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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 956818 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #465 on: December 08, 2012, 12:59:51 pm »

By the way, I do movie streams on saturdays, so here's the link for it, streaming now.

http://www.justin.tv/piecewise666

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #466 on: December 08, 2012, 01:05:37 pm »

I'd watch but it seems that my computer refuses to not lag horrendously upon doing so.
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Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #467 on: December 08, 2012, 01:11:42 pm »

I want that flesh word.  We finally recreated Mr. Pillow!


Now that's neat.

Attempt to shoot lightning by pointing, waving, swinging, etc hand.  Grab pillar to see what happens.  Point at pillar with right hand and Rothon to see if it's enhanced.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #468 on: December 08, 2012, 01:13:02 pm »

"Flesh? Beyond the creepiness of summoning a possibly alive hunk of person, I think I might have just stumbled on healing.... Perhaps.... Perhaps..."

Do what must be done. Generic-ify me, Captain!.

((If anyone is in need of healing, you might want to stumble over to me.

Note: You will be used as a test subject. Symptoms of treatment include, but are not limited to:
Explosions, mutations, arcane abominations, trasformations, grievous wounds, geysers of bodily fluids, cloning, demonic rituals, new limbs, and/or death.

Any and all of the above will be the sole responsibility of the test subject.

Keep a distance of five or more meters from the doctor until sedated. When you wake up, the doctor will most probably be in a dark corner of the world hiding from the abomination he has just unleashed.

And remember, Aperture Science is doing it all for you.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #469 on: December 08, 2012, 01:19:33 pm »

"I-If you think you can fix my legs... or, try to... Or even just help me stand up... I'd be thankful."
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Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #470 on: December 08, 2012, 01:25:23 pm »

"I-If you think you can fix my legs... or, try to... Or even just help me stand up... I'd be thankful."

Where are you, exactly? And what is your current problem? If I do fix it, it will probably be over the course of several turns. As targeting spell plus flesh for each wound, could take a while. I would appreciate it if you continued playing with your magic while I worked.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #471 on: December 08, 2012, 01:30:23 pm »

That's fine.

"I-I'm on the west stairs... the third floor.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #472 on: December 08, 2012, 02:47:57 pm »

commence operation ''where's waldo''

Call down the stairwell to Yurf ah you look like a mighty warrior indeed... perhaps you would consider an alliance? both magic and skill at arms have their weaknesses when used alone but together they are a force to be reckoned with.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #473 on: December 08, 2012, 02:56:32 pm »

Spoiler: Hey, a char! (click to show/hide)
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #474 on: December 08, 2012, 03:43:51 pm »

Well well well.

Well well.

Well.

Spoiler: Take a guess. (click to show/hide)

Should I read the entirety of the thread?
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #475 on: December 08, 2012, 03:49:16 pm »

Not really necessary, and might in fact help you simulate a lack of knowledge about the book and its words, if you're into that sort of thing.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #476 on: December 08, 2012, 04:03:39 pm »

... what?
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #477 on: December 08, 2012, 04:09:40 pm »

Metagaming. If you don't read the thread, there will be less potential for metagaming. Though you will be missing out on some funny bits. And lots of murder.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #478 on: December 08, 2012, 04:10:21 pm »

... what?

I think he's saying that you can go back through the tread as a way to find out what some of the words do before actually playing.

And of you want to roleplay actual ignorance of all this, not reading back is preferable.

Doesn't matter to me one way or another since we've got no real story going here; just murder and cowardice and more murder.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Live by Garstopit, Die by Garstopit
« Reply #479 on: December 08, 2012, 04:12:19 pm »

Mostly murder, and self-inflicted suffering.
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There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.
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