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[aradar]

Toady should stop calculating Infinity on everything and within less than a decade the program will take sentience and start coding itself and within less than another decade will have dwarf fortress theme parks will have dwarf fortress AGI will have dwarf fortress augmented vr, dwarf fortress complete feature list complete and polished ..and a private label spirit called dwarven wine that will often sell for 15000 $ US.

[Eric Blank]

The Dwarf Fortress AI will still have a habit of causing "unfortunate accidents" for anyone it doesn't like.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

The Dwarf Fortress AI will still have a habit of causing "unfortunate accidents" for anyone it doesn't like.

Most of said victims being anyone who criticizes the AI.

[King Zultan]

The Dwarf Fortress AI will still have a habit of causing "unfortunate accidents" for anyone it doesn't like.

Most of said victims being anyone who criticizes the AI.

Toady should give the AI the ability to make things from said victims such as tasteful crafts and delicious roasts.

[TurboDwarf]

Everyone gets the DwarfChip™ installed, so they can be given orders remotely by the AI.

[Uthimienure]

DF then becomes either (or both) SkyNet and the NWO.

[brewer bob]

Then it is the real-world elves, who have embraced nature and denounced technology, who are our only hope in the battle against the AI machine overlords.

[Uthimienure]

Then it is the real-world elves, who have embraced nature and denounced technology, who are our only hope in the battle against the AI machine overlords.

Father Elrond McKenzie from the Great White North?

[A_Curious_Cat]

Toady should reprogram the game in BASIC and release it on cassette tape so it can be played on the VIC-20.

FTFY

[TurboDwarf]

Might as well skip the whole high-level language thing and just reprogram the whole game in x86 assembly.

[muldrake]

Might as well skip the whole high-level language thing and just reprogram the whole game in x86 assembly.

Reprogram it in emacs.

[TurboDwarf]

Reprogram it in emacs.

Program and run DF entirely on a electro-mechanical computer.

[Eric Blank]

Program and run it on a mechanical loom

[brewer bob]

The game should be re-written as a series of Fighting Fantasy styled gamebooks. Most of the numbered sections are missing and read only "Coming Soon!"

[TurboDwarf]

Toady should travel back in time to when the Dead Sea Scrolls were written and alter them to be based on a generated Dwarf Fortress world.