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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1001150 times)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2130 on: October 15, 2012, 10:32:11 am »

... furry Hulk?

That would be reason for concern though.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2131 on: October 15, 2012, 10:42:20 am »

Troll mantises are the product of the progress made in that effort.


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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2132 on: October 15, 2012, 10:52:26 am »

Troll mantises are the product of the progress made in that effort.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2133 on: October 15, 2012, 11:06:40 am »

Wrex, get off tumblr.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2134 on: October 15, 2012, 11:15:30 am »

Oh look at this.

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sometimes when i get angry i transform into a werewolf, as i am a shapeshifting otherkin. i dont like this happening but i really cant help it. people think that having a different animal spirit inside you is a joke, but its not and i would stop this if i could and this is a very REAL thing i have to go through everyday. im honestly really scared im going to have a breakdown and hurt people someday, and i dont like living anymore knowing that something this dark is inside of me.

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« Reply #2135 on: October 15, 2012, 11:41:41 am »

Oh look at this.

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sometimes when i get angry i transform into a werewolf, as i am a shapeshifting otherkin. i dont like this happening but i really cant help it. people think that having a different animal spirit inside you is a joke, but its not and i would stop this if i could and this is a very REAL thing i have to go through everyday. im honestly really scared im going to have a breakdown and hurt people someday, and i dont like living anymore knowing that something this dark is inside of me.

Here, cure your ignorance.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2136 on: October 15, 2012, 12:32:26 pm »

Oh look at this.

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sometimes when i get angry i transform into a werewolf, as i am a shapeshifting otherkin. i dont like this happening but i really cant help it. people think that having a different animal spirit inside you is a joke, but its not and i would stop this if i could and this is a very REAL thing i have to go through everyday. im honestly really scared im going to have a breakdown and hurt people someday, and i dont like living anymore knowing that something this dark is inside of me.

Here, cure your ignorance.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2137 on: October 15, 2012, 12:42:34 pm »

Eh, they're right up there with the people who believe they're vampires.

Of course, vampires don't exist.

That would be silly.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2138 on: October 15, 2012, 12:44:49 pm »

No, the PC term for it is "Nocturnal hemophagia"
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« Reply #2139 on: October 15, 2012, 12:45:17 pm »

There's another type of leader that leads well as well, and that is the selfish man who's self extends to his countrymen.

This doesn't neccessarily mean good things for neighboring countries, though. Empiricism, ahoy!
That's what's known as a hivemind, child.


Tyranids? What?
Think about it. The best civilizations are those which don't have any impetus to argue!


So, it's settled then? We're going to genetically engineer the human race to be Tyranids?
I'd figure the Borg would also be an acceptable alternative. 
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2140 on: October 15, 2012, 12:45:53 pm »

Eh, they're right up there with the people who believe they're vampires.

Of course, vampires don't exist.

That would be silly.

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« Reply #2141 on: October 15, 2012, 12:53:41 pm »

No, the PC term for it is "Nocturnal hemophagia"
I'm pretty sure it's Sanguinare Vampiris, or Porphyric Hemophilia, depending on the strain.

Personally, I prefer Sanies Lupinus.
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« Reply #2142 on: October 15, 2012, 01:46:24 pm »

I know, I was joking.
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« Reply #2143 on: October 15, 2012, 02:18:03 pm »

My Physics teacher at school showed us another one of those preachy "Why you need STEM" videos, featuring the great Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

Midway through the video, the guy next to me begins arguing about how you don't need math to be successful, and how math kills critical thinking. The teacher quickly argues back on both points. Then this kid talks about how his parents own a "multi-million dollar business", even though neither graduated from college. The teacher refutes this argument, too, but by this point the two are basically shouting at each other.

The biggest problem? This was "Accelerated" Physics... which in my school's parlance means it's the physics class for people who are interested in deeper math and science... so why is he taking it?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #2144 on: October 15, 2012, 02:18:46 pm »

There's another type of leader that leads well as well, and that is the selfish man who's self extends to his countrymen.

This doesn't neccessarily mean good things for neighboring countries, though. Empiricism, ahoy!
That's what's known as a hivemind, child.


Tyranids? What?
Think about it. The best civilizations are those which don't have any impetus to argue!


So, it's settled then? We're going to genetically engineer the human race to be Tyranids?
I'd figure the Borg would also be an acceptable alternative.
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