyrannosaur please. Don't know. You seemed dangerous."Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
"Yeah, I guess I can be. That's a side effect of having lots of power, it can go haywire."
Bill and you start searching and eventually find a Trex. Bill uss his powers to not only place you in its body, but also make its/your scales resistant to explosions. Bill enters your body and takes both of you to the present, where Gravity Falls is, or was. You look around and notice that there is lots of slime everywhere, and there are no creatures around. "Well, it wasn't like this before, I never did aything with slime. Something else happened here. The spell that kept me here is gone now so yay"
"Okay bus where do you want to go?"4+2=6
Try to communicate with the bus and see what happens.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You try talking with the bus, it sends you a message in your thoughts. It sounds like a girl. You can feel that something else hears this too.
"I don't know what I am, I can sense another like me, it can fly somehow. I need to find him. Maybe I can learn what happened. I wasn't always a bus. Hopefully he hears this."
6Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Travel to the abandoned amusement park.
As you fly to the amusement park, you hear a voice in your head. You also sense a faraway presence.
"I don't know what I am, I can sense another like me, it can fly somehow. I need to find him. Maybe I can learn what happened. I wasn't always a bus. Hopefully he hears this."
You find a Ferris wheel, a ride that looks like a long pole with a small room attached to it, a ride that looks like a sideways Ferris wheel, an old ticket booth, and an old sign that says [glowcolor=yellow]AdventureLand[/glow]
(I'm trying to make a yellow outline with red fond, I've seen others use glow before, but I'm doing something incorrectly)
go down the tunnel1+2=3, 4+2=6, 4+2=6
attempt to reestablish connection with the zerg base
crush the minds of any who are hostile to me
You go down the tunnel and start to feel the connection reach out to you. You connect with it, so much that for a tine you forget your body. When you come back, you notice that "you" started to build a Zerg hospital, a building that looks like a white cube with small legs on the bottom, allowing it to move. You were about to place one of the last legs when you came to. Other zergs are placing circular purple windows, one in the center of each wall. You notice a Terran with a gun running towards you through the tunnel. "You stole the walls and windows from my shop! I do not tolerate--- He readies his gun as he says this, what you learn is what he called a pistol, before crushing his mind. 2 others come by too. Before they shoot you, their minds are crushed too.
Post by: Enemy post on January 18, 2020, 03:34:13 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 18, 2020, 04:51:13 pm
(You don't need to feel bad about the delays, Naturegirl. This isn't your job.)I know that, I just don't like the fact that there was a delay, considering I am currently unemployed and don't have a job. I am in college now, but I should be able to do turns on weekends.
Post by: SuperDino85 on January 19, 2020, 12:36:13 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Farewell, Kenneth! The Underwhere awaits you!
Retreat into my shell in midair, then spin to gain some air mobility towards the clowncopter, while aiming to impale Kenneth with the spikes
Turn the copter around once I’m back on and shoot whatever remains of the attacking ships with a heavy barrage of cannon shots, proton ray shots, and fire breath
Have my remaining crew work on clowncopter repairs on the fly
Post by: King Zultan on January 19, 2020, 03:30:18 am
"What were you before you became a talking bus, and can you drive yourself?"
Ask the questions.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CABL on January 19, 2020, 11:39:28 am
Post by: ziizo on January 19, 2020, 01:04:20 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Put the games in top of wagon 3 and try to find the location of the voice
Post by: Enemy post on January 19, 2020, 01:56:11 pm
Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
Post by: darkwarlock3 on January 19, 2020, 05:19:03 pm
finish building the zerg hospital
mind control the terrans around the area
Post by: sprinkled chariot on January 19, 2020, 11:50:14 pm
Librarian keeps trying to start rebellion in bowser forces with psychic spell
Post by: SuperDino85 on January 25, 2020, 02:57:33 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 25, 2020, 08:29:43 am
Will wait for players for ~3 days
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on January 25, 2020, 11:00:25 pm
Kenneth shall use his immense strenght to force the clown car to rotate, hitting the koopa king right when he tries to hit him! Sending him flying away. So long g-wait hold on, slannesh says not to judge.
Meanwhile, Merciless Richard is satisfied about the bombing, but is mad about his gang! They haven't activated the Drawbridge remote, so surely there must be some tomfoolery! He'll ride out on his trutsy motor-steed to wrangle them back home! Just gotta get out of storage first...
Post by: SuperDino85 on January 27, 2020, 10:10:24 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 28, 2020, 07:51:06 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on January 29, 2020, 07:01:47 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on January 29, 2020, 07:04:26 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on January 31, 2020, 09:52:23 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 01, 2020, 07:54:19 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on February 02, 2020, 08:34:27 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 02, 2020, 09:29:58 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on February 03, 2020, 09:43:24 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 03, 2020, 10:30:12 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on February 05, 2020, 10:15:29 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 06, 2020, 07:15:38 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on February 06, 2020, 10:27:05 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on February 07, 2020, 01:42:50 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on February 08, 2020, 09:40:35 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on February 14, 2020, 01:51:37 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 14, 2020, 08:31:38 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on February 18, 2020, 06:54:13 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 18, 2020, 07:12:57 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on February 27, 2020, 12:34:37 am
Post by: King Zultan on February 27, 2020, 07:01:35 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on February 27, 2020, 09:06:28 am
((If anyone has a problem with this tell me now and I will leave this thread))
Post by: King Zultan on February 27, 2020, 09:24:38 am
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on February 27, 2020, 09:46:58 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Farewell, Kenneth! The Underwhere awaits you!
Retreat into my shell in midair, then spin to gain some air mobility towards the clowncopter, while aiming to impale Kenneth with the spikes
Turn the copter around once I’m back on and shoot whatever remains of the attacking ships with a heavy barrage of cannon shots, proton ray shots, and fire breath
Have my remaining crew work on clowncopter repairs on the fly
(I'm okay with you taking your time to update the game, real life takes precedence.)
"What were you before you became a talking bus, and can you drive yourself?"
Ask the questions.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Shoot the servant, then go to the storage room and confront Merciless Richard.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Put the games in top of wagon 3 and try to find the location of the voice
Go somewhere else in search of food.Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
keep trying to find the zerg base
finish building the zerg hospital
mind control the terrans around the area
Hey batatabatabata SWING!
Kenneth shall use his immense strenght to force the clown car to rotate, hitting the koopa king right when he tries to hit him! Sending him flying away. So long g-wait hold on, slannesh says not to judge.
Meanwhile, Merciless Richard is satisfied about the bombing, but is mad about his gang! They haven't activated the Drawbridge remote, so surely there must be some tomfoolery! He'll ride out on his trutsy motor-steed to wrangle them back home! Just gotta get out of storage first...
Post by: SuperDino85 on February 27, 2020, 10:00:48 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on March 17, 2020, 04:19:44 pm
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on March 17, 2020, 09:54:34 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on March 18, 2020, 04:22:04 pm
Post by: Enemy post on March 18, 2020, 07:23:22 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on March 18, 2020, 07:23:37 pm
Good callSince the game was getting complicated, I wanted to start anew, however I want this game to have a proper ending, though I don’t know what that would be, so I think we should all decide on an ending that fits with the story together
Maybe we should talk about this in the thread. It'll be easier and quicker to read everyone's replies there.
Post by: CABL on March 19, 2020, 01:03:10 am
Post by: King Zultan on March 19, 2020, 03:54:13 am
Post by: SuperDino85 on March 19, 2020, 11:00:24 am
Post by: ziizo on March 19, 2020, 11:02:21 am
Post by: Avetruetotheimperator on March 19, 2020, 04:57:22 pm
Kenneth will of course, try to kill King Koopa.
But I'm good with any option.
Post by: coalboat on March 19, 2020, 10:20:49 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on March 19, 2020, 10:23:45 pm
(Sorry for the delay. +2 bonus to player rolls)I will attempt to summarize6+2=8 v 4, 1+2=3 v 4+2=6, 1+2=3 v 2+2=4Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Order my remaining ships to turn and fight the uninvited attackers
Remotely and quickly rotate the clowncopter upside down and dump Kenneth onto the ground
Inhale like a super vacuum to consume Kenneth’s tanks and Kenneth himself, making them shrink as they get closer, and crushing them between my teeth
You manage to destroy lots of the ships, however, some of your troops accidentally shoot at each other due to them using the same types of ships. Your troops' ships start to self destruct. Your pilot tells you that he feels lots of minds entering his body. He seems to have scond thoughts about attacking Kenneth, but doesn't act on them because he says those thoughts aren't his. You turn the clowncopter, but Kenneth continues to latch on, almost like he is stuck to it. Because Kenneth is stuck to the copter, he doesn't get vaccumed, but you do crush the tanks, which kept shooting at you even as they got smaller. Your clowncopter has been shot! (odds for left, evens for right: 3) You can no longer turn left because that side has a large hole in it due to the torpedo. You are also falling and will hit the ground in (6-3=3) turns unless repairs can be done.Continue firing torpedoes at stolen imperial ships3+2=5 v 4, 3+2=5 v 6, 4+2=6 v 1+2=3, 2+2=4 v 4
Techmarine connects to enemy ships machine spirits and forces them to self destruct their ships with plasma reactor overload
Shoot down clown copter with laser lance accurate shot
Librarian casts mental confusion to start rebellion inside bowsers forces
You manage to shoot the ships, who shoot themselves too mistaking them for yours. The remaining stolen ships self destruct, but you feel as though the souls of the inhabitants aren't dead, their bodies are, though.
You shoot the clowncopter, causing it to no longer be able to turn left because of a dent in its left side. The wills of the remainng troops are strong enough to withstand the confusion.Kenneth shall finish off the koopa-king with his pile-driver attack! Meanwhile tanks just keep tanking it up2+2=4 v 6, 5 v 3+2=5, 6
Mercilous Richard decides to take the slime-cannon up onto the top of his castle to shoot at a town he has a particular grudge with. See, there was this antique shop there that sold him a rare ancient arrow from a local native tribe. But upon further research...IT WASN'T EVEN FROM THE SAME CONTINENT! Now as his first act of revenge, he shall blow up Gravity Falls! Also, its about time for his posse to get back from terrorizing the non-rockmanian countryside. Man, that deal with that crazy guy was the best ever, giving him a hideout for his gang to continue their daring life of crime.
Your hands were stuck to the clowncopter so you weren't fliipped off. You tried slamming against it to go deeper into the ship, though it doesn't seem to do damage, at least you are not hurt. You are stuck to the clowncopter, which is lucky, since because you were stuck, you didn't suffer the same fate as your tanks, who were vaccuumed up and shrunk. They continued shooting until the end. Merciless Richard destroys Gravity Falls. He feels like some sort of spell has been broken...
Enter the throne room; hopefully I'll find Merciless Richard there.3, 6
Prepare my rocket pistol in the case of ambush.
Merciless Richard doesn't seem to be here, but you do find a servant, who tells you he is in the storage room. You hear the sound of a cannon being fired from the storage room. You ready your rocket pistol and shoot at the servant, thinking he might be part of an ambush. You have it ready now, just in case you aren't wrong next time.Bill's powers translate Scotty's reptillian thoughts into words.6+2=8
"Another Tyrannosaur please. Don't know. You seemed dangerous."Spoiler: Scotty (click to show/hide)
"Yeah, I guess I can be. That's a side effect of having lots of power, it can go haywire."
Bill and you start searching and eventually find a Trex. Bill uss his powers to not only place you in its body, but also make its/your scales resistant to explosions. Bill enters your body and takes both of you to the present, where Gravity Falls is, or was. You look around and notice that there is lots of slime everywhere, and there are no creatures around. "Well, it wasn't like this before, I never did aything with slime. Something else happened here. The spell that kept me here is gone now so yay""Okay bus where do you want to go?"4+2=6
Try to communicate with the bus and see what happens.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You try talking with the bus, it sends you a message in your thoughts. It sounds like a girl. You can feel that something else hears this too.
"I don't know what I am, I can sense another like me, it can fly somehow. I need to find him. Maybe I can learn what happened. I wasn't always a bus. Hopefully he hears this."6Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Travel to the abandoned amusement park.
As you fly to the amusement park, you hear a voice in your head. You also sense a faraway presence.
"I don't know what I am, I can sense another like me, it can fly somehow. I need to find him. Maybe I can learn what happened. I wasn't always a bus. Hopefully he hears this."
You find a Ferris wheel, a ride that looks like a long pole with a small room attached to it, a ride that looks like a sideways Ferris wheel, an old ticket booth, and an old sign that says [glowcolor=yellow]AdventureLand[/glow]
(I'm trying to make a yellow outline with red fond, I've seen others use glow before, but I'm doing something incorrectly)go down the tunnel1+2=3, 4+2=6, 4+2=6
attempt to reestablish connection with the zerg base
crush the minds of any who are hostile to me
You go down the tunnel and start to feel the connection reach out to you. You connect with it, so much that for a tine you forget your body. When you come back, you notice that "you" started to build a Zerg hospital, a building that looks like a white cube with small legs on the bottom, allowing it to move. You were about to place one of the last legs when you came to. Other zergs are placing circular purple windows, one in the center of each wall. You notice a Terran with a gun running towards you through the tunnel. "You stole the walls and windows from my shop! I do not tolerate--- He readies his gun as he says this, what you learn is what he called a pistol, before crushing his mind. 2 others come by too. Before they shoot you, their minds are crushed too.
Kenneth and Bowser are in/on a clowncopter that is heading towards the ground, Scotty and Bill are in the remains of Gravkty Fals, Shane is in Mercilous’s castle trying to kill him, George is at an Adventureland theme park and hears the voice of a living bus that King Zultan is in, and Lazarus just got done crushing the minds of some soldiers, also the USA is at war with Captain of Ulteamarines because of hacked nuclear systems blowing up. If I missed anything here tell me
Post by: SuperDino85 on March 19, 2020, 11:05:25 pm
Post by: King Zultan on March 20, 2020, 02:23:15 am
Post by: coalboat on March 20, 2020, 08:44:11 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on March 20, 2020, 09:09:55 pm
I just found out this is about to come to an end? Maybe I should wait for it to start anew if I want to take part in?its coming to an end due to the complexity. When the epilogue is written, I will a new RTD at the bottom of the epilogue post for easy finding
Post by: coalboat on March 20, 2020, 09:52:08 pm
new RTD at the bottom of the epilogue post for easy findingGood!
Post by: darkwarlock3 on March 26, 2020, 05:17:55 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on March 26, 2020, 08:58:28 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on March 26, 2020, 09:13:28 pm
Voted for the second option. Shane confronts Merciless Richard, but both get killed in a massive explosion. Shane wakes up in giant test chamber made of reinforced glass, with his body now being robotic/synthetic, with the exception of the head.
I think my ending should be me going back to the Blockbuster and living happily ever after with the people in my group.
Voted for option 2. Whether Bowser kills Kenneth or dies to Kenneth, he will suddenly find himself back in his castle, the previous events having been a sudden freak daydream he had while eating, and quickly forgotten as he continues his lunch. I hope that makes sense.
If we are going for an epilogue ending, my would be finishing and running the Magic School-University/Flying Train.
Mercilous Richard would proceed to unleash his stand upon shane, [The Ballad of Billy the Kid], and try to kill him.
Kenneth will of course, try to kill King Koopa.
But I'm good with any option.
(I think an appropriate ending for Scotty would be for him to eventually return to the past, digest Bill, and ultimately end up dying back in his home time. Eventually, his remains could be recovered and displayed in the Royal Saskatchewan Museum. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Specimens_of_Tyrannosaurus#%22Scotty%22:_RSM_P2523.8) )
(Lazarus ending should ether be him leaving the planet with his zerg horde to escape from the space marines or end up in a bitter war with the remains of what ever terrain resistance there is)
7/8 Epilogue proposals. When the last 1 posts, this post will expand and contain the finale
Sprinkled Chariot is left, does the Ultramarines get an epilogue? At the end of the week, there will be a finale, if sprinkled chariot doesn’t post, it will conclude without him
Post by: Enemy post on March 27, 2020, 09:50:20 am
(I think an appropriate ending for Scotty would be for him to eventually return to the past, digest Bill, and ultimately end up dying back in his home time. Eventually, his remains could be recovered and displayed in the Royal Saskatchewan Museum. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Specimens_of_Tyrannosaurus#%22Scotty%22:_RSM_P2523.8) )
I already posted my suggestion.
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on March 27, 2020, 10:03:35 am
thanks, I somehow missed that, sorry. Adding your quote to the original post(I think an appropriate ending for Scotty would be for him to eventually return to the past, digest Bill, and ultimately end up dying back in his home time. Eventually, his remains could be recovered and displayed in the Royal Saskatchewan Museum. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Specimens_of_Tyrannosaurus#%22Scotty%22:_RSM_P2523.8) )
I already posted my suggestion.
Post by: darkwarlock3 on March 27, 2020, 02:17:56 pm
Post by: Enemy post on April 26, 2020, 03:25:33 pm
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 26, 2020, 03:27:08 pm
(Will there still be an epilogue?)yes
Sprinkled chariot has yet to post his ending for the final epilogue piece
Post by: Enemy post on April 26, 2020, 03:30:58 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on May 11, 2020, 11:48:39 pm
Post by: SuperDino85 on May 27, 2020, 11:43:41 pm