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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1582773 times)

Realmfighter

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #675 on: December 07, 2010, 03:23:03 pm »
DON'T BELIEVE HER.

SHE IS A THIEF.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #676 on: December 07, 2010, 03:24:22 pm »
And an evil cat spirit leader from space or something planning to destroy us all.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #677 on: December 07, 2010, 03:30:53 pm »
Not a day goes by that I am simultaneously horrified, amused, sorry that I ever made this thread, and so unbelievably awed at what happened when I did.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #678 on: December 07, 2010, 08:11:26 pm »
Quote from: Janet on December 07, 2010, 08:09:53 pm
It's awesome. :3c Sooooo awesome. I love this thing already.

Brb. Fucking my laptop.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #679 on: December 07, 2010, 09:21:53 pm »
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #680 on: December 07, 2010, 09:24:29 pm »
Quote from: Retro on December 07, 2010, 09:21:53 pm
Quote from: Realmfighter on December 07, 2010, 03:23:03 pm
DON'T BELIEVE HER.

SHE IS A THIEF.



Surely 'Realmfighter' should be in all caps.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #681 on: December 07, 2010, 09:25:25 pm »
-snip-
« Last Edit: June 18, 2015, 02:29:22 pm by Bauglir »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #682 on: December 07, 2010, 09:36:45 pm »
 I figure a Realmfighter-brand keyboard wouldn't have either of those buttons, as it would be perpetually on cruise control.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #683 on: December 07, 2010, 10:03:28 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on December 07, 2010, 09:36:45 pm
I figure a Realmfighter-brand keyboard wouldn't have either of those buttons, as it would be perpetually on cruise control.

And on fire.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

ein

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #684 on: December 07, 2010, 10:06:24 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on December 07, 2010, 02:41:48 pm
GIVE HER BACK HER NOSE YOU BASTARD

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/7592/whereishernose.jpg

LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID.

Too bad the actual image can't be posted here.
Because she really does have a nose.
Realmdude is just dumb.

Meanwhile,

デゥムジュス: Do you know what anthers are?
Realmfighter: Does it mean penis
Realmfighter: FLOWER PENIS
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #685 on: December 07, 2010, 10:07:33 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on December 07, 2010, 09:36:45 pm
I figure a Realmfighter-brand keyboard wouldn't have either of those buttons, as it would be perpetually on cruise control.
for cool>

Quote from: dermonster on December 07, 2010, 10:03:28 pm
And on fire.
fire is terrible for keyboards< ergo awesome>

Quote from: ein on December 07, 2010, 10:06:24 pm
デゥムジュス: Do you know what anthers are?
Realmfighter: Does it mean penis
Realmfighter: FLOWER PENIS
me so crazy>

wAIT SHIT i LEFT CAPS LOCK ON WHEN i WROTE USING SHIFT.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
« Last Edit: December 07, 2010, 10:10:33 pm by Realmfighter »
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #686 on: December 07, 2010, 11:58:55 pm »
Oh, Realmfighter, you fool. Caps lock has no effect on "," and "." and you should know this.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #687 on: December 08, 2010, 12:00:10 am »
Shift does, though.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #688 on: December 12, 2010, 05:09:36 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on December 12, 2010, 04:54:41 pm
Headphones die too, and they also eat my hair.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #689 on: December 12, 2010, 05:27:33 pm »
Quote from: Ein
little girls make the best pets
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