(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/6950/dwarf0.png)And here is the continuation so far:
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/95/dwarf.png)
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/1935/dwarf2.png)
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/2477/dwarf3.png)
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8750/dwarf4q.png)
Inaluct, make sure box-slayer makes an appearance too ;DThats my update stick >:|
And Armok's update stick.
Flat can come too.
Boxslayer was in the engraving.......
Inaluct, make sure box-slayer makes an appearance too ;DThats my update stick >:|
And Armok's update stick.
Flat can come too.
GUEST APPEARENCE BY THE CAPTAIN!This.
Me.
A shaggy haired 6 foot tall large guy who wears green leather tunics and brown leather pants.
Oh god, so many people are joining, it's gonna be like some crazy ass sitcom with 20 major characters.You shouldn't have said that.
HA! I have two weapons, a baseball AND a bat! Animal companions ftw!My baseball bat is bigger than yours.
Not sure how effective I'll be though.
My choppa is da biggestYa, sure thing, shrimp.
only if I can murder you to DEATH!Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhat?
And I like how my backstory seems eerily reminiscent to "The Man in the Iron Mask".That's because I thought it would be funny to almost entirely steal your backstory from "The Man in the Iron Mask," but replace the iron mask with a goatee. :P
._.
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/954/zustash20.png)
This stuff reminds me of Pictures For Sad Children.Tell us more about this
Pictures For Sad Children..
YAY! Spoilery time!I guess I should put this in a spoiler too.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"What government, pray tell."
May I ask how you learned how to draw Inaluct? I want to become a better Illustrator for my Peasant Adventure forum game.NOES. The graphics are half the fun!
May I ask how you learned how to draw Inaluct? I want to become a better Illustrator for my Peasant Adventure forum game.NOES. The graphics are half the fun!
Regarding the question, it looks to my untrained eyes like simple paint+graphics tablet. :/ But with a touch of, oh, I don't know...
Je ne sais qua?
Yes, that's it.
O.o
The,cat...
(http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/7817/zustash21.png)One: I would like a picture of my by himself for my profile pic, and then explanations how to do that, and need the Goblin picture on my shirt. If you see the fist one, it isnt there.... :P
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1897/zustash22.png)
(http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/9130/zustash23.png)
Didn't have much time to draw this one. Oh well.
D=<*sobs a little*
Look at me! I can draw dumb Penguins too!
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y300/slapstar/penguin.jpg)
Look at me! I can draw dumb Penguins too!
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y300/slapstar/penguin.jpg)
thats the most depressing thing i've ever seen :(
I can't even imagine what your take on my avatar would be. Well, I can, but it's pretty stupid.
And when are we gonna get another update?
I had fun drawing this one. I was laughing, out loud, as I was drawing it.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y300/slapstar/bensmallajperfect.png)
D: Every thing Josh trys to draw instantly becomes scary and depressing.
Hey Sniper Joe, gimme one of your frog pics, and I'll Josh-ify for you.
We need a damn contest on redrawing Aqizzar's avatar. Here's my entry:Bad drawing is bad.
(http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu334/ktut/Avatars%20and%20Forum%20Stuff/aqizzar.png)
Fills me with an urge to DEFAECATE!
We need a damn contest on redrawing Aqizzar's avatar. Here's my entry:
(http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu334/ktut/Avatars%20and%20Forum%20Stuff/aqizzar.png)
At least mine isn't as depressing as A_Fey_Dwarf's. I'm typing this from the hospital because I tried to kill myself after seeing it.
Oh god. Yeah, chaoticjosh's. Just don't post that again. Please.Ahah!
(p.S. Sorry biker Ben...)
(p.S. Sorry biker Ben...)
what is this
what have you done
what is thisIt's me winning the contest.
I wait you in VN!Just give me a map! I don't know how to get there *shy face*.
Fills me with an urge to DEFAECATE!Whoo! Defecate!
Any specific ideas?
Are you still going to conclude the demon of industry getting his ass kicked by Org?
I hate how everyone looks at something cylindrical and says that it's phallic.
What's supposed to be the difference between Strength and Power?
Well, this is totally ridiculous, so it may very well have the emperors fight personally.
here's my idea.
Strength - Used for attacks, this is defined by military might and FORCE of rule.
Stamina - How long they ruled, defines how many turns they may be out at one point
before going to the 'resting lounge' for 3 turns.
Speed - Which emperor goes first, defined by intelligence and cleverness
Power - Ruling power, used like MP for attacks.
well, I think for now we should stick to emperors. possibly with Romulus, Remus, and as few other super duper important cards.
also, which one of my cards is the best, in your collective opinion, creative projects forum?
well, I think for now we should stick to emperors. possibly with Romulus, Remus, and as few other super duper important cards.Probus
also, which one of my cards is the best, in your collective opinion, creative projects forum?
I like the picture a lot. It conveys a sort of dynamism to the card.Reread wikipedia(which is right most of the time, usually the jack ass editors do something idiotic, and its easy to see). He did fight in the Collosseum, and I think it said he could shoot a ostrich in the head, while it was going at full stride.
One thing about the stats, though (I know you didn't make them up); I sort of recall reading somewhere that even though people threw fights against Commodus, he was actually a pretty competent fighter, so his Strength should probably be higher, and his Power lower. I might be mistaken, though.
Oh, also, I think you should rewrite the text to give the card more individuality.
perfect, except for two things.I wasnt specific enough.
his power should be higher (his men elected him emperor just because he was their commander)
what's in the bottle? jooce?
He is like the Kuribo of the Roman emperors.
Stanima should be 2, not power. Who even likes this guy?
He was just some rich guy that literally bought his way into power? I didn't even know you could do that.
I'm growing increasingly curious as to how the Roman Empire lasted for over 2000 years.
we need ARMY cards, that's what.We're actually planning on having the emperors fight each other, because that'll make it about a million times more awesome than anything that happened during the actual Roman Empire. I think that we should have little strategic tip bubbles and stuff in the rulebook that have centaurions in them.
How I think army cards should work, is be the units that actually can attack and defend.
Their power should be determined by their leader's power.
I thought this was a thread like the fan art one.Thanks.
My God inaluct, this menaces with spikes of awesome.
I mean, we are only doing ROMAN emperors right inaluct?
If so, thats cool. Drew this, because he sounded cool. Looks okay too.
(http://i609.photobucket.com/albums/tt176/Orgdabucha/Higashiyama.png)
Byzantine Empire
Byzantine Empire
The Byzantine empire were Roman, they had just been heavily influenced by the East, they weren't some foreign power claiming to be Roman, they were what resulted when the Empire basicly broke and half.
But, if legends matter, like I asked earlier, does the Odyssey count?
That's basically the question you have to ask of the Byzantines. With enough cultural change and temporal distance it's just not the same nation.
QuoteThat's basically the question you have to ask of the Byzantines. With enough cultural change and temporal distance it's just not the same nation.
The Byzantines saw themselves as part of the Roman Empire. They never called themselves Byzantines. Only after the fall of the Byzantine Empire did we start calling them Byzantines, but the Byzantines saw themselves as Romans, and everybody saw them as Romans.
And, basically, to be the Roman Emperor, all you have to do is say that you are the Roman Emperor...right?
Here is the GOLDEN bough!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Caligula actually messed with the succession and turned it into gladiatorial games, so I think that the Golden Bough should have a more slave-fight type power.
I went for a much more Spartan drawing of the Golden Bough, mostly because Barbarossa already did a chunky, sparkly one:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm fairly sure modern mythologists think both are referring to the same sort of plant - mistletoe. Specifically mistletoe growing on the branch of an oak tree.
I disagree.
Mercury should be speed.
Yes, but my god was the god of intelligence. BEAT THAT!!! >.<
Why no interesting text at all?
Just so everybody knows, it would be good for a bunch of people to draw emperors like Caligula and write their own flavor text, so we'll have at least a few good ones.
I'm not sure about those stats, either. What made you choose them, specifically?
wait until someone draws Venus
It's work safe.Several reasons why:
Just saying, Trajan wasn't as "OMG PWN" as you think. The only time Roman soldiers had to adapt their armor was during the conquest of Dacia, where Dacians were cutting through the Romans' fucking helmets with falxes.
either way, some warning would have been nice.Sorry, I didn't think about it. Although I agree with others that it should be work-safe, I can't account for everybody's bosses.
But seriously, any comments on the picture?
I like the hair, but I'm not sure what the brown ring is hanging on his sword. A dog collar?
That's the swordloop on his skirt thingy. Romans were odd and carried their swords alongside their legs. Trajan is pulling out his sword.
(http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo148/Roosterdf/wtk.png)
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I'm sort of messing with him, here. Just leave and come back after someone writes something. Say you thought it was brilliant and EPIC!11!111 and other stuff like that.
Barbarossa the Seal God: okay, I understand, I'll try to do simpler cards next time. Its stillbeta
alpha so throwing away ideas doesn't hurt. :D
EDIT: I have some work today so I made only this:
(http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo148/Roosterdf/trC.png)
Anyway, do a Google image search for "Roman shield." It looks just like it.
Probable ideal deck:
7 emperors
15 items
8 events
I'm saddened by this thread. The MSPaint comic hilarity crumbles in the face of card game design.card games are crap.
this thread is affecting reality
awesome pictures
The last two image posts both made me laugh.Agreed. We're all hypocrits, aren't we?
The last two image posts both made me laugh.Agreed. We're all hypocrits, aren't we?
The last two image posts both made me laugh.Agreed. We're all hypocrits, aren't we?
What do you mean?
BUMPASAURUS EMERGES ROARING FROM THE SHALE!!!(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/9678/bumpasaurusshale.png)
please, draw this.
You've inspired me!
Warning: It's long. I tend to get carried away with these things.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
INALUCT, GET BACK TO DRAWINGI CONCUR
I feel responsible, I should've warned them that that Habbo Hotel nonsense would only spell trouble.
Can you draw me communist-Jesus standing atop the White House?(http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/5ab830998368dd9ae7e24016e2aa1aaa.png)
>_>
Holding a bazookie.
Or a Commie-Flag. :3
I feel responsible, I should've warned them that that Habbo Hotel nonsense would only spell trouble.
And I'm extremely sorry for being so dumb. Seriously, sorry man.
EDIT: Hang on, you feel responsible?
Ein should pick up the slack whenever inaluct is muted. Because that whale was awesome.
And...lets face it. It'll probably happen again ::)
...Ein, can you draw me a cowboy who kills nazi-robots with a pneumatic hamster shooting bazooka?
Can you draw me communist-Jesus standing atop the White House?Yar. Gimme a sec.
>_>
Holding a bazookie.
Or a Commie-Flag. :3
I need to know your guys's exact heights. Preferably in feet and inches. Weights would be good, too. I'm either going to do a lineup or a bunch of little pictures with information about how Penguin is a Bosnian terrorist, and Org is whatever, etc.
Fine. I'll get back to this.
(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/5572/zustash26.png)
INALUCT GOD DAMMIT. YOUR BAN HAS EXPIRED, GET YO ASS BACK IN HERE!
Also capslock
I'm seriously considering turning you into a weapon forever in the RTD.
INALUCT GOD DAMMIT. YOUR BAN HAS EXPIRED, GET YO ASS BACK IN HERE!
Also capslock
I'm seriously considering turning you into a weapon forever in the RTD.
Maybe he was banned for real.
INALUCT GOD DAMMIT. YOUR BAN HAS EXPIRED, GET YO ASS BACK IN HERE!
Also capslock
I'm seriously considering turning you into a weapon forever in the RTD.
Maybe he was banned for real.
No, two week ban only.
Woah, I just found out that inaluct was muted. I knew something felt off.
Woah, I just found out that inaluct was muted. I knew something felt off.
There was no constant high pitched whine? ;D
You both are wrong! There hasn't been any yelling at Oklahomans(?) and an noone is saying faggot.Woah, I just found out that inaluct was muted. I knew something felt off.
There was no constant high pitched whine? ;D
Keep that stuff away from people Gruffy. It's so hot it might burn someone.
You both are wrong! There hasn't been any yelling at Oklahomans(?) and an noone is saying faggot.Woah, I just found out that inaluct was muted. I knew something felt off.
There was no constant high pitched whine? ;D
Keep that stuff away from people Gruffy. It's so hot it might burn someone.
faggot.OH MY GOOOOOOD
why did you quote yourself?faggot.OH MY GOOOOOOD
He's back, at frigging last. Inaluct, you had better have worked on some art in the time you were gone.Nope, I didn't draw anything.
Spoiler: Don't Read (click to show/hide)
Yeah, I guess I'd join, but it's closed.
Leave'em alone about it already.
Phoenix.....phoenix......PHOENIX WRIGHT!!!