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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A! (and Hub?)  (Read 51410 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #75 on: March 30, 2018, 12:18:59 pm »

What happens if you try and civilize the elves or Dwarves to humanities society?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #76 on: March 30, 2018, 12:21:04 pm »

We tried that with the dwarves one time. They constantly got into feuds with our subjects, pissed them off, refused to pay tax and were generally unpleasant to deal with.
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« Reply #77 on: March 30, 2018, 12:29:16 pm »

We only pushed that for like 2-3 years, not decades. THey'd eventually turn around once we get to a few decades or maybe generations of Dwarves or elves.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #78 on: March 30, 2018, 03:13:53 pm »

We maintained control of the hurthlings enough time so they could become happy little ones again

maybe after some time we would see more pleasant dwarves and hardened humans
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« Reply #79 on: March 30, 2018, 03:35:14 pm »

We only pushed that for like 2-3 years, not decades. THey'd eventually turn around once we get to a few decades or maybe generations of Dwarves or elves.

The issue is if we try, it could have serious backfire potential. Afaik the dwarven kingdoms that exist around us now and constantly vex us were made from the dwarves we invited to live in our lands in the first game. When those lands were fragmented when the games ended they stole a bunch of land and enslaved a bunch of humans and made their kingdoms.

If we spread the dwarven population even further we run the risk of a series of bad rolls ending the game and then EVEN MORE dwarven kingdoms popping up to fuck with us in future games.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #80 on: March 30, 2018, 09:05:32 pm »

Dwarf king won't live forever, someday it will have no heir to live, and they will enter in a civil war, this day we take back our lands and make some of them our vassals

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #81 on: April 01, 2018, 07:47:01 am »

Should we recognize the name of the king in the story now?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #82 on: April 01, 2018, 07:48:46 am »

Should we recognize the name of the king in the story now?

King Feodh the Savior, from the original SPAMKINGDOM! Quite religious, overthrew his gay brother with the help of Pantheonists to seize the throne. Forgot what exactly happened to him, however.

EDIT: eaten by a Hydra! Delightful. His reign begins here.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #83 on: April 01, 2018, 07:52:53 am »

Curious. I wonder how we're meeting him now then.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #84 on: April 01, 2018, 07:53:34 am »

Curious. I wonder how we're meeting him now then.

He didn't get a proper burial because, once again, eaten by a Hydra. So I assume we're speaking with his restless spirit.
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« Reply #85 on: April 01, 2018, 08:08:05 am »

So if it will continue to another 400 years someone will meet our grandson who was killed by the tree?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #86 on: April 01, 2018, 09:27:42 am »

King Feodh the Savior, from the original SPAMKINGDOM! Quite religious, overthrew his gay brother with the help of Pantheonists to seize the throne. Forgot what exactly happened to him, however.

EDIT: eaten by a Hydra! Delightful. His reign begins here.

Thanks for pulling that up! Hmm, it may be relevant to keep in mind that his trait is Wise...
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« Reply #87 on: April 01, 2018, 07:53:33 pm »

So if it will continue to another 400 years someone will meet our grandson who was killed by the tree?

probably

or he will become an forgotten beast himself


BEWARE THE METHIANT EMPEROR, IT'S WOODEN BODY EMANATES A CHARISMATIC AURA LURING TRAVELERS TO IT'S HANDS, BEWARE HIS EXPLOSIVE SEEDS


after defeating "a magical forest sprung from it's bodies, a strange necklace is found at the middle of a giant, hollowed, mystical looking tree"

after it passing through our kingdom and leaving
"it's path left a trail of destruction, and dark trees seen to be starting to grow, what do we do?

a) burn it to the ground
b)let it be, it's just trees
C)call priests to purify the area
D) continue calling the wizard"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #88 on: April 02, 2018, 04:37:32 pm »

What religion is dominant in Cydwyl?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM LORE Q&A!
« Reply #89 on: April 02, 2018, 04:45:50 pm »

What religion is dominant in Cydwyl?

Predominantly Pantheonism, although of Dahnian kind, so your local deities might wary.

Singlularism and Alldivinism are minorities (no more than 10% adherents). Other faiths and pagan beliefs don't even register on Cydwyllian religious radar.
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