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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 737064 times)

Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6315 on: January 21, 2018, 04:01:09 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6316 on: January 21, 2018, 04:03:16 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6317 on: January 21, 2018, 04:04:31 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6318 on: January 21, 2018, 04:05:20 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6319 on: January 21, 2018, 04:10:45 pm »

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Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6320 on: January 21, 2018, 04:13:06 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6321 on: January 21, 2018, 04:13:58 pm »

B, family sticks together.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6322 on: January 21, 2018, 04:35:58 pm »

B

The treasury is low; all his victories were up north; I doubt the expense will be repaid in prestige.
Poor Esta. Even when she's gone we still fail her . . .
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6323 on: January 21, 2018, 04:46:04 pm »

You decide to avoid pomp (and overt spending) with Connan's funeral.

1136 AD, Late Autumn

Somehow, Lametanians score a major victory over the combined might of Damdamians.

1136 AD, Winter

Gold, silver and gemstones arrive in the Treasury.

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While metals do sell for a bit, the glassware market seems to have crashed; barely a coin was made on selling the glass crafts to local people wealthy enough to afford it!

Few days after the Treasurer's most recent report, your son Ustwelf approaches you after the evening meal.

"Father, I wish to join a Pantheonist temple in the northwest, near border with the Koi. I shall join their ranks as an acolyte, to further strengthen my faith."

"Is there another reason?" You ask, and Ustwelf grimaces, turning his eyes away.

"There is, but I shall keep it to myself." You decide to...

A) Let him go to join the priestly ranks.
B) Tell him you will have to remove him from the line of succession if he dons the robe!
C) Keep him under lock and guard, a disloyal son and a heretic will only cause trouble if sent away from your watchful eye!
D) Offer to sponsor construction of a temple at castle grounds, so he can both stay and pray without going anywhere.
E) Explain him that you need him here, at the capital.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6324 on: January 21, 2018, 04:47:48 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6325 on: January 21, 2018, 04:51:10 pm »

A, freedom of religion baby!

Come to think of it, maybe Ustwelf has just recognized the disturbing pattern of the rest of his family dying horribly and wants to get out while there's still time. Or perhaps he just really wants to get out there and meet hot dudes in the convent.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6326 on: January 21, 2018, 04:54:22 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6327 on: January 21, 2018, 05:01:03 pm »

D even though it comes before C in a clear display of the disorder of Pantheonist heresy
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6328 on: January 21, 2018, 05:02:28 pm »

Shush, you ;v
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6329 on: January 21, 2018, 05:08:44 pm »

B. He can go be a priest, but he won't be able to come back as a prince.
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