I'd hit it.
Not in, since I'm not familiar with MS Paint adventures, but I'll certainly watch. However, quick question: Are there any specifically bad-guy type roles? If so, it may be good to give these people safeclaims to hide behind.
Not in, since I'm not familiar with MS Paint adventures, but I'll certainly watch.
You don't have to be familiar with MSPA to play you know :P
AND BRING ON DEADLINES FOR THIS ONE.The Toon said so. This is my vote.
So am I in?As well as mine.AND BRING ON DEADLINES FOR THIS ONE.The Toon said so. This is my vote.
Luke_Prowler
Why are you "For the Emperor"?
And Pandarsenic: I am not Scum
Luke_ProwlerHeresy!
Why are you "For the Emperor"?
And Pandarsenic: I am not Scum
MagmaDeath
Once. Why, what am I doing wrong?
Wine in Front of Me. It comes from the Princess Bride, the scene where the guy poisoned one of the glasses and the other guy dosen't know which.
Toonyman Why do you always accuse Panda of being scum?
Org why Hammer?Because Hammers are good. As they give me more time usually.
Org why Hammer?Because Hammers are good. As they give me more time usually.
Same question back at ya, Jackrabbit
>Retrieve arms from safeOkay, a man has his limits.
Why.I can stop my lynch, then have everyone heal and guard me so I dont die.
Why.I can stop my lynch, then have everyone heal and guard me so I dont die.
That doesn't make you Town Org.Maybe, maybe not
XD
Yup, although a couple of roles come with overriding win conditions that would put them at odds with the Mafya should they come up as Mafya, i tried to keep this one balanced though, since i'd need more people to balance out Mafya factions properly.
Unvote Pandarsenic.Vote me 4 lurking. EVERYONE DO IT
Now for Serious Business. Vote Org. Not just for policy lynch, but for the fact THAT YOU ARE NOT HELPING.
Wait, that is policy lynch. Org, are you going to play lurky scum that helps his scum team BY DOING NOTHING? Or are you going to play lurky town that helps his town team BY DOING NOTHING?
DO IT
Going to bed.
...
Given that there's 11 of us and we're lurking to death, I'd suggest that you lower that number a bit. It's one of those nice modlike things to do.
Org is being a moron anyway. What do you want? It's practically a policylynch but he's earned it. If he's a Jester, well fine, at least he's not here looking like real scum. I'm just sick of him being like this.
Faux-edit: Wait, he can block his lynch?
Unvote Vote Org
Why.I can stop my lynch, then have everyone heal and guard me so I dont die.
I'm not sure if it's refuge in audacity or him being a jester or even him being honest but stupid... but still, I'm so fucking sick of how he's acting.
If he's scum claiming he can do this to avoid a lynch we'll all hate ourselves. And since that's the sort of thing I would do, I don't trust him. If he has a smart partner he might have been able to get away with saying something stupid like that to survive for ages. Unacceptable.
: (
I guess not. Unvote Myself. Yeah, not so good when it cant really prove myself a townie.
To get this game lively again.
Jackrabbit, what are your suspicions right now and why?
? How so? You really think so? You seem more of scum, trying to deflect on me, Pandar: (
I guess not. Unvote Myself. Yeah, not so good when it cant really prove myself a townie.
I was right, he's scum who was trying to bluff his way into never being lynched.
? How so? You really think so? You seem more of scum, trying to deflect on me, Pandar: (
I guess not. Unvote Myself. Yeah, not so good when it cant really prove myself a townie.
I was right, he's scum who was trying to bluff his way into never being lynched.
At least you didn't make a point of OMGUSing, but here's my logic:
Every time there's a town magistrate, especially one who can self-pardon, they try to clear themselves by self-pardoning.
Every time someone can pardon, they offer to to "confirm" themselves, even if the pardoning isn't a town-only power.
Every time someone does that, the town doesn't lynch them.
I think a scum partner of yours, smarter than you, had you fakeclaim a pardoning role offering to become a confirmed townie; we would point out that doesn't work and not lynch you.
Once you started to pick up votes for it, you realized your scumbuddy's plan had backfired and tried to back out.
So yeah, nice try, but I'm not falling for it unless you can provide a good reason that isn't the case.
Org unvoted himself, though it wasn't in red.
You are WAYWARD VAGABONDQuote from: Wayward VagabondYou are Wayward Vagabond, the MAYOR OF CANTOWN, your Mayoral position grants you the ability to pardon someone and nullify their lynch. But you’re not just any Mayor, oh no, you’re the MAYOR OF CANTOWN, your authority is so complete that you don’t even need to tell anyone what you’re doing, except the mod of course. Not only that, but you can retroactively undo someone’s lynch!
At any time during the day or night, you may place a MAYORAL PARDON upon a player, if that player was lynched yesterday, or gets lynched today, they will miraculously spring back to life as if nothing had ever happened. You may place a MAYORAL PARDON in the thread, or PM it to the mod. If you pardon a player in the night they return to life in the morning, provided you are still alive at that point in time.
You are also part of the TOWN. You win when only townies remain alive.
Org.I dont like your mafias.
You...
You're not allowed in any of my mafias.
Hello, Pandarsenic... or should I say, ACE DICK, SCUM?!No, you shouldn't.
It also confirms that Vector is a Hippo, that's probably some sort of electrical fault.
oh god i rote vester
VOTE VECTOR.
Explain yourself, Vector.
Ok, so, you guys, I've got this role. And it tells me if people need to kill/lynch town to win. And this Pandarsenic guy over here? He needs to kill/lynch town to win.
I guessed from the description of his room. Three magnificent busts were seen.
And yes, he is right that I'm Ace Dick. Also, someone stole my vote, as Cheeetar shall see.
Well, Pandarsenic did admit to being Ace Dick, and it was in his rooms description, so I'm assuming I investigated him.And yes, he is right that I'm Ace Dick. Also, someone stole my vote, as Cheeetar shall see.
hmm, can you guys think of any roles that allows the player to use their abilities on themselves?
A busser might be able to swap positions with someone else, as well as two people other than himself. (I think?)
Hello, Pandarsenic... or should I say, ACE DICK, SCUM?!No, you shouldn't.
Hello, Pandarsenic... or should I say, ACE DICK, SCUM?!No, you shouldn't.
So, looking back, Pandarsenic is ACE DICK. And even if he isn't scum, the busts and the fact Cheeetar discovered he needs to kill/lynch town to win? So there may be more than one side and he's definitely a threat. In case you're wondering, I'm rehashing all this so I'm not accused of bandwagoning. Pandarsenic is a definite threat.
Vote Pandarsenic.
Using other people's arguments isn't always scum, because a person could be genuinely convinced by anothers argument.
Crap.
Basically what I'm trying to say is all the current evidence against Pandarsenic makes it look like he's scum. Makes it really look like he's scum. I see no reason not to vote for him.
Rehashing really was a terrible word to use, wasn't it?
In case you're wondering, I'm rehashing all this so I'm not accused of bandwagoning.
Oh dear god, this is like KWN all over again.
Oh dear god, this is like KWN all over again.
What was that?
Vector looks really fishy, now that I go back and read. FISHY.
What pumpkin?;D
Unvote.
We're pretty heavy a numbers right now, Cheeetar is either town or silly lying scum. I don't like Pandarsenic and way.
That is weird though Vector, the drug trip just makes you act odd and that's it?
Pandarsenic and way.That is an odd spelling mistake.
oh god i rote vester
VOTE VECTOR.
It also confirms that Vector is a Hippo, that's probably some sort of electrical fault.
What is this Vester?
Also, why so sure Cheeetar? Insanity does ensue. (instead of Insanity ensues)
He doesn't like Way either, but he only has 1 vote, so he can't vote for him.That pumpkin. That is what is what.
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2nhjjnk.jpg)
oh god i rote vester
VOTE VECTOR.It also confirms that Vector is a Hippo, that's probably some sort of electrical fault.
What is this Vester?
Also, why so sure Cheeetar? Insanity does ensue. (instead of Insanity ensues)
Might this perhaps a part of his role?
You are quite sure there has never been, and never will be, a pumpkin.YOU KILLED THE WV, YOU BASTARD.
You are quite sure there has never been, and never will be, a pumpkin.YOU KILLED THE WV, YOU BASTARD.
I get that he misspells sometimes, but any to and is just impossible unless on purpose.oh god i rote vester
VOTE VECTOR.It also confirms that Vector is a Hippo, that's probably some sort of electrical fault.
What is this Vester?
Also, why so sure Cheeetar? Insanity does ensue. (instead of Insanity ensues)
Might this perhaps a part of his role?
Honestly, I think that's just ToonyMan. He always talks like that. It's when he doesn't have odd grammar that we need to worry.
Yeah. I'm just waiting for Pandarsenic to defend himself.
The possibility exists that some of you might die more than twice, although it's somewhat unlikely.
Hmm...Do you guys think there is any vanilla roles (ones without abilities) in this game?
So he'll be modkilled? Hope we get a replacement. Wouldn't want someone to die like that.
And I had such a cool role too.hmm
In case you're wondering, I have a stopgap solution to the problem (my iPod) but I can't play this game with any reasonable degree of awareness or logic and my role definiatly requires both. So I'm still out. Hope you understand
And I had such a cool role too.hmm
In case you're wondering, I have a stopgap solution to the problem (my iPod) but I can't play this game with any reasonable degree of awareness or logic and my role definiatly requires both. So I'm still out. Hope you understand
If it's possible, PM me the details and I'll decide whether to replace or not.
MSPA Mafia contains alot of wine.How else to engage the imagination
The REFERENDUM EXHIBIT
The floating board thing that i cannot remember the name of confirms this ridiculousness; no-one died at all, not even a little bit!
It also confirms that Vector is a Hippo, that's probably some sort of electrical fault.
Okay, Zchris, please do explain what you're talking about here at least.You are quite sure there has never been, and never will be, a pumpkin.YOU KILLED THE WV, YOU BASTARD.
Org... are you... ZOMBIE ACE DICK!? >:[
See, there's a funny story behind why the hell AM I lynch immune, Neruz? ._.; Am *I* Zombie Ace Dick?
You sure? Oh well, my offer still stands.What's my role?
See, there's a funny story behind why the hell AM I lynch immune, Neruz? ._.; Am *I* Zombie Ace Dick?
Alright, who startled me last night? It was very startling, and I do not approve of you messing with my investigation results. Unless of course, Zchris IS a fish.I did not use my night action. I was that person.
Ooooh, looks fun. Neruz: What is Pandarsenics role?
You sure? Oh well, my offer still stands.What's my role?
Does that mean Org is confirmed?
MOD ANSWER ME.
Well, I guess the only way he wouldn't if he was turned into the opposite aliment.
Does that mean Org is confirmed?aliment: a source of materials to nourish the body
MOD ANSWER ME.
Well, I guess the only way he wouldn't if he was turned into the opposite aliment.
"opposite alignment" implies two doesn't it? ...no?Opposite of Town is Scum.
I find that funny CobaltKobold...it's like you know there's a third-party or something (if one existed).
And we know there are third-parties, fool. *Points to self*
Is Toonyman's avatar from Homestuck? I can't read it right now...
You are WAYWARD VAGABONDQuote from: Wayward VagabondYou are Wayward Vagabond, the MAYOR OF CANTOWN, your Mayoral position grants you the ability to pardon someone and nullify their lynch. But you’re not just any Mayor, oh no, you’re the MAYOR OF CANTOWN, your authority is so complete that you don’t even need to tell anyone what you’re doing, except the mod of course. Not only that, but you can retroactively undo someone’s lynch!
At any time during the day or night, you may place a MAYORAL PARDON upon a player, if that player was lynched yesterday, or gets lynched today, they will miraculously spring back to life as if nothing had ever happened. You may place a MAYORAL PARDON in the thread, or PM it to the mod. If you pardon a player in the night they return to life in the morning, provided you are still alive at that point in time.
No. Die now, scumbucket.Hey guys. I am now confirmed, as I was able to pardon myself. Weird and all that, but its my power. So, everyone claim?No, I dont knoiw how I was rezzed, maybe my own power? Didnt really uinderstand my entire role. But, kept my orginal alignment(or so i am told). Not to sure if I still have my powers though.
Ha. Ha. How the certain fall and tremble in the face of disbelief.
Vector: Org's not a worthwhile lynch- like Pandarsenic owuld be if he were still unlynchable.
Pandarsenic [...]prototyped with Zombie Ace Dick Night 1, granting him a 1 shot lynch immunity as zombies do not need to breathe.Ergo, Pandarsenic is lynchable, Org ...is more than likely not. Also if he has his power to pardon then a lynch of him is again worthless, see? (Ignoring that this should have been the case d1, for argument's sake)
Note: The Mod cannot guarantee that any of the above text is true. The possibility exists that all text in this post (including this note) may be complete bullshit. You have been warned.
That is why I am not currently reading homestuck. PS was yummy. A bard's quest was...ebeh.
...hmmmmmmm. RubyQuest mafia?
SAY IT NOT. PROBLEM SLEUTH IS MADE OF AWESOMENESS. Jailbreak was funny up until, well, breaking jail.
Oh, and I have a multitude of reasons for voting vector. My scanpost last eve kind of found the scumteam. lemme look it up. Vector pandarsenic and...Toony.
New today: Apparently Vector wants people dead, and is unhappy that the town is at full strength. With some information to boot!
(RubyQuest is not MSPA. It is elsewhere.)
Note: The Mod cannot guarantee that any of the above text is true. The possibility exists that all text in this post (including this note) may be complete bullshit. You have been warned.
This was under everything.
Yes; yes it is. I highly recommend everyone ignore me, for your own sakes. I am not to be trusted.Ignoring this.
THEN LYNCH MEEEEWe tried that already! Stop suggesting worthless actions, otherscum.
everyone ignore me, for your own sakes.
Let this be a lesson to all of you.Ignoring this.
this is as bad an idea as it was d1.
Yeah, but your role says you come back next day, not in two days. I find that part highly suspect.
Still, maybe lynching him isn't the best idea. Still, who else might be a good idea?
yeah...Yeah, but your role says you come back next day, not in two days. I find that part highly suspect.
Still, maybe lynching him isn't the best idea. Still, who else might be a good idea?
SCUMMY. Stop being depend at on others.
Also, we need more people playing. >_>
IF WE STOP TALKING, MSPA MAFIA BECOMES RIDICULOUS MAFIA 3. :3
No Comrade. Was a joke.IF WE STOP TALKING, MSPA MAFIA BECOMES RIDICULOUS MAFIA 3. :3
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL THIS GAME FOR SOME REASON?
No Comrade. Was a joke.IF WE STOP TALKING, MSPA MAFIA BECOMES RIDICULOUS MAFIA 3. :3
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL THIS GAME FOR SOME REASON?
Rashilul
Luke_Prowler
zchris13
MagmaDeath
These people, show up more.
Ooooh, looks fun. Neruz: What is Pandarsenics role?
Pandarsenic is the KERNELSPRITE, he can prototype himself 2 times per game with any character or object in the comic (sending a link to the relevant page), prototyping is not reversible, but he may also SPLIT once per game, doing so removes all previous prototypes and allows him to prototype 2 times again. Prototyping grants him an appropriate power for whatever he prototyped with. He prototyped with Zombie Ace Dick Night 1, granting him a 1 shot lynch immunity as zombies do not need to breathe. Night 2 he prototyped with the Harlequin, turning him into a Jester (wins when lynched, game continues after victory.) He has not yet SPLIT.
Vector: I think Pandarsenic is scum, with an ability to avoid being lynched once. Also: Don't vote for me.
Why which?
Ooooh, looks fun. Neruz: What is Pandarsenics role?
Pandarsenic is the KERNELSPRITE, he can prototype himself 2 times per game with any character or object in the comic (sending a link to the relevant page), prototyping is not reversible, but he may also SPLIT once per game, doing so removes all previous prototypes and allows him to prototype 2 times again. Prototyping grants him an appropriate power for whatever he prototyped with. He prototyped with Zombie Ace Dick Night 1, granting him a 1 shot lynch immunity as zombies do not need to breathe. Night 2 he prototyped with the Harlequin, turning him into a Jester (wins when lynched, game continues after victory.) He has not yet SPLIT.
He's scum, though. Because he wants to kill town. So, a scum jester? Sounds like a win-win to me. Pandarsenic. If he isn't a jester? We lynch scum.
Vector: I think Pandarsenic is scum, with an ability to avoid being lynched once. Also: Don't vote for me.
Hmm, Cheetar, why shouldn't we vote for you?Three e's. Don't vote for me because I'm practically confirmed, to my knowledge. Voting me would have no consequence except me being lynched with enough votes (as in, the standard amount).
In any case, Toony, I was not trying to have other play for me. I simply hoped to get some people to say something. Since Org may just keep his powers, your probably right in not voting him. I still don't like him however. Something feels off. Unvote
Rash, why not come in and tell us a few things, perhaps any reads you've gotten on people? Would be nice to hear from you.
Hmm, Cheetar, why shouldn't we vote for you?
In any case, Toony, I was not trying to have other play for me. I simply hoped to get some people to say something. Since Org may just keep his powers, your probably right in not voting him. I still don't like him however. Something feels off. Unvote
Rash, why not come in and tell us a few things, perhaps any reads you've gotten on people? Would be nice to hear from you.
Yeah, I'm sorry I was lurking, But Real life called for a few days. It seems that ToonyManIs a Roleblocker, He seemed to be so cool that I couldn't do anything last night. Wait, Org is a zombie? That is Awesome... Though there may be "Side effects" from being a zombie... His role may have changed, along with his goal. We should still suspect him, but I don't think we have much of a chance to stop him, If he kept his powers and became anti-town, unless one of us can NK.
2. There was no mafia-kill and I role-blocked you.This interests me. So far, on my confirmed scum list is Pandarsenic, and on my most likely is MagmaDeath.
Voteboard Counterer>REFERENDUM EXHIBIT accept no substitutes.
Thing of Voting
Vector, do you have a vote?
MagmaDeath [1] (ToonyMan, Vector)
I don't think anyone's done anything to Vector's vote at the time of this posting.
I swear i thought i'd done something horrible and accidentally posted the mafia chat link or something when i first started reading that, then i was like 'wat the hell is he?... Woops!"
Seriously. toonyman vector pandarsenic. I got the scumteam first scan.I swear i thought i'd done something horrible and accidentally posted the mafia chat link or something when i first started reading that, then i was like 'wat the hell is he?... Woops!"
Wait a second. Accidentally posted mafia chat link. ToonyMan possibly being mad at this...
Seriously. toonyman vector pandarsenic. I got the scumteam first scan.I swear i thought i'd done something horrible and accidentally posted the mafia chat link or something when i first started reading that, then i was like 'wat the hell is he?... Woops!"
Wait a second. Accidentally posted mafia chat link. ToonyMan possibly being mad at this...
Hey, you never know. I suspected you were Dave from the message I got, But roles don't necessarily correspond with alignment. Cheeetar does bring up a good point... but we really shouldn't go on that. Anyway, UnvotingYeah, I'm sorry I was lurking, But Real life called for a few days. It seems that ToonyManIs a Roleblocker, He seemed to be so cool that I couldn't do anything last night. Wait, Org is a zombie? That is Awesome... Though there may be "Side effects" from being a zombie... His role may have changed, along with his goal. We should still suspect him, but I don't think we have much of a chance to stop him, If he kept his powers and became anti-town, unless one of us can NK.
Yeah, I role-blocked you with my sweet jams. Now, I want to know two things:
1. Why are you voting me for it? Role-blocking you doesn't make me scum. XD
2. Why is ZChris voting me?
My vote remains for two more reasons:
1. You didn't answer my question.
2. There was no mafia-kill and I role-blocked you.
Since the cats out of the bag, let me claim.
I am Dave Strider. I can role-block someone each night.
Night 1 - Was role-blocked by tentacles...
Night 2- Blocked MagmaDeath.
I am announced to the person that I role-blocked. Why MagmaDeath, do you think I'm scum for this?
Vector why did you jump when zchris called you fishy and then accused him of "not playing?" Why did you support org's policy lynch when you thought and admitted you thought he was town? ...why would you support a policy lynch?
Vector looks really fishy, now that I go back and read. FISHY.
VECTOR ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE FISH.
...
If you have any actual accusations, bring it.
could you explain your hippo drug trip?
Why is your avatar not a pumpkin?
I see that you, too, have been blessed with insanity.If I am blessed, why do you attack me for it? If not, why take such a cheap shot?
I had just been informed by the mod that I should feel free to act crazy and screw around. As such, I acted a bit crazy and screwed around. I wrote in caps to increase risibility, though I may have calculated incorrectly.It's fun to screw around, yes.
If this constitutes jumpiness... then I have no defense for it....bingbing! scum has no defense scum has no defense AWWWK
3. I thought he was being stupid enough to be town, but "Org being stupid" does not necessarily mean "Org is town" . I was also royally pissed off at his behavior. Play 14 games with Org and tell me that he's hard to keep from lynching.He may be hard to keep from lynching. But he is in fact incredibly difficult to lynch with good reason. He screws up and drops a bucket of scum almost every time as town. I don't recall him doing it as
I'll also state here that I do look incredibly scummy right there.*fwee* "I AM OBVSCUM. PLEASE IGNORE THAT I AM LOOKING SCUMMY." Wifom alert! Wifom alert!
It's partially because I had thoughts I didn't post in thread, though that's no excuse.Gonna find those when the scumthread links show up are we?
Ultimately, I was swayed by "I don't mind lynching Org because I dislike him and it won't be too wasteful of a lynch, and he's probably making up his role (boy, was I wrong), and he's trying to confirm himself when he can't, and he's being lurkish, and he's demanding votes, and Pandarsenic has a good argument."OK, here's a followup question. Why are you lynching a townie on someone else's arguments? That's worse than lynching a townie.
4. Why would I support a policy-lynch? Because someone is hard to read and making me angry,"I AM ANGRY MUST DESTROY TOWN"
and there's a large number of things that make me angry.This is true.
One of the things I can do to get rid of some of that frustration is to lynch Org. Sometimes I attack certain people just to make myself feel better. It's infrequent and a horrible trait, but I'll admit that I do it at times.Are you happy you lynched Org?
Meh. That's a weak defense, and I know it, and I'm also sorry about it.Why do you not have a better one? I know you are pretty logical when you try. Also why are you sorry about it?
I swear i thought i'd done something horrible and accidentally posted the mafia chat link or something when i first started reading that, then i was like 'wat the hell is he?... Woops!"
Wait a second. Accidentally posted mafia chat link. ToonyMan possibly being mad at this...
I don't know about you Cheeetar, but i'd be pretty upset if the mod accidentally (http://i50.tinypic.com/2nhjjnk.jpg)ed the (http://i50.tinypic.com/2nhjjnk.jpg) even if i was (http://i50.tinypic.com/2nhjjnk.jpg); it kind of ruins the game you know?Ignori- waitaminute.
Anyway; that was just the first thing that came to mind that would deserve the level of (http://i50.tinypic.com/2nhjjnk.jpg) Toony directed at me.
Quote from: VectorI see that you, too, have been blessed with insanity.If I am blessed, why do you attack me for it? If not, why take such a cheap shot?
Quote from: VectorIf this constitutes jumpiness... then I have no defense for it....bingbing! scum has no defense scum has no defense AWWWK
Quote from: Vector3. I thought he was being stupid enough to be town, but "Org being stupid" does not necessarily mean "Org is town" . I was also royally pissed off at his behavior. Play 14 games with Org and tell me that he's hard to keep from lynching.He may be hard to keep from lynching. But he is in fact incredibly difficult to lynch with good reason. He screws up and drops a bucket of scum almost every time as town. I don't recall him doing it as scum.
Quote from: VectorI'll also state here that I do look incredibly scummy right there.*fwee* "I AM OBVSCUM. PLEASE IGNORE THAT I AM LOOKING SCUMMY." Wifom alert! Wifom alert!
Quote from: VectorIt's partially because I had thoughts I didn't post in thread, though that's no excuse.Gonna find those when the scumthread links show up are we?
Quote from: VectorUltimately, I was swayed by "I don't mind lynching Org because I dislike him and it won't be too wasteful of a lynch, and he's probably making up his role (boy, was I wrong), and he's trying to confirm himself when he can't, and he's being lurkish, and he's demanding votes, and Pandarsenic has a good argument."OK, here's a followup question. Why are you lynching a townie on someone else's arguments? That's worse than lynching a townie.
Quote from: Vector4. Why would I support a policy-lynch? Because someone is hard to read and making me angry,"I AM ANGRY MUST DESTROY TOWN"
Quote from: Vectorand there's a large number of things that make me angry.This is true.
Quote from: VectorOne of the things I can do to get rid of some of that frustration is to lynch Org. Sometimes I attack certain people just to make myself feel better. It's infrequent and a horrible trait, but I'll admit that I do it at times.Are you happy you lynched Org?
Quote from: VectorMeh. That's a weak defense, and I know it, and I'm also sorry about it.Why do you not have a better one? I know you are pretty logical when you try. Also why are you sorry about it?
Such beautiful lo-uh oh.Quote from: VectorI see that you, too, have been blessed with insanity.If I am blessed, why do you attack me for it? If not, why take such a cheap shot?
You think that's an attack? I mean... SERIOUSLY, DOODABUDDY. You have a (http://i50.tinypic.com/2nhjjnk.jpg). I have a (http://i50.tinypic.com/2nhjjnk.jpg) because I am insane. This implies that you are insane. Formulate statement: "I see that we are both crazy." -> "I see that you, too, have been blessed with insanity."
Namecalling...entry not found. Filing under "zanyVector". Rather a lot of it...Quote from: VectorIf this constitutes jumpiness... then I have no defense for it....bingbing! scum has no defense scum has no defense AWWWK
BINGBING! It doesn't look like jumpiness from over here, jerkface. I don't have a defense for something I didn't know I was doing. Ya big booby.
"I do"? oh. You find him hard not to lynch. Well, there is a little advantage to his meta of being a scumbucket- he's moderately likely to get away with stuff. However, it's pretty strictly antitown.I do. He's a shitty player either way. The problem is that, scum or town, there's always a surfeit of good reasons.Quote from: Vector3. I thought he was being stupid enough to be town, but "Org being stupid" does not necessarily mean "Org is town" . I was also royally pissed off at his behavior. Play 14 games with Org and tell me that he's hard to keep from lynching.He may be hard to keep from lynching. But he is in fact incredibly difficult to lynch with good reason. He screws up and drops a bucket of scum almost every time as town. I don't recall him doing it as scum.
Too bad. Scum.Quote from: VectorI'll also state here that I do look incredibly scummy right there.*fwee* "I AM OBVSCUM. PLEASE IGNORE THAT I AM LOOKING SCUMMY." Wifom alert! Wifom alert!
No. Unfortunately, I have not performed up to the standards of Town. This is too bad, and I recognize it.
Nor mine.Quote from: VectorIt's partially because I had thoughts I didn't post in thread, though that's no excuse.Gonna find those when the scumthread links show up are we?
Nope. You aren't going to find my name in there at all... except perhaps in reference to how you're trying to frame me, scumbucket.
:DQuote from: Vector4. Why would I support a policy-lynch? Because someone is hard to read and making me angry,"I AM ANGRY MUST DESTROY TOWN"
VECTORZILLA HAS COME FOR US!! WE MUST ALL EVACUATE TOKYO BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!
In more seriousness, no. I just need to go get better control over my temper, and that is all.
It's easier to plop in quote tags and comment than select and delete.Quote from: Vectorand there's a large number of things that make me angry.This is true.
... Is there some reason why you're highlighting this? My deficiencies as a person do not make me scum, and we both know that.
Well, you said it better.Quote from: VectorOne of the things I can do to get rid of some of that frustration is to lynch Org. Sometimes I attack certain people just to make myself feel better. It's infrequent and a horrible trait, but I'll admit that I do it at times.Are you happy you lynched Org?
Nope. I just ended up getting angrier, because I had the expectation that he would flip scum and that expectation was unfulfilled.
I'll admit that I'm not an expert Org-Whisperer
It would seem to me that you are mistaking "people get unhappy" with "people think I'm scum" here.Quote from: VectorMeh. That's a weak defense, and I know it, and I'm also sorry about it.Why do you not have a better one? I know you are pretty logical when you try. Also why are you sorry about it?
Yes, I have an unfortunate tendency towards logic. However, my emotional brain escapes from its cage on occasion (read: with horrifying frequency) and goes rampaging around. I have no better defense than the above because I refuse to state anything but the truth.
I am sorry because I was expected to provide a defense with certain properties. The defense does not have those properties. I have not behaved within expected parameters, which has a tendency to make others unhappy and angry. Hence I am apologizing.
Now, are you done? Or do you want to try again, scumbucket?
Quote from: VectorNamecalling...entry not found. Filing under "zanyVector". Rather a lot of it...Quote from: VectorIf this constitutes jumpiness... then I have no defense for it....bingbing! scum has no defense scum has no defense AWWWK
BINGBING! It doesn't look like jumpiness from over here, jerkface. I don't have a defense for something I didn't know I was doing. Ya big booby.
Quote from: Vector"I do"? oh. You find him hard not to lynch. Well, there is a little advantage to his meta of being a scumbucket- he's moderately likely to get away with stuff. However, it's pretty strictly antitown.I do. He's a shitty player either way. The problem is that, scum or town, there's always a surfeit of good reasons.Quote from: Vector3. I thought he was being stupid enough to be town, but "Org being stupid" does not necessarily mean "Org is town" . I was also royally pissed off at his behavior. Play 14 games with Org and tell me that he's hard to keep from lynching.He may be hard to keep from lynching. But he is in fact incredibly difficult to lynch with good reason. He screws up and drops a bucket of scum almost every time as town. I don't recall him doing it as scum.
...how did we get on this?
Quote from: Vector:DQuote from: Vector4. Why would I support a policy-lynch? Because someone is hard to read and making me angry,"I AM ANGRY MUST DESTROY TOWN"
VECTORZILLA HAS COME FOR US!! WE MUST ALL EVACUATE TOKYO BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!
In more seriousness, no. I just need to go get better control over my temper, and that is all.
In more seriousness, no. You have al ack of control over your temper, and the last time I excused it as the identity vector, it was scum.
Quote from: VectorIt's easier to plop in quote tags and comment than select and delete.Quote from: Vectorand there's a large number of things that make me angry.This is true.
... Is there some reason why you're highlighting this? My deficiencies as a person do not make me scum, and we both know that.
Also I feel like I'm two or three missing links away from being able to play you like a puppet.
Quote from: VectorIt would seem to me that you are mistaking "people get unhappy" with "people think I'm scum" here.Quote from: VectorMeh. That's a weak defense, and I know it, and I'm also sorry about it.Why do you not have a better one? I know you are pretty logical when you try. Also why are you sorry about it?
Yes, I have an unfortunate tendency towards logic. However, my emotional brain escapes from its cage on occasion (read: with horrifying frequency) and goes rampaging around. I have no better defense than the above because I refuse to state anything but the truth.
I am sorry because I was expected to provide a defense with certain properties. The defense does not have those properties. I have not behaved within expected parameters, which has a tendency to make others unhappy and angry. Hence I am apologizing.
Vector. Dont call me a shitty player. Ever. I play strategically. You cant see it as you are blinded by the lurking I do.
Oh...you will see. You will see...Vector. Dont call me a shitty player. Ever. I play strategically. You cant see it as you are blinded by the lurking I do.
HAHAHHAHAHAH Org....you crack me up the wrong way.
You accused me of lynching Org for bad reasons. Like "he's spewing scumtells."actually I accused you of lynching org when you thought that he was town.
CobaltKobold isn't acting like himself.LIKE WHOM AM I ACTING GOODSIR?
Vector. Dont call me a shitty player. Ever. I play strategically. You cant see it as you are blinded by the lurking I do.
(modsanctionedjoke) I claim victory for knocking Vector off his high horse! (/joke)
...IS that the second time your vote's been sold? Someone's getting rich.
...oh no y'don't. Let's not let pandarsenic get away like a webadict.
With the sound of a cash register, the REFERENDUM EXHIBIT updates it's board. It appears Vector's vote has vanished into thin air!
JUDGMENT POLL
MagmaDeath [1] (ToonyMan)
Pandarsenic [4] (Org, Cheeetar, Rashilul, tehstefan)
Vector [1] (CobaltKobold)
zchris13 [2] (Rashilul, MagmaDeath)
ToonyMan [1] (zchris13)
So it was. They both have Dave's bro, so I got confused.
Ok. Pandarsenic is scum.
Are you guys actually going to lynch him? no one ever emits they're scum unless they're a Jester (harlequin, whatever). You guys are just wasting votes.Unless that's what I want you to think!
I have some time and I just popped in to say that I roleblocked Pandar night 2
Unless he can block roleblocks, I'm pretty sure he couldn't have prototyped.
I have some time and I just popped in to say that I roleblocked Pandar night 2
Unless he can block roleblocks, I'm pretty sure he couldn't have prototyped.
See? Can't be Jester, must be scum.
I already posted it a couple pages back.I didn't think you were responding to my question.
I already posted it a couple pages back.
I mean, shit, uh, I'm scum so lynch me.
I mean, shit, uh, I'm scum so lynch me.
Mr. WIFOMsicle, your behavior grows somewhat wearing.
You are PROBLEM SLEUTHQuote from: Problem SleuthYou are Problem Sleuth, if there’s anyone better at Sleuthing Problems, you’ve never met them. Your sleuthing skills are unmatched, and in a situation like this, they’re exactly what you need.
During the night you may choose to INVESTIGATE a target player, you will learn their motives towards you (whether their win condition requires you to be dead, or not). Additionally, should you be targeted by a night action, you will automatically REVERSE SLEUTH the target, determining who targeted you. Of course if they target you with a kill then you’ll learn about it and promptly die before the information can be of any use, unfortunately. You may also summon the WEASEL KING, who will use his weaselly might to give you the target player’s role PM. Doing so consumes your entire supply of ELF TEARS however, so you may only do it once.
You are also a member of the Town, you win when only Townies remain alive.
ATTENTION EVERYONEDEATH TO PANDAR
RESUME LYNCHING PANDARSENIC
Really Org, do you think thats wise? We've lost two lynches on him, so why in the world would we risk loosing another? It makes no sense.GUYS I FOUND THE SCUM! HIS NAME IS PANDAR
Org I still think your not quite as you seem, your resurrection is highly suspect as well. Brought back as a zombie might have changed your role.
So ah, no posts today?Is still the weekend bro.
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You were role blocked the first night, toonyman?
There's two role-blockers? Why do you think that?...reminding me you might be lying. Two because two makes more sense to me than three or more, and the evidence points to at least two. Maybe I read too many paranormals where two was cap, but my subconscious is telling me there's two.
2. I role-blocked Pandarsenic last night, there was a night-kill. I role-blocked you(Magmadeath) last night, there was no night-kill.
...what, Luke? Try to make some sense/meat in your accusations if you wnt them to be met with anything other than amusement.along with your claim to have been blocked.There's two role-blockers? Why do you think that?...reminding me you might be lying. Two because two makes more sense to me than three or more, and the evidence points to at least two. Maybe I read too many paranormals where two was cap, but my subconscious is telling me there's two.
plus side, if you're telling the truth, the case of nokill works for the so-far-learned roles, and if you're not, then you're lying scum. So I'm fine with that.
But primarily on your testimony.
[quoote=Toonyman]2. I role-blocked Pandarsenic last night, there was a night-kill. I role-blocked you last night, there was no night-kill.
I have some time and I just popped in to say that I roleblocked Pandar night 23 roleblockers ...?
Unless he can block roleblocks, I'm pretty sure he couldn't have prototyped.
ELUCIDATORY FRANCHISE ARRAY
MagmaDeath [2] (ToonyMan, Vector)
Pandarsenic [2] (Pandarsenic, Org)
Org [1] (tehstefan)
CobaltKobold [1] (Luke_Prowler)
Elucidatory Franchise Array [1] (Neruz)
Toonym'n is a scumpkin. Discuss.That might be why he doesn't have a vote? Neruz might not have counted the vote, as Toonyman Isn't the same as Toonym'n.
UNVOTE
ToonyMan might just be 3rd party. He is not town, for sure.
I can tell.
Fell free to tell us why we shouldn't lynch you.
PAnDAR STOP DEFLECTING SCUMMY TEHSTEFANI can tell.
Fell free to tell us why we shouldn't lynch you.
Indeed fell free to do so.
In any case, Org, Who are some of the people you think are scum, and why?
PAnDAR STOP DEFLECTING SCUMMY TEHSTEFANI can tell.
Fell free to tell us why we shouldn't lynch you.
Indeed fell free to do so.
In any case, Org, Who are some of the people you think are scum, and why?
You shouldn't lynch me because I'm awesome. I dunno. Why shouldn't we lynch you? How does one answer that question?
Oh. Yeah. Sure. Town.Fail.
PandarsenicThanks.
OK so, Org and ZChris are voting Pandarsenic.....So we look less scummy...
WHY??
OK so, Org and ZChris are voting Pandarsenic.....So we look less scummy...
WHY??
RIGHT PANDAR?
GOOD. HEY ZCHRIS, GO LOOK AT THE SCUMCHAT. ITS FUNNY.OK so, Org and ZChris are voting Pandarsenic.....So we look less scummy...
WHY??
RIGHT PANDAR?
RIGHT SCUMBUDDY
It is, dare I say, HILARIOUS.IN SOVIET QUICKCHAT, HILARIOUS IS YOU!!
Wait, Org still has access to dead chat?
Wait, Org still has access to dead chat?
Toonym'n is a scumpkin. Discuss.
...PPE: Pandarsenic...shut up. please.
There it is, that annoying 'ka-ching' noise again. Someone appears to be messing with DEMOCRACY!I AM VOTING TOONYMAN ARRUNPRINCIPLED BALLOT CHARTER
MagmaDeath [2] (ToonyMan, Vector)
Pandarsenic [1] (Org)
Org [1] (tehstefan)
CobaltKobold [1] (Luke_Prowler)
zchris13 [1] (MagmaDeath)
wait.I meant to post that last night. By which I mean two nights ago. but I sort of got no sleep.
unvote toonyman since I realised there are 3 RBs and the theory incriminating him requires only 2.
PAnDAR STOP DEFLECTING SCUMMY TEHSTEFANI can tell.
Fell free to tell us why we shouldn't lynch you.
Indeed fell free to do so.
In any case, Org, Who are some of the people you think are scum, and why?
That doesn't even make sense.You shouldn't lynch me because I'm awesome. I dunno. Why shouldn't we lynch you? How does one answer that question?
You aren't town?
Oh. Yeah. Sure. Town.Look at this, and think hard.
It looks like wifom to me.PAnDAR STOP DEFLECTING SCUMMY TEHSTEFANI can tell.
Fell free to tell us why we shouldn't lynch you.
Indeed fell free to do so.
In any case, Org, Who are some of the people you think are scum, and why?
That doesn't even make sense.You shouldn't lynch me because I'm awesome. I dunno. Why shouldn't we lynch you? How does one answer that question?
You aren't town?Oh. Yeah. Sure. Town.Look at this, and think hard.
OH YAH THAT WAS REAL FUNNY. I LOLED.GOOD. HEY ZCHRIS, GO LOOK AT THE SCUMCHAT. ITS FUNNY.OK so, Org and ZChris are voting Pandarsenic.....So we look less scummy...
WHY??
RIGHT PANDAR?
RIGHT SCUMBUDDY
One vote, two votes, get yer votes here!I hope to god that that is a joke.
Going rate is one night kill of a zombie per vote.
You have 2 votes.captain obvious!
One vote, two votes, get yer votes here!That is a strange currency you have.
Going rate is one night kill of a zombie per vote.
What is this supposed to mean, Neruz?Surviving Entrants
Luke_Prowler (FOR THE EMPRAH!)
What is this supposed to mean, Neruz?Surviving Entrants
Luke_Prowler (FOR THE EMPRAH!)
Correct.He's a space marine and stuff, right?What is this supposed to mean, Neruz?Surviving Entrants
Luke_Prowler (FOR THE EMPRAH!)
*Dramaatic Musiiic!*...does that mean that Vector does not have two zombiekills to cash in?
(http://i47.tinypic.com/mlkort.png)Pumpkin
IMMA ZOMBIE LYNCHMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..so you'll be a confirmed zombie? ._.
I'm like Org, only I really suck, and actually try. I just suck that bad.I am better.
(http://i49.tinypic.com/r7m800.jpg)(http://i47.tinypic.com/mlkort.png)Pumpkin
So...
Do you think we should lynch you zchris13?
...LOOK AT THIS SCUM!!!!!!!!!!
I possibly wanted to see what he would say?
...LOOK AT THIS SCUM!!!!!!!!!!
I possibly wanted to see what he would say?
WE HAVE TO LYNCH HIM! LYNCH PANDAR!!!
...
I possibly wanted to see what he would say?
I agree with you there...LOOK AT THIS SCUM!!!!!!!!!!
I possibly wanted to see what he would say?
WE HAVE TO LYNCH HIM! LYNCH PANDAR!!!
You're a pain.
Er, No I'm not....
I possibly wanted to see what he would say?
No. I've played noobscum, and that's a noobscum thing to ask. You're a steaming scumbucket.
Not particularly. Not like me dying is going to help anybody or hurt anybody. Just waste a lynch town could be using on someone else.If we weren't lynching me we should lynch this Blackmailing idiot.
It's hard reading though this mafia game without putting your hands in your nose and ripping your brain out.
ILLUMINATED EXPOSITION OF LUDICROUS DEMOCRACY
MagmaDeath [2] (ToonyMan, Vector)
Pandarsenic [2] (Org, zchris13)
Org [1] (tehstefan)
CobaltKobold [1] (Luke_Prowler)
zchris13 [3] (MagmaDeath, Rashilul, Rashilul)
You are DAVE STRIDERQuote from: Dave StriderYou are Dave Strider, and you know what? You’re too cool for this description bullshit, so let’s cut to the chase.
As Dave Strider you’re just, so cool, it’s like, impossible to understand how cool you are. In fact you’re so cool you’d never, ever be caught doing something as uncool as voting, but you’re fast enough to get away with it without anyone noticing. During the day you may FALSIFY A VOTE in an ironic fashion by voting normally, this vote will appear in the vote count, but will not be counted at the end of the day, instead you may PM the mod your real SECRETIVE VOTE, which will not show up on the vote count, but will be counted at the end of the day. You do not need to make either form of vote if you do not want to.
Additionally, you’re just so cool that you can choose to bedazzle someone with your coolness during the night, roleblocking them. Unfortunately in order to do this you will need to reveal yourself to the person you are bedazzling, your skills aren’t quite as good as your bro’s yet.
You are also a part of the MAFIA. [REDACTED]
As a part of the MAFIA, as a group you have access to the MAFIAKILL ability; one of you may, instead of doing a normal action, kill someone. This is a normal kill and is subject to interferance from roleblocks and soforth.
You win when you have parity with or outnumber the town, and all non-mafia killing roles are dead.
You are FLUTHLUQuote from: FLUTHLUYou are the creature from beyond, Fluthlu! With your writhing MOIST FLAGELLA you may FONDLE another player during the night, protecting them and roleblocking them at the same time. Alternately, you may use DISQUIETING LEER upon a dead player, turning them into your undead minions! You may chat with your undead minions at night, but if you die, so do your minions, and unfortunately you cannot re-raise the undead, should they die again.
Once per game you may also ABDUCT someone, you and that player will disappear for one day, returning the following morning, during this time period neither you nor the target player may talk in the thread, vote, use any power or be affected by any power. When you return, you will be SATIATED and will lose your DISQUIETING LEER ability, but you will be able to choose if your FONDLE ability protects, roleblocks or both’s your target. The person you abducted will be VIOLATED, and unable to vote for another day until they recover.
You are a part of the UNDEAD, as a part of the UNDEAD you may commune with your UNDEAD MINIONS via the [REDACTED]
You win when everyone is either dead, or undead.
Fortunately, at that point the mod realises that the undead die with their master, and both Cheeetar and Org promptly keel over, properly dead this time.:( Make up your mind. *final tentacle wave*
Wait wait wait. When did we get any verification that Rashilul is selling votes? I must have missed the memo.
Hey, I'm not a lurker.
I'm just not very useful...
well, better to be a lurker than lynched instead...
HE MAKES ME ANGREH
One vote, two votes, get yer votes here!THIS CONFUSES ME
Going rate is one night kill of a zombie per vote.
Scared, Zombiechris13?HE INSULTS ME. DEFINITELY ANTI TOWN CONFUSION TACTICS
So, who wants to buy a vote?JUST LAMMMEEEEE
Zchris13!REALLY CRAZY ABILITY USAGE HERE!!!Org! (is a zombie)
Zchris13x2 psycheout combo!
Why do you still vote Pandar after his lynch-immunity has been proven? Twice?
ILLUMINATED EXPOSITION OF LUDICROUS DEMOCRACY
MagmaDeath [2] (ToonyMan, Vector)
Pandarsenic [2] (Org, zchris13)
Org [1] (tehstefan)
CobaltKobold [1] (Luke_Prowler)
zchris13 [3] (MagmaDeath, Rashilul, Rashilul)
I nominate that it dies.
*rubs hands together evilly*
I nominate that it dies.*leer*
*rubs hands together evilly*
You are PICKLE INSPECTORQuote from: Pickle InspectorYou are Pickle Inspector, imaginary mastermind. None can match the power of your imagination! You’re also pretty damn good at inspecting pickles.
During the day you may ENTER YOUR FORT, if you do so you will be unable to vote that day, but will gain access to your IMAGINARY PORTFOLIO OF POWERS, which will allow you to use any one of the following abilities at night:
COMBAT OPERANDI: PICKLE REPLICSIMILE: This ability creates a perfect duplicate of you, granting you an additional vote during the day, and an additional life. Should you be targeted by a kill action, you will lose your extra vote. You may only have one REPLICSIMILE active at a time, and only one of you can fit in the FORT at a time, so you can either wield your two votes with impunity, or have one of you access your PORTFOLIO while the other takes your place in the outside world.
COMBAT OPERANDI: DISCONCERTING OGLE: This ability ogles someone in a disconcerting manner, roleblocking them. This ogle is so disconcerting that they won’t even remember who it was that was ogling them.
SUCCUMB TO UNFATHOMABLE BRATWURST: You may, if you so choose, elect to succumb to the unfathomable bratworst. Doing so will cause you to become a MONSTEROUS SAUSAGE, which will appear as a new player in the game and will kill a random person every night until it is killed, or lynched. Doing so will also remove one of your lives, or kill you entirely if it is your last.
ASCEND TO GODHEAD: Once per game you may elect to grasp divinity itself. You will become immortal, but unable to interact with the game in any way except to fondly regard it. It’s a last ditch effort, but hey, you never know when it might come in handy.
You are also a member of the TOWN. You win when only townies remain alive.
You are ROSE LALONDEQuote from: Rose LalondeYou are Rose, one of the protagonists of Homestuck, you wield the mighty power of the Sburb Server Client and with it the power to change the very fabric of reality itself. During the day you may choose to sell someone’s vote, granting you one unit of BUILD GRIST. During the night you may expend one unit of BUILD GRIST to grant someone a 1 shot ability chosen by you from this list: Protect, Kill, Roleblock, Redirect, Inspect or Eavesdrop.
Alternately, you may expend two units of BUILD GRIST during the night to REVIVIFY someone, returning them to life and the game! This process may have some… side effects, however...
You are a part of the MOB.
The MOB wins when they achieve parity with or outnumber the town and all other parties and killing roles are deceased.
I was Magmadeath's partner. I just got roleswitched.
Rather, the mastermind.
All right.
zchris, you've lurked up and down the block. Who do you think is scum?
You are THE CRUXIAN PROCESSIFICATORQuote from: The Cruxian ProcessificatorYou are The Cruxian Processificator, you are the CRUXTRUDER, PUNCH DESIGNIX, TOTEM LATHE and ALCHEMITER all rolled together into one powerful machine. During the day you may choose to create a CRUXITE TOTEM of a target player; copying their role onto the totem. During the night you may choose to ALCHEMIFY any of your gathered CRUXITE TOTEMS into another target player. Doing so will cause the target player’s role to be replaced with the role that was copied onto the CRUXITE TOTEM. Additionally as an extra action you may take at any time, you may COMBINIFY two CRUXITE TOTEMS into a new CRUXITE TOTEM POLE, combining the two roles stored within together to create a new superpowerful hybrid role. Doing so will destroy the previous CRUXITE TOTEMS, but will give you a new one to copy. Unfortunately this process consumes substantial amounts of BUILD GRIST, and you only have enough to do it once.
ALCHEMIFYING a CRUXITE TOTEM does not destroy it. You may not create a CRUXITE TOTEM of yourself, although you can ALCHEMIFY yourself.
You are a SURVIVOR; you win so long as you are alive at the end of the game.
You are a LOATHSOME BEASTQuote from: Loathsome BeastYou are a Beast, a creature that exists only when the imaginary world is cut off from the real world. Your unnatural and paradoxical nature confuses and confounds those around you, allowing you to get away with all kinds of things.
During the night you may reveal your loathsomeness to a target player, the revelation will drive them INSANE (this will have a different effect depending on the player’s role.) INSANITY will last until the end of the following day, and may also affect their votes. Additionally, during the day you may suddenly eat someone, killing them instantly. Unfortunately this little trick only works as a surprise, so you can only do it once, and doing it will reveal you to be the Loathsome Beast (because, you know, everyone will see you do it.)
You are also a part of the MAFIA. The MAFIA consists of Pandarsenic, ToonyMan and tehstefan. You may communicate with each other in the MAFIA CHAT TOPIC. (http://www.quicktopic.com/43/H/TPHYfWLvmWcx)
As a part of the MAFIA, as a group you have access to the MAFIAKILL ability; one of you may, instead of doing a normal action, kill someone. This is a normal kill and is subject to interferance from roleblocks and soforth.
You win when you have parity with or outnumber the town, and all non-mafia killing roles are dead.
After a hard day's work voting, you settle down to an evening of ALCHEMIFYING, you have big things planned, big things indeed.
With nary a hum and a fizzle of electronics, you set to work, the first order of buisness is to GUAAARGHAGAHH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
It's ok, it's alright, it's gone now. That was horrible, just, horrible. Your nerves will never be the same again. Ugh.
With a snap of your metaphorical fingers, you COMBINIFY the totems of... of... of...
Who were you COMBINIFYING again?
Oh well, those two look good enough, no wait, those three hee hee, the more the merrier right? No, four! All of them! Combine them all into one monsterous monster! This is going to be so cool.
With a grin, you set the machines and target yourself, you will become, A GOD!
You are now MAYOR FLUTHLU LALONDE INSPECTOR, something has gone horribly, horribly wrong. Or perhaps horribly right? It's impossible to tell.Quote from: MAYOR FLUTHLU LALONDE INSPECTORYou... Are...
Oh christ, i don't even.
There are some things that are just not meant to be, you are one of those things. There is something seriously, horrifically wrong with you, it's one thing to say you're an experiment gone wrong, but this, this is just...
Words do not exist. They really don't.
You have the following actions, which you make do whenever you feel like, in any order, with no limits:
UNDEAD VOTE - Target a dead player, the player may PM the mod a vote for the current or following day phase, this vote may be changed as often as the player wants.
ABOMINABLE PARDON - Using your rediculous powers, you may grant to someone an ABOMINABLE PARDON. Doing so makes it nigh impossible to lynch that person, as they require at least 12 votes in order to by lynched. But dark deals always come back to bite you in the end; votes placed upon a person so pardoned last indefinitely, carried across from day to day. A single person voting and unvoting 12 times will stack the votes up and kill the pardoned person outright. Everything has a downside.
ASCEND TO MODHOOD - Your abominable presence becomes even more abominable, by wielding this power you become a powerful being able to make reality bend to your whim, but with such power, who cares about the petty little mortals on the world below?
ASCENDING TO MODHOOD grants access to the REALITY WARP power, and renders you immune to kills (but not lynches).
REALITY WARP - Accessed by becoming a mod, REALITY WARP allows you to make the world itself bend to your will. At any time, as often as you like, you may PM the mod with a quote from a post in the thread made by someone other than yourself. This post must contain some sort of statement or guess, such as "I think PLAYER1 is Mafia" or "PLAYER2, You are the doctor." Upon recieving this PM, any statements or guesses contained within the quote will become reality.
DISCONCERTING BRATWURST - Wielding the most eerie of meats, you haunt a target player with this evil sausage. The sausage follows them around indefinitely, granting them a 'gift' of some sort each day and each night. The gift is random and may be either good, or bad. There's no way to tell with such a strange and disconcerting object.
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Upon your death, a new player will join the game. Named only 'Zombie', this player will post only grunts and demands for brains, will not vote and will night-kill a random person every night. Once this ability has come into play, each additional player dying will cause a new Zombie player to join the game. Should the Zombies be the last ones standing, they win, and so do you, post-mortem.
You remain a SURVIVOR, and win so long as you are alive at the end of the game.
Your role has changed; you are now A FISH.Quote from: A FishYou are A FISH. This makes you very fishy indeed; anyone targeting you with a night action will discover that their night action spontainiously turns into an investigation which indicates you are MAFIA. On the upside, this renders you immune to night actions.
Once per day, you may make another player TAKE THE HOOK, freezing their vote on the person they are currently voting for for the rest of the day.
You are no longer a member of the MOB. You are now TOWN, and win when all threats to the TOWN have been eliminated.
You are DAVE STRIDERQuote from: Dave StriderYou are Dave Strider, and you know what? You’re too cool for this description bullshit, so let’s cut to the chase.
As Dave Strider you’re just, so cool, it’s like, impossible to understand how cool you are. In fact you’re so cool you’d never, ever be caught doing something as uncool as voting, but you’re fast enough to get away with it without anyone noticing. During the day you may FALSIFY A VOTE in an ironic fashion by voting normally, this vote will appear in the vote count, but will not be counted at the end of the day, instead you may PM the mod your real SECRETIVE VOTE, which will not show up on the vote count, but will be counted at the end of the day. You do not need to make either form of vote if you do not want to.
Additionally, you’re just so cool that you can choose to bedazzle someone with your coolness during the night, roleblocking them. Unfortunately in order to do this you will need to reveal yourself to the person you are bedazzling, your skills aren’t quite as good as your bro’s yet.
You are also a part of the MAFIA. The MAFIA consists of Pandarsenic, ToonyMan and tehstefan. You may communicate with each other in the MAFIA CHAT TOPIC. (http://www.quicktopic.com/43/H/TPHYfWLvmWcx)
As a part of the MAFIA, as a group you have access to the MAFIAKILL ability; one of you may, instead of doing a normal action, kill someone. This is a normal kill and is subject to interferance from roleblocks and soforth.
You win when you have parity with or outnumber the town, and all non-mafia killing roles are dead.
Wow. Just wow.Org, me, and cheeetar were deprived of a good and proper win. :p
Toony, me, and tehstefan were deprived of a good and proper win.
You are Rose, one of the protagonists of Homestuck, you wield the mighty power of the Sburb Server Client and with it the power to change the very fabric of reality itself. During the day you may choose to sell someone’s vote, granting you one unit of BUILD GRIST.
You are Mobster Kingpin, at any time you may BRIBE another player, adding them to your mob. Unfortunately your funds are a little limited right now, so you can only support one mobster at time. Alternately you can BUY OFF a player, doing this during the day will give you their vote,I think a bit otherwise.
Haha, that's awesomely horrible. Thank you.I WAS ALL LIEK WHAT THE FUCK MAN YOU TOOK MY CASH.
"The new mafia recognises Pandarsenic, ToonyMan and Vector!" So...you used my post to turn it true?