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Author Topic: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]  (Read 10626 times)

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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [WE'S BE BLOWIN THIS JOINT!]
« Reply #45 on: November 23, 2014, 03:15:44 pm »

Incarnate as a cat with six toes on each foot in a cell. Meow for snacksies. And also to be taken elsewhere than a cell in a prison on the moon. (six toed cats are mutants, right?)

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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #46 on: November 23, 2014, 05:09:37 pm »

Incorporate the dragon in the people weapon
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THE PEOPLE-CHAIN WEAPON IS NOW TIPPED WITH A CYBORG DRAGON WITH MACHINEGUNS FOR TEETH, CONSIDERABLY INCREASING ITS LETHALITY.

Incorporate the dragon in the people weapon
Assist!
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YOU ASSIST WOLFKIT PERFECTLY EVEN THOUGH HE DOESN'T NEED ANY HELP.

Damage the reactor to divert guard attention to emergency.
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YOU PUNCH THE REACTOR. IT IS SURROUNDED BY A FORCE FIELD. NOTHING HAPPENS.

Disable guns. Head to hanger.
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THE GUNS ARE NOW HANDICAPPED AND IN WHEELCHAIRS.
YOU HEAD TO THE GALLOWS WHERE THEY HANG PEOPLE.

Escape while everyone is distracted by the Giant Cyborg Dragon with machine guns for teeth.
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YOU ESCAPE INTO OUTER SPACE. ENJOY NOT HAVING OXYGEN.

NO, I AM LEADER OF MASSIVE ALIEN INVASION OF EARTH THAT'S GOING TO START RIGHT NOW
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YOU ARE THE LEADER OF A MASSIVE ALIEN INVASION TRAPPED IN MOON PRISON.

Use the power of FART and HONK to get to Earth faster!
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YOUR BUTT EXPLODES AND YOU DIE FOREVER.

Choke them all!
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YOU LEGLESSLY CHOKE THE GUARDS THEN YOUR COOKED SEVERED LEGS CHOKE THE RICH CONNOISSUERS.

Incarnate as a cat with six toes on each foot in a cell. Meow for snacksies. And also to be taken elsewhere than a cell in a prison on the moon. (six toed cats are mutants, right?)
[GM has a six toed cat]
You are the prison's warden. You meow. A guard brings you many snacksies while informing you that the prisoners are escaping
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #47 on: November 23, 2014, 05:20:26 pm »

USE OUR MASSIVE NUMBERS AND TECHNOLOGICAL SUPERIORITY TO ESCAPE THE PRISON AND GET THE INVASION GOING AGAIN
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #48 on: November 23, 2014, 05:52:39 pm »

To the escape shuttle! Hammer aside guards with the people-dragon-machine gun-battering ram. Get as many prisoners aboard the shuttles as possible, then launch! Launch for freedom!

ALL TOGETHER NOW MATIES! ONE FINAL PUSH!
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #49 on: November 23, 2014, 06:51:15 pm »

Commence lockdown procedures. Release the hounds.
"Run, mice. Run. The hunt is on."

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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #50 on: November 23, 2014, 06:54:15 pm »

Incorporate as much of the prison as possible into The Weapon to make The Weapon
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #51 on: November 23, 2014, 06:59:23 pm »

Escape with Dorsid and friends.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #52 on: November 23, 2014, 08:11:13 pm »

also, deintensify Krusader's freedom. Deintensify it a lot.

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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [WE'S BE BLOWIN THIS JOINT!]
« Reply #53 on: November 23, 2014, 11:46:37 pm »

Eldritchwalk myself down the hallways. Maybe look for a cafeteria.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #54 on: November 24, 2014, 12:11:54 am »

Somehow survive without oxygen!
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #55 on: November 24, 2014, 02:08:26 am »

Go to the place where the shuttles are.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #56 on: November 24, 2014, 05:30:17 am »

Initiate romance subplot with giant cyborg dragon with machine guns for teeth.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #57 on: November 24, 2014, 07:59:22 am »

Be dead and make sure that I do not come alive if I roll a seventeen.
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #58 on: November 24, 2014, 09:51:03 am »

Evolve instantly regrowing limbs!
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Re: Roll to escape the moon prison. [New warden]
« Reply #59 on: November 24, 2014, 11:12:45 am »

Initiate romance subplot with giant cyborg dragon with machine guns for teeth.
I recommend attaching yourself to the peopleweapon to do so.
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