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Finally... => Forum Games and Roleplaying => Topic started by: TheOnlySolitaire on June 03, 2014, 05:42:04 am

Title: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TheOnlySolitaire on June 03, 2014, 05:42:04 am: Okay so this little game is simple. You take a crime, then reword it so it sounds innocent, or business-like.

For example, Theft could become 'Resource procurement'.
Kidnapping could become 'Personnel relocation'.

If you can think of another alternative to someone else's suggestion
go for it.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TheOnlySolitaire on June 03, 2014, 05:47:53 am: Okay I'll try to get the ball rolling...

Creative account management - tax evasion, money laundering, and embezzling.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 03, 2014, 05:53:44 am: Localized demographic adjustment - mass murder.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on June 03, 2014, 05:58:52 am: Redistribution of non-present present funds - Ponzi schemes
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harbingerjm on June 03, 2014, 05:59:51 am: Hunger crisis aversion.
Soylent green is people.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: JackOSpades on June 03, 2014, 06:01:34 am: Isn't it customary in these kinds of games to post something for the next poster to "fix", then they give their answer and supply something for the next person?

Racism Reduction Program - Genocide
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TheOnlySolitaire on June 03, 2014, 06:04:07 am: Quote from: Harbingerjm on June 03, 2014, 05:59:51 am
Hunger crisis aversion.
Soylent green is people.
Whats that? Mass-Murder/genocide?

Quote from: JackOSpades on June 03, 2014, 06:01:34 am
Isn't it customary in these kinds of games to post something for the next poster to "fix", then they give their answer and supply something for the next person?

Okay, I'm new to forum games, I don't get the customs etc.
Why don't you give me an example and I'll follow on from that.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 03, 2014, 06:06:14 am: Basically, an example here would be:

"Wanton torture of civilians during peacetime."

And then the next poster would give it a suitable name, and follow up with a new crime to sugarcoat.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TheOnlySolitaire on June 03, 2014, 06:22:00 am: Okay then, I think I get that.

In that case, I'll give this a go - and damn that was a hard one:

Wanton torture of civilians during peacetime

"Unrestricted collateral pain incentivised inquiries"
(Or maybe just 'the Inquisition...?)

and my suggestion for the next poster:

Armed robbery
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on June 03, 2014, 06:32:08 am: Prepared fund acquisition

Cannibalism
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Post by: NAV on June 03, 2014, 07:04:48 am: Recycling

Vehicular manslaughter
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Post by: Harbingerjm on June 03, 2014, 07:06:34 am: Hazard Avoidance Testing/Training.

Necrophilia.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 03, 2014, 07:09:09 am: Quote from: Harbingerjm on June 03, 2014, 07:06:34 am
Necrophilia.

Entertainment of the elderly.

Premeditated murder of a minor.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 03, 2014, 07:10:16 am: Overzealous discipline.
(That's not great, but you just murdered a kid.)

Genocide.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Ultimuh on June 03, 2014, 07:10:34 am: (Just posted to keep a watch on this. Anyone go ahead from the things above.)
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Fniff on June 03, 2014, 07:12:51 am: Removal of undesirable elements to create an ideal society.

Embezzlement from a charity.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TheOnlySolitaire on June 03, 2014, 07:15:46 am: Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on June 03, 2014, 07:10:16 am
Genocide.

Targeted demographic population adjustment

EDIT: Damn Ninja'd

NEW ANSWER:
Embezzlement from a charity
'Supporting those in need'

Document Forgery
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: scrdest on June 03, 2014, 07:18:25 am: Bureaucracy streamlining

Treason
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Post by: scapheap on June 03, 2014, 07:22:09 am: Governmental reforms.

Littering.
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Post by: Fniff on June 03, 2014, 07:24:47 am: Specific object placement.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TheOnlySolitaire on June 03, 2014, 07:26:39 am: Avoidance of environmental defacement through the propagation of land fill sites, via localised waste disposal.

or just, localised waste disposal.

Bribery
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 03, 2014, 07:30:15 am: Quote from: TheOnlySolitaire on June 03, 2014, 07:26:39 am
Bribery

Sponsorship!

Conspiracy with your ex-wife's new husband (who happens to be your lover) to kill said ex-wife in a manner that looks like an accident.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TheOnlySolitaire on June 03, 2014, 07:36:47 am: Undercover teamwork-oriented problem solving

Kidnapping for ransom
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Post by: Harbingerjm on June 03, 2014, 07:39:56 am: Post-Paid Vacation Facilitation.

Breaking and entering.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 03, 2014, 07:42:14 am: Quote from: Harbingerjm on June 03, 2014, 07:39:56 am
Breaking and entering.

A perfectionist approach to exploration!

Firebombing a civil rights demonstration.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harbingerjm on June 03, 2014, 07:45:10 am: Crowd dispersal preventing heatstroke by example.

Sabotage.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TheOnlySolitaire on June 03, 2014, 08:11:14 am: Durability and structural security testing

Counterfeiting
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 03, 2014, 08:24:03 am: Quote from: Fniff on June 03, 2014, 07:12:51 am
Removal of undesirable elements to create an ideal society.
Wait, that sounds innocent to you? It sounds like a pretty obvious euphemism for genocide.

"Fanfic for the government"

Jaywalking
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harbingerjm on June 03, 2014, 08:30:24 am: Motorist awareness testing.

Jumbled usage of they're, their and there.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TheOnlySolitaire on June 03, 2014, 08:49:25 am: Educational testing, and the exploratory grammar investigation into Nazi members.

Their are far worse crimes than confusing the wrong uses of the words 'there', aren't they're though?

:p

Drug dealing
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harbingerjm on June 03, 2014, 08:58:41 am: Personal lifestyle management testing.

Vandalism.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Fniff on June 03, 2014, 09:32:21 am: Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on June 03, 2014, 08:24:03 am
Quote from: Fniff on June 03, 2014, 07:12:51 am
Removal of undesirable elements to create an ideal society.
Wait, that sounds innocent to you? It sounds like a pretty obvious euphemism for genocide.
Or it could be an urban renewal plan... Hey, there's an idea.

Quote from: Harbingerjm on June 03, 2014, 08:58:41 am
Personal lifestyle management testing.

Vandalism.

Urban renewal.

Rioting.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TheOnlySolitaire on June 03, 2014, 09:50:01 am: Quote from: Fniff on June 03, 2014, 09:32:21 am
Rioting.

Crowd sourcing social media event

arms dealing
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 03, 2014, 09:58:36 am: Providing security to those who lack it.

Slavery.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TheOnlySolitaire on June 03, 2014, 10:04:36 am: Economic stimulus package

or even better ''Volunteering initiatives''

Racketeering
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: griffinpup on June 03, 2014, 11:02:12 am: "Private organization fundraising"

((Good luck with this one))

"Rape"
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 03, 2014, 11:05:06 am: Quote from: griffinpup on June 03, 2014, 11:02:12 am
"Rape"

Asymmetrical dating!

Patricide.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on June 03, 2014, 01:22:21 pm: Checking the will

Treason
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Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on June 03, 2014, 01:23:45 pm: Supporting social Darwinism.

Genocide
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Post by: Comrade P. on June 03, 2014, 01:25:29 pm: Social reconstruction

War crimes
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Post by: Sheb on June 03, 2014, 01:25:46 pm: Collateral damage

Cannibalism
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Post by: Comrade P. on June 03, 2014, 01:28:32 pm: Alternative food source, which doesn't harm animals and even plants

Negligence
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 03, 2014, 01:42:38 pm: Being a very busy man or woman.

Mass poisoning of schoolchildren.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Truean on June 03, 2014, 01:48:45 pm: Bullet theft (by victim).

Assault with a deadly weapon, with firearms specification. (by defendant)
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on June 03, 2014, 02:02:50 pm: Attempt to downsize workforce

Desertion
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Post by: UltraValican on June 03, 2014, 02:11:03 pm: Tactical retreat

Withholding Evidence
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Post by: scrdest on June 03, 2014, 02:30:57 pm: Truth Management and Handling

Medical malpractice
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Post by: Urist Mc Dwarf on June 03, 2014, 03:07:31 pm: Experimentation to improve treatment which failed

Blowing up the White house.
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Post by: kj1225 on June 03, 2014, 03:16:16 pm: A small change of regieme.

A bank heist ala Payday.
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Post by: wer6 on June 03, 2014, 03:46:08 pm: Making sure the bank gets its insurance policy.

Stealing candy from a baby
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Fniff on June 03, 2014, 03:47:30 pm: Equal distribution of sugary products.

Assassinating a kind-hearted charity worker for no reason at all except for a laugh.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sheb on June 03, 2014, 03:50:11 pm: Making use of charity to enliven a psychotic person's existence.

Pedophile rape.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: wer6 on June 03, 2014, 03:56:32 pm: ~~Making the world a more interesting place~~

forced Health edcuation

Mermaid farm.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Jboy2000000 on June 03, 2014, 04:06:46 pm: Enclosed scientific study of human / aquatic life hybrid.

Clownicide.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: kj1225 on June 03, 2014, 04:08:02 pm: A sensible if violent act.

Vigilantism.
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Post by: scrdest on June 03, 2014, 04:21:57 pm: Volounteer non-profit law enforcement utilizing experimental anti-recidivism measures.

Torture
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sanure on June 03, 2014, 04:22:43 pm: Peer Pressure Testing.

Prostitution.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sheb on June 03, 2014, 04:47:31 pm: Giving love its true worth

Kicking puppies
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: ShadowHammer on June 03, 2014, 04:51:19 pm: Toughening them up so that they will be stronger and thus live longer overall.

Releasing rapid moose (plural) into a crowded public place.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: scrdest on June 03, 2014, 05:02:12 pm: Enriching the city's ecosystem.

Speaking of:

Poisoning the water supply.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Fniff on June 03, 2014, 05:03:13 pm: Enhancing the taste of the unsavory tap water.

Beating your boss's head in with a lead pipe in a sewer treatment facility.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sheb on June 03, 2014, 05:04:40 pm: Taking an active part in improving management.

Pulling someone's fingernails off.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: scrdest on June 03, 2014, 05:06:52 pm: Fungal infection prophylaxis.

Arson.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on June 03, 2014, 05:07:46 pm: Giving the place that little 'sparkle'.

Buggery.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sheb on June 03, 2014, 05:08:34 pm: Buggery.

Insulting Dear Leader Kim-Jong-Un.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Arcvasti on June 03, 2014, 05:09:43 pm: Creative Title Restructuring.

Face Stabbing.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: scrdest on June 03, 2014, 05:10:34 pm: Constructivist Facial Surgery.

Criminal negligence.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Parsely on June 03, 2014, 05:13:09 pm: Coffee break

Suplexing aquatic life
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on June 03, 2014, 05:13:51 pm: Service to the Shark Punching Center

Date rape
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Jboy2000000 on June 03, 2014, 05:18:24 pm: Spicing up the relationship.

Drug Trafficing.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Playergamer on June 03, 2014, 05:19:23 pm: Distribution of important Medicines to Parties that Require Them

Harboring a fugitive.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Fniff on June 03, 2014, 05:20:25 pm: Citizen's house arrest, then citizen's parole.

Serial killing.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Playergamer on June 03, 2014, 05:21:30 pm: Preemptive removal of criminals from society.

Assaulting an officer.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Fniff on June 03, 2014, 05:23:24 pm: Personal complaint filing.

Burning down an orphanage.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sheb on June 03, 2014, 05:25:27 pm: Making sure orphans are warm during winter.

Flaying boy scouts.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Arcvasti on June 03, 2014, 05:28:54 pm: Teaching Boy Scouts How To Skin An Animal Firsthand

Loitering
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Post by: Playergamer on June 03, 2014, 05:31:25 pm: Protecting private land from robbery.

Destroying public property.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Fniff on June 03, 2014, 05:34:56 pm: Aggressive reconstruction.

Intentional friendly fire during a war.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: kj1225 on June 03, 2014, 05:39:49 pm: A tragic accident.

Hiring a hitman.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sheb on June 03, 2014, 05:40:31 pm: Creating jobs.

Clubbing a baby panda to death.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Fniff on June 03, 2014, 05:42:32 pm: Drawing attention to the plight of endangered species.

Drowning cats.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Weirdsound on June 03, 2014, 05:44:41 pm: Implementing active solutions to the local feral animal problem

Fixing bets
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: kj1225 on June 03, 2014, 05:52:03 pm: Making the odds more sympathetic to the team.

Larson.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: ShadowHammer on June 03, 2014, 05:59:09 pm: Quote from: Urban Dictionary
Larson
A rare name that usually symbolizes males that have extreme amounts of Swag.
I'm not certain that's criminal...

Larceny, if that's what was meant, is the just redistribution of wealth.

Possession of an absurdly large number of stolen military grade weaponry and combat vehicles.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Playergamer on June 03, 2014, 06:00:55 pm: Preparation for eventual seizure of belongings by military during an emergency.

Terrorism.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 03, 2014, 06:17:02 pm: Freedom fighting.

Genocide.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sanure on June 03, 2014, 06:31:00 pm: Teaching better Ethnics.

Detonating a nuke in a major city or large population.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Arcvasti on June 03, 2014, 06:49:22 pm: Atomic Population Control.

Feeding people to sharks.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Hubris Incalculable on June 03, 2014, 06:59:08 pm: Improving the nutrition of endangered species

Being a cisgendered straight white male on tumblr
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Furtuka on June 03, 2014, 07:08:13 pm: Being an underrepresented minority

selling plutonium on the black market
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Post by: Harbingerjm on June 03, 2014, 07:11:41 pm: Gradual Criminal Elimination Via Radiation Scheme.

Trafficking in Protected Species.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: JackOSpades on June 03, 2014, 07:27:38 pm: The Humane Society Wildlife Division :D

willfully spreading a deadly disease.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 03, 2014, 07:30:36 pm: Immunity Testing Survey

Lighting an orphanage on fire
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Post by: Harbingerjm on June 03, 2014, 07:32:32 pm: Bringing public attention to the plight of poor homeless orphans.

Drunken disorderliness.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: birdy51 on June 03, 2014, 07:32:34 pm: Creating a community bonfire for the kids.

Jaywalking.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 03, 2014, 07:34:07 pm: Finding new areas for crosswalks.

Activation of a nuclear device in a major population center.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harbingerjm on June 03, 2014, 08:59:18 pm: Global Population Management.

Drunken disorderliness.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: JackOSpades on June 03, 2014, 09:10:29 pm: Alcohol Tolerance Testing.

Selling bags of crushed up rock candy to meth addicts.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sanure on June 03, 2014, 09:11:44 pm: Addict Counseling.

Assassinating a high ranking official.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Kassire on June 03, 2014, 09:12:52 pm: Earlier than expected Reelections

Hacking into the CIA
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Post by: JackOSpades on June 03, 2014, 09:16:50 pm: Operational Oversight by the "People"

stink bombing a police station.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sanure on June 03, 2014, 09:18:42 pm: Giving the cops a reason to clean.

Melting the polar Ice caps.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: JackOSpades on June 03, 2014, 09:24:42 pm: giving everyone beach front property.

Human Trafficking.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on June 03, 2014, 09:27:29 pm: Cheap transportation and labor services

Kleptomania
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Post by: JackOSpades on June 03, 2014, 09:31:04 pm: do it yourself communism.

mounting the heads of your enemies upon your wall.
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Post by: kj1225 on June 03, 2014, 09:31:59 pm: Roleplaying Joffery.

Betraying the king.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: JackOSpades on June 03, 2014, 09:36:14 pm: Aggravated self Termination.

Carjacking
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sanure on June 03, 2014, 09:36:43 pm: Free Rentals.

Hunting whales.
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Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 03, 2014, 09:38:07 pm: Historical Reenactment

Being an elf
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Post by: Playergamer on June 03, 2014, 09:38:43 pm: (Legal in a surprising amount of places.)

Reducing sea animals body fat percentage.

Ninja'ed: Activism.

Vandalism.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 03, 2014, 09:40:41 pm: Remodeling public areas

Breaking into a military base to raid the armory.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: kj1225 on June 03, 2014, 09:42:05 pm: Reclaiming resorces for the benefit of certain parties.

Being Joffery Baratheon.
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Post by: Icefire2314 on June 03, 2014, 09:44:14 pm: Being chief of the head-on-spike artistic redesignment project

Unlawful imprisonment
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Post by: JackOSpades on June 03, 2014, 09:45:29 pm: Creative Prosecution

Polygamy
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Post by: kj1225 on June 03, 2014, 09:46:33 pm: Mormonism.

Terrorism
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Post by: Sanure on June 03, 2014, 09:46:55 pm: Political differences.

Murdering a village after raping it's women.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on June 03, 2014, 09:48:44 pm: Justifiable Homicide? As for the rape part... Human Trial Birth Control Testing.

Pirating popular music
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 03, 2014, 09:49:57 pm: Involuntarily donating to the musically poor.

Corrupting souls.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: JackOSpades on June 03, 2014, 09:51:08 pm: having a good time

Pedophilia
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Crazy Horse on June 03, 2014, 09:54:24 pm: Pedophilia? Thread just went full retard. Skip!

Releasing a wild bear into a hotel lobby.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 03, 2014, 09:55:42 pm: New mascot

Destroying a vintage, one-of-a-kind car worth millions.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sanure on June 03, 2014, 10:00:02 pm: Stopping pollution.

Gassing Prisoners of War.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 03, 2014, 10:01:18 pm: Was meant to be anesthetic for their free medical and dental operations.

Labor camps
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Post by: Sanure on June 03, 2014, 10:03:10 pm: Management courses.

Blowing up the Sun.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: birdy51 on June 03, 2014, 10:04:06 pm: Experimenting with new ways of utilizing Solar Energy.

Shooting migrating Canadian Geese in Ohio.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 03, 2014, 10:05:44 pm: Defend the borders.

Illegal immigration
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Post by: Hubris Incalculable on June 03, 2014, 10:06:46 pm: Colonization

Murder of a diplomat
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Post by: JackOSpades on June 03, 2014, 10:07:25 pm: (my challenge went unanswered, guess that means I win)

Sending a strong diplomatic message

insulting people with learning disabilities in a public forum
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 03, 2014, 10:08:36 pm: Being on the internet.

Disobeying forum guidelines
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Post by: Crazy Horse on June 03, 2014, 10:10:59 pm: Being too cool for school.

Stealing your spouse's identity.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flame99 on June 03, 2014, 10:13:04 pm: Sharing possessions with your spouse.

Using tear gas against civilians.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 03, 2014, 10:13:56 pm: ~~True marriage~~
Collateral damage. At least we got the spiders.

Becoming a 12yo through identity theft.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on June 03, 2014, 10:14:52 pm: ~~Discouraging potential criminals~~
Rediscovering your youth

Being an abomination against magic and nature
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Post by: TamerVirus on June 03, 2014, 10:16:24 pm: ~~Requiring childhood innocence~~
Uniqueness

Securities fraud
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Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 03, 2014, 10:17:39 pm: ~~Becoming one with humanity~~
They failed a security test.

Eating meat
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Crazy Horse on June 03, 2014, 10:28:02 pm: Becoming one with nature.

Randomly sucker-punching a coworker at a seminar.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 03, 2014, 10:29:16 pm: Team bonding

Destroying multiple national monuments
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Post by: Kassire on June 03, 2014, 10:31:21 pm: Patriotic Ignorance

Running around town pointing powerful lasers at strangers
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Post by: Malt_Hitman on June 03, 2014, 10:36:06 pm: Danger Preparedness Drill

Firing Tear Gas at Homeless People
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Post by: flabort on June 03, 2014, 10:37:52 pm: ~~Spontaneous volunteer eye surgery~~
Dispersal of loiterers

Stabbing 200 people with a giant drill.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harbingerjm on June 03, 2014, 10:40:59 pm: Mining Equipment Safety Testing.

Fillinf filing cabinets with weasels.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Crazy Horse on June 03, 2014, 10:45:47 pm: Making it easier to find the lesser of two weasels.

Being a man with no pants.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Hubris Incalculable on June 03, 2014, 11:07:19 pm: Genital Cooling

Breaking the Law of Gravity
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Post by: Sanure on June 03, 2014, 11:12:21 pm: Defiant experimentation.

Genetically alter Humans into cat hybrids.
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Post by: Malt_Hitman on June 03, 2014, 11:25:29 pm: Companion Animal Initiative

Tazing Babies
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Post by: flabort on June 03, 2014, 11:38:48 pm: Candy Titheing

Tansplanting human brains into sheep
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Post by: Harbingerjm on June 03, 2014, 11:41:26 pm: Livestock Improvement Program.

Filling people's cars with spiders.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sanure on June 03, 2014, 11:50:24 pm: Episode of Fear Factor.

Launching people into space with a slingshot and no clothing.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Noel.se on June 04, 2014, 12:03:00 am: Raw spaceham delivery.

Stabbing someone with a nail.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Weirdsound on June 04, 2014, 12:06:02 am: Birthing the Christian Religion

Reckless driving
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on June 04, 2014, 01:16:57 am: Free-Spirited Vehicular Maneuvering

Treason
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 04, 2014, 01:43:06 am: Rebelling against a cruel government.

Omnicide
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: LongDongSilver on June 04, 2014, 02:18:58 am: Overdone fireworks show

Child Sex Trafficking
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on June 04, 2014, 02:45:36 am: The Relocation of Minors for Carnal Initiatives

Killing The Government
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: mainiac on June 04, 2014, 02:46:55 am: Grassroots politics

Tearing the tags off a mattress prior to final sale
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: JackOSpades on June 04, 2014, 03:18:03 am: (YOU MONSTER!!!!)
Product Repackaging

feeding meat to vegans.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 04, 2014, 03:22:54 am: Testing and thus affirming sensible life choices.

Drinking ketchup out of a silver tankard in public and smacking your lips afterward.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: JackOSpades on June 04, 2014, 03:25:57 am: Advertising the newest fad Diet.

being incredibly politically incorrect on purpose.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 04, 2014, 03:26:35 am: Being controversial.

Ending reality.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on June 04, 2014, 03:28:14 am: Winning

Tax Evasion
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: scrdest on June 04, 2014, 03:30:22 am: Expense restructurization.

Spamming.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Erils on June 04, 2014, 03:32:55 am: ~~Creating the opportunity for a fresh start.~~
~~Conserving funds.~~
Expressing your right to free speech

Ninja-ing
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 04, 2014, 03:34:54 am: Winning

Putting orphans in a meat grinder.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Empiricist on June 04, 2014, 03:43:08 am: Redistribution of natural resources.

Crimes against humanity.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade P. on June 04, 2014, 03:49:53 am: Deeds for good of animals

Holocaust
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Empiricist on June 04, 2014, 03:53:34 am: Trial application of eugenics.

Tax evasion.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 04, 2014, 03:56:08 am: Finding errors in the tax system.

Harvesting the hands of a million babies through an interdimensional portal.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade P. on June 04, 2014, 04:00:37 am: Experimental Metaphysics Success

Anschluss
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 04, 2014, 04:04:06 am: Defensive Co-operation Pact.

Making the moon collide with the earth.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harbingerjm on June 04, 2014, 04:09:32 am: Material Acquisition and Harvesting Facilitation Plan.

Blowing up Europe.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: JackOSpades on June 04, 2014, 04:28:34 am: WWII Reenactment.

liking Justin Bieber music.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: scrdest on June 04, 2014, 04:31:42 am: Genocide.

DUI
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 04, 2014, 04:36:52 am: Trying to get home faster so that one's influenced state does not endanger the public in the moral or physical sense.

Stealthily emptying cans of ham in the supermarket of their contents.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 04, 2014, 04:37:42 am: Waste disposal.

Molotoving Moscow.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 04, 2014, 04:40:55 am: Ribbentroping Russkies.

Making sure people can't see anything during a sporting event by brandishing a large sign while standing or sitting in front of them.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade P. on June 04, 2014, 04:43:01 am: ~~Soviet time! With Stalin the Leader and Molotov the foreign minister!~~

((I start to hate ninjas.))

Intensive team support

Holding a brothel
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 04, 2014, 04:52:46 am: Owning a small service industry business.

Using orphan meat to make a meat dragon.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade P. on June 04, 2014, 04:54:27 am: Having a hobby of modelling

9/11
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 04, 2014, 05:00:16 am: Revenge for the deaths of thousands

Beastality

*ducks behind rock*
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Yourmaster on June 04, 2014, 05:21:17 am: Acquiring pleasure from fellow natural organisms.

Attacking nascar
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 04, 2014, 05:25:42 am: Destroying the hopes and dreams of rednecks.

Rape.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade P. on June 04, 2014, 05:31:45 am: Surprise sex

Illegal weapon owning and realisation
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Yourmaster on June 04, 2014, 05:34:55 am: Owning weapons without a safety needed

Pedophilia
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harbingerjm on June 04, 2014, 05:44:56 am: Providing ~~religious servi~~a clear bad guy.

Assault and battery.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 04, 2014, 05:50:15 am: Overly enthusiastic wardrobe adjustment.

Hatemongering.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade P. on June 04, 2014, 07:12:00 am: Agressive yet persuasive rethorics

Blasphemy
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 07:18:57 am: Differing points of views

political corruption
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade P. on June 04, 2014, 07:39:58 am: Effective management of personal budget

Lynching
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 07:47:52 am: Skipping bureaucracy

Bureaucracy
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade P. on June 04, 2014, 08:21:04 am: Excessive paperwork

Backstabbing Buddhists
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 08:22:08 am: Practicing of Alliteration

Using a crossbow against Christians
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade P. on June 04, 2014, 08:25:53 am: Live reenacting of St. Sebastian's execution with usage of slightly more modern weaponry

Enacting any violent Bible episode IRL
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harbingerjm on June 04, 2014, 08:28:32 am: Cultural studies.

Feeding people to lions.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IronTomato on June 04, 2014, 08:29:14 am: Taking care of the kitties

Hacking a government website.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade P. on June 04, 2014, 08:30:24 am: Hacker's Initiation Ceremony

Idiocracy
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 08:35:30 am: Proving the American Stereotype

Being a conservative
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade P. on June 04, 2014, 09:27:50 am: Opposing to changes

Being a republican
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IronTomato on June 04, 2014, 09:28:53 am: Nice people irritate me anyway

Saying YOLO out loud.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 09:30:40 am: Preemptively pleading insanity.

Destruction and slaughter of all mankind
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IronTomato on June 04, 2014, 09:32:15 am: ((...))
Stopping pollution forever.

Constructing a homemade ICBM.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 09:36:34 am: Contributing to the defense of your country.

Burning books
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 04, 2014, 09:40:11 am: Doing one's part to hasten the digitization of all literature.

Robbing a grocery store with a potato disguised as a gun.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 04, 2014, 09:42:22 am: Pulling a joke.

Killing babies, chopping htemp up into tiny pieces and snorting those pieces of chopped baby.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 09:44:39 am: Alternative drug substitute

Trashing Dwarf Fortress
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on June 04, 2014, 09:46:51 am: Suicide. Best way to put it.

Manslaughter.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 04, 2014, 09:49:23 am: Man's laughter.

Accidentally dropping a couch on your partner, killing them over a short period of time.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 09:50:25 am: ~~Assisted mass suicide~~
Cartoons in real life.

Desertion from the army.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on June 04, 2014, 09:51:42 am: Making a smart decision.

Rape
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IronTomato on June 04, 2014, 11:16:36 am: Surprise buttecks! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqyjOc3EpT4)

Patricide.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: DaveTheGrave on June 04, 2014, 11:18:27 am: Feminism

animal aboose
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 11:19:52 am: Science experiment

Burning down a hospital
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade P. on June 04, 2014, 11:43:53 am: Old-fashioned medicine

Drunk driving
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 01:22:07 pm: Forgetting to designate a driver.

Betrayal
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade P. on June 04, 2014, 01:23:18 pm: Darwinism practice

Darwinism
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 01:24:20 pm: Chimp Syndrome

Ignorance
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IronTomato on June 04, 2014, 01:24:41 pm: Darwinism

Naziism
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 01:25:52 pm: Misunderstanding

Kin-slaying
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade P. on June 04, 2014, 02:04:28 pm: Cutting excessive branches of family tree

Basic human rights violation
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 02:09:41 pm: Making sure they weren't aliens.

Ripping people's faces off with your bare hands.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on June 04, 2014, 02:20:18 pm: Manual facial reconstruction.

Genital mutilation
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 04, 2014, 02:21:29 pm: Cooperative castration.

Burning someone at a stake.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 02:24:47 pm: Salem trials reenactment, just not in Salem.

Bad forum games
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 04, 2014, 02:26:27 pm: Perfecting gaming skills

Being a bad player in a forum game
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 02:30:03 pm: Hilarius aggravated suicide

Kicking adorable puppies
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sanure on June 04, 2014, 03:41:24 pm: Cat lover.

Destroying the internet.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on June 04, 2014, 03:41:59 pm: Having a death wish.

Jaywalking
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Jboy2000000 on June 04, 2014, 03:43:06 pm: Practicing your freedom by walking across a street.

Jury tampering.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sanure on June 04, 2014, 03:46:40 pm: Getting the best people for the job.

Having a Harem.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 04, 2014, 03:48:13 pm: Playboy.

Covering the Statue of Liberty in C4 blocks, and ransoming off the detonation switch.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 03:57:46 pm: Capitalism

Setting off a homemade bomb in a school.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sanure on June 04, 2014, 03:58:39 pm: Science project.

Annexing a country that is not your neighbor.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 04:00:25 pm: 'MERICAAA!!!

Shouting "'MERICAAA!!!" at random people
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on June 04, 2014, 04:01:55 pm: Declaring yourself insane.

Poaching
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: ShadowHammer on June 04, 2014, 04:03:58 pm: Promoting natural selection.

Taking Airforce 1 for a joyride.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 04:05:38 pm: An expression of freedom

Being a politician
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on June 04, 2014, 04:06:17 pm: Lying

Human trafficking
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: scrdest on June 04, 2014, 04:30:17 pm: Free mandatory directionless taxi services.

Littering.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on June 04, 2014, 05:00:12 pm: Reuniting paper with it's family.

Burning down a hospital.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 05:01:27 pm: Free cremation

Being a soul-sucking demon
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: kj1225 on June 04, 2014, 05:02:47 pm: Making a stand against racist ideals.

Punching out a reporter on her own show after she tries making you look bad.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Yourmaster on June 04, 2014, 05:14:19 pm: Self defence of feelings

Not bringing enough fried chicken for everybody.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: griffinpup on June 04, 2014, 05:20:28 pm: Selective nutritional management

unreplenishable use of all of earth's resources, (humans, nature, etc.) by demons
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on June 04, 2014, 07:49:24 pm: Maximizing Development

Stealing alms from a church.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on June 04, 2014, 08:29:47 pm: Negative Donation Values

Grand Xenocide
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: kj1225 on June 04, 2014, 08:30:49 pm: Doing the Emperor's good work!

Assisting the xeno filth.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 09:05:17 pm: Representation of what heresy would be

Killing the God Emperor of Mankind.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 04, 2014, 09:06:03 pm: Fighting for freedom

Losing the battle for bay12
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on June 04, 2014, 09:07:45 pm: DF2014 came out.

Jaywalking.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 09:08:56 pm: Checking to see if real life is a cartoon or not.

Winning the battle for Bay12
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 04, 2014, 09:09:54 pm: Accomplishing life things

Killing a fellow player character
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 09:10:47 pm: Hating the player, not the game.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on June 04, 2014, 09:19:16 pm: (Innocent version is crime? OK)
Holding a grudge

Holding a death grudge
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 09:21:18 pm: Too much patience

Not posting commands when you're the only one left who needs to.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 04, 2014, 09:22:20 pm: Being forgetful

Betraying your comrades
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: JackOSpades on June 04, 2014, 09:22:59 pm: Survival of the fittest.

Role playing while on Acid.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on June 04, 2014, 09:23:25 pm: Having a vivid imagination.

Not only not posting commands when you're the only person left to do so but also not updating your games even though you've been online and don't even give the explanation of "I'm lazy" or "I haven't written it yet".
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 09:25:33 pm: ~~Entertainment for one.~~
~~Getting in the right zone: Assist!~~
Being too lazy to inform people that I'm lazy and have given a somewhat explanation in the ~~Corrupt a Wish~~ how well known is the person above you thread.

Torture for fun.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on June 04, 2014, 09:28:14 pm: Duh, they're a masochist.

Taking things the wrong way.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I meant Ethereal, he hasn't updated his games for days and he has been online.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on June 04, 2014, 09:29:18 pm: Being Naive

Deliberately misinterpreting stuff
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 09:29:44 pm: Making a funny.

Not realizing everything isn't about you.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 04, 2014, 09:30:40 pm: Having a sense of self.

Not playing in any forum games.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: kj1225 on June 04, 2014, 09:31:50 pm: Having a social life.

Tying two corpses together, waiting for them to get gross and full of nasty bugs, and then catapulting them at Freddy Mercury's grave.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on June 04, 2014, 09:32:23 pm: ~~Being computer illiterate~~
Having a very specific taste in music

Being computer illiterate
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: JackOSpades on June 04, 2014, 09:35:02 pm: technologically challenged.

framing your enemies with your own fake ritual suicide.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Harbingerjm on June 04, 2014, 09:36:58 pm: Stress testing the justice system.

Exploding the moon.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IronTomato on June 04, 2014, 09:42:25 pm: No more tidal waves screwin' up mah beach.

Writing terrible fanficton.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 09:43:30 pm: Why you shouldn't teach the unwashed masses to write.

Having a different opinion.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 04, 2014, 09:44:29 pm: Performing a cardiac stress test on society.

Performing an unexpected cardiac stress test on everyone you meet.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IronTomato on June 04, 2014, 09:47:33 pm: I've caught the ugly.

Pirating movies.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 04, 2014, 09:48:56 pm: Saving money

Pirating the merchant marine.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 04, 2014, 09:49:53 pm: ~~Pirate movies.~~
Forced Reenactment

Copyright infringement
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 04, 2014, 09:52:08 pm: Pushing my luck

Killing everyone who bothers me.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on June 04, 2014, 09:54:24 pm: Self defense

Using martial arts for evil
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IronTomato on June 04, 2014, 09:55:35 pm: Had bad childhood, developed evil urges.

Shooting guns in public.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Erils on June 05, 2014, 02:40:20 am: Second Amendment rights

Regicide
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Mesa on June 05, 2014, 03:30:23 am: Restructuring of the government.

Slave trade.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 05, 2014, 04:07:31 am: You do not know that you were or are doing it.

summoning dark matter (from the Kirby games) to shroud the universe in darkness and make it a place where no one can be happy.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: JackOSpades on June 05, 2014, 04:26:19 am: Teaching

burning a village before your men Finish looting it.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IronTomato on June 05, 2014, 05:21:09 am: Discouraging looting.

Plane hijacking.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: kj1225 on June 05, 2014, 05:24:32 am: Planning for the pilots dying and needing to take it in for a landing.

Making a castle fly to turn it into an antigovernment pirate radio station.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sheb on June 05, 2014, 05:29:48 am: Opening a new ero in aerial transportation.

Spreading anti-vaccine propaganda.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Reelya on June 05, 2014, 05:50:30 am: Autism prevention campaigning.

Next up:

Clubbing endangered baby seals to death for their pelts.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 05, 2014, 07:52:34 am: Assisting the sharks

Shouting "FIRE" in a crowded location.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IronTomato on June 05, 2014, 07:56:39 am: Organizing a fire drill.

Public indecency.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 05, 2014, 07:59:58 am: Trying to get a date

Smashing private property
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Mesa on June 05, 2014, 08:57:26 am: Safety standards testing.

Child torture.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 05, 2014, 09:04:15 am: Discipline

Assault
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on June 05, 2014, 09:49:25 am: There was a spider.

Replacing bath water with acid.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Tawa on June 05, 2014, 09:51:45 am: Chembath was necessary for medical purposes.

Chopping down a flagpole with a greateraxe*.

*Greateraxe: even bigger than a greataxe.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 05, 2014, 09:52:59 am: Equal Opportunity* Lumberjacks
^_*blind

Biochemical warfare
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Noel.se on June 05, 2014, 10:02:01 am: Cleaning

Treason
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 05, 2014, 10:07:32 am: Being talkative

Bad puns
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Xantalos on June 05, 2014, 10:13:50 am: Moving.

Omnicide
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Reelya on June 05, 2014, 03:27:54 pm: Biological purification activities

===

Blowing up Queen Elizabeth II with a nuclear weapon
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on June 05, 2014, 03:31:44 pm: Hastening a natural process.

Terrorism
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 05, 2014, 04:29:30 pm: Testing emotions

Rick Rolling someone in 2014
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sanure on June 05, 2014, 04:44:21 pm: Blast from the past.

Being A-sexual.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sheb on June 05, 2014, 04:49:25 pm: Active Rape Prevention

Harassing Toady to release a new version of DF.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 05, 2014, 05:10:40 pm: Wanting to be shunned, banned, and have a helping hand with your suicide.

Lynching
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 05, 2014, 05:22:13 pm: lunch

summoning dark matter (from the Kirby games) to shroud the universe in darkness and make it a place where no one can be happy.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 05, 2014, 05:22:50 pm: Heavy Roleplaying

Early Access games
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Weirdsound on June 05, 2014, 05:49:46 pm: Beta Testing

Spiking the Punch Bowl
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 05, 2014, 05:53:11 pm: Death

Kill all atheists
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 05, 2014, 06:03:50 pm: Doing God's work.

Killing all Christians
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sanure on June 05, 2014, 06:07:53 pm: Scientific advancement.

Nudist Colony.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Playergamer on June 05, 2014, 06:09:39 pm: That's illegal? Crap!

Nudist colony again, since I don't wanna ruin it for Sanure.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on June 05, 2014, 08:10:53 pm: Spiritual Resort

Streaking through a elementary school.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: ICBM pilot on June 05, 2014, 09:05:54 pm: Public indecency

Creating a fortress for psychotic midgets in real life
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sanure on June 05, 2014, 11:14:16 pm: Providing homes to the homeless.

Dousing a bum in kerosene and setting them on fire.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: PrivateNomad on June 05, 2014, 11:14:54 pm: Cleaning their skin.

Cross-countering the pope
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on June 06, 2014, 12:54:17 am: Tactile Confession

Making a musical based on A Modest Proposal with consumption of real babies.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 12:55:55 am: Solving overpopulation in a fun and exciting way.

Corrupting wishes.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: kj1225 on June 06, 2014, 01:02:39 am: Being a Geniekin.

Being an otherkin.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sheb on June 06, 2014, 02:48:44 am: Helping the people at TumblrTXT.

Telling Blaze she's fat.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 06, 2014, 02:59:12 am: Making her lose weight.

Get an black hole to suck in earth.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Erils on June 06, 2014, 04:18:46 am: Solving world hunger

Invading another planet.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sheb on June 06, 2014, 04:24:56 am: One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.

Buying the dwarffortress.com domain and using it to redirect to child pornography.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade P. on June 06, 2014, 04:33:22 am: Severe ~~pedophile~~ DF-addict hunting method

Violating recent net laws.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sheb on June 06, 2014, 04:35:01 am: Using the Internet.

Singing YMCA on the Kremlin's steps.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 06, 2014, 04:40:51 am: What? it's an crime!

being an butt monkey (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButtMonkey).
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Reelya on June 06, 2014, 04:47:40 am: Making your friends look good.

Selling you grandmother for crack.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sheb on June 06, 2014, 04:48:53 am: Solving Social Security's funding problem.

Skateboarding.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Arx on June 06, 2014, 06:38:51 am: Employing a four-wheeled board for recreational or travel purposes.

Vandalism.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Reelya on June 06, 2014, 06:41:25 am: Providing third-party property customization services

Keeping a basement sex slave dungeon.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sheb on June 06, 2014, 06:42:54 am: Fighting Viagra addiction.

Report GreatWyrmGold as a spambot.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 06, 2014, 07:58:15 am: Removing unnecessary logic

Report ToadyOne as a spambot
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sheb on June 06, 2014, 08:08:54 am: A Faster Way to Delete Your Account

Providing actual facts on cable news.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on June 06, 2014, 10:50:56 am: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Deleting Dwarf Fortress from the Internet...forever!
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IronTomato on June 06, 2014, 10:59:57 am: Making an example of what truly evil people do.

Yelling at babies for no reason.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sheb on June 06, 2014, 11:09:04 am: Making an Opera about the nativity

Having zoo-pedo-necrophilic sex.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Tawa on June 06, 2014, 12:09:44 pm: Healthy interest in animals/children/dead things.

Playing Dwarf Fortress in real life.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Persus13 on June 06, 2014, 12:35:58 pm: SCIENCE!

Whaling
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 12:43:38 pm: Historical reenactment for educational purposes.

Wiping out all life.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sheb on June 06, 2014, 01:00:09 pm: Eradicate all infectious diseases.

Rickroll someone.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 06, 2014, 01:05:23 pm: Giving a dose of "REALLY!? REALLY!?"

Climbing on statues
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 06, 2014, 01:06:18 pm: Training to climb mountains.

Shooting random cars with rocket launchers.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 06, 2014, 01:09:16 pm: CoD role-playing

Primarily using a console for all your gaming needs.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on June 06, 2014, 01:14:32 pm: Establishing a support group for those with limiting entertainment.

Assisting extraterrestrials in an invasion of your planet.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 06, 2014, 01:20:34 pm: Equal-opportunity war

Procrastination
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Persus13 on June 06, 2014, 02:08:19 pm: I'll give a justification later.

Skipping Class
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: ShadowHammer on June 06, 2014, 05:15:03 pm: Effective time management.

Tampering with the White House fire alarm system.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 06, 2014, 06:11:34 pm: Improving it.

Eating dog to get revenge on dog loving people who killed my cat.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 06:12:28 pm: Embracing another culture.

Creating faulty autocorrect.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: ShadowHammer on June 06, 2014, 08:05:25 pm: Encouraging people to learn how to spell.

Pushing someone off a bridge.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Squeegy on June 06, 2014, 08:08:51 pm: Incentivized swimming lessons.

Disposing of dead bodies for criminals.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on June 06, 2014, 08:10:58 pm: Providing an addictive alternative food source to the masses

Stealing 50 coins at once in Mario Party.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Squeegy on June 06, 2014, 08:13:59 pm: Getting your case thrown out by a judge, possibly fined for wasting the court's time.

Interesting that your mind went to cannibalism. I was thinking more innawoods type of thing.

Selling arms to terrorists in exchange for hostages.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 06, 2014, 08:31:34 pm: Damage mitigating transaction.

Clownslaughter
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on June 06, 2014, 08:35:04 pm: Human interest story. (Is slaughtering clowns actually bad?)

Poisoning a city's water supply.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Squeegy on June 06, 2014, 08:36:31 pm: Bottled water advertisement campaign.

Blowing up innocent people with remotely-operated missiles.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 06, 2014, 08:41:25 pm: Killing an city full of terrists .

using the ad hoc and the red herring fallacy during debate
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 06, 2014, 08:42:41 pm: Pertin' dem 'leetist 'lectuals in dere place.

Engineering a zombie virus.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Squeegy on June 06, 2014, 08:45:13 pm: Engaging in glorious capitalistic enterprise.

Illegally wiretapping your enemies.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Tawa on June 06, 2014, 08:46:06 pm: ~~"Cataclysm is my favorite game!"~~

"The soap operas that are already on are boring, I wanted something fresh."

Engineering Pokémon as living WMD's.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 06, 2014, 08:47:04 pm: A children's hobby, don't fret

Forcible defenestration
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Squeegy on June 06, 2014, 08:48:32 pm: Historically-vindicated revolution. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestrations_of_Prague)

Torturing small animals.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 06, 2014, 08:51:11 pm: Extract from land animal

Firebombing a drugstore
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Playergamer on June 06, 2014, 10:37:45 pm: Spreading life saving medicine across the world.

Adultery.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Xazo-Tak on June 06, 2014, 10:44:28 pm: Quote from: Playergamer on June 06, 2014, 10:37:45 pm
Spreading life saving medicine across the world.

Adultery.
Comparing to see how strong our love is.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on June 07, 2014, 12:10:33 am: .... Instant death for you, corrupt a wish style.

Not posting a thing to make seem innocent.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 07, 2014, 12:14:51 am: Spending time more productively.

Writing horrible, disgusting fan fiction.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on June 07, 2014, 02:11:38 am: Practicing. Obviously you're not going to share that.

SHARING horrible, disgusting fan fiction.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on June 07, 2014, 02:12:57 am: Black comedy

Eating the last pizza slice
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Sheb on June 07, 2014, 02:14:24 am: Fighting food wastage.

Going back in time to make Hitler win WWII.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on June 07, 2014, 02:18:34 am: Exploring possibilities. (How would we even know a crime had occured? We'd all be German)

Rescuing Hitler from WWII, and bringing him forward in time, where he DIDN'T win. And arming him with weapons and drones from the future.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 07, 2014, 04:32:11 am: Exploring possibilities.

Being defeatism against Mario and luigi.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Jboy2000000 on July 01, 2014, 09:13:47 pm: Being engrossed in the Mario Series.

Kidnapping an amusing duck.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2014, 09:17:56 pm: Zoology.

Putting on a bogeyman costume and laughing manically as you ambush wayfarers after dark.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Weirdsound on July 01, 2014, 09:31:09 pm: Stress testing the cardiac health of the populous.

Shooting off fireworks in a state where they are illegal.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Playergamer on July 01, 2014, 09:38:48 pm: Practicing for a job at NASA.

Stealing stop signs.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Reelya on July 01, 2014, 09:41:07 pm: Driver Safety Awareness training

promoting holocaust denialists
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2014, 09:50:33 pm: Encouraging a creative view on history

Stealing the Voynich Manuscript
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: hops on July 01, 2014, 09:57:45 pm: Borrowing a book filled with gibberish.

Lynching
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on July 02, 2014, 12:55:25 am: Applying Democratic Justice.

Defiling the body of a lynched person.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade P. on July 02, 2014, 04:17:06 pm: Justful payback

Irredeemable sin
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: 4maskwolf on July 02, 2014, 04:55:23 pm: Choosing your own afterlife.

Not posting in games you are playing in.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: GiglameshDespair on July 02, 2014, 04:56:43 pm: Saving server costs.

Eating orphans alive while they cry for help.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 02, 2014, 05:00:53 pm: Solving overpopulation and world hunger.

Breaking every window in the world.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Tawa on July 02, 2014, 05:19:17 pm: Practicing your aim.

Bringing dogs to extinction.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 02, 2014, 05:22:06 pm: Saving them from a world of human enslavement (according to PETA)

Hiring M Night Shyamalan.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on July 02, 2014, 05:23:44 pm: ~~Eliminating allergens. Dissipating dog breath. Putting down savage killers. The list goes on.~~
(I don't know who that is) Providing music to a party.

Bringing cats to extinction.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Tawa on July 02, 2014, 05:37:40 pm: Saving the world from fuzzy wuzzy puzzy fwyzzu pufsnby blbnkslnba bnsdb awnbe(mind control)

Fwoabnly wuzzygsbe puznbesnzy lbmnid kontrslbosl (fuzzy wuzzy puzzy mind control)
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 02, 2014, 05:38:48 pm: ~~Saving local bird populations.~~
Having adorable pets.

Stapling kittens together then putting them through the garbage disposal.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Redzephyr01 on July 02, 2014, 06:21:29 pm: Making confetti.
Setting a house on fire.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Humaan on July 02, 2014, 06:55:17 pm: Lowering heating bills.

Streaking
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 02, 2014, 07:04:33 pm: Exhibition

Shelling a neighborhood.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: hops on July 02, 2014, 08:42:27 pm: Quote from: flabort on July 02, 2014, 05:23:44 pm
~~Eliminating allergens. Dissipating dog breath. Putting down savage killers. The list goes on.~~
(I don't know who that is)
((how))
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on July 02, 2014, 09:10:54 pm: Quote from: Objective on July 02, 2014, 08:42:27 pm
Quote from: flabort on July 02, 2014, 05:23:44 pm
~~Eliminating allergens. Dissipating dog breath. Putting down savage killers. The list goes on.~~
(I don't know who that is)
((how))
((M... someone? I dunno. I haven't heard of them before. Googling now... Oh, movie writer. Cool. Oh, the Last Airbender. Live Action or the cartoon? If it's the live action one, yeah, I understand why that's a crime now))
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Tawa on July 02, 2014, 09:26:41 pm: Quote from: flabort on July 02, 2014, 09:10:54 pm
Quote from: Objective on July 02, 2014, 08:42:27 pm
Quote from: flabort on July 02, 2014, 05:23:44 pm
~~Eliminating allergens. Dissipating dog breath. Putting down savage killers. The list goes on.~~
(I don't know who that is)
((how))
((M... someone? I dunno. I haven't heard of them before. Googling now... Oh, movie writer. Cool. Oh, the Last Airbender. Live Action or the cartoon? If it's the live action one, yeah, I understand why that's a crime now))
((Never saw that, but the show was pretty cool. I heard the film was a disgrace to the series, ehehe.))

I'm going to assume that you mean either ripping everybody in a neighborhood out of most of their money OR filling a neighborhood with seashells.

1. Fundraising
2. Hobby

Maliciously going into a staple supply store and bending all the staples into the shapes of lockpicks.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 03, 2014, 08:00:21 am: Helping the shopkeeper make profits.

Getting sniper monkeys to target the red bloons instead of the rainbow bloons.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on July 03, 2014, 08:15:09 am: Testing the limits of stupidity.

Breaking into the captain's office and kidnapping Renault.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Varee on July 03, 2014, 08:18:17 am: Renault is dying of heart attack
Bombing a school full of kids
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 03, 2014, 08:22:13 am: An recuse.

Being part of Bowser's army and being an Goomba
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Tawa on July 03, 2014, 11:28:14 am: Playing video games.

Joining the Grammar Nazis. Heil capitalization!
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade P. on July 03, 2014, 01:29:22 pm: Preserving your language from corruption.

Joining NSDAP.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on July 04, 2014, 10:51:54 am: Being more socially involved.

Selling dangerous fireworks to small children.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade P. on July 04, 2014, 10:54:51 am: Capitalism

War crimes
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Baffler on July 04, 2014, 11:08:41 am: Strategic removal of hostile assets.

Racketeering.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 04, 2014, 06:47:27 pm: Waking up people who sleep too much.

Being part of Bowser's army and being an Goomba in REAL LIFE
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Humaan on July 04, 2014, 10:13:01 pm: Employment by a Foreign Company, wearing proper attire for the profession

Failure to report illegal income.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on July 04, 2014, 10:22:58 pm: Forgetfulness

Forgetfulness
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 04, 2014, 10:24:25 pm: ~~Being an American hero.~~
Becoming detached from the mundane world.

Shipping.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Tawa on July 04, 2014, 11:28:49 pm: ((Ambiguous there, bro))
1. Encouraging creative interpretation
2. That isn't a crime

Ambiguously posting things.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 04, 2014, 11:30:26 pm: Already isn't a crime, no effort needed.

Sacrificing an entire orphanage to get bagels.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Arcvasti on July 04, 2014, 11:31:58 pm: Alternative Food Payment Method and Foster Child Trimming

Not releasing the next book/game/update/whatever in a series for more then a year.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on July 04, 2014, 11:40:02 pm: Being on haitus.

Keeping others awake by putting sports on the TV and turning volume up to max.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 05, 2014, 12:16:14 am: Getting excited over your fandom.

Blowing out my neighbor's windows with the sheer sound of your fireworks.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: nearlyNonexistent on July 05, 2014, 12:57:27 am: Quote from: HugoLuman on July 05, 2014, 12:16:14 am
Getting excited over your fandom.

Blowing out my neighbor's windows with the sheer sound of your fireworks.

Renovating with HOLIDAY SPIRIT.

Committing treason by failing to report treason.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Empiricist on July 05, 2014, 01:25:14 am: Giving the benefit of a doubt.
Re-packaging and re-selling used-condoms.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 05, 2014, 01:28:45 am: Recycling.

Kidnapping the President of the USA, dipping him in fondue, glueing him to a rollercoaster, and covering him in feathers while it's running.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Empiricist on July 05, 2014, 01:30:04 am: Free PR-stunt.
Decompilation.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 05, 2014, 01:43:30 am: Making software free.

Making someone suicidal.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Empiricist on July 05, 2014, 01:46:14 am: Psychological stress test.
Becoming a criminal lawyer and using content from this thread to defend your clients.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: hops on July 05, 2014, 02:39:35 am: Encouraging creative interpretation of the law.

Stalking a lawyer online.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on July 05, 2014, 10:21:49 am: Making sure he does his job.

Putting space drugs in pills and labeling them as anti toxin.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Varee on July 05, 2014, 10:23:25 am: Plan to heal lung damage

Lovely eye
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 06, 2014, 05:29:37 am: not an crime.

Let Only yellow bloons through.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Varee on July 06, 2014, 09:41:57 am: Banana fair

Burn down a national park
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: DaveTheGrave on July 08, 2014, 02:30:27 pm: Composting.

Send anthrax tainted letters through the mail.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 08, 2014, 05:17:28 pm: Quality control of pharmaceutical products.

Kidnapping the Dalai Lama
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: hops on July 08, 2014, 08:56:53 pm: Borrowing cultural property.

Being a shitlord.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on July 08, 2014, 09:09:35 pm: Being a certain person.

Getting the WTF and Sad threads locked
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: hops on July 08, 2014, 09:31:10 pm: Hastening the inevitable.

Namedropping banned people.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on July 08, 2014, 09:37:11 pm: Showing off connections

Breaking random peoples' phones for no reason.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: hops on July 08, 2014, 09:38:47 pm: Encouraging people to "look up" :P

Making pretentious videos about the evils of technology.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on July 08, 2014, 09:40:59 pm: Showing off the good of contradiction

Being the only two people left alive after causing a nuclear holocaust.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 08, 2014, 09:53:00 pm: ... Isn't a crime? Or bad on your part?

Eating everyone.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: hops on July 08, 2014, 10:01:18 pm: Conservation of nutrition.

Destroying the multiverse.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 08, 2014, 10:18:02 pm: Starting over with a clean slate.

Setting Dragons to breed at ridiculous rates and thus causing the end of all civilization before year 80.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IronTomato on July 08, 2014, 10:29:43 pm: Bug hunting for the new version.

Using emotes after every word.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: hops on July 09, 2014, 12:02:26 am: Being :-\ expressive! :P

Inventing ::) white :o phosphorus :'(
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Humaan on July 09, 2014, 12:13:09 am: History. I mean, it already was invented.

Tearing up a man's life work.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 09, 2014, 12:14:03 am: Preemptively stopping Hitler.

Bringing Hitler back to life.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Varee on July 09, 2014, 12:18:23 am: Historical records
Invent zombie plague
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Weirdsound on July 09, 2014, 12:24:51 am: Early stage clinical trials for immortality

Not cleaning up after you dog when it goes on somebody else's lawn.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Varee on July 09, 2014, 12:32:49 am: free fertilizer
causing nuclear meltdown
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Weirdsound on July 09, 2014, 01:22:51 am: Free energy!

Saying stupid crap just to troll the comments section of a web article.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: hops on July 09, 2014, 02:56:19 am: Freedom :P of :) Speech :D

Overusing ??? emoticons :-\
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 09, 2014, 06:30:11 am: feeling shy.

murdering kittens to relieve any sort of pain like extremely bad headaches
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 11, 2014, 05:51:11 am: Alternate pain medication

Stealing a sheep
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: hops on July 11, 2014, 07:34:35 am: Waltzing Matilda

Murdering an entire town.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Varee on July 11, 2014, 08:02:16 am: stop plague from spreading

fart in an elevator
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on July 11, 2014, 09:45:40 am: Insurance that you'll be alone.

If they haven't built new showers at the campground...
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Scotsmen on July 11, 2014, 10:09:30 am: Encouragement to use the waterfall! In plain view of everyone!

Wearing shoes with no socks.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 13, 2014, 06:22:42 am: (not really a crime is it? Imagine a villain, ''I wear shoes but no socks'', I am so evil mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)
Wardrobe management

Lynching the cabinet
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Scotsmen on July 13, 2014, 05:00:51 pm: ((And mine wasn't a crime?))
Rearranging furniture.

Lynching the President.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on July 13, 2014, 05:01:46 pm: Disbanding an obnoxious fanclub

Lynching every European person in the world.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Scotsmen on July 13, 2014, 05:04:41 pm: Conservation of food supplies.

Jaywalking.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on July 13, 2014, 05:07:12 pm: Jaywalking.

Systematically killing off your extended family, depending on their wills, so that eventually the entire inheritance comes to you.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 13, 2014, 07:27:17 pm: Management of family accounts.

Lynching Scotsman for mocking the furniture. :D

(Furniture has more class than the cabinet and you know it)
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 13, 2014, 07:41:31 pm: Standing up for furniture's rights.

Lynching Lyeos.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on July 13, 2014, 07:43:15 pm: Poor judgement

Stabbing whores
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 13, 2014, 08:48:41 pm: they are evil

using self-refuting arguments in an debate
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 14, 2014, 06:23:34 pm: Religion

Patricide
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on July 14, 2014, 06:24:43 pm: Abuse.

Stabbing a plane.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on July 14, 2014, 06:33:20 pm: Rail advocacy

Ballot stuffing
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TD1 on July 14, 2014, 06:45:19 pm: Looking out for the good of the country, whether they like it or not.

Plagiarism.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 14, 2014, 08:07:17 pm: free to use website

buying pirated version off all the games
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on July 14, 2014, 10:10:32 pm: Encouraging freedom of information.

Replacing streetlights with C4
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on July 14, 2014, 10:18:15 pm: Reducing electricity usage.

Writing a really great story with great plot with shitty grammar.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 14, 2014, 10:27:05 pm: to see what is more important to reviewer, the story or the grammar.

throwing kittens around
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: sal880612m on July 14, 2014, 10:36:09 pm: ^^ Internet Literacy Testing

^ Mythbusting

Suggesting/Advising suicide
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 14, 2014, 10:39:50 pm: to the people who has hopeless disease's

causing the sun to go supernova
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 14, 2014, 10:40:31 pm: Pretty much saving the universe from a horrible threat.

Causing the events of the first Bioshock game.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 14, 2014, 10:47:25 pm: prevention of worse things

letting bowser and his army of Koopa Troopas and Goombas into real life
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 14, 2014, 10:47:55 pm: Social Experiment.

Instigating a supernova in a highly civilized system.

Ninja'd, but still applies.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 14, 2014, 10:50:18 pm: destroying hostile forces

kicking dogs
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: sal880612m on July 14, 2014, 10:51:30 pm: Animal training.

creating a virus that causes temporary blindness in people between 14 and 18.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on July 14, 2014, 10:52:39 pm: Reducing pornography consumption

Pooping in a public place
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 14, 2014, 10:56:48 pm: Preparing Farmland.

Unethical, Immoral Human Experimentation
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: PrivateNomad on July 14, 2014, 10:58:57 pm: Science!

Tax evasion
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 14, 2014, 11:05:24 pm: unfair tax evasion

sleeping in the middle of something very important that requires me to be awake at all times.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: sal880612m on July 14, 2014, 11:06:28 pm: Priority Re-evaluation

Dumping toxic waste
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 14, 2014, 11:09:04 pm: in somewhere that no one is affected

dumping Yoshi into lava
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: blazing glory on July 14, 2014, 11:23:59 pm: Animal protection.

Unleashing plague.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on July 15, 2014, 12:04:11 am: Into a room full of people who don't say thank you when you hold the door for them.

Not saying thank you when someone holds the door for you.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Humaan on July 15, 2014, 12:15:46 am: Being Mute.

Accidently taking some calipers... in Oblivion.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 15, 2014, 01:31:54 am: being curious where that leads to

railroading
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 15, 2014, 01:33:07 am: Well, simple! You like trains!

Eating baby kittens.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: sal880612m on July 15, 2014, 01:35:28 am: Having an exotic palette.

Plotting the downfall of civilization
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on July 15, 2014, 01:42:48 am: Playing Civilization.

Adultery.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: sal880612m on July 15, 2014, 01:46:16 am: Free Love

Smearing shit all over a bathroom stall.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 15, 2014, 01:55:52 am: that no one uses

murdering GM's
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on July 15, 2014, 02:00:35 am: It's IamanElfCollaborator.
Not murdering bad GM's.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 15, 2014, 02:01:36 am: Letting IamanElfCollaborator live. (Oooooooooooh!) :P

Stealing all the water.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on July 15, 2014, 02:05:33 am: Living in an ocean.

Stealing all the sand from the beach.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on July 15, 2014, 02:11:15 am: Subsidising glass production

Using Internet Explorer
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: blazing glory on July 15, 2014, 04:26:38 am: Being unique.

Kicking puppies.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on July 15, 2014, 04:43:57 am: Doglet relocation

Document forgery
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on July 15, 2014, 06:37:21 am: Creative entrepreneurship

Nuking the whales
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 15, 2014, 07:13:41 am: Ridding the world of dangerous objects.

Killing random people for no discernable reason.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 15, 2014, 07:17:12 am: Human waste disposal

Regicide
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on July 15, 2014, 12:39:18 pm: Propaganda of the deed

Ethnic cleansings
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: sal880612m on July 15, 2014, 12:44:06 pm: OCD Management

Beating a meter maid/person to death
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TD1 on July 15, 2014, 01:20:33 pm: Fulfilling your job as Fort Hammerer.

Killing all world leaders.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Elfeater on July 15, 2014, 01:21:34 pm: Furthering the cause of democracy.

Kidnapping Rabbits
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on July 15, 2014, 01:27:48 pm: Stocking emergency livestock for the impending apocalypses.
Stabbing thirteen world leaders.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 15, 2014, 01:31:14 pm: Eliminating corruption.

Using mind control to make everyone your slaves.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: sal880612m on July 15, 2014, 01:41:46 pm: Promoting World Peace

beating santa to death in front of children.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 15, 2014, 01:42:58 pm: ~~Enabling Lyeoses everywhere.~~

Stopping a burglar.

Not letting me destroy the world.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 15, 2014, 02:46:35 pm: Maintaining the target market.

Allowing Lyeos to destroy the world.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on July 15, 2014, 02:52:17 pm: Catering to minorities.

Bombing petrol stations
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Khaiel on July 15, 2014, 03:01:46 pm: Paving the way for new sources of energy to enter the market.

Killing a man in front of his children.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 15, 2014, 03:37:51 pm: Enabling Lyeos's Child Repurposing System.

Stripping the world of all it's resources.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 15, 2014, 05:04:38 pm: Being Merciful.

Quote Pyramids.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on July 15, 2014, 05:23:19 pm: Memetic behaviour

Disabling alarm clocks
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 16, 2014, 07:31:36 am: Allowing people to sleep.

Being a literal genie.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: hops on July 16, 2014, 11:02:24 am: Granting wishes accurately.

Murder, arson, and jaywalking.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 16, 2014, 11:18:00 am: Aggressive removal of the competition and crossing the road.

Engineering WW IV
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: sal880612m on July 16, 2014, 11:58:37 am: Population Control

When did WW III happen?

Being part of an evil organization.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 16, 2014, 12:00:11 pm: Being a politician. :P

Killing everyone in the Bay12 community.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Arx on July 16, 2014, 01:27:27 pm: Ensuring the safety of future generations.

Disliking things other people like.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on July 16, 2014, 01:48:26 pm: Originality. I never knew it was a crime :D

Flunking an exam
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on July 16, 2014, 01:51:37 pm: Calculus, trigonometry, advanced spacial physics, etc.

Using incorrect grammar on the Internet.
Constantly.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 16, 2014, 01:58:59 pm: Advancement of the language structure

Butchering and selling people as meat out of the back of an ambulance

Quote from: sal880612m on July 16, 2014, 11:58:37 am
When did WW III happen?
Sometime between WW II and WW IV I would think. :P
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on July 16, 2014, 02:05:00 pm: Healthcare cost reduction

Trespassing
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 16, 2014, 02:11:54 pm: Strolling on another's land.

Stealing letterboxes.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on July 16, 2014, 03:01:45 pm: Reconfiguring the mail system

Assassinating U.N. members
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on July 16, 2014, 03:14:32 pm: Improving international cooperation

Improving international cooperation
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on July 16, 2014, 03:30:09 pm: Assassinating U.N. members.

Licking someone's ice cream without their permission.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 16, 2014, 03:31:10 pm: Checking for poison.

Not making bad puns.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on July 16, 2014, 03:34:39 pm: This is inexcusable.

Making good puns.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: sal880612m on July 16, 2014, 03:35:16 pm: Not asking for punishment.

Castrating a rapist.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on July 16, 2014, 03:44:30 pm: They were a rapist.

Murdering cats after a catsplosion.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: sal880612m on July 16, 2014, 03:49:29 pm: Neutering and Spaying

Killing someone and making amulets from their bones.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on July 16, 2014, 04:13:48 pm: They were an organ donor

Forcing lightbulbs down someone's throat
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 16, 2014, 04:39:51 pm: Supporting eco friendly light sources.

Monopolising the worlds water supply and charging £100 per drop.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on July 16, 2014, 04:51:01 pm: Capitalism

Banning the Internet
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Coolrune206 on July 16, 2014, 06:02:26 pm: Protection of our children's future

Leaving the toilet blocked in a public place after use
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Tawa on July 16, 2014, 06:21:38 pm: Indicating sewage problems

Screaming "IT IS INEVITABLE" at everybody in existence
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on July 16, 2014, 06:30:07 pm: The fact that it is indeed inevitable.

Punching a bee subsequently to not giving a fuck.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 16, 2014, 06:33:37 pm: Protection of your floral property

Giving weird crimes
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: sal880612m on July 16, 2014, 06:43:31 pm: Eccentricity

Forcefully picking someone else's nose and making them eat it.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Graknorke on July 16, 2014, 06:48:52 pm: Charitable hygiene support and nutrient recycling management.

Hassling people for money in the street.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 16, 2014, 07:13:54 pm: well, you cannot continue to do this without any money to keep doing that.

playing final fantasy 1 on the NES when I have lots of homework to do.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on July 16, 2014, 07:22:40 pm: Retro gaming with attitude!

Throwing stones at toddlers.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Coolrune206 on July 16, 2014, 07:24:23 pm: Toughening up the young members of society.

Shanking a hobo with a rusty knife, then stealing everything he owns.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on July 16, 2014, 07:26:51 pm: Obamacare in action.

Enacting a healthcare system that allows the rich to buy the poor to use for spare parts.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Tawa on July 16, 2014, 07:33:36 pm: That... could never be innocent. Ever.

Making a statement that could never be retconned into innocence.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on July 16, 2014, 07:40:12 pm: Impossible

Quote from: Tawarochir on July 16, 2014, 07:33:36 pm
That... could never be innocent. Ever.
Becoming a spare parts salesman

Gratuitous dishonesty
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 16, 2014, 07:45:58 pm: Political correctness.

Political correctness.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 16, 2014, 08:00:44 pm: Quote from: Tawarochir on July 16, 2014, 07:33:36 pm
That... could never be innocent. Ever.
Recycling

Quote from: Lyeos on July 16, 2014, 07:45:58 pm
Political correctness.
Misintepretation of the phrase ''freedom of speech''

Using Lyeos' necromancy to conquer the world.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 16, 2014, 09:17:28 pm: Allowing everyone to see the dearly departed one last time.

TROLOLOLOLO-ad infinatum.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 16, 2014, 09:21:23 pm: Testing the googolplex

Using people as ammunition for a cannon
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Coolrune206 on July 16, 2014, 09:24:29 pm: Testing human durability.

Identity fraud.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 16, 2014, 11:48:06 pm: taking your Identity back

wish for an uncorruptable wish on the corrupt a wish thread
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 16, 2014, 11:50:19 pm: Dooming yourself to failure.

Stealing my rootbeer.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 17, 2014, 12:03:40 am: Satisfying Thirst.

Censorship.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 17, 2014, 12:07:20 am: censoring things that needs to be censored

cuddling a kitten for far too long
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Baffler on July 17, 2014, 12:27:42 am: Providing much needed warmth.

Blowing up a hospital.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: blazing glory on July 17, 2014, 12:34:43 am: Putting the diseased out of their suffering.

Seal clubbing.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 17, 2014, 12:37:05 am: Allowing animals to party.

Killing all plant life.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: sal880612m on July 17, 2014, 01:05:42 am: Promoting the meat industry.

Selling the earth to hostile aliens.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Tawa on July 17, 2014, 01:31:10 am: Making way for a bypass

Using Wish to make the laws of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the Cthulhu Mythos apply to real life simultaneously
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on July 17, 2014, 03:51:59 am: Deluding the GM

Sending in Monty Python's deadly joke as a job application.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: blazing glory on July 17, 2014, 04:14:13 am: Telling people of this really funny joke...

Drowning babies.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 17, 2014, 04:16:08 am: Population control.

Pointless genocide.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: richeygator on July 17, 2014, 04:28:56 am: unproductive Population suppression

Arsony
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 17, 2014, 05:40:37 am: Providing heat and light for yourself.

Destroying all universes that exist.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 17, 2014, 05:42:26 am: A hobby

Killing people via bamboo growing through them.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: blazing glory on July 17, 2014, 05:58:49 am: Making room to make food for pandas.

Eating puppies.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on July 17, 2014, 06:01:12 am: Cultural delicacy

Accidentally reversing over a cyclist, then driving forwards over them again to leave.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 17, 2014, 06:02:12 am: ~~Making room for kittens~~

Teaching them good sense. Cars come first!

Throwing people out of a plane without parachutes
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 17, 2014, 06:02:55 am: Getting rid of dead weight.

Dwarven Child Care.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 17, 2014, 06:09:31 am: The butcher's shop.

Blitzing BlitzDungeoner via blitzkrieg
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 17, 2014, 07:17:35 am: defeating evil

bullying people for not owning Sega's 16 bit console
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 17, 2014, 07:20:06 am: Making people understand you.

Bashing Lyeos to death with an N64.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 17, 2014, 07:25:08 am: as revenge for beating you up earlier

choosing to buy the game boy over the game gear
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on July 17, 2014, 07:27:15 am: Taking preventative measures

Seducing government officials in less-than private locations

((ninja'd, but it still makes sense here :P))
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 17, 2014, 07:31:02 am: Exposing the fact that officials are not as good as they think they are.

causing the next poster to step on to an polymorph trap and completely destroy any clothes they happen to be wearing.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 17, 2014, 07:55:06 am: Weird and unusual

Operating a buzz saw on the human sternum
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Khaiel on July 17, 2014, 08:29:25 am: Creative surgery

Hacking the internet so all links redirect to Justin Bieber's songs.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 17, 2014, 08:32:54 am: Advertising horror clips.

Making bad films
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on July 17, 2014, 08:34:59 am: Economic use of a Film Tax Credit

Destroying a beloved franchise for a quick buck.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 17, 2014, 08:41:43 am: Hoping sabotage will work

creating this thread
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 17, 2014, 08:43:27 am: Ingenuity

GM's jumping ship
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 17, 2014, 09:08:01 pm: Could not handle the old thread

Punching out gods
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 19, 2014, 08:59:02 pm: Showing bullies humility.

Eating Bay12.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on July 19, 2014, 09:01:50 pm: Humanitarian Efforts

Using unnecessarily large text.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 19, 2014, 09:03:12 pm: Getting the point across.

Using Lyeos as a unit of measurement for PPD.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on July 19, 2014, 09:07:20 pm: Simply using logic

Having opinions on the internet
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 19, 2014, 10:04:00 pm: freedom of speech

eating the Sun
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 19, 2014, 10:23:29 pm: Super sunshielding.

Throwing pies at someone.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 19, 2014, 10:30:09 pm: part of the show

murdering death
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on July 19, 2014, 10:32:52 pm: Poetic Irony

Setting up many bear traps in an orphanage
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 19, 2014, 10:37:17 pm: Removal of the surplus population.

Removing the surplus population via bear traps
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: richeygator on July 19, 2014, 10:48:38 pm: Unorthodox environmental method of population suppression
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 19, 2014, 10:50:11 pm: Fighting the forces of lawful good heros
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 19, 2014, 10:52:31 pm: Entertainment.

Being a vigilante.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: sal880612m on July 19, 2014, 10:59:30 pm: Participating in an effective if flawed justice system.

Turning a vigilante in.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 19, 2014, 11:01:40 pm: Commendable initiative.

Selling pies without a permit.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 19, 2014, 11:04:30 pm: selling pies do not require a permit

Letting Smurfingonthethird take over this thread
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 19, 2014, 11:08:33 pm: Poor management ethos

Booby trapping your house to murder intruders.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 19, 2014, 11:10:10 pm: death penalty for the genociders

Rolling an 1
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 19, 2014, 11:12:38 pm: Probability result

Assualting an officer.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: richeygator on July 19, 2014, 11:28:17 pm: Attempting to fix a flawed justice system

Selling drugs
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 19, 2014, 11:30:47 pm: Running a pub.

Breaking and entering
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: sal880612m on July 19, 2014, 11:57:56 pm: Forgetting the keys.

Vehicular Manslaughter.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on July 20, 2014, 12:07:34 am: Reducing foot traffic
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: richeygator on July 20, 2014, 03:08:51 am: Reduction of traffic through mechanical means

hacking
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 20, 2014, 03:11:38 am: Accessing files.

Destroying the Internet.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: richeygator on July 20, 2014, 03:18:30 am: Acceleration of general human productivity

killing someone with a dancing bear
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 20, 2014, 05:51:40 am: Creative methods.

Testing on humans.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 20, 2014, 05:54:57 am: Testing for beneficial effects on the human race.

Axe-murdering.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 20, 2014, 05:56:18 am: Dwarf hobbies.

Murdering a chef in his own kitchen.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Humaan on July 20, 2014, 09:20:55 am: Meat Delivery.

Destruction of a kitten orphanage.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Varee on July 20, 2014, 09:24:59 am: Prevent Feline flu 2014

Biting someone nose off
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on July 20, 2014, 09:27:52 am: A new take on "I got your nose!"

Taking pop shots at stray dogs with a shotgun.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: richeygator on July 20, 2014, 10:57:03 am: attempting to control the local stray population

ponzi scheme
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on July 20, 2014, 10:54:54 pm: A great capitalist opportunity for investment.

Selling off donated organs on the black market.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on July 22, 2014, 01:23:29 am: Shortening hospital waitlists

Breeding a super-strain of smallpox and releasing it in Canada
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TamerVirus on July 22, 2014, 10:04:25 am: Healthcare stress test

Blowing up the moon
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Varee on July 22, 2014, 11:04:30 am: redirect planet buster from Earth

Melt the polar cap
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: jetex1911 on July 22, 2014, 11:06:58 am: The Fish now have more room to grow!

Kidnapping the President.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 22, 2014, 11:07:41 am: Giving a new home to the president.

Omnicide.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on July 22, 2014, 11:04:15 pm: Enforcing obedience to the second law of thermodynamics

Replacing the Earth's core with molten cheese
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 23, 2014, 02:05:54 am: Getting resources.

Trapping people in an MMO.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 23, 2014, 02:06:32 am: Teaching them survival skills.

Not updating your game.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: blazing glory on July 23, 2014, 03:41:15 am: Saving productivity to deal with other stuff.

Changing one's avatar when I'm not looking and causing temporary confusion in me.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on July 23, 2014, 04:38:27 am: Keeping you on your toes

Auctioning the Prime Minister's toenail clippings
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on July 23, 2014, 08:15:58 am: Capitalism

Communism
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TD1 on July 23, 2014, 07:06:10 pm: Fair sharing of resources. This time no one will try to take charge, I'm sure!

Not paying a parking fine.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TamerVirus on July 23, 2014, 08:51:45 pm: Squatter's rights advocacy

Deep frying a man
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Karkov on July 23, 2014, 08:53:21 pm: Southern Style Soylent Green.

Shooting a stop sign.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: blazing glory on July 23, 2014, 08:54:50 pm: Target practice.

Burning down orphanages.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 24, 2014, 04:40:28 am: Producing heat and light.

Witchcraft.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: NRDL on July 24, 2014, 04:52:02 am: Harry Potter.

Eugenics.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Morrigi on July 24, 2014, 05:03:57 am: Quote from: NRDL on July 24, 2014, 04:52:02 am
Harry Potter.

Eugenics.
Chlorinating the gene pool.

Homicide by stuffed owl.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TD1 on July 24, 2014, 07:12:30 am: Just a normal soldier-conquest killing. Tiruin believes we are all owls. I believe Tiruin.

Jesus, using the blinkin' Lord's name in vain.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on July 28, 2014, 08:49:09 pm: It's pronounced "Hey Seuss" and the best drugs are taken in vein anyway, it's all good.

Dumbing down all forms of media by throwing in explosions because you can't be bothered to make anything good.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 28, 2014, 09:11:28 pm: special effects training.

Killing a GM.
>_>
<_<
Guess who.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on July 28, 2014, 09:33:37 pm: Encouraging better games
((Why do you want me dead? You don't even participate in my games, IIRC!))
((:P))

Rick rolling someone in 2014
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MaximumZero on July 28, 2014, 10:07:09 pm: Re-introducing people to Rick Astley's hit single.

Unsanctioned sword duel.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on July 28, 2014, 10:11:59 pm: Taking matters into your own hands

Only "sigging" things by throwing them into a sigtext.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on July 29, 2014, 12:42:35 am: Putting horrid things where nobody will ever see them.

Holding up a forum game's progress for weeks. *Cough* Kevak *Cough*
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on July 29, 2014, 09:21:03 am: Having RL stuff that is more important than Bay12

Being a slower GM than me.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MaximumZero on July 29, 2014, 08:27:27 pm: Not actually running a game.

Not properly using /me text.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on July 29, 2014, 08:30:00 pm: Encouraging others to proactively use /you text.

Making great trailers for the crappiest of games to sell lies.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: blazing glory on July 29, 2014, 08:34:06 pm: Setting high expectations.

Updating a RtD for 10 rounds and then abandoning it.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on July 29, 2014, 08:40:57 pm: The average life expectancy of a forum game.

Making a character who's core abilities don't work on undead, constructs, beings without life etc, only to discover that the campaign is undead centric.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on July 29, 2014, 08:45:30 pm: Ignorance

Ignorance
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 29, 2014, 08:48:22 pm: The lack of information in a particular subject matter.

Perjury
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MaximumZero on July 29, 2014, 09:19:37 pm: An unintentional misrepresentation in court.

Prejudice.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 30, 2014, 05:03:42 am: Having an opinion.

Skinning someone alive.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: HissinhWalnuts on July 30, 2014, 05:17:22 am: Removal of unneeded layers.

Public nudity.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on July 30, 2014, 05:30:15 am: An expression of private beliefs

Shooting flying pies in a white house.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on July 30, 2014, 04:49:49 pm: Destroying the pastry menace.

Shooting cream pies in a black house.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 04, 2014, 02:17:58 am: Redecorating

Skinning people alive and using their skins as luxury clothing
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Shadestyle on August 04, 2014, 02:52:18 am: Respect for the (soon to be) dead. (and their choice in skin care product)

Being mean on the internet to people who kind of deserve it but not really.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TalonisWolf on August 04, 2014, 04:31:33 am: Demolition to expand Medical Services.

Chewing on your own hair.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 04, 2014, 06:36:30 am: Thrown out of court for a frivolous waste of time.

Running the mafia.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MaximumZero on August 04, 2014, 06:57:09 am: Inheritance of the family business.

Aggravated assault with a plastic spork.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 04, 2014, 07:04:38 am: He took it too seriously sir, it was a joke. How was I meant to hurt him with that?

Mining a public road.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on August 04, 2014, 10:44:54 am: Public works project.

Creating a cave-in to bury someone you owe money to.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on August 04, 2014, 10:51:05 am: Forward-thinking conflict management

Spelling things wrong
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on August 04, 2014, 01:14:30 pm: Lerning about the grammer natzees.

Provoking the Grammar Nazis on purpose.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TalonisWolf on August 04, 2014, 04:42:03 pm: WWIII.

Killing anything you touch.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 04, 2014, 05:05:55 pm: Midas, extreme version.

Forgetting a game you're Gm'ing
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on August 04, 2014, 05:10:45 pm: Uhh.... being AFK?

Being AFK while not being AFK.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 04, 2014, 05:14:52 pm: Creative interpretation of the circumstances.

Whaling
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TalonisWolf on August 04, 2014, 05:21:14 pm: Creating a Soap Industry to prevent Tantrum Spirals.

Digging too deep.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: 4maskwolf on August 04, 2014, 05:26:13 pm: Extracting additional candy.

Going three years with adamantine in your storehouses and only building a trade depot with it.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 04, 2014, 05:37:21 pm: A minor misallocation of resources.

Hijacking an ice cream van.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TalonisWolf on August 04, 2014, 05:57:14 pm: Making a Batman Parody involving Mr.Freeze.

Nails on the Chalkboard Torture.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: hops on August 05, 2014, 05:52:26 am: Aural chastisement

Stealing kidneys
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 05, 2014, 06:05:43 am: Running an involuntary organ donor program.

Corruption.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on August 05, 2014, 08:57:00 am: Continuing an age-old tradition

Stabbing someone in the eye
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 05, 2014, 09:29:10 am: Ocular surgery.

Robbing a MacDonalds.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on August 06, 2014, 12:59:34 am: Feeding your family.

Making stuff up on the spot that conflicts with how the player wanted to play their character. Such as, oh, you're actually a clone of this person and they can take control of your body at whim, and now you're playing as them instead of the character you've been playing for the past several hours! And once you get used to that character, back to the clone! Basically, game designers jerking around players.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MaximumZero on August 06, 2014, 01:06:05 am: Narrative focused gaming.

Vigilantism.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 06, 2014, 04:47:23 am: Neighbourhood watch.

Littering.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MaximumZero on August 06, 2014, 12:28:49 pm: Post-Modern Art.

Holding the USA ransom with veiled threats of nuclear bombs to ensure they send you foreign aid.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 06, 2014, 12:52:02 pm: Creative fund-raising.

Being an Evil mastermind.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on August 06, 2014, 01:28:11 pm: Practicing laughing from your gut.

Breaking every single convict out of the toughest prison known to man kind for the challenge.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 06, 2014, 01:33:14 pm: Showing film makers how it's done.

Blowing up the moon.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TalonisWolf on August 06, 2014, 02:44:22 pm: Celestial Redecoration/Renovation.

Poaching.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Noel.se on August 06, 2014, 02:55:54 pm: Hunting.

Stealing a car.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TinFoilTopHat on August 06, 2014, 03:27:35 pm: Reallocating vehicular Resources.
Starting a global thermonuclear war.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 06, 2014, 03:31:21 pm: Friday evening playing Defcon.

The murder of a head of state.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TinFoilTopHat on August 06, 2014, 03:34:29 pm: Assertive governmental reforms.
Taking candy from a baby
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Karkov on August 06, 2014, 04:18:46 pm: Preventing tooth decay.

Stealing billions of passwords.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on August 06, 2014, 04:29:36 pm: Facebook

Spending most of your date staring at your phone
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Playergamer on August 21, 2014, 11:10:51 am: Preventing outside forces from damaging the experience.

Crop dusting the Central Valley in California with herbicide.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 21, 2014, 11:26:59 am: Vegetational Restructuring

Brutally murdering a man, hacking his body up so badly that he's unrecognizable.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Karkov on August 21, 2014, 01:13:44 pm: Aggressive Plastic Surgery.

Knocking out the power grid.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 21, 2014, 03:18:32 pm: Supporting the Amish lifestyle.

Killing smilies.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MaximumZero on August 22, 2014, 12:21:25 am: Running your antivirus.

Monologuing about something being Tuesday.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: hops on August 22, 2014, 12:58:30 am: Pop music

Pop music
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: birdy51 on August 22, 2014, 07:32:09 am: Listening to mah jams.

Burning toddler pajamas in the middle of the store.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 22, 2014, 11:41:27 am: Human rights campaign.

Setting up a shop without a permit.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on August 22, 2014, 11:45:35 am: Freedom of Commerce

Bribing police to beat/arrest/steal stuff from competing local businesses.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 22, 2014, 11:48:15 am: Aggressive competitive strategy.

Glorious revolution.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TD1 on August 22, 2014, 11:50:58 am: Getting rid of the scourge of communism.

Eating human flesh.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 22, 2014, 11:53:48 am: A creative lifestyle choice.

Running a bank.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: ~Neri on August 22, 2014, 12:55:04 pm: Donations to a charity of One.

Applying a pickaxe to someone's kneecaps using a high level of force and the pointy end~
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MaximumZero on August 22, 2014, 01:54:04 pm: Gathering resources.

Pretending you're a fireman but carrying a flamethrower instead of an extinguisher.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TamerVirus on August 22, 2014, 01:55:26 pm: Fahrenheit 451 cosplayer

Filling the White House with lava
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TD1 on August 22, 2014, 02:02:33 pm: Getting rid of corrupt politicians.

Stealing the skeleton of a T-Rex from a Museum and rebuilding it in your back garden.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MaximumZero on August 22, 2014, 02:04:02 pm: Creative product placement.

Setting up an 'unfortunate accident' for a customer.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on August 22, 2014, 02:07:52 pm: Viral marketing. For your competitor.

Peeing on passers-by from a balcony.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 22, 2014, 04:43:04 pm: Getting rid of annoying tourists.

The lethal application of a shotgun.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: birdy51 on August 22, 2014, 05:01:54 pm: Giving someone their shot.

Spiking a shot glass with poison.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MaximumZero on August 22, 2014, 05:28:00 pm: Giving someone their shot.

Injection of straight nicotine at fatal LD50 levels.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 22, 2014, 05:31:53 pm: Showing the horrors of smoking.

Sowing someone's mouth shut.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: birdy51 on August 22, 2014, 05:40:52 pm: Helping someone keep their voice down.

Digging up graves.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 22, 2014, 05:43:24 pm: Prospecting.

Kidnapping.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MaximumZero on August 22, 2014, 05:58:13 pm: Surprise travel agency.

Skewering someone with white hot rods of metal.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on August 22, 2014, 08:42:56 pm: Performance art

Using comic sans
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: hops on August 23, 2014, 05:55:47 am: 404: Innocence not found.

Sacrificing children to open the Womb of Nehilim.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 24, 2014, 07:10:02 pm: ~~Has~~ m~~ade s~~om~~e g~~ames ~~I lik~~e . ~~. .~~ updates ar~~e r~~are.

Edit:/me run's and hides in the corner. ;-;
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on August 24, 2014, 08:12:20 pm: Wrong thread.

Posting in the wrong thread.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on August 24, 2014, 08:44:45 pm: Having several tabs open at once.

Forcing someone to learn the inner workings of his own government. ;)
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: hops on August 24, 2014, 11:35:24 pm: Compulsory reeducation.

Sacrificing even more children to open the Womb of Nehilim.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on August 25, 2014, 05:59:16 am: Sending good children after bad.

Using child soldiers.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 25, 2014, 06:02:08 am: Military incentives for the youth.

Dropping the moon on Europe.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MaximumZero on August 25, 2014, 07:06:16 am: Increasing European landmass.

Building a super laser to evaporate your enemies.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Weirdsound on August 25, 2014, 09:17:26 am: Reconciliation through fancy light shows.

Getting wasted in the middle of a work day.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on August 25, 2014, 03:53:45 pm: Embracing renewable fuels.

Showing kindergarteners Holocaust footage.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on August 25, 2014, 04:52:39 pm: Educating the next generation about the past, so that we may never again suffer the same atrocities as we have before.

Fancy speeches that take forever
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 25, 2014, 04:58:20 pm: A lesson in how to not orate.

Filling a house with magma.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 25, 2014, 07:23:57 pm: Foundation for obsidian flooring.

Quote from: Helgoland on August 25, 2014, 03:53:45 pm
Showing kindergarteners Holocaust footage.
And telling them it was the right thing to do.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Audioworm333 on August 25, 2014, 08:07:39 pm: Correcting misconceptions.

Setting fire to a bank.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on August 25, 2014, 08:34:21 pm: Building Renovation Expedition

Replacing a historic document with a forgery where all of the words used in the previous work are now arranged alphabetically.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on August 25, 2014, 09:09:53 pm: Organization.

Throwing a huge party and not inviting any of your friends.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on August 26, 2014, 04:23:15 am: Meeting new people.

Repeatedly hitting someone with a spoon.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on August 26, 2014, 04:24:21 am: Quality control.

Repeatedly stabbing someone with a paper spork.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on August 30, 2014, 05:01:35 am: An harmless prank

Flushing toilets when someone is having an long shower
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: blazing glory on August 30, 2014, 06:45:11 am: Reallocation of water resources.

Stealing candy from a baby.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on August 30, 2014, 06:49:00 am: The baby had too much sugar for today

Eating in an lab
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: blazing glory on August 30, 2014, 07:25:57 am: Lunch break.

Punching someone with the cure for cancer.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MaximumZero on August 30, 2014, 07:28:52 am: Percussive therapy.

Linking to TvTropes (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SelfDemonstratingArticle).
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on August 30, 2014, 07:32:09 am: Preventing the villains from stopping the hero from stopping evil plans

Smoking on an aeroplane
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 31, 2014, 08:20:02 pm: Testing to see if the air filtration is on

Pushing over a shelf in a shop.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 31, 2014, 08:21:59 pm: Expression of disapproval.

Convincing children to eat each other.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Graknorke on August 31, 2014, 08:55:03 pm: Providing education on alternative lifestyles at an early age.

Throwing snails at someone's house.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TamerVirus on August 31, 2014, 08:56:58 pm: Upholding French culinary tradition

Leaking celebrity nude photos online
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MaximumZero on August 31, 2014, 10:04:59 pm: Giving the masses what they want.

Undermining the foundation of a corporation's headquarters.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Orange Wizard on September 01, 2014, 12:33:21 am: Exploratory mining.

Dropping bowling balls from the top of a tall building onto unsuspecting victims.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on September 01, 2014, 12:43:37 am: Affirming that gravity still works.

Designing a pop-up ad that four antiviruses, two ad blockers, and a thorough purging of unnecessary or mysterious programs can't get rid of, that shows up on every page and blocks the "Post" button. ((My brother's computer has it, not mine))
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TamerVirus on September 02, 2014, 11:02:55 am: Viral Marketing

Contaminating the water supply with Ebola
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on September 05, 2014, 12:09:40 pm: Radical Ebola research.

Overthrowing your government.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Aslandus on September 05, 2014, 01:30:55 pm: Adjusting political status

Burning books
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on September 05, 2014, 04:50:53 pm: Furthering independence from Russian gas supplies.

Chucking nuns into twirling nun-chucks
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on September 05, 2014, 04:55:09 pm: Clever wordplay.

Throwing pies at government ministers.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on September 08, 2014, 05:03:31 pm: Fattening already fat purses.

Kicking kittens.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Tawa on September 08, 2014, 05:09:41 pm: Creative sporting events.

Brutal axe murder of 12 1/2 people.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on September 08, 2014, 05:11:23 pm: Letting Cmega and Lyeos meet.

Not worshiping [grisha5/Descan]
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Tawa on September 08, 2014, 05:17:15 pm: That's no crime. If it were, though, religious freedom.

Burning down the church of [gDreisshcaa5n] down with Worldmaster27 in it. I might also need a lawyer for this one.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: McDonald on September 08, 2014, 05:47:57 pm: Upholding religious freedom.

Torture.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on September 08, 2014, 06:39:21 pm: Getting information out

Irony
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 08, 2014, 06:41:33 pm: Old humor

Crashing a car into a restaurant while drunk
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on September 08, 2014, 06:44:23 pm: You was sleep in the trunk of the back of the car to sleep off the drunkness while your friend crash it.

Fighting
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 08, 2014, 06:49:55 pm: Settling a dispute

Killing only white erogant people
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Stirk on September 08, 2014, 07:53:08 pm: Erogant isn't a word, so you are killing nobody and thus not committing a crime.

Purchasing large amounts of heavy weaponry.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on September 08, 2014, 07:58:17 pm: 'Murica.

Throwing a party on 9/11
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on September 08, 2014, 08:18:21 pm: ignorance of such an event happening

Ignorance
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 08, 2014, 08:31:16 pm: A spelling correction

Punching babies
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on September 08, 2014, 08:37:03 pm: A punchline to a bad joke

Killing Toady One
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Tawa on September 08, 2014, 08:41:26 pm: You damned monster. That cannot be innocent in any way.

Pirating everything.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on September 08, 2014, 08:42:18 pm: Capitalism

Being a liberal in the South
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Aslandus on September 08, 2014, 10:32:44 pm: Increasing political diversity

tearing the tag off a matress
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Kilojoule Proton on September 08, 2014, 10:34:17 pm: Product beautification.

Setting someone on fire.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 08, 2014, 10:49:25 pm: Keeping them warm

Door checking people on the side walk
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Kilojoule Proton on September 08, 2014, 10:51:41 pm: Traffic safety public service announcement.

Stealing someone's pens and pencils.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 08, 2014, 10:54:03 pm: Commandeering of school supplies to benefit education

High fiving annoying people in the face with a desk
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on September 09, 2014, 04:24:54 am: Broadening the spectrum of furniture usedd for this purpose - the classical choice is a chair, after all.

Seceding
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on September 09, 2014, 12:24:14 pm: Self-Determination.

Throwing non-insane dwarves under an atom smasher.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Urist Mc Dwarf on September 09, 2014, 02:06:28 pm: Keeping life under it's carrying capacity to prevent suffering

Using admantine to make a left sock.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 09, 2014, 02:09:03 pm: left foot protection

Shadow stabbing
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on September 09, 2014, 09:30:57 pm: Powerlevelling Stealth.

Recreating SAO in its entirety, NERVgear, lolmicrowaves and all.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TamerVirus on September 09, 2014, 11:27:26 pm: Advancements in virtual media

Dumping nuclear waste into the neighborhood pool
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Arcvasti on September 09, 2014, 11:28:59 pm: Advanced reverse detoxification

Piracy[Like with ships. Not the downloading kind.].
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on September 09, 2014, 11:35:55 pm: Recording footage for Abstergo Enterprises.

Singing "You Are a Pirate" excessively.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TamerVirus on September 09, 2014, 11:38:55 pm: Swashbuckling with limited knowledge of the sea shanty

Burning bridges
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on September 09, 2014, 11:39:40 pm: Cutting off the enemy's movement.

Cutting off the enemy's limbs, enemy being any and everyone around you.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on September 10, 2014, 03:42:56 am: An last stand

Being an troll
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 10, 2014, 04:27:54 am: Social Experimentation.

Eating a living person's face.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Noel.se on September 10, 2014, 06:46:51 am: Facelifting.

Causing genocide.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 10, 2014, 10:03:09 am: giving political views incorrectly

slapping random bystanders
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on September 10, 2014, 10:19:42 am: Personality testing.

Using mind control devices to turn the world to yurism.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 10, 2014, 11:46:40 am: (isnt that from red alert the video game?)
National pride assurance

Writing in cunoiform on all your official papers
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Kilojoule Proton on September 11, 2014, 02:22:49 pm: Forced linguistic resuscitation.

Removing another's sight mechanically.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 11, 2014, 02:29:12 pm: eye robot

Dirty fighting in a scholar bowl
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on September 11, 2014, 04:40:32 pm: Thinking outside the box.

Playing chess but with people as the pieces.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Aslandus on September 11, 2014, 05:12:25 pm: Board-based role playing

Streaking through Alaska
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on September 11, 2014, 06:55:10 pm: Testing hypothermia.

Grave robbing.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on September 11, 2014, 07:19:16 pm: Treasure Hunting.

Abuse of a corpse.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on September 11, 2014, 07:29:03 pm: An autopsy.

Breaking a treasured urn.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on September 11, 2014, 07:36:30 pm: Accidents

Mucking with the timeline.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Stirk on September 11, 2014, 07:41:32 pm: Just messing around with sheets of paper (Get it? Like actual time lines?...Don't look at me like that.)

Smuggling weapons to North Korean farmers.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Aslandus on September 11, 2014, 07:53:22 pm: Delivering farming equipment

poisoning a water supply
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 11, 2014, 08:38:26 pm: Water purifying

Starting an uprising
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Karkov on September 11, 2014, 08:39:08 pm: Changing the political scene.

Accepting a bribe.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 11, 2014, 08:43:28 pm: Accepting charity for a small favor to the donor

Breaking an orphans legs
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on September 12, 2014, 01:23:02 am: Re-enacting A Series Of Unfortunate Events, with some artistic liberties taken.

Killing titans.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Squeegy on September 12, 2014, 01:25:10 am: Research for a new hit anime.

Conspiracy to commit arson.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on September 12, 2014, 01:29:01 am: Really planned out cig breaks.

Smoking.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Dorsidwarf on September 12, 2014, 01:33:47 am: Tactical Smoke Dispersal

Filling in your tax sheets in cuneiform
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Squeegy on September 12, 2014, 02:37:38 am: Professional anachronism.

Distributing banned books.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on September 12, 2014, 10:34:29 am: The Freedom for Information Act.

Organizing mobs to burn down libraries that won't carry banned books.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Stirk on September 12, 2014, 08:06:05 pm: Keeping the people warm.

Making bad jokes in the "User above you" threads.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: jetex1911 on September 12, 2014, 08:39:01 pm: Only trying to bring joy to people.

Cannibalism.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Audioworm333 on September 12, 2014, 09:22:55 pm: Food Supply Conservation.

Murdering orphans and collecting their fingers as trophies.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on September 12, 2014, 09:23:59 pm: Teaching people of possible problems with giving their children up for adoption.

Not being Hitler.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Audioworm333 on September 12, 2014, 09:24:28 pm: Normality.

Genocide
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 13, 2014, 12:00:40 am: The preservation of the perfect races bloodline

Using a lead pipe to break a dancers shins and knees
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: blazing glory on September 13, 2014, 03:23:10 am: Encouraging someone to reconsider their profession.

Sabotaging the tires of parked cars when no one's around.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: hops on September 13, 2014, 06:57:14 am: Encouraging exercise

Eating infants
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 13, 2014, 12:57:31 pm: That's not ok? Huh ( just kidding)
The entire story line of the book " compound"

Killing cats in the real world
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Aslandus on September 13, 2014, 01:30:59 pm: An average day at the animal shelter

Performing surgery without a license
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on September 13, 2014, 05:25:14 pm: Possibly saving lives

Chopping people's legs off because you don't like being short.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: jetex1911 on September 13, 2014, 06:28:46 pm: They were holding them back anyhow

Kidnapping the president to your secret evil lair
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Squeegy on September 13, 2014, 06:36:02 pm: Relocating the president to a safe place before an impending disaster.

Taking iPhones out of people's hands and snapping them in half.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on September 13, 2014, 06:57:49 pm: Promoting old values.

Fighting a war for 116 years and saying it was 100 years long.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on September 13, 2014, 07:01:55 pm: Discounting the temporary periods of relative peace

Being on break for two months straight
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on September 13, 2014, 07:05:12 pm: Summer holidays discounting the month of sick leave.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: blazing glory on September 13, 2014, 07:35:05 pm: Not posting a crime to discourage crime rate.

Ninja kicking birds.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on September 13, 2014, 07:37:03 pm: Trying to prevent bird swarms.

Typographical errors causing the wrong places to be attacked.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 13, 2014, 10:15:10 pm: Spell check unchecked

Walking around public nude wielding machetes looking for someone that you hate to kill (saw this on some tv show)
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MaximumZero on September 13, 2014, 10:25:20 pm: Making a tv show about the effects of bath salts.

Closing your freaking pizza shop before midnight and denying MZ pizza. >:C
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on September 13, 2014, 10:26:59 pm: Being tired and thinking that nobody would want pizza late Saturday night.

Forgetting important things often.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: lemon10 on September 13, 2014, 10:33:35 pm: Living in the moment.

Becoming the malevolent overlord of Antartica, and leading a penguin army to destroy humanity.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 13, 2014, 11:05:32 pm: Challenging sniper raptor Jesus's power

Decapitating journalists and posting the video on youtube
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Squeegy on September 13, 2014, 11:09:19 pm: Social media outreach.

Stirring up outrage to justify yet more military involvement in a foreign land.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 13, 2014, 11:32:08 pm: Declaring that you want to be an independent country

Glassing all of the Middle East with heavy nuclear missle barages
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on September 14, 2014, 01:54:53 am: After moving everyone out, To deal with an extremely stock pile of weapons

Removing Videos about (complaining that youtube removes videos for no real reason) for no real reason on youtube.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on September 14, 2014, 05:53:01 am: Propping up the state of youtube.

Linking multiplayer to single player success.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: hops on September 14, 2014, 09:13:13 am: Working in EA

Lynching children
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on September 14, 2014, 09:40:26 am: A normal day in mafia.

Working in EA.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: hops on September 14, 2014, 09:43:42 am: Being employed in the East Asia regions.

Abusing acronyms.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Tawa on September 14, 2014, 09:46:59 am: Using shorthand.

Screwing with Ilúvatar's music.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: jetex1911 on September 14, 2014, 02:38:29 pm: Stopping noise pollution!

Lying on your job application.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on September 14, 2014, 03:26:21 pm: Not wanting to be unemployed

Being a drain on society
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on September 14, 2014, 03:27:50 pm: Siphoning off excess to relieve pressure.

Stabbing someone 47 times in the face.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on September 14, 2014, 03:31:12 pm: Creative surgery.

Lacking imagination.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Andres on September 14, 2014, 10:10:21 pm: Practicality.

Drowning puppies in acid.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 14, 2014, 10:19:47 pm: New animal abuse awareness program

Tourching a hospital
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: blazing glory on September 14, 2014, 11:30:41 pm: Destroying a central location for germs.

Eating someone else's sandwich.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 14, 2014, 11:33:35 pm: Hunger solution uno

Breaking and entering into an office building in the middle of the day armed with airsoft guns and training knives
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: 4maskwolf on September 14, 2014, 11:35:30 pm: Terrorist alert testing

Commenting on youtube videos
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on September 14, 2014, 11:37:50 pm: Practicing freedom of speech

Driving through an orphanage.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 14, 2014, 11:39:17 pm: Testing the buildings strength against unfortunate events

Violently forming a caliphate
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on September 14, 2014, 11:41:57 pm: Protecting your extreme interpretation of traditions against heretics.

Firing a weapon straight up.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Tawa on September 14, 2014, 11:48:30 pm: Trying to earn a Darwin Award.

Murdering your enemies, then make them look like incredibly idiotic suicides in an attempt to besmirch their names further.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on September 14, 2014, 11:51:03 pm: Avenging yourself.

Lighting the gas main.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on September 15, 2014, 10:51:59 am: Heating solutions.

Experimenting on humans.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 15, 2014, 10:55:08 am: How does anatomy really work

not going to school for a month to play video games
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Aslandus on September 15, 2014, 11:58:35 am: taking an early vacation

standing on the top of a national monument
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MaximumZero on September 15, 2014, 12:29:55 pm: Playing Assassin's Creed.

Forcing your employees to work while they're sick.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on September 15, 2014, 12:31:27 pm: Minimizing downtime.

Inventing a device that turns water into C4
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on September 15, 2014, 12:32:46 pm: Minimising explosive costs.

Being a ginormous hypocrite.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on September 15, 2014, 12:34:02 pm: Winning loud arguments

Arguing loudly
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Jiharo on September 15, 2014, 01:15:21 pm: Being mindful of hearing-impaired.

Using fancy trendy page layout that makes it painful to actually access what you need.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Kilojoule Proton on September 15, 2014, 01:45:46 pm: Selecting for a particular demographic.

Not using magma to solve problems.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 15, 2014, 08:45:14 pm: Being not magma safe

Piling the red lever instead of the blue one
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on September 16, 2014, 06:17:11 pm: Being a Prince of redness.

Firing a death ray at 300 people.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 16, 2014, 11:20:46 pm: Being a Prince of doom

Activating a volcano causing massive earth quakes tearing part of California off of America and making it float away
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on September 17, 2014, 10:23:40 am: Seceding.

Being a prince of doom.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 17, 2014, 11:10:24 am: royal privileges

being a public drunk
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on September 17, 2014, 11:14:04 am: A position of honour.

Making a magical board game that steals people's souls.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 17, 2014, 12:52:55 pm: Ouija board the game

Breaking other peoples legs
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on September 17, 2014, 01:04:14 pm: Medical industry revitalization.

Tazing your boss.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Lyeos on September 17, 2014, 01:06:14 pm: Using nonlethal force on a potential threat.

Not poking this new (to FG&RP) guy with a stick whilst saying "Ooooh, what is iiiit?".
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 17, 2014, 07:12:51 pm: Not making me cry. (Your porbs talking about someone else but I did just start trying to get into one of Haspen's Noble Emblem game's so that timing tho)

Correcting the new guys every post. Then burning a school.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 17, 2014, 07:23:06 pm: OCD
And refurbishing the educational department

Listening to Justin Beiber music with a smile
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Audioworm333 on September 17, 2014, 07:23:57 pm: Uncommon taste.

Enjoying the taste of dark chocolate.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 17, 2014, 07:42:57 pm: Normal

Enjoying the taste of your own spit
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Urist Mc Dwarf on September 17, 2014, 07:48:41 pm: Supertaster

Incinerating puppies and kittens.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: 4maskwolf on September 17, 2014, 07:49:28 pm: Pest control :P

Calling incineration of cute, lovable animals pest control.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Audioworm333 on September 17, 2014, 07:50:40 pm: Labeling Error Correction

Eviscerating a man for getting the wrong topping on your pizza.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 17, 2014, 07:58:51 pm: Extremely critical critiquing

Eating the pizza while using said mans corpse as a bench
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Audioworm333 on September 17, 2014, 08:01:19 pm: Relaxation

~~Letting my serial killer game die.~~
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Comrade Shamrock on September 19, 2014, 05:58:19 pm: Crime? What crime? There is clearly a line through it. That means it didn't happen.

Letting 3man75's games die too quickly.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on September 19, 2014, 06:09:25 pm: You remember that part at the end of Old Yeller? It's kind of like that but different.

Criminalizing execution and executing all executioners who execute criminals.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MaximumZero on September 19, 2014, 06:18:08 pm: Mexican standoff.

Being beholden to the man, man.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on October 19, 2014, 07:29:05 am: Pointing out the flaws in your enemies thinking

Using circular reasoning
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Audioworm333 on October 19, 2014, 08:06:12 am: Alternative logic.

Legitimately, sincerely, unironically enjoying Twilight.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on October 19, 2014, 08:33:49 am: Having no self-respect

Spawncamping
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on October 19, 2014, 12:21:50 pm: Strategic utilization of enemy reinforcement station to wage effective war.

Magma-ing perfectly good Dwarves.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Arcvasti on October 19, 2014, 12:34:25 pm: Hot Tub Safety Testing

Amputating people legs so they buy crutches from you.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on October 19, 2014, 01:29:03 pm: Supply and demand creation

Using a math book to beat a famous mathematicians face in while screaming,"3.14159265~~~~~~!"
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on October 19, 2014, 01:35:13 pm: A debate on the nature of pi. Alternatively, education.

Throwing a banana cream pie at the face of a politician holding a rally, all the while screaming slogans of an unspecified political ideology.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on October 19, 2014, 03:50:03 pm: Legitimate dissent.

Destroying a famous historic treasure.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on October 19, 2014, 05:26:36 pm: Out with the old and in with the new.

Setting your neighbor's lawn on fire.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on October 19, 2014, 05:39:02 pm: Helping with their lawn care, combustion style.

Asking for money after setting your neighbor's lawn on fire.

(The edit was for a typo I made. All typos must DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE.)
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Audioworm333 on October 19, 2014, 05:49:47 pm: Collecting the fee for your services.

Eugenic cleansing.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MedicInDisquise on October 19, 2014, 05:51:20 pm: Pet Shows!

Satanic Rituals at 5 o clock in the morning.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on October 19, 2014, 05:57:05 pm: Early morning meditation.

Sacrificing some one at said meditation.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Stirk on October 19, 2014, 05:58:10 pm: Practicing religious freedom.

Giving celebratory gunfire instead of clapping.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on October 19, 2014, 06:00:36 pm: Patriotism

Being a motherf*cking box
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on October 19, 2014, 06:10:03 pm: Utilization of one's shapeshifting powers to become an item transportation device.

Torturing people who disagree with your opinions.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Audioworm333 on October 19, 2014, 06:21:38 pm: Disagreement settling.

Cold-blooded torture for fun.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on October 19, 2014, 06:52:30 pm: ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE

Invading a neighboring entity to defend cats and their freedom to catsplosion.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Audioworm333 on October 19, 2014, 06:55:41 pm: National disagreement.

Destroying an entire civilization because one of them didn't like your trousers.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on October 19, 2014, 10:04:38 pm: Not taking criticism well.

Quantum tunneling into a treasury vault.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on October 19, 2014, 10:08:50 pm: Finding the x on the map of physics

Drop kicking midgets into hordes of undead for entertainment
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on October 19, 2014, 10:21:27 pm: A regular day in an evil biome.

Drop kicking children into hordes of undead for entertainment, and charging people a fee to watch it.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on October 19, 2014, 10:30:34 pm: Television

Tearing the legs off of zombies and screaming at them,"you ain't got no legs leutinet dan!"
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on October 19, 2014, 10:41:21 pm: Philosophical debating, on the natures of existence and ownership.

Beating someone to death with their own leg.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on October 20, 2014, 10:27:54 am: ¨THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR STEPING ON MY NEW SHOES!!!¨

using adrenalin for an official track race
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Aslandus on October 20, 2014, 12:10:56 pm: The natural reaction to pushing yourself in a race

Breaking into your own house through the roof
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on October 20, 2014, 02:33:15 pm: making space for a chimney while testing it for santa access

Stomping on a childs dreams
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MedicInDisquise on October 20, 2014, 03:15:35 pm: It was inevitable.

Causing Anarchy to reign in the streets.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Audioworm333 on October 20, 2014, 04:10:28 pm: Liberation.

Deliberately pissing off as many people as you can.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Stirk on October 20, 2014, 04:12:57 pm: Having fun.

J-Walking
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: UristMcWanderer on October 20, 2014, 04:15:47 pm: Crossing the street with no regard for personal safety.

Friendly fire.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MedicInDisquise on October 20, 2014, 04:20:45 pm: He committed Treason, sir.

Stealing Christmas.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Arcvasti on October 20, 2014, 05:36:33 pm: Creative Holiday Relocation.

Tossing boxes full of kittens in the river.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on October 20, 2014, 05:41:00 pm: Protesting against PETA

Making a serial killer a vigilante
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Audioworm333 on October 20, 2014, 05:42:05 pm: Creative liberties.

Stabbing someone in the groin for making a serial killer a vigilante.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Stirk on October 20, 2014, 05:43:36 pm: ~~Having a heart.~~

Vigilantism.

Secretly continuing play by post games through only PM without telling anyone.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on October 20, 2014, 05:45:08 pm: Secretiv backstory creation

Huffing ammonia while weight lifting and telling everyone you know that you aren't addicted to weight lifting
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on October 20, 2014, 05:46:43 pm: ~~Protesting against the rehabilitation of criminals~~

~~Wat. .-.~~

Enjoying energy drinks and being healthy.

Modding LCS to let you play as the CCS
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Audioworm333 on October 20, 2014, 05:48:44 pm: Exploring alternative perspectives.

Being a game company and NOT LISTENING TO WHAT YOUR FANS WANT AUGH.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on October 20, 2014, 06:17:38 pm: Pursuing profits.

Trying to sell your neighbor's children on the black market.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Shadestyle on October 20, 2014, 07:25:17 pm: cooperative business license

using military grade asbestos on children.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Stirk on October 20, 2014, 07:27:01 pm: Testing potentially harmful chemicals.

Shooting a man in Reno, just to watch him die...
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: UristMcWanderer on October 20, 2014, 07:37:58 pm: Psychological experimentation.

Brandishing a fake gun in public.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Tawa on October 20, 2014, 07:38:36 pm: Second Amendment.

Force-feeding people thick balls of cellulose, dyed with radium, soaked in ammonia.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on October 20, 2014, 07:39:44 pm: Mandatory Chemical tolerance testing.

Beating people to death with a keyboard.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Karkov on October 20, 2014, 07:41:20 pm: Getting help from peers writing an essay.

Defenestration of a chair from the third story of an office building.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on October 20, 2014, 07:43:09 pm: A warning of things to come

Procrastination
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on October 20, 2014, 07:45:37 pm: Lazyness incarnate

Slapping random people in public then having your friend steal their stuff while they are confused
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Stirk on October 20, 2014, 07:52:01 pm: Teamwork.

Taking over the emergency broadcast system to warn people that the president's cabinet is full of lizard people.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Arcvasti on October 20, 2014, 07:55:32 pm: Telling the truth.

Soliciting cookies in the Demilitarized Zone.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Stirk on October 20, 2014, 08:00:24 pm: Bringing peace through superior cooking powder.

*Looks at avatar and answer* 8) *takes off glasses* :o Mother of god...

Hunting down the lizard people who now know my location.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on October 20, 2014, 08:04:40 pm: Hunting for sport.

Hunting down Stirk.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on October 20, 2014, 08:19:57 pm: Bringing Liberal sanity to his Conservative mind, the only way possible.

Breaking most of the equipment needed for the assignment
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Audioworm333 on October 20, 2014, 09:11:08 pm: Effort multiplication.

Ripping out a man's still-beating heart and eating it in front of his terrified comrades.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on October 20, 2014, 09:12:13 pm: Being a Tigerkin

Being a Social Justice Warrior
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Arcvasti on October 20, 2014, 10:23:30 pm: Not actually a crime. Although if you're talking about the annoying self-righteous people who frequent[Among other places] Tumblr[I've heard at least one suggestion on Bay12 that they be dubbed "Keyboard Social Justice Warriors" to differentiate them from LEGITIMATE Social Justice Warriors.]:

Fighting for Online Social Justice Bragging Rights

Whistling badly.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on October 20, 2014, 11:08:04 pm: Being ignorant on the ways of the Whistlers.

Stabbing anyone who asks you what time it is.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on October 21, 2014, 12:48:32 am: Spreading the alternate time system of Stab O'Clock.

Using "Urist" for measurements of weight, volume, speed, time, currency, and all others.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on October 21, 2014, 09:22:36 am: Enthusiastic celebration of alternate culture's measurement systems.

Not using the Metric System.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on October 21, 2014, 09:53:07 am: BEING 'Merican

using the american measurement system .-.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IronTomato on October 21, 2014, 12:12:06 pm: Having a mental disability.

/me waves an American flag

Stealing a police cruiser.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on October 21, 2014, 12:14:32 pm: Preventatively remedying police brutality.

Coating a busy crossroads in slippery oil.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on October 21, 2014, 12:35:01 pm: Unsafe speed enhancement for your fellow drivers.

Placing caltrops down a kilometer stretch of a busy highway.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Arcvasti on October 21, 2014, 05:34:23 pm: Traffic Control.

Smothering infants.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on October 21, 2014, 05:50:48 pm: Taking "smothering with love" literally

Melting down pennies into something useful
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on October 21, 2014, 07:25:52 pm: Change change

Eating propulsion gel (portal 2)
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on October 21, 2014, 07:50:38 pm: Self-euthanasia and materials experimentation.

Disassembling factory arm-bots, then stealing the parts and using them to build a robot-mech-thing.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Noel.se on October 22, 2014, 01:24:36 pm: Being curious.

Downloading a car.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Karkov on October 22, 2014, 03:51:36 pm: Fantastic use of a 3D printer.

Summoning a Shoggoth unintentionally.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on October 22, 2014, 11:59:58 pm: Never learning how to read without saying it aloud.

Putting a photocopy of the Necronomicon up on the Internet for free download.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Stirk on October 23, 2014, 12:03:19 am: Making information free!

Destroying a cult.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on October 23, 2014, 12:09:57 am: Protecting the innocent from dangerous people.

Having an extremely anvilicious moral in a movie not directed at children.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on October 23, 2014, 09:30:53 am: Teaching people lessons through bad movies.

Calling Tropes cliches.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: UristMcWanderer on October 24, 2014, 09:18:16 pm: Asking for trouble.

Hacking into a corporate database.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 02, 2014, 09:13:33 am: data minning

threatening the public and calling it modern art in the way you say it
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on December 02, 2014, 09:30:11 am: Surrealism

Reenacting the Sack of Rome in modern-day Rome
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on December 02, 2014, 09:51:17 am: Hardcore history reenactment.

Removing Kebab.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on December 02, 2014, 10:19:07 am: Eating Döner

Targeted murders of members of another ethnic group
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 02, 2014, 11:30:39 am: Being in the minority and not liking it

pitching baseballs at relativistic speeds
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Arcvasti on December 03, 2014, 12:58:57 am: [oOOOH, crimes against the laws of physics]

Extra-Vigorous Fastball

Burning naked mole rats alive.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Dorsidwarf on December 03, 2014, 02:04:02 am: Animal Control: Flambé edition.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Stirk on December 03, 2014, 02:06:18 am: Being forgetful.

Trying to kill a forum game with bad jokes.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Dorsidwarf on December 03, 2014, 02:42:47 am: Board Cleanup Duties

Sacrificing your firstborn son to Armok
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 03, 2014, 02:54:51 am: Being an orthodox Armokian.

Using psychic powers to bend every spoon when others would like to eat some soup.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Stirk on December 03, 2014, 03:09:21 am: Helping people to lose weight.

Shouting "FIRE!" in a crowded theater.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Helgoland on December 03, 2014, 06:21:34 am: Giving the signal to start a killing spree. Wait, that's not innocent!

Starting a killing spree
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 03, 2014, 07:26:03 am: Giving your friends a turn to have some fun.

Carving a profanity into the face of the Moon with a high-powered laser.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Ultimuh on December 03, 2014, 07:29:06 am: Comical Terraforming

Conning people out of their money and putting them in a laundering ring.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 03, 2014, 08:22:39 am: A lopsided, spherical pyrimid scheme

Stealing a cop car and acting like a cop and abusing your new power to scare people
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Knit tie on December 03, 2014, 08:33:18 am: Talented street performance.

Bombing your ex's car.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: timferius on December 03, 2014, 08:48:36 am: Deconstructionist Catharsis based Relationship Therapy

Grand Maple Syrup Larceny (http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/quebec-maple-syrup-heist-set-for-hollywood-film-1.1868081)
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 03, 2014, 09:31:06 am: It was hard enough paying for the bisquick out of pocket, this is a forced donation. Firefighters really like pancakes guys

Stealing all the bisquick and maple syrup to make pancakes for the worlds firefighters
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: timferius on December 03, 2014, 09:43:29 am: The overambitious Shrove Tuesday Breakfast Benefit for All First Responders

Stealing said pancakes to trap all politicians in Parliament.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on December 03, 2014, 11:50:59 am: Doing everyone a favor.

Thinking that 2 + 2 = 4.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Knit tie on December 03, 2014, 12:40:09 pm: Doing math

Kidnapping reporters
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 03, 2014, 01:05:54 pm: being interested in the current news

blowing up an orphanage for the blind
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on December 03, 2014, 02:29:51 pm: Curing blindness.

Using intestines of (still) living people to summon horrors from another dimension.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: timferius on December 03, 2014, 02:36:18 pm: Local Resident Assistance in Foreign Worker Placement Program

Selling stolen weapons to combating third world countries.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 03, 2014, 02:50:22 pm: Assisting people in their efforts for freedom, and helping others keep law, order and peace, with tools liberated from those who would only let them gather dust "just in case" they were ever required. Well, some people need them right now!

Funding the construction of churches, orphanages, hospitals, and other public service buildings, only to commit arson on them once they are built and in use.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: timferius on December 03, 2014, 02:56:24 pm: 3 Tier Job Creation Program, through the creation of construction projects, the opening new job possessions through aggressive early retirement negotiations, and by decreasing the active pool of unemployed and future unemployed peoples.

The theft of all stop signs in a city.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Knit tie on December 03, 2014, 03:27:09 pm: Streamlining traffic.

Eating cake in front of dieting women.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on December 04, 2014, 01:22:04 pm: Testing their mettle.

Removing someone's internal organs one-by-one, by hand.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on December 04, 2014, 01:23:58 pm: Dissection of a coerced volunteer for Science.

Smashing someone's ribs with a hammer.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on December 04, 2014, 01:28:44 pm: Advanced CPR

Leapfrogging.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: timferius on December 04, 2014, 01:33:51 pm: I hate to interrupt the flow, but is there a type of crime called leapfrogging? I'm not sure what it is and google isn't particularly helping.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Stirk on December 04, 2014, 01:35:24 pm: Being reaaallly forgetful.

Forgetting to post a crime to make sound innocent.

I mean uh, finding inspiration in nature.

Interrupting the flow.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on December 04, 2014, 01:39:37 pm: Quote from: timferius on December 04, 2014, 01:33:51 pm
I hate to interrupt the flow, but is there a type of crime called leapfrogging? I'm not sure what it is and google isn't particularly helping.
(It's a game where people take turns jumping over each other, but on forums it means when every other post is the same person. It's sometimes considered rude.)

Breaking combos

Procrastinating on finals
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: timferius on December 04, 2014, 01:42:09 pm: (Ah, that makes sense, knew aobut the game haha)

Creating time based incentives for improved work efficiency.

High speed car chase ending in a collision with multiple fatalities.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Illogical_Blox on December 04, 2014, 02:15:23 pm: Being a policeman in a police chase.

Butchering a man with a steak cleaver.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 04, 2014, 03:29:46 pm: Exploring alternatives to beef industry.

Ab^using text ~~_fo~~rmatting.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Knit tie on December 04, 2014, 05:18:45 pm: Using modernist literary techniques

Using illegal migrants as slave labor with very high mortality rates
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 04, 2014, 05:29:10 pm: ~~Alabama farming~~

Survival of the fittest farming where the losers become fertilizer for crops which means it's for a greater good
Ya that

BSing answers
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on December 04, 2014, 05:47:54 pm: Creative Fabrication of a reply to a question.

Beating people to death with a bundle of money.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on December 06, 2014, 02:03:28 am: Being generous to ungrateful recipients.

Being an ungrateful recipient.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Knit tie on December 06, 2014, 02:26:11 am: Exhibiting high ascetic virtues.

Chopping off your enemy's limbs one by one and then using his limbless torso as a footstool during official events.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Gnorm on December 06, 2014, 03:51:40 am: Recycling.

The Holocaust.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Empiricist on December 06, 2014, 03:57:37 am: Population control.

Locked-room murder.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on December 06, 2014, 12:26:20 pm: Closed-door negotiations.

Stalking people in the night and stabbing them with a hunting knife.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on December 06, 2014, 01:00:17 pm: Hunting the most dangerous game of them all.

Destroying good books.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 06, 2014, 01:04:15 pm: Fighting against the great enemy that is reason itself.

Spilling the milk.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 06, 2014, 01:07:43 pm: Fertilizing the table with animal growing liquid

Stabbing the mailman 47 times in the chest then eating his hands
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on December 06, 2014, 01:47:43 pm: Being a Llama.

Destroying ☼Painting☼s.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: AoshimaMichio on December 06, 2014, 02:19:27 pm: Redecoration.

Graverobbing.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: TD1 on December 06, 2014, 02:33:38 pm: Giving wealth to the needy, taking from those that don't want it.

Building a Death Star.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 06, 2014, 03:12:50 pm: Properly using allotted military funds.

Pressing a button labelled "DO NOT PRESS" and then ignoring the warning of "DO NOT PRESS AGAIN," inciting the message of "PLEASE DO NOT PRESS AGAIN."
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Audioworm333 on December 06, 2014, 03:17:19 pm: Being deaf and blind.

Being a serial killer.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 06, 2014, 07:03:23 pm: Localized population control

Being a cereal killer
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Arcvasti on December 06, 2014, 10:01:05 pm: Lame Punnery/Vigorous Breakfast Participation

Yodeling.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 06, 2014, 10:48:52 pm: Being a very vocal bard

Starting an ice age
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Arcvasti on December 06, 2014, 11:03:00 pm: Reversing global warming.

Omnicide.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on December 06, 2014, 11:33:55 pm: A stalwart "No Discrimination" policy.

Blowing up a child's lemonaid stand...for SCIENCE!
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 06, 2014, 11:39:57 pm: Scientific research.

Poaching.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: flabort on December 07, 2014, 12:37:29 am: Enjoying your eggs cooked a particular way.

Killing animals that you do not have a license to kill.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on December 07, 2014, 12:48:55 am: Feeding the Family.

High Treason by Tatical Nuke.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on December 07, 2014, 01:56:38 am: Becoming an Ex-Pat via vigorous application of high-explosives.

Robbing a bank and murdering at least 100~ SWAT team members.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 07, 2014, 02:06:49 am: Making a withdrawal and defending yourself.

Shooting your nation's leader.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 07, 2014, 02:11:12 am: Expressing a political opinion.

Covering a rainforest in burning napalm.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 07, 2014, 02:24:11 am: Vietnam

Cutting the hands off of all those who rebel against your oppressive rule then going back to your capital with and army, shrug off your war crimes, kill one of your former friends in a bloody battle then take control of your nation as almost kind/emporer person
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 07, 2014, 04:04:01 am: Quote from: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 07, 2014, 02:24:11 am
Cutting the hands off of all those who rebel against your oppressive rule then going back to your capital with and army, shrug off your war crimes, kill one of your former friends in a bloody battle then take control of your nation as almost kind/emporer person
You have your hobbies, I have mine.

Leaking classified government documents.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Stirk on December 07, 2014, 04:05:29 am: Whistle blowing.

Dealing illegal arms to American citizens.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on December 07, 2014, 11:44:43 am: Showing eager support for the 2nd amendment.

Stabbing somebody with the bayonet of a Mosin.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: timferius on December 07, 2014, 12:04:28 pm: Quote from: the1337doofus on December 07, 2014, 11:44:43 am
Showing eager support for the 2nd amendment.

Stabbing somebody with the bayonet of a Mosin.
Extreme Historical Reenactment.

Trying to take over the world through armed rebellion.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 07, 2014, 12:30:56 pm: Uniting all peoples under a common, equal nation.

Building a military of child soldiers.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on December 07, 2014, 12:36:35 pm: Thinking of the children.

Holding someone at gunpoint just to make them make change for your $100 bill.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 07, 2014, 01:32:39 pm: Liking change just a little too much

Slapping the crap out of your teacher for being wrong
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Audioworm333 on December 07, 2014, 01:43:52 pm: Fact correction.

Correcting someone's spelling when it was an obvious typo that they would've fixed themselves.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Arx on December 07, 2014, 02:17:20 pm: Redundancy.

Puncturing inflatable boats.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 07, 2014, 02:19:51 pm: Making sure nobody survives the cruise ship sinking, being a llama

Throwing all the children over board then making out with an ice sculpture
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: 94dima94 on December 07, 2014, 02:28:04 pm: Save children from seeing anything inappropriate.

Hiring a hitman to kill your rich relative.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 07, 2014, 03:11:39 pm: Speeding up the natural cycle of inheritance by proxy.

Making a level for a rhytm game where every 'note' is randomly off-rhytm by ±100 milliseconds, enough to mess up consistent gameplay but not so much to consciously notice.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on December 07, 2014, 04:40:02 pm: Covertly making videogames more challenging.

Throwing christmas tree baubles at people.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 07, 2014, 07:29:00 pm: Being in the spirit of the season

Stapling peoples clothes to their skin
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 07, 2014, 08:37:16 pm: Preventing public nudity

Vandalizing a poster of One Direction
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Arcvasti on December 07, 2014, 11:21:28 pm: Justice.

Sniping celebrity singers with tranquilizer darts during performances.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 07, 2014, 11:24:59 pm: (Non-lethal)Hunting for sport

Not shooting celebrities in the neck with tranquilizer darts
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Stirk on December 07, 2014, 11:30:49 pm: Running out of ammunition.

Running out of ammunition.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 07, 2014, 11:33:39 pm: Unpreparedness

Unpreparedness I'm the Zombie Appocoolypse
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 08, 2014, 12:23:25 am: Being bait

Making a perverted joke about what page we are on
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Stirk on December 08, 2014, 12:28:33 am: Clever use of the number '70'

Adding motorcycles to children's card games.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 08, 2014, 12:41:16 am: (The number is 69 on my screen)
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on December 08, 2014, 09:21:38 am: Getting them into a sport at an early age.

Brainwashing children into not liking motorcycles.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 08, 2014, 09:57:07 am: Working to reduce the global amount of traffic accidents per youngster.

Dressing up as a police and attempting to guide traffic in a busy crossroads, with fatal consequences.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on December 10, 2014, 12:01:07 pm: Multiple personality disorder and gross negligence on account of said multiple personality disorder.
Damn you, Dave!

Eating more than one baby.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Malt_Hitman on December 10, 2014, 02:08:54 pm: A slightly less modest proposal.

Opening up an all-you-can-eat baby eating establishment with a wide variety of sauces and desert bar.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 10, 2014, 02:12:42 pm: a caviar bar

butching christmas songs
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: HissinhWalnuts on December 10, 2014, 07:13:11 pm: Religious freedom

being allergic to penicillin.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 10, 2014, 11:59:48 pm: Being unlucky with your genotype and/or phenotype. _{Not actually a crime.}

Ditching your lungs and putting gills in their place, FOR ‼SCIENCE‼
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: rabidgam3r on December 11, 2014, 12:32:47 am: Improvement of respiratory system with calculated risks.

Stabbing a DJ 57 times in the kidneys.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 11, 2014, 12:34:44 am: Ending what the alcohol and drug abuse started

Selling said kidneys
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on December 11, 2014, 01:10:07 am: Organ donation.

Being a ****ing box [/reference]
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on December 11, 2014, 11:02:55 am: Playing SS13. [/counter-reference]

Consume... consuming everything...
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on December 11, 2014, 11:48:53 am: Being a Very Hungry Pumkin. [/stupidreference]

Farming aquatic sentients for their children's bones.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on December 11, 2014, 11:55:49 am: Being a slightly-above-average member of the Bay12 Community.

Being that guy whose name starts with O but whose name we try not to say.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 11, 2014, 12:10:51 pm: Doing many a heroic thing and having a lot of fun with children, surely enough to surpass any minor details about said actions.

Going into too much detail when talking about The Incident.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: SOLDIER First on December 11, 2014, 12:23:09 pm: Gross ignorance.

Modding in creatures whose sole purpose is to have their flesh boiled off for your amusement.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 11, 2014, 04:35:56 pm: Creative modding.

Genocide of a dog breed.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 11, 2014, 11:42:54 pm: Getting rid of one of those annoying rat dog mini things Bleh

Kicking your friend in the nuts
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Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 11, 2014, 11:43:51 pm: Birth control

Eating a person
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Post by: UristMcWanderer on December 12, 2014, 12:13:50 am: Exotic cuisine.

State-sanctioned murder at the hands of a police officer. _{Good luck with this.}
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 12, 2014, 12:21:03 am: Following orders

Non-sanctioned murder at the hands of a serial killer
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 12, 2014, 12:24:10 am: ~~Protecting the LAW at any cost.~~ Ninja'd.

Inviting people to a tea party, and insisting on it should they refuse.

Disarming someone who pointed a finger gun at you.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on December 12, 2014, 11:53:13 am: Catastrophic overuse of your imagination.

Locked On-Disc content passed off as "DLC". _{youwillnevermanagethisone}
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 12, 2014, 11:55:00 am: ~~Police over reaction~~ ninja

hidden maps

free running through school using people as jumping posts and obstacles (running on people's shoulders in the hall and such)
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: timferius on December 12, 2014, 12:17:12 pm: Quote from: the1337doofus on December 12, 2014, 11:53:13 am
Catastrophic overuse of your imagination.

Locked On-Disc content passed off as "DLC". _{youwillnevermanagethisone}

I just wanted to try this due to the challenge, sorry.
Efficient use of extra storage space to decrease data usage costs to customer, increasing value of purchase and providing savings directly to the consumer.

Quote from: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 12, 2014, 11:55:00 am
~~Police over reaction~~ ninja

hidden maps

free running through school using people as jumping posts and obstacles (running on people's shoulders in the hall and such)

Peer-assisted exercise and team-building (against you) experience.

Driving the wrong way down the highway.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 12, 2014, 12:31:25 pm: Practicing your reactions.

Going the right way down the highway, in reverse.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on December 12, 2014, 12:33:03 pm: Rear-view mirror testing.

Shooting down Santa.
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Post by: the1337doofus on December 12, 2014, 12:53:10 pm: Defending your home from intruders.

Giving someone a fruitcake.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 12, 2014, 04:22:15 pm: I'm sorry, but that's just inexcusable.

Otherwise, I'd say getting a gift for someone you really, really hate.

Giving a diabetic chocolate as a present
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: WillowLuman on December 12, 2014, 05:04:21 pm: Having a sense of humor.

Liking fruitcake (guilty)
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Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 12, 2014, 07:01:28 pm: Nothing wrong with homemade fruitcake
No crime here

Cutting someone's Achilles' tendons and locking them in a basement filled with three inches of lemon juice and barbed wire
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 12, 2014, 07:22:07 pm: A fun Saturday night

Cutting off someone's pinky for answers and then giving it back to them, along with $100 when they tell you what you want
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: MaximumZero on December 13, 2014, 12:56:23 am: Enhanced enhanced interrogation techniques.

Calling yourself a "demagogue" without understanding what the word means.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Chiefwaffles on December 13, 2014, 01:30:55 am: Creatively utilizing the dictionary.

Blowing up the moon.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 13, 2014, 01:31:53 am: Reducing light pollution for the astronomers.

Playing a sniper in an FPS, when half your team is already composed of them.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 13, 2014, 01:39:53 am: Helping in the spawnocaust

Being bad at physics
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 13, 2014, 01:45:16 am: Having a birth defect of anomalous microgravity.

Abusing this swimming-through-the-air to become the best assassin out there.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on December 13, 2014, 01:49:44 am: Effective use of one's natural talents to make great profits in the field of removal.

Leaving your friend to die to a fleshgait in order to save yourself.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Caz on December 17, 2014, 01:39:59 am: Quote from: the1337doofus on December 13, 2014, 01:49:44 am
Leaving your friend to die to a fleshgait in order to save yourself.

Friend wants to be one with the wolf.

Creating a lego trap for your boss.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Quartz_Mace on December 17, 2014, 08:04:46 am: Still better than hitting him/her with a real brick.

Hitting him/her with a real brick
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on December 17, 2014, 08:06:33 am: Construction accidents happen

Throwing several flaming bricks at co-workers and your boss
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 17, 2014, 08:41:41 am: Performing an impressive feat, for bricks aren't usually flammable.

Jamming the WiFi signal of an Internet café.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: Erils on December 17, 2014, 03:43:50 pm: Encouraging outdoor activity.

Jamming the WiFi signal of an Internet café...with a brick.
Title: Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
Post by: the1337doofus on December 17, 2014, 04:20:46 pm: Intense encouragement of use of alternative means of entertainment.

Bubba'ing a perfectly good Mosin.