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[Loud Whispers]

-rattles-

No you don't understand, the point is -

[EuchreJack]

-rattles-

No you don't understand, the point is -

-rattles-

[Loud Whispers]

Me bones! Don't rattle them!

[scriver]

You wouldn't understand

[Loud Whispers]

You wouldn't understand

The ancient knowledge passed down from generation to generation

[EuchreJack]

You wouldn't understand

The ancient knowledge passed down from generation to generation

More ancient knowledge passed down from generation to generation

[Rockeater]

Found the funniest name for a conjecture disprove (?), "The Sausage Catastrophe of J. Wills",

[Grim Portent]

Attended the memorial service for my aunt, she passed away last week, and she had chosen the closing song for her service some time before she died.

She picked 'Another One Bites The Dust' by Queen. Hadn't seen her for a good few years, never really spent much time with my dad's extended family, but the people who were closer to her seemed to feel it was very much her kind of humour. Made me smile.

[Frumple]

yeah, that's one of the reasons i have no intention of giving any instructions for my funeral whenever the time comes

i'd be telling those buggers to be blaring aqua necromancer (Warning: Noise Music*) or something on repeat, loudly

and, like

people might be mourning at that point, but it'd probably be more due to the hearing damage than my passing

*that I actually kinda' enjoy; it's like waves crashing on the beach _{by way of fornicating industrial machinery}

[dragdeler]

It's sad it's so heavily regulated, I would enjoy being put in in burrito wrap, with an appropriate amount of salad and stuff for my size  (goes without saying) rolled shut and being thrown to the animals, or a volcano.

[hector13]

Yeah just a good old-fashioned sky burial would do me. Chuck me on a hilltop for the birds to eat, easy peasy.

[King Zultan]

Being throw into a volcano sounds like a pretty bad ass way to be buried, the next most bad ass thing I can think of would be for my corpse to be put in the drivers seat of a car filled with explosives then thrown off a cliff so it explodes when it hits the ground.

[dragdeler]

Funeral director: michael bay.


I realized if we're talking badassery...It's probably not safe to chug me in by hand so I can allow being catapulted in my wrap... Might even look a bit like when you throw a roll of toilet paper, perfect.

[Frumple]

Being throw into a volcano sounds like a pretty bad ass way to be buried, the next most bad ass thing I can think of would be for my corpse to be put in the drivers seat of a car filled with explosives then thrown off a cliff so it explodes when it hits the ground.

I mean, why not both? If you're lucky(?) your corpse will even trigger an eruption!

[dragdeler]

Hmm... I'm pretty sure I never heard it before but second time something like this comes up within a month.


Doesnt organic debris regularely land in volcanoes? Like dust and seeds and old leaves and dead twigs, possibly animals too from time to time, or even trees. I'm unconvinced and I advise chugging my corpse into a volcano for science  . But seriously... Why not throw everybody in there? If someone angers aranaktu he must have had his reasons, we can't go wrong with this in a way, imagine our CO2 budget if we had a volcanically caused mini ice age, surely the trees will grow fine and have absorbed all the CO2 before the skies get bright again  .