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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 956971 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2835 on: March 10, 2013, 05:24:59 am »

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2836 on: March 10, 2013, 08:08:16 am »

Words.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2837 on: March 10, 2013, 09:06:59 am »

ZentolX2!(said twice, two different spells)
Slice him up if he is still alive
Loot him if he isnt

I would suggest you stand back!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2838 on: March 10, 2013, 09:37:31 am »

Oh, fine.  I'll stop trying to summon the physical form of the elder god.

Exit building, then say words.  Then attempt to mentally repair the hole in my golem's arm.  If that's succesful, attempt to levitate the wheel I summoned awhile ago.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2839 on: March 10, 2013, 10:00:16 am »

Head down the mountain.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2840 on: March 10, 2013, 10:01:11 am »

"Damn it!"

Watch out for portals to hell, say Words, then pick up the result and slay the ghoul with it.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2841 on: March 10, 2013, 10:34:51 am »

Enter storage room. Say words at anything hostile I see.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2842 on: March 10, 2013, 11:25:05 am »

Name: Sanya
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Still the same Sanya, short, quiet, and covered in cloth. As with each reincarnation, she takes a slightly different aesthetic- this time, her robes are black with large, eye-like designs. Much to her chagrin, these robes also fail to cover her midriff- more of a dancer's outfit than one for a mage.

Sanya remembers few details about the reincarnation process, but does remember having her abilities shifted about. She feels much more adept with magic this time around, but lacks physical strength.

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First things first: walk over near the basement, try Words! then walk down to monster town with the new equipment.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2843 on: March 10, 2013, 11:37:26 am »

A robe that doesn't cover the midriff? That's more like a small shirt and a skirt, if you ask me.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2844 on: March 10, 2013, 12:03:59 pm »

It sort of is, but everything is designed to be... poofy? Sort of? You can't really discern what she looks like from the shirt because it's concealing rather than form-fitting. I'd draw it but no scanner.
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DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2845 on: March 10, 2013, 12:12:43 pm »

Well, can someone with better fashion design, drawing, and scanner-access skills draw it, then?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2846 on: March 10, 2013, 12:22:45 pm »

I'll try using my camera or something. Probably.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2847 on: March 10, 2013, 12:27:13 pm »

"Clouds... They'd be better if I turned them into gold... Maybe another day. First I need to kill something and learn how to cast."

Continue floating down the path through the cloud cover. Once again, golden pimp-slap anything that looks dangerous.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2848 on: March 10, 2013, 01:03:40 pm »

Find an altar to Nul-sheal and make tribute.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Breakfast Nook of the Dead
« Reply #2849 on: March 10, 2013, 01:41:16 pm »

"Cainthalsaz Zerth".
Orbit dagger around me.
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