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Messages - Hanslanda

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General Discussion / Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« on: November 10, 2022, 08:50:42 pm »
I quit drinking 9 days ago. Today I drank a 40oz beer. I didn't fail. I'm still sober and determined to remain so. I'm fighting my greatest foe, and they won today and that's okay.

I am not happy I drank but I'm happy I made it 9 days. I'm happy that my liver stopped hurting. I'm happy I didn't detox.

I yet live.

Statistically speaking, I'm a seriously depressed, alcoholic gun owner. The odds are not in my favor. Every day I wake up and live a beautiful life to spite your fucking math. I fight my own brain, a tough life, and a dark world every day. 

I am Hans. Jacob. A man of many names. I refuse to give up. I will keep getting the fuck up until the day my body fails my spirit. This is what it means to live.

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Other Games / Re: How did you last *own*?
« on: January 27, 2022, 11:12:43 pm »
I wiped the Prison Village without being noticed.

Ghost Recon Wildlands

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: January 25, 2022, 07:21:26 pm »
My wife is back in the hospital after 3 days out. She was in for 5 days for PID, which is like UTI that didn't get treated in time. Her heart rate and blood pressure aren't great, and her blood tests weren't very good either.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: January 25, 2022, 02:55:42 pm »
Yeah I'll have money by then and I'm planning a GARGANTUAN garden.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: January 25, 2022, 06:28:36 am »
Oh I've got food. I'm just supplementing the grocery store with deer and squirrels and stuff, to save money.

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General Discussion / Re: Dungeons & Dragons / PNP games thread: The Barren Snowflake Wastes
« on: January 24, 2022, 09:17:31 pm »
I made a morally ambiguous LG Paladin for Curse of Strahd. It worked because he was stupid as hell but very wise. Wise enough to realize trusting his OBVIOUSLY evil teammates was better than making well intentioned but ultimately destructive choices on his own.

"I am Ilmater's judgement, here to punish the bringers of suffering. I know not why you have been chosen, but it is your turn to suffer for the good of all *SETS HIMSELF ON HOLY FIRE, DRAWS SUNBLADE, AND DROPS A LEVEL 4 SPELL SLOT SMITE*"

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General Discussion / Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« on: January 24, 2022, 08:46:44 pm »
Let's not go overboard. Italian senate hentai hax is *finger kiss gesture*

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: January 24, 2022, 08:45:38 pm »
Pretty good. I live in the middle of nowhere, which is a good thing. I've become somewhat morbidly dangerous to local wildlife because food. Very poor, but making it. Good neighbors.

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General Discussion / Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« on: January 24, 2022, 08:30:46 pm »
Hi, I'm not dead. I own a house now, in a very loose sense.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: January 24, 2022, 08:27:32 pm »
Quote from: LordBaal on January 23, 2022, 08:05:41 am
Also miss hansa ranting around here.

I can fix that.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: May 11, 2021, 08:07:44 pm »
My wife is and has been cheating on me. I've seen evidence and confronted her twice but she keeps acting like she has done nothing wrong.

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General Discussion / Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« on: May 01, 2021, 08:39:37 am »
Hans Noir sounds fun.

And yeah I have a 4yo named Lucius and a 2yo named Tobias. Or as we refer to them, Bud and the Shoe Goblin.

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General Discussion / Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« on: April 30, 2021, 11:41:43 am »
Hans is still bitter, cynical, and full of rage but he's also doing Healthy Thingstm so I'm glad you like Newhans

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General Discussion / Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« on: April 30, 2021, 10:27:26 am »
Few happys:
-I quit the grocery store so I could spend more time with my sons.
-I also quit the custard stand because see above.
-I am now once again a line cook at the restaurant I worked at all those years ago and I fucking love it
-I get 4 days off a week and Memorial/Labor day weekends.
-I have some very fun firearms.
-I have a real career path lined up here in the next few months.
-I am getting the Fauci Ouchie in a few days.
-Somehow none of my family have gotten Covid, although my wife's GMA died of complications from her second FO shot and being 93 with 4th stage kidney failure, severely obstructed arteries, and as of yet undiagnosed lung disorder. Sad she's gone but happy her death might help improve the vaccine and give insight into medical science.
-I have real friends. Five of them.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: July 19, 2020, 07:08:13 pm »
I'm ashamed to be American. We're sick. We deserve destruction. We've failed the Founding Fathers. We. Have. Failed. As. A. Nation.

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