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martinuzz

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What's your line?
« on: January 25, 2009, 07:07:57 am »
Ok peoples,

This here thread is for collecting Dwarf Fortress oneliners..
How would you describe Dwarf Fortress in 1 sentence?

I'll kick off:

'Dwarf Fortress is to indy gaming, as Lego is to toys'
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2009, 07:28:44 am »
Losing is fun.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2009, 07:33:30 am »
Cats, the other white meat, leather, bone, tallow....
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....They just refuse to stay down unless butchered, in which case their skins will haunt you until you subdue and tan them. Never has legendary butcher and legendary tanner seemed so valueable as in this release.

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2009, 07:54:53 am »
Dwarf fortress, the only game were a well aimed bolt can gouge both eyes out.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2009, 08:09:44 am »
Quote from: chaoticag on January 25, 2009, 07:54:53 am
Dwarf fortress, the only game were a well aimed bolt can gouge both eyes out and rip off both ears without hitting the brain.
Don't forget that!

Here's mine:
"I like cats enough, I could just eat them . . ."  >:D
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Quote from: Vester on October 10, 2009, 10:10:11 pm
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2009, 08:27:42 am »
Legendary comedian. Nuff said.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2009, 08:35:21 am »
If you can think of it, you can probably do it.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2009, 10:33:50 am »
Quote from: Ampersand on January 25, 2009, 08:35:21 am
If you can think of it, you can probably do it.
So true.  I 'sploded a donkey by dropping it down a tower, myself   ;D
"You'll think of things you never would've thought before."
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Quote from: Vester on October 10, 2009, 10:10:11 pm
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2009, 11:27:16 am »
Evil and demented is fun!
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....They just refuse to stay down unless butchered, in which case their skins will haunt you until you subdue and tan them. Never has legendary butcher and legendary tanner seemed so valueable as in this release.

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2009, 11:52:19 am »

 Dwarf Fortress players: Solving problems that have yet to be implemented.

 This was actually quoted.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2009, 12:01:19 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: where you can beat a man to death with his own trousers whist standing in the entrails of his dead wife whom you killed with her own severed arm.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2009, 12:06:17 pm »
1 & 3 are from other people:

1. Any problem can be solved with enough magma!

2. No other game had me mercilessly butchered with my own loincloth.

3. Goblins, the forth iron ore.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2009, 12:30:13 pm »
Another famous quote:

Fuck physics; we're Dwarves!

(edited slightly so it's one sentence)
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2009, 05:30:10 pm »
All Nobles want is a good, hot, RED shower.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2009, 05:39:03 pm »

 Alas, if anything I shall be remembered for the following:
 
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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