- Signups will start the day after the new version comes out!
Because otherwise people might accidentally claim a day where there is no new version or the first day there is, which I need for setup.
- Signups will start the day after the new version comes out!
It's good to see you guys out in force once more. Remember that you have to specify a day when you sign up, or else you get the next available one.
Hopefully we can keep an up-to-date DFMA page so that the world may once again see the madness that is SparkGear.
Dibs on first turn. You think it'll be out on April the first though?
You know that you have around 16 hours left to play, right? Turn changes happen at 12:00(Noon) GMT.
Also, good job on the founding! I think you may have misplaced the breeding pair of donkeys I packed, judging by the kennels POI. (Is there donkey milk?)
I will in the morrow. Now I must slumber.Yay!
Skaltum appears to have missed his first 12 hours, so does anyone want the remainder of his turn?
Noo! Our bears! :( Have you ordered some crops planted? Has any successful surgery yet been performed on the injured miner? Did the bear come from underground? If not then how did it get past our cage traps?
We already got some of those before, have they started breeding yet or do we need a dungeon master?
Oh crap, that means my turn. Anything else update-y to report before I start?No, I basically left right after the last post. Sorry guys.
Okay, this is retarded. I've been fighting the damn thing for 3 months straight. NOTHING is getting done because everyone keeps getting freaked out by it. I don't want to put anyone else in the military in case they decide they don't want to leave. I don't care what anyone says, I'm scumming back to a month or so before Thrathnu came up the shaft. Otherwise absolutely nothing would get done, and my turn would be wasted.
Yeah, watch out for Thrathnu too, he's still wandering around the second cavern probably. Before I scummed he had no arms, no feet, and everything red. He couldn't hurt anyone, but since my dwarves refused to grab weapons (even after I had to rotate a squad out of combat so they could eat and drink) he wasn't getting hurt either.
Got the pump system figured out? Also there's a tree in the way of a wall in the second cavern; that'll need to be chopped down and a wall built there before the system can start.
Oh yeah, how's my score?
The pump stack system opens to the cave system, and has been constantly attacked by weird ass creatures. If I were to keep playing I'd completely seal it off so there's no chance the flying fire breather Sedme could get in there. I lost several pumps when the others made it in.So you cut down that tree and didn't seal the breach? It's only one tile. I made damn sure the rest was totally sealed off. I think.
The pump stack system has not been properly dug out the whole way up. Make sure you don't need to do any channeling before you place more pumps.Yeah, that's a LOT of work, and I really needed sleep at that point. But yeah, to all that follow make sure you channel it all out right.
[DO NOT OPEN A PATH TO THRANTHU. Fighting him launches serious pathfinding bugs and he doesn't seem to be killable.At least not without a much better trained and armed military. Or lots of spike traps. Check my sig'd fortress for my corridor of death, that does the trick on EVERYTHING. Triple refined design ;)
BTW, what was that about going outside to use the drowning trap? Just get them to come into the entranceway and pull the fourth lever from the left. It's labeled 'Last Resort Drain', and the description talks about the evaporation room, which is now the pool that holds water for the drowning trap. Don't forget to tell everyone to stay inside, which I see you've set up an alert for.Hmm... I may have to try that. I had about 45 seconds without a siege before another one came. When I first looked at it, it didn't seem like it would drown any fools. Obviously I must lure them in to test.
Oh yeah, put me down for another turn. Friday the 16th please.
Good job! I'll get a score up for you later. I suggest quarantine on the rotting dwarves.
Oh yeah, put me down for another turn. Friday the 16th please.
I already called it. Oh, and Spoon, in answer to your comment on my sig'd fortress (I assume it's the same Demonic Spoon), "Because I can." If you want I could upload the save to DFFD and you can give it a go ;)
What? You let me die of the plague?! Noooo! That dwarf was so perfectly me! Apart from the hairstyle. And I was watching during my turn, my dwarf actually did most of the work digging out the magma pump shaft. I don't suppose he has surviving family anywhere?
Profit from unjustifiably dangerous defense system.It's dwarven, that's all the justification you need.
Zing! I claim the save! For great justice! Also I'm going to be a manly man and play the newest version, so no dwarf therapist for me! :(
Oh yeah, put me down for another turn. Friday the 16th please.
I already called it. <snip>
The hospital's filthy, and no one seems to do any cleaning, preferring to Idle instead. is there some requirement for cleaning that I've missed?
"It appears your torso has rotted. We'll have to amputate."
If you sacrifice your organs to Armok, I believe it just might."It appears your torso has rotted. We'll have to amputate."
"Will it grow back, doctor?"
The Overlord punches The Forgotten Beast in the lower body with his right hand, but the attack glances away!
The Forgotten Beast strikes The Recruit in the lower body with its x(warthog leather cap)x but the attack is deflected by The Recruit's x(giant cave spider silk coat)x!
The spinning forgotten beast frozen extract strikes The Recruit in the right lower arm, but the attack is deflected by The Recruit's x(warthog leather robe)x!
The Soldier hacks The Forgotten Beast in the head from behind with his iron battle axe, shattering it!
The Overlord punches The Forgotten Beast in the head with his right hand, but the attack passes right through!
The Forgotten Beast pushes The Overlord in the upper body, bruising the muscle and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue through the XX(pig tail fiber robe)XX!
You fall over.
The soldier hacks The Forgotten Beast in the head with his iron battle axe, shattering it!
The iron battle axe is lodged firmly in the wound!
The Forgotten Beast pushes The Recruit in the upper body, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart through the X(giant cave spider silk coat)X!
The miner strikes The Forgotten Beast in the lower body with her (copper pick), shattering it!
The Soldier twists the embedded iron battle axe around in The Forgotten Beast's head!
From the expedition leader's guidebook:
Thrathnu: Forgotten Beast of Temporal Distortion. Fighting this beast causes a build up of chronoton particles, eventually causing a cascade effect which reverts the flow of time to a random point before the fight began. Contact is not advised.
Demonic Spoon is not a good choice for Sheriff. He's carrying a pick, and administers beatings.
Axes are way more dwarven than that.Demonic Spoon is not a good choice for Sheriff. He's carrying a pick, and administers beatings.
What? That's the DWARVEN way of going about these sorts of things. Demonic Spoon for sheriff!
from the Journal of 64-bit, Lead Engineer
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16th Granite, 1058
today a dwarf came up to me, and reported that one of the goblins we had in a cage had become quite attached to his iron pike. i didn't believe him, so i went and checked, sure enough, the goblin had become quite attached to his pike.
It's 4x3. I think the FPS problem is mostly due to all the animals, monsters, and captives.
huh. it appears that someone reverted to a time before my turn happened. all that work on the magma pump...
Is it just me or do like half of every forgotten beast needs a trunk?Is it just me or is noobsauce's avatar even more wtf inducing than mine? Seriously, you could live off that thing for a week!
In case you didn't catch it, the last few seconds is them pouring chili into the bag.Is it just me or do like half of every forgotten beast needs a trunk?Is it just me or is noobsauce's avatar even more wtf inducing than mine? Seriously, you could live off that thing for a week!
12th Granite 1058.
Magama pumps with copper parts.... Who thought that was a good idea? Seriously?
19th Galena 1058
Siegedamnit... Lets see if I can arrange for everyone to not die today.
Crap crap crap crap, whole squads of marksgoblins. Raise the bridge, raise the bridge, raise the bridge!
Well, both elvish and human traders were slaughtered, and one of our tigermen were caught outside, but no terrible losses. A mess of trade goods, metal goods, and general loot out there for when we are feeling adventurous.
9th Sandstone 1058
New visitor today. Cuthabe, a shelled blob. And its made of steam. What the hell was the world like before we dwarves came along?
Well... He isn't much... THe guard eagles at the cavern entrance have the situation well in hand. He doesn't seem to be hurting them much either... Yet he just won't die... Monitoring the situation and may seal off that stairway and dig a new one.
Yeah, sealing it. He doesn't seem to be dying anytime soon, and the Eagles are looking tired. Although I haven't seen a dwarfier bird. Godspeed little ones, and may you one day win.
15th Granite 1059
A new visitor. Made of water... Heard these pop like balloons when hit. Too bad I think he's in the same cavern asn Thrathnu. Need to deal with magnetite man first.
Preferably omeone in the army :P
So, we sallied forth into the glare of the daystar to rid ourselves of the last of the invaders, a single troll. I was the one dual-wielding battle axes. Huggz, you brought a hunk of cow cheese. As we were marshaling in front of the gates, you decided to take it back inside to a stockpile. We waited for you though, and soon charged into the field against our foe. About half way across the field of battle, I realized that it was past my bedtime and so went to go lie down. The rest of you weren't fast enough to properly engage the enemy, who kept dodging your attacks and then outdistancing you by many heisenburgs. Back and forth across the fields our valiant militia chased the hideous troll, until several days later and through no fault of our own, it was caught in one of the cage traps above the entrance to the fort. A great cheer echoed through the halls and down the great staircase, each dwarf taking it up in turn to spread the news. In we rushed, for hunting trolls is thirsty work, and this is as good an excuse as any to throw a party.Fixed.
Heh, I've been working steadily on the pump tower, ignoring the battle outside, and when I finally do go back to look, the bronze colossus has gotten himself caught in one of the cage traps out in the middle of the field. That just leaves a single troll.
Slowly getting things done. All the goblins have left, and the bronze colossus has taken to chasing the last few trolls around. At some point he got a lot more dangerous. For quite a while he didn't kill any of the combatants, but he after a while he managed to kill half a dozen or so of them, so they ran away.
I've heard colossi are more dangerous without hands or feet, as well.
Does anyone know if these jerks are killable in 31.03? We may have to experiment with a several hundred z-level drop if no one has done that kind of science to them yet.
Just so you all know, I won't be starting my turn right on time. I have some stuff to do, then I need to sleep. No passing me though, because I will be taking my turn. And by the sounds of things I'll be designing a few death corridors, like the one in my sig'd fortress. VERY effective.
BTW, what do we want done with the magma? Do we just want a furnace area closer to the rest of the fortress, or some sort of boatmurdered-esque surface doomsday weapon too?
Engraved on the wall is a masterfully designed image of Graebeard Ferncraft the dwarf and dwarves by Momuz Ushrirkudst. The dwarves are refusing Graebeard Ferncraft. Graebeard Ferncraft looks dejected. The artwork relates to the removal of the dwarf Graebeard Ferncraft from the position of militia captain of The Labyrinthine Helm in the midwinter of 1057.
On a lighter note, Gamegreen got sick of the smell of dying dwarves in the hospital. She (dwarf gender at least) has gone beserk and is now wailing on all the other infected dwarves.
Sorry, but I'm too incoherent at the moment to play.Huh? What's he saying?
Me claim puny turn!
I shall do the most horrifying thing that I can think of during my turn. Tune in next time, same sparkgear time, same sparkgear place to find out what it is!
Firstly, what is it with you guys and starting all our dwarves as peasants, secondly, this place is a mess.
Ugh. The fort is a mess. Why are there over a dozen millstones? Why are there 26 windmills to power them?
Worse, however, is they way the game hangs every few seconds which brings the average FPS down from 20 to about 4, and makes it particularly frustrating to play as you end up waiting 10 seconds for it to handle your input every time you do something. I've never seen DF run this badly; what did you do to it, Spoon?
Ugh. The fort is a mess. Why are there over a dozen millstones? Why are there 26 windmills to power them?
Worse, however, is they way the game hangs every few seconds which brings the average FPS down from 20 to about 4, and makes it particularly frustrating to play as you end up waiting 10 seconds for it to handle your input every time you do something. I've never seen DF run this badly; what did you do to it, Spoon?
Ugh. The fort is a mess. Why are there over a dozen millstones? Why are there 26 windmills to power them?
Worse, however, is they way the game hangs every few seconds which brings the average FPS down from 20 to about 4, and makes it particularly frustrating to play as you end up waiting 10 seconds for it to handle your input every time you do something. I've never seen DF run this badly; what did you do to it, Spoon?
Millstones are awesome yo! And I suspect the lag demons in the depths for the fps issues, sorry 'bout that.
have you got the DF accelerator?
Fuck yeah, I'm glad my windmills didn't go to waste.
I may end my turn early. I keep finding that I've left the game running for an hour while I read some interesting web article "for a few seconds" or "until the hang is over." I'll give it another shot, however.People keep trying to make booze roasts, actually - they MAKE booze roasts, but when some Urist McHauler tries to take it to the storage, plop, suddenly a liquid. A very important part of Dwarven Physics died that day.
In the interim, I'd like to know why there are smears of dwarven whisky, pools of river spirts, spatterings of gnomeblight, etc etc all about the place. Who has been wasting all the precious libations in this slovenly fashion?
I may end my turn early. I keep finding that I've left the game running for an hour while I read some interesting web article "for a few seconds" or "until the hang is over." I'll give it another shot, however.People keep trying to make booze roasts, actually - they MAKE booze roasts, but when some Urist McHauler tries to take it to the storage, plop, suddenly a liquid. A very important part of Dwarven Physics died that day.
In the interim, I'd like to know why there are smears of dwarven whisky, pools of river spirts, spatterings of gnomeblight, etc etc all about the place. Who has been wasting all the precious libations in this slovenly fashion?
Oh man, as soon as a siege comes Spark gear reboot mk 2 is gonna get horribly mauled.
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The framerate is really odd. The dwarves will zoom for a second or two...then stop for a second or two. I'm almost thinking we should send it to Toady as a bug report.
Still! I'm making progress. Walling off the tower, mostly.
Your image makes no sense.
Good luck! You'll need it!
The framerate is really odd. The dwarves will zoom for a second or two...then stop for a second or two. I'm almost thinking we should send it to Toady as a bug report.
added. RebelZhouYuWu didn't show up, so someone can use the next 7 hours.I guess that nobody did. Herp, derp.
EDIT: And who makes a cobalt stockpile, seriously people.
EDIT: And who makes a cobalt stockpile, seriously people.
Who DOESN'T make a cobalt stockpile?
Your image makes no sense.
Says the guy who used to have the tacoducken as an avatar? ;)
Seriously, though, it's a screenshot from Smash TV, where the host often saaays...Good luck! You'll need it!
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BOOK OF THE MAD MASON
I'm sick of the disorganization around here! No one cares about defending this elven obsidian tower! We broke into the underground and it's like the land of Forgotten Brains! Well, I'm not going to take it any more!
* Walls now protect the top of the tower!
* Some of our workshops have been cleared out!
* A dumping zone sends unwanted items far into the underground! (Too bad we couldn't drop them into magma...)
* More stockpiles!
* Whoever started digging the giant hole to get huge quantities of stone...Too bad! (I know dwarves don't do things halfway, but that's a LOT of stone...)
* No more boozemaking, because we have enough! (For now...)
* Dwarves have had more jobs enabled, including hauling!
* And my pride and joy...the Stone Disposal Unit!
DOWNLOAD IT NOW OR BE CURSED BY THE MAD MASON! (http://chaoseed.com/sparkgear/Sparkgear_X_Day_24.zip)
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Yeah, I'm going to sleep now. I didn't do much, but I think what I did was useful. ;)