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Total Members Voted: 57

[IcyTea31]

Modify PSX to connect to the Internet. Hack a bank.

[Parsely]

C-can you do that..?

[Furtuka]

Modify PSX to connect to the Internet. Hack a bank.

+1

[IcyTea31]

C-can you do that..?

Probably not, but someone broke the computer. We'll have to see what the dice have to say about the matter.

[Parsely]

So how do we do this? [6+5] Masches' eyes flash. Easy. He grabs the PSX and plops it in the middle of the floor. He examines it, turning it over in his hands. He holds out his palm. Screwdriver. You hand it to him. [?] Several hours later.. Is he going to be alright doctor?! You hold a tissue to your face and sniffle a bit. Masches puts a gloved hand on your shoulder, pulling his surgical mask down. Ma'am.. I'm afraid I have some bad news.. *gasp* He didn't survive the operation. His injuries were too bad. We couldn't stop the bleeding a- You drop to your knees and curl up into a ball, sobbing. Masches removes his gloves and tosses them in a bin. Naaahhhh just kidding. It's fine. I rolled a five. Haxxord PSX get! Now we can go on the internet and stuff. Rad.

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Heavily Bruised Face [-1 Cha]
Skills: Master Laziness

Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling

Inventory
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Suprah Gamepad

Systems/Games
PSX [Haxxed]
- Metal Gear Solid
- Syphon Filter
N64
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
- Paper Mario
- Puzzle Bobble
Gameboy Color
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
- Kirby Pinball Land

Debt
19,800 Bison Dollars
5 Days Remaining until collection
No Public Property Damage until collection

[IronTomato]

It's called a PS1, not PSX, ya heathen 

[Parsely]

It's called a PS1, not PSX, ya heathen 

"As well as PS1, the first PlayStation console came to be known colloquially by its provisional codename of PSX."

[IcyTea31]

Do Internet stuff with the new and improved PSX, such as invoking banking errors and obtaining games.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Do Internet stuff with the new and improved PSX, such as invoking banking errors and obtaining games.

+1

[Parsely]

[1+1] Wow. I forgot just how shit tier dial-up was. Can we play some video games meow? My withdrawal symptoms are getting worse. Nick has the shakes!

[Furtuka]

Play Paper Mario, learn about cross town trading!

[IcyTea31]

Welp, run that Paper Mario. Ninja'd.

Play Paper Mario, learn about cross town trading!

+1

[The Froggy Ninja]

Welp, run that Paper Mario. Ninja'd.

Play Paper Mario, learn about cross town trading!

+1

+1

[darkpaladin109]

Welp, run that Paper Mario. Ninja'd.

Play Paper Mario, learn about cross town trading!

+1

+1

....Shove the Paper Mario cartridge into your new PSX.

[Parsely]

[4] You put Paper Mario into the N64. Will you use the suprah gamepad? If not, who will play?

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Heavily Bruised Face [-1 Cha]
Skills: Master Laziness

Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling

Inventory
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Suprah Gamepad

Systems/Games
PSX [Haxxed]
- Metal Gear Solid
- Syphon Filter
N64
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
- Paper Mario
- Puzzle Bobble
Gameboy Color
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
- Kirby Pinball Land

Debt
19,800 Bison Dollars
5 Days Remaining until collection
No Public Property Damage until collection