I actually consider myself to be the highest power here, and therefore hail no one. Some might argue that I have not been here long enough to actually make any real impact. But rest assured, without me, this place would crumble into ruin.
Also, I forsakened(forsoke? forsaked?)Armok and his ways long ago, so i dearly hope he and Toady are not one and the same.
I actually consider myself to be the highest power here, and therefore hail no one. Some might argue that I have not been here long enough to actually make any real impact. But rest assured, without me, this place would crumble into ruin.
Also, I forsakened(forsoke? forsaked?)Armok and his ways long ago, so i dearly hope he and Toady are not one and the same.
It's forsook, according to the internet.
Also, I forsakened(forsoke? forsaked?)Armok and his ways long ago, so i dearly hope he and Toady are not one and the same.
So, wait...I forsook myself...?Yes. You're an auto-atheist. Or something to that effect. :-\
So, wait...I forsook myself...?Yes. You're an auto-atheist. Or something to that effect. :-\
So, wait...I forsook myself...?Yes. You're an auto-atheist. Or something to that effect. :-\
Well this is embarrassing. And also a tad confusing, considering bloodshed has normally been something I've tried to avoid. Something must be done about this...
Aha, i got it! I didn't forsake Armok himself(or...myself). But rather, theidea of him.
I forsook the Armokist(Armokian?) ideals/attitude. This solution works perfectly, as it turns it into more of a symbolic thing, and makes me look less totally retarded.
So, wait...I forsook myself...?Yes. You're an auto-atheist. Or something to that effect. :-\
Well this is embarrassing. And also a tad confusing, considering bloodshed has normally been something I've tried to avoid. Something must be done about this...
Aha, i got it! I didn't forsake Armok himself(or...myself). But rather, theidea of him.
I forsook the Armokist(Armokian?) ideals/attitude. This solution works perfectly, as it turns it into more of a symbolic thing, and makes me look less totally retarded.
So you forsake the idea of your own existance? ???
So, wait...I forsook myself...?Yes. You're an auto-atheist. Or something to that effect. :-\
Well this is embarrassing. And also a tad confusing, considering bloodshed has normally been something I've tried to avoid. Something must be done about this...
Aha, i got it! I didn't forsake Armok himself(or...myself). But rather, theidea of him.
I forsook the Armokist(Armokian?) ideals/attitude. This solution works perfectly, as it turns it into more of a symbolic thing, and makes me look less totally retarded.
So you forsake the idea of your own existance? ???
No, wait. Shit, um...What i meant was, uh...
Bah, I don't wanna be a blood god damn it. >:(
Armok is just me. I frequently go ^_^ and love My Little Pony.
So, wait...I forsook myself...?Yes. You're an auto-atheist. Or something to that effect. :-\
Well this is embarrassing. And also a tad confusing, considering bloodshed has normally been something I've tried to avoid. Something must be done about this...
Aha, i got it! I didn't forsake Armok himself(or...myself). But rather, theidea of him.
I forsook the Armokist(Armokian?) ideals/attitude. This solution works perfectly, as it turns it into more of a symbolic thing, and makes me look less totally retarded.
So you forsake the idea of your own existance? ???
No, wait. Shit, um...What i meant was, uh...
Bah, I don't wanna be a blood god damn it. >:(
No worries, you will always have magma.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Bah, I don't wanna be a blood god damn it. >:(You could always go for being literally a god of blood, as opposed to all those other 'Blood Gods' who are really gods of bloodshed.
Bah, I don't wanna be a blood god damn it. >:(You could always go for being literally a god of blood, as opposed to all those other 'Blood Gods' who are really gods of bloodshed.
The difference is like the difference between a god of food and a god of pie fights.
Armok is just me. I frequently go ^_^ and love My Little Pony.
Urist McBerserk can beat Kharn in a fight.
Problem:
Khârn is the dorfiest human ever.
Problem:
Khârn is the dorfiest human ever.
What's dwarfier - the dwarfiest human or the angriest dwarf?
Maybe Armok *is* literally a god of blood...Bah, I don't wanna be a blood god damn it. >:(You could always go for being literally a god of blood, as opposed to all those other 'Blood Gods' who are really gods of bloodshed.
The difference is like the difference between a god of food and a god of pie fights.
That...That could work.
Being composed purely of blood, dwarves shed blood in his name, which their supreme deity absorbs into his body to become bigger and more powerful. It makes so much sense.Maybe Armok *is* literally a god of blood...Bah, I don't wanna be a blood god damn it. >:(You could always go for being literally a god of blood, as opposed to all those other 'Blood Gods' who are really gods of bloodshed.
The difference is like the difference between a god of food and a god of pie fights.
That...That could work.
It's just that his worshippers are so enthusiastic about offering it to him...
The first page of this thread is on-topic and then the last post is cupcakes.
Then the second page is ponies.
Goddamnit, guys.
Maybe Armok *is* literally a god of blood...But that would be like offering wood to elves. (If the elves could make your head explode.)
It's just that his worshippers are so enthusiastic about offering it to him...
Why do you think fortresses implode into mindless tantrum spirals so often?Maybe Armok *is* literally a god of blood...But that would be like offering wood to elves. (If the elves could make your head explode.)
It's just that his worshippers are so enthusiastic about offering it to him...
Why do you think fortresses implode into mindless tantrum spirals so often?So they incur his wrath so often that they just find it to be buisiness as usual? An interesting thought...
What if Armok is, like, in all of us, man?
The first page of this thread is on-topic and then the last post is cupcakes.
Then the second page is ponies.
Goddamnit, guys.
I wonder what the 3rd page will be about.
The first page of this thread is on-topic and then the last post is cupcakes.
Then the second page is ponies.
Goddamnit, guys.
I wonder what the 3rd page will be about.
So far seems to be about... Armok?
What the hell is happening here?
Oh, right, right. On-Topic WASN'T about Armok... My mistake.
Naw, it ends up in an ocean somewhere.Made of walruses for some impractical reason.
OH YA? MY CHAMPIONS ARE WAY COOLER! LIKE, ummm... These guys for example: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=1548.0Armok is just me. I frequently go ^_^ and love My Little Pony.
HEY ARMOK
KHORNE WAS HERE, AND HE SAID YOU DONT HAVE A CHAMPION AS COOL AS KHARN!
IS THAT TRUE?
ALSO, WHICH PONY IS YOUR FAVORITE?!
That's pretty much how it works actually.Being composed purely of blood, dwarves shed blood in his name, which their supreme deity absorbs into his body to become bigger and more powerful. It makes so much sense.Maybe Armok *is* literally a god of blood...Bah, I don't wanna be a blood god damn it. >:(You could always go for being literally a god of blood, as opposed to all those other 'Blood Gods' who are really gods of bloodshed.
The difference is like the difference between a god of food and a god of pie fights.
That...That could work.
It's just that his worshippers are so enthusiastic about offering it to him...
That reminds me of that one guy from Godhood...So, wait...I forsook myself...?Yes. You're an auto-atheist. Or something to that effect. :-\
Lock this thread. =(FOOL! This is no longer your thread, it belongs to the Cult of Armok! Begone, or die a painful, burning death!
In an effort to steer this thread back to the original topic, that Toady fellow sure is great. Yes siree, always coding up some sort of magical mysteries.
In an effort to steer this thread back to the original topic, that Toady fellow sure is great. Yes siree, always coding up some sort of magical mysteries.
In an effort to steer this thread back to the original topic, that Toady fellow sure is great. Yes siree, always coding up some sort of magical mysteries.All hail Toady, builder of beards and maker of magma!
All hail Toady, builder of beards and maker of magma!
*points at random direction* Look! Bees!Toady: Builder of beards, Maker of Magma, Keeper of Bee