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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 645925 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6540 on: November 08, 2014, 01:27:04 pm »
Mine unborn minors in the back of the head, thus causing no children to be born in the fort. One may see him as a blessing.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6541 on: November 08, 2014, 04:10:10 pm »
Urist would pack the dragons into wooden cages after making them drink rum, then trade them with the elves for one mug.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6542 on: November 08, 2014, 04:29:45 pm »
The elf peasant has been shot and killed!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6543 on: November 08, 2014, 04:34:27 pm »
Be incredibly confused as to what this 'liver poisoning' syndrome is that kept killing his humans.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6544 on: November 10, 2014, 10:23:14 am »
Stand around in a meeting area for the rest of his natural life telling anyone who will listen (and almost anyone who won't) about the fierce werebunny of Soapwrapped, who has killed 2,642 dwarves, e12 humans, and an elf wearing a false beard in its lust for murder.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6545 on: November 10, 2014, 11:23:45 am »
End up drinking water from rivers, and eventually begin working so slowly that he is eventually frozen in place due to the scarcity of booze.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6546 on: November 10, 2014, 11:54:12 am »
Fall face first into the booze lake and go ON BREAK forever.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6547 on: November 10, 2014, 02:07:53 pm »
Mmm, they're naturally beer-battered!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6548 on: November 10, 2014, 11:22:47 pm »
Cover it in masterful engravings of cheese, purring maggots, and bucklers. Then proceed to display every single species of hateable vermin possible.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6549 on: November 11, 2014, 05:39:17 pm »
Enter a martial trance. Kill all the non-cursed members of the fort, then go berserk.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6550 on: November 11, 2014, 05:42:27 pm »
Get pissed of, throw a tantrum and throw a dolomite table at the kobold's face.

WWUD if he discovered that clown's blood can be turned into booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6551 on: November 11, 2014, 07:30:18 pm »
Brew some demon blood wine (worth ☼1,000,000 per unit) and sell it to the humans in exchange for lots of lower quality booze. Everyone in the fort is rather upset with him because of this, but feel bad for jailing Urist McBrewer for wrecking when all the humans who drank it turn into demons themselves. He is hammered for attempted murder instead.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6552 on: November 16, 2014, 12:12:53 am »
Probably use his brand-new candy-made sword to cut through the horde of demons. After that, dying out horribly by the clowns and forcing the overseer to build a wall to lock the demons. Also, Urist McSworddorf's death has caused a tantrum spiral!

WWUD if plump helmet men had actually evolved into highly intelligent beings, creating a huge and influent civilization, and then all the sudden sieging Urist's fortress for all the pain he caused for his kind?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6553 on: November 16, 2014, 03:32:29 pm »
Call up the crisis hammer brewer squad!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6554 on: November 16, 2014, 05:25:53 pm »
Automated butchery slaughters lots of cats these days...

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