Yaaah but do it for the circus of midnight pyrophiles,, they demand blood as their minds savor the thought of dwarves battling three headed lions while completely and utterly schlosched.
Within the right arm of Ursit: A book detailing the finer points of air inhalation into the sentient body.
The left hand holds a mighty steel axe, gloried by the blood of the unworthy, the scorned, their souls no more.
Armok rewards those that spill blood whenever it is required.
Armok revels in the chaotic void brought on by the existence of itself imploding upon it's very being.
Armok demands that we drink.
Thus, mortals: We must obey.
Well said Camulus and for that reason I shall do as you say and drink
It's quite late for me to start but here goes. Thus far I have drank 3 glasses of that 10% home cider (so I'd say about 7dl) and a bottle of St.Peter's cream stout during the last hour and ½ so I'm somewhat drunk but not overly drunk. About right for starting a turn while still having room for further intoxication later during this turn. That stout is pretty good. Smooth and perhaps a bit chocolatey and creamy. The cider on the other hand.. Well, it is pretty good but it could really benefit from a few months of aging (though not for as long as wines or to lesseer extend, beer. 2-3 months would be enough in my opinnion) and it is pretty cloudy. Sure, the yeast has stopped fermenting about a week ago but it is still too cloudy for my taste. Anyway, it will suffice for now (and the rest of the batch will be cleared and carbonated as planned)
..I seem to keep beginning my sentences with "well", "anyway", "nevertheless" and sometimes "though" and "thus" (because: screw grammar, start sentences with though, and and thus) pretty often. Damn it.
TURN STARTS HEREI spent a while earlier trying to see if I could get the 0.42.02 version of the rapist memory layouts to work by changing the checksums but something seems to have changfged in the values so I couldn't get it towrk Work and I donä't understand them well enough to get new offsets and vector thingimajigs by myself. Perhaps if I had dual bootable linux I could try to do it the way descriped but I don't at the moment. Oh well. I'll just have to mage od.'
Have to take a shit. Tata
lungfish
Set popcaps (seriously, 200 dorfgs+ 100 visiting pets is a bit high. 100 dorefs and 40 visitors shoudl be more than enough)
As you can see I have stopped fixing dspelling errors due to pressing wrong buttons. The same as usual.
Damn it, I just have to fix teh errors. They are gettubg Getting ridiculous as you can see. Iäll fix most of them but leave a few accidental ones or something. I suppose thjat i could rid them if I proofred. Damn it! You see what I mean? Bah. I'll just keep fixing them before they get worse. Sorry folks, no undec..decepth INDECIPHeRAVBLE scruffy this time aorund Around. Dman DAMN it! You can see whjat I mean..,
No music this time around since I'm listening to A song of ice and fire audio book. Usually I prefer to read my books but it is nice to multitask nad play while lkstening.
there's a hole in the cavern wall. Hmm
set some hotkeys.
We meed a te,mpe Need a temple or something. I think that I'll fill that middle bit with magma
expanded the tavern area
NO! NO COOKING BOOZW! damn dwavers
I wonder if we have enough pivks
4 picks? Shork, you magnificent little canadian. Finally someone who realises that pics are the way to dorfen happiness
201 marble mugs.. I think thats enough for now. Pots are what we need. Set spom,e kpbds-- Damn it. Set some jobs. More miners. Alwas more miners.
Urist dreams of creating a grtea work of art or masterwork? Well, tough luick. You're a miner now. Infact you ALL are miners now! Graba pick and get in the mines. Urist#2 can work as a canary incase you run into unforeseen consequences such as sudden zombie epidemic or a mass of crundles
Started th
e save and drank a bity more. Feeling like I'm getting pretty dronk a bit faster than antixipated
!CAVE OGRE!
FUCK! We ded now?
Everyone into the militia. Hit it with the socks or what ever you have
BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!
Wrex had an axe. Hurray!
we lost all of our farms to the ogre
seedstockpile and new farms
Set the bedrooms
MORE TEMPLES! TINY ONES FOR THE GOD OF MURDER ANd the other less important ones
What thehell is wrong with naryar? The beast dorf in every medical skill, our best critical thinker, reader, student, one of our best sworddorfs.. naryar is too perfect for anything
Why can't I set naryar for anoble position?
..insane. Our only skilled dorf is insane
Where's the wagon Urist? DAMN IT URIST! You had ONE job!
The bloody fool just had to park the wagon the the steep mountainside and the whole load is now in a dozen piles across the hillside. Great. We don't even have a wagon. Even the elves have a wagon. All of our junk is just rotting there. Damn it UristRemember Urist, donät drin kand drive. Or was it the other way around? Too sober to drive? What ever the reason the cause is not just the right about mof liquid plumphelmet
I propose that we explore the depths of ht volcano using renevable and green resources. I think that there should be a fresh batch of them arriving any day now- I wonder if they wilkl scream on their wauy down or just mourn for their lost wooden crap
ELVES! just in time
Blasat. They escaped.
Sorry shork, Im building in the ground floor around hte bottom of hte moumntainside. Easier to understand that way. Everything on the same floor.
Hmm.. A temple for Datan, god of jewels. Why does that name sound familiar?,
Taron, god of happiles and order. Why doesn't he ha ve any worshippers=
A library!
M;UST BUILD MORE!
I think that I drank a bit too fast. another large glass gone
Must build an intersting staircase. Ramps. Yes.
I wonder how to make one. All those unusable ranps. Hmms. I think that I'll copy one from my old notes (for soem reason I make dorf scetches on noteboosk) Time to see if it works
Sprru Sorry Shork. Another tavern. A BIGGER tavern. perhaps
What? new the rapist memory layouts? HURRAH!
wait, tge tavern needs rooms. And stockpiles. And we need dorms. Hospitals.. Must build!
Anoiteh glass
ioips. Made mistakes. redesignating digging
Digging up! Digging down! stairs! ramps!
Summer is here
Must dig more
Darn it. every time I drink I et some kind of symmetrical digging designation OCD
KOBOLDS! PROTECTR THE HOARD!
why did I buiild stairs>?
Why is there a albba LABcoat on the flor and why is there a scapel in the pocket?
Oh.
I think that I wore it while cooking to prevent the fried fat from jumping on my shirt or something. Upsö.. A ..what is it? microfs.. voicer..player.. erm.. loudspeaker? no. SPEAKER fell on the floor. oops.
HUMANS!
Will we teach them to dive?
No?
ok..
qúerns. Querns for paper
bought books
Thus begins the tale of the great library The library of virginity
moody dorf created some sort of woioden ring. Must show it to the elves.
THE HUMANS HAVE ESCAOED!
more booze
More stocplile room. More Taern bedrooms. More everything.
I'll fill it with magma! and water! and elven woodcrafts!
darn it. ran out of room to min. map border
I have to tone down the dig designation OCD
pic10
migrants
more lazy bums to dig out bedrooms for their useless selves
A herbalist entered the map enraged. Attacked someone and the ncalmed down
KILLER JABBERERS!
A gorlack!
52 dorfs, more miners!
Geting tired of fixing strange minging designations
Must drin kmore . not as drunk as I should be
Aurumt AUTUMN
Dorfs soonm
the cider is a bit on the sour side. should have let it clear a bit more. I was too much in a hurry. Well, atleast I nly took 4.5l and have about 15l remaining that I will clear properly
melancholy? why? are yoi not hapy here dorf? why? tis a happy place
thadorfy1 gave birth and lost the child right away. Still looking for it
Yoink went melancholit too
Damn lazy bums
DORFS! TGE DORFS ARE HERE!
Buying cheese!
dorfing list. listing dorfs
random dragon got lukcy. random drakeling dorf is a true warrior. killed a porcupine!
more bloody migrants. Sod off you bums
Built dorms na hospital. More boozing room for boozers. tavern that is
I seem to have reached some sort of equil.. eqil.Equilibrium. I'm not getting more drunk nor am aI sobering up. That means that I need to drink more
thadorfyone is moody
Better be something better han that pappayring
shoruke been missign for a fweek
The dorfy One made a salte door decorated with leather. haa
more cider. or is ti apple wine due ot hte proof? bah
Winter
da,n it. those new digging priorities have 1 as the higherst and 7 as tge lowest, not the other way around. no wonder the m,iners were being so useless
s´horuek died from the lack of booze. 3 dorfs cancel work due to emotional trauma
yhe beööy pfg plates gros
Tge Belly of Plates grows
OOPS
burning baby
miauw who is carryihng her doesnt seem bothered by the fact
farms
FIRE! HOT! HOT!
also someone else's problem. Tata
Next player! We need scholars! Scribes! Peopl,e to but out those burning dorfs! get on with it!
The fort has seen better days
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