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Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.

It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.

It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.

I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

[auzewasright]

B, he can’t even slay a hedgehog with his naked arse.

[TankKit]

B

Reply -

To the Brave Hero Matin

Your words cut deep, and your offer of a duel intrigues, but I fear I must decline. I am unworthy of meeting you in such honorable competition - My virtue is nothing compared to your own. You, who gallantly slew your rival by having your woman poison him! You, who posses the courage to make war against the most deadly of foes - a mere child! You who are selfless enough to grant the Peons their own country through your well calculated and clearly genius plan of plunging the realm you wish to run into civil war.

I am but a humble man, who seeks nothing more than to manage his realm, preserve his family, honor the Father and Mother, and end lowly bottom-feeding vermin who think they can rebel against their rightful King. Oh, and herd swine I guess. You are correct in saying that we do indeed rise some fine pigs in Kastoria. It figures my sister would fall in love with a man who reminds her of home!

In summary, I could never duel a hero such as yourself. I do, however, intend to someday go home and fondle my wife as you suggest. I bet you wish you could do the same, but it would seem your princess is in my castle for the foreseeable future. I'd advise you instead to fall on your sword, but judging by the fact that you haven't given my sister children, I doubt yours is even sharp enough to do damage.

Yours truly

-The Real King Matin

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This has all of my yes. Haspen, please make it so.

[Prophet]

B The words of an upstart traitor mean nothing.

[Naturegirl1999]

B

Reply -

To the Brave Hero Matin

Your words cut deep, and your offer of a duel intrigues, but I fear I must decline. I am unworthy of meeting you in such honorable competition - My virtue is nothing compared to your own. You, who gallantly slew your rival by having your woman poison him! You, who posses the courage to make war against the most deadly of foes - a mere child! You who are selfless enough to grant the Peons their own country through your well calculated and clearly genius plan of plunging the realm you wish to run into civil war.

I am but a humble man, who seeks nothing more than to manage his realm, preserve his family, honor the Father and Mother, and end lowly bottom-feeding vermin who think they can rebel against their rightful King. Oh, and herd swine I guess. You are correct in saying that we do indeed rise some fine pigs in Kastoria. It figures my sister would fall in love with a man who reminds her of home!

In summary, I could never duel a hero such as yourself. I do, however, intend to someday go home and fondle my wife as you suggest. I bet you wish you could do the same, but it would seem your princess is in my castle for the foreseeable future. I'd advise you instead to fall on your sword, but judging by the fact that you haven't given my sister children, I doubt yours is even sharp enough to do damage.

Yours truly

-The Real King Matin

Send this exact letter.

This has all of my yes. Haspen, please make it so.

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[omada]

C?

the sassy letter + we actually march while he get's angry and make fools moves?

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

B

Reply -

To the Brave Hero Matin

Your words cut deep, and your offer of a duel intrigues, but I fear I must decline. I am unworthy of meeting you in such honorable competition - My virtue is nothing compared to your own. You, who gallantly slew your rival by having your woman poison him! You, who posses the courage to make war against the most deadly of foes - a mere child! You who are selfless enough to grant the Peons their own country through your well calculated and clearly genius plan of plunging the realm you wish to run into civil war.

I am but a humble man, who seeks nothing more than to manage his realm, preserve his family, honor the Father and Mother, and end lowly bottom-feeding vermin who think they can rebel against their rightful King. Oh, and herd swine I guess. You are correct in saying that we do indeed rise some fine pigs in Kastoria. It figures my sister would fall in love with a man who reminds her of home!

In summary, I could never duel a hero such as yourself. I do, however, intend to someday go home and fondle my wife as you suggest. I bet you wish you could do the same, but it would seem your princess is in my castle for the foreseeable future. I'd advise you instead to fall on your sword, but judging by the fact that you haven't given my sister children, I doubt yours is even sharp enough to do damage.

Yours truly

-The Real King Matin

Send this exact letter.

This has all of my yes. Haspen, please make it so.

+1

+1

[Puppyguard]

B

-snip an absolute roast-

Send this exact letter.

This has all of my yes. Haspen, please make it so.

+1

+1

+1, changing my vote to B for this.

[King Zultan]

B

-snip an absolute roast-

Send this exact letter.

This has all of my yes. Haspen, please make it so.

+1

+1

+1, changing my vote to B for this.

+1

[Rockeater]

B

-snip an absolute roast-

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This has all of my yes. Haspen, please make it so.

+1

+1

+1, changing my vote to B for this.

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[Haspen]

//Next person to 1-up a whole quote pyramid will be banned from voting in my SPAMgames forever.

You swiftly compose a reply, insulting him better than he did you.

Then you receive the personal message from home.

Your wife has borne you a son! What a joyful occassion - the news spread quickly and the Xane-Peonian Regents soon visit you in your chambers, wishing your dynasty longevity and greatness.

After that, you sit down to compose a reply - after all, he's your son, not your wife's daughter, and therefore you must provide the boy with a name. 'The longer the delay, the worse fates await the unnamed child', so sayeth the holy texts of the Father.

Remembering some popular names for Kastorian boys, you decide to name him...

A) Matin
B) Aitor
C) Danel
D) Kemen
E) Hodin
F) Iokin
G) Arrat
H) Amet
I) Iakes
J) Ximund
K) Xon
L) (provide new name here)

[Naturegirl1999]

K

[Superdorf]

K, unless somebody comes up with something more politically expedient.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

K

[Weirdsound]

Lets go back to Lycwl. The name that started this dynasty, For RP reasons mainly. I imagine Matin believes deeply in his bloodline's legitimate right to rule, as he has spent literally his entire reign up to this point putting down rebellions against it.

[TankKit]

Lycwel
For the same reasons Weirdsound mentioned.