Say I'll go Go to an all night convenience store to steal some food. Insane enough right?
Won't be coming back though.
Mumble something in a foreign sounding language
Watashi no habla yingwen, amicus
Fake a phone call and politely excuse myself.
“Sorry, I have to take this.”
Make a mockery of myself by performing modern dancing moves such as dabbing and default dancing, to make everyone else cringe and therefore won’t noticed me when I leave this picnic
“I have solid logic to turn this up to eleven”
Excuse myself to go to the bathroom, then break off in a dead sprint in a random direction that is definitely not towards a bathroom.
Introduce myself:
"Hi, my name is Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M. Your grandfather and I just finished having a lovely picnic."
Am I allowed to join? If so,
Search for a door and run towards it, hopefully it isn’t locked and I can open it and head through it
Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Yes escape.
After escaping from the nice lady, proceed to study the surrounding area.
I think I will keep the Title as it worked once.Code: (notes) [Select]Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Edited my action. Is it acceptable?
Gently kick the table for daring to oppose me, before returning to running away from picnic.
Yes escape.
After escaping from the nice lady, proceed to find a large, sturdy branch. If I find one practice using it as a club. If I fail to find one just take the best branch I can find.
I think I will keep the Title as it worked once.Code: (notes) [Select]Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Smile and nod. Thumbs up! Then just get up and walk away
Get up normally, then head for the nearest street before walking down it. Keep on walking forward.
Wander off while talking to my phone.
Convince the granddaughter that my skills at dancing needs to be improved by an actual trainer, and use this as opportunity to leave the picnic
Check my pocket for my phone and wallet, then call a cab back home.
Escape confirmed. I spend my time picking flowers and humming happily.
Confirm escape, check to see if I have any pocket money or phone on me, using the GPS on the phone to track down a nearby hunting store or if no phone than seeing where the commercial hub for this city is and then going there
This, on the other hand... are you sure you don't want to make some preparations for the next location?Never underestimate where flowers can get you.
(Unless the flowers and humming practice are your preparation, in which case I will be interested to see what you do with them.)
Confirm escape, check to see if I have any pocket money or phone on me, using the GPS on the phone to track down a nearby hunting store or if no phone than seeing where the commercial hub for this city is and then going there
To clarify, again: There's still one location left in the chapter that the players haven't escaped yet.
Each chapter is a group of increasingly large locations; escaping, say, the first location doesn't mean you've escaped the second location.
Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a moderate-quality club, and has 0.5x practice with it (add +0.5x if quality upgraded)
Check my pocket for my phone and wallet, then call a cab back home.
Escape confirmed. I spend my time picking flowers and humming happily.
Confirm escape, check to see if I have any pocket money or phone on me, and than meander in a random direction until I found something interesting
Start blinking in Morse code before thanking her for her time
Look around for something that would be better for a club and practice using it as a club. If I fail to find a better club than just Continue practicing with my current club.Code: (notes) [Select]Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a moderate-quality club, and has 0.5x practice with it (add +0.5x if quality upgraded)
Escape. Find a fist-sized rock, preferably with a sharp-ish side.
Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Can I be added to the waitlist?
Wait behind a tree for the cab.
Once it's here, hop the fence and get in the cab before the guard can react. Give my home address so we can go.
Escape ConfirmedI guess this happened already...
Do some stealth; using trees as cover and perform some recon on the watchman. How big is he? Is he armed? Does he have a predictable patrol path?
Wait until the watchman has passed, then hop the fence.
See if I can sneak up on the watchman and knock him out with my club. If I fail to knock him out or he sees me before I can introduce myself and tell him from the back he looked like my rival.
"Don't worry guys I'll distract him, I hope."Code: (notes) [Select]Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
I shall just sprint as fast as I can, and just climb the chain link fence to get over it
Climb over the fence and run with the others, hoping someone else distracts or incapacitates the guard.
Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Wait behind the tree as the patrolman investigates shenanigans. While he is distracted, go to the fence on the opposite side of the park (and far away from the patrolman) and try to climb it
Stealthily find the gate and go out that way. If the guard sees me introduce myself and claim that I lost track of time.Code: (notes) [Select]Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Scream like a banshee, clamber over the fence desperately, and flee while continuing to scream.
Continue waiting, obviously.
“Ow my leg. I think it’s broken.”
Convince the watchman to help me past the fence and to the hospital.
Use the distraction that the other players are doing so that I can jump off the fence to the other side, hopefully somewhat gracefully
Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Finish getting over the fence before walking off all incognito
Check, then go jump over the fence, before calmly walking to the cab.
Ask the guard where the gate is and if he can let me out, if he can't tell him I will just climb the fence, then proceed to climb fence and leave the park.
That went better than I thought.Code: (notes) [Select]Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Confirm escape, meander around by moving past the gate until I found someone or something interesting
Continue fleeing and screaming until I escape.
Ask him to help me past the fence while we wait for the ambulance.
Check, then go jump over the fence,before calmly walking to the cab.
Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Escape confirmed
Check, then go jump over the fence,before calmly walking to the cab.
Continue walking calmly to the cab.
Inform the officers that I lost track of time and was just trying to find the exit, explain about the old man if I need to. Then proceed in the direction the watchman pointed.
Come on better than a 3.Code: (notes) [Select]Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Confirm escape
Wait for the ambulance.
Call up a food delivery place for a ~15$ meal, and have them send me a pizza box or two at the grassy meadow
Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Do some push-ups and sit-ups while waiting for the pizza to come on time, trying to stretch and work up my musculature for the chaos that will inevitably happen
Practice my ability to run and scream by continuing to do those things. At three in the morning. I may be the true monster here.
Explain about the old man to the officers, that he is a bit senile and seems to live in the park. Ask the watchman to help explain about the old man. Then proceed in the direction the watchman pointed.
If I would have know what time it was I would have changed my tactics earlier.Code: (notes) [Select]Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Practice some boxing in an alley to pass time and better my hand to hand skills
Continue waiting.
Escape Confirmed.
By the by, what city am I in right now, and what street is this?
"Can you take me to the nearest bar. I'm a bit new to this city."
Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Bump for TricMagic.
Get my foot unstuck, and get to the exit. If the officers want me to go with them than go willingly(if this is a game over for me than fine).Code: (notes) [Select]Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Jumping jacks for cardio training
Keep running, screaming hoarsely as I run out of breath.
More strength training, try to do tricks like push-ups with one hand, one-arm pull ups, etc while using the pizza as motivation to work harder
"Well something's wrong with it; the pain is 7/10!"
Convince the paramedic that I'm in immense pain an need to leave the area.
What is there to say but continue the cab ride?
Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
back to shadow boxing for now
While running, train a bit of parkour; jump over imaginary objects, try to take sharp corners, and attempt a bit of (presumably ill-fated) wall-running.
Climb over the gate and leave, if the watchman come over and unlocks it for me walk out instead. EITHER WAY LEAVE!Code: (notes) [Select]Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Go in and grab a stiff drink.. Seriously, this day.
Work on my dance moves while I wait for my pizza delivery, trying to do a variety of exercises besides dabbing to make me seem more graceful and upbeat while not making me seem cringy and awkward in my dance skills
Wait until we've left the park, then get out.
Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Set my phone to audibly play a music-streaming site that plays the top-hits, utilize the rhythm and beats to help me concentrate on my dancing to train from the “default dancing” to a sort of hip-hop dance that has movement to make me look more impressive
Beg for money
Tuck and roll.
CLIMB OVER THE GATE AND LEAVE!Code: (notes) [Select]Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Continue training parkour.
Watch the tv.
Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Ask the old man if I can buy that flashlight off of him
Run out the door, scream loudly to distract the attention of the night watchmen to this location, then begin rapidly crouch-walking away from the shed.
Leave the shed, looks for the closest object that could possibly be used as a weapon
Look for a shovel or other digging implement.
Look around the shed and see what is inside.Code: (notes) [Select]Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Check my phone signal and stealthily call for 911. I have been kidnapped for some reason.
Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
“I got a free pizza, and a crossbow to boot, maybe I could convince one of those night man to help me...”
Make sure the crossbow is loaded and look where this iron-wrought fence is, and than analyze how difficult it would to be climb
Strain my eyes until I become more accustomed to the darkness, then continue crawling away.
You ought to what, punk? You think you're better than me?
Apply a rear naked choke on the old man, then take the flashlight from him and head out of the shed
Sneak past the guards, knock out any that find me.
Opps, thought I posted an action.
Find a club or weapon that would be an upgrade to what I currently have.Code: (notes) [Select]Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Hide behind the Old Man. With a nearby tarp to cover my kneeling form.
Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Apply boxing to the two night watchmen
Take advantage while they are distracted to leave and find a secluded area to hide outside.
Focus on the shadows I can see on the ground left by the moon, and start navigating by those towards the wall of the cemetary.
Hit him with the shovel.[Medium difficulty: 2]
Try to leave the shed without being caught. If caught: explain that I have no idea how I got here and am trying to leave.
If not caught: keep quite and in the shadows.Code: (notes) [Select]Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Shoot the lock to damage its inner workings, and than use the musculature training to good use by kicking the lock until it falls off. Escape the place if the lock does fall off
Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Use my parkour skills to quickly slither over the top of the fence.
Find the nearest exit and open it with my club(if needed) and then leave.Code: (notes) [Select]Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
*Please find the gate that Shadowclaw opened*
Shake of that shocking sensation and try to make a run for it
Take the lock, maybe it’s heavy enough to throw at someone’s head or make a loud sound. Look for a nearby tree with a low-hanging branch or something that I can do pull-ups on, perform exercises on that to improve my upper body strength
“Sorry, you startled me. I’m the gravedigger.”
Convince the guard I’m an employee, not a threat.
Look for tarp again to hide, then stay very still with it hanging off a crate covering me.
Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Start foaming at the mouth and act like a zombie, scaring the watchmen!
Work on my ability to see in the dark; try to develop night vision.
“Unfortunate.”
Shovel the watchman behind me, the the one in front.
Continue doing pull-ups, even if start hurting, to gain those gains
Remain very still as I wait for that call for help to show results. No motion means I won't draw the eye.
Do some stealth training.Code: (notes) [Select]Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Skills: stealth(2x practice)
Remain very still as I wait for that call for help to show results. No motion means I won't draw the eye.Also silent. Listen.
Do some more stealth training.Code: (notes) [Select]Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Skills: stealth(2x practice)
Now make a run for it!
Remain very still as I wait for that call for help to show results. No motion means I won't draw the eye.Also silent. Listen.
Guess I'll just keep on developing my night vision.
Time to strain the muscles some more with one-armed pull-ups and try doing it upside down, to make my arms hurt and make those gains
Lets see what this “west shed” is.
Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Skills: stealth(2x practice)
yell "MEDIC!" repeatedly
Guess I'll just try meditating.
Try to do some more stealth training.Code: (notes) [Select]Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Skills: stealth(2x practice)
Attempt to untie myself.
Get off the tree, attempt to use the crossbow or the hefty lock to attempt to bicep curls to make those muscles grow.
Continue to listen silently.
Title/Name: Mario the Marvelous and Mischievous, or 3M
Weapon: a good-quality club, and has 1x practice with it (add +1x if size increased)
Skills: stealth(2x practice)