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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 956402 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3615 on: April 01, 2013, 03:33:22 am »

((Not that I'm complaining, but where did the Lost Spirit disappear to?))

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3616 on: April 01, 2013, 03:45:52 am »

((I killed it.. then grew concerned when you threw out yet another hostile spell))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3617 on: April 01, 2013, 03:51:22 am »

((I killed it.. then grew concerned when you threw out yet another hostile spell))

((Oh, so what's happening now is just a wacky misunderstanding stemming from the fact that I wasn't paying as much attention as I should have been and didn't read your part of the turn before last?

Sweet!))
« Last Edit: April 01, 2013, 03:54:05 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3618 on: April 01, 2013, 04:01:33 am »

((I killed it.. then grew concerned when you threw out yet another hostile spell))

((Oh, so what's happening now is just a wacky misunderstanding stemming from the fact that I wasn't paying as much attention as I should have been and didn't read your part of the turn before last?

Sweet!))
((pretty much...))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3619 on: April 01, 2013, 04:04:18 am »

((I do hope what I'm about to do works like I imagine it does. And that I actually get the chance to use it.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3620 on: April 01, 2013, 04:10:15 am »

((I do hope what I'm about to do works like I imagine it does. And that I actually get the chance to use it.))
((not sure if i should take that statement as an indication of imminent super attack, or just wander off and leave a one armed wind torso lying in the dirt...))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3621 on: April 01, 2013, 04:14:46 am »

((I do hope what I'm about to do works like I imagine it does. And that I actually get the chance to use it.))
((not sure if i should take that statement as an indication of imminent super attack, or just wander off and leave a one armed wind torso lying in the dirt...))

((Well, you could do that and it would probably be funnier if you did, not to mention a little bit safer. Then again, you might miss out on a sweet, sweet point. On the other hand, I'm not sure how the point distribution would work out in the event that what I'm doing works.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3622 on: April 01, 2013, 04:24:00 am »

"Ugh I don't remember eating that... or that"
Go and use fire control via sword to kill the big heavy fighting those three others then run off back towards the village and use words on anyone who attempts to kill me otherwise use non-violent words.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2013, 04:33:25 am by Corsair »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3623 on: April 01, 2013, 04:49:26 am »

"Hah!"

Say "Clo-caltel Shareeb Baltaellsheral", see if the resulting gauntlet fits on my new robotic arm.

((Here's me hoping for some sort of gauntlet that's made to fit on my arm.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3624 on: April 01, 2013, 06:30:51 am »

Shoshashzel Cycallozion the wind man.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3625 on: April 01, 2013, 06:40:28 am »

"Haha! Success! I created a wormhole that transported me to... umm... to..." Octo looked around and noticed the spawn room. "I died, didn't I? Damn it!"

If the evil cube is still out there, go to the basement storage room, say Defensive Mark Words (PM) and activate it.

Else go out and say "Shareeb Zorhalth Esprio" while thinking of a floorless (or at least steel floor) cage large enough to comfortably fit a human. Then say "Rothcaltal Haltol Thaltelsho" and see what happens.
((Probably liquid sand (whatever that is), but with that I will know all the elements with 100% certainty.))

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3626 on: April 01, 2013, 07:20:30 am »

Go down the mountain, mumbling arcane obscenities to myself the whole way down.

"Enslaved myself to a god, check... Collection of weapons, check... Freaky mutations, not check... Army of minions, not check... I've got some work ta' do."
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3627 on: April 01, 2013, 08:03:31 am »

Thaltesho Zerth Clo-Caltel
Down the cliff path to the city!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3628 on: April 01, 2013, 08:13:37 am »

"I'm going to do a bit of non-offensive science while you do that, hey?"

Word and word.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: The turn of suicides.
« Reply #3629 on: April 01, 2013, 09:16:54 am »

"Yeah, I like him."

Bind myself to Blastel by slicing my palm.
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