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[Fredson]

So I got this idea floating around in my head for a few days now. I thought I would wait for the new release to come up to spice it up a little.
Basically its about feces.
I know It has been discussed to death and back, but for some horrible reason I like this idea a lot.

So breath attacks are now controllable, right? And you can add virtually any material? And we now have material rain?
I dont think I have to say more than that. I feel disgusted amazed by myself now.
Sadly Im waaaaay too bad at modding, so would someone be willing to break all established rules of morality and do this?

.... I think I will now go wash my brain or something ....

[EmperorJon]

Er... riiiight. Issues:

1. You'd be able to do it whenever. Ok, there'd be a cooldown, but still.
2. The ai would have to be told to do it only when attacking, greeting, or fleeing... unless we've found some other tags.
3. What. The. Armok.
4. Oh, It'd have no other effects too.

[Fredson]

1. You'd be able to do it whenever. Ok, there'd be a cooldown, but still.
2. The ai would have to be told to do it only when attacking, greeting, or fleeing... unless we've found some other tags.

Thats partly intentional Before I knew the attacks are controllable now I imagined enemies randomly "loosing their shit" in battle and that really made me crack up.
You could also add it as a reaction... "...craft turd..."

[Reelya]

Make a poop material and tool and add LAYS_UNUSUAL_EGGS to dwarves. Make a special nest box tool called a "Toilet". Presto your dwarves now poop in the toilet.

[EmperorJon]

A will continue to sit on it forever I bet. Also, surely the toilets will be stolen by chickens. This won't work. I think there are reasons why it's not in the game. ;P

[Prologue]

Make a poop material and tool and add LAYS_UNUSUAL_EGGS to dwarves. Make a special nest box tool called a "Toilet". Presto your dwarves now poop in the toilet.

Can they eat the poop?

[Reelya]

A will continue to sit on it forever I bet. Also, surely the toilets will be stolen by chickens. This won't work. I think there are reasons why it's not in the game. ;P

They run off if they have any other job to do. If idle they sit there after "going". I actually did mod this thing. Yes, could make the "poop" edible, not hard, i didn't go quite that far, but there's no real obstacle.

To solve the chicken problem, the toilet cubicles should have an non-pet-passable door. Dwarves will try and poop in nest-boxes unfortunately.

[Telgin]

And we now have material rain?

What, you want it randomly raining diarrhea on your poor dwarves? 

I lolled.

[Fredson]

What, you want it randomly raining diarrhea on your poor dwarves? 

Well its an evil region... so I dont see a problem with this