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[BeenCarl]

Dear Urist McQuantumStockpiler.
 Just because I place the dumping zone next to a pond does not mean miss the zone and throw it in. Especially after I reset the zone 4 times before I realise where that mist is actually coming from.

Yours truly annoyed,
  Overseer

[Lolfail0009]

Dear Urist McQuantumStockpiler.
 Just because I place the dumping zone next to a pond does not mean miss the zone and throw it in. Especially after I reset the zone 4 times before I realise where that mist is actually coming from.

Yours truly annoyed,
  Overseer

If the pond floor is on a lower z-level than the zone, the items will be thrown in without a care in the HFS.

[itisnotlogical]

Dear Bleenkis McKoboldthief,

Why did you have to steal the fort's only artifact? Dick move man, dick move.

- Urist McOverseer

[Imp]

Urist McOverseer;

I have counted coup upon you, I made it back safe with your my grand goods!

I have been crowned for this, crowned.  You may call me Bleenkis McKoboldKINGthief now.

I get to make edicts now.  I have told my people that I will name my successor as whomever steals another artifact from you, and I told them how really easy it was.

We're coming for you dwarveses.  In large numbers.  Larger numbers.  More numbers of us then I can count!

Make more artifacts to be best ready for us.  I don't want my edicts to be wasted.

Bleenkis McKoboldKINGthief
who will never forget the trick he played on you
who will never let his people forget that you can be tricked
who will never let you forget that you are worth stealing from

[wer6]

dear ferric elves: just because the humans chopped down some tree does not mean you take your anger issues on out  all stone use fort: we never even used ONE log! (( stone forge ftw )) and now your  pissing me off. i listen to your demand of no tree to be chopped and you still kill half my fort. quite rude if you think about it.

from: your ambassador that now has no arms.

[Splint]

To: Ambassador
Subject: Treechopping

YOUR KIND HAD A HAND IN BURNING OUR HOMES DOWN! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!

[bobboy555]

Dear Urist McSwordsDwarf

Please, for the love of Armok, don't take your child into the danger room and not expect it to die.

Yours displeasedly, the Overseer (Your master-god-leader).

[wer6]

To: Ambassador
Subject: Treechopping

YOUR KIND HAD A HAND IN BURNING OUR HOMES DOWN! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!

dear elfs: it seems we are the only dwarfs in the entire PLANET! i feel afraid for our race: welp I just finished building the adamantine  axe golem: he wont chop trees he will chop arms: your arms if you trie to attack us again.

seriosuly: the ferric elfs are badass in steel clad stolen from the dwarven mountain homes that are now ransacked may armok have mercy on our souls: also it appears there is a !!FUN!! shortage. please send in the minotaurs and the firemancers. also: our queen is a elf: may god armok save the queen!

[Splint]

Ferrics shouldn't have anything better than iron.

[Cassandra]

Dear Urist McSwordsDwarf

Please, for the love of Armok, don't take your child into the danger room and not expect it to die.

Yours displeasedly, the Overseer (Your master-god-leader).

Dear Overseer

The danger room was safer than the childcare you wanted me to put my son in. What was I to do? Also, TANTRUM!

Smashin' your room,
Urist McSwordsDwarf

[lordofthenothing]

Dear Urist McEngraver.


Stop making enrgavings of asses please

[Mr Space Cat]

Dear Urist McEngraver.


Stop making enrgavings of asses please

Dear Overseer,

C'mon man, have you seen my asses? They're works of pure art! I'll even engrave one in your bedroom for you. You'll love it.

[itisnotlogical]

Dear Urist McEngraver,

I want engravings- engravings of asses!

Urist McOverseer

[bobboy555]

Dear Urist McSwordsDwarf

Please, for the love of Armok, don't take your child into the danger room and not expect it to die.

Yours displeasedly, the Overseer (Your master-god-leader).

Dear Overseer

The danger room was safer than the childcare you wanted me to put my son in. What was I to do? Also, TANTRUM!

Smashin' your room,
Urist McSwordsDwarf

Dear Urist McSwordsDwarf

Please deposit your child into the hatches located opposite the legendary dining room before attempting to smashing my room, the child may get injured or killed. I'm sure the masterwork socks and mist generator will calm you down after I have your spouse and brother thrown in the arena.

Yours somewhat worriedly, your master-leader-slavedriver-god, The Overseer.

[Zaffre]

Dear Urist McMechanic,

When I asked you to make traps, I meant it. Now a horde of badgers is ravaging our settlement because of the lack of traps and military. Next time please do what you're told.

Getting mauled,
Your Overseer