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Dwarf Fortress => DF Community Games & Stories => Topic started by: eliman47 on June 05, 2013, 07:16:34 pm

Title: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: eliman47 on June 05, 2013, 07:16:34 pm
I guess i didn/t realize it until an engraving, but check this description of a bracelet out.

On the item is an image of the dwarves in fine pewter. The dwarves are being struck down by a troll. On the item is an image of cheese in microcline. The cheese is striking down the troll. This artwork relates to the killing of the troll Ozyydif Kuilat by the cheese Eritoy Awexog in the early spring of 71

Dafuq DF?
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: peregarrett on June 05, 2013, 11:20:11 pm
All hail the mighty cheese!
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: Iceblaster on June 06, 2013, 12:58:47 am
On the item is an image of the dwarves in fine pewter. The dwarves are being struck down by a troll. On the item is an image of cheese in microcline. The cheese is striking down the troll. This artwork relates to the killing of the troll Ozyydif Kuilat by the cheese Eritoy Awexog in the early spring of 71

Sigged

Also ALL HAIL CHEESELORD
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: mastahcheese on June 06, 2013, 01:09:34 am
This makes me smile.
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: Ruhn on June 06, 2013, 11:55:02 am
lol how?  Some historical figure got called "cheese" for a nickname?   :D
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: peregarrett on June 06, 2013, 12:15:45 pm
lol how?  Some historical figure got called "cheese" for a nickname?   :D
Some kind of cheese-falling trap, or cheese-loaded shotgun, or accidentally thrown cheese by a dwarf in tantrum, maybe?
And as weapons usually got name after SEVERAL kills - that wasn't the first troll killed by this piece of cheese!
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: Broken on June 06, 2013, 01:09:59 pm
post the save please.

This is a work for CSI:Boatmurder cheese investigation.
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: peregarrett on June 06, 2013, 01:49:42 pm
post the save please.

This is a work for CSI:Boatmurder cheese investigation.
THE CHEESE IS OUT THERE
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: CognitiveDissonance on June 06, 2013, 01:58:14 pm
I, for one, welcome our cheese overlord.

PTW for science!
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: mastahcheese on June 06, 2013, 03:15:40 pm
I, for one, welcome our cheese overlord.

PTW for science!
+1
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: CaptainLambcake on June 06, 2013, 09:09:27 pm
the cheese's name sounds elven.
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: Urist McKiwi on June 06, 2013, 09:46:40 pm
What's the density of a thrown cheese? Is there potential for some sort of rapid-fire cheese-thrower made out of minecart tracks?
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: Iceblaster on June 06, 2013, 09:50:14 pm
I, for one, welcome our cheese overlord.

Sigged... also I do welcome them to
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: eliman47 on June 09, 2013, 04:20:09 pm
Yeah, looking back at it, it has 47 goblin kills along with 6 troll and 1 kea kill. Though the troll kill i was talking about was a tantruming dwarf!
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: peregarrett on June 10, 2013, 05:26:23 am
Holy crap.
Post the save NOW!!!!
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: eliman47 on June 12, 2013, 05:08:23 pm
RIP Cheese. By the time I checked back on this thread the cheese has been eaten by a random dwarf. May he rest in pieces.
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: peregarrett on June 13, 2013, 02:34:40 am
RIP Cheese. By the time I checked back on this thread the cheese has been eaten by a random dwarf. May he rest in pieces.
:'(
So much grief when a mighty hero vanishes like that... You should make giant monument - orthoclase or opriment cheese sector with clear class windows scattered over side. And settle yout dwarves inside.


But really, how do they managed to kill goblin horde with cheese?!
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: Njals on June 13, 2013, 06:07:18 am
But really, how do they managed to kill goblin horde with cheese?!
Some legendary misc. object user got hungry right before a siege?
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: peregarrett on June 13, 2013, 06:36:57 am
But really, how do they managed to kill goblin horde with cheese?!
Some legendary misc. object user got hungry right before a siege?
Oh.
A small peaceful dwarven outpost. Children are partying at the *copper cage*. Urist McMiscObjectUser is walking to food stockpile.
-Ahhhh... Notghing is like a good piece of cheese after hard work.
Sound of siren, guards shout: - Goblins! Goblins at the gate! To arms!
Urist: - Nah, I'm on the break. And I'm not a recruit.- walks to dining room with his cheese. Meets goblin squads:- Uh, hallo..
Goblin leader:- And now you die, shortie!
Urist - Hey, easy, guys, I'm just having a snack! - blocks goblin's strike with his cheese - Don't touch my cheese! I warn you... - dodges once more - Fuck off you green bastards! I AM JUST HUNGRY!
Urist McMiscObject has entered martial trance
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: Matoro on June 13, 2013, 07:55:07 am
Well, every single item can become named after it gets enough kills. I saw once minotaur wielding sheep wool loincloth which had 63 kills.
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: CognitiveDissonance on June 13, 2013, 09:52:06 am
Well, every single item can become named after it gets enough kills. I saw once minotaur wielding sheep wool loincloth which had 63 kills.

I'm assuming this was a minotaur commando.
The horrors...
Title: Re: Curse of the killer cheese!
Post by: Shadowscynthe on November 01, 2013, 05:31:21 pm
I guess i didn/t realize it until an engraving, but check this description of a bracelet out.

On the item is an image of the dwarves in fine pewter. The dwarves are being struck down by a troll. On the item is an image of cheese in microcline. The cheese is striking down the troll. This artwork relates to the killing of the troll Ozyydif Kuilat by the cheese Eritoy Awexog in the early spring of 71

Dafuq DF?

(1):Troll Invasion! Throw the (microcline) cheese!
(2):Hm... My bracelet has...an odd... OH MY ARMOK ITS A CHEESE KILLING A TROLL!