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[Jervill]

Savescum.

Just remember to either build lots of traps or replace the bridge to the exterior with a drawbridge.

[Scelly9]

Reclaim will end in lots more fun.

[Kamin]

Wrex, since you're still drunk, you're more than welcome to go again--up to you as to what you want to do. The outcome of the poll will decide what to do in the future when this happens.

[Wrex]

Well, I savescum'd. The siege was replaced by an ambush that still sent su inot a cataclysmac tantrum spiral. I think we can let it stand. I'll post the highlights.

[misko27]

I expected no less of this. We need a,  sobering influence on the management of this fort. Maybe we should have someone run in non-drunk? I know i I keep proposing this, But without a decent fix once and a while, the fort will keep being destroyed. A damaged fort is very hard to deal with under optimal condtions, and the drunk aren't great at disaster-management.

Also, I accidentlay voted save-scum. I meant Reclaim. "member that.

[GreatWyrmGold]

No, let the next player reclaim. While both drunk AND wearing an eyepatch over one eye!

It's the only dwarfy thing to do: Don't give up, AND give yourself a handicap!

[Siquo]

I expected no less of this. We need a,  sobering influence on the management of this fort. Maybe we should have someone run in non-drunk? I know i I keep proposing this, But without a decent fix once and a while, the fort will keep being destroyed. A damaged fort is very hard to deal with under optimal condtions, and the drunk aren't great at disaster-management.

Sober schmober. There needs to be Fun.

[Wrex]

I expected no less of this. We need a,  sobering influence on the management of this fort. Maybe we should have someone run in non-drunk? I know i I keep proposing this, But without a decent fix once and a while, the fort will keep being destroyed. A damaged fort is very hard to deal with under optimal condtions, and the drunk aren't great at disaster-management.

Sober schmober. There needs to be Fun.

I hope fun means having your guts pulled out. Because that's what happened to you.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I expected no less of this. We need a,  sobering influence on the management of this fort. Maybe we should have someone run in non-drunk? I know i I keep proposing this, But without a decent fix once and a while, the fort will keep being destroyed. A damaged fort is very hard to deal with under optimal condtions, and the drunk aren't great at disaster-management.

Sober schmober. There needs to be Fun.

I hope fun means having your guts pulled out. Because that's what happened to you.

This is fun. Well, not for the dwarves, but who cares? We never care about them anyways. Us monsters.

[Wrex]

Mazimumzero survived. Kamin, me, Squipo, Jervil, and Talvi, all of you are dead.  Some unimportant dwarves escaped as well. I am the only person insdie my tomb.

[Jervill]

Any idea how I died?  All my bonecraft masterpieces I made are probably worth many dwarfbucks now.

[MaximumZero]

AhahahahaaaAHAHAHAHAHA!

MZ is so lonely. ;_;

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'll take a dwarf. Name it GreatWyrmBooze. Give me the dwarf who you think is doing the funniest thing once you're nice and drunk.

[Wrex]

Any idea how I died?  All my bonecraft masterpieces I made are probably worth many dwarfbucks now.

Headshot. A least it was quick.

MZ killed three siege mounts as he charged straight through their ranks and got the hell out of dodge. Smart guy.


I think I am no longer drunk, so I'll upload the save and such. Obsidian, btw, I fixed it. It now cuts things.

[Geen]

My god old people are hilarious when drunk.
Too young to participate, dorf me.