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Title: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on May 20, 2018, 09:25:28 am
I recently was looking up conspiracy theories out of morbid curiosity, and realized we don't have a thread for it, sans the WTF thread. So I'm making one.

Normal rules apply. No bickering, etc. This is a place to discuss these theories, the thought and science behind them, and their refutations or things that debunk them. It is not for attacks on personal beliefs. Anyway, onwards. Also in the vein of conversation, alien stuff (abduction, ancient, what have you), urban legends, and cryptid discussion.

Please no personally oriented conspiracies, keep it to the big shadowy global stuff.
Sharing of personal experiences in regards to the most recent topic is acceptable with the caveat that people may try to refute or dissect your account of events.
Keep refutation and dissection of such accounts clinical and entirely non-confrontational.


So for example, if we're talking about Bigfoot and I think I saw him once, it's fine to bring that personal account up, but I need to be aware that people might suggest it could have been a bear.

I'd like to start by echoing XKCD and saying that the Illuminati Semitic shadowy NWO reptilian alien overlords running the world need to get their shit together. They are doing a truly terrible job.

Also chemtrails are pretty unrealistic on a number of scientific levels. Too many people would need to be in on it, not to mention the vast amounts of chemicals they would be using would be noticed.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: KittyTac on May 20, 2018, 09:44:11 am
Let's see for how long this will last until someone has to call the Toadmobile. PTW.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on May 20, 2018, 10:23:53 am
The goal is to avoid that. I'll just lock the topic if it gets abrasive.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: exdeath on May 20, 2018, 10:57:17 am
"Everything" you need to know here:

But before it some rules:

1-I will post a text link, check the text size after reading anything at the link link, if you arent going to read everything, dont start to read it. Only start to read it if you will read everything no matter what.
1.1-If you do start to read it dont stop after finishing it. "Extraordinary claims, require extraordinary explanations" the problem is that if you think some theory is bullshit you wont read a huge text about it (and so be able the necessary amount of text to be explained and then conceived the theory is true), this if you start to read the text, some will stop after reading the text name.
2-I am not claiming the rest of the site has true info, this is just one of the many sites that has it.
3-There are many sites with this text, and its free, feel free to use google to find another if you wanted. I am posting this rule 3 to show this is not about ads or selling books, promoting some site I have or whateaver.
4.The link: https://100777.com/nwo/barbarians
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Pancakes on May 20, 2018, 11:30:12 am
I believe the world has gone stark raving mad. It was inevitable.

Honestly, I don't believe in conspiracy theories, but they are interesting to read, sometimes. Other times they make you wish for a memory wipe.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 20, 2018, 11:35:57 am
Posting to watch where it's going to go.

Conspiracy theories are a fascinating subject from the point of view of psychology of cognition.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: wierd on May 20, 2018, 12:13:50 pm
Sickeningly, the more that they get disproven by the mainstream, the more the ardent view it as "concerted effort to conceal the truth."

Humans are apparently very vulnerable to memetic viruses.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: MrRoboto75 on May 20, 2018, 12:39:09 pm
Humans are apparently very vulnerable to memetic viruses.

Memes!  The DNA of the soul!
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Derpy Dev on May 20, 2018, 12:48:21 pm
I'm gonna PTW as a personal fan of conspiracy theories :D
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on May 20, 2018, 01:38:56 pm
"Everything" you need to know here:

https://100777.com/nwo/barbarians

Rules
1-Check the text size after opening the link, if you arent going to read everything, dont start to read it, unless you will read everything no matter what.
1.1-If you do start to read it dont stop after finishing it. "Extraordinary claims, require extraordinary explanations" the problem is that if you think some theory is bullshit you wont read a huge text about it (and so be able the necessary amount of text to be explained and then conceived the theory is true), this if you start to read the text, some will stop after reading the text name.
2-I am not claiming the rest of the site has true info, this is just one of the many sites that has it.
3-There are many sites with this text, and its free, feel free to use google to find another if you wanted. I am posting this rule 3 to show this is not about ads or selling books, promoting some site I have or whateaver.

Well it was certainly a very intriguing read. The end where they got real preachy sorta irked my atheist-sense, like it's all some conspiracy against Christians. Calm down guys, there are two other yuge Abrahamic religions that would be affected too.

That said, I can certainly see the technologies and systems that would be used to promote this sort of system and why it's concerning. Something to consider in the years to come.

Posting to watch where it's going to go.

Conspiracy theories are a fascinating subject from the point of view of psychology of cognition.


This. I find most of them to be unrealistic in their assumptions of how people keep secrets. The old saying, two can keep a secret if one is dead, comes to mind. That statistician did a study on several CTs and most wouldn't last longer than 3 years average.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 20, 2018, 07:28:17 pm
"Everything" you need to know here:

https://100777.com/nwo/barbarians

Rules
1-Check the text size after opening the link, if you arent going to read everything, dont start to read it, unless you will read everything no matter what.
1.1-If you do start to read it dont stop after finishing it. "Extraordinary claims, require extraordinary explanations" the problem is that if you think some theory is bullshit you wont read a huge text about it (and so be able the necessary amount of text to be explained and then conceived the theory is true), this if you start to read the text, some will stop after reading the text name.
Holy molly, what a load of gunk.

The misquoted adage goes 'extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence'. Not 'explanations'. Anyone can spin a tall tale, which is why we had myths and literature before we had science.

And the evidence presented is... a transcript, of a 30 years old recording, of recollections of some guy, of what some other guy said 20 years prior.

This is exactly the kind of thinking that I find so fascinating - what makes a person, who may otherwise be fully able to function in a society, give credence to such an obvious invention.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: wierd on May 20, 2018, 08:03:16 pm
I believe the answer to that question is "Confirmation Bias".

This SMBC is eerily apropos.

(https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1462804584-20160509.png)


To the cynic, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence (but less extraordinary claims much less so, to the point of blind acceptance of mainstream statements.)
To the conspiratorial mind, the same is also true.

The difference is what is considered an extraordinary claim.  The US government has indeed performed horrible things, and done so clandestinely. (Tuskegee syphilis experiment for the win bob.) There is an evidential track record for it doing so, so the claim that the government deals in dirty pool for its own aims is not unreasonable, nor extraordinary.  However, baseless accusation is also a thing, with an even longer track record.  It is not sufficient to just make a claim, evidence must be presented. This is where bias does its magic. The degree of quality in evidence accepted as being supportive.

Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Dorsidwarf on May 20, 2018, 08:47:18 pm
I must say, considering that this vast conspiracy of millions of people described operating well over sixty years communicating and coordinating in total undetectable secrecy with no proof or whistleblowers escaping to give the biggest news story in the history of the world, they sure didn’t ever mention the modern role of ubiquitous computing even once, despite all his lofty statements about how this guy had pre-knowledge of things in the future like AIDS. Almost as if this guy who gave this interview before the internet was a thing had no clue that such a thing could conceivably exist, and therefore couldn’t make anything up about it, especially considering how much of a vital core of the conspiracy he described it would have been.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: wierd on May 20, 2018, 08:56:37 pm
Or perhaps the guy from the future simply felt it was ubiquitous, and thus did not need lamplighting.

(WoooooooooOOOOoooOOOO!)


LOLOL
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Dorsidwarf on May 20, 2018, 09:03:59 pm
Also the casual mix of “stuff that was already happening/trending at the time he said it and only looks spooky and premonitive because we have a tendency to think that the problems of today arose 10 seconds ago” , “scary sounding stuff with no dates that never happened but are implied to happen in the future”, “scary stuff with threateningly specific dates that are amusing to us future people because we know they never happened, like all the doomsday cults who keep moving their clocks forwards whenever the latest conjunction of the stars does diddly-squat” ; and of course, Implying That The Gays Is A Conspiracy Against Christianity.

I give this conspiracy theory a 95/100 for a heady mix of borrowed credibility, grandiose statements, outdated rhetoric, and issue the Product Of Its Time award, for what time and hindsight  has revealed to be a pathetically outdated hoax
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 20, 2018, 11:48:36 pm
I believe the answer to that question is "Confirmation Bias".
Sure, confirmation bias plays a role in the CT thinking, but it's not how people first start to believe in them. It's used when one already has a preconceived notion of how they think the world works, in order to dismiss uncomfortable evidence and reinforce the 'truth'.
Conversely, there must be a set of factors that first prime people for buying into CTs.

Is the first step a perception of one's intellectual superiority stemming from intellectual isolation (in school, at work, in one's family)? Distrust of authority figures (but what factor makes one develop it)? Culturally inherited persecution complex? Gnostic-like worldview (belief in hidden knowledge, fight of good vs evil - and, again, where does it come from)? Feeling of inferiority or unimportance, and the resulting need for validation, finding one's very own tribe?
Etc.

What factors are necessary for developing the mindset, what factors are just conductive to it? Which are unimportant? Is there an explosive combination? Are there many paths? Is there even a simple answer?

You know, these kind of questions.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Trekkin on May 21, 2018, 01:43:52 am
Conversely, there must be a set of factors that first prime people for buying into CTs.

Or just dubious things generally. The scope of crank magnetism makes me think that what's being potentiated isn't so much conspiracy theories specifically, let alone any one conspiracy theory, as some nebulous category of alternative explanations of reality that also includes alternative medicine, spiritual woo, free energy, the paranormal and so forth. To be clear, most of those things have attendant conspiracy theories, but in a way it's telling that that is the default explanation for why Woo Thing X isn't more widely accepted.

So perhaps the place to start is asking after the origins of disbelief in accepted facts, since that seems to be the common thread running through every bunch of true believers that sees this kind of cross-contamination.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: wierd on May 21, 2018, 03:24:49 am
A good portion may be "Who was first to provide an answer."

parents are often notorious about providing an opinion as if it were fact, especially to young children.

This article mentions the difficulty in getting human subjects to unlearn an association--
https://www.psychologicalscience.org/observer/the-perils-of-trying-to-unlearn-2

If early learning gets an opinionated bias type result as the answer for an honest question, it can be very difficult to undo that damage.  EG, telling kids that "The government is out to get you." (which may well be true for the parent specifically, since the parent might be suffering a tax audit, or some other government entanglement)  may very easily predispose the child to CTs about government plots against private citizens.

So the initialization of the chain might start like this:

"Daddy, why are you upset?"
"The government is out to get me?"
"Why daddy?"
(Daddy then gives a "for children" response that does not basically admit to being a crooked liar on his taxes)
(Child thinks the government is mean for no reason.)
(IRS audit and subsequent wage garnishment cause a noticable reduction in the family's standard of living, which the child notices, and takes as proof daddy was saying the truth.)
(Association that Government gets involved with ordinary people for no justifiable reason created, Bias initiated, and pathological feedback loop begins.)

Rather than learn the proper life lesson "Dont cheat on your taxes.", the child learns the improper life lesson "The government is out to get you." 

I suspect that far back in these individual's childhoods there are formative experiences that predispose them to victim-culture, to false narratives about political authority, to the legitimacy of religious rhetoric over testable reality, etc.

These can be anything from "I got really sick when I got immunized as a baby, therefore the immunization practices of society as a whole are obviously not well controlled, and so the idea that immunizations cause autism is plausible."  to "The government has been destroying people in my family for generations (because of systemic multigenerational tax fraud), and seeing things like the Tuskegee syphilis experiment just reinforces my view that the US government is corrupt to its core, and will do anything to further is agendas."

I doubt that these kinds of associative dysfunctions occur spontaneously.

Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: milo christiansen on May 21, 2018, 03:31:03 am
PTW the insanity.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: wierd on May 21, 2018, 03:50:49 am
I suppose in some cases, the associative dysfunction at the root of the CT thinking chain of thought, might come from a combination of being exposed to a conspiracy theorist's expositions (Such as say, from History channel TV... Oh gawd..) coupled with actual occurrences. (Say, the whole "clipper chip" fandango. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clipper_chip))

EG,

"There is this guy at work who rails constantly about how the government is constantly trying to spy on private communications, which I dismissed as absurd-- I mean why would the government really care about people calling their mom's on mothers day, and sticking their noses in like that?--- Then I learned that they honestly did try to introduce a mass surveillance technology for use against basically every citizen in the US, with the Clipper Chip. Opened my eyes."

This person, now primed for conspiracy nuttery, sees things like the NSA mass eavesdropping and data misuse scandal, as defacto evidence that the US is much less concerned about citizens rights as it is about its own sense of protection from its own citizens, and will preferentially accept accounts from one side over the other.

In this case, "Exposure to existing CT aligned thinker" is the causal agent, and "Totally legit dirty pool action" (even if isolated), becomes the catalyst.



Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Trekkin on May 21, 2018, 06:56:00 am
If lies to children were the causal factor, though, one would expect an internationally popular conspiracy theory regarding who prevents Santa Claus from delivering gifts. (There's endless bad jokes about politics to be had here; please don't.) Or perhaps one about baby-delivering storks or the Tooth Fairy. Children are lied to about some subset of those three with great frequency. Or, in a different vein,  our whole educational system is based around a series of progressively less egregious and more complex lies to children, and yet some kids come out of it reasonably lucid and others eventually believe in perpetual motion or thetans or water memory or what have you, and the divide is not driven by differences in intelligence.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: wierd on May 21, 2018, 07:17:16 am
In those cases though, the parental figure does at some point recant, and tell a more favorable truth about the phenomenon.

In the case of "Daddy is a consummate tax fraud artist", Daddy does not want to admit that how he got his little boy that new game console was by lieing to the feds about his tax deductions, by claiming ridiculous things as write-offs and work related expenses.  Worse still, he me genuinely believe that what he is doing is totally legit, and not tax fraud, and that the IRS is just being stingy for no reason.

Others might be "Immigrant family fleeing a hostile foreign regime" (think Stalinist Russia, et al.) where the government REALLY WAS OUT TO GET THEM, imparting life lessons to their impressionable children out of PTSD like paranoia, even though in their new environment the government really does not give a fuck.

I would say this is more supportive of the "First authority" hypothesis than detracting.  If the first authority recants, and says "No, it was totally me and your mom. I have the costume in the attic." in regard to santa, it might cause the child to be less trusting of its parents afterward, but the first authority figure holds significant power over perceived legitimacy of an explanation. See also "Nu uh! My Mommy told me so!"

The most powerful CT scenarios seem to be from situations where first authorities make a truly extraordinary statement, and then never recant or revise to a less extraordinary statement-- or at least that has been my observation.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Shazbot on May 21, 2018, 07:30:02 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Dorsidwarf on May 21, 2018, 07:35:53 am
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Now thats crazy talk
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: wierd on May 21, 2018, 07:44:21 am
Oh, but you dont know how deep THAT rabbit hole can go!

Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 21, 2018, 08:14:32 am
In those cases though, the parental figure does at some point recant, and tell a more favorable truth about the phenomenon.

In the case of "Daddy is a consummate tax fraud artist", Daddy does not want to admit that how he got his little boy that new game console was by lieing to the feds about his tax deductions, by claiming ridiculous things as write-offs and work related expenses.  Worse still, he me genuinely believe that what he is doing is totally legit, and not tax fraud, and that the IRS is just being stingy for no reason.

Others might be "Immigrant family fleeing a hostile foreign regime" (think Stalinist Russia, et al.) where the government REALLY WAS OUT TO GET THEM, imparting life lessons to their impressionable children out of PTSD like paranoia, even though in their new environment the government really does not give a fuck.

I would say this is more supportive of the "First authority" hypothesis than detracting.  If the first authority recants, and says "No, it was totally me and your mom. I have the costume in the attic." in regard to santa, it might cause the child to be less trusting of its parents afterward, but the first authority figure holds significant power over perceived legitimacy of an explanation. See also "Nu uh! My Mommy told me so!"

The most powerful CT scenarios seem to be from situations where first authorities make a truly extraordinary statement, and then never recant or revise to a less extraordinary statement-- or at least that has been my observation.
Sounds a bit too simplistic to me, in how strongly you present the correlation. I don't deny it could be a factor, but perhaps not a primary one.

There's plenty of cases where just one of a number of siblings turns to CTs (i.e. despite same environment), or is even the only such person in a family. You'd think if they picked it up from their parents' attitude, then the parents wouldn't be conformist to authority themselves. Then there are kids who don't follow in their parents' conspiratorial footsteps.

Or cases where they turn to CTs only later in life and selectively - e.g. pro-epidemics. They're often quite happy to trust the authority of a doctor in all things medical, sans vaccinations. They also don't seem to have much beef with governments in general - it's just the Big Pharma.

If it can prime people towards CTs, then only some of them. And if it works only with some of them, then what makes the difference?


My personal pet guess as to the main factor is the feeling of intellectual isolation.
Say, you're in secondary school, you're reasonably smart, and you have some relatively obscure interests. Your peers find you a major nerd, and your teachers don't know all that much about your narrow field of focus. So you start thinking you're surrounded by dumb masses, and false authority figures.
Or you're a young parent reading about vaccinations, and none of your acquaintances and family members wants to go deeper into it than simple conformity with opinions of experts. Again, feels like you're the only one who can think for themselves.

Seems like a good fertilizer for sprouting CTs.



Oh, and for something completely different: Did you know that Nazi Germany had it all wrong, and Germans weren't actually Arians? It's Poles who are real Arians, and their empire of 10 000 years was only recently brought down by the conspiring Vatican and the Holy Roman Empire (of the German Nation). True story.
The thing is not strictly new, but it has been experiencing resurgence in Poland lately, with books selling better than von Daniken's ever had. The following is the only English article I could find given the short googling, for those interested:
http://www.ancient-origins.net/history/hidden-story-poland-what-happened-forgotten-kingdom-lechia-006648
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on May 21, 2018, 08:21:24 am
Y'know, I think I'm going to steal "pro-epidemics." That's just too good a term to pass up.

Agreed.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Shazbot on May 21, 2018, 08:44:55 am
Can we all agree jet fuel along with various plastics and wood easily produces sufficient heat to cause sufficient heating of steel beams that their plasticity increases, deformation and expansion occurs, structural linkages fail and skyscrapers already pushing the limits of material engineering subsequently suffer a catastrophic, runaway support failure?

I mean. If we're talking conspiracies, lets at least have a baseline sanity check for parties involved.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Trekkin on May 21, 2018, 01:18:53 pm
I mean. If we're talking conspiracies, lets at least have a baseline sanity check for parties involved.

A capital idea. We might begin by excluding people so entrenched in their beliefs that they attempt to unilaterally synonymize their particular worldview with sanity as a way of peremptorily dismissing competing viewpoints.

Alternatively we might dispense with such a litmus test altogether by way of acknowledging that two people can look at the same evidence and arrive at different conclusions without either being crazy.

Which would you prefer?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Ghills on May 21, 2018, 01:25:02 pm
I mean. If we're talking conspiracies, lets at least have a baseline sanity check for parties involved.

A capital idea. We might begin by excluding people so entrenched in their beliefs that they attempt to unilaterally synonymize their particular worldview with sanity as a way of peremptorily dismissing competing viewpoints.

Alternatively we might dispense with such a litmus test altogether by way of acknowledging that two people can look at the same evidence and arrive at different conclusions without either being crazy.

Which would you prefer?

The one that doesn't include 9/11 conspiracy theorists.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: milo christiansen on May 21, 2018, 02:25:24 pm
This thread needs some XKCD (https://xkcd.com/1013/).
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: redwallzyl on May 21, 2018, 03:26:00 pm
I would just like to point out how totally ridiculous all the ancient aliens stuff is. We like to call it Rorschach archeology because its just a bunch of clueless people saying what they think stuff looks like. Not to mention that like half of it is basically just racism. The history channel use to be good before the dark times. Now its just crazy and stupid get together to make lots of money.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Kagus on May 21, 2018, 07:03:39 pm
Y'know, back when the 2016 elections were winding up, I really wanted to make up a birther movement around Trump.

Basic gist being: He's actually from a predominantly Islamic (African? Might be a bit too on the nose vis-a-vis Obama) country, and is himself a Muslim. Exiled from his home country for reasons (probably), he saw opportunity in America and started to set his grand plan in motion.

The idea here being that he wanted to establish his own caliphate, and thus declare his former detractors as blasphemers. But first he needed to get rid of any competition, hence the rabble-rousing for pushing all the other Muslims out of the country, and preventing any more from getting in.

He also concealed his origins by severely bleaching his hair and undergoing skin pigmentation alterations, resulting in the... Somewhat uncommon coloration he possesses, and lends to his vehement denial that any of it is anything less than natural and healthy (also his obsession with the size of his hands, as it's well-known that people of Arabic descent tend to have large hands. No conspiracy theory is complete without referencing well-known facts that don't exist). English isn't his native language, so the relatively limited vocabulary and occasional misunderstandings are to be expected... Honestly, he's doing very well, all things considered!

This would also explain the at times inappropriate interactions with his daughter. Namely, she isn't his daughter; she's his second wife. The "daughter" angle was invented due to the States' stance on polygamy. Since she's the newer, younger wife, she's also the current favorite, which is why he seems to be a lot more touchy-feely with her than with wife number 1.

Of course he'd be ferocious in going after IS, they're direct competition to his plans. There can only be one caliphate, and neglecting the one presented by IS would harm his credibility when he moves into later stages of the plan and starts trying to gather adherents.

Misogyny? Women are seductresses capable of damaging society if left to their own sexualities and identities. They are to be possessions, tamed and controlled by men of the true faith. Just grab 'em by the pussy, show them who's boss.

China? China hates Muslims, so the Muslims hate China right back.

Mexicans? ...okay, I don't have a good answer for this. Maybe a threat, due to Mexico being a predominantly (and oftentimes strongly) Catholic nation? I'unno.



I was never really satisfied with it as a whole, but I liked the concept of trying to turn around the birther argument with something even more ridiculous.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on May 22, 2018, 05:32:53 am
I mean. If we're talking conspiracies, lets at least have a baseline sanity check for parties involved.

A capital idea. We might begin by excluding people so entrenched in their beliefs that they attempt to unilaterally synonymize their particular worldview with sanity as a way of peremptorily dismissing competing viewpoints.

Alternatively we might dispense with such a litmus test altogether by way of acknowledging that two people can look at the same evidence and arrive at different conclusions without either being crazy.

Which would you prefer?

The one that doesn't include 9/11 conspiracy theorists.

Then you're in the wrong neighborhood mate. The point of discussion is to gain insight into how and why people think, believe, and act as they do. This means you might have to *gasp* actually have a reasonable discussion with a person who believes 9/11 was an inside job or that reptilian shapeshifters rule the world.

That said, participation is optional. If you don't want to hear crazy, again, wrong place. As a side note, I believe in about 0 CTs. I kinda think alien abductions are odd. As John Mack said, "The people involved aren't delusional and they genuinely believe something happened. Something strange is going on but I can't say anything for sure beyond that."
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: wierd on May 22, 2018, 05:39:05 am
With alien abduction at least, there is a plausible biological explanation.

Some of the deep cranial and direct magnetic induction stimulation experiments on humans have succeeded in inducing nearly all of the reported imagery and sensations of both "Near death" (Bright light in dark tunnel, et al), and "Alien abduction" phenomena.

(Sadly, finding "VALID" links for that claim is proving difficult. Saucer morons coopt everything related to aliens.)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on May 22, 2018, 05:44:52 am
I could also understand cancer cures being suppressed because people gotta die of something. That said, it would take a tremendous and implausible amount of people cooperating to do so, in secret. And secrets don't last long when 10+ people know them, much less a world spanning conspiracy at all levels of society.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: wierd on May 22, 2018, 05:51:01 am
You dont need secrets for a conspiracy.
Compartmentalized knowledge domains are more than adequate.  See also "Open secret".

Take for instance, "Is curing patients a sustainable business model?"
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/11/goldman-asks-is-curing-patients-a-sustainable-business-model.html

You just need the people in charge of producing the majority of medical care products to decide that a policy will be enforced, for purely monetary reasons. It does not require a secret cabaal of evil people.  People interested in "Fiduciary responsibility" are sufficient.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Kagus on May 22, 2018, 06:08:24 am
Hoo boy, just remembered a friend of mine who is legitimately considering that the British royal family are actually reptilians in human masks and that there's probably an egg nest somewhere in the palace.

He also shared an informational video on how the long-known cure for cancer was being suppressed by the government, and showed the sources you could get this healthy, natural, completely effective curative compound.

It's "Vitamin B17"... Amygdalin. It's fucking cyanide, you numpty. But, hey, you certainly won't die of cancer! (Pretty sure he took the link down when I told him about this slight hitch)

I think he still has his job at the psychic hotline. No, he legitimately thinks he can contact the dead, he's not trying to scam anyone. The guy isn't malicious in the slightest, he really is just trying to help.

Oh yeah, crystals too. Cured his depression, wants me to give the kyanite a go as well. I don't know if it'd work quite as well on me, to be frank.


More interesting, though, is his pal and the stuff he's read about pyramids... I knew I was in for a good time when the preamble was "so, as we know, there are pyramids in nearly every part of the world".

The gist here is that there's a mathematical formula derived from measuring the geometrical shapes and sizes of the pyramid, then calculating them together in order to get a longitudinal, latitudinal, and altitudinal set of coordinates that would lead you to the precise location of another pyramid, somewhere in the world.

I'll be honest, I was a bit dumbstruck by this revelation. For several reasons.


They're all really nice people, and certainly not lacking in intelligence. Just... a little misinformed.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: dragdeler on May 22, 2018, 06:39:42 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 22, 2018, 08:01:42 am
This for example: yes there are a ton of stupid discussions. I don't know how hot things can be or need to get and I doubt that anybody discussing this does... But the fact that all three building crumbled at the speed of free fall seems like too big of a coincidence for me.
Right. That's the perception of intellectual superiority coupled with distrust of authority (here meaning experts, not governments) I was talking about earlier.
You know you have no expertise in how structures collapse, but you're sufficiently certain that your personal insight carries enough value to give credence to the existence of a vast conspiracy.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Kagus on May 22, 2018, 09:44:00 am
Well, I mean, one thing is the massive heat energy expelled by combusting jet fuel, that's all well and fine...

But can jet fuel itself melt steel beams? I highly doubt it.
At least outside of Goonstation, because their chem system is fucking bizarre.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Telgin on May 22, 2018, 10:16:45 am
I don't have a lot to add to this topic, but I will at least mention a particularly colorful conspiracy theory that I heard in person a while back.

Apparently, Obama is a secret Muslim (this isn't so unusual, as far as the theories go), and is in league with the Pope (who is also secretly Muslim, which is new to me), planning to take over the world and install himself as emperor of the world.  He is going to accomplish this with the secret Muslim armies he's raising in New Zealand, coupled with the secret UN armies that are positioned around the United States in disguised concentration camps.  He's even spoken to military people at the local air force base who confirm it all.

All of this was stated with great conviction and no trace of sarcasm or insincerity.

There are elements of familiarity to other conspiracy theories there, like Muslim Obama and secret UN concentration camps, but I've never seen them stitched together in such a fashion.  Admittedly, I've never actually listened to Alex Jones, but it kind of sounds like what would happen if you were halfway asleep while listening to him and everything got jumbled in your head.

Sadly for this fellow, Obama's plans seem to have never come to fruition, since it was all going to be a ploy to make sure the last US elections were never held and that he'd be able to hold power forever.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Trekkin on May 22, 2018, 01:39:58 pm
This for example: yes there are a ton of stupid discussions. I don't know how hot things can be or need to get and I doubt that anybody discussing this does... But the fact that all three building crumbled at the speed of free fall seems like too big of a coincidence for me.
Right. That's the perception of intellectual superiority coupled with distrust of authority (here meaning experts, not governments) I was talking about earlier.
You know you have no expertise in how structures collapse, but you're sufficiently certain that your personal insight carries enough value to give credence to the existence of a vast conspiracy.

This gives me an idea: what if belief in CTs is a two-step process, divided by an intermediate state in which all doubts are considered equivalent? That could account for cognitive bias driving people out of that state and into full-on CT belief, while perceived intellectual superiority would be one path into it. We tend to think of critical thinking in purely negative terms, "considering the source" and "looking for bias" as a way to disbelieve something without any sense of the point at which an assertion becomes credible; it is plausible that one might go from that to a belief that belief in anything is evidence of insufficient intellectual rigor, particularly when that's what most armchair intellectuals want to find (in others) anyway. Skepticism is hard. Bikeshedding by saying "I question these data" and "I want to see more independent verification" is easy and sounds similar. That said, a sort of doubt-based expressive responding would get people to much the same place; just as we need not understand someone's position to question their credibility, we need not grasp what our opponents are saying to express our distrust of them.

And, once someone as decided that the error bars on estimates of the temperature of burning jet fuel are just as worthy a reason to disbelieve the official story as the gaping holes in the conspiracy theory are to doubt the conspiracy, it is a simple matter for cognitive bias to drive them out of that equilibrium.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on May 22, 2018, 01:51:21 pm
There's a full range of conspiracy theories and if the point is only to dismiss them all on a psychological level, I'm a quite dissappointed. Here's some example topics ranging from least to most crazy:

-Israeli nuclear program
-Gladio and other european militias
-WTC7
-Doping combustion motors with ionised water steam
-All that Nicolas Tesla stuff
-Chemtrails
-Lemuria and Atlantis
-The nephilim
-Flat earth
-Lizard people
-There are no trees on flat earth (this one's quite funny)

(...)

Are we really going to put all those in the same bag?


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Can we all agree jet fuel along with various plastics and wood easily produces sufficient heat to cause sufficient heating of steel beams that their plasticity increases, deformation and expansion occurs, structural linkages fail and skyscrapers already pushing the limits of material engineering subsequently suffer a catastrophic, runaway support failure?

I mean. If we're talking conspiracies, lets at least have a baseline sanity check for parties involved.

This for example: yes there are a ton of stupid discussions. I don't know how hot things can be or need to get and I doubt that anybody discussing this does... But the fact that all three building crumbled at the speed of free fall seems like too big of a coincidence for me.

We're not or should not be simply dismissing them on a psychological basis. Dismissing them via physics knowledge and applied critical thinking is fine, if the math adds up. WTC7 is a bit odd IIRC. It was never struck by the planes. So that is suspicious.

Also I lied. I feel near certain that Israel possesses nuclear weapons. No reason why. I just do.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: dragdeler on May 22, 2018, 02:08:52 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: ChairmanPoo on May 22, 2018, 02:25:16 pm
Hanslada your thread has unveiled several truthers already and might yet unveil worse. I dont think I can forgive you
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on May 22, 2018, 02:38:17 pm
Hanslada your thread has unveiled several truthers already and might yet unveil worse. I dont think I can forgive you

Forgiveness is for the weak. Understanding should be your goal. Acquisition of knowledge is the highest pursuit known to man. Understanding conspiracy theories may in fact provide you unforeseen nuggets of knowledge, regardless of whether you think they're batty as shit or not.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Kagus on May 22, 2018, 02:40:13 pm
Hans confirmed for undercover federal agent.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Trekkin on May 22, 2018, 02:43:53 pm
We're not or should not be simply dismissing them on a psychological basis. Dismissing them via physics knowledge and applied critical thinking is fine, if the math adds up. WTC7 is a bit odd IIRC. It was never struck by the planes. So that is suspicious.

WTC7 was also oddly built over a power substation and on fire on multiple floors for hours before its collapse, having experienced the tremors from the North and South Towers collapsing and been struck by considerable debris. So yes, it's odd, but it was an odd building to begin with.

I don't know jack shit about metallurgy or statics, I allready I admitted that, but the numbers are so staggering that I don't need to.


I'm very much afraid that you do, in order to understand the difference between static and dynamic loads and how a building can be built to resist the former but not the latter -- particularly when weakened by fire. Videogrammetry of the event, corroborated by seismic data from Palisades, suggests a range of times of collapse that in turn allow for speeds of collapse very close to free fall in air-- although not equal, as shown by the seismic records of debris striking the ground in advance of the top of the tower hitting the ground via the collapse. There was resistance, although it was as negligible as one would expect given the mass of the tower top. It didn't break at every link simultaneously, to use your expression; instead, each floor collapsed in sequence, albeit rapidly, as would be expected as they failed under the impact of many tons of debris.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: ChairmanPoo on May 22, 2018, 02:53:40 pm
Hans confirmed for undercover federal agent. NAZI LIZARDMAN FROM VRIL
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: dragdeler on May 22, 2018, 03:09:34 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: KittyTac on May 22, 2018, 10:02:50 pm
Taking the moon landing conspiracy theory to its logical conclusion...

THE MOON DOES NOT EXIST! IT IS A HOLOGRAM CREATED BY THE GOVERNMENT TO HIDE THEIR SECRET ORBITAL MIND CONTROL RAY! THE TIDES ARE CREATED BY A MACHINE DEEP UNDER THE OCEAN! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 22, 2018, 10:40:01 pm
Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons (what's up with the uppercases wikipedia, my favourite translator?).

It's capitalized like that because the actual name of the treaty is capitalized like that in official United Nations documents:
https://www.un.org/disarmament/wmd/nuclear/npt/

It's officialspeak, everything is capitalized unless they're words like of, and, the, in, or, etc. It's just standard capitalization for when a long term is the name of something.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on May 23, 2018, 05:11:03 am
Taking the moon landing conspiracy theory to its logical conclusion...

THE MOON DOES NOT EXIST! IT IS A HOLOGRAM CREATED BY THE GOVERNMENT TO HIDE THEIR SECRET ORBITAL MIND CONTROL RAY! THE TIDES ARE CREATED BY A MACHINE DEEP UNDER THE OCEAN! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Ancient Aliens had an episode about how the moon could be an alien space station the other day. Not part of the moon. It's a hollow metal ball covered in basalt filled with the aliens who abduct people.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 23, 2018, 05:14:46 am
But, have you ever noticed that when the moon's out and you keep driving, the moon never seems to get farther away? Clearly, it's following you. What more proof do you need? You're next.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: milo christiansen on May 23, 2018, 02:14:14 pm
The moon is a giant space station you say? (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutineers%27_Moon) (I kinda like that book)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2018, 04:57:18 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Step up sheeple
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Egan_BW on May 23, 2018, 06:15:23 pm
consider:
teeth aren't real
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on May 23, 2018, 06:44:12 pm
N-no... That... That's not a conspiracy theory. It is certainly an absurd statement but we're talking about CTs.

Who here believes L.H.O. killed J.F.K. with no outside alphabetic acronyms assisting him?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: ChairmanPoo on May 23, 2018, 06:55:06 pm
There was a guy in this forum who was utterly convinced he had a radio transmitter in his teeth
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: redwallzyl on May 23, 2018, 06:56:50 pm
There was a guy in this forum who was utterly convinced he had a radio transmitter in his teeth
Specific weird interactions with fillings can turn them into receivers but not transmitters. Still strange.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: ChairmanPoo on May 23, 2018, 06:57:30 pm
There was a guy in this forum who was utterly convinced he had a radio transmitter in his teeth
Specific weird interactions with fillings can turn them into receivers but not transmitters. Still strange.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=143935.msg5674355#msg5674355
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: wierd on May 23, 2018, 07:03:24 pm
He just wanted a white noise source installed in his mouth for bone conduction, OK? Is that so wrong!?  (LOLOLOL)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on May 24, 2018, 09:13:42 am
There was a guy in this forum who was utterly convinced he had a radio transmitter in his teeth
Specific weird interactions with fillings can turn them into receivers but not transmitters. Still strange.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=143935.msg5674355#msg5674355
Yeah, kinda sounds like it.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: scourge728 on May 25, 2018, 03:00:30 pm
PTW
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on May 25, 2018, 03:17:21 pm
Alright time for a topic. Flat Earth. Discuss.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Kagus on May 25, 2018, 03:19:07 pm
Alright time for a topic. Flat Earth. Discuss. Discus.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: WealthyRadish on May 25, 2018, 03:45:32 pm
That just means shadows and the horizon are in on it too. What's their angle?

sorry
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on May 25, 2018, 03:55:33 pm
GMOs. Good or bad? Personally I think ALL food is GMO because of selective breeding and such so it doesn't matter to me.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 25, 2018, 03:56:43 pm
Demonstrably false by... shadows. The horizon. Et cetera.

They get around that not by denying the evidence, but by having custom physics.

"Bent light" is the most useful tool in this arsenal.

e.g. say you claim light is affected by gravity, then light would curve towards Earth over long distances, explaining the horizon. Also, the difference in angle between two shadows at different latitudes can be explained because light from the sun at two locations will be bent towards the vertical: e.g. the angle between light rays will be less than it should, given the distance to the sun. This way, "bent light" explains that the sun is actually much closer than it would appear to be by shadow evidence, if light wasn't bent.

"Bent light" therefore also explains why the sun and moon appear to rise and set: the light from the sun and moon are merely bent into the Earth if it's too far away.

Another "bent light" theory is that the atmosphere differentially refracts light according to the density of air, similar to a pencil dipped in water appearing bent. As you rise up in the air, the light from further away is refracted more than the light from closer-in, making the Earth appear curved away from you. So they can even explain-away orbital photographs with this new physics.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: redwallzyl on May 25, 2018, 04:10:58 pm
GMOs. Good or bad? Personally I think ALL food is GMO because of selective breeding and such so it doesn't matter to me.
GMOs are neither good nor bad any more then any tool is good or bad. The issue is the misuse of them by some groups that have detrimental effects on the society.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Kagus on May 25, 2018, 05:09:29 pm
Aren't companies like Monsanto doing that with non-GMO seeds already? I remember watching a documentary about that, but I may have goofed and mixed it together with the GMO practices.

It was my understanding that a lot of commercial farmers really just don't own their own crops. Strict contract laws stating how you can or can't plant them, when and how to harvest, what to do with seeds etc., as well as end clauses that effectively entrap them into renewing the same seed contracts.


EDIT: There was some study or tidbit about something having to do with conspiracy theories...  Not specifically related, but having to do with the same general kind of thinking.

Can't remember what it was now. May have just been and article I read in a dream, my dreams can be boring like that...
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: redwallzyl on May 25, 2018, 05:23:27 pm
Aren't companies like Monsanto doing that with non-GMO seeds already? I remember watching a documentary about that, but I may have goofed and mixed it together with the GMO practices.

It was my understanding that a lot of commercial farmers really just don't own their own crops. Strict contract laws stating how you can or can't plant them, when and how to harvest, what to do with seeds etc., as well as end clauses that effectively entrap them into renewing the same seed contracts.
Basically large companies like Monsanto are shitty (surprising absolutely no one) and will create the situation which creates the most profit for them. In this case that is a monopoly on agricultural supplies. Unsurprisingly the farmers get the short end of that stick as they have no power over there own livelihood and no stability, as a side not the suicide rate for farmers is shockingly high. Add that to the awful nature of US agriculture focused on factory farms and that advantages large companies and farmers get shafted even more.

Also from talking to on of my friends who knows something about some of the issues with US agriculture GMO crops have been horribly abused to over cultivate in unstable ways for short term profit. Stuff like the over use of weedkillers and weedkiller resistant crops that is handled properly would last forever but are overused for short term profit leading to the creation of resistant weeds. Also an over reliance on artificial fertilizers creating the dual problems of runoff and depleted soils due to farming practices. Also we are apparently going to run out of some of the nessisary ingredients for artificial fertilizers due to over use so fun times ahead. Long story short US farming is totally captured by big agribusiness and is unsustainable. This leads to heavy misuse of GMOs and other bad farming practices that are going to come back and bite us later. The farmers caught in the middle are just sort of fucked. Have I mentioned by searing hatred for large and overly powerful companies?

Oh, and I haven't even mentioned how massive corn subsidies lead to super bugs and many other issues.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: MrRoboto75 on May 25, 2018, 05:41:37 pm
Monsanto (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KTB3t1t7dk)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: milo christiansen on May 25, 2018, 05:50:18 pm
It was my understanding that a lot of commercial farmers really just don't own their own crops. Strict contract laws stating how you can or can't plant them, when and how to harvest, what to do with seeds etc., as well as end clauses that effectively entrap them into renewing the same seed contracts.

Unsurprisingly the farmers get the short end of that stick as they have no power over there own livelihood and no stability, as a side not the suicide rate for farmers is shockingly high. Add that to the awful nature of US agriculture focused on factory farms and that advantages large companies and farmers get shafted even more.

Whoa there, WTF are you talking about? I live in a major farming region (and work for several farmers), and I do not recognize anything either of you are talking about.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: redwallzyl on May 25, 2018, 06:01:30 pm
It was my understanding that a lot of commercial farmers really just don't own their own crops. Strict contract laws stating how you can or can't plant them, when and how to harvest, what to do with seeds etc., as well as end clauses that effectively entrap them into renewing the same seed contracts.

Unsurprisingly the farmers get the short end of that stick as they have no power over there own livelihood and no stability, as a side not the suicide rate for farmers is shockingly high. Add that to the awful nature of US agriculture focused on factory farms and that advantages large companies and farmers get shafted even more.

Whoa there, WTF are you talking about? I live in a major farming region (and work for several farmers), and I do not recognize anything either of you are talking about.
https://www.npr.org/2018/05/16/611727777/suicide-is-rising-among-american-farmers-as-they-struggle-to-keep-afloat
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: milo christiansen on May 25, 2018, 06:02:47 pm
Must be a regional issue, because things are mostly fine here.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 25, 2018, 06:04:21 pm
Factory farming example, John Oliver episode about chicken farmer contracts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9wHzt6gBgI

Article: suicide rate among farmers is double that of war veterans, and 5 times the general population level:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/dec/06/why-are-americas-farmers-killing-themselves-in-record-numbers

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Last year, a study by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) found that people working in agriculture – including farmers, farm laborers, ranchers, fishers, and lumber harvesters – take their lives at a rate higher than any other occupation. The data suggested that the suicide rate for agricultural workers in 17 states was nearly five times higher compared with that in the general population.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: dragdeler on May 26, 2018, 02:17:49 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Dorsidwarf on May 26, 2018, 04:13:17 am
In think that the health risks of GMO are subject to hystery, and by that I mean we probably don't know enough to be panicking just yet  ;).

But in all seriousness, those GMO are sterile clones. It is pretty obvious what threat that causes to biodiversity, and god forbid any of those strains occupying like 15% of the worlds agricultural space, like wheat, corn, rice or potatos ever gets sick. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gros_Michel_banana 

Dependency from seed supply cartels is also a threat to our food supply.

Not the mention the whole pesticides, and "GMO are intellectual property" travesty...

dont worry though, if 15% of the world crop fails, the companies that sell seeds can just modify them a bit and sell replacements to farmers! Of course, its a seller's market, so prices will increase dramatically and the food shortage will still be there that year, but hey thats c a p i t a l i s m b a b y
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on May 26, 2018, 04:41:23 am
This is an excellent discussion.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: dragdeler on May 26, 2018, 05:21:04 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 26, 2018, 05:43:10 am
However, it's also possible that Monsanto know that there's only a limited window in which to exploit this stuff before rival GMOs come around (e.g. "open-source" project such as Golden Rice), so they're exploiting it heavily for that reason.

e.g. if Monsanto's has some farmer "locked in" that only viable as long as there's not a more cost-effective alternative in existence. So there is in fact a limit on what they can charge for that stuff. e.g. if they keep jacking up the price thinking they have someone locked in, that just drives themselves out of business quicker. e.g. people might grumble about being "locked in" to buying replacement seed from Monsanto, but you're only going to keep doing that as long as the return on the Monsanto seeds exceeds the return on every other alternative seed source, and the value of being able to replant those seeds already factors into that decision.

e.g. the fact that Monsanto gives you seeds that don't regrow, and they're a monoculture, that's actually a good thing. If a blight hits one year's crop, because they're all the one strain of Monsanto crop, the next year nobody buys the Monsanto seeds anymore. e.g. the first time some untreatable disease adapts to GMO Monsanto canola, the next year there's a massive dive in the sale of Monsanto canola seeds, so basically everyone just avoids the issue quicker than they would otherwise, since all the crops get harvested, don't produce seed, then everyone decides to plant a different crop the next year. It could actually work out better than the situation where each farmer is responsible for replanting their own seed, in which if a disease hits the strain you're growing locally, it becomes a multi-year problem.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: dragdeler on May 26, 2018, 06:09:55 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 26, 2018, 06:30:20 am
It's hard to work out exactly what the situation is because a lot of the anti-Monsanto articles don't seem to make a lot of sense:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/elizabeth-kucinich/the-enemy-of-family-farmers_b_4064134.html

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⦁    GE seeds are very expensive compared to traditional seeds, and have to be repurchased every planting season

⦁    GE crops require much more water to grow, have much higher requirements for fertilizers and pesticide, and provide no increased yield

If that's the case then why the fuck would anyone even buy those seeds in the first place? e.g. they talk about Monsanto prosecuting those who keep their seed for replanting, but ... if the seed suck so bad apparently then who would even bother? If traditional seeds are just an all-round better deal, then it wouldn't be hard to make a farm that just specializes in producing the traditional seeds to sell them to other farms, for less money than the inferior Monsanto seeds. If everything costs more with the Monsanto seeds, and there's no benefit, and they're way more disease-prone, and you need to label them GMO, why would you even? In fact, anyone who touched such seeds should immediately go out of business since they couldn't compete.

Such articles talking about the downside but not also explaining what the benefits are, are clearly just bullshit. I'm no fan of Monsanto, but clearly if everyone's coming back to them for more seed, and trying to illegally re-plant the patented Monsanto seed instead of sourcing regular seed, then clearly there are reasons for that, other than being "forced" by Monsanto to buy their stuff.

e.g. it's like saying there's a new Coca Cola, that costs twice as much as the regular one, and it tastes like raw sewage, has lumpy stuff in it, leaves a sticky film in your mouth, and smells like rotten eggs. And everyone hates the new Coca Cola. Yet everyone is drinking the new one, you can barely find regular Coke in stores anymore, and people are even bootlegging their own versions of the new feces-cola at home, so Coca Cola is cracking down on that. That just wouldn't make any sense, but it's what the story is effectively claiming for the Monsanto seeds vs traditional seed.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 26, 2018, 06:59:41 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Square up thots
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: dragdeler on May 26, 2018, 08:03:34 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: scourge728 on May 26, 2018, 08:12:24 am
Also, sometimes those genetically modified crops cross with another farmers normal crops, and now the corp owns those as well IIRC
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 26, 2018, 08:32:59 am
Looking for more information on that, I trust NPR as source, came across this article
https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2012/10/18/163034053/top-five-myths-of-genetically-modified-seeds-busted

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Myth 2: Monsanto will sue you for growing their patented GMOs if traces of those GMOs entered your fields through wind-blown pollen.

This is the idea that I see most often. A group of organic farmers, in fact, recently sued Monsanto, asserting that GMOs might contaminate their crops and then Monsanto might accuse them of patent infringement. The farmers couldn't cite a single instance in which this had happened, though, and the judge dismissed the case.

The idea, however, is inspired by a real-world event. Back in 1999, Monsanto sued a Canadian canola farmer, Percy Schmeiser, for growing the company's Roundup-tolerant canola without paying any royalty or "technology fee." Schmeiser had never bought seeds from Monsanto, so those canola plants clearly came from somewhere else. But where?

Canola pollen can move for miles, carried by insects or the wind. Schmeiser testified that this must have been the cause, or GMO canola might have blown into his field from a passing truck. Monsanto said that this was implausible, because their tests showed that about 95 percent of Schmeiser's canola contained Monsanto's Roundup resistance gene, and it's impossible to get such high levels through stray pollen or scattered seeds.
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So why is this a myth? It's certainly true that Monsanto has been going after farmers whom the company suspects of using GMO seeds without paying royalties. And there are plenty of cases — including Schmeiser's — in which the company has overreached, engaged in raw intimidation, and made accusations that turned out not to be backed up by evidence.

But as far as I can tell, Monsanto has never sued anybody over trace amounts of GMOs that were introduced into fields simply through cross-pollination. (The company asserts, in fact, that it will pay to remove any of its GMOs from fields where they don't belong.) If you know of any case where this actually happened, please let me know.

e.g. if your crops accidentally get cross-contaminated with GMO monsanto genes, they don't "own" the crops, they're offering to clean that up for you, as you didn't sign up for that. In the Schmeiser case, their argument was that 95% of the crop was the Monsanto version, so Schmeiser had deliberately planted their seed. It definitely seems like a myth that Monsanto lays claim of ownership over any plant which happens to cross-pollinate with their patented one.

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Myth 4: Before Monsanto got in the way, farmers typically saved their seeds and re-used them.

By the time Monsanto got into the seed business, most farmers in the U.S. and Europe were already relying on seed that they bought every year from older seed companies. This is especially true of corn farmers, who've been growing almost exclusively commercial hybrids for more than half a century. (If you re-plant seeds from hybrids, you get a mixture of inferior varieties.) But even soybean and cotton farmers who don't grow hybrids were moving in that direction.

Which kind of makes sense. A farmer's specialty is farming, it's not to be genetics specialists and run a seed-lab / seed processing/drying and storage operation on each and every farm. It just makes more sense that there's one big farm somewhere which specializes in mass-producing seeds, and each other farm buys the seed from them, in convenient bags, and specializes in just producing the food crop. Which also gives you much more flexibility: since you can decide what you're planting every year.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 26, 2018, 10:58:26 am
If that's the case then why the fuck would anyone even buy those seeds in the first place? e.g. they talk about Monsanto prosecuting those who keep their seed for replanting, but ... if the seed suck so bad apparently then who would even bother? If traditional seeds are just an all-round better deal, then it wouldn't be hard to make a farm that just specializes in producing the traditional seeds to sell them to other farms, for less money than the inferior Monsanto seeds. If everything costs more with the Monsanto seeds, and there's no benefit, and they're way more disease-prone, and you need to label them GMO, why would you even? In fact, anyone who touched such seeds should immediately go out of business since they couldn't compete.
Farmers don't really need to buy traditional seeds from other farmers, since they can just reuse them. People have to continually buy seeds from Monsanto because they sell terminator seeds, which won't yield fertile seeds (if all goes right at least - means bad business for Monsanto and a high likelihood of GMO crops propagating in the wild, affecting natural biodiversity). The business models aren't really comparable. The ostensible advantage that Monsanto's GMO crops provide is not increased yield per plant (I'm being very specific here, as other biotech companies are explicitly pursuing increased yield), but resistance to roundup herbicide. You can spray a field of Monsanto's GMO cotton with roundup and it'll wipe out every plant that's competing with it, increasing overall yield.

Which kind of makes sense. A farmer's specialty is farming, it's not to be genetics specialists and run a seed-lab / seed processing/drying and storage operation on each and every farm. It just makes more sense that there's one big farm somewhere which specializes in mass-producing seeds, and each other farm buys the seed from them, in convenient bags, and specializes in just producing the food crop. Which also gives you much more flexibility: since you can decide what you're planting every year.
Doesn't make sense to me at all, especially when it comes to European farmers who are highly educated agronomists, not uneducated subsistence farmers; nor does it make sense when understanding how farmers started the green revolution with selective breeding and infrastructure alone. The move from farmers saving their own seed and sharing it with their neighbours to a world where this basic practice we've been doing since the dawn of agrarian civilization is illegal or liable to incur government taxation which renders the very cheapness of it pointless, to a world where seed supplies are dominated by three corporations who sell infertile seed where the fragility of an entire global farming system is measured in the time it takes for one disease to eliminate the sole dominant industrial variety in lieu of the innumerable local varieties - strikes me as senseless obedience to a harmful trend. I am enthusiastic about biotech firms seeking to increase yields of useful shit like cotton, but the manner of mass adoption renders desired benefits... Problematic. Much like how the mass adoption of Monsanto's GMO cotton in India got fucked when all the various local varieties were replaced by one industrial variety (https://www.reuters.com/article/india-cotton-whitefly-idUSL3N12825L20151009), seeing an initial rise in yield followed by a crisis after it emerged that the cotton adopted by millions of farmers had no resistance to white fly.

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In developing countries, saving food plant seed - a traditional practice for which farmers and growers have been criminalised - is tied to the politics of globalisation through issues such as food sovereignty and intellectual property rights: whoever controls seeds controls a people's ability to feed themselves. In Europe and America, vegetable seed conservation is more about the custodianship of genetic and cultural heritage.
"Seed conservation is important, but if we keep growing these old varieties - many of which have adapted to very local conditions - we will understand more about their adaptability to changes in climate, pests and diseases," Slack says. "For example, peas prefer cooler conditions, and if you're growing them in the north of England and the climate is warming, you might find that varieties such as Glorious Devon or Kent Blue will do better in the future than Lancashire Lad. We are losing older and tougher varieties before we understand their adaptation to climate change.
Seems that everyday we go backwards, poisoning our environment with roundup just to get a comparable yield from crops better adapted to the locality (https://www.theguardian.com/society/2007/jul/18/conservation.food). Also doesn't help that the one advantage of plants immune to roundup disappears when weeds develop immunity to it

To that end this kinda stuff will pose a big problem for biotech seed companies, and is a very interesting read, highly recommend (https://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/04/business/energy-environment/04weed.html)
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“The biotech industry is taking us into a more pesticide-dependent agriculture when they’ve always promised, and we need to be going in, the opposite direction,” said Bill Freese, a science policy analyst for the Center for Food Safety in Washington.
Pretty much the whole debate in a nutshell.

There's also a rather painful note of how many European nations had their own public services dedicated to the impartial breeding and testing of crop varieties - conducted with total transparency, they earned public trust by serving public interest, with no conflicts of interest requiring the greasing of palms or lining the pockets of politicians, it's easy to see why they were popular. This makes more sense to me too, not to leave such a vital strategic sector of the nation in the hands of the private sector; rather pitifully, the UK had arguably the world's best public institute in Cambridge for the study, development and experimentation of plant breeds. Margaret Thatcher privatized the Cambridge Plant Breeding Institute, selling it to Unilever on the argument that this would provide greater funds and the magic of market efficiency in developing new strains - the PBI was then sold from Unilever to Monsanto, who had the PBI demolished.

Basically bring back integrated public biotech, deregulate farm saved seed oversight & taxation, seize the means of seed production
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 26, 2018, 11:05:53 am
A number of sites state that it's a myth that Monsanto sells terminator seeds.

e.g. it was an idea that was floated in the 1990s and that Monsanto wished to pursue, but the technology never actually eventuated and there was too much public opposition to the concept.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/1999/oct/05/gm.food1

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Monsanto has bowed to worldwide pressure to renounce the "terminator" plant technology that had led to accusations the company was trying to dominate world food supplies by forcing farmers to buy fresh seed from it each year.

The multinational seed firm has undertaken not to develop and sell the controversial terminator genes, which use technology that would have made crop seeds sterile.

e.g. it was a proposed technology, but it never actually got developed because the idea made people too angry. There's no evidence it ever worked either. Maybe they had some gene sequences they thought could be developed into actual self-terminating crops, but this doesn't appear to ever have been a mature tech. A story from 2013 reads:

https://www.nature.com/news/seed-patent-case-in-supreme-court-1.12445

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A technology called a ‘terminator’ was never going to curry much favour with the public. But even Monsanto, the agricultural biotechnology giant in St Louis, Missouri, was surprised by the furore that followed when it announced that it might acquire a method for engineering transgenic crops to produce sterile seed, which would force farmers to buy new seed for each planting. In 1999, Monsanto’s chief executive pledged not to commercialize terminator seeds.

The concept, if not the technology, is now gaining traction again. This week, the US Supreme Court hears arguments that pit Monsanto against 75-year-old Indiana soya-bean farmer Vernon Hugh Bowman, who used the progeny of Monsanto seeds to sow his land for eight seasons. The company says that by not buying seeds for each generation, Bowman violated its patents.

"might" acquire the technology. e.g. it was fantasy tech. Such crops don't actually exist. So instead, they use patent law to sue those who re-use the seeds. It was cheaper and easier to use lawyers than to develop the "terminator" crops, which are pure science-fiction / conspiracy-theory fuel.

The Supreme court cased boiled down to the "patent exhaustion doctrine" also known as the "first sale doctrine". e.g. if you buy a book, then patents/copyrights don't prevent you re-selling the book to someone else, and that was the grower's defense. However, the Supreme Court sided with Monsanto, and their argument was that growing new crops with the patented seeds, outside of the license agreement, was reproducing the patented item, e.g. equivalent to you photocopying a book and making/selling copies, rather than selling the original book itself.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: scourge728 on May 26, 2018, 11:15:17 am
I mean, terminator type seeds seem quite plausible to me, judging on how we've made seedless varieties of things, and one orange that apparently tries to bud into another orange instead of making proper seeds
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 26, 2018, 11:24:42 am
Seedless varieties would be propagated by cuttings, which is why they work for something like grapes or orange trees. Those varieties just don't have seeds at all now, and it would be hard to have a monopoly on any plant that a gardener can replicate with just cuttings. e.g. Monsanto probably doesn't focus on grape varieties for that reason: with cuttings rather than a clear crop/seed cycle, it's hard to say where one plant ends and the next begins.

The problem with doing "seedless" grain crops, is that the seed is the part you eat.

Think about how a "terminator" grain crop would actually work. You have a "progenitor" strain, and the progenitor strain must be able to make two seed types: one grows more progenitors, and the other grows "sterile" plants. Then, the "sterile" plants must grow to maturity and produce seeds (that's what is harvested), but these seeds are sterile, e.g. they're a third seed type. Far from being similar to "seedless" varieties of fruiting plants, the "terminator" grain crop requires you to engineer a crop capable of selectively choosing from three seed types. Generating the seed for farmers would then become a much more complex thing, since you have progenitor->progenitor fields separate to progenitor->crop fields, as well as the crop-fields themselves.

And then, creating a plant that does all this would get in the way of actually growing plants that are good at just being plants, since you'd now have much more arcane shit to go through to get the desired traits in the end crop than you do at the moment. These "terminator" crops would be a genetic nightmare to actually work with and improve. e.g. testing all three phases every time you make any genetic improvement each time you change anything.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: redwallzyl on May 26, 2018, 11:31:19 am
If that's the case then why the fuck would anyone even buy those seeds in the first place? e.g. they talk about Monsanto prosecuting those who keep their seed for replanting, but ... if the seed suck so bad apparently then who would even bother? If traditional seeds are just an all-round better deal, then it wouldn't be hard to make a farm that just specializes in producing the traditional seeds to sell them to other farms, for less money than the inferior Monsanto seeds. If everything costs more with the Monsanto seeds, and there's no benefit, and they're way more disease-prone, and you need to label them GMO, why would you even? In fact, anyone who touched such seeds should immediately go out of business since they couldn't compete.
Farmers don't really need to buy traditional seeds from other farmers, since they can just reuse them. People have to continually buy seeds from Monsanto because they sell terminator seeds, which won't yield fertile seeds (if all goes right at least - means bad business for Monsanto and a high likelihood of GMO crops propagating in the wild, affecting natural biodiversity). The business models aren't really comparable. The ostensible advantage that Monsanto's GMO crops provide is not increased yield per plant (I'm being very specific here, as other biotech companies are explicitly pursuing increased yield), but resistance to roundup herbicide. You can spray a field of Monsanto's GMO cotton with roundup and it'll wipe out every plant that's competing with it, increasing overall yield.

Which kind of makes sense. A farmer's specialty is farming, it's not to be genetics specialists and run a seed-lab / seed processing/drying and storage operation on each and every farm. It just makes more sense that there's one big farm somewhere which specializes in mass-producing seeds, and each other farm buys the seed from them, in convenient bags, and specializes in just producing the food crop. Which also gives you much more flexibility: since you can decide what you're planting every year.
Doesn't make sense to me at all, especially when it comes to European farmers who are highly educated agronomists, not uneducated subsistence farmers; nor does it make sense when understanding how farmers started the green revolution with selective breeding and infrastructure alone. The move from farmers saving their own seed and sharing it with their neighbours to a world where this basic practice we've been doing since the dawn of agrarian civilization is illegal or liable to incur government taxation which renders the very cheapness of it pointless, to a world where seed supplies are dominated by three corporations who sell infertile seed where the fragility of an entire global farming system is measured in the time it takes for one disease to eliminate the sole dominant industrial variety in lieu of the innumerable local varieties - strikes me as senseless obedience to a harmful trend. I am enthusiastic about biotech firms seeking to increase yields of useful shit like cotton, but the manner of mass adoption renders desired benefits... Problematic. Much like how the mass adoption of Monsanto's GMO cotton in India got fucked when all the various local varieties were replaced by one industrial variety (https://www.reuters.com/article/india-cotton-whitefly-idUSL3N12825L20151009), seeing an initial rise in yield followed by a crisis after it emerged that the cotton adopted by millions of farmers had no resistance to white fly.

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In developing countries, saving food plant seed - a traditional practice for which farmers and growers have been criminalised - is tied to the politics of globalisation through issues such as food sovereignty and intellectual property rights: whoever controls seeds controls a people's ability to feed themselves. In Europe and America, vegetable seed conservation is more about the custodianship of genetic and cultural heritage.
"Seed conservation is important, but if we keep growing these old varieties - many of which have adapted to very local conditions - we will understand more about their adaptability to changes in climate, pests and diseases," Slack says. "For example, peas prefer cooler conditions, and if you're growing them in the north of England and the climate is warming, you might find that varieties such as Glorious Devon or Kent Blue will do better in the future than Lancashire Lad. We are losing older and tougher varieties before we understand their adaptation to climate change.
Seems that everyday we go backwards, poisoning our environment with roundup just to get a comparable yield from crops better adapted to the locality (https://www.theguardian.com/society/2007/jul/18/conservation.food). Also doesn't help that the one advantage of plants immune to roundup disappears when weeds develop immunity to it

To that end this kinda stuff will pose a big problem for biotech seed companies, and is a very interesting read, highly recommend (https://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/04/business/energy-environment/04weed.html)
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“The biotech industry is taking us into a more pesticide-dependent agriculture when they’ve always promised, and we need to be going in, the opposite direction,” said Bill Freese, a science policy analyst for the Center for Food Safety in Washington.
Pretty much the whole debate in a nutshell.

There's also a rather painful note of how many European nations had their own public services dedicated to the impartial breeding and testing of crop varieties - conducted with total transparency, they earned public trust by serving public interest, with no conflicts of interest requiring the greasing of palms or lining the pockets of politicians, it's easy to see why they were popular. This makes more sense to me too, not to leave such a vital strategic sector of the nation in the hands of the private sector; rather pitifully, the UK had arguably the world's best public institute in Cambridge for the study, development and experimentation of plant breeds. Margaret Thatcher privatized the Cambridge Plant Breeding Institute, selling it to Unilever on the argument that this would provide greater funds and the magic of market efficiency in developing new strains - the PBI was then sold from Unilever to Monsanto, who had the PBI demolished.

Basically bring back integrated public biotech, deregulate farm saved seed oversight & taxation, seize the means of seed production

Oh neoliberalism, fucking things up sense day one. The west really needs to kill the free market obsession it has before we implode.

It's my understanding that the round up ready crops would be sustainable is used on a longer cycle as part of a larger stratify of weed and pest control. Instead companies just pour on the pesticide with though only for profit.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on May 26, 2018, 11:34:27 am
...and one orange that apparently tries to bud into another orange instead of making proper seeds

That sounds really cool, actually.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 26, 2018, 12:17:31 pm
A number of sites state that it's a myth that Monsanto sells terminator seeds.
Looking into it, they're right, but there's more to it. This is a pretty neat rundown of proposed genetic restrictions undergoing lab testing (http://www.inspection.gc.ca/plants/plants-with-novel-traits/general-public/gurts/eng/1337406710213/1337406801948)

Oh neoliberalism, fucking things up sense day one. The west really needs to kill the free market obsession it has before we implode.
It's my understanding that the round up ready crops would be sustainable is used on a longer cycle as part of a larger stratify of weed and pest control. Instead companies just pour on the pesticide with though only for profit.
It's also not even profitable in the long term tbh, whilst fucking up the environment is not really something anyone can afford. Dead humans make no monies
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 26, 2018, 12:26:37 pm
From the sounds of it however v-GURT technology wouldn't actually enable the type of growing terminator seeds proposed:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_use_restriction_technology

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Variety-level genetic use restriction technologies (V-GURTs): This type of GURT produces sterile seeds, so the seed from this crop could not be used as seeds, but only for sale as food or fodder.

e.g. this tech just mentions mass-producing infertile seeds from plants, and it's not clear that this tech allows you to make fertile seeds that you can then sell to someone else, and those only grow into plants that make infertile seeds. e.g. the proposed final idea would still require being able to choose between three types of seeds: fully fertile ones for the original farm, semi-fertile ones to sell to other farms, and completely-infertile ones that are in the food crop sold to consumers. The complexity of having three inter-related crops for the one crop sounds like it won't ever become a viable alternative to just having crops with a single version.

The idea generally sounds like a pipe-dream that gives some executives a boner thinking about how much money they could make, rather than a thing you could actually make into a practical product. Like the biotech version of flying cars or something.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: Kagus on May 26, 2018, 03:40:35 pm
Oh hey, I think I remember what the thing was that I was thinking of.

It was during my time at Skiringssal (Sandy Fjord), and our philosophy teacher (a street musician who started each philosophy semester with a showing of The Matrix) decided to introduce us to a little something called "Zeitgeist". Yes, that Zeitgeist.

Now, before hitting play, he took the time to chat with us about how the film specifically used editing and filmography techniques along with concepts from hypnosis in order to lull viewers into a more "receptive" state of mind, which is really what he wanted to explore with the viewing... He just wanted to talk about the methods used by the film and other ideas on propaganda and convincing people over to your side.

So, after the preamble, we all sat down to watch part 1 of Zeitgeist: the Movie.

I was prepped and ready for something that was going to try and pull a fast one on me. So I just sat back and laughed at all the provably wrong and factually incorrect statements being made in the production...


Once part 1 was finished and the class was over, everyone filed up to have a quick chat with the teach... Things like "wow, I'd never thought of it that way!", "I feel like my eyes have really been opened!" and "this was some heavy shit" were proclaimed in front of a respectably silent, sagely nodding teacher (who was getting ready for blues band class afterwards).

Then it was my turn. I walk up to him with a shit-eating grin on my face. He asks me if I've learned anything tonight. I say "not really, but it was certainly entertaining!". He smiles, nods, gives me a wink and sends me on my way.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: redwallzyl on May 26, 2018, 09:04:10 pm
Oh hey, I think I remember what the thing was that I was thinking of.

It was during my time at Skiringssal (Sandy Fjord), and our philosophy teacher (a street musician who started each philosophy semester with a showing of The Matrix) decided to introduce us to a little something called "Zeitgeist". Yes, that Zeitgeist.

Now, before hitting play, he took the time to chat with us about how the film specifically used editing and filmography techniques along with concepts from hypnosis in order to lull viewers into a more "receptive" state of mind, which is really what he wanted to explore with the viewing... He just wanted to talk about the methods used by the film and other ideas on propaganda and convincing people over to your side.

So, after the preamble, we all sat down to watch part 1 of Zeitgeist: the Movie.

I was prepped and ready for something that was going to try and pull a fast one on me. So I just sat back and laughed at all the provably wrong and factually incorrect statements being made in the production...


Once part 1 was finished and the class was over, everyone filed up to have a quick chat with the teach... Things like "wow, I'd never thought of it that way!", "I feel like my eyes have really been opened!" and "this was some heavy shit" were proclaimed in front of a respectably silent, sagely nodding teacher (who was getting ready for blues band class afterwards).

Then it was my turn. I walk up to him with a shit-eating grin on my face. He asks me if I've learned anything tonight. I say "not really, but it was certainly entertaining!". He smiles, nods, gives me a wink and sends me on my way.

I looked it up. Oh my, conspiracy under a clever veneer of real issues. That could certainly manipulate the well meaning but ignorant.


Also, getting the thread back on track some more, if anyone wants to throw some archeological conspiracy at me I can debunk it. People throw all kinds of ignorant shit around. Seriously guys were not covering up anything.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: Egan_BW on May 26, 2018, 09:27:41 pm
I'll take the easy route here and say that obviously the Egyptian pyramids were grain silos.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: WealthyRadish on May 26, 2018, 09:43:01 pm
What use would the time travelling aliens who engineered us have for grain?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: redwallzyl on May 26, 2018, 09:43:27 pm
I'll take the easy route here and say that obviously the Egyptian pyramids were grain silos.
Do you happen to be named Ben Carson by chance?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: Egan_BW on May 26, 2018, 09:47:57 pm
What use would the time travelling aliens who engineered us have for grain?
To eat, duh.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 26, 2018, 10:26:14 pm
What use would the time travelling aliens who engineered us have for grain?

That's like asking what use would people with advanced electrical technology have for oil. Grain is a raw resource. It stores energy, so it's a very basic form of bio-solar energy. You turn it into other stuff. I don't know about the "time travelling" part, but coming up with a scenario involving aliens in general isn't that hard.

e.g. imagine if a survey ship of some aliens got to Earth, and assume they don't have FTL travel. They're not popping in, having lunch and popping out, because that wouldn't make much sense. They'd have evolved/engineered themselves to either live for millennia or just be immortal. And they'd have far more advanced "planet scanners" than we have, so they'd already know that there's a planet teeming with life here to go look at. Such a survey mission to a system might take 1000s of years, but it's not a big deal to them, since anyone that far advanced will clearly have the tech to live as long as they want. And if a small ship full of alien scientists, came all the way here, it's not so that they can "scan" the planet from orbit in their little ship: a big enough sensor array in another system can get you most of that kind of data anyway. They'd come to this system only because then they can go down to the planet's surface and start taking detailed samples, and stay long enough to do scientific research. e.g. 20 alien scientists trying to unlock all Earth's unique scientific value would take a long time since they're basically just one lab, even if they're really smart. But they have the time to satisfy their curiosity.

Now, you'd have to imagine the circumstances in which such a race would interact with the local sentient apes. e.g. say the ship took damage in the atmosphere and needs repairs (e.g. even with high-tech, a stray meteorite in orbit can wreck you), but the parts to do some don't exist here and to "phone home" would take centuries. So they work out that if they tech-up the local apes just enough they can have them producing alloys that are needed. e.g. they might have assumed that once they left and stopped propping up the ape-civilization it would just collapse back into the stone-age, and not actually develop into a high-tech civilization. Or even, the ship wasn't damaged, but their expedition is to spend 1000s of years here but might not carry 1000s of years worth of food on the ship, because it has e.g. suspended animation or other tech for the interstellar part of the journey, so they do in fact have finite food stores, and teching-up the apes just enough to make useful resources was intended to allow the aliens to divert more effort towards research rather than resource acquisition.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: Egan_BW on May 26, 2018, 10:50:00 pm
Or you'd just pack enough food to get to the planet in question, because you know that you're heading to a life-sustaining planet and will be able to grow enough food for your next trip once you arrive.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: Trekkin on May 26, 2018, 11:10:03 pm
Or you go somewhere else. We have not been all that unique in any observable way for long enough for anything more than our immediate area to notice, and there doesn't appear to be anybody living next door. Even if we blithely ignore the laws of physics with "sufficiently advanced" handwavium and let the aliens travel faster than light, our regular old mundane radio waves and so on can only move so fast.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 26, 2018, 11:21:51 pm
It's hard to say actually.

e.g. we've only had planet scanners for a very short time. So we just don't know what's out there to see, yet. Also, we don't know what we would look like to people with sufficiently advanced space-scanners.  Maybe our entire planet sticks out light neon flashing dog's balls, and has for billions of years (which is why I said you could detect that a planet is "teeming with life").

We just don't actually know. e.g. Earth's atmosphere's chemical make-up has been completely altered by life being here for a long time. That is in fact the sort of thing that we can already detect with our shitty modern space scanners. So we cannot really say we don't look "all that unique" to someone sitting in another system running their own far more advanced space scanners over the heavens.

However, if aliens did come here to survey things they almost certainly came he millions of years before we existed, to check out Earth-life in general. If our civilization is putting out special new signals, and that's going to attract aliens attention, then that's probably way in the future.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: redwallzyl on May 26, 2018, 11:26:51 pm
The alien stuff always seems to involve an absurd amount of contrived circumstances and assumptions. It's a feature of pseudo science to start with what the person wants the answer to be and work backwards to justify it. They must keep adding more absurdly complicated and unlikely aspects as time goes on and people point out holes in there assertions. Basically the opposite of the scientific method. If you find yourself adding assumptions to an argument stop and throw out your argument, it's pseudo science.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 26, 2018, 11:30:55 pm
I'm not arguing in favor of alien visitation. I was just pointing out that we can't say that our planet's not already very noticeable.

If there are many planets exactly like Earth, teeming with life to the point that they've reshaped the atmosphere, then Earth won't be relatively noticeable. But in that case we'd have to revise our estimate of the number of intelligent species upwards as well. e.g. => if there aren't many "Earths" we're more noticeable, but the estimate of the number of races who could notice would also be lower, whereas if "Earth" planets are common, then we're not that unique, but the estimate of the number of races who could notice would rise proportionately.

e.g. there's plenty about Earth that already sticks out like a giant space beacon, without even getting into human stuff. I mean, our planet-scanners are pretty new but they're rapidly getting much better, all the time. Any other race on another planet is almost certainly very far ahead of us in tech, or very far behind us. So if anyone else even has planet-scanners, they're most likely super-good ones we haven't invented yet. That's the thing most previous theories about aliens haven't really taken into account: nobody really predicted how good we'd get at surveying exo-planets, without needing "probes" or any bullshit.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: Trekkin on May 26, 2018, 11:41:13 pm
Basically the opposite of the scientific method. If you find yourself adding assumptions to an argument stop and throw out your argument, it's pseudo science.

Or stop, identify which assumptions are falsifiable, test those, and carry on.

Scientific theories tend to react to contrary evidence by getting smaller in scope; conspiracy theories get bigger instead.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: redwallzyl on May 26, 2018, 11:55:05 pm
Basically the opposite of the scientific method. If you find yourself adding assumptions to an argument stop and throw out your argument, it's pseudo science.

Or stop, identify which assumptions are falsifiable, test those, and carry on.

Scientific theories tend to react to contrary evidence by getting smaller in scope; conspiracy theories get bigger instead.
psuedo science does not revise the hypothesis, or attempt to disprove it. That's what makes it psuedo science. If it stopped doing that it would be regular science.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Wake Up, Sheeple! Thread
Post by: bloop_bleep on May 27, 2018, 01:38:04 am
PTW
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: Kagus on May 27, 2018, 06:21:45 am
I thought it was well-established that the pyramids were used for sharpening the aliens' razor-like spaceships so that they could slice through spacetime on to the next pit stop planet...

Which also explains why there are pyramids all around the world and how they point to where the next one is in case it's occupied.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: dragdeler on May 27, 2018, 06:38:00 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: Egan_BW on May 27, 2018, 06:46:04 am
If you're after pretty much any kind of matter, going to a planet with alien life on it would be entirely pointless. It would be much easier to find some nice rock that you can steal parts of without worrying about something trying to eat you.
Which isn't to say that you wouldn't want to go to the life-sustaining planet, it just means that you're there to gather data. If there are alien invaders most likely what they want is lots and lots of samples from every organism they can find, and possibly any interesting bits of culture or philosophy from us. (Who wouldn't want to read a book written by a different species?)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 27, 2018, 07:35:42 am
The idea that they came here to mine ore amuses me so much, it's truly a human exploitation fantasy: as if you could not find all the elements in space. So I think that if they really needed something (...) it probably wasn't metal.

Nah, that's why I said a much more plausible theory is that they would come here to do a biological survey. Ore isn't what's special about Earth.

Where ore comes in, would be to assume they needed some resources when they came here. "why would they need resources"? you might ask. But ... resources have mass, and it takes energy to both speed up and slow down a ship. Even if you use an external launcher, you need to carry fuel to slow the ship down to enter the star-system you're going for. Also, assuming you want to go back, you need to refuel your ship: you have to launch the ship again, speed it up, then slow it down when you get back to where you came from. And assuming they did use an external launch system to reduce fuel needs of the original ship, then perhaps they'd also need to construct a new launch system at the destination end, to help them get back. These are just plausible engineering constraints that such a race would face.

Also, once you're in another star system, you can't just ring up and order spare parts, so you'd definitely carry fabrication gear with you, even if the above issues weren't important. So, you probably only want to carry just enough gear with you so that you can mine and fabricate a new launch system or other needed parts and refuel your spaceship from materials at the destination star system. the fact that ore can be found everywhere makes this more likely, not less likely.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: Kagus on May 27, 2018, 07:43:34 am
The idea that they came here to mine ore amuses me so much, it's truly a human exploitation fantasy: as if you could not find all the elements in space. So I think that if they really needed something (...) it probably wasn't metal.

Nah, that's why I said a much more plausible theory is that they would come here to do a biological survey. Ore isn't what's special about Earth. Where ore comes in, would be to assume they needed some resources when they came here.

e.g. it takes energy to speed up and slow down a ship. So carrying more mass than you need is not a good idea. So, you'd want to have some equipment on board for collecting whichever materials you need when you get there. "Ore" wouldn't be the reason they came here, but to reduce mass, you might collect ores for your needs rather than take stuff with you. e.g. you can't call up deliveries if you're in deep space: you'd need to be able to replicate anything that you run out of, or replace anything that's damaged from local raw materials, e.g. ore.
That's... Reelya, did you read his post beyond the first 13 words?

EDIT: Okay, your first hidden edit clears up the meaning of your point a bit. I thought you'd just gotten "mine ore" and then set about proving why that wouldn't be the case.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Monsanto Discussion Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 27, 2018, 08:02:20 am
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EDIT: Okay, your first hidden edit clears up the meaning of your point a bit. I thought you'd just gotten "mine ore" and then set about proving why that wouldn't be the case.
EDIT: Ah, ok that also clear up your objection to my post. I was a bit confused as well as to how that all relates.

I responded to "The idea that they came here to mine ore amuses me so much" because it seemed like he was paraphrasing what I wrote in a previous post, as meaning they only came for the ore, so I was clarifying what I meant. e.g. Dragdeler didn't really make a distinction between "came here for the ore", and "came here, then mined ore". He was conflating those, as far as I could tell. Interstellar travel would be a long-term expedition, needing additional resources, which you almost certainly wouldn't "pack" in the space ship. e.g. if humans set up an expedition like this we'd definitely be mining ore when we get there, even though "ore" isn't what we came for.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Alien Pyramids Discussion Thread
Post by: scourge728 on May 27, 2018, 08:34:45 am
Now I'm imagining aliens landing on Earth, expecting to be able to refuel and repair, only to find out it's missing some critical material found quite commonly on their planet, and just going "Well darn"
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Alien Pyramids Discussion Thread
Post by: Kagus on May 27, 2018, 12:45:54 pm
Now I'm imagining aliens landing on Earth, expecting to be able to refuel and repair, only to find out it's missing some critical material found quite commonly on their planet, and just going "Well darn"

What do you mean you don't have any gold?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Reelya on May 27, 2018, 12:55:23 pm
If it's something on their planet that we don't have then we couldn't possibly know what it is to speculate about it.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: dragdeler on May 27, 2018, 01:08:18 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: dragdeler on May 27, 2018, 01:37:58 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: scourge728 on May 27, 2018, 02:06:04 pm
I wasn't trying to add serious discussion FYI, I was just giving what I thought was a funny situation
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Kagus on May 27, 2018, 02:14:01 pm
"What exactly do you mean when you say you 'had' helium?"
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: scourge728 on May 27, 2018, 02:15:51 pm
"You turned an EXTREMELY powerful energy source, into CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINMENT!?"
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: dragdeler on May 27, 2018, 02:19:17 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Trekkin on May 27, 2018, 03:54:00 pm
"You turned an EXTREMELY powerful energy source, into CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINMENT!?"
You mean coolant. Most helium is not suitable for fusion.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Kagus on May 27, 2018, 04:02:29 pm
"You turned an EXTREMELY powerful energy source, into CHILDREN'S ENTERTAINMENT!?"
You mean coolant. Most helium is not suitable for fusion.
So far as we know, anyways.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: wierd on May 27, 2018, 10:51:52 pm
It can possibly become useful after being used as shielding/shutdown material for fission reactors. (Or just sat in a tank near a star long enough-- OR, if you favor near-lightspeed travel, used as shielding for the vehicle against cosmic hydrogen bombardment while in transit.)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Egan_BW on May 27, 2018, 11:03:29 pm
On the one hand, going nearly the speed of light seems pretty damn inefficient if you're going to take a long time to get there no matter how fast you go. On the other hand, if you've spotted a planet with life on it you might want to get there as quickly as possible so that they don't nuke themselves into oblivion before you get there.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Trekkin on May 27, 2018, 11:15:26 pm
On the one hand, going nearly the speed of light seems pretty damn inefficient if you're going to take a long time to get there no matter how fast you go. On the other hand, if you've spotted a planet with life on it you might want to get there as quickly as possible so that they don't nuke themselves into oblivion before you get there.

On the third hand, relativistic travel can be intrinsically worth it in the sense that time dilation can reduce the proper time of the trip to something for which the maintenance requirements over the duration are less daunting.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Reelya on May 28, 2018, 12:03:30 am
Oh sry I didn't actually read everything, just react to the general idea that aliens came for gold or whatever (which I heard many times). IMHO the most unique thing we could offer in interstellar trade would be delicacies such as cheese and beer. Because they probably would not want tech or raw ressources... Maybe cultural things such as books, music or movies could be valuable too; if they weren't too easy to copy.

Actually, the "ancient aliens' believers generally state that they uplifted humans from apes. e.g. that doesn't actually presuppose that they detected us and then came here, since the entire point is that we didn't exist yet. e.g. if apes didn't exist, they might have uplifted wolves or some other animal instead.

e.g. all that's needed is to presuppose that the aliens detected some life-signs here. Previously, it was generally assumed that meant they'd have to have sent actual physical probes to each and every star system, then get data sent back from the probe, then send the expedition. But that seems naive now, given that we can already scan the atmospheres of many exo-planets from lightyears away. So the only thing such a race would need to notice Earth is a spectroscopic analysis of our atmosphere and to notice the high concentrations of oxygen and water.

But such a race is highly likely to be much older than us (since the chances of them developing space travel and arriving recently is extremely unlikely), so in that scenario you could imagine a race who send a bio-survey expedition once in every few million years or so, so they'd be extremely unlikely to have visited Earth in "historical" time. e.g. even if some ancient (many millions of years old) spacefaring race knows there's life on this planet, and even if they have sent expeditions before, they're extremely unlikely to have sent an expedition any time recently, or to know that humans are here, or that we have recently "teched up".

This is another reason "ancient aliens" believers usually state that the aliens created our race and/or our civilization, because if there's a causal link there, it explains away why they would have arrived only a "short" time ago in the geological sense.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: scourge728 on May 28, 2018, 08:28:41 am
I mean, any time is just as likely as any other for aliens to have arrived, since they could have started at any point after they noticed life on earth
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Reelya on May 28, 2018, 09:27:29 am
That's right any time is as likely as any other. But the issue is that "not recently" is much longer than "recently". So if the aliens could have been around any time in the last 100 million years and visited us once, then there's only a 5% chance they did so in the last 5 million years, and if you get that down to civilization time, it's a very low chance, e.g. the last 10,000 years would then be a 0.01% chance.

That's why the ancient alien people claim the aliens caused civilization, since it would be too much of a coincidence if they just happened to visit say at 3000 BC, right as we happened to be starting towards civilization.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: wierd on May 28, 2018, 10:04:40 am
That, a desire to feel important in the universe (after all, the aliens came all that way to make them!), and some rather dubious readings of ancient cuneiform tablets that certainly had nothing whatsoever to do with falsely claiming godhood for a deceased ruler to cement their memory. /s

:P
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Trekkin on May 28, 2018, 10:58:24 am
That, a desire to feel important in the universe (after all, the aliens came all that way to make them!), and some rather dubious readings of ancient cuneiform tablets that certainly had nothing whatsoever to do with falsely claiming godhood for a deceased ruler to cement their memory. /s

That may be the basic draw for all conspiracy theories, come to think of it: a self-aggrandizing but not self-empowering alternative to the admittedly unsatisfying reality that the world is mostly random and almost nobody cares about anything. If the Shadowy World-Controlling Conspirators have spent billions of dollars and thousands of henchpeople's lives pulling the wool over your eyes, they must clearly care a great deal about what you think, at least collectively. If we're the puppets of reptilians/deities, then at least someone cares enough to pull the strings. It's a way to feel special and victimized at the same time, with the added bonus of letting one feel smarter than everyone else without having to know anything, much like how people blithely call research biased and reflexively "question the data" to make themselves sound intellectual.

That would actually explain why CTs are so appealing to the "isolated intellectual" crowd: they free them from the burden of actually knowing anything about what they're claiming by presupposing that the truth is inaccessible, having been intentionally concealed. They never need move past the feel-good, I'm-not-weird-everyone-else-is-stupid stage and get to something more amenable to legitimate research, and can simply reject all facts as disinformation.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: redwallzyl on May 28, 2018, 11:18:16 am
That's right any time is as likely as any other. But the issue is that "not recently" is much longer than "recently". So if the aliens could have been around any time in the last 100 million years and visited us once, then there's only a 5% chance they did so in the last 5 million years, and if you get that down to civilization time, it's a very low chance, e.g. the last 10,000 years would then be a 0.01% chance.

That's why the ancient alien people claim the aliens caused civilization, since it would be too much of a coincidence if they just happened to visit say at 3000 BC, right as we happened to be starting towards civilization.
Given my formal education in the subject of archeology/anthropology and as such my knowledge of the growth of humanity over time the assertions of various stuff concerning aliens and other mystical stuff and anything relating to conspiracy involving it see patently absurd. On of the key bits of this type of stuff is that it only works on those who are ignorant enough about a subject to not spot the many flaws but instead get caught by misinformation presented as reputable and possible they they do not have the tools to identify as wrong. That confidence in such fringe stuff has a lot to do with being ignorant of them completely so that the seeds of misinformation can grow unhindered.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Reelya on May 28, 2018, 11:21:44 am
Hey now, i've read three Erich Von Daniken books so i know what I'm talking about. He has explanations for everything. ... Do you? ;)

e.g. Von Daniken explains how the Easter Island heads were carved by alien space lasers. There are hundreds of worn-out stone tools around the quarry, which might lead a lesser mind to think the stone was carved with the tools. But Von Daniken explains this: after the aliens left, the natives tried to carve more heads with stones tools, but when it failed they threw their tools down in disgust.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: redwallzyl on May 28, 2018, 07:13:12 pm
Hey now, i've read three Erich Von Daniken books so i know what I'm talking about. He has explanations for everything. ... Do you? ;)

e.g. Von Daniken explains how the Easter Island heads were carved by alien space lasers. There are hundreds of worn-out stone tools around the quarry, which might lead a lesser mind to think the stone was carved with the tools. But Von Daniken explains this: after the aliens left, the natives tried to carve more heads with stones tools, but when it failed they threw their tools down in disgust.
Rule one of ancient aliens theories. Always assume people (especially non western people) are not capable of doing anything themselves.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Hanslanda on May 29, 2018, 06:37:17 am
Alright, new topic folks. Fluoride as a sinister mind control additive in our water. Or did it cause cancer? Whatever, please discuss.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 29, 2018, 06:47:00 am
Good discussion. Lines up with my armchair psychoanalysis of CT proponents (so, I guess, it confirms my biases?).


Anyway, over the years of talking to a few conspiracy theories in my circle of friends, and reading what people post in various places on the internet, I've developed a handy dictionary for translating what they are saying:

- Nobody understands = I don't understand
- You can't explain that = I can't understand that
- It is = I want it to be
- There is no proof = I'm unaware of any evidence/can't understand the evidence
- Impossible/possible = I never took time to learn why it works/doesn't work
- The [insert mainstream theory] falls apart = I don't know what the theory really says
- The [insert famous scientist] was mistaken = I want more respect than [the scientist]
- Think outside the box = I don't know where the box is or what's in it
- My theory makes more sense = I can understand what I came up with
- Somebody else's CT makes more sense = Somebody else's CT confirms my biases
- There is a conspiracy opposing the theory = It's impossible for me to make a mistake, so disagreement must be rooted in ill will
- Isn't it strange? = It proves me right
- Well then, tell me how does it work? = I think you're the world's foremost expert on the topic and your eventual failure to provide me with an easily-digestible explanation exposes the mainstream for the sham that it is, while validating my greatness

There's probably more, if I had more time to think about it. Feel free to expand on it, or challenge the definitions (but there's a semi-solid and entirely anecdotal evidence backing it up, so beware!).

(sorry, Hanslanda, my good man. You posted while I was typing)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Reelya on May 29, 2018, 06:59:01 am
Luckily I went to Infowars to get all the knowledge about fluoride I needed to know.

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. There are often other dangerous toxins in fluoridated water.

NSF, the corporation that developed drinking water standards, stated that the ‘most common contaminant in [fluoridated water] is arsenic.’

OMG there's arsenic in the fluoridated water! get the fluoride out of there, now!

...

Also you have articles claiming there's no "real" difference, then you look at their data:

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/health-and-fitness/fluoridation-may-not-do-much-for-cavities/article4315206/

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When it comes to fluoridating drinking water, Ontario and Quebec couldn't be further apart. Ontario has the country's highest rate of adding the tooth-enamel-strengthening chemical into municipal supplies, while Quebec has one of the lowest, with practically no one drinking fluoridated water.

But surprisingly, the two provinces have very little difference in tooth-decay rates, a finding that is likely to intensify the ongoing controversy over the practice of adding fluoride to water as a public health measure.

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In the 12-19 age group, Ontario youths have 15.8 per cent fewer cavities than those in Quebec: 2.35 cavities compared to 2.79.

I think a 15% reduction is actually pretty statistically significant, and we'd have to remember that it's likely to be focused at the lower end of the income spectrum. e.g. the broad difference isn't that big because wealthier people use more fluoridated toothpaste. But the water still helps, it's just focused in people who don't brush their teeth as well.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: wierd on May 29, 2018, 07:12:48 am
Concerning fluoride in drinking water:

There is genuine health concern about this topic.  The reason for adding it to the drinking water is to convey health benefits to the financially disadvantaged, who otherwise could not afford fluoride bearing dental care products. To that aim, the concentrations in drinking water are tailored to achieve that goal.(*)

* There are two modes of intended impact with water-borne sodium fluoride ion delivery via the municipal water system. The first is the "systemic load" mode, which aims to have fluoride atoms become permanent components of developing tooth enamel in non-erupted teeth. The second is the "contact load" mode, which aims to employ fluoride's ability to reinforce and strengthen acid-damaged enamel, and allow calcium phosphate to reintegrate with the enamel after being lost due to acidic food exposure.  The amount of fluoride ion delivered in municipal water delivery systems is calculated to achieve the systemic load value, as this is the most valuable to individuals who cannot afford quality dental care from a qualified dentist, or who unable to afford a quality dental hygiene regimen with fluoride containing products.

However, the disadvantaged are a minority of the population, and the municipal water delivery system serves an entire population, not just the financially disadvantaged. The majority of people can afford, and do use, fluoride bearing dental hygiene products.  The additional fluoride in these products puts the users of those products at elevated levels of fluoride consumption, which has been shown to contribute to several noteworthy health problems, all stemming from a condition known as fluorosis.  There are two major types of fluorosis-- tooth and bone fluorosis. 

Dental fluorosis actually WEAKENS enamel, by causing dislocation faults in the phosphate lattice structures of the enamel, when fluoride ion substitution is above the ideal value. It causes permanent disfigurement of the enamel, with white pearlescent striations, as well as brown mottling, depending on how severe the fluorosis is.  Tooth enamel weakened during development like this cannot be repaired by a dentist.  At most, it can be concealed with a dental veneer.

The more alarming form however, is bone fluorisis.  This presents itself as anomalous bone tissue formation characterized as brittle sponge-like growth pattern, and a substantially higher incidence rate of fractures, bone degeneration with age, and bone cancers in adulthood.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeletal_fluorosis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dental_fluorosis

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/second-thoughts-on-fluoride/

In my opinion, fluoridated drinking water is by itself, not a significant cause for alarm.  However, care should be taken to inform the public of the potential dangers of additional fluoride in municipalities where fluoride ion is delivered by the municipal water system, and that care should be taken to minimize these additional sources of exposure. (Mouthwashes, tooth pastes, et al.)

When people are unaware of dangers associated with increased fluoride exposure, they are unlikely to exercise good judgment, (especially in a climate where "more fluoride!" is seen as a positive thing), and so public education, and assurance of low fluoride dental hygiene product availability, appear to be what is prescribed to deal with this unfortunate oversight of attempting to improve the baseline health of the impoverished.


Or, you could just go full Col Ripper, and say it is a communist plot to make everyone gay, or something. :P
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Trekkin on May 29, 2018, 08:55:40 am
Well, since we're abandoning all numerical indications of how much fluoride we're actually drinking relative to the levels typically seen in areas with increased incidence of skeletal fluorosis, I guess I'll just blithely say that we don't fluoridate nearly enough for normal levels of bioaccumulation to increase our fluoride levels to a dangerous degree and the CDC is still reducing recommended fluoride levels just to be completely safe, which might explain why we haven't seen a rise in skeletal fluorosis since we've started fluoridating (and severe dental fluorosis has risen only slightly.)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: wierd on May 29, 2018, 09:03:26 am
The issue with numerical values is that the concentrations delivered by the municipal water systems are not consistent, either over time in the same system, or between systems.

As such, you cannot get good quality data on the systemic load of fluoride ion in treated populations from municipal sources. 

You can bemoan the lack of use of such data, but when you cannot realistically get quality data to begin with (very high error bars), you are just being snarky. 

The reduced suggested levels endorsed by the CDC are indeed CYA in action, but as long as conveyed public health is not seriously diminished by the reduction, it is still sound policy.

Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Trekkin on May 29, 2018, 09:11:30 am
Dismissing data you aren't showing on the grounds that the error bars you aren't showing are bigger than a threshold you aren't stating is very poor form.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: wierd on May 29, 2018, 09:25:34 am
True enough, but the only way you are going to get that data realistically is to have regular blood serum sampling of a target population for a protracted period, coupled with regular samplings of tapwater at the places of residence of the sample participants, and daily logged intake of tapwater by the participants-- then hope to whatever god you might think exists that you have taken into consideration all of the possible sources of additional fluoride that might make its way into your participants.

You would have to do this long enough to track incidence rate of dental fluorosis in developing children, so you are talking a several year study.

And of course, you would need to have a sample size that is even worthwhile to begin with.

The only sources of data I have actually seen are very large, rough data sources. (City says "We put this much fluoride in at the water treatment plant"-- which does not actually tell you what the concentration at the point of consumption is, etc-- or "There is a %foo incidence rate at Locale A vs Locale B" which does not control for income level, or level of additional dental hygiene regimens.)

Such data sources can at most give you a general overview, not a specific "we need to keep concentrations at point of consumption at #BAR levels." which is what you are requesting.

If you want that data, feel free to request a grant.

Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: dragdeler on May 29, 2018, 10:14:01 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: wierd on May 29, 2018, 10:25:25 am
"Kaliumpermanganat" sounds like a germanified

"Potassium permanganate" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_permanganate)

I really don't see it being that dangerous as long as you aren't drinking concentrated solutions of the stuff.  Manganese is a strong oxidizer, yeah-- that is why it is added to the water in the first place. By the time you drink it, it has interracted with any number of organic molecules, and is likely no longer potassium permanganate. (It is likely some larger ionic organic complex that has been oxidized by the permanganate, or has interacted with other trace minerals in the water to form other less soluble complexes.)

I would say that your scientist friend has fallen victim to the trap many scientists fall into. "I am an expert in my select field, so I can totally comment meaningfully on fields outside of that one too!"  EG, when physicists pretend to be doctors, and vis-versa.

Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: dragdeler on May 29, 2018, 10:51:52 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Kagus on May 29, 2018, 10:53:25 am
Potassium permanganate has a striking purple color though, so if they're adding that to the water supply then we finally know how the rainbows got in there (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8).
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Reelya on May 29, 2018, 11:11:54 am
ps. that list grants some unvolontary insight reelya  :P

btw, not sure which list you're talking about, you're not mixing up my post with Il Palazo's are you?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: dragdeler on May 29, 2018, 11:45:48 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Hanslanda on May 29, 2018, 01:24:29 pm
I suspected there were genuine concerns about fluoride buried beneath all the bullshit. This is quite enlightening though. Every so often these things have a kernel of fact behind them. That's part of why I made the thread, to help ferret out such things.

As an aside, y'all can discuss anything you like. Feel free to bring up CTs you find fascinating and what have you. I'm just trying to keep the flow of information moving. I am the plumber for this sewer of human waste thought, breaking up the fatbergs of argument.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Kagus on May 29, 2018, 01:34:33 pm
Norway actually has chewable flouride tablets, for ages 3 and up. Flavored.

Also you can't find toothpaste that doesn't have flouride in it, so I'm not sure what they're trying to balance out.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Doomblade187 on May 29, 2018, 01:42:10 pm
Norway actually has chewable flouride tablets, for ages 3 and up. Flavored.

Also you can't find toothpaste that doesn't have flouride in it, so I'm not sure what they're trying to balance out.
Huh, so like do you eat the tablet or is it mouthwash type thing?

And I hear herbal toothpaste (non-flouridated) can be pretty nice, never tried it myself.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Kagus on May 29, 2018, 01:52:53 pm
Norway actually has chewable flouride tablets, for ages 3 and up. Flavored.

Also you can't find toothpaste that doesn't have flouride in it, so I'm not sure what they're trying to balance out.
Huh, so like do you eat the tablet or is it mouthwash type thing?

And I hear herbal toothpaste (non-flouridated) can be pretty nice, never tried it myself.

They're eaten; the tablet dissolves when chewed. I think there are also straight up swallowed supplements as well, but I'm not sure... The lozenges and chewables are definitely things, though. Standard dosage seems to be 0.5mg per tablet, although you can also get them in 0.25mg. And I was wrong, apparently... The lowest recommended age appears to be 6 months.

Unfortunately, all the fun flavoring has resulted in more than a few kids sneaking a few extra tablets on the sly.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Trekkin on May 29, 2018, 04:13:49 pm
Such data sources can at most give you a general overview, not a specific "we need to keep concentrations at point of consumption at #BAR levels." which is what you are requesting.

If you want that data, feel free to request a grant.
That's not quite what I am requesting. What I'm requesting is the data you keep claiming you're seeing, per
The only sources of data I have actually seen are very large, rough data sources.

A link to the data you claim exists, perhaps,  or the error bars you claim disqualify it, or the other data you now claim is available in its stead. An uncharitable observer, or one predisposed to disbelieve in the scientific consensus, might conclude from the lack of any such substantiation that you have something to hide, or are speaking from ignorance of what data is actually available, particularly when the EPA goes to such efforts to make the basis for its decisions freely accessible (https://www.epa.gov/dwstandardsregulations/fluoride-risk-assessment-and-relative-source-contribution).

Please don't feel singled out or attacked here; I'm using this as an example only because I know you're being careful rather than lazy. The point I've been (obliquely) trying to make is that it's really easy for a good faith effort to fairly represent actual uncertainty to sound like deliberate obfuscation of manufactured or unnecessary uncertainty, and it's really easy for people to misread that, carelessly or willingly, as evidence that nobody knows anything about anything. From there, like I've said before (and as Il Palazzo's dictionary would seem to corroborate), it's much easier for people to come to believe in conspiracy theories and other untrue things.  It's absolutely important to limit our interpretation of the data and any opinions we might base upon it to the scope of the original data, but if we only ever share our opinions and our judgments and our interpretations and never actually show the data underlying any of it, we can hardly be surprised when people equivocate the consensus with the conspiracy on the grounds that neither has any "real" evidence. 

All of which is to say that perhaps formal education is more broadly protective of belief in CTs than redwallzyl has credited it with being, if only because it involves a great deal of exposure to poor arguments founded on vagaries and hope in close proximity to actual data-driven argumentation and they're both replete with thesaurus abuse and gratuitous Latin (e.g. i.e., viz., cf., QED, etc.) so we get used to telling them apart structurally. This might in turn explain why intellectual isolation could predispose people to CT belief; they can see everyone else around them buying into any available con, but not what a credible argument looks like, and so disbelieve everything.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: x2yzh9 on May 29, 2018, 04:17:06 pm
Okay, so let's talk about one theory, considering this is the thread for it: Telepathy.
Crazy, right? Okay, I want to explain my theory:   Think back in your life, to key visual moments, memories that imbue powerful emotions with them. Now, pause for a second here. If we, as humans, could
recognize and associate that emotion-the pure methodology of remembering itself-we start to have memories, and we go back and we find that things either become clearer in our memory or more
distorted. For the sake of my argument, listen to 'It's a vibe-2 Chainz' if you so would. When was the first time you felt a 'radiating' emotion, or similar? Not just something from the simple animal nature of us(though that is not to be excluded); but a part of our evolutionary human ability to process emotions and develop memories and so on and so far that is unique to us, but other mammals such as dolphins or rumored to operate by sonar/telepathy.

For the sake of this experiment, gather a willing friend. Before you meet, have you and the friend start attempting to 'think out loud'. But there is a process to this:You want to not only see it, you want to see it, hear it, speak it, and radiate it. Imagine the first time you felt a 'radiating' emotion. Now, take a small leap of faith/moment of disbelief or what have you, and simply try to radiate emotion yourself.
Thus, when you meet with this friend, you will be both 'in the zone' or whatever.
   The 1 through 10 test
1. have you and your friend explain to each other how you work in math, and when you speak about how you learn in math-make sure you at least attempt to radiate your instinctual understanding of it, but that comes naturally later. While you are talking, 'think out loud'. Imagine it as serious multi-tasking. Your friend is to do the same. Then, look each other directly in the eyes, and do not blink for as long as you can. Stare, and have your friend pick a number between 1 and 10. Have your friend think this number 'out loud' in every psychological aspect and method they can, and to radiate it, as explained above, with a form of emotion.

2. Now, you, while they are thinking the number out loud and radiating they're 'psyche' will attempt to receive such 'vibe'. Literally, it's a slang term the younger generation uses. Look it up on urban dictionary. you must stare them in the eyes and hear, see, and in a way 'speak the language' of their unique psyche. This is a learned skill, I personally came to it from...a period of time I'd rather not talk about. Now, your brain will gradually start aligning to a number. You aren't guessing, really, your understanding a biological algorithm. And your doing the math subconsciously. Once you have the number-say it.

3. Have you and your friend reverse positions and repeat step 2.
4. repeat as needed
and people want to call people who hear voices that are not telling them what to do, and that are merely benign(however stressful they may be) and that has no effect on them-as schizophrenic, or psychotic, or delusional. It's just the vast percentage of the population with these (imho)god given or natural abilties do not even know they have them. The actual percentage of the population that posses
these abilities and are naturally talented in them are rare, but it will surprise you how true 'practice makes perfect'. then again, I've been forcibly medicated since the age of 12, and was able to read and memorize a 3-page in depth story and recite it from memory after only 1-3 tries maximum, testing out at something like 200 in that aspect of verbal memorization/understanding IQ values when I was uh...8. Yeah, 8 years old guys. If this test doesn't work then don't blame me for it, I'll take the loss of concept. But in a couple years, pretty much everyone will be able to do this.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 29, 2018, 04:57:13 pm
Aarghlebargle.
Alright, I'll say it. If anything, that's a recipe for working yourself up into wanting something to be true so much, that you stop noticing your confirmation bias. There's all those bits about how it's a skill (so there can never be a disproof), and even an almost literal 'disregard failures' clause towards the end.
It's tough what you went through, but remember - having mental issues is no reason for being crazy.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Trekkin on May 29, 2018, 04:59:25 pm
Apart from everything else, this is improper experimental design; you have no controls, it's not blind, the sample size is too small and you're deliberately biasing them to expect it to work, if not to stop after the first random success and conclude it works. If you wanted to do it more properly, you'd presumably divide your cohort into two, expose half of them to this, and see if pairs of the exposed guessed the right number more often than would be expected by random chance -- without telling either the transmitter or the reciever how well they were doing until the end of the test. Just have the transmitter indicate prior to entering the test chamber what number they'll be projecting and have the reciever indicate what number they think of, if any, during the test. You might go further and double-blind test a cohort you've told to deliberately try to be telepathic against an unaware cohort, in the expectation that if we're all doing this subconsciously you could reasonably expect to see an uptick in accuracy of naive recievers paired with deliberate transmitters. Regardless, deliberate transmitter-reciever pairs would still be expected to be more accurate than naive pairs if there's anything to this at all. Of course, I'd have another cohort and tell the deliberate and naive transmitters to think of a letter, or an animal, or something completely random while the deliberate recievers try to guess the number. There's certainly other ways to improve this experimental design, but offhand that's the route I'd go.

Also, emotions are not memories, your self-reported intellectual superiority has nothing to do with the validity of your theory and telepathy that requires observation of the subject arguably isn't telepathy, just nonverbal communication -- which, yes, you could train to work like this if you kept at it long enough. I'll go further and say I can do it immediately by holding up the requisite number of fingers for the reciever to "telepathically" detect with their eyes and get close to 100% accuracy. Replace with twitches or facial expressions as your suspension of disbelief warrants.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Egan_BW on May 29, 2018, 05:04:59 pm
Nonverbal communication isn't a kind of magic, but it can be surprisingly potent.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: x2yzh9 on May 29, 2018, 06:15:50 pm
I will say trekkin is completely right. But if we were to come up with something like he described...
And yeah, it's just odd that I've developed that skill when my autism diagnoses would indicate I'm supposed to suck at that. Oh well, guess humans are meant to adapt
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: dragdeler on May 29, 2018, 07:46:49 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: USEC_OFFICER on May 29, 2018, 08:02:56 pm
A quick online search suggests that that experiment suffered from improper randomization which resulted in that favourable result. Other experiments conducted since then, and a couple before, had results pretty much identical randomly guessing.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: dragdeler on May 29, 2018, 08:05:38 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: USEC_OFFICER on May 29, 2018, 08:19:57 pm
What did you type to find that so quickly?

edit: rather how did you?

'Can you feel if someone is looking at you' -> Psychic staring effect on Wikipedia -> Investigate Wikipedia's sources.

While Wikipedia might not be the most reputable website, it often collects good, academic sources for its articles. So it's a good place to start if you want to investigate a topic without fiddling with search results and so on.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: x2yzh9 on May 29, 2018, 10:25:54 pm
I think a keyword on the subject here would be 'probability', 'algorithmic', and the concept of multiverses. Probability is something that would be a major factor in any kind of mathematic theory or equation describing the effects, but I think that in a practical reality such an equation would not speak of finite volumes but something that is infinite and non-metric in nature, so you couldn't really define it with math unless you did it on an individualized basis and I guarantee you the measurements, the biological research into the individual itself(of which there would have to be 2, I would presume), and the subsequent mathematical sum of said equation. I don't think it can be defined, at least not for a long time in our history or with the level of technology we have(unless we approach a singularity by 2050-2070). I do think it can be measured, and I do think it can be proven, but I don't think any one country or group, even, has the means to do it on any level unless they were to focus on such a pursuit. MK-ULTRA comes to mind here.

I've meditated before though, focused on chakra points, and had (what is termed as) a 'kundalini awakening'(found out the label of what I experienced several years afterwards) and probably a bunch of other stuff. This pretty much ends my view of the subject. Input? Or should we go to a different topic.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: redwallzyl on May 29, 2018, 10:48:15 pm
I would just like to state for the record that no matter how much people might want it there is absolutely no proof of anything supernatural existing. No magic energy or mind weirdness. Just our boring world. This stuff makes great fiction though.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Egan_BW on May 29, 2018, 11:06:48 pm
How do we actually define "supernatural" other than "things that do not actually exist", though? Sounds a bit like a tautology.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: redwallzyl on May 29, 2018, 11:14:41 pm
How do we actually define "supernatural" other than "things that do not actually exist", though? Sounds a bit like a tautology.
Things the defy the known laws of the universe. Often directly going against them. There is some ambiguity when it comes to unscientific questions though.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Trekkin on May 29, 2018, 11:23:58 pm
I think a keyword on the subject here would be 'probability', 'algorithmic', and the concept of multiverses. Probability is something that would be a major factor in any kind of mathematic theory or equation describing the effects, but I think that in a practical reality such an equation would not speak of finite volumes but something that is infinite and non-metric in nature, so you couldn't really define it with math unless you did it on an individualized basis and I guarantee you the measurements, the biological research into the individual itself(of which there would have to be 2, I would presume), and the subsequent mathematical sum of said equation. I don't think it can be defined, at least not for a long time in our history or with the level of technology we have(unless we approach a singularity by 2050-2070). I do think it can be measured, and I do think it can be proven, but I don't think any one country or group, even, has the means to do it on any level unless they were to focus on such a pursuit. MK-ULTRA comes to mind here.

I've meditated before though, focused on chakra points, and had (what is termed as) a 'kundalini awakening'(found out the label of what I experienced several years afterwards) and probably a bunch of other stuff. This pretty much ends my view of the subject. Input? Or should we go to a different topic.

First, you do yourself no favors by playing buzzword bingo with everything. Don't get into chakras and multiverses and the singularity and MK-ULTRA and all this other stuff randomly; if you mean to define a theory under which telepathy might work, do so completely and concisely first, then give your evidence for it, then move on to the next thing. Name-dropping just makes you sound like you're throwing things out to see what sticks rather than presenting something coherent enough to permit a considered response.

Second, the way you speak of mathematics makes me think you're laboring under a diffuse set of misconceptions about how science works. We don't define everything in terms of equations; it would be nonsensical to expect an ornithologist to "find an equation to describe a new species of bird", or a cytologist to somehow define cell theory mathematically. Yes, we generally like to define things in quantitative terms where possible to enable more powerful and reproducible methods of analysis, but don't mistake the map for the territory. "The mathematical sum of said equation" has nothing to do with whether your theory oftelepathy has greater predictive power than some other explanation of the available data. We don't strictly need to define things with math in order to explore them scientifically, although it might be more accurate to say that we can group things conceptually without an overarching mathematical relation between them.

Third, you don't have nearly enough here to start trying to calculate the necessary sample size (which is one of those things that mathematics, specifically statistics, does so we don't need to presume it); with no indication of the effect size or the signal-to-noise ratio we have no basis on which to begin any sort of power analysis to work that out, and with no theoretical basis for what exactly is going on we have no way to establish priors for either.

All of which is somewhat less relevant considering we already have a well-known explanation for all the actual phenomena you allege to be the result of telepathy: over time, you're getting more consistent at nonverbally signaling what number you're thinking of as your counterpart is getting better at reading that. It's literally a more subtle version of teaching a child what numbers go with how many fingers, and it's learnable in the same ways -- yes, even by autistic people for whom nonverbal cues can be more difficult to process. Every time you correctly "project" the number you want, you remember to do whatever you were doing more next time, and so the reader learns to associate whatever you're doing with that number. No chakra points or kundalini awakenings required, just bog-standard conditioning coupled with confirmation bias.

If you want it in equation form, your telepathy = (you learn to behave in certain ways to "radiate" certain numbers + your partner learns those associations) * (you remember your successes more than your failures).
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: x2yzh9 on May 30, 2018, 01:39:20 am
Thank you for the response Trekkin. You have raised some very good counterpoints which..is good for the debate, I suppose.
   you are right, if I am to define a theory under which telepathy may be possible, I should do so completely and concisely first, shame on me for forgetting the scientific method..So, to reply to your second paragraph-The way I think of mathematics is wildly different from most people, so that may be an possible reason for the miscommunication. So if we want to define things quantitatively most times, is your suggestion this;to instead define it qualitatively? Honest question.
   Next, on to the 'mathemetical sum of said equation part'. I did not mean to imply this, but I did, my apologies. What I meant by that was that the supposed sum of such an equation wouldn't be native to the current, state-of-the-art even human understanding or psychological understanding. We wouldn't be able to for a long time, unless we shortened such a timeline by another alternative. Next, when you say 'greater predictive power', I may interject that that the whole technique, theory, thesis IS to an extent 'predictive power' in and of itself. There could be a million other explanations of the data, but it leads to the same thing-a natural or learned ability to predict things to a certain extent, but there are so many factors that go into that, that the variables themselves couldn't(or just havn't, and should be)be quantified, or maybe even the qualitative variables too.
   Next, that is precisely what I'm saying as well, this supposed phenomena would be easier understood in a group of conceptual factors, rather than put into 0's and 1's, or variable, or what have you. as far as your third point-Your right, calculating the sample size would be impossible at this point in time. The 'effect size' is something that I don't know if would be a proper term for this scenario-or the signal-to-noise ratio. So here is a small, short basis that I propose-

   The human brain has scientifically to operate on certain frequencies, which range widely and have different variable effects on the human psychology and physiology, at the very least. Now, it is a scientific fact(correct me if I'm wrong) that everything in the universe 'vibrates' or 'oscillates', as well as meaning it does so on a certain frequency, or wavelength. My theory is that when you naturally or learn to align your frequency through muscle or neuroplasticity based methods, to the other individuals, then that is what creates the basis for everything further along in the theory. Make your counterpoints, if you would.
Finally, the well-known explanation of the phenomena you speak of is true, but by proxy would you agree, or disagree that the explanation itself that you just provided is a proof of the probability factor of the theory? But as I said earlier and as you mentioned-we may be talking quality-wise, not quantity.
Just thought I would take the time to actually type an educated to the best of my ability response.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Dorsidwarf on May 30, 2018, 02:17:15 am
I’m not aware of any special frequencies at which the human brain or all matter in the universe vibrates at myself, unless that’s like, derived from the average length of a nerve impulse and the speed of a nerve impulse?

Edit: also it’s a neat enough theory I guess, but if it’s being presented without evidence it should be clearer as to what it’s trying to explain?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: wierd on May 30, 2018, 02:20:35 am
Nerve impulses are actually pretty slow. There is a rather protracted refractory period between neuron firings, as ion concentrations have to get built up again before the neuron can fire. 

https://aiimpacts.org/rate-of-neuron-firing/

Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 30, 2018, 02:23:13 am
Edit: also it’s a neat enough theory I guess
I don't know. It looks like affected word salad to me, of the technobabble variety.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Reelya on May 30, 2018, 02:42:53 am
They do in fact have machines capable of sending a word into someones head. The question then becomes whether someone else's head would be capable of putting out similar signals. The main argument against it is that brain-wave activity isn't coherent enough at long distances and won't transmit a strong enough signal. But if we can stick electrodes on someone's head and tell what words they are thinking (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/read-your-mind-brain-waves-thoughts-locked-in-syndrome-toyohashi-japan-a7687471.html) it's not too hard to imagine that if two heads were near each other one is picking up the same type of signals from the other, even if not aware of it.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: wierd on May 30, 2018, 03:09:24 am
If the brain were that sensitive to EM radiation, people would have severe epileptic seizures inside an MRI.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 30, 2018, 03:23:36 am
They do in fact have machines capable of sending a word into someones head.
Duh. It's called headphones.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: wierd on May 30, 2018, 03:26:05 am
Also, CRTs / LCDs / Other display showing text, bone conducting speakers, and of course, speakers in general.

Then there's also whatever the hell it is they were using on the people in the Cuban embassy..... ;P
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Reelya on May 30, 2018, 03:37:46 am
However, we don't know whether it's emf in general or specific frequencies which could trigger something. e.g. for something like emf exposure they haven't found a link in the lab for exposure vs symptoms, but I don't know anything about their methodology, and specific molecules do only pick up energies of specific wavelengths, e.g. the entire point of spectrographic anaylsis.

So it's not just a case of aiming "general" signal at something and saying there is or isn't a link, because if you average out the results across all frequencies that might just mean there's some real signal in there that's being drowned out by so many irrelevant data points that it's hand-waved as "noise". Also, in terms of possible emf sensitivity or emf effects, any long-term exposure results might not be evident on a short-term exposure test, so short-term "lab results" showing that nothing happened aren't really helpful evidence one way or the other. e.g. they might be akin to hand-waving away the long term effects of cumulative toxin exposure on the basis of "lab results" that showed that giving your daily dose to you for one day, or even a week "didn't do anything statistically significant'. e.g. standard "absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence". e.g., in this case, you have marketed products and some lab didn't find a link between that and harm, so it's widely publicized as "disproving" any link. But, many companies, who are advertisers for the same newspapers, have a vested interest in those products, so they're not value-free news articles when an article assuages people's fears that a particular product or product class could be harmful.

So, while there might not be anything to find, it would also be equally wrong to just do a blanket scan of the entire emf frequency range with short-term exposures then average out the results and say you didn't find anything.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Kagus on May 30, 2018, 04:05:41 am
I still think that a pretty big point against psychic abilities is to look at the James Randi foundation, and their offer of $500,000 (later upgraded to $1,000,000) to anyone able to prove paranormal ability in a controlled setting.

The offer was finally terminated in 2015, but that was after many years of nobody being able to claim the reward. There were a couple people who tried, but they were quickly discovered as being charlatans who were just very confident about being able to fool the testing.

One can make the statement about bias and trying to prove something to a cynic, but I'm rather of the opinion that Mr. Randi would have been over the moon if they discovered some actual paranormal effects.

Think about it... It's something which all of our understanding of the natural world contradicts, something that doesn't make sense. So if you were to prove that it does happen, then we'd need to change how we interpret reality at a fairly basic level. And who knows what all kinds of new discoveries that kind of change could lead to? I'm fairly certain that he'd be delighted by the prospect of finding something that required such a profound change of perspective in the scientific community.

But, for however much he or anyone else might have wanted it to be, there have as yet been no substantiated and proven events or abilities of such a caliber.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Reelya on May 30, 2018, 05:26:32 am
I’m not aware of any special frequencies at which the human brain or all matter in the universe vibrates at myself, unless that’s like, derived from the average length of a nerve impulse and the speed of a nerve impulse?

Edit: also it’s a neat enough theory I guess, but if it’s being presented without evidence it should be clearer as to what it’s trying to explain?

Brain wave frequencies. There's fairly good evidence that they are important.

e.g. you don't have to measure any "special" frequency from looking at nerve impulses you just have to look at existing emanations from actual brains, and the evidence that those are in fact documented to correlate with different states of mind. e.g. the question would then be how much bleed over from one brain to another is there and is it statistically significant.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Pro-epidemic Rorschach ArchaeologyThread
Post by: Trekkin on May 30, 2018, 07:47:01 am
Thank you for the response Trekkin. You have raised some very good counterpoints which..is good for the debate, I suppose.
   you are right, if I am to define a theory under which telepathy may be possible, I should do so completely and concisely first, shame on me for forgetting the scientific method..So, to reply to your second paragraph-The way I think of mathematics is wildly different from most people, so that may be an possible reason for the miscommunication. So if we want to define things quantitatively most times, is your suggestion this;to instead define it qualitatively? Honest question.
   Next, on to the 'mathemetical sum of said equation part'. I did not mean to imply this, but I did, my apologies. What I meant by that was that the supposed sum of such an equation wouldn't be native to the current, state-of-the-art even human understanding or psychological understanding. We wouldn't be able to for a long time, unless we shortened such a timeline by another alternative. Next, when you say 'greater predictive power', I may interject that that the whole technique, theory, thesis IS to an extent 'predictive power' in and of itself. There could be a million other explanations of the data, but it leads to the same thing-a natural or learned ability to predict things to a certain extent, but there are so many factors that go into that, that the variables themselves couldn't(or just havn't, and should be)be quantified, or maybe even the qualitative variables too.
   Next, that is precisely what I'm saying as well, this supposed phenomena would be easier understood in a group of conceptual factors, rather than put into 0's and 1's, or variable, or what have you. as far as your third point-Your right, calculating the sample size would be impossible at this point in time. The 'effect size' is something that I don't know if would be a proper term for this scenario-or the signal-to-noise ratio. So here is a small, short basis that I propose-

   The human brain has scientifically to operate on certain frequencies, which range widely and have different variable effects on the human psychology and physiology, at the very least. Now, it is a scientific fact(correct me if I'm wrong) that everything in the universe 'vibrates' or 'oscillates', as well as meaning it does so on a certain frequency, or wavelength. My theory is that when you naturally or learn to align your frequency through muscle or neuroplasticity based methods, to the other individuals, then that is what creates the basis for everything further along in the theory. Make your counterpoints, if you would.
Finally, the well-known explanation of the phenomena you speak of is true, but by proxy would you agree, or disagree that the explanation itself that you just provided is a proof of the probability factor of the theory? But as I said earlier and as you mentioned-we may be talking quality-wise, not quantity.
Just thought I would take the time to actually type an educated to the best of my ability response.
Well, since you asked:
1. Making your points concisely has nothing to do with the scientific method. It's just basic argumentation. In what's going to become a running theme here, if people can't understand what you're saying they can't respond to it -- and that doesn't mean they aren't smart enough to understand, just that you've garbled things beyond all hope of comprehension. I could easily claim that telepathy works because of a random jumble of woo buzzwords and people would shrug and move on because there's nothing worth falsifying therein.

2. Quantitative definitions are much to be preferred, given the choice; I meant only that even if we assume this theory of yours is somehow "beyond mathematics", provided it's reproducible (meaning if it works in any meaningful sense at all) it could still be tested. How we define the theory has no bearing on the data generated.

3.  The ability of people with your supposed telepathy to predict things is totally different from the predictive power I was referring to; I refer simply to whether or not your telepathy is a better explanation for your allegations than everyone else's nonverbal communication. What I mean, in layman's terms, is this:

4. What you are describing is not telepathy, much like bending a spoon with your hands is not telekinesis. It is a perfectly mundane operation requiring no mystical explanation whatsoever. We don't need telepathy to explain it; the phenomena you describe can be accounted for perfectly by well-known psychological phenomena.

5. Even setting aside all of that, your theory has four main problems: first, de Broglie waves (the everything-in-the-universe sort of wave) are not at all the same kind of wave as neural oscillations. You can't "align the two" any more than you can tune an audio speaker to emit light. Second, you can't get neurons to oscillate at anything comparable to the frequency one would logically expect to correspond to the de Broglie frequency of anything at the macroscale anyway. It is not physically possible for nerves to fire quickly enough to set up a wave of that frequency; the ions can't diffuse fast enough. Third, big things (meaning most things the size of a macromolecule or larger) don't have single de Broglie wavelengths; neurons certainly don't. Fourth, the de Broglie wavelength would only tell you the momentum of the neuron, not its state, which is what actually does the thinking.

So the basis of your entire theory is that people can train their neurons to do something physically impossible in order to establish an arbitrary equivalence to a property neurons do not meaningfully have in order to transmit completely irrelevant information through a medium you haven't defined to a receiver that cannot be sensitive to it and has no way of decoding the information sent even if it were meaningful.

And, as proof, you posit that people can communicate without speaking if they train themselves for an extended period of time, for which there already exists an explanation perfectly compatible with neurology and physics and logic: you're moving in some small way the receiver is perceiving, and after a long enough time trying you've trained yourselves to correlate those movements to numbers. This isn't telepathy any more than sign language is telepathy; it requires no extraordinary understanding whatsoever, let alone all the mysticism you've tacked on to it.

If you had something that worked -- reproducibly, mind you, and statistically significantly more frequently than would be expected by chance -- without the receiver observing the transmitter in any mundane way, then you might have something that could credibly be called telepathy if proven to work.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Think of a number 1-10, It's Seven! Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on May 30, 2018, 10:14:35 am
I strongly appreciate this telepathy discussion, as I was raised by my mom around New Age philosophy and psychics and energy healers, and my dad has always been a hardcore skeptic. In my mind, conspiracy theories typically are harmless, and add a sense of mystery and adventure to this world. It's... Not surprising that I ascribe to many, including things like telepathy. I would love to do proper experiments on this stuff, and this thread has so far managed to avoid the worst of hostile tone, so yay.

Also, I don't care what you say about it, crystals are pretty.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Think of a number 1-10, It's Seven! Thread
Post by: Leodanny on May 30, 2018, 10:33:04 am
Also, I don't care what you say about it, crystals are pretty.
Really depends.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Think of a number 1-10, It's Seven! Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on May 30, 2018, 10:35:02 am
Oh shit, better title ahoy.

Ah Land of the Lost joke. Much better.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Think of a number 1-10, It's Seven! Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on May 30, 2018, 10:47:28 am
Also, I don't care what you say about it, crystals are pretty.
Really depends.
Fine, most crystals. Gem and mineral shows are a grand time.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Leodanny on May 30, 2018, 10:52:59 am
Okay, I guess.
Crystals are the foot soldiers of a war between the government and heaven, aided by Sams and Deans.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Think of a number 1-10, It's Seven! Thread
Post by: Trekkin on May 30, 2018, 11:00:45 am
I would love to do proper experiments on this stuff

There's really nothing stopping you from doing so, you know, as long as there's no risk of harm to your volunteers and you don't need any special equipment or anything. Telepathy is nicely amenable to amateur experimentation that way; all you really need are sets of two test subjects who can't see or hear each other and a piece of data for them to transmit. You could probably do it over the Internet if you were so inclined, provided you randomly matched the participants.

Telepathy is tricky to run blind studies of, since of course the participants know what they're getting into, but it might be informative to run a fake test for psychic potential first, randomly sort people into "psychic"/not-psychic cohorts "based on the test results", and then not only test every combination of those cohorts but also every combination of which cohort the participants are told their counterpart falls into, all while their brains are scanned. In other words, do people think differently when they think they aren't psychic but their brain is being listened to by someone psychic? What if they think they're transmitting psychically to someone not psychic? It probably wouldn't prove anything about telepathy but it might say something about how we communicate.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: wierd on May 30, 2018, 11:57:11 am
Another fun one that would be good for amateur science would be psychohistory.

For those that dont know the term:

Basically, the idea is that objects held by people, or near intense psychic events can get an "Imprint" of either that person or that event become permanently attached to them, that psychically sensitive people can then read.

A simple double blind could be constructed with mundane objects without any attempt at an imprint, objects that a "psychic" has attempted to leave an imprint on (a specific thing that can be tested for, unique to that individual), objects that a non-psychic has attempted to leave an imprint on (another unique thing to that individual), and reader participants of both "psychic" and non-psychic bends.

The imprinters are kept separate from the readers.  You use random people (that are not in the know about what objects have had what done to them, or what the imprints are supposed to be) to present the objects to both the imprinters and the readers. You ask the readers to attempt to read the object, and then record what they perceive.

You then cross-check that against what the imprinters were told to imprint, and against the non-imprinted items.

Evaluate results.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: ChairmanPoo on May 30, 2018, 12:14:59 pm
Another fun one that would be good for amateur science would be psychohistory.

For those that dont know the term:

Basically, the idea is that objects held by people, or near intense psychic events can get an "Imprint" of either that person or that event become permanently attached to them, that psychically sensitive people can then read.

I thought psychohistory was a discipline which combines history, sociology, and mathematical statistics to make general predictions about the future behavior of very large groups of people(eg the population of the whole galaxy)

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/foundationseries/images/5/53/Hari-seldon.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111230204938)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: wierd on May 30, 2018, 12:20:29 pm
Shows how much I pay attention to hocus pocus. :P

It's actually psychometry.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychometry_(paranormal)

Still, the double-blind could test for it.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Trekkin on May 30, 2018, 12:54:30 pm
You could go a step back and simply generate sets of physically identical items with some sort of individual serial number, imprint some of them (or put them in places likely to be subject to "intense psychic events"), mix them with their unimprinted counterparts and see if the psychically sensitive are more likely to pick them out than the psychically insensitive.

If one were so inclined, one could even do it with machined quartz wafers for extra crystal woo.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on May 30, 2018, 03:20:26 pm
The real conspiracy isn't JFK, the moon landing, flat earth, nor 9/11.

The real conspiracy is why the hell don't they sell hot dogs with an equal amount of hot dog buns?
Buns come in packs of 8 or 12, but the hot dogs themselves come in packs of 10. This inevitably results in either a stray bun that goes stale or a hot dog left with no appropriate holder!

The Wiener Zaibatsu and the Bun Cartels have joined in an unholy alliance to keep society down I tells ya!
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on May 30, 2018, 03:27:52 pm
Well. This is unfortunate. You have found us out. We will have to laugh at your suggestion snidely and make 'they're crazy' gestures behind your back. Because that is legit the best defense of a conspiracy.

No Elimination Squad. No mind control. None of that. Just plain mean gossip is the most effective tool in our arsenal.

Ahem. *chuckles snidely, makes crazy gesture*
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Trekkin on May 30, 2018, 03:32:57 pm
The real conspiracy is why the hell don't they sell hot dogs with an equal amount of hot dog buns?
Buns come in packs of 8 or 12, but the hot dogs themselves come in packs of 10. This inevitably results in either a stray bun that goes stale or a hot dog left with no appropriate holder!

Well, jumbo hot dogs do generally come in packs of 8, but a 1-pound pack of standard 1.6 oz franks will naturally have 10, and people are used to buying meat by the pound. Buns, meanwhile, are most readily cooked in 1x4 trays, so you get either 2 or 3 trays, and thus 8 or 12 buns, in a pack.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Kagus on May 30, 2018, 03:40:47 pm
There's a secret... You see, some of us, a chosen few members invited into an ancient society...

We will occasionally double-dog.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on May 30, 2018, 03:46:01 pm
Urge. To. Make. Chinese restaurant. Racist. Joke. Rising.

We sell ten and eight packages of both dogs and buns at the store I work at IIRC so. Sometimes it's not that way.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Kagus on May 30, 2018, 04:12:44 pm
In Norway, the traditional accompaniment is actually a small, flexible flatbread made from potato flour. A potatortilla, if you will.

These come in extremely space-efficient packagings with any number of tater (why is that accepted by my spellchecker?) pancakes inside.


They still don't equal the number of hot dogs in hot dog packages though.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: dragdeler on May 30, 2018, 04:59:31 pm
-snip-
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Egan_BW on May 30, 2018, 07:16:33 pm
...If you've got packets of 8 hotdogs, packets of 12 hotdogs, and packets of 10 buns, you only need to buy one of each size of hotdog packet along with two packets of buns, and you'll have an even 20-20.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on May 30, 2018, 07:19:26 pm
...If you've got packets of 8 hotdogs, packets of 12 hotdogs, and packets of 10 buns, you only need to buy one of each size of hotdog packet along with two packets of buns, and you'll have an even 20-20.

Math and overconsumption, motherfuckers.

FTFY

New topic to consider. Cryptids.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Trekkin on May 30, 2018, 07:41:18 pm
Cryptids.

Cryptids are a fine excuse to go for a walk in the woods or spend a day fishing, and cryptid hunters are among my favorite alt-reality believers -- at least until they decide to trespass or litter.

It's a pity about the name, though. Cryptic species are an entirely sensible thing to study, although they're more normally organisms unrecognized as a distinct species rather than outright unknown, but we can't call that cryptobiology because that means looking for Bigfoot now.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on May 30, 2018, 07:47:50 pm
Finding Bigfoot had been on the air for 100 episodes. How did it last that long without ever finding Bigfoot?!?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: redwallzyl on May 30, 2018, 07:49:08 pm
Quite frankly the concept that there is some thing like Bigfoot that exists espicilly in america somehow totally undiscovered is laughably ridiculous.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Max™ on May 30, 2018, 08:11:01 pm
More to the point, I'm sure this has been said in this thread in various ways but brevity ftw:

Does your pet idea exist to explain something strange you observed, or something strange you want to observe?

Case in point: when I used to get high regularly I noticed the kittens would gravitate to me as though I were emitting some sort of cat attracting nonsense. This sensation was intensified because of the soothing buzz in the back of my head which made it feel like I was actually drawing cats towards me.

Is it more likely that I've actually got some amazing ability to call cats without taking any action while stoned...

or

Is it more likely that the kittens noticed I would kinda zone out and provide a warm calming thing to sit on which periodically stroked their fur?

One option requires a whole new set of explanations for additional phenomena, and only seems worthwhile if you want those additional phenomena to exist.


As for conspiracy theories, I'm from Dallas, we've all got some jfk bug in our brains, accordingly: there is a storm drain which had a clear view of people in the rightmost seats as they drove by. If I was going to take a shot at someone I'd want someone down there who could then crawl down the drain to a nearby ditch and escape.

Why is this not pointed out more? From older pictures it seems the drains were there well before the 60's, and when you stand on the spot where it happened the drain is right there in clear view!
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 30, 2018, 09:51:24 pm
the JFK thing is the #1 most popular conspiracy idea in the USA. Current polling is that 60%+ don't believe the official version. The peak was over 80%, which occurred in the late 1970s after the whole Church Committee hearings exposed a ton of dirty CIA and FBI stuff (all the MKUltra and Cointelpro stuff, among many other things).

Bigfoot? Telepathy? Flat Earth? seriously that's stuff's so boring to read about compared to provably real things such as MKUltra (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra) and COINTELPRO (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTELPRO).
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 30, 2018, 10:05:53 pm
The one ironic thing about Project MKUltra is that it was undertaken to invent mind-control drugs or machines, on the basis of the belief that the Soviets and Chinese had already done so, and had deployed the "technology" in North Korea. Which turned out to be just a baseless conspiracy theory itself. e.g. the real conspiracy was spurred on by the desire to replicate the "results" of the fake conspiracy.

In fact, the North Koreans etc just used old-fashioned persuasion techniques coupled with things like Stockholm Syndrome. The post-war 1950s however was rife with conspiracy beliefs such as UFOs, comic-book supervillains, and high-tech explanations/inventions for this-and-that however so it never occurred to them to look for more reasonable explanations of North Korean indoctrination than mind-control machines and super-drugs.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 30, 2018, 10:16:37 pm
That wasn't really the CIA's game at all.

You can blame prohibition and the successors to the Narcotics Control Board for the origin of the war on drugs, aided by some politicians, but not the CIA, which only came into existence after WWII. Even the FBI under J Edgar Hoover wasn't all that interested in policing drugs or organized crime: he was much more interested in rooting out which politicians were pinkos so he could manipulate them.

The "War on Drugs" was solely pushed by the Narcotics Control Board and it's successors, much more than any other government department. And there's a reason for that: pushing the war on drugs expanded the power of that one government agency relative to all else, so only they really gave a shit about it. J Edgar Hoover's FBI was about expanding their own power, so they focused on areas that weren't the territory of Narcotics, e.g. rooting out "lefties" was the main one.

The CIA's role is only damage control later on, and in fact their main role has been in preventing the other agencies from arresting "assets" who also deal in drugs. e.g. it's a myth that all government intelligence agencies work together on this stuff. In fact, there are constant turf wars, with them deliberately getting in each other's way to make their own agency more important.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 30, 2018, 10:31:19 pm
The question of that is then how much is innocent "inadvertent" drug-transporting and turning a blind eye to "friendly" groups ... and how much is plain old corruption on one hand, or an amoral means of funding operations on the other hand. e.g. comparable to the illegal arms-dealing they did in Iran-Contra.

e.g. I read somewhere about an admission that heroin was flown in US cargo planes by Air America during Vietnam, but the admission came with a proviso that no Americans knew what was in the canisters, only dirty Asians did. I forget who this particular statement came from however. But it kinda seems too preposterous to be accurate.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: bloop_bleep on May 30, 2018, 10:42:46 pm
the JFK thing is the #1 most popular conspiracy idea in the USA. Current polling is that 60%+ don't believe the official version.
I'm surprised there are people who still do. I'm not saying that the evil Zionist reptilian overlords teamed with mind-controlling aliens from outer space to implant a small bomb in JFK's head while he was sleeping; I'm not even supporting the "grassy knoll" theory. But do you seriously expect me to believe, that Lee Harvey Oswald assassinated JFK acting independently, and then was himself assassinated, just two days later, in the basement of police headquarters, by someone else who was also acting completely independently? This is a textbook case of a lynching! And it's quite obvious the authorities are involved in it as well!
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: MrRoboto75 on May 30, 2018, 10:59:35 pm
What if there was no shooter and JFK's head just naturally did that?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: wierd on May 30, 2018, 11:02:53 pm
None of those are what make me suspicious of the whole thing.

What does, is the sheer number of ricochets that the bullet had to perform in a very short period of time, while still remaining intact, and possessing lethal penetrating energy.

The "magic bullet" is an almost textbook example of a tortured explanation, created to satisfy a false premise. That bullet can only have carried a finite quantity of energy, it has a predictable sheer threshold, and hitting even a single major bone tends to fragment pretty much all projectiles fired from conventional weapons that ordinary people can buy.

The multiple shooters postulate better fits the geometry of the scene, and the vectors of penetration injuries of the president. It also better fits witness testimony of multiple gunshots.


Who shot JFK? Who the fuck knows. Perhaps Oswald DID shoot the president. The real question is WHO ELSE shot the president-- because that magic bullet stuff? Does not really work in reality. That bullet would have turned into little BB sized bits after it hit the major bones in his body. At the 'best', it would have deformed significantly, and been greatly slowed by subsequent passage through soft tissues, and would have lost ballistic stability once it left the body, and lost quality penetration capability for the other bevy of injuries on the president and Mr Connally.


Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 31, 2018, 12:13:10 am
The Robert Kennedy one is also weird as hell.

The doco I saw a while ago (on mainstream TV in Australia, not a web doco) said Sirhan Sirhan claims to have no memory of it, and to actually be a supporter of the Kennedys, the gun he used vanished from police evidence before they could do forensics on it, and the doctor who looked at Sirhan Sirhan said he'd never seen anyone so easy to hypnotize in all his life. Plus, the doco mentions that the coroner's report says death by point-blank gunshot wound to back of the skull, while all witnesses say Sirhan was three foot in front of him waving the gun around.

I don't know who or what, but it's all too weird especially for another political brother to be killed in a weird way, which also has inconsistent information about the gun used in the shooting.

Personally, I pin the most likely suspect, if there was a conspiracy, as being Cord Meyer (a CIA guy) for a few reasons. First, Cord Meyer was one of the people shitbagged over Bay of Pigs and hated JFK for that. Second, JFK was banging his ex-wife, and he also hated JFK for that reason. Third, that ex-wife was outspoken about the JFK killing, and was killed herself by an unknown gunman about 1 year after JFK died. Fourth, E Howard Hunt (the convicted Watergate criminal) pinned it on him, according to two of Hunt's sons. Fifth, Nixon is on tape saying he didn't want Hunt around because "he knows too much about the whole Bay of Pigs thing". Which, if Nixon actually knew about it, would make sense and they might be using "the whole Bay of Pigs thing" as an allusion to the Kennedy assassinations, if that was in fact coordinated by CIA agents pissed about taking the blame as scapegoats for the Bay of Pigs failure. And finally, the context for Nixon being mortally scared of having hunt around because he "knows too much" about The Bay of Pigs "thing" seems hard to explain. What "thing" did he know? ... and how would it implicate Nixon? If Hunt's sons are telling the truth and their father really did a deathbed confession about JFK then that would be a sensible explanation.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 31, 2018, 12:35:41 am
Well if the KGB said it, it must be true. I'm sure if we found things in the KGB archive that we didn't agree with, we'd just say that those are misinformation planted there.

Also, the fact that KGB was spreading their own rumors doesn't mean that people are innocent. e.g. the choice to pin it on E Howard Hunt would be because of Watergate, and that he was already one of the most likely people. He doesn't become less likely because of the later KGB meddling.
 
Also the facts I wrote about Cord Meyer, they're all matters of public knowledge. The other thing I mentioned was the Nixon tapes, another public-record thing, and what the Hunt son's said. But even if Hunt's sons were lying that doesn't change what I wrote about Cord Meyer.

And "the media wasn't convinced" Hunt's sons were credible isn't really direct evidence that the two Hunt sons were liars. googling "e howard hunts sons jfk" I find that most of the articles from mainstream sources are open to the possibility.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/recycled/2007/01/e_howard_hunts_final_confession.html
e.g. Slate interviewed him here before his death, and when asked about CIA involvement in JFK's death he refuses to answer with a "no comment" reply then is reported to look away looking nervous. This in fact seems to back up his sons viewpoint, but I guess the Slate interviewer could have just fabricated that too.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 31, 2018, 01:09:12 am
It's a "well they would say that" moment however. e.g. if the rest of the family don't want the family name dragged through this and to "let skeletons lie" they could hand-wave it away as ramblings. There are definite problems when the people critiquing the claims aren't independent assessors, but have some personal vested interest in the matter. So if we're dismissing the brothers on account of them possibly gaining money from it, then the rest of the family also have personal motives for their own position. Which just comes even.

Personally, I'm not fully convinced that the son's "coaching" can explain away how he refused to just say no to the CIA / JFK link when interviewed by Slate in 2004. the choices are that his two sons are evil talented mind-controllers vs the choice that the rest of the family follow their mother who just wants it buried and forgotten. e.g. I find it far less likely that Hunt's two sons just happen to be JFK conspiracy nuts who want to pin it on their own Dad for pure lulz, than the idea that the mother doesn't want it coming out and the rest of the family listen to her instead of "senile" Dad.

However, the whole Nixon "bay of pigs" thing seems weird:

http://www.thehistoryreader.com/contemporary-history/nixons-bay-pigs-secrets/

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first, Nixon had to tutor Haldeman on just how to make the threat to Helms. During a June 23 rehearsal of Haldeman for the critical meeting with Helms later that day, the president carefully instructed his No. 1 aide on what to tell the CIA chief: “Hunt knows too damned much . . . If this gets out that this is all involved . . . it would make the CIA look bad, it’s going to make Hunt look bad, and it’s likely to blow the whole Bay of Pigs thing

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At his meeting with Helms, when Nixon’s emissary brought up the Bay of Pigs, according to Haldeman, the CIA chief gripped the arms of his chair, leaned forward and shouted: “The Bay of Pigs has nothing to do with this! I have no concern about the Bay of Pigs.” Haldeman said he was “absolutely shocked by Helms’s violent reaction” when he delivered Nixon’s message. Helms “yelled like a scalded cat,” said Nixon aide John Ehrlichman when Haldeman mentioned the Watergate trail might lead to “the Bay of Pigs.” Ehrlichman sat in on the meeting.

The context is that Haldeman was briefed by Nixon to tell CIA Director Helms that if he didn't cooperate on silencing Watergate, then Hunt was a loose cannon who could blow open the whole "bay of pigs" thing, whatever that meant, and Haldeman was shocked when Helms basically had a heart attack right on the spot on hearing this. Helms started screaming and clutching at his chair. Basically whatever Hunt knew was damaging enough to send the head of the CIA into paroxysms, and it was obviously something Nixon and Helms both understood, but Haldeman did not.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Reelya on May 31, 2018, 01:32:58 am
However, the link actually comes from Bob Haldeman himself, who was there:

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/893526.The_Ends_of_Power

e.g. maybe the link is spurious, but Bob Haldeman, Republican operative, who was a Nixon aide made the claim that "Bay of Pigs" was a codeword for the JFK assassination with a certain sect of people, and that he eventually put 2 and 2 together and worked out what they were talking about.

e.g. now we have to say that Hunt was merely coached on his deathbed, and that Haldeman also got the complete wrong end of the stick with that and similar exchanges he mentions in his book, which linked Hunt to "bay of pigs" and which Haldeman eventually inferred actually referred to the assassination.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: ChairmanPoo on May 31, 2018, 02:05:38 am
What if there was no shooter and JFK's head just naturally did that?
This is my new favorite conspiracy theory
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 31, 2018, 02:11:02 am
It's how the Kennedy strain propagates.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: ChairmanPoo on May 31, 2018, 02:13:58 am
It's how the Kennedy strain propagates.
Thats why they covered it up. Lee H Oswald was a useful fool.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: wierd on May 31, 2018, 02:18:15 am
It's how the Kennedy strain propagates.

No, does not fit the facts behind poor miss Kennedy's lobotomy.  (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemary_Kennedy)

(Unless of course, you think the late patron of the family intended the lobotomy to prevent Rosmary's head from spontaneously exploding, and thus this was how he intended for it to prevent unwanted progeny from interfering with his political dynasty.)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: ChairmanPoo on May 31, 2018, 02:19:33 am
It's how the Kennedy strain propagates.

No, does not fit the facts behind poor miss Kennedy's lobotomy.  (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemary_Kennedy)

(Unless of course, you think the late patron of the family intended the lobotomy to prevent Rosmary's head from spontaneously exploding, and thus this was how he intended for it to prevent unwanted progeny from interfering with his political dynasty.)
I think it's kind of obvious the surgery was aimed at preventing an explosion.



It was only partially successful

Also if you look at the autopsy photos it DOES SEEM that the explosion went from inside outwards
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Kennedy Got Capped Thread
Post by: Egan_BW on May 31, 2018, 10:33:33 am
gross
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The "Do not touch the Crys-tals, Marshall!" Thread
Post by: MrRoboto75 on May 31, 2018, 02:17:07 pm
It's how the Kennedy strain propagates.

The reproduction habits of lizard people is poorly understood at best.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Kennedy Got Capped Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on May 31, 2018, 03:28:25 pm
It’s obvious. Lizard people lay their eggs in the Bohemian Grove
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Kennedy Got Capped Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on June 01, 2018, 12:12:31 pm
New topic: QAnon and our savior Trump. Cracked has an article making fun of it if you're unaware of the particulars.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Kennedy Got Capped Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 01, 2018, 12:21:36 pm
New topic: QAnon and our savior Trump. Cracked has an article making fun of it if you're unaware of the particulars.

Here's my theory: QAnon is Eric Trump. It would explain both his alleged closeness to the Trump campaign and his persistent inability to get anything right.
EDIT: should probably explicitly /s this.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Kennedy Got Capped Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 01, 2018, 12:51:17 pm
They should remake Metal Wolf Chaos but about Trump.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Kennedy Got Capped Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on June 01, 2018, 02:28:50 pm
QAnon is a LARP that's gotten out of hand. A LARP propagated by a time traveling Barron Trump.
He did the same thing back in 2000, under the guise of John Titor

El.
PSY.
KONGROO.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Think of a number 1-10, It's Seven! Thread
Post by: x2yzh9 on June 02, 2018, 12:46:14 am
I would love to do proper experiments on this stuff

There's really nothing stopping you from doing so, you know, as long as there's no risk of harm to your volunteers and you don't need any special equipment or anything.
I just want to say something, and that's that while I will extensively debate this topic and delve further, I should note that I am a christian by faith so that has some bias to do with me;but that nothing involving 'telepathy' can be studied in a controlled setting like a scientific experiment without inherent risk to human life and psychological torment(likely resulting in a failed or experiment-gone-wrong, and PTSD for every one of the participants, if you wanted to be technical) based on the theory I inherently propose-not our conditional and age-old understanding of the phenomena. Sorry for not responding sooner, I have been busy.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Kennedy Got Capped Thread
Post by: wierd on June 02, 2018, 12:52:25 am
Telepathy does not require "negative stimulus" to test.

Take for instance, the psychometry experiment I laid out.  You just need a few psychic volunteers (20 would be good. try to get a good spread on gender, race, income, etc.), and a few more non-psychic volunteers (20 again would be good), then a few volunteers to help perform the experiment so that you can properly double-blind. (maybe 6 or so.)

The "imprints" could be warm fuzzy things, like bright sunny days surrounded by wildflowers, puppies, kittens, etc. It does not need to be traumatic, though I suppose a properly controlled followup, should you actually get a signal, would test if negative images/imprints are stronger than positive ones.

This is something a typical hobby scientist could do with a university student population as the sample source.

Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Kennedy Got Capped Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 02, 2018, 01:00:18 am
Yeah, I'm honestly curious what you think the risk is here, x2yzh9. The archetypal telepathy/mindreading/remote viewing/ESP/clairvoyance experiment is to pair people off then have one of each pair look at randomly drawn Zener cards while their counterpart tries to determine which one they're seeing. It's like a more boring version of Go Fish, and easy enough that kids can and do run it for elementary school science fair projects. To the best of my knowledge nobody's ever gotten post-traumatic stress disorder from it, and if telepaths were at such a risk of negative side effects wouldn't they show up with noticeable frequency in the general population? If "three blue squiggles" can cause problems, one might expect the Monday at the office to be lethal.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Kennedy Got Capped Thread
Post by: x2yzh9 on June 02, 2018, 01:05:47 am
Telepathy does not require "negative stimulus" to test.

Take for instance, the psychometry experiment I laid out.  You just need a few psychic volunteers (20 would be good. try to get a good spread on gender, race, income, etc.), and a few more non-psychic volunteers (20 again would be good), then a few volunteers to help perform the experiment so that you can properly double-blind. (maybe 6 or so.)

The "imprints" could be warm fuzzy things, like bright sunny days surrounded by wildflowers, puppies, kittens, etc. It does not need to be traumatic, though I suppose a properly controlled followup, should you actually get a signal, would test if negative images/imprints are stronger than positive ones.

This is something a typical hobby scientist could do with a university student population as the sample source.
yes, but this fails to take into account basic human greed and satisfaction and selfishness;thus is my point. If we could all pause for a second, what is our first thoughts upon entering this world? It is that of hunger, of abandonment, and of seeking comfort. This is simple elementary psychology-and for a while, let's also consider that it does /not/ need to be traumatic. This goal can be attained, and is a very noble approach which I applaud.

However, let's remember history. For all of mankind's time, no less. What would our first mistake be? To take the first step into a rabbit hole of psychology which is going to be Freudian at first, and after the end of the experiment the psychology of the participants will be irreversibly changed, and so basically you're forcing people to either turn to one side of the other of elementary psychology, good or bad, by the inherent approach we have at this point in time in society itself, not saying humans can't be brought together that are innately good; that's just not true- altruism is a good pursuit, however.
Yeah, I'm honestly curious what you think the risk is here, x2yzh9. The archetypal telepathy/mindreading/remote viewing/ESP/clairvoyance experiment is to pair people off then have one of each pair look at randomly drawn Zener cards while their counterpart tries to determine which one they're seeing. It's like a more boring version of Go Fish, and easy enough that kids can and do run it for elementary school science fair projects. To the best of my knowledge nobody's ever gotten post-traumatic stress disorder from it, and if telepaths were at such a risk of negative side effects wouldn't they show up with noticeable frequency in the general population? If "three blue squiggles" can cause problems, one might expect the Monday at the office to be lethal.
Well, as I explained above I hope this helps. To further explain;artificially engineering this skill or ability(which is part of the thesis I hypothesize) would be immoral, as anyone that naturally develops a affinity for this type of stuff would have problems along the way, I think-imagine it as a form of adolescent puberty, but possible to happen at any point in life. Motor neurons would have to be rewired over time naturally or through engineered means through a society, and not just that, the whole science of the entire brain itself. It would change things at an atomic level-hence my 'playing god' allegation and that engineered telepathy would be like what we did in the 1950's with the manhattan project. And would likely result in similar things, if we had no need to develop a telepathic ability then we would not likely see bad results come from it, is what I posit. If we had developed nuclear science through a natural historical project, trekkin, do you think we would have ever developed the subsequent weapons to harness these nuclear sciences, or at the least, ever used them, as our history says we have done at least twice with devastating(naturally apparent) results even in today's society?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Kennedy Got Capped Thread
Post by: wierd on June 02, 2018, 01:40:49 am
Possible ethical concerns, (such as giving thought to the idea that it could "Flip a switch" on a volunteer and suddenly the poor sod cant stop experiencing imprints on random items he comes into contact with) is why you pick candidates that are:

1) volunteers
2) Self-identify as a target group
3) Ask them to sign the appropriate waver for the experiment

No experiment is completely without risk to the participants. (there is always the risk of a freak occurrence.) The goal is to make it as close to without risk as is possible.  In this case, many prior experiments have returned a null result.  Assuming all the prior experiments were properly constructed, the feature being tested will be just as null-- meaning the risk to the participants is as close to zero as you can possibly get. I admit that this is biased of the experimenter to assert; They need to be willing to accept a positive result-- but the reality is that all properly conducted testing prior has returned a null result. It is quite likely that the result will likewise be null from this experiment's data.

Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Kennedy Got Capped Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 02, 2018, 01:52:47 am
As a corollary to that, if the procedure you described upthread were really that likely to lead to psychic nuclear weapons, it's fair to ask why they have not been developed long ago. You posited that someone may become telepathic by convincing themselves that it is possible, having someone else's method of doing mathematics described to them, and then attempting to read that person's mind -- and that within "a few years" nearly everyone would be able to do so. Yet, over the course of literal millennia of education in mathematics, not a single pupil out of millions (most of them admittedly more recent) has ever desperately tried to read their classmate's mind or their instructor's mind in the midst of an exam and spontaneously developed the ability to manifest psychic nuclear weapons*. I guarantee you many have tried telepathy out of desperation, along with fervent prayer and random guessing. We have had access to literally everything you claim we need and a desire to read minds (or explode them) for many generations, and yet it has never happened.

So what is it about controlled experimentation that makes it more likely to lead to catastrophe than the method you posited?

*EDIT: Or if they have, they have never once used them.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Kennedy Got Capped Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on June 02, 2018, 01:55:15 am
x2yzh9, you're trying to show that any effect - any whatsoever - exists, against all everyday and scientific evidence to the contrary.
It's not testing a bomb to see if it can go off. It's testing a stick to see if can have just one end.
The only thing at risk here is your pet 'theory' getting demolished. Be honest with yourself and recognize that you just don't want to prove yourself wrong, instead of inventing horrible consequences of following through with it.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Kennedy Got Capped Thread
Post by: Kagus on June 02, 2018, 04:32:33 am
It's not testing a bomb to see if it can go off. It's testing a stick to see if it can have just one end.

In the stone age, before advancements in glassblowing and the invention of the Klein bottle, there was only the Klein stick.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Kennedy Got Capped Thread
Post by: Mech#4 on June 02, 2018, 04:35:26 am
It's not testing a bomb to see if it can go off. It's testing a stick to see if it can have just one end.

In the stone age, before advancements in glassblowing and the invention of the Klein bottle, there was only the Klein stick.

Irrelevent but it reminds me that in the book "Belgarath the Sorcerer" one of the characters, Beldin, gives children he has to mind a one ended stick to keep them amused.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Kennedy Got Capped Thread
Post by: x2yzh9 on June 02, 2018, 05:14:24 am
It's not testing a bomb to see if it can go off. It's testing a stick to see if it can have just one end.

In the stone age, before advancements in glassblowing and the invention of the Klein bottle, there was only the Klein stick.

Irrelevent but it reminds me that in the book "Belgarath the Sorcerer" one of the characters, Beldin, gives children he has to mind a one ended stick to keep them amused.
Reminds me of the book 1984, where everyone listens to 'big brother', and '2+2=fish', Thus the comparison to the one ended stick. They are kept amused by the psychological state, and the propoganda it propogates in the book..And the protagonist, if I remember it correctly, goes through his past where he went down the rabbit hole, thus he tested the stick?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Kennedy Got Capped Thread
Post by: wierd on June 02, 2018, 05:19:08 am
In my mind, a "one ended stick" would look like a doughnut on the end of a stick.

O---

Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Kennedy Got Capped Thread
Post by: redwallzyl on June 02, 2018, 08:16:51 am
It's not testing a bomb to see if it can go off. It's testing a stick to see if it can have just one end.

In the stone age, before advancements in glassblowing and the invention of the Klein bottle, there was only the Klein stick.

Irrelevent but it reminds me that in the book "Belgarath the Sorcerer" one of the characters, Beldin, gives children he has to mind a one ended stick to keep them amused.
I loved that book. It was as I recall a really knotted stick. Sort of like having a massive tangle of strong and trying to find the ends when there is only one.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on June 02, 2018, 08:26:35 am
Like a Mobius stick. But end rather than side.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Kennedy Got Capped Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on June 02, 2018, 09:47:07 am
Reminds me of the book 1984, where everyone listens to 'big brother', and '2+2=fish', Thus the comparison to the one ended stick. They are kept amused by the psychological state, and the propoganda it propogates in the book..And the protagonist, if I remember it correctly, goes through his past where he went down the rabbit hole, thus he tested the stick?
This would be even quite funny if you were bragging about your sexual prowess. How you can make all fiftyllion Kardashians come instantly. But you shan't, because it would be immoral to risk them exploding.
While anyone ridiculing your claims' dodgy relationship with reality is an agent of an imaginary totalitarian oppressive regime playing mind-tricks to stifle the upcoming sexual revolution.

You know what, I'm going to read every further post of yours like it's just that.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: ChairmanPoo on June 02, 2018, 11:07:23 am
X2yzh9 may be deranged, but I think you're reading too much in that last post.  I daresay he had switched topics from his amateur telepathy experiments already, and he was truly just thinking about 1984
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 03, 2018, 01:40:13 am
X2yzh9 may be deranged, but I think you're reading too much in that last post.  I daresay he had switched topics from his amateur telepathy experiments already, and he was truly just thinking about 1984
Let us not refer to people as deranged. This impolite, sir.

That said, I agree that psychology experimental methodology would work best. Such methodology is derived from consent usually.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 03, 2018, 02:04:15 am
Well, I tried x2yzh9's method with a friend over lunch. It didn't work in the slightest, but I did record the results to verify that statistically.

If we sprout one-ended psychic nuclear eyearms, I guess I have only my minimal experimental rigor to blame.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 03, 2018, 03:31:32 am
Well, I tried x2yzh9's method with a friend over lunch. It didn't work in the slightest, but I did record the results to verify that statistically.

If we sprout one-ended psychic nuclear eyearms, I guess I have only my minimal experimental rigor to blame.
If you sprout one-ended psychic nuclear eyearms, you have done a wonderful thing.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on June 03, 2018, 01:08:32 pm
New topic to consider: my personal conspiracy theory. Stuff like yanny/laurel and that Goddamn dress are gov't experiments intended to quantify people based on their perception of reality.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on June 03, 2018, 01:14:38 pm
Conspiracy theories are produced and disseminated to teach people to be dismissive about all such ideas - in order to hide the one true conspiracy in plain sight.
It could be anything. Any single CT could be the real deal. Even this one.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 03, 2018, 01:18:03 pm
-snip-
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 03, 2018, 01:19:53 pm
To anybody who fiddled with electronic music, that yanni/laurel thing was a pure non-topic, more banal than that and you'd be telling me people have different tastes.

The yanni/laurel thing turned out to be due to differences in pitch sensitivity. If you go find pitch-altered versions anyone can hear either one. However anyone who heard Yanny is just wrong. Wrongity-wrong-wrong-wrong. The original recording was clearly Laurel, and "Yanny" was just some unfortunate distortion effect. Put there by the space lizard illuminati to destroy the internet.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 03, 2018, 02:09:35 pm
-snip-
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: MrRoboto75 on June 03, 2018, 02:30:05 pm
Is the single end of the one-ended stick considered "the short end of the stick"?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 03, 2018, 02:35:53 pm
-snip-
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 03, 2018, 03:34:34 pm
What makes a ball not a stick?

The tireless efforts of reptilian topologists. Earth would be a stick if not for our lizard overlords.

EDIT: Aliens built the seven bridges of Königsberg.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: MrRoboto75 on June 03, 2018, 03:57:43 pm
What makes a ball not a stick?

Am I a stick?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 04, 2018, 01:02:46 am
Conspiracy theories are produced and disseminated to teach people to be dismissive about all such ideas

You know, that might not be too far from the truth; I suspect our archetypal "isolated intellectual" is initially attracted to CTs explicitly in order to dismiss them in order to create opportunities to demonstrate their knowledge. Consider how much the standard Internet expert enjoys "proving" (read: loudly calling) other people wrong in order to feel as much smarter than the general public as they do the people they interact with locally (and whose utter intellectual inferiority has long been a settled matter in their minds) in light of how rarely easy opportunities to employ surface-level knowledge of scattered esoterica to indulge their crippling inferiority complex come up in normal conversation. Popular conspiracy theories, in contrast to actual historical or scientific uncertainty and consequent disagreement, are easily proven not only wrong but laughably wrong without needing to do any real work -- and what is more, they evolve in the telling to be more popular and interesting and worth talking about. They are, in short, a steady source of apparent idiots ripe for correction, and so they attract people who are all convinced they are uniquely right/smart en masse. The hops from "person X's refutation of theory Y contains errors" to "theory Y has never been successfully refuted" to "everyone but me is either fooled by theory Y or wrong to think it's wrong" are not large.

EDIT: And, of course, once they believe one, they're already in close contact with many others, so the crank magnetism begins.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 04, 2018, 09:07:44 am
I just came across a new one to me

https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/mvx7v8/the-berensteain-bears-conspiracy-theory-that-has-convinced-the-internet-there-are-parallel-universes

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The Berenst(E)ain Bears Conspiracy Theory That Has Convinced the Internet There Are Parallel Universes

You remember the Berenstein Bears, right? Now, what if we told you they never existed?

Yeah, because it was spelt Berenstain, which is a less familiar spelling, so lots of people confuse the spelling. I thought it was Berenstein, and we had one of the books as a kid, though it wasn't a big part of my childhood. The explanation of why this is so common is most probably because of a combination of the repetition of the e's in the name, coupled with the limited reading comprehension of children who were exposed to the books (it's a long name for a small child), along with the common "stein" ending for names. It's not helped, because apparently the name itself is misspelled on some of the old VHS tape labels - one example has "b-stain" on the front and "b-stein" on the top, which shows a common cultural confusion over the spelling.

However, rather than contemplate the theory that their memory is a tiny bit off, or they just never paid that much attention in the first place, people have posited that they've actually been teleported into an alternate dimension in which the only change is the spelling of a 1960s children's book franchise.

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Although the words were written in jest, the writer—the false prophet—blows the whole Berenstain Bears theory open and relates it to the Butterfly Effect.

"At some point between the years 1986 and 2011, someone traveled back in time and inadvertently altered the timeline of human history so that the Berenstein Bears somehow became the Berenstain Bears," he wrote. "This is why everyone remembers the name incorrectly; it was Berenstein when we were kids, but at some point when we weren't paying attention, someone went back in time and rippled our life experience ever so slightly."

Little did he know how important that notion would come to be in the movement.

The next appearance of the theory came in the form of a 2012 post on the blog The Wood Between Worlds by a user named Reese, called "The Berenstain Bears: We Are Living in Our Own Parallel Universe." These 1,600 words would prove to be the main literature of this modern movement. It is simply the Berensteinites' New Testament, their Vedas.

In it, the blog's author makes a "modest proposal," one that implies that all of us are "living in our own parallel universe." He propagates that there are at least two universes; the "stEien" universe and the "stAin" universe. The author attempts to prove the theory as true, and breaks down into mathematical and scientific terms.

The broader theory comes under the general heading "The Mandela Effect" which is a real psychological effect (a thing that many people misremember in the same way), but the conspiracy theory is that this represents slippage between parallel dimensions, or memories leaking between dimensions, or something more sinister such as a cabal of time-travellers going back in time to manipulate history, and leaving clues behind like changing quotes in popular movies.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on June 04, 2018, 09:36:03 am
For a while there I had the 'Mandela effect' confused with 'Mpemba effect', and couldn't quite get what does freezing water have to do with parallel universes.

If I'm getting this right, if many more people started misremembering the name like I did, it would be a case of the Mandela effect? And if they couldn't find any 'Mandela effect' relating to the speed of water freezing, some of them would attribute it to the Berenste/ain bears effect?

Mandelaception.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: ChairmanPoo on June 04, 2018, 09:55:12 am
Lets say that indeed, Mandela died in prison but afterwards Yuri Gagarin (whose death, as everybody knows, was obviously a fake news coverup to conceal the Soviet Union's time travel program) changed history so that he lives ..

How the fuck would you remember? What makes you special?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 04, 2018, 10:18:49 am
Yeah, and you'd think that it would run deeper than that. e.g. people misremember the TV coverage of Mandela's release as being his funeral, so someone must have manipulated time so that he was released instead of died. However, what are the odds that there would be similar TV coverage of what would in fact have been very different events?

Or with the Stein/Stainverse difference, why not a universe where the books were merely never published, instead of some universe where people went back and changed the writer's name's spelling without changing anything else about their life? Sure, if everyone swears they remember Berenstein Bears existing then you google it and get "people think this existed, but it never did and you can't even get the books for that reason" then you'd have grounds for the time-manipulation belief.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on June 04, 2018, 10:29:11 am
In a similar note, a bunch of people were convinced that there was a 90s movie about a genie that starred the comedian Sinbad called "Shazaam"

No such movie exists.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 04, 2018, 10:34:25 am
The time-traveling lizard illuminati went back in time and reshot the movie as "Kazaam" starring someone else, the sneaky devils.

I'm a little disappointed here that there's an explanation for those Shazaam memories. We're still looking for the smoking gun of something that couldn't have existed, in at least a fuzzily-remembered form.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: MrRoboto75 on June 04, 2018, 10:44:07 am
What makes a ball not a stick?

Am I a stick?

No.

You're an orientable manifold, but not a normally classified one.
Are you calling me fat?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Kagus on June 04, 2018, 10:50:08 am
Gyrobifastigium. That's all I have to say on the matter.

The time-traveling lizard illuminati went back in time and reshot the movie as "Kazaam" starring someone else, the sneaky devils.

I'm a little disappointed here that there's an explanation for those Shazaam memories. We're still looking for the smoking gun of something that couldn't have existed, in at least a fuzzily-remembered form.

You mean like Candle Cove?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 04, 2018, 10:57:50 am
Maybe. I'm still not fully convinced that HR Pufnstuf actually exists. I never saw it, and it just seems unlikely. People are clearly misremembering 1970s McDonalds adverts as a show.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on June 04, 2018, 11:07:40 am
reshot the movie as "Kazaam" starring someone else, the sneaky devils.

That someone else is Shaq, and he was a rapping genie that came out of a boombox
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 04, 2018, 11:11:26 am
That's the thing. Misremembering it as a comedian called Sinbad who played a genie is more sensible than to remember that a basketball-player was a rapping genie that came out of a boombox. There are some things your brain is just hard-wired to erase. These people's brains obviously blocked out the incomprehensible thing and filled the space with something more normal-sounding.

It's actually very similar to what happens to characters in HP Lovecraft stories and Call of Chthulu.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: USEC_OFFICER on June 04, 2018, 01:11:32 pm
So what you're saying is that Shaq on par with Cthulhu?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Egan_BW on June 04, 2018, 01:53:47 pm
It's kinda hilarious how people end up thinking that alternate universe shenanigans are more likely than... memories sometimes being inaccurate.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 04, 2018, 02:17:51 pm
-snip-
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 04, 2018, 02:28:14 pm
It's kinda hilarious how people end up thinking that alternate universe shenanigans are more likely than... memories sometimes being inaccurate.

Well, the one involves the theorist being less than mentally perfect, the other everyone else being on some level wrong. Which do you think the average conspiracy theorist would rather believe?

And, further, the alternate universe explanation is a perfect last-ditch escape hatch. Maybe the theorist really did come from a world with reptilians space Illuminati mimes or something; certainly no one in this universe could gainsay him.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 04, 2018, 02:38:21 pm
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Post by: dragdeler on June 04, 2018, 02:50:06 pm
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Post by: ChairmanPoo on June 04, 2018, 03:43:20 pm
I dont really understand the last post
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on June 04, 2018, 03:50:19 pm
Just be on the lookout for any breaking news involving package bombs
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on June 04, 2018, 06:36:07 pm
I left for one fucking day and you guys turned dragdeler into the next Unabomber. Dafuq.

More seriously, I think we're making some interesting psychological observations about CTs and their believers, because we are smart and flawless and know much better than everyone else.

(I said more seriously, not completely serious)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: x2yzh9 on June 04, 2018, 10:19:22 pm
Anyone ever read Max Tegmark's Four levels? It's a taxonomy, under the multiverse theory, an attempted one, at least.
Occam's Razor also comes to mind.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 04, 2018, 10:29:45 pm
Anyone ever read Max Tegmark's Four levels? It's a taxonomy, under the multiverse theory, an attempted one, at least.
Occam's Razor also comes to mind.

Occam's Razor would suggest that, as a whole other universe in heretofore undetectable communication with ours requires more assumptions than the provable fallibility of recollection,the latter is more likely a priori. Similarly, Newton's Flaming Laser Sword would suggest that as the existence of hypothetical other universes we cannot detect is inherently unfalsifiable via experiment, there's no point debating it.

Not that pointlessness ever stopped philosophers, of course.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Egan_BW on June 04, 2018, 10:42:57 pm
Life is pointless, so the exercise of philosophy must necessarily tolerate pointlessness~
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: wierd on June 04, 2018, 11:20:44 pm
Anyone ever read Max Tegmark's Four levels? It's a taxonomy, under the multiverse theory, an attempted one, at least.
Occam's Razor also comes to mind.

Occam's Razor would suggest that, as a whole other universe in heretofore undetectable communication with ours requires more assumptions than the provable fallibility of recollection,the latter is more likely a priori. Similarly, Newton's Flaming Laser Sword would suggest that as the existence of hypothetical other universes we cannot detect is inherently unfalsifiable via experiment, there's no point debating it.

Not that pointlessness ever stopped philosophers, of course.

I may be misremembering, but I recall reading something to the effect that there was some very small, limited data from the particle physics world that there might be parallel universes.

However, I agree with the laser-sword assertion. Without some sane experiment, you are just discussing how many angels can dance on a pinhead.  If any evidence exists, it is indirect (and thus could be misinterpretation, rather than de-facto evidence).  To my knowledge, it is still not possible to directly test for the existence of a parallel universe, and consequently, to interact with one. (making the whole exercise moot.) If a means to directly test for such a thing existed, it would be headline news.




Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 04, 2018, 11:58:05 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: x2yzh9 on June 05, 2018, 10:31:45 am
Well, my job here as far as telepathy is concerned is pretty much done. All I ever wanted was to bring us to the conclusion that it cannot be disproven nor proven, instead of the couriered academic stance that a soul that even brings up telepathy is ill, or insane.
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Post by: dragdeler on June 05, 2018, 10:40:43 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 05, 2018, 10:51:51 am
Well, my job here as far as telepathy is concerned is pretty much done. All I ever wanted was to bring us to the conclusion that it cannot be disproven nor proven, instead of the couriered academic stance that a soul that even brings up telepathy is ill, or insane.

I'm sorry, but no. Telepathy can be and has been disproved insofar as it's possible to prove anything doesn't work in science (which is almost but not quite absolute): no one has, after literally decades of effort, produced a single indication that it's possible that has stood up to basic scientific scrutiny. There is no credible, falsifiable proposal of the mechanism by which it might operate that has not been thoroughly falsified, and almost as little reason to suppose that our understanding of the physical laws that make it impossible is sufficiently flawed to say it might be possible under the conditions in which it must happen in order for us to observe it or you to do it.

So, in other words, not only is there no (credible, reproducible) evidence it has ever happened despite much experimentation, there is no (scientific) reason to think it could ever happen and strong reasons to think it cannot. Science doesn't get much closer to disproof than that. We can't disprove that you can fly, either, but I wouldn't advise leaping out a window to find out.

The "couriered" academic stance is that telepathy does not and cannot happen. It makes no claims about the sanity or health of its proponents, only their incorrectness.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 05, 2018, 11:25:53 am
Well, my job here as far as telepathy is concerned is pretty much done. All I ever wanted was to bring us to the conclusion that it cannot be disproven nor proven, instead of the couriered academic stance that a soul that even brings up telepathy is ill, or insane.

That's not even true. Telepathy was given plenty of chances in academia. In the 20th century, plenty of weird true science was postulated and proven true, such as quantum mechanics. Plenty of weird false things were tried and proven false, too. There was no prior bias towards the things that turned out to be true in the end. Nobody pre-decided on quantum mechanics being true, nor was in "expected" and therefore just accepted. e.g. radio waves - these completely fly in the face of pre-existing beliefs. Nobody expected them to be there, and people who postulated magical invisible waves that come from rocks were no more insane than people who brought up telepathy (magical invisible waves that come from brains).

Bringing up paraphysics isn't "wrong" or "insane" as an act, it's just been disproven time and time again through the process of experimentation, so when another person ignorant of the previous science brings it up again, people go "here we go again" in a way we'd do exactly the same as if you reinvented Phlogiston Theory or the Plum Pudding model of the atom, or any of countless other theories which were perfectly sane to hypothesize but have been outmoded by other theories.

Sure, the Plum Pudding model of the atom was perfectly reasonable in the late 19th century, but to bring it up now would be pretty ridiculous, because you'd have to ignore a centuries worth of disproving evidence.

Likewise, hypothetical telepathy was perfectly reasonable to bring up at one point, but to focus on that now requires one to ignore all the studies showing it doesn't work. Psychic abilities always fail when tested in controlled conditions.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on June 06, 2018, 07:15:14 am
No wonder why I never see the news headline 'Psychic wins lottery'
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: exdeath on June 06, 2018, 07:36:27 am
No wonder why I never see the news headline 'Psychic wins lottery'
Even if psychic was a true thing, butterfly effect would make stuff change and other numbers be selected, this because it problably doenst require too much to change what numbers will be selected.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: scourge728 on June 06, 2018, 08:30:32 am
I always assumed they have a computer doing it nowadays
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on June 06, 2018, 08:57:13 am
I always assumed they have a computer doing it nowadays

Does that mean its time to pivot the conversation to the idea that life is just a computer simulation?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 06, 2018, 09:05:01 am
I always assumed they have a computer doing it nowadays

Does that mean its time to pivot the conversation to the idea that life is just a computer simulation?
I find the evidence for it amusingly convincing. The fact dissociating from the world contributes to the feeling adds to it.

I personally don't want to believe, and don't.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on June 06, 2018, 09:15:57 am
You were obviously programmed to say that
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: MrRoboto75 on June 06, 2018, 09:17:51 am
They should have programmed me better.  Too many bugs.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: exdeath on June 06, 2018, 09:23:41 am
I always assumed they have a computer doing it nowadays

Pressing the button few microseconds later will lead to a different result. And changing the world enought to make sure lottery guys "press the button at the computer" few microseconds later is not hard.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 06, 2018, 09:26:32 am
They should have programmed me better.  Too many bugs.
Relevant
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/upgrade
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 07, 2018, 12:18:55 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Egan_BW on June 07, 2018, 03:41:38 pm
How would you define a "higher intelligence"?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: MrRoboto75 on June 07, 2018, 03:45:12 pm
sometimes I giggle at the caricature of someone watching my "boring" life.

The Sims is a pretty well selling franchise.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 07, 2018, 03:46:29 pm
It's easy to define "higher intelligence" but not possible to comprehend it, since we aren't the higher intelligence.

I'd define a higher intelligence (higher relative to humans) as a being who's thoughts are to ours as ours are to a cat or a dog.

For example, it's not just a smarter version of a very smart human. Imagine if the smartest human was like the smartest dog, and how we'd view that animal. Clever, but it's still a dog.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 07, 2018, 04:17:54 pm
So what does an intelligence that regards us as dogs do that an intelligence that regards us as amoeba doesn't? Do we bring it a tennis ball in our mouths and see if it wants to play fetch with us? The problem with monodimensional spectra of relative intelligence is that no two tests put the same panel of species in the same relative order.

Also, if just seeing humans as cute but ultimately stupid animals is the hallmark of a higher intelligence, arguably Bay12 hosts the highest concentration of post-singularity minds in the known universe.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on June 07, 2018, 04:18:30 pm
The Sims is a pretty well selling franchise.

The number of suspicious pool drownings would be much higher if we were in The Sims
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Egan_BW on June 07, 2018, 04:22:29 pm
It's easy to define "higher intelligence" but not possible to comprehend it, since we aren't the higher intelligence.

I'd define a higher intelligence (higher relative to humans) as a being who's thoughts are to ours as ours are to a cat or a dog.

For example, it's not just a smarter version of a very smart human. Imagine if the smartest human was like the smartest dog, and how we'd view that animal. Clever, but it's still a dog.

The problem is, you haven't actually defined what it is that makes us a "higher intelligence" than dogs.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 07, 2018, 04:41:25 pm
It's easy to define "higher intelligence" but not possible to comprehend it, since we aren't the higher intelligence.

I'd define a higher intelligence (higher relative to humans) as a being who's thoughts are to ours as ours are to a cat or a dog.

For example, it's not just a smarter version of a very smart human. Imagine if the smartest human was like the smartest dog, and how we'd view that animal. Clever, but it's still a dog.

The problem is, you haven't actually defined what it is that makes us a "higher intelligence" than dogs.

Arguably he did: if we automatically assume that we're not only smarter than but a categorically more intelligent type of mind than them, we must be a higher intelligence.

You might recognize this argument from Rick & Morty "high-IQ individuals" copypasta.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Egan_BW on June 07, 2018, 05:20:41 pm
Actually if anything the way I'd define it is on level of communication. Humans and doggos can communicate, but only pretty much on the level that dogs communicate with each other. We can basically understand dog language, but dogs aren't equipped to deal with our own language. So a "higher intelligence" would be anything that you can talk to, but that  can't feel like it's talking back to you on the highest possible level. That there are things it could try to teach you, but you're not physically equipped to understand.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: ChairmanPoo on June 07, 2018, 06:13:51 pm
Actually if anything the way I'd define it is on level of communication. Humans and doggos can communicate, but only pretty much on the level that dogs communicate with each other.
You sniff your dog's anus?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 07, 2018, 11:01:58 pm
Yeah, one of the arguments I've heard against the simulation theory is that the thing itself is more efficient than a simulation of the thing, therefore any power who wanted to do the simulation just wouldn't bother. While this is true if you have a real-world with identical physics to what you're trying to simulate, the objection relies on the idea that the external physics are the same as the simulation physics, which is not a necessary condition.

Sure, that doesn't mean that it's not a simulation, it's just not a good argument.

Some of the weirder quantum stuff could in fact be pieced together to make an argument in favor of simulation. For example, the uncertainty principle links pairs of information together. You could hypothesize that the external simulation has memory constraints so that a single memory amount is shared between two values, as needed, sort of akin to our computer's floating point numbers (which can model large numbers but at the cost of precision for small numbers). And you could argue that the Schrodinger probabilities plus super-position collapse is a byproduct of lazy simulation - if something isn't being used then you just guesstimate what happened to it between the ticks when you were looking at it. What this would mean is that the external universe had more fine-grained physics, but they're simulating things in a fuzzy way using lookup tables, lazy computing and probabilities to account for the small variations that their model chooses not to account for.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Max™ on June 07, 2018, 11:06:28 pm
How would you define a "higher intelligence"?
I can casually run a model of what my cat Reggie is thinking about, he can exert a bit of effort and emulate enough of a mole brain to work out when they should come out of their little hole so he can feed us.

Reggie can not imagine a mind capable of emulating his own mind, he kinda struggles when it comes to assuming others don't think just like he does. He can think better than a mole, I can think better than he can, indeed I can pursue different sorts of ideas which he can't even comprehend existing. What does a cat know of history, quantum chromodynamics, sociopolitical manipulation via media, or something as banal as woodworking?

I can imagine a mind capable of emulating mine, at least conceptually, I could even work towards producing one, but if I can fully understand it, it isn't a higher class of intelligence than I am. Trying to understand a mind which is qualitatively more powerful than your own is like getting your dog comfortable with lorentz transforms and spacetime intervals, insufficient hardware.

Iain M. Banks did a wonderful job exploring this idea btw.


As for a conspiracy theory, I just remembered one from before we figured out what asperger's was and why it made much more sense than my prior explanation for weird behavior people were exhibiting: body language is a mass cultural lie, everyone claims they can see it and use it, but the emperor has no clothes.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 07, 2018, 11:51:32 pm
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Post by: x2yzh9 on June 08, 2018, 12:36:01 am
anyone read into r/conspiracy or r/greatawakening ?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Bumber on June 08, 2018, 09:43:24 pm
After all, duality is common in mathematics, and those pairs of linked information are nothing more than fourier transforms of the same wave equation. There's a fun characteristic of mathematics- it is invariant across all possible universes. While we might know absolutely nothing about a hypothetical universe in which our own universe is hypothetically being simulated within, we do know that their math is the same as our math.
How can we know this? What if our math only works in our simplified universe?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Max™ on June 08, 2018, 10:16:59 pm
If a universe can have self-aware observers then it should be be possible to define any of our mathematical systems.

Hell, from what I saw recently you can teach bees to pick the smaller number of elements between two images and then show them an image with a couple of dots and a blank image, at which point they will choose the one with no dots, indicating at least a basic grasp that zero is smaller than even a small number.

From there you can build off of the empty set to the rest of mathematics, which raises the question: who the hell thought it was a good idea to teach bees math?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Bumber on June 08, 2018, 11:58:04 pm
But those mathematics might not return a useful result outside of the artificial environment.

How do you count the dots when they sometimes don't exist, merge, or are in 3+ places at once? You might be able to model their existence, but you can't really add them together in a meaningful way.

And that's only a situation that we can conceive of.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Max™ on June 09, 2018, 12:03:17 am
If the laws of physics in said universe are so unstable I must question how self-aware observers would come to exist in the first place.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Bumber on June 09, 2018, 12:06:10 am
If the laws of physics in said universe are so unstable I must question how self-aware observers would come to exist in the first place.
Because of complex interactions between the physics.

This also allows them to construct the simulation, which is not typical of their universe.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Bumber on June 09, 2018, 12:42:32 am
It is necessary that they must be able to use all of our math. (Not efficiently! They might need equations describing our universe to do so.)
It is not necessary that our math be able to describe all of theirs. By that very nature, we cannot come up with such an example.

Obviously if you can describe something it's not entirely inconceivable, is it?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 09, 2018, 02:49:43 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 09, 2018, 04:48:49 am
All math that's not related to real-world phenomena would work the same under any set of physics.

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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The One-ended Stick Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 09, 2018, 05:43:48 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: dragdeler on June 09, 2018, 07:33:01 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: dragdeler on June 09, 2018, 08:01:26 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: Max™ on June 09, 2018, 08:04:41 pm
This statement is false.

Incidentally if you're talking about impossible squares you probably mean complex numbers which is much easier to understand if you just look at it as being another axis on a graph, and performing operations with those numbers allows one to move about the graph via linear paths or rotations.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: dragdeler on June 09, 2018, 08:36:02 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: Max™ on June 09, 2018, 09:34:38 pm
None of that was any help to them.

In simpler terms he was just talking about how you can classify one infinity as being larger or smaller than another infinity.

Take basic counting numbers like 0, 1, 2, 3, ... which can be continued to infinity, but in between 0 and 1 or 1 and 2 is an infinite number of fractional numbers.

If you take those fractions and look in between them you could do another infinite count of numbers just slightly different than those fractional values, 0.1111112, 0.1111123, 0.1111234, etc and you can then take all of that infinite set of numbers and write them out before drawing diagonal groups from say, the first place of one, to the second of the next, to the third of the next, and so forth. That set of numbers is also infinite but wasn't in the one you produced it from, and after a hop skip and jump you find yourself in a densely packed set of numbers called the Reals.

The counting numbers and whole numbers are infinite, as are the real numbers, but there are an infinite number of real numbers for every whole number, so the cardinality of the reals is greater.

I may have mangled some of that but hopefully not too badly.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: dragdeler on June 09, 2018, 09:39:17 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: wierd on June 09, 2018, 10:37:28 pm
Already has. Good statistical analysis on conspiracies already exists, and gives good framing to the rationality (or lack there of) behind belief in decades long terms on government conspiracies.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: Bumber on June 09, 2018, 10:41:42 pm
Even conspiracy theory analysis shall fall to mathematics someday.
A. It was inevitable.
B. It must be met with violent force!
Subjects who choose A might be sheeple.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: Trekkin on June 09, 2018, 10:47:38 pm
Of course, even if all human effort was explicitly mathematical, mathematicians don't actually control mathematics, so they'd be no closer to global control.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: wierd on June 09, 2018, 11:49:48 pm
There are mathematicians who work on that stuff that dont know how it all works.

(We are approaching a point where the collective whole of a project is incomprehensible to individual humans, and requires a group of specialists, and some interdisciplinary persons to glue them together with for inter-specific communication of ideas. General AI, should it ever appear, will be so complicated on the "how it works", that no single human will be capable of holding a complete picture of that understanding.)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: Trekkin on June 10, 2018, 12:05:03 am
Well, we control its study through sheer incomprehensibility. We've done a pretty good job of it, too- how many computer scientists implement machine learning algorithms on a day-to-day basis without the slightest clue how any of it works?

Enough to suggest that an incapacity for clear communication with laypeople is perhaps not as powerful as we might wish it to be, as everyone else is able to carry on regardless.

Kind of endemic to a lot of "X secretly control the world!" theories, really. They presuppose a world orderly enough to be centrally controlled.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: bloop_bleep on June 10, 2018, 10:37:46 pm
(We are approaching a point where the collective whole of a project is incomprehensible to individual humans, and requires a group of specialists, and some interdisciplinary persons to glue them together with for inter-specific communication of ideas. General AI, should it ever appear, will be so complicated on the "how it works", that no single human will be capable of holding a complete picture of that understanding.)

Or we have already reached such a point, with high-end processors. I bet you could take one of the many engineers that worked on one part of a computer processor, show them a set of couple dozen transistors elsewhere on the chip, and they probably wouldn't be able to make heads or tails out of it.

Reminds me of Multivac from several of Isaac Asimov's stories, basically a huge machine the size of a city, consisting of billions of components and maintained by an enormous team of engineers. I wonder what he thought when he saw this very thing coming into reality near the end of his life, except that it could fit in a square inch and millions of them were being mass-produced every day.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: Max™ on June 10, 2018, 10:50:31 pm
So as a sorta rerail I'll toss up something that is kinda a pet CT of mine, with the caveat that I don't believe shit, and am not endorsing this as a plausible description of reality, was just an idea that seemed like a dark cyberpunk future plot thread: carbon taxes get introduced and eventually become accepted as normal before some market manipulation takes place and it becomes viable to track every source of CO2, like breathing...
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: wierd on June 10, 2018, 11:04:34 pm
Unlikely to happen.  A recent analysis (https://www.cell.com/joule/fulltext/S2542-4351(18)30225-3) showed that it was financially feasible, and potentially even PROFITABLE, to extract atmospheric CO2 in bulk for processing or sequestration.

What you will instead see is "Big Climate" (or whatever becomes the buzzword for large, established interests in the carbon dioxide collection and sequestration industry) leveling a baseline surcharge against emissions "To pay for re-collection, and disposal".  Of course, the really BIG sources of such emissions (fossil fuel driven power plants, farming, etc) will all get subsidies, but ordinary people will get hit with such charges. I would expect the final incarnation would be similar to mandatory vehicle insurance--- Even if your vehicle is totally electric, and runs on wholesome solar energy.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: Trekkin on June 10, 2018, 11:11:35 pm
That does tend to be the science-adjacent conspiracy pattern: "[Thing] would be cheap and free and easy and wonderful if only those bastards at Big [Thing] weren't artificially manipulating the prices to advantage Other Big Things at the expense of normal people like us."

Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: Cthulhu on June 10, 2018, 11:14:22 pm
i found a new conspiracy theory i haven't seen before, on the moon landing:  incorrect stereo parallax effects on distant objects (http://www.aulis.com/stereoparallax.htm)

this one's great because the dude just wiggles a gif and says some random numbers and hopes you just take the entire thing on his word

Unlikely to happen.  A recent analysis (https://www.cell.com/joule/fulltext/S2542-4351(18)30225-3) showed that it was financially feasible, and potentially even PROFITABLE, to extract atmospheric CO2 in bulk for processing or sequestration.

stop  looking  for  political  solutions  to  engineering  problems

the actual solution to global warming is to blow all our human capital on AI and machine learning research.  the biosphere won't matter when we're all dead and machines have replaced us
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: Trekkin on June 10, 2018, 11:21:06 pm
i found a new conspiracy theory i haven't seen before, on the moon landing:  incorrect stereo parallax effects on distant objects (http://www.aulis.com/stereoparallax.htm)

this one's great because the dude just wiggles a gif and says some random numbers and hopes you just take the entire thing on his word
ch.

I especially like how they described their analysis of the images (being generous here) as "more than a million equations." See, they have more math than us, so they must be right.

As a side note, I copied and pasted "USA Landed On The Moon=Yep" more than two million times. I trust this settles the issue.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: wierd on June 10, 2018, 11:25:31 pm
i found a new conspiracy theory i haven't seen before, on the moon landing:  incorrect stereo parallax effects on distant objects (http://www.aulis.com/stereoparallax.htm)

this one's great because the dude just wiggles a gif and says some random numbers and hopes you just take the entire thing on his word

Unlikely to happen.  A recent analysis (https://www.cell.com/joule/fulltext/S2542-4351(18)30225-3) showed that it was financially feasible, and potentially even PROFITABLE, to extract atmospheric CO2 in bulk for processing or sequestration.

stop  looking  for  political  solutions  to  engineering  problems

the actual solution to global warming is to blow all our human capital on AI and machine learning research.  the biosphere won't matter when we're all dead and machines have replaced us

Machine learning algorithms that are tailored to maximizing bitcoin blockchain computations are very unlikely to produce dynamic machine intelligences, which would be what is required to maintain the artificial hardware that the intelligences would need to continue in the absence of humans.

Though I suppose "The machines will destroy us all!!" IS technically a CT.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: dragdeler on June 11, 2018, 03:48:14 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: wierd on June 11, 2018, 03:58:43 am
in low gravity (such as on the ISS), water droplets form sphereoids due to surface tension.  However, in a gravity well, they tend to assume a wide variety of shapes.  Most of them area topologically identical to sphere though. (Damn those mathematicians!! Gotta explain how a sheet of paper is the same as a sphere!)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: Kagus on June 11, 2018, 05:42:23 am
I just wanna come in and say Hairy Ball Theorem.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: Max™ on June 12, 2018, 12:44:09 pm
I just wanna come in and say Hairy Ball Theorem.
Kagus can something something comb the hair something something my balls flat.

Also: why does large scale CO2 removal terrify me? I'm not an elf, I kick tree ass and mutilate the corpses all the time, but I suppose I'm partial to breathing?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: Bumber on June 12, 2018, 08:35:52 pm
You don't breath CO2, silly. (Unless you're actually part garden herb!?)

I wouldn't worry about it. As CO2 concentration decreases, so does the effectiveness of removing it. Plus, you can always just release it back into the air.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: Egan_BW on June 12, 2018, 10:16:19 pm
2103: "We've finally succeeded in removing all elements but oxygen from the earth's atmosphere. I sure hope nobody ever lights a match."
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: bloop_bleep on June 12, 2018, 10:22:58 pm
You don't breath CO2, silly. (Unless you're actually part garden herb!?)

I wouldn't worry about it. As CO2 concentration decreases, so does the effectiveness of removing it. Plus, you can always just release it back into the air.
I think Max is saying he is worried that the widespread removal of CO2 would start to kill trees, thus stopping the creation of new oxygen from said CO2.

Which is probably not much to worry about, since the amount of CO2 required to be removed in order to do that is much larger than the amount we need to remove to stop massive climate change, so doing something like that is completely unnecessary.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: Egan_BW on June 12, 2018, 10:28:43 pm
Well, I guess I could see it happening like that in theory, if sequestering CO2 requires large industrial investment, and the result is profitable enough. Carbon: valuable enough to strip-mine twice.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: dragdeler on June 13, 2018, 05:48:14 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: wierd on June 13, 2018, 06:57:35 am
atmospheric oxygen only, or does that include geological oxygen?

Cause like... the dirt under your feet? It has a buttload of oxygen.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: Trekkin on June 13, 2018, 07:20:53 am
atmospheric oxygen only, or does that include geological oxygen?

Cause like... the dirt under your feet? It has a buttload of oxygen.

There's not even enough carbon to bind the atmospheric oxygen.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: dragdeler on June 13, 2018, 10:29:24 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: wierd on June 13, 2018, 11:45:23 am
Cause like... the dirt under your feet? It has a buttload of oxygen.

Are you making assumptions about my living conditions  >:( ?!

 ;)

Oh, that's does it. You want I should make assumptions about your living conditions?! In the CONSPIRACY THEORY thread!?

(pulls up sleeves)

You clearly live on the island of Sodor, and are a part of the dystopian regime that tortures innocent tank engines!
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/rabbit-holes/the-repressive-authoritarian-soul-of-thomas-the-tank-engine-and-friends
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: Dorsidwarf on June 13, 2018, 11:47:34 am
atmospheric oxygen only, or does that include geological oxygen?

Cause like... the dirt under your feet? It has a buttload of oxygen.

There's not even enough carbon to bind the atmospheric oxygen.

i thought this must be wrong, then I looked up how much atmospheric oxygen there is and it's about 2,000,000,000,000,000 tonnes (thats ~two million billion tonnes). meanwhile the total amount of CO2 humanity's produced since 1850 is something like 2,000,000,000,000, or two million million (two thousand billion) tonnes. And thats CO2, which is only 1/3rd carbon, and some of it is the same CO2 absorbed by plants and burned again probbably.

But what about biomass, i thought. Well, the world biomass is actually pretty small compared to the atmosphere. 560 billion tonnes is the wikipedia estimate, which means that if every living creature on Earth were made entirely of carbon, you could combust it to turn something like 0.02% of the world's atmospheric oxygen into CO2.
 
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Climatology and Chemistry Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 13, 2018, 01:00:43 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Math Thread How Did This Happen
Post by: MrRoboto75 on June 13, 2018, 03:36:50 pm
Cause like... the dirt under your feet? It has a buttload of oxygen.

Are you making assumptions about my living conditions  >:( ?!

 ;)

You had dirt to stand on?  Luxury!

We had to stand on pointy gravel and the occasional glass shard!
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Climatology and Chemistry Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on June 13, 2018, 03:37:59 pm
You had ground? You had gravity?
In my time we had to float in space and we were thankful for it!
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Max™ on June 13, 2018, 04:54:21 pm
You don't breath CO2, silly. (Unless you're actually part garden herb!?)

I wouldn't worry about it. As CO2 concentration decreases, so does the effectiveness of removing it. Plus, you can always just release it back into the air.
Because when I start trying to think "if I was a cartoonish villain like a congresscritter, rather than a megalomaniacal supervillain, how would I go about..." and apply it to the idea that "CO2 is bad, removing it is good" I end up at "people breathe for free, and CO2 comes out of them!" so if a profitable industry involving CO2 removal gets rolling it is going to have inertia, and that seems like it should be alarming.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Climatology and Chemistry Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 13, 2018, 05:28:31 pm
You had ground? You had gravity?
In my time we had to float in space and we were thankful for it!

You had space? Back in my day we only had an infinitesimally small point of ultra-dense matter, with no space or time. Aye, and we felt lucky to have even that.

We had to get up in the morning, clean the singularity, then off to school 13 billion years before it even began, then when we got home, our old dad would thrash us to sleep with the event horizon.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on June 13, 2018, 06:20:03 pm
Oh, yeah? We had to inflate our scalar field by hand to get to school. And the potential would (slowly) roll down each time we weren't looking, so then we had to go and clean up all the nucleated universes before they reheated and life started growing on them.
It was a hard and thankless work, and we were only given spacelike intervals to walk on.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Max™ on June 13, 2018, 07:05:08 pm
You had multiple expanded dimensions to work with? In my day we had nothing but a formless seething chaos of potential!
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 13, 2018, 09:58:02 pm
Because when I start trying to think "if I was a cartoonish villain like a congresscritter, rather than a megalomaniacal supervillain, how would I go about..."

What, aside from the former being more self-aware, is the difference?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Max™ on June 13, 2018, 10:12:18 pm
Congresscritters are barely alive, much less self-aware, they're moustache twirling parodies of villainous tropes. A megalomaniac can be incompetent, but a supervillain by definition requires some success.

A cartoonish villain ties women to railroad tracks without checking to see if there are even trains using those tracks these days.

A supervillain engineers a situation where the woman is tied to the tracks by a duped lower level villain and when the big ass hero shows up to save the day it causes a malfunction back at a switching station so the hero now has to track down and stop a runaway train en route to a populated area OR prevent a train carrying something valuable from being robbed.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 13, 2018, 10:20:25 pm
Ah, one's a straw man and the other's a coping mechanism. Carry on.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: x2yzh9 on June 14, 2018, 12:35:19 am
Just came here to post this...
https://www.sbir.gov/sbirsearch/detail/298760
discuss.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 14, 2018, 01:58:05 am
I remember reading that they tried using the microwave auditory effect back in the MKUltra days. It's certainly one of the more feasible methods for affecting what someone thinks. e.g. drugs or other stuff they tried are going to be hit and miss, but if you can beam a word into someone's head, that's much easier to control.

It's hard to say of course since CIA Director Helms shredded so many documents related to MKUltra after Watergate made it clear there were going to be investigations. But, the microwave auditory effect is certainly less insane than many of the things we know for sure that they tried. The only reason the known 20,000 documents survived the purge was because of a clerical error leading a few boxes to be mislabeled and stored in the wrong department.

However, I have serious doubts about the idea that we could consistently use the effect as a communication method. If it was that simple, then companies would have long since been beaming "I need to buy <product X>" into people's heads.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Kagus on June 14, 2018, 03:27:38 am
If it was that simple, then companies would have long since been beaming "I need to buy <product X>" into people's heads.
What makes you think they haven't?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 14, 2018, 05:39:42 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on June 14, 2018, 05:41:53 am
What makes you think they haven't?

The lack of consensus, if anything they're broadcasting white noise to disrupt our toughts   ::)

I read that last word as thots and I found it an admirable goal.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 14, 2018, 09:14:09 am
I remember reading that they tried using the microwave auditory effect back in the MKUltra days. It's certainly one of the more feasible methods for affecting what someone thinks. e.g. drugs or other stuff they tried are going to be hit and miss, but if you can beam a word into someone's head, that's much easier to control.

It's hard to say of course since CIA Director Helms shredded so many documents related to MKUltra after Watergate made it clear there were going to be investigations. But, the microwave auditory effect is certainly less insane than many of the things we know for sure that they tried. The only reason the known 20,000 documents survived the purge was because of a clerical error leading a few boxes to be mislabeled and stored in the wrong department.

However, I have serious doubts about the idea that we could consistently use the effect as a communication method. If it was that simple, then companies would have long since been beaming "I need to buy <product X>" into people's heads.

There needs to be some version of Clarke's laws for conspiracy theories, one of which is "any sufficiently misunderstood form of communication is indistinguishable from mind control."

The microwave auditory effect just makes people hear noises by thermoelastically stimulating the inner ears, thus the "auditory" part. It's no more effective at making people believe those noises than talking to them.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 14, 2018, 11:15:10 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on June 14, 2018, 11:22:34 am
... Thots means That Hoe Over There
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 14, 2018, 11:50:58 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Max™ on June 14, 2018, 12:12:41 pm
Ah, one's a straw man and the other's a coping mechanism. Carry on.
What exactly do you think you accomplished here? Because it seems like you strawmanned me by saying I was using a strawman, and Armok only knows what the coping mechanism thing is supposed to be.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on June 14, 2018, 12:33:29 pm
A friendly reminder to be civil is in order methinks.

Also new topic: actual proven conspiracies. Tuskegee syphilis experiment, St. Louis radioactive sprinkler water, etc.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 14, 2018, 12:35:15 pm
Also new topic: actual proven conspiracies. Tuskegee syphilis experiment, St. Louis radioactive sprinkler water, etc.

Oh! How about Roswell? Not the aliens part, just the coverup of Project Mogul.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on June 14, 2018, 12:50:00 pm
I don't know about that one. Details plz.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 14, 2018, 12:56:15 pm
I don't know about that one. Details plz.

Sure. You know, I assume, of the Roswell Incident, where debris from an unidentified flying object (used here in the literal sense) was found in 1947? The government said it was a weather balloon, while UFOlogists claimed this to be a coverup for the recovery of an alien spacecraft, and so a half-century of UFO tourism began.

As it happens, there was a coverup and the debris was not from a weather balloon; it was, instead, part of Project Mogul, an attempt to detect Soviet nuclear tests by the sound of their explosions via microphones carried to high altitudes on balloons, as the government admitted in the 90s.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on June 14, 2018, 12:58:38 pm
the coverup of Project Mogul.
Did you mean to say the false information spread to convince the less-trusting parts of the public that these were military balloons and not aliens?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on June 14, 2018, 01:04:11 pm
The overlie to the lie.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 14, 2018, 01:10:45 pm
Just like they admitted to Iran contra, a multitude of coups d'état in south america and the one that got Komeini in power... Is it still considered fringe to take Zbigniew Brzeziński seriously in 2018? Can we ever truly close the case on such matters? If history is a science, the models are expected to be progressing. But since I consider 90% of mainstream discourse propaganda, I might not be the most finetuned guy to anticipate what is fringe and what not.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on June 14, 2018, 01:13:18 pm
But since I consider 90% of mainstream discourse propaganda, I might not be the most finetuned guy to anticipate what is fringe and what not.
I wanna say: Yeah, no shit. So, I will.
Yeah, no shit.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on June 14, 2018, 01:13:56 pm
The overlie to the lie.
Its lies all the way down
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 14, 2018, 01:17:46 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on June 14, 2018, 01:20:41 pm
The overlie to the lie.
Its lies all the way down

Reality is a fractal lie that got way out of hand.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on June 14, 2018, 01:20:59 pm
Yeah, no shit.

Look, I'm a freak, and it looks like you ain't getting rid of me that fast  :-*
Please stand by as our black helicopters get to your place. And yes, we do know where you live.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 14, 2018, 03:54:22 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 18, 2018, 01:19:06 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 18, 2018, 01:45:35 pm
Neither. Cicada 3301 is a cult; they're like a more mystical version of MENSA. They convince mathematics students and cryptography enthusiasts that they're intellectually elite despite having accomplished nothing of note and welcome them into a global fraternity of similarly self-satisfied knuckleheads peddling smug hogwash to each other about how they're on the cutting edge of everything without ever actually doing anything at all. You can see how this is irresistibly appealing to the sorts of people amenable to belief in conspiracy theories.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 18, 2018, 02:24:03 pm
Cicada 3301: Some anonymous group posted cryptography-related puzzles on Jan 4th/5th for several years from 2013 onwards.

Nobody has ever publicly claimed to have solved the puzzles, so various conspiracy theory have arisen that anyone who solves the puzzles has been whisked away to work for the CIA or NSA or some other even more secretive organization. But I'm sure you can see a number of holes in that theory.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 18, 2018, 02:45:44 pm
Two of the bigger holes in the "double super secret CIA" theory are the lack of any official announcement and the perversely time-intensive nature of the tests themselves. Some intelligence organizations do recruit via tests that superficially resemble Cicada's, but for obvious reasons they announce them officially in part to ensure that only people interested in whatever they're offering come bother them with a solution. Cicada runs a clear risk of people solving their puzzles and not wanting anything to do with whoever turns out to be at the end of the rabbit hole.

Furthermore, and somewhat more tellingly, official tests tend to be more narrowly focused on technical acumen and reasonably quick to complete; they want to know that you can do some specific task they need done, and so restrict their testing to that task set. Cicada's tests are more poetic, name-dropping cyberpunk literature and bits of literary esoterica while also demanding their applicants do things like search out far-flung telephone poles with QR codes on them and wait long periods of time to check Web sites. One gets the sense they're setting up hoops for the sole purpose of seeing who has the free time to spend jumping through them, which is somewhat irrelevant to someone looking for employees.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 18, 2018, 03:03:08 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 18, 2018, 03:16:51 pm
Part of it is down to how people interpret the fact that nobody has solved the puzzles. The conspiracy theories goes that anyone who solved it is whisked away to work for the Illuminati or somesuch, another very movie-logic idea.

However, Ispil presented a more plausible scenario that (1) nobody was interested enough to go and solve the puzzles in the first place. And my idea was that (2) they're merely hoax puzzles which lack any solution. If anyone did solve the puzzles there's really no way any organization no matter how well-connected could prevent the solution leaking out. People who solved each individual clue would post about it, creating a flurry of activity and a race to solve the next clue.

Also, as Trekkin points out, things like QR codes on telephone poles massively restricts the potential number of people who can solve the puzzle. How many people are driving to another city to find that? And websites which you must check on particular dates etc. That just weeds out anyone who forgets to check the website, then you pull stuff like they have to check a particular telephone pole in some town somewhere, which effectively prevents almost everyone who waited for the website to become active from chasing the next clue. So it's just designed as a bullshit set of challenges and there's no actual mystery to solve. It's a glorified easter egg hunt, not a "puzzle".
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 18, 2018, 03:45:14 pm
People who solved each individual clue would post about it, creating a flurry of activity and a race to solve the next clue.

This actually happened, and people who have solved the puzzles as far as they can go report hitting dead ends where Cicada mentions how disappointed they are that people collaborated and effectively ends the trail of bread crumbs -- which, again, just adds more points of failure. Real nontraditional recruitment challenges tend to be one-stage affairs for precisely this reason, but doing it piecemeal is a great way to just keep adding hurdles until everyone gives up and thereby stay mysterious.

I hesitate to call them trolls only because they actually have a semi-coherent ideology as outlined in the Liber Primus, and it sounds vaguely self-affirming along the lines of a lot of cult material with an added bit of cyberpunky transhumanism. That, combined with the length of time they've been putting out these elaborate puzzles, makes me think there are true believers somewhere. Maybe only a half-dozen of them, though.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Max™ on June 18, 2018, 05:56:23 pm
Gods above and Devils below that shit sounds stupid, like "we're going to emerge into our true selves in 1300 years" or something?

Yeah, I probably made that shit up when I was 13 and stoned, it's as cringey now as it was then.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 18, 2018, 07:23:52 pm
Well, here is the text of the Liber Primus:
http://uncovering-cicada.wikia.com/wiki/Liber_Primus

So yes, much like that, but with (ham-handed) koans!

EDIT: I'd be remiss if I didn't mention that the whole Cicada wiki is hilarious. They try to hard to make it all mean something.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 18, 2018, 08:44:26 pm
Gods above and Devils below that shit sounds stupid, like "we're going to emerge into our true selves in 1300 years" or something?

Yeah, I probably made that shit up when I was 13 and stoned, it's as cringey now as it was then.

Man, you're right, this stuff sounds like the stuff my sisters & my friends made up for D&D campaigns when we were about 14.

So the whole thing is in cipher, and when you solve the cipher you get this hammy so-called "wisdom" that's like a bad joke version of Zen Buddhism.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 18, 2018, 10:15:13 pm
Man, you're right, this stuff sounds like the stuff my sisters & my friends made up for D&D campaigns when we were about 14.

So the whole thing is in cipher, and when you solve the cipher you get this hammy so-called "wisdom" that's like a bad joke version of Zen Buddhism.

It also sounds like Dark Web crypto woo. I'm surprised they don't try to convince people to pupate via polymeric falcighol derivation.

Actually, based on that similarity, I have an idea for what Cicada actually is: it's a small group of self-taught crypto enthusiasts who have convinced themselves they've found something mind-boggling on the Dark Web though the usual forms of pareidolia and confirmation bias and so forth amplified by their attempts to decrypt random things. It'd be like Qanon if everyone involved tried to pick patterns out of the RGB values of pictures and so on.

Having decided they've found something -- or, in short order, lots of somethings, because these things tend to snowball -- they're very pleased with themselves but also kind of worried someone is going to come along and poke holes in it. Thus why the tests always go nowhere: they want to tell someone but the prospect of laying their cards on the table scares them, so they'll extend the tests ad infinitum and convince themselves that maybe next year the right candidate will come along, but this year's crop just isn't ready for the secret of eyearms or whatever it is. This will probably happen forever, so I'm not sure how one would differentiate this from trolling except by waiting.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 18, 2018, 10:46:59 pm
That brings us around to an older version of the same idea: Bible Codes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_code

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/The_Bible_Code

The best example of how meaningful Bible Codes and the like are where when Australian comedian / TV journalist John Safran used the works of Vanilla Ice to "predict" the 9/11 attacks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyNi7bYt0v0
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: x2yzh9 on June 18, 2018, 10:55:55 pm
It is unfortunate, truly. I have been through too many harrowing circumstances within this life to just dismiss this. While I hate and despise any cult or form they may take, I do have knowledge that is pertinent to my life experience that directly correlates with this too. Dealt with too many lunatics in my life! It's the trump curse. Or, what is commonly referred to as the trump curse-that in and of itself which is widely believed by people to be this-that something akin to the grim reaper is coming along in life to people, and basically taking everything that they value to be good. Then, when they are left with absolutely nothing, their soul is revealed to be who they are;either someone that, at the end of the day, and in a time such as the purported 'end times' they would either lose they're soul to hell, the cult, or something because they would make a 'deal with the devil' beforehand to keep those things;or to endure the suffering of an earthly life. If you read the story of job, you know where they got this idea from. The alternative(in their mind) is to make it through such things and then when nothing is left to say, only a select few are left that would make it through such trials. It is odd that I would look at this the very first time and instantly draw the connections, and come to my conclusion.

But, as a disclaimer. I am a god-fearing christian, and absolutely no one can or will take that from me :). I believe Lord Adomai-or the greek mythology version of Adonis is to be referenced here.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: x2yzh9 on June 18, 2018, 11:13:28 pm
That bears a striking semblance to word salad.
Well, the thing is, the whole thing is based on word salad. Essentially, if you could coin a term for positive dyslexia-based talent, this would be it. There are references to the WHO in there-the world health organization. I'm going to be approaching the subject tomorrow, and I will point out that in this news article-https://qz.com/1113692/cuba-sonic-attacks-havana-blames-crickets-and-cicadas-for-injuries-to-us-diplomats/
specifically, the cuban government stated that it was due to crickets and cicadas, well, when you point out the cult(cicada people) it reminds me of a very similar occurance that I underwent a couple years ago in my flat. It, was, for a sense, a setup. That was engineered by the same exact people that have coincidentally attacked the cuban embassy, and have access to what are in essence completely underground area-51 esque technology, that has gone into the hands of very, very wrong people. I will come to dispel my personal knowledge, but only on a need-to-know basis-considering I'm the one holding the key to figuring this out. And yes, a cult has access to sonic weapons-it's the world we live in. They worship the devil. The book of Eli(not referencing the movie)

It's not common knowledge, but the people that were attacked at the cuban embassy underwent the exact same thing I did, to a lesser or more major extent, I do not know. It is likely classified the actual symptoms and hallucinations they reported. However, I can guarantee you that people at the cuban embassy are now permanently damaged and injured, for life, as a result of this nefarious cult's actions. Absolutely vile.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Egan_BW on June 18, 2018, 11:30:12 pm
Drawing random connections between real things based on wordplay and then deciding that what you end up with must be true isn't a talent.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: MrRoboto75 on June 18, 2018, 11:30:59 pm
The aglets are sinister
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 19, 2018, 12:23:25 am
I will come to dispel my personal knowledge, but only on a need-to-know basis-considering I'm the one holding the key to figuring this out.

Why you? What makes you special?

And it sounds like your personal knowledge is thoroughly dispelled already anyway. Do you have anything falsifiable to bring to our attention?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 19, 2018, 02:49:16 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 19, 2018, 03:31:15 am
That bears a striking semblance to word salad.

Yeah. I have a strong feeling that if you turned x2yzh9's posts into a Markov Chain, and generated random posts, then showed them to people, nobody would be able to pick the real posts from the random ones.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on June 19, 2018, 06:11:56 am
the secret of eyearms
I just wanted to point out that 'The Secret of Eyearms' sounds like the title of a wonderful book for children, or a Studio Ghibli movie.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 19, 2018, 06:41:52 am
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: askovdk on June 19, 2018, 08:00:00 am
Let’s try not to scare x2yzh9 away. This is either a real conspiracy or a real conspiracy nut, - and either way it’s the best thing this thread could hope for.  :D

But one challenge I apply when conspiracies become personal (and therefore border the paranoid) is:
  Why would you be targeted?
In this case by “by the same exact people that have coincidentally attacked the Cuban embassy”.

My thoughts are that it’s common to experience events we can’t quickly explain, and if we then read about some strange phenomenon / conspiracy theory with similar events, then it’s human to conclude that it’s the same source.
But there could be many other sources to what you underwent in your flat, so unless you somehow is a horn in the side of the Soviet-Cuban counter intelligence, then it seem much more probable that there is no relation, and what happened to you was something else (example. noise from a badly fitted AC, resonance frequencies in water pipes, …)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Bumber on June 19, 2018, 09:23:45 am
But what if badly fitted AC and water pipes are what attacked the Cuban embassy, huh? A proving ground for their global scheme! Didn't think of that, now did you?!
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Max™ on June 19, 2018, 10:43:26 am
[Master Shake Mode]*inhales* ...METEOR'S DID IT!

That'll be Twenty dollahs![/Master Shake Mode]
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Billy on June 19, 2018, 11:21:50 am
Come on guys lets not make fun of people with schizophrenia in any form it take. Hes cleary going through a manic phase and I personally hope he gets some help.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 19, 2018, 01:10:01 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: x2yzh9 on June 19, 2018, 02:02:19 pm
Manic phase =/= schizophrenia... But yes I'm genuinly concerned: I'd hate it if we austrasized somebody when they're vulnerable. And I don't think he meant he's special trekkin but rather that he doesn't want to be gaslighted for something that's clearly of importance to him.
It's ironic. In 2018, when Americans are more well versed and have a vault of wealth of knowledge that is far more valuable to them on the workings of cults, how they assume power, and what they do to keep that power-no one would allow for the fact that they would just disenfranchise anyone who they saw as a threat to them;when that is quite literally, the prime working of any cult.

However, I didn't come here to write an english essay. If I had I would have put some effort into the formatting of my posts, and I am not here to respond to personal attacks, because, as has been before in my life whenever they decided I was too much of a threat to their terroristic beliefs-I was promptly shut down and held hostage. Maybe I should go into more personal depth, about why this would happen to someone such as me?

   My father(who is dead now, rest in peace), his father, my mother(who worked for the national security agency as a 'signal analyst'), and her father and the vast majority of my family are in fact, Free Masons. Yes, the people who are part of a secret society. So, I think I would be more inclined to actually speak on these things.... Considering I come from a family that practices those things, however absolutely horrible and awful those things may be-sometimes the people that are closest to you can be your own worst enemy. And yes, far and wide Free Masons do worship Satan. there are some sects of the people that are actually good, kind to others, and far removed from any of that. Unfortunately, the old and dying portion of my family do still believe in that stuff.

   As of a couple years, ago, in my flat, I was targeted. This was due to the lunatic cult-I met a woman(who I shall not name) who was going through some grieving struggles over her former boyfriend. On the night her boyfriend passed away, many of her friends were in tears, so they came to me to ask for solace and help in getting through their time of loss. I gave them that. Come to find out, years later, the masons would use that night in some sick way to their advantage-to set me;and her up. Looking back on it now, it really should not have surprised me, but it is rare that at a young age a person would be able to come to the realization that the elders in the family essentially worship satan, or are categorically in what would be defined as a cult. On the other hand-they did kick me out of the house at an early age. That would have gave them a bunch of time to practice their beliefs in secret, and it did. So please, tell me in some vain way how my personal experiences here are invalid. Yes, when I came from the very same family and house that practiced satan and rebelled against it;was punished for it via being held hostage on numerous occassions, having the unborn child  of the woman who I cared for at the time(nevermind that my caring for that person was corrupted by the fact that it was socially engineered in the first place, and taken advantage of)ripped from her womb without pause or respect, I will simply be personally attacked for it and called 'schizophrenic'. That is what the cult does;and by extension, innocent civilians who have not had the time of day to see the intricate workings of such a monster simply dismiss and deny anything that is said as 'crazy-talk'. Then the Cicada People(I will not vindicate them by saying their full name, or referring to their crazy sect as they would have people refer to it as) take that and run with it.

Please, go on to personally attack me and then when I bring anything of substance up, dismiss me. Just goes to show what kind of effect the cult has on people... Anyway, no, I thought I would post that because I would like to explain why I personally would be targetted- There is a reason my father never incorporated the free masons, much less it was an unspoken thing between my father and my mother that I was not to know of those people and they were supposed to protect me from them. Ironic that after my father died, my mother would much go back to the same thing... They have no respect for the dead.

Right, this was a response to the personal attacks. This is some backstory to the bombshells that are gonna get dropped as a result of the knowledge I disseminate. And trekkin;nothing makes me special, or more important than the next person. Not a damned thing, but 33rd degree Free Masons who quite literally consider themselves to be gods reincarnated would simply reply in maniac laughter and speak of how you or I are inferior, less intelligent, or simply not worth anything-I have experienced that firsthand. Then I and the people that I cherish(and still do, however far they may have had to run to get away from me and the damage that merely associating with me brought upon their families)would suffer for not agreeing with them.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on June 19, 2018, 02:28:56 pm
   My father(who is dead now, rest in peace), his father, my mother(who worked for the national security agency as a 'signal analyst'), and her father and the vast majority of my family are in fact, Free Masons. Yes, the people who are part of a secret society. So, I think I would be more inclined to actually speak on these things.... Considering I come from a family that practices those things, however absolutely horrible and awful those things may be-sometimes the people that are closest to you can be your own worst enemy. And yes, far and wide Free Masons do worship Satan. there are some sects of the people that are actually good, kind to others, and far removed from any of that. Unfortunately, the old and dying portion of my family do still believe in that stuff.

I thought women weren't allowed in the Freemasons. And is Satanism only readily apparent to the masons of the Scottish rite? What about the York rite masons who end up Knights Templar, are they also Satanists?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on June 19, 2018, 03:01:13 pm
I'd hate it if we austrasized somebody when they're vulnerable.
But can we austrasize somebody for horribly misspelling ostracise? :P
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: x2yzh9 on June 19, 2018, 03:14:47 pm
   My father(who is dead now, rest in peace), his father, my mother(who worked for the national security agency as a 'signal analyst'), and her father and the vast majority of my family are in fact, Free Masons. Yes, the people who are part of a secret society. So, I think I would be more inclined to actually speak on these things.... Considering I come from a family that practices those things, however absolutely horrible and awful those things may be-sometimes the people that are closest to you can be your own worst enemy. And yes, far and wide Free Masons do worship Satan. there are some sects of the people that are actually good, kind to others, and far removed from any of that. Unfortunately, the old and dying portion of my family do still believe in that stuff.

I thought women weren't allowed in the Freemasons. And is Satanism only readily apparent to the masons of the Scottish rite? What about the York rite masons who end up Knights Templar, are they also Satanists?
Actually, women have been in the Freemasons for decades, at the least. If not hundreds of years-they just did a really good job of keeping a secret. I saw a video on BBC as of yesterday actually-it was posted 7 months ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyyLdfH6XBA
Satanism is widely practiced in the freemasons, but as I said there are parts of they're clan that are far removed from that stuff, and actually practice christianity, just with the knowledge that being a mason brings..but oftentimes they will say they are christians and followers of jesus, yet never go to church... The scottish rite freemasons I know little about. However, as far as the knights templar goes, they escaped to America. From what knowledge I do have the knights templar was originally a crafting of the catholic church(I personally do not like catholics in general as they are more of a cult-like society, however there are some of them that do know what it means to be a catholic and not follow the teachings of lucifer. More power to those people, I say.) but quickly became disillusioned with the idea of catholicism(at least on a grand scale of history-the schism happened in 1307, I would wager) and revolted against the catholic church...for which they were persecuted and still are to this day. Hence me talking about how some free masons are far removed from the worship of the devil or anything to do with such things. In modern-day america, these are commonly seen as redneck militias. Lots of guns, thousands of rounds put through each one, you have to know how to take it apart and re-assemble it like it's second nature...generally because they are seen as a threat to the Free Mason 'Luciferians'.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 19, 2018, 03:16:49 pm
The Masons = Satanism thing is certainly a bunk idea.

The Catholic Church has always opposed Masonry since they see it as competition: naturalistic deism, which is heresy against Catholic teaching. It's a few Protestant splinter sects who mainly made the claim that it's Satanic. Many Anglican bishops over the centuries have been Freemasons.

Also, the Greek Orthodox Church's statement shows that their main concern is that Masonry "Deifies rationalism". Along with the Catholic's main complain that it's too naturalistic, the general religious complaints against Freemasonry are that it elevates both rational thought and naturalistic explanations - e.g. demonizing Masonry was a way of demonizing the rise of secular society / scientific thought in general.

It's similar to how the Bavarian Illuminati had been demonized. The "Illuminati" in Bavarian Illuminati means "enlightened" in the sense of "The Enlightenment" period of history and the rise of rationalism and naturalism. They were similarly demonized to how the Masons were - and about the same things. However, the Bavarian Illuminati had very good reasons to meet in secret to discuss these sorts of ideas. The Catholic Church had a reputation for burning people alive (Giordano Bruno) for promoting secular rationalism. The Bavarian Illuminati wanted to get more sane people into the government, that was their goal. Consider that people were still being burnt at the stake in Germany during the time in which Adam Weisshaupt formed the Bavarian Illuminati, and it would only make sense that he didn't publicize the meetings. People criticize the Illuminati for "meeting in secret" implying that if they had "nothing to hide" they should have met openly. FFS. It was the era of crazy fire-happy religious nutjobs running the government.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 19, 2018, 03:31:07 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 19, 2018, 03:37:04 pm
I have no idea what you're talking about there or whether it's a response to my statement or someone else's statement.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on June 19, 2018, 03:40:57 pm
Most conspiracy theories involving 'shady groups of powerful people' always tend to focus on the Freemasons, the Illuminati, and occasionally the Skull and Bones society at Yale

Why don't we hear of conspiracies involving The Benevolent Order of Elks, Lions Club International, or The Odd Fellows?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on June 19, 2018, 03:41:16 pm
(such as Giordano Bruno, burnt alive in 1600 for teaching that the Earth revolves around the sun)
Please. His ramblings on cosmology were among the last on the long list of issues the church had a problem with. It's like saying a person convicted on five accounts of rape, three aggravated assaults and contempt of the court was put behind bars for insulting the judge.
I have no love for the church of Cathol in general, and for their methods of dealing with heresy in particular. But Bruno is just not the poster child for oppressed science that he's sometimes painted as. More like a poster child for oppressed occultism.

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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 19, 2018, 03:44:28 pm
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But Bruno is just not the poster child for oppressed science that he's sometimes painted as

But the perception was that he was, which is the real point.

Along with the treatment of Gallileo, it would make sense for people in the centuries after him to be circumspect in talking about that sort of stuff, especially since being burnt alive was still a thing that happened, in countries including Germany, and not yet consigned to history. Adam Weisshaupt and his generation didn't have smart-asses on the internet ( ;) ) to point out the fallacy in why Bruno was burnt.

And the Church themselves weren't exactly making the point that they only burnt Bruno for a subset of beliefs: they would have used such incidents to say "we burnt a heretic and all you heretics better watch out, or you're next". Sure, it's not likely that Adam Weisshaupt would have been burnt alive in 1776 in Germany for publicly speaking against the Church, but he couldn't have been sure about that, since, after all, the Church went through phases of both increased and decreased burnings and witch-hunts. You could only know that a certain nation in a certain period would be "safe" in hindsight. Remember, the Spanish Inquisition was still raging during the period, so Weisshaupt couldn't really be 100% sure such a thing wouldn't spread to Germany if more people started publicly speaking against Church teachings.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 19, 2018, 03:58:02 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 19, 2018, 04:06:24 pm
I have no idea what you're talking about there or whether it's a response to my statement or someone else's statement.

I'm inquiring about the cuban embassy thing,I've decided I'm going to go full subjective; since no objectivity can be achieved, and any attempt would just tilt the thing in an ugly direction.

Since that wasn't on the current page you probably should have linked/quoted or referenced it in more detail (by at least mentioning Cuba).

Looking over it, the general consensus however is that it's another example of mass hysteria / psychosomatic illness. Such things are actually quite common.

For example, a Slate article (https://slate.com/technology/2018/02/cubas-sonic-attacks-show-us-just-how-susceptible-our-brains-are-to-mass-hysteria.html) mentions a study in which groups were either exposed/not-exposed to infrasound.

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“It’s very easy to manipulate people’s physical well-being through giving them expectations about sound,” says Keith Petrie, who researched the power of the mind in relation to wind turbine syndrome. When Petrie and colleagues exposed people to both infrasound and sham infrasound (silence), they found it wasn’t the sound itself, but their expectations—or what’s known as the nocebo effect—that produced adverse physiological reactions. Witnessing another person with symptoms can create an even stronger response, as can the perceived cause.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 19, 2018, 05:52:16 pm
   As of a couple years, ago, in my flat, I was targeted. This was due to the lunatic cult-I met a woman(who I shall not name) who was going through some grieving struggles over her former boyfriend. On the night her boyfriend passed away, many of her friends were in tears, so they came to me to ask for solace and help in getting through their time of loss. I gave them that. Come to find out, years later, the masons would use that night in some sick way to their advantage-to set me;and her up. Looking back on it now, it really should not have surprised me, but it is rare that at a young age a person would be able to come to the realization that the elders in the family essentially worship satan, or are categorically in what would be defined as a cult. On the other hand-they did kick me out of the house at an early age. That would have gave them a bunch of time to practice their beliefs in secret, and it did. So please, tell me in some vain way how my personal experiences here are invalid. Yes, when I came from the very same family and house that practiced satan and rebelled against it;was punished for it via being held hostage on numerous occassions, having the unborn child  of the woman who I cared for at the time(nevermind that my caring for that person was corrupted by the fact that it was socially engineered in the first place, and taken advantage of)ripped from her womb without pause or respect, I will simply be personally attacked for it and called 'schizophrenic'. That is what the cult does;and by extension, innocent civilians who have not had the time of day to see the intricate workings of such a monster simply dismiss and deny anything that is said as 'crazy-talk'. Then the Cicada People(I will not vindicate them by saying their full name, or referring to their crazy sect as they would have people refer to it as) take that and run with it.

So, if I'm understanding you correctly, you hooked up with somebody after their boyfriend died, they got pregnant, and your folks kicked you out of the house for that and convinced your friend to get an abortion.

Do you see how an outside observer might look at these events and see no reason to believe anything more extraordinary than that your parents took an extremely dim view of sexual activity outside of marriage, particularly since many Masons are members of a religion that frowns upon it? It is certainly more plausible that people are acting out of the beliefs they profess to hold rather than engineering an elaborate cover-up of their real beliefs, at least without any evidence that they act in a manner contrary to what they claim to believe.

Also, I fail to see how your experiences are related to the Cuban embassy ailments.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on June 20, 2018, 09:33:58 am
This is your regular civility reminder. I haven't seen anything that crosses a line but I want to keep it that way.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 20, 2018, 04:32:17 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on June 20, 2018, 05:08:49 pm
I wonder if there are any other Freemasons here
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 20, 2018, 05:09:41 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on June 21, 2018, 05:18:54 am
I'm not a Mason but I know there's tons of them here in Missouri.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: wierd on June 21, 2018, 05:35:08 am
We have enough of them in Wichita to have a nursing home devoted to them that is one square city block in size.

I can't find any really good pictures of the place, here's an old vintage postcard...
(https://images.bonanzastatic.com/afu/images/f547/5e77/7021_6117858321/s-l1600.jpg)

but the place is super duper fancy, both inside and out.

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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 21, 2018, 08:05:41 am
That aerial photograph made me think of the "mystery farm house" in Potwin Kansas. There were several conspiracy sites dedicated to it:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Oh_Os7xJmgg/UpeDuT_5KxI/AAAAAAAAGeY/84CwRToQtg4/s1600/Aerial+-+Potwin+KS+Farmhouse+-+500+x+299.jpg)
"Aerial View of Mysterious Kansas Farmhouse Serving As Hub For Cyber-Attacks"


http://mysteriousfarmhouse.blogspot.com/
http://www.morganstanleygate.com/2013/10/victim-27-in-potwin-ks-farmhouse-cyber.html
http://darthmonkey2004.blogspot.com/2013/10/morganstanleygate-others-mysteriously.html

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Thelma Hinnen Vogelman, Andy Nellans, James Arnold. Searches on Vogelman elude to this man having intimate knowledge of the Keystone pipeline project, which is a significant oil pipeline stemming from Alberta, Canada. Vogelman died in 1998, yet his name continues to be used... a prime account to land for an identity thief.

Thelma Hinnen Vogelman turns out to be an old lady, probably the deceased mother of the owner of the farm, also a Vogelman. The article comment are pretty amusing, and even after someone linked the writer to an article explaining the Maxmind IP mapping glitch, he was still adamant that some nefarious web stuff is going on at the farmhouse. After someone linked the right article and asked if he felt silly, the author's last comment was:

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I do not feel silly. Regardless of the basic GEOtag info and the 80 (ish) mile radius... the fact remains that a registered Cox ISP backbone in this area was re-directing entire ISP Trunk lines of traffic... including mine. The fact that the farmhouse just so happened to be located at the center of the ISP service area is irrelevant. Someone, within this range, was (and continues to be) responsible.

Plus, the article said the people living there rent this place.  Why, I would ask, if someone was only renting, would they continue to stay through such a "technological terror"? Isn't it more likely they are being paid to stick it out and play the innocent?

First, how the fuck is there even "a registered Cox ISP backbone in this area" in the town of Potwin, Kansas (pop 450) that redirects entire ISP trunk lines of traffic, in different states? Potwin is about an hours drive from the nearest town of 13000 people. It's literally the middle of nowhere, and would be lucky to have basic dialup.

Second, "Isn't it more likely they are being paid to stick it out" is crazy conspiracy theory logic. The farmhouse had 600 million IP addresses accidentally attached to it by a random geolocation mapping glitch. It would be extremely improbable if the farmhouse just happened to also be a hub of real cyber-criminals.

https://splinternews.com/how-an-internet-mapping-glitch-turned-a-random-kansas-f-1793856052
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Max™ on June 21, 2018, 08:44:30 am
Masons huh, I've only dabbled a bit in knapping myself, and while the sparks and scattershot blasts of debris are exciting I'm far happier working with wood and steel than stone, personally.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on June 21, 2018, 09:52:19 am
Oh right the Stonecutters became the Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Bumber on June 21, 2018, 10:28:30 am
I'd hate it if we austrasized somebody when they're vulnerable.
But can we austrasize somebody for horribly misspelling ostracise? :P
By exile to Australia?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 21, 2018, 10:30:57 am
Oh right the Stonecutters became the Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers
*Civility clause*
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Back In My Day Thread
Post by: x2yzh9 on June 21, 2018, 11:09:54 am
Okay, so here is the proof that this guy, who works in the military, is harassing me.
https://np.reddit.com/user/Sampioni13
https://imgur.com/a/cUA7Bsf
and then, if you go and look at his post history, he clearly talks about how he's in the military. Even then, if you wanted to give this guy the benefit of the doubt...when it literally proves what is being said as some...ironic cognitive fallback point, you can clearly see him talking in this post- https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisthing/comments/86xncj/the_thing_in_the_back_of_the_truck_were_in_hawaii/ about a 'water foil board'. wow, what a clown way to disguise the fact that you are continuing to water board people. No matter, go to this post, https://www.reddit.com/r/rant/comments/86ixch/im_working_way_too_fucking_much/ , and he will complain about 'working too much' or probably just getting physically tired of waterboarding people all day. Nevermind the fact that this man lives in hawaii, a NSA hotbed, and is constantly talking using keywords that anyone that has a lick of sense from anything remotely military, or better yet general knowledge that any one in a military family would have just by default of being a military family.
"So now I'm doing two jobs. Both of which have only been worked by people E6-E7 for the last 7 years at least. While I'm an E3 and still not responsible enough to move out of the dorms even though I'm apparently responsible enough to review the unit's multi-million dollar budget."
this level of bufoonerry would only happen at an intelligence agency. I'm sorry, but the logical disconnect there is that this is one man they are shoving off managing millions of dollars of budget to. He's an E3, 23 years old, and managing millions of dollars for his unit. There is no way anyone in the marines, or any non-intelligence branch would be able to have that much fucking money in the first place, the NSA hoards it all and manages it like they can just go to the federal reserve and print more. Which they probably actually do, but that is besides the point of me getting a death threat from someone that is in the military, posts stuff that is pretty..original in the content, and then uses very often used words that are prevalent in the intelligence community, especially NSA.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 21, 2018, 12:27:05 pm
I think I see what happened here. The post you're calling harassment happened on r/nosleep, which is a reddit for sharing horror stories and creepypasta and so forth. In context, what you intended to be read seriously could reasonably be interpreted as an attempt to add to the story, and it looks like he responded in that spirit. That sort of exchange seems to be common on that Reddit, and no one intends them to be taken seriously. They're like forum games here.

As for the water foil board, that's an actual thing, although usually known as a hydrofoil board; it's a sort of surfboard with a hydrofoil array on the bottom so the surfer hydroplanes through the water and goes faster than they would on a normal board. Whatever the NSA presence in Hawaii might be, it's hardly surprising to see surfing equipment on an archipelago known for its waves -- but it would be surprising for the NSA to refer to waterboarding by a code that includes the words "water" and "board" rather than something totally unrelated and therefore totally unhelpful to someone listening in. That's been standard practice in the assignation of code words since WW2.

I grant you it's likely he's in the military, but there are some 36,000 military personnel in Hawaii. In the post, he mentions being assigned to a variety of administrative duties in lieu of the physical duties he'd be expected to do without his hip injury, which is exactly what one might expect of someone in the military. He's complaining about how much paperwork he has to do. Who here hasn't had more bookkeeping in our jobs than we might prefer? As for the budget review thing, review is not management. He's presumably expected to tally up the budget and ensure there are no arithmetic errors, not to determine where the money goes. Besides, we don't know how big a unit he's referring to. That budget may make perfect sense.

So, in short, what you regard as a death threat was made in a context where he probably assumed you were joking and was joking likewise, and nothing in his post history suggests he's anything other than he appears to be: a person in the military with unusual duties for his rank in view of his injury.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on June 21, 2018, 01:23:37 pm
hey x2, what are your thoughts on Q anon? Will he be able to take down the deep state?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Max™ on June 21, 2018, 03:11:34 pm
Ok, Trekkin, this is the conspiracy theory thread, not the reasonable examination and de-escalation thread... that one is... well, I don't think we're allowed to keep those on the internet anymore, they keep turning into weird trekkie vore fanfic discussion for some reason... *shudder*
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 21, 2018, 05:57:07 pm
@x2yzh9: you just have to google "water foil board" and you get pictures of what is clearly the thing in the back of that truck - a foilboard, which is used ... on water.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: redwallzyl on June 21, 2018, 06:46:51 pm
This thread was an entirely predictable mistake.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: scourge728 on June 21, 2018, 07:05:25 pm
This thread was an entirely predictable success.
FTFY
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Max™ on June 22, 2018, 12:29:41 am
I'm making a note here: HUGE [REDACTED]
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Post by: wierd on June 22, 2018, 02:15:55 am
"It also says you were adopted. So there's that too."
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Post by: Egan_BW on June 22, 2018, 04:30:47 am
Well here we are again.
It's always such a pleasure.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on June 22, 2018, 07:54:49 am
This thread was an entirely predictable mistake.

It's approaching that point, yeah.
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Post by: TamerVirus on June 22, 2018, 08:14:06 am
It was inevitable
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Post by: ChairmanPoo on June 22, 2018, 08:20:08 am
http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2018/06/sonic-attack-or-mass-paranoia-new-evidence-stokes-debate-over-diplomats-mysterious?utm_source=newsfromscience&utm_medium=facebook-text&utm_campaign=sonicattack-20074


Discuss, muggles.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 22, 2018, 08:38:13 am
This thread was an entirely predictable mistake.

It's approaching that point, yeah.

It was fun while it lasted, but everything on Bay12 devolves into smug shitposting sooner or later.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Egan_BW on June 22, 2018, 08:48:23 am
:smugface:
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Post by: TamerVirus on June 22, 2018, 09:04:13 am
Mass hysteria is really fucking weird. Similar symptoms in groups of people that just kinda happen.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: x2yzh9 on June 22, 2018, 04:31:46 pm
ITT:Get a death threat and prove it-suddenly he was 'joking'. Yes, like having someone break into your house with a KBAR knife and a ski-mask on is 'just a prank'.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories:The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on June 22, 2018, 05:00:29 pm
Let's take a short hiatus while we all reconsider the civility clause and how to best abide by it. When we return we'll talk about aliens.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on June 24, 2018, 06:43:54 am
New rule added. Reread dat clause mates.

Topic now is aliens of the cattle mutilation variety. Please discuss this.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on June 24, 2018, 09:18:48 am
You would think all the space aliens would know the ins and outs of the cow by now.
Perhaps instead they mutilate the cow for food and medicine.
Maybe there"s a higher galactic government that banned the harvesting of cows ala the ivory trade.
Maybe on planet Zeta 2.9 cow eyes are sold as a hyper rare aphrodisiac on the black market
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Egan_BW on June 24, 2018, 09:21:38 am
Seven eyed purple space wolves that can jump dimensions and come along to eat cows before warping back to their home plane.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: scourge728 on June 24, 2018, 10:11:23 am
Don't you know the cows kill them all?
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Post by: MrRoboto75 on June 24, 2018, 10:49:30 am
A swarm of cows can skeleton a piranha in seconds.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on June 24, 2018, 12:40:20 pm
Maybe the cows were mutilating each other.
You don't want beef with the cow cartels
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Max™ on June 24, 2018, 06:04:09 pm
Why would you mock me by asking me to read a clause WHEN YOU KNOW I CAN'T EVEN READ THESE WORDS I'M TYPING! I literally just mash keys and if it looks too long I whack the spacebar.

Conspiracy time: there are no aliens here outside of a small cluster which self-assembled with beamed over instructions and function with the purpose of slowing down our interest in certain types of space exploration and construction to keep us from figuring out how to access the galactic stellarnet and spamming it with genitalia and ads.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 24, 2018, 11:57:16 pm
-snip-
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Post by: MrRoboto75 on June 24, 2018, 11:59:51 pm
Taking into account the time they would need to assemble such a project; are you implying adds and genitalia were inevitable?

Mars Needs Nudes
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on June 25, 2018, 10:29:43 am
... I'm not sure if I should terminate this abomination I created or if all is according to plan...
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 25, 2018, 10:40:15 am
All is according to plan so far.

Next topic- monoliths and pyramids?
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Post by: dragdeler on June 25, 2018, 11:27:00 am
-snip-
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on June 25, 2018, 11:31:25 am
When you talk about pyramids you gotta talk about ancient aliens.
Unless you're talking about mystical pyramid power.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: dragdeler on June 25, 2018, 11:34:44 am
-snip-
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: McTraveller on June 25, 2018, 03:50:32 pm
When you talk about pyramids you gotta talk about ancient aliens.
Unless you're talking about mystical pyramid power.
I'm sure there were some young aliens involved too.  Actually, probably much more likely that it was young aliens, screwing around with pre-industrial civilizations for shits & giggles (or whatever bodily functions and sounds are appropriate for such aliens).
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: redwallzyl on June 25, 2018, 05:39:47 pm
All is according to plan so far.

Next topic- monoliths and pyramids?
Ancient peoples were cleverer then we give them credit for.
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 25, 2018, 06:19:37 pm
All is according to plan so far.

Next topic- monoliths and pyramids?
Ancient peoples were cleverer then we give them credit for.
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That motivational poster is good, except the implication that slaves built the pyramids is believed to be unfounded. Herodotus spread the "slaves" story, but he lived around 2000 years after the big pyramid-building era. The "slaves built the pyramids" myth is a sort of ancient conspiracy theory :)

My view on them is that they represented an ancient version of the Works Progress Administration.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/jan/11/great-pyramid-tombs-slaves-egypt

Here, they uncovered evidence that lowly pyramid-builders who died were buried in tombs along with beer, bread and other items for the afterlife. Not something you do with expendable slaves.

Quote
One popular myth that Egyptologists say was perpetrated in part by Hollywood held that Israelite slaves built the pyramids.

Amihai Mazar, professor at the Institute of Archaeology at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem, says that myth stemmed from an erroneous claim by the former Israeli prime minister Menachem Begin, on a visit to Egypt in 1977, that Jews built the pyramids.

"No Jews built the pyramids because Jews didn't exist at the period when the pyramids were built," Mazar said.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: redwallzyl on June 25, 2018, 07:01:51 pm
I'm quite familiar with how the pyramids were build. I am probobly the GD forums expert on things archeological. I espicilly like how the work crews named themselves. "the Drunkards of Menkaure" for example appears on graffiti hidden on blocks. There are all kinds of things people spewing conspiracy like to omit.

like say this:
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You may notice that is the quarry for the stone of the pyramids. You will also notice you can see a pyramid from it. You may also notice the super obvious signs of hand quarrying.
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It's like they mined the materials from right next to the pyramids or something.

There is the massive settlement of workers right next to the pyramids as well.
http://www.aeraweb.org/projects/lost-city/
With big bakeries to feed all the workers as well.
http://www.aeraweb.org/lost-city-project/feeding-pyramid-workers/

As far as assertions of alignment crap go that people throw out.
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Kind of hard to build them anywhere else.



For people to even suggest that the pyramids were not built by humans is the height of idiocy and ignorance. You literally need to ignore all contradictory evidence and basic sense.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on June 25, 2018, 10:00:05 pm
They also need to ignore the evidence that the early Egyptians didn't just come up with pyramids overnight. A pyramid is just a stepped pyramid with the gaps filled in, and a stepped pyramid is only smaller slabs built on top of larger slabs.

There are also the clear mistakes that were made along the way. Sneferu was the first to make a true pyramid after the stepped pyramids, and it took him three attempts to make the design work, the broken one at Meidum, the bent one at Dahshur, then the much less ambitious Red Pyramid, which was the first "proper" pyramid.

There were even construction errors made on the Great Pyramid of Giza.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: scourge728 on June 25, 2018, 10:03:19 pm
I remember hearing there were some rocks they mined at some point that they had to like pick up eroded chunks to quarry or something, something about diamond tipped drills or some such
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: redwallzyl on June 25, 2018, 11:03:40 pm
I remember hearing there were some rocks they mined at some point that they had to like pick up eroded chunks to quarry or something, something about diamond tipped drills or some such
That sounds bunk. For harder rock like granite they used copper saws with sand to cut them.
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Trekkin on June 30, 2018, 09:00:54 pm
Now that the thread has slowed down, have a conspiracy theory I came up with while watching UFO "documentaries":

What if all the UFO stuff from Roswell on began as deliberate attempts to hide US experimental aircraft (including Project Mogul) and US observations of Russian aircraft from the public that then morphed into a deliberate attempt to falsify and hide secret, captivating, and ultimately harmless information that could not possibly originate anywhere else? That way, whenever it showed up out in the wild or in other countries' hands, it could be more confidently traced back to its source and serve as a way to find and exclude people unsuited to handle classified information. Suppose it then metastasized into a whole host of secret projects whose whole point was to be conspicuously secret, partly justify the defense budget, and let people feel special for knowing super-classified information that not even [insert important official here] knows?

There need be no extraterrestrials or physics-defying super technologies, just a lot of paranoid people deeply enjoying the ego trip they get from having a need-to-know secret the other guy doesn't need to know. While collectively an operation of significant size, it would inherently be compartmentalized to test compartmentalization (and because secrets are more impressive when fewer people know them), and of course no whistle-blower would have any concrete proof that the alleged proof did not exist.

So there you go: it's not that there are extraterrstrials and the government is lying to us, it's that there are no extraterrestrials and the government is confusedly, officially-unofficially, and pompously lying to itself for kicks.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 30, 2018, 09:46:38 pm
This ties into South Park's theory regarding 9/11 conspiracy theories: that the government didn't do it, but wants people to think they did, because it makes them look powerful.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on July 01, 2018, 08:11:37 am
Makes more sense than hyperadvanced intelligent life traveling thousands of light years to rape people and murder cows.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: scourge728 on July 01, 2018, 10:30:08 am
To be fair, presumably in such a scenario they didn't COME to do that, they just kinda ended up doing thing, like how armies for most of earth's history ended up doing that with defeated foes, except they haven't killed us yet
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Hanslanda on July 01, 2018, 02:40:18 pm
Maybe aliens are wading through an intergalactic ocean of red tape bureaucratic claims before they can invade legally.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Loud Whispers on July 01, 2018, 03:08:12 pm
Makes more sense than hyperadvanced intelligent life traveling thousands of light years to rape people and murder cows.
I dunno. In a space society where ftl drives were owned by private individuals I could definitely see some ayy lmaos treating Earth like the cross between a formicarium and a brothel
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: redwallzyl on July 01, 2018, 03:12:08 pm
You can come up with endless possible reasons for things but without any evidence, and more importantly a falsifiable hypotheses, they are totally worthless. You might as well say the flying spaghetti monster an not aliens and it's no more false.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: MrRoboto75 on July 01, 2018, 03:47:39 pm
Maybe aliens are wading through an intergalactic ocean of red tape bureaucratic claims before they can invade legally.

So the aliens aren't American
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: TamerVirus on July 02, 2018, 10:07:43 am
When Polaris 8 sends its Greys, they're not sending their best.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on September 05, 2020, 08:25:07 am
Thought I should revive this thread rather than post conspiracy related stuff in other threads.

The Man Who Thinks Penguins are Fake (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZavBTa8er8) is good value for money. This is really peak Flat Earth. Penguins are robots and/or CGI hoaxery.

Good fun with Biden actually coming out and discussing QAnons (https://www.politico.com/news/2020/09/04/biden-qanon-bizarre-embarrassing-409090).
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: delphonso on September 06, 2020, 08:24:42 am
Yes please.

Glad someone is cutting down "Big Zoo" to size.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Bumber on September 07, 2020, 02:04:12 am
I mean, penguins are birds, aren't they? The CIA probably got them with the rest.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: scriver on September 07, 2020, 02:29:52 am
Makes more sense than hyperadvanced intelligent life traveling thousands of light years to rape people and murder cows.
I dunno. In a space society where ftl drives were owned by private individuals I could definitely see some ayy lmaos treating Earth like the cross between a formicarium and a brothel

And I would fly 400 light years and I would fly 400 more
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Cthulhu on September 08, 2020, 08:34:46 am
The biggest flaw in the  aliens built the pyramids theory is that if the Egyptians had alien technology they'd have bragged about that shit on every flat surface available.  There are entire cultures and kingdoms we only know about because the Egyptians carved steles bragging about kicking their asses.

As far as why no aliens here goes, I like the Vernor Vinge take, where the galaxy is divided into zones of thought and we're in the part where FTL and AI don't work, to protect us from depredations of hyper-advanced aliens.  It neatly explains the Fermi paradox while leaving open the possibility of eventually ramscooping our way into the beyond and finding vast ancient cosmopolitan galaxy, complete with Space Usenet
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Enemy post on September 08, 2020, 11:57:07 am
I liked a point someone made that since usually only nonwhite cultures have their accomplishments credited to aliens, taking the claims at face value could imply that aliens are racist towards white people.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: BoujeeTheAlan on September 08, 2020, 12:13:41 pm
I liked a point someone made that since usually only nonwhite cultures have their accomplishments credited to aliens, taking the claims at face value could imply that aliens are racist towards whites people.

... Ok ok... But what if we're looking in the wrong place. Maybe the nonwhite alien past conspiracy theories are just part of a bigger more elaborate conspiracy.  Obviously the claim that aliens visited us thousands of years ago is ludicrous. They are visiting NOW and taking up leadership amidst the straight white male ruling class. Don't believe me? Fine. But come on, we've all suspected Elon Musk wasn't human at some time or another. And I'm talking BEFORE he even started putting sci-fi brain computers into pigs. Now the evidence is undeniable
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on September 08, 2020, 12:29:09 pm
It really is interesting how that Elon Musk stuff isn't getting picked up by an conspiracy theorist. I think the issue is that if they engage with an actual story that involves the actual limits of the technology then they can't then fit that into their broader conspiracy narrative, where the mind control tech is already being used.

One interesting one is the idea that deepfakes are a conspiracy. i.e. the idea is that any media stories worrying about the spread of deepfakes are in fact fake stories planted by the lizard cabal so that when the video of Hillary Clinton's jaw distending and her eating the face off of a child inevitably surfaces it'll be passed off as one of these so-called "deepfakes".
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: BoujeeTheAlan on September 09, 2020, 10:44:55 pm
I guess good old Icke is still ahead of the curve with the very current threat of disguised reptoids. Isn't he on that covid is a hoax juice too? I know he was at anti lockdown protests recently
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on September 10, 2020, 01:28:21 am
Looked it up because of the alien pyramids thing, but Erich von Daniken is still kicking it seems. Haven't heard anything about him in a long time.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: scriver on September 10, 2020, 06:17:29 am
Double down man?
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Post by: Cthulhu on September 10, 2020, 08:04:15 am
That's Giorgio Tsoukalos, Erich von Daniken wrote Chariots of the Gods, which got the whole shitshow started.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: scriver on September 10, 2020, 08:35:26 am
Nice to see nobility still being the best of us ;)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: delphonso on September 10, 2020, 08:40:13 am
I liked a point someone made that since usually only nonwhite cultures have their accomplishments credited to aliens, taking the claims at face value could imply that aliens are racist towards white people.

I heard this echoed on Two Best Friends Play on Youtube some time ago. I have stolen the joke that follows from them:

"White people showed up to Egypt and they looked at the pyramids then looked at all the brown people and were like, -shrug- must have been aliens!"
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on September 10, 2020, 11:24:05 am
Erich Von Daniken wrote of the Easter Island heads being carved by aliens using lasers and transported using anti-gravity sleds, because clearly a bunch of primitive humans couldn't work out how to move some heavy rocks.

But he had to explain away the fact that the area where the statues were quarried is full of stone axes, literally thousands of worn-out stone axes. So what he said was that after the aliens left, the natives tried to emulate what the aliens had done, but after realizing it was futile they threw their stone tools down in disgust, which is why they litter the ground.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: ChairmanPoo on September 10, 2020, 12:24:50 pm
I liked a point someone made that since usually only nonwhite cultures have their accomplishments credited to aliens, taking the claims at face value could imply that aliens are racist towards white people.
Its not just nonwhite. I think it correlates more with little presence in pop culture. For instance Stonhenge was built by presumably white people but since the origins are murky it is enough for alien conspiranoics.

Likewise, most these folks know jackshit about the Maya so they claim them for their alien shtick, whereas conversely none of them claim the Colosseum was built by aliens, despite being contemporary to the former, because they are rather familiar with the history of the Roman Empire.

Likewise with the Egyptians: we have lots of records (including a drawing on how pyramids were built) but the average viewer of the ancient aliens dude knows next to none about any of this.

So tl,dr obscurity helps, but it doesnt matter as much whether they had no records as whether the average watcher of the series knows about them
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on September 10, 2020, 12:42:31 pm
Yeah, there's even a clear evolution of pyramid design. First the had burial slabs. Then they realized you could just build smaller burial slabs on top of other burial slabs for a stepped pyramid. Then they filled in the gaps. Then they gradually built steeper/taller ones. Nowhere is this clearer than the three pyramids during the reign pf Sneferu (a stepped one, a bent one that was too steep that was hastily capped off because it became unstable, then a shallow one), which show a clear amount of bollocking it up before they got it right:
https://www.timetrips.co.uk/pyramids-factssneferu.htm

You don't see this thing in many conspiracy videos:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/26/Bent_Pyramid_%E6%9B%B2%E6%8A%98%E9%87%91%E5%AD%97%E5%A1%94_-_panoramio.jpg/220px-Bent_Pyramid_%E6%9B%B2%E6%8A%98%E9%87%91%E5%AD%97%E5%A1%94_-_panoramio.jpg)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: scriver on September 10, 2020, 12:53:58 pm
Sneferu'd beyond all repair
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: MrRoboto75 on September 10, 2020, 01:07:04 pm
Imagine getting visited by advanced aliens and the only cool technology they bless you with is how to stack rocks really well so they don't fall down.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Dunamisdeos on September 11, 2020, 12:54:04 pm
If you think about it this is the basis of all human architecture, so with some creative interpretation that could be some cool shit.

PTW
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on September 11, 2020, 01:15:58 pm
PTW
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Cthulhu on September 11, 2020, 01:20:27 pm
I mean they gave us the ability to stack rocks up and now we live in a nightmare world, if they'd given us anything fancier we'd probably be extinct.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: dragdeler on September 11, 2020, 09:08:11 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: MrRoboto75 on September 11, 2020, 09:10:22 pm
I mean they gave us the ability to stack rocks up and now we live in a nightmare world, if they'd given us anything fancier we'd probably be extinct.

We say we're smarter than dolphins but they didn't invent employment and taxes so
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: dragdeler on September 11, 2020, 09:17:27 pm
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: delphonso on September 13, 2020, 03:31:40 am
If dolphins are so smart why don't they have computer games? Checkmate, marine biologists.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Dunamisdeos on September 15, 2020, 07:16:58 pm
If marine biologists are so smart why don't they go to boot camp like the other marines? Checkmate, US Armed Forces.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: thompson on September 15, 2020, 07:49:35 pm
The fact so many people seem to hold on to absurd beliefs is something that has always troubled me. But, when you think about it, what’s the biological motivation for rationality? Sure, having an accurate understanding of the world around you will help with your survival, but as a social species surely social cohesion is more important? Thus, if other people in your tribe believe weird shit, your reproductive fitness would increase by adopting those views yourself. The existence and persistence of every religion on Earth seems to support this.

So, believing arbitrary shit because other people believe it too is actually the norm, not the exception. Scientific thinking requires one to overcome these innate limitations of the mind and call BS on your own (socially motivated) instincts. That requires a good deal of self-discipline and meta-cognition.

Where CTs get interesting is where the proponent actually harms their social standing by holding them. Part of that could be due to escalating commitment to an existing idea, part could be to strengthen a sense of identity to some subculture. Part of it could be narcissism. I guess plenty of other pathological thought patterns exist (such as addiction) so it probably shouldn’t be a surprise some instincts start misbehaving and feed themselves in a vicious, self-destructive cycle.

So, in a way, conspiratorial thinking is just a form of mental masturbation where one satisfies their desire for answers by making up their own.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on September 16, 2020, 09:00:59 am
I would make the first point stronger, and disagree with the last one.
There appears to be a biological motivation >for believing weird shit<. Dawkins is fond of a nice illustrative argument: an early hominid on the savannah would be evolutionarily advantaged if each time they had heard a rustling in the grass he imagined it to be a tiger, even if 99% of the time there was none. A rational hominid would demand proof before acting, and in short order reduce their fitness. All the irrational storytelling of the likes of conspiracy theories or religions would then be a spandrel of that early evolutionary pressure.

And I think identifying with some specific conspiracy theory - as long as it's not completely idiosyncratic - does provide a sense of community, maybe even the strongest one has ever experienced. One might end up shunned by their former social environment, but that only makes being in their new group more satisfying. It's the besieged fortress syndrome.
I would maybe agree about it being isolating if we were still in the pre-information revolution era, but these days it's extremely easy to find like-minded individuals online, and with sufficient membership move on to physical gatherings. Meetings of flat earth societies are a thing, after all. One can find a partner there. Start a family. Homeschool the kids.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Maximum Spin on September 16, 2020, 05:23:23 pm
A rational hominid would demand proof before acting, and in short order reduce their fitness.
That's not really what 'rational' means. It's perfectly rational to assume the rustling in the grass could be a tiger and get away from it immediately on a simple cost/benefit calculation: even if you only get eaten 1% of the time, the severity still dominates all the other possibilities. It's irrational to assume the rustling in the grass could be fairies, unless fairies are a common predator in your ecosystem.

And no, rationality doesn't demand you sit there and actually perform the calculation either. You're allowed to make an immediate guess. Basically, this is the "Spock" strawman rationality.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on September 16, 2020, 06:25:03 pm
Maximum Spin is right there. Assuming wrongly that the rustling could be a tiger works out if you do a game theory payoff matrix. Say the rustling could be a rabbit and if you investigate then there's a payoff of +1, but if it's a tiger the payoff is -100. It would make sense to always avoid the rustling grass if the probability of the tiger was 1% or greater.

We can actually view primitive humans as already doing the game theory calculations without knowing it, and of course they must be doing that because the ones who got that right were the ones who survived more often. So, if a tiger jumps out of the grass and mauls your friend that one time then you might be "irrationally" scared of rustling grass in future, but that's not really irrational: the tiger jumping out of the grass was a data-point, and since you don't know the actual probability of a tiger being there, every data point added to the pool is meaningful, and if you've only experienced mysteriously rustling grass a few times then it makes sense to weight that based on past experience. So if the grass rustled three times and one of those times a tiger jumped out, it makes sense to always be scared of rustling grass until further notice since a 1/3 chance of a tiger is pretty major considering how devastating a tiger attack would be.

Hence, why some stimulus being connected with a negative experience makes us more scared of the stimulus and why exposure therapy to the stimulus makes us less scared. The first experience was a data point, and the subsequent experiences were further data points.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: thompson on September 16, 2020, 07:07:09 pm
The rustling grass argument makes more sense if you’re a rabbit than a human. Early hunters would have known enough about tigers to get it right a damn sight more than 1% of the time. And they absolutely WOULD use their knowledge of tiger behaviour to inform their judgement.

I also think it’s fallacious to assume everything mental pathology confers some evolutionary advantage. Sometimes shit just breaks. The brain is a complex machine, it would be truly astounding if nothing ever went wrong. That things can still work out for some conspiracy theorists is incidental. Many clearly aren’t benefiting from it.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on September 16, 2020, 07:22:25 pm
Whether or not it's rabbits or tigers is entirely not the point.

the point is it's not 'rational' to not act until you have complete information, it's rational to analyze the payoffs and probabilities and choose the best course of action based on that. And the reason it's rational is that this does in fact give the best overall payoff.

The point about evolution is that people and animals naturally do these calculations already.

EDIT: going back to beliefs, consider whether or not it was rational to believe in God or not in the middle ages for example. You could either profess a belief in God, and get by pretty well, or you could proclaim a lack of belief and end up being burnt at the stake. If we based rationality on outcomes, then the rationality of all actions must be based on the actual outcome vs desired outcome.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: thompson on September 16, 2020, 07:33:54 pm
Edit: Deleted. I may have misread the double negative.

Edit 2: Ninja’d
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on September 16, 2020, 07:35:06 pm
I already covered that by specifying that it's dependent on collecting additional data points. If your only data point was that you saw some rustling in long grass one time then a tiger jumped out, that's your only data point so you should logically always be wary of the same phenomena. But I did already specify there can be additional data points that changes that.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on September 16, 2020, 07:37:48 pm
(acting without proof was a poor choice of words, and doing a disservice to the argument - which I'm now going to attempt to salvage)
A rational hominid would say: I ran, because there could be a tiger in the bushes. An irrational one would say: I ran because there was a tiger in the bushes.
Which one do you think ran earlier and faster?
The point is not that one can't act on incomplete information, the point is that certainty where there can be none gives one an edge.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Maximum Spin on September 16, 2020, 07:40:07 pm
EDIT: going back to beliefs, consider whether or not it was rational to believe in God or not in the middle ages for example. You could either profess a belief in God, and get by pretty well, or you could proclaim a lack of belief and end up being burnt at the stake. If we based rationality on outcomes, then the rationality of all actions must be based on the actual outcome vs desired outcome.
Well, the flaw in that argument is that it only works for the individual. It does nothing to explain where the belief comes from in the first place - that is, why anyone would start believing in, say, Christianity during the time when it's weird and new and everyone else is worshipping Jupiter Capitolinus.

A rational hominid would say: I ran, because there could be a tiger in the bushes. An irrational one would say: I ran because there was a tiger in the bushes.
Which one do you think ran earlier and faster?
The point is not that one can't act on incomplete information, the point is that certainty where there can be none gives one an edge.
They would both still run immediately after hearing it. Whether you are certain has no effect on the fact that you still have to run immediately in case it is. Certainty gives you no edge here — people who stop and take a moment to argue "well, maybe it's not a tiger, let's wait and see" would also be irrational.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on September 16, 2020, 07:41:03 pm
(acting without proof was a poor choice of words, and doing a disservice to the argument - which I'm now going to attempt to salvage)
A rational hominid would say: I ran, because there could be a tiger in the bushes. An irrational one would say: I ran because there was a tiger in the bushes.
Which one do you think ran earlier and faster?
The point is not that one can't act on incomplete information, the point is that certainty where there can be none gives one an edge.

I don't think that's necessarily rational vs irrational.

If every time you heard rustling there was a tiger, it would be completely rational to say "rustlings means tigers" until you have further evidence. That would at that point have the weight of any scientific theory we have. We say that gravity causes things to fall down because we've never seen the inverse phenomena of them falling up, not because we're more rational.

Where you're probably right is that we collapse probabilities into certainties because it makes the mental computations simpler. I guess that's irrational, but the alternative is not being able to do the needed calculations at all, so it's an approximation of reality. Fun fact: "foolish" and "sensible" don't necessarily map to "irrational" and "rational" in that system.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: thompson on September 16, 2020, 07:48:05 pm
Ok, we’re using different baselines for “rational”. Correct me if I’m wrong, but you seem to be saying individual decisions are rational. What I’m saying is that the beliefs a person holds don’t need to be rational. There’s no contradiction there, so I guess we mostly agree.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Maximum Spin on September 16, 2020, 07:50:23 pm
Ok, we’re using different baselines for “rational”. Correct me if I’m wrong, but you seem to be saying individual decisions are rational. What I’m saying is that the beliefs a person holds don’t need to be rational. There’s no contradiction there, so I guess we mostly agree.
There are no rational beliefs.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on September 16, 2020, 08:00:46 pm
The thing about the tiger got me thinking. How much evidence that there is a tiger is enough evidence?

If you heard rustling then said "there's a tiger there" without further evidence then that may be irrational. But what if a tiger's head popped out, there's always a chance that you're hallucinating or seeing some hitherto unknown animal that just looks like a tiger, or you buddy killed a tiger and put their head on a stick and they poked it out as a joke. Sure, these things are unlikely, but the rustling thing was based on likelihood in the first place. So all we can every really say is that "the preponderance of evidence indicates that there is really a tiger".
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: thompson on September 16, 2020, 08:25:44 pm
The thing about the tiger got me thinking. How much evidence that there is a tiger is enough evidence?

Probability of tiger being there times cost of tiger being there > benefit of being there sans tiger times probability of tiger not being there.

No need for anyone to be sure of anything, really. Now, if you’re asking how much evidence you need to say “there is a tiger there”... well, that depends on your definition of is.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on September 16, 2020, 09:04:56 pm
I believe the tiger IS there, and he died for our sins.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Maximum Spin on September 16, 2020, 09:07:45 pm
I believe the tiger IS there, and he died for our sins.
Is this what you get when you cross C. S. Lewis with Rudyard Kipling?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: MorleyDev on September 16, 2020, 09:10:47 pm
The real tiger was the friends we made along the way.

Ok, we’re using different baselines for “rational”. Correct me if I’m wrong, but you seem to be saying individual decisions are rational. What I’m saying is that the beliefs a person holds don’t need to be rational. There’s no contradiction there, so I guess we mostly agree.
There are no rational beliefs.

I believe that when I stop outside my house i will not go flying into space. That belief is based on the previous experience of not flying into space, but it's a belief. There's two types of belief or 'faith' or whatever to categorise, a belief based on prior experience and a belief that experience will follow.

`He's never broke my trust before despite having oppurtunity, so I believe he won't have broken it this time` is a rational conclusion, whilst `He's a priest and therefore will never break my trust` is belief without the prior experience with that person to substantiate it. But this is all semantic xD The rational conclusion can be wrong, and those types of conclusions are more open to being challenged and changed with extra evidence.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: thompson on September 16, 2020, 09:31:23 pm
The real tiger was the friends we made along the way.

Ok, we’re using different baselines for “rational”. Correct me if I’m wrong, but you seem to be saying individual decisions are rational. What I’m saying is that the beliefs a person holds don’t need to be rational. There’s no contradiction there, so I guess we mostly agree.
There are no rational beliefs.

I believe that when I stop outside my house i will not go flying into space. That belief is based on the previous experience of not flying into space, but it's a belief. There's two types of belief or 'faith' or whatever to categorise, a belief based on prior experience and a belief that experience will follow.

`He's never broke my trust before despite having oppurtunity, so I believe he won't have broken it this time` is a rational conclusion, whilst `He's a priest and therefore will never break my trust` is belief without the prior experience with that person to substantiate it. But this is all semantic xD The rational conclusion can be wrong, and those types of conclusions are more open to being challenged and changed with extra evidence.

I’ll go one better. I believe multiplication is associative.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Maximum Spin on September 16, 2020, 09:40:59 pm
I believe that when I stop outside my house i will not go flying into space.
No, you expect it. You don't believe it, because you presumably know that there is, in fact, a possibility that you would for any of a number of reasons, you just don't think any of those reasons will apply.
I’ll go one better. I believe multiplication is associative.
Then you'd be wrong. Multiplication is only associative on a semigroup.

Actually, this gets to an important thing I see people say (wrongly) rather often. Mathematical statements are not intrinsic logical truths, they are definitions. Multiplication in R is associative because it's defined that way. It's a convention, not a fact.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: thompson on September 16, 2020, 10:40:50 pm
I believe that when I stop outside my house i will not go flying into space.
No, you expect it. You don't believe it, because you presumably know that there is, in fact, a possibility that you would for any of a number of reasons, you just don't think any of those reasons will apply.
I’ll go one better. I believe multiplication is associative.
Then you'd be wrong. Multiplication is only associative on a semigroup.

Actually, this gets to an important thing I see people say (wrongly) rather often. Mathematical statements are not intrinsic logical truths, they are definitions. Multiplication in R is associative because it's defined that way. It's a convention, not a fact.

I was referring to R, but left myself open to that one. In any case, you understand my point. A person certainly can believe things that are trivially true. Real-world beliefs are trickier, but you can maintain rationally by qualifying everything with terms such as “consistent with” or “likely to”. I’ll grant you it’s uncommon, though.

Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: scriver on September 17, 2020, 12:19:48 am
And why do I expect it? Because I believe it.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on September 17, 2020, 12:27:31 am
I believe the tiger IS there, and he died for our sins.
Is this what you get when you cross C. S. Lewis with Rudyard Kipling?
Crudeyard L. Sheepling. Half man, half author, all tiger.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: wierd on September 17, 2020, 02:16:05 am
Only on paper.

(hides)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on September 18, 2020, 02:02:36 am
https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/deliberately-made-gary-ablett-snrs-shares-radical-coronavirus-conspiracy-theories/news-story/0fa2b3c0208fb291dda20df31cc7666b

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AFL legend Gary Ablett Sr. has uploaded a lengthy face-to-camera video in which he claims the coronavirus was “deliberately made and designed, and deliberately released” by the Illuminati and other secret societies.

The 27-minute video titled “What’s really going on and who’s behind it all” was uploaded to YouTube on Thursday. In it, the 58-year-old shares a number of conspiracy theories related to COVID-19.

“I feel a little bit motivated and compelled to come out and say some things that really need to be said concerning our current circumstances,” Ablett Sr. said.

“We’re talking about the Illuminati, Freemasonry fraternities, secret society people who are behind all this. It’s been going on now since the plans all started with the Illuminati way back in 1776.

The "Illuminati" thing is one of the signs you're dealing with a barely literally knob-head. It doesn't take much personal research to work out who and what the actual "Illuminati" were. It just means "enlightened" as in "The Enlightenment".

They were just a group of German rationalists who wanted to get more secular people into the Bavarian government, which was at the time monopolized by the Catholic Church, back when you could still be executed horribly for heresy. The idea that the Bavarian Illuminati were a bunch of cackling old men trying to control the world is just silly. But, i guess to those christian conspiracy theorists explaining how the Illuminati only wanted to promote secular humanism wouldn't really help matters since they think Dawkins is the spawn of Satan anyway.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: George_Chickens on September 18, 2020, 02:44:05 am
https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/deliberately-made-gary-ablett-snrs-shares-radical-coronavirus-conspiracy-theories/news-story/0fa2b3c0208fb291dda20df31cc7666b

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AFL legend Gary Ablett Sr. has uploaded a lengthy face-to-camera video in which he claims the coronavirus was “deliberately made and designed, and deliberately released” by the Illuminati and other secret societies.

The 27-minute video titled “What’s really going on and who’s behind it all” was uploaded to YouTube on Thursday. In it, the 58-year-old shares a number of conspiracy theories related to COVID-19.

“I feel a little bit motivated and compelled to come out and say some things that really need to be said concerning our current circumstances,” Ablett Sr. said.

“We’re talking about the Illuminati, Freemasonry fraternities, secret society people who are behind all this. It’s been going on now since the plans all started with the Illuminati way back in 1776.

The "Illuminati" thing is one of the signs you're dealing with a barely literally knob-head. It doesn't take much personal research to work out who and what the actual "Illuminati" were. It just means "enlightened" as in "The Enlightenment".

They were just a group of German rationalists who wanted to get more secular people into the Bavarian government, which was at the time monopolized by the Catholic Church, back when you could still be executed horribly for heresy. The idea that the Bavarian Illuminati were a bunch of cackling old men trying to control the world is just silly. But, i guess to those christian conspiracy theorists explaining how the Illuminati only wanted to promote secular humanism wouldn't really help matters since they think Dawkins is the spawn of Satan anyway.
Bah. Everyone knows it's Majestic 12 who are responsible.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: scriver on September 18, 2020, 04:56:12 am
The idea that the Bavarian Illuminati were a bunch of cackling old men trying to control the world is just silly.

So you say, yet the reach of Octoberfest grows further and further each year. Soon they will envelop the whole world in their bavarian barmaid's buxom cleavage
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: x2yzh9 on September 19, 2020, 09:58:24 am
Well to be fair, I don't really blame people for thinking freemasons =/= illuminati. The only difference as far as I can discern between the two was that the Bavarian Illuminati did die off, yes, but freemasonry has been around since ancient times(think Egypt and the pharaohs) and has been persecuted at many times, in ancient Egypt by the pharaohs(They were not slaves however but still helped build the pyramids). Freemasonry was also involved in a huge standoff with Catholicism and Catholics way back in the day(please note I am using 'standoff' in a term of huge generalization). As far as conspiracy theories go, I would like to refer you to the FBI's report on Q anon. Apparently somewhere in their report they left a note regarding actual conspiracy theories and subsequent events,
Spoiler: Yahoo News (click to show/hide)

And personally, I think it is the key of irony that Ice Cube, whom I have personally encountered in my travels in life at a place I will not name here, has been posting anti-semitic imagery and Q anon memes lately. I mean it's just ironic to me, because of the fact that while undergoing a stressful life period I actually met the guy at a now-closed Sundance Hospital in Garland. The hospital was shit, suffice to say, and I no longer believe in Q anon(thankfully. I still believe in, well, actual conspiracies that I've been witness to before) but rather think there's a more broad, mainstream conspiracy within the military industrial complex. I mean, what would you do if your entire family's male heritage line was full of Masons, you've met Ice Cube before at a shitty hospital you literally had to make a report to the FBI about to get shut-down(and he himself claimed he worked for the NSA, not my words, his) and when it got shutdown absolutely nothing happened except for the company declaring bankruptcy and only the non-governmental employees being punished. Sounds like a cover-up? Well, that's because it is, and I was there firsthand. Sure, I'm up to debate this, but not into meaningless existence. I do, after all, have a life I'm trying to repair by going to my local college and hopefully pushing for uni one day.

All in all though, I really do despise it when people decide that holding a conspiracy theory to view is designated as a 'mental illness'. There are various factors that go into people having a mental illness that is quantifiably and quantitatively different then someone believing a conspiracy theory. There are also real consequences for having a mental illness in the United States, and there needs to be serious reform on that note. Correlation does not equal causation.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: delphonso on September 19, 2020, 10:17:04 am
I think a big part of that is that there are conspiracy theories (MK Ultra, Bush did 9/11, JFK never died) which range from uncovered and true to ridiculous but within the realm of possibility.

And then there are Conspiracy Theories. Like the moon is a giant camera set up by aliens, which require a certain level of delusion. Even these range from plausible but against modern understandings (I dunno, time travel stuff?) all the way to requiring magic and aliens and huge populations keeping secrets like the Human Sacrifices stuff eventually gets to. That is the stuff which equates to mental illness. Because one can't exist without the other.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on September 19, 2020, 11:34:23 pm
Well to be fair, I don't really blame people for thinking freemasons =/= illuminati. The only difference as far as I can discern between the two was that the Bavarian Illuminati did die off, yes, but freemasonry has been around since ancient times(think Egypt and the pharaohs) and has been persecuted at many times, in ancient Egypt by the pharaohs(They were not slaves however but still helped build the pyramids).

This is just silly.


The freemasons formed as part of the guild system in circa the 14th century. They have local chapters because that's the traditional decentralized structure of guilds of the 14th century, and the Masons have kept the ranks and system pretty much intact from that (apprentice, journeyman and master system basically). So what, did they have guilds in ancient Egypt and the rank system just happened to align with how 14th century European guilds work, and the Freemasons somehow carried that on for 4000 years without ever once being mentioned in any historical accounts? They super-secret, i guess, so if anyone could pull off such a daring thing, they could /s

Most of the Freemason conspiracy theories date from the late 19th century, and in fact the idea that they built the pyramids but "weren't slaves" sounds like antisemitic racism: i.e. it's the idea that the Jews are behind the Freemasons. Which is unhistoric too. If the Jews were in Egypt then the likely time would be about 1000 years after the pyramids were built. See the Judea-Masonic Conspiracy Theory:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judeo-Masonic_conspiracy_theory

As for the links to Egypt, the freemasons in their founding story do say that "masonry" came from Euclid in Egypt, however this claim is clearly just bullshit.
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The earliest masonic texts each contain some sort of a history of the craft, or mystery, of masonry. The oldest known work of this type, The Halliwell Manuscript, or Regius Poem, dates from between 1390 and 1425. This document has a brief history in its introduction, stating that the "craft of masonry" began with Euclid in Egypt, and came to England in the reign of King Athelstan (born about 894, died 27 October 939).[1] Shortly afterwards, the Cooke Manuscript traces masonry to Jabal son of Lamech (Genesis 4: 20–22), and tells how this knowledge came to Euclid, from him to the Children of Israel (while they were in Egypt),
This is clearly illiterate bullshit right here. Euclid was a post-Alexander-the-great Egyptian Greek, around 300BC, which is about 2200 years later than the large-scale architecture of the pyramids or the Sphinx. The idea that he lived in "biblical times" and instructed the Jews on masonry during their soujourn in Egypt is complete bollocks. Euclid lived over a thousand years too late for any of that. So the masons mention a link to Egypt yet it shows they had a complete lack of education on anything to do with Egyptian history. And if 'masonry' came via Euclid to England in 900AD then what the fuck were the Romans doing before that?

Second, the view that the pyramids were built with slave labor, at all, used to be commonly believed but has been thoroughly debunked. The big pyramids were all built around 2500 BC, well before the Egyptians had any sort of empire, and at the time the Pharaohs didn't even have a permanent standing army, let alone enough centralized force to enslave the entire population.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_of_ancient_Egypt#The_Old_Kingdom_(2686%E2%80%932181_BC)

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During the Old Kingdom, there was no professional army in Egypt; the governor of each nome (administrative division) had to raise his own volunteer army. Then, all the armies would come together under the Pharaoh to battle. Because military service was not considered prestigious, the army was mostly made up of lower-class men, who could not afford to train in other jobs

That basically doesn't sound like the type of organization you'd have if the Pharaoh was managing millions of slaves.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: x2yzh9 on September 20, 2020, 12:33:23 pm
O.K. I didn't come here to argue, or debate anything, or to be told that my views are anti-Semitic by nature(my brother is Jewish), or to be told that I don't know anything about masonry when my entire family tree is full of them on the male side. I came here to make a post, that's it, really. I understand people here love to debate things but I don't have the time nor literal energy to do that. Make of it what you will.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Il Palazzo on September 20, 2020, 01:30:36 pm
Note, that nobody's saying you don't know what freemasons believe about themselves. What is being said, is that those beliefs are silly.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: x2yzh9 on September 20, 2020, 01:57:36 pm
    Well, like I said, not here to debate much but I will agree that the belief itself is a little silly, sure, but here in the US that is what a lot of them believe. Or at least a certain one I met who lives near the former still living president George Bush, who is ironically, also a free mason(I'm like 99.9% positive on that one. Gonna leave the 00.1 percentage because I could always be wrong). Also, I could go on and on for days about what it's like growing up in a Mason centric family, but I'd rather not just go on a rant about Masonry and all their secrets, I'd rather get to the core of the issue. Which to be fair this is the conspiracy thread, but does on that note, can anyone link me to a particular story I have been often thinking of? It is in regards to the Masons and Knight's Templar, and it went something like this; The catholic church was coming to execute all the masons in Europe. Some escaped, some didn't, but long story short within the span of a 'single night'(likely a week or two, but back then getting a message across the entirety of Europe for a certain group of people was nearly impossible, right? or no?) they gathered everyone up and set sail from a port somewhere in France, heading West. Aside from these people, and say, the Vikings who mysteriously disappeared, is there any other indigenous or non-indigenous groups who are rumored to, or have officially, had to make mass migrations in the past? Also what is the actual likely story behind the Vikings disappearing?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: scriver on September 20, 2020, 05:28:27 pm
Uhm... The vikings disappeared because heightened European ability to defend against sea-raids, the fact that they had already conquered the British Isles, and mostly the fact that they likely only appeared to begin with because of a farming-technology-caused population surplus in the first place.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on September 20, 2020, 06:55:36 pm
> The catholic church was coming to execute all the masons in Europe

Where is this stuff coming from?

So the ... masons headed west from Europe in the middle ages, that's the conspiracy theory. Presumably this is a Mormon-type thing where they landed in the USA. But here's a sanity check on that claim. The claim is that boatloads of masons escaped to the Americas. Why, then, didn't they build any masonry when they got there? If you tell me to look at the Aztecs or Incas you should bitch-slap whoever told you that. The whole point about native American architecture is how wacky it is, since it developed in isolation from Eurasian architecture. They had some novel building techniques that the Old World doesn't have, but they also lacked basic things like wheeled vehicles to transport materials, or basic architecture like arches.

> Aside from these people, and say, the Vikings who mysteriously disappeared, is there any other indigenous or non-indigenous groups who are rumored to, or have officially, had to make mass migrations in the past? Also what is the actual likely story behind the Vikings disappearing?

This is at the level where all I can say is you should read the whole wikipedia entry on the vikings before we can even discuss that.

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Expert sailors and navigators aboard their characteristic longships, Vikings voyaged as far as the Mediterranean littoral, North Africa, and the Middle East. After decades of exploration around the coasts and rivers of Europe, Vikings established Norse communities and governments scattered across north-western Europe, Belarus,[9] Ukraine[10] and European Russia, the North Atlantic islands all the way to the north-eastern coast of North America. The Vikings and their descendants established themselves as rulers and nobility in many areas of Europe. The Normans, descendants of Vikings who conquered and gave their name to what is now Normandy, also formed the aristocracy of England after the Norman conquest of England. While spreading Norse culture to foreign lands, they simultaneously brought home strong foreign cultural influences to Scandinavia, profoundly influencing the historical development of both. During the Viking Age the Norse homelands were gradually consolidated from smaller kingdoms into three larger kingdoms; Denmark, Norway and Sweden.


Nobody disappeared, the vikings are the ancestors of the Danes, Swedes, Norwegians. Iceland is one of the remaining Viking outposts, and it's kind of obvious they're related to modern people in Scandinavia. What happened was that at the start there weren't big centralized kingdoms in Scandinavia so local lords would send raiding parties out, but as they conquered territory and Scandinavia consolidated into a few larger kingdoms, this behavior died out.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Egan_BW on September 20, 2020, 07:02:35 pm
I'll admit that x2yzh9's posts are really hard for me to read because they don't use line breaks at all. It's helpful if you press enter each time you switch subjects, especially if you do so several times over the course of a post.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: scriver on September 21, 2020, 12:24:42 am
I realised later after my post that what was probably being referred to was the North American colony of Eric the Red; if it was then they didn't go missing or vanish mysteriously or anything -- the very same source that tells us Eric established a colony in Wineland also tells us that they engaged in hostilities with the people living there, that Eric died, and that his daughter led the remains of the colony back to Greenland and Iceland.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on November 19, 2020, 06:33:36 pm
Forgot about this thread, should post any more conspiracy stuff in here, keep it contained. I was wondering about PizzaGate since I never really looked at that in detail, so here's a breakdown of that. f you get a paywall merely open it in a private window.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/12/10/business/media/pizzagate.html

I'm not going to explain what PizzaGate is in detail, but assume people have a general familiarity with what it's about, I'm just going to summarize a few key observations.

So as I understand it, the original conjecture was that in the Podesta emails the phrase "cheese pizza" is merely code for "child pornography". So "cheese pizza" nudge nudge, wink wink. Believe it or not, this is the entire basis of the theory.

so it's just code and doesn't actually mean pizza at all. Then they noticed that lot of the time, they mentioned a specific pizza joint - Comet Ping Pong. So then the theory becomes that the "CP" is in the pizza joint. At this point any rational person is asking a simple question - if pizza is a code for not-at-all-pizza then why the fuck is the action happening in an actual pizza joint?

So "pizza" is in fact merely a code word ... for pedo orgies while eating a pizza? This is a job for the Ministry of Redundancy Ministry.

Someone then came up with a hypothesized code-word reading:
hotdog = boy
pizza = girl
cheese = little girl
pasta = little boy
ice cream = male prostitute
walnut = person of color
map = semem
sauce = orgy

This is then taken as FACT, despite completely contradicting the original "code" of Cheese Pizza meaning CP / Child Pornography. We've moved past that now, so "cheese pizza" the original phrase we said was questionable because of initials CP now means "little girl girl". Which makes "tons" of sense. But we're past the point of making sense so all the logic from here on in is 100% circular without needing to reference anything outside our own imagination.

Then there's the "walnut sauce" phrase. Which they've highlighted because it has potentially creepy connotations (semen). That's because of this email exchange:

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From: Jim Steyer
To: John Podesta and Mary Podesta

Hey John,

We know you're a true master of cuisine and we have appreciated that for years …

But walnut sauce for the pasta? Mary, plz tell us the straight story, was the sauce actually very tasty?
Source: Wikileaks
04-11-2015
From: John Podesta
To: Jim Steyer and Mary Podesta

It's an amazing Ligurian dish made with crushed walnuts made into a paste. So stop being so California.

A little bit of fact-checking shows that the Podesta surname is from the Liguria region of Italy, and that pasta with walnut sauce is a traditional dish of that region. So, reading this as plain text, the Podestas had a dinner where they served traditional Italian cooking, someone else heard about what they had and was weirded out by some Italian cooking he never heard about, assumed it was some Nouveau Riche hipster thing.

Or, you can go with the conspiracy version by substituting in the terms from the "code" and trying to make sense of that.

So Jim was emailing because he heard they had an interracial orgy which included a little boy, and John replied that it's a traditional Italian thing ... where they crush the interracial person apparently, and apparently Californian Cabal members aren't into the interracial orgy bit. So yeah, try and make sense of that.

Merely by taking "walnut sauce" out of context you give it connotations that it never had. Going off how the conspiracy people talk, you'd think that the phrase "walnut sauce" is in there entirely without context, or it's repeated in different emails, but it's literally that one time someone asked John Podesta about Italian food. So the fact that it just happens to be a traditional dish in the Podesta's home region of Italy is a mere coincidence? If however, they used it as code because they're Italian, then why would it then be also used by people who clearly aren't of Italian origin, and if Jim was primed on the code to start with, wouldn't he already be down with it rather than being a skeptic?

Some people are still absolutely convinced that the Podestas are child molesters, to the point that debunking any of these actual facts no longer have any bearing on their certainty. I think that's best understood by looking at how the original "code" of "cheese pizza" / "CP" which was the closest they ever had to any proof was so quickly discarded by more elaborate theories that took the accusations as fact and merely tried to make everything fit together. Pure circular logic to the entire thing.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on November 19, 2020, 07:49:30 pm
QAnonAnon episode 100, news was about Wayfair QAnon conspiracy theory.

https://www.bbc.com/news/waorld-53416247

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A well-known activist tweeted about the high price of storage cabinets being sold by online retailer, Wayfair.

The user pointed out that the cabinets were "all listed with girls' names," prompting followers to allege that the pieces of furniture actually had children hidden in them as part of a supposed child trafficking ring.
...
By that point, QAnon followers were making supposed links between the fact that some expensive pieces of Wayfair furniture are named after girls, and actual cases of missing children in the US with the same names.

Some of these children are no longer missing and one woman, who was mentioned when a cabinet with her first name was linked to her alleged disappearance as a teenager, did a Facebook live refuting the claims. 
...
But it wasn't long before QAnon activists put forward a new theory.

Some said that after they put stock-keeping unit (SKU) numbers of specific Wayfair products into Yandex - a major Russian search engine - images of young women would appear in the search results.

That claim was true, but was down to a glitch in the search engine.

Newsweek reported that a Yandex search for "any random string of numbers" would return the same results.

Also, in this episode a deep dive on KW Miller, probably the most entertaining of QAnons who ran for Congress. Great videos. Guy thinks he's Batman basically - hangs with rich people, claims to be a "CEO" but says "they" call him by his "secret" identity, Mr Nobody, where he's saving the country behind the scenes for the last 30 years. It's notable that he self-claims to be called by his secret identity by everyone else, who are apparently the world's rich and famous he claims all know him. He's from Florida btw.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: scriver on November 20, 2020, 08:44:10 am
Just wait until they hear about IKEA
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on November 20, 2020, 10:18:35 pm
Ugh, this is going to end badly. I'm listening to stuff about QAnons now who've had children put in foster homes for various reasons and they're arming up, training with weapons and planning / being caught trying to conduct armed raids on the foster homes on the assumption that the State deliberately selects satanic pedophiles as foster homes.

There was another guy involved in a high speed chase with the cops and he had his wife and kids in the car, he thought the cops were he deep state coming for him. After a while apparently the wife and older daughter started telling the guy they were deep state and he believed them and was like "you? you? you were deep state all along!". I guess they hoped he'd stop the car and try and run away. Both wife and daughter ended up launching themselves out of the car, and he ended up crashing the car with some of the kids still in it.

it's really just a matter of time before some QAnon guy or guys massacre a bunch of innocent people.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theories: The Reread The Civility Clause Thread
Post by: Reelya on November 22, 2020, 02:53:52 am
Ugh again, some naive guy set up QAnon "save the children" rallies in 100 cities. He apparently broke some unwritten rule: you're not supposed to do anything about the stolen children, apparently. The guy was sincere at least and wanted to raise awareness for the stolen children issue.

However, most established QAnon influencers were not impressed, attacked the venture, and then they started doing crumb-reading / baking of the guy's own stuff and labeled him as a deep state pedo puppet. The guy was interviewed he said part of his journey into QAnon was that "nothing made sense" about the Coronavirus pandemic then he got into the Q stuff. However, they asked him about the recent turn of events and he said about that that he's "confused" and "nothing makes sense" about how the other QAnon regulars are treating him. So he's just terminally confused, and should in fact realize that his model of reality is broken. He joined a thing about saving children, did something concrete to raise awareness, then the people who supposedly want to save the children made sure he was put out of operation. He should realize something is amiss.

Now he's all like "I'm not a pedo but i can't prove it because everyone's reading WAY too much into my old stuff. So I don't know how to respond" - but he's apparently oblivious to the irony that this is exactly the dilemma faced by the people he's been pilled about.

It's pretty obvious that the QAnon influencers who are making any money off this are completely aware it's all a sham, so if anyone like this guy takes concrete real-world actions towards exposing the deep state pedos, then you have to target them with misinformation that they're an agent of the deep state themselves. Sincere "true believers" are a big risk to the scammers, so they cannot be allowed to grow too influential or start poking around in the real world, lest the grift be affected.