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Title: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND VI: HAIROMANCY
Post by: Robocorn on January 19, 2013, 07:40:50 pm
What happens when two twisted minds collide?

The first a cybernetic steed, whose cornucopia bears nothing but destruction. The other an abominable ape, twisted into humanoid form by Plutonium induced mutation. While their sheer strength could bring about the Apocalypse, their war shall be fought by their sick creations, of whom there are endless to choose from. Their smoldering feud shall be fueled yet again by a battle of life and death.

Two contestants, one arena, no rules.

(http://i.imgur.com/s60LtRF.gif)
Join us in the Bay12Games arena, the haven for escaped lunatics, for the fight of the year.
Order the fighters to do your bidding, annihilating their opponent just the way you like it - or cheer for the underdog and help him overcome the ferocity of his enemy. There can be only one.

(http://tnypic.net/5i6gf.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/bkex3rr.gif)
I hope you're ready folks because this is a no holds barred match where anything can and will happen!

"In the right corner, weighing
in a feisty 90 lbs, the furry cyclops,
the glare with hair, fighting for PlutoniumApe
 it's Hairy-Eyeball-with-a-Unibrow!"

(http://tnypic.net/dy0tq.png)

"In the left corner weighing in a
sporty 120 lbs, lady fingerknives,
the living food processor, fighting
 on Robocorn's behalf it's Blade Maid!"

(http://i.imgur.com/CK5fhtE.png)

Get ready to fight!
(http://i.imgur.com/3SzxlvQ.gif)
That's right everybody, we're back

Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: freeformschooler on January 19, 2013, 07:41:46 pm
((Yes. Hell yes. Hell fucking yes.))
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 19, 2013, 07:43:28 pm
OHMYGODIDON'TKNOWWHAT'SBACKBUTITLOOKSFUCKINGAWESOMESOIAPPROVE.

Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Xantalos on January 19, 2013, 07:43:33 pm
What.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Wwolin on January 19, 2013, 07:51:15 pm
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on January 19, 2013, 07:43:28 pm
OHMYGODIDON'TKNOWWHAT'SBACKBUTITLOOKSFUCKINGAWESOMESOIAPPROVE.


My thoughts exactly.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: stefmor90 on January 19, 2013, 07:53:26 pm
What am I doing here. I want cookies. Also can I join?
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: King_of_the_weasels on January 19, 2013, 08:08:43 pm
50 drektullian dollars on robocorn, dying, to kill, himself, a plutonium ape, but failing, and I'm out of misdirections.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 19, 2013, 08:14:30 pm
Well, if we're betting now, My bet's on Robocorn.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Xantalos on January 19, 2013, 08:16:18 pm
How about they combine their mechas to defeat the greater foe, SPAMBOTTA?
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Robocorn on January 19, 2013, 09:28:50 pm
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on January 19, 2013, 08:14:30 pm
Well, if we're betting now, My bet's on Robocorn.

(http://i.imgur.com/P0IrVhX.png)
"You're too kind... and smart too"
"That ornery furball is so outmatched this will hardly take any time at all,
think I should give it a crew cut before I bisect it?"

Quote from: stefmor90 on January 19, 2013, 07:53:26 pm
What am I doing here. I want cookies. Also can I join?
Hello legitimate questions, allow me to answer you in respective order. You're here because you're a cool guy
and you can tell when something cool's gonna happen (it's all the CGI and excitement). Allow me to provide some backstory as to
what specifically is going to be wicked rad.

A while back Freeform and Dex tried to launch a duel style game (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=117559.0) on bay12. For some reason, I guess they lost interest. Fast forward to last December, Plutonium Ape and myself are trading sarcastic doodles like bootlegging gangsters trade bullets and we decide that since we had relatively (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=112948.msg3435296#msg3435296) popular (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=74729.0) forum (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116242.0) games (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=98594.0) that we were neglecting, we could try out that duel thing ourselves, in our own way. Which is to say, with the minimum amount of required coherency, and a surplus of pretty pictures.

The only rules that aren't explicitly variable are as follows.
1.Each round both players roll the fight dice
2.Whoever gets the higher number wins and lands a hit on the opponent.
3.Get hit ten times and you lose.
That's it.

You can have as many cookies as you want if you're willing to pay.

While you don't get to actually participate in the fight you are far from powerless. You get to influence the characters through
the power of yelling at them from the stands and throwing stuff. Almost anything you try to do from the audience will be considered
PlutoniumApe and I are pretty laid back about rule breaking and story incoherency. I reserve the right to make fun of you if you try to destroy
the stadium off the bat.

PlutoniumApe is currently indisposed and will update tomorrow most likely.
I'm free to answer questions for a little while.

Quote from: King_of_the_weasels on January 19, 2013, 08:08:43 pm
50 drektullian dollars on robocorn, dying, to kill, himself, a plutonium ape, but failing, and I'm out of misdirections.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)


Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: ggamer on January 19, 2013, 10:41:33 pm
If I'm going to do this, I guess I'll do this right.

It was an odd sort. You'd never expect two completely polar opposite folks, a robotic Bowser and a god tier John, watching the fight of two legends. No one knew how they came together, and perhaps they themselves didn't know. Despite the oddity of these two folk, they didn't hold a candle to the stadium.

It was a huge, multi-tiered building, almost built similarly to such buildings as the Pentagon, with few differences. The furthest tier, and the cheapest for seating, was for general guests, with the next two tiers being built similarly, but with more luxury for each tier. The differences between The Stadium and the buildings built like it was The Pit.

The Pit was a big, metal ball at the center of The Stadium. The outer layers of the ball were for special guests, rich visitors, and a few different sorts. The inner layer was for the fights, spectacular as they were special protection was needed for the special guests. The irregularity in this layout arose in something called the bleeding seats. Surrounding the inner layer, that seating was built in the same way as most traditional stadiums. Getting into the bleeding seats was not quite as expensive as some of the more protected layers, but the tradeoff was the personal risk assumed by sitting so close to the fight. Naturally, most people didn't care for the danger, instead sitting in the safer areas.

Ro-Bowser and John were not "Most people".

It took about thirty minutes of walking and one angry conversation with a guard to get to their seats, but the trip was worth it.

The atmosphere in The Pit was like nothing they had ever seen. Even though not all of the seating was taken, one could not tell for how insanely loud the crowd was. The two travelers almost couldn't hear themselves think as they went to their seating, about the fifth row behind one of the fighters' starting points. They were just in time for the start of the match, catching almost the last bit about the fighter they sat behind.

As they wait, John reaches down and pulls out a banner that was made just for the occasion. It was very bright banner, which in big print said the words...

PTW!!!!!!!!




Spoiler: aside (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: LordSlowpoke on January 19, 2013, 10:46:10 pm
A thousand credits and a bag of yellow ink biscuits that nobody will win the match.

Thank you, good day.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: scapheap on January 20, 2013, 03:59:31 am
500 on PlutoniumApe winning.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: lawastooshort on January 20, 2013, 04:00:51 am
Quote from: freeformschooler on January 19, 2013, 07:41:46 pm
((Yes. Hell yes. Hell fucking yes.))

((Quite.))

((Also, oooooh))
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: PlutoniumApe on January 20, 2013, 11:01:36 am
(http://tnypic.net/8fpo9.png)

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take your seats and...

(http://i.imgur.com/bkex3rr.gif)

... LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUMBLEEEE!"

Quote
Robocorn rolls: 2
PlutoniumApe rolls: 3

(http://tnypic.net/mm8w3.gif)

"Looks like HEWAUB has taken the initiative, charging at Blademaid fist first.
Beware his majestic mane, frolicking in the wind."

(http://tnypic.net/zn5pp.gif)

POW!
"The living food processor just got a knuckle sandwich to chew on.

First point goes to PlutoniumApe
But this is just the beginning..."
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: King_of_the_weasels on January 20, 2013, 11:12:33 am
Quote from: Robocorn on January 19, 2013, 09:28:50 pm
Quote from: King_of_the_weasels on January 19, 2013, 08:08:43 pm
50 drektullian dollars on robocorn, dying, to kill, himself, a plutonium ape, but failing, and I'm out of misdirections.
(http://i.imgur.com/bLEXDpB.png)
"Go home, you're drunk."

(http://i911.photobucket.com/albums/ac312/mahtanelensar/youRdrunk-1.png?t=1358698249)
"Fuck you, you're drunk, you purple slug bitch!"

Nikolai throws his Heineken into the arena in a fit of hipster rage.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: OREOSOME on January 20, 2013, 11:15:09 am
PTW.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: scapheap on January 20, 2013, 11:24:16 am
Yay first blood to PlutoniumApe.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 20, 2013, 11:47:13 am
As a gold dragon, I can breathe fire into the arena two turns out of six, and will do so.

Not aiming for anyone, kinda aiming for both. Because why not?
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 20, 2013, 12:14:08 pm
"NOOOOOO! MY BET!"

Greenstar throws a FABULOUS Pink Chainsaw to Blade Maid!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: miauw62 on January 20, 2013, 12:21:34 pm
"Welp. Next round Robocorn will strike back, I bet you 20 dorfbucks!"

Miauw takes a +cave spider silk sock+ and uses it to bet.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: ggamer on January 20, 2013, 03:58:23 pm
Ouch, That looked like it hurt.

Exclamation: Thirty on the Eyeball

Traitor! Blade Maid for life! In fact, Fifty on Blade Maid!

...

Query: Where did you get that banner anyway

Oh, Vriska made it for me! She really wanted to come, but I think she had some business off-planet that she needed to take care of.

Statement: I suppose I should have thought of that, seeing as how the banner contains Vriska's typographical quirk

Query: If I may, what was her business off planet

She can't tell me! I know it has something to do with her job, but I don't know much otherwise.

Statement: It must have been important for Vriska to miss out on a display of violence such as this.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: 10ebbor10 on January 20, 2013, 04:54:16 pm
In Publicium Theatrum Manifestum

((Faux latin FTW))
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 20, 2013, 05:27:22 pm
In theatro publico manifestum.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Doomblade187 on January 20, 2013, 05:34:28 pm
A random knight in armor takes a seat in the stands, bucket of popcorn in hand. "50 gold coins on Blade Maid!" he calls out.

((PTW!))
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: KineseN on January 20, 2013, 06:16:30 pm
"Selling Potatoes, Tomatos and Various Vegitables for your throwing needs!"
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Robocorn on January 21, 2013, 04:17:31 pm
Quote from: scapheap on January 20, 2013, 03:59:31 am
500 on PlutoniumApe winning.
Quote from: ggamer on January 20, 2013, 03:58:23 pm
Exclamation: Thirty on the Eyeball
Quote from: ggamer on January 20, 2013, 03:58:23 pm
Fifty on Blade Maid!
Quote from: Doomblade187 on January 20, 2013, 05:34:28 pm
"50 gold coins on Blade Maid!"
Quote from: miauw62 on January 20, 2013, 12:21:34 pm
+cave spider silk sock+
(http://i.imgur.com/6hZLiJ3.gif)
"There certainly is a lot of betting here today."
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Xantalos on January 21, 2013, 04:22:34 pm
I'll put the souls of 8 stars on the fact of the arena not surviving.

Casually divert several mile-wide asteroids toward the arena.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 21, 2013, 04:24:59 pm
"My entire life saving are already on Blade Maid."
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Persus13 on January 21, 2013, 04:28:26 pm
One medusa head on Robocorn winning the next round.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 21, 2013, 04:42:51 pm
One luckstone on the arena getting trashed.

Breathe fire into the arena every round.

Five copper pieces on me losing this bet. (The one where I bet 15 copper pieces.)
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: scapheap on January 21, 2013, 04:53:05 pm
10 fishes on GreatWyrmGold only hitting anyone 1 in 10 time.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 21, 2013, 05:01:26 pm
*crunches numbers* I'll take that bet.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Fireiy on January 22, 2013, 01:22:11 am
And Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth come in being dragged by Maya.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: detective1412 on January 22, 2013, 09:26:51 am
Genman steps in.
"HOW ABOUT,CROWD FIGHT?!"
Genman is now trying to beat the shit outta Miles Edgeworth,because why not?
"And while i'm at it,Ape made of plutonium is one hell of a fighter,i will bet using my magnificient glasses!"
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: King_of_the_weasels on January 23, 2013, 01:44:05 pm
Go Blade Maid, Believe in yourself! 
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 23, 2013, 01:46:46 pm
Quote from: King_of_the_weasels on January 23, 2013, 01:44:05 pm
Go Blade Maid, Believe in yourself!
WOOOOOO!

((Is it just me, or does Blade Maid kinda look like the TF2 Pyro?))
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: scapheap on January 23, 2013, 01:56:10 pm
Quote from: King_of_the_weasels on January 23, 2013, 01:44:05 pm
Go Blade Maid, Believe in yourself!
believe in the King_of_the_weasels that believe in you! I still rooting for the ape.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 23, 2013, 07:42:02 pm
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on January 23, 2013, 01:46:46 pm
((Is it just me, or does Blade Maid kinda look like the TF2 Pyro?))
It's just you.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Fireiy on January 23, 2013, 09:44:31 pm
And Miles Edgeworth puts Genman under arrest after beating him up with words.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: javierpwn on January 23, 2013, 09:46:20 pm
I'll bet 100,000,000 Golden coins from the Imperium thread
On blade maid
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Kadzar on January 23, 2013, 10:21:01 pm
Gene Pengwind walks up to the betting booth. "I wanna put 5,000 wong on the eyeball."

A much smaller penguin with blonde hair glares at him, looking quite irate.

"What are you doing, Gene; that bounty is supposed to pay for our food! Not to mention repairs for the ship, missiles, caster shells-"

"Relax, Jim; this bet is solid, and I'm about to make it a sure thing."

Gene walks over to the stands and tosses his caster gun to the hairy eyeball. "It's got a #12 shell in it; that should at least stun her."
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 23, 2013, 10:50:30 pm
"One copper says the next round never happens."
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Persus13 on January 23, 2013, 11:14:32 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 23, 2013, 10:50:30 pm
"One copper says the next round never happens."
I'll take that bet
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 24, 2013, 05:47:45 pm
Quote from: Persus13 on January 23, 2013, 11:14:32 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 23, 2013, 10:50:30 pm
"One copper says the next round never happens."
I'll take that bet
...My plan was that I would trick the universe into making me lose the bet. Now it won't work it. Nice job breaking it. "Hero."
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: ggamer on January 24, 2013, 06:02:41 pm
John and Ro-Bowser learn facts about life

This was hardly ideal. John was pretty sure that this much interference should not be happening with a match like this, though it is a no rules match. Even so, John was almost certain he saw a giant fucking dragon, and he was almost certain that dragons were FUCKING EXTINCT.

Before he could even ponder more, a gun-shaped object (maybe a caster of some sort?) hit him in the head and bounced into the stadium. While John was not very perturbed, Ro-Bowser was.

Dude, I don't think-

TRACKING MODE ACTIVATED

Quite.

Ro, this is a teeeeeeeerrible idea. We don't need to-

TRACKING PROJECTILE TRAJECTORY

Start any fights, I mean there's a damn brawl going on already, and I don't think-

TRAJECTORY MODELED, PATHING...

Oh shit, just don't go into threat mode.

TRAJECTORY PATHED

Statement: I will do as I damn well please

Exclamation: Fuzzy organic, state your purpose in tossing weaponry
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Robocorn on January 25, 2013, 09:00:20 pm
ROUND 2

"Would You look at that Folks!
The excitement is just beginning!"

Quote
King_of_the_Weasels rolls:5

(http://i.imgur.com/qFwZHs4.png)

"Rowdy fans are pelting the combatants"

Quote
Robocorn rolls:5
PlutoniumApe rolls:2

"That had to hurt for HEWAUB, I hope it was microbrew"

(http://i.imgur.com/pIiYoIE.png)

"Groovy"

"It looks like Blade Maid is getting ready to cut someone down to size"

Quote
GreatWyrmGold rolls:6

"Hey, what's that folks"

(http://i.imgur.com/hE1ndf0.png)

"Who let that guy in?"
"I know of a few gamblers who might be disappointed"

"Oh, to hell with this"

(http://i.imgur.com/CnZkHXh.png)

"I know where you wont burn"

"Blade Maid is treating HEWAUB like a concession."
"The audience member is eating him alive!"

(http://i.imgur.com/Zt5LefO.png)

"Now she's jumping into the dragon's mouth folks!
I've never seen something like that before!"

"It's a barbeque everybody, and nobody knows what Uncle Sergei just slapped on the grill!"

"We haven't lost them folks! No Siree!"

"Using Space Age Technology we can see the combatants traverse
the leviathan's innards"

(http://i.imgur.com/v8dXRnp.gif)

"I'd be on the edge of my seat if I had one and so should you...be
Anything could happen on ROLL to DUEL"

Turn two point to Robocorn

Quote from: Persus13 on January 23, 2013, 11:14:32 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 23, 2013, 10:50:30 pm
"One copper says the next round never happens."
I'll take that bet

hope you like the penny. :)
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Xantalos on January 25, 2013, 09:02:23 pm
Huh. I suppose I'll have to get a better seat.

Inadvertently suffocate GWG while following the combatants down his innards.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: freeformschooler on January 25, 2013, 09:03:42 pm
You're really good at lighting, Robocorn.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 25, 2013, 09:47:15 pm
Hey, those glasses look like some of my old glasses!

Wait for anyone else who wants to invade my innards.
Vomit.
Breathe fire on the vomit.

Give Persus the copper piece.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Scelly9 on January 25, 2013, 09:48:33 pm
PTW
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Furtuka on January 25, 2013, 09:52:20 pm
25 Egg Custards on GWG requiring surgery by the time this is over!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 25, 2013, 10:51:19 pm
Wait until vomit happens. Toss Blade Maid more shit. As in weapons. Otherwise, dive in with my HammerSpace Bag-O-Weapons.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: scapheap on January 26, 2013, 06:18:05 am
Toss soul edge(it thematic for Mercer) down to Ape.

Order popcorn.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: kingfisher1112 on January 26, 2013, 10:34:22 am
Me being the loose cannon detective I am, I decide to be the loosest cannon on the ship and fire a few revolver rounds at the dragon. Oh, and a pack of cigs on Robocorn.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: miauw62 on January 26, 2013, 10:38:21 am
Start sellling sock hats.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: ggamer on January 26, 2013, 01:17:24 pm
Woah. Ro, did you see that?

Statement: Her probability of survival in the innards of this species of gold dragon is Seven thousand to One, rounded

Hmm, I guess they fulfilled the purpose here, I'm entertained as balls right now.

...

Quote from: miauw62 on January 26, 2013, 10:38:21 am
Start sellling sock hats.

Exclamation: Sock haaaaaaaats~

what

Statement: Organic, I would like a sock hat please~

How are you doing that, with your words?

Statement: It is unimportant~
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 26, 2013, 02:30:06 pm
Quote from: miauw62 on January 26, 2013, 10:38:21 am
Start sellling sock hats.
Buy a Sock Hat. THEN do previous action.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Doomblade187 on January 26, 2013, 03:24:38 pm
Quote from: miauw62 on January 26, 2013, 10:38:21 am
Start sellling sock hats.

Buy a sock hat, and then battle the dragon, so that he's distracted and can't do anything to the combatants.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: TheZoomZoll on January 27, 2013, 01:42:05 am
Keep yelling and trashtalking until the end of the next round.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Persus13 on January 27, 2013, 11:29:25 pm
Use the penny to bet that the next round will happen.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Fireiy on January 27, 2013, 11:46:07 pm
Bet several thousand dollars that the next round will happen. Also, arrest GWG.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 28, 2013, 12:01:30 am
Quote from: Fireiy on January 27, 2013, 11:46:07 pm
Also, arrest GWG.
Demand to know what crime I am being arrested for.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Fireiy on January 28, 2013, 12:04:32 am
For grievous assault on the two combatants and destruction of public property.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 28, 2013, 04:44:36 pm
Quote from: Fireiy on January 28, 2013, 12:04:32 am
For grievous assault on the two combatants and destruction of public property.
Did you really think fire would hurt them, and anyways audience participation is not only allowed but encouraged.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: 10ebbor10 on January 28, 2013, 05:06:43 pm
Provide usefull information not in any way relevant to the current topics of discussion
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Fireiy on January 28, 2013, 06:46:18 pm
Erm... Destruction of public property and being a public menace!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 28, 2013, 08:23:05 pm
Quote from: Fireiy on January 28, 2013, 06:46:18 pm
Erm... Destruction of public property and being a public menace!
It's not public property, I refuted the first one already, and I think that the public invading my orifices is more than enough punishment for the latter.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: javierpwn on January 28, 2013, 08:54:54 pm
Use MM Moon powers to abduct GWG, he is now inside me; which is for some reason a peaceful meadow, with only a single tree in it.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: borno on January 28, 2013, 09:05:01 pm
"It's pretty obvious Plutonium ape will win. I mean, he has a monobrow. Anyone with a monobrow is bound to be strong! 50 Moonbucks on him!"

Also, PTW
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 28, 2013, 09:28:11 pm
Quote from: javierpwn on January 28, 2013, 08:54:54 pm
Use MM Moon powers to abduct GWG, he is now inside me; which is for some reason a peaceful meadow, with only a single tree in it.
Avoid recursive players-within-players by not getting abducted.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: javierpwn on January 28, 2013, 09:46:14 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 28, 2013, 09:28:11 pm
Quote from: javierpwn on January 28, 2013, 08:54:54 pm
Use MM Moon powers to abduct GWG, he is now inside me; which is for some reason a peaceful meadow, with only a single tree in it.
Avoid recursive players-within-players by not getting abducted.
You don't want to be next to me, while inside me?
Whilst playing tag inside the moon?
Which also has a face?
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Tiruin on January 29, 2013, 05:10:49 am
Quote from: freeformschooler on January 19, 2013, 07:41:46 pm
((Yes. Hell yes. Hell [CENSORED] yes.))
PTW.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: miauw62 on January 30, 2013, 02:09:33 pm
Bet all money gathered by selling sock hats on Blade Maid
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Robocorn on February 02, 2013, 09:07:29 pm
Quote
GreatWyrmGold Rolled:1

"It's bedlam everybody! bedlam!"
"The kind of chaos that massively exceeds our effects budget!"

(http://i.imgur.com/YdQa66Y.gif)

"How will our combatants withstand the force of the chaos we cannot afford!"

Quote
javierpwn Rolled:2

Did someone hear something?
(http://i.imgur.com/uLPzIzk.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/mUQq2Se.gif)

"Fortunately for us, with the power of Space Age Technology we can see the battle unfolding
within that member of the audience"

Quote
PlutoniumApe Rolled:2
Quote
Robocorn Rolled:4

(http://i.imgur.com/rjh2w2V.png)

"Wham! Did you see that folks? Somebody got a bit of a trim!"

(http://i.imgur.com/e4ZRGOG.png)

"Looks like HEWAUB fell into the digestive slime!
a special prize to whoever guesses the secret flavor that makes it green"

(http://i.imgur.com/06vu12G.gif)

"Blade Maid's in the lead, but how long will it last
Can her +1 higher ground bonus overcome his +1 stealth bonus?
Will GreatWyrmGold require extensive surgery?
Where did that moon roll off to?
Stay posted to watch, It's
ROLL to DUEL!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Furtuka on February 02, 2013, 09:09:44 pm
I begin forcefeeding other audience members to GWG in order to increase the odds of my bet working out
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: javierpwn on February 02, 2013, 09:19:07 pm
Keep rolling until I hit the arena
Start absorbing people as I roll
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 02, 2013, 10:13:07 pm
Induce vomiting in self. Incinerate vomit.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 02, 2013, 10:55:16 pm
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on February 02, 2013, 10:44:00 pm
IT'S LIME. NO...PISTACHIO. NO. WASABI? YEAH, WASABI. JUMP IN AFTER BLAD MAID, BRANDISHING A MEDKIT AND MY HAMMERSPACE BAG. PATCH UP GWG ON THE WAY DOWN. AVOID PUSHING BLADE MAID INTO THE WASABI GOO.
If I notice this despite the indigestion, thank Greenstar. Try not to incinerate him.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Doomblade187 on February 02, 2013, 10:17:45 pm
Stop GWG from vomiting up the combatants using any necessary means.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Xantalos on February 02, 2013, 10:30:27 pm
Rip out GWG's guts, and then eat them and burrow inside his chest cavity.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 02, 2013, 10:32:09 pm
Why does everyone hate me so much?
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on February 02, 2013, 10:44:00 pm
IT'S LIME. NO...PISTACHIO. NO. WASABI? YEAH, WASABI. JUMP IN AFTER BLAD MAID, BRANDISHING A MEDKIT AND MY HAMMERSPACE BAG. PATCH UP GWG ON THE WAY DOWN. AVOID PUSHING BLADE MAID INTO THE WASABI GOO.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 02, 2013, 10:55:16 pm
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on February 02, 2013, 10:44:00 pm
IT'S LIME. NO...PISTACHIO. NO. WASABI? YEAH, WASABI. JUMP IN AFTER BLAD MAID, BRANDISHING A MEDKIT AND MY HAMMERSPACE BAG. PATCH UP GWG ON THE WAY DOWN. AVOID PUSHING BLADE MAID INTO THE WASABI GOO.
If I notice this despite the indigestion, thank Greenstar. Try not to incinerate him.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Persus13 on February 03, 2013, 07:26:11 am
Curse GWG for blocking the view. Slay him like a greek hero would.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 03, 2013, 11:47:30 am
Quote from: Persus13 on February 03, 2013, 07:26:11 am
Curse GWG for blocking the view. Slay him like a greek hero would.
If you slew me, they'd still be in my stomach. You should help me vomit, to get them out of me.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: TheZoomZoll on February 03, 2013, 12:06:05 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 03, 2013, 11:47:30 am
Quote from: Persus13 on February 03, 2013, 07:26:11 am
Curse GWG for blocking the view. Slay him like a greek hero would.
If you slew me, they'd still be in my stomach. You should help me vomit, to get them out of me.
Tell GWG that the blademaid is naked and sludgy to help him vomit.
If that doesn't work take a dump in front of GWG and pee on it.If that didn't phase him,put somebody to eat it.
Preferably some random guy.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: javierpwn on February 03, 2013, 12:07:21 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 03, 2013, 11:47:30 am
Quote from: Persus13 on February 03, 2013, 07:26:11 am
Curse GWG for blocking the view. Slay him like a greek hero would.
If you slew me, they'd still be in my stomach. You should help me vomit, to get them out of me.
Im just laughing at the fact that the dragon is wearing glasses, to make him look like a classic geek.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 03, 2013, 12:25:46 pm
Quote from: javierpwn on February 03, 2013, 12:07:21 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 03, 2013, 11:47:30 am
Quote from: Persus13 on February 03, 2013, 07:26:11 am
Curse GWG for blocking the view. Slay him like a greek hero would.
If you slew me, they'd still be in my stomach. You should help me vomit, to get them out of me.
Im just laughing at the fact that the dragon is wearing glasses, to make him look like a classic geek.
We're all nerds or geeks here. It was a fair assumption.
As noted, the glasses have a slight resemblance to a pair I owned a few years ago. Wrong color, but other than that...sorta spooky.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: ggamer on February 03, 2013, 01:57:20 pm
Man, this fight is craaaaaOOOOOOOOH NO

A wild Wyrm Tail appears!

John: 1

Ro-Bowser: 1

Before John can generate a wind barrier, him and Ro-Bowser are swatted across the stadium and (3) John manages to create a current to soften the impact, and not kill anybody!

One new message

Not the time! My fucking aaaaarm

Ro, you okay?

...

Oh no...

THREAT MODE ACTIVATED

Dude, really don't need to do this right now!

UNPACKING CANNON

Dude, stop it...

CORRECTING FOR WIND SPEED

Oh you asshole, i'm the only source of wind!

TARGET SIGHTED: GREAT WYRM GOLD

Man, don't shoot that dragon...

FIRING MAIN CANNON

Son of a...
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 03, 2013, 02:55:27 pm
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!?
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: TheZoomZoll on February 03, 2013, 02:59:17 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 03, 2013, 02:55:27 pm
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!?
QUICK VANISH FROM RTD
DO EET.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: LordSlowpoke on February 03, 2013, 03:25:44 pm
Descend from convenient lounge area and PAP the dragon on his snout.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 03, 2013, 05:08:59 pm
Quote from: TheZoomZoll on February 03, 2013, 02:59:17 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 03, 2013, 02:55:27 pm
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!?
QUICK VANISH FROM RTD
DO EET.
Only if the combatants are still in me next turn and the audience hasn't killed me to death.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: ggamer on February 03, 2013, 07:36:48 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 03, 2013, 05:08:59 pm
Quote from: TheZoomZoll on February 03, 2013, 02:59:17 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 03, 2013, 02:55:27 pm
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!?
QUICK VANISH FROM RTD
DO EET.
Only if the combatants are still in me next turn and the audience hasn't killed me to death.

Cyborg Unit 8eta-7 is packing a 150mm artillery cannon firing APDS shells specially designed for taking down high-resilience organic targets, so your survival is not likely.













SHIT I'M N8T SUPP8SED T8 8E REVEALED YET 8H F8CK
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on February 03, 2013, 09:52:10 pm
Quote from: ggamer on February 03, 2013, 07:36:48 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 03, 2013, 05:08:59 pm
Quote from: TheZoomZoll on February 03, 2013, 02:59:17 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 03, 2013, 02:55:27 pm
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS TRYING TO KILL ME?!?!?
QUICK VANISH FROM RTD
DO EET.
Only if the combatants are still in me next turn and the audience hasn't killed me to death.

Cyborg Unit 8eta-7 is packing a 150mm artillery cannon firing APDS shells specially designed for taking down high-resilience organic targets, so your survival is not likely.













SHIT I'M N8T SUPP8SED T8 8E REVEALED YET 8H F8CK
Yay for Vriska's speech pattern. I shall now provide the appropriate music. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkJHtDiNowk)
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn - ROUND:IV
Post by: PlutoniumApe on February 07, 2013, 10:30:29 am
Quote
javierpwn rolled: 2

(http://tnypic.net/zutky.gif)(http://tnypic.net/vf1vf.gif)

Welcome back, ladies and gents, to action so tense the whole arena's trembling.

(http://tnypic.net/z7esw.gif)

When we last left our combatants, they were delving into the innards of a mighty gold leviathan
Looks like Blademaid's cunning move has paid out, though...

(http://tnypic.net/lsult.png)

... because HEWAUB is dissolving in the wyrm's deadly digestive juices
Somebody get this guy some antacid! or this fight is over before you can say 'Magaldrate'

Quote
Robocorn rolled: 2
Quote
PlutoniumApe rolled: 6

(http://tnypic.net/oreir.gif)

Hold on to your seats, ladies and gents, 'cause HEWAUB's in for the rebound
Looks like it's getting all christmassy in here

(http://tnypic.net/iyt0g.gif)

Blademaid's taking the hit, with an energy beam frying the old leather bag
courtesy of Kris Kringle and a very angry cyclops

Quote
GreatWyrmGold rolled: 1

(http://tnypic.net/pe590.gif)

The beam guts the Wyrm like a fish, spilling his innards in the arena
dropping to the ground like a wet bag of sand

Quote
ggamer rolled: 2

(http://tnypic.net/83pmy.png)

Anarchy, ladies and gents, pure mayhem. The crowd is going wild, as the dragon crashed into the ranks
taking all his tormenters with him... and... what was that? Did somebody bring explosives?

(http://i.imgur.com/Q43t5m8.gif)

Let's consult the satellites for a recap - because I sure as hell don't know what's going on anymore

(http://tnypic.net/d7pu7.png)

The wyrm is down, ladies and gentlemen, and with him half of the stadium.

Since there's no sign of the combatants, he might as well have taken them with him.

Is this fight over this soon? Did the lizard bury his victims under his bloated carcass?
Who will pay for all the damages? Who will reimberse the families of the crushed observers?

Noone, that's who. And because this can't possibly be the end of it, stay tuned for the next round of ROLL TO DUEL!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROLLING ROUND:IV
Post by: TheZoomZoll on February 07, 2013, 10:52:00 am
PlutoniumApe?!
Date Registered:
August 21, 2011, 15:00:00

WHAT?!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROLLING ROUND:IV
Post by: Xantalos on February 07, 2013, 12:44:30 pm
Absorb GWG's corpse
Sit on Robocorn's head
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROLLING ROUND:IV
Post by: Freshmaniscoolman on February 07, 2013, 12:46:55 pm
What is this, and can I join?
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROLLING ROUND:IV
Post by: TheZoomZoll on February 07, 2013, 01:15:46 pm
Quote from: Freshmaniscoolman on February 07, 2013, 12:46:55 pm
What is this, and can I join?
2 random things doing random stuff.
Do you want to join the fight of the 2 random things?Don't think its possible.
Want to fuck around and launch a missile at the 2 random things?I think its possible.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROLLING ROUND:IV
Post by: miauw62 on February 07, 2013, 01:57:57 pm
Patch up hole using socks fused togheter with magma!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROLLING ROUND:IV
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on February 07, 2013, 03:46:25 pm
Throw all of my everything at Plutoniumape!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROLLING ROUND:IV
Post by: Persus13 on February 07, 2013, 04:15:19 pm
build a time machine and bet against blade maid.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROLLING ROUND:IV
Post by: ggamer on February 07, 2013, 06:35:19 pm
holy shit

ERROR: SHOT WIDE

Oh man, that didn't end well.

--------

And in recent news, The legendary new performance stadium known simply as 'The Stadium' suffered massive structural damage when, during the debut match between Robocorn and PlutoniumApe, the stadium's 'No rules' environment allowed a large cannon to be fired.

Uh, Janice, hate to break in on your piece, but we have a live press conference from The Stadium's owner, Jeffrey Lolli.

"Mister Lolli, what is the extent of the damage on the infrastructure of the stadium?"

"Well, as you all know, all of the people injured during this accident have, in fact, signed liability waivers. That being said, this sort of incident was completely in-line with several disaster scenarios, and in fact we have contained most of the damage to the immediate area around The Pit. You, In the back."

"Mister Lolli, is there any word on which political guests were injured in the incident?"

"..."

"I have no comment at this time."



Silence reigns in the small apartment. Two long-time friends, a troll and a penguin, watch in awe as sweeping camera shots show the giant hole in the middle of the stadium. One of them, the penguin, finally speaks after a long silence.

Do you think John's alright?

after a quick second of hesitation, the troll speaks.

Are you kidding me? Amateur hour shit like this won't affect John. He's practically a god. It's Ro-Bowser I'm worried for. I mean, the last suite of armor upgrades we have him should have shielded him from the blast, but-

We've got more pressing matters to attend to, Vris.

Right, right. You were telling me about the handyman?

With a few taps on a tablet sitting on the small coffee table they sit at, a viewscreen springs to life on the wall, with a picture of a hardened looking Jade-blood troll.

The Handyman. He's acting commander of the PMC division of the Machianna crime syndicate. He's also in the inner circle, and purportedly reports to the big fatass himself.

A picture flashes on the viewscreen, showing the same troll having a pleasant lunch with a very overweight Italian man.

Bastard's responsible for seven PWs fought against a number of opponents, and is the primary leg breaker of M-SYN.

Another picture flashes, this one of the troll entering The Stadium.

This motherfucker loves violence, and bought a ticket for the private seating on the outside layer of The Pit.

A picture flashes of the hole in the middle of The Stadium.

The good news? he was near the area pulverized by the blast. Bad news? We lost an operative along with him, so we have no idea if he's actually dead. We need confirmation, Vris.

I can't get Earthside for at least a few hours, that's too much of a gap.

I know. We have two people who can get there in a few minutes though.

I think I understand. Beta-Seven is more suited for direct confrontations, though. he'd give away his position too early. We'd have to use John, he's the only one that could straight stealth it.

Alright then, I'm signing off on it. Give him the go-ahead.

Roger.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROLLING ROUND:IV
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 07, 2013, 06:38:19 pm
I had a Contingency spell active. If I were to be about to die, it would teleport me to a safe place, like the Astral Plane or my lair.
Have that activate prehumously.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROLLING ROUND:IV
Post by: javierpwn on February 07, 2013, 06:51:19 pm
.... Always with the continguancy spells.....

CRUSH EVERYTHING!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Doomblade187 on February 07, 2013, 07:30:21 pm
Another knight walks into the stands.

"At least there's more than one of us- the boss has to have somebody record this."
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Askot Bokbondeler on February 07, 2013, 08:47:24 pm
epic! betting my left big toe on PA
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Furtuka on February 07, 2013, 11:12:38 pm
Well there's some egg custards I'm not getting back. Can't perform surgery on the dead. Oh well, maybe I can make up these losses.

I open up a souvenir stand next to the rubble and start selling GWG's scales to audience members. And I try to sell the scales to the contestants too if they come close.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: borno on February 08, 2013, 04:59:53 am
The man in a spacesuit pipes up.
"Those scales should fetch a good price on the space market. Yes, the space market. I'm a space guy. I'll be accepting autographs over here."
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: ggamer on February 08, 2013, 11:07:08 pm
Two new messages

Fine, whatever.

John looks down to check his PDA, and sees two messages.

From: KK

Message: Careful, HM at TS, 3G, try not to trip over your own stupidity fuckface.

From: Vris <3

Message: HM is at TS, injured. CoD must be found. NIN, you know what to do.

John reads these for a short time, then looks back to Ro-Bowser with a grim look.

Hey Ro, I have some business I need to take care of. Directive 8-92 is under affect.

Directive Recognized

Interrogative: Are you sure you do not need help

Yeah... Yeah, i'm sure.

And so John walks to the outer edges of the rim, trepidation in his step...
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Angelos on February 10, 2013, 01:28:54 pm
MEANWHILE....
At the gate of the duel...

(http://tnypic.net/t33rf.jpg)
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: javierpwn on February 10, 2013, 01:30:55 pm
I personally like the 3rd panel the best....
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: PlutoniumApe on February 15, 2013, 02:45:00 pm
(http://tnypic.net/qsh1v.png)


DRAGON SCALES!
GOLD DRAGON SCALES!
GET YOUR FRESHLY PLUCKED DRAGON SCALES WHILE THEY'RE HOT
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: miauw62 on February 15, 2013, 03:08:01 pm
Use my sock powers to turn dragon scales into socks. Start construction on ultra-sock.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: ggamer on February 15, 2013, 05:27:41 pm
The smoke has almost settled among the wreckage, former tunnels becoming bare like an anthill cut in half. John uses his wind powers to lift himself up into the hallways of the outer layer of The Pit, and looks down at his PDA.

Right, target is... three floors down.

With a flick of his wrist, the air stirs, faster and faster till it forms into a man-sized drill. It bores down three floors of tempered Dam-steel alloy before stopping at a luxurious room. John follows his drill, and with another motion his wind-drill dissipates. he looks around and, following a trail of jade green blood, finds the corpse of a heavy set troll.

Bloody fuck... That... hurt...

Are you The Handyman?

Fuckin' right ya tosser, ya gonna stare at me all day?

No. No i'm not.

John puts his hands together, focusing on a small, three inch wide hurricane in-between his hands.

The rights that have been afforded to you are no longer in affect.

The hurricane's diameter shrinks, becoming a three foot long pole of wind.

For crimes against sentient life, you are being summarily executed.

The hurricane shrinks to the size of a long bullet, and begins to spin faster and faster.

Goodb- Nggghhh

And the hurricane dissipates, as a large pool of blood stains his hoodie.

He's mine, bitch.

Two casings and a god fall to the ground, both as lifeless as the other.

Hah! Look at ya fat bitch! I was thinkin' that y-

The assailant knocks out the troll, helmet visor slowly rising.

You're coming with me. You're too good for Cerberus to pass up.

Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Kamin on February 19, 2013, 07:12:10 pm
How long's a guy gotta wait to get his lolololo on?
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Furtuka on February 19, 2013, 07:25:41 pm
"I'm sorry sir but we only accept payments of roast pork and egg custard. No apple strudel while appreciated, is not our accepted form of currency at this stand."
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: scapheap on February 20, 2013, 12:02:15 pm
"What the price of three scales?"
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Furtuka on February 22, 2013, 12:45:16 am
"12 Egg Custards or a slab of crunchy roast pork"
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: scapheap on February 22, 2013, 04:13:38 am
Thunk "There you go."
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Angelos on February 22, 2013, 02:06:46 pm
(http://www.tnypic.net/el0yl.jpg)
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Robocorn on February 24, 2013, 08:19:58 am
(http://i.imgur.com/CFRNEcI.gif)

That sure was exciting, folks!
You now understand the importance of the waiver you signed!

Remember, all audience members are eligible to win the life-waiver door prize
if they remain living at the end of the fight.

(http://i.imgur.com/uDII6h8.gif)

I hope you all remain eligible

Quote
GreatWyrmGold rolled: 2

What's that? Something's happening to all of the dragon blood
Someone must have set a spell to go off fifteen minutes after death instead of before!

(http://i.imgur.com/2qIt7WU.gif)

It's the astral plane folks, a whole lotta nothing around here!
Time and gravity don't apply to this lambent void.
Remember to patronize our refreshment stands to avoid the inevitable starvation snap-back
when time resumes its regular pace.

We could be here a while folks

(http://i.imgur.com/m6wRIRg.png)

Blade Maid is nowhere to be found, could we have left without her?
Did she get completely vaporized? We're currently using Space Age Technology
To locate her in the green clouds.

Speaking of green.
Our lucky winner Greenstarfanatic
Correctly guessed the green flavor was wasabi
He'll be going home with

A night at the opera with Pink Slugman
A four disc compilation of the world's greatest opera classics performed by yours truly.
Greenstar fanatic can look forward to five hours of opera hits.
A $24.00 value, absolutely free

(http://i.imgur.com/26PyERy.png)

working on the fight, okay?
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 24, 2013, 09:56:30 am
Respawn somewhere safe.

(I bet I get a 1 and end up here.)
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on February 24, 2013, 12:31:33 pm
YEAH. I WIN. Play the CDs from my boombox so this fight now has a soundtrack.

That, and blast off into the sky in search of my bet!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Xantalos on February 24, 2013, 01:52:52 pm
A wild Michael Jackson appeared!
The Michael Jackson steals everything using 'Smooth Criminal'!
The Michael Jackson has run away!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Furtuka on February 24, 2013, 01:54:16 pm
"GET BACK HERE YOU THIEF"

I stop for a moment to turn on Yakity Sax on a conveniently place phonograph before chasing him in hot pursuit
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: ggamer on February 24, 2013, 07:12:26 pm
Fuck!

*grumble*

Shut up! I have no fucking clue where we are!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on February 24, 2013, 11:41:02 pm
Quote from: Furtuka on February 24, 2013, 01:54:16 pm
"GET BACK HERE YOU THIEF"

I stop for a moment to turn on Yakity Sax on a conveniently place phonograph before chasing him in hot pursuit
(http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/images/4/2007/05/cd_phonograph.jpg)

THE 21ST CENTURY PHONOGRAPH PLAYS ON. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ)
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Xantalos on February 24, 2013, 11:44:16 pm
The Smooth Criminal uses Glitter!
The Smooth Criminal escapes in the confusion!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 12:01:37 am
(http://i.imgur.com/qAvov1C.png)
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Fireiy on February 25, 2013, 12:52:03 am
Wild Edgeworth appeared!
Wild Edgeworth wants to prosecute Smooth Criminal!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 12:53:17 am
Xantalos cancels lawsuit: doesn't get reference.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Robocorn on February 25, 2013, 02:44:37 am
Wait, what's that up in the sky, Could it be?
Blade Maid?!
Could it be time for a comeback?
Quote
Robocorn Rolled: 6
(http://i.imgur.com/2XUmwqP.png)
Quote
PlutoniumApe Rolled: 1
(http://i.imgur.com/PSg6aWQ.png)
Oh! What unexpected development! Bifurcating the famous eyebrow
HEWAUB has become HEWTSE!
Will the hairy eye be able to regain his famous brow?
Will the smooth criminal be brought to justice?
Does Blade Maid's  new move constitute indecent exposure?
Throw away your seat backs 'cause you'll only need the edge it's...
(http://i.imgur.com/3FRnxme.gif)

 
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 25, 2013, 05:48:07 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 12:53:17 am
Xantalos cancels lawsuit: doesn't get reference.
OBJECTION!
It's...objectionable!

-----

RESPAWN.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on February 25, 2013, 06:07:35 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 12:53:17 am
Xantalos cancels lawsuit: doesn't get reference.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZtBmMb4kDY
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 08:26:52 pm
Quote from: Fireiy on February 25, 2013, 12:52:03 am
Wild Edgeworth appeared!
Wild Edgeworth wants to prosecute Smooth Criminal!
Smooth Criminal cancels prosecution: has gun.
Smooth Criminal renames Edgeworth Annie!
Is Annie ok? Y/N
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Fireiy on February 25, 2013, 08:35:26 pm
Edgeworth rejects name change!
Edgeworth uses Paycut!
You pawn your gun to buy instant noodles.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 08:38:50 pm
Smooth Criminal contacts Al Yankovic!
Smooth Criminal pawns instant noodles off for gun!
Smooth Criminal goes into Edgeworth's apartment!
Smooth Criminal leaves bloodstains on the carpet!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 08:52:58 pm
Furtuka busts through the ceiling!

"OH YEAH"

Furtuka used High Jump Kick! CRITICAL HIT!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 08:54:10 pm
Micheal Jackson redirects Edgeworth - violation of Kool-Aid Man copyright!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 09:01:05 pm
"Went through the ceiling, not the wall, and anyways I am protected by fair use under parody!"
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 09:02:13 pm
Michael Jackson is too busy robbing people!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 09:04:00 pm
I chase Michael Jackson and knock him down with a ki blast!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 09:05:32 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on February 24, 2013, 11:44:16 pm
The Smooth Criminal uses Glitter!
The Smooth Criminal escapes in the confusion!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND IV: DEATH LASER
Post by: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 09:09:54 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/zyHkHyr.png)
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 09:11:39 pm
Furtuka charged into the glitter!
Furtuka has become confused!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Doomblade187 on February 25, 2013, 09:11:54 pm
"Always these guys and their planeshifting... ah well, at least I have a good view right now. 187 can't get here now unless he shifts planes, though, so I should probably avoid getting killed."
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Fireiy on February 25, 2013, 09:13:26 pm
Edgeworth re-appeared!
Edgeworth used desk slam!
Smooth Criminal can't escape!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 09:15:03 pm
Smooth Criminal is transforming!
Smooth Criminal has transformed into Werewolf!
Werewolf eats Edgeworth's entrails!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Fireiy on February 25, 2013, 09:19:55 pm
HOLD IT!
But it failed...
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 09:28:04 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/TKJaMBD.png)
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Robocorn on February 25, 2013, 09:35:27 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ICxcWVl.png)
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 09:39:51 pm
Werewolf is shedding!
Furtuka begins to choke on the hair!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: ggamer on February 25, 2013, 09:42:19 pm
THREAT DETECTED

CHANCE OF CIVILIAN CASUALTY: 100%

ORDER: GET BEHIND ME IF YOU WISH TO LIVE

Ro's feet unfold, and bolt themselves into the ground. A large shield unfolds from it's back, a thin layer of Damsteel thinning out to cover the most area possible, while providing a fair amount of protection.

SHIELD DEPLOYED

Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Doomblade187 on February 25, 2013, 09:44:56 pm
"Oh, come on, at least I'm wearing armor!"
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 09:47:35 pm
I cast summon bigger werewolf!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Wrex on February 25, 2013, 09:50:00 pm
Quote from: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 09:47:35 pm
I cast summon bigger werewolf!

*Ahem*

Gentlemen, I dislike ursurpers.

/me gives the pathetic imitation a swift neck snap, and leaves.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 09:50:55 pm
Micheal Jacksonwolf continues to rampage.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Doomblade187 on February 25, 2013, 09:52:33 pm
Noticing the fighting in the stands, 186 goes over to investigate.

"Hey, you there, stop it."

He then takes a few swings at Micheal Jacksonwolf.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 09:53:17 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 09:50:55 pm
Micheal Jacksonwolf continues to rampage.
(You do realize he meant the Michael Jackson Wolf when he said imitation right? XD)
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Fireiy on February 25, 2013, 10:02:55 pm
*Suddenly notices there no full moon*
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 25, 2013, 10:03:47 pm
Actually, it is the full moon on Earth right now.

Anyways.

RE-FREAKING-SPAWN.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 10:06:03 pm
Quote from: Fireiy on February 25, 2013, 10:02:55 pm
*Suddenly notices there no full moon*

"I suppose that javierpwn counts"
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 10:21:53 pm
Quote from: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 09:53:17 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 09:50:55 pm
Micheal Jacksonwolf continues to rampage.
(You do realize he meant the Michael Jackson Wolf when he said imitation right? XD)
(He meant Bigger Werewolf.)
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 10:27:15 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 10:21:53 pm
Quote from: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 09:53:17 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 09:50:55 pm
Micheal Jacksonwolf continues to rampage.
(You do realize he meant the Michael Jackson Wolf when he said imitation right? XD)
(He meant Bigger Werewolf.)
(Wrex is the bigger werewolf)
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 10:28:14 pm
BROKEN NECK IS NOTHING TO WEREWOLF
Werewolf throws Zombie Micheal at Furtuka.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 10:32:03 pm
I give the werewolf a shiny bottle of Coca Cola as a peace offering
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 10:35:36 pm
Zombie Micheal takes the Coke and they leave, you having forgotten that they took all your stuff. Even your clothes.
Smooth Criminal has exited the universe!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 10:39:00 pm
"Heh, little did you know that coke bottle is my 10th grade science project! It is coated in Silver Nitrate! Also I put tracking nanobots in the soda"
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 10:41:31 pm
He didn't drink it, though - he just took it.
You been hit by
A smooth criminal
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 10:43:47 pm
"I can still track him! I just need to set the displacement spell up."

I go gather some reagents from the dragon corpse and other dead audience members and set up a spell to transport the arena to the place of infinite Michael Jacksons
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 10:44:15 pm
He took those, too.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 10:48:57 pm
I set up the spell anyways, it'll just take a little more energy. And has a higher chance of causing an explosion upon arrival
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 10:50:11 pm
One of the infinite MJs attempts to stomp out the explosion. .
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Persus13 on February 25, 2013, 10:52:23 pm
Cause explody things to wipe out the pink slug announcer.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 10:55:50 pm

((Oi I was letting that one up to a roll))
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 10:58:30 pm
Quote from: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 10:55:50 pm

((Oi I was letting that one up to a roll))
They roll for noncombatants?
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Robocorn on February 25, 2013, 11:00:05 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 10:58:30 pm
Quote from: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 10:55:50 pm

((Oi I was letting that one up to a roll))
They roll for noncombatants?
I could if you wanted
it's 5 in the morning for PA
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 11:01:44 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 10:58:30 pm
Quote from: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 10:55:50 pm

((Oi I was letting that one up to a roll))
They roll for noncombatants?
Yeppers, that how noncombatant stuff shows up during the matches
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 11:05:36 pm
Ah, okay. I'll change the explosion put-outer.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Robocorn on February 25, 2013, 11:08:00 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/uj352cI.png)
Wasn't paying a lot of attention, some spell explosion thing? Just use this approximate level of success.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Furtuka on February 25, 2013, 11:12:42 pm
er... That's not quite what I meant

...you know what



I summon the This is Too Silly Policeman from Monty Python to haul this entire Michael Jackson mess away.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 11:15:45 pm
((He's gone anyway.
He took all your stuff, but he's gone.))
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 25, 2013, 11:39:46 pm
RESPAWN DARN IT, I WANT TO GET BACK IN THIS!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Fireiy on February 26, 2013, 12:31:45 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 25, 2013, 11:39:46 pm
RESPAWN DARN IT, I WANT TO GET BACK IN THIS!
"Sorry sir, you need to fill out this 200 page form first."
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: scapheap on February 26, 2013, 04:38:14 am
Start consuming GWG corpse.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: javierpwn on February 26, 2013, 05:29:52 am
Roll into view
Turn evryone into werewolves

Crush everything!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: borno on February 26, 2013, 05:41:45 am
SPACE-attack javierpwn!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Onyxjew944 on February 26, 2013, 06:05:42 pm
In.

This sounds like it could get...
(>'.')>┌▄-▄
(▀-▀)

Cagey.

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

Summon the immortal spirit of Nicolas Cage, throw it into the arena.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Furtuka on February 26, 2013, 06:07:49 pm
Sit in the rubble and cry.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 26, 2013, 07:49:36 pm
Quote from: Fireiy on February 26, 2013, 12:31:45 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 25, 2013, 11:39:46 pm
RESPAWN DARN IT, I WANT TO GET BACK IN THIS!
"Sorry sir, you need to fill out this 200 page form first."
Fill out form, THEN respawn.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Fireiy on February 26, 2013, 09:16:56 pm
"Thank you, you shall be respawned now. Also, you are also owned by Aperture Science now. Happy testing!"
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 26, 2013, 09:30:36 pm
Point out that I never signed that part of the form, and that anyways as of YAFB I run the Bay12 division of Aperture Science.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Fireiy on February 26, 2013, 10:34:35 pm
"Well if you look in the small print here, you had to sign all of the forms otherwise you wouldn't be respawned and you would know that the Bay12 division has had GLaDOS assume direct control."
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 26, 2013, 10:38:54 pm
Sign forms.

"I am she. Kinda. It's complicated."
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: PlutoniumApe on March 10, 2013, 09:14:01 am
(http://tnypic.net/ptni2.png)

"The crowd is going wild over that amazing finish!
If we had judges they'd shower her in 11's as she was descending back into the arena.
Oh what a glorious bag she is! Better known as Queen Comeback , if you ask me!
Can't wait to see what else is up that zipper of hers... if you catch my drift!"

Quote
javierpwn rolled a 4
(http://tnypic.net/wi6pa.png)

"But don't get to comfortable, because that porous, floating rock is back again!
I thought we lost it when we ventured into nothingness, but his moon powers transform random audience members into werecreatures!
That's what I call dedication and it looks like yet another batch of contestants lost their voucher eligibility!"

Quote
greatwyrmgold rolled a 3
(http://tnypic.net/igip7.gif)
"Self assembling glasses? That's quite the spectacles, folks!"

Quote
Robocorn rolled a 4
(http://tnypic.net/cbtvl.png)
"Enjoy that standing ovation, Blademaid, enjoy it while you can!
But you better watch your back, because it looks the worst is still behind you..."

(http://tnypic.net/09a5m.png)

"... just as you thought you'd finally made it, spaghetti are there to haunt you!
Carbs, every female's nemesis, now available in the Twilight Zone!
Visit the Snack Shop for your share of tongue-entangling goodness!"

Quote
PlutoniumApe rolled a 6
(http://tnypic.net/s4r5d.png)

(http://tnypic.net/ybzk5.png)

"That's a fight she can only lose, though all her efforts mean nothing against the dangerous Art of Hairomancy
She's going down like a hairy mummy and we can only hope that this package will keep a fresh core!"

(http://tnypic.net/yuhy9.png)
"If she won't get out of that goldylock prison real quick, she'll definitely fall victim to the mayhem that's about to break loose!
The damn dragon's back, or rather what's left of it. Werecreatures are roaming the arena and this Eyeball looks like it's on a mission!

Don't miss the next episode, because things are definitely getting hairy!"
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 10, 2013, 10:20:46 am
Heal self. Complain to announcer about being called "the damn dragon."
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Persus13 on March 10, 2013, 10:32:34 am
Arrest the announcer for committing the criminal offense of bad punnery.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Remuthra on March 10, 2013, 10:36:46 am
Run about the arena drawing Greek symbols and smileyfaces everywhere.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: scapheap on March 10, 2013, 10:38:32 am
Well, that new.

Toss a blacklight vial at Ape.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 10, 2013, 10:39:13 am
Quote from: scapheap on March 10, 2013, 10:38:32 am
Well, that new.

Toss a blacklight vial at Ape.
If I have a tongue and vocal cords at this point, scold scapheap.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Doomblade187 on March 10, 2013, 10:46:37 am
"Were-creatures?! Ah, we there never seems to be a moment of peace in the audience around here. Guess I might as well help clean up the mess."

Put the were-creatures to the sword.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: scapheap on March 10, 2013, 10:47:51 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 10, 2013, 10:39:13 am
Quote from: scapheap on March 10, 2013, 10:38:32 am
Well, that new.

Toss a blacklight vial at Ape.
If I have a tongue and vocal cords at this point, scold scapheap.
Nothing I can do, sorry, stander blackwatch protocol, when face with a horrible monster, make it 10 times worse.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Furtuka on March 10, 2013, 11:03:19 am
"You... you are the reason i've lostmy fortune. It's all your fault. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!"

Commence operation, Shoot the Moon
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: miauw62 on March 10, 2013, 11:09:43 am
USE THE SOCK-POWERS. BE THE SOCK.
Use all hair present in the arena to make a sock large enough to encapsulate Javier.

Miauw has created MoonCapture, an artifact human hair sock!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: javierpwn on March 10, 2013, 11:23:19 am
Spread my influence further on the battle field.
Crush the Sock!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: miauw62 on March 10, 2013, 11:33:56 am
Quote from: javierpwn on March 10, 2013, 11:23:19 am
Spread my influence further on the battle field.
Crush the Sock!
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE SOCK. THE SOCK IS EVERYTHING. SURRENDER TO THE SOCK AND BECOME ONE WITH IT.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: javierpwn on March 10, 2013, 11:40:19 am
MUST.CONSUME.
CONSUME EVERYTHING!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Onyxjew944 on March 10, 2013, 01:05:43 pm
Throw in a gallon jug of Alchemist's Fire
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Xantalos on March 10, 2013, 02:27:15 pm
Materialize as a stick figure
Begin advertising for the 'Smash Yourself Into A Brick Wall' race.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: LordSlowpoke on March 10, 2013, 03:44:30 pm
Put on robe and wizard hat.

Consume popcorn.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Kadzar on March 10, 2013, 08:05:33 pm
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on March 10, 2013, 03:44:30 pm
Put on robe and wizard hat.
What are you doing? This is a family show!
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: Remuthra on March 11, 2013, 02:23:56 pm
Quote from: Kadzar on March 10, 2013, 08:05:33 pm
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on March 10, 2013, 03:44:30 pm
Put on robe and wizard hat.
What are you doing? This is a family show!
Hit him over the head for making snide remarks about robes and hats.
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND V: BLADE STORM
Post by: LordSlowpoke on March 11, 2013, 02:37:34 pm
Quote from: Kadzar on March 10, 2013, 08:05:33 pm
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on March 10, 2013, 03:44:30 pm
Put on robe and wizard hat.
What are you doing? This is a family show!

I'M GETTING CRAP PAST THE RADAR AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
Title: Re: ROLL to DUEL: PlutoniumApe vs. Robocorn ROUND VI: HAIROMANCY
Post by: Playergamer on June 02, 2013, 08:54:46 pm
Enter Money McBaggins, the gun auctioneer. "First gun of the match, FN Minimi! Bid while it's cheap, bids start at 50 copper!" McBaggins says as he tries to auction off his guns to the contestants and audience.