We are dead green.You enter the Battle!
Shoot selfYou shoot yourself! You succeed automatically!
Get up and walk around looking for signs of battle.You enter the battle with a (5) rifle!
Hide in a house and wait.
BLUE, the secret third team!You enter with a (6) rocket launcher!
Hide my name tag!
Shoot him in the rocket from cover.You fire! 6! You detonate his launcher!
Do I have a laser gun?Everybody has laser guns.
PEW PEW MOTHER LOVERS LASERS EVERYWHERE!
Master of Green!You enter the battlezone! (3) you have a pistol!
ENTER AS GREEN FIRING AT THE HOUSE!You enter the battlezone! (2) You have a medpack!
GREEN!? MORE LASERS!You fire at Scapheap! (6) Headshot!
FABULOUS PURPLE TEAM!Oh, shut up.
Ascend to godhood as it seems I am god of the hunt or something. failing that open fire on the medic.your consistency with rolling 6's does seem to indicate that.
Ascend to godhood as it seems I am god of the hunt or something. failing that open fire on the medic.You fire on the medic! (3) You barely miss!
BECOME GREEN VAMPIREYou get back up!
Fuck you. GO BLUE TEAM!You have a (2) medpack!
Dive for cover after grabbing the nearest gun! You don't fire on medics for a reason.(missed this, sorry)
Boo where'd my turn go?You fire! (4) you hit his arm!
Repeat actions except also fire on red man!
Go my green twin.You enter with a (1) lack of weapons!
TRANSFORM into MIST!You attempt to transform into mist, but don't seem to have that power!
SUFFOCATE the BLUE guy!
Full auto! Aim for the head and spit out a witty one-liner!You fire like crazy! (4) Hitting Pufferfish in the arm!
Action movie hero sequence myself down to a medpack while killing enemies.You leave the house and fire on Pufferfish! (5-1=4) You shoot him again, and he collapses!
Break out of the strangle hold and kick him in the nuts!You fight back! (2) you fail to break his hold!
Use my plot armour to attack the red sniper.You fire on Kj! (1) your pistol explodes in your hands!
Steal his drugs and sedate him with them!You try to steal his medpack! (3) you can't ahold of it, but you keep squeezing! (4) He's losing conscience!
((Where's Xantalos's first corpse?))((He got back up as a vampire))
Red!
Get into cover!
Red.You spawn with a (1) lack of armaments to attack with!
Begin shooting towards the green people.
Cheerfully run over and hug the green guy strangling the blue medic guy.You hug the green vampire!
Join in on the GREEN team!You enter with a (4) grenade! You (2) successfully blow up the empty house!
Duck behind cover and shout "MARK FOUR STYLE, MOTHERF--KER!"
Fire on the two idiots at the bottom of the map. Obtain gold star.You fire! (6!) You fire a piecing shot though the targets! They all die!
use my medipack and fire on the red!You attempt to heal yourself! (4) you stop the bleeding!
In death, shout out "TEAM KILLER!!!"*Kj1225 earns achievement: Team Killer*
Ressurect as double vampire.(2) You fail to get back up!
Steal gold star.
Rip off kj1225's pants and strangle him with them
Fight through the pain and shoot KJ!You fire! (2) You miss!
Spawn as Blue!You enter with a (1) bad attitude! You pick up a corpse and (3) fail to hit anyone!
Pick up corpses and begin bludgeoning people with them!
Ascend to godhood and kill my enemies. Or just kill my enemies if I don't ascend.(6) .... Fine, you ascend to godhood. Prick.
Spawn as blue. Wonder why the green team's house is red. More importantly, wonder why blue team doesn't get a house. Then shoot someone.You spawn with a (6) rocket launcher! You fire! (5) You devastate the (3) green side!
Spawn as RED Pyro.You spawn with a (2) pistol, unfortunately it has no flamer capabilities, but it will have to do. (3) Except you missed.
BURN THE INFIDELS!
Ascend to heaven granting everyone rocket launchers.Hail the great example of RED power and superiority
Get back up(1) You stay down!
Summon Kratos
Spawn in like an awesome futuristic soldier, which is to say, fly in a set of jet-pack power armor.(4) You fly in with your jetpack! And nothing else!
Also spawn as a member of the blue team. Because blue looks nicer.
Red!(1) You have a jumpsuit! And you spawned on the wrong side of the battle!
Spawn as a dragon. Set everyone aflame with a fire breath.(4) Well at least you have a grenade. Too bad you didn't specify a team.
spawn as a red solidger protect our physical god (shoot anyone that points a gun at him)(4) You have a grenade to protect your god!
Bludgeon Red team members(6) You beat a man to death with your friend's body!
Walk out of the fireball unharmed(apart from the gun blowing up.)(1) Nice try though.
Finger gun pew pew Xantalos' corpse and ascend to heaven granting everyone rocket launchers.(4+5=9) You annihilate the area! And summon rocket launchers!
"Need a dispenser here!"You pick up a summoned rocket launcher!
Now blow up the other enemy team.(5) You do so!
Blue(1) You spawn inside of an explosion!
Call In airstrike against all enemies while burying self into ground to hide
Expand the game map so we aren't so cramped.But that's part of the chaos!
Expand the game map so we aren't so cramped.
Change the game map to something with lots of color.(4) You make the map bigger, and add color... That's what you meant, right?
Grab a launcher of rockets, fly far above the battle and launch rockets down below.You grab a rocket launcher and (1) it explodes in mid-air!
Kill someoneYou re-spawn with a (6) rocket launcher! You fire(5) and cause a massive explosion!
Punch the nearest green guy in the head.You try punch the gray dude in the head (1) but Furtuka's rocket gets in your way!
...i guess that might work out, also teams are overrated anywaysYou throw your grenade! (6) It decimates the vicinity!
Throw grenade right between four dudes on the left, exploding them all!
Convert rocket launcher to flamethrower! BURN!(4) You rewire the launcher so spew flames and torch the area!
Respawn as a fireproof Shoggoth.
Devour everyone.
Revive if I'm dead, turn on turbo mode, commit suicide a ton. Make a fort out of the dead copies of myself.(4) You make a corpse-fort!
Respawn, build a explosion proof barricade(4) You make a bomb shelter!
Yush good.(5) You create a castle!
Raise my castle from the ocean in the background.
Spawn in a nondescript grey janitor jumpsuit, start cleaning this horrible mess. Pile bodies in left lower corner, lootables in lower right corner.(2) You spawn with a medpack, and find that all of the corpses and loot have been completely incinerated!
Respawn. Build an underground laboratory.(6) You do so!
HAHAHAHAHA! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhZs96h9f5A) Build a sentry with flamethrowers!(3) at least it holds together.
Respawn as a fireproof Shoggoth.(3) you have a fire-proof vest with a nametag labeled "Shoggoth" and a pistol.
Devour everyone.
(4) You spawn in and walk over the slurry of bones and blood that has now become the ground, it pleases you. You have a grenade.Respawn as a fireproof Shoggoth.
Devour everyone.
Spawn in Black team and become the God of Blood, then crush skulls of everything that lives excluded myself.
If alive, summon a nuclear grenade and explode everything.You spawn as (6!) a NUCLEAR DRAGON.
If dead, respawn as a Dragon and burn everyone with fire breath.
Dig up from under as red.(1) the map gives you the finger.
EXPAND THE MAP DOWN!
Respawn three days later and ascend into the sky.Intercept with RPG
REPEAT ACTION!(6) You dig underground!
Respawn as an angry swarm of bees.(1) You fail to spawn!
Sting the shit out of the nearest person.
Build walls around the bunker and set up turrets(3) You make a basic wall
Make Shoggoth a minor god.(3) You turn the man labeled "Shoggoth" into a minor god!
Upgrade gun(2) You fail to upgrade your gun, but since you're now a god, you don't care anymore!
Create the Corpse Cannon 500, and fire at will!(2) The corpses just don't hold together.
Respawn three days later and ascend into the sky.(6) Success! It happens instantly!
(2) You don't have an RPG, and you can't attack yet!Respawn three days later and ascend into the sky.Intercept with RPG
NUCLEAR BREATH AT EVERYONE!You fire a nuclear blast at everyone! (6) It wipes out almost the whole map!
Spawn with Arondight. Slay Dragon(2) You spawn without Arondight, and your fists are ineffective against the Dragon!
With Shoggoth wipe away the map radiation. Have epic battle with dragon.You fight the dragon! (6) (results at bottom...)
Fire lightning bolts at the ground.(6) (results at bottom...)
Spawn in a mecha!(5) You get a mecha!
Spawn with a falcon cannon. Fire falcon cannon in full auto.(3) It won't matter in a second...
Make a church to KJ and draw on his power to protect it (CLERIC TIME)(3) See below...
Call upon eldritch abominations(5) (results at bottom...)
Destroy the map
BUILD A INDESTRUCTIBLE CUBE WITH ME INSIDE IT.(1) That would have really helped too...
INCLUDE DOOR.
fuck I carnt see cause I'm at school and the pictures wont load will post action tonight if the world isnt explodedUmm......
fuck I carnt see cause I'm at school and the pictures wont load will post action tonight if the world isnt exploded
I'll sig it.fuck I carnt see cause I'm at school and the pictures wont load will post action tonight if the world isnt exploded
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Did i seriously got three 6's in a row here XDYes, you really got that, and yes, Kj really got stupidly favorable rolls the entire time.
Determine if I'm still alive.I was wondering when GWG would show up...
Shoot someone if so.
Issues which will continue to happen and be blamed for my absence for a little while.Determine if I'm still alive.I was wondering when GWG would show up...
Shoot someone if so.
This requires a team up between me Xantalos and GWG! And Remuthra.Teamup accepted.
Respawn as a comet. Scream "Yeah, I'm a comet!" as I pass by.(1) You fail to spawn as a comet, but the surviving gods request your presence!
Spawn an armed space frigate. A blue one.(6) Your blue space frigate is armed to the teeth!
Respawn as an Antimatter Dragon(4) You spawn as an anti-matter drake!
Build awesome space lab in a ship and call it the Winter Storm, and start building robot army to enslave all reds that somehow survived the cataclysm.(6) Your ship hyperspaces in with a robot army!
I appear on the bay 13 and start adding repeating nuke guns(4) You decided to call Nirur Torir's Ship the "Bay 13" and start adding even more weapons to it!
Determine if I'm still alive.(2) You are not alive, but the surviving gods have requested your presence!
Shoot someone if so.
Reshape world in my image.
Kj and Xantalos make GWG and Remuthra new gods! They all begin to forge a new world. (5)This requires a team up between me Xantalos and GWG! And Remuthra.Teamup accepted.
Spawn as space demon.(1) Apparently the answer is no.
Join up with the world fixing alliance
Furtuka is accepted. Also make something to challenge the ship in our space.Furtuka Joins your league, and you create a challenge! (5) You cause both ships weapons to fire on each other!
"Nirur the ship is ready for combat" start shooting the drake with the meny meny gunsYou fire on the drake! (2) You miss!
Make a habitable moon, covered with an ocean dotted with islands.GWG gets started on a moon... (4) it looks pretty good.
Spawn as a Mk3 Nuke from AI War: Fleet Command.(6) You are a nuke!
Spawn as Jupiter(5) You spawn as Jupiter, but you still won't appear on the map.
1) Spawn as a swamp planet.(5) You accomplish this, but I'm still not adding it to the map.
2) Have a few trillion native sentients building star destroyers.
Antimatter breath at the world(6) Well it's a good thing GWG made that moon, then...
I started with a simple premise, a small scale battle between two colors.
Now I have a battle between starships, dragons, and gods, some fighting for creation, and some fighting for destruction.
How did this happen in the course of just two days?
Use all the sciency equipment to invent a animatronic battle dragon that breathed fire and destroys everyoneI join team !!SCIENCE!! as team doctor
btw, I AM NOW TEAM SCIENCE
I join team !!SCIENCE!! as team doctorDamn, stop your crusade to create eldritch abominations!
AhemI join team !!SCIENCE!! as team doctorDamn, stop your crusade to create eldritch abominations!
Magic=dragonYes it does. He just doesn't believe in it.
Science=animatronic metal dragon
therefore your argument is invalid.
And god magic has no power over AN ATHEIST SCIENTIST CHARACTER...named Bob...I guess...I never thought of his name 'till now...Bob it is then
When the gods are literally right there blasting people in the face, atheism is an invalid religious choice.-Abraham LincolnMagic=dragonYes it does. He just doesn't believe in it.
Science=animatronic metal dragon
therefore your argument is invalid.
And god magic has no power over AN ATHEIST SCIENTIST CHARACTER...named Bob...I guess...I never thought of his name 'till now...Bob it is then
I would argue about how that's impossible but I'm god.SIG
For every person that sigs something I say I grow more powerful. SOON THE WORLD WILL KNOW THE HORROR THAT IS FREE ICECREAM!Well because I dont care about the war between !!SCIENCE!! and kj1225/god I am now a !!DOCTOR!! and a Priest
For every person that sigs something I say I grow more powerful. SOON THE WORLD WILL KNOW THE HORROR THAT IS FREE ICECREAM!For the first part of that, do my sigs of your quotes count double since I'm the GM?
And I'm in it as the sister of that other guy. I think.Pretty much, I'm worried about how that will turn out when your main character gets there.
I started with a simple premise, a small scale battle between two colors.I have no idea!
Now I have a battle between starships, dragons, and gods, some fighting for creation, and some fighting for destruction.
How did this happen in the course of just two days?
I don't think you can put it in there unless it's been active for at least a month, this thing died from over-post after 3 days.I started with a simple premise, a small scale battle between two colors.I have no idea!
Now I have a battle between starships, dragons, and gods, some fighting for creation, and some fighting for destruction.
How did this happen in the course of just two days?
And this quote alone means the game deserves a spot in the Hall of Fame.
Remember, kids. Initial Awesomeness management is important.I don't think you can put it in there unless it's been active for at least a month, this thing died from over-post after 3 days.I started with a simple premise, a small scale battle between two colors.I have no idea!
Now I have a battle between starships, dragons, and gods, some fighting for creation, and some fighting for destruction.
How did this happen in the course of just two days?
And this quote alone means the game deserves a spot in the Hall of Fame.
All right, I'm puttin' this whole thing in my sig.Remember, kids. Initial Awesomeness management is important.I don't think you can put it in there unless it's been active for at least a month, this thing died from over-post after 3 days.I started with a simple premise, a small scale battle between two colors.I have no idea!
Now I have a battle between starships, dragons, and gods, some fighting for creation, and some fighting for destruction.
How did this happen in the course of just two days?
And this quote alone means the game deserves a spot in the Hall of Fame.
Aw, i was hoping for it to get even more ridiculous. Oh well.I have a new game now, it's about to get there.
My dreams of animatronic death dragon were never realized.and I didnt get any icecream
From its hungry mouth, Xantalos disregards intros and spews a mass of horrible eldritch monstrosity things that eat reality from its mouth!GreatWyrmGold the Great Wyrm of Gold created the Void Plague, a species of creature that eats Nothing and excretes Something, specifically to make sure that there is always Something for the gods to create in.
From its hungry mouth, Xantalos disregards intros and spews a mass of horrible eldritch monstrosity things that eat reality from its mouth!You attempt to create a mass of eldritch monstrosities (4)
Create a giant moving space canoe, loaded with magic can(oe)nons firing explosive nyan canoes, with the power to get down to disco music.(3) You send off a space canoe into space, forming the stars!
As the first and eldest god I will create a universe for us to mess with. Starting with a planet called Gia.(2) You create a barren chunk of rock in space.
GreatWyrmGold the Great Wyrm of Gold created the Void Plague, a species of creature that eats Nothing and excretes Something, specifically to make sure that there is always Something for the gods to create in.(2) You create the Void Plague, but it is quickly overpowered!
Eat the Void Plague and spit them at GWGOut of curiosity, what is it with you and Void?
Probably a thing I'm going through. What is it with you and Void Plagues?Eat the Void Plague and spit them at GWGOut of curiosity, what is it with you and Void?
Create more Void Plague!
Eat the Void Plague and spit them at GWGGreatWyrmGold and Xantalos battle! 5 Vs. 2 GreatWyrmGold strikes down the Void-Spawn and blasts Xantalos!
I can work with this. Send down terraformers to get the planet somewhat habitable.(6) You summon a swarm of creatures to transform Gia into a habitable body!
Put GreatWyrmGold and Xantalos in time out until they stop fighting and subsequently fuck everything up.(6) You Throw GreatWyrmGold and Xantalos into a Divine Cage to prevent them from messing everything up!
Promptly kill kj1225.(2) That flippin' Cage!
Create Void Plague, to eat the Nothing and excrete Something.(4)You Cast Void Plague again! It fills the cage with... some unidentified garbage!
Posting to watch. Apparently kj puts the luck of the Irish to shame.I know, and he's been in every single game I've made so far, and he does this every time.
Kill GreatWyrmGold and fashion his innards into a divine chainsaw.(2) You attempt to kill GreatWyrmGold, but you can't harm him!
Use divine chainsaw to break the cage and kill kj1225.
Shove Xantalos into the side of the cage so His Divine Voidiness can let me and the Void Plague escape!(4) You shove Xantalos into the side of the Cage, making it spark!
If that fails, kill him and use his corpse to bash the cage open.
That's it! Xantalos and GWG have their powers revoked until they can act civil to each other.(4) You tighten the Cage, restricting their movement and power!
Let there be hats!about time you got back.
My internet equipment had problems :P.Let there be hats!about time you got back.
Trap GWG and Xantalos in Gia using the heat from the fight to warm it up. Also make a star near enough to the planet to heat it up but far enough away that it won't burst into flames. Name the star Helios.(5) You send GWG and Xantalos hurtling toward the planet! You form a star and name it Helios! The Planet Warms!
(5) The force of your impact shatters across the world! It causes massive fissures and earthquakes!
Break the cage.
Break kj.
Break the planet.
Consume Xantalos and destroy him utterly.(1) You can't hold on to him, and you spiral away, out of control and toward Gia!
Let there be hats!(6) You create hats, and you create heads to put them on!
Become first lifeform on Gia!
Become second life form on Gia!
Become a dwarf on Gia!The first 3 Dwarves enter the world!
Point out that we are the three sentient creatures on this world, and that we need to work together to not die in point two time-units.
Begin minor pantheon of gods, Become god of clouds and storms.Exclude him!
"We dont even have slade. Or a pickaxe. Or food. We will all get beds in time, but lets survive first, neh?"
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If we destroy the planet, will we become more powerful?It doesn't work that way.
Let there be a moon made of hats. It shall be called Hatvia.(5) You create the Hat-Moon!
Cage Xantalos in the planet. Make some ladies for the dwarves.(2) You try to cast your Divine Cage again, but Xantalos resists!
Create a nest and a pair of gold dragons to live in the nest.(1) Success! Now if only they were larger than microbes.
Kill kj.(4) You punch him repeatedly in the face!
Use status as first lifeform to gain ancient powers. Rule dwarven race with said powers. Demand Slade Bed(4) You attempt to draw out ancient powers...
Put on a flat cap.(5) You hog-tie the madman, and set out to a small mountain.
Dig a quarry and build a tower on a mountain. Somewhere away from the gods.
Point out that we are the three sentient creatures on this world, and that we need to work together to not die in point two time-units.
Restrain the clearly insane dwarf, keeping him locked up until we make booze to get him sobered up.
Become Fire/Plasma Elemental on Helios.(3) You manifest as a small fire elemental on the Sun.
(2 Vs 6) Remuthra step on the small light of manifestation, squashing it.Begin minor pantheon of gods, Become god of clouds and storms.Exclude him!
arive on the world via portal (as human) with a Halberd.(5) In a puff of smoke and light, the first Wizard enters the world.
The time has come.Yeah, that's not going to work, either.
Ascend to godhood again, becoming a godgod!
Never :P.The time has come.Yeah, that's not going to work, either.
Ascend to godhood again, becoming a godgod!
Quit trying to break my systems.
Create a race of powerful hat creatures on Hatvia which wear other creatures and take control of their minds.What, like some sort of Headcrab hat? That sounds horrifying.
Lamias have the upper bodies of humans and their lower bodies are like a snakes. They also are divinely fertile and are genetically compatible with all life that can breed.You have a strange imagination.
Exactly.Create a race of powerful hat creatures on Hatvia which wear other creatures and take control of their minds.What, like some sort of Headcrab hat? That sounds horrifying.
What's the point of making something if it is potentially not genetically compatible with other things? Also I'm going to take a member of each race that is made as a concubine.Create a race of powerful hat creatures on Hatvia which wear other creatures and take control of their minds.What, like some sort of Headcrab hat? That sounds horrifying.Lamias have the upper bodies of humans and their lower bodies are like a snakes. They also are divinely fertile and are genetically compatible with all life that can breed.You have a strange imagination.
It's the inevitable concubine conclusion that I was referring too.What's the point of making something if it is potentially not genetically compatible with other things? Also I'm going to take a member of each race that is made as a concubine.Create a race of powerful hat creatures on Hatvia which wear other creatures and take control of their minds.What, like some sort of Headcrab hat? That sounds horrifying.Lamias have the upper bodies of humans and their lower bodies are like a snakes. They also are divinely fertile and are genetically compatible with all life that can breed.You have a strange imagination.
You can take a mind control hat as a concubine?What's the point of making something if it is potentially not genetically compatible with other things? Also I'm going to take a member of each race that is made as a concubine.Create a race of powerful hat creatures on Hatvia which wear other creatures and take control of their minds.What, like some sort of Headcrab hat? That sounds horrifying.Lamias have the upper bodies of humans and their lower bodies are like a snakes. They also are divinely fertile and are genetically compatible with all life that can breed.You have a strange imagination.
You can take a mind control hat as a concubine?I'm sorry, but I just have to sig this.
The time has come.The day is here!
Hey! My dragon race isn't listed!Yes, neither are microbes.
Gr! That's discrimination! Editing action!Hey! My dragon race isn't listed!Yes, neither are microbes.
Continue attempts to obtain ancient power. Then break these chains. Possibly strangle Aseharu with them.Continue to crush infidels under my godly hatbrim.
Use the planet-busting power of the first time through in reverse to retroactively create myself as a god.He gets the hatbrim too.
SO I AM ACCURSED OF THE GODS AM I? MWAHAHAHA WHO NEEDS EM ANCIENT POWER GOContinue attempts to obtain ancient power. Then break these chains. Possibly strangle Aseharu with them.Continue to crush infidels under my godly hatbrim.
Wave off Xantalos and try making Lamias.(6) You create a city of the Lamias!
Lamias have the upper bodies of humans and their lower bodies are like a snakes. They also are divinely fertile and are genetically compatible with all life that can breed.
Create a race of powerful hat creatures on Hatvia which wear other creatures and take control of their minds.(3) You create the Hatvians!
Tear kj apart.(1) He swats you away easily!
Cause the tiny dragons to multiply into a hive-minded sentient species that spreads across the world in swarms!(3) You create the Dragon Swarm!
Shove a hat on the insane dude before he can do anything, then get to work making a still and brewing booze. Also dig a tunnel into the mountain we can shove the wagon in.You stick a hat on the madman and start to work on the mountainhalls! (5) Looking pretty spiffy!
Begin making massive underground fortress that is full of traps that are deadly to anyone but me
Continue attempts to obtain ancient power. Then break these chains. Possibly strangle Aseharu with them.(6) You feel... POWER! BFEL has been possessed! (2) You must reach a shop! But these ropes are too mighty!
Spawn as a human-shaped elemental of dust, with a pickaxe. ...A Powder Miner, if you will.(5) Poof! Well, that was effective.
Fly to planet, become demigod.
Use the planet-busting power of the first time through in reverse to retroactively create myself as a god.(4) Success! The two wanna-be gods manifest and crash into each other, un-manifesting in the process!
Bring my onto the planet WITH PORTALS.(6) The Portal Wizard summons his house and establishes the first Wizard Hermit House!
The Swarm has come! It is horde of insect like creatures from beyond the stars! Their hunger is endless! Their power is boundless!(4) The swarm is summoned! ....You have no idea as to where, though.
Get myself a wizard hatWould you like to simply cast the Conjure hat spell that Remuthra already made?
((I was going to get a hat from my collection of hats in my house if that's all right. Sorry about not mentioning it.))That's ok, I'll just assume your summon house power contained a conjure hat spell built in to it's casting.
Continue killing kj.Send my dragonling swarm to feats on Xantalos and multiply from his flesh!
Continue killing kj.(5) You fly over to him and attack him again!
Spread my hats across Gia. Institute a godly decree that everyone must wear a hat of some kind.(6) There are hats for everyone! Now hats are blessed to magically protect against any that don't wear one!
Curse Xantalos with the inability to kill anything due to his action or inaction. Take a Lamia woman as my concubine and make more dwarves to make sure the first ones don't get lonely.(6) You put a divine restraining order on Xantalos, but the only way it works is for all of the gods to enter into a slumber, and so as your last act, you take a Lamia woman with you, and summon more Dwarves before your sleep.
(6) Your dragons feast mightily! Your last waking sighting it them multiplying in size and strength, they are no longer mere microbial organisms, they are here at last, your dragons. You then enter a deep sleep.Continue killing kj.Send my dragonling swarm to feats on Xantalos and multiply from his flesh!
Get myself a wizard hat and start making wards around my island including a forcefield that is powered by what ever attacks it life force and only lets ones that wont hurt throughYou put on your once-and-now-further-so magical hat and beginning warding your island from intruders.
as well as standerd protection charms.
Ask the powder dude to help mine, build the nutso a craft workshop and tie him to it. Then dig out a farm above the tunnel.(5) You now have an upper floor for farming, a new section of cavern, and a nifty craft shop. The area you dug through for the larger chamber ran directly into a copper vein!
YES YES I MUST BUILD! THEN I SHALL BE THE MOST POWERFUL (non-god) THERE IS!!! HEHEHEHEHEH(3) You jump up, still bound, and hobble over to the new shop, you then proceed to kick all of the copper to the shop, along with some of the wood from the wagon supplies.
From its hungry mouth, Xantalos disregards intros and spews a mass of horrible eldritch monstrosity things that eat reality from its mouth!More you made things to eat the universe and all reality but I don't care about most of those things.
Can I be a wizard? Preferably one that is good with magic involving time and space. And how far can I push Doctor Who references?Do you remember my first game? Riren had a sonic screwdriver, so yes to all Doctor Who references, and the wizards.
I don't recall that event.
I'll call the GM.In my personal opinion, I do believe Xantalos tried to destroy everything, as he usually does.
I will point out that everyone is in fact wearing a mind control hat.Those are still on the moon.
Huh. I actually don't remember that.Your desire to annihilate everything must have already rooted itself in your memory, causing damage.
I must've repressed it or something.
It's not my desire, really. It's more a hobby.I'm going to sig this, try to find a good spot in my sig text for it, under one of your attempts to destroy something.
I can't sig something obviously made to be sigged, it has to be real.Sig'd.
I can't sig something obviously made to be sigged, it has to be real.That could be real, or it could be not.
Just sitting here LaughingI can't sig something obviously made to be sigged, it has to be real.Sig'd.
IF he makes the armor lock it up untill he is mayor.
I looked it up, flipped randomly to page 22, and found this.I can't sig something obviously made to be sigged, it has to be real.Look up 'YOU AT FINAL BOSS'. Choose any of my actions from that thread.
I wonder if I still count as a hero after nearly breaking the game twice.FLIPPIN' YES.
Why are fire elementals not listed under Creatures or Races?Because there is only one, and it exists on the sun, where it can't really do a whole lot, but I'll change it.
There is (currently) only one wizard, yet they're there...They are also on the planet, not the sun, so they can affect more.
What heroes?AND THE DWARVES TOO!
Plant some plants and then continue digging out the entry tunnel.(5) You plant a nice selection of spring crops from the wagon supplies.
IF he makes the armor lock it up untill he is mayor. When he is mayor remind him that I kept him alive so he was strong enough to wear it.
USE COPPER TO CREATE VAMPIRIC POWER ARMOR(1) You toil furiously, it's coming together slowly.
Start engraving the walls to give us happy thoughts(3) The walls look much smoother now, at least.
Arrive as my third incarnation. I am The Doctor, wizard of time and space! Also can I arrive near my Lamias please?(4) You Enter into the world as the second Wizard near the Lamias Capital.
set up trials so those worthy can come and seek aid(3) You Create the Towers of Trials!
set these at towers with a portal at the top to the island and the trials inside the tower with no way to skip the trials through climbing flying or destruction of the tower.
Arrive as the wizard Gilan the Gold.(5) You enter into the world at the new Towers of Trials on the Wizard's Island.
Become the most fabulous of all hats. Arrive on a meteor from Hatvia.(1) You fly off of Hatvia and plummet to Gia!
Fly to Gaia, BURN THE HEROES!(1) You sail off of the Sun and toward Gia!
AND THE DWARVES TOO!
Abuse loopholes by teleporting to the top of the tower. Examine the portal.((I should have thought of that ohh well also what are you GWG if in god form you will be weakened if in mortal form you can't teleport))
((I'm a wizard, Harry.((Forgot about that sorry and at the moment I was talking to you))
...Wait, you're not Baldman.))
((...Wait, can I still control God-Me?))((Not usually, if I feel like letting you perform a god-action, I'll send a PM, but for now, no.))
So I don't get space as a sphere as well? I HAVE FAILED AS THE DOCTOR!You only get one to start with, you'll probably get space later.
TOIL FURIOUSLYER TO MAKE MY VAMPIRIC POWER ARMOR! Also avoid going crazy(er)
Arrive as another dwarf. Begin digging deeper.
Get inspiration from the smooth walls. Continue engraving them with pictures of dwarves being awesome.
Dig out a spot for a trade depot and a place for our mineshaft.(4) BFEL toils on the artifact!
Abuse loopholes by teleporting to the top of the tower. Examine the portal.
Set warning runes to alert all mortals if the gods start to stir and wake from there slumber.(4) You don't know any portal magic, but you do know how to abuse the works of a portal mage. You appear on the top of the Tower.
Start introducing myself to the locals.(5) They take to you quite quickly, and you easily establish their trust.
Try again.
>BURN THE HAT(1 Vs. 1) The two parts of the shooting star fizzle away into nothingness. Well that was anticlimactic.
Become Dragon, sphere LASERS! I breathe lasers.(3) The flaming spirit from the star fall down into one of the northern dragons.
Spawn as a colossal fire snake that is the mantle.(1) The mantle stirs slightly, and is still.
Spawn as a colossal fire snake that is the mantle.I will repeat this until I get spawned. The universe will end before I stop trying.
That has fire and earth magic.
First sphere fire.
Or, you know, someone else will get the fire sphere first and then you'll have to settle on earth, unless that's taken, too.Spawn as a colossal fire snake that is the mantle.I will repeat this until I get spawned. The universe will end before I stop trying.
That has fire and earth magic.
First sphere fire.
No no you don't understand.Or, you know, someone else will get the fire sphere first and then you'll have to settle on earth, unless that's taken, too.Spawn as a colossal fire snake that is the mantle.I will repeat this until I get spawned. The universe will end before I stop trying.
That has fire and earth magic.
First sphere fire.
In case you can't tell, I've decided to switch on my insaneish persona for this thing.Wait, you can switch that thing off?
I have multiple flavors of crazy and non.In case you can't tell, I've decided to switch on my insaneish persona for this thing.Wait, you can switch that thing off?
SigI have multiple flavors of crazy and non.In case you can't tell, I've decided to switch on my insaneish persona for this thing.Wait, you can switch that thing off?
All right, next battle will be between the time lord and the mantle serpent.also Sigg
Good night.
Examine the portal to guess where it leads to.Which Portal? I'm assuming that on Wizard's Island there are tons of portals everywhere because killerhellhound got there first, so only he would know which ones connected where.
I meant the one on top of the Tower.Examine the portal to guess where it leads to.Which Portal? I'm assuming that on Wizard's Island there are tons of portals everywhere because killerhellhound got there first, so only he would know which ones connected where.
That's why he can move around the island so fast.
But they would all only go to other portals on the island.
Oh, you'd have to ask the guy who made it.I meant the one on top of the Tower.Examine the portal to guess where it leads to.Which Portal? I'm assuming that on Wizard's Island there are tons of portals everywhere because killerhellhound got there first, so only he would know which ones connected where.
That's why he can move around the island so fast.
But they would all only go to other portals on the island.
Maybe those that have passed the Trials, (Or cheated, in GWG's case) should have it mentioned on their character tabs?Sounds good but I don't think we are on the same page with the portals
What do you think?
Right now? Nothing. It'd just be a cool title unless it becomes important later down the line.Maybe those that have passed the Trials, (Or cheated, in GWG's case) should have it mentioned on their character tabs?Sounds good but I don't think we are on the same page with the portals
What do you think?
so can you say what will passing the trials allow the victim to do in your opinion.
sounds goodRight now? Nothing. It'd just be a cool title unless it becomes important later down the line.Maybe those that have passed the Trials, (Or cheated, in GWG's case) should have it mentioned on their character tabs?Sounds good but I don't think we are on the same page with the portals
What do you think?
so can you say what will passing the trials allow the victim to do in your opinion.
HEY! CHEESEY DUDE! UPDATE TIME! <----tempting his wrath 8)YOU DARE TO---
WORK EVEN HARDER ON MY VAMPIRIC POWER ARMOR. PREFERABLY BEFORE THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN MANTLESNAKE AND TIME LORD. Retract the "don't go crazy" bit if that will help finish it.
BUILD MECHANISMS AND A DOOR FOR THE CAVE. BRING IN THE ITEMS FROM OUTSIDE, INCLUDING THE WAGON.
Dig more and mine out a second room.(2) The artifact construction is still underway!
Examine the portal to guess where it leads to.
I study the life force of the world figuring out ways to tell if something is damaging it.
Appear on Gia. I am Explosionhat. Explosionhat is a floating extravagant hat. It is a mage. It's sphere is explosions.(5) This portal is effectively the main gate for the island. At least for Wizards.
Fast forward the Lamias until they hold a great technological advantage over the world.(5) You accelerate the technology of the Lamias, this stuff is harder than it sounds. They develop copper age tools, making them now better than stone age, but still not close to a Dwarf's standard.
Spawn as a colossal fire snake that is the mantle.(3) Tremors cascade throughout the deeps, something is coming....
That has fire and earth magic.
First sphere fire.
Fly to the Mountainhome.(2) You spread your wings and make your wayward journey to the continent south-east of yours.
How do we expand our spheres anyways?Not sure yet, but you'd have to do more than just research it.
DON'T STOP! POOOSTING!Spawn as a colossal fire snake that is the mantle.I will repeat this until I get spawned. The universe will end before I stop trying.
That has fire and earth magic.
First sphere fire.
You're insane.DON'T STOP! POOOSTING!Spawn as a colossal fire snake that is the mantle.I will repeat this until I get spawned. The universe will end before I stop trying.
That has fire and earth magic.
First sphere fire.
I WILL NOT STOP POSTING
I'LL EVEN PRINT THIS AND PUT IT ON
STREETLIGHTS
PEOPLE
OK SERIOUSLY THIS TIME, MAKE MY GODSDAMNED VAMPIRIC POWER ARMOR ALREADY. I INVESTED ALOT OF ROLLS AND HUMOR INTO THIS "ANCIENT POWER" THING, AND I WANT A PAYOFF :PYou're also insane, but at least you make good points.
We got the farm. Nothings grown yet for the brewing.That's because nobody is working it.
1. The story teller.You're wrong on both accounts.
2. I'd say three.
More the deeper we go?
1. You.Nope to all.
2. One for each rock type available to be encountered at that height, plus one for caverns.
I actually like my response. May run a game with it..,.It does sound pretty awesome.
I probably dont have the guts. I keep thinking things that seem good, but then I lack the guts for doing it.If you really want to do something with it, go for it. If it crashes and burns, you've learned from the experience and can try again later.
Yes I was insane and sleep deprived when I typed that.Was?
I switch off and on, plus I change my definitions of sane and insane constantly.Yes I was insane and sleep deprived when I typed that.Was?
So basically,I switch off and on, plus I change my definitions of sane and insane constantly.Yes I was insane and sleep deprived when I typed that.Was?
As for questions:1. hmm.... Not formally, no. He hasn't been named, that's for sure, but he does have a title.
1: Somebody who hasn't been introduced yet?
2: One?
Sure sounds like Xantalos!So basically,I switch off and on, plus I change my definitions of sane and insane constantly.Yes I was insane and sleep deprived when I typed that.Was?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
OK SERIOUSLY THIS TIME, MAKE MY GODSDAMNED VAMPIRIC POWER ARMOR ALREADY. I INVESTED ALOT OF ROLLS AND HUMOR INTO THIS "ANCIENT POWER" THING, AND I WANT A PAYOFF :PYou're also insane, but at least you make good points.
Ptw.
Why, though? Then I'd have no one to mess with.Sure sounds like Xantalos!So basically,I switch off and on, plus I change my definitions of sane and insane constantly.Yes I was insane and sleep deprived when I typed that.Was?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This...well this doesn't SEEM to have a waitlist.There is none, people can just join as they please.
At least not one that I ever paid any attention to :P
Spawn as an elephant :DOh god, the Horror!
OK SERIOUSLY THIS TIME, MAKE MY GODSDAMNED VAMPIRIC POWER ARMOR ALREADY. I INVESTED ALOT OF ROLLS AND HUMOR INTO THIS "ANCIENT POWER" THING, AND I WANT A PAYOFF :P
Build a mechanics workshop and make three mechanisms.
Start building a mushroom farm and a still. We need some beer to work faster!
MINE FOR ORES!
Then I'll grab one of the dwarves and come in as Sean.(6) BFEL Cackles Manically! He raises his work above his head in triumph! The glow from his eyes fades away, and he's back to his crazy self.
Attempt to alter the portal to send you wherever you want to go.
Go to the dwarven settlement through the portal.
Summon a tower made of C4. Research the ancient art of action film.
set up a trap for what ever is comming out of the earth to force it to talk to me before it can leave get GWG to help.(4) You rewire the portal to the mountain in the north-east. You pop out and the portal disappears behind you, guess it was one-way.
Start helping Lamia scientists if possible. Also start making Tardis. It will be sub-par of course with me only being in control of time.(3) You try to further the Lamias' studies, but it's not going very fast. Man, civilizations take a lot of work!
Keep flying.
Spawn as a dragon, darkness or shadow element, join up with Dansmithers.(1) A heavy gust blows you farther away!
Spawn as a colossal fire snake that is the mantle.(5) The mantle rumbles greatly! All across the world, the ground is felt slightly quivering!
That has fire and earth magic.
First sphere fire.
Spawn as an elephant :D(1) You spawn as a newborn baby elephant lost in the wilds.
Make myself known to the dwarves. Greet them friendily.
Make myself known to the dwarves. Greet them friendily.
So have I manifested or no? I'm not in a character sheet.Not yet.
So have I manifested or no? I'm not in a character sheet.
Look around.Make myself known to the dwarves. Greet them friendily.BFEL Dashes out of the mountain with a crazed look in his eyes, quickly passing the friendly wizard while yelling in his face: NAW TIME STRANGA! I MUST DEFEND MY SLAVES ER I MEAN FALLOW DWAAAAAAAAAAAARVES! USING MY VAMPIRE ARMOR! OF DEFENESTRATION!
So have I manifested or no? I'm not in a character sheet.Not yet.
Spawn as a colossal fire snake that is the mantle.
That has fire and earth magic.
First sphere fire.
Look around.Make myself known to the dwarves. Greet them friendily.BFEL Dashes out of the mountain with a crazed look in his eyes, quickly passing the friendly wizard while yelling in his face: NAW TIME STRANGA! I MUST DEFEND MY SLAVES ER I MEAN FALLOW DWAAAAAAAAAAAARVES! USING MY VAMPIRE ARMOR! OF DEFENESTRATION!
"...There are no windows. Please stop attacking me."
If he doesn't, immobilize him with a spell. Some kind of hold person would be ideal, but if I can only use gold-based spells I guess that summoning manacles made of gold chaining his feet to the ground would work.
"...I see. May I enter the fortress? I would be interested in some sort of agreement where I could be a valued citizen of the fortress in exchange for my magical services."
"I would be able to help."
Make myself known to the dwarves. Greet them friendily.
BFEL Dashes out of the mountain with a crazed look in his eyes, quickly passing the friendly wizard while yelling in his face: NAW TIME STRANGA! I MUST DEFEND MY SLAVES ER I MEAN FALLOW DWAAAAAAAAAAAARVES! USING MY VAMPIRE ARMOR! OF DEFENESTRATION!
Spawn in as a dwarf/lamia hybrid, in the mountainhomes. Take the mason's shop to build some doors.In order to keep my brain from melting, I'm assuming that the Lamias do not produce hybrids, but rather that any races DNA is compatible for making more Lamias, and in order to avoid brain-melting from gender confusion, is doesn't matter which race is the female, it's always another Lamias
I guess that makes them the Amazons of "Fantastic Racism" instead of "Sexism". :PPretty much.
Make myself known to the dwarves. Greet them friendily.
BFEL Dashes out of the mountain with a crazed look in his eyes, quickly passing the friendly wizard while yelling in his face: NAW TIME STRANGA! I MUST DEFEND MY SLAVES ER I MEAN FALLOW DWAAAAAAAAAAAARVES! USING MY VAMPIRE ARMOR! OF DEFENESTRATION!
LOCK THE IDIOT UP. HIDE HIS ARMOR UNTIL WE BOOZE HIM UP. BOOZE HIM UP. GREET GWG.
((Who worries about the rantings of a crazy dwarf?))
((Who worries about the rantings of a crazy dwarf?))
What? THERE WAS A RUMBLE, and Xantalos is trying to spawn AS THE MANTLESNAKE.
Somebody give this man a cookie.((Who worries about the rantings of a crazy dwarf?))
What? THERE WAS A RUMBLE, and Xantalos is trying to spawn AS THE MANTLESNAKE.
It's quite simple. You just need to spawn as the ATMOSPHERESNAKE, to cancel him out.
he may be a friend. I am locking you up because you are acting sober and thinking everyone is a baddie. if he is a baddie then go nuts. I will join you in going insane.Make myself known to the dwarves. Greet them friendily.
BFEL Dashes out of the mountain with a crazed look in his eyes, quickly passing the friendly wizard while yelling in his face: NAW TIME STRANGA! I MUST DEFEND MY SLAVES ER I MEAN FALLOW DWAAAAAAAAAAAARVES! USING MY VAMPIRE ARMOR! OF DEFENESTRATION!
LOCK THE IDIOT UP. HIDE HIS ARMOR UNTIL WE BOOZE HIM UP. BOOZE HIM UP. GREET GWG.
WHY ARE YOU CONSTANTLY SABOTAGING ME? I AM NOT EVEN ACTING CRAZY ANYMORE, I'M DOING SOMETHING *USEFUL*
Take booze, but power-armor bitchslap him if he tries to take my armor/and or lock me up.
Also I love how I'm the only one who seems even vaguely aware/worried about Xantalos awakening.
Yeah, it's like everyone forgot that my omnicidal persona in this game has been locked up.Siggin' sig sigs
Dude its XANTALOS. All he has are crazy kill-everyone personas. Its kinda his thing. Also what part of PLANET SIZE FIRE SNAKE doesn't say "threatening" to you?I'm mildly insulted! That's only in ridiculously low-detail games quite unlike this one. Besides, I've already done the whole screw around with everything thing. I want to do something interesting now.
Like Roll to Revive?Dude its XANTALOS. All he has are crazy kill-everyone personas. Its kinda his thing. Also what part of PLANET SIZE FIRE SNAKE doesn't say "threatening" to you?I'm mildly insulted! That's only in ridiculously low-detail games quite unlike this one.
Besides, I've already done the whole screw around with everything thing. I want to do something interesting now....True...but you don't seem to have much issue with omnicide ever, regardless of boringness.
Why would I omnicide? I'd have to develop an IC reason to kill everything.Oh, really? That's new.
Beat me to it.Why would I omnicide? I'd have to develop an IC reason to kill everything.Oh, really? That's new.
Why would I omnicide? I'd have to develop an IC reason to kill everything.Why wouldn't you omnicide you omniciding is how I know it's Tuesday (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButForMeItWasTuesday)
Well, thank you for agreeing to not attack me on sight for meta reasons, but honestly I haven't committed omnicide much at all here, nor do I pretty much ever intend to. I like to make people think I'm going to do so so they fight against me and create an interesting story.So you pretend to SuperHitler so that everyone else can have fun creating a rebellion against you, and when said rebellion happens you really do SuperHitler, in self defense?
Guy this is why Bay 12 Is greatSigged.
Guy this is why Bay 12 Is greatSigged.
I can't sig something obviously made to be sigged, it has to be real.
I'm suggesting that you sig everything, and that's why you have that massive sigpage, which makes my quote there hilarious.I have an overwhelming urge to sig the tar out of this, but that would only prove your point further.
Someone should sig this then.I'm suggesting that you sig everything, and that's why you have that massive sigpage, which makes my quote there hilarious.I have an overwhelming urge to sig the tar out of this, but that would only prove your point further.
Sigged.I'm suggesting that you sig everything, and that's why you have that massive sigpage, which makes my quote there hilarious.I have an overwhelming urge to sig the tar out of this, but that would only prove your point further.
Nope, I got rid of the other one and replaced my second game advertisement with the space for the second quote. Proper sig management is important ;D.You and your management, I'm surprised you don't fight with red tape.
Good idea. My second sphere will be bureaucracy, and I shall call myself Fire Marshal Bill.Nope, I got rid of the other one and replaced my second game advertisement with the space for the second quote. Proper sig management is important ;D.You and your management, I'm surprised you don't fight with red tape.
And your motto will be "The bureaucracy is expanding, to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy."Good idea. My second sphere will be bureaucracy, and I shall call myself Fire Marshal Bill.Nope, I got rid of the other one and replaced my second game advertisement with the space for the second quote. Proper sig management is important ;D.You and your management, I'm surprised you don't fight with red tape.
I'll deal with the protesters with explosions.And your motto will be "The bureaucracy is expanding, to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy."Good idea. My second sphere will be bureaucracy, and I shall call myself Fire Marshal Bill.Nope, I got rid of the other one and replaced my second game advertisement with the space for the second quote. Proper sig management is important ;D.You and your management, I'm surprised you don't fight with red tape.
I'll tell you why. The answer is terrorists. We need to blow up them terrorists before they spread their terrorism to our young people.You sound like Bush.
That's what I was going for ;D.I'll tell you why. The answer is terrorists. We need to blow up them terrorists before they spread their terrorism to our young people.You sound like Bush.
PUT IT ON!!! :DThen use its powers to punch out a dining hall for my minions fellow dwarves
USE ANCIENT VAMPIRIC POWER ARMOR POWERS TO DEFEND AGAINST WHATEVER THE FUCK IS MAKING THAT RACKET UNDERGROUND
Take booze, but power-armor bitchslap him if he tries to take my armor/and or lock me up.
Make myself known to the dwarves. Greet them friendily.
If he doesn't, immobilize him with a spell. Some kind of hold person would be ideal, but if I can only use gold-based spells I guess that summoning manacles made of gold chaining his feet to the ground would work.
Enter the fortress and inform everyone of my presence and position.
LOCK THE IDIOT UP. HIDE HIS ARMOR UNTIL WE BOOZE HIM UP. BOOZE HIM UP. GREET GWG.
Spawn in as a dwarf, in the mountainhomes. Take the mason's shop to build some doors.
Head west.
Use magical beard powers to fertilize the plump helmets(4) You punch out a new room!
Build a nice stone tower.
Start researching how to control dimensions.
Set up the summon beacon (AKA Panic button)(3) You begin construction of a stone tower next to your unfinished C4 Tower
When the Button is pushed any non god beings that meet a power requirement are summoned (Via portals) to the beacon.
The beacon also prevents any nearby from fighting for an hour or I dispel it (so everyone can unite to stop a bigger threat).
Keep flying, look for large structures to demolish.
Keep flying and be on lookout for anything of interest.(2) You fly on, and don't spot anything
Spawn as a colossal fire snake that is the mantle.(1) The mantle steadies itself a bit.
That has fire and earth magic.
First sphere fire.
Become a fully grown SUPER elephant that can command other elephants to do my bidding.(5) You grow into a full-size elephant!
Spawn as a colossal fire snake (say, 2 miles long and 50 feet ... wide? 10 foot diameter.) that is conprised of the mantle.Why is it so difficult to manifest?
That has fire and earth magic.
First sphere fire.
Because it's overpowered to the point of Armageddon-causing.Spawn as a colossal fire snake that is the mantle.Why is it so difficult to manifest?
That has fire and earth magic.
First sphere fire.
Hmm. I shall edit it and shrink down.Because it's overpowered to the point of Armageddon-causing.Spawn as a colossal fire snake that is the mantle.Why is it so difficult to manifest?
That has fire and earth magic.
First sphere fire.
Start researching how to control dimensions.
POWER ARMOR. ITS POWER ARMOR. Tear apart the silly string and bitchslap Aseharu in drunken rage. Then immediately calm down.Think you can atleast spell me name right? Its sorta insulting.
No I can't get your name right, not while you keep TRYING TO TAKE MAH ARMOR and TYING ME UP.POWER ARMOR. ITS POWER ARMOR. Tear apart the silly string and bitchslap Aseharu in drunken rage. Then immediately calm down.Think you can atleast spell me name right? Its sorta insulting.
Remove his armor. dodge the slap. when he is calm suggest he grab a pick and dig out a place for him to eventually rule from.
Stop doing the above and I wont go after you
Do you want me to turn him into a gold statue?
Killing friends is not helping.
May I remind you how few people we have? You can go kill yourself and half of us later.
Besides, I had a reason. ItsSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Break a hole in the map edge.
POWER ARMOR. ITS POWER ARMOR. Tear apart the silly string and bitchslap Aseharu in drunken rage. Then immediately calm down.
USE VAMPIRE ARMOR POWERS TO DRAIN THE LIFE FROM ASSEAHERU. Afterword, turn his corpse into my thrall.
Build some doors. Put some at the entrance to keep unwanted visitors out.
Begin researching how to better control my new beard powers. Become a beardomancer.
Remove his armor. dodge the slap. when he is calm suggest he grab a pick and dig out a place for him to eventually rule from.
Attempt to shape copper into plate armor.
Don't explore. Instead, summon animate golden chains to grab BFEL's dwarf and Aseaheru's dwarf and hold them apart.
Continue to dig deeper and deeper. Ignore the wizard and the other dwarves' fighting.(1) You punch the map edge, your hand is now bleeding!
Send the dwarfs a fort warming gift. A magic large gem that speeds up the natural healing of anything that is nearby (so instead of having to wait a few days for a cut to heal up its a few hours) and any who come into direct contact with it have the effect strengthened.
Join the two unfinished towers with an arch of C4 and stone brick.(4) You attempt to create a large regeneration gem, but that doesn't seem to be something you're knowledgeable in.
Start researching how to control dimensions.(1) Your studies are interrupted by bricks falling from the skies.... How strange.
KEEP GOING.
Keep flying and searching for stuff(2 and 2) You're both too busy dodging flying debris to make any headway!
Spawn as a(5) The mantle stirs and rumbles, and a semblance of life forms within Gia!colossalfire snake that is the mantle.
That has fire and earth magic.
First sphere fire.
( You forgot to do my action, Convince several other elephants to attack the mountain home with me.)
Convince several other elephants to attack the mountain home with me.
Point out to BFEL that I was simply trying to keep us all alive, etc. then if released dig a ditch infront of the traps and build a bridge across.
( You forgot to do my action, Convince several other elephants to attack the mountain home with me.)Sorry, I'll give you a bonus to it next round.
Convince several other elephants to attack the mountain home with me.
Attempt to listen to surroundings by inserting my beard into cracks in the rock. Also continue farmingCause beards can do anything
Pissing off wizards is not a good thing. killing others of a very small number of people is not a good thing. Thus by keeping you from doing those things I was keeping you and the rest of us alive.
Want me to find the quote of you attempting to kill him?Pissing off wizards is not a good thing. killing others of a very small number of people is not a good thing. Thus by keeping you from doing those things I was keeping you and the rest of us alive.
I WAS NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT PISSING OFF THE GODDAMN WIZARD!!!!
And I didn't even touch anybody else.
Want me to find the quote of you attempting to kill him?Pissing off wizards is not a good thing. killing others of a very small number of people is not a good thing. Thus by keeping you from doing those things I was keeping you and the rest of us alive.
I WAS NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT PISSING OFF THE GODDAMN WIZARD!!!!
And I didn't even touch anybody else.
I think I read this as "Run out of the mountan attacking the wizard." Ah well, I still kept you from freaking him out. Besides, I dont like the slave comment.Make myself known to the dwarves. Greet them friendily.
BFEL Dashes out of the mountain with a crazed look in his eyes, quickly passing the friendly wizard while yelling in his face: NAW TIME STRANGA! I MUST DEFEND MY SLAVES ER I MEAN FALLOW DWAAAAAAAAAAAARVES! USING MY VAMPIRE ARMOR! OF DEFENESTRATION!
I think I read this as "Run out of the mountan attacking the wizard." Ah well, I still kept you from freaking him out. Besides, I dont like the slave comment.Make myself known to the dwarves. Greet them friendily.
BFEL Dashes out of the mountain with a crazed look in his eyes, quickly passing the friendly wizard while yelling in his face: NAW TIME STRANGA! I MUST DEFEND MY SLAVES ER I MEAN FALLOW DWAAAAAAAAAAAARVES! USING MY VAMPIRE ARMOR! OF DEFENESTRATION!
He only took that in stride because this is GWG we are talking about he has endrich abominations try to eat him on a daily basis and deals with an entire forum of insane HOURLY.I think I read this as "Run out of the mountan attacking the wizard." Ah well, I still kept you from freaking him out. Besides, I dont like the slave comment.Make myself known to the dwarves. Greet them friendily.
BFEL Dashes out of the mountain with a crazed look in his eyes, quickly passing the friendly wizard while yelling in his face: NAW TIME STRANGA! I MUST DEFEND MY SLAVES ER I MEAN FALLOW DWAAAAAAAAAAAARVES! USING MY VAMPIRE ARMOR! OF DEFENESTRATION!
Exactly, you misinterpreted my actions. He wasn't freaked out by it in the least, he took that all in stride.
Also the slave comment is just for flavor, my character is crazy, I am not.
Count the not's. He admitted to pissing me off.Want me to find the quote of you attempting to kill him?Pissing off wizards is not a good thing. killing others of a very small number of people is not a good thing. Thus by keeping you from doing those things I was keeping you and the rest of us alive.
I WAS NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT PISSING OFF THE GODDAMN WIZARD!!!!
And I didn't even touch anybody else.
Pretty much. If I was in a bad move, I would have tested my aurify spell.He only took that in stride because this is GWG we are talking about he has endrich abominations try to eat him on a daily basis and deals with an entire forum of insane HOURLY.I think I read this as "Run out of the mountan attacking the wizard." Ah well, I still kept you from freaking him out. Besides, I dont like the slave comment.Make myself known to the dwarves. Greet them friendily.
BFEL Dashes out of the mountain with a crazed look in his eyes, quickly passing the friendly wizard while yelling in his face: NAW TIME STRANGA! I MUST DEFEND MY SLAVES ER I MEAN FALLOW DWAAAAAAAAAAAARVES! USING MY VAMPIRE ARMOR! OF DEFENESTRATION!
Exactly, you misinterpreted my actions. He wasn't freaked out by it in the least, he took that all in stride.
Also the slave comment is just for flavor, my character is crazy, I am not.
(He is a hero)
You really don't need to feed his ego even more.He only took that in stride because this is GWG we are talking about he has endrich abominations try to eat him on a daily basis and deals with an entire forum of insane HOURLY.I think I read this as "Run out of the mountan attacking the wizard." Ah well, I still kept you from freaking him out. Besides, I dont like the slave comment.Make myself known to the dwarves. Greet them friendily.
BFEL Dashes out of the mountain with a crazed look in his eyes, quickly passing the friendly wizard while yelling in his face: NAW TIME STRANGA! I MUST DEFEND MY SLAVES ER I MEAN FALLOW DWAAAAAAAAAAAARVES! USING MY VAMPIRE ARMOR! OF DEFENESTRATION!
Exactly, you misinterpreted my actions. He wasn't freaked out by it in the least, he took that all in stride.
Also the slave comment is just for flavor, my character is crazy, I am not.
(He is a hero)
Count the not's. He admitted to pissing me off.Want me to find the quote of you attempting to kill him?Pissing off wizards is not a good thing. killing others of a very small number of people is not a good thing. Thus by keeping you from doing those things I was keeping you and the rest of us alive.
I WAS NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT PISSING OFF THE GODDAMN WIZARD!!!!
And I didn't even touch anybody else.
No problem you put alot of effort in this forum I hope others can notice it as well
Also, thanks.
He earned it
You really don't need to feed his ego even more.
You said what you said, even if you didn't mean it.Um...no.Count the not's. He admitted to pissing me off.Want me to find the quote of you attempting to kill him?Pissing off wizards is not a good thing. killing others of a very small number of people is not a good thing. Thus by keeping you from doing those things I was keeping you and the rest of us alive.I WAS NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT PISSING OFF THE GODDAMN WIZARD!!!!
And I didn't even touch anybody else.
I was attempting to convey how much I wasn't pissing you off, not implying anything with double negatives.
You said what you said, even if you didn't mean it.
Make a crude axe out of stone and start making tables and chairs at the mason's workshop.Why in the heck are you making an axe out of stone?
Someone should get on cutting wood?
*post reserved*....Just why?
Make a crude axe out of stone and start making tables and chairs at the mason's workshop.Why in the heck are you making an axe out of stone?
Someone should get on cutting wood?
THERE ARE TWO OF THEM ON THE WAGON!!!
Having commanded the shackles, explore up the hill and the mountain.
Bandage up the hand and head up to the top left.
Attempt to work out issues with the Aseaheru. Preferably before being crushed to death by Elephants.
Failing that, give Aseaheru the crazy eye. Should probably do that last part no matter what happens actually :P
Help the deep-digging dwarf by mining some of those gems.
Dig even more, looking for adamantine.
Point out to BFEL that I was simply trying to keep us all alive, etc. then if released dig a ditch infront of the traps and build a bridge across.
Attempt to listen to surroundings by inserting my beard into cracks in the rock. Also continue farming
(3) You find that the hill is still traversable without having to summon a ladder, and walk up it.Make a crude axe out of stoneObtain Axe and start making tables and chairs at the mason's workshop.
Noticing the falling debris I teleport over to the source of the explosion and look for any that still live and clues as to what caused it
Fine, create a batter tower in the EXPLOSIONS dimension.(1) You attempt to portal your self over, but can't seem to swat away that buzzing mosquito.
Again!(1) You head is throbbing with the anguish of one thousand caged mermaids. You have no idea as to why.
Blow up debris with LAZORZ, continue flying. If possible, find a volcano.
Keep flying and searching for stuff(6) You blast Lasorz all over the place! You make huge leaps on your flight!
Convince several other elephants to attack the mountain home with me. (+2 bonus)(5+2=7!) You rally the greatest stampede known to life! Which isn't all that hard, seeing as how the world is so young, but it will certainly go in some sort of history book.
Spawn in the mountain homes as Tony Stark.(1) You spawn in Gia's mantle, and are subsequently consumed by a wandering mantle snake.
Xantalos, you're not a god. You're not even an Ancient!Ssssshhhhhhhh
O GREAT MANTLESNAKE, BLESS US WITH YOUR POWER!Xantalos, you're not a god. You're not even an Ancient!Ssssshhhhhhhh
Im explaining Mantle Snake manifesting for no reason as Xantalos becoming dreambored and creating him to fuck up the balance of the world
EXPLOSIONS!O GREAT MANTLESNAKE, BLESS US WITH YOUR POWER!Xantalos, you're not a god. You're not even an Ancient!Ssssshhhhhhhh
Im explaining Mantle Snake manifesting for no reason as Xantalos becoming dreambored and creating him to fuck up the balance of the world
Try to marshal a combat form. With my beard, of course
Someday, this will work. IT WILL!
Create a Gold Guardian, a massive golden statue that guards a location. Set it at the fortress entrance.
Mentally commune with my beard to have it bandage my wounds and heal me.
Set up a dining room, and then set up a still.
Realize we need more dwarves. Claim my workshop again. CRAFT MOAR DWARVES!!!!
Get the wizard to teach me magic.
Try to marshal a combat form. With my beard, of course
Get everybeing inside and shut the drawbridge.
Cry sad powder tears. Save the fallen dwarf.(2) You can't focus on casting as you are rushed inside.
Try again after looking into the mermaid thing.(4) You ponder on the mermaids, then wonder if the gods even made mermaids to put in the oceans to begin with. You decide they must have otherwise you wouldn't know what a mermaid was to ponder about it.
Just explode a random other realm, creating a realm of explosions. Create my batter tower inside.
go to bed resting after a job well done(4) You cause an explosion in some random pocket dimension. Now it's empty to make it your own!
Land outside the gates of the fortress. Offer to help mine using LAZORZ!
Arrive.(3) You can see the mountain!
Using my super elephant powers upgrade half the stampede into powerful elemental elephants!(6) Success! You realize that although you are the most powerful elephant in the world, you are still not a wizard.
By that I mean they have the powers of one element (not made of them) (fire water earth air explosions lasers magma and adamantine)
Swim upwards. Attempt to find the roof of the mantle.(1) You bump your head into a stray pillar of adamantine, that smarts!
Migrate to the mountain homes as a Gray robed wind mage.(4) You appear as a grey robed mage of Wind, in the distance there is the largest elephant herd you could ever imagine watching a mountain being beset upon by a pair of dragons. It's going to be one of those days, all right.
Realize we need more dwarves. Claim my workshop again. CRAFT MOAR DWARVES!!!!
Talk to the others deciding if the LAZOR dragon can be let in. Dig some ore."If it was on its own? Probably. But with the other foes on the horizon...how?"
You win this time, Beard.Sig.
You win this time, Beard.Sig.
Leave some sigs for the rest of us, you dirty sig addict! :Psig
You win this time, Beard.Sig.
Leave some sigs for the rest of us, you dirty sig addict! :P
You win this time, Beard.Sig.
Leave some sigs for the rest of us, you dirty sig addict! :P
I told you...
You win this time, Beard.Sig.
Leave some sigs for the rest of us, you dirty sig addict! :P
I told you...
Yay! My first sig! mastahcheese is a dirty sig addict however, so I don't know if it actualy counts.
I'm at the bottom of the quote pyramid 8).You win this time, Beard.Sig.
Leave some sigs for the rest of us, you dirty sig addict! :P
I told you...
Yay! My first sig! mastahcheese is a dirty sig addict however, so I don't know if it actualy counts.
I thought we already had the "actually counts" conversation. Y'know, in relation to whether it counts when something is clearly made to be sigged.
The answer was Remuthra, if I remember correctly.
Also: QUOTE PYRAMID GO!
Nope, no quote ziggurats here.I'm nearing that limit. GWG is cheating because he divides his stuff into multiple categories, taking up more space.
Ah, who am I kidding.
And, yes, it counts! I don't care how much of a sig addict I am, it still counts, at least I don't have multiple pages.
Turn all furniture to gold.
Realize we need more dwarves. Claim my workshop again. CRAFT MOAR DWARVES!!!!
Make a window to outside. Make a Gold Guardian outside.
Begin crawling around in an attempt to explore the cavern.
Talk to the others deciding if the LAZOR dragon can be let in. Dig some ore.
Put a still in that empty hall to the right, and head over to pick mushrooms.
Decend into the caverns, looking for a fort-saving magical artifact.(3) You attempt to turn the furniture to gold. You still need practice, however. (It's easier to cast spells that have been discovered already, but only a true Wizard can create a new spell from scratch!)
Land, offer to help dig.(6) You show off your digging potential by blasting the peak off the mountain!
>Use my super elephant powers to smash through the draw bridge.(3) You charge toward the mountain! The drawbridge is protected by an empty moat, and you don't have an elemental elephants!
Elephants with elemental powers: > Use elemental powers to cause mass destruction to the mountain home.
See if I can fly(4) Yes! You create a new spell!
Continue to research the sphere of space.(2) Learning a new sphere from scratch is hard work, as you've found out.
Build a pocket dimension full of explosions where explosions do not harm wizard towers. Build my wizard tower in the pocket dimension.
Get up and kick whoever caused that explosion off my island (With portals) then go back to sleep mumbling about damn Kids(1) You can't focus, probably due to the fact that you've been forcibly removed from the Island by an angry Portal Mage.
Spawn a legion of fire snakes as my children! While they shall reside in the magma sea and breed there (and make it dangerous as fuck for anyone trying to exploit it), they shall listen to my commands: in this case, help me get through to the surface!(4) You spawn your legion!
Nuke the past, erasing the portal from history, and teleporting myself back to my precious explosionpocket.You realize that to do that you would need the Explosion sphere, the Portals Sphere, and the Time sphere, so unless you, killerhellhound, and kj1225 all teamed up and rolled 3 consecutive 6's, that wouldn't work.
EDIT: You know what? I'm a bureaucrat, just nuke the time continuum in general.
Nuke the past, erasing the portal from history, and teleporting myself back to my precious explosionpocket.You realize that to do that you would need the Explosion sphere, the Portals Sphere, and the Time sphere, so unless you, killerhellhound, and kj1225 all teamed up and rolled 3 consecutive 6's, that wouldn't work.
EDIT: You know what? I'm a bureaucrat, just nuke the time continuum in general.
So any comments on MY plan? :PYou're just insane.
I am nuking the time continuum. I will simply nuke this particular moment over and over again, and the blast radius will extend several hours in each direction. As the present is destroyed, it creates a temporal vacuum where the time used to be, which sucks in the past and future to fill the gap. As I continue my temporal scorched earth campaign, eventually everything will be destroyed with neither usage of time mechanics, nor usage of portals, since my temporal sinkhole will pull in any stray time I miss.Nuke the past, erasing the portal from history, and teleporting myself back to my precious explosionpocket.You realize that to do that you would need the Explosion sphere, the Portals Sphere, and the Time sphere, so unless you, killerhellhound, and kj1225 all teamed up and rolled 3 consecutive 6's, that wouldn't work.
EDIT: You know what? I'm a bureaucrat, just nuke the time continuum in general.
Nuke the past, erasing the portal from history, and teleporting myself back to my precious explosionpocket.you already are in a different reality so that would just kill you
EDIT: You know what? I'm a bureaucrat, just nuke the time continuum in general.
Not if I hit the continuum rather than the physical plane.Nuke the past, erasing the portal from history, and teleporting myself back to my precious explosionpocket.you already are in a different reality so that would just kill you
EDIT: You know what? I'm a bureaucrat, just nuke the time continuum in general.
After a restful sleep rise and portal over to GWG wondering what he is up to.
You control explosions, that doesn't allow you to hit the space-time continuum, as magic requires line of sight in most cases. (Most Portal Magic being an exception to this rule)Not if I hit the continuum rather than the physical plane.Nuke the past, erasing the portal from history, and teleporting myself back to my precious explosionpocket.you already are in a different reality so that would just kill you
EDIT: You know what? I'm a bureaucrat, just nuke the time continuum in general.
After a restful sleep rise and portal over to GWG wondering what he is up to.
Why can't I see space-time? It's all around me and should be the only thing I can see.You control explosions, that doesn't allow you to hit the space-time continuum, as magic requires line of sight in most cases. (Most Portal Magic being an exception to this rule)Not if I hit the continuum rather than the physical plane.Nuke the past, erasing the portal from history, and teleporting myself back to my precious explosionpocket.you already are in a different reality so that would just kill you
EDIT: You know what? I'm a bureaucrat, just nuke the time continuum in general.
After a restful sleep rise and portal over to GWG wondering what he is up to.
Why can't I see space-time? It's all around me and should be the only thing I can see.You didn't get portaled to the space-time, your location is simply unknown, meaning that you should probably explore some.
Fair enough.Why can't I see space-time? It's all around me and should be the only thing I can see.You didn't get portaled to the space-time, your location is simply unknown, meaning that you should probably explore some.
Is anyone able to join this?if you roll a one this is going to be good
If so, appear as a dwarf in super saiyan form in front of the Elephants, then attack...Everything
Is anyone able to join this?if you roll a one this is going to be good
If so, appear as a dwarf in super saiyan form in front of the Elephants, then attack...Everything
Blast elephants.If Dansmithers succeeds, shadow breath at laser to create combined Shadow Laser attack. If not, form a shadow sphere(an actual sphere as in geometrical object, not the ability sphere) and launch it at elephants.
Is anyone able to join this?if you roll a one this is going to be good
If so, appear as a dwarf in super saiyan form in front of the Elephants, then attack...Everything
If he rolls ANYTHING BUT A 5 this will be hilarious :P
Yes, anyone can join freely.Wonder what would happen if a 6 is rolled...If he rolls ANYTHING BUT A 5 this will be hilarious :PIs anyone able to join this?if you roll a one this is going to be good
If so, appear as a dwarf in super saiyan form in front of the Elephants, then attack...Everything
Gild the elephants.
Enlist the cavern creatures to help defend the glorious mountain homes! Use beard as required.
1.Craft Dwarves (USING WORKSHOP THAT I HAVE MAD SKILLS WITH FROM MOOD)
2.Having created life, be lifemancer of life sphere
3.Create Dwarf Army
4.Kill elephants.
5.REANIMATE ELEPHANTS.
6.Be LORD OF LIFE AND DEATH
7.Craft Regen Gem from earlier.
8.Craft Crown, encrust Regen Gem
9. BE DWARF KING.
Continue attempts to create a Golden Guardian.
Saaaave the dwaaarf.
Go chop cave trees, get wood.
Astrally project and continue to explore.(5) You blast the elephants with gold, making them brittle!
(6) You fire a mega-lazor of doom at the brittle, golden elephants!Blast elephants.If Dansmithers succeeds, shadow breath at laser to create combined Shadow Laser attack. If not, form a shadow sphere(an actual sphere as in geometrical object, not the ability sphere) and launch it at elephants.
Okay take a break. Maybe go to a tavern and get to know some of the locals. If you know what I mean ;) I mean I am hopelessly lonely and want to make a friend.(5) You head to a tavern and make quite a few "friends" with the Lamias.
After a restful sleep rise and portal over to GWG wondering what he is up to.(1) You roll over in bed.
Break through to the surface with the help of my brood!(3) You smash at the rock! Some pebbles break loose!
appear as a dwarf in super saiyan form in front of the Elephants, then attack...Everything(6) You appear as a Super Dwarf!
Glance around me, then blow a hole back to spacetime, using a copious amount of summoned explosives.(1) You glance around, the ground appears to be some unidentified substance, but it's not dirt...
Instruct a few crundles to save the dwarf with the possible spinal injury, and lead the rest to battle against the golden elephants!The golden elephants are currently in pieces, even blademan, because he was leading them.
Transform self into flying golden dragon....
Advance to Super Dwarf form 2.Just so you know, I've never seen DBZ, so I don't actually know any more about it than internet memes.
Bigger hair, bigger muscles, face looks like you're taking an enormous shit.Advance to Super Dwarf form 2.Just so you know, I've never seen DBZ, so I don't actually know any more about it than internet memes.
So I have no idea what a second form would be.
Create massive shadow cloud up above to compensate for the lack of day/night cycle in the area.I knew I forgot about something!
Advance to Super Dwarf form 2.Just so you know, I've never seen DBZ, so I don't actually know any more about it than internet memes.
So I have no idea what a second form would be.
Your link made my internet crash. Good show, sir.Just modified it to third. Link to information (http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Saiyan_3)Advance to Super Dwarf form 2.Just so you know, I've never seen DBZ, so I don't actually know any more about it than internet memes.
So I have no idea what a second form would be.
Just modified it to third. Link to information (http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Saiyan_3)Your link made my internet crash. Good show, sir.
Be reborn as a HYPER elephant INSIDE the mountain home.
CONTINUE QUEST TO BE DR. FRANKENSTEIN
Get the hurt dude up the ladder. then wash woulds with the strongest booze we got.
Make the remaining crundles gather the gold shards from the exploded elephants. Start construction on an artifact gold whip.
Order the Gold Guardian to guard the fortress entrance. Summon another and order it to do the same.
Advance to Super Dwarf form 3.
Pick all the cavern plants, too.
Transform self into flying golden dragon.
Heal my injuries through force of will and continue my obsessive digging downwards.(2) You smack the statue, it does nothing.
Create massive shadow cloud up above to compensate for the lack of day/night cycle in the area.
begin digging a very deep hole.(1) You make a small puff of smoke. You choke on it a little.
Try and move stuff using wind powers.(1) The shockwave from the explosion of elephants knocks you down!
Wake up and go see what GWG is up to(2) You wake up and wonder why you were dreaming of short, hairy men.
Knowing this world its probably worth watching.
Pause all other sentients on the planet.(3) You temporarily freeze a nearby block of Lamian houses.
I cast Superheated Fire Laser at the rock so it melts so I can get to the surface already.(1) You charge your fire attacks, and run out of reach as you drift downwards.
Ready a magicked grenade. I won't be going down without some sort of explosion today.(3) You summon a grenade. You can hear the scuffling get louder, and more numerous.
Awaken as a more slender and agile (but physically weaker) than normal dragon, take the sky sphere?
Spawn as a Cave Elf in the cave.
Be reborn as a HYPER elephant INSIDE the mountain home.
Enter world as dwarven merchant leading merchant caravan.(6) You enter the world as a powerful, swift Sky Dragon in the Dragon's Coast!
Preferably on the same landmass as the mountainhome.
((quick question, any meaning behind the color choices in the spoilered stats? Like me being "creator of Nazush Midortosid" is in blue, and zanzetkuns "super dwarf" is brown and the "Gold" sphere is red. Are those indicative of power levels or something? Or are they totally meaningless?))How my color system works!
"gee, imagine if we got there and they didn't have any trade goods or even a trade depot at all."But surely any respectable settlement would have one, it'd put them to shame otherwise!
How annoying would that be?"
STEAL YAKS(blademans) LIFE FORCE. PUT INTO STATUE. BE LIFEMANCER.
Also butcher yak body :P
Get LAZOR dragon to stop digging there and start from the cave, wave to the cave-elf and build a trade depot.
then make a craft workshop.
Open the door, and get the crundles to collect golden elephant fragments. Begin construction of artifact gold whip.
Make a native copper pick, mine gems.
GIVE MYSELF WIZARD POWERS
Analyze the power levels of everything on the map, except for myself.
(Note on power levels:
Average Human: 5
Super Saiyan: 150,000,000)
Get Gold Guardian to guard the gate.
Summon a Gold Gem-Seeker, a small golden mole-like construct that can sense minerals and mines as directed.
Bring plants to still, make booze! Enough for EVERYONE!
TUNNEL DOWNWARDS BY MELTING THE ROCK WITH LAZORS. Make sure to dig in the cave this time.(4) You sap the life force from the Yak! It is severely wounded! You get +1 to your next roll!
Try using wind powers to move rocks again.
Lead caravan to mountainhome.(5) You bring up enough wind to knock over a wagon!
Go back to studying the space sphere.(3) You make some headway, at least. A nice change of pace. You're getting there.
Drift lazily in the sky going where the currents take me(random direction=2, 4) You start drifting to the north-east, farther inland of the Dragon's Coast.
After a stretch I notice I'm hungry and the tower doesn't have any food(1) You fall asleep again, maybe you should get checked by a doctor or something.
Portal to a Dwarven fort then buy and eat a meal
TUNNEL UPWARDS BY MELTING THE ROCK AND GOING UPWARDS(2) Your rage does nothing to the rock! The rock laughs at you!
Threaten the scuffling.(3) You are quickly surrounded by.... Hats?
Analyze the power levels of everything on the map, except for myself.Actually it's just 50X their base power level
(Note on power levels:
Average Human: 5
Super Saiyan: 150,000,000)
True, but anyway, any problems with me stealing your soul and throwing it into a statue?Analyze the power levels of everything on the map, except for myself.Actually it's just 50X their base power level
(Note on power levels:
Average Human: 5
Super Saiyan: 150,000,000)
Why do none of you seem to like me, all I did was try and lead a gigantic army of elephants to kill you all, it's not like I was mean or something, you're all just rude.You seemed friendly enough. Maybe you should be reborn as Elephant Ghost?
TUNNEL THROUGH THE ROCK WITH MAGMA LASER, A NEW SPELL THAT I JUST INVENTED...Magma laser?
Actually it's just 50X their base power levelThat explains why a power level over 9,000 is so impossible.
>Become TWO yaks.Wouldn't this require you to be female, and another (male) yak to have been present recently?
No I'm just splitting into two full size yaks.TUNNEL THROUGH THE ROCK WITH MAGMA LASER, A NEW SPELL THAT I JUST INVENTED...Magma laser?Actually it's just 50X their base power levelThat explains why a power level over 9,000 is so impossible.
Kinda.Quote>Become TWO yaks.Wouldn't this require you to be female, and another (male) yak to have been present recently?
Summon a Golden Gem-Seeker and order it to dig a hole in the roof, right above the ladder.
Why do none of you seem to like me, all I did was try and lead a gigantic army of elephants to kill you all, it's not like I was mean or something, you're all just rude.You seemed friendly enough. Maybe you should be reborn as Elephant Ghost?
YES MAGMA LASERWhat's a magma laser?
Analyze the power levels of everything on the map, except for myself.Actually it's just 50X their base power level
(Note on power levels:
Average Human: 5
Super Saiyan: 150,000,000)
Actually it's just 50X their base power levelThat explains why a power level over 9,000 is so impossible.
Kinda.
A concentrated beam of magma fired out at high velocities.YES MAGMA LASERWhat's a magma laser?
Oh, the irony.Hah! I don't wear hats!
Be the hat: Mind control the wizard.
That's not what a laser is.A concentrated beam of magma fired out at high velocities.YES MAGMA LASERWhat's a magma laser?
Develop STONE magic.
Analyze the power levels of everything on the map, except for myself.Actually it's just 50X their base power level
(Note on power levels:
Average Human: 5
Super Saiyan: 150,000,000)
That is the number I found for when Goku first turned Super Saiyan.Actually it's just 50X their base power levelThat explains why a power level over 9,000 is so impossible.
Kinda.
When that was said, he wasn't in Super Saiyan form, yet. Interesting to note: in the original Japanese, it was 'Over 8000!' rather than 'Over 9000!'
Continue scanning everyone on the map except for me, as I enter the Mountain home.
Yeah getting over 9000 in DBZ wasn't really much of an achievement.
Its like saying OH NO HE HAS A SLIGHTLY HIGHER THEN THE NORM POWER LEVEL.
I mean the average power level for Frieza's MOOKS was 2000....you do the math.
I know that's not what a (light amplification by simulated emission of radiation) is, but this is a (large and spectacular elemental ray).
Attempt to learn pick-making magic.Powder, you have a pick. Or barring that take mine.
With regards to the whole "power-level" mechanic, I should point out 2 things.Actually it's just 50X their base power levelThat explains why a power level over 9,000 is so impossible.
Kinda.
Have you looked at the picture lately? Count the number of Yaks currently, and compare to the number of Yaks you started with.>Become TWO yaks.Wouldn't this require you to be female, and another (male) yak to have been present recently?
So what you're saying is I spent all that time making my power armor for nothing? :'(With regards to the whole "power-level" mechanic, I should point out 2 things.
1, I have no clue where any thing on that scale should be, so none of it will be accurate.
2, It's not relevant in-game, and has no effect on anything, whatsoever. No modifiers or nothing. Zilch.
You still get armor.So what you're saying is I spent all that time making my power armor for nothing? :'(With regards to the whole "power-level" mechanic, I should point out 2 things.
1, I have no clue where any thing on that scale should be, so none of it will be accurate.
2, It's not relevant in-game, and has no effect on anything, whatsoever. No modifiers or nothing. Zilch.
What I'm saying is that arbitrary numbers applied to everything won't affect anything.
The armor itself is not an arbitrary number, so it is useful.
Quite useful, in fact, it gives you the max bonus to defend rolls, and some basic vampiric abilities while wearing it.
I'd like to join. I shall be a wizard named Steve, with the sphere of Creation!Pretty broad.
I'd like to join. I shall be a wizard named Steve, with the sphere of Creation!
Edit: My first action will be to make a fancy entrance for the mountainhome.
I'd like to join. I shall be a wizard named Steve, with the sphere of Creation!
Edit: My first action will be to make a fancy entrance for the mountainhome.
NONONONONONONONONO
I FUCKING CALLED LIFEMANCY.
You can rephrase that to "Construction" or something similar.
Thingmancy, and its counterpart, Stuffmancy.I'd like to join. I shall be a wizard named Steve, with the sphere of Creation!
Edit: My first action will be to make a fancy entrance for the mountainhome.
NONONONONONONONONO
I FUCKING CALLED LIFEMANCY.
You can rephrase that to "Construction" or something similar.
Boo hoo, the spheres overlap a tiny bit. I was planning on focusing on construction, but Creation sounds a lot cooler. Plus, I want my second sphere to be Destruction.
Thingmancy, and its counterpart, Stuffmancy.I'd like to join. I shall be a wizard named Steve, with the sphere of Creation!
Edit: My first action will be to make a fancy entrance for the mountainhome.
NONONONONONONONONO
I FUCKING CALLED LIFEMANCY.
You can rephrase that to "Construction" or something similar.
Boo hoo, the spheres overlap a tiny bit. I was planning on focusing on construction, but Creation sounds a lot cooler. Plus, I want my second sphere to be Destruction.
What if I started out with Creation, Buildings and then branched out to Creation as a whole?That sounds a little less wretchedly overpowered and more reasonable.
What if I started out with Creation, Buildings and then branched out to Creation as a whole?That sounds a little less wretchedly overpowered and more reasonable.
Repeat previous action. Aka create shadow cloud above area to compensate for the lack of day/night cycle.
PUT BLADEMANS YAK SOUL INTO THE STATUE. GIVE IT LIFE. BE LIFEMANCER ALREADY :P
Develop STONE magic.
>Become TWO yaks.
Summon a Golden Gem-Seeker and order it to dig a hole in the roof, right above the ladder.
Use beard to construct wood furnace and smelter. Go down to the caves and ask the cave elf if it's OK to cut down the mushroom trees. If yes, do it. If not, kill him dead with beard and crundles, and cut down trees. Start making charcoal.
Fix mah nose. Then go and learn stone magic.
Continue blasting until I reach magma.
Since I am unable to dig due to laser dragon, practice the ancient art of dwarf-fu.
Attempt to learn pick-making magic.
Moddify cart to be able to climb ladders. Then bring it to the still and make enough booze for EVERYONE! HAHAHA!(1) DANG IT.
"Jerk"
Help caravan guards right the wagon.
Set off to mountainhome.
Fly to wizard tower(1) You've hurt your back having trouble lifting the wagon!
Look for something Interesting(5) You find a strange object in the snow! It is rather large, and yellow. You've never seen one before.
Continue studying.(3) It's starting to make some sense, now...
TUNNEL THROUGH THE ROCK WITH MAGMA LASER, A NEW SPELL THAT I JUST INVENTED(3) You blast that flippin' rock like no tomorrow, fighting the voices in your head on whether it's really a laser you're using or not!
Be the hat: Mind control the wizard.(1) Remuthra the Wizard would have never gone down without a fight!
I'd like to join. I shall be a wizard named Steve, with the sphere of Creation!(6) You enter the world as a wizard of Fortifications!
Enter the fort, continue assessing power levels.
You missed my action which was:Sorry, I must have skipped over it, I'll give your next action a +... did I give blademan a +1 or +2 when I skipped him?Quote from: Too lazy to find the actual postEnter the fort, continue assessing power levels.
Construct a catapult on top of the hill.How? Did you check your character page under Wizards, you're on the Wizard's Island, not the Mountain Homes.
Oops. Construct a mobile fortified tower with a ballista on top.
Head towards the Mountainhomes.
Keep practicing my dwarf-fu moves on aseaheru's body.What? Why?
From my experience, every RtD (the non-serious ones, at least) only have so much time until someone decides to stop going by what their character should logically do, and instead be as crazy as possible.Keep practicing my dwarf-fu moves on aseaheru's body.What? Why?
I believe if you go back a bit you can see my experimental equation on the subject :P.From my experience, every RtD (the non-serious ones, at least) only have so much time until someone decides to stop going by what their character should logically do, and instead be as crazy as possible.Keep practicing my dwarf-fu moves on aseaheru's body.What? Why?
The exact time depends on the players and the game itself, but I haven't been able to figure out the exact equation for determining when this phenomenon is triggered.
More tests are certainly needed.
As a side note, I'm using some of the ideas that this game produces to work out rules for a pseudo-board game that I'll probably try to run in the forums at some later date, and stuff like this will likely be a built-in mechanic of the game.
Yes, but that was for total thread melt down, not for each stage of the process.I believe if you go back a bit you can see my experimental equation on the subject :P.From my experience, every RtD (the non-serious ones, at least) only have so much time until someone decides to stop going by what their character should logically do, and instead be as crazy as possible.Keep practicing my dwarf-fu moves on aseaheru's body.What? Why?
The exact time depends on the players and the game itself, but I haven't been able to figure out the exact equation for determining when this phenomenon is triggered.
More tests are certainly needed.
As a side note, I'm using some of the ideas that this game produces to work out rules for a pseudo-board game that I'll probably try to run in the forums at some later date, and stuff like this will likely be a built-in mechanic of the game.
Yes, but that was for total thread melt down, not for each stage of the process.I believe if you go back a bit you can see my experimental equation on the subject :P.From my experience, every RtD (the non-serious ones, at least) only have so much time until someone decides to stop going by what their character should logically do, and instead be as crazy as possible.Keep practicing my dwarf-fu moves on aseaheru's body.What? Why?
The exact time depends on the players and the game itself, but I haven't been able to figure out the exact equation for determining when this phenomenon is triggered.
More tests are certainly needed.
As a side note, I'm using some of the ideas that this game produces to work out rules for a pseudo-board game that I'll probably try to run in the forums at some later date, and stuff like this will likely be a built-in mechanic of the game.
Didn't I kind of cross the "stop being logical and be as crazy as possible" threshold after my first turn? :PWell, like I said, it depends on the individual players, some people will go bananas first chance they get, others have an infinite well of patience.
Should probably include that in your thesis.
and also explains why GWG can deal with Xantalos and everyone else on this forumDidn't I kind of cross the "stop being logical and be as crazy as possible" threshold after my first turn? :PWell, like I said, it depends on the individual players, some people will go bananas first chance they get, others have an infinite well of patience.
Should probably include that in your thesis.
This is why Xantalos always plays a psychopath, so he's both crazy and in-character.
I don't always play a psychopath.Didn't I kind of cross the "stop being logical and be as crazy as possible" threshold after my first turn? :PWell, like I said, it depends on the individual players, some people will go bananas first chance they get, others have an infinite well of patience.
Should probably include that in your thesis.
This is why Xantalos always plays a psychopath, so he's both crazy and in-character.
I can't remember seeing you not play a psychopath but it's more fun having you cause conflict
I don't always play a psychopath.
Hey, I just noticed something! You missed my action back on page 10!
Hey, I just noticed something! You missed my action back on page 10!Dang it! +2 for your next action! This is standard procedure now!
Spawn as a Prototype, like Mercer. Wander around looking for things to eat. Like magic things that are organic. Oh, and have a archeaotech thunder hammer. Just in case.I really wish I knew what this was, but I don't.
Basically, I am a living virus in the shape of a human. I can eat organic things, and gain capabilities based on that which I eat. Anything I eat, I can mimic, and I gain the memories. Said mimicking and memories are perfectly accurate to the point that nobody could tell the difference. I regenerate from wounds, but consume bio-mass(gotten from eating) to do so. Also, I can do things like throw around tanks and run up skyscrapers. Oh, and I weigh about a quarter ton. If I missed anything, anybody, then tell me. Or if you mean the thunder hammer, it is a bloody big hammer that can knock around tanks like golf balls. And the archeaotech just makes it really old and powerful because of warhammer history.Hey, I just noticed something! You missed my action back on page 10!Dang it! +2 for your next action! This is standard procedure now!Spawn as a Prototype, like Mercer. Wander around looking for things to eat. Like magic things that are organic. Oh, and have a archeaotech thunder hammer. Just in case.I really wish I knew what this was, but I don't.
Basically, I am a living virus in the shape of a human. I can eat organic things, and gain capabilities based on that which I eat. Anything I eat, I can mimic, and I gain the memories. Said mimicking and memories are perfectly accurate to the point that nobody could tell the difference. I regenerate from wounds, but consume bio-mass(gotten from eating) to do so. Also, I can do things like throw around tanks and run up skyscrapers. Oh, and I weigh about a quarter ton. If I missed anything, anybody, then tell me. Or if you mean the thunder hammer, it is a bloody big hammer that can knock around tanks like golf balls. And the archeaotech just makes it really old and powerful because of warhammer history.That's sounds really strange, but if you roll good then you'll be something like that.
I don't mind if you remove the thunder hammer.Basically, I am a living virus in the shape of a human. I can eat organic things, and gain capabilities based on that which I eat. Anything I eat, I can mimic, and I gain the memories. Said mimicking and memories are perfectly accurate to the point that nobody could tell the difference. I regenerate from wounds, but consume bio-mass(gotten from eating) to do so. Also, I can do things like throw around tanks and run up skyscrapers. Oh, and I weigh about a quarter ton. If I missed anything, anybody, then tell me. Or if you mean the thunder hammer, it is a bloody big hammer that can knock around tanks like golf balls. And the archeaotech just makes it really old and powerful because of warhammer history.That's sounds really strange, but if you roll good then you'll be something like that.
Just keep in mind that I try to at least keep things somewhat balanced, so you can't go head to head with a tank just for who/what you are. And nobody's invented the tank, yet, anyway.
...And before anyone tries too, you are still under the Tech Level of Dwarven, which does not permit tanks.
Basically, I am a living virus in the shape of a human. I can eat organic things, and gain capabilities based on that which I eat. Anything I eat, I can mimic, and I gain the memories. Said mimicking and memories are perfectly accurate to the point that nobody could tell the difference. I regenerate from wounds, but consume bio-mass(gotten from eating) to do so. Also, I can do things like throw around tanks and run up skyscrapers. Oh, and I weigh about a quarter ton. If I missed anything, anybody, then tell me. Or if you mean the thunder hammer, it is a bloody big hammer that can knock around tanks like golf balls. And the archeaotech just makes it really old and powerful because of warhammer history.That's sounds really strange, but if you roll good then you'll be something like that.
Just keep in mind that I try to at least keep things somewhat balanced, so you can't go head to head with a tank just for who/what you are. And nobody's invented the tank, yet, anyway.
...And before anyone tries too, you are still under the Tech Level of Dwarven, which does not permit tanks.
Eh, maybe I remembered it wrong. Still, is big honking hammer. Not much you can do screwing up a big lump of metal on a stick.Basically, I am a living virus in the shape of a human. I can eat organic things, and gain capabilities based on that which I eat. Anything I eat, I can mimic, and I gain the memories. Said mimicking and memories are perfectly accurate to the point that nobody could tell the difference. I regenerate from wounds, but consume bio-mass(gotten from eating) to do so. Also, I can do things like throw around tanks and run up skyscrapers. Oh, and I weigh about a quarter ton. If I missed anything, anybody, then tell me. Or if you mean the thunder hammer, it is a bloody big hammer that can knock around tanks like golf balls. And the archeaotech just makes it really old and powerful because of warhammer history.That's sounds really strange, but if you roll good then you'll be something like that.
Just keep in mind that I try to at least keep things somewhat balanced, so you can't go head to head with a tank just for who/what you are. And nobody's invented the tank, yet, anyway.
...And before anyone tries too, you are still under the Tech Level of Dwarven, which does not permit tanks.
Power Armor yes, tanks no
Take a fey mood, claim the still, and brew the ultimatechuckola colamushroom wine. Meaning it is capable of defending the fort and making more dwarves. +1 for being Drunk!
Send the Gold Gem-Seeker to dig, looking for precious minerals.
Create the Great Gold Gurdwara, a gold building situated atop this hole in the ceiling, which shall become my abode. It is entirely made of gold and includes a penthouse for me, a laboratory, a library, classrooms and bedrooms, and a shrine.
If successful, celebrate by knocking back a pint of whatever the dwarves brewed.
Fix mah nose. Then go and learn stone magic. also wake up. +2!
Give the nearest creature a death glare.
Fire orbs of energy at the same entity's face. +2!
Construct a bridge o' crundles over the gap in front of me. Make a smelter and wood furnace
Mine. Those. GEMS!
Kill a nearby living thing and use it's life force to fuel my ascent to wizard-dom.
Summon the ghosts of the elephants who died and have them haunt the mount home to... ANNOY EVERYONE!
Try my patented (also patent it) "Pinnochio" style of gaining the life sphere again. I.E. CRAFT A REAL DWARF THIS TIME. NOT A STATUE.
Keep practicing my dwarf-fu moves on aseaheru's body.
Gather power from nearby shadows.
KEEP GOING WITH LASER LASER.(6+1) You have been taken by a fey mood! You gather all of the plump helmets and head to the still! You begin creating the finest wine the world will ever know in it's entire history!
Look for back pain medicine in caravan whist guards finish righting wagon.
Set off towards the mountainhomes again.
Go to Mountain Homes.(4) You find the medicine for back pain as your guards right the wagon, you set back off!
Investgate(4) You come up to the strange item. It has some kind of a grasping arm on one end, and elongated wheels. It is definitely mechanical in nature, and looks very old, almost older than the world itself....
Continue studying dammit! I will make the tardis and no one will stop me! Kj1225 give me strength!(1) You smash your head into your desk in frustration! You break your table and give yourself a cut on your face!
Make spell wizard armor (Magical light-weight armor appear on caster can't be removed without dismissing the spell )
Construct a mobile fortified tower with a ballista on top.(3) You try to summon some magical armor, but that style of magic was never really your forte. You think of ways to abuse portal magic to form armor, but can't think of any good way to go about it.
Head towards the Mountainhomes.
CONTINUE TUNNELLING UPWARDS(3) You can hear the rock screaming in pain! Oh the pleasure it gives your ears!
Ascend to explosionhood.
I spawn as a Grizzled, scarred dwarf. Right above his head it says "Urist Rune, Metalsmith". I'd like to spawn on the right side of the map. I also attempt to spawn with a copper warhammer "For smithing, he says" I am an adequate swimmer, so I don't drown!!!... I hope...
Spawn as a Prototype, like Mercer. Wander around looking for things to eat. Like magic things that are organic. Oh, and have a archeaotech thunder hammer. Just in case.(1) You realize that you are dead.
Does that mean I gained the Death sphere?It means you're dead.
CONTINUE TUNNELLING UPWARDS
Fire a planet-destroying Kamehameha at the ground.I can tell you right now that even on a 6 that won't work.
After all it probably would have taken me 5 5s in order to become MANTLE SNAKE.Fire a planet-destroying Kamehameha at the ground.I can tell you right now that even on a 6 that won't work.
Why isn't my name capitalized?Because my typing abilities are abysmal. Fixed it.
Tantrum because of a lack of decent magic.Well, we now have a dwarf in a strange mood, a dwarf who's berserk, a dwarf who's tantruming, and a siege is on the way.
Nope, not enough cats.Tantrum because of a lack of decent magic.Well, we now have a dwarf in a strange mood, a dwarf who's berserk, a dwarf who's tantruming, and a siege is on the way.
I think we may have achieved Dwarf Fortress.
We just need an execution room, now.Tantrum because of a lack of decent magic.Well, we now have a dwarf in a strange mood, a dwarf who's berserk, a dwarf who's tantruming, and a siege is on the way.
I think we may have achieved Dwarf Fortress.
Wait, who's besieging?Well, you.
Wait, who's besieging?The Elephant Horde.
Wait, who's besieging?Well, you.
Scream at the top of my voice "STRIKE THE EARTH!"! (All Dwarfs get a plus 2 to mining tasks for 5 turns? Please please please?)
Fire a planet-destroying Kamehameha at the ground.I can tell you right now that even on a 6 that won't work.
Fire a planet-destroying Kamehameha at the ground.I can tell you right now that even on a 6 that won't work.
It may not destroy the planet, but it will destroy a lot of stuff, which is what I am hoping for.
Why are you so obsessed with destroying things?
The fact you still have sanity compounds the problemWhy are you so obsessed with destroying things?
My sanity that normally holds me back from that is too busy working on a school project.
(Totally not a bump in disguise)Punish this pun by turning one of his fingers into gold. Inanimate gold, mind you.
Hey guys, how about some jokes? What sorta music do stone instruments make? Rock, of course!
Now, guess what platinum makes...?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Please! NO! Greatwyrmgold, I was planning to study under you, and use both smithing and magic to create a... Well, if I survive, you'll find out!You can still learn. You'll just have to learn with one less mobile finger.
MAKE A PILE OF PICKS AND MINE THE GEMS RARRERERAR
Send out police crundles to stop the beserking dwarves spreading blood on my engravings. Start working on my artifact golden whip.
CREATE LIFE!!!! MWAHAHAHA
Continue brewing. +1
Laugh madly and combine my digging and dwarf-fu moves to destroy everything in sight!
Get revenge on the Gem-Seeker and that idiot dwarf who attacked my guardian by using my aurokinesis to hurl the Gem-Seeker out the hole in the roof and at that dwarf.
Order Golden Guardian, if animate, to defend itself.
Create Great Gold Gurdwara, celebrate if successful.
Punish this pun by turning one of his fingers into gold. Inanimate gold, mind you.
Fire a planet-destroying Kamehameha at the ground.
MOAR LAZORS
Tantrum because of a lack of decent magic.
Shadow cloud above the location, now. The day/night cycle should be fixed. +3!
Take cave flora. Chop into little pieces. Ingest nasally, experience the wonder of Nature.
Scream at the top of my voice "STRIKE THE EARTH!"!
Stone mage time.
In other words, learn the sphere of stone.
Summon the ghosts of the elephants who died and have them haunt the mount home to... ANNOY EVERYONE!(4) You summon a small pile of picks!
Apologize for kicking stuff over. Try to make wizard armor like killerhellhounds.
Go to mountainhomes.(2) You whip up some winds to form armor around you! It does nothing!
Unearth the whatever it is (pretty sure I know that its a terraformer, but the dragon doesn't)(5) You look at the strange object, and it begins to glow brightly!
study up.(5) You can immense power well up inside of you! You can almost reach out and command it!
Portal in a ship and accompany the siege tower and summon a gas mask as well we are going to a dwarf mountion home while they shouldn't have gas weapons in this universe yet it pays to be prepared.
continue towards Mountainhomes. Fire ballista at marine life.(6) You summon a massive war galleon and a gas mask. You're not sure where the gas mask came from, but you don't ask questions. You sail off!
Damnit. Multiply, start making hosts. Expand to airborne transmission and make it so hosts explode after 24 hours. It spreads by contacting the skin.(2) You appear to have infected some kind of a... reptilian, maybe? You adapt to the strange host, but it will take more work to be able to spread.
CONTINUE TUNNELLING UPWARDS(1) You run out of breath!
Have a look around at the afterlife.(2) You look around dumbfounded. You see Death. He points you to the revolving door.
spawn as TESLA MAN, a human in power armor that uses tesla's inventions for his own gain, with particle death-rays mounted on the arms, his earthquake machine in the feet, and telsa coils mounted on the back.
Enter as a human.(3) You successfully enter the world as a human. Unfortunately, you don't have any power armor, but being the first human is still something, right?
Scream something dorfy and unintelligble, and slam my hammer down onto the earth, and find adamantine. Using a hammer. In one turn.Gods don't actually do anything, because all the godly magic has already been spent :P.If both of these succeed, then I ascend to godhood (Or at least wizardhood) as the god (Or sphere) of METALS (Including Adamantine)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Shh. You're dead.Scream something dorfy and unintelligble, and slam my hammer down onto the earth, and find adamantine. Using a hammer. In one turn.Gods don't actually do anything, because all the godly magic has already been spent :P.If both of these succeed, then I ascend to godhood (Or at least wizardhood) as the god (Or sphere) of METALS (Including Adamantine)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
One of me is hanging out in the afterlife. The other one is the god of hats.Shh. You're dead.Scream something dorfy and unintelligble, and slam my hammer down onto the earth, and find adamantine. Using a hammer. In one turn.Gods don't actually do anything, because all the godly magic has already been spent :P.If both of these succeed, then I ascend to godhood (Or at least wizardhood) as the god (Or sphere) of METALS (Including Adamantine)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
My head cannon is the gods are asleep but there souls are in mortal forms till they awaken. The mortal forms do not know they are part of a god.One of me is hanging out in the afterlife. The other one is the god of hats.Shh. You're dead.Scream something dorfy and unintelligble, and slam my hammer down onto the earth, and find adamantine. Using a hammer. In one turn.Gods don't actually do anything, because all the godly magic has already been spent :P.If both of these succeed, then I ascend to godhood (Or at least wizardhood) as the god (Or sphere) of METALS (Including Adamantine)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
My head cannon is the gods are asleep but there souls are in mortal forms till they awaken. The mortal forms do not know they are part of a god.Believe it or not, this is actually exactly how it works.
but when the gods stir the mortal shells subconsciously tap into that power not knowing they are doing it and give it a form (explanations for god actions without the gods getting out of bed)
Hell yeah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI89TD66CT8)My head cannon is the gods are asleep but there souls are in mortal forms till they awaken. The mortal forms do not know they are part of a god.Believe it or not, this is actually exactly how it works.
but when the gods stir the mortal shells subconsciously tap into that power not knowing they are doing it and give it a form (explanations for god actions without the gods getting out of bed)
Mind if I make a suggestion?
Listing all of the turns for a given location, then listing the results makes for a hard read. I'm not quite sure who does what without counting posts and such, an finding my own actions is kinda hard. Hence, I suggest something like:Spoiler: Format (click to show/hide)
Anyways:
Make the Great Gold Gurdwara I've been trying to add on top of the fortress for a few turns.
My head cannon is the gods are asleep but there souls are in mortal forms till they awaken. The mortal forms do not know they are part of a god.Believe it or not, this is actually exactly how it works.
but when the gods stir the mortal shells subconsciously tap into that power not knowing they are doing it and give it a form (explanations for god actions without the gods getting out of bed)
Also now I want to know what happens to theHell yeah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI89TD66CT8)My head cannon is the gods are asleep but there souls are in mortal forms till they awaken. The mortal forms do not know they are part of a god.Believe it or not, this is actually exactly how it works.
but when the gods stir the mortal shells subconsciously tap into that power not knowing they are doing it and give it a form (explanations for god actions without the gods getting out of bed)
Also tropes (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HellYesMoment)
MINE! ALL! THE! GEEEEEMS!And you get a +3 to this action due to helping the fort mine
Mind if I make a suggestion?Yeah, I really should switch to that format, I've just been lazy.
Listing all of the turns for a given location, then listing the results makes for a hard read. I'm not quite sure who does what without counting posts and such, an finding my own actions is kinda hard. Hence, I suggest something like:
edit: Map of the Dwarven Mountainhomes!Well, the mountains aren't that tall...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Use BOLD for commands - it really helps the GMI've tried telling them that before.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also now I want to know what happens to theThat remains to be seen, but the magnitude of an event that would be required for a god to awaken would likely cause a massive scale death, so odds are that the shells would be dead anyway.peoplemortal shells when the gods awaken will they be able to make there own desions or be killed instantly when the gods awake and have there minds merged into the gods they are a part of.(AKA will the mortal shells suddenly die or will they still not know they are parts of a god)
That remains to be seen, but the magnitude of an event that would be required for a god to awaken would likely cause a massive scale death, so odds are that the shells would be dead anyway.
Or something.That remains to be seen, but the magnitude of an event that would be required for a god to awaken would likely cause a massive scale death, so odds are that the shells would be dead anyway.Like the mantle eating the Mountainhomes, or something?
Yeah, I can be a bit of a sucker for geology and geophysics myself, but then Xantalos smacked his face into the planet and sort of made that a moot point.Nonsense, tectonic movement is just melting the continent.
Yeah, I can be a bit of a sucker for geology and geophysics myself, but then Xantalos smacked his face into the planet and sort of made that a moot point.I'm the best god ever.
GIVE US UPDATE. IF NOT, WE WILL... I DUNNO... Beg for an update?I'll get to it when I get to it!
Plus, all the stuff i learned about plate movements and continents and creating realistic fantasy maps kicked in, even though I know hey dont apply here D:Which stuff?
YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH GYM BADGES TO CONTROL ME!
Plus, all the stuff i learned about plate movements and continents and creating realistic fantasy maps kicked in, even though I know hey dont apply here D:Which stuff?
The first one is a link to the update song for pocket godNever heard of it.
same here till I clicked on the link sorry I can't explain moreThe first one is a link to the update song for pocket godNever heard of it.
Use the bonus to mining to mine someone's skull in!(2+3) You smash the elevator! It plummets into the caves!
Ask the shadow dragon where the Dragon's coast is. Fly to the Dragon's coast.(4) It tells you it's in the north, you dodge the flying Gold Seeker and head out.
Keep working on the ultimate beverage. If need be, go grab some wood from another station to construct a barrel or two to hold it when it's done.(3+1) Thankfully, you already have an empty barrel because you drank some earlier. You brew!
Go commune with the stone itself and beseech it to teach me the secrets of stone magic.(6) The stone responds! You can hear whisperings in your head, as if it's coming in from everywhere all at once...
Direct Blood-Spawn to end the berserking BunnyDwarf.(6) You send your Blood-Spawn to slay the berserking Dwarf! He kicks him down the elevator shaft! Although now his blood is out of reach. Hmm...
Create more Blood-Spawn out of his spilled blood.
Obtain Blood Sphere of magic.
Scream something dorfy and unintelligble, and slam my hammer down onto the earth, and find adamantine. Using a hammer. In one turn.(2) A hammer is not the greatest tool in the world for mining, and it does nothing.
Make the Great Gold Gurdwara I've been trying to add on top of the fortress for a few turns.(2+3) You create a golden house on top of the mountain!
Summon all the elephant ghosts to annoy everyone by mining stupidly!(1) Them ghosts, man, them ghosts, Y they no listen?
Respond, asking the reason of going here, and in meanwhile charge up from nearby shadows again, it should work even more effectively now, right?(1) You tell him the way is to the north, and can't focus on building power. {The bonus only applies to effects to actively improve upon the fort, so charging your power doesn't count}
Build a...(1+3) You dodge the elevator as it comes crashing down!
LEGENDARY DINING ROOM!!!!
eat food and drink booze. stop the blood loss.(5) You work your way up to the still, and you drink, you are now drunk, and you don't feel so bad.
Use Cave Elf powers to turn Cave Flora into Mushroom Spear(2) You pick some mushrooms, and find that they aren't very hard for making weapons.
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!(3+3) You blast at the rock! The strange object falls down into the new caverns you discovered!
MINE! ALL! THE! GEEEEEMS!(4+3) You Mine them!
Apologize again, and work on advancing dwarven technology.(5) You try to advance Dwarven Technology levels, but you are not a member of their civilization, and they are already at the highest tech level they can reach at the moment. Maybe later, when other civilizations have become more advanced?
Politely ask wizard dude to get out of the way, then head to the mountainhomes.(6) You leave the wizard to ponder, and pass by some dwarf with crazy hair. You have arrived!
If he doesn't...... I'm sure one of the guards will kick him in the shin or something.
Finish what I wanted to do and finally take control of the space sphere!(5) You take control of the power! You have learned the Sphere of Space!
Study glowy thing from safe distance(6) The artifact shines more light! Ancient secrets are being poured into your mind by the artifact!
Continue to the mountion homes on my awesome boat(6) You speed forward!
Continue towards Mountainhomes. Conjure a fleet of Golem Canoes with Crossbow Golems riding them to defend my tower.(5) You summon an armada! You have created a new spell!
find more humans.(3) You find a small number of generic humans in the woods.
Summon more humans with modern technology that will work in a place like this.(1) You have no magic!
TUNNEL TO THE SURFACE(6) RRRRRAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Assume direct control of this form.(6) You take complete control of your host! You are inhabiting a Lamias in the Lamian Capital!
Ask Death if he wants to play the Game of Life.(1)
Stroll on in as the third human. Unite the other three as the First Three Kings of Humankind(6) You enter the world, and decree that you and the other two humans are now the kings!
Join Game as one of Xantalos's Serpent spawns(4) You follow after Xantalos as he breaks through!
No doubt either kj, GWG, or the hat.It's totally me. Power in this game works like golf.
I fail to understand this analogy.No doubt either kj, GWG, or the hat.It's totally me. Power in this game works like golf.
The smaller the number, the better you are. I've been doing precisely nothing for a bit now, so my narrative power should be pretty low.I fail to understand this analogy.No doubt either kj, GWG, or the hat.It's totally me. Power in this game works like golf.
I'll see your explanation tomorrow, though, I'm going to sleep now.
Create the Great Gold Gurdwara, a gold building situated atop this hole in the ceiling, which shall become my abode. It is entirely made of gold and includes a penthouse for me, a laboratory, a library, classrooms and bedrooms, and a shrine.Summon some more Golden Gem-Seekers and have them mine.
If successful, celebrate by knocking back a pint of whatever the dwarves brewed.
Advance human tecnology.
Ask Gamerlord to assist me in learning stone magic while working on metal magic. oh, and build a furnace in the lower cave.Work with Asea to develop Stone Magic.
Converse with the snakey snake.
Xantalos.Converse with the snakey snake.
What? who?
CONSIDER SUMMONING VOID SPAWN
SEnd the snake back to the depths of the world with my beard.
Mantlesnakes.SEnd the snake back to the depths of the world with my beard.
What snakes?
You have never seen any snakes. Or serpents.
You are not sure why the voice in your head is telling you to do things to animals which aren't there.
Create a golem suit for myself.One if the portal works
Also, do you know how many turns it will be until I arrive?
Two things- A: You forgot to give me +3 mining because I am looking for ores, and B: Try it AGAIN!You tried to mine with a mallet, your argument is invalid.
Hey mistermastahofcheeses? Since you're including power levels of the gods could you by chance show who the most powerful Wizards/dragons/dwarves/etc. are as well?I'm not including "power levels", I am explaining the various strengths and weaknesses of each.
Kinda wanna know how I stack up :P
Ok, I'll take the long odds, and I'll tell you why by explaining the way Tech Levels work in this game.Advance human tecnology.I'm betting that this will fail.
Anyone wanna take the long odds?
Wrong cavern layer, unless I missed one thing fairly major.No, you got it right, it's the wrong layer.
This. If unsuccessful, I'll have to pull up the world map and work on that again like I did with the dragons.Also, do you know how many turns it will be until I arrive?One if the portal works
I know the tech level thing makes sense gameplaywise, but it still makes no sense. Why would people not advance their tech while at peace? Sure war gets it to go faster, but still.Because the GM wants to see blood?
Addressed that.I know the tech level thing makes sense gameplaywise, but it still makes no sense. Why would people not advance their tech while at peace? Sure war gets it to go faster, but still.Because the GM wants to see blood?
Addressed. Blood for the Blood God, and all that jazz.Addressed that.I know the tech level thing makes sense gameplaywise, but it still makes no sense. Why would people not advance their tech while at peace? Sure war gets it to go faster, but still.Because the GM wants to see blood?
By this logic, could we improve our technology in peacetime by sacrificing members of our population, turning them into one-man nations and killing them off to test your death rays?Addressed. Blood for the Blood God, and all that jazz.Addressed that.I know the tech level thing makes sense gameplaywise, but it still makes no sense. Why would people not advance their tech while at peace? Sure war gets it to go faster, but still.Because the GM wants to see blood?
By this logic, could we improve our technology in peacetime by sacrificing members of our population, turning them into one-man nations and killing them off to test your death rays?No, that's not the point of the system.
I know the tech level thing makes sense gameplaywise, but it still makes no sense. Why would people not advance their tech while at peace? Sure war gets it to go faster, but still.Part of it is that this is a simulation of medieval times, when innovation was rarer and nobles only funded projects they cared about. Which usually involved going to war.
Remuthra can see through all of the stars, and through the Moon. He is almost Omnipotent, and can see more than any other God.Do you mean omniscient?
GUSTA.
...
Wait, what's the godly act I performed?
Or rather of my current avatar, who then created them.GUSTA.
...
Wait, what's the godly act I performed?
Probbably the creation of the Magma Serpents/snakes
(1) You tell him the way is to the north, and can't focus on building power. {The bonus only applies to effects to actively improve upon the fort, so charging your power doesn't count}
Nope, too late. I am now omnipotent.Remuthra can see through all of the stars, and through the Moon. He is almost Omnipotent, and can see more than any other God.Do you mean omniscient?
No you aren't.Nope, too late. I am now omnipotent.Remuthra can see through all of the stars, and through the Moon. He is almost Omnipotent, and can see more than any other God.Do you mean omniscient?
Changing action due to tech explanation.
Go over to the human kings, and tell them about the evil lamias, and that they should declare war.
only three humans, nobles cant fight.
This.Or rather of my current avatar, who then created them.GUSTA.Probbably the creation of the Magma Serpents/snakes
...
Wait, what's the godly act I performed?
By that i meant that shadow rolls could be more effective because of 'night'... oh well. By the way i still appear to have +3 charge somehow in stats.Oh, yeah you're right, it should have. And the stats thing was because I missed it.
That was a misspelling, you're only omniscientNo you aren't.Nope, too late. I am now omnipotent.Remuthra can see through all of the stars, and through the Moon. He is almost Omnipotent, and can see more than any other God.Do you mean omniscient?
Im not bleeding anymore...only three humans, nobles cant fight.
Thank you Aseaheru, it would INDEED be a slaughter.
Now would you kindly continue bleeding out so I can create more abominations?
It is up to them if they want to fight.Im not bleeding anymore...only three humans, nobles cant fight.
Thank you Aseaheru, it would INDEED be a slaughter.
Now would you kindly continue bleeding out so I can create more abominations?
besides, cant you use something other than one of the three?
I think he was asking if there were other humans than the three shown in the world.
You're very good at mimicking Mastercheese's art style.No he's not, he absolutely terrible at mimicking my terrible art. This is way to good to compare to mine.
You guys are so kind about my shitty MSPaint artThis is bay 12 we may be complete monsters but we are nice and friendly while making death traps and calling them forts
:)
Wait, do you mean that Forum Hunters roam the boards and pick off only certain types of cruel heartless sadists?Yep. The ones that are cruel, heartless, and sadistic to other cruel, heartless sadists. And also elf lovers.
Elves are awesome, it's a fact.I love elf's
You know what else is awesome? Automatic magma-guns.
That is why I combine the two so frequently.
Quick, mastahcheese! You have to update before this topic derails into the ocean! Or, well, at least before we end up hitting another continent.
Does that make us a space train?Quick, mastahcheese! You have to update before this topic derails into the ocean! Or, well, at least before we end up hitting another continent.
What is this continent you speak of? We are in interstellar space.
Does that make us a space train?Quick, mastahcheese! You have to update before this topic derails into the ocean! Or, well, at least before we end up hitting another continent.
What is this continent you speak of? We are in interstellar space.
OOO OOO Even better, are we now a Crazy Train? :P
YES! we also happen to have a peanut gallery
Anyone found sane will be detained indefinitelyExcept GWG he will be driving the train as no one else is sane enough to do it
Question: Do we have any vampire characters?None that I know of but we do have a vampire armor set
I know it's a volcano, but seriously I'm on a kinda crusade of 'fuck you vampires'.Is this your crusade of the day?
PMed to mastachief for security reasons.Got'cha.
Also I'll be away for 10 days or so, so just default me to tunnel to the surface.
Then default to 'explore but don't interact with people'.Yay we get a few turns before KILL EVERYTHING Xantalos comes back to his mind
Xantalos is being a prick because he cant immediately kill a five year old in a different thread. Just thought you guys should know.
Excellent! It dies first.Sorry about that, by the way.
I have a tad bit of residual hate for vampires to work off, you see.
And by 'a tad bit' I mean ridiculous amounts.
Wait, there's a 5-year-old in ER?Xantalos is being a prick because he cant immediately kill a five year old in a different thread. Just thought you guys should know.Is that Einstienien Roulette, I can't be certain because I have not gotten up to the point he joins yet, but other people have had trouble with her.
IN the Punch Many THings simulation, 1st opponentOh, her. She's five?
((Probably unimportant information, but that can still be relevant: one of Xan's characters got transformed into a chair because of his murderous intent, which was infromed to the boss by my profesioal boot-licker character, who happens to be a vampire))I think it has to do more with a certain five-year-old vampire getting him addicted to vampire bites and also changing how he feels about her so that that face-pulping and leg-bone-breaking he did right after she let go is the last harm he'll do to her.
Don't be a little bitch GWG. Don't act like you're in the right.It's not entirely under my control.
BA DUM TISH.Don't be a little bitch GWG. Don't act like you're in the right.It's not entirely under my control.
But yeah. It sucks all around.
What did I miss?BA DUM TISH.Don't be a little bitch GWG. Don't act like you're in the right.It's not entirely under my control.
But yeah. It sucks all around.
Convo about Xantalos hating vampires. You said it "sucks all around"What did I miss?BA DUM TISH.Don't be a little bitch GWG. Don't act like you're in the right.It's not entirely under my control.
But yeah. It sucks all around.
What, where you drunk or something?On rage, yes.
Yeah, sorry about that.Doesn't really work like that, but thanks for the offer.
But look on the bright (?) side: You can still be a jerk to everyone older than 5! (And Meme.)
The Thread collides with an obstacle!I'M WORKING ON IT.
The Thread is flung off the tracks!
The Thread collides with an obstacle!I'M WORKING ON IT.
The Thread is flung off the tracks!
The Thread collides with an obstacle!I'M WORKING ON IT.
The Thread is flung off the tracks!
Mastahcheese been workin' on the RAAAAAILROAD, all the live-long day!!
Mastahcheese is going to strangle you to death if you keep up with that.
(you're derailing the thread)
(stoppit)
squidgen hacks the derail in the lower body with his *adamantine battle axe* and the severed part flies of in an arc!The derail vomits x8The spinning !!sanity!! strikes the derail in the lower body, bruising the guts! The derail looks sick!Thread cancels derail: Interrupted by !!sanity!!Powder Miner fires a stern message!Mastahcheese is going to strangle you to death if you keep up with that.The thread collides with an obstacle! The topic takes the full force of the blow! The severed part flies off in an arc!The Thread skids across the ground! x3Mastahcheese been workin' on the RAAAAAILROAD, all the live-long day!!The Thread collides with an obstacle!I'M WORKING ON IT.
The Thread is flung off the tracks!
(you're derailing the thread)
(stoppit)
The stern message hits the topic in the derail!
The derail is lightly wounded!
The derail retches x10
The derail has been struck down
Okay, now we're finished.
Siggy
OH, what's that? That's right. EAT YOUR HEART OUT FREEFORM I JUST SIGGED A WHOLE PAGE
Also, I need to send the gods some PMs now.
Your sigs might be more impressive if you have an actual link to them.Siggy
OH, what's that? That's right. EAT YOUR HEART OUT FREEFORM I JUST SIGGED A WHOLE PAGE
Also, I need to send the gods some PMs now.
Oh no! A sig war!
*hides behind the derail's dead body*
RAGH! MY ELEVATOR! Complete brewing process, and go slice some heads off. +1(5+1) You complete your brewing! You have created Zustashmabdug Thunen, the Artifact Ale!
Wait.(3) You wait. You are disappointed.
Make the GGG follow my original design requests, especially as I got a 5:(4+3) You expand your home and summon more gold seekers. They head down to the caves.Create the Great Gold Gurdwara, a gold building situated atop this hole in the ceiling, which shall become my abode. It is entirely made of gold and includes a penthouse for me, a laboratory, a library, classrooms and bedrooms, and a shrine.Summon some more Golden Gem-Seekers and have them mine. +3
If successful, celebrate by knocking back a pint of whatever the dwarves brewed.
(1+1) You can't focus on the whisperings, and it makes you unable to concentrate on anything else.Ask Gamerlord to assist me in learning stone magic while working on metal magic. oh, and build a furnace in the lower cave.Work with Asea to develop Stone Magic.
JUMP DOWN THE SHAFT, BODYSLAMMING THE BUNNYDWARF
USE POWER ARMOR BONUS TO DEFEND VS. GROUNDSPLATS
Refuse to die! Bite someone to death!(1+3 Vs. 2) Bunnybob and BFEL plummet down the shaft! Both would be dead if it weren't for BFEL's power armor, but he is spared with broken legs.
Combine the copper, the gems, and my pickmaking powers to make the fabled COPPERGEM PICK!(3) You lump the materials together, but they don't take shape.
Converse with the snakey snake.(3) You stop tunneling, thinking you heard something. Must have been a bug or something.
Summon all the ghosts to steal all the booze!(2) Nope.
Spawning as a NEW human NEAR the other humans, and then proceeding to beat the crap out of the ones called the "Kings". Scream "NOBLES ARE WORTHLESS!!!!"(1) It's a good thing dying is easy in this game. You drown yourself. You step out of the revolving door into Death's domain. He flips you off and tells you to get out, not looking up from his book.
Run to the east away from these butwholes(3) You walk off the map into a new area of caves.
Try and make a legendary dining room. Again.(2) You fail. Again.
Follow the yellowhaired dwarf and ask a reason why he's headed to Dragon's coast, but if he's too far already, explore the caves.(2) You save your shadow charge for later and head over to the dwarf, but he's already gone. So you head down to check out the caves.
Go over to the human kings, and tell them about the evil lamias, and that they should declare war.(4) You summon your Levitation Spell, and start to fly to the Humans!
Keep going upwaaaaards!(1) You can't climb walls.
CONTINUE UPWARDS(1) You can't either.
CONSIDER SUMMONING VOID SPAWN
Yes! Make all other sentients pause in time so I can celebrate!(6) You pause the whole city! Now it's not turning back. Dang it.
Sprout tendrils and infect every single other lamia in the area to create a hive mind for me, then proceed to do this until all lamia are under my control. Then get them to make a giant metal cephalopod.(5) You begin to sprout your tendrils, and the residents flee in horror before you are frozen in a time dilation field!
wheeeee!(3) The knowledge of the history of the entire making of the world become known to you! You have become the first Priest of KJ1225 the First!
"Fuck waiting" Portal the ships to the mountion home(1) You successfully portal away all of the support ships. Darn it. And you don't know where.
Create a golem suit for myself.(5) You create a suit of magical armour!
Build a village.(1) You try to rally some people together! They walk after poketwo and Glloyd instead.
Go with my share of the humans and get bronze age tec.(5) You head off to a different part of the area and build a science machine. You have advanced the Kingdom of poketwo to the copper age!
Create basic stone tools, and begin to make a settlement.(5) You take the remaining humans and found the nation of the Kingdom of Glloyd!
Spawn an alternate version of myself as the first of the elves.(3) You can't be the first elf, as there already is one. You walk out of Death's Domain, passing a Dwarf, and step out into a forest.
Keep working on stone magic. see if i can figure out who is whispering and say hi.
Also i think you forgot to put shadow charge in stats this time. ???Nope, totally didn't.
Also, are the Towers of Trail based around woodland hiking, or is that a typo?What? Woodland hiking? Where does it say that?
By the way, is my action close enough to Fortifications to work?
Haha :P, he's pointing out that you spelt trail (a path through the woods) instead of trial (A challenge).Oh.
I find most trails to be trials, but they do officially mean different things.
Quick question: Wouldn't stopping time also stop the air, thereby stopping the caster from moving?It's not an exact science.
Quick question: Wouldn't stopping time also stop the air, thereby stopping the caster from moving?It's not an exact science.
portal both ships to the fort and get it right this time
I wonder what will happen if Wolfchild finds out that you are the god he worships in mortal form
well I am not heading to where he is anyway, he is in the lamia city isn't he?... Since I'm the doctor if this goes well does that mean that my first companion is a dragon?
if it goes wrong again then I will send us to another universe just to get equipmentportal both ships to the fort and get it right this time
I wonder what will happen if Wolfchild finds out that you are the god he worships in mortal form
If this goes wrong again, I may fire my ballista at your ship. Just an FYI.
best doctor everwell I am not heading to where he is anyway, he is in the lamia city isn't he?... Since I'm the doctor if this goes well does that mean that my first companion is a dragon?
This has gotten so bizarre.... Since I'm the doctor if this goes well does that mean that my first companion is a dragon?best doctor ever
Since the humans seem to have split, this should hopefully get very interesting soon.And totaling the tread in two days wasn'tThis has gotten so bizarre.... Since I'm the doctor if this goes well does that mean that my first companion is a dragon?best doctor ever
Huh, it was like that for ages, and i always thought it was on purpose...Haha :P, he's pointing out that you spelt trail (a path through the woods) instead of trial (A challenge).Oh.
I find most trails to be trials, but they do officially mean different things.
well, I fixed it.
Once again your, uh, Randvatar is showing nothing at all. Are you sure there's not some broken images?I've been meaning to look into it.
Better make that hatch elevator proof, too.Why?
I've seen a grand total of two episodes of Dr. Who*, so I'll take your word for it.best doctor everwell I am not heading to where he is anyway, he is in the lamia city isn't he?... Since I'm the doctor if this goes well does that mean that my first companion is a dragon?
I've seen a grand total of two episodes of Dr. Who*, so I'll take your word for it.
*I've been meaning to get into Dr. Who, but I don't really have time. Or access to Dr. Who episodes.
No. Sadly.I've seen a grand total of two episodes of Dr. Who*, so I'll take your word for it.Do you have Netflix? They have most of the seasons, and even some of the movies/Old episodes
*I've been meaning to get into Dr. Who, but I don't really have time. Or access to Dr. Who episodes.
If so then watch the x-files and firefly at the same time.What, How, and Why?
If so then watch the x-files and firefly at the same time.
But... the faces! and the angst! and the ceiling pencils!
WOO! I think I'm the first normal dwarf to kill someone! YAY.
Use Bunnydwarfs blood to heal legs, then build ladder down to next cavern layer.
Also, we can become priests of the gods now? Does that come with certain powers? Because I was thinking about my dwarf worshiping Xantalos (even though he hates me :P) even before that, could I then be his first priest/prophet at some point?
Definitely spawn as floating guts this time, be super creepyDang it, sorry.
((Missed my turn, :())
Also, we can become priests of the gods now? Does that come with certain powers? Because I was thinking about my dwarf worshiping Xantalos (even though he hates me :P) even before that, could I then be his first priest/prophet at some point?Kinda, yeah.
the power of being the first human.Take it from me, that doesn't work.
The axeposter charges the derail!Get away from the derail train!
The derail leaps out of the way!
The axeposter collides into an obstacle! x32
WHY IS IT IN YELLOW?
I have an idea for mastahcheese. How about making it so that every time people make witty post about derail, then witty post about witty post etc., their character dies. No saving throw.It would be a massacre.
This would depopulate game completely between turns though, so is not possible. D:
It would be blue. I am pretty sure.WHY IS IT IN YELLOW?
WHY IS THIS IN CAPS?
Because I think that's what the message would colored in Dwarf Fortress.
KEEP DIGGING THEN.(3) You blast the ground!
(4+1) and (4) The two of you try to hear the whisperings, it gets louder, but you still can't make it out.Keep working on stone magic. see if i can figure out who is whispering and say hi.
Notice the shiney thing, try to figure out what it is.(4) You look at the shiny object, you've never seen one before.
Take a sip of something that isn't Zustashmabdug Thunen, to stay drunk, lengthen the first ladder to a new, more appropriate height, so as to be able to investigate my Elevator Ladder, and see if I can't repair the elevator, using the bones of any corpse I find on the way.(5) You get Drunk again, and fix the ladder, then go over and see your totaled elevator. You head down to it to see if it's salvageable.
Call all the cavern creatures to help me build a legendary dining room. ALL of them.(4) You call out, and more crundles answer your call! Maybe it's just them?
Drive that yak downstairs.(1) You try to drive the yak out, and it fights back! You both tumble out of the Gurdwara!
Summon a golden hatch on the entrance to the Great Golden Gurdwara. Lock it. With a golden lock built into the hatch.
Wait a bit more. Examine Golden thing by feet. Send one of the guards to ask what the holdup is / why there's a massive hole in the ground/ why there isn't a trade depot(1) You start yelling incomprehensively at your guards for answers, and the golden thing slides down into the hole, taking you with it!
Use Bunnydwarfs blood to heal legs, then build ladder down to next cavern layer.(6) Your legs are perfectly healed! You start on a new ladder!
KEEP TRYING TO MAKE A COPPERGEM PIIIICK! Infuse it with a little of my dust.(4) You create the coppergem pick!
Summon all the ghosts to ANNOY EVERYONEQ(4) WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME
Give Xantalos a boost up to help him reach the top of the cavern(1) The weight of Xantalos crushes you! You can't lift him!
Build a small hut, with wind!(6) You try to build a hut. Out of wind. In midair. While flying. Somehow this works.
Go to the humans in the wilds.(3) Sensing a new power in the world, you make a harsh turn around, and fly off! There is a dragon behind you.
Attack.
Create a jetstream to a random civ (other than lamia) and ride it(6) You rocket into the sky! You zip forward to the south, and you see a golden-haired dwarf flying in the same direction. Strange.
Destroy the tentacle Lamia. That shit is creepy. If I have time (And I do) Make the Tardis!(1) You walk up to it, just in time for the time field to wear off!
Tell humans to build farms and basic stone houses/walls.(3) You get to work on a basic industry and living conditions for your village.
Find more humans. Create a town.(2) You find plenty of humans, they are working for Glloyd and poketwo.
create a thriving farming town farther away from the other human kingdom and attract more humans with the power of being the first human. Also take my science machine with me.(6) You build some sweet wheels you roll your science tank on out of there like a total boss.
Drat. Build a sail on my ship and a windmill to power it.(5) You add a sail to your ship and a windmill to... wait, does that even work?
portal both ships to the fort and get it right this time(2) You fail to cast your portal spell.
Ask death to play the game of life, THEN RESPAWN AS A DRAGON AND START EATING THE HUMAN KINGS(4) You pester Death some more and walk out, you wake up in a field.
Quickly kick death in the nuts and run out of the afterlife to return as a powerful vengeful ghost.(1) Death smacks you in the face without even looking up. You would be dead now, but you're dead.
Definitely spawn as floating guts this time, be super creepy +2(5+2) You are so unbelievably creepy that words cannot describe your creepiness.
Mastahcheese, since you didn't say what I was, I'm assuming I'm a dragon.Actually, if you checked the dragons spoiler, you're already in there.
EDIT: Also, I'm a sun dragon. I use the power of the sun to burn my foes.
Attempt to preach to glowing dwarf, but travel along the jetstream in preference
You forgot my +2 for the missed action the previous turn.*Facepalm*
Keep working on stone magic. Keep trying to say hi to the voices.
1) Spawn as a swamp planet.
2) Have a few trillion native sentients building star destroyers.
So Mastahcheese I think you told us you would give us relative powerlevels of all players?
Whats the uh...whats the skinny on that?
EDIT: Also I was looking through the thread and found this1) Spawn as a swamp planet.This action got a 5, and you said it worked, but you weren't putting it on the map....does this mean when we get to the space age we can visit (and possibly wage war upon) Planet Flabort?
2) Have a few trillion native sentients building star destroyers.
I've been really busy, so I had no time, and then I got distracted by other stuff, so I forgot. But the reason you'd be disappointed is because you yourself are just a mostly normal dwarf, the only powers you have are from the armour you wear.Yeah, a mostly normal dwarf who's kicked 100% more ass and done a bunch more crazy shit then any other mostly normal dwarf.
I.... had totally forgotten about this.
In that case, yes.
*Wakes up sweating*squidgen hacks the derail in the lower body with his *adamantine battle axe* and the severed part flies of in an arc!The derail vomits x8The spinning !!sanity!! strikes the derail in the lower body, bruising the guts! The derail looks sick!Thread cancels derail: Interrupted by !!sanity!!Powder Miner fires a stern message!Mastahcheese is going to strangle you to death if you keep up with that.The thread collides with an obstacle! The topic takes the full force of the blow! The severed part flies off in an arc!The Thread skids across the ground! x3Mastahcheese been workin' on the RAAAAAILROAD, all the live-long day!!The Thread collides with an obstacle!I'M WORKING ON IT.
The Thread is flung off the tracks!
(you're derailing the thread)
(stoppit)
The stern message hits the topic in the derail!
The derail is lightly wounded!
The derail retches x10
The derail has been struck down
Okay, now we're finished.
OH, what's that? That's right. EAT YOUR HEART OUT FREEFORM I JUST SIGGED A WHOLE PAGE
But yeah, I got halfway though the update, and then I had to take care of some stuff, so I'm finishing it now.
Just a teaser, though.
Stuff just got real.
Also, I need to send the gods some PMs now.
Go wherever is least insane at the present moment.You're already dead.
Not according to the turn before last, and the last turn I was absent for.Go wherever is least insane at the present moment.You're already dead.
*Checks*I'm not sure about that part, or whether I'm a wizard, or both.
Oh, you're an elf? Forgot about that.
According to my info, you're an elf right now, because your wizard form exploded in a massive fireball on the moon.*Checks*I'm not sure about that part, or whether I'm a wizard, or both.
Oh, you're an elf? Forgot about that.
Ah. The whole part about walking out of the afterlife confuses me. I assume I don't get to keep my wizard powers, then?According to my info, you're an elf right now, because your wizard form exploded in a massive fireball on the moon.*Checks*I'm not sure about that part, or whether I'm a wizard, or both.
Oh, you're an elf? Forgot about that.
No.Ah. The whole part about walking out of the afterlife confuses me. I assume I don't get to keep my wizard powers, then?According to my info, you're an elf right now, because your wizard form exploded in a massive fireball on the moon.*Checks*I'm not sure about that part, or whether I'm a wizard, or both.
Oh, you're an elf? Forgot about that.
Remuthra - your avatar has always made me uneasy, but I only just realised it changes whenever I refresh the page.Yep, I actually use an avatar rotater. You just never noticed, because the selection pool is all stock footage of fedoras.
You sneaky hat!
Lies! One is a tophat!Remuthra - your avatar has always made me uneasy, but I only just realised it changes whenever I refresh the page.Yep, I actually use an avatar rotater. You just never noticed, because the selection pool is all stock footage of fedoras.
You sneaky hat!
That's Descan's hat. It gets a special place in my hatvatar collection.Lies! One is a tophat!Remuthra - your avatar has always made me uneasy, but I only just realised it changes whenever I refresh the page.Yep, I actually use an avatar rotater. You just never noticed, because the selection pool is all stock footage of fedoras.
You sneaky hat!
But it is a top hat.Hat rascism much?
No, its just that you said they where all fedoras.I accept all suitably classy headgear. It just so happens that the tophat is the only one that isn't a stock photo of a fedora. I also derail threads to talk about hats.
Did someone say derail?The attack is deflected off the +Derail Leather Cap+!
Squidgen strikes the derail in the upper body with a xxderail corpsexx bruising the left lung!
Squidgen grabs the derail in the teeth with his left lower leg!Derails have teeth?!?!
I thought thats what the claws where for.
Its better than derailing them to talk about airships or quality of life in the USSR.What's wrong with airships?
Nothing, but debating over them makes for derails.Its better than derailing them to talk about airships or quality of life in the USSR.What's wrong with airships?
Oh! While I am at it:Oh yes, please while your at it please spoiler something that burns my eyes. Very helpful.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Looks like your eyes have beenOh! While I am at it:Oh yes, please while your at it please spoiler something that burns my eyes. Very helpful.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
What the hell is that?!It's the commemorative bump image, but badly edited to look like the GM's avatar.
Whats wrong with the space between its arms?The original Y U NO image creator didn't bother to color in the space between the arms, so why should I?
Good point. Also, whats with the face?
And it seems to be missing something...
There!I choose both.
(http://i.imgur.com/NV8fOJB.jpg)
And fedora edition.
(http://i.imgur.com/wfTSfCx.jpg)
What is wrong with that fedora? Did xantalos get to it?What's wrong with my sparkly red fedora? It is my favorite fedora to use for miscellaneous purposes, and is the standard icon to represent the nation/planet/moon/etc of Hatvia.
It just looks like its at the wrong angle.That's because I copied it in from the first sparkly red stock fedora I found. I take shoddy pictures seriously.
And its a tiny bit too shiny.
can I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
can I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
No problem.can I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
Ice cream cows riding in black sedans.
PROBLEM HAS BEEN INSERTEDcan I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
Ice cream cows riding in black sedans.
PROBLEM HAS BEEN INSERTEDcan I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
Ice cream cows riding in black sedans.
Fluxed.
PROBLEM HAS BEEN INSERTEDcan I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
Ice cream cows riding in black sedans.
I just got beat down to a pulp!
Hardcover, or paperback?PROBLEM HAS BEEN INSERTEDcan I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
Ice cream cows riding in black sedans.
I just got beat down to a pulp fiction!
Go away, or I shall beat you down into a PULP FICTION!
PROBLEM HAS BEEN INSERTEDcan I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
Ice cream cows riding in black sedans.
I just got beat down to a pulp!
Go away, or I shall HUG you because I love you.
Hardcover, or paperback?PROBLEM HAS BEEN INSERTEDcan I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
Ice cream cows riding in black sedans.
I just got beat down to a pulp fiction!
Go away, or I shall beat you down into a PULP FICTION!
Oh no!Hardcover, or paperback?PROBLEM HAS BEEN INSERTEDcan I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
Ice cream cows riding in black sedans.
I just got beat down to a pulp fiction!
Go away, or I shall beat you down into a PULP FICTION!
Neither... I prefer Hardback.... AND IT'S SCInillating-FIction!
Oh no!Hardcover, or paperback?PROBLEM HAS BEEN INSERTEDcan I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
Ice cream cows riding in black sedans.
I just got beat down to a pulp fiction!
Go away, or I shall beat you down into a PULP FICTION!
Neither... I prefer Hardback.... AND IT'S SCInillating-FIction!
This is a masterful marble engraving. On the engraving is an image of a poster and a derail. The derail is laughing. The poster is making a plaintive gesture. This relates to the unsuccessful slaying of George the derail on August 31st by Coolrune206 the poster.Oh no!Hardcover, or paperback?PROBLEM HAS BEEN INSERTEDcan I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
Ice cream cows riding in black sedans.
I just got beat down to a pulp fiction!
Go away, or I shall beat you down into a PULP FICTION!
Neither... I prefer Hardback.... AND IT'S SCInillating-FIction!
Coolrune206 Strikes the derail in the lower body, and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The derail has been struck down
This is a masterful marble engraving. On the engraving is an image of a poster and a derail. The derail is laughing. The poster is making a plaintive gesture. This relates to the unsuccessful slaying of George the derail on August 31st by Coolrune206 the poster.Oh no!Hardcover, or paperback?PROBLEM HAS BEEN INSERTEDcan I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
Ice cream cows riding in black sedans.
I just got beat down to a pulp fiction!
Go away, or I shall beat you down into a PULP FICTION!
Neither... I prefer Hardback.... AND IT'S SCInillating-FIction!
Coolrune206 Strikes the derail in the lower body, and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The derail has been struck down
No, it's more like begging for mercy.This is a masterful marble engraving. On the engraving is an image of a poster and a derail. The derail is laughing. The poster is making a plaintive gesture. This relates to the unsuccessful slaying of George the derail on August 31st by Coolrune206 the poster.Oh no!Hardcover, or paperback?PROBLEM HAS BEEN INSERTEDcan I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
Ice cream cows riding in black sedans.
I just got beat down to a pulp fiction!
Go away, or I shall beat you down into a PULP FICTION!
Neither... I prefer Hardback.... AND IT'S SCInillating-FIction!
Coolrune206 Strikes the derail in the lower body, and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The derail has been struck down
I'm pretty sure plaintive gesture means flipping them off, right?
No, it's more like begging for mercy.This is a masterful marble engraving. On the engraving is an image of a poster and a derail. The derail is laughing. The poster is making a plaintive gesture. This relates to the unsuccessful slaying of George the derail on August 31st by Coolrune206 the poster.Oh no!Hardcover, or paperback?PROBLEM HAS BEEN INSERTEDcan I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
Ice cream cows riding in black sedans.
I just got beat down to a pulp fiction!
Go away, or I shall beat you down into a PULP FICTION!
Neither... I prefer Hardback.... AND IT'S SCInillating-FIction!
Coolrune206 Strikes the derail in the lower body, and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The derail has been struck down
I'm pretty sure plaintive gesture means flipping them off, right?
No, it's more like begging for mercy.This is a masterful marble engraving. On the engraving is an image of a poster and a derail. The derail is laughing. The poster is making a plaintive gesture. This relates to the unsuccessful slaying of George the derail on August 31st by Coolrune206 the poster.Oh no!Hardcover, or paperback?PROBLEM HAS BEEN INSERTEDcan I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
Ice cream cows riding in black sedans.
I just got beat down to a pulp fiction!
Go away, or I shall beat you down into a PULP FICTION!
Neither... I prefer Hardback.... AND IT'S SCInillating-FIction!
Coolrune206 Strikes the derail in the lower body, and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The derail has been struck down
I'm pretty sure plaintive gesture means flipping them off, right?
Well, just because I can, QUOTE PYRAMIDDDDD!!!
Mastahcheese will probably QUOTE this.
No, it's more like begging for mercy.This is a masterful marble engraving. On the engraving is an image of a poster and a derail. The derail is laughing. The poster is making a plaintive gesture. This relates to the unsuccessful slaying of George the derail on August 31st by Coolrune206 the poster.Oh no!Hardcover, or paperback?PROBLEM HAS BEEN INSERTEDcan I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
Ice cream cows riding in black sedans.
I just got beat down to a pulp fiction!
Go away, or I shall beat you down into a PULP FICTION!
Neither... I prefer Hardback.... AND IT'S SCInillating-FIction!
Coolrune206 Strikes the derail in the lower body, and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The derail has been struck down
I'm pretty sure plaintive gesture means flipping them off, right?
Well, just because I can, QUOTE PYRAMIDDDDD!!!
Mastahcheese will probably QUOTE this.
It's a forum game! How derailed can we get the quote pyramid before mastahcheese finds and sigs it!
Heheh.No, it's more like begging for mercy.This is a masterful marble engraving. On the engraving is an image of a poster and a derail. The derail is laughing. The poster is making a plaintive gesture. This relates to the unsuccessful slaying of George the derail on August 31st by Coolrune206 the poster.Oh no!Hardcover, or paperback?PROBLEM HAS BEEN INSERTEDcan I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
Ice cream cows riding in black sedans.
I just got beat down to a pulp fiction!
Go away, or I shall beat you down into a PULP FICTION!
Neither... I prefer Hardback.... AND IT'S SCInillating-FIction!
Coolrune206 Strikes the derail in the lower body, and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The derail has been struck down
I'm pretty sure plaintive gesture means flipping them off, right?
Well, just because I can, QUOTE PYRAMIDDDDD!!!
Mastahcheese will probably QUOTE this.
It's a forum game! How derailed can we get the quote pyramid before mastahcheese finds and sigs it!
This derailed
"So I was playing minecraft, yeah, and I thought of elephants. Then one appeared in front of me and said
"HO YEAH BABAY LET'S PAYTAH!"
It was that day I stopped playing the old version of DF and got the new one without evil elephants"
Added to The Pyramid Of Cheese BaitingHeheh.No, it's more like begging for mercy.This is a masterful marble engraving. On the engraving is an image of a poster and a derail. The derail is laughing. The poster is making a plaintive gesture. This relates to the unsuccessful slaying of George the derail on August 31st by Coolrune206 the poster.Oh no!Hardcover, or paperback?PROBLEM HAS BEEN INSERTEDcan I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
Ice cream cows riding in black sedans.
I just got beat down to a pulp fiction!
Go away, or I shall beat you down into a PULP FICTION!
Neither... I prefer Hardback.... AND IT'S SCInillating-FIction!
Coolrune206 Strikes the derail in the lower body, and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The derail has been struck down
I'm pretty sure plaintive gesture means flipping them off, right?
Well, just because I can, QUOTE PYRAMIDDDDD!!!
Mastahcheese will probably QUOTE this.
It's a forum game! How derailed can we get the quote pyramid before mastahcheese finds and sigs it!
This derailed
"So I was playing minecraft, yeah, and I thought of elephants. Then one appeared in front of me and said
"HO YEAH BABAY LET'S PAYTAH!"
It was that day I stopped playing the old version of DF and got the new one without evil elephants"
Why do only Escaped Clowns write books in the world of DF?
This is a masterwork microcline engraving. It shows a GM surrounded by players. The GM is making plantative gestures. This relates to the insesant nagging to update from the players of roll to die/revive/dwarf/derail to mastahcheese, the GM in August of 2013.
Added to The Pyramid Of Cheese BaitingHeheh.No, it's more like begging for mercy.This is a masterful marble engraving. On the engraving is an image of a poster and a derail. The derail is laughing. The poster is making a plaintive gesture. This relates to the unsuccessful slaying of George the derail on August 31st by Coolrune206 the poster.Oh no!Hardcover, or paperback?PROBLEM HAS BEEN INSERTEDcan I put my scyther sworde, witch is a combination of swarm and horde. they can just fly over things like barricades and such, and can rip of the armor with their weapons.
Ice cream cows riding in black sedans.
I just got beat down to a pulp fiction!
Go away, or I shall beat you down into a PULP FICTION!
Neither... I prefer Hardback.... AND IT'S SCInillating-FIction!
Coolrune206 Strikes the derail in the lower body, and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The derail has been struck down
I'm pretty sure plaintive gesture means flipping them off, right?
Well, just because I can, QUOTE PYRAMIDDDDD!!!
Mastahcheese will probably QUOTE this.
It's a forum game! How derailed can we get the quote pyramid before mastahcheese finds and sigs it!
This derailed
"So I was playing minecraft, yeah, and I thought of elephants. Then one appeared in front of me and said
"HO YEAH BABAY LET'S PAYTAH!"
It was that day I stopped playing the old version of DF and got the new one without evil elephants"
Why do only Escaped Clowns write books in the world of DF?
This is a masterwork microcline engraving. It shows a GM surrounded by players. The GM is making plantative gestures. This relates to the insesant nagging to update from the players of roll to die/revive/dwarf/derail to mastahcheese, the GM in August of 2013.
Better be careful with it. Quote pyramids are not something to be trifled with lightly.
Says the people who got warned/temp banned after that one pentaquote pyramid.
It was much bigger than this one, but still.Says the people who got warned/temp banned after that one pentaquote pyramid.
I didn't hear about that. I'll spoiler the quote pyramid to avoid annoying people.
Oh for crying out-Take yer time.
Really guys? My power went out from an electrical storm, and this is what I always get back too.
Also, one does not simply sig pages for the sake of sigging pages.
It's already really late where I'm at, but I'll try to update tonight. If I can't then I'll do it when I can.
Oh for crying out-
Really guys? My power went out from an electrical storm, and this is what I always get back too.
Also, one does not simply sig pages for the sake of sigging pages.
It's already really late where I'm at, but I'll try to update tonight. If I can't then I'll do it when I can.
The only way to get nice neat ones is to just quote empty quotes. Or one line text quotes... Herm...I'm tempted to help test that.
Looks like we're already starting it.The only way to get nice neat ones is to just quote empty quotes. Or one line text quotes... Herm...I'm tempted to help test that.
No, I don't think we are.Looks like we're already starting it.The only way to get nice neat ones is to just quote empty quotes. Or one line text quotes... Herm...I'm tempted to help test that.
Too bad :3Looks like we're already starting it.The only way to get nice neat ones is to just quote empty quotes. Or one line text quotes... Herm...I'm tempted to help test that.
No, I don't think we are.Looks like we're already starting it.The only way to get nice neat ones is to just quote empty quotes. Or one line text quotes... Herm...I'm tempted to help test that.
I was the burial chamber :D. Your pyramid will never function now!
I was the burial chamber :D. Your pyramid will never function now!
That's not a fedora... That's... A TOP HAT.
Fixed- Awww, you spoilered it too :PI was the burial chamber :D. Your pyramid will never function now!
That's not a fedora... That's... A TOP HAT.DUNN DUNN DUNNNNNNNNNNN!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Treacherous tophats, sneaking in an uncharacteristically huge image resolution.Fixed- Awww, you spoilered it too :PI was the burial chamber :D. Your pyramid will never function now!
That's not a fedora... That's... A TOP HAT.DUNN DUNN DUNNNNNNNNNNN!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
...Even. Yup. That works. Really well, actually.I sabotaged your sabotage.No, I don't think we are.Looks like we're already starting it.The only way to get nice neat ones is to just quote empty quotes. Or one line text quotes... Herm...I'm tempted to help test that.
*Gets out measuring tape*I don't think that has any effect at all, to be honest....Even. Yup. That works. Really well, actually.I sabotaged your sabotage.No, I don't think we are.Looks like we're already starting it.The only way to get nice neat ones is to just quote empty quotes. Or one line text quotes... Herm...I'm tempted to help test that.
But what happens with a line on top and two on the bottom?
*Gets out measuring tape*I don't think that has any effect at all, to be honest....Even. Yup. That works. Really well, actually.I sabotaged your sabotage.No, I don't think we are.Looks like we're already starting it.The only way to get nice neat ones is to just quote empty quotes. Or one line text quotes... Herm...I'm tempted to help test that.
But what happens with a line on top and two on the bottom?
Yep, pretty much.This would work best if each person had one line before the quote and one line after.I don't think that has any effect at all, to be honest....Even. Yup. That works. Really well, actually.I sabotaged your sabotage.No, I don't think we are.Looks like we're already starting it.The only way to get nice neat ones is to just quote empty quotes. Or one line text quotes... Herm...I'm tempted to help test that.
What's a rail?*Gets out measuring tape*I don't think that has any effect at all, to be honest....Even. Yup. That works. Really well, actually.I sabotaged your sabotage.No, I don't think we are.Looks like we're already starting it.The only way to get nice neat ones is to just quote empty quotes. Or one line text quotes... Herm...I'm tempted to help test that.
But what happens with a line on top and two on the bottom?
This would work best if each person had one line before the quote and one line after.
Also, this has to be the most-derailed thread ever.
Also, this needs an OOC thread. Seriously.I'm seriously considering it.
Go on a trek for the fabled ores of old. An UNDERGROUND trek.(5) You head east out of the mountain homes, in search of fabled ores!
Journey away from the Mountainhomes via caves, and bring my crundles with me.(6) You follow Powder Miner, and a horde of crundles comes to your side!
Use any leftover blood to mass-produce bloodspawn(3) You make another bloodspawn.
Fix elevator, or make a new one if it's unsalvageable. Use any body parts, wood, or ores nearby to do this. Make sure it can't just climb ladders, but also move along the ground horizontally. And bridge gaps on it's own.(5+1) You make a Dwarven Mobility Unit!
Cast Gilan's Golden Shackles to bind the yak!(4) You lock up the Yak, and make a front door... hatch, on your house.
Return to the Gurdwara, then add the lockable golden hatch to the entrance.
(1+1) You try to talk to the voices, but they don't change.Keep working on stone magic. Keep trying to say hi to the voices.
Convince the ghosts to start murdering people.(3) The ghost watches you intently.
Touch it. Try to activate it. Or something.(4) The artifact begins glowing!
KEEP DIGGING(3) You blast the ground!
Get out from under Xantalos and dig into the side of the caverns, so we can keep going UPWARDS(3) You make a spot where you can get back to digging!
Jump up into the cavern ceiling and continue tunneling up!(2) Your companion is in the way!
Attempt to preach to glowing dwarf, but travel along the jetstream in preference(2) You try to talk to him, but are distracted by his wanton destruction.
You forgot my +2 for the missed action the previous turn.(4+?) As the pair of you pass over the Lamias Capital, you fire a powerful beam of energy at them! You can't hear the Dragon over the sound of your awesomeness.
Fire a strong beam of energy at the Lamia village.
Match speed with the dragon, and listen.
Declare wind hut aviation capital of wizard land, and it's name is Bill, then go to mountain homes.(2) The wind hut disappears. So you head back.
Portal both ships to the dwarf homes get it right this time(1) You summon a portal! You have no clue as to where you are, now. Or where your ships are.
Re-summon my golem fleet.(1) You seem to have trouble finding water.
Stop the tentacle Lamia from doing anything further. Then make the Tardis.(2) You try to stop it, but a giant beam of energy falls from the sky and blasts it!
If attacked, then use tentacles to assimilate attacker. Otherwise, more mind control! I will have a giant metal cephalopod!(5) A giant beam of energy hits you from the sky! You begin flashing violently and transforming!
create kingdom.(6) You head out and form your own kingdom, forget these jerks!
Now go and create a prosperous town and arm my tank with sweet weapons(6) You build up your city!
Establish friendly trading relations with the nearby settlement, and work on advancing our technology.(2) Everybody is too busy making towns to listen to you!
Move around the caverns. Begin eating biomater. Asexually reproduce myself.(1) You stumble across a very motley crew.
Well then, I'm gonna go eat the humans. And burn them alive.(4) You take flight! You still don't know where you are!
Punch nearest tree into a workshop.(4) You offend nature! But it works!
Ask death to return to the world of the living as his servant, to kill more people and bring them to the afterlife.(2) He points out that he installed a revolving door for a very good reason, and tells you to get out.
SigAsk death to return to the world of the living as his servant, to kill more people and bring them to the afterlife.(2) He points out that he installed a revolving door for a very good reason, and tells you to get out.
Everyone should try and group together to make this easier for cheese to draw.Actually, you guys are so close to the dwarves now that I draw you as one picture, and then split it.
We're so goddamn close!After the meeting of you guys with the dwarves, then that battle/interaction will decide if the mountain homes make it into the next age.
Also, when do you expect the new systems to cone into game effect?
I already have plans for the confrontation of Kj1225 and Xantalos. And they will be gay/cliche.My plan may surprise you then.
Does it involve fighting Kj1225?You'll see.
I kind of want to trade plans just to find out.Nope. I keep plans secret.
Ok, here's what's going to happen.You'll be surprised, then.
GWG will get into a fight with Xantalos, as always.
Xantalos will DESTROY EVERYTHING, as always.
Remuthra will be insane, as always.
And Kj will be creepy in his creepy ways, as always.
That about sum it up?
Dorisdorf, that is fantasticThat sort of skill is why I love the internet and well people in general.
LEARN STONE MAGIC.
That is an impressive drawing and I wonder why more people haven't emmigrated to the fort.I think the reason for the lack of migrants is the massive hole at the front gates.
Summon Golden Guns, golden weapons which summon high-velocity golden projectiles aimed at people, and distribute them amongst the dwarves.
Summon a Golden Gattler, a big gattling Golden Gun, and install it atop the Great Golden Gurdwara.
While I'm at it, summon some more Golden Guardians and station them at various points in the fortress.
Convince the ghosts to combine their powers with my int a massive energy blast to wreck the mountain homes.
Quick MSpaint here.This is awesomesauce.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yes indeed.Quick MSpaint here.This is awesomesauce.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Quite an ☼Art☼ ;DYes indeed.Quick MSpaint here.This is awesomesauce.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Or at least +Pixel Art+Quite an ☼Art☼ ;DYes indeed.Quick MSpaint here.This is awesomesauce.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Did I just get a upgrade? YES!
Use newly acquired energy to evolve to this form:
A living virus in the shape of a human. I can eat organic things, and gain capabilities based on that which I eat. Anything I eat, I can mimic, and I gain the memories. Said mimicking and memories are perfectly accurate to the point that nobody could tell the difference. I regenerate from wounds, but consume bio-mass(gotten from eating) to do so. Also, I can do things like throw around tanks and run up skyscrapers. Oh, and I weigh about a quarter ton.
Whatever floats your floating GUTSSsss...ome...body called... me?
and then he rolls a 1 :pCONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE UPGRADED TO A VIRUS IN THE SHAPE OF A SQUIRREL. YOU CAN EAT ACORNS AND GAIN FAT CELLS BASED ON HOW MANY YOU EAT. YOU HAVE THE POWER OF INTERPRETIVE DANCE AND OTHERS CANNOT TELL SAID DANCE MOVES FROM ACTUAL TALKING. YOU REGENERATE FROM DISAPPOINTMENT BUT CONSUME FUR TO DO SO. ALSO YOU CAN THROW TWIGS AND RUN UP TREES. AND YOU WEIGH ABOUT A POUND.
I think there are more derail posts than actual RTD posts at this point.Pretty much, yeah.
Art for the Art throneThis is going on the OP.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
So tell me, at this point do you just delay shoving out turns so you can watch the interesting?Hey, Mastahcheese is a cat, not an evil mastermind.
Art for the Art throneThis is going on the OP.Spoiler (click to show/hide)Does anyone know the code to resize something?
Found it
Art for the Art throneThis is going on the OP.Spoiler (click to show/hide)Does anyone know the code to resize something?
Found it
Maybe we should all just draw stuff in paint instead of killing derails.
Nah, that's crazy.
Well we already are insane here lets do itArt for the Art throneThis is going on the OP.Spoiler (click to show/hide)Does anyone know the code to resize something?
Found it
Maybe we should all just draw stuff in paint instead of killing derails.
Nah, that's crazy.
It is indeed most mentally deranged. You are a madman for suggesting it.
So tell me, at this point do you just delay shoving out turns so you can watch the interesting?No, I delay putting out turns because, believe it or not, this stuff is hard work, and I'm incredibly lazy.
Hey, Mastahcheese is a cat, not an evil mastermind.On the internet, nobody knows you're a cat.
Well, That makes slightly more sense and may be even worse.So tell me, at this point do you just delay shoving out turns so you can watch the interesting?No, I delay putting out turns because, believe it or not, this stuff is hard work, and I'm incredibly lazy.
I spend most of my free time sitting by my window, and yelling loudly at passer-bys.
The front page banner is squished verticallyIs that better?
Build a wall. Then advance human technology.attacking this guy.
PM them?Good idea
I swear, killerhellhound, if you roll another 1 and mess me up again, I'm going to conjure a series of golems. Around you. Hostile golems. Also, possibly a ballista.*Checks turn info to see what he got.*
Also, MASTAHCHEESE JUST LET ME BE A STONE MAGE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.Do you remember how hard it was for KJ? and he's an actual wizard, not some hack dwarf.
Those VTOLs in my game can blow Cromwell Jackson out of the sky if I want them to...
Just kidding. :P
I posted but okay.That was last turn's action.
Name hut Bill, declare aviation capitol of wizard land, fly to mountain homes.
Sorry I missed that one. Keep flying.I posted but okay.That was last turn's action.
Name hut Bill, declare aviation capitol of wizard land, fly to mountain homes.
This is the most recent turn. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=127328.msg4563498#msg4563498)
Has to be said:Thats just bad.
That action is so last turn.
That's just hilarious. I lol'ed.Has to be said:Thats just bad.
That action is so last turn.
Your sig is right, mastahcheese. I wanna see those awesome mechanics in play now.I have most of them done, but I'm having a bit of difficulty with what to do about people who aren't in control of a civ.
Do I sense a sigged?That's just hilarious. I lol'ed.Has to be said:Thats just bad.
That action is so last turn.
Your sig is right, mastahcheese. I wanna see those awesome mechanics in play now.I have most of them done, but I'm having a bit of difficulty with what to do about people who aren't in control of a civ.
All the rules for mass-scale combat are finished, but I have 28 players, so clearly I still need rules for small scale encounters.
Nah, I'm trying to ease off.Do I sense a sigged?That's just hilarious. I lol'ed.Has to be said:Thats just bad.
That action is so last turn.
Nah, I'm trying to ease off.Do I sense a sigged?That's just hilarious. I lol'ed.Has to be said:Thats just bad.
That action is so last turn.
And oh gosh, now we'll have civs of golems and crundles. Now I realized that my mass-combat rules don't cover things that don't have weapons very well now. Or non-humanoids, in general.
You mean like Star Wars?
Also, can you share your Mass Combat Rules? We could help. If we get sleep.
You mean like Star Wars?
Also, can you share your Mass Combat Rules? We could help. If we get sleep.
Psh. I'm talking about actual space wizards, not things practically identical to wizards in every way that are in space.
You mean like Star Wars?
Also, can you share your Mass Combat Rules? We could help. If we get sleep.
Psh. I'm talking about actual space wizards, not things practically identical to wizards in every way that are in space.
((I was thinking about later (assuming I survive that long) that I would commission a ship that used tech from my power armor, other assorted wonders and enchantments by a thousand wizards in its construction. It would be the flagship of the dwarves/Gia in general. Also I would look into getting that sun-elemental to power it. Somehow.))
If action is late/unavailable, assume I keep digging.You are going to get everyone killed and I'm glad my protal ability is in the toilet other wise I would be there and about to die
Knowing my luck recently I'll portal there and have a giant worm right in front of me selling the remains of the fortAt an amazing price! only £99 plus shipping and your firstborn son!
I have most of them done, but I'm having a bit of difficulty with what to do about people who aren't in control of a civ.
All the rules for mass-scale combat are finished, but I have 28 players, so clearly I still need rules for small scale encounters.
Kj1225 rolls over in his sleep and mumbles something along the lines of 'Smite the Sayian.'.
No. Because Using the OP unit is just going to make me an ass.
I doubt that Mastahcheese will work that into the mechanics.No. Because Using the OP unit is just going to make me an ass.
Really, I could fairly quickly be taken down by a 2 or 3 dragons. The only reason I could beat regular armies is because of Super Saiyan power levels making me immune to arrows/bullets.
Can't update tonight, maybe tomorrow.Urgh!
Well depending on what made him Oh Snap you actually MIGHT be dying :PCan't update tonight, maybe tomorrow.Urgh!
I'm ... dying!
Just kidding. :P
Mastahcheese, what will happen to magic and such when we reach the space age? Generally, it just goes bye-bye, but it would be interesting to see a sci-fi setting featuring wizards.Magic will start to fade away long before the space age is reached, but don't worry, there will always be some still floating around here and there.
You mean like Star Wars?Not really, magic isn't powered by microbes, otherwise Arch would be a lot more powerful.
Also, can you share your Mass Combat Rules? We could help. If we get sleep.
Oh come on, I'm already making the TARDIS. Not like the space age is that far away.Yeah, that has nothing to do with the Space Age, I've already figured out how the Tardis will work. And you shall be disappoint.
A new dwarf strolls into the fortress's caves.You have pretty horrible timing, you know that?
Is what happens that everyone rolls a 1 or 6?Not everyone, just the wrong people rolled the exact wrong ones at the exact wrong time.
Mastahcheese, whatever happens, just remember....my power armor gives me a +3 bonus to not dying horribly :POh, I know. You'll need it.
Yeah, you can't stop a bullet. Or very much, for that matter.Really, I could fairly quickly be taken down by a 2 or 3 dragons. The only reason I could beat regular armies is because of Super Saiyan power levels making me immune to arrows/bullets.I doubt that Mastahcheese will work that into the mechanics.
I'm pretty sure you have flight and laser beams, and that's about it in IRTD/R/D/D
Did both me and Xantalos roll a 6?Your anger looks a little faded. Maybe you should take a trip to the Magma Tailor and make a nice new =Anger=?
The magma snake strikes the Earth in the Crust with the xAngerx!
The severed part flies off in an arc!
Not really, magic isn't powered by microbes, otherwise Arch would be a lot more powerful.Weren't midichlorians just indicators of Force sensitivity?
Yeah, you can't stop a bullet. Or very much, for that matter.Really, I could fairly quickly be taken down by a 2 or 3 dragons. The only reason I could beat regular armies is because of Super Saiyan power levels making me immune to arrows/bullets.I doubt that Mastahcheese will work that into the mechanics.
I'm pretty sure you have flight and laser beams, and that's about it in IRTD/R/D/D
Really, you're a glass cannon, don't go crazy if you enjoy living very much.
That sounds about right :PYeah, you can't stop a bullet. Or very much, for that matter.Really, I could fairly quickly be taken down by a 2 or 3 dragons. The only reason I could beat regular armies is because of Super Saiyan power levels making me immune to arrows/bullets.I doubt that Mastahcheese will work that into the mechanics.
I'm pretty sure you have flight and laser beams, and that's about it in IRTD/R/D/D
Really, you're a glass cannon, don't go crazy if you enjoy living very much.
So I'm pretty much a 2 or 3 ranged unit with +1 or 2 when I attack a unit, but -1 or 2 when a unit attacks me?
Wow, there are a lot of people who joined with no name while I wasn't looking.Well, how do you expect the GM to add tension if there aren't any redshirts to add to the body count?
What of artillery, or seige weapons? What of special units? What happens if we shift to a range-centric system?They work on slightly different rules, that are still being perfected, but mostly work like other units.
For that matter, what if we bring dragons or wizards or other...unconventional units into the battle?I'll handle that as we go along.
Can't update tonight, maybe tomorrow....
I was just answering questions!YES
I'm working on it right now!
Pulling up my paint programs...
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I'm working on it!
I was just answering questions!YES
I'm working on it right now!
Pulling up my paint programs...
Loading random.org...
I'm working on it!
fuck I carnt see cause I'm at school and the pictures wont load will post action tonight if the world isnt exploded
Make mobility units for any other productive dwarf who asks for one, and travel along in mine gathering wood and corpses and ore.(1+1) Nobody asks for one! And you can't find any good materials, what with the huge distraction.
Continue activating the ?artifact?(4) The artifacts begins to send swirling light out around you!
Climb out of the hole, dragging the gold thing with me if possible.(6) You pull that strange thing up with you, it's solid gold!
Summon Golden Guns, golden weapons which summon high-velocity golden projectiles aimed at people, and distribute them amongst the dwarves.(2) You hear a deafening roar! You can't focus!
Summon a Golden Gattler, a big gattling Golden Gun, and install it atop the Great Golden Gurdwara.
While I'm at it, summon some more Golden Guardians and station them at various points in the fortress.
Also, create the Golden Gate Bridge, a gold bridge with a gate on it to get across that nasty hole.
(2+1) The voice suddenly shouts at you to dig deeper!LEARN STONE MAGIC.
Convince the ghosts to combine their powers with my int a massive energy blast to wreck the mountain homes.(6) You blast the wall with the rage of an entire herd of fallen elephants! AN AQUIFER HAS BEEN BREACHED
Absorb my Blood-Spawns to obtain Blood Magic.(5) Unfortunately, you can't use the suit like that, but you do make a nice depot.
Make a trade depot for that poor, poor merchant.
Keep digging.(6) HOLY-
Have him get out the way, then go onto the platform thing and keep tunneling up.(5) RRRRRHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Start tunneling up out of Xantalos's way(2) Xantalos kicks you out of the way! He breaks through!
Keep flying.(6) You arrive at the mountain homes. Oh, what a lovely day.
Wobble my guts friendly at the elf, then look with suspicion at the horde of crundles(3) The dwarves and crundles trample the elf to death, so you go ahead and eat it, and follow them.
The floating guts follows the horde of crundles because of curiousity
Tell my crundles to not kill the floating guts, and then look to see if they have hands that can use tools. If they do, continue to travel and teach them to use tools. If not, grant them the gift of opposable thumbs, with my beard.(2) You trample over the elf and keep going, your beard is being fussy again.
Ask if they've seen any fabled ores of old.(4) The guts can't talk, and the elf is dead, but you're sure you're on the right path!
Thank kj1225 the greatest of gods for the assist and expand the Lamia kingdom after building my fucking Tardis.(4) You head home and start building a big blue box.
Use newly acquired energy to evolve to this form:(2) Like a super-dwarven blast of pure energy would be expected to do to a mass of viral growth, you die.
A living virus in the shape of a human. I can eat organic things, and gain capabilities based on that which I eat. Anything I eat, I can mimic, and I gain the memories. Said mimicking and memories are perfectly accurate to the point that nobody could tell the difference. I regenerate from wounds, but consume bio-mass(gotten from eating) to do so. Also, I can do things like throw around tanks and run up skyscrapers. Oh, and I weigh about a quarter ton.
Continue flying, listening to the dragon.(4) You are learning of the glories of KJ the first. You have become a Disciple of KJ the first!
Continue flying to the humans, preach on the way.(6) You suddenly are grateful that you aren't near the mountain homes, you don't know why. You think the dwarf is getting the idea of what you're saying, and you can see the kingdoms in sight.
Advance my technology while expanding the settlement(2) You are distracted as you watch the other two kingdoms start a fight!
MY CITIZENS, YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ATTACK TT'S CAMP, SHOW HIM NOT TO MESS WITH ME. RARGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(6) You call upon your armies and have them charge!
Build a wall. Then advance human technology.(6) You raise up the wall just in time! You'll have to fight before you can improve your tech!
Establish a base camp.(1) You put the tree back up!
Oh well. Summon a blast of light to figure where I am, then fly over to the human settlement. Make no move to attack.(5) You find the humans! It looks like a fight's about to go down...
Summon golem (with wheels instead of feet) to carry me to the Mountainhomes.(1) You try to make a vehicle, it's instantly portaled away by killerhellhound.
Begin construction of high-speed wheeled vehicle.
Stomp and curse and tell my companion "This doesn't happen to me normally" Then portal to the mountain homes(4) You successfully reach the mountain homes! Along with some junk.
Mumble angrily and return to the world of the living for vengeance(3) You walk out, bitterly.
A new dwarf strolls into the fortress's caves.(1) You have horrible timing.
Wait, did we both portal there?Nope, he only warped himself.
Wait, did we both portal there?Nope, he only warped himself.
FTFYWait, did we both portal there?Nope, he only warped himself.
AND MY STUFF. >:(
Supplement that by observing the tech that the other humans use in battle.You see? This is how you tech in this game.
FTFYWait, did we both portal there?Nope, he only warped himself.
AND MY STUFF. >:(
portal in some defenders maybe these guys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM4oiPnsrnk&list=LLtyqJ41SPX4TcSZBymBmfCQ&feature=mh_lolz)Can't watch... mentioned my problem with videos before.
Wait, mastahcheese said what I summoned was was transported by you. Was it to the Mountainhomes?Yes.
Wait, mastahcheese said what I summoned was was transported by you. Was it to the Mountainhomes?What did you make I think it got broke other wise I dont see it
Didn't remurtha make it so EVERYONE needed to wear a hat?Indeed I did.
That reminds me where is my hat (I got when I entered this world) and where is my gas mask (summoned on the boat trip)Didn't remurtha make it so EVERYONE needed to wear a hat?Indeed I did.
Cool!Build a wall. Then advance human technology.(6) You raise up the wall just in time! You'll have to fight before you can improve your tech!
(http://i1325.photobucket.com/albums/u623/mastahcheese/bonus52a_zps57d935dc.png) (http://s1325.photobucket.com/user/mastahcheese/media/bonus52a_zps57d935dc.png.html)
Didn't remurtha make it so EVERYONE needed to wear a hat?I'm wearing a yellow top hat studded with citrines, you just can't see it under my hood.
I WEAR NO HAT! I SCORN YOU REMUTHRA!!!SMITE.
In other news:
Suddenly get the idea moving to higher ground is a good idea.
Ask trader if he has any extremely large corks.
*Looks back through thread*WORSHIP THE POWER OF THE HATGOD.
Wait a second... Nobody ever put a hat on me, and I didn't put it there ether. It just appeared there. I have been wearing a hat made of imagination this whole time.
...But if everything has to wear a hat why dont you have one also
ENTROPY, BITCHES
Hats are awesome.I agree
Because awesome hair....But if everything has to wear a hat why dont you have one also
ENTROPY, BITCHESHats are awesome.I agree
Eldritch abominations have horrible hair. Which is proof that Darnos should stop trying to be a hairdresser.Because awesome hair....But if everything has to wear a hat why dont you have one also
ENTROPY, BITCHESHats are awesome.I agree
Wrong game, GWG.Eldritch abominations have horrible hair. Which is proof that Darnos should stop trying to be a hairdresser.Because awesome hair....But if everything has to wear a hat why dont you have one also
ENTROPY, BITCHESHats are awesome.I agree
The mantle is covered by the crust. Therefore Gia's crust is literally Xantalos' hat, and he's currently boring a hole through his own clothes.So if he leaves the crust then he gets struck down for not wearing a hat
The joke was based on the idea that Darnos did the hair of--you know what, it was a pretty weak joke to begin with.Wrong game, GWG.Eldritch abominations have horrible hair. Which is proof that Darnos should stop trying to be a hairdresser.Because awesome hair....But if everything has to wear a hat why dont you have one also
ENTROPY, BITCHESHats are awesome.I agree
The derail strikes the topic with an *abomination hair cloak*!
The derail strikes the topic with an *abomination hair cloak*!
What derail? We were just discussing the nature of our character's hats, and because one of the gods is a god of hats, it is completely on topic.
For a while, I made sure everyone had a hat, then it became tedious and I'm lazy.Didn't remurtha make it so EVERYONE needed to wear a hat?Indeed I did.
The mantle is covered by the crust. Therefore Gia's crust is literally Xantalos' hat, and he's currently boring a hole through his own clothes.This is pretty hilarious, I've already figured out the specifics of Xantalos' imprisonment, because it's plot relevant, but this is hilarious.
I don't need a hat!!!!!!This is quite logical, particularly since KJ is opposed to Remuthra as the gods of day and night, respectively, so offending Remuthra is par to your course.
1) As a dragon GWG should favour me
2) as the first priest EVAR (of KJ) HE should protect me too
3) GWG and KJ were on decent terms so there should not be a big problem with 1 and 2 both being true
I need no hat because son of Xantalos.I like how Xantalos has now become a noun, verb, and adjective within this game.
OOC, I need no hat because Xantalos.
For instance: I'm about to Xantalos the mountainhomes.
Mainly because they weren't more proactive about digging downward.
Siggin'.I'm about to Xantalos the mountainhomes.SOOOOOOOO glad I did not end up there
Knew it.Siggin'.I'm about to Xantalos the mountainhomes.SOOOOOOOO glad I did not end up there
For instance: I'm about to Xantalos the mountainhomes.That's a verb mainly because derm isn't playing.
No, to derm is to violently explode the object of dermification. Xantalosing is specifically targeting life forms.For instance: I'm about to Xantalos the mountainhomes.That's a verb mainly because derm isn't playing.
sigNo, to derm is to violently explode the object of dermification. Xantalosing is specifically targeting life forms.For instance: I'm about to Xantalos the mountainhomes.That's a verb mainly because derm isn't playing.
sigNo, to derm is to violently explode the object of dermification. Xantalosing is specifically targeting life forms.For instance: I'm about to Xantalos the mountainhomes.That's a verb mainly because derm isn't playing.
Yes I stole someone elses sig that's happened to me heapssigNo, to derm is to violently explode the object of dermification. Xantalosing is specifically targeting life forms.For instance: I'm about to Xantalos the mountainhomes.That's a verb mainly because derm isn't playing.
aww I wanted to sig that
You really can both sig it.
You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!
Maybe now we should rename the thread "Get your sigs here! (Oh and we also have some sort of RTD here.)"
We make serious fun out of random commentsYou really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!
Dont know why but I want to sig this now
"(Illustrated) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/ and Derail, apparently. Now with free sigs!"Stole this.
Do you really need the link AND the clickable banner in your sig?Yes, if you disable sig pictures in your forum profile settings, then the banner won't show up.
Suddenly get the idea moving to higher ground is a good idea."erm.... I'll just check....."
Ask trader if he has any extremely large corks.
Suddenly get the idea moving to higher ground is a good idea."erm.... I'll just check....."
Ask trader if he has any extremely large corks.
((caravan inventory, please.))
Just try to barter with junk and I'll roll to see if you have it. Unless it's clearly in the wagon's picture. Like underground plants, I think I put some of those in there.Suddenly get the idea moving to higher ground is a good idea."erm.... I'll just check....."
Ask trader if he has any extremely large corks.
((caravan inventory, please.))
"Houston, the Snake has breached"Dorsid are you Roleplaying things from RTDs in the bedroom again?
"Houston, the Snake has breached"Dorsid are you Roleplaying things from RTDs in the bedroom again?
We talked about this man, its uncool.
Especially when you talk about it in the actual RTD.
Like what I'm doing right now.
So uncool.
But it supports layers.i think.It does, that's why I'm trying to switch.
I have a different, less complicated tool for layer support :P.What is it?
Boop. (http://pixlr.com/)I have a different, less complicated tool for layer support :P.What is it?
Boop. (http://pixlr.com/)I have a different, less complicated tool for layer support :P.What is it?
There's three separate programs there, it seems. Which are you suggesting?Boop. (http://pixlr.com/)I have a different, less complicated tool for layer support :P.What is it?
I thought it was just different versions of the same version. I only ever clicked on the first one.Boop. (http://pixlr.com/)I have a different, less complicated tool for layer support :P.What is it?
There's three separate programs there, it seems. Which are you suggesting?
Ah.Just try to barter with junk and I'll roll to see if you have it. Unless it's clearly in the wagon's picture. Like underground plants, I think I put some of those in there.Suddenly get the idea moving to higher ground is a good idea."erm.... I'll just check....."
Ask trader if he has any extremely large corks.
((caravan inventory, please.))
QUICK! SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING SIGGABLE SO WE LIVE UP TO EXPECTATIONS!
The forum is depending on it.
"Well we do have dat one ale. The one that's the best ale ever created ever. Or you could take the Gurdwara" BFEL then points to the giant golden eyesore sticking out of the mountain.Ah.Just try to barter with junk and I'll roll to see if you have it. Unless it's clearly in the wagon's picture. Like underground plants, I think I put some of those in there.Suddenly get the idea moving to higher ground is a good idea."erm.... I'll just check....."
Ask trader if he has any extremely large corks.
((caravan inventory, please.))
"I might have one of those. Can't be bothered to check right now. And you. What've you got? Something worth the wait? Mined any precious gems? Minerals? Made any cool stuff? Brewed any ale? Or beer? Found any exotic underground plants?"
Commence barter.
A certain wizard feels an inexplicable urge to drop a sharp golden brick on one of the dwarves' heads. Huh.Well maybe if a certain wizard were using their powers to stop the flood, maybe one of the dwarves wouldn't have to sell off his house :P
A certain wizard feels an inexplicable urge to drop a sharp golden brick on one of the dwarves' heads. Huh.Well maybe if a certain wizard were using their powers to stop the flood, maybe one of the dwarves wouldn't have to sell off his house :P
This isn't proper dwarven foreclosure! Nothing is exploding or on fire!A certain wizard feels an inexplicable urge to drop a sharp golden brick on one of the dwarves' heads. Huh.Well maybe if a certain wizard were using their powers to stop the flood, maybe one of the dwarves wouldn't have to sell off his house :P
Ladies and gentlemen, dwarven foreclosure!
I refer you to my good friend the Mantle Snake.This isn't proper dwarven foreclosure! Nothing is exploding or on fire!A certain wizard feels an inexplicable urge to drop a sharp golden brick on one of the dwarves' heads. Huh.Well maybe if a certain wizard were using their powers to stop the flood, maybe one of the dwarves wouldn't have to sell off his house :P
Ladies and gentlemen, dwarven foreclosure!
No one told the wizard about the flood. He's a Gold Wizard, not an Omniscience Wizard.
Well maybe if a certain wizard were using their powers to stop the flood, maybe one of the dwarves wouldn't have to sell off his house :PSig.
I've lost countBecause you're "A dirty sig addict".
Someone clearly should make "Roll to Sig" forum game. :PI would, but I'm already running three.
Suggestion games or roll to sig games?
Just you wait...by the time you find that ore and return, a certain wizard will probably have flooded the market with gold.
"Oh, gold ore? Stick it in this gold trashcan."
*looks back at pictures*That's the general plan.
Waitwaitwaitwait. It looks like the best course of action is to... DO NOTHING. (Except get to higher ground. And the giant cork is probably a good idea.) The water will wash the mantle snakes back into the magma, it will cool, and we get two brand new obsidian snake statues.
NOTHING CAN GO WRONG!!
No one told the wizard about the flood. He's a Gold Wizard, not an Omniscience Wizard.And yet he sensed that his homeowner status was in danger. So I suppose he is only a Nigh-Omniscient Wizard? :P
Or he ran out of things to do and decided to start preparing for potential threats. Hence why the biggest gun would be on the outside of the Gurdwara, useless against the Magma Worms.And naturally foreclosure was top of the list of "threats"
Wow, the amount of siggable material in this thread is quickly reaching dangerous levels. TAKE COVER, THE SIGSPLOTION IS COMING!Reactor shielding failing captain! Hull breaches on decks seven and nine!
Whatever happened to Kj1225's concubine? Also did the whole of the Lamia civ die or what?1: That was disgusting and horrible and we all wanted it to go away and it did.
Wait, the god had a concubine? I missed that bit.
I should probably tell them that the mutant menace died shouldn't I?And get a new concubine.
((Just realized you still have me as on the dragon's coast in the spoiler))Thanks for reminding me, I'm actually working on the update now, and so it'll be fixed when it's posted.
GGGGGRRRAAAAH
CALL UPON XANTALOS THE DEVOURER TO GRANT ME POWER AND BEGIN MASSACRING EVERY NONMAGMASERPENT I SEE
BECAUSE FUCK THEM FOR NOT DIGGING DOWN SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO TUNNEL THROUGH ALL THAT
UPWARDS WE GO, HA HAHA HA HAA(4) You fire an Eldritch Magma Blast at Dansmithers! He is sent flying!
OBEY.(2) You try to go deeper! You begin plummeting down the ladder!
portal in some defenders maybe these guys(4) You try to summon a specific type of ally, but get some generic mage-guardian golem instead.
Use my long dead elephant powers to undergo asexual reproduction to become TWO yaks.(2) You are in awe of the wave of water before you! The ghosts seem to have left you.
Quickly trade at depot if one of the dwarves wants to trade. (keep the solid gold thing though!)(1) You can't cross the hole that's still there. And that wizard might be trouble. It's that jerk again.
If not, or after trading, exit with caravan.
Commence barter.
Create a new civilization,The Luketopian union, grab a weapon and attack the guards.(6) You swoop down and steal a weapon! With the guard still attached!
"ONE SHALL STAND!"(3) You channel the power of your Maker! Your God protects you against this Eldritch abomination! You are unharmed!
Channel the soul of GreatWyrmGold, The Dragon!
S***. Ride the mobility unit upwards and away from the water. Closed to the GGG, if need be. Carve stone spikes and attach them to the MU, in case a certain serpent can climb ladders.(2) Water crashes down on the MU! You are rocketed downward!
Summon Golden Guns, golden weapons which summon high-velocity golden projectiles aimed at people, and distribute them amongst the non-drown-worry dwarves.(3) You summon a Golden Gun, but as you head down to give it to someone, find that your destination is inaccessible.
Summon a Golden Gattler, a big gattling Golden Gun, and install it atop the Great Golden Gurdwara.
While I'm at it, summon some more Golden Guardians and station them at various points in the fortress above the new waterline.
Create the Golden Gate Bridge, a gold bridge with a gate on it to get across that nasty hole.
Suddenly get the idea moving to higher ground is a good idea.(4) If, by large cork, you mean the trade wagon, then yes.
Ask trader if he has any extremely large corks.
"Well we do have dat one ale. The one that's the best ale ever created ever. Or you could take the Gurdwara" BFEL then points to the giant golden eyesore sticking out of the mountain.
OBEY THE VOICES AND RUN!(5) You somehow manage to slide past everyone before the water hits and make it down the ladder!
Breath out a massive shadow sphere(Using shadow bonus also night bonus, and also underground bonus i assume?) and, combine it with artifact's power(does artifact gives bonus?), then fire it all at the Mantle Snake(s) in the combined blast.(3+3 Shadow Charge+1 Night bonus+ ?Artifact= Total of 7?) You unleash an almighty wave of power at the foes! But the smaller one gets in the way and take the full impact!
Keep trying to teach the crundles to use tools. And also use my beard to see if there are any other cavern creatures out there.(4) The crundles are become more proficient with holding objects in their mouths. You can't really sense anything with all these people/crundles/guts floating around being noisy.
Attempt to asexually reproduce using excess biomass. Keep following the dwarf and the crundles(2) You don't have enough biomass.
Keep on marching to get FABLED ORE OF OLD!(4) You see something glittering in the dark up ahead!
Continue making my Tardis through magic and stuff.(4) You build a large blue box. It seems like a good place to start.
Continue flying towards the humans, create a tailwind(3) You fly up to see a battle ensuing.
Continue towards human civilizations, listening to the dragon.(5) You can also see the humans, you also see another dragon.
Hold back when arrived, and observe battle.
Continue to advance my technology! Supplement that by observing the tech that the other humans use in battle.(4) You watch the fight, and start taking notes!
Join the battle on Tavik Toth's side.(5) You fly in and enter the field!
First skirmishers attack while archers attack archers, then the mainline, then the spears attack with archers supporting all the way.
Let the enemy in between then have the entire army attack from both sides and the rear.
Use my elven powers to magick up some elven friends.(5) You summon some elves!
summon a mobile siege engine to take me to the Mountainhomes.(6) It's not just a siege engine, it's a flying siege engine!
Reappear in hell, conveniently next to adamantine.(1) You appear exactly where you want, you can even see the adamantine above you! Now if only you could reach it.
"And now you're all wet!"Wait blast WHAT wagon? The one that will form the cork of salvation from wetness? I THINK NOT.
Blast that wagon! Also keep praying.
I'm trying to get the update done because I will be gone for the next two days, so I'm trying to give this to you all so you don't go crazy while I'm not here waiting for an update.You're just provoking the crazy, you know.
Portal up to the golden house bring my protector with me.Ahem. You don't trespass on a wizard capable of turning your lower legs to gold and dumping you in a river.
Offer much golden stuffs for it.You're not planning to sell my stuff without asking, are you?
((I thought that escaping from a flood would be reason enough to go there))((Oh, that's you in the purple robe?))
Try to convert the humans to KJism, if one of the fighting sides does, and the other does not, join that side
Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?Death has some yummy fruit bowls.
"sorry. I can't get the golden stuff home without a wagon. Unless you're offering a golden wagon. And the awesome ale."And now you're all wet!"Wait blast WHAT wagon? The one that will form the cork of salvation from wetness? I THINK NOT.
Blast that wagon! Also keep praying.
Attempt to barter for wagon of corking. Offer much golden stuffs for it.
Also question: Where in the fort is that super sexy booze located? If it gives a bonus to stuff might have to drink some when corking time comes.
Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?Schrodinger
Schrödinger's Vitamin Pills.Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?Schrodinger
Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?Schrodinger
Well then go observe Xantalos. Go observe him REALLY REALLY hard.Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?Schrodinger
Soooo... If we observe the snakes, they die? I hate quantum snakes.
I approve of this plan as it involves a basic understanding of how Schrodinger's Cat actually orks!Well then go observe Xantalos. Go observe him REALLY REALLY hard.Soooo... If we observe the snakes, they die? I hate quantum snakes.Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?Schrodinger
Why GWG, I didn't know you waaagh an ork!I approve of this plan as it involves a basic understanding of how Schrodinger's Cat actually orks!Well then go observe Xantalos. Go observe him REALLY REALLY hard.Soooo... If we observe the snakes, they die? I hate quantum snakes.Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?Schrodinger
GreatWyrm's Drakonzy Boyz.Why GWG, I didn't know you waaagh an ork!I approve of this plan as it involves a basic understanding of how Schrodinger's Cat actually orks!Well then go observe Xantalos. Go observe him REALLY REALLY hard.Soooo... If we observe the snakes, they die? I hate quantum snakes.Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?Schrodinger
Soooo, Poketwo, Tavik, Gloid, none of the human kings want to listen to the dragon priest?You are no Dragon Priest! You don't even have the mask! :P
Soooo, Poketwo, Tavik, Gloid, none of the human kings want to listen to the dragon priest?Of course not. They're not dragons.
Lock the brakes on the MU. Use it as a cork, drop out the bottom, gather materials to reinforce it and improve it to the point that it can power through the water to it's source, even if it takes multiple turns.Erm, part of the corking plan involves the water putting out Xantalos....
Xantalos just came from a infinite pit to the center of the earth, that'd stop the water.Yes but that doesn't help us stop the water at its source.
Lock the brakes on the MU. Use it as a cork, drop out the bottom, gather materials to reinforce it and improve it to the point that it can power through the water to it's source, even if it takes multiple turns.Erm, part of the corking plan involves the water putting out Xantalos....
((Yes that's me))((I thought that escaping from a flood would be reason enough to go there))((Oh, that's you in the purple robe?))
Use my long dormat elephant powers to undergo asexual reproduction to become TWO yaks.
((Okay then. Just knock first or something. And don't put your feet on the furniture.))((Yes that's me))((I thought that escaping from a flood would be reason enough to go there))((Oh, that's you in the purple robe?))
Also question: Where in the fort is that super sexy booze located? If it gives a bonus to stuff might have to drink some when corking time comes.It's at the still, which is inaccessible because of the flood.
Why is one of the snakes listed as both healthy and dead?Because I failed.
Death has some yummy fruit bowls.Sigging.
If we observe the snakes, they die? I hate quantum snakes.Quantum snakes need to be a thing now.
Oh, yeah, I couldn't remember what I was wearing during the hat conversation. I took a closer look now, and apparently I have an adamantine cap, or maybe an iron helmet, on my head.It's just a blue hat. It's a floppy hat, that's probably made of pig tail fiber and dyed blue. It's unremarkable.
#lifecompleteWhy does everyone hashtag? #Meta
Wait a second; I just thought of a question. (Yep, right after your question-answering post. :P)We write books and get famous.
When magic is mostly gone, what happens to the wizards? Is it the downside of playing characters who are probably more powerful than dwarves, humans, and all the rest?
Wait a second; I just thought of a question. (Yep, right after your question-answering post. :P)You'll just have to see...
When magic is mostly gone, what happens to the wizards? Is it the downside of playing characters who are probably more powerful than dwarves, humans, and all the rest?
We use them to power a Death Star, obviously.Obviously.
Yes, it seems quite obvious now.We use them to power a Death Star, obviously.Obviously.
Use my long dormat elephant powers to undergo asexual reproduction to become TWO yaks.Use my long dormat elephant powers to undergo asexual reproduction to become TWO yaks.
The elephants frown upon those who are not bold.
There is a massive magma snake moving in down stairs as well as a flood and a tunnel to hell also downstairs and you are worried about me putting my feet on the furniture.((Okay then. Just knock first or something. And don't put your feet on the furniture.))((Yes that's me))((I thought that escaping from a flood would be reason enough to go there))((Oh, that's you in the purple robe?))
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.There is a massive magma snake moving in down stairs as well as a flood and a tunnel to hell also downstairs and you are worried about me putting my feet on the furniture.((Okay then. Just knock first or something. And don't put your feet on the furniture.))((Yes that's me))((I thought that escaping from a flood would be reason enough to go there))((Oh, that's you in the purple robe?))
GWG you are meant to be the sane one.
There is a massive magma snake moving in down stairs as well as a flood and a tunnel to hell.Actually, it's only a tunnel to the magma sea.
Hey, if putting your feet on the furniture helps you fight the magma snake, be my guest. But if not...do you have any idea how hard it is to wash gold cushions? Even harder than for normal couch cushions--you can't even pick them up without a struggle!There is a massive magma snake moving in down stairs as well as a flood and a tunnel to hell also downstairs and you are worried about me putting my feet on the furniture.((Okay then. Just knock first or something. And don't put your feet on the furniture.))((Yes that's me))((I thought that escaping from a flood would be reason enough to go there))((Oh, that's you in the purple robe?))
GWG you are meant to be the sane one.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.Sigged
It actually would be really easy since you only have to wipe it off once in a while.You're assuming that it's solid gold.
I don't recall that woven gold is particularly comfy either, especially when the stuffing us also gold.It actually would be really easy since you only have to wipe it off once in a while.You're assuming that it's solid gold.
It's not. It's gold weave. Solid gold furniture would be pretty uncomfortable.
I'm surprised that we haven't been attacked by goblins, with how much gold we have sitting on top of the mountainhomes.It's because I haven't needed to introduce any GM enemies yet, since you all do a pretty good job of killing each other already.
So if we work together you'll send undead hordes after us?I'm surprised that we haven't been attacked by goblins, with how much gold we have sitting on top of the mountainhomes.It's because I haven't needed to introduce any GM enemies yet, since you all do a pretty good job of killing each other already.
If you so much as try to work together to achieve a common goal, I'll murder you all. But that won't be necessary, as you guys will never get along.So if we work together you'll send undead hordes after us?I'm surprised that we haven't been attacked by goblins, with how much gold we have sitting on top of the mountainhomes.It's because I haven't needed to introduce any GM enemies yet, since you all do a pretty good job of killing each other already.
If you so much as try to work together to achieve a common goal, I'll murder you all. But that won't be necessary, as you guys will never get along.that is so cruel and true
I just thought of something, the gods' avatars are not aware of their divine nature right? so what happens if I convert KJ the wizard to the worship of KJ the god?Churcheption?
I just thought of something, the gods' avatars are not aware of their divine nature right? so what happens if I convert KJ the wizard to the worship of KJ the god?Well XantleSnake apparently worships Xantalos the Devourer. So apparently, not much.
By calling upon him to deal in the name of Xantalos?I just thought of something, the gods' avatars are not aware of their divine nature right? so what happens if I convert KJ the wizard to the worship of KJ the god?Well XantleSnake apparently worships Xantalos the Devourer. So apparently, not much.
Also I need to think up some way to engineer a meeting with XantalosOmnipitos (EXTREMELY RACIST LATIN for Xantalos god) that doesn't involve him smiting me....or at least delaying the smiting long enough for a proposition.
Well if the way the dragon became a priest is any indication it looks like no one actually KNOWS about the gods. So it looks like first I would need to find some way to BE AWARE YOU EXIST before we had any sexy bargains.By calling upon him to deal in the name of Xantalos?I just thought of something, the gods' avatars are not aware of their divine nature right? so what happens if I convert KJ the wizard to the worship of KJ the god?Well XantleSnake apparently worships Xantalos the Devourer. So apparently, not much.
Also I need to think up some way to engineer a meeting with XantalosOmnipitos (EXTREMELY RACIST LATIN for Xantalos god) that doesn't involve him smiting me....or at least delaying the smiting long enough for a proposition.
Which one are you again? I'll start being zealot of Xantalos and yelling about him.Well if the way the dragon became a priest is any indication it looks like no one actually KNOWS about the gods. So it looks like first I would need to find some way to BE AWARE YOU EXIST before we had any sexy bargains.By calling upon him to deal in the name of Xantalos?I just thought of something, the gods' avatars are not aware of their divine nature right? so what happens if I convert KJ the wizard to the worship of KJ the god?Well XantleSnake apparently worships Xantalos the Devourer. So apparently, not much.
Also I need to think up some way to engineer a meeting with XantalosOmnipitos (EXTREMELY RACIST LATIN for Xantalos god) that doesn't involve him smiting me....or at least delaying the smiting long enough for a proposition.
You hear a whispering from atop your head...Well if the way the dragon became a priest is any indication it looks like no one actually KNOWS about the gods. So it looks like first I would need to find some way to BE AWARE YOU EXIST before we had any sexy bargains.By calling upon him to deal in the name of Xantalos?I just thought of something, the gods' avatars are not aware of their divine nature right? so what happens if I convert KJ the wizard to the worship of KJ the god?Well XantleSnake apparently worships Xantalos the Devourer. So apparently, not much.
Also I need to think up some way to engineer a meeting with XantalosOmnipitos (EXTREMELY RACIST LATIN for Xantalos god) that doesn't involve him smiting me....or at least delaying the smiting long enough for a proposition.
The one in power armor.Which one are you again? I'll start being zealot of Xantalos and yelling about him.Well if the way the dragon became a priest is any indication it looks like no one actually KNOWS about the gods. So it looks like first I would need to find some way to BE AWARE YOU EXIST before we had any sexy bargains.By calling upon him to deal in the name of Xantalos?I just thought of something, the gods' avatars are not aware of their divine nature right? so what happens if I convert KJ the wizard to the worship of KJ the god?Well XantleSnake apparently worships Xantalos the Devourer. So apparently, not much.
Also I need to think up some way to engineer a meeting with XantalosOmnipitos (EXTREMELY RACIST LATIN for Xantalos god) that doesn't involve him smiting me....or at least delaying the smiting long enough for a proposition.
((I've got everybody's actions together, and the rolls done, but I don't feel like making the pictures. I think I'm losing a bit of the drive for this, and mostly have been thinking of other games I've been wanting to do. So sorry if updates take a while longer.))
If you do abandon it, sad as we'd all be, just let us know; we'll get over it.I'm not planning on abandoning it, I just need to slow down with it. (even though I've already got it on an abysmally slow update speed right now.)
And keep the setting preserved somewhere, maybe it can be the setting for a suggestion game in the future.
Hmm. Perhaps we need to simply move into the more streamlined phase of gameplay you've been talking about? Because right now you have something on the order of 20 players which is frankly insane, AND multiple combat systems AND civilization mechanics AND wizardry fucking everything up AND my shenanigans. Trust me, you're performing spectacularly.Yeah, it occurred to me that there are currently 2 separate battles and a flood going on in just the mountain homes.
And I think it's 28 players right now.That is one of the many reasons I respect you because while other GM's set a limit of 5 or 6 you go and wrangle 30 Mad sober bezerking dwarfs and make a masterwork artifact at the same time
That is one of the many reasons I respect you because while other GM's set a limit of 5 or 6 you go and wrangle 30 Mad sober bezerking dwarfs and make a masterwork artifact at the same timeI'm adding this to the commendations part of my sig, thank you for your kind words, sir.
Because your awesome :D
Just keep doing what you're doing. Only illustrate things that drastically change. IE the fortress and the battlefield.Well, the issue with that idea is that turns where nothing happens are pathetically easy to make. That picture where you first flew into the air? All I did was bucket-paint the sky blue, then copy-paste your character onto it. Took all of 5 seconds.
I don't think that it is a RTD by itself, it's more like random stuff to pass the time, it seems.Oh, ok, I'll guess I'll add random garbage to it, then.
Mandatory word: RTDception.
Dont forget SS13 or something. Afterall, you did miss that. :POh, right! Plus the robot army, with the most-likely-derelict Bay13 space ship floating out there.
the swamp planet Flabort,
Please no yellow. It is painful.Okay.
Well, that is slightly better, and slightly less murdering.Please no yellow. It is painful.Okay.
...Should "microcline" be a Bay12-specific alternate name for the color cyan in the bbcode thing?
I have an idea! Lets make a game about people dressed entirely in red or green shooting eachother!Until greenstarfanatic comes in and messes it up with his blue fetish.
All right!See all those white spots?
Hey other gods. See how black takes up most of the screen?
I win.
All right!Yup, you win all right. You win so hard inside that planet-prison of yours.
Hey other gods. See how black takes up most of the screen?
I win.
All right!Congratulations. You win all the nothing.
Hey other gods. See how black takes up most of the screen?
I win.
Exactly.All right!Congratulations. You win all the nothing.
Hey other gods. See how black takes up most of the screen?
I win.
(6.022*10^23)*0=0Exactly.All right!Congratulations. You win all the nothing.
Hey other gods. See how black takes up most of the screen?
I win.
Exactly.(6.022*10^23)*0=0Exactly.All right!Congratulations. You win all the nothing.
Hey other gods. See how black takes up most of the screen?
I win.
You won nothing.
And everything blacks out again. Someone flipped the off switch on the sun.As the sun blacks out, darkness is swift and instant.
And so the dragon's stomach screamed, and the humans squinted their eyes shut and covered their ears. When both were opened, they saw an island. A beautiful, glowing island. Welcome, to Aig
REMOVE ALL THE SHADES OF YELLOW CONTAINING LETTERING!12345
No. Now, if there was a fedora in there than perhaps.Too true.
Maybe mustachees could designate some of the drawing tasks to other willing players? I would help if my drawing skills didn't suck.Indeed.
WHOOO! UNMUTED BABY!You're stuck between a flood and an elevator, nice timing.
BLAST LASER DRAGON AGAIN(5) You blast him! He blasts back! Your companion is brought back to life!
THEN LEAP AT HIM AND DEVOUR HIM AFTER TEARING HIM TO SHREDS
OFFER UP THE CORPSE TO XANTALOS IF HE DIES FROM ATTACK
PRAY TO XANTALOS TO POWER UP MY KID TOO
HE'S A PRETTY COOL KID
Blast that wagon! Also keep praying.(4) You're having trouble holding him back! But Scionox is keeping you safe!
Portal up to the golden house bring my protector with me.(2) NNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Murder guard, fly towards battle.(5) You steal the guards weapon and throw him at the ground! Also you have bolts in your arms now, so you drop the weapon.
Attempt to barter for wagon of corking. Offer much golden stuffs for it.(3) He's currently preoccupied with being murdered.
Create the Golden Giving-Up-On-Alliteration Submersible, a vehicle capable of constantly refreshing the air inside of it and floating or sinking as required. It has weapons and armor, specifically Giant Golden Guns and thick gold plating.(3) You make an enclosed device that might be waterproof.
If successful, pilot the G.G-U-O-A.S. down through the flood of unusually viscous water.
Grab a crossbow from back of wagon. Point at the flying wizard. If threat proves ineffective, open fire on wizard. Order crossbow-armed guard to do the same..(4) You and your guard fire! It gets him in the arms!
Grab mah friend and get on the other side of that second ladder.(3) There's no time! You make haste by yourself!
Lock the brakes on the MU. Use it as a cork, drop out the bottom, gather materials to reinforce it and improve it to the point that it can power through the water to it's source, even if it takes multiple turns.(3) It's not enough! The water breaks through!
Use my long dormat elephant powers to undergo asexual reproduction to become TWO yaks.(4) You turn back into a yak!
Combine shadow breath(Still +1 bonus right?) with the power of ?artifact? again and create barrier around Dansmithers(or myself if mantle snake changes target) that protects and reflects attacks back to the attacker, then grab the artifact and if he's going outside, go outside as well, otherwise fly more or less safe distance from mantle snake(s).(3+1+?) You protect Dan from damage!
Sensing trouble at the Mountainhomes, control the strands of beard that I may or may not have left there, and order them to seal off the lower caverns where the snakes are. But make it water-passable.(2) You didn't leave any of your beard back at home.
Go back and aquire biomass(1) There's too many crundles in the way!
screw all y'all and your fighting(3) You head off without them.
i'm finding ore
Start by making the inside of it much larger than the outside. Then go out and tell the town that the mutant is dead.(2) You tell the villagers to chill, they don't listen.
Form an Elven settlement.(2) A nearby elf kicks some dirt. They seem confused. Suddenly a dragon and a dwarf fall out of the sky and kill two of your villagers!
(1) You fall out of the sky and crash into the forest!Try to convert the humans to KJism, if one of the fighting sides does, and the other does not, join that sideAid action.
If no-one takes me up on the offer, pop into the not-fighting kingdom, and start preaching
Continue, Don't let the enemy out-flank us!!!
Blind the enemy with the power of the sun(1) You blind yourself!
Use the notes I have taken to advance my technology! Implement that technology in my kingdom!(1) You are blinded by a flash of light!
Attack from both sides and behind now!
Ride siege engine towards Mountainhomes.(5) EFF YEAH!
Reveal that this entire time I've secretly been concealing a jetpack I invented. Take out the jetpack, fly up, and mine the adamantium.(1) You pull out your jetpack, and fly straight up the tube! The jetpack explodes, killing you instantly!
Spawn as a Battlemage of Force. These mages are specially trained for frontline combat, and wear armor and a mace designed to channel magic. Their magical capabilities revolve around pushing and pulling things, from yanking out someones intestines from their mouth, to pinching blood vessels shut. Location: Near battle. Do not participate in battle. Watch. If attacked, crush their lungs from the inside. MAGIC!(5) You find yourself at the top of a tall tower.
Also ask if he can make my armor airtight as well.It's artifact power armor, technically, it's space-worthy.
Digure out Stone Magic.You're currently drowning.
HURRAY!!!! Nevermind that part of the action then :PAlso ask if he can make my armor airtight as well.It's artifact power armor, technically, it's space-worthy.
I ROLL TO END THE GAME
You have no idea how committed to that he is.Digure out Stone Magic.You're currently drowning.
Are you sure this is your highest priority right now?
Beat the shit outta the shadow dragon, like Master said.Good minion.
I'd make a joke indicating an affirmative response, but Gamerlord has been looking into my comments for insults that aren't there lately, so: No, it probably isn't. Stone magic is one of the least useful magics he could learn, unless maybe he intends to petrify himself and later have someone un-petrify him.Digure out Stone Magic.You're currently drowning.
Are you sure this is your highest priority right now?
Stealgrab the wagon of corking and hitch a ride with GWG in the GUOAS. Also ask if he can make my armor airtight as well.Let him use the prototype. Teach him the controls, but don't go with--I don't have any SCUBA armor (sans BCD, fins, etc).
I ROLL TO END THE GAMEImpede action!
I cannot be blinded, as I have polarized eyes! Shoot all the foolish humans, for peace is great, while war is for gibbons. Yes. War is for monkeys.Send a Golden 'Gram, a message that can travel across and between worlds before giving a message to a select individual.
Maybe if I could find where I was, or if my status said something other than 'Healthy' I might have known. /grumblesYou have no idea how committed to that he is.Digure out Stone Magic.You're currently drowning.
Are you sure this is your highest priority right now?
(2) You try to go deeper! You begin plummeting down the ladder!And you did miss a turn with lots of flooding...
I'd make a joke indicating an affirmative response, but Gamerlord has been looking into my comments for insults that aren't there lately, so: No, it probably isn't. Stone magic is one of the least useful magics he could learn, unless maybe he intends to petrify himself and later have someone un-petrify him.Digure out Stone Magic.You're currently drowning.
Are you sure this is your highest priority right now?Stealgrab the wagon of corking and hitch a ride with GWG in the GUOAS. Also ask if he can make my armor airtight as well.Let him use the prototype. Teach him the controls, but don't go with--I don't have any SCUBA armor (sans BCD, fins, etc).
Work on a new, more successful Golden Giving-Up-On-Alliteration Submersible.I ROLL TO END THE GAMEImpede action!I cannot be blinded, as I have polarized eyes! Shoot all the foolish humans, for peace is great, while war is for gibbons. Yes. War is for monkeys.Send a Golden 'Gram, a message that can travel across and between worlds before giving a message to a select individual.
This one informs this Coolrune person that gibbons are apes, not monkeys.
I am a Sun-Dragon, you Chimpanzee!I cannot be blinded, as I have polarized eyes! Shoot all the foolish humans, for peace is great, while war is for gibbons. Yes. War is for monkeys.Send a Golden 'Gram, a message that can travel across and between worlds before giving a message to a select individual.
This one informs this Coolrune person that gibbons are apes, not monkeys.
Cannibalize the impromptu meteors.
JUST now noticed the title change :PWhy thank you!
Good job MC
The Walking Game (The Bold-Only Game): Introduction
You have just been dropped into a deep pit by some guards. Now why would that happen?
The Walking Game (The Bold-Only Game): Introduction
You have just been dropped into a deep pit by some guards. Now why would that happen?
Impede Action
Mine out to secret passage.
lets go north
Jump off the balcony and plummet to swift doom.
Climb wooden beams.All actions for the Walking Game must be in italics.
The Walking Game (The Bold-Only Game): Introduction
You have just been dropped into a deep pit by some guards. Now why would that happen?
And all the posts in bold before were for the Walking Game?The Walking Game (The Bold-Only Game): Introduction
You have just been dropped into a deep pit by some guards. Now why would that happen?
emphasis mine.
Technically, all those posts were actions for The Waiting Game.
Appear, Punch GWG in the face, run up the beam sideways, then ninja flip off. My death will most likely be quick.You appear in the Void with all the other posters, punch GWG in the face, then stand around wondering how to get to those beams.
Wonder why the All-Italics version is in bold.Appear, Punch GWG in the face, run up the beam sideways, then ninja flip off. My death will most likely be quick.You appear in the Void with all the other posters, punch GWG in the face, then stand around wondering how to get to those beams.
I know! I'll use someone's bones to make a rock-climbing tool! Snap Gwg's left and right arms off, fashion them into hooks, and climb.You do that, but there's nothing to climb in the Void.
Be aware of both worlds at once.Ooh, look, there's another game going on a few feet away.
Your ancient dragon magic causes Coolrune to stab himself in the foot with one of the bone claws.Wonder why the All-Italics version is in bold.Appear, Punch GWG in the face, run up the beam sideways, then ninja flip off. My death will most likely be quick.You appear in the Void with all the other posters, punch GWG in the face, then stand around wondering how to get to those beams.
Obliterate Coolrune.
Stab GWG in the face with the bone-claw. "THIS IS HOW IT JUST FELT"He's dead.
Leap into the void, for all emptiness leads to a new world. I hope.You're already in the Void. Turns out, it's just an infinity of falling.
No, because then it hat not been formed from the depths of the hat-iverseAnd all the posts in bold before were for the Walking Game?The Walking Game (The Bold-Only Game): Introduction
You have just been dropped into a deep pit by some guards. Now why would that happen?
emphasis mine.
Technically, all those posts were actions for The Waiting Game.
South.Nope, that's the East passage.
Edit: Wait, does that lead back to the original room?
"Hey, it's the dragon guy! I wanna make a helmet and chestplate this time!" Rip apart GWG, and make fancy armor out of his bones.
"Hey, it's the dragon guy! I wanna make a helmet and chestplate this time!" Rip apart GWG, and make fancy armor out of his bones.Retrokill Coolrune.
Sidekick Xantalos. "I am a servant of KJ. I have a bone to pick with Remurtha and by killing GWG I might awake him"You cannot contact Xantalos.
Respawn ontop of Xantalos. Facepunch him. Make a fancy bone helmet out of his skull after I rip it off.You cannot respawn.
Anyhow, head left/down.How?
Respawn. Respawn. Respawn. Respawn. Respawn.There is no respawn. There is only the Hallway.
Punch Xantalos, then run down the hallway.Xantalos is not here.
South.
Step around the corner. "Hello, God-Person."The God-Person starts running towards you!
Punch him in the face "GIVE ME MY DAMN BONE HELMET"He stabs you in the chest with something sharp. Suddenly, you're back in the white hallway.
Xantalos uses SUBMIT TO IRRESISTIBLE CLASS!
The REBELLION has been devoured.
Xantalos has become A THREAD MODERATOR IN THE SERVICE OF REMUTHRA!
Xantalos uses Banhammer on Hat!Xantalos uses SUBMIT TO IRRESISTIBLE CLASS!
The REBELLION has been devoured.
Xantalos has become A THREAD MODERATOR IN THE SERVICE OF REMUTHRA!
You succeed. You are blessed with a Banhammer.
Xantalos uses Banhammer on FLAMER!Xantalos uses SUBMIT TO IRRESISTIBLE CLASS!
The REBELLION has been devoured.
Xantalos has become A THREAD MODERATOR IN THE SERVICE OF REMUTHRA!
You succeed. You are blessed with a Banhammer.
FLAMER has been banned from Xantalos!
Xantalos makes FLAMER a type of hat!Xantalos uses Banhammer on FLAMER!Xantalos uses SUBMIT TO IRRESISTIBLE CLASS!
The REBELLION has been devoured.
Xantalos has become A THREAD MODERATOR IN THE SERVICE OF REMUTHRA!
You succeed. You are blessed with a Banhammer.
FLAMER has been banned from Xantalos!
BLAZERS have been born.Xantalos makes FLAMER a type of hat!Xantalos uses Banhammer on FLAMER!Xantalos uses SUBMIT TO IRRESISTIBLE CLASS!
The REBELLION has been devoured.
Xantalos has become A THREAD MODERATOR IN THE SERVICE OF REMUTHRA!
You succeed. You are blessed with a Banhammer.
FLAMER has been banned from Xantalos!
Coolrune206 Requests Unbanhammer, to be Xantalos's nemesis.
The GM can't reach you!Coolrune206 Requests Unbanhammer, to be Xantalos's nemesis.
Hats have been A THING Xantalos LIKES WEARING!You do so.
Xantalos uses UPKEEP THREAD FLOW!
Xantalos chills in SUBSERVIENT chair and CONTINUES THE EVENTS OF THE MAIN STORY!
Descend.They're on the other side of the chasm. How will you cross?
Why thanks.Hats have been A THING Xantalos EATS!You do so.
Xantalos uses UPKEEP THREAD FLOW!
Xantalos chills in AUTOCRAT chair and CONTINUES WATCHING THE EVENTS OF THE MAIN STORY!
WHAT BLASPHEMY IS THIS? I TOLD YOU TO GO MODERATE THE STORY, NOT DEFY ME.Why thanks.Hats have been A THING Xantalos EATS!You do so.
Xantalos uses UPKEEP THREAD FLOW!
Xantalos chills in AUTOCRAT chair and CONTINUES WATCHING THE EVENTS OF THE MAIN STORY!
Anyhow, use rocket boots!
Pick a direction and go walk down it!After walking down the passage a while, you find yourself in an ornate golden passage. It is very bright.
Then resume being dead.
Jump down the ravine and somehow land on Xantalos. Sqwish.You don't see anyone down there.
How does that happen?Stab GWG in the face with the bone-claw. "THIS IS HOW IT JUST FELT"He's dead.
"Hey, it's the dragon guy! I wanna make a helmet and chestplate this time!" Rip apart GWG, and make fancy armor out of his bones.Meddle not in the affairs of the dragon, for you seem to interpret meddling as stabbing and dragons are a lot better at it than you.
This is definitely the most-derailed thread ever. No contest.Yep.
It's glorious.This is definitely the most-derailed thread ever. No contest.Yep.
It's glorious.This is definitely the most-derailed thread ever. No contest.Yep.
But in any case...
Look around, where am I?
Look around, where am I?
And just to be sure...
Look around, where am I?
Put on awesome shades. Continue walking down.After a bit, you come upon an ornate throne room. On the throne sits a king in royal raiment, with a scepter of topaz.
Descend into ravine
Try to show that (I/we/you, I have no idea which to use) come in peace.You try to calm them while descending slowly to their level. They seem to calm down, and one squawks at you rather plaintively.
Examine surroundings.You are in the Void.
You are in a jail cell in the void.It's glorious.This is definitely the most-derailed thread ever. No contest.Yep.
But in any case...
Look around, where am I?
Look around, where am I?
And just to be sure...
Look around, where am I?
Explore the surrounding area, slowly.You are also in the Void. The GM wonders why the players can't grasp that there is nothing else in the Void but them.
Wait, I was talking about the guy in the bird place.I know.
You are now a player in a forum game on your own thread. I don't know what to say.Also, adding this to my commendations page.
((If there's nothing in the void, how is there a jail cell holding me?))((Because I imprisoned you so I could start this game. The Void contains only nothing; thus, the cell is made of nothing.))
Focus latent GM powers on destroying the jail cell with paradoxal reasoning.
The cell is made of nothing, I walk out of it.((If there's nothing in the void, how is there a jail cell holding me?))((Because I imprisoned you so I could start this game. The Void contains only nothing; thus, the cell is made of nothing.))
Focus latent GM powers on destroying the jail cell with paradoxal reasoning.
What GM powers?
You don't know how to walk through nothing. The only thing you learned was how to walk through air!The cell is made of nothing, I walk out of it.((If there's nothing in the void, how is there a jail cell holding me?))((Because I imprisoned you so I could start this game. The Void contains only nothing; thus, the cell is made of nothing.))
Focus latent GM powers on destroying the jail cell with paradoxal reasoning.
What GM powers?
Paradox achieved.
Who's GM now, Hat-boy?
Wait, are the strange creatures the other players? So the portal to the Void was just a portal to a different part of the void? I'M CONFUSED.You can't understand them!
Attempt to converse with strange creatures.
Greet king!The king laughs heartily and extends a hand.
Hold my breath.You pass out. You awaken inside a green-tinged room. An emerald fire crackles in the fireplace. There are two wooden armchairs. In one, an old woman in a shawl sits.
Grab the hand, I suppose?
JUGGLE THROWING STARS! There is no way this could possibly go wrong.You slip and cut off your ring finger. The creatures dive eagerly to feast upon the blood, forgetting their fear.
Attempt to jump out of the arena!You trip and fall with a crash. You hear some sort of commotion nearby.
Become leader of creatures. Bandage finger by slicing off part of sack and making into bandage.You still can't understand the creatures, but they return to their dwellings with you.
Free mastahcheese.How?
Be the shawled woman. greet MC and congratulate him.This isn't that kind of game!
Be a prisoner. Bemoan my predicament.
Be the warden. Laugh at the pitiful convicts.
Go Go Gadget jetpack!You pretend to have a jetpack. You continue to fall.
Seat myself at the other chair.The old woman greets yiu.
Destroy cage/bindings/etc.There's nothing there to destroy!
In that case, pick up mastahcheese and fly away.You can't figure out how to get through the bars.
Destroy cage/bindings/etc.There's nothing there to destroy!
But...You can't exactly destroy nothing, can you?Destroy cage/bindings/etc.There's nothing there to destroy!
Destroy bars!
Note that since nothing has stopped me from saving mastahcheese, nothing can stop me from rescuing mastahcheese.Your conclusion is valid. All you have to do is find a way to get rid of the nothing.
Acceptable conclusion?
Grab GWG and help him to his feetFate does not favor those without slant.
Grab GWG and help him to his feetHe's standing.
Arrive look around at the madness then help GWGYou encounter the same problems. Perhaps there is some way you can divert the nothing?
grab a rock and throw it at the nothing to make it somethingThere are no rocks in the Void.
If nothing can stop me, I can be stopped by nothing.Also an acceptable conclusion. Your point?
Acceptable conclusion?
Getting there.Nope. Just because you can be stopped by nothing doesn't mean you can only be stopped by nothing.
If I can be stopped by nothing, then I cannot be stopped by anything.
Acceptable conclusion?
However, "Nothing can stop me" means that everything cannot stop "me".Nobody's perfect.
Get that princess from the Neverending StoryNote that since nothing has stopped me from saving mastahcheese, nothing can stop me from rescuing mastahcheese.Your conclusion is valid. All you have to do is find a way to get rid of the nothing.
Acceptable conclusion?
Catch the throwing star and cut the nothing since it has no rezistence due to being nothing
The Waiting Game: Chapter 2: I mean it this time!
(http://s11.postimg.org/nab52fwf3/level21.png)
This is a suggestion game. It menaces with spikes of itallics-only.
In the year 51, the parasite game The Waiting Game learned the secrets of life and death.
>FTL report recieved.
> Access pic.drone1.0213
(http://s11.postimg.org/ie7iaqw9r/level_22.png)
>unstable surface, unsuitable
>continue
>FTL report recieved.
>Access pic.drone4.0424
(http://s11.postimg.org/70kyzjlr3/level23.png)
> detecting viable solar radiation for long-term orbit
> solid surface moon in orbit of gas giant
>ftldrive.disengage
>ftldrive.fuelcheck
>0.03 capacity. 0.2 parsec range.
>monitorprobe.select1.launch
>Recieving image.
(http://s11.postimg.org/ogf518kpr/ship21.png)
>damage allowable. FTL shield 81% structural integrity.
>cryochamber.wake.all
Sure Dorsi for copyright infringement.-snip-I CLAIM THIS POST AS THE SOVEREIGN PROPERTY OF THE CRAZY GOLD, DWARVEN EMPIRE.
That's Freecell. *glares*
97% win rate, with over 150 or so games played. It takes forever to increase my win rate by a single percentile.
:D
Respect the bloodline bro+9001
I ROLL TO END THE GAME(4) SUCK IT MOUNTAINHOME
jump into water and rescue drowning dwarves(1) You are blasted away from the mountain violently as it falls in on itself! Your bloodspawn is destroyed! Your suit is offline!
BLAST SHADOW DRAGON WITH MAGMA BREATH(4) You blast that dragon with the fury of your God-father! ...Your father being a god, not the other meaning of the word.
HAVE KID ATTACK SHADOW DRAGON IN TANDEM
>Create loads of mugs. FLOOD THE MOUNTAIN HOME WITH MUGS!(5) You create some many mugs it makes the flood worse! And then you are crushed under the weight of the mountain!
Beat the shit outta the shadow dragon, like Master said.(1) Your master's attack is so powerful it incinerates you!
teleport to the outside of the fort(4) You teleport into the Gurdwara, which crashes into you, leaving you in severe pain and injury!
Fly towards the huaman battle.(4) You get shot down!
Let him use the prototype. Teach him the controls, but don't go with--I don't have any SCUBA armor (sans BCD, fins, etc).(2) The mountainhome falls and knocks you out!
Work on a new, more successful Golden Giving-Up-On-Alliteration Submersible.
Get outta the water. THEN LEARN STONE MAGIC.(5) You manage to swim out of the water and are blasted to safety!
Carry on shooting the wizard in the back as he tries to flee.(4) You shoot him down!
RUN! AND TRY TO GET THE STONE TO SAVE MAh FRIEND!(6) You manage a super-dwarven feat of speed and grab your friend as he shoots out of the water!
Sacrifice myself to seal Xantalos in a laser-cage.(4) You entrap the serpent along with yourself!
Follow the powder person.(4) You follow, you start to hear something behind you.
Shrug with my guts and get going away from the mountainhomes(4) You also follow, and
Continue upon me quest for the FABLED ORES OF LEGEND AND OLD!(5) You can see a beautiful blue sheet of rock at your feet!
Get up, start preaching the word of KJ, must convert more than just one individual(2) You try preaching, but your comrade begins to murder your audience!
(3) You try to eat them, but are blasted to dust!Cannibalize the impromptu meteors.Blast him to dust if he tries. Avoid getting the dragon hit.
I cannot be blinded, as I have polarized eyes! Shoot all the foolish humans, for peace is great, while war is for gibbons. Yes. War is for monkeys.(1) OH GOD THE PAIN MY EYES OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY You incinerate yourself!
Use the notes I have taken to advance my technology! Implement that technology in my kingdom(6) You advance your settlement to the Copper Age!
continue attacking(6) You wipe out the remaining forces because I'm too lazy to finish the fight scene!
Wonder where my armor and mace went. Then magic a hole in the top of the tower by ripping out a chunk, then jump in using my magic to float down through reducing the force of the fall.(1) You can't find your armor! You blast a hole in the tower and plummet to your death!
Add ballistae to siege engine.(6) You improve your flying death engine!
Fly out the revolving door to the afterlife in my ghostly jetpack and slam into death. Grab his scythe and fly back out as a ghost with death's scythe and a jetpack.(?) Death stops you as you fly back in.
Teleport back home and patch myself up.
Continue being a destructive force bent on reducing the world to ashes.Temporarily leave the planet core and eat Pufferfish. Then return.
Screw this. I'm off."Hmm....Well I AM planning to get into business. The traveling salesman selling business. You could be my first product/service/guy what does that thing I said.
Put the dropped guard (dead or wounded) and the gold thing on the wagon. Exit mountainhomes. Kick Jerk McWizard in the face on way out if he's between me and the exit, otherwise just leave.
Turn to the helpful power-armoured dwarf.
"this place is going to hell. We're off to see the world. Care to join us?" *glares in direction of wizard* "we could do with another companion"
Wait, guts don't need to breathe! I HAVE WON THE GAMEThat water will still probably splatter you, as it probably should have splattered everyone it landed on.
Learn that damn Stone Magic already....Aren't you in the Mountainhomes?
Join these guys. Create a Golden Gravity Gondola, a floating boat. Fly us out of this place!Screw this. I'm off."Hmm....Well I AM planning to get into business. The traveling salesman selling business. You could be my first product/service/guy what does that thing I said.
Put the dropped guard (dead or wounded) and the gold thing on the wagon. Exit mountainhomes. Kick Jerk McWizard in the face on way out if he's between me and the exit, otherwise just leave.
Turn to the helpful power-armoured dwarf.
"this place is going to hell. We're off to see the world. Care to join us?" *glares in direction of wizard* "we could do with another companion"
I wonder if'n them humies might need some traveling salesmen."
How do you even eat an intangible force.By being a god nicknamed The Devourer.
Uhhh, goooood joooooob..... I guess, Go find new possible converts
Hey, I thought you were dead already!Uhhh, goooood joooooob..... I guess, Go find new possible converts
Follow.
Don't apologize for destroying the ones who were trying to kill us.
Hey, I thought you were dead already!Uhhh, goooood joooooob..... I guess, Go find new possible converts
Follow.
Don't apologize for destroying the ones who were trying to kill us.
Hey, I thought you were dead already!Uhhh, goooood joooooob..... I guess, Go find new possible converts
Follow.
Don't apologize for destroying the ones who were trying to kill us.
Nope, I blasted you to dust, when you tried to kill me and wolf.
Hey, I thought you were dead already!As in, dead from crashing into the earth at ridiculous velocities.
Hey, I thought you were dead already!As in, dead from crashing into the earth at ridiculous velocities.
Evidently.Hey, I thought you were dead already!As in, dead from crashing into the earth at ridiculous velocities.
No, I survived.
Learn that damn Stone Magic already.Hall his ass out before we both die. While learning stone magic.
Hey, why do i have stone age tech??? I was the first humman kingdom to have copper, also why is the other kingdom still here???BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT, FIXING NAO
I'm guessing that you're resetting this as a more tactics game and sending that one guy to go kill all the PCs?Yes, and the next update might take a while because I'm making the map, because the players will come in as leaders of numerous city-states.
Damn. You da bes GM of all the times.Well, right now, you're helping by being a destructive force on the PCs.
...
If you want you could spare the trouble for me and have Xantagod tell Xantasnake to go down into the magma again.
((YEah, I'm the leader of a religion, they can be civs right?))
Do you know how long it takes to make an entire planet into a hex-map?Depends on the number of hexes.
It's hard work, yo.
Heeeeyyyyy, can we be dial-a-disaster?What was kj the God of again?
I shall be the God of Order.Motion the Council of Gods to smite the interloper.
In favor - yes I have a vote.I shall be the God of Order.Motion the Council of Gods to smite the interloper.
Wrong, wrong, wrong. It'sI shall be the God of Order.Motion the Council of Gods to smite the interloper.
Seconded.Wrong, wrong, wrong. It'sI shall be the God of Order.Motion the Council of Gods to smite the interloper.
I move that the Council of Gods smite the interloper.
Then someone has to second the motion.
All in favor?Seconded.Wrong, wrong, wrong. It'sI shall be the God of Order.Motion the Council of Gods to smite the interloper.
I move that the Council of Gods smite the interloper.
Then someone has to second the motion.
Wow. 240 tiles. So, could I create a golem civilization? My plan is for golems that build more golems.You are currently bleeding on the ground with multiple crossbow bolt wounds and an angry trader next to you.
Wait, what? Did you mix me up with someone else? I thought I was flying through the sky.Wow. 240 tiles. So, could I create a golem civilization? My plan is for golems that build more golems.You are currently bleeding on the ground with multiple crossbow bolt wounds and an angry trader next to you.
If you survive, then yeah, you can make a golem city.
NEVERMINDWait, what? Did you mix me up with someone else? I thought I was flying through the sky.Wow. 240 tiles. So, could I create a golem civilization? My plan is for golems that build more golems.You are currently bleeding on the ground with multiple crossbow bolt wounds and an angry trader next to you.
If you survive, then yeah, you can make a golem city.
Edit: Yep, I'm in my siege engine. Somebody else did shoot a wizard in the back, though.
But just so we're clear can we have a bit of a buffer period before whatziz name starts scything us?Yeah, I'll make little mini updates. And no, the people down there still have a small chance of survival, if they keep running, the tunnel will lead them to the surface. Although the Mountain Homes themselves are doomed beyond repair.
Like a few non-illustrated turns....say four and each represents a season of the year, thus letting us put a bunch of actions in one post.
Also should we just consider everyone stuck in/under the Mountainhomes to be pretty much doomed at this point? I mean there isn't much they could really do to not be drowned to be honest.
But yeah back to the four turn idea (taken from Total War games :P)Hmm, I'm not sure, really. Mostly this game is about player vs. player battles that continually escalate. That's how I've been operating it.
The point would be so that we could adequately find our characters way to Political/Religious/Military power.
Small things like talking/asking questions wouldn't count toward the turn, but basically the idea of the turn seasons would be for example to do things like:
EXAMPLENOTACTUALACTION: Enlist in military. Participate in Campaigns against bandits. Be promoted.
I mean we COULD just do the turns normally but the idea is to show a lot of character/world progression in as few turns as possible, thus the whole time-skippyness.
Question:Well, each city-state is controlled by a separate player, at least at first. But you could build roads for increased movement, and I'd allow trading of resources if a road is connecting them.
How would trading between the city states work? Is there any scope for, say, unaligned trade caravans and merchant 'empires'?
Whats this? Gods? Can my friend and I form a group that adds up to a god?The Council of Gods will probably exclude you.
So, I'll remove my earlier action once I find it, but I'm done with trying to reach the Mountainhomes. Killerhellhound, I thank you for continually preventing me from reaching what turned out to be a deathtrap.Would you like to team up with the nigh-extinct elves?
Summon miner golems. Order them to dig out a quarry of stone. If this goes well, I'll eventually be able to have my golems use the materials to construct more golems! My golem civilization will be unstoppable! If anybody wants to team up with me (say, the remaining dwarves, who have a civilization that has been weakened beyond repair) now would be the time. Of course, reaching me would be rather difficult.
Perhaps a council of archclerics?Something like that may work.
I'll think about it. Elves generally aren't very good with stone.So, I'll remove my earlier action once I find it, but I'm done with trying to reach the Mountainhomes. Killerhellhound, I thank you for continually preventing me from reaching what turned out to be a deathtrap.Would you like to team up with the nigh-extinct elves?
Summon miner golems. Order them to dig out a quarry of stone. If this goes well, I'll eventually be able to have my golems use the materials to construct more golems! My golem civilization will be unstoppable! If anybody wants to team up with me (say, the remaining dwarves, who have a civilization that has been weakened beyond repair) now would be the time. Of course, reaching me would be rather difficult.
That's kind of the point. We can fortify each others' weaknesses.I'll think about it. Elves generally aren't very good with stone.So, I'll remove my earlier action once I find it, but I'm done with trying to reach the Mountainhomes. Killerhellhound, I thank you for continually preventing me from reaching what turned out to be a deathtrap.Would you like to team up with the nigh-extinct elves?
Summon miner golems. Order them to dig out a quarry of stone. If this goes well, I'll eventually be able to have my golems use the materials to construct more golems! My golem civilization will be unstoppable! If anybody wants to team up with me (say, the remaining dwarves, who have a civilization that has been weakened beyond repair) now would be the time. Of course, reaching me would be rather difficult.
Hmm. Personally, I'd rather ally with the dwarves. However, I question whether or not dwarves will even exist. Also, I suppose that golems could be made out of wood or other natural matter. I could also try to ally with both the elves and the dwarves for UNSTOPPABLE GOLEM ARMY.That's kind of the point. We can fortify each others' weaknesses.I'll think about it. Elves generally aren't very good with stone.So, I'll remove my earlier action once I find it, but I'm done with trying to reach the Mountainhomes. Killerhellhound, I thank you for continually preventing me from reaching what turned out to be a deathtrap.Would you like to team up with the nigh-extinct elves?
Summon miner golems. Order them to dig out a quarry of stone. If this goes well, I'll eventually be able to have my golems use the materials to construct more golems! My golem civilization will be unstoppable! If anybody wants to team up with me (say, the remaining dwarves, who have a civilization that has been weakened beyond repair) now would be the time. Of course, reaching me would be rather difficult.
((When we get to that part of the game, where you choose what civ you'll lead, if you don't already have one, I'll let you choose the race.What about Space Hats?
The choices will be Humans, Elves, Dwarves, and Lamias.
You could be something different if you can make it now, such as golems or crundles or whatever.))
Speak Ye Unholy Words of The Void what the voices in my head told me about just now and COMMUNE WITH XANTALOS THE DEVOURER.((...What did you want to ask him?))
((I have a proposition for him, and while I'm confident he will find it interesting and hopefully accept, I am also confident its delivery is hilarious and that everyone should see it, at least from an OOC perspective. :P))Speak Ye Unholy Words of The Void what the voices in my head told me about just now and COMMUNE WITH XANTALOS THE DEVOURER.((...What did you want to ask him?))
If I'm not dead and my artifact/living booze is destroyed, I think my guy might tantrum. Or go insane.((Or both.))
If I'm not dead and my artifact/living booze is destroyed, I think my guy might tantrum. Or go insane.Yes, I haven't forgot.
Also, don't forget, planet flabort is making star destroyers to invade with. ;D
Mortal. What do you contact me for?Dorf!BFEL grabs a mans wig from the cart, places it atop his power armor helmet and slicks the hair back.
(Oh, good lord.)((Do I detect your sig reflex going off? :P))
((So, are crundles the only underground creatures besides the mantle snakes of EVIL?))There are also rocks.
((So, are crundles the only underground creatures besides the mantle snakes of EVIL?))For now. Eventually, my golems will spread throughout the cave system and destroy the other cave civilizations.
(Oh, good lord.)((Agreed.))
GreatWyrmGold the Great Golden Wyrm: Smite this sleazy mortal!Mortal. What do you contact me for?Dorf!BFEL grabs a mans wig from the cart, places it atop his power armor helmet and slicks the hair back.
"Xantalos, baby, Lord of the Void, Tormentor of Innocents and Defiler of all that is good and wholesome! How would YOU like to be the absolute, unquestionably most worshipped, and thus most powerful, god on all of Gia?? Because I can make that happen baby!*
With just a ONE TIME PAYMENT of Naming me to be the Prophet of your most DEVIOUS will (as well as any powers that come with such a position of course) I can assure you EIGHTY COPIES of "The Book of Xantalos" by next month!**
This GRUESOME tome will comprise of all the stories that show the people that Xantalos is king!
Part Bible, Part Necronomicon, and Part Biography, this tract of purest EEEEVVVVVILLLLL will be the first AND THUS THE BEST religious scripture on the planet. Bound exclusively in leather boiled right off the hides of living creatures, and WRITTEN IN BLOOD, BY BLOOD. Specifically BLOODSPAWNS! These mindlessly loyal servants will toil ENDLESSLY to produce these texts and then will toil EVEN MORE ENDLESSLY to distribute them door to door in your honor!
By my projections, within the span of a year**, you will be the most popular personality on the ENTIRE PLANET. And you know what that means! More worshippers means more sacrifices, and more souls sent screaming to entertain you on lonely nights in the void. As noted previously all this costs you is a ONE TIME PAYMENT of Prophethood!
ORDER NOW, SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED.
*-Results not guaranteed.
**-Projections are based on no solid evidence whatsoever.
((Note: "baby" in this context is the endearment, I'm not actually suggesting you are a infant. Think "slick movie agent"
Also note that how he conveyed asterisks into spoken conversation is beyond my knowledge, it just happened.))
((I am firmly opposed to any kind of genocide.))((So, are crundles the only underground creatures besides the mantle snakes of EVIL?))For now. Eventually, my golems will spread throughout the cave system and destroy the other cave civilizations.
Prizes are earned, mortal.
Transform BFEL into a magma serpent.
Slaughter all those in this fortress. Then face off against the first of your kind. Should you survive, you will be my prophet. If not, then you will be forgotten.
BFEL has been given the directive to kill every sentient in the fortress, saving Xantaserpent for last. Should he survive he will be granted prophethood.
'First of your kind' he was referring to DOOMMANTLESERPENT!XantalosOOOOOOOOOHHHH I GET IT NOW.
I'd assume that your artifact power armor would prevent you from shape changing to a form that wouldn't fit inside of it.So what you are saying, as the GM, is that Artifacts>Will of The Gods. Well that's weird. Also kinda awesome.
Seeing as how you are currently wearing the thing.
...I'd assume that your artifact power armor would prevent you from shape changing to a form that wouldn't fit inside of it.So what you are saying, as the GM, is that Artifacts>Will of The Gods. Well that's weird. Also kinda awesome.
Seeing as how you are currently wearing the thing.
What I'm saying is that artifacts are both above and beneath the gods.
And they are either at random times.
So you can never be completely sure.
Really, it's up to the dice to decide.
Much more dangerous than the consequences of if Stark removes all of his tech. Shrapnel doesn't seem so bad.If we're going by the newest movie, it's basically if he turns into a snake made out of Extremis if he ever removes his armor.
(1) You fail to manifest.Continue being a destructive force bent on reducing the world to ashes.Temporarily leave the planet core and eat Pufferfish. Then return.
Revive loyal servant kid. Then tunnel out of prison with the power of MAGMA!(5) You bring back your kid, and blast the ceiling, keeping if from crumbling down on you!
If escape is successful, go looking for more things.
Teleport back home and patch myself up.(5) You warp yourself out of there just before the mountain caves in! You are back at the Wizard's Island.
(6) You haul butt out of there! You can hear the waves crashing behind you, and the voices are strong!Learn that damn Stone Magic already.Hall his ass out before we both die. While learning stone magic.
Speak Ye Unholy Words of The Void what the voices in my head told me about just now and COMMUNE WITH XANTALOS THE DEVOURER.
GreatWyrmGold the Great Golden Wyrm: Smite this sleazy mortal!
Prizes are earned, mortal.(5) You hear the Devourer! He commands you to purge the Mountains!
Transform BFEL into a magma serpent.
BFEL has been given the directive to kill every sentient in the fortress, saving Xantaserpent for last. Should he survive he will be granted prophethood.
If/when he gets out the armor, he turns into a magma snake. Otherwise no deal.
Heal wounds(2) You try to move, but the dwarf trader comes up to you and stomps you in the head. You're dead.
Put the dropped guard (dead or wounded) and the gold thing on the wagon. Exit mountainhomes. Kick Jerk McWizard in the face on way out if he's between me and the exit, otherwise just leave.(6) You put your fallen comrade in the wagon, along with your loot, and stomp the wizard dead. You then head out.
Wake up.(2) You wake up just in time to see the MountainHomes, specifically, your Gurdwara, come crashing down on your head.
Join these guys. Create a Golden Gravity Gondola, a floating boat. Fly us out of this place!
KEEP HIM TRAPPED!(2) He breaks free of your trap! Luckily, he blasted the ceiling, keeping you alive for another couple seconds.
Run as fast as I can. Instruct the crundles to do the same.(5) You and your army run away from the flood! You can see a light further down the tunnel!
Umm, move? away from the flood(1) You sense an immense wave of water heading towards you. And by sense, I mean you can feel it crushing you into a pulp.
Yes! Yes! Mine enough with which to enhance my pick, and do so.(1) You completely ignore the impending doom in your lust of ore. The impending doom has doomed you. You're dead.
(1) You look around, but you can't see any remains of life around here.Uhhh, goooood joooooob..... I guess, Go find new possible convertsFollow.
Don't apologize for destroying the ones who were trying to kill us.
Anyways, build infrastructure, and start farms and stuff.(3) You get a farm built.
Build mines to extract that valuable copper, and expand my kingdom through peaceful means.(2) You fail to get any work done, but at least you had some done earlier before that war broke out.
Summon miner golems. Order them to dig out a quarry of stone.(1) You crash your siege vehicle into the beach.
Treant revenge power!(0) Sorry, but you're dead.
DESTROY SOMETHING WITH THE POWER OF MY HATE!
Reincarnate as TWO yaks.(0) Oh, look, you're dead.
Reincarnate(?) Your master brings you back to repay your loyalty!
Activate the artifact brew! It will rebuild the mountain, and save us from death! Hopefully.(0) Unfortunately, you're also dead. But your brew survived!
Hey, I'm in the domain of the dead apparently! I smash down the door, using a book that death was reading. I then rush back into the world as a dwarven outsider with adequate knife wielding with superdwarven strength. I fabricate clothes from magic, and rush towards the crumbling mountainhomes.(0) Death laments the lack of his scythe as he pummels your face.
Build mines to extract that valuable copper, and expand my kingdom through peaceful means.
Hm. I have Gold magic, don't I?...When did you get gold magic?
Hm. I have Gold magic, don't I?Be on the correst side when he douse this ready to run
Wall off the cavern with solid gold to stop the water. Then get back to figuring out Stone Magic.
mastahcheese never said such! And until I see the body, he's alive.You're dead.
like that tzeentch fellow in 40k, but with no destiny and scheming.But that's literally the entirety of Tzneetch's character.
Oh, now you tell me.mastahcheese never said such! And until I see the body, he's alive.You're dead.
Your wizard powers are tied to your now-dead body.Oh, now you tell me.mastahcheese never said such! And until I see the body, he's alive.You're dead.
Wander out the revolving doors. If Death tries to stop me, turn him into gold.
Edited my action to include not getting crushed by cavein.So seriously, I want both your input and MC Cheeses input, WHAT HAPPENS IF XANTASNAKE GETS FRAGGED BY THE MOUNTAINHOMES? Is it possible for it to drown and such and if its killed by non-me-stabbing-its-face means will that count toward my prophethood?
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3264/3146061932_228ebe8cff.jpg)It was already right.
He gets murdered by the crundlehoard.
It's like hoarding gold, only this gold is murderous and highly collectible.He gets murdered by the crundlehoard.
Crundlemon gotta catch em all gotta catch em all, CRUNDLEMON.It's like hoarding gold, only this gold is murderous and highly collectible.He gets murdered by the crundlehoard.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3264/3146061932_228ebe8cff.jpg)
@BFEL: Xantasnake is currently immune to cave-ins, as it is fate-locked into a duel with you. Yes, this is how the system starts to operate when the gods get involved. Even if literally everybody in the mountain homes dies, it could still break through solid rock to face you. This only works on a God's avatar, so you do not have this advantage. Xantalos is currently the only one with an avatar.I want to, but I already have three RTDs.
Also, crundlemon should totally be a RtD where we all play as crundles. Someone! Do it NAO!
@BFEL: Xantasnake is currently immune to cave-ins, as it is fate-locked into a duel with you. Yes, this is how the system starts to operate when the gods get involved. Even if literally everybody in the mountain homes dies, it could still break through solid rock to face you. This only works on a God's avatar, so you do not have this advantage. Xantalos is currently the only one with an avatar.Good to know!
Also, crundlemon should totally be a RtD where we all play as crundles. Someone! Do it NAO!
Okay. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=131708.new#new)@BFEL: Xantasnake is currently immune to cave-ins, as it is fate-locked into a duel with you. Yes, this is how the system starts to operate when the gods get involved. Even if literally everybody in the mountain homes dies, it could still break through solid rock to face you. This only works on a God's avatar, so you do not have this advantage. Xantalos is currently the only one with an avatar.Good to know!
Also, crundlemon should totally be a RtD where we all play as crundles. Someone! Do it NAO!
Also, YES CRUNDLEMON NAO.
How many RtD's have spun off of this one, anyway? Remuthra made at least two, I think there at least two more...
Jeez, you guys.
You taught it to me IIRC.Hm. I have Gold magic, don't I?...When did you get gold magic?
@BFEL: Xantasnake is currently immune to cave-ins, as it is fate-locked into a duel with you. Yes, this is how the system starts to operate when the gods get involved. Even if literally everybody in the mountain homes dies, it could still break through solid rock to face you. This only works on a God's avatar, so you do not have this advantage. Xantalos is currently the only one with an avatar.Good to know. Also YAY I SPAWNED A DERAIL RTD!
Also, crundlemon should totally be a RtD where we all play as crundles. Someone! Do it NAO!
I originally saw it on Irregular Webcomic somewhere, then I did a Google image search for "This is a hoard this is a horde."(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3264/3146061932_228ebe8cff.jpg)pure gold, WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS
I do not remember that. To the search function!You taught it to me IIRC.Hm. I have Gold magic, don't I?...When did you get gold magic?
I also remember this. It was a pretty big moment actually.You taught it to me IIRC.Hm. I have Gold magic, don't I?...When did you get gold magic?
Gold is weak. Stone is more versatile and from there I can expand into sand, dust, iron, lava, etc. From there I can expand further and further to total power.This game is loosely based on Dwarf Fortress. Getting to lava IS total power.
And then Xantalos bites your head off.Gold is weak. Stone is more versatile and from there I can expand into sand, dust, iron, lava, etc. From there I can expand further and further to total power.This game is loosely based on Dwarf Fortress. Getting to lava IS total power.
Sigged.And then Xantalos bites your head off.Gold is weak. Stone is more versatile and from there I can expand into sand, dust, iron, lava, etc. From there I can expand further and further to total power.This game is loosely based on Dwarf Fortress. Getting to lava IS total power.
Sigged.And then Xantalos bites your head off.Gold is weak. Stone is more versatile and from there I can expand into sand, dust, iron, lava, etc. From there I can expand further and further to total power.This game is loosely based on Dwarf Fortress. Getting to lava IS total power.
Oh god, they followed me!Sigged.And then Xantalos bites your head off.Gold is weak. Stone is more versatile and from there I can expand into sand, dust, iron, lava, etc. From there I can expand further and further to total power.This game is loosely based on Dwarf Fortress. Getting to lava IS total power.
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XantalOS!Been done, derivative in the first incarnation.
You better not look,
you better not breath,
you better not live I'm telling you why!
Xanta Claus is coming to town!
I suppose.Why has nobody commented on the Xantalosatellites? Clearly it's the best idea ever.
I also approve of how I'm becoming a brand name in this thread. Xantasnake! Xantalosatellites! XantalOS! Xanta Claus!
I'm still mapping just the first frelling line of hexes, on the top of the map.My bad there.
Had forgotten how much of the planet was ocean.
Yes, yes it is.I'm still mapping just the first frelling line of hexes, on the top of the map.My bad there.
Had forgotten how much of the planet was ocean.
Top ... line?Yes, I got 240 tiles of it done.
You mean you're done the top bit of the world.
...
Wow. That is big.
Assuming this is a square-ish map, I estimate the update will come some time around Dwarf Fortress 1.0.0.Hey, now, it won't be that long.
Sooo... About the same time that DF updates next?Hmmm...
GreatWrymGold has loosened his bonds. Remuthra is being rescued. squidgen was hit by the cat. I am the cat.I am confused.
You should be, Also, your bonds are now slightly looser, as well.GreatWrymGold has loosened his bonds. Remuthra is being rescued. squidgen was hit by the cat. I am the cat.I am confused.
What? I'm not a god.You should be, Also, your bonds are now slightly looser, as well.GreatWrymGold has loosened his bonds. Remuthra is being rescued. squidgen was hit by the cat. I am the cat.I am confused.
As far as you knowWhat? I'm not a god.You should be, Also, your bonds are now slightly looser, as well.GreatWrymGold has loosened his bonds. Remuthra is being rescued. squidgen was hit by the cat. I am the cat.I am confused.
As far as I let you know.As far as you knowWhat? I'm not a god.You should be, Also, your bonds are now slightly looser, as well.GreatWrymGold has loosened his bonds. Remuthra is being rescued. squidgen was hit by the cat. I am the cat.I am confused.
GreatWrymGold has loosened his bonds. Remuthra is being rescued. squidgen was hit by the cat. I am the cat.[3] You get angry and try to attack squidgen. [4] You scratch him and loosen some of his shoulder ropes.
Escape![auto 1] You can't reach your own ropes, and wiggling to the hut's door reveals that the ground only extends a foot around the hut, and you can see the continents whizzing by far underneath. [5] You crawl and wiggle to Remuthra without being detected, though, and [4] get his hands and arms pretty much loose.
Grab the nearest convenient weapon and engage Righteous Rampage.You pick up a.. [6] enchanted sword that you happened to come in with. Recognizing it's master, it glows bright and chirps cheerfully. [3-2] The witch whirls around, and stomps over to you. [4-1] You fail to get up, though, as your legs and head are mostly still tied up together. You roll over to face her.
End this transparent tomfoolery![1-1]You fail to do so. You wind up falling out of the hut, a long ways to the ocean. Oops.
I CAN'T SEE THOSE POSTS WHAT DO THEY MEAN.It's the Silence War.
I CAN'T SEE THOSE POSTS WHAT DO THEY MEAN.It's a RTD inside this RTD.
Suggest adding some White-out to the mixture to keep it from changing color. If that fails, engage Righteous Rampage.[2]"Oh, yeah, that's what you knights call your enchantment breaking formula, isn't it? That would certainly stop the color change. It would also certainly ruin the whole batch worse!"
Guys, stop spamming my Gmail with your silly posts :(Stop telling Bay 12 to notify you whenever a new post happens :P.
Defensive posture, wait to counter when she reappears. If I have an extra weapon, toss it to squidgen and instruct him to watch my back.
Very Clever, boys, Very clever. Mind if I hop in?Wrong color combination, sorry. Masters of both Regular and Darkling only.
Very Clever, boys, Very clever. Mind if I hop in?
[color=transparent]this,[/color]
not white.
Do I get loot from winning?Maybe.
Continue defending myself from evil witches.
Thanks, guys!You try to move, but no-one's helped untie you yet! [6] But an errant swordswing from Remuthra's blade does remove most of them, and remove your left leg at the knee.
Cull Remurtha for my Knee!Run his still-helpless form through.
Cull Remurtha for my Knee![4]You punch Remuthra in the face, causing him to drop his sword. He does manage to grab your helmet away, though.
Mission complete! Search the body for loot.[1] You search your comrade for loot. He forces you away with a punch. You now have an extra helmet! But you've dropped your sword.
Grabby Sword and Stabby EVERYTHING in the face![3] The sword allows you to hold it, but starts complaining loudly. [4] You slay several witches and a few caged animals.
Confuse witches with insane troll logic![1] Unfortunately, the witch gagged you when you first raided her hut, figuring you to be the loudest. [4] You work the gag loose and start to spin off logic. [2] But there's too much noise to be heard.
Dive for my sword. There's no time for mentally challenged mutinous knights when there's unmurdered witches about![2] You're too slow. But Coolrune206 doesn't run you through, so you're good. [5] You find a handy spear, though, decorated with all sorts of witchy talismans and feathers and stuff. [4] You throw it, and it basically decapitates 3 witches. Then returns to your hand.
Wake up.[4]Your brain ceases to be sluggish, and realizes something about what's happening to the witches. You dive into the cauldron!
See, because the pigs are blue, I don't need to worry about noise. Continue attempts at confusion.[5]You get through, and the witches all stop, grasping their heads in pain; except for the witch with the blue gams. [4] She waves her arms about, and there's a flash of red light. You are flung to the roof and pinned by unseen forces. You have been hexed, and every time you speak, you'll be thrown elsewhere!
==>[5]You rise out of the cauldron, veritably vomited up, and are struck by a witch with a knife. But the knife just glances off your pitch black, impossibly heavy slade skin. [4] You punch the witch back, and she puts a hole in the hut's wall.
Yell loudly, and see where I end up.[2]You are thrown next to the fire under the cauldron, close enough to feel the heat.
RAGE MODE[6] Slade must be partially made of hate and rage, because between slinging your new spear, slamming witches into your fists and each other, and using your still-tied-up comrades as clubs, you level every shelve and spill the cauldron. [3] The fluid fizzles and pops when it sloshes onto the dirt floor, and turns a bright yellow color. It digs through the floor, and in a moment there is a hole in the floor leading to a multikilometer drop to whichever continent you are currently over.
Use ventriloquism to confuse the curse.[3] You are thrown directly at the witch you tried to throw your voice onto. [6]Your sharp shoulder armor decapitates her.
Poke a witch's eye out[4] You blind a witch and throw the eye out of the new window in the floor.
DESTROY ALL WITCHES[1] You slip on a stray bottle of eyes. The witches gang up on you, [2] ineffectually trying to chip your skin.
Magic a crossbow with unlimited arrows out of midair. Shoot anything in range[3] You are a knight, not a wizard! The limited magic you know can summon arrows, but not something like a crossbow! You can also produce a simple bow, though, so you have a bow and a few arrows.
Retroactively have snuck over to the cauldron.[4, 2] Unfortunately, there's no potion left to drink, as it all spilled out shortly after you crawled inside. You're made of a very lightweight material, and many magic hexes the witches are casting are just reflecting off, as are many of their little knife like fingers. You have been dented in a few places, though.
Drink the potion. ALL OF IT.
Wonder why the slade-skinned guy didn't just break through the hut's floor. Or all the metal witches.
Drop out of the hole in the hut. Drift downwards to safety![5]Being light as a feather, you gracefully drop through the sky, and land on the back of the dragon that brought you to the witch's hut.
SHOOT ANYTHING IN RANGE[6]Anything in range including your foot, a few allies, and every witch that hasn't been dragged out the hole, you do so in a flurry of arrows that would put some of the best archers in the king's army to shame. Fortunately, your allies were just wounded (and those still roped up were cut free), not killed.
ROLL OUT THE HOLE IN THE FLOOR, TAKING AS MANY WITCHES WITH ME AS I CAN. THE EARTH ITSELF WILL SHATTER BEFORE IT DENTS MY SLADE MAJESTY[5]You bear hug almost all the remaining witches, and roll out the floor. It takes less then a fraction of a second to hit the earth below, leaving a crater the size of the king's castle. Speaking of, when you stand up, you can see it not too far off. None of the witches you brought with you are left alive, and only one that was made completely of steel is even left partially intact.
What. The. Hell?
I am guessing clear is a color."Transparent". Just highlight to read.
Or something.
It takes less then a fraction of a second to hit the earth belowGravity does not work that way!
It does when you are about as massive as the entire universe and yet inexplicably have no gravity well.It takes less then a fraction of a second to hit the earth belowGravity does not work that way!
[4]Your musical antics serve to raise the spirits of the other knights, who are now rearming and freeing each other.
Sing about snip
Headshot my "Pals"[1] You have run out of arrows, and magic energy to summon more. The bow and arrows already summoned are disintegrating. Good thing there's just one witch left.
I SUPPOSE I SHOULD GO SEE THE KING THENHoisting the steel witch over your shoulder, you start your march. It should take about an hour on foot.
"I'll let you know when I find out. Anyways, any chance you could take me to the capital or something?"The dragon nods, and asks, "Shall we wait for the other knights, or were they lost in the battle?"
It does when you are about as massive as the entire universe and yet inexplicably have no gravity well.It takes less then a fraction of a second to hit the earth belowGravity does not work that way!
Slade isn't that dense, and there isn't that thick of a layer of it.I know about acceleration and air friction and how weighing more or being bigger doesn't make you fall faster. Don't worry. But slade is still indestructible magic rock from the center of the earth that wants to always be at the center. It has a... pseudo magnetic/gravetic attraction to itself, let's say.
According to the DF Wiki, slade is about 200 grams per cubic centimeter. Assuming a layer about a millimeter thick across the 1.5-2 square meters (15,000-20,000 square centimeters) of skin humans have, the slade would be only 3-4 tons. This is, incidentally, much less than even a typical elephant. Typical human volume is estimated at 70-90 liters; thus, your new density would be something like 40-50 grams per cubic centimeter, close to twice the density of osmium or platinum but still nowhere near laws-of-physics-screwing.
Defensive posture, wait to counter when she reappears. If I have an extra weapon, toss it to squidgen and instruct him to watch my back.Guys, stop spamming my Gmail with your silly posts :(Stop telling Bay 12 to notify you whenever a new post happens :P.
Old post for the hidden game. We were tied up and fighting witch cyborgs, but they're pretty much dead now and I don't have an extra weapon.Defensive posture, wait to counter when she reappears. If I have an extra weapon, toss it to squidgen and instruct him to watch my back.Guys, stop spamming my Gmail with your silly posts :(Stop telling Bay 12 to notify you whenever a new post happens :P.
Wait what? Who are we fighting and why do you have multiple weapons?
Oh, so there is a hidden game within a game within a game?Just standard fare when working under Mastahcheese.
And I can't see it right now, so hopefully the world hasn't exploded or anything.
[4]Your musical antics serve to raise the spirits of the other knights, who are now rearming and freeing each other.
Sing about snipHeadshot my "Pals"[1] You have run out of arrows, and magic energy to summon more. The bow and arrows already summoned are disintegrating. Good thing there's just one witch left.I SUPPOSE I SHOULD GO SEE THE KING THENHoisting the steel witch over your shoulder, you start your march. It should take about an hour on foot.
[5] And your travel is uninterrupted."I'll let you know when I find out. Anyways, any chance you could take me to the capital or something?"The dragon nods, and asks, "Shall we wait for the other knights, or were they lost in the battle?"It does when you are about as massive as the entire universe and yet inexplicably have no gravity well.It takes less then a fraction of a second to hit the earth belowGravity does not work that way!Slade isn't that dense, and there isn't that thick of a layer of it.I know about acceleration and air friction and how weighing more or being bigger doesn't make you fall faster. Don't worry. But slade is still indestructible magic rock from the center of the earth that wants to always be at the center. It has a... pseudo magnetic/gravetic attraction to itself, let's say.
According to the DF Wiki, slade is about 200 grams per cubic centimeter. Assuming a layer about a millimeter thick across the 1.5-2 square meters (15,000-20,000 square centimeters) of skin humans have, the slade would be only 3-4 tons. This is, incidentally, much less than even a typical elephant. Typical human volume is estimated at 70-90 liters; thus, your new density would be something like 40-50 grams per cubic centimeter, close to twice the density of osmium or platinum but still nowhere near laws-of-physics-screwing.
Debate over the physics of slade and gravity. Mostly gravity.Just be thankful I'm not made of more slade than that, and therefore able to fall in negative time.
Shrug.The dragon looks over it's shoulder quizzically.
Exit RAGE MODE. Meet with the King.The castle gates are quite imposing. But when the king doesn't have you out on missions, you live within the castle. [2] Your new appearence, however, is a cause for alarm in the citizenship. The guards by the gate are in a panic when you arive, [4] but calm down when they see your crest on your armor.
Appear on Remuthra's Shoulder magically. Meow.[5] You startle the guards that he was talking to by materializing. On top of the witch. That is on his shoulder. One of the guards falls over.
Enter.There's nothing to "enter", you're already in the witch's hut!
Look about.
sigDebate over the physics of slade and gravity. Mostly gravity.Just be thankful I'm not made of more slade than that, and therefore able to fall in negative time.
...What?Debate over the physics of slade and gravity. Mostly gravity.Just be thankful I'm not made of more slade than that, and therefore able to fall in negative time.
There was a bit of an accident with the witches' brew. It's better than armor, though, and this is the only bit of witch left.*psst* before the turn ends, you may want to reread the 'update' - you're talking to a guard.
*bows*
Your new command, your majesty?
Assumed I try to bow before the king.There was a bit of an accident with the witches' brew. It's better than armor, though, and this is the only bit of witch left.*psst* before the turn ends, you may want to reread the 'update' - you're talking to a guard.
*bows*
Your new command, your majesty?
Break the curse. It should be easy, now that the witch is dead.FIFY. With nice glow effects!
What about what. what?[5] You knew spending all that time in taverns learning from bards their art was time well spent. Your song drives the sole remaining witch to her knees, and the other knights give a cheer of celebration, their spirits magically buoyed further.
What?
Hmmm...
Allright.......
Bananas.
SING ABOUT BABAS
ALSO SING ABOUT BANANAS
ALTHOUGH THAT IS THE WRONG ORDER.
"SWORD! COME TO ME!"[3]"Forgetful oaf! Did you forget it was Sir Squidgen who's sword can fly to his hand? I can just neaten myself up."
Call sword/go to sword and begin indiscriminately chopping everything.
You explain your situation to the guard and ask him to bring you before the king.Assumed I try to bow before the king.There was a bit of an accident with the witches' brew. It's better than armor, though, and this is the only bit of witch left.*psst* before the turn ends, you may want to reread the 'update' - you're talking to a guard.
*bows*
Your new command, your majesty?
"I do not know if there are other living knights in the hut. The one on the ground is probably beyond your power to return to the king's castle...especially as he seems to be walking to it.""Then it is best we check first."
Break the curse. It should be easy, now that the witch is dead.[1] Hexes and curses are not linked to the caster. If they were, enchantments would be too, and much of the knights' magic equipment would not be magical. [3] However, your jabbering basic countercurses causes a bottle of whiteout to fall out of your knightly garments, spill open, and splash on your face, instantly breaking the curse. You'll have to live with a white face for a few hours, but that's just a side effect of the antimagic formula draining out your personal magic energy, too.
You can not join as red. Red is evil.I'm pretty sure there was an equal amount of red and green people before the planet blew up back when this was Roll to Die.
Xanatos, you where a black hole on the floor.Can you give me a page? I've been a lot of black holes on a lot of floors.
Xanatos, you where a black hole on the floor.Can you give me a page? I've been a lot of black holes on a lot of floors.
You can not join as red. Red is evil.I forgot to replace "red" with "transparent."
Page 8, actually. And yes, I did destroy the world.
You took part in destroying the world, I think it was the combined effort of 3 different people in total.Page 8, actually. And yes, I did destroy the world.
At least that got fixed. Gia 2.0 is better anyway. Mostly because of the crundles.
Gentlemen, we have a note to bring up.Wolfchild is acting champion of KJ right now, as priest.
KJ hasn't been online for a while (last time I checked, anyway) and once mastahcheese completes the best map ever, we may need someone else to act in his stead.
Any takers?
Still going to work on other things first, but will probably need this in a few minutes.Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)
Posting this here because I'm working on the world right now, and I need to find it easily.
How far are you with that, anyhow? In terms of the names on the map, I mean.Well, next I will be focusing on the Dragon's coast, which shouldn't take much time at all, really, then the peninsula to the west of it, and that mass of boring plains way off to the east.
So you're doing the top ocean bit?Yeah, I'll be working my way down.
Good luck, you magnificent GM.Why thank you.
Damn you're working fast. Good luck!It's because of the way I'm doing it, instead of working one hex at a time, I make about 7, group then together so I can move them faster, and then copy/paste them over and over on top of each other, and then flatten them all into a single layer when I'm done with the continent as a whole, to make saving take less time.
urist mcDorsidwarf cancels Create stone craft: overawed by GM prowess
Gentlemen, we have a note to bring up.Wolfchild is acting champion of KJ right now, as priest.
KJ hasn't been online for a while (last time I checked, anyway) and once mastahcheese completes the best map ever, we may need someone else to act in his stead.
Any takers?
If Kj still fails to return before the map is finished, then wolfchild will be elevated to Prophet status and assume control until Kj's return.
urist mcDorsidwarf cancels Create stone craft: overawed by GM prowess
Wolfchild cancels HUNT, retrieving jaw from floorGentlemen, we have a note to bring up.Wolfchild is acting champion of KJ right now, as priest.
KJ hasn't been online for a while (last time I checked, anyway) and once mastahcheese completes the best map ever, we may need someone else to act in his stead.
Any takers?
If Kj still fails to return before the map is finished, then wolfchild will be elevated to Prophet status and assume control until Kj's return.
Yay! I have had no impact whatsoever other than becoming and acting as KJ's priest, So I'm glad it won't be defunct
urist mcDorsidwarf cancels Create stone craft: overawed by GM prowess
Wolfchild cancels HUNT, retrieving jaw from floorGentlemen, we have a note to bring up.Wolfchild is acting champion of KJ right now, as priest.
KJ hasn't been online for a while (last time I checked, anyway) and once mastahcheese completes the best map ever, we may need someone else to act in his stead.
Any takers?
If Kj still fails to return before the map is finished, then wolfchild will be elevated to Prophet status and assume control until Kj's return.
Yay! I have had no impact whatsoever other than becoming and acting as KJ's priest, So I'm glad it won't be defunct
Also, you will soon have a Hooded Dwarf riding you who will hear your preaching and become an apprentice of the K, and the J.
I second this motion.urist mcDorsidwarf cancels Create stone craft: overawed by GM prowess
Wolfchild cancels HUNT, retrieving jaw from floorGentlemen, we have a note to bring up.Wolfchild is acting champion of KJ right now, as priest.
KJ hasn't been online for a while (last time I checked, anyway) and once mastahcheese completes the best map ever, we may need someone else to act in his stead.
Any takers?
If Kj still fails to return before the map is finished, then wolfchild will be elevated to Prophet status and assume control until Kj's return.
Yay! I have had no impact whatsoever other than becoming and acting as KJ's priest, So I'm glad it won't be defunct
Also, you will soon have a Hooded Dwarf riding you who will hear your preaching and become an apprentice of the K, and the J.
This belongs in the "out of context quotes" thread
I see no hexes for some reason. Or am I looking at wrong map?I haven't posted the map I'm working on, that's the old non-hex map you're looking at.
Be careful. Otherwise we might have to say 'Toady I crashed the internet'.Well, it's still being saved as a png image right now.
Killerhellhound cancels !!MEDICINE!! head explodingI Lol'ed so hard at that.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((That northern landmass looks awfully...angular.))Yeah, I need to make it curve out a bit. It's not fully done, just haphazardly thrown together before I polish it.
((The old map was nice. Can you make it look more like that?))((Look at Dragon's Bay on the map.
((The old map was nice. Can you make it look more like that?))It will when I'm done.
Actually, no, The Dragon's Coast is smaller than that, I need to make that bigger, as well.((The old map was nice. Can you make it look more like that?))((Look at Dragon's Bay on the map.
That thing he showed us is it, IIRC.))
Wowzers, owzers, you crashed my browzers.My browzer was fwine. Go Fwirefwox!
Wowzers, owzers, you crashed my browzers.My browzer was fwine. Go Fwirefwox!
Go Chwome!Wowzers, owzers, you crashed my browzers.My browzer was fwine. Go Fwirefwox!
What about Intwernet Expwowew?FTFY.
And I'm normal.YOU LIE
SERIOUSLY, GUYS, STOP STEALING ALL MY NARM.No problem.
Chwome buddys /)Go Chwome!Wowzers, owzers, you crashed my browzers.My browzer was fwine. Go Fwirefwox!
SCREW YOU GUYS I USE INTERNET EXPLORER CAUSE I'M OLD SCHOOL.INTERNET EXPLORER BROS
*Fist bump*SCREW YOU GUYS I USE INTERNET EXPLORER CAUSE I'M OLD SCHOOL.INTERNET EXPLORER BROS
Ugh. I don't like the look or feel of IE. It's worth noting that I haven't really tried the latest version much, though. (Or possibly at all; I uninstalled IE as soon as I got Firefox, which was the first thing I did; as a result of this, I don't quite remember which version it was.)*Fist bump*SCREW YOU GUYS I USE INTERNET EXPLORER CAUSE I'M OLD SCHOOL.INTERNET EXPLORER BROS
So internet explorer is where the end of all things lives good to knowSCREW YOU GUYS I USE INTERNET EXPLORER CAUSE I'M OLD SCHOOL.INTERNET EXPLORER BROS
Don't forget the creator of your planet, mortal.So internet explorer is where the end of all things lives good to knowSCREW YOU GUYS I USE INTERNET EXPLORER CAUSE I'M OLD SCHOOL.INTERNET EXPLORER BROS
I started with IE. Then I used Firefox for a while, and when I tried IE again I found it clunky. Then I went to Chrome; now I find that neither IE nor Firefox is particularly appealing to use for extended periods of time. During neither the transition from Firefox to Chrome nor from IE to Firefox was there this feeling of clunkiness. I can't put my finger on it, but I know my personal ranking of those three browsers. And, out of the three browsers I have used extensively, IE is the worst, the clunkiest, the whateverest.*Fist bump*SCREW YOU GUYS I USE INTERNET EXPLORER CAUSE I'M OLD SCHOOL.INTERNET EXPLORER BROS
That's just what this derailed-to-HFS thread needed! A browser war!More like Browsers Anonymous. Come on and share which one you let poison your life. ;)
So internet explorer is where the end of all things lives good to knowSo sigged.
Ever tried Safari? I found it pretty clunky, as well as ugly, and just generally lame. Also, Firefox is much less clunky than it used to be, now that File, Edit, and the like are all one menu. It's extremely similar to Google Chrome now.I started with IE. Then I used Firefox for a while, and when I tried IE again I found it clunky. Then I went to Chrome; now I find that neither IE nor Firefox is particularly appealing to use for extended periods of time. During neither the transition from Firefox to Chrome nor from IE to Firefox was there this feeling of clunkiness. I can't put my finger on it, but I know my personal ranking of those three browsers. And, out of the three browsers I have used extensively, IE is the worst, the clunkiest, the whateverest.*Fist bump*SCREW YOU GUYS I USE INTERNET EXPLORER CAUSE I'M OLD SCHOOL.INTERNET EXPLORER BROS
Speed Edit: Also, I feel bad for anybody trying to just read through all the turns. They'll have to go through so many derails.Maybe you should feel bad for the guy trying to run this mess.
The beginning AND the end?
As in, the Alpha and the Omega?
:PThat's just what this derailed-to-HFS thread needed! A browser war!More like Browsers Anonymous. Come on and share which one you let poison your life. ;)
Hi, my name is squidgen, and I am an internet addict.I think we all are at this point.
I do. I've run games this insanely overcrowded before. And I only had to deal with an assortment of superheroes...and it wasn't illustrated.Speed Edit: Also, I feel bad for anybody trying to just read through all the turns. They'll have to go through so many derails.Maybe you should feel bad for the guy trying to run this mess.
And you didn't give in and add "Derail" to the static portion of the title. This man is a god for putting up with us.I do. I've run games this insanely overcrowded before. And I only had to deal with an assortment of superheroes...and it wasn't illustrated.Speed Edit: Also, I feel bad for anybody trying to just read through all the turns. They'll have to go through so many derails.Maybe you should feel bad for the guy trying to run this mess.
And you didn't give in and add "Derail" to the static portion of the title. This man is a god for putting up with us.I'm going to add this to my sig.
He doesn't need pity or sympathy. He deserves our awe. Though maybe a little sympathy wouldn't hurt.
Mine's been numb for half an hour. I'm going to move it now.And you didn't give in and add "Derail" to the static portion of the title. This man is a god for putting up with us.I'm going to add this to my sig.
He doesn't need pity or sympathy. He deserves our awe. Though maybe a little sympathy wouldn't hurt.
Also my left hand just went numb.
Sorry for the numb arm fest breakup, but I have an on-topic question. (Dun dun duuuun!)The crundles won't really follow the same rules, so you'll have to see.
Assuming I get out of the cave alive, will the crundle civ know the same things as the dwarves? Or do I have to discover it again?
Sorry for the numb arm fest breakup, but I have an on-topic question. (Dun dun duuuun!)The crundles won't really follow the same rules, so you'll have to see.
Assuming I get out of the cave alive, will the crundle civ know the same things as the dwarves? Or do I have to discover it again?
A completely arbitrary thought came to mind:this somehow evolving to the point it would become something similar to MSPA...I still haven't gotten around to reading that.
I don't know why this came to my mind...
DON'TA completely arbitrary thought came to mind:this somehow evolving to the point it would become something similar to MSPA...I still haven't gotten around to reading that.
I don't know why this came to my mind...
You should. You might want to wait until it ends so you can just read the whole thing, though. If you attempt an archive binge, it will be randomly interrupted by updates, which slow the server to a crawl for as much as three hours.A completely arbitrary thought came to mind:this somehow evolving to the point it would become something similar to MSPA...I still haven't gotten around to reading that.
I don't know why this came to my mind...
DON'TA completely arbitrary thought came to mind:this somehow evolving to the point it would become something similar to MSPA...I still haven't gotten around to reading that.
I don't know why this came to my mind...
IT'S WORSE THAN ALL OF BAY12 COMBINED FOR LENGTH
It does take quite a while to read. Quite a while.
...My sig is that long?!?It does take quite a while to read. Quite a while.For me, it was a week and a half to read...of sessions exceeding 4 hours in length each day.
Homestuck, GWG....My sig is that long?!?It does take quite a while to read. Quite a while.For me, it was a week and a half to read...of sessions exceeding 4 hours in length each day.
Someone sig this...My sig is that long?!?It does take quite a while to read. Quite a while.For me, it was a week and a half to read...of sessions exceeding 4 hours in length each day.
What's MSPA?It's a series of webcomics.
*checks context*Homestuck, GWG....My sig is that long?!?It does take quite a while to read. Quite a while.For me, it was a week and a half to read...of sessions exceeding 4 hours in length each day.
*checks context*Homestuck, GWG....My sig is that long?!?It does take quite a while to read. Quite a while.For me, it was a week and a half to read...of sessions exceeding 4 hours in length each day.
...What the hell was I thinking?
*checks context*Homestuck, GWG....My sig is that long?!?It does take quite a while to read. Quite a while.For me, it was a week and a half to read...of sessions exceeding 4 hours in length each day.
...What the hell was I thinking?
That you had won the sigwar, forever and always?
*checks context*Homestuck, GWG....My sig is that long?!?It does take quite a while to read. Quite a while.For me, it was a week and a half to read...of sessions exceeding 4 hours in length each day.
...What the hell was I thinking?
That you had won the sigwar, forever and always?
Forget sigging the previous smaller pyramid. This is even more sig worthy.
...but I'll let someone else have it.
So you mean,*checks context*Homestuck, GWG....My sig is that long?!?It does take quite a while to read. Quite a while.For me, it was a week and a half to read...of sessions exceeding 4 hours in length each day.
...What the hell was I thinking?
That you had won the sigwar, forever and always?
Forget sigging the previous smaller pyramid. This is even more sig worthy.
...but I'll let someone else have it.
If each person has enough lines of text that they add...
...it will be less of a sig pyramid and more of a sig ramp.
So you mean,*checks context*Homestuck, GWG....My sig is that long?!?It does take quite a while to read. Quite a while.For me, it was a week and a half to read...of sessions exceeding 4 hours in length each day.
...What the hell was I thinking?
That you had won the sigwar, forever and always?
Forget sigging the previous smaller pyramid. This is even more sig worthy.
...but I'll let someone else have it.
If each person has enough lines of text that they add...
...it will be less of a sig pyramid and more of a sig ramp.
Something like this?
Sig'd.*checks context*Homestuck, GWG....My sig is that long?!?It does take quite a while to read. Quite a while.For me, it was a week and a half to read...of sessions exceeding 4 hours in length each day.
...What the hell was I thinking?
That you had won the sigwar, forever and always?
Forget sigging the previous smaller pyramid. This is even more sig worthy.
...but I'll let someone else have it.
If each person has enough lines of text that they add...
...it will be less of a sig pyramid and more of a sig ramp.
What is with you people and sig pyramids?Sig'd.*checks context*Homestuck, GWG....My sig is that long?!?It does take quite a while to read. Quite a while.For me, it was a week and a half to read...of sessions exceeding 4 hours in length each day.
...What the hell was I thinking?
That you had won the sigwar, forever and always?
Forget sigging the previous smaller pyramid. This is even more sig worthy.
...but I'll let someone else have it.
If each person has enough lines of text that they add...
...it will be less of a sig pyramid and more of a sig ramp.
...The heck are you freeloaders doing inside my thread?You build a world, so we attempt to imitate you by building pyramids.
I always come back to this stuff...
Oi! Where am I?Here with me. Where the background is dark red.
*sniff*
Bastards don't even care...
:'(
Around DF 1.0.0 release...Ironically, squidgen has no sig...
The lone explorer had been hacking through threads about the glorious release of 1.0.0 with his trusty search function machete. But it wasn't them that he was after. It was something much better. Making his way over to the Forum Games section, the RTDs caught his eye. Then he saw it. It was buried under mountains of other threads, but it was there. Covered in anti-necro moss, he could barely make out the title. It read "Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail"He fell on his knees, and began to weep happy tears. For he had finally found it. The limitless fountain of sigs was finally discovered! No one would ever be without sigs again!
I just sigged squidgen because he is made remarkable by not having a sigAround DF 1.0.0 release...Ironically, squidgen has no sig...
The lone explorer had been hacking through threads about the glorious release of 1.0.0 with his trusty search function machete. But it wasn't them that he was after. It was something much better. Making his way over to the Forum Games section, the RTDs caught his eye. Then he saw it. It was buried under mountains of other threads, but it was there. Covered in anti-necro moss, he could barely make out the title. It read "Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail"He fell on his knees, and began to weep happy tears. For he had finally found it. The limitless fountain of sigs was finally discovered! No one would ever be without sigs again!
Every time we post random shit in this thread, mastacheese cries into his drink for a little longer.Soon the world will flood.
I rap , yo ass is Peter, n' on dis rock I'ma build mah church, n' tha gatez of hell shall not prevail against dat shit. I'ma hit you wit tha keyz of tha mackdaddydom of heaven, n' whatever you bind on earth shall be bound up in heaven, n' whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed up in heaven.[73]
Simon, Simon, behold, Satan demanded ta have you, dat he might sift you like wheat yo, but I have prayed fo' you dat yo' faith may not fail fo' realz. And when you have turned again, strengthen yo' brothers.[74]
Feed mah sheep.[75]
Gizoogle is hilarious. We need a gizoogle thread.Relevant (http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=we+need+a+gizoogle+thread&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit)
This hasn't been derailed enough yet.Quote from: Gizoogle'd WikipediaI rap , yo ass is Peter, n' on dis rock I'ma build mah church, n' tha gatez of hell shall not prevail against dat shit. I'ma hit you wit tha keyz of tha mackdaddydom of heaven, n' whatever you bind on earth shall be bound up in heaven, n' whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed up in heaven.[73]
Simon, Simon, behold, Satan demanded ta have you, dat he might sift you like wheat yo, but I have prayed fo' you dat yo' faith may not fail fo' realz. And when you have turned again, strengthen yo' brothers.[74]
Feed mah sheep.[75]
Yeah, the article is about the pope. Gizoogle is hilarious. We need a gizoogle thread.
All of my drinks are so watered down, now.Every time we post random shit in this thread, mastacheese cries into his drink for a little longer.Soon the world will flood.
This hasn't been derailed enough yet.Quote from: Gizoogle'd WikipediaI rap , yo ass is Peter, n' on dis rock I'ma build mah church, n' tha gatez of hell shall not prevail against dat shit. I'ma hit you wit tha keyz of tha mackdaddydom of heaven, n' whatever you bind on earth shall be bound up in heaven, n' whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed up in heaven.[73]
Simon, Simon, behold, Satan demanded ta have you, dat he might sift you like wheat yo, but I have prayed fo' you dat yo' faith may not fail fo' realz. And when you have turned again, strengthen yo' brothers.[74]
Feed mah sheep.[75]
Yeah, the article is about the pope. Gizoogle is hilarious. We need a gizoogle thread.
...Feed mah sheep.
This is literally the best RTD. Hands down no contest everyone go home.It also has the best derails.
This is literally the best RTD. Hands down no contest everyone go home.It also has the best derails.
This is literally the best RTD. Hands down no contest everyone go home.It also has the best derails.
Seems to me the actual updates seem to be more derail than the 'derails', considering the percentage of derail to content.
Actually it should be in Creative Projects, for the map.This is literally the best RTD. Hands down no contest everyone go home.It also has the best derails.
Seems to me the actual updates seem to be more derail than the 'derails', considering the percentage of derail to content.
Agreed, this thread quite clearly belongs somewhere in General Discussion, and is only here because every so often somebody derails it by posting an action or rolling a dice
rolling a dice
Or perhaps someone could make a thread solely to hold links to every update in the thread.I really should have done that, shouldn't I?
Here, I might as well. May I?Or perhaps someone could make a thread solely to hold links to every update in the thread.I really should have done that, shouldn't I?
Absolutely!Here, I might as well. May I?Or perhaps someone could make a thread solely to hold links to every update in the thread.I really should have done that, shouldn't I?
Can we post in it? Depending on how big this grows, you might want to reserve a handful of posts.Don't post yet; I'm still editing the first.
Can I post?Can we post in it? Depending on how big this grows, you might want to reserve a handful of posts.Don't post yet; I'm still editing the first.
WAITCan I post?Can we post in it? Depending on how big this grows, you might want to reserve a handful of posts.Don't post yet; I'm still editing the first.
BUT IM TEH GMWAITCan I post?Can we post in it? Depending on how big this grows, you might want to reserve a handful of posts.Don't post yet; I'm still editing the first.
I'MSTILLRESERVINGPOSTS
AND I'M TEH OPBUT IM TEH GMWAITCan I post?Can we post in it? Depending on how big this grows, you might want to reserve a handful of posts.Don't post yet; I'm still editing the first.
I'MSTILLRESERVINGPOSTS
There're actually much less updates than I thought there'd be. I'm done the first 100 pages or so; I'll do the rest tomorrow and such.Yeah, the derails hit hard, and with so many players in, the game goes a lot slower through the pages that it first seems.
Don't worry, though - it will be done! And the other posts will be for interesting stuff like lore, art, etc.There're actually much less updates than I thought there'd be. I'm done the first 100 pages or so; I'll do the rest tomorrow and such.Yeah, the derails hit hard, and with so many players in, the game goes a lot slower through the pages that it first seems.
Yeah, you reserved a lot of posts in that first page.Don't worry, though - it will be done! And the other posts will be for interesting stuff like lore, art, etc.There're actually much less updates than I thought there'd be. I'm done the first 100 pages or so; I'll do the rest tomorrow and such.Yeah, the derails hit hard, and with so many players in, the game goes a lot slower through the pages that it first seems.
Okay, I can do that.Yeah, you reserved a lot of posts in that first page.Don't worry, though - it will be done! And the other posts will be for interesting stuff like lore, art, etc.There're actually much less updates than I thought there'd be. I'm done the first 100 pages or so; I'll do the rest tomorrow and such.Yeah, the derails hit hard, and with so many players in, the game goes a lot slower through the pages that it first seems.
Maybe one of them should be a kill-tracker, showing how people died throughout the game.
You'll be fine.Okay, I can do that.Yeah, you reserved a lot of posts in that first page.Don't worry, though - it will be done! And the other posts will be for interesting stuff like lore, art, etc.There're actually much less updates than I thought there'd be. I'm done the first 100 pages or so; I'll do the rest tomorrow and such.Yeah, the derails hit hard, and with so many players in, the game goes a lot slower through the pages that it first seems.
Maybe one of them should be a kill-tracker, showing how people died throughout the game.
Note that this'll all be done eventually, but still.
You need to use the last reserved one to link to the thread that will be started eventually to accommodate the spill over from this thread.I figured he'd put that at the bottom of the OP.
Lol, I think I just got myself turned around on which thread I was posting on.You need to use the last reserved one to link to the thread that will be started eventually to accommodate the spill over from this thread.I figured he'd put that at the bottom of the OP.
I think you're the third person to do that, and the thread's only been there maybe 20 minutes.Lol, I think I just got myself turned around on which thread I was posting on.You need to use the last reserved one to link to the thread that will be started eventually to accommodate the spill over from this thread.I figured he'd put that at the bottom of the OP.
These threads are dangerous tools of confusion and sig creation.I think you're the third person to do that, and the thread's only been there maybe 20 minutes.Lol, I think I just got myself turned around on which thread I was posting on.You need to use the last reserved one to link to the thread that will be started eventually to accommodate the spill over from this thread.I figured he'd put that at the bottom of the OP.
These threads are dangerous tools of confusion and sig creation.I read that in the voice of Obi-wan Kenobi.
I'll regret this, but I'm going to make one post dedicated to listing every quote that's been sigged in this thread.Well, that's the last we'll ever see of him...
I'll regret this, but I'm going to make one post dedicated to listing every quote that's been sigged in this thread.
You will need it young padawan/destroyer of the universe.I'll regret this, but I'm going to make one post dedicated to listing every quote that's been sigged in this thread.
Good luck.
I just sigged squidgen because he is made remarkable by not having a sigAround DF 1.0.0 release...Ironically, squidgen has no sig...
The lone explorer had been hacking through threads about the glorious release of 1.0.0 with his trusty search function machete. But it wasn't them that he was after. It was something much better. Making his way over to the Forum Games section, the RTDs caught his eye. Then he saw it. It was buried under mountains of other threads, but it was there. Covered in anti-necro moss, he could barely make out the title. It read "Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail"He fell on his knees, and began to weep happy tears. For he had finally found it. The limitless fountain of sigs was finally discovered! No one would ever be without sigs again!
Okay uh new game time. You are a super hero. DECLARE YOUR ONE POWER. Oh god I regret this alreadyI'll have Eidolon's (http://parahumans.wordpress.com/cast-spoiler-free/) power, if you don't mind.
I'll regret this, but I'm going to make one post dedicated to listing every quote that's been sigged in this thread.I didn't announce all the quotes I sigged. You might need to check my sig to find the posts I sigged.
Okay uh new game time. You are a super hero. DECLARE YOUR ONE POWER. Oh god I regret this alreadyI'll take Casting a shadow (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CastingAShadow?from=Main.DarkIsEdgy)
Hmm. What if I started sigging every single post? This would include the turns.You will need it young padawan/destroyer of the universe.I'll regret this, but I'm going to make one post dedicated to listing every quote that's been sigged in this thread.
Good luck.
Okay uh new game time. You are a super hero. DECLARE YOUR ONE POWER. Oh god I regret this already
Okay uh new game time. You are a super hero. DECLARE YOUR ONE POWER. Oh god I regret this already
Okay uh new game time. You are a super hero. DECLARE YOUR ONE POWER. Oh god I regret this already
Okay, mine is always-active ability to steal all of the powers available in the omniverse at all moments in time.
Okay uh new game time. You are a super hero. DECLARE YOUR ONE POWER. Oh god I regret this already
Okay, mine is always-active ability to steal all of the powers available in the omniverse at all moments in time.
Congratulations, you take contradictory powers and you blow yourself up
Okay uh new game time. You are a super hero. DECLARE YOUR ONE POWER. Oh god I regret this already
Okay, mine is always-active ability to steal all of the powers available in the omniverse at all moments in time.
Congratulations, you take contradictory powers and you blow yourself up
I stole them. Who said I was going to use them? And anyway, my death means that all of the powers are gone. Are you sure you want to do that?
I stole them. Who said I was going to use them?Power use is a choice? Tell that to these people (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerIncontinence). And, arguably, the Thing, Case-53's, etc etc.
My secondary power is to remove meta-powers. Paradox? What paradox?What's your primary power?
Already posted it. It's a page or two back, probably.I stole them. Who said I was going to use them?Power use is a choice? Tell that to these people (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerIncontinence). And, arguably, the Thing, Case-53's, etc etc.QuoteAnd anyway, my death means that all of the powers are gone. Are you sure you want to do that?I don't follow.My secondary power is to remove meta-powers. Paradox? What paradox?What's your primary power?
I can summon a parade of elephants that reflect my emotions. If I'm angry, they trample EVERYTHING. Including time and space.
My secondary power is to remove meta-powers. Paradox? What paradox?
QuoteAnd anyway, my death means that all of the powers are gone. Are you sure you want to do that?I don't follow.
I stole them. Who said I was going to use them?Power use is a choice? Tell that to these people (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerIncontinence). And, arguably, the Thing, Case-53's, etc etc.
How are those related?Already posted it. It's a page or two back, probably.My secondary power is to remove meta-powers. Paradox? What paradox?What's your primary power?
Edit:I can summon a parade of elephants that reflect my emotions. If I'm angry, they trample EVERYTHING. Including time and space.
You do not have that power. If you did, there would be no superheroes in any reality ever. Action Comics #1 disagrees.I stole the powers from everyone, so they have nothing. Since I stole them from all moments in time, no one can ever get anything without it becoming mine by principle of the power. With my death, the powers die with me.QuoteAnd anyway, my death means that all of the powers are gone. Are you sure you want to do that?I don't follow.
More likely, you're nonexistent.Alright then, depending on how paradox works, I'm dead or not.I stole them. Who said I was going to use them?Power use is a choice? Tell that to these people (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerIncontinence). And, arguably, the Thing, Case-53's, etc etc.
My third power is to prevent all of my powers from being stolen, including itself.My secondary power is to remove meta-powers. Paradox? What paradox?
Since my power would steal this, would that mean I'm still alive, or that I am dead and everyone has void powers?QuoteAnd anyway, my death means that all of the powers are gone. Are you sure you want to do that?I don't follow.
I stole the powers from everyone, so they have nothing. Since I stole them from all moments in time, no one can ever get anything without it becoming mine by principle of the power. With my death, the powers die with me.I stole them. Who said I was going to use them?Power use is a choice? Tell that to these people (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerIncontinence). And, arguably, the Thing, Case-53's, etc etc.
Alright then, depending on how paradox works, I'm dead or not.
My third power is to prevent all of my powers from being stolen, including itself.Isn't that a meta-power?
My fourth power enables me to use meta-powers without being affected by my second power.My third power is to prevent all of my powers from being stolen, including itself.Isn't that a meta-power?
Isn't that arbitrary?My fourth power enables me to use meta-powers without being affected by my second power.My third power is to prevent all of my powers from being stolen, including itself.Isn't that a meta-power?
My fifth power enables me to ignore normal logic.Isn't that arbitrary?My fourth power enables me to use meta-powers without being affected by my second power.My third power is to prevent all of my powers from being stolen, including itself.Isn't that a meta-power?
That's convenient.My fifth power enables me to ignore normal logic.Isn't that arbitrary?My fourth power enables me to use meta-powers without being affected by my second power.My third power is to prevent all of my powers from being stolen, including itself.Isn't that a meta-power?
My second power was to ban all meta-powers, if you forgot.That's convenient.My fifth power enables me to ignore normal logic.Isn't that arbitrary?My fourth power enables me to use meta-powers without being affected by my second power.My third power is to prevent all of my powers from being stolen, including itself.Isn't that a meta-power?
I'm starting to doubt that you have a second power.
That's convenient.
I'm starting to doubt that you have a second power.
QuoteI stole the powers from everyone, so they have nothing. Since I stole them from all moments in time, no one can ever get anything without it becoming mine by principle of the power. With my death, the powers die with me.You do not have that power. If you did, there would be no superheroes in any reality ever. Action Comics #1 disagrees.
Ok I'm no longer just a badass normal, I can call bullsh*t on other people's powersYou're like Kryptonite Man to Elephant Parade!
My second power originally existed to be kj's kryptonite. The third and fourth powers existed to allow the second power to exist.Ok I'm no longer just a badass normal, I can call bullsh*t on other people's powersYou're like Kryptonite Man to Elephant Parade!
I come back to life as I was at 19 years of age but with all my memories whenever I die. This takes from a couple hours to a record five weeks when I was blown to bits by a point blank nuke at a functional age of 112.Immortality! Rawr!
Shit:
October 1, 2013: Da October '13 Report is up.
Shit: May 23, 2013: Dwarf Fortress Talk #21 has been posted.
Shit: June 4, 2012: Dwarf Fortress 0.34.11 has been busted out.
Shit: June 21, 2011: A freshly smoked up Threetoe rap has been posted.
Shit: June 21, 2011: A freshly smoked up Threetoe rap has been posted.
Shit: June 21, 2011: A freshly smoked up Threetoe rap has been posted.
Shit: June 21, 2011: A freshly smoked up Threetoe rap has been posted.
Shit: June 21, 2011: A freshly smoked up Threetoe rap has been posted.Oh god, I need to sig that.
You should have an entire section of your sig just for gizoogle shenanigans.Shit: June 21, 2011: A freshly smoked up Threetoe rap has been posted.Oh god, I need to sig that.
Quote from: kj1225CRUSH THE PEASANTS UNDER MY HEEL!
(6)Yo ass crush tha peasants under yo' heel, BUT YOU ARE THE PEASANTS! Yo ass crush yo ass. Yo ass is nearly dead dawwwg!
I will be away for 5 days on camp so you guys know.
I will be away for 5 days on camp so you guys know.Don't expect anything to happen.
One time guys one timeI will be away for 5 days on camp so you guys know.
Great. Gia will probably explode now
One time guys one timeI will be away for 5 days on camp so you guys know.
Great. Gia will probably explode now
also I dont think something can explode twice.
Bay12 will find a way...Bay12 will always find a way and thats why I love it.
Roll to Gizoogle?You should have an entire section of your sig just for gizoogle shenanigans.Shit: June 21, 2011: A freshly smoked up Threetoe rap has been posted.Oh god, I need to sig that.
Oh god, it has been mentioned!Roll to Gizoogle?You should have an entire section of your sig just for gizoogle shenanigans.Shit: June 21, 2011: A freshly smoked up Threetoe rap has been posted.Oh god, I need to sig that.
I would start Roll to Gizoogle, but I dislike using crude language. I don't mind quoting it, but somebody else will have to create Roll to Gizoogle.Oh god, it has been mentioned!Roll to Gizoogle?You should have an entire section of your sig just for gizoogle shenanigans.Shit: June 21, 2011: A freshly smoked up Threetoe rap has been posted.Oh god, I need to sig that.
Get to the anti-derail bunker!
You mean this bunker?You mean this bunker?
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk108/flabort/TehDerailBunker_zps756ef05c.png)
Not a problem.
When is the update anyway?WHEN THE CARTOGRAPHY IS FINISHED.
DESTROYING THE BUNKER IS NOT A COMPETITION!It totally is.
Don't make me call Derm....DESTROYING THE BUNKER IS NOT A COMPETITION!It totally is.
(http://i.imgur.com/vlzPBYd.png)
I AM THE KING OF BUNKER DESTRUCTION! FEAR ME!
Actually, I was planning on doing that much the same way that in Roll to Dwarf, you had that poorly drawn fog of war.When is the update anyway?WHEN THE CARTOGRAPHY IS FINISHED.
WHEN ALL CORNERS OF THE WORLD ARE MAPPED.
WHEN EVERY SEA SERPENT IS REVEALED TO BE ACTUALLY JUST REEDS.
WHEN....Hey Mastahcheese? You know what would be kinda cool? If some parts of the map were uncharted and they remain that way until someone actually goes there. Then we can all assume there are sea monsters and stuff like they did in real history.
*sigh*Yes
When it's ready, can you change the thread title to let us mnow about the update?
But what will he change it to?
TAKING ALL BETS!
Nah, (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, it updates!But what will he change it to?
TAKING ALL BETS!
(IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, finished making a Hex Map OF THE WORLD!
Roll to OH GOD MY BROWSER. DAMN YOU MAP, DAMN YOU!Nah, (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, it updates!But what will he change it to?
TAKING ALL BETS!
(IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, finished making a Hex Map OF THE WORLD!
This made me laugh.Roll to OH GOD MY BROWSER. DAMN YOU MAP, DAMN YOU!Nah, (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, it updates!But what will he change it to?
TAKING ALL BETS!
(IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, finished making a Hex Map OF THE WORLD!
Trenchcoat please. and a flatcap.NOT YET.
Hmm. I've been bored lately. You know what that means?Where do I sign up?
The Chronicles of the Update Thread: Enhanced Edition
Hmm. I've been bored lately. You know what that means?Where do I sign up?
The Chronicles of the Update Thread: Enhanced Edition
Also, I told GIMP to load up Gia.xcf, so once it's done loading in 10 minutes I can get to work on it.
Wait a sec, you're using GIMP?No I have not, but I'd rather stick with this because it'll make the later stages a lot easier when I'm dealing with actual troop movement, building placement, special resource management, that sort of thing.
...Have you by any chance heard of Hexographer?
Don't worry Mister Mastahcheese! I'm sure we'll find some way to make your life difficult!Wait a sec, you're using GIMP?No I have not, but I'd rather stick with this because it'll make the later stages a lot easier when I'm dealing with actual troop movement, building placement, special resource management, that sort of thing.
...Have you by any chance heard of Hexographer?
Don't worry Mister Mastahcheese! I'm sure we'll find some way to make your life difficult!You already have!
ER. Difficult-ER. As in more difficult.Don't worry Mister Mastahcheese! I'm sure we'll find some way to make your life difficult!You already have!
(http://i.imgur.com/ReJd7NE.png)It would seem that a rival has appeared for the awful fanart throne.
The ability to give people insomnia would be either awesome or horrible.Or both. Awerible. That shall be a word now.
Do not disrupt a thread with spam, giant images or intentionally garbled language.
Hey! Spoiler those images!Quote from: The Forum GuidelinesDo not disrupt a thread with spam, giant images or intentionally garbled language.
I do not want to see this thread lost because of those!
You are all insane.I know. It's wonderful, isn't it?
TV static: This miiiiiiigth be what it looks like on LSD.Probably.
Please continue. :P
Yes, it is.You are all insane.I know. It's wonderful, isn't it?
SigYou are all insane.I know. It's wonderful, isn't it?
I surrender.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I wonder how long this will go on for.
Wheres the hat piece?My cat ate it.
What was it made of?Hats
Somewhere, in the cosmic void at the center of the moon...FIFY.
A great hatesy has just been committed...
HAAAAAAAAAAAATE!Somewhere, in the cosmic void at the center of the moon...FIFY.
A great HATEsy has just been committed...
I activate Rick James and tableflip the board in such a manner that the pieces land in such a position that I win.Rick James?
I know that's a rickroll without even clicking on it.I'd sig this, but I'm tired.
So how's the map going?I have the Dragon's Coast to an acceptable stage, the peninsula west of the Dragon's coast done, the Peninsula to the far east to an acceptable stage, and the continent just to the south, being the one the mountain homes
I just read this monstrosity...Absolutely! Once I get my colossal map complete.
And I must ask to become part of it once it begins!
Start a roll to dodge about dwarves and dragons and mantlesnakes and wizards and golden houses and cave elves and crundles.
-In the meantime as we wait for an update-
You are within your own personal office, what do you do?
(Will make an illustration when I know who is playing)
Create demonic orbital cannon.Create patent.
-In the meantime as we wait for an update-
You are within your own personal office, what do you do?
(Will make an illustration when I know who is playing)
Suck my own dick! LIKE A BAWS! :P
Do not discuss sexually oriented material. There are exceptions to this rule, such as passing discussions of sexual content in movies, books, computer games, etc. in topics not directed specifically at the sexual material in question, but no sexually themed topics are allowed. Sharing erotic images and erotic roleplaying are not permitted.
Begin an oppressive hat-based monopolistic regime.FIRE THE ORBITAL MAGMA CANNON AT THEM AS WELL!
Who? The hats?Begin an oppressive hat-based monopolistic regime.FIRE THE ORBITAL MAGMA CANNON AT THEM AS WELL!
FIRE TWO!Who? The hats?Begin an oppressive hat-based monopolistic regime.FIRE THE ORBITAL MAGMA CANNON AT THEM AS WELL!
DEPLOY HAT DECOYS!
DEPLOY MORE HATS!FIRE TWO!Who? The hats?Begin an oppressive hat-based monopolistic regime.FIRE THE ORBITAL MAGMA CANNON AT THEM AS WELL!
DEPLOY HAT DECOYS!
EMP ALL THE THINGS! EXCEPT FOR THE HATDOM OF HATS AND THE GOLDDOM OF GOLD. THE REST CAN SUCK THE EMP....
You can't be a threadromancer, because you can't cast spells without a wizard hat.EMP ALL THE THINGS! EXCEPT FOR THE HATDOM OF HATS AND THE GOLDDOM OF GOLD. THE REST CAN SUCK THE EMP....
Become High Lord Threadromancer and throw fireballs at everyone and revive them... WHILE THEIR CORPSES BURN!
Er....sorry....yeah, I have a weakness for references to other funny things.-In the meantime as we wait for an update-
You are within your own personal office, what do you do?
(Will make an illustration when I know who is playing)
Suck my own dick! LIKE A BAWS! :P
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Create a dodge to roll. You must describe an outcome. A dice will then be rolled. Based off of that roll, the action which produced that outcome will be determined. Normal inverse (or inverse normal, depending on how you want to look at it) rolling descriptions apply.Hm. Anyone up to making an experimental game like that?
If people didn't expect too much out of it, I could run it.Create a dodge to roll. You must describe an outcome. A dice will then be rolled. Based off of that roll, the action which produced that outcome will be determined. Normal inverse (or inverse normal, depending on how you want to look at it) rolling descriptions apply.Hm. Anyone up to making an experimental game like that?
I was thinking of creating something somewhat similar last night, but I forget what it was. It wasn't quite this, but it was kinda close.Create a dodge to roll. You must describe an outcome. A dice will then be rolled. Based off of that roll, the action which produced that outcome will be determined. Normal inverse (or inverse normal, depending on how you want to look at it) rolling descriptions apply.Hm. Anyone up to making an experimental game like that?
I remember now. You started at the end of the story, and worked your way backwards.I was thinking of creating something somewhat similar last night, but I forget what it was. It wasn't quite this, but it was kinda close.Create a dodge to roll. You must describe an outcome. A dice will then be rolled. Based off of that roll, the action which produced that outcome will be determined. Normal inverse (or inverse normal, depending on how you want to look at it) rolling descriptions apply.Hm. Anyone up to making an experimental game like that?
That's awesome. MAKE IT!It's made. Go do
Link?That's awesome. MAKE IT!It's made. Go do
That reminds me of a game I was running a while back that was exactly that.I remember now. You started at the end of the story, and worked your way backwards.I was thinking of creating something somewhat similar last night, but I forget what it was. It wasn't quite this, but it was kinda close.Create a dodge to roll. You must describe an outcome. A dice will then be rolled. Based off of that roll, the action which produced that outcome will be determined. Normal inverse (or inverse normal, depending on how you want to look at it) rolling descriptions apply.Hm. Anyone up to making an experimental game like that?
Never heard of it. Link?That reminds me of a game I was running a while back that was exactly that.I remember now. You started at the end of the story, and worked your way backwards.I was thinking of creating something somewhat similar last night, but I forget what it was. It wasn't quite this, but it was kinda close.Create a dodge to roll. You must describe an outcome. A dice will then be rolled. Based off of that roll, the action which produced that outcome will be determined. Normal inverse (or inverse normal, depending on how you want to look at it) rolling descriptions apply.Hm. Anyone up to making an experimental game like that?
And the RtD it was inspired by.
And the fact that that was inspired by "Momento".
Was that the one where you were dead and had to roll to determine how you came to be that way?That reminds me of a game I was running a while back that was exactly that.I remember now. You started at the end of the story, and worked your way backwards.I was thinking of creating something somewhat similar last night, but I forget what it was. It wasn't quite this, but it was kinda close.Create a dodge to roll. You must describe an outcome. A dice will then be rolled. Based off of that roll, the action which produced that outcome will be determined. Normal inverse (or inverse normal, depending on how you want to look at it) rolling descriptions apply.Hm. Anyone up to making an experimental game like that?
And the RtD it was inspired by.
And the fact that that was inspired by "Momento".
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=132435.0 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=132435.0)
Ayup.Was that the one where you were dead and had to roll to determine how you came to be that way?That reminds me of a game I was running a while back that was exactly that.I remember now. You started at the end of the story, and worked your way backwards.I was thinking of creating something somewhat similar last night, but I forget what it was. It wasn't quite this, but it was kinda close.Create a dodge to roll. You must describe an outcome. A dice will then be rolled. Based off of that roll, the action which produced that outcome will be determined. Normal inverse (or inverse normal, depending on how you want to look at it) rolling descriptions apply.Hm. Anyone up to making an experimental game like that?
And the RtD it was inspired by.
And the fact that that was inspired by "Momento".
I was gonna think of having my civ (its city states, right? and if you were ok with it) as a nation of threadromancers/undead with their leader (myself) as a High Lord THreadromancer that isn't as broken and suicidal. And I'd have to steal corpses probably to fuel my army unless you let me use carrion eaters (rat swarms, raven flocks, etc).I might allow that.
And those who wouldn't know about it would learn the horrors that we faced because of them! 8)
He'd need access to necromancy sphere as a start, and then he'd need to learn some sort of fast-travel, like flying or something. That way he can go to the fields of battle after the war is over and take ALL the corpses! 8)I was gonna think of having my civ (its city states, right? and if you were ok with it) as a nation of threadromancers/undead with their leader (myself) as a High Lord THreadromancer that isn't as broken and suicidal. And I'd have to steal corpses probably to fuel my army unless you let me use carrion eaters (rat swarms, raven flocks, etc).I might allow that.
And those who wouldn't know about it would learn the horrors that we faced because of them! 8)
It'd be interesting.
...What? Who? Why? When? Where? How? Banana?
I was gonna think of having my civ (its city states, right? and if you were ok with it) as a nation of threadromancers/undead with their leader (myself) as a High Lord THreadromancer that isn't as broken and suicidal. And I'd have to steal corpses probably to fuel my army unless you let me use carrion eaters (rat swarms, raven flocks, etc).Corpses? No, you would need to steal THREADS. Specifically, all these derail threads that keep popping up out of this. :P
And those who wouldn't know about it would learn the horrors that we faced because of them! 8)
I think it just got enough votes for Hall of Legends. And with the amount of derail threads here, I think I got an army to take over the continent I establish on :oI was gonna think of having my civ (its city states, right? and if you were ok with it) as a nation of threadromancers/undead with their leader (myself) as a High Lord THreadromancer that isn't as broken and suicidal. And I'd have to steal corpses probably to fuel my army unless you let me use carrion eaters (rat swarms, raven flocks, etc).Corpses? No, you would need to steal THREADS. Specifically, all these derail threads that keep popping up out of this. :P
And those who wouldn't know about it would learn the horrors that we faced because of them! 8)
Also I like how Necrothreat has become an actual thing.
With the amount of derail threads here you probably have an army to rival Xantalos and Derm if their powers combined. I mean not really, but hey....LOT of derail threads :PI think it just got enough votes for Hall of Legends. And with the amount of derail threads here, I think I got an army to take over the continent I establish on :oI was gonna think of having my civ (its city states, right? and if you were ok with it) as a nation of threadromancers/undead with their leader (myself) as a High Lord THreadromancer that isn't as broken and suicidal. And I'd have to steal corpses probably to fuel my army unless you let me use carrion eaters (rat swarms, raven flocks, etc).Corpses? No, you would need to steal THREADS. Specifically, all these derail threads that keep popping up out of this. :P
And those who wouldn't know about it would learn the horrors that we faced because of them! 8)
Also I like how Necrothreat has become an actual thing.
I'm not worried because the serpents are back underground if not dead. As for the amount of details, I agree, there are MANY. I'm probably gonna situate myself by the coast of the mountain home island and make naval ships that just carry armies of the dead that harass and being home more corpses for revival by the lesser necromancers that follow me 8) I think they'd be my range unit, hands and limbs being the infantry, undead hordes being the shock troops. And everyone needs a scout unit, so raven swarms! 8)Well, that depends on whether I survive my dual with BFEL on behalf of God!Me.
I thought you both got crushed/buried under rubble and he left the place somehow with the merchants?I'm not worried because the serpents are back underground if not dead. As for the amount of details, I agree, there are MANY. I'm probably gonna situate myself by the coast of the mountain home island and make naval ships that just carry armies of the dead that harass and being home more corpses for revival by the lesser necromancers that follow me 8) I think they'd be my range unit, hands and limbs being the infantry, undead hordes being the shock troops. And everyone needs a scout unit, so raven swarms! 8)Well, that depends on whether I survive my dual with BFEL on behalf of God!Me.
And even then he turns into a serpent too, so there's that.
Nope. As mastahcheese said, even if I get crushed under a mountain I'll crawl out to do battle with him because I'm fatelocked to kill him or die trying, and in order for him to become prophet of my religion he has to duel me or die.I smell a war of the gods!
And then watch as I turn them into (inert) gold!Could you imagine gold zombies? That'd be weird! And don't you have gold golems?
...Or until I roll a 6 and make them even stronger. Either or.
Heh. My wizard sphere is pretty much tailored for war. Enjoy getting stomped by golem armies and mobile castles.Who said i was against the last of the wizards? I'm just a different breed of them. If I go through with it, mines the sphere of undeath, so we may be rivals, with your construction/creation, but if we work together, the secrets of life and death become ours! Think about it:
HO HO HOHeh. My wizard sphere is pretty much tailored for war. Enjoy getting stomped by golem armies and mobile castles.Who said i was against the last of the wizards? I'm just a different breed of them. If I go through with it, mines the sphere of undeath, so we may be rivals, with your construction/creation, but if we work together, the secrets of life and death become ours! Think about it:
Death/birth
Murder/revive
Creation/destruction
End/beginning
Our powers together could probably end the influence of gods and make us both immortal against time and anything else! We'd be unkillable until the end of the age of magic. Your golems and my zombies... Imagine; bone golems, or even flesh golems like seen in oblivion! The opportunities are endless! Ponder on it until we begin, I expect a good friendship...
And also to the humans; I didn't say I'd attack you, I just meant it as I'd clear your fields of the dead. After all, skeletons and zombies don't have to kill, especially in a city state based around it! ;D
HO HO HO
secrets
HO HO HO
HO HO HO
secrets
HO HO HO
Uh.
Arrest the police!
mastacheese cancels update: busy with mapmaking
How's it coming along btw? How many landmasses are done?
So how long until the map is finished?
Ehehehehe.Well, that would certainly give me ample time.
Clearly we need to dump a billillion dollers on the head of mastahcheese. Then he will have time because time = money, which leads into logic-breaking math.
All misspellings here were intentional.
Posting here cause Imma be working dem maps.YAY!Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)
Wait, that continent made it all the way down into rocky terrain?
Hmm, I'll have to fix that.
Wait, that continent made it all the way down into rocky terrain?Huh?
Hmm, I'll have to fix that.
It means hes got more work to do ON TOP of what hes already gotWait, that continent made it all the way down into rocky terrain?Huh?
Hmm, I'll have to fix that.
I got that, I'm a bit confused as to what that work is.It means hes got more work to do ON TOP of what hes already gotWait, that continent made it all the way down into rocky terrain?Huh?
Hmm, I'll have to fix that.
I think he screwed up an area or twoI got that, I'm a bit confused as to what that work is.It means hes got more work to do ON TOP of what hes already gotWait, that continent made it all the way down into rocky terrain?Huh?
Hmm, I'll have to fix that.
EDIT:I'm interested in this program too. Wanna post it if you can find it?
maybe I should've spoken up about my map painting program I made years ago (if I still have it)?
It requires small photos I had with it. Also it's squares, but with some tweaking, it MIGHT be able to do hex. It makes a sizeable area of your choice and you hit a key to change the value and image to what you want.EDIT:I'm interested in this program too. Wanna post it if you can find it?
maybe I should've spoken up about my map painting program I made years ago (if I still have it)?
Sounds pretty crazy, there, Highmax.The idea alone was excellent. My problem was I had so many issues with the map editor alone just to make the world, that I had like 2 weeks to finish it. I got battles down, character creation, and a shop system down pat, but I couldn't put it together in time. I also finished the random encounter generator, which was hilarious as I tried it with the map movement (four dragons, 2/100 chance, stronger then wyverns, in a row). I had like six parts to finish, including the damn cursor I took four projects trying to work (and STILL never got working). I also had to actually implement icons for enemies and the like since the world map guy was a red circle for most of it.
The Area I was referring too was on the continent that the human civs are on, where the right hand side dips down into rocky terrain, and then a peak of ice.
I had forgotten it went down that far.
Speaking of which, in discovering this, I found that I made the world map too tall, so I'll have to crop off the excess after I recalculate the distances.
But I did do some preliminary work on that continent, so it now looks like a patchy splotch on the map that really needs fixing.
Which is better than before, where it was nothing at all.
Well, that was annoying. Because of the neighbor's inability to use a woodstove properly, our fire alarms registered a bit of carbon monoxide and went off times or so. In the confusion, I must've bumped my laptop or something, because it made a weird rumbling whirring sound.You update with Mastacheese? That's impressive! :o
Hopefully it's fine, since I bought it only a few months ago. Either way, if you're producing so much smoke with your woodstove that the alarm of your neighbor's house goes off repeatedly, you're doing something wrong.
Point of all this is, I lost a bunch of little things. Minor but irritating things, like a few little Roll to Spelunk documents and my Anti-Idle: The Game builds. Anyway, no update tonight. Probably. Certainly not for an hour or two while I make sure my computer isn't planning to spontaneously combust.
Wrong thread. I'm still panicky over my computer exploding, and I had it in Post Reply. I could've sworn I was about to post to Roll to Spelunk, though.Well, that was annoying. Because of the neighbor's inability to use a woodstove properly, our fire alarms registered a bit of carbon monoxide and went off times or so. In the confusion, I must've bumped my laptop or something, because it made a weird rumbling whirring sound.You update with Mastacheese? That's impressive! :o
Hopefully it's fine, since I bought it only a few months ago. Either way, if you're producing so much smoke with your woodstove that the alarm of your neighbor's house goes off repeatedly, you're doing something wrong.
Point of all this is, I lost a bunch of little things. Minor but irritating things, like a few little Roll to Spelunk documents and my Anti-Idle: The Game builds. Anyway, no update tonight. Probably. Certainly not for an hour or two while I make sure my computer isn't planning to spontaneously combust.
No problem. Hope your laptop is fine!Wrong thread.Well, that was annoying. Because of the neighbor's inability to use a woodstove properly, our fire alarms registered a bit of carbon monoxide and went off times or so. In the confusion, I must've bumped my laptop or something, because it made a weird rumbling whirring sound.You update with Mastacheese? That's impressive! :o
Hopefully it's fine, since I bought it only a few months ago. Either way, if you're producing so much smoke with your woodstove that the alarm of your neighbor's house goes off repeatedly, you're doing something wrong.
Point of all this is, I lost a bunch of little things. Minor but irritating things, like a few little Roll to Spelunk documents and my Anti-Idle: The Game builds. Anyway, no update tonight. Probably. Certainly not for an hour or two while I make sure my computer isn't planning to spontaneously combust.
It seems to be. Also, LibreOffice apparently performed voodoo magic as my computer was shutting down and recovered my documents perfectly.No problem. Hope your laptop is fine!Wrong thread.Well, that was annoying. Because of the neighbor's inability to use a woodstove properly, our fire alarms registered a bit of carbon monoxide and went off times or so. In the confusion, I must've bumped my laptop or something, because it made a weird rumbling whirring sound.You update with Mastacheese? That's impressive! :o
Hopefully it's fine, since I bought it only a few months ago. Either way, if you're producing so much smoke with your woodstove that the alarm of your neighbor's house goes off repeatedly, you're doing something wrong.
Point of all this is, I lost a bunch of little things. Minor but irritating things, like a few little Roll to Spelunk documents and my Anti-Idle: The Game builds. Anyway, no update tonight. Probably. Certainly not for an hour or two while I make sure my computer isn't planning to spontaneously combust.
That's some major voodoo, bro.It is. Especially since I also had Minecraft open, plus Firefox with about 20 tabs, ordered into three windows for easier access.
Now that's odd but awesomeThat's some major voodoo, bro.It is. Especially since I also had Minecraft open, plus Firefox with about 20 tabs, ordered into three windows for easier access.
Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail/Map-Making/Voodoo/Derail/Stall for Time/Slash/The length of titles around here is too D*** High!It'd be epic nonetheless if that worked though!
When this map gets finished, it'll be hilarious to see how politics, religion, and sheer insanity and blood-lust can collide at high velocities.Don't forget the golem armies! Also flying castles with ballistae that shoot ballistae that shoot swordsgolems.
When this map gets finished, it'll be hilarious to see how politics, religion, and sheer insanity and blood-lust can collide at high velocities.I know my actual political party will be dictatorship, since, you know, high lord threadromancers are the strongest of all. They worship no gods except the high lord threadromancer, and everyone is mindless except the threadromancers and the high lord threadromancer himself... As for blood lust, we're undead, but we're CIVIL undead, so less bloodshed :P
Forgot that your golems are inorganic... Damn... I think you'd be the only force capable of stopping me if I decide to institute world peace...When this map gets finished, it'll be hilarious to see how politics, religion, and sheer insanity and blood-lust can collide at high velocities.Don't forget the golem armies! Also flying castles with ballistae that shoot ballistae that shoot swordsgolems.
Speaking of masthacheese, you should also include a blank grey map which is basically the underground, adds more tactical depth, both physically and technically, also you could just use it if anybody wants to do a PM drilling operation to literally undermine somewhere or just for mining for minerals.I...
Well, I'm only saying I'm not war HUNGRY, I never said I wasn't going to be war PREPARED, and because my forces won't be so spread out from qonquesting and stuff, my forts will be much tougher to take down.I think we'd get along just fine... You give me your dead and defeated enemies, and I give you my hand in friendship, meaning you point me to a project and my zombies and hands will try to help build it or dig up the area... Wait... I may need to create Husks for this... QUICK! DISCOVER THE SECRETS OF HUSK CLOUDS!
Speaking of masthacheese, you should also include a blank grey map which is basically the underground, adds more tactical depth, both physically and technically, also you could just use it if anybody wants to do a PM drilling operation to literally undermine somewhere or just for mining for minerals.
Just keep in mind that magic will be slowly fading out as the world progresses, so while that might be a viable solution for the beginning, after a couple ages pass, that may not work as well.I think once the age of magic fades out, there'll be a spellplague and a war to end all magic. Meaning all the wizards must either give up their magic and become normal or fade into death. The Necrothreaders will be hit the most, because Undeath is a product of magic, and once it loosens its hold, only Husks, a natural undead creature, will remain. By then, the dead will stay dead, the high lord will loose his power, and his followers will desert him... As sad as it will be, it would be inevitable. As a final spell, he'd probably end up corrupting the lands around him so Husks would indeed become more common, but still not enough to gather them as a city state. By then, I would loose, but I would probably fade away into unexistance by leaving a taint on the place I was at, only able to be purified by powerful, terraforming tech
The option of developing space travel ASAP and running to Hatvia is looking more and more appealing.Yes, it is.
Now I'm imagining some apocalypse world spawned by Husking clouds roaming the world.
Sounds pretty interesting, actually.The option of developing space travel ASAP and running to Hatvia is looking more and more appealing.Yes, it is.
Keep in mind that the Space Age is not where space travel is first available, just where it because mainstream.
A simple moon landing could be made as early as the Atomic Age, maybe sooner under unusual circumstances.
(I think that would be a fine diplomatic agreement, and scince I'm going to be science based (mainly developing tech) I think I would be happy to create synthetic husk clouds for you.Well, I'm only saying I'm not war HUNGRY, I never said I wasn't going to be war PREPARED, and because my forces won't be so spread out from qonquesting and stuff, my forts will be much tougher to take down.I think we'd get along just fine... You give me your dead and defeated enemies, and I give you my hand in friendship, meaning you point me to a project and my zombies and hands will try to help build it or dig up the area... Wait... I may need to create Husks for this... QUICK! DISCOVER THE SECRETS OF HUSK CLOUDS!
Speaking of masthacheese, you should also include a blank grey map which is basically the underground, adds more tactical depth, both physically and technically, also you could just use it if anybody wants to do a PM drilling operation to literally undermine somewhere or just for mining for minerals.
I wouldn't do it, magma burns corpses... But destruction magic is kind of haphazard, meaning if I use it, it will probably obliterate EVERYTHING in that area...
I think this is what it would look like:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Meaning I'd have an EXTREMELY deadly spell, but I'd more then likely kill myself in the process... And everything in a massive area as well... And the other wizards and gods would probably try and destroy me before I use it...
Now, the question: how do we wizards bend the rules and preserve our magic? Could we flee to another world?That's something you'll have to figure out on your own.
The most obvious one would be none would follow science but I'm already going to be science based so that's out the window, the next would be if someone became so powerful they wouldn't fade out but what's the third one?Actually, neither of those were factored into my saying that there were at least 3 ways.
The option of developing space travel ASAP and running to Hatvia is looking more and more appealing.There'll be some jerk who'll probably try and destroy a part of hatvia in an evil plan. It's not going to be me, because I'm going to appear as this evil figure but actually be rather kind and protective of the area, and seem rather misplaced with his magics. Think of him as a death sympathizer.
I'm assuming the gods would be involved, or perhaps Death or Hell. Perhaps a deal for your soul is one of them?Actually, no, I hadn't factored those, either.
See, the cool thing about golems is that I can slowly change them to being tech-based as magic fades.Yeah, that's pretty clever.
Does this magic fading affect my shenanigans? The ones we discussed?
Does this magic fading affect my shenanigans? The ones we discussed?No, we're talking about Arcane magic.
True, you would be able to make a utopia, also I wouldn't mind if We could have an alliance, we both seem to be working towards a scientific goal, and two heads are better than one, right?Well, I just hope neither of you just s*** on the new player (me) as I try to figure things out
They shouldn't, particularly since the rules will change so astronomically, everyone will be figuring things out.True, you would be able to make a utopia, also I wouldn't mind if We could have an alliance, we both seem to be working towards a scientific goal, and two heads are better than one, right?Well, I just hope neither of you just s*** on the new player (me) as I try to figure things out
Yay!They shouldn't, particularly since the rules will change so astronomically, everyone will be figuring things out.True, you would be able to make a utopia, also I wouldn't mind if We could have an alliance, we both seem to be working towards a scientific goal, and two heads are better than one, right?Well, I just hope neither of you just s*** on the new player (me) as I try to figure things out
Like I said earlier, I am not battle hungry only battle prepared, I have no interest in starting fights but I will unleash everything I have on you if I get attacked.As I said, I don't plan on going to war, just learning the secrets to creating better undead and making more of them
Aye.Yes.
Even you, amiright?
Can we ask if the spawns will be random for the city-state starts or can we predefine them?Aye.Yes.
Even you, amiright?
And the game isn't ready, people! You can't post actions yet!
If you want to ask questions about how you will start and whatever, that's fine.
Speaking of, please, will you have a underground map, it could just be a grey area which is replaced by black indicating mined out areas, that way, I could build my kingdom underground in a massive sprawling cave system, would that be possible?Aye.Yes.
Even you, amiright?
And the game isn't ready, people! You can't post actions yet!
If you want to ask questions about how you will start and whatever, that's fine.
Humans digging a city underground? :oSpeaking of, please, will you have a underground map, it could just be a grey area which is replaced by black indicating mined out areas, that way, I could build my kingdom underground in a massive sprawling cave system, would that be possible?Aye.Yes.
Even you, amiright?
And the game isn't ready, people! You can't post actions yet!
If you want to ask questions about how you will start and whatever, that's fine.
Hey! Humans can be miners too! No need to be rascist!I'm not being racist, I just never HEARD of that before... One thing I'm looking foreword to is the golem nation when an electromancer arrives or the EMP is invented. I know I'm going to put a big target on my head, but I'll just keep posting in respose:
Can we ask if the spawns will be random for the city-state starts or can we predefine them?Sort of, I'll let you say what you want, and pick a semi-random spot that fills it.
Will we still be able to perform traditional actions?Somewhat, yeah, but there will be more hardwritten stuff, as well.
Will this still be a/an RTD? (stupid phonetic vs. written grammar)
Speaking of, please, will you have a underground map, it could just be a grey area which is replaced by black indicating mined out areas, that way, I could build my kingdom underground in a massive sprawling cave system, would that be possible?Maybe, if it doesn't turn out to be too much work, but building underground might not be feasible, due to the nature of how I want the game to run.
(Aww, dang, well at least can we build structures underground, like a rocket bay? I want to surprise people by pulling a legion of robots out of my ass when it looks like I have no armyKnow what'd be a great tactic I just thought of?
(Aww, dang, well at least can we build structures underground, like a rocket bay? I want to surprise people by pulling a legion of robots out of my ass when it looks like I have no armyWell, stuff like rocket bays will be rather unique to that rule, and you can't make those in the stone age.
(Aww, dang, well at least can we build structures underground, like a rocket bay? I want to surprise people by pulling a legion of robots out of my ass when it looks like I have no armySURPRISE RUINED!
(i mean after the stone age, in the more techy times, would having things like a defense room (like president safehouses, the underground, heavily defended ones) or panic rooms and things, would those be possible?At some point, yeah, for special buildings.
Question: what will happen to the wizards when magic dies out? I plan to become a cyborg scientist, but I dunno about people who chose fire and stuff.It depends on the wizard.
Actually, the way that horses will work is that they will function as special resources that you can build a stables on top of, so they wouldn't appear underground, anyway.I'll accept the death of mine if that's what occurs. Only thing is what he'll do as he fades away
But having some unique underground resources would be cool, so I think I may do that.
Also, Dwarves will get a bonus to mining, so keep that in mind when you choose your race.Question: what will happen to the wizards when magic dies out? I plan to become a cyborg scientist, but I dunno about people who chose fire and stuff.It depends on the wizard.
Good, because I would really like having stockpiles of weapons and stuff underground, just waiting to be unleashed.Good god... Imagine the amount of carp he could hide under there... If there were soldiers that came up from small pit caves, I'm turning around and surrendering
Do this.
Also, what will happen to my Gold Wizard?
Oh yeah.Do this.I'm pretty sure he was crushed by a mountainhome.
Also, what will happen to my Gold Wizard?
I think you'd give up your magics or die. That means anything you had influence with regards to magic, fades away as if it wasn't there. I'm being VERY haphazard with the undeath thing... I think I would become the driving forces of natural death and decay, because I'm making a necrosis spell, a husk spell, and probably more diseases and plagues will arise if I feel like there needs to be more chaos...Oh yeah.Do this.I'm pretty sure he was crushed by a mountainhome.
Also, what will happen to my Gold Wizard?
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What would have happened if he had lived long enough to see the Fall of Magic?
Hey! Humans can be miners too! No need to be rascist!I'm not being racist, I just never HEARD of that before...
The decline of anime in the world and your character's ki becoming impotent.I think he's just a special form of wizard in mastacheeses eyes
Probably.
I'd like to know how I'm going to be a part of the New WorldYou're going to take the larger snake's place once it dies from somethingOrder, considering as I am a massive melty fire magma snake.
So I become Xantalos' Prophet? isnt that why BFEL is killing xantasnake?Well, if I live you stay my awesome kid guy, if I die you become BFEL's awesome kid guy. Feel free to try to overthrow either.
The decline of anime in the world and your character's ki becoming impotent.
Probably.
The decline of anime in the world and your character's ki becoming impotent.
Probably.
Considering how I am heading towards the mountains to form a citadel for KJ's believers, and would likely show others how to use my abilities, this does not worry me.
Also, why does magic have to decline and be replaced by science? Sufficiently advanced magic can accomplish the same things as technology.
Paradox action: Don't do my actionUse his corpse from the aftermath of the explosion from the first paradox and create a life/death paradox!
Paradox action: Don't do my actionYou autosucceed and idle around!
Also, why does magic have to decline and be replaced by science? Sufficiently advanced magic can accomplish the same things as technology.Then don't let technology rise, use magic instead.
Speaking of which, given the whole "fate-locked" thing I got myself into could I flee from the Xantasnake while still keeping the whole fatelock going?Fleeing would cancel the Fate lock, or remove your powers from Xantalos, at Xantalos's digression.
I just got an idea of my dude going town to town with the Xantasnake trailing a few miles behind and preaching the word of Xantalos, sparing the "true believers" from the invincible Xantasnake while leading it right through the towns of the heretics :P
He would have likely just witnessed himself become rather powerless, he's not a lich, so his lifeOh yeah.Also, what will happen to my Gold Wizard?I'm pretty sure he was crushed by a mountainhome.
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What would have happened if he had lived long enough to see the Fall of Magic?
Actually, he's not.The decline of anime in the world and your character's ki becoming impotent.I think he's just a special form of wizard in mastacheeses eyes
Probably.
Also, why does magic have to decline and be replaced by science? Sufficiently advanced magic can accomplish the same things as technology.Well, if you remember, the wizards are not human, in fact, no body know where they came from.
Zanzetkun has a point in my opinion. I mean MC didn't really explain WHY that would happen, so right now it seems hes doing that just to get another point on the eventual TVtropes page :PI tried to explain it as best I could without ruining the whole thing.
But yeah, I trust Mastahcheese enough to figure he's not making magic die out for the sole reasoning of "Because that's what magic does"
Yeah, if BFEL ran away like a pansy, he'd likely get his powers and the fatelock revoked.That's why it's your choice, because if he could just cancel the fate lock, then Xantasnake would be crushed under the mountain, but you get to chose, so you can keep it alive.
Of course, Xantasnake would then pursue and eat him for being a pansy.
Edit: Kinda funny how it's averaging one update per five pages or so.That's actually becoming pretty standard for my games.
I think that more than half this thread is derails. Of course, they were entertaining derails, so the only real downside was recently fixed by Xantalos.Edit: Kinda funny how it's averaging one update per five pages or so.That's actually becoming pretty standard for my games.
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Yeah, if BFEL ran away like a pansy, he'd likely get his powers and the fatelock revoked.Well the idea wasn't to run away like a pansy, but to lead the Xantasnake on a chase to gather support for my later civ. I'm thinking something kinda Aztec-y with blood sacrifices and such.
Of course, Xantasnake would then pursue and eat him for being a pansy.
The reason that magic declines with the passage of advancement, and not the passage of time, is because advancement is time.Correlation and not causation?
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I don't think that statement over there even exists.>How about this?<You certainly didn't read it.
^Yep, you totally didn't see this.
You may have to look rather carefully.Hmmm...
You are dead. What do you do?
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I don't think that statement over there even exists.>How about this?<You certainly didn't read it.
^Yep, you totally didn't see this.
What does the hidden text say? I can't find it.
Somewhat.The reason that magic declines with the passage of advancement, and not the passage of time, is because advancement is time.Correlation and not causation?
I just remembered a song lyric that had the forces of magic end in a way that I think might be the way, but might not be;
It talks about a wizard and the armies that requested his aid, and they march against the gods that created them. They succeed in killing the gods, but the wizard realizes all magic dies with them, and he realises that the world needed the gods, and then the wizard kind of leaves the world of existence (doesn't really say what he does except he leaves).
In short: if the forces of the gods fail and they die or are destroyed, magic dies in the world. I don't know if this is how you invisioned it, but it's a possible reason for the end of magic
Unless gods are arcane beings or there's an arcane god... I think there was one if I recall?GreatWyrmGold is the patron god of arcane magic, but his own magic is still divine.
So if greateyrmgold dies, would all arcane magic fade?Unless gods are arcane beings or there's an arcane god... I think there was one if I recall?GreatWyrmGold is the patron god of arcane magic, but his own magic is still divine.
No, he's the patron god, not the source.So if greateyrmgold dies, would all arcane magic fade?Unless gods are arcane beings or there's an arcane god... I think there was one if I recall?GreatWyrmGold is the patron god of arcane magic, but his own magic is still divine.
Ah... I see...Well, the golems would work because normally their movement is controlled by magic, but people would replace the insides with mechanisms before their magic faded, so they wouldn't fade away. The golems themselves wouldn't dissolve, or anything, just lack the ability to keep moving, the actual materials they were made of would still be intact.
And a question about things made by magic, but became "natural" like the golems will be able to become technology, and if I pursue death magic, I'm going to for sure create diseases and disasters in the world. Will they remain or will they fade away?
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Where do you shove all these sigs?Allright, I need to sig it.(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻That's awesome...
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He uses the sig thread.Where do you shove all these sigs?Allright, I need to sig it.(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻That's awesome...
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There's a sig thread?He uses the sig thread.Where do you shove all these sigs?Allright, I need to sig it.(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻That's awesome...
just can't resist.
There's a sig thread?Yep, just so people can sig insane amount of things, and then put a link to their sig post in their signature space.
Ok, I did a tiny amount of work on the map, which is a start, at least.
I fixed the issue with the map being too tall, now it is a more realistic and easier to work with size.
Also I did a bit of smoothing of the main continent, so soon I'll have it done and then I can add in the forests and whatnot.
Making a new thread for this would only DOUBLE the derail.Ok, I did a tiny amount of work on the map, which is a start, at least.
I fixed the issue with the map being too tall, now it is a more realistic and easier to work with size.
Also I did a bit of smoothing of the main continent, so soon I'll have it done and then I can add in the forests and whatnot.
I wonder if this will continue to derail after it becomes a tactical thing. I'd suggest an OOC thread, but I think I'd miss the derails.
The funny thing is that Roll to Derail has very little off-topic posts. The page-long argument about derailspace was related, but still kind off a derail.Yeah, that was intended to be a derail.
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Well, I don't have to worry about the derails drowning out the actual game, because I hired an eldritch secretary to keep track of all my garbage.You're welcome.
Well, I don't have to worry about the derails drowning out the actual game, because I hired an eldritch secretary to keep track of all my garbage.Yay garbage!
Well, I don't have to worry about the derails drowning out the actual game, because I hired an eldritch secretary to keep track of all my garbage.Is it a trashcan?
Thanks again for that, I actually edited my first post in the organization thread with a proper thanks.Well, I don't have to worry about the derails drowning out the actual game, because I hired an eldritch secretary to keep track of all my garbage.You're welcome.
I don't know. Eldritch gods have a notorious hate of organization. That's why they're lords of chaos, after all.Except for you're the lord of chaos in this game.
All of the above.Well, I don't have to worry about the derails drowning out the actual game, because I hired an eldritch secretary to keep track of all my garbage.Is it a trashcan?
Or a pig?
Or a goat?
Nope, I'm just the lord of insanity. Dignified manners of dress cannot abide chaos. It spoils the dapperness.I don't know. Eldritch gods have a notorious hate of organization. That's why they're lords of chaos, after all.Except for you're the lord of chaos in this game.
Ok, I did a bit more work on the map, the main continent is looking better, I just need to work on the southern tip and then I'll be ready to add the mountains and forests.I MUST PUT MY LOCATION ON THIS BRAIN! :P
Right now the main continent looks like the shape of a brain.
The brain belongs to the hivemind.Hive mind vs Threadromancers
For extra nerd points, place it in the pineal gland of that brain.Ok, I did a bit more work on the map, the main continent is looking better, I just need to work on the southern tip and then I'll be ready to add the mountains and forests.I MUST PUT MY LOCATION ON THIS BRAIN! :P
Right now the main continent looks like the shape of a brain.
I don't know what it is, but LETS DO IT!For extra nerd points, place it in the pineal gland of that brain.Ok, I did a bit more work on the map, the main continent is looking better, I just need to work on the southern tip and then I'll be ready to add the mountains and forests.I MUST PUT MY LOCATION ON THIS BRAIN! :P
Right now the main continent looks like the shape of a brain.
What. Just... What?I know.
So how many pages has it been since the last update? :PWhat. Just... What?I know.
I take the parts responsible for math and logic. I will be the only one with knowledge of basic addition!Counterexample: 2+2-4
I take the parts responsible for math and logic. I will be the only one with knowledge of basic addition!Hmm, probably good for adding up your losses, I would expect.
51.Ouch.
(I'll take the top, and build a hat-shaped series of dykes up there.)((Why are you building so many butch lesbians?
He means dikes. I hope.I hope he means the manmade river dikes...
(I'll take the top, and build a hat-shaped series of levees up there.)Happy now?
I'm joking about, mostly because I know what you meant :P(I'll take the top, and build a hat-shaped series of levees up there.)Happy now?
Yeah, I know. There's still a demon running about now, though.I'm joking about, mostly because I know what you meant :P(I'll take the top, and build a hat-shaped series of levees up there.)Happy now?
In all seriousness, you have to do that though, it'd be awesomeYeah, I know. There's still a demon running about now, though.I'm joking about, mostly because I know what you meant :P(I'll take the top, and build a hat-shaped series of levees up there.)Happy now?
It doubles as both a holy site for myself, and as a landing point for those Hatvian space invaders you know will come at some point.No, you can't ask for a snazzy hat shaped meteor or an orbital hat cannon :P
If I ask myself for a miracle, can I grant my wish?
But can I ask myself to build a wall to hold back a hat-shaped nation on the reclaimed lowlands?It doubles as both a holy site for myself, and as a landing point for those Hatvian space invaders you know will come at some point.No, you can't ask for a snazzy hat shaped meteor or an orbital hat cannon :P
If I ask myself for a miracle, can I grant my wish?
Or would that be a hat shaped wall instead of the rivers and call it the great wall of Hatvia? :PBut can I ask myself to build a wall to hold back a hat-shaped nation on the reclaimed lowlands?It doubles as both a holy site for myself, and as a landing point for those Hatvian space invaders you know will come at some point.No, you can't ask for a snazzy hat shaped meteor or an orbital hat cannon :P
If I ask myself for a miracle, can I grant my wish?
And would I be more likely to be able to do it if everyone there was made insane and/or drunk?
Hatvia is the moon in this continuity, not my Holy Nation :P.Or would that be a hat shaped wall instead of the rivers and call it the great wall of Hatvia? :PBut can I ask myself to build a wall to hold back a hat-shaped nation on the reclaimed lowlands?It doubles as both a holy site for myself, and as a landing point for those Hatvian space invaders you know will come at some point.No, you can't ask for a snazzy hat shaped meteor or an orbital hat cannon :P
If I ask myself for a miracle, can I grant my wish?
And would I be more likely to be able to do it if everyone there was made insane and/or drunk?
Hatvia is the holy land (the moon), Hatvia is the nation, Hatvia is the name of the man-made rivers (Hatvia River).Hatvia is the moon in this continuity, not my Holy Nation :P.Or would that be a hat shaped wall instead of the rivers and call it the great wall of Hatvia? :PBut can I ask myself to build a wall to hold back a hat-shaped nation on the reclaimed lowlands?It doubles as both a holy site for myself, and as a landing point for those Hatvian space invaders you know will come at some point.No, you can't ask for a snazzy hat shaped meteor or an orbital hat cannon :P
If I ask myself for a miracle, can I grant my wish?
And would I be more likely to be able to do it if everyone there was made insane and/or drunk?
Although I might name it Hatvia anyway.
...Hatvia is the holy land (the moon), Hatvia is the nation, Hatvia is the name of the man-made rivers (Hatvia River).Hatvia is the moon in this continuity, not my Holy Nation :P.Or would that be a hat shaped wall instead of the rivers and call it the great wall of Hatvia? :PBut can I ask myself to build a wall to hold back a hat-shaped nation on the reclaimed lowlands?It doubles as both a holy site for myself, and as a landing point for those Hatvian space invaders you know will come at some point.No, you can't ask for a snazzy hat shaped meteor or an orbital hat cannon :P
If I ask myself for a miracle, can I grant my wish?
And would I be more likely to be able to do it if everyone there was made insane and/or drunk?
Although I might name it Hatvia anyway.
And they're all reletive to hats. And their leader should be a Moon Hatvian on top of a human or something
No thanks, but an alliance will work fine. I'll wear a hatvian instead of a hood if its fine to mastacheese and it looks like this hat:...Hatvia is the holy land (the moon), Hatvia is the nation, Hatvia is the name of the man-made rivers (Hatvia River).Hatvia is the moon in this continuity, not my Holy Nation :P.Or would that be a hat shaped wall instead of the rivers and call it the great wall of Hatvia? :PBut can I ask myself to build a wall to hold back a hat-shaped nation on the reclaimed lowlands?It doubles as both a holy site for myself, and as a landing point for those Hatvian space invaders you know will come at some point.No, you can't ask for a snazzy hat shaped meteor or an orbital hat cannon :P
If I ask myself for a miracle, can I grant my wish?
And would I be more likely to be able to do it if everyone there was made insane and/or drunk?
Although I might name it Hatvia anyway.
And they're all reletive to hats. And their leader should be a Moon Hatvian on top of a human or something
Want a job?
You realize that actually wearing a hatvian makes you their mind-slave, right?...
I should've joined this earlier, but that's my just hindsight bias. The problem with these type of semi-minimalist and/or illustrated games is that its difficult to tell which ones will fade away within a few weeks, and which will stay to blossom into magnificent sagas.You must now read though all 199 pages of derails as punishment for your crime of not joining earlier.
So, will researching new wizardry domains be different?Those in particular I haven't made rules for.
I can't wait until the time when technology is cool, but magic hasn't quite faded out. Robotics wizard.So, will researching new wizardry domains be different?Those in particular I haven't made rules for.
I've mostly just revised stuff like how armies work, they work differently now.
ELEPHANTS! Are there any elephants on my current continent?The elephants are from the early raid by blademan, they are west of the former mountain homes, so no, you're a bit away from them right now.
I must make cyborg elephants someday.
If I remember correctly, I was sent to the opposite side of the planet, then crash-landed not long after I started flying. I think I hit the first continent I came to.
If I remember correctly, I was sent to the opposite side of the planet, then crash-landed not long after I started flying. I think I hit the first continent I came to.Yeah, which means that if you flew to the west, you would have either hit the eastern shore of the Mountainhome continent or the main continent, and if you flew east, you could have hit the Wizard's Island, or the western coast of either the Mountainhome continent or the main continent
It's a bunch of chaos.If I remember correctly, I was sent to the opposite side of the planet, then crash-landed not long after I started flying. I think I hit the first continent I came to.I can't remember what happened to the rest. One group left the fort, a climating battle rages under a fallen ruins, one group is fleeing a flood, and one group is slaughtering lamias
If I remember correctly, I was sent to the opposite side of the planet, then crash-landed not long after I started flying. I think I hit the first continent I came to.Yeah, which means that if you flew to the west, you would have either hit the eastern shore of the Mountainhome continent or the main continent, and if you flew east, you could have hit the Wizard's Island, or the western coast of either the Mountainhome continent or the main continentIt's a bunch of chaos.If I remember correctly, I was sent to the opposite side of the planet, then crash-landed not long after I started flying. I think I hit the first continent I came to.I can't remember what happened to the rest. One group left the fort, a climating battle rages under a fallen ruins, one group is fleeing a flood, and one group is slaughtering lamias
You need to do it lie dark cloud and seal away Xantalos inside the giant urn... And by that, the god formIf I remember correctly, I was sent to the opposite side of the planet, then crash-landed not long after I started flying. I think I hit the first continent I came to.Yeah, which means that if you flew to the west, you would have either hit the eastern shore of the Mountainhome continent or the main continent, and if you flew east, you could have hit the Wizard's Island, or the western coast of either the Mountainhome continent or the main continentIt's a bunch of chaos.If I remember correctly, I was sent to the opposite side of the planet, then crash-landed not long after I started flying. I think I hit the first continent I came to.I can't remember what happened to the rest. One group left the fort, a climating battle rages under a fallen ruins, one group is fleeing a flood, and one group is slaughtering lamias
I suppose continents won't matter when I build a floating continent. With or without a FFVI-style apocalypse.
Also, what is it with video game apocalypses and making everything shades of brown, orange, and purple? Seriously.
Also, what is it with video game apocalypses and making everything shades of brown, orange, and purple? Seriously.Orange and purple symbolize the setting of the sun on this world. Brown symbolizes the death earth, and more importantly it's realistic (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealIsBrown).
Ugh. I just remember Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light's beautiful art style and how it was wrecked by purple.Also, what is it with video game apocalypses and making everything shades of brown, orange, and purple? Seriously.Orange and purple symbolize the setting of the sun on this world. Brown symbolizes the death earth, and more importantly it's realistic (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealIsBrown).
(http://i.imgur.com/zIRBryu.jpg)The number of derails probably is equal to over 150 pages
You're welcome.
Indeed. Also, I wish Firefox had a Gizoogle plugin. Imagine the power to automatically translate every page you visit into Gizoogle.That sounds like a very dangerous power...
Sounds like it would be easier to design for chrome.
And it would have to recognize that I'm logged in, using darkling, and 50 posts per page, or in other words it would have to recognize those large scripts without messing them up.
And if you could activate/deactivate it without reloading the page...
I just read the entire thread.I would suppose that depends on the power of said ancient being. I mean hell Dorf!BFEL is LITERALLY the FIRST LIVING BEING ON THE PLANET. And the closest he got to "ancient power" was a strange mood :P
Btw, how will non-civilizations (i.e. dragons and Exalted) combat with civilizations and their tech levels? Will there be ways for ancient beings with the right dice rolls to compete with new technologies like the spaceships and weapons of mass destruction?
Come on man! Don't be racist to the Japanese!Roll d20 and add your Streetsense to not pass a sushi bar. DC is 45.
Well, do be racist to the wasabi, they put that shit in eeeevvvrryything.
Also the sushi shops, you'll go along a street without seeing a one and then there's another street which has about 30 SIDE BY SIDE FOR ABOUT 2 BLOCKS.
Apart from that it was awsome.
Also the sushi shops, you'll go along a street without seeing a one and then there's another street which has about 30 SIDE BY SIDE FOR ABOUT 2 BLOCKS.They're almost as common as coffee shops are in America!
Apart from that it was awsome.
What, not finding any for hours until you are just about to give up when you finally find a place which has way to many and way too close and find out that they always put something in that makes you take about 2 minutes each time just to take off to enjoy the actual food?Also the sushi shops, you'll go along a street without seeing a one and then there's another street which has about 30 SIDE BY SIDE FOR ABOUT 2 BLOCKS.They're almost as common as coffee shops are in America!
Apart from that it was awsome.
Know what time it is?...
Time for a derail game!
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You are mastahcheese. You are currently working on drawing a map of the world and sorting out combat mechanics, and as a result your thread is full of nonsense. What do you do?
Know what time it is?...
Time for a derail game!
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You are mastahcheese. You are currently working on drawing a map of the world and sorting out combat mechanics, and as a result your thread is full of nonsense. What do you do?
I can't reply to this, because I don't know how to post my actions.
Like this?Know what time it is?...
Time for a derail game!
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You are mastahcheese. You are currently working on drawing a map of the world and sorting out combat mechanics, and as a result your thread is full of nonsense. What do you do?
I can't reply to this, because I don't know how to post my actions.
Good question. Post as if it's a suggestion game, and then I'll roll a dice to see how I treat your action.
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<They shall have sandwhiches!
>summon finished game
< Eat remaining sandwiches
>summon finished game
<Summon, SANDWICH HEAVY RANGERS, GO!
>Summon Threadromancer to revive the thread that this guy:>summon finished game
Keeps attempting to kill. Like seriously, is it that bad to end it outright?
Spawn in as Necromancer, Necromance all the things if not spawn as plane.
>Create a derail cannon that whenever a derail happens, it fires something random in this list:
1) confetti
2) Forks and knives
3) streamers
4) cannonball
5) pie
6) Nuke
<use heavy sandwich rangers to defeat the dark forces, also summon sandon to help organise the sandwich heavy rangers.
(An I the only one doing anything useful here? That's sad.)You realize you just appended the term "USEFUL" to posting in a DERAIL THREAD.
<make a clone body to inhabit if daisy gets upwards force.
I mean in the game, not that I'm useful to society anyway, not yet at least, but still.(An I the only one doing anything useful here? That's sad.)You realize you just appended the term "USEFUL" to posting in a DERAIL THREAD.
<make a clone body to inhabit if daisy gets upwards force.
I just read the entire thread.They'll think if something, I'm sure.
Btw, how will non-civilizations (i.e. dragons and Exalted) combat with civilizations and their tech levels? Will there be ways for ancient beings with the right dice rolls to compete with new technologies like the spaceships and weapons of mass destruction?
>Activate the souleater ability; use life to deal extra damage to the enemy! Do it until we run out of extra life
(An I the only one doing anything useful here? That's sad.)
<make a clone body to inhabit if daisy gets upwards force.
>Make everyone start dancing!
RAGEMastahcheese gets a +1 to mastahcheese's actions for being mastahcheese.
I think somewhere in this thing mastha pointed out the fact that there are different types of magic in the game world and maybe the other creatures will still have special types of magic?Magic is weird in this, and a lot of it will depend on how far people will go to preserve it/destroy it. And what people are willing to do/sacrifice, and how clever they can get.
Or remember that having a uncivilised species doesn't nessecarily mean that they won't advance technologically, well, it may but creatures in the wild have been known to solve logic puzzles both man made and organic, like bending a wire to wrap around a box of bird food for a crow, or cracking nuts with rocks.
Wait.
Dragons riding UFO's!
>Ignore suggestions to instal easier to use image editing software, fire up MS Paint '95, and work on making the SSW oceans look just rightHey! I use GIMP now!
Also, I suspect The Towers of Trial are somehow related to keeping magic, as they are in a land far away.If you're talking about BFEL, he managed to get out before the mountain collapsed, and is currently in battle with Xantasnake.
Or perhaps mastahcheese was talking about the planet in space? That was certainly far away.
The power armour might be buried underground or in somebody's possession, depending on what happened to it. I forget if that dwarf died.
>Ignore suggestions to instal easier to use image editing software, fire up MS Paint '95, and work on making the SSW oceans look just rightHey! I use GIMP now!
Get the clone on making the map while I use OMEGA MOP to summon OMEGA MOP MAN!
-SNIP-
<><><>><><><Attack the forces of darkness for MAXIMUM DAMAGE
>Heal myself... By making/eating more sandwiches!
>Ignore suggestions to instal easier to use image editing software, fire up MS Paint '95, and work on making the SSW oceans look just right
-snip-(I actually use burn and blur tools quite a lot, I really like them)
-snip-(I actually use burn and blur tools quite a lot, I really like them)
YOU FORGET MY +1, DANG IT.
IT SHOULD BE MORE DEAD.-snip-(I actually use burn and blur tools quite a lot, I really like them)
YOU FORGET MY +1, DANG IT.
Whatever. It died anyway.
OK, what does burn do? I can't figure it out, it seems to separate stuff and make it darker. Why wouldn't I just cut/paste fragments of it, and then throw on a semitransparent layer of darker colors over it?No, it makes things lighter.
ASSIST.
ASSIST ALL EVERYONE.
>Bandage myself for moar healz! Apply the big Band-Aid!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
<Make OMEGA MOP MAN INTO... ULTRA MOP MAN!
Also get clone to make healing muffins for all of us.
>Bandage self with the non-pointy, smaller band-aids, preferably with some disinfectant in there
>Direct Mastahclone to make MastahCloneClone, and to direct it's clone to bake muffins. Eat some of the already existing muffins.
Jesus Christ guys, at this rate, we are joint to burn out old EP.
Speaking of, I want to create auto iron man soon.
However, I was the one who started this summoning fad Before it was cool.
Edit: didn't notice the new turn, damn,
<create the iron man suit! Install Jarvis and set him on KILL DAT MOP MAN.
>After the healing, take the pointy Band-Aid and wield it as my weapon. Slap Iron Man with it on the next turn
Good idea really, let us go and kill ourselves while you just hang back and eat chips.
<everyone, ATTACK!
Edit: actually, also having a shared life bar and stuff would also be pretty cool, like 5 people all fight and if one person gets a broken leg, everyone does.
Well, the main idea is that they are all spatially connected, existing in different universes but any outward appearance changes apart from their original appearance appears on all of them, we can just say they have a gadgety gadget or something, so that means if one lags behind, all of them do, it would go with a chain is only as strong as its weakest link, if one gets hurt and has low endurance bam! You got a serious injury not all of them would have sustained.Good idea really, let us go and kill ourselves while you just hang back and eat chips.
<everyone, ATTACK!
Edit: actually, also having a shared life bar and stuff would also be pretty cool, like 5 people all fight and if one person gets a broken leg, everyone does.
That might be interesting, though the reason for a shared life bar in this case is that you're all one person. I'm not sure what the explanation for multiple actions and attitudes is, though. Maybe you're a time warper with multiple personality disorder?
...When mastahcheese next sees this thread, he will be so confused.
...When mastahcheese next sees this thread, he will be so confused.Yes.
Hey masthacheese, I know you must be going insane form everybody asking you, but what would you suggest be the best thing for a map builder? I'm thinking of making a big RTD and I need to make about 5 different maps in order for this to work, then some for the cities.Patience.
Good idea really, let us go and kill ourselves while you just hang back and eat chips.
<everyone, ATTACK!
Edit: actually, also having a shared life bar and stuff would also be pretty cool, like 5 people all fight and if one person gets a broken leg, everyone does.
ASSIST MAP PROGRESS ACTIONS
>Hatgod: Appear
>change action! Create program in Python that makes hex maps of any size and shape, and has enough variables in geography (mountains, etc) that mastacheese has an easier way to do his job! Else, find my old one and modify it!
>Clone cloned clones.
>Have the Men without Hats assassinated.
>Enter.
>Put on a hat and create a stable magic/research system!
<make WAR DUDE appear! A dude crossed with war machine and... Well.... Just war machine.
>Increase my hat-getting abilities.>Also ask this man for a hat
>Anoint as my apprentice.>Increase my hat-getting abilities.>Also ask this man for a hat
>Increase my hat-getting abilities.
>Increase my hat-getting abilities.>Also ask this man for a hat
>As I work on previous post, ask Hat Guy for Hat. Preferably a subtle and gentlemanly hat>Increase my hat-getting abilities.
You're mastahcheese, not the hat guy. You're all mastahcheese.>Increase my hat-getting abilities.>Also ask this man for a hat
ALSO MASTAHCHEESE.
>I am the Manstahcheese with a hat.>Increase my hat-getting abilities.
You're mastahcheese, not the hat guy. You're all mastahcheese.>Increase my hat-getting abilities.>Also ask this man for a hat
ALSO MASTAHCHEESE.
>Satisified with how magic turned out, create the race-specifics; units, food sources, etc. Also eat a couple magical muffins as we work!>Just do this then, admiring the snazzy hat in the process
>Satisified with how magic turned out, create the race-specifics; units, food sources, etc. Also eat a couple magical muffins as we work!
<Get masthaclone on making more healing muffins, tell everyone else to charge, and eat already existing muffins
>I am the Manstahcheese with a hat.>Increase my hat-getting abilities.
You're mastahcheese, not the hat guy. You're all mastahcheese.>Increase my hat-getting abilities.>Also ask this man for a hat
ALSO MASTAHCHEESE.
<reform magic into a primarily good focused entity and then tell everyone to attack mop man and evil cloneclone>Change Action: pick up laptop, walk away to work in peace, THEN add new races
<reform magic into a primarily good focused entity and then tell everyone to attack mop man and evil cloneclone
I can just imagine a iron man suit, a schizophrenic masthacheese, four clones, one making progress on a map, the clone of that clone singing to make a man holding a mop and another evil clone start dancing while the iron man suit in question fires a laser beam which is blocked by the dudes mop while the good clone of the evil clone of the original masthacheese is attacking the evil clone while the evil clone eats muffins and magic itself is fluctuating the enviroment around it.This makes me want to tell the story of how, in 12th grade, my English teacher wanted us to make a "play" of the hobbit (we ended up trying to make a movie using a cheapo camera) until someone pointed out that we don't have enough people to play as all 13 dwarves.
Derails people, derails.
Maybe, speaking of mastha, because of your avatar, I envision everything with you in it as that small black anime cat, so look at my paragraph again, but envision all of the cheesers as that cat you have in your pic.That avatar is still invisible for me and I can't figure out why. It's driving me nuts. It seems to be a broken image, and I can view the page it's from if I right-click it fast enough, but it's still really annoying.
Well, while you were busy brainstorming, I just added a massive mountain range to the map.
<><><>ADD MOAR MOUNTAINS TO MAPSWell, while you were busy brainstorming, I just added a massive mountain range to the map.
Why did you stop posting actions for my hijack RTD? Are you insulted by it having you be schizophrenic? :P
Hmmm, actually, you know what?
TURN CHANGE!
<create serious Sam and doom guy, get them to destroy the opposition!
Hell no! I'm planning on breaking the character limit!Hmmm, actually, you know what?
TURN CHANGE!
<create serious Sam and doom guy, get them to destroy the opposition!
Are you guys planning to keep making NPCs and clones until I hit the character limit?
Hell no! I'm planning on breaking the character limit!Hmmm, actually, you know what?
TURN CHANGE!
<create serious Sam and doom guy, get them to destroy the opposition!
Are you guys planning to keep making NPCs and clones until I hit the character limit?
Has anybody ever had to spread turns across multiple posts?You'd be surprised how much a single post can hold.
The character limit is ridiculous, if I remember correctly. Was it 7500 or 15000 characters?Has anybody ever had to spread turns across multiple posts?You'd be surprised how much a single post can hold.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=123167.msg4222368#msg4222368Hell no! I'm planning on breaking the character limit!Hmmm, actually, you know what?
TURN CHANGE!
<create serious Sam and doom guy, get them to destroy the opposition!
Are you guys planning to keep making NPCs and clones until I hit the character limit?
Has anybody ever had to spread turns across multiple posts?
Took around 6 months or so IIRC, but he did it.I'm. I'm sorry?
And it's still going.
Ohhhhh! Did my action succeed?
Honestly however, feel free to cut down on the characters, Mabey 4 or 3 others max?
>KILL ALL NPCS
There you go.
Hey, mastahcheese, could you PM me if the actual game ever starts back up?I think that would make world news really :P
This is an unusually insane part of Bay12, after all.By "part", are you talking about the lower boards of Bay12 or specifically this RTD?
Thanks, guys!I eagerly await myself. I loved how you ran everything. If I could, I'd pay 10$(Canadian) just to get you motivated.
And yes, I will change the thread title, PM the god players and surviving players, and whatnot.
Speaking of multiple post updates, I believe near the end of the original perplexicon, Piecewise was putting the player statuses in a second post.
Must laugh evilly after each successful action.Including laughing evilly.
Uncontrollable flatulence d3 times a day for d5 minutes((oh dear god))
I'm sorry, but you did ask.
He has crafted a weapon that can trap monsters and other creatures in extradimensional space, but it's only useable to catch one at a time. He made 3 prototypes; He lost the first (not sure if it works or not), he trapped a rabbit in the second to test if it works, and someone stuck an arrow through the third from a mile away.(Crit-failure) My dm wouldn't let me have a bag of holding to start out with. I can make that his goal to create an item that allows him to do SOMETHING like that...
Must laugh evilly after each successful action.(5) He laughs evilly whenever he successfully does an attack on an enemy
(3) He can laugh at certain points longer then usual... Mostly during Critical HitsMust laugh evilly after each successful action.Including laughing evilly.
You know what should exist? A RTD advertising thread. You would just post the name and a short description of your RTD, with a link to the thread, and the OP could maybe keep track. It would be a good way to find new RTDs, since the board has a lot of ones that have waitlists.It sounds like a good idea
Do you people think it's a good idea?
I think that might be a thing?
Also hi. I've been silently watching the thread since the game stopped being about soldiers and such. :v
And then there's the rollers block thread, where we come up with ideas and announce when we act upon those ideas (sort of advertise our games).
What will happen when you die? Will you be out of the game?I'm not sure yet, but just being "out of the game" doesn't really fit the flair of this game.
So, when we finish the map in the derail game, will you post the now-finished map, Mapstahcheese? Because I fail to see why you would keep it from us once it's finally finished like that.The map isn't finished, I just did one of the more labor intensive parts of it.
Heres a quick derail idea that will benefit me:YES, someone who uses Artificers. I love those guys.
I'm making a character in D&D who is a Human Artificer. His alignment is Evil, he wears a black cloak and hood, he is immortal and he carries a hand crossbow as his weapon.
Go
Ah, yes, loading times. Probably the other advantage of using paint over gimp. Bitmaps, regardless of size, are still simpler than PNGs or whatever you're using for these.
;D Sorry, I'll drop it. We'll just keep using our respective programs.
Actually, for Craft to Gem, I'm trying Paint.net for most/all of the images. It's suboptimal, but the scale makes it better than using MSPaint for those pictures. It's leaving artifacts, that's the part I currently don't like. Just look at your orb on the most recent turn, it's still light blue around the edges.
Leave EP alone! He's already lost 24 sanity just to keep up with you madmen!
Hmmm, actually, you know what?
TURN CHANGE!
<create serious Sam and doom guy, get them to destroy the opposition!
>Create new races; Kobalds, Goblins and Bugbears, oh my!
<reform magic into a primarily good focused entity and then tell everyone to attack mop man and evil cloneclone
<><><>ADD MOAR MOUNTAINS TO MAPSWell, while you were busy brainstorming, I just added a massive mountain range to the map.
Why did you stop posting actions for my hijack RTD? Are you insulted by it having you be schizophrenic? :P
There, also I went ahead and counted how far across the mountain range I added was.
From the farthest points east to west, it's 102 tiles long.
That's 18 short of half the circumference of the planet.
>KILL ALL NPCS WITH KITTY CLAWS
That better?
EP derail game action:
>Create another derail in the updates thread where players are themselves, that interacts and affects this one where we all control mastahcheese.
How much SAN has Mastahcheese lost, I wonder?I took a feat, so it works a little differently for me.
So what are the current races? we got humans, elves, Lammas, dwarves, scattered wizards, dargons, and, if you'll all me, Threadromancers... Will others have the option of goblins and kobalds?Humans, elves, lamias, and dwarves. The scattered wizards won't be a playable race, rather a power you can get as a king or hero.
I assume surviving wizards start out as wizards?So what are the current races? we got humans, elves, Lammas, dwarves, scattered wizards, dargons, and, if you'll all me, Threadromancers... Will others have the option of goblins and kobalds?Humans, elves, lamias, and dwarves. The scattered wizards won't be a playable race, rather a power you can get as a king or hero.
The dragons are controlled by the dragon god. And the necromancers would be like the other wizards.
Not sure about other races, thought. I'll think about it.
Yes, they get the wizard perk for free.I assume surviving wizards start out as wizards?So what are the current races? we got humans, elves, Lammas, dwarves, scattered wizards, dargons, and, if you'll all me, Threadromancers... Will others have the option of goblins and kobalds?Humans, elves, lamias, and dwarves. The scattered wizards won't be a playable race, rather a power you can get as a king or hero.
The dragons are controlled by the dragon god. And the necromancers would be like the other wizards.
Not sure about other races, thought. I'll think about it.
So I would be the only "wizard" that would have other "wizards" work for me as my disciples?So what are the current races? we got humans, elves, Lammas, dwarves, scattered wizards, dargons, and, if you'll all me, Threadromancers... Will others have the option of goblins and kobalds?Humans, elves, lamias, and dwarves. The scattered wizards won't be a playable race, rather a power you can get as a king or hero.
The dragons are controlled by the dragon god. And the necromancers would be like the other wizards.
Not sure about other races, thought. I'll think about it.
I doesn't work like that. Your king would be a wizard, if you wanted your officers to have magic, as well, you'd have to get that later.So I'd be the only one to make my entire population since I'm reviving the dead?
I have plans for if Xantasnake dies, though admittedly I'll be a god and all.Is there some kind of joke in there I'm not getting?
I plan to bring someone named Onol into this game.
When I figure out how to get DFFD working and upload a certain DF save I'll place it in my visible sig.I have plans for if Xantasnake dies, though admittedly I'll be a god and all.Is there some kind of joke in there I'm not getting?
I plan to bring someone named Onol into this game.
Oh, is that the adventurer you've been playing as?Actually he was my very best 31.25 adventurer. I recently started playing as him again.
DFFD doesn't work for me either. It's annoying.When I figure out how to get DFFD working and upload a certain DF save I'll place it in my visible sig.I have plans for if Xantasnake dies, though admittedly I'll be a god and all.Is there some kind of joke in there I'm not getting?
I plan to bring someone named Onol into this game.
In toooootally unrelated news I'm making a pokemon database.
So far I'm up to having it read three pokemon from a file. Huzzah! Now to cram all of Kanto in there, and then, THE WORLD!
In toooootally unrelated news I'm making a pokemon database.
So far I'm up to having it read three pokemon from a file. Huzzah! Now to cram all of Kanto in there, and then, THE WORLD!
Dang it, you just reminded me of my Emerald play through again. Probably won't be visiting the thread for 48 hours now. POKEMON, Y U SO ADDICTING?
My favorites are Soul Silver/Heart Gold, X/Y and Ruby/Sapphire/EmeraldIn toooootally unrelated news I'm making a pokemon database.
So far I'm up to having it read three pokemon from a file. Huzzah! Now to cram all of Kanto in there, and then, THE WORLD!
Dang it, you just reminded me of my Emerald play through again. Probably won't be visiting the thread for 48 hours now. POKEMON, Y U SO ADDICTING?
I remember playing Emerald. It was fun, and maybe even better than Diamond.
So what are the current races? we got humans, elves, Lammas, dwarves, scattered wizards, dargons, and, if you'll all me, Threadromancers... Will others have the option of goblins and kobalds?And Hatvians.
For now.I fear when they come, the New Hatvians (his race on Gia) will be taken over and then be a body for the hatvians as they take over the world
For now...
I feel like going on the REAL rtd, and becoming A psychotic elf that screws around, fucking shit up by dancing singing and accidentally killing off a race or two.Reanimate the corpses leftover from the aftermath of the battle of the two Human cities and run the hell away with my new troops
Spawn as random elf, with A cool looking DANCE CANESWORD
I'm 90% sure we're not posting actions yet.Just a reminder of how badly I need bodies to make an army. I may have to make a boat out of fingernails in order to get to brain land. It will be called Naglfar
In this new strategy rtd, where will my core skillset as a huge murderous magma serpent come in?Actually, you died.
In this new strategy rtd, where will my core skillset as a huge murderous magma serpent come in?Actually, you died.
Twice, in fact.
I got rezzed both times. LONG LIVE MAGMATOPIAOh, I forgot the second one.
If the world is destroyed again, will the gods go fix things again, or will we switch locations?
I vote for Hatvia to be our nextI was actually planning on this.targetPlay field.
So, I expect competition for the sources of magic will be fierce?I think at the fall of magic, all wizards will be trying VERY hard to stop the age of technology from coming. I know I will be since its, you know, my entire NATION
I will be pointing and laughing at you as I upgrade my golems with the newest mechanics. Then, when one of you gets the thing, I will send in my robot golem army and steal it so I can become a science wizard.So, I expect competition for the sources of magic will be fierce?I think at the fall of magic, all wizards will be trying VERY hard to stop the age of technology from coming. I know I will be since its, you know, my entire NATION
I may just try and make a "natural" undead, like husks or something from resident evil. Mind you they'd take ALOT to control.
I may invest some points into death magic just to stop elephant parade from destroying the world with a golem army. He can't stop necrosis now before he becomes mechanized, can he?
EDIT:
Am I the only one whos worried about Elephant Parade right now? With an invincible mechanical army that he can just cause to appear out of nowhere? Capable of wiping out any city already with a single fortress that flies? Anyone at all worried?
If that thing is the size of what I'm imagining it as, you might want a few of those to herd an army of mindless and very dangerous undead.
And you're threatening to steal stuff and if anyone comes up with an idea you go "not unless my golem army says anything about that."
I swear, you're the strongest power so far, we REALLY don't want you to blow up the planet and kill everything in te matter of ~30 rounds
Plus everyone's forgotten about me.I'm actually tempted at working with you. I need corpses. You want to destroy and kill and have an army at your side. Don't you see that we need each other?
Xantalos, you should archive mastahcheese's hint post if you haven't already.Which one was this?
The one where he hinted at the locations of the magic thingies.Xantalos, you should archive mastahcheese's hint post if you haven't already.Which one was this?
...The one where he hinted at the locations of the magic thingies.Xantalos, you should archive mastahcheese's hint post if you haven't already.Which one was this?
I'm honestly not sure where it is. I believe it's 10-20 pages back....The one where he hinted at the locations of the magic thingies.Xantalos, you should archive mastahcheese's hint post if you haven't already.Which one was this?
Show me it. Xantalos lazy.
What everyone's forgotten about is the people in PM discussion with mastahcheese about their actions, god powers, and/or planets.Also, this.
Nothing can escape the entire mountainhome collapsing. NOTHINGDING! Already escaped that.
except me
Only thing I can see happening is Xanta snake swallowing BFEL whole and then digging upwards through the rubble of the fortress. He'll struggle with the water, but he'll live and then come out like that giant zombie sperm whale I always think of seeing when I see an ocean biome...I get AT LEAST a FOUR on EVERY "don't die" roll. So its more up-in-the-air then you might think.
Nothing can escape the entire mountainhome collapsing. NOTHINGDING! Already escaped that.
except me
also:Only thing I can see happening is Xanta snake swallowing BFEL whole and then digging upwards through the rubble of the fortress. He'll struggle with the water, but he'll live and then come out like that giant zombie sperm whale I always think of seeing when I see an ocean biome...I get AT LEAST a FOUR on EVERY "don't die" roll. So its more up-in-the-air then you might think.
Also mastahcheese, how do you think the adventurer guy linked in my sig would fare in this world?Haven't gotten around to reading it, what's he like?
diseases= He can't get sick because microbes can't penetrate the suit. It's space worthy.I get AT LEAST a FOUR on EVERY "don't die" roll. So its more up-in-the-air then you might think.Well... How does diseases and husk clouds fare against you? Not that I plan on doing so, but disease is probably the only enemy that ignores armor and wards
4 words: Legendary +52 Shield User.I'd say he'd fair quite well.
Hmmm... So BFEL is invulnerable until he dies of old age? What about rust for golems and the armor?Not invulnerable, just very hard to kill.
You poor fool. Now you're going to have twice the derails :D!Hmmm... So BFEL is invulnerable until he dies of old age? What about rust for golems and the armor?Not invulnerable, just very hard to kill.
Also, git off mah thread, you hippies! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=133329.new#new)
Derail game has been reset and moved to that thread. Also, I doubt this will stop derails.You poor fool. Now you're going to have twice the derails :D!Hmmm... So BFEL is invulnerable until he dies of old age? What about rust for golems and the armor?Not invulnerable, just very hard to kill.
Also, git off mah thread, you hippies! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=133329.new#new)
Oh sorry, could you make your invisible text larger? I couldn't read it very well, even with squinting.I thought it was an image that wouldn't load :P.
Oh look, derails!I looked. Then I wondered what this dream you were talking about was.
Right after he started the derail thread.
Anyway, my RtD "Rosedale" just updated, after a wait to rival Mastahcheese himself :P
So Remuthra, Dorsid, and everyone else who's in that get over there and take a look!
...Well crap. Guess one of my many SECRETS is getting revealed early.Oh look, derails!I looked. Then I wondered what this dream you were talking about was.
Right after he started the derail thread.
Anyway, my RtD "Rosedale" just updated, after a wait to rival Mastahcheese himself :P
So Remuthra, Dorsid, and everyone else who's in that get over there and take a look!
...Well crap. Guess one of my many SECRETS is getting revealed early.I actually had the idea of doing this in a future game, where the past gets edited as you go further along.
Specifically, after awhile I may go back and edit certain things so that you guys can "forget" possibly key information naturally :P
I keep a backup of said info, in this case the opening shared dream, BUT IF YOU DO IT IT IS TOTALLY CHEATING SO DONT DO IT XD.
But yeah, long story short on that, game started with a creepy shared dream, important bits are still in the edited info. Specifically the "you don't remember your name" part and the "Rosedale" part.
Hmmm... So BFEL is invulnerable until he dies of old age? What about rust for golems and the armor?I'm pretty sure my armor can't rust.
And the actual past IS edited slightly, particularly in the form that when Fniff quit, he literally disappeared from the universe, along with all memory of him (though knowing my players someone will still try and do so, they LOVE to kill my atmosphere :P)...Well crap. Guess one of my many SECRETS is getting revealed early.I actually had the idea of doing this in a future game, where the past gets edited as you go further along.
Specifically, after awhile I may go back and edit certain things so that you guys can "forget" possibly key information naturally :P
I keep a backup of said info, in this case the opening shared dream, BUT IF YOU DO IT IT IS TOTALLY CHEATING SO DONT DO IT XD.
But yeah, long story short on that, game started with a creepy shared dream, important bits are still in the edited info. Specifically the "you don't remember your name" part and the "Rosedale" part.
Only it would be the actual past, not just memories.
But still nice to see someone beat me to it.
I am confused by this bizarre image.As am I.
.dlob esrever ni snoitca tsoPTake it to the Derail Thread (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=133329.msg4769047#msg4769047), you jerk!
?od uoy od tahW !sdrawkcab tub emas eht si gnihtyrevE !dlrow rorrim eht ot emocleW
~emaG noitcelfeR ehT~
This is a reverse derail. Derails go in the derail thread. Therefore, the opposite of a derail would go in the main thread..dlob esrever ni snoitca tsoPTake it to the Derail Thread (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=133329.msg4769047#msg4769047), you jerk!
?od uoy od tahW !sdrawkcab tub emas eht si gnihtyrevE !dlrow rorrim eht ot emocleW
~emaG noitcelfeR ehT~
EMAG EHT TSOL I OSLA
dearth eht liareD
!EZEERB DNA SSARG EHT NI YLEERF NUR NAC SLIARED SUOICERP RUO TAHT OS ,EREH EMAG EHT EVAH TSUM EM !ON
You spelled thread wrongWhich is why I fixed it like two seconds later. HOW DID YOU PEOPLE EVEN NOTICE THAT?
Maybe because I froze it in time beforehand?You spelled thread wrongWhich is why I fixed it like two seconds later. HOW DID YOU PEOPLE EVEN NOTICE THAT?
I like how you guys noticed that but didn't notice that you lost the game.Maybe because I froze it in time beforehand?You spelled thread wrongWhich is why I fixed it like two seconds later. HOW DID YOU PEOPLE EVEN NOTICE THAT?
I activate my selective dyslexia! I am immune!I like how you guys noticed that but didn't notice that you lost the game.Maybe because I froze it in time beforehand?You spelled thread wrongWhich is why I fixed it like two seconds later. HOW DID YOU PEOPLE EVEN NOTICE THAT?
I sent a request to the National Department Fish and Games to take me off of that plan.I activate my selective dyslexia! I am immune!I like how you guys noticed that but didn't notice that you lost the game.Maybe because I froze it in time beforehand?You spelled thread wrongWhich is why I fixed it like two seconds later. HOW DID YOU PEOPLE EVEN NOTICE THAT?
!EZEERB DNA SSARG EHT NI YLEERF NUR NAC SLIARED SUOICERP RUO TAHT OS ,EREH EMAG EHT EVAH TSUM EM !ON!robal artxe ot eud ylthgils sesaercni pam eht no ssergorP
dearht eht liareD
EMAG EHT TSOL I OSLA
!EZEERB DNA SSARG EHT NI YLEERF NUR NAC SLIARED SUOICERP RUO TAHT OS ,EREH EMAG EHT EVAH TSUM EM !ON!robal artxe ot eud ylthgils sesaercni pam eht no ssergorP
dearht eht liareD
EMAG EHT TSOL I OSLA
.evals tsohg dezinoga yllanrete na sa luos ruoy sekat neht ,noitnem ot elbirroh oot rennam a ni uoy sllik ,eseehC fo retsaM eht ,redael riehT .sdoG soahC eht yb nopu teseb era uoY (5)
Nope, that was an intentional reference there.!EZEERB DNA SSARG EHT NI YLEERF NUR NAC SLIARED SUOICERP RUO TAHT OS ,EREH EMAG EHT EVAH TSUM EM !ON!robal artxe ot eud ylthgils sesaercni pam eht no ssergorP
dearht eht liareD
EMAG EHT TSOL I OSLA
.evals tsohg dezinoga yllanrete na sa luos ruoy sekat neht ,noitnem ot elbirroh oot rennam a ni uoy sllik ,eseehC fo retsaM eht ,redael riehT .sdoG soahC eht yb nopu teseb era uoY (5)
1. Your mixing up your derail games.
2. Don't have a soul, destroyed it a long time ago.
I keep looking at this derail and wish I hadn't.I know, I'm beginning to consider making this the OOC thread, and starting a new thread when the map is done for the actual game.
But derails are all part of the fun!I keep looking at this derail and wish I hadn't.I know, I'm beginning to consider making this the OOC thread, and starting a new thread when the map is done for the actual game.
pam fo ssergorp ot sa eriuqnI.pu ti deeps ot detnaw eno fi ,taob retsaf a evah ot pleh dluow tI .dehsinif tnecrep ytxis si pam ehT (3=2+1)
eigdew ecaps evitagen a edarap tnahpele evig.daetsni esuoh sih ta sgge-itna worht uoy os ,mih dnif tnac ylevitagen uoY (3)
thus presumably detonating with the force of a small nuclear device?Yes. Also, he sues you for damages.
Is Dorf!BFEL's unit now a magma snake? Because that could be awkward/lethal/really kinky depending on the partners fire resistance.
Mastacheese! Y U no master mapmaking?Because he's mastah procrastinating?
So MastahCheese, I was thinking about the civ stage and I was wondering if diplomatic marriages and the like will be taken into account.You should have seen my face as I read through this, as I'm sure my expression grew in WTF as I went along.
Speaking of which what would marriage be like between species, I mean are different species able to procreate?
Is Dorf!BFEL's unit now a magma snake? Because that could be awkward/lethal/really kinky depending on the partners fire resistance.
And since we're on the topic of fire resistance can dragons do that "transform to different species to have bowchicawowwow" thing that happens in fantasy?
And if my character, as a prophet of Xantalos, got it on with a dragon broad would the resulting offspring be some superstrong abomination torn between two opposing gods?
Because these are all vaginamate questions. I mean legitimate. Legitimate is what I said.
This, I haven't really felt up to it lately.Mastacheese! Y U no master mapmaking?Because he's mastah procrastinating?
illllll just be taking this, thankyouverymuch.And if my character, as a prophet of Xantalos, got it on with a dragon broad would the resulting offspring be some superstrong abomination torn between two opposing gods?As for being with a dragon for the purpose of super babies, I'm just going to say "No" to that whole line of questioning.
Because these are all vaginamate questions. I mean legitimate. Legitimate is what I said.
Muahahahahaaaa!illllll just be taking this, thankyouverymuch.And if my character, as a prophet of Xantalos, got it on with a dragon broad would the resulting offspring be some superstrong abomination torn between two opposing gods?As for being with a dragon for the purpose of super babies, I'm just going to say "No" to that whole line of questioning.
Because these are all vaginamate questions. I mean legitimate. Legitimate is what I said.
edit: kind of sad, really, this took up my whole sig space and I have no idea how to link to the sig thread, eh, ill just go with the old fashioned method, when I can be arsed.
DAMMIT, AND I WANT TO MAKE A LINK TO THE SIG THREAD! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH HUMOR GOLD!Yes, yes, feel the pain...
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
DAMMIT, AND I WANT TO MAKE A LINK TO THE SIG THREAD! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH HUMOR GOLD!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
[url=(insert your sig thread post's url here)]Sig thread.[/url]
Also, what mating with a dragon would've gotten you was an asskicking from both gods before you could do the deed. :PI would think that you at least would approve somewhat, seeing as its basically a corruption of your archnemesis' favored race :P
Finish it. FINISH IT. FINISH IT!!!... OR I WILL THROW HORRIBLE ANIMATIONS AT YOU!!!I HAVE FAR FAR WORSE ONES.
As bad as this?Finish it. FINISH IT. FINISH IT!!!... OR I WILL THROW HORRIBLE ANIMATIONS AT YOU!!!I HAVE FAR FAR WORSE ONES.
Well, it's not animated, but...As bad as this?Finish it. FINISH IT. FINISH IT!!!... OR I WILL THROW HORRIBLE ANIMATIONS AT YOU!!!I HAVE FAR FAR WORSE ONES.
I R ANIMITATED.
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I commend you for your image. And yes, actually, my drawing uses a highly avant-garde one-frame animation technique.Well, it's not animated, but...As bad as this?Finish it. FINISH IT. FINISH IT!!!... OR I WILL THROW HORRIBLE ANIMATIONS AT YOU!!!I HAVE FAR FAR WORSE ONES.
I R ANIMITATED.
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Oh god... Elephant parades artwork always brings me to tears in laughterYeah, I'll have to add it to my sig, now.
I think after the next end of this world, you'll need another sig thread for your sigs...Oh god... Elephant parades artwork always brings me to tears in laughterYeah, I'll have to add it to my sig, now.
Someone needs to set up a Mastahcheese Sig Depot.
Someone needs to set up a Mastahcheese Sig Depot.How about you use that space in the RtDRDD Update Thread Xantalos made?
Huzzah!Someone needs to set up a Mastahcheese Sig Depot.How about you use that space in the RtDRDD Update Thread Xantalos made?
You know, the post he reserved for just that purpose?
Also, I did some work on the map.
Huzzah!I know!
Keep going! at this rate, without distractions (which is nigh impossible for you or anyone else on this thread) you could be done by... uhh...Huzzah!I know!
The Far Continent is no longer a random giant square, it has form now.
I took a very lazy way of going about doing it, but I actually kinda like the way it transitions into ocean, now.
I'm hoping I'll get done before Toady releases the new version.Keep going! at this rate, without distractions (which is nigh impossible for you or anyone else on this thread) you could be done by... uhh...Huzzah!I know!
The Far Continent is no longer a random giant square, it has form now.
I took a very lazy way of going about doing it, but I actually kinda like the way it transitions into ocean, now.
Next week! :o
... I don't know what to be more excited for, because they both took so damn long for each!I'm hoping I'll get done before Toady releases the new version.Keep going! at this rate, without distractions (which is nigh impossible for you or anyone else on this thread) you could be done by... uhh...Huzzah!I know!
The Far Continent is no longer a random giant square, it has form now.
I took a very lazy way of going about doing it, but I actually kinda like the way it transitions into ocean, now.
Next week! :o
Alright, I'm setting something up for the future (After I finish off the first mission of craft to gem (update tomorrow, I hope), and after 13 Layers of Hell), but this is a long term project.
Taking bets on whether the new DF version releases first, or Mastahcheese finishes the map first.
1:2 odds on both right now, using fl-ABORT tokens as currency. 50 starting tokens if you haven't done anything with fl-ABORT tokens yet (no-one should have), You can bet as many as you want. fl-ABORT tokens have no value outside betting minigames on these forums, or a singular upcoming RtD designed around them.
we can bet more than we have? One Billion tokens on mastacheese finishing before the updateI raise you INFINITY+1 tokens. Also on mastacheese finishing first.
So MastahCheese, I was thinking about the civ stage and I was wondering if diplomatic marriages and the like will be taken into account.
Speaking of which what would marriage be like between species, I mean are different species able to procreate?
Is Dorf!BFEL's unit now a magma snake? Because that could be awkward/lethal/really kinky depending on the partners fire resistance.
And since we're on the topic of fire resistance can dragons do that "transform to different species to have bowchicawowwow" thing that happens in fantasy?
And if my character, as a prophet of Xantalos, got it on with a dragon broad would the resulting offspring be some superstrong abomination torn between two opposing gods?
Because these are all vaginamate questions. I mean legitimate. Legitimate is what I said.
Because you weren't huddling in a corner rocking back and forth while muttering to yourself.So MastahCheese, I was thinking about the civ stage and I was wondering if diplomatic marriages and the like will be taken into account.
Speaking of which what would marriage be like between species, I mean are different species able to procreate?
Is Dorf!BFEL's unit now a magma snake? Because that could be awkward/lethal/really kinky depending on the partners fire resistance.
And since we're on the topic of fire resistance can dragons do that "transform to different species to have bowchicawowwow" thing that happens in fantasy?
And if my character, as a prophet of Xantalos, got it on with a dragon broad would the resulting offspring be some superstrong abomination torn between two opposing gods?
Because these are all vaginamate questions. I mean legitimate. Legitimate is what I said.
I checked this thread for the first time in a long time. And this is what I find.
Why? Just why?
I'm gonna wait on mine. I think if enough votes are against him, mastacheese will work harder to piss everyone off and then THATS when I cast mine in :PI have a theory that that's why he made it.
VOTE FOR YOURSELF AND FINISH IT OFF! YOU GET BONUSES!I'm gonna wait on mine. I think if enough votes are against him, mastacheese will work harder to piss everyone off and then THATS when I cast mine in :PI have a theory that that's why he made it.
Am I allowed to vote on this?
I mean, I kinda directly control it.
I actually had a similar thought of this kind, where people would be bonuses they could use through multiple sources.Like Perversity in Paranoia.
As a sort of meta-currency. But I like fl-ABORTs more.
BUMP
waitno.
Ideclare war on the Least Drawn Continent.initate settlement on the First Land.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Follow the river to the greatest lake, and embark upon its shores.
Follow BFEL on his ship/way of transportation. When we get there, move to the other side of the lake-shore and build a boat-house there so we can travel over water.
I start at that small lake in the mountans, and dig me a hole.
go to the northern-middle river and build a fishing place.
Settle in the crescent bay to the west
Settle,on island to the south.Leave this sacred place, mortal! Your kind will find only doom here!
Settle sky using flying fortress.What part of the sky?
The center of the continent.Settle sky using flying fortress.What part of the sky?
Settle in the crescent bay to the west
Set up a camp on the island down in the bottom.
Settle,on island to the south.
Set up farms along the river and lake, and get plans up to build a road to the river everyone is on.Your crew take well to farming, plowing the land and seeding crops for the spring. You have the less botanically-minded members of your colony clear a road up to the hill ridge.
Settle sky using flying fortress.After three months of sailing across wind-tossed seas, the crew do not take well to your proclamation that your city will be built 'in the sky'. They throw you overboard and land at Highmax's settlement, adding themselves to the colony.
Relations are strained on the southern isle, but it has not yet come to blowsSettle,on island to the south.Leave this sacred place, mortal! Your kind will find only doom here!
build farms, survey possible sources of wealth. Also minerals.Your crew build well, but you find no minerals in the soft loam of your new home. Your lookout reports seeing something happening at the ridge of the East Mountain.
Be mad scientist. Construct another fortress.You are a mad scientist. This time, you fail to convince anyone to come with you. You drink yourself into depression in Portton
Settle along road, continue building it to Poketwo for trade.After a few weeks, your builders return, with news of other settlers, and a completion of the road. You get some log houses constructed from the forest and set them up by the road. Your prospector says he found some sort of metal, but he doesn't know what it is.
Also, start fishing and look for mineral resources while building homes.
Dig underground warrens for shelter. Begin hunting to store enough food to finish our constructions. Begin construction of the Dark Gate within the subterranean darkness.You dig out meager shelters in the loam, roofing them with rock slabs. Your hunters clash with Toth's scouts, but nobody is seriously injured. You divide the island between you.
Expand across northern end of Island. Build wall from one end of coast to other. Don't forgot to build farms and towns.You expand out across your half of the island. The soil is rocky, and your crew-cum-famers warn you that the harvest will not be bountiful come spring
Investigate what is happening at the rig of the eastern mountain, try experimenting with different crops.
You send some people up to look at the events. They return after a few days, saying that a road is being built by some settlers. A few days after that, the settlers finish building the road to the river and go home.
build tanks. Or massive citadels to defend territory. Try to improve relations with other nation."We will tolerate you, so long as you leave us undisturbed. Soon, however, you will have to submit to the Dark One's embrace or be destroyed. There is no other way so long as you remain on this isle."
expand and start finding good crops for this land
Hunt extremely sexy animals, use meat to provide supplies for winter.
Build the Gate.
Your crew of religious fervents delve into the soil, bringing up rock to construct a gate out of two slabs and a lintel.build tanks. Or massive citadels to defend territory. Try to improve relations with other nation.You devote your time to using the loose rocks scattered around to build water collection tanks and some drystone walls to mark the boundaries.
Establish settlement near unused lake.You skipped me.
Establish settlement near unused lake.
Settle on south western peninsula. Build farms
Land with my armies and settlers composed of dragon and human populations at the mouth of the river to the northwest of the Remuthra-TavikTooth isle.
survey for minerals againYou are still on an alluvial floodplain. Nice soil, but you can forget about minerals. Your colonists do some trading, seeds for meat.
invent firearms. Build firearms. Also expand to continent.
Use river to establish trade route with poketwo. Sell sexy meats for sexy crops.You take advantage of the great width of the river from your lake to sail your vessel downstream. You trade meat from hunters with the agricultural farmers. Also, some different-looking people trade meat for stone chunks and some shiny ore. As the weather turns cold, something roars across the sky and hits the end of the lake in an almighty burst of water.
Right, get trading started with poketwo and thus BFEL, etc. Get mining and expand farther along road, setting up farms as we go.You extend further towards the mountain ridge, and start an open-pit into a crevice. You rig up some carts, and your traders are back at the end of the month with some salted meats and fish.
Cut down trees to build shelter for my people. Then build bows/arrows/spears for hunting/fishingYour loggers fell trees all around, building larger accommodation, as well as a log palisade. Your attempts to build more hunting tools doesn't go as well. Your quartermaster warns you that water is beginning to run short.
Summon our Hatvian brehtren through the gate.Your soothsayer reports that you have not gathered enough Enchant Fungus to carry out the ritual. Some of the less religious colonists do the work for the rest of the month, while everyone else scours the island for mushrooms.
((Question: are we rolling for any of this?))Yes.
Summon our Hatvian brehtren through the gate.Skip?
>Spawn as either invading aliens or doom robots from the future. Blow random stuff up.No.
Settle on the other side of the river as a vassal nation to Lukinator.You seem to have misunderstood the scale of survivors. There are like, 8, tops. Your secondary fleet fails to show up. Perhaps you shouldn't have trusted Jack "Honest Bob" Roberts as your second in command.
Secondary fleet, land at the original destination, wage war against Tavik Tooth.
Mine saltpeter in territory. Also build more ships and aircraft.You dig mines, extracting cartloads of the saltpeter, carefully stored. The colonists on the mainland fell trees for a new ship. Your ideas for "Like a boat but in the sky" and the subject of mealtime jokes.
Allow the Zanzetuckens in, but maje it so they are a part of our nation. Build mines.The few survivors gratefully join, and you set them to digging mines. You're on alluvial floodplain, you heartless person.
Build a well! Or make aqueducts from the freshwater rivers.You consider an aqueduct, but the island doesn't really have the right geography. You get your miners to work digging to the water table, and fill a small cistern via bucket-chaining.
If they take too long, make buckets from more fallen trees and build a temporary cistern (a giant barrel in this case) for everyone to come by and have a drink
We now have the fungus! Summon our brethren!You spend a week preparing the ritual, and gather at the gate on the final day of preparation. A deer is sacrificed, and the Enchant Fungus turned into a drink. Hatvians, millions of them, pour through the gates, flooding the land with their presence, and the sky darkens.
start building a militia. also start trading for shiny ore and see witch metal it is.You start to train the less useful colonists, the dedicated seamen. They aren't really very good, though. The eastern colonists swap more dried meat for some shiny ores. You set up a crude smelter. You get shiny lumps of metal.
Tertiary fleet, arrive at what was the second destination, eastern side of the river Lukeinator settled upon.How many fleets does this guy own!?
None anymore, he left Honest Bob in charge.Tertiary fleet, arrive at what was the second destination, eastern side of the river Lukeinator settled upon.How many fleets does this guy own!?
Countinue smelting ores, train militia better, and become trading hub.Caravan guards? And do I know he's there?
You skipped my action.Now you know how I felt last turn.
Apparently I can't join games in my threads, now.
We'll see who wins from that outcome, in the end.
We should form a gang.You skipped my action.Now you know how I felt last turn.
Apparently I can't join games in my threads, now.
We'll see who wins from that outcome, in the end.
Maybe I should make my own derail civilization game.We should form a gang.You skipped my action.Now you know how I felt last turn.
Apparently I can't join games in my threads, now.
We'll see who wins from that outcome, in the end.
I'd join it!Maybe I should make my own derail civilization game.We should form a gang.You skipped my action.Now you know how I felt last turn.
Apparently I can't join games in my threads, now.
We'll see who wins from that outcome, in the end.
I'd join it!Maybe I should make my own derail civilization game.We should form a gang.You skipped my action.Now you know how I felt last turn.
Apparently I can't join games in my threads, now.
We'll see who wins from that outcome, in the end.
NUKE EVERYTHING
Really? Can we just keep the last derail game? We can always turn it into a massive crater later.This, I was just getting invested in Dorsid's thing!
>Spawn as army of elephants, attack random person.(You weren't skipped, there was no update between your post and here)
New character.Your tribe's traders hear word of a new land. Somewhere fresh, undiscovered. It has taken you a few months to amass your ships and convince the local tribe-leaders to join you, but it is done. As you catch sight of land from the prow of your warship, you feel flushed with hope, with excitement. A new land, a new start. Truly, it is your turn now. The possibili- Wait.
Land fleet of goblins upon Tavik Toth's mainland empire.
Take control.
Form a goblin nation with the motto: "It's our turn now!"
invent airships. Form military. Then invade remuthra.Your craftment still don't take your wild theories about flying boats seriously, but they do make some makeshift weapons for your fledgeling militia. As winter hits it's coldest, you decide your troops are ready, but are suddenly surprised by a screaming mass of incoherent cultists. They swarm over the border en masse, losing one or two to bowfire, but your stone walls and defenses, combined with your rookie troops manage to fell them almost to a man. There will be much burying for the survivors of the battle to do. You feel relieved this occurred in winter - in summer, they would rot before you could commit them to the earth/sea/fire/other[delete as applicable]. Nevertheless, this will be a hard, cold winter.
Blah blah blah Hats blah blah blah JihadYour abortive drug-fueled attack on Tavik Toth's trained armies is not so much a success. You have barely a handful of colonists now - and most of the survivors are the non-religious loonies who sailed you here.
((whats our tech? Basic tribal?))((Medieval, but you don't got no metal))
Create hunting tools (spears, bows, etc) and then hunt for pelts and food! We must survive the winter!
Expand along the entirety of the river I am on, building farms and fishing as we do.You clear the wilds down almost to the rivermouth where you abandoned your ship, but fish are scarce in winter and the ground is frozen solid. You also construct more log housing, colonists huddling inside as the colds howl.
send scouting parties to investigate the roar-crash, start planting the seeds we received from poketwo. Begin work on some basic forges and the like with ores received from Aseaheru.Your attempts at planting seeds are not great. Eventually your would-be farmers give up hacking at the icy ground. Your smelting, however, is a great success. Everyone wants to be a smith, a smelter, an ore-carrier - anything to be away from the cold. You smelt the ores, obtaining a number of shiny metal bars, as well as some dull metal. You didn't bring a metalsmith, however, and are clueless to their identity. The teams you sent out to investigate the crash return with twisted lumps of frozen-hard fabric, as well as metal wire and some sort of twisted metal lump.
Build mines.You order your crew to drop everything but hunting to search for minerals. You send some of them, cursing in the cold, upstream, where they construct a log cabin over the stream and pan for fragments of metal, while others dig a rickety shaft deep into the fragmented soil and rock that composes the area. The cabin team find flakes of a blue-ish metal, as well as a dull yellow substance that smells foul. The mining team finds chunks of ore you are more certain about - Hematite. You're glad you brought a good prospector with you. A forge is set up, underground to minimise building, and work on smelting begins.
Continue smelting ores, train militia better, and become trading hub.Your ore-smelting goes well. You get some rough bars of the stuff this time, instead of just solidified puddles. You beat some of it out to make spearheads for your militia. The training in your militia isn't going so well, however. One of your recruits stabbed himself in the foot a few days ago. Trading is slowing down significantly, but the East Colonists keep sending grumpy people in carts of the stuff to you.
Really? Can we just keep the last derail game? We can always turn it into a massive crater later.This, I was just getting invested in Dorsid's thing!
Nobody is guarding their caravans yet - hardly anyone has militia. You have no idea he's there - he is leagues away, over a mountain, in the depths of winter.Countinue smelting ores, train militia better, and become trading hub.Caravan guards? And do I know he's there?
(Is that Tavik's force I am seeing? Nice detail, by the way.)1: A city will take a long time. There are a lot of you, but not that many.
Construct a city on that mountain near the mouth of the river.
1: A city will take a long time. There are a lot of you, but not that many.
2: That river is ringed by mountains and mountainous plateau. Specifiy.
3: That's his ship, yes. Thanks.
Build longhouses, continue to train the militia, and become trading hub.Native Americans? How about a work with the Norsemen?
Allow the Zanzetuckens in, but maje it so they are a part of our nation. Build mines.Forgot me.
Arrive in a Harvester craft and begin extracting the local resources.
I gotta get in on this.
Oh dear god...Arrive in a Harvester craft and begin extracting the local resources.
I gotta get in on this.
ERR: unknown noun, taking first google result :Ngultor biomass harvester:Star Trek
Form peaceful diplomatic ties with Remuthra and BFEL. Create Mutual Defensive Pacts if possible.((Not that its not nice to be diplomafied, but theres a mountain in the way. To even meet me you would have to go to the other side of the continent :P))
((And here I thought you would be a Sunni muslim nation, based solely on the fact that the place you live looks suspiciously like their religious symbol XD))Build longhouses, continue to train the militia, and become trading hub.Native Americans? How about a work with the Norsemen?
Also: change city name to Midgaard, institute Norse as dominant religion
((I picked it cause its costal mostly and looks nice. Plus I want to build a signal pyre eventuallyo n that small island))Form peaceful diplomatic ties with Remuthra and BFEL. Create Mutual Defensive Pacts if possible.((Not that its not nice to be diplomafied, but theres a mountain in the way. To even meet me you would have to go to the other side of the continent :P))((And here I thought you would be a Sunni muslim nation, based solely on the fact that the place you live looks suspiciously like their religious symbol XD))Build longhouses, continue to train the militia, and become trading hub.Native Americans? How about a work with the Norsemen?
Also: change city name to Midgaard, institute Norse as dominant religion
Fortify our shelters against the cold, possibly using the fabric from the crash thing. Annex the poor savages abandoned by Coolrune and integrate them into society. Attempt to send out a request for a metalsmith to the nations I have trade routes with (Poketwo and Asea.)
((Just dont attack me via boats. Attack by land units marching across the mountains instead))((Why would I attack? We're norsemen but peaceful norsemen. The edda actually doesn't say to murder everything that moves))
Because at somepoint everyone is going to nuke everyone else.((I'm not going to nuke you or poketwo! I have every intention of forming a trade federation with you two. You dig the ores, I smelt the ores, and poketwo turns the ores into battleships because he is the only one close enough to open water to have a decent port :P))
Form peaceful diplomatic ties with Remuthra and BFEL. Create Mutual Defensive Pacts if possible.((Not that its not nice to be diplomafied, but theres a mountain in the way. To even meet me you would have to go to the other side of the continent :P))
Also expand further into mainland. Also build defences and train more military or militia at mainland colony
((A decent port? That's cute...))Because at somepoint everyone is going to nuke everyone else.((I'm not going to nuke you or poketwo! I have every intention of forming a trade federation with you two. You dig the ores, I smelt the ores, and poketwo turns the ores into battleships because he is the only one close enough to open water to have a decent port :P))
((Ok so apparently either the southern river flows UNDERGROUND, or that height map is bullshit :PBUMP
waitno.
Ideclare war on the Least Drawn Continent.initate settlement on the First Land.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((Why is that cute? Historically naval might often translated into victory. Also we are all mostly separated from everyone else, so having the best navy seems to be the way to go expansion-wise.))((A decent port? That's cute...))Because at somepoint everyone is going to nuke everyone else.((I'm not going to nuke you or poketwo! I have every intention of forming a trade federation with you two. You dig the ores, I smelt the ores, and poketwo turns the ores into battleships because he is the only one close enough to open water to have a decent port :P))
((We're both naval and I'm making longships))((Yes, you're making longships. Longships vs. Anything made in a proper Dock= Driftwood :P))
((Longships are epic! They can go back and forward and you cant tell which way theyre going! And its early medieval; you think you're going to get galleons by now?))((We're both naval and I'm making longships))((Yes, you're making longships. Longships vs. Anything made in a proper Dock= Driftwood :P))
Ok, guys, I'm getting to the point of skipping over pages, now.But derails are a part of this thread!
Take it to the derail thread, and continue it there.
Or make a new thread, I don't care.
((I'm just saying that Longships are something everyone already presumably has, seeing how we all arrived by sea :P((Longships are epic! They can go back and forward and you cant tell which way theyre going! And its early medieval; you think you're going to get galleons by now?))((We're both naval and I'm making longships))((Yes, you're making longships. Longships vs. Anything made in a proper Dock= Driftwood :P))
This.Ok, guys, I'm getting to the point of skipping over pages, now.But derails are a part of this thread!
Take it to the derail thread, and continue it there.
Or make a new thread, I don't care.
I suppose it's your thread, but it's not like the thread is really active without derails. So really, it would only go from skipping pages to the pages not existing.
((Wouldn't it be like small ships? And longboats as in the dragon ships... And I can see ANYTHING that comes to me by water. Yeah, I gotta make an aqueduct eventually for irrigation and etc. But I got a nice place I can eventually fortify if I do it properly. Plus the signal pyre to warn us of the goblins that already arrived? Excellent!((I'm just saying that Longships are something everyone already presumably has, seeing how we all arrived by sea :P((Longships are epic! They can go back and forward and you cant tell which way theyre going! And its early medieval; you think you're going to get galleons by now?))((We're both naval and I'm making longships))((Yes, you're making longships. Longships vs. Anything made in a proper Dock= Driftwood :P))
Not to mention they aren't much of a threat to me personally, seeing as I have that nice river to use as a chokepoint to your silly Vikings))This.Ok, guys, I'm getting to the point of skipping over pages, now.But derails are a part of this thread!
Take it to the derail thread, and continue it there.
Or make a new thread, I don't care.
I suppose it's your thread, but it's not like the thread is really active without derails. So really, it would only go from skipping pages to the pages not existing.
Its kinda pointless to complain about derails when the trains are all undergoing maintenance anyway....
Only fifty-five.Default page count disagrees with you.
As for ports, the rivers could be navageable.
Nobody even considered making the journey to such a cursed ice-trap this season.
(Is that Tavik's force I am seeing? Nice detail, by the way.)
Attack the ship. and take over the river mouth and the surrounding area.
Construct a city on that mountain near the mouth of the river on the river's east bank.
Form peaceful diplomatic ties with Remuthra and BFEL. Create Mutual Defensive Pacts if possible.
Takeover remuthra. Then construct shipyards. Also start research into better materials and gunpowder. Also expand further into mainland. Also build defences and train more military or militia at mainland colonyYou watch the fleet land on the mainland from your base, unable to do anything as workers are slaughtered. I guess that puts off your plans to train them up, so you set to work training more soldiers and burying the dead. Three men die from hypothermia, the winter is cold and few preparations were made. Weeks in, you finally feel you've recovered enough to force your way into Remuthra's camp. You storm his crude wooden fence, but you are seen coming, and the last crew manage to sail out of bow-range before you can stop them. You head back to your campsite and begin making a place to build a new ship.
Build a mine and a basic forge. If we get any sort of sturdy metal, forge them into nails for better constructed buildings. Have a couple of guys hunt every now and then to maintain food supply (unless we're full on our granaries, then have them aid in the forge). Also: change city name to Midgaard, institute Norse as dominant religionYou don't have much in the way of exposed rock on your beach-side camp, but beat a path out to the lone hill nearby, and set up a mine. You have a sort of glittery silvery-blue ore, as well as some rock you think is malachite. You heat it in the forge and get a dirty-looking metal your smiths assume is copper. They make nails out of it anyway. You call your camp "Midgaard", and your crew think that's an awesome name. They are less impressed by your decision to mandate worship of the Norse Gods.
Build longhouses, continue to train the militia, and become trading hub.You order the workers to build more roomy and better-constructed accommodation, which they do. The millitia is coming along nicely. They actually seem less calamitous now, and maybe ten seem somewhat competent. You get a warehouse built to store traded good in... but nobody is shipping stuff downriver to you, and for some reason nobody has made the days-long journey in an open cart to bring you more ores. It's snowing heavily, too.
Arrive in a Harvester craft and begin extracting the local resources.Your Ngultor harvester craft detects lifeforms in the area. You head to investigate and (2) come in openly and carelessly. Something shoots you down. You crash on an island and remain, heavily injured, the last of your crew alive. ((OMG FIRST ROLL SHOWN. And last))
Allow the Zanzetuckens in, but make it so they are a part of our nation. Build mines.You've let the starving, freezing would-be invaders into your colony. A mine is constructed into the side of a mountain. You haven't found any ores yet, but your miners are digging out very nice blocks of stone.
Clear land for spring farming, use resulting wood for smithing. Get some ore smelted.You chop down more trees, burning their logs to feed the furnaces. Your ore makes what seems to be a silver-colored metal with blue shimmers and streaks. It's heavy and quite hard.
Fortify our shelters against the cold, possibly using the fabric from the crash thing. Annex the poor savages abandoned by Coolrune and integrate them into society. Attempt to send out a request for a metalsmith to the nations I have trade routes with (Poketwo and Asea.)There wasn't much cloth in the crashed something-or-other, but you thaw out some and use it to stuff cracks. You take advantage of the fact that the lake has frozen to annex Coolrune's abandoned citizens, and bring them back to the more certain safety of your own camp. There weren't many anyway. You ask for metalsmiths, but the East Traders aren't coming and the farmers' smiths are just as inept as yours.
Smelt ore. Increase mining capabilities.The iron smelts well, and you fashion crude anvils from rocks to shape them into bars. Not much of the shiny blue flakes was collected, but you smelt that into some small ingots. The yellow foul stuff gets under your workers nails and continues to stink. You dig the shaft deeper too, buttressing it with whole tree trunks.
>After waiting 10,000years of breeding an waiting. Emerge on to the world and bring an apocalypse of darkness, nope that's too boring, instead sell ice-cream to everyone.The ghosts of your elephants spend 10,000 years somehow breeding. They emerge in a violent burst of evil and darkne- wait, no. They're trying to sell ice-cream to the dead Ngultor. Eventually they just leave the ice-cream with the corpses and take their wallets.
Ok, guys, I'm getting to the point of skipping over pages, now.You attempt to dispel the Derailers and fail! The Derailers are not impressed, and announce that only an Offering of Purified Update will appease their vagrancies.
Take it to the derail thread, and continue it there.
Or make a new thread, I don't care.
Am I the only one not really preparing for war?
So Dorsid, could you give us a vague idea of who is most powerful at this point? Its kinda hard to tell what our resources are based solely on how big a circle/giantpenisinhighmax'case we have.
Hooray! Can we get a census?So Dorsid, could you give us a vague idea of who is most powerful at this point? Its kinda hard to tell what our resources are based solely on how big a circle/giantpenisinhighmax'case we have.
Not counting the Goblin Armada, the most powerful is poketwo. Because farms and soldiers and trade. Excluding the GA, Highmax has the most settlers.
(B x 2) -1
Where B is the amount of people you can fit of a seventy-foot ship for three months without them killing each other.
I think because I'm less war based, I think I got more friendly people, and perhaps more numbers.I think you have the most settlers because your land is shaped like a penis.
Actually, if anything, its shaped like two legs spread apart ;D regardless, I will probably be sending out some people to talk to the people to the east of me. Perhaps a trade route can be established? Maybe a road or two?I think because I'm less war based, I think I got more friendly people, and perhaps more numbers.I think you have the most settlers because your land is shaped like a penis.
It "inspires" couples, y'see?
Actually, if anything, its shaped like two legs spread apart ;D regardless, I will probably be sending out some people to talk to the people to the east of me. Perhaps a trade route can be established? Maybe a road or two?
We got... Nails?Actually, if anything, its shaped like two legs spread apart ;D regardless, I will probably be sending out some people to talk to the people to the east of me. Perhaps a trade route can be established? Maybe a road or two?
Ally with the armada. We have the largest navy, army, and population, and are looking for allies.
We got... Nails?Actually, if anything, its shaped like two legs spread apart ;D regardless, I will probably be sending out some people to talk to the people to the east of me. Perhaps a trade route can be established? Maybe a road or two?
Ally with the armada. We have the largest navy, army, and population, and are looking for allies.
Make firearms and other weapons.
I also need iron... And gold... And valuable resources. Copper works if I can get a lot of itWe got... Nails?Actually, if anything, its shaped like two legs spread apart ;D regardless, I will probably be sending out some people to talk to the people to the east of me. Perhaps a trade route can be established? Maybe a road or two?
Ally with the armada. We have the largest navy, army, and population, and are looking for allies.
You have some of the safest ports, considering the gulf and the island. And you have a set up economy.Make firearms and other weapons.
When the hell did you get gunpowder?
The Destroyer slowly opened his multitude of eyes.While it sucks immensely what happened, I am gonna sig this if it's alright.
He had been entombed in the core of the planet for what felt like ages.
He was Xantalos.
Through every muscle, every fiber of his being, he was held rigidly in place by adamantine needles that pierced through him from all directions.
But something was off.
A solitary needle was slightly loose.
Xantalos knew which one it was. He had memorized every single spire that infested his form.
It led to a continent in the northern hemisphere. In a mountain range.
In a mountain hall.
Someone had dug too deep.
Xantalos flexed a single muscle, to push the needle out of his body, and used his newfound freedom to rip every last one of them out.
And as he pushed them out, they cut through the solid rock, and tore the ground, and the very planet, asunder.
With an immense wave of power, he broke his prison apart, and set himself free.
Gia was no more.
Damn, that sucks. :( I was really looking hoping it would get revived.
Also, Mastah, your link is wrong. It should be: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=133329.msg5902580#msg5902580
WE ARE THE NECROTHREADERS!!!
Yeah, but it's not coming back, the post's only purpose is to necro, and besides, all-caps bold large-point font with multiple exclamation points is grating.Plus the only people who can necrothread anything and get away with it is Mastahchese doing his own threads, and BFEL who is the one and only High Lord Threadromancer