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[Strik3r]

Fans of Blue/Yellow hedgehogs would go on a "quest" to obtain a relationship with a dwarf of the opposite gender. Although they should always fail, there is a 1% chance they might actually win. However, there's 100% chances that they'll fail spectacularly after making ethically questionable murals that depict both dwarves in an awkward situation. Said dwarves may even attempt to dress as female dwarves to get closer to them. Much to no avail.
Eventually, such dwarves would be tagged as both [ADULT] and [CHILD]. Eventually, they would play a long game of make-believe and pretend to be a yellow/blue hedgehog.

And of course they will begin attracting dwarves who will attempt to goad or manipulate them into doing very, very foolish things for their own amusment. These attempts fail 95% of the time and will make the dwarves attempting this look like even bigger fools than the fans of Blue/Yellow hedgehogs and be mocked by the farmers for the attempt.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Embarks are restricted to 1 local map tile in width, regardless of the length and number of z-levels.  Also, instead of stairs, dwarves now build ramps (which they call “chutes”) that they can slide down but apparently can’t climb back up, and ladders which they can climb up but for the life of them can’t seem to figure out how to climb back down.

[King Zultan]

We should combine DF and Minesweeper by giving every tile in game a 50% chance to have a landmine hidden on it.

[Fikilili]

We should combine DF and Minesweeper by giving every tile in game a 50% chance to have a landmine hidden on it.

"Wow, I'm so good at Dwarf Fortress and now I'm dead!"

[A_Curious_Cat]

Dwarves can now grow and harvest chia seeds.  These may be combined with clay in a craftdwarf’s shop to create chia pets.

[Bumber]

The death of a chia pet gives a negative thought worse than the death of a real pet.

[King Zultan]

Dwarves should be able to use chia seeds to grow a new beard if they somehow became unable to regrow their own beard.

[Bumber]

Elves will attempt to fondle chia beards.

[Fikilili]

Randomized dog and cat races.

[Hl_Handgranate]

Randomized dog and cat races.

Additionally include all known races of cats and dogs and put them on top of the embark animals list

[Fikilili]

Forgotten Beasts now have a chance to be forgot- for... Be-... Forgo-... Uh... Err... What was I talking about again?

[King Zultan]

Forgotten beasts are so forgettable that dwarves forget about them right after seeing them.

[Maximum Spin]

Any dwarf who doesn't appear in the memories of a living creature may become a forgotten beast.

[Fikilili]

What the hell are you two talking about? There's no such thing as forgotten beasts!

[Salmeuk]

Dwarves now need consumable razor blades in order to groom their beards. If they are not supplied with these forged blades, they will tantrum, and begin chewing off each other's noses.

Did I mention the blades must be adamantine, for no other metal can cut dwarven hair?