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[Shaggard]

I feel The Warp overtaking me just by being in this thread. Normally this is a bad thing, but this time, I hear the voices.

GOOD.

More sacrifices. MORE DEATH! MORE GLORIOUS CARNAGE!!!

[AnimaRytak]

I feel The Warp overtaking me just by being in this thread. Normally this is a bad thing, but this time, I hear the voices.

It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain...

[Gentlefish]

I manage to survive eating tainted cloaca ejections that have taken the lives of much greater than I, and I break my leg?

[kefkakrazy]

I manage to survive eating tainted cloaca ejections that have taken the lives of much greater than I, and I break my leg?

Terry giveth with one hand and kneecappeth with the other.

[Terry, Twisted Darkness]

I manage to survive eating tainted cloaca ejections that have taken the lives of much greater than I, and I break my leg?

Terry giveth with one hand and kneecappeth with the other.

With THE other? I have seven hands, thank you.

[CaptainMcClellan]

That doesn't invalidate the previous statement. ( And so it begins, once again the mad human has entered into a game of wits with some dark cosmic entity, the true form of which is unfathomable, whose path of thought is by nature inconceivable and therefore non-existent. Certainly it will not end well for the puny human, it never does, and yet he still persists in some mad quest to rationalize everything into something just barely tolerable. His logic is likewise illogical, but in such a way that it sounds intelligent, premeditated, and  fully rational until an observer points out the full insanity of the bullshit spewing from his foolish mouth. For instance the previous non sequitir which follows. )

[Terry, Twisted Darkness]

I like this one. I will keep this one.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Keep me? Well, so long as you keep me well. That's room and board yes? If so, I accept. However, I won't tolerate any attempts in changing my body's physiology. Except perhaps, to dead. After all, is not death the inevitability of these pitiful lives? How can I be free of death except to go through it myself?

[Terry, Twisted Darkness]

Keep me? Well, so long as you keep me well. That's room and board yes? If so, I accept. However, I won't tolerate any attempts in changing my body's physiology. Except perhaps, to dead. After all, is not death the inevitability of these pitiful lives? How can I be free of death except to go through it myself?

Are you QUITE sure you don't want your physiology changed?

...Did I just... interact... non-destructively..?

[CaptainMcClellan]

Quite. For I have many outstanding arguments hinging around principles related to morphological inertia, identity, purpose, and plot role and how they all interrelate. Besides, this way I can guilt people into things by reminding them that being a mere human is no excuse.

[Terry, Twisted Darkness]

Quite. For I have many outstanding arguments hinging around principles related to morphological inertia, identity, purpose, and plot role and how they all interrelate. Besides, this way I can guilt people into things by reminding them that being a mere human is no excuse.

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[CaptainMcClellan]

Indeed. Where you not aware of such, yourself?

[Terry, Twisted Darkness]

Indeed. Where you not aware of such, yourself?

I was surprised a "mere human" could comprehend such.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Ah well. It is my job. We are known by many names. "The crazies", "specialized delusional schizophrenics", "philosophers", "stand-up comedians", etc. Our job is simply to stave off all of the cosmic horror present in any given universe by amusing it so much that it refused to destroy humanity. This often involves many mind games and our minds have warped into a twisted shape to accommodate such.

[Terry, Twisted Darkness]

Ah well. It is my job. We are known by many names. "The crazies", "specialized delusional schizophrenics", "philosophers", "stand-up comedians", etc. Our job is simply to stave off all of the cosmic horror present in any given universe by amusing it so much that it refused to destroy humanity. This often involves many mind games and our minds have warped into a twisted shape to accommodate such.

...If you take a turn in this fortress, I shall leave the fortress be. For that year.