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Title: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Elephant Parade on September 23, 2014, 08:18:30 pm
YOU PARTY OF HEROES

HAVE HAD MYSTERIOUS DREAMS

NEED TO CROSS CONTINENT TO KILL EVIL DEMON LICH GOD WIZARD KING DRAGON

Spoiler: PARTY STATUS (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: poketwo on September 23, 2014, 08:22:35 pm
PREPARE THE TRUE BIG BAD TO USERP THE FALSE ONE: THE ELDIRICHT PRO-4CHAN COMMUNIST GOD SCIZOR!!!!
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Aseaheru on September 23, 2014, 08:31:33 pm
Well, this got silly fast  :o
Post To Watch
I wonder what you will do with that, probably something interesting.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Remuthra on September 23, 2014, 08:39:07 pm
HUNT THE MYSTERIOUS ELEPHANT
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Migue5356 on September 23, 2014, 08:40:59 pm
CROSS CONTINENT TO KILL EVIL DEMON LICH GOD WIZARD KING DRAGON
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Beirus on September 23, 2014, 08:55:12 pm
Quest to make Elephant Parade revive Roll to Level Up. And to kill that EDLGWKDragon.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Elephant Parade on September 23, 2014, 09:21:42 pm
PREPARE THE TRUE BIG BAD TO USERP THE FALSE ONE: THE ELDIRICHT PRO-4CHAN COMMUNIST GOD SCIZOR!!!!
NO. YOU ARE NOT A FINAL BOSS. YOU ARE A HERO. ALSO, "ELDIRICHT"?

Well, this got silly fast  :o
Post To Watch
I wonder what you will do with that, probably something interesting.
YOU SUCCEED

HUNT THE MYSTERIOUS ELEPHANT
(1)YOU ARE UNABLE TO FIND THE MYSTERIOUS ELEPHANT.

YOU ASK A RANDOM NPC, AND FIND OUT THAT HE'S A BONUS BOSS.

DARN.

CROSS CONTINENT TO KILL EVIL DEMON LICH GOD WIZARD KING DRAGON

(4)YOU SET OFF ON A JOURNEY TO KILL THE EVIL DEMON LICH GOD WIZARD KING DRAGON

Quest to make Elephant Parade revive Roll to Level Up. And to kill that EDLGWKDragon.
(2)NO

I'LL UPDATE IT WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT

YOU TRY TO SET OFF ON A JOURNEY, BUT YOU TRIP AND FALL

Spoiler: PARTY STATUS (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Remuthra on September 23, 2014, 09:23:38 pm
SEARCH FOR SECRET TORCH LEVERS IN THE EMPTY FIELD
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Migue5356 on September 23, 2014, 09:24:13 pm
GET AWESOME EPIC EQUIPMENT
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Aseaheru on September 23, 2014, 09:25:41 pm
You are disappoint. O was expecting something more interesting, very well, time to get stuckin.
Quit watching from post, instead descend from orbit in a drop-craft, perhaps landing on that bonus-boss someone mentioned.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Beirus on September 24, 2014, 12:57:18 am
Go get a badass class for this quest.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Sarrak on September 24, 2014, 12:59:15 am
Be an evil wizard. Who must defeat demon wizard-king to become one himself!
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Orange Wizard on September 24, 2014, 01:12:17 am
Another of EP's games. Well...

BURN EVERYTHING BETWEEN ME AND THE DEMON WIZARD DOUCHEBAG
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Salsacookies on September 24, 2014, 05:11:26 am
Become sentient loot
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: poketwo on September 24, 2014, 05:45:20 am
FINE, BE PALADIN OF THE ELDIRITCH PRO-4CHAN COMMUNIST GOD SCIZOR!
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Lyeos on September 25, 2014, 03:59:20 pm
Locate a flute. Or guitar. Or sitar. Or saxophone. Some kind of instrument. I don't even know.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 28, 2014, 11:19:40 pm
Get flying antelope pet for traveling ease and comfort
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Elephant Parade on September 28, 2014, 11:52:53 pm
SEARCH FOR SECRET TORCH LEVERS IN THE EMPTY FIELD
(1)YOU CAN'T FIND ANY. IRRITATED, YOU DECIDE TO MAKE YOUR OWN. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU ONLY GET AS FAR AS LIGHTING A TORCH BEFORE YOU ACCIDENTALLY SET THE FIELD ON FIRE.

[-10 HP]
[DEBUFF: ON FIRE]

GET AWESOME EPIC EQUIPMENT
(2)YOU'RE NOT SURE WHERE TO GET IT FROM.

You are disappoint. O was expecting something more interesting, very well, time to get stuckin.
Quit watching from post, instead descend from orbit in a drop-craft, perhaps landing on that bonus-boss someone mentioned.
(1)YOUR SPACESHIP EXPLODES BEFORE YOU CAN DESCEND. YOU ARE SENT FLYING INTO SPACE, WHERE YOU DIE.

Go get a badass class for this quest.
(4)YOU ASSEMBLE A CLAN. IT CONSISTS OF YOU, A WIZARD, AND A FIGHTER.

Be an evil wizard. Who must defeat demon wizard-king to become one himself!
(1)AS A PALADIN, THE VERY THOUGHT OF DOING SOMETHING EVIL IS PAINFUL.

[-5 HP]

Another of EP's games. Well...

BURN EVERYTHING BETWEEN ME AND THE DEMON WIZARD DOUCHEBAG
(6)YOU SET MOST OF THE WORLD ON FIRE.

YOU ARE BANNED FOR GRIEFING.

Become sentient loot
(2)YOU FAIL. TRY AGAIN.

FINE, BE PALADIN OF THE ELDIRITCH PRO-4CHAN COMMUNIST GOD SCIZOR!
(4)SUCCESS

ALSO, THAT'S AN ODDLY SPECIFIC GOD

Locate a flute. Or guitar. Or sitar. Or saxophone. Some kind of instrument. I don't even know.
(6)YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, SO YOU PICK A RANDOM THING UP. UPON CONSULTING A LOCAL BARD, YOU FIND OUT THAT IT'S ACTUALLY A SWORD. OOPS. TOO LATE TO CHANGE CLASS NOW!

Get flying antelope pet for traveling ease and comfort
(4)SUCCESS.

Spoiler: PARTY STATUS (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on September 29, 2014, 12:06:08 am
Ride my antelope around looking for people who may need help for a monetary reward
(Look for quests for gold)
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Sarrak on September 29, 2014, 12:16:11 am
It' time to extermintate the rooting evil!
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Orange Wizard on September 29, 2014, 01:04:03 am
HACK THE SERVER AND UN-BAN MYSELF
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on September 29, 2014, 01:33:50 am
Learn basic healing spells
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 29, 2014, 03:50:34 am
GET FLASK
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Aseaheru on September 29, 2014, 07:59:08 am
It is a good thing there are clones. Same action,(Quoted for ease of aggravation)
You are disappoint. O was expecting something more interesting, very well, time to get stuckin.
Quit watching from post, instead descend from orbit in a drop-craft, perhaps landing on that bonus-boss someone mentioned.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Beirus on September 29, 2014, 12:24:56 pm
Go do quest related things.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Remuthra on September 29, 2014, 01:49:15 pm
SET THE FIRE ON FIRE
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: poketwo on September 29, 2014, 04:12:48 pm
GO START GOING TO THE LICH'S PLACE
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Migue5356 on September 29, 2014, 04:29:43 pm
TRANSFORM THE FIRE INTO A FIRE SWORD THAT DOESN'T BURN ME
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Elephant Parade on October 01, 2014, 12:46:06 am
Ride my antelope around looking for people who may need help for a monetary reward
(Look for quests for gold)
(3)SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO GO KILL SIX RABBITS

YOU HAVE A FEELING THAT YOU WON'T BE HIGHLY REWARDED

It' time to extermintate the rooting evil!
(4)IT REALLY IS. TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY SPECIFY WHAT YOU MEANT.

HACK THE SERVER AND UN-BAN MYSELF
(1)NO

THIS ISN'T GOING META

ONLY THE RPG EXISTS; YOU HAVE EFFECTIVELY BEEN ERASED FROM REALITY

Learn basic healing spells
(1)YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HEALING MAGIC WORKS. AFTER A BIT OF RESEARCH, YOU FIND OUT THAT YOU'RE CLASS CAN'T USE HEALING SPELLS, ITEMS, SPECIAL MOVES, TECHNIQUES, LIMIT BREAKS, OR ANY OTHER HEALING MANOEUVRE.

GET FLASK
(3)>GET FLASK

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT. TRY REPHRASING YOUR ACTION.

It is a good thing there are clones. Same action,(Quoted for ease of aggravation)
You are disappoint. O was expecting something more interesting, very well, time to get stuckin.
Quit watching from post, instead descend from orbit in a drop-craft, perhaps landing on that bonus-boss someone mentioned.
(3)YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND ALL OF THE CLONES AT ONCE. ALL BUT ONE BURN UP BEFORE LANDING.

Go do quest related things.
(6)YOU SOLVE EVERY SINGLE QUEST IN THE CITY. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HIT THE DAILY XP CAP.

+1000 FUNDS
+100% XP.

GO START GOING TO THE LICH'S PLACE
(2)
Quote
GO START GOING TO THE LICH'S PLACE
Quote
GO START GOING
I DON'T FEEL LIKE WRITING A CREATIVE FAIL RESULT.

SET THE FIRE ON FIRE
(4)SUCCESS

THAT WAS PROBABLY A BAD IDEA, THOUGH.

[FIRE DAMAGE: -10 HP]
[BURNING FIRE DAMAGE: -11 HP]
[ON FIRE DAMAGE: -5 HP]

TRANSFORM THE FIRE INTO A FIRE SWORD THAT DOESN'T BURN ME
(2)YOU'RE NOT A WIZARD.



THE PARTY HAS GAINED A LEVEL!

Spoiler: PARTY STATUS (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Beirus on October 01, 2014, 12:49:54 am
Go get better gear for myself, my wizard, and my fighter. And healing potions.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 01, 2014, 12:53:01 am
FROM ROOM IMPORT FLASK
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Orange Wizard on October 01, 2014, 01:00:04 am
RESPAWN AS ARCH WIZARD

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Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on October 01, 2014, 01:07:37 am
Respawn as an class that can learn high-level healing Spells
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Sarrak on October 01, 2014, 01:17:38 am
Use my paladin power to heal those in need!
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Migue5356 on October 01, 2014, 07:22:04 am
USE THE MONEY TO BUY EPIC MAGICAL EQUIPMENT AT A CHEAP PRICE
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Remuthra on October 01, 2014, 01:36:07 pm
USE THE FIRE CONDITIONING TO ACQUIRE FIRE IMMUNITY.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on October 01, 2014, 01:45:35 pm
Use the antelope to kill each rabbit with its antlers while screaming, ¨CHARGE!¨

KILL RABBITS AND GET REWARD
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Nidilap on October 02, 2014, 10:34:06 am
JON ADVENTURE AS A LIZARD WIZARD PROSTITUTE
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: poketwo on October 02, 2014, 03:55:57 pm
START GOING TO THE LICH'S PLACE
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Aseaheru on October 02, 2014, 04:43:03 pm
Loot droppods for gear.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Elephant Parade on October 02, 2014, 08:15:15 pm
Go get better gear for myself, my wizard, and my fighter. And healing potions.
(2)ALL THE SHOPS ARE CLOSED BECAUSE IT'S TWO-SDAY

FROM ROOM IMPORT FLASK
(4)FLASK OBTAINED

THE UNWANTED TEXT PARSER SITS IN A CORNER AND CRIES

RESPAWN AS ARCH WIZARD

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(2)YOU RESPAWN WITH YOUR ORIGINAL CLASS

Respawn as an class that can learn high-level healing Spells
(4)SUCCESS

Use my paladin power to heal those in need!
(6)YOU HEAL AN ARMY OF ORCS, WHO WERE AFRAID THAT THEY WERE GOING TO SUFFER SOME LOSSES FROM WOUNDS SUFFERED WHILE PILLAGING A VILLAGE

USE THE MONEY TO BUY EPIC MAGICAL EQUIPMENT AT A CHEAP PRICE
(2)AFTER LOOKING AROUND FOR A WHILE, YOU CONCLUDE THAT EPIC MAGICAL EQUIPMENT ISN'T CHEAP

USE THE FIRE CONDITIONING TO ACQUIRE FIRE IMMUNITY.
(2)THAT'S NOT HOW GAINING SKILLS WORKS

Use the antelope to kill each rabbit with its antlers while screaming, ¨CHARGE!¨

KILL RABBITS AND GET REWARD
(5)SUCCESS

YOU ARE GIVEN A CARROT LANCE

JON ADVENTURE AS A LIZARD WIZARD PROSTITUTE
(1)YOU JOIN THE GAME AS A PEASANT

START GOING TO THE LICH'S PLACE
(6)YOU BEGIN SPRINTING THROUGH VARIOUS ZONES

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU FAIL TO NOTICE THE AVERAGE ENEMY LEVEL STEADILY INCREASE

YOU ARE OHKO'D BY AN OGRE

Loot droppods for gear.
(4)YOU FIND AN EMPTY RAY GUN

Spoiler: PARTY STATUS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: MAP (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Remuthra on October 02, 2014, 08:17:18 pm
YES IT IS. I CHECKED.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Beirus on October 02, 2014, 08:24:45 pm
Get a new skill from my level up.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: poketwo on October 02, 2014, 08:34:29 pm
BEGIN GRINDING
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Aseaheru on October 02, 2014, 08:45:26 pm
Loot pod wreckage, since I just looked through the intact pods.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Orange Wizard on October 02, 2014, 08:55:09 pm
ADD MYSELF TO THE PARTY LIST

MULTICLASS INTO WIZARD
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Migue5356 on October 02, 2014, 09:35:19 pm
WONDER HOW I GOT A MAP ALL OF A SUDDEN
FINE, STEAL THE EQUIPMENT THEN
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on October 02, 2014, 10:01:47 pm
BEGIN GRINDING
Assist by healing him when he needs it
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on October 02, 2014, 10:14:35 pm
Join a jousting tournament to get lots of money
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Sarrak on October 03, 2014, 03:31:07 am
Now they must see the wrong in their ways! Teach them about kindness and gratitude!
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Elephant Parade on October 12, 2014, 12:27:20 am
YES IT IS. I CHECKED.
(1)NO, IT'S NOT. "FIRE RESISTANCE" ISN'T EVEN A SKILL YOUR CLASS CAN NORMALLY OBTAIN.

Get a new skill from my level up.
(3)LEARNED "ATTACK"! IT'S NOT REALLY MUCH OF A SKILL, BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE IT BEFORE.

BEGIN GRINDING
(6)YOU GRIND SO MUCH THAT YOU BREAK THE EXPERIENCE BUFFER BEFORE THE LEVEL CAN BE APPLIED. XP% -> 0.

Loot pod wreckage, since I just looked through the intact pods.
(1)THE POD'S ENGINE EXPLODES. YOU DIE.

ADD MYSELF TO THE PARTY LIST

MULTICLASS INTO WIZARD
(3)YOU ADD AN UNFINISHED ENTRY AND MULTICLASS INTO APPRENTICE

WONDER HOW I GOT A MAP ALL OF A SUDDEN
FINE, STEAL THE EQUIPMENT THEN
(3)YOU STEAL A POTION OF HEALING FROM SOME RANDOM GUY

BEGIN GRINDING
Assist by healing him when he needs it
(4)YOU HEAL HIM, GAINING SOME EXPERIENCE IN THE PROCESS. +10% XP

Join a jousting tournament to get lots of money
(4)YOU ENTER YE OLDE JOUSTING TOURNEY

MEDIEVAL SPEAK IS MANDATORY WHEN JOUSTING

Now they must see the wrong in their ways! Teach them about kindness and gratitude!
(5)SUCCESS

THEY ALL BECOME PALADINS

Spoiler: PARTY STATUS (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Migue5356 on October 12, 2014, 12:38:05 am
GET A WEAPON SO THAT I CAN ACTUALLY KILL STUFF
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on October 12, 2014, 12:52:08 am
Somehow obtain armor that does not in anyway decrease my healing capabilities and protects me at the same time from attacks at the same time.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Ambidextrous on October 12, 2014, 12:58:54 am
BECOME SHEEP SUMMONER. SUMMON LEGIONS OF SHEEP MINIONS.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Beirus on October 12, 2014, 01:53:02 am
Go on side quest to obtain Class-specific Weapon of Infinity+1
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Sarrak on October 12, 2014, 06:22:13 am
Propose a HOLY QUEST for an army of newly converted orc paladins: find that damn LORD OF EVIL and...CONVERT HIM!
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Lyeos on October 12, 2014, 09:35:44 am
Bang sword against tree to make terrible music.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: poketwo on October 12, 2014, 09:46:27 am
MORE GRINDING
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Aseaheru on October 12, 2014, 10:16:05 am
New clone time. Because automatic backups FTW.
New pod too.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on October 12, 2014, 10:46:09 am
Win the affection of the most beautiful princess at ye ol' jousting tourney
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Elephant Parade on October 13, 2014, 06:34:18 pm
ACCIDENTALLY POSTED SOMEHOW. ACTUAL TURN WILL BE POSTED SHORTLY.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Nidilap on October 13, 2014, 08:46:27 pm
With my shovel, begin digging trenches to protect home from goblins!

Screw responsibility! Grind on small creatures to gain xp in shovel combat
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: masked_krusader on October 14, 2014, 01:03:57 pm
Join the party.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: bigjaredmonkey on October 14, 2014, 01:53:02 pm
Screw you all, i'm going to build the third dungeon. you need the keys from the first and second dungeon to enter it.
the first and second dungeon has yet to be designed.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Parsely on October 14, 2014, 03:37:47 pm
Set off on a journey in my battlemech.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Aseaheru on October 14, 2014, 04:21:22 pm
ACCIDENTALLY POSTED SOMEHOW. ACTUAL TURN WILL BE POSTED SHORTLY.
LIES
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Orange Wizard on October 14, 2014, 09:38:19 pm
STAB THE GM

DEMAND THAT HE UPDATE
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Nidilap on October 15, 2014, 01:29:16 pm
bump intensifies
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on October 16, 2014, 02:28:34 pm
*bumps thread
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Elephant Parade on October 18, 2014, 01:26:57 am
PLAYER TURNS

GET A WEAPON SO THAT I CAN ACTUALLY KILL STUFF
(3)YOU FIND A [RUSTY SHOVEL].

Somehow obtain armor that does not in anyway decrease my healing capabilities and protects me at the same time from attacks at the same time.
(6)YOU FIND THE ROBE OF THE PACIFIST.

IT IMPROVES YOUR ARMOUR AND DOESN'T AFFECT HEALING, BUT IT PREVENTS YOU FROM TAKING ANY OFFENSIVE ACTION EVER.

HAVE FUN FIGHTING BOSSES!

BECOME SHEEP SUMMONER. SUMMON LEGIONS OF SHEEP MINIONS.
(6)SUCCESS

HOWEVER, YOU SUMMON TOO MANY SHEEP. THEY BREAK FREE OF YOUR CONTROL AND ESTABLISH A DEMOCRATIC STATE.

YOU FEAR THAT IT MAY SOON GO TO WAR WITH THE HUMAN REALM.

Go on side quest to obtain Class-specific Weapon of Infinity+1
(4)YOU BEGIN THE FIRST QUEST IN THE 10-QUEST CHAIN.

YOU MUST TRAIN 5 HEROES UP TO LV. 5.

Propose a HOLY QUEST for an army of newly converted orc paladins: find that damn LORD OF EVIL and...CONVERT HIM!
(6)YOUR GOD MISINTERPRETS THE SITUATION AS YOU JOINING FORCES WITH THE ORCS TO BECOME THE NEW DARK LORD

YOU ARE SMITTEN FOR ABANDONING YOUR FAITH

YOU DIE

MORE GRINDING
(1)THE MONSTERS GRIND YOU. MONSTER ARMY HAS LEVELLED UP!

New clone time. Because automatic backups FTW.
New pod too.

(5)SUCCESS. YOU CREATE A SELF-REPLICATING CLONE POD.

Win the affection of the most beautiful princess at ye ol' jousting tourney
(1)WHILE YOU TRY TO WIN THE AFFECTION OF THE PRINCESS, ANOTHER ENTRANT STABS YOU. OOPS. YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE FOCUSED ON THE ACTUAL TOURNEY.

With my shovel, begin digging trenches to protect home from goblins!

Screw responsibility! Grind on small creatures to gain xp in shovel combat
(1)YOUR SHOVEL SHATTERS WHEN YOU TRY TO STRIKE AN ENEMY. ONE OF THE PIECES FLIES INTO YOUR EYE, WHICH AUTOMATICALLY GAINS AN EYEPATCH. YOU ARE NOW A PIRATE.

Join the party.
(5)SUCCESS. YOU EVEN REMEMBER TO PICK A CLASS.

Screw you all, i'm going to build the third dungeon. you need the keys from the first and second dungeon to enter it.
the first and second dungeon has yet to be designed.

[HAS -> HAVE]
(5)YOU BUILD AN ENTIRE DUNGEON. IT'S PRETTY MUCH EMPTY AT THE MOMENT, THOUGH.

Set off on a journey in my battlemech.
(5)YOU DECIDE TO JOURNEY TO THE TOWER OF PLOT REVELATIONS.

STAB THE GM

DEMAND THAT HE UPDATE
(5)YOU THROW A KNIFE. MIRACULOUSLY, IT FLIES ACROSS THE WORLD AND STRIKES THE BONUS BOSS. OW. +10% XP.


NATION TURNS

TURN ORDER: HERO NATION -> SHEEP NATION

[6]THE HERO NATION SPENDS A LOT OF MONEY TRAINING MORE TROOPS. LIKE, A LOT OF MONEY.
[+1000 TROOPS]
[FINANCIAL STRAIN]

[1]THE SHEEP NATION ATTEMPTS TO HOLD ITS FIRST ELECTION. UNFORTUNATELY, NOBODY HAS ARMS, SO VOTES CAN'T BE RECORDED PROPERLY.
[ANARCHY]

THE MONSTERS AREN'T ORGANIZED ENOUGH TO GET A TURN!


STATUS

Spoiler: PARTY STATUS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: NATION STATUS (click to show/hide)
(POLITICAL MAP INCOMING)
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Parsely on October 18, 2014, 01:54:42 am
Smash through the front door of the tower.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Migue5356 on October 18, 2014, 01:55:17 am
ALLY WITH THE SHEEP NATION, BECOME SUPER PRESIDENT MAYOR
ALSO WHY DIDN'T I GET A ROLL
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Sarrak on October 18, 2014, 01:57:31 am
What? But... Err... Introduce a complaint to my god's office in the afterlife! Receive a decent place in the heaven, at least!
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Elephant Parade on October 18, 2014, 02:04:47 am
ALLY WITH THE SHEEP NATION, BECOME SUPER PRESIDENT MAYOR
ALSO WHY DIDN'T I GET A ROLL
UH

I'M PRETTY SURE YOU ROLLED A 3

LET ME EDIT THAT
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Orange Wizard on October 18, 2014, 02:15:46 am
BECOME LORD OF NEW ZEALAND SHEEP NATION
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Ambidextrous on October 18, 2014, 04:23:04 am
SUMMON MORE LOYAL SHEEP
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: poketwo on October 18, 2014, 06:29:17 am
QUICKLY RESURECT DUE TO BEING MY DEITY'S ONLY FOLLOWER
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: bigjaredmonkey on October 18, 2014, 07:40:15 am
Fill dungeon with Elite and Giant Mooks, give the dungeon boss a potion that stops it's glowing weakpoint from glowing.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on October 18, 2014, 09:16:17 am
Find a less whealy intellectually and pretty girl then
And also heal my stab wound
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Aseaheru on October 18, 2014, 11:48:14 am
join teh party.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Beirus on October 18, 2014, 11:54:51 am
Go train to level 5 along with four other heroes, preferably including my fighter and wizard.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Nidilap on October 18, 2014, 12:59:29 pm
Sail the seas looking for booty!
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Migue5356 on October 18, 2014, 01:19:18 pm
YOU FORGOT LYEOS ACTION
THIS ONE:
Bang sword against tree to make terrible music.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: masked_krusader on October 18, 2014, 05:32:02 pm
Financially advise the Hero Nation.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on October 18, 2014, 10:26:08 pm
Heal other people
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Elephant Parade on October 18, 2014, 11:52:37 pm
PLAYER TURN


Smash through the front door of the tower.
(3)YOU MAKE A DENT IN IT. SMASHING DOWN AN IRON DOOR IS TOUGH.

ALLY WITH THE SHEEP NATION, BECOME SUPER PRESIDENT MAYOR
ALSO WHY DIDN'T I GET A ROLL
(4)YOU ALLY WITH THE SHEEP NATION. HOWEVER, "SUPER PRESIDENT MAYOR" IS NOT A POSITION IN THEIR DEMOCRACY.

[ALLIANCE RULES: ALL CHARACTERS ARE ALLIED WITH THE HERO NATION BY DEFAULT.]

What? But... Err... Introduce a complaint to my god's office in the afterlife! Receive a decent place in the heaven, at least!
(1)YOUR COMPLAINT IS IGNORED. YOU ARE SENT TO HELL.

BECOME LORD OF NEW ZEALAND SHEEP NATION
(2)"LORD" IS ALSO NOT A POSITION IN THE SHEEP NATION'S GOVERNMENT.

SUMMON MORE LOYAL SHEEP
(5)YOU SUMMON FIVE SHEEP BODYGUARDS.

QUICKLY RESURECT DUE TO BEING MY DEITY'S ONLY FOLLOWER
(2)YOU BEING YOUR DEITY'S ONLY FOLLOWER REDUCES YOUR DEITY'S POWER CONSIDERABLY.

Fill dungeon with Elite and Giant Mooks, give the dungeon boss a potion that stops it's glowing weakpoint from glowing.
(1)YOU TRY TO GET POWERFUL MONSTERS TO VISIT YOUR DUNGEON, BUT THEY JUST KILL YOU. OOPS. YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE DE-ALLIED WITH THE HERO NATION BEFORE YOU DID THAT.

Find a less whealy intellectually and pretty girl then
And also heal my stab wound
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a less whealy intellectually and pretty girl
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

(1)YOU TRY TO HEAL YOUR STAB WOUND BY STABBING YOURSELF. THIS IS INEFFECTIVE.

join teh party.
(5)YOU JOIN THE PARTY. YOU BRING 500 GOLD WITH YOU.

Go train to level 5 along with four other heroes, preferably including my fighter and wizard.
(6)THE EXPERIENCE BUFFER BREAKS AGAIN. SOMEBODY REALLY NEEDS TO FIX THAT.

[XP -> 0%]

Sail the seas looking for booty!
(5)YOU PILLAGE A SHIP AND SET SAIL.

YOU FIND A GHOST SHIP.

YOU FORGOT LYEOS ACTION
THIS ONE:
Bang sword against tree to make terrible music.
OOPS.
(3+1)SUCCESS. YOU ANNOY SEVERAL NEARBY MONSTERS.

Financially advise the Hero Nation.
(3)YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT FINANCE, SO YOUR ADVICE IS PRETTY MUCH USELESS.


NATION TURNS


TURN ORDER: HERO NATION -> SHEEP NATION

[6]THE HERO NATION DECIDES TO DROP A FINANCIAL STIMULUS PACKAGE. UNFORTUNATELY, THEY OVERDO IT.

[BROKE]
[BOOMING ECONOMY]

[1-1]THE SHEEP NATION FAILS TO RESTORE ORDER. THINGS ARE LOOKING EXTREMELY GRIM.

[TOTAL ANARCHY]


STATUS & MAPS


Spoiler: PARTY STATUS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: NATION STATUS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: SUMMON NOTES (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: MAPS (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Parsely on October 18, 2014, 11:55:11 pm
Knock politely on the front door with mechhand.

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(5)YOU DECIDE TO JOURNEY TO THE TOWER OF PLOT REVELATIONS.
((*looks at map* Tower of Plot Revelations = Tower of Plot Twists?))
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Beirus on October 19, 2014, 12:23:56 am
Go on quest to fix XP buffer, obtain reward.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Orange Wizard on October 19, 2014, 12:57:43 am
THE SHEEP NATION IS IN ANARCHY

THAT MEANS THEY DON'T HAVE A SODDING GOVERNMENT

SO I SHALL INSTITUTE A NEW GOVERNMENT

WIZARDCRACY

THUS MAKING MYSELF LORD OF ALL
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Migue5356 on October 19, 2014, 01:29:03 am
BRING ORDER TO SHEEP NATION

 BY MAKING ME THE KING OF ALL SHEEP

THEY HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING I SAY
 
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Ambidextrous on October 19, 2014, 01:37:12 am
TELL LOYAL SHEEP BODYGUARDS TO TRAIN IN THE MAGIC OF GEOMANCY. SUMMON MORE LOYAL SHEEP.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on October 19, 2014, 05:26:01 am
Heal other people
((you missed this one action))
Go on quest to fix XP buffer, obtain reward.
Assist with this
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: poketwo on October 19, 2014, 06:57:28 am
FIND ONE OF THOSE PROGRAMERS THAT WORK HOW THE GAME IS PLAYED, REPORT THE XP  BUFFER BUG TO SAID PROGRAMER
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Nidilap on October 19, 2014, 10:04:56 am
Hire the ghosts in the ship to join me in searching for booty!
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: masked_krusader on October 19, 2014, 09:46:03 pm
Farm gold for the Hero Nation.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: AoshimaMichio on October 22, 2014, 01:40:28 pm
Assassinate enemies of Hero Nation. The ones that are not too far away.
Title: Re: ROLL TO RPG
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on October 22, 2014, 01:53:39 pm

Before I die find a smart peasant girl and fall in love