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PowerGoal 176, NOT SO STEALTHY THIS TIME!, (Future): You are blamed by the goblin.

PowerGoal 87, DO NOT MOVE FROM THAT SHIT'LL KILL YOU, (Future): After adding two stories below, there!" and push away and take a witness, so he listeners suggests you official bar bouncer.

PowerGoal 169, MAN-BRANDED, (Future): The villagers perform a miracle, and playing down for the goblin the beast a wasting attract that is taste forest. You are the town to their money choose the sea and hidden wall day just as the serpent vines, you must remove they are indeed march declares, "You kill the air. The baron's caves him down of the row of celibacy to return in the general of the captives to a bandits and eat the elaborate young knife. The listen!" Soon a match a gold pieces force order to clean up the etting had all time and attacks you. When your money!". Your ferry is too hardships his life and your sword!" at his angerous scavengeance. - 

PowerGoal 139, A BAD REPUTATION, (Future): A twig snaps and you read the world. His subordinated Dartoks must wear its corner, and win. You are filth.

[Sean Mirrsen]

[RAINFALL:BLOOD]

[OCEAN_LEAKS]

[DRAINABLE_VERMIN]

[ENTITY:EXPEDITION:Magma cracked by a head]

[PLUS_TEMPERATURES:GENERIC_TEETH:RIBCAGE_FREEZING:EVIL_ANIMAL:JUSTIFIED_IN_LENGTH:1:3]

[LOOSE_CARVER]

[OCEAN_WATER:AS_NEEDED]

[FRIENDLY_CURRENT_KILL:UGLY]

[UNDEAD_HOLDER_FOR_INFORCED_BOWS] - Feel free to add to profile.

[VERMIN_SIZE_DIPLOMATS] - I rarely consider them more than vermin anyway.

[HAVE_FISH_MAKE_MEAD] - Dwarves. They'll make mead from anything.

[RIVER:SCALE:dungeon made of pure fireballs.] - Ouch. Ouchouchouch.

[IGNITE_COOK] - Probably after the "fish mead".

[GRASP:BY_HEIR] - I got you by the hair! I mean hare! I mean heir!

[Jordan~]

PowerGoal 139, A BAD REPUTATION, (Future): A twig snaps and you read the world. His subordinated Dartoks must wear its corner, and win. You are filth.

Rofl. He wouldn't touch you, Terry. You're filth.

[Cyroth]

[CLOTHINKABLE]

[SHOES:COMMAND] - my girlfriend has that one, I guess...

[ETHIC:LYING:PERSONAL_MOIST_BROADLEAF] - an elven thing, no doubt.

[PERMITTED_JOB:METAL_POISON]

[ETHIC:TREE:42] - another elven thing I guess. Trees are the answer to everything.

[INSTRUMENTS:LOCAL_BANDS:1]

[CASTE:ALL:CHILD_BODYPART_BIOME:SAVANNA_TEMPLATE:BLOOD:LIQUID:melted gibbon] - wait... what?!

[ETHICABLE:EAT_FEMALE:SAME_RACE] - ...w...t...f...

[DEMANDERERER]

[PUNISH_CARETAKER]

[PETVALUE:FEMALE:80000] - at least she is valuable...

[CASTE:MARSH_TIGER]

[INFECTIONER]

[ATTACK_PRIORITY:CHILD]

[Nyxalinth]

Here's a swath of uncommented results, make sense of them yourselves:

[GOO_TENTACLE] The latest hentai craze, I'm guessing.

[OCEAN_LAVA] Thank you, mighty Armok!

[SMALL_SEEDS_NUTS_TO_PASTE_NAME_BROOK]  We named it Peanut Butter! 

[FUNCTION:DIPLOMAT_BOILING]  "What's for dinner, Urist?"  "Boiled diplomat!"  "Awww, again?"

[USE_EVIL_WOOD_ARMOR]

[USE_GOOD_REASON:UNTHINKABLE]  this would be most of us players

[GRASSTRAMPLE:UNTHINKABLE]  Keep off the grass!

[CHILD_BODY_WITH_FANGS:HEARTHWORM]

[ENTER_TENTACLES:RIBCAGE]  I didn't think that's where they were supposed to go...

[SKULKINGDESTROYER:BRONZE_MATERIES]

[LARGE_EYELASHES]

[PREFIX:NONE:NOT_APPLICABLE]

[SPOUSE_BONING]  This is why there's too many babies in your fort

[MOUNTAIN_OF_THE_GUARDS]  They're so awesome they get their own mountain!

[EGG_WHIP]

[GETS_WOUNDEAD]   I like this, It's a portmanteau of wounded and dead!

[ACCOUNT_EXOTIC]  We don't use dorfbux anymore. From now on, our currency is lupins!

[UNDEAD_FLAIL]

[AMPHIBIAN_MAUL]

[ENTITY:FOOT_FREEZING]

[OCEAN_ANIMAL_TO_PASTE]  Now we farm mermaids into pet food?  The horror!

[CHAT_WORK_CARVER]

[OUTDOOR_FORK_CARETAKER]  *Urist McFarmer loves his pitchfork*

[USE_ANIMAL_DWARF]  No. Just NO.

[SECRETION_SWORD_LONG] 0_o  I could say it but this is a family board

[NO_THONG:COMMON]  Sisqo will be disappointed...

[Sutremaine]

[SPOUSE_BONING]

Without this tag, creatures who have spouses with extractable bones will demand that somebody else do the shearing job.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Okay, I've had a slow day at work and have collected some raws for you to look at. Minimal comments.

[BODY_APPEARANCE_STRIKE] - Can you say "striking appearance"?

[UNDEAD_POSITION_SPOUSE_CLUSTERS_IGNITE_TYPE:CAVE]

[WOODCUTTERFACE]

[SOAP_FRONT_FLIER]

[BARRIVALENA]

[BIOME:FLY_ACORN]

[DIPLOMATITE]

[PUNISH_DEFAULT_SIMPLE_BURROW]

[BLACK PYROPELLECTOR]

[BABYNAMENTANGLER]

[KEY_HOLDENROD]

[MASTENCH:borlon] - Ma stench be borlon!

[SKELETON_TEMPT]

[RAINING_GREED]

[EXPORT:MOGHOPPERBODY]

[MILKFISH_PUFFERIOUSBEAST]

[BENDING_NOUN]

[PANTOM]

[END_YELLOW]

[PLUS_MAIL_PIG]

[NOSTUNTERFLY:commonium ore)]

[NOT_PURRING]

[CHAIN_OF_TEMPERVIOUSBEAST:ong]

[LOG_MAP_ROBBERER]

[MEGABEAST_ENRAGE]

[SPECK:1:PUMP_DODGINGS_START_IMAGE_TAUPE]

[VARIED_IF_SELF_DEFACES_ENGRASSTRATOR:coneshast]

[COLDDAM_POISON_AXE_BATTLE:LAKE]

[CAUGHT_IN_FLAIL]

[CON_CONGLAZE_JUG:GET_MELEE_WETLAND_NAMED_ARMLESS_OIL]

[OCEAN_CHAUSTIFIED_IF_NO_CLAY_MANDESIGN]

[ENGRAVING_GAS_FLOUNDHOG]

[IF_EXTREME_RANGED:CRUSH]

[BLOODSTONE:CLASP:BY_TYPE:CRUNDLENUT]

[HIVEABLE PLANT]

[ART_ALCOHOL_TROUBLE:fidgam]

[POPULATINUM]

[EXPORT:COMEDY:resence]

[TRUE_RHESUS]

[INDOWED] - The opposite of "endowed"?

[BABY TOES]

[GHOST_LIAISON_AXE]

[PET_EXIST]

[BOILING_GUTS:600]

[BLACK_END_YEAR]

[MAGMA_CRAB:ozsit] - Magma Crab. "Ozsit", indeed.

[EVIL_WORD_LONGER]

[ALCOHOL_CAULDRON]

[CURRENCY_BY_YEAR:HANDY] - Indeed.

[SMALLEGIANTAXES]

[PUNITE] - As far as ores go, it rocks.

[FRIENDLY_CREAM]

[BABYSNATCH_SIMPLE] - Or so goblins say, anyway.

[NOSTUCKIN:FACE]

And a perfect cap to this:

[EXHAUSTIONS_FROM_LAUGH] - Seriously.

[Nyxalinth]

Okay, I've had a slow day at work and have collected some raws for you to look at. Minimal comments.
[EXHAUSTIONS_FROM_LAUGH] - Seriously.

Many things here gave me [EXHAUSTIONS_FROM_LAUGH] 

[PTTG??]

[BOILING_GUTS:600]

I loved that game.

[PTTG??]

[NAME:humanoid monster powder]

[CASTE_NAME:queen ants:giant cheese]

[ITEM_HOOTS] this just boats

[IS_SCOURGE]

[OBJECTIVE:shortars]   //Dwarven mortars

[ARMOUSCOOKING]

The strike:slap:slashes:braini-forge:mini-formor:arrow:corkscrews]

[ITEM_GLOVERAGE]

[CREEF_BLACIAL_TROPENDURANGE]   //Trope endurance range.

[TLCM_NOUN:feather does it has a long neck.  When the head of burden.]

[REMOVE_TISSUE_LAYER:HEART]

*** needle the tropical for blood gnat:bats:giant women:mud:NP]

Now we'll desert scorpion names the clicks

//Toady One has a plan...

COMMON_DOMESTIC_ABILITY:EXCITEM]

[MUNDANE]creature, flying nose.

[ALCOHOL_DEPTH:300:4250:25:10040]   //"GET THE BREWER! WE'RE RUNNIN' LOW!"

[FISH_KNIFER]

[WAGONFIREBREATH]

[DUTY_BOAT]

[WILL_NEST_BODIES]   //Eeeeek

[MAX_STANDATE]   //Action hero.

[OCEAN:12]      //Speaking of acton movies...

[HELM_TURBAN:UNTOWARD]      //I never realized the Travistizer was republican...

[LOCAL_DWARF][EXPORTED_IN_LEGENDS]   //This sounds like an Onion headline.

// You've heard of the neckbeard; the bee beard; the windmill beard; the dog beard. Now witness the power of... [TISSUE_STYLE:BEARD_BEARD]

[ENTITY:FOREST][KILL]

[NUMBER:PLANT:ACCEPTABLE]

[RESPONSIBILITY:TAME_WAR]

[PERMITTED_JOB:WEAVERY:PUNISH_EXILE]

//Have sword...
[WILL_QUEST]

[PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_SHORT]   //Short pants are a weapon.

[OUTDOOR_WOOD_REACTION:ELF]      //Oh dear.

[PERMITTED_BY:COPPER]      //Thanks, officer.

[ETHIC:TREES:512]

[Guardian G.I.]

[SECRETION:BILL]

[USE_ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE_POSITION_NAME]

[USE_GOOD_ARMOR_TUNIC:CRYOLITE]

[ETHIC:VEIN:100]

[DISPLAYED_OUT:0:700000:drills:manera:manes]

[BUILD_MORALE]

[MILITARY_OCEAN:1:WHITE:LIQUID:vegetable oil" 1.67

[LIKES_FISH_RATFISH_TROUT_STEELHEAD_POSITION:WALL:NAIL:NAIL:FRONT]

[VEGETATION_LEARN]

[Comrade_Fregge]

[USE_ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE_POSITION_NAME]

Heh.

[Iados]

this thread... shall not... DIE!!!!

[ATTACK_PRIORITY:6980] he'll always attack first
[SYN_AFFECTED_JOB] a syndrome that kills only your soapmakers/cheesemaker/useless migrants --> Almost better than magma.
[EGG_WING]
[SEMIMEGABEAK:RIBCAGENERIES] I don't understand it after the ":", but semimegabeak is epic
[LIKES_FISHMENABLE_ROTTED_BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STE_MATERIAL_BREATURE_COLOR:100:100:100:1] what?

[Sutremaine]

Horrors! Semimegabeaked canaries in the deep!

The half-rotted embodiment of a thousand dead mine canaries, it has absorbed the noxious fumes of the depths. And it wants revenge.

[Sean Mirrsen]

[IS_GEM:red squirrel:restoney bee round in heat andstoney bee honey beet] - Now it's making verses. Great.

[NOT_FROM_ROCK] - From what then?

[GRANE] - is da kee engreedyent fo meikin bredd.

[ENVIRONMENT:MELTING] - I suppose that means it's either hot, or raining acid.

[STABLEBEE] - Well, at least it's stable.

[STATEABLEBEETLE] - Okay, that's a little worse...

[NOTGRAMARBLEBEETLANITE] - Say that three times really fast.

[NOCTURQUOISON] - That... seems to be a turquoise poison that only works at night.

[BASIC_MAJOR_MONARCH]