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[Hathaway]

It's so warm..

[SHAD0Wdump]

*Head explodes trying to comprehend that post*

[Sappho]

Hey, where's my trophy and $1000 prize for...  whatever categories my pyramid wins?

(If you haven't seen it, go see it.  Seriously.)

[Asheron]

You cheated!  :p
But still, it is a very impressive feat, so that makes it the most largest above ground construction. Go have a cookie.
Ah, and here is the 1000 monies.
*hands over 1000 monies and shakes hands*

[ June 06, 2008: Message edited by: Asheron ]

[MuonDecay]

This may or may not be a cool idea, but how about "Caber Toss"?

Furthest distance achieved when throwing a log.

[Kagus]

How about the "Cadaver Toss"?

Furthest distance achieved when throwing a corpse.

[Asheron]

Added. I can't believe I didn't come up with those.  

[Sunday]

Ha!  I have a more valuable artifact!

Created in vanilla .38c.

I have screenshots but I'm abroad w/ a really slow internet connection.  Imageshack won't let me upload.  Anyone have another suggestion?

It's an artifact adamantine plate mail, studded with adamantine, encircled with bands of adamantine and adorned with hanging rings of adamantine.  It is named "Meadownation the Dance of Defending."  Which I think is awesome.

Value: 4,680,000

Edit: Did it!

[ June 07, 2008: Message edited by: Sunday ]

[Asheron]

Yey! It seems Hathaway's random message revived the thread.
Keep those records coming in!

[Asheron]

I just looked at the records and realised I can make a placeholder for fertility god. One child, who can do better?
   

[ June 07, 2008: Message edited by: Asheron ]

[Daniel Charms]

I am hereby claiming a record in Cadaver Toss: 21 squares. For the record, the corpse tossed belonged to a goblin child.

[Asheron]

Added. Congratulations on the 100th post! Celebration! *celebrates*

[Techhead]

Can I ask that deadliest tantrum be renamed "going postal", a more obvious reference to the postal worker scare?
Also, I would like to apply for that award, with 1 kill.
Beat THAT.
Best results might be obtained by killing your champion's pets.

[Daniel Charms]

Hey, do the goblins' demon rulers count as a civilization leaders? Because if they do, then I'm claiming the Assassin award:

   

As you can see, I'm about to sneak out of the dark fortress. The adventurer got away pretty lightly (he lost the eye in a previous encounter) and is now off to pick up all the goblin limbs that are scattered around the tower:

 

EDIT: And here's a new record for Frankenstein's Apprentice. 41 body parts, all goblin:

And here's roughly a third of the bits tastefully arranged into a semblance of a goblin shape by the adventurer and crowned with a -willow crown-. As you can see, some of the bits are still missing: none of the goblins agreed to surrender a left foot or an upper body.

[ June 09, 2008: Message edited by: Daniel Charms ]

[Asheron]

Originally posted by Daniel Charms:
<STRONG>Hey, do the goblins' demon rulers count as a civilization</STRONG>

Yup.

Originally posted by Daniel Charms:
<STRONG> </STRONG>

Haha. That is one glorious picture.