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Title: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Jacob/Lee on May 29, 2012, 12:08:57 am
http://mochakimono.chipx86.com/agen2.html
Another one of those silly little random generators, like the random video game name generator. Just click "GENERATE" and look at the either sensible or ridiculous magical spell that just befell you.
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Everyone can read your mind, then you have a flashback into the nearest person's past, and finally everyone can read your mind.
 Your right ear turns lemon yellow and explodes, then you go deaf. (who could've guessed?)
 You turn into a catperson, then you turn into a tiger, and finally you are wracked with pain from head to toe. (I wonder *why* you're wracked with pain...)
 Your breasts, if any, turn red and then you are filled with overwhelming peace and joy repeatedly. (Hmmm...)
 You turn into a horse permanently. (I won't comment on this one...)
 A torrential rain falls. A veritable monsoon-like downpour begins, but only for a few minutes. (Damn! What are the odds?!)
 There is an earthquake and you become slowfooted. (whoops!)
 Your penis, if any, turns dark purple and enlarges, then you grow a draconic, arrow-headed tail. (what in the hell...)
 Your left leg explodes and then you get a free wish permanently. (I WISH FOR A NEW LEG!)
 Your hair grows fur. (huh...)
It makes a good timewaster.

Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Knight of Fools on May 29, 2012, 12:36:32 am
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Your ass turns lavender and grows an identical one right next to it, then you turn into a unicorn.

My donkeys are multiplying! And I'm a unicorn!


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It begins hailing and you are stricken by amnesia repeatedly.

Dang concussions...


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Your penis, if any, bursts into flames and then you feel frightened.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.


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Your mouth has an orgasm and then you are wracked with pain from head to toe for an hour.

My...

...what?


Also:

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Your head turns forest green, and then explodes. You are struck with amnesia for an hour.

Just an hour?
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: GalenEvil on May 29, 2012, 12:56:33 am
I just laughed until I cried, so I had to play with this a little bit myself :D

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Your breasts, if any, begin attacking you for a week.
o.O

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Your nose turns golden and gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic, then you punch the first person you see.
So... I now have a violent golden Pinocchio nose?

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Your left hand turns red and grows an identical one right next to it, then you become undead.
Three handed Zombie! FUCK YEAH! Except that I am a righty so two left hands sorta sucks :(

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Plants wither around you and then you become physically stronger.
This one actually isn't too bad. I think that means I am absorbing the life force of all plants that I pass by?

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Your wings, if any, both become canine permanently.
So I now have dogs for wings? o.O

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Your hearing improves, then you sense the thoughts and emotions of everyone nearby, and finally you get the giggles.
This one doesn't sound too bad actually...

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Your left ear bleeds for the rest of the day.
HOW DID IT KNOW!!!!!?? That actually happened to me when I was a little kid :(
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: lemon10 on May 29, 2012, 01:00:36 am
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Your left ear becomes electric-proof for a week. Your head falls off twice.
Errr... twice?
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An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land and then you become inexplicably aroused.
Huh.
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Your right hand has an orgasm for the rest of the day. Your penis, if any, grows an identical one right next to it repeatedly.
Oh god.
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Your penis, if any, becomes fireproof. Your left foot grows fur permanently.
Yeah, I am sure that will be useful.
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ALL OF YOUR EYES turn lavender and then you become physically weaker for a week.
OH GOD NOT ALL OF MY EYES!
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A veritable monsoon-like downpour begins. You die instantly repeatedly.
Uhhh what?
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: SirAaronIII on May 29, 2012, 01:02:48 am
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All of your limbs throb in pain for a week.
How true.
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Your left leg feels icy cold and then you feel your energy drained away repeatedly.
Also true.
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The sky is clear and cloudless for a week. You become an earth (not plant) elemental permanently.
Half true.
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It begins to rain and then you become inexplicably aroused.
True or not? You decide!
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Local gravity reverses twice.
Unknown, but maybe it happened.

This is pretty fun.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: fivex on May 29, 2012, 01:10:02 am
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Your right foot screams and then you grow a fluffy tail the color of your hair twice. (How... does a foot scream?)
ALL OF YOUR EYES burst into flames, but only for a few minutes.
All of your limbs turn bright orange and then you kiss the person closest to you on the lips for a week. (You're probably going to starve or almost starve to death if you use this.)
 You go deaf and then the walls bleed around you, but only for a few minutes.
 An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land and then you feel your energy drained away, but only for a few minutes. (Only for a few minutes? That totally makes up for the apocalypse.)
 ALL OF YOUR EYES grow fur permanently.
 Your ass turns dark purple and begins attacking you, then you turn into a griffin.
 Your entire body grows an identical one right next to it for a week.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Knight of Fools on May 29, 2012, 01:11:24 am
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You feel frightened, then you become more fleetfooted, and finally you kiss the person closest to you on the lips.

Sounds like a first date.


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Your breasts, if any, turn golden and then you die instantly repeatedly.

Sounds like any dates after that.


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Your head becomes stronger permanently.

And that's why those dates were so bad...
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Lightning4 on May 29, 2012, 01:12:07 am
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You become more fleetfooted. An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land.
Guess I'll need that...

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The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly and then spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body for a week.
:o

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You turn into a unicorn, then you punch the first person you see, and finally you are wracked with pain from head to toe.
Fighting is magic? And painful?

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You get a free wish.
Yay!

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Everybody in the room but you grows flowers on it for a week. Your mouth becomes electric-proof, but only for a few minutes.
Dare I ask on what?
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: GalenEvil on May 29, 2012, 01:17:27 am
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Your right arm becomes electric-proof and then you have an incredible orgasm.
lolz
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Your left leg turns lemon yellow and throbs in pain, then everyone in the room becomes a teenager.
umm... fuck, I just stopped being a teenager like 5 years ago! D:<
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Plants wither around you and then you turn into a housecat for a week.
I don't think I'd mind this too much. I'd like to know WTF my cat does when he goes outside for extended periods of time.
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It is hot and dry outside.
Already happening :(
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All of your limbs turn lemon yellow and then you become more intelligent permanently.
I think I can live with lemon yellow limbs as long as I get to be more intelligent :D
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The temperature drops by 40 degrees F, but only for a few minutes. It begins to rain for a week.
I would sorta expect at least rain after two extreme temperature changes in just a few minutes o.O
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Your entire body falls off.
how does this work?
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Jacob/Lee on May 29, 2012, 01:18:40 am
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You have an incredible orgasm for the rest of the day.
;)

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Your left leg falls off for an hour. Your left foot screams twice.
Oh god...

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All items and clothing in the room disappear and then you are filled with overwhelming peace and joy permanently.
lolwut

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A king's feast appears in front of you and then you turn into a fish repeatedly.
I was the main course that day...

Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: GalenEvil on May 29, 2012, 01:27:53 am
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A veritable monsoon-like downpour begins permanently. You turn into the opposite gender twice.
The constant rain would suck, but at least I get to stay a guy!
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You become an air elemental, then gems and jewelry materialize near you, and finally you become a water/ice elemental.
Can't see a downside to this one
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There is a sudden eclipse and then you become more intelligent.
Again, no downside
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The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly and then you become undead for the rest of the day.
Finally! An excuse to have some 'Excellent Long Pork Roast' made of finely minced Human, finely minced Rosemary, finely minced Sage, and finely minced Amaretto.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Lightning4 on May 29, 2012, 01:28:42 am
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You get the giggles, then you turn into a horse, and finally you grow a pair of white feathery wings.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)


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Your entire body falls off permanently.
What.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Scelly9 on May 29, 2012, 01:31:14 am
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Your breasts, if any, begin attacking you.
Um.

Um.

Yeah....

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All of your limbs turn dark crimson and then you become an electric elemental repeatedly.
That is badass

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A veritable monsoon-like downpour begins permanently. You punch the first person you see, but only for a few minutes.
Its only a few minutes, bro, you'll be fine!

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Your navel becomes stronger for an hour. Your left foot bleeds twice.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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You become a mouse anthro twice.
0.o

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Your right hand turns forest green and screams, then you become a child.
:O
:O
:O
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A tornado strikes and then you become hungry.
Dude, I think theirs a tornado outside and I'm like hungry maaan.

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Your tongue grows fur and then you become a ghost for the rest of the day.
No. Furry tongue not good. I quit. This is too ridiculous.

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Your left arm turns white and begins attacking you, then you grow a pair of black dragon wings.
I lied, this is too fun.

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Your head turns golden and bursts into flames, then you turn into a mermaid.
So you can breath after you dunk your head in water then can't lift it!

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Your left ear shrinks and then you turn into a unicorn repeatedly.
No.

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You laugh maniacally, then you grow a pair of tiny useless faerie wings, and finally a king's feast appears in front of you.
Yes.

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Your mouth becomes electric-proof for an hour.
For those days when you need to eat some batteries!
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Your left ear turns navy blue and has an orgasm, then you burst into flames.
You can do this with good music. Not the blue thing, or the flame.... You know what? Never mind.

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Your ass turns pink and screams, then a ghostly figure walks slowly by.
Its walking slowly because your ass just screamed and it doesn't want to bother you.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: justinlee999 on May 29, 2012, 01:38:57 am
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Your right arm has an orgasm for a week.

Herp derp.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: The Fool on May 29, 2012, 01:50:50 am
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The sky is gray and overcast.

Not very magical. :P

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You turn into a catperson. The sky is clear and cloudless.

=3

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Your right arm explodes, but only for a few minutes.

Only a few minutes? I guess that's not too bad. :P

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Plants wither around you permanently. An apocalyptic flaming hailstorm rends the land permanently.

I'm the harbinger of the apocalypse? Cool.

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You punch the first person you see and then you turn into a unicorn.

This is the best generator.

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You become inexplicably aroused permanently. You have an incredible orgasm for the rest of the day.

Oh my!~
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Scelly9 on May 29, 2012, 01:51:37 am
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Your penis, if any, turns invisible and gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic, then everyone in the room becomes a teenager.
Too. Perfect.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: GalenEvil on May 29, 2012, 01:53:34 am
Barely legal teenager or Mexico's age of consent side of the teenager spectrum though?
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Scelly9 on May 29, 2012, 01:54:08 am
I'm thinking 19.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: GalenEvil on May 29, 2012, 01:58:08 am
Okay, then that is entirely acceptable, and makes that one of the best generated magical effects I have ever seen :D
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: The Fool on May 29, 2012, 02:16:02 am
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Everybody in the room but you bursts into flames, and you laugh maniacally.

Awesome. Totally would.

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Everybody in the room but you has an orgasm, then all items and clothing in the room disappear, and finally you become inexplicably aroused.

...You don't say? o_o

I think I'm done here. It's a good generator, but sometimes it takes quite a few tries to get something notable.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 29, 2012, 02:26:11 am
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There is an earthquake permanently.
Ah, shit.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: anzki4 on May 29, 2012, 02:28:03 am
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You are filled with overwhelming peace and joy, then you sense the thoughts and emotions of everyone nearby, and finally you are stricken with amnesia.
Why can't I remember the overwhelming peace and joy :(
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Sus on May 29, 2012, 02:33:09 am
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You become an air elemental and then you are struck by lightning.
Ha ha, air elementals have lightning immunity! :P

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You glimpse into the future, then you are struck by lightning, and finally you turn into a dog.
But if I know where I'll be when struck by lightning, can I avoid it by not going there? :philosoraptor:

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Your eyes turn bright orange and then all items and clothing in the room disappear for an hour.
An awkward day at the office...

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Your head becomes weaker twice. Your right ear has an orgasm for an hour.
???

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Your penis, if any, grows an identical one right next to it, but only for a few minutes. Your hair becomes electric-proof permanently.
I'm pretty sure my hair is electric-proof already...

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You become drunk and then you grow a pair of black dragon wings for the rest of the day.
Remember folks, don't drink and fly!

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You become an earth (not plant) elemental and then you lose all elemental powers (and weaknesses), if any, but only for a few minutes.
Wait, what?

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You turn into a unicorn, then you turn into a snake, and finally you turn into a dog.
Shapeshift confusion.

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The sky is clear and cloudless.
OMG it's really happening! :o
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: DarkWolfXV on May 29, 2012, 02:34:30 am
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You die instantly, then you become drunk, and finally you grow a fluffy tail the color of your hair.
...
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Scelly9 on May 29, 2012, 02:41:50 am
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You are stricken with amnesia and then you become inexplicably aroused permanently.
Best Orgasm Ever

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Your breasts, if any, turn lemon yellow and then you are stricken with amnesia for an hour.
Hepatitis Shock

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Your nose grows flowers on it, but only for a few minutes.
Febreze

Spell names by Flutterbitch, AKA: jc6036
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: DrKillPatient on May 29, 2012, 03:18:15 am
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A torrential rain falls permanently. It is hot and dry outside for the rest of the day.
Snow begins to fall for the rest of the day. It is hot and dry outside, but only for a few minutes.
A veritable monsoon-like downpour begins repeatedly. It is hot and dry outside permanently.
It is warm and misty outside and then you die instantly.
Uh-huh. Could be one of those 60,000U biomes, I suppose.

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Your tongue grows flowers on it and then you turn into a bear twice.

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A thick fog rolls in and then your vision improves.
To compensate for the fog, perhaps?

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Your penis, if any, bleeds and then you are compelled to obey the first order given to you permanently.
Ow ow ow ow ow

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An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land repeatedly. Local gravity reverses for a week.

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Your wings, if any, both scream, but only for a few minutes.

For once I am tremendously glad that I have no wings.

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Your ass bleeds, but only for a few minutes. Your hair begins attacking you for the rest of the day.

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You get the giggles and then you die instantly permanently.
All of your limbs fall out.

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You turn into a catperson, then you turn into a tiger, and finally you die instantly.
Yeaaah, shapeshifting power-- *ghk*

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A tornado strikes and then you die instantly for an hour.
I assume that, as I die instantly for an hour, I am dying every unit of Planck time within that hour. That's 6.678 x 10^46 deaths!

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Everybody in the room but you grows flowers on it permanently.
"it"?

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Your navel screams for a week.
ALL OF YOUR EYES scream for the rest of the day.

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Your tongue bursts into flames for the rest of the day.
Acts 2:3 -- "And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them."

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You have an incredible orgasm and then you become drunk for the rest of the day.
Not entirely abnormal for some people, I'd suppose.

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Everyone can read your mind and then you die instantly.
Of shame?

And I'll end on this:
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Your penis, if any, turns straw yellow and begins attacking you, then you die instantly.

EDIT: Also, be sure to take a look at the other generators available on the main site. There's one that's a bit like the FB generator in DF:
http://mochakimono.chipx86.com/agencreature.html
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Reudh on May 29, 2012, 08:12:18 am
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Your left arm has an orgasm and then you kiss the person closest to you on the lips permanently.

wut





I'm tempted to use some of these ideas for an RPG Maker game that has been a minor hobby for nearly seven years. (One status effect inflicted "Beatnik", which halved intellect and agility and changed the menu sprites. It also forced casting of a single spell, "Beatnik Lament" which had a 50% chance to damage the party.)
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Trapezohedron on May 29, 2012, 11:30:32 am
Going to generate 20, and post them all here. And I've recently discovered that I'm unable to make witty remarks, so I'll just leave those out.

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1. A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes and then you become inexplicably aroused.
2. All of your limbs turn black and then you turn into a mermaid repeatedly.
3. You turn into a dogperson. It is chilly and frosty outside.
4. The sky is gray and overcast and then you become a teenager.
5. Your navel screams permanently. Your left hand bursts into flames twice.
6. An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land, but only for a few minutes. The sky is clear and cloudless repeatedly.
7. The temperature drops by 40 degrees F twice.
8. The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F and then you turn into a dog.
9. Your breasts, if any, turn lavender and then everyone in the room becomes a child repeatedly.
10. Your head turns navy blue and has an orgasm, then you are filled with arcane energies.
11. Snow begins to fall and then gems and jewelry materialize near you.
12. Your navel enlarges. Your right hand becomes weaker twice.
13. Your wings, if any, both turn brick red and then you turn into a griffin for a week.
14. You have an incredible orgasm, then all items and clothing in the room disappear, and finally you are stricken with amnesia.
15. The sky is clear and cloudless repeatedly. You become inexplicably aroused, but only for a few minutes.
16. A king's feast appears in front of you and then you become a water/ice elemental twice.
17. You grow a pair of dragon black wings for an hour.
18. It is chilly and frosty outside for an hour. You turn into a lizardfolk.
19. All items and clothing in the room disappear and then you turn into a bear, but only for a few minutes.
20. Your left leg falls off twice. Your left hand is cured of any maladies for a week.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: GlyphGryph on May 29, 2012, 11:34:22 am
I think I'm going to start using this in my game. And look, I have a session tonight full of unskilled mages ready for magical miscast effects!
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: tomas1297 on May 29, 2012, 11:44:57 am
 I have a sudden urge to host an RTD where you can only use spells generated with this.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: zomara0292 on May 29, 2012, 11:58:06 am
I have a sudden urge to host an RTD where you can only use spells generated with this.
Please do. i will join in a heart beat.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: TherosPherae on May 29, 2012, 11:59:34 am
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The moon is full in the sky and then you turn into a housecat for a week.
.....Werecat?
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Your ass bleeds.
That's... some spell, there. Yep.
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Your teeth explode for a week.
This is exactly what it's like having braces, except they taste slightly less like gunpowder.
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Local gravity reverses permanently.
Somebody call NASA.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: tomas1297 on May 29, 2012, 12:00:22 pm
I have a sudden urge to host an RTD where you can only use spells generated with this.
Please do. i will join in a heart beat.
...Ok, but this is going to be damn crazy. xD
 I'll count that as a "reserved spot" post.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Akura on May 29, 2012, 12:03:15 pm
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Your left foot turns black and bleeds, then you feel your energy drained away.
Sounds like a FB syndrome.

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Cotton plants grow from all nearby cotton. It begins hailing.
That sounds entirely reasonable.

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The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly, but only for a few minutes. The moon is full in the sky permanently.
Sun: "I QUIT! Moon, take my job."
Moon: "Yay!"

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Your right arm begins attacking you and then you go blind for an hour.
My arm hit me in the eye, apparently.

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Your wings, if any, both turn dark purple and then everyone in the room becomes a child twice.
Almost got arrested for that, you know.

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A tornado strikes and then gems and jewelry materialize near you twice.
Best. Tornado. Ever.

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You're suddenly drenched with water. There is a light drizzle of rain.
Ya think?

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A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes and then you become a water/ice elemental.
Well, that is how you turn into an ice elemental.

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Your right arm turns red and becomes stronger, then you become a centaur.
Oh god, I've turned into a charger zombie centaur.

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You grow a pair of dragon black wings, then you go blind, and finally you turn into the opposite gender.
Hoo boy, that's making a rather sexy image in my head right there.

EDIT:
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You're suddenly drenched with water, then you become a child, and finally you turn into a mermaid.
Oh great, I'm the Little Mermaid. Worse, I'm the crappy sequel.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: tomas1297 on May 29, 2012, 12:50:46 pm
I have a sudden urge to host an RTD where you can only use spells generated with this.
Please do. i will join in a heart beat.
...Ok, but this is going to be damn crazy. xD
 I'll count that as a "reserved spot" post.
reserve a spot for me!
Too late. You can have a waitlist spot, if you want to.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Armok on May 29, 2012, 06:16:01 pm
This is the best thing.

Also up for joining the RTD.

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Your penis, if any, turns pale green and grows fur, then you are wracked with pain from head to toe. (OW)

 You get a free wish and then spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body for a week. (still worth it?)

 Your breasts, if any, throb in pain for a week.

 Your mouth screams for the rest of the day.

 Your penis, if any, turns brown and feels icy cold, then you turn into the opposite gender.

 You have an incredible orgasm and then you experience your worst fear for a week.

 Your tail, if any, grows fur for the rest of the day.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: darkrider2 on May 29, 2012, 07:02:14 pm
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Your ass becomes fireproof

YES.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Cerol Lenslens on May 29, 2012, 07:11:36 pm
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Everybody in the room but you falls off for an hour.

Falls off of what?

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Your breasts, if any, are healed of all wounds twice.

Uhhhh....

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Local gravity reverses permanently. There is a faint breeze for an hour.

That breeze is the atmosphere escaping.

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Your teeth turn black and then the walls bleed around you permanently.

I think I could pick up goths with this.

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Local gravity reverses twice. There is an earthquake permanently.

So, gravity doesn't change, but OH GOD, MY ENTIRE STATE!

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Your tail, if any, has an orgasm and then you turn into a housecat permanently.

Thank god they were in that specific order!

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Your entire body grows flowers on it.

Evildoer, your day is at hand! For I, The Boquet, am here to bring you to justice!

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Snow begins to fall permanently. A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere.

Awesome!

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A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes for a week. The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F repeatedly.

THAT IS NOT HOW SNOW WORKS.

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You become physically stronger, then you become a centaur, and finally you become a fire elemental.

So, I'm a flaming Arthour?

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You become drunk and then you turn into a bear permanently.

Drunken bear is best bear.

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You remember everything you have forgotten and then all items and clothing in the room disappear for a week.

OH GOD I WISH I COULD FORGET THIS!

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All of your limbs scream twice.

Uhhh...

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You turn into a dog and then gems and jewelry materialize near you permanently.

I may be a dog, but at least I'm rich!

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You turn into a mouse, then you punch the first person you see, and finally you become a child.

Violent baby mouse. Great.

 
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Local gravity reverses permanently. You turn into a tiger for an hour.

"Daddy, can tigers fly?"

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Your penis, if any, turns invisible and grows an identical one right next to it, then you become a teenager.

Now that I'm a teenager, I'm going to have a blast with this!
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Zrk2 on May 29, 2012, 07:29:51 pm
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Your right ear has an orgasm twice.

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Your left leg has an orgasm and then you become more intelligent permanently.

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Your teeth explode for an hour.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly and then you grow a pair of white feathery wings.

I've discovered  spell to become an angel. And have region-specific orgasms.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Itnetlolor on May 29, 2012, 07:50:07 pm
 A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere and then the walls bleed around you. (Holy shit. Blood hurricane.)
 You become a centaur. A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere. (Thunderhorse!)
 There is a light drizzle of rain twice. You are filled with overwhelming peace and joy. (I also call it the Double Rainbow.)
 Your left foot turns brown and bleeds, then you become slowfooted. (Gee, thanks)
 You glimpse into the future, then you turn into a mouse, and finally you experience your worst fear.
 Your left hand turns brown and becomes weaker, then you become inexplicably aroused. (That can come at the worst of times.)
 A torrential rain falls permanently. (Welcome to Hurricane Season Florida.)
 Your teeth are healed of all wounds permanently. (Best one yet. My teeth are crap.)
 You're suddenly drenched with water, then you grow a draconic, arrow-headed tail, and finally you turn into a bear. (Dragon-bear God)
 There is an earthquake permanently. You are compelled to obey the first order given to you repeatedly.
 Your right arm shrinks repeatedly. Your head grows fur permanently.
 All of your limbs feel icy cold, but only for a few minutes. (best used when in the same bed as someone. Bug the crap outta them.)
 A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere for an hour. (More hurricane season)
 Your hair grows flowers on it repeatedly. Your tail, if any, feels icy cold. (The Chia Pet effect/curse.)
 You die instantly, then you turn into a dog, and finally you turn into a bird anthro. (What.)
 Your tail, if any, bleeds and then you turn into a mermaid permanently. (Ouch.)
 You glimpse into the future and then you turn into a catperson twice. (What the hell?)
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: King DZA on May 29, 2012, 08:10:02 pm
Let us see what amazing spells the generator gifts to one as glorious as I:

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It is hot and dry outside and then you turn into a bear.
Might be a little uncomfortable with all the extra hair, but acceptable overall.

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Your tongue becomes electric-proof for a week.
I could see that as being mildly useful. Could also preform a few good party tricks with it, no doubt.

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Your right arm enlarges. Your left foot becomes weaker permanently.
I think I could live with that trade-off.

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The walls bleed around you and then you become inexplicably aroused twice.
Because nothing turns me on more than blood covered walls.

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Everybody in the room but you turns golden and becomes weaker, then you become a ghost.
Would certainly add some extra elegance to the place.

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Your left ear begins attacking you for an hour.

That seems like it could be rather annoying...Eh, I guess I only really need one.

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Your wings, if any, both throb in pain repeatedly.
Suppose I might as well get rid of those too, then.

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Your tail, if any, enlarges and then cotton plants grow from all nearby cotton repeatedly.
Can never have enough cotton. Hopefully the massive tail with help compensate for the weak left foot...

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The temperature drops by 40 degrees F and then you turn into a tiger.
It seems my shapeshifting abilities are heavily dependent on temperature.

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You remember everything you have forgotten repeatedly.
A constantly refreshing memory. Neat.

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Gems and jewelry materialize near you and then you become inexplicably aroused twice.
Because the only thing that turns me on as much as blood covered walls, is vast riches. I'm also apparently incapable of being aroused by anything any more or less than twice.

Lovely.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Megaman on May 29, 2012, 08:17:21 pm
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ALL OF YOUR EYES turn pink and then you turn into the opposite gender.

I was quite terrified by the caps.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Hubris Incalculable on May 29, 2012, 09:59:54 pm
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Your right leg grows flowers on it and then you are stricken with amnesia for the rest of the day.
What happend? where am i? and what the fuck are these on my leg?
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Your eyes turn brown and then you feel your energy drained away for an hour.
nice eyes, but lethargic. got it.
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You turn into a horse and then you become physically weaker for the rest of the day.
But I though hoses were stronger than humans...
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Your teeth turn blue and then you become a teenager permanently.
Aw, fuck. I just stopped this month! I don't want to be a teenager so soon!
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A strong wind picks up twice.
Whoosh. Whoosh.
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You are compelled to obey the first order given to you for the rest of the day.
Yeth, Marthter.
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Your head becomes fireproof for a week. Your left hand throbs in pain for an hour.
Pain in my hand in return for fireproofing? seems fair.
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Your tail, if any, begins attacking you repeatedly. Your head has an orgasm for an hour.
Ouch, tail, stop hitting... Oh, shit, that felt good.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Carcanken on May 29, 2012, 10:04:47 pm
Its weird, yet hilarious.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Flying Dice on May 29, 2012, 10:20:31 pm
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Your penis, if any, screams for a week.

Uh...

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Your eyes begin attacking you for a week.

Sounds interesting.

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A thick fog rolls in, but only for a few minutes. Everyone in the room becomes a child for the rest of the day.

Awesome.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: EveryZig on May 29, 2012, 10:22:45 pm
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Your eyes turn blue and then you die instantly for the rest of the day.
I guess your party cleric is in for a surprise when he tries to rez you.

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  You are stricken with amnesia and then you become more intelligent for the rest of the day.
Out with the old knowledge, in with the new.

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A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes for the rest of the day. The sky is clear and cloudless permanently.
What?

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Your hair turns brown and grows fur, then you become more fleetfooted.
For when you want hair on your hair.

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All of your limbs begin attacking you twice.
But... But I only have three chainsaws!

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You laugh maniacally, then you turn into a dogperson, and finally gems and jewelry materialize near you.
Also known as Dogbert's invocation.

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You burst into flames and then you become a water/ice elemental.

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Your right foot turns blue and is cured of any maladies, then you turn into a snake.
No healthy foot for you!

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Your ass begins attacking you and then the walls bleed around you for a week.
Just don't ask how it attacks you.

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Gems and jewelry materialize near you, then a king's feast appears in front of you, and finally you die instantly.
For when you want to cut out the middle man of a genie/wish sequence.

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You turn into the opposite gender, then you are compelled to obey the first order given to you, and finally everyone in the room becomes a teenager.
...

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Your breasts, if any, become stronger.
And with them you shall defeat the gods themselves.

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You become physically weaker and then you punch the first person you see for a week.
Well at least they will be wimpy punches...

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You punch the first person you see and then you turn into a unicorn.
Great spell or best spell?

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Your eyes fall out, but only for a few minutes.
After which you presumably pop them back in again.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Scelly9 on May 29, 2012, 10:27:22 pm
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You turn into the opposite gender, then you are compelled to obey the first order given to you, and finally everyone in the room becomes a teenager.
...
That is perfect.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: darkrider2 on May 29, 2012, 10:32:18 pm
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You turn into the opposite gender, then you are compelled to obey the first order given to you, and finally everyone in the room becomes a teenager.
...
That is perfect.
That IS perfect.

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You punch the first person you see and then you turn into a unicorn.
Definitely best spell on this one.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: iceball3 on May 29, 2012, 10:35:13 pm
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Your penis, if any, begins glowing repeatedly.
Interesting glowstick, if you know what I meeeeen
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A strong wind picks up and then you become physically weaker.
I cast atrophy breeze on opponent!
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You turn into a housecat and then you turn into a housecat.
Housecatception!
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You turn into a dogperson, then you lose all elemental powers (and weaknesses), if any, and finally you become physically stronger.
Doggirl is a cool gal, she becomes a strong normal type and doesn't afraid of fighting types.
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Your entire body grows an identical one right next to it and then you turn into a housecat for the rest of the day.
What would it be like to be your own pet? Let's find out!
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A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere repeatedly. You turn into a wolf anthro, but only for a few minutes.
Interesting, I'd use that.
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A thick fog rolls in for a week. You turn into a bird anthro.
And that
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Aramco on May 29, 2012, 10:36:42 pm
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There is an earthquake twice. You turn into a lizard for the rest of the day.

I love it.

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Your eyes burst into flames repeatedly.


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Your left arm has an orgasm repeatedly. Your head bleeds for an hour.

My left... arm? I have no words...

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Your navel grows fur for the rest of the day. Your hair gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic for a week.

uhhhh.... WAIT Mr. Fantastic? WORTH IT.

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Your breasts, if any, turn gray and then you become a teenager repeatedly.

i don't even
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Tarran on May 29, 2012, 10:56:49 pm
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Your mouth bursts into flames for an hour.
Man that was some spicy food.

Wait, that was literal? OH GOD.

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Your entire body throbs in pain for the rest of the day. Your right leg begins glowing, but only for a few minutes.
I'm gonna need a Geiger counter.

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Your eyes turn brown and then you go deaf repeatedly.
Because being deaf is not enough, you gotta be deaf while deaf while still deaf.

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The temperature drops by 40 degrees F for an hour. You turn into a dogperson for the rest of the day.
Apparently I'm the Werewolf of Winter for a day.

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A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere and then you turn into a griffin.
Heck yeah, I'd say a little thunder is worth it.

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You go blind, then you laugh maniacally, and finally you experience the worst memory of the nearest person.
I am now a mad, blind counselor.

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Your ass bleeds permanently.
The worst spell.

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The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly and then you become a teenager.
But... I'm already a teenager... How can I get more teen?

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You die instantly repeatedly.
Kinda redundant.

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There is a light drizzle of rain and then you grow a pair of white feathery wings.
Heck yeah, I am now an angel.

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Your wings, if any, both turn invisible and then you become an earth (not plant) elemental twice.
Because being an Earth Elemental is not enough, you gotta be one while being one while having invisible wings.

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An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land and then you are stricken with amnesia twice.
When the end comes, I'll be standing around in the middle of nowhere confused.

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The moon is full in the sky and then you turn into a unicorn.
Wereunicorn.

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Your penis, if any, grows an identical one right next to it twice. Your left foot begins attacking you.
My foot just can't take the Awesome Three.

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A thick fog rolls in, but only for a few minutes. Local gravity reverses repeatedly.
Gravity reversing fog.

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Your ass becomes stronger permanently. Everybody in the room but you grows an identical one right next to it, but only for a few minutes.
I HAVE THE BEST ASS.

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You turn into a centaur, then you are filled with arcane energies, and finally you turn into a griffin.
Aw yeah, I'm a freaking magical Griffon.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Itnetlolor on May 29, 2012, 11:10:33 pm
 Your left foot shrinks permanently. Your right ear bleeds, but only for a few minutes.
 Your right leg bleeds and then you turn into a horse for an hour. (Get that shotgun away from me.)
 Plants grow rapidly near you and then a ghostly figure walks slowly by. (Shit. Graveyarded.)
 The sky is clear and cloudless and then you punch the first person you see. (What a nice day. I feel like hitting someone.)
 The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F for an hour. Plants wither around you repeatedly. (Yeah, because we're all melting out in this heat.)
 Your teeth turn brick red and then you get the giggles permanently. (My teeth are like bricks. Hehehe.)
 Snow begins to fall and then all nearby wood sprouts tree branches for an hour. (Snowseed)
 It is hot and dry outside for the rest of the day. You grow a pair of white feathery wings repeatedly. (Regular good weather outside, become an angel.)
 Your eyes become weak permanently. (Jokes on you, my eyes suck already.)
 You turn into a tiger repeatedly. (Grrrr....)
 Your left foot throbs in pain for an hour. (Comes with sitting while at the computer for most of the day.)
 Your left arm grows an identical one right next to it for the rest of the day. Your navel enlarges for an hour. (Fractal arm, or ladder arm?)
 A veritable monsoon-like downpour begins repeatedly. You turn into a housecat, but only for a few minutes. (Now I can talk to my cats about the weather.)
 Local gravity reverses for the rest of the day. (Thank God I'm not outside then.)
 The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F repeatedly. (Oh crap.)
 A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere and then you remember everything you have forgotten for an hour. (I don't generate lightbulbs when I get ideas, I brainstorm lost memories.)
 Your head gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic for a week. (Fantastic)
 It is warm and misty outside and then you become a fire elemental permanently. (Bullcrap! Just kill me already.)
 The sky is clear and cloudless and then you become more intelligent. (My head is clear.)
 Your breasts, if any, turn pink and then you turn into a bird anthro, but only for a few minutes. (What.)
 Your left hand becomes stronger and then you have an incredible orgasm. (Successful Me Time?)
 Everyone in the room becomes a teenager, then you become a mouse anthro, and finally you become undead. (Sounds like an anime plot.)
 Your ass shrivels for the rest of the day. (My ass getting off the chair for a whole day's worth of computer time is like going from a grape into a raisin.)
 Your head falls off twice. Your ass explodes, but only for a few minutes. (Ow.)
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Sirus on May 29, 2012, 11:14:15 pm
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Local gravity reverses and then you glimpse into the future.
Cool. Better hope I'm indoors though.
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ALL OF YOUR EYES become stronger, but only for a few minutes.
Eh.
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You become undead, then you turn into the opposite gender, and finally you become a plant elemental.
So I'm an undead dryad? Kinda cool, I guess.
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Plants wither around you, but only for a few minutes. You go blind permanently.
WHY?
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Your entire body grows flowers on it and then you get a free wish twice.
First wish: get rid of these flowers on me.
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Everybody in the room but you bursts into flames and then you turn into a wolf for the rest of the day.
Oh dear.
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The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F, but only for a few minutes. You turn into a griffin permanently.
Awesome!
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Your teeth scream permanently.
OH GOD NIGHTMARE FUEL!

This is fun!
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Draxis on May 29, 2012, 11:40:56 pm

The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F repeatedly and then you become drenched in water for an hour.
- Impressive.
 Your entire body screams and then you go blind
 - More nightmare fuel
Your left leg turns yellow and bursts into flames and then you feel an inexplicable feeling of peace and joy.
An apocalyptic flaming hailstorm rends the land and then you feel an inexplicable feeling of peace and joy.
 - Pretty inexplicable.
 Your right arm explodes permanently.
 - Good, wouldn't want it exploding temporarily
 Your teeth shrink.
 - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
 You forget every language you know and then you become hungry.
 - As if it weren't bad enough...
 Everybody in the room but you screams and then you become undead for the rest of the day.
 - In that order.
Your left ear becomes fireproof and then you forget every language you know.
 - Totally worth it.
You laugh maniacally and then an apocalyptic flaming hailstorm rends the land and then you grow a useless pair of faerie wings
 - MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A ghostly figure walks slowly by and then you become inexplicably aroused and then ALL OF YOUR EYES shrink for a week.
 - What?
You feel frightened and then you become drunk and then you become filled with arcane energies.
 - Pretty much.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on May 30, 2012, 12:30:39 am
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Your left hand bursts into flames for a week. Your penis, if any, becomes electric-proof repeatedly.
Uh...
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Your penis, if any, falls off and then you become more intelligent for the rest of the day.
O_O
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The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly for the rest of the day. A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes, but only for a few minutes.
Nice to know my penis is at least enjoying the sunshine. While being electric-proof. And my left hand is still on fire.
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You glimpse into the future and then you are struck by lightning permanently.
I can see my future. My future says I'm unlucky that my detached electricity-proof penis isn't taking the lightning for me. ;.;
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Your ass gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic for an hour.
Great. I am the biggest freak right now.
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You die instantly and then everyone in the room becomes a child repeatedly.
Well... at this point I probably already died from the repeated lightning, so at least everyone else got a fountain o' youth spell off of my rotting corpse.

Also, posting to watch.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 30, 2012, 01:27:07 am
I can see my future. My future says I'm unlucky that my detached electricity-proof penis isn't taking the lightning for me. ;.;

I'm so sigging it.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Megaman on May 30, 2012, 01:33:43 am
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Your tongue gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic and then you kiss the person closest to you on the lips for a week.
Who the hell is Mr.Fantastic?

edit: It also appears only my tongue can ever gain his fantastic powers, feel free to correct me.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Scelly9 on May 30, 2012, 01:35:48 am
The main guy in the Fantastic 4. He can stretch, use it wisely.  ;)
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Megaman on May 30, 2012, 01:36:41 am
...

So my tongue c-

What the hell?
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: borno on May 30, 2012, 01:45:35 am
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Your left hand grows flowers on it, but only for a few minutes. Your penis, if any, shrivels for an hour.
Nuuuu!
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: GalenEvil on May 30, 2012, 01:46:56 am
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Your tongue gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic and then you kiss the person closest to you on the lips for a week.
Who the hell is Mr.Fantastic?

edit: It also appears only my tongue can ever gain his fantastic powers, feel free to correct me.
Mr. Fantastic is from The Fantastic Four, an old Marvel Comic (or are they from the DC Universe?). He is married/courting The Invisible Woman and friends with The Thing and that guy whose catch-phrase is "FLAME ON!!!" Mr. Fantastic has the ability to stretch any body part at will, similarly to how the wifey from The Incredibles can.

And now an insta-edit since I see that Scelly somehow ninja'd me by about 20 minutes... damn I take too long to read and type shit :(
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on May 30, 2012, 01:47:55 am
Yeah, you got lucky Megaman. Whoever you're kissing will probably appreciate that. Me, I'm lying outside, genderless, in the sunshine, surrounded by children while lightning repeatedly strikes me. (Also, Guardian G.I. now has the best sig. :3)

New spell time! Taking first five results.
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It begins hailing for the rest of the day. There is a sudden eclipse permanently.
So... if it begins hailing for the rest of the day, and the sun is never seen again due to the eternal eclipse... does it hail forever, or not at all?
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There is a sudden eclipse repeatedly.
Derp?
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Your right ear turns gray and becomes stronger, then you are filled with overwhelming peace and joy.
So do I hear better or can I benchpress cars with my right ear alone? This is one confusing spell.
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An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land and then you turn into a snake.
Wait. Snakes don't have ears. I lose my strong ear. ;_;
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It begins to rain and then you grow a pair of white feathery wings.
So, recap. Rain and hail, flaming apocalypse, a permanent eclipse that happens repeatedly, and not only am I QUETZCOATL, apparently I'm damn happy about it. :D This is a much better result that the previous spell.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: RedWarrior0 on May 30, 2012, 01:49:55 am
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 You have an incredible orgasm repeatedly.
-*writes down spell for later use*
 Your entire body becomes fireproof. Your right arm is cured of any maladies permanently.
-As long as fireproofing isn't a malady...
 You go numb all over, then you become inexplicably aroused, and finally you become slowfooted.
-There are no words.
 You become physically stronger, then you turn into a small bird, and finally you become more intelligent.
-I hope I keep the strength boost.
 You are filled with overwhelming peace and joy and then everyone in the room becomes a child for an hour.
-At least it's peace and joy, not inexplicable arousal.
 You become more intelligent, then you are filled with overwhelming peace and joy, and finally you turn into a falcon.
-Another smart bird spell
 Everyone can read your mind and then all nearby wood sprouts tree branches permanently.
-For enemies. I guess.
 You become a ghost and then you turn into a bear for a week.
-Bear Spirit!
 Your eyes scream for the rest of the day.
-Oh dear. What did I see?
 You are struck by lightning, then cotton plants grow from all nearby cotton, and finally you grow a pair of white feathery wings.
-Angelic lightning of cotton plants!
 The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly and then you become a plant elemental.
-Photosynthesis!
 Your right leg shrinks permanently. Your right foot gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic for a week.
-Makes surreptitiously kicking people easier, I suppose
 Your hair gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic permanently.
-Where's the dye so I can fit in an anime?
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Reudh on May 30, 2012, 01:53:21 am
Roll five and this is what happens to me!

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Your right ear falls off, but only for a few minutes.

So that has done pretty much nothing.

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Your left hand throbs in pain and then the walls around you bleed, but only for a few minutes.

Creepy but otherwise unaffecting...

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You turn into a tiger for the rest of the day.

Rawr?

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Your left leg becomes electric-proof for a week. Your right arm feels icy cold repeatedly.

Rawr...

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A veritable monsooon-like downpour begins twice. You get a free wish repeatedly.

My wish is to be returned to being human.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Tarran on May 30, 2012, 01:53:56 am
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You punch the first person you see, then you forget every language you know, and finally you grow a draconic, arrow-headed tail.
Or in other words, I became an uneducated demon.

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Your teeth turn golden and then you go deaf permanently.
Aw dammit, I became an old man.

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There is a light drizzle of rain and then you become a fire elemental, but only for a few minutes.
That is a very sucky spell, I swear.

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Everyone in the room becomes a teenager, then you become slowfooted, and finally you become inexplicably aroused.
Oh my.

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You become more intelligent, then you lose all elemental powers (and weaknesses), if any, and finally you turn into a lizardfolk.
Good thing I didn't have any elemental powersss. Only problem, I'm a lizzzard man now.

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A tornado strikes repeatedly. Gems and jewelry materialize near you twice.
God's giving out free gems. Assuming you can survive a tornado that is literally out to kill you.

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ALL OF YOUR EYES turn gray and then all items and clothing in the room disappear twice.
As if things disappearing wasn't enough, make them disappear while they don't exist why don't you.

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The temperature drops by 40 degrees F and then you turn into the opposite gender.
Huh, apparently my gender is related to the temperature. All the more reason to go to cold places. :P

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You turn into a fish and then your intelligence drops for the rest of the day.
My intelligence dropped? YOU DON'T SAY.

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ALL OF YOUR EYES turn lavender and then you become a teenager twice.
But... I'm already a teenager. ...I'm so confused.

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You grow a pair of white feathery wings and then you become a teenager twice.
Yay I'm an angel again and GOD DAMMIT I'M ALREADY A TEENAGER STOP MAKING ME ONE AGAIN.

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Gems and jewelry materialize near you, then you are struck by lightning, and finally you feel frightened.
I feel frightened after being struck by lightning? YOU DON'T SAY.

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Your head has an orgasm for the rest of the day.
...

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All of your limbs begin attacking you.
But... what will they attack if I have no control?

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A thick fog rolls in and then you grow a pair of black dragon wings twice.
Hell yes, two sets of dragon wings.

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You turn into a mermaid and then all items and clothing in the room disappear repeatedly.
Well, not like I needed them anymore anyway.

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Your right arm falls off permanently. Your ass enlarges repeatedly.
I don't think I need to say anything.

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You grow a draconic, arrow-headed tail, then you grow a pair of black dragon wings, and finally you become a teenager.
Aw yes.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on May 30, 2012, 01:57:56 am
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Your vision improves, then everyone can read your mind, and finally you turn into the opposite gender.
Well, other than the mindreading, I don't see a downside here.
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The walls bleed around you, then you grow a pair of black dragon wings, and finally your hearing improves.
Huh. I like this effect. Kickass benefits and if I cast it in someone I don't like's house, they have to clean blood off of the walls. Total win here.
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Your ass shrinks for an hour. Your hair becomes stronger for a week.
I... guess that's good?
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There is a sudden eclipse and then you become inexplicably aroused.
This eclipse feels so good gurl.
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Your entire body is cured of any maladies. Your penis, if any, bursts into flames permanently.
...So happy this spell turned me female earlier, that could have been nasty. >.>

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Your ass turns bright orange and bleeds, then gems and jewelry materialize near you.
This spell is off to a fan-fuggin-tastic start.
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Your penis, if any, feels icy cold and then you become drunk for an hour.
At this point, trust me, I'll be getting drunk on my own. But thanks anyway.
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Your teeth bleed.
My teeth or my gums? Because teeth themselves bleeding is freaky. >.>
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A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes for an hour. It is hot and dry outside.
Oh, man, I love them hot and dry blizzards.
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You laugh maniacally.
You know what? Sure, why not. I'm drunk off my bright orange bleeding ass, my teeth are bleeding, I can't feel my genitals, there's a hot and dry blizzard roaring in the streets... might as well laugh it up. At least I'm rich. :P
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Sus on May 30, 2012, 02:02:10 am
Mr. Fantastic is from The Fantastic Four, an old Marvel Comic (or are they from the DC Universe?). He is married/courting The Invisible Woman and friends with The Thing and that guy whose catch-phrase is "FLAME ON!!!" Mr. Fantastic has the ability to stretch any body part at will, similarly to how the wifey from The Incredibles can.
He's also a genius, yet completely useless (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReedRichardsIsUseless) somehow.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Sirus on May 30, 2012, 02:05:01 am
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It begins hailing and then you go blind for an hour.
So far, not so good :(
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Your tongue becomes weaker and then you turn into a unicorn, but only for a few minutes.
Pointless. I couldn't even see myself as a unicorn, as I'd be blind.
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The moon is full in the sky for an hour. You grow a draconic, arrow-headed tail, but only for a few minutes.
Another useless, temporary spell. At least the moon coming out would be cool if it were the middle of the day.
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Your tail, if any, falls off for an hour.
Good-bye, draconic tail I only had for a few minutes anyway <_<
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There is a sudden eclipse and then you become an air elemental for the rest of the day.
...Huzzah? These wishes were terrible.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: jaxy15 on May 30, 2012, 01:31:29 pm
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You become undead and then you are struck by lightning permanently.
IT'S ALIVE
IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIVE

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An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land for a week. It is hot and dry outside permanently.
No, really?

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Your right hand begins attacking you.
STOP HITTING YOURSELF, STOP HITTING YOURSELF!

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You have an incredible orgasm and then you grow a pair of white feathery wings.
Looks like I died happy.

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You become hungry and then you are filled with arcane energies permanently.
Alright, I'll conjure myself some bacon.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: dreadmullet on May 30, 2012, 02:08:54 pm
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There is a sudden eclipse permanently.
The sun vanished?

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You become more fleetfooted and then you punch the first person you see repeatedly.
In other words, I become The Scout.

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Your hair falls off for the rest of the day.
Yay, free haircuts.

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You become a ghost permanently.
D:

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A strong wind picks up and then you burst into flames.
The wind was so strong the friction set me on fire.

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Your teeth turn golden and then your intelligence drops repeatedly.
[Insert rapper joke here.]

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Your head falls off and then you kiss the person closest to you on the lips.
What
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Sirus on May 30, 2012, 02:19:12 pm
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Local gravity reverses for a week. A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere.
All the more reason to stay indoors!
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The moon is full in the sky and then you feel frigid to the bone.
Ok, a little weird.
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Your nose turns lavender and is cured of any maladies, then you turn into a wolf.
D:
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ALL OF YOUR EYES turn navy blue and then spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body permanently.
DDDDDD8
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Your left ear feels icy cold twice. Your navel screams repeatedly.
WHY DO I GET SUCH HORRIBLE SPELLS?
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: zomara0292 on May 30, 2012, 02:36:20 pm
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You feel frightened, then you have an incredible orgasm, and finally you grow a draconic, arrow-headed tail.

Must find whatever scared me that bad. . . . . . I am not a perv.

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There is a faint breeze and then you forget every language you know, but only for a few minutes.

 . . . .  got nothing funny for this.
 
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A torrential rain falls for the rest of the day. You become an air elemental twice.

So torrential storms turn me into wind. . . . awesome.

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Snow begins to fall and then you become a centaur.

Human in the summer, Centaur in the winter.

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A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes for the rest of the day.

And I am staying inside now. Too bloody cold.

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Your penis, if any, enlarges and then you become an air elemental permanently.

Did I have to get an erection to turn into a wind monster?

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A torrential rain falls and then you kiss the person closest to you on the lips.

As an air elemental, right?
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Cecilff2 on May 30, 2012, 02:50:04 pm
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All of your limbs become stronger for a week.

YES!  CECIL SMASH!

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You become a fire elemental for the rest of the day.

Oh man this is just freakin awesome.  Could it get any better th-

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Your teeth explode for a week.

OH GOD WHY

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Your hair becomes fireproof and then you become physically stronger for the rest of the day.

What's with all this becoming stronger and fire related things.

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Your right arm feels icy cold. Everybody in the room but you has an orgasm, but only for a few minutes.

...well this is awkward...

And it's making me angry because my teeth keep exploding.  CECIL SMASH EVERYTHING WITH FIRE POWERS.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: GlyphGryph on May 30, 2012, 02:56:39 pm
Your teeth exploding is simply another one of your super powers. You are a FIRE ELEMENTAL with an EXPLODING BITE ATTACK and IMMENSE STRENGTH that can make everyone looking at your orgasm.

What's not to like?
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: UristMcDwarf on May 30, 2012, 03:29:33 pm
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Local gravity reverses. There is an earthquake permanently.
Glad I'm not on the ground!
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Cecilff2 on May 30, 2012, 04:54:01 pm
Your teeth exploding is simply another one of your super powers. You are a FIRE ELEMENTAL with an EXPLODING BITE ATTACK and IMMENSE STRENGTH that can make everyone looking at your orgasm.

What's not to like?

Good point.  It never said the exploding would be painful(To me anyways)!

I almost want to draw a picture of this.  If only I could draw even half decently.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Tarran on May 30, 2012, 05:27:26 pm
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Local gravity reverses. There is an earthquake permanently.
Glad I'm not on the ground!
Only problem: You're floating in space now.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: kisame12794 on May 30, 2012, 06:35:59 pm
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Local gravity reverses. There is an earthquake permanently.
Glad I'm not on the ground!
Only problem: You're floating in space now.

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCEEEEEE.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: kaenneth on May 30, 2012, 06:51:06 pm
 Your wings, if any, both become canine twice.
 A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes for a week. It is chilly and frosty outside, but only for a few minutes.
 Your head explodes for the rest of the day.
 You experience your worst fear. It is hot and dry outside.
 Your tongue has an orgasm for a week. Your penis, if any, bleeds permanently.  :-[
 You have an incredible orgasm permanently. (Winner!)
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: EveryZig on May 30, 2012, 07:52:18 pm
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Your left ear becomes stronger and then you kiss the person closest to you on the lips permanently.
It would get old after a while.

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Your hair grows an identical one right next to it twice.
Bad hair day ^3

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Your head begins attacking you.
That's no way to get ahead in life!

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Your wings, if any, both become canine permanently.
So now you have dogs growing out of your back.

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You become a ghost and then you become drunk repeatedly.
And your name becomes Urist.

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Your entire body falls off for the rest of the day.
The wizard meant it when he said "I am going to chop your everything off!"

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Your penis, if any, begins attacking you for an hour. Your entire body has an orgasm, but only for a few minutes.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 31, 2012, 04:36:09 am
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Your experience the worst memory of the nearest person, then you die instantly, and finally you have an incredible orgasm.

That would be awkward, especially in that order.

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Your hearing improves permanently.

This one could be useful.

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Your mouth begins attacking you, but only for a few minutes. Your right hand falls off twice.

I chew my right hand of twice!?

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Your teeth throb in pain

Not all that surprising, considering I ate my right hand TWICE.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Antioch on May 31, 2012, 05:45:24 am

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Your entire body begins attacking you.
that sounds inconvenient....
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Your left leg explodes repeatedly.
its just a flesh wound!

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You grow a pair of dragon black wings, then cotton plants grow from all nearby cotton, and finally all items and clothing in the room disappear.
improbability drive?

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You have an incredible orgasm and then you glimpse into the future.

what the....
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Tarran on May 31, 2012, 06:05:22 am
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You have an incredible orgasm and then you glimpse into the future.

what the....
Oraclegasm.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Neonivek on May 31, 2012, 06:13:16 am
I saw this earlier and I thought about nerding things up

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There is an earthquake permanently

Actually there is an earthquake going on all the time. It is just that they are too small to notice. A magnitude 0 earthquake is in fact the most common earthquake and doesn't represent zero earth movement as each magnitude represents 10x incriments of a standard earthquake (Log).

Thus that in fact does nothing.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Haspen on May 31, 2012, 06:05:16 pm
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You punch the first person you see, but only for a few minutes.

Yeah, more minutes is bad :P

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Your mouth grows an identical one right next to it repeatedly.

OHGOD.

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You turn into a small bird, then you turn into a snake, and finally you become a plant elemental.

Yay, shapeshifter powers :3

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Your penis, if any, begins attacking you for an hour. Your tail, if any, becomes weaker permanently.

WHY

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Your penis, if any, feels icy cold and then you become inexplicably aroused.

Um, um... But I don't have ice fetish.

Honest.

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You turn into a griffin, then a ghostly figure walks slowly by, and finally everyone in the room becomes a teenager.

@_@

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You're suddenly drenched with water, then you turn into a catperson, and finally you become a centaur.

Moar shapeshifting, I'm okay with this.

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Your penis, if any, turns gray and enlarges, then you turn into a mermaid.

...

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Your penis, if any, has an orgasm twice.

Well I can't be mad about that~

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You turn into a wolf anthro for the rest of the day.

>:3

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Your breasts, if any, grow flowers all over them for an hour.

ARGH.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Teneb on May 31, 2012, 06:20:05 pm
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Your hearing improves. It is hot and dry outside.
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You turn into a mouse for the rest of the day.
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You turn into a tiger. Plants grow rapidly near you.

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Plants grow rapidly near you twice. You become undead permanently.
And then Deathsword was a zombie.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Ricky on May 31, 2012, 06:23:00 pm
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You forget every language you know, then you turn into a unicorn, and finally you become drunk.

I'm pretty sure i was drunk throughout the whole endeavor.

E:

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Your hair explodes.

goddamnit.  >:(

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Spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body permanently.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Theoboldi on May 31, 2012, 07:39:19 pm
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You relive your worst memory for a week.
Well that's a great start.
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Your ass grows flowers on it for the rest of the day.
At least this means good news for everyone who is trying to sniff my butt.
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Plants grow rapidly near you. Your vision improves for an hour.
What's with all the plant stuff? Did I suddenly become poison ivy?
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You are stricken with amnesia, then you get a free wish, and finally you have a flashback into the nearest person's past.
....Meh, free wish.
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Your tongue turns blue and gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic, then you go blind.
I'm pretty sure that I am now someone's fetish.
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ALL OF YOUR EYES turn straw yellow and then you're suddenly drenched with water, but only for a few minutes.
What's with the weird emphasis? Is it like that meme?
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You become a plant elemental permanently.
I KNEW IT!
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  Your right hand throbs in pain and then everyone in the room becomes a teenager for a week.
I feel as if there was a very dirty metaphor hidden in this.
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  There is a sudden eclipse and then you have an incredible orgasm.
I just got this twice in a row. What are the chances?
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Lord Dullard on May 31, 2012, 07:44:26 pm
You have an incredible orgasm permanently. (Winner!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY&ob=av3n (It had to be done)

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Your entire body turns dark crimson and shrivels, then a ghostly figure walks slowly by.

I'm like... Voldemort from Silent Hill.

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Your left foot grows flowers on it and then you are struck by lightning, but only for a few minutes.

'Only for a few minutes'?

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Your breasts, if any, turn invisible and then you turn into a mermaid twice.

Well, that totally cancels out the only reason I can think I'd *want* to be a mermaid momentarily.

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The walls bleed around you and then you burst into flames, but only for a few minutes.

...O_O

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Your ass is cured of any maladies for the rest of the day. Your right arm bursts into flames for an hour.

Wow, my ass feels great all of a suddOHMYGODWHAT

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Everyone in the room becomes a child, then you feel frightened, and finally you feel frigid to the bone

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: darkrider2 on May 31, 2012, 09:57:07 pm
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Your breasts, if any, turn invisible and then you turn into a mermaid twice.
Well, that totally cancels out the only reason I can think I'd *want* to be a mermaid momentarily.

Hold on just a second. Only the breasts become invisible?!? Wouldn't that leave some kind of visible zones where the breasts connect to the chest, oh god that would be the most horrific mermaid ever. I CAN SEE ITS INSIDES OH GOD KILL IT. Okay I hit it but somethings blocking its weak points. A forcefield maybe?
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 31, 2012, 09:58:28 pm
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Your penis, if any, turns lavender and gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic, then you kiss the person closest to you on the lips.

But what if nobody is close to me?
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: inteuniso on May 31, 2012, 10:21:00 pm
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Your entire body bursts into flames for a week.
 Your right ear begins attacking you for an hour.
 Your right foot bursts into flames for the rest of the day. Your ass has an orgasm.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Eagleon on June 01, 2012, 01:19:00 am
The generator is entirely stored within the HTML of the page, so it's really easy to edit if you're bored.
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Your ass becomes incredibly sharp twice. Your tail, if any, feels icy cold for the rest of the day.
 Your left foot turns brick red and grows thorny protrusions, then you get the giggles.
 Your mouth turns brick red and resists magic, then you become inexplicably aroused.
 Your right hand gains a protective chitin layer, but only for a few minutes.
 Your penis, if any, swaps with the nearest of the same, but only for a few minutes.
Yeah...
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Tarran on June 01, 2012, 03:35:44 am
Ooh, that's interesting. Thanks for telling us. I wonder what kind of wacky things people will think of now.



Edit: I made my own version if anyone's interested. It allows various fun stuff. I would explain more, but the 40K character limit is being hit.

Here's some examples of my custom stuff. Bolded my own stuff.
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All of your limbs turn brown and then you become an elf thrice.
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Local gravity doubles twice. You turn into a small bird for an hour.
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It begins raining syrup. There is a light drizzle of rain for the rest of the day.
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Your left pinky finger looses all bones, if any for an hour.
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A The Day After Tomorrow-style hailstorm begins for the rest of the day.
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Your right middle finger bursts into flames and then you become a green slime for a week.

To get this to work, copy the code below into a text file, then change the extension (.txt) of the file name into .htm or whatever HTML file extension you use. Open with a web browser and tada.
Code: [Select]
<html>

<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type"
content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1">
<meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage Express 2.0">
<title>Random Magical Effect Generator:</title>
</head>

<body>
<script language="JAVASCRIPT">
<!--
var aItemWords = new Array()
var aItemCodes = new Array()
var aCheckArray = new Array()
var aCheckText = new Array()
var aDescSeed = new Array()
var aVocab = new Array();


var iCounter=0

//Example data.
//Data has binary flags (1,2,4,8,16, etc.)
// In this example we have
// 1 - You, blah blah blah
// 2 - Colors
// 4 - Plural body parts
// 8 - Weather
// 16 - .
// 32 - Single body parts
// 64 - Single body effects
// 128 - AND you blah blah blah
// 256 - Plural body effects

aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a housecat"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a dog"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a snake"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a small bird"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a falcon"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a horse"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a centaur"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a unicorn"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a tiger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a wolf"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a mouse"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a lizard"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a fish"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a griffin"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a mermaid"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a bear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a catperson"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a dogperson"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a wolf anthro"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a lizardfolk"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a bird anthro"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a centaur"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a mouse anthro"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a dragon"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become an elf"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a dwarf"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a goblin"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a kobold"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a naga"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become an angel"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a high angel"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a demon"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a pit fiend"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a succubus"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a incubus"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a deer"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a lion"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a drake"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a tree"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a shrub"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a rock"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a pebble"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a statue"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a statue of yourself"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a green slime"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a fire elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a water/ice elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become an electric elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become an air elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become an earth elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You lose all elemental powers (and weaknesses), if any"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You die instantly"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You die a painful death over 5 minutes"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You die boring death over 1 hour"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You die in the most boring way possible over 1 day"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You lose your flesh and become undead"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a zombie undead"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are stricken with amnesia"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become physically stronger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become physically weaker"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into the opposite gender"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become non-gendered"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become more fleetfooted"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become slowerfooted"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your feet turn into stone"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are filled with arcane energies"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel like the energies of the gods are flowing into your body"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel your energy drained away"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become more intelligent"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your intelligence drops"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You go numb all over"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are wracked with pain from head to toe"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You burst into flames"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are struck by lightning"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel frigid to the bone"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel like you're boiling"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You're suddenly drenched with water"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You punch the first person you see"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You kick the first person you see"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become hungry"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become full"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel sick"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel deadly sick"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are compelled to obey the first order given to you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You lose all free will and must obey all orders given to you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You sense the thoughts and emotions of everyone nearby"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You forget every language you know"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You suddenly know a language you never knew"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You remember everything you have forgotten"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You have a flashback into the nearest person's past"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You glimpse into the future"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You relive your worst memory"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You relive your best memory"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You experience your worst fear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You experience your greatest joy"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are filled with overwhelming peace and joy"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You go blind"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You go deaf"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your vision improves"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your hearing improves"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel frightened"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel brave"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="A pile of gold appears in front of you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Gems and jewelry materialize near you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Magical books appear around you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Well made weapons and armor appear in fron of you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="All nearby wood sprouts tree branches"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="A nearby tree comes to life"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Cotton plants grow from all nearby cotton"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="The walls bleed around you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="The walls groan and crack around you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="A ghostly figure walks slowly by"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="A ghost appears out of nowhere for a few seconds and scares you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="A king's feast appears in front of you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="A piece of rotten cheese appears in front of you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="All items and clothing in the room disappear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a pair of white feathery wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a pair of large bat wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a pair of tiny useless faerie wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a draconic, arrow-headed tail"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a demon's tail"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a fluffy tail the color of your hair"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a pair of dragon wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your arms morph into bird wings"
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aItemWords[iCounter]="you get the giggles"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a plant elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become younger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="everyone in the room becomes younger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you age"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="everyone in the room ages"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a ghost"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you kiss the person closest to you on the lips"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you fall in love with the first person of the opposite gender that you see"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you are enraged at the first person you see"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a xenomorph"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1

aItemWords[iCounter]="enlarge"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="shrink"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="begin glowing"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="burst into flames"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="feel icy cold"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="throb in pain"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="become stronger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="become weak"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="fall out"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="grow another pair right next to them"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="begin attacking you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="explode"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="scream"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="bleed"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="are healed of all wounds"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="grow flowers all over them"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="grow fur"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="bleed"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="become feline"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="become canine"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="wrinkle"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256

iCounter=0


//These are ways data can be formated.
//The first array is what value the tagged items must contain
//The second array contains the text that follows (first), is after each word (the latter) and finishes the construct (final one)
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(1,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(1,128,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," and then ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(8,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(8,128,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," and then ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(32,64,128,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," "," and then ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(4,2,128,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," turn "," and then ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(4,256,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(32,2,64,128)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," turns "," and ",", then ",".")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(32,64,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(32,64,16,32,64,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," ",""," "," ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(8,16,1,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" ",""," ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(1,128,128)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" ",", then ",", and finally ",".")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(8,16,8,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" ",""," ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(8,128)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," and then ",".")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(1,8)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" ",". ",".")


//Regular functions


function DoExponent(intBase, intExp)
{
   var intCount = 1;
   var intReturn = intBase;

   if(intExp < 1)
{
intReturn = 1;
}


   while(intCount < intExp) {

intReturn = intReturn * intBase;

intCount = intCount + 1;

      }

return intReturn;   
}


function GenNumber(nRange)
{
var iNumGen;
iNumGen = Math.round((Math.random() * (nRange+1)))-1;

if (iNumGen < 0)
{
iNumGen = GenNumber(nRange);
}

if (iNumGen>nRange)
{
iNumGen = GenNumber(nRange);
}

    return iNumGen;
}


function GetNumber(aCurrArray, intCheckNumber)
{
var intReturn, intLooper
var bEnd=false

while (bEnd==false)
{
intReturn=GenNumber(aItemCodes.length-1)

if ((aItemCodes[intReturn]  &  intCheckNumber)==intCheckNumber)
{
bEnd=true;
}

for (intLooper=0;intLooper<aCurrArray.length;intLooper++)
{
if (aCurrArray[intLooper]==intReturn)
{
bEnd=false;
}
}
}

return intReturn;
}



function GenTitle()
{
var aUseNumber=new Array();
var intArrayUse
var strReturn=""
var strPass
var intNumber=-1
var intLooper
var bEnd = false

intArrayUse=GenNumber(aCheckArray.length-1);

for (intLooper=0;intLooper<aCheckArray[intArrayUse].length;intLooper++)
{
aUseNumber[intLooper]=-1;
}

for (intLooper=0;intLooper<aCheckArray[intArrayUse].length;intLooper++)
{
                        intNumber=GetNumber(aUseNumber,aCheckArray[intArrayUse][intLooper]);
                        aUseNumber[intLooper]=intNumber;
}

strReturn = aCheckText[intArrayUse][0];

for (intLooper=0;intLooper<aUseNumber.length;intLooper++)
{
if (aUseNumber[intLooper]>-1)
{
strReturn=strReturn + aItemWords[aUseNumber[intLooper]];
strReturn=strReturn + aCheckText[intArrayUse][intLooper+1];
}
}

document.GENFORM.TITEM.value = strReturn;           
}


//-->
</script><div align="center"><center>

<table border="2" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="10"
bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
    <tr>
        <td align="center"><form name="GENFORM">

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<TBODY>                <tr>
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</textarea> </td>
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                            type="button" name="BGENERATE"
                            value="GENERATE" onclick="GenTitle()">
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</table>
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Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Dutchling on June 01, 2012, 06:18:20 am
Quote
Your breasts, if any, scream for a week.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Armok on June 01, 2012, 10:22:26 am
It is obvious what we must do. We must all cooperate to come up with strings and improvements and the more technically skilled must implement these.

for the same field as things duplicating or changing colour or growing flowers or burning:
"freezes solid"
"melts"
"twitches and trembles"
"has an epileptic seizure"
"is afflicted by necrotic rot"
"become self aware"
"swells to fill the room"
"cease existing instantly, with a PANG as surrounding air fills the vacuum left behind"
"grows hundreds of tiny eyes"
"emits and unbearable stench"

someone please test how these work out.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: RedKing on June 01, 2012, 10:42:22 am
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Plants wither around you. You are filled with overwhelming peace and joy for a week.
Presumably from not having to mow the lawn.

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Your hair turns lavender and screams, then you experience your worst fear.
Well shit...now my worst fear IS my hair turning lavender and screaming.

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You turn into a tiger and then you grow a pair of black dragon wings repeatedly.
AWESOME! Fear me, I am Tiger Dragon! I...shit...okay, eight pairs of wings is enough, thank you! Help!

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Everyone in the room becomes a teenager and then you turn into a bear for the rest of the day.
A soon-to-be well-fed bear.

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Your navel begins attacking you twice.
wat
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: GlyphGryph on June 01, 2012, 11:13:42 am
Okay, let's do this.

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You are filled with overwhelming peace and joy permanently.
... Okay, I think I'm done.

...

One more.
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You turn into a griffin twice.
Fuck yes. Now I am DEFINITELY done.

I am the happiest Gryphon alive.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Truean on June 01, 2012, 11:58:57 am
Quote
Everybody in the room but you feels icy cold and then your vision improves permanently.
You glimpse into the future.
A thick fog rolls in for an hour. A torrential rain falls for a week.
You turn into the opposite gender permanently.
Your wings, if any, both turn beige and then you lose all elemental powers (and weaknesses), if any for the rest of the day.
Plants wither around you twice. A thick fog rolls in permanently.

Better vision, can see into the future, and there's some thick fog around. Don't care.

Quote
You turn into the opposite gender permanently.

.... Hell yes. Understatement. That's basically my biggest problem solved right there. :)
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Eagleon on June 01, 2012, 12:03:09 pm
It is obvious what we must do. We must all cooperate to come up with strings and improvements and the more technically skilled must implement these.
When I say really easy, I mean it's a matter of copy/pasting two lines in the appropriate section.
All you need to know to mod is to keep one of the coding entries -after- the sentency ones. So like
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a child"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
You can copy-paste that immediately after the number and change the new entry to
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a giraffe"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
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Everybody in the room but you turns straw yellow and cease existing instantly, with a PANG as surrounding air fills the vacuum left behind, then you kiss the person closest to you on the lips.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: miauw62 on June 01, 2012, 12:09:28 pm
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a child"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
You can copy-paste that immediately after the number and change the new entry to
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a elephant"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128

FTFY
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Tarran on June 01, 2012, 02:25:50 pm
5 random spells taken from my own modified generator.

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Your left hand turns golden and begins attacking you, then everyone in the room becomes younger.
Oh great, like I wanted to be a child again.

Also, why left hand? Why you mad?

Quote
It is chilly and frosty outside thrice. There is a light drizzle of rain permanently.
Does it really need to be chilly and frosty three times?

Also, light drizzle of rain isn't really a rare thing where I live, so no problem.

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Your wings, if any, both become weak for the rest of the day.
Good thing I don't have any wings.

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It begins raining syrup and then a nearby tree comes to life.
That's the tree going "YOU PLAYING WITH THE BLOOD OF MY BROS? YOU SIGNED UP FOR A TRAIN OF WHOOP-ASS."

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You burst into flames thrice.
Oh come on, did I really need to be set on fire three times?
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Armok on June 01, 2012, 04:59:20 pm
Oh, that's rather easy.

lesse...

And here's my extensive mod:
Code: [Select]
<html>

<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type"
content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1">
<meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage Express 2.0">
<title>Random Magical Effect Generator:</title>
</head>

<body>
<script language="JAVASCRIPT">
<!--
var aItemWords = new Array()
var aItemCodes = new Array()
var aCheckArray = new Array()
var aCheckText = new Array()
var aDescSeed = new Array()
var aVocab = new Array();


var iCounter=0

//Example data.
//Data has binary flags (1,2,4,8,16, etc.)
// In this example we have
// 1 - You, blah blah blah
// 2 - Colors
// 4 - Plural body parts
// 8 - Weather
// 16 - .
// 32 - Single body parts
// 64 - Single body effects
// 128 - AND you blah blah blah
// 256 - Plural body effects

aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a housecat"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a dog"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a snake"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a small bird"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a falcon"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a horse"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a centaur"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a unicorn"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a tiger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a wolf"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a mouse"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a lizard"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a fish"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a griffin"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a mermaid"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a bear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a catperson"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a dogperson"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a wolf anthro"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a lizardfolk"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into a bird anthro"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a centaur"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a mouse anthro"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a fire elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a water/ice elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become an electric elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become an air elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become an earth (not plant) elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You lose all elemental powers (and weaknesses), if any"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You die instantly"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become undead"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are stricken with amnesia"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become physically stronger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become physically weaker"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You turn into the opposite gender"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become more fleetfooted"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become slowerfooted"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are filled with arcane energies"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel your energy drained away"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become more intelligent"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your intelligence drops"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You go numb all over"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are wracked with pain from head to toe"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You burst into flames"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are struck by lightning"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel frigid to the bone"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You're suddenly drenched with water"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You punch the first person you see"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become hungry"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are compelled to obey the first order given to you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You sense the thoughts and emotions of everyone nearby"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You forget every language you know"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You remember everything you have forgotten"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You have a flashback into the nearest person's past"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You glimpse into the future"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You relive your worst memory"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You experience your worst fear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You are filled with overwhelming peace and joy"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You go blind"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You go deaf"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your vision improves"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your hearing improves"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You feel frightened"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="A pile of gold appears in front of you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Gems and jewelry materialize near you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="All nearby wood sprouts tree branches"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Cotton plants grow from all nearby cotton"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="The walls bleed around you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="A ghostly figure walks slowly by"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="A king's feast appears in front of you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="All items and clothing in the room disappear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a pair of white feathery wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a pair of tiny useless faerie wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a draconic, arrow-headed tail"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a fluffy tail the color of your hair"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You grow a pair of dragon black wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become inexplicably aroused"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You have an incredible orgasm"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Everyone can read your mind"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your experience the worst memory of the nearest person"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You get a free wish"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You laugh maniacally"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become drunk"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You get the giggles"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a plant elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a child"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Everyone in the room becomes a child"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a teenager"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="Everyone in the room becomes a teenager"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You become a ghost"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1
aItemWords[iCounter]="You kiss the person closest to you on the lips"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=1

aItemWords[iCounter]="brick red"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="bright orange"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="straw yellow"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="forest green"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="dark crimson"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="pale blue"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="navy blue"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="golden"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="silver"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="white"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="black"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="gray"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="dark purple"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="pink"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="brown"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="pale green"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="beige"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="invisible"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="lemon yellow"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="blue"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="red"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2
aItemWords[iCounter]="lavender"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2

aItemWords[iCounter]="invisible"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=2

aItemWords[iCounter]="Your eyes"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your wings, if any, both"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your breasts, if any,"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="All of your limbs"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="ALL OF YOUR EYES"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your teeth"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4

aItemWords[iCounter]="Your thumbs"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="all your fingers"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your lungs"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your eyebrows"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your friends"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your birthmarks, if any"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your posessions"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your entrails"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=4


aItemWords[iCounter]="It begins to rain"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A strong wind picks up"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="Snow begins to fall"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="The sky is clear and cloudless"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="The sky is gray and overcast"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="There is a light drizzle of rain"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="There is a faint breeze"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A thunderstorm begins out of nowhere"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A torrential rain falls"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A veritable monsoon-like downpour begins"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="There is a sudden eclipse"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="The moon is full in the sky"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="The temperature drops by 40 degrees F"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="The temperature spikes by 40 degrees F"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="It is hot and dry outside"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="It is warm and misty outside"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="It is chilly and frosty outside"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A thick fog rolls in"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="There is an earthquake"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="Plants wither around you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="Plants grow rapidly near you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="It begins hailing"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="A tornado strikes"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8
aItemWords[iCounter]="Local gravity reverses"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=8

aItemWords[iCounter]="."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" twice."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" for the rest of the day."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=", but only for a few minutes."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" permanently."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" for an hour."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" for a week."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" repeatedly."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16

aItemWords[iCounter]=" one thousand, three hundred and thirty seven times."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" for a thousand years."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" four times."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" intermintently."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" untill you start to like it."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16
aItemWords[iCounter]=" and it keeps happening."
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=16

aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left arm"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right arm"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left hand"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left foot"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right hand"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right foot"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left leg"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right leg"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your tail, if any,"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your nose"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your hair"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your tongue"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your mouth"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your left ear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your right ear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your penis, if any,"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your ass"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your entire body"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your head"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Your navel"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="Everybody in the room but you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32

aItemWords[iCounter]="your family"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="your spleen"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="your face"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="your belly"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="your spine"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="everyone within a 2-mile radius"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="your clothes, if any"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32
aItemWords[iCounter]="the next smallet toe on your left foot"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=32


aItemWords[iCounter]="enlarges"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="shrinks"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="begins glowing"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="bursts into flames"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="feels icy cold"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="throbs in pain"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="becomes stronger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="becomes weaker"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="falls off"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="grows an identical one right next to it"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="begins attacking you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="explodes"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="screams"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="has an orgasm"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="bleeds"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="is cured of any maladies"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="grows flowers on it"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="grows fur"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="shrivels"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="becomes fireproof"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="becomes electric-proof"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64

aItemWords[iCounter]="freezes solid"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="melts"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="twitches and trembles"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="has an epileptic seizure"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="is afflicted by necrotic rot"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="becomes self aware"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="swells to fill the room"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="cease to exist instantaneusly (with a PANG as surrounding air fills the vacuum left behind)"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="grows hundreds of tiny eyes"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64
aItemWords[iCounter]="emits and unbearable stench"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=64

aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a housecat"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a dog"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a snake"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a small bird"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a falcon"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a horse"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a unicorn"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a tiger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a wolf"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a mouse"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a lizard"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a fish"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a griffin"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a mermaid"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a bear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you are stricken with amnesia"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become physically stronger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become physically weaker"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into the opposite gender"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become more fleetfooted"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become slowfooted"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you are filled with arcane energies"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you feel your energy drained away"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become more intelligent"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="your intelligence drops"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you go numb all over"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you are wracked with pain from head to toe"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you burst into flames"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you are struck by lightning"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you feel frigid to the bone"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you're suddenly drenched with water"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you punch the first person you see"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become hungry"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you are compelled to obey the first order given to you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you sense the thoughts and emotions of everyone nearby"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you forget every language you know"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you remember everything you have forgotten"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you have a flashback into the nearest person's past"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you glimpse into the future"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you relive your worst memory"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you experience your worst fear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you are filled with overwhelming peace and joy"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you go blind"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you go deaf"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="your vision improves"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="your hearing improves"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you feel frightened"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="a pile of gold appears in front of you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="gems and jewelry materialize near you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="all nearby wood sprouts tree branches"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="cotton plants grow from all nearby cotton"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="the walls bleed around you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="a ghostly figure walks slowly by"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="a king's feast appears in front of you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="all items and clothing in the room disappear"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a catperson"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a dogperson"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a wolf anthro"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a lizardfolk"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you turn into a bird anthro"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a centaur"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a mouse anthro"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a fire elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a water/ice elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become an electric elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become an air elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become an earth (not plant) elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you lose all elemental powers (and weaknesses), if any"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you die instantly"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become undead"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you grow a pair of white feathery wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you grow a pair of tiny useless faerie wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you grow a draconic, arrow-headed tail"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you grow a fluffy tail the color of your hair"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you grow a pair of black dragon wings"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become inexplicably aroused"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you have an incredible orgasm"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="everyone can read your mind"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you experience the worst memory of the nearest person"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you get a free wish"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you laugh maniacally"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become drunk"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you get the giggles"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a plant elemental"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a child"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="everyone in the room becomes a child"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a teenager"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="everyone in the room becomes a teenager"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you become a ghost"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128
aItemWords[iCounter]="you kiss the person closest to you on the lips"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=128

aItemWords[iCounter]="enlarge"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="shrink"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="begin glowing"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="burst into flames"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="feel icy cold"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="throb in pain"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="become stronger"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="become weak"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="fall out"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="grow another pair right next to them"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="begin attacking you"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="explode"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="scream"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="bleed"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="are healed of all wounds"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="grow flowers all over them"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="grow fur"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="bleed"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="become feline"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="become canine"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="wrinkle"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256

aItemWords[iCounter]="freeze solid"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="melt"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="twitch and tremble"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="have an epileptic seizure"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="are afflicted by necrotic rot"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="become self aware"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="swell to fill the room"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="cease to exist instantaneusly (with a PANG as surrounding air fills the vacuum left behind)"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="grow hundreds of tiny eyes"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256
aItemWords[iCounter]="emit and unbearable stench"
aItemCodes[iCounter++]=256

iCounter=0


//These are ways data can be formated.
//The first array is what value the tagged items must contain
//The second array contains the text that follows (first), is after each word (the latter) and finishes the construct (final one)
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(1,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(1,128,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," and then ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(8,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(8,128,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," and then ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(32,64,128,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," "," and then ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(4,2,128,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," turn "," and then ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(4,256,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(32,2,64,128)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," turns "," and ",", then ",".")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(32,64,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(32,64,16,32,64,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," ",""," "," ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(8,16,1,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" ",""," ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(1,128,128)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" ",", then ",", and finally ",".")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(8,16,8,16)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" ",""," ","","")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(8,128)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" "," and then ",".")
aCheckArray[iCounter] = new Array(1,8)
aCheckText[iCounter++] = new Array(" ",". ",".")


//Regular functions


function DoExponent(intBase, intExp)
{
   var intCount = 1;
   var intReturn = intBase;

   if(intExp < 1)
{
intReturn = 1;
}


   while(intCount < intExp) {

intReturn = intReturn * intBase;

intCount = intCount + 1;

      }

return intReturn;   
}


function GenNumber(nRange)
{
var iNumGen;
iNumGen = Math.round((Math.random() * (nRange+1)))-1;

if (iNumGen < 0)
{
iNumGen = GenNumber(nRange);
}

if (iNumGen>nRange)
{
iNumGen = GenNumber(nRange);
}

    return iNumGen;
}


function GetNumber(aCurrArray, intCheckNumber)
{
var intReturn, intLooper
var bEnd=false

while (bEnd==false)
{
intReturn=GenNumber(aItemCodes.length-1)

if ((aItemCodes[intReturn]  &  intCheckNumber)==intCheckNumber)
{
bEnd=true;
}

for (intLooper=0;intLooper<aCurrArray.length;intLooper++)
{
if (aCurrArray[intLooper]==intReturn)
{
bEnd=false;
}
}
}

return intReturn;
}



function GenTitle()
{
var aUseNumber=new Array();
var intArrayUse
var strReturn=""
var strPass
var intNumber=-1
var intLooper
var bEnd = false

intArrayUse=GenNumber(aCheckArray.length-1);

for (intLooper=0;intLooper<aCheckArray[intArrayUse].length;intLooper++)
{
aUseNumber[intLooper]=-1;
}

for (intLooper=0;intLooper<aCheckArray[intArrayUse].length;intLooper++)
{
                        intNumber=GetNumber(aUseNumber,aCheckArray[intArrayUse][intLooper]);
                        aUseNumber[intLooper]=intNumber;
}

strReturn = aCheckText[intArrayUse][0];

for (intLooper=0;intLooper<aUseNumber.length;intLooper++)
{
if (aUseNumber[intLooper]>-1)
{
strReturn=strReturn + aItemWords[aUseNumber[intLooper]];
strReturn=strReturn + aCheckText[intArrayUse][intLooper+1];
}
}

document.GENFORM.TITEM.value = strReturn;           
}


//-->
</script><div align="center"><center>

<table border="2" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="10"
bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
    <tr>
        <td align="center"><form name="GENFORM">

            <p><font size="4"><b>RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECT GENERATOR:</b></font>
            <br>
            </p>
            <table border="0" cellspacing="1">
<TBODY>                <tr>
                    <td colspan="2"><INPUT TYPE=TEXT name="TITEM"
                    size="120">
</textarea> </td>
                </tr>

                <tr>
                    <td colspan="2"><div align="center"><center><table
                    border="0" cellspacing="1" width="100%">
                        <tr>
                            <td width="100%"><p align="center"><input
                            type="button" name="BGENERATE"
                            value="GENERATE" onclick="GenTitle()">
                            </td>
                        </tr>
                    </table>
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examples...

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 Your nose explodes and it keeps happening. Your hair melts untill you start to like it.

 You glimpse into the future and then you turn into a unicorn for a thousand years.

Your right hand feels icy cold. your spleen emits and unbearable stench intermintently.

 Your friends turn pale blue and then you turn into a snake four times.

 Your left hand cease to exist instantaneusly (with a PANG as surrounding air fills the vacuum left behind) one thousan, three hundred and thirty seven times. Your right leg throbs in pain for a thousand years.

 A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes for a thousand years. Everyone in the room becomes a teenager untill you start to like it.

 You relive your worst memory and it keeps happening.

 Your breasts, if any, grow fur intermintently.

 Your mouth emits and unbearable stench, but only for a few minutes.

 your face turns white and melts, then you're suddenly drenched with water.

your clothes, if any begins glowing and then you turn into a small bird for the rest of the day.

 everyone within a 2-mile radius turns dark purple and emits and unbearable stench, then you become physically weaker.

 Your entrails throb in pain.

your clothes, if any has an epileptic seizure four times. Your navel grows an identical one right next to it one thousan, three hundred and thirty seven times. (this is the best one)

 Your posessions freeze solid intermintently.

 The sky is gray and overcast and then gems and jewelry materialize near you untill you start to like it.

 Your posessions become self aware untill you start to like it.

... this might be in need of a bit of grammar- and spellchecking.

Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: RedWarrior0 on June 02, 2012, 12:31:54 am
Did it not already?
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: jaxy15 on June 02, 2012, 02:41:34 am
Here are some stuff, both from the normal generator and my "mod".

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You go deaf until the fat lady sings.
How would I know when she sings?
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Your right leg gets adopted by Fluttershy permanently. Your left foot becomes one of us for an hour.
dot dot dot
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Your left ear turns dark crimson and becomes one of us, then you go deaf.
what why
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Your right hand becomes weaker permanently. Your penis, if any, bleeds for a week.
I.. I don't even know what to say..
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Your mother turns bright orange and throbs in pain, then spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body.
:(
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 02, 2012, 02:55:38 am
I think what we need to do is create the B12 magical effect generator by combining all the current mods, post a link in this thread (maybe Jacob/Lee could add it to the OP), and perhaps take suggestions for more effects to be added in. Of course someone who knows html (because I don't >.>) would have to volunteer for it, but I think it would be highly entertaining. :D
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Tarran on June 02, 2012, 05:23:40 am
I don't know HTML or Java (reading the HTML, it references Javascript), but at the current point in time I'm kinda game for maintaining a forum mod every once and a while if I feel like it, unless someone wants to take the magic generator further past what it is already by changing the actual scripting.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Eagleon on June 02, 2012, 07:06:17 am
http://jsbin.com/idifof/3/edit#html Has Armok's, Tarran's, my own, and Miauw's additions, spellchecked and grammar-nazi'd =P Feel free to un-nazi, some of it (like slowerfooted -> slow) is just personal preference. I also added a new sentence type to show how easy that is - find them below the fragments.

Tarran, I might have missed some of yours since you didn't put them in separately from the regular ones. It's a good idea to do this, if nothing else because it saves new contributors from adding things that already exist

To use: press render, enjoy.

Keep in mind, javascript is prone to opening you and others to nasty virus vulnerabilities in browsers. Don't try to get to revisions manually (like going to idifof/2/ or whatever, which was just a test) or you could introduce a complete stranger's exploits into your own revisions without realizing.

Edit: Herp derp, already found an error and a few typos. http://jsbin.com/idifof/4/edit#html

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Your right hand ceases to exist, with a PANG as surrounding air fills the vacuum left behind for a thousand years.
Your spine has an orgasm for a week. Your penis, if any, grows hundreds of tiny eyes for an hour.
Your eyebrows becomes self aware permanently.
ALL OF YOUR EYES twitch and tremble twice.
Snow begins to fall and then you become inexplicably completely sexually uninterested permanently.
Your birthmarks, if any turn dark crimson and then spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body until you start to like it.
You have an incredible orgasm, then you become a pebble, and finally you glimpse into the future.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: miauw62 on June 02, 2012, 09:42:43 am
Eh, you made a misser there, i did not make any additions xD
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Eagleon on June 02, 2012, 10:14:07 am
Eh, you made a misser there, i did not make any additions xD
I added your elephant, for the hell of ant.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: miauw62 on June 02, 2012, 10:17:14 am
yay :D
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Cerol Lenslens on June 02, 2012, 10:51:50 am
Added a bunch. Fixed a few typos, too.

I tried adding conditionals to the duration list, but I'm not sure if it looks right in the results. Feel free to remove the 'until [you perform an action/have an action performed on you]' results from my contribution if you don't like the way they read.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Eagleon on June 02, 2012, 11:05:25 am
Added a bunch. Fixed a few typos, too.

I tried adding conditionals to the duration list, but I'm not sure if it looks right in the results. Feel free to remove the 'until [you perform an action/have an action performed on you]' results from my contribution if you don't like the way they read.
You need to provide a link to the revision you made. JS Bin works by making a copy of the document with a new number for each save.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Cerol Lenslens on June 02, 2012, 11:24:07 am
Added a bunch. Fixed a few typos, too.

I tried adding conditionals to the duration list, but I'm not sure if it looks right in the results. Feel free to remove the 'until [you perform an action/have an action performed on you]' results from my contribution if you don't like the way they read.
You need to provide a link to the revision you made. JS Bin works by making a copy of the document with a new number for each save.

Okay - I did a bunch of saves, since I kept finding things I wanted to change, so it's at http://jsbin.com/idifof/12/edit#html (http://jsbin.com/idifof/12/edit#html)...

I keep seeing an 'undefined' error at the end of some of the outputs, but I haven't managed to track down the culprit.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Akura on June 02, 2012, 01:02:50 pm
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Your eyes become feline permanently.
Creepy, and colorblind. Great.

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You remember everything you have forgotten. An apocalyptic flaming hailstorn rends the land.
Goddamn, I didn't know memories were that powerful.

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You feel your energy drained away, then you grow a pair of black dragon wings, and finally you feel your energy drained away.
High-maintenence wings?

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Your wings, if any, both turn navy blue and then you become a water/ice elemental repeatedly.
Great, now my high-maintenence wings are blue.

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You turn into a centaur, then you turn into a wolf anthro, and finally you turn into a dogperson.
Best furry ever?

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You burst into flames, then you go deaf, and finally you burst into flames.
I assume my eardrums were burning the first time. But what was the second time?

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Your right leg bursts into flames repeatedly.
Oh.

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Your ass begins glowing repeatedly.
Hey, get away from my nuclear pile!
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Aseaheru on June 02, 2012, 01:06:20 pm
wow.
just wow.

cats can see color, just its more blue and green.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Tarran on June 02, 2012, 01:25:25 pm
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Has Armok's, Tarran's, my own, and Miauw's additions, spellchecked and grammar-nazi'd =P
Um, wow. That was out of nowhere.

Tarran, I might have missed some of yours since you didn't put them in separately from the regular ones. It's a good idea to do this, if nothing else because it saves new contributors from adding things that already exist
Yes, yes. I had never thought that it would be included in a larger mod. Give me a break.

Anyway, yes, you missed a huge amount of my stuff on the first section. After the turning into centaurs, I have a LOT of stuff added beneath there.

I'll add everything I only added. Anyone can remove anything I added if it is already covered by someone else: I'm not interested in checking too much. I'll also be completely overwriting my section in the 128s in case something was missed. If anybody had any corrections or anything that was not covered in the double slashes, feel free to redo them in both the 1s and 128s.

http://jsbin.com/idifof/14/edit -Ignore #13. It is an edit of #3. I'm new to this, give me a break.

But I have a few modifications to base texts. I want to know if anyone has any objections to these and why.
Spoiler: Modded text (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 02, 2012, 01:53:43 pm
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You die instantly.
  :-X No need to see the rest of the spell. On to the next!

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You are cursed to only speak in rhyme and then you feel frigid to the bone.
Being cold sucks ass/I'd like to give this spell a pass.
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You turn into a snake repeatedly.
I guess being a snake's not too bad/I can think of worse things than being scale-clad.
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There is a sudden eclipse and then you feel sick.
So now I'm a serpent that's sick/I'd better finish up this spell quick.
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A fissure in the earth opens and releases an army of demons, but only for a few minutes.
This effect I'd prefer to trade/A snake has no chance against a demon brigade.
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An apocalyptic flaming hailstorm rends the land and then you turn into a unicorn.
This is a day to mourn/The apocalypse brought by a rhyming unicorn.

(Ugh, those are bad, but at least I kept the gimmick up. :P)
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Eagleon on June 02, 2012, 03:20:46 pm
Okay - I did a bunch of saves, since I kept finding things I wanted to change, so it's at http://jsbin.com/idifof/12/edit#html (http://jsbin.com/idifof/12/edit#html)...

I keep seeing an 'undefined' error at the end of some of the outputs, but I haven't managed to track down the culprit.
The culprit is the bug I fixed in 4, which I introduced in my meddling hehe - the new sentence was missing a string in its aCheckText entry. Fixed here http://jsbin.com/idifof/15/edit (http://jsbin.com/idifof/15/edit)
Tarran, I might have missed some of yours since you didn't put them in separately from the regular ones. It's a good idea to do this, if nothing else because it saves new contributors from adding things that already exist
Yes, yes. I had never thought that it would be included in a larger mod. Give me a break.
That wasn't just directed at you, no worries. I see it often enough in DF mods that I felt the need to make it a point.
But I have a few modifications to base texts. I want to know if anyone has any objections to these and why.
Spoiler: Modded text (click to show/hide)
Sounds good to me.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Antioch on June 02, 2012, 05:31:23 pm
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You are filled with overwhelming peace and joy and then you become drunk repeatedly.

dwarf walking into a legendary diner room (after having lost 5 of his friends in an ambush)
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Armok on June 02, 2012, 07:39:40 pm
Wow this is great! Also, new useful site for web design get!

It's really late over here, but I'll add some more stuff later. Love how everyone is working together.

Also, everyone who feel they can't mod: Just suggest things that fit any of the following categories and one of us can very easily fix it up and adding it:
// In this example we have
// 1 - something that can plain happen to you
// 2 - Colors
// 4 - Plural body parts, if it something not everyone might have end in ", if any". Other things you have such as "clothes" or even "friends" also go here.
// 8 - Weather, including strange weather such as raining strange substances or gravity reversing.
// 16 - durations, numbers of repetitions, or other indications of when somehting happens
// 32 - Single body parts, ahain, apend ", if any" when aproriate. Also may include other things you have one of, such as your family.
// 64 - things that can happen to a body part/ways a body part can change
// 128 - (implied by 1, suggest for that instead])
// 256 - (implied by 64, suggest for that instead])

Also, suggestion I'm not entirely sure I can pull of myself: we should add more categories, and separate out more comonly used things into the sentence template. For example, a "creatures" list and changing some templates to contain the "You turn into", and then you can use cretures easily in other ways to withote having to add them all over again.
Categories we might consider adding: "creatures" "proerties"(intelligence, strength, speed, sensitivity, hearing, density, sharpness), "temperatures"(might have other creative uses with some grammatical twists), "items/materials"(gems and jewlry, a kings feast, magical books), "locations"(in the room, on your person, in a two mile radius, all over the planet, the general vicinity), "people"(this one might be to complicated with posessives and pluralizing differing and stuff)(you, your family, everyone in [LOCATION]) "amount modifiers"(a lot, a little, by an incredible amount, slightly, more and more)

Longer term/less feasibly, we should look into being able to insert tags in any of the stings with a category-referring number, and have it replaced with a string from the corresponding category, recursively. This would mostly replace the templates. You could then do stuff like "You grow a [colour][creture][bodypart] on your [bodypart]" (and the roll for [creture] is "an abdomination half [creture] and half [creture]")
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Cerol Lenslens on June 02, 2012, 09:10:25 pm
Longer term/less feasibly, we should look into being able to insert tags in any of the stings with a category-referring number, and have it replaced with a string from the corresponding category, recursively. This would mostly replace the templates. You could then do stuff like "You grow a [colour][creture][bodypart] on your [bodypart]" (and the roll for [creture] is "an abdomination half [creture] and half [creture]")

http://jsbin.com/idifof/16/edit#html,live (http://jsbin.com/idifof/16/edit#html,live)

Okay, I added some basic functionality along this line, using a couple of test cases to make sure it worked. You can see the code at the very top, under the Proper Name arrays I created as an example.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Armok on June 02, 2012, 09:50:46 pm
Wow, that was fast.

Now to convert everything to this new system and make it iterate; right now, if I added 'aProperLNames[aPNIter++] = "[FNAME_MALE]sson";' that wouldn't work properly if I read the code right. Easiest, if potentially buggy, way is probably to search for if a bracket symbol is present at the start of the function, remember it, and if it was loop over the function again after the replacing has been done.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: RedWarrior0 on June 02, 2012, 09:53:57 pm
Once you finish, I say we give it to the people who came up with the original.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Tarran on June 02, 2012, 10:20:45 pm
Sounds good to me.
Since nobody appears to oppose this, I'm making the modification.

http://jsbin.com/idifof/17/edit

If anyone is annoyed for me marking my modifications with my name, feel free to remove them and tell me. But I'd suggest not removing the comments themselves as they list the text that was modified.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Aramco on June 02, 2012, 10:43:08 pm
 Your right middle finger turns fuschia and enlarges, then you become a ghost.

no more needs to be said

 You gain unmatched skill in hot-dog-eating contests, then your voice lowers an octave, and finally you are struck by lightning.

I think it's worth it if I can win money in hot-dog-eating contests
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: darkrider2 on June 02, 2012, 11:10:17 pm
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Your lungs burst into flames until you complete the Trial of 1000 Knives.
My trials are complete and I have reached inner peace.

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Local gravity doubles four times.
So its 16 times normal gravity now? In the news: compressing atmosphere causes untold weather storms and destruction.

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A fissure in the earth opens and releases prehistoric reptiles and then you turn into a catperson.
Best. Spell. Ever.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Eagleon on June 03, 2012, 01:07:45 am
http://jsbin.com/idifof/18/edit (http://jsbin.com/idifof/18/edit)
Added some more curse-like conditionals, and slightly improved things with commas. Still plenty of run-ons, but it should be a bit nicer.

I don't know if I care for the non-setting-neutral ones in that section (Cerol's mostly). It would be fairly trivial to create the option of setting themes for entries, and culling them based on the status of checkboxes - just use a bitfield check on the cooresponding entry in a seperate array, or ignore it if it's absent. That said, I don't know if javascript's arrays support automatically padding lower indexes, which that would require if we didn't want to have an extra aItem<blah> for each entry. JS Bin seems to support including an ample amount of libraries, I'm sure something suitable can be found, but the question is if anyone else is interested.

Once you finish, I say we give it to the people who came up with the original.
Someone should let her know anyway. I was going to before I posted the first link, but I didn't want the topic to sink into oblivion. She also appears to only be on facebook, which I really don't like using in connection with this name.

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All of your fingers turn blue, and then gems and jewelry materialize near you until you seek out a flawless jewel to bind this evil curse.
You become hungry, and then you gain unmatched skill in basketball when others aren't looking. - isn't that always?
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Scelly9 on June 03, 2012, 01:13:07 am
What are the names used for? I can add a bunch of em if you want.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Cerol Lenslens on June 03, 2012, 04:32:17 am
http://jsbin.com/idifof/18/edit (http://jsbin.com/idifof/18/edit)
Added some more curse-like conditionals, and slightly improved things with commas. Still plenty of run-ons, but it should be a bit nicer.

I don't know if I care for the non-setting-neutral ones in that section (Cerol's mostly). It would be fairly trivial to create the option of setting themes for entries, and culling them based on the status of checkboxes - just use a bitfield check on the cooresponding entry in a seperate array, or ignore it if it's absent.

Blah. I honestly hadn't thought about keeping it setting-neutral. Might just be easier to set the Earth-specific results to something generic like "You are crowned King (or Queen) of a major monarchy," "You are crowned King (or Queen) of a major non-monarchy,"  and/or "You are crowned King (or Queen) of another planet."

What are the names used for? I can add a bunch of em if you want.

I just had a couple of example results in there - "Your name is changed to <BUNCHANAMEVARIABLES>" for male and female names. (Though I was considering making a variable that just randomly chose from either list, which would allow me to condense that to one result.) I was considering adding others later, such as copying the current ones for the 'and' uses and maybe coming up with something like "You gain the eternal hatred of Lord <BUNCHANAMEVARIABLES>" and so on. Feel free to add more if you'd like.

Edit: http://jsbin.com/idifof/19/edit#html (http://jsbin.com/idifof/19/edit#html) Removed Earth-based names from my options, as well as the wookiee thing and added the above name variable results. Left the February 29 thing in, but you can remove it if you don't want to reference Earth months. I just liked the 'once a leap year' option, and didn't have a better way to frame it.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: miauw62 on June 03, 2012, 05:31:17 am
It gave me this:
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You are crowned King (or Queen) of the nearest democracy until you complete the Trial of 1000 Knives.

Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: zomara0292 on June 03, 2012, 07:33:32 am
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Local gravity halves until you learn the value of friendship.
Quick, watch MLP! And learn Magic!

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Local gravity stops until you complete the Trial of 1000 Knives. You breasts, if any, suddenly fill with milk until you spend a night in a haunted house.

Soo. . . . . . . . I am not even going to say it. . . . I will stop right there actually.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Armok on June 03, 2012, 11:37:02 am
Ok, did some more serous coding.

* I got iteration to work perfectly, although tags now have to contain # somewhere since it broke when I tried to search for brackets.
* striped away some of the content for testing more easily, this is easy to paste back from a previus version
* with the above, discovered it often returns "undefined", reason unknown, someone needs to fix this bug.

* curently working on generalized the entire system, it's a ****ing mess.


edit; ok, I give up. This is utterly imposible. You should be able to dicern what I'm trying to do from the source, please help. :(
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Gatleos on June 03, 2012, 12:02:04 pm
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Your penis, if any, gains the powers of Mr. fantastic repeatedly. Your left arm throbs with pain, but only for a few minutes.
:o
:-[
The creepy part is this that I'm left-handed. I... I think it may be mocking me.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Eagleon on June 03, 2012, 01:39:35 pm
Ok, did some more serous coding.

* I got iteration to work perfectly, although tags now have to contain # somewhere since it broke when I tried to search for brackets.
* striped away some of the content for testing more easily, this is easy to paste back from a previus version
* with the above, discovered it often returns "undefined", reason unknown, someone needs to fix this bug.

* curently working on generalized the entire system, it's a ****ing mess.


edit; ok, I give up. This is utterly imposible. You should be able to dicern what I'm trying to do from the source, please help. :(
Use a proper IDE if you're going to make changes this big =P Will help tremendously. Eclipse has plugins for javascript I believe. I only really know Java, C#, and a couple of BASIC dialects, and I have other projects to work on so I can't help much here. The debugger will be able to tell you what indexes it's using that are undefined and from there it shouldn't be too hard to track down what's going wrong.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Tarran on June 03, 2012, 01:51:58 pm
I'm thinking of adding more weather stuff. What's the latest good version now, since the latest is apparently #47? Is it still #19?
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Eagleon on June 03, 2012, 02:04:21 pm
As far as I know, yes, 19. We can always merge changes if there's a skip because someone's added something at the same time.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Armok on June 03, 2012, 02:07:36 pm
yea, 19. The number only inflated because I got paranoid after firefox crashed every single time I tried to ruin it for a while and I lots a bunch of stuff.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Tarran on June 03, 2012, 02:31:41 pm
Hm, I had a lot less ideas than I thought I had/more were covered than I thought.

Oh well, regardless, here: http://jsbin.com/idifof/48/edit
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Cerol Lenslens on June 03, 2012, 03:42:52 pm
http://jsbin.com/idifof/49/edit (http://jsbin.com/idifof/49/edit)

Minor change to existing code - Names were still returning 'undefined' occasionally. Turns out the random number generator sucks and returns a number from 0 to the max number. This sucks because the thing was apparently always intended for use with arrays, yet will always return a range 1 greater than that of the array.

Right now I'm getting around this by simply changing the input to '<array>.length -1', which means it should now return with a number that won't break everything. Later I'll see if I can find my old random number-generating code, which had both min and max inputs so you knew exactly what your output range was.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: GaxkangtheUnbound on June 03, 2012, 04:46:43 pm
Here's some effects from the code you guys have been making:
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It is chilly and frosty outside twice. You go numb all over intermittently.
Congratulations, captain obvious.
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You turn into a bear, and then you experience your greatest joy one thousand, three hundred and thirty seven times.
The initiation of a carebear.
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The walls bleed around you until you successfully pass through the Cavern of Screams.
Sounds like I'm already in the Cavern of Screams. . .
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You gain unmatched skill in mahjong, and then you are cursed to only speak in Words of Power until you spend a night in a haunted house.
Mahjong ro dah?
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You grow a demon's tail, then you grow a pair of white feathery wings, and finally you turn into a fish.
Well, now I'm a demonic angelfish.
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You become undead, and then you turn into a bear until you save the life of an innocent.
Great, now I'm gonna be used by some random Witch Doctor. . .
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You are trapped in an ever-shifting labyrinth, but only while you are asleep.
DiCaprio is gonna have a hard time stealing my secrets.
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Your nose turns silver and begins attacking you, then you are cursed to only speak in rhyme.
My silvery nose is attacking me/I rip it off and now I'm free
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Armok on June 03, 2012, 05:40:09 pm
So... any ideas what to do with the code I made? It should be working already if not for these bullshit bugs with array indexes, and I rewrote everything like 3 times but I just don't have the experience with these messy arrays needed to have a chance at fixing this and spent way, way to long on it already. If we get it working it'd dramatically improve just about everything, allowing for all sorts of cool tricks of recursion and for new categories with tags and everything to be added as easily as an extra string is now...
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Cerol Lenslens on June 03, 2012, 07:22:17 pm
So... any ideas what to do with the code I made? It should be working already if not for these bullshit bugs with array indexes, and I rewrote everything like 3 times but I just don't have the experience with these messy arrays needed to have a chance at fixing this and spent way, way to long on it already. If we get it working it'd dramatically improve just about everything, allowing for all sorts of cool tricks of recursion and for new categories with tags and everything to be added as easily as an extra string is now...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The version in the spoiler appears to work like you wanted. (Of course, it's still missing most of the results to make testing easier, which is why it's spoiled: so nobody uses it as the latest.)
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Teneb on June 03, 2012, 09:30:57 pm
Using the spoilered one in the post above I got...

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You gain the enmity of Lord Michael 'The Digger' Maliussson VII for an hour.
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You turn into a housecat. The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly.
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Your name is changed to Joanna 'Ripper' Johnson, and then you turn into a horse for a week.
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You gain the enmity of Lady Pauline 'Callahansbane' Callahan intermittently.
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You gain the enmity of Lord John 'Butch' Smith IV, and then you are cursed to only speak in Klingon repeatedly.
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Your name is changed to Joanna 'Crusher' Smythe Jr., and then you gain unmatched skill in opera singing all day, every February 29th.
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You gain the enmity of Lady Pauline 'Crusher' Smith. It is warm and misty outside.
I've made quite lot of enemies today it seems.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Armok on June 04, 2012, 10:30:10 am
So... any ideas what to do with the code I made? It should be working already if not for these bullshit bugs with array indexes, and I rewrote everything like 3 times but I just don't have the experience with these messy arrays needed to have a chance at fixing this and spent way, way to long on it already. If we get it working it'd dramatically improve just about everything, allowing for all sorts of cool tricks of recursion and for new categories with tags and everything to be added as easily as an extra string is now...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The version in the spoiler appears to work like you wanted. (Of course, it's still missing most of the results to make testing easier, which is why it's spoiled: so nobody uses it as the latest.)
OMG yessss, awesome! It's *perfect*. Any idea why my nearly identical method didn't work.

Porting content now...

EDIT: "your mother get stricken with amnesia, and then you turn into a horse until you learn the value of friendship."

EDIT2: ok, I've spent WAAAAY to long on this, but I've gotten a lot done. I've entered everything up to and am next going to start on the Single Body Parts. Here's the file, again, very much in progress, but should give a good idea what I'm going for. Also, I'm skiping over the weather for now, since it's probably easier to just do over from the begining.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Armok on June 05, 2012, 07:32:44 am
DUMP.

Starting to work on this again, but it'd be nice to know what someone else thing about it. I've probably put more effort into this then the original creator by now.

Ok, now it should actually be finished and done, but there are more incomprehensible errors, link: http://jsbin.com/idifof/69/edit#source
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Ehndras on June 05, 2012, 12:21:06 pm
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Local gravity reverses and then you grow a pair of black dragon wings.

Fuck. Yeah.

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You are filled with overwhelming peace and joy and then you have an incredible orgasm for an hour.

Nice.

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You become inexplicably aroused and then you turn into a wolf.

Must... Not... Post... Twilight joke...

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Your penis, if any, turns navy blue and becomes electric-proof, then a pile of gold appears in front of you.

Magical porn star?

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Your navel begins glowing repeatedly. Your ass grows flowers on it twice.

The... Fuck?

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Your ass begins glowing and then you become more fleetfooted permanently.

...I can live with that?

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You remember everything you have forgotten, then you are filled with arcane energies, and finally gems and jewelry materialize near you.

I fucking WISH.

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Your right hand screams. Your ass has an orgasm repeatedly.

... o.O
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Akura on June 05, 2012, 12:39:43 pm
I wonder if it's possible to write an SCP file about something that causes these effects to happen.

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You become physically stronger and then you punch the first person you see repeatedly.
I can work with that.

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A torrential rain falls and then you become drunk for a week.
Beer rain.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: miauw62 on June 05, 2012, 12:41:12 pm
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A torrential rain falls and then you become drunk for a week.
Beer rain.
It has started raining dwarf  blood!
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Armok on June 05, 2012, 03:18:23 pm
No comments on the changes I spent hours and hours making? :?
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Eagleon on June 05, 2012, 06:27:17 pm
No comments on the changes I spent hours and hours making? :?
They don't work for me. Recursion limit in firefox is lower than opera/chrome, which you're probably using, and it's running into that while calling the GenNumber function at some point.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Cerol Lenslens on June 05, 2012, 06:30:08 pm
DUMP.

Starting to work on this again, but it'd be nice to know what someone else thing about it. I've probably put more effort into this then the original creator by now.

Ok, now it should actually be finished and done, but there are more incomprehensible errors, link: http://jsbin.com/idifof/69/edit#source

I think the previous code was breaking for you because of typos. In the current code, I'm pretty sure it's breaking because you got rid of the formatting array, so it never comes up with an initial sentence. I'll see if I can come up with a fix.

Edit: Okay, here's a kludgy fix. http://jsbin.com/idifof/70/edit#html,live (http://jsbin.com/idifof/70/edit#html,live) Output is a little grammatically hosed up, due to the recursively Mad-Libs-ian nature of the beasty. I fixed a bunch of spelling, added pound signs to the name variables, and removed my Klingon entry, plus set up colors so that the patterns weren't calling other patterns. (Polka-dotted and tie-dyed stripes are right out! >:( ) It's... interesting, to say the least.

Edit 2:

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Simultaneusly Spiders and centipedes crawl all over Lord Dave 'Crusher' Smythe and napalm pours from yous left middle finger gradually, over eternity., then Cotton plants grow from all cotton in the room , but only while you are asleep., then a giant elephant made of light walks slowly by permanently., then First Cotton plants grow from all cotton in the nearest democracy, then A fissure in the earth opens and releases an army of pidgeons and finaly the feet of your family has an orgasm., then Simultaneusly the nearest statue of the nearest person comes to life and All items and clothing nearby disapear three times., then a free wish appears in front of you., then a ghostly dwarf appears out of nowhere for a few seconds and scares the nearest person., then First the lungs of your friends bleeds, then A fissure in the earth opens and releases prehistoric tiny snakes and finaly the nearest statue of the first person you see comes to life., then First A fissure in the earth opens and releases an army of nagas, then The walls bleed in a two mile radius and finaly the walls groan and crack around you., then First a pile of gold appears in front of the nearest person, then Spiders and centipedes crawl all over the entire body of you and finaly the walls groan and crack around the first person of the opposite gender that you see., then First The walls bleed in the room, then everyone in the room can read the mind of Lord Paul 'Butch' Callahan Esq. and finaly a succubus walks slowly by., then The walls bleed in a two mile radius for an hour once every a day for eternity., then First the nearest statue of you comes to life, then the legs of you ceases to exist - leaving behind a vacuum that colapses with a *pang* - and finaly mermaid pirates rule another planet.

Yeah.  :o
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Eagleon on June 05, 2012, 09:49:34 pm
Edit: Okay, here's a kludgy fix. http://jsbin.com/idifof/70/edit#html,live (http://jsbin.com/idifof/70/edit#html,live) Output is a little grammatically hosed up, due to the recursively Mad-Libs-ian nature of the beasty. I fixed a bunch of spelling, added pound signs to the name variables, and removed my Klingon entry, plus set up colors so that the patterns weren't calling other patterns. (Polka-dotted and tie-dyed stripes are right out! >:( ) It's... interesting, to say the least.
Curious why you added #'s, makes the variables that much more difficult to type, and if the brackets are already being seperated out it doesn't add anything to the generator itself.

That said, you couldn't begin to sort through the grammatical mess this is without adding all sorts of conditionals for punctuation, plurality, etc. which kind of defeats the purpose of having easily accessible groups of tags in the first place. It also makes the run-on problem even worse. You could potentially make it work by grouping fragments that should be worded the same way into larger clumps and building up the sentence from the ground that way ("[SINGULAR_THIRD_PRONOUN]  [IS_WAS]" and "[PLURAL_THIRD_PRONOUN] [ARE_WERE]", then using [PEOPLE_DOING] [VERB] for everything else) but that's getting into the absurd.

I think the problem is that it tries to be too many things. A magical effect generator, a name and relationship generator (gain the enmity of Lord Suchandsuch), a weather tracker, etc. It comes out extremely jumbled, like a small child trying to tell their own version of Lord of the Rings. If we trimmed it down to its core (this being, of course, your vagina growing chitin and the sky filling with beautiful rainbows twice) I think the tag thing has a lot of promise, especially for simple stuff like materials, colors, animals, etc.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Cerol Lenslens on June 06, 2012, 01:37:53 am
Edit: Okay, here's a kludgy fix. http://jsbin.com/idifof/70/edit#html,live (http://jsbin.com/idifof/70/edit#html,live) Output is a little grammatically hosed up, due to the recursively Mad-Libs-ian nature of the beasty. I fixed a bunch of spelling, added pound signs to the name variables, and removed my Klingon entry, plus set up colors so that the patterns weren't calling other patterns. (Polka-dotted and tie-dyed stripes are right out! >:( ) It's... interesting, to say the least.
Curious why you added #'s, makes the variables that much more difficult to type, and if the brackets are already being seperated out it doesn't add anything to the generator itself.

That said, you couldn't begin to sort through the grammatical mess this is without adding all sorts of conditionals for punctuation, plurality, etc. which kind of defeats the purpose of having easily accessible groups of tags in the first place. It also makes the run-on problem even worse. You could potentially make it work by grouping fragments that should be worded the same way into larger clumps and building up the sentence from the ground that way ("[SINGULAR_THIRD_PRONOUN]  [IS_WAS]" and "[PLURAL_THIRD_PRONOUN] [ARE_WERE]", then using [PEOPLE_DOING] [VERB] for everything else) but that's getting into the absurd.

I think the problem is that it tries to be too many things. A magical effect generator, a name and relationship generator (gain the enmity of Lord Suchandsuch), a weather tracker, etc. It comes out extremely jumbled, like a small child trying to tell their own version of Lord of the Rings. If we trimmed it down to its core (this being, of course, your vagina growing chitin and the sky filling with beautiful rainbows twice) I think the tag thing has a lot of promise, especially for simple stuff like materials, colors, animals, etc.

Yeah, that's about my take on it. I'd keep the old framework and apply the recursive tag replacer to clean up the stuff that was being repeated with slight variations, (Like animals and colors)  and also allow for things like X/Y hybrids and patterns.

I think Armok said he added the #s to fix an error at some point, but I don't know what the error actually was.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Armok on June 06, 2012, 04:14:38 pm
OMG this is PERFECT! :D exactly as I envisioned it. and my reply to the child's version of lord of the right is as follows: Axe Cop. This is supposed to be funny, not usefully.

... ok, maybe it's a BIT extreme, but I do think it can be fixed without going outside the system currently set up, by doing some clever things with tags not necessarily needing brackets and empty strings, and conceded some more categories may be needed. I were not trying all that hard to make everything work perfectly, just get the technical side working and translating everything to the new system as a proof of concept.

Here, I've already fixed it up pretty decent, and it'll just get better from here.

Here is THE LATEST VERSION EVERYONE SHOULD USE: http://jsbin.com/idifof/84/edit
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Hubris Incalculable on June 06, 2012, 04:17:28 pm
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It comes to pass that simultaneously a fissure in the earth opens and releases an army of very femenine half  tiny  falcon half  tremendus  unicorn abdominations and the  left ear of your friends screams, then the  left arm of Lord Pius 'Brass Man' Georgesson Esq. feels icy cold, then a divinely physically weak and sharp-eyed  kobold appears out of nowhere for a few seconds and scares the nearest  pink-skined alien with dragon wings growing out of it's forehead for eternity.

That's one scary Kobold. Also, spelling mistakes.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Armok on June 06, 2012, 05:28:02 pm
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Now simultaneously the walls bleed in the land of the lizards and spiders and centipedes crawl all over the  rigth leg of Lord John 'McKenziesbane' Smith, then the walls groan and crack around Lady Margaret 'Ripper' Smythe Esq., then the genitals of the nearest  demon grows fur intermittently, on average for an hour per one thousand, three hundre and thiry seven years, then you become intelligent for a day, then simultaneously the walls bleed in the room except you and cotton plants grow from all cotton around the first person of the opposite gender that you see, then a free wish appears in front of you.

This time your friends can read the mind of the first person of the opposite gender that a fish-man called Margaret McKenzie see permanently.

This time simultaneously a fissure in the earth opens and releases prehistoric monkeys and cotton plants grow from all cotton in a two mile radius, then you feel happy at the first person of the opposite gender that your mother see permanently, then the toes of the nearest person splits into two ones identical to the original.

Now all items and clothing around the first person your mother see disapear.

It comes to pass that all wood sprouts tree branches nearby until the first person of the opposite gender that the first person of the opposite gender that the nearest person see see concentrate hard enough..

It comes to pass that you burst into flames for a day once every a week for a thousand years.

This time ghostly dwarves rule the land of the very androgynus fae permanently.

It comes to pass that you get the giggles permanently.

First the fingers of Lady Margaret 'Brass Man' McKenzie VII is cured of any maladies, then your mother attacks your friends with the  nose and grow a tail in the obvious location for two days once every eternity for a day and finaly a pile of gold materializes near a translucent-skined alien with A penis growing out of it's forehead called Dave Smith.

Now your mother gets attacked by a kobold pirate and get crowned King (or Queen) of Dream World for one thousand, three hundre and thiry seven years.

This time you fall in love with you, but only while you are asleep.

First a fissure in the earth opens and releases prehistoric tremendus monkeys, then the walls bleed in a three mile radius for a fortnight once every a week for eternity, then the first person of the opposite gender that the first person of the opposite gender that the nearest  dwarf pirate see see get crowned King (or Queen) of the entire world and have an incredible orgasm, but only while you are asleep, then a ghostly  xenomorphfolk walks slowly by and finaly your friends can read the mind of you.

First plaid-skined aliens with white feathery wings growing out of it's forehead rule all ghostly men,

Now vodka pours from the first person you sees  rump.

This time simultaneously superheated plasma pours from yous  navel and the vertebrae of everyone nearby shrivels.

First a dark crimson slime appears out of nowhere for a few seconds and scares you, then simultaneously the  rigth hand of a very femenine  deer-woman with the lower body of A monkey called Pauline Smith shrivels and rum shots from yous nose and finaly the  rigth leg of you grows fur.

First magical books appears in front of the first person the nearest  blue slime see, then simultaneously magical books appears in front of you and a piece of rotten cheese materializes near a fish-woman called Michael Smith and finaly a fissure in the earth opens and releases prehistoric unicorns.

This time a dragonperson called Michael McKenzie grow a vagina in the obvious location and grow an extra, redundant  draconic, arrow-headed tail, if any all day, every February 29th.

This time simultaneously a piece of rotten cheese appears in front of a dark purple-mottled mauve-skined alien with A tail growing out of it's forehead ninja called Margaret Callahan and elephants rule Dream World.

First the  rump of Lord George 'Crusher' Paulinesdottir IV twitches and trembles, then a fair folk appears out of nowhere for a few seconds and scares you a thousand times, then you gain unmatched skill in hot-dog-eating and grow breasts in the obvious locations, but only for a fortnight and finaly a fissure in the earth opens and releases prehistoric horses.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: quinnr on June 06, 2012, 07:02:08 pm
My foot turned into straw, burst into flames. Then I got hit by lightning.

Click

You are filled with joy and happiness for a week.

Must be all those drugs in the hospital :(
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: MaximumZero on June 06, 2012, 07:17:17 pm
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You turn into a lizardfolk and then you become undead twice.
Wait, what?

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All of your limbs bleed, but only for a few minutes.
NOT MY BLOOD!

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Your tongue turns bright orange and shrivels, then all nearby wood sprouts tree branches.
O.o I have a cheeto for a tongue.

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Everyone can read your mind, then you turn into a wolf, and finally you become a teenager.
I'm...Link!?

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You turn into a bear repeatedly.
Werebear, activate!

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Your experience the worst memory of the nearest person and then you become more intelligent for the rest of the day.
I'd actually be okay with that, considering that I have my 3 year old next to me.

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You get the giggles permanently.
That would could make being a salesman quite difficult.

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Your entire body has an orgasm and then you turn into a griffin, but only for a few minutes.
Okay, I'm done here.

Edit: One last one.

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Your hair grows fur permanently.
This is different...how?
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Armok on June 06, 2012, 07:59:22 pm
Use this newer improved generator, not the one in the OP: http://jsbin.com/idifof/84/edit
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Hubris Incalculable on June 06, 2012, 08:06:27 pm
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This time a half  tiny  fish half  lizard abdomination walks slowly by a thousand times.

Wow. A slow repetitive Lizardfish.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Armok on June 06, 2012, 08:33:38 pm
Am I awesome or am I awesome? :D

Also, it's not just a *very masculine* elf ninja, with a Nordic-sounding name.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: kaenneth on June 06, 2012, 09:40:53 pm
I once (well several time, but most recently) wrote something like this to Googleflood.

The random seed for a page was it's hashed URL, so every time you visited a page, you got exactly the same content (google likes this)

However, inserted in the text random words were turned into links so:

example.com/index.html would have "John Smith is an excellent dentist blah blah..."

which linked to example.com/dentist.aspx which would have "Dentist: John Q. Smith blah dentist blah blah apples blah blah..."

which linked to example.com/dentist/apple.html: "Dentists and Apples: J. Q. Smith blah blah apples, blah dentist blah blah. Apples blah dentists..."

I utterly SWAMPED the Google results for my target name. hundreds and hundreds of pages of mine before any other results.

I took it down since it was too obviously spammy to any human (but fooled googlebot.); My plan had been for my pages to be at the bottom of the ranks, with links to my friends site to boost his business; not to appear above his own site!
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Cerol Lenslens on June 07, 2012, 12:13:30 pm
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This time you get trapped in an ever-shifting labyrinth until Lord Arnold 'Brass Man' Michaelsson Jr. learn the value of friendship..

Learn faster Arnold! For the love of god, faster!

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Now the  rump of you smells like  bumblebee, but only while you are asleep.

Oh god why do I keep waking up with bee stings?!?

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First gems and jewelry materializes near your mother, then you kiss you on the lips and become inexplicably happy at the strike of midnight, every midnight and finaly your friends can read the mind of you.

Clonecest? And my friends can watch?!? Sign me up!  :o

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This time simultaneously cotton plants grow from all cotton in the room except you and ostriches rule the land of the demons.

So, business as usual at the HFS?

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This time simultaneously the large bat wings, if any of you grows  shrub on it and a fissure in the earth opens and releases an army of elves, then the first person the first person of the opposite gender that you see see relive the worst memory of the first person of the opposite gender that the first person the nearest  centaur see see until you successfully pass through the Cavern of Screams..

That... uh... wait... wha...? So I see a person, and the first person they see sees the memory of another person seen by a person seen by a centaur. That's some sort of voodoo chain-letter stuff going on right there.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Reudh on June 07, 2012, 03:10:29 pm
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Now the  rump of you smells like  bumblebee, but only while you are asleep.


I love this one, because it almost sounds like what one of the more advanced spambots would say. :P
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Zrk2 on June 07, 2012, 04:18:25 pm
Now an elf called Michael McKenzie grow a fluffy tail the color of your hair in the obvious location at will.

This time all items and clothing in the room except you disapear.

This time the nearest  shrub comes to life, but only while you are asleep.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Armok on June 07, 2012, 05:33:28 pm
New updated version: http://jsbin.com/idifof/106/edit#preview (http://jsbin.com/idifof/106/edit#preview)

By now the technical parts pretty much work solidly, although some way to prioritize other than (manual) repetition would be nice. However, more content is needed, and ANYONE can help with that! Even if it's just listing random creatures and materials here for me to add it's good help and makes this thi9ng more communal and stuff! so do that!

"This time simultaneously you are filled with wood energies and your dearly loved little sister is cursed to only speak in Words of Power."

EDIT: wrong link, and **** we're hitting some character limit! What do!?!?!
EDIT2: fixed by making use of the specialized JS section, which also makes bugfixing easier.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: kaenneth on June 07, 2012, 06:56:32 pm
New updated version: http://jsbin.com/idifof/106/edit#preview (http://jsbin.com/idifof/106/edit#preview)

By now the technical parts pretty much work solidly, although some way to prioritize other than (manual) repetition would be nice. However, more content is needed, and ANYONE can help with that! Even if it's just listing random creatures and materials here for me to add it's good help and makes this thi9ng more communal and stuff! so do that!

"This time simultaneously you are filled with wood energies and your dearly loved little sister is cursed to only speak in Words of Power."

EDIT: wrong link, and **** we're hitting some character limit! What do!?!?!
EDIT2: fixed by making use of the specialized JS section, which also makes bugfixing easier.

Would importing from the DF Raws be a bad thing? (Toady's copyrights?)
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Armok on June 07, 2012, 07:01:23 pm
Nah, this is a random thing in a thread on his own forums. Doubt it'd be of any use thou, to hard to interpret and mostly made of things that aren't useful. We're probably better of if people look through them and list the things they'd want in and then we add them manually. Go do that.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: fivex on June 08, 2012, 12:54:54 am
EDIT: wrong link, and **** we're hitting some character limit! What do!?!?!
EDIT2: fixed by making use of the specialized JS section, which also makes bugfixing easier.
Unfortunately, I added a small amount of stuff and hit it again (http://jsbin.com/idifof/120/edit)
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Armok on June 08, 2012, 08:30:03 am
Yea, we only really gained the length of the HTML segment. It doesn't say anything about a length limit in the FAQ either and it gives no message, just cuts of, so I'd say it's  bug in the site. Anyone have any idea how to fix it or another site to use? It's kinda necessary for this project to continue at all.

Also, a few of the things you added don't quite work out, although it's really my fault for not documenting better:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Maybe this thing isn't as easy for other to mod as I though, it seems to have suffered complex-consideration creep, with way to many gramatical situations needing to be taken into account on many things.


With all these various troubles I'm starting to think maybe we should just call the last version I posted the final one and send it to the creator of the original and so on.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: kaenneth on June 08, 2012, 07:24:08 pm
One reason I wish I had access to the DF source code is that I'd love to rewrite some of the text description functions, particularly for the food items. Instead of all lavish meals being 'roasts', select appropriate descriptors based on the type of ingredients, and have processing other that 'mincing' being described.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: PTTG?? on June 09, 2012, 02:15:34 am
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Everyone can read your mind permanently.

"Well, that sure is a useful spell. Why would you invent- Oh, because you're a moron who got the runes backwards."
"I'm working out the kinks!"
"No you aren't."
"Dammit."
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Aseaheru on June 09, 2012, 09:42:19 am
WHY!?!?! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Glowcat on June 09, 2012, 02:15:38 pm
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Everyone can read your mind permanently.

"Well, that sure is a useful spell. Why would you invent- Oh, because you're a moron who got the runes backwards."
"I'm working out the kinks!"
"No you aren't."
"Dammit."

Actually, some people might have an easier time putting things together in their head than communicating those ideas, so it can be rather useful if you don't mind being exceedingly honest about... well... everything.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Dutchling on June 09, 2012, 03:16:32 pm
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It comes to pass that the left index finger of the mother of the first person of the opposite gender that you see enlarges, then you teleport at random until the nearest person learn the value of friendship.

This made me think in dubstep.
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Vorthon on June 09, 2012, 05:37:01 pm
Okay, using version 106.

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Now you have an incredible orgasm at the strike of midnight, every midnight.

... That might mess with my late-night Skyrim binges.

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Now you are cursed to only speak in Words of Power, but only while you're underwater.

...

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This time simultaneously the nearest statue comes to life and your left leg becomes self-aware.

At least I'll never be lonely.

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This time the mother of your dearly loved little sister is crowned King (or Queen) of the entire world, but only while you're underwater.

So no change. My sister definitely ain't 'dearly loved'.

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Now your own nose grows an entire body which then bursts into flames until you spill the blood of the innocent, then spiders and centipedes crawl all over you.

...I'm scared now...
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Nega on June 09, 2012, 06:19:14 pm
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Everybody in the room but you gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic and then you turn into a horse.
What.
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Your intelligence drops and then you are compelled to obey the first order given to you, but only for a few minutes.
...
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Everybody in the room but you enlarges and then you turn into a lizard, but only for a few minutes.
???
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Everyone in the room becomes a teenager, then you become inexplicably aroused, and finally you turn into a dogperson.
..!?
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You are wracked with pain from head to toe, then you turn into a wolf anthro, and finally you become physically weaker.
...Okay, these are just weird.  :P
Title: Re: Random Magical Effect Generator
Post by: Armok on June 09, 2012, 07:46:26 pm
WHY!?!?! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Feel free to find somewhere else to host it and continue yourself, I'll still help out if there's any trouble.