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[nenjin]

Or why it can take my car up to 5 minutes to recognize my iphone despite the fact it's plugged directly in to the USB.

[martinuzz]

The innocent mind cannot even begin to comprehend the depravity of that which just sneakily floated out from the undercrofts of my biomachinery

[Eric Blank]

Okay I get that you're describing a fart but the wording makes it ambiguous enough that my first thought was like a cockroach or something crawling out from under your biochem lab table.

[hector13]

I thought he was developing horrific species around his perineum, but the fart makes more sense.

[Great Order]

Found out the long lighters will give you a small electric shock if you touch the metal nozzle when you're pulling the trigger.

[ChairmanPoo]

Found out the long lighters will give you a small electric shock if you touch the metal nozzle when you're pulling the trigger.

Here's the weirdest thing: if you touch them with your tongue it doesn't!
(waits expectantly) >:-)

[Great Order]

It's been in the hall's kitchen for about 8 months, I'm not touching that with anything more than my finger.

[Rolan7]

The innocent mind cannot even begin to comprehend the depravity of that which just sneakily floated out from the undercrofts of my biomachinery

mood