Post by: TopHat on February 10, 2014, 04:17:19 pm
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now moved to a new thread (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=141399.0) started by Taloniswolf
Post by: Yoink on February 10, 2014, 04:26:32 pm
Post by: darkpaladin109 on February 10, 2014, 04:33:32 pm
Post by: Fniff on February 10, 2014, 05:01:19 pm
Post by: ExKirby on February 10, 2014, 05:30:40 pm
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on February 10, 2014, 05:38:51 pm
Post by: Remuthra on February 10, 2014, 05:50:34 pm
Post by: WhitiusOpus on February 10, 2014, 05:52:41 pm
Glory to ARSTOTZKA!
+1!
Post by: Xantalos on February 10, 2014, 05:55:09 pm
Post by: Corai on February 10, 2014, 05:55:17 pm
Glory to ARSTOTZKA!
+1!
Glory to +1otzka.
Post by: TalonisWolf on February 10, 2014, 10:34:06 pm
Post by: TopHat on February 11, 2014, 01:49:31 pm
STRAYA{2}
You walk into Govenment House demanding that the country is ceded to you, but are dragged out by security within seconds.
COBRASTAN{1}
Cobrastan is not a real country. It is a fictional one and you are arrested for breaching intellectual property laws. And shot.
TEJEKOV.{2}
How about storming Glorious Leader's Palace? Nah, that's suicide. Hmm, tricky. Any other ideas?
Glory to ARSTOTZKA!{4}
Glorious Arstotzkan seperatists take over the Govenment! Some Glorios Arstotzkan loyalists want the old regime in charge, though...
PTW{6}
Not content to merely take over a country, you form one! And are immediately deposed by yourself! Wait, what?
Austrialia!{1}
Seeing Yoink's humiliating failure, you go for a subtler approach, crawling up a ventilation shaft. Which happens to be home to dozens of fatally venomous snakes. Which don't like you. You die within minutes.
.Glory to ARSTOTZKA!
+1!
{3}
You help the glorious Arstotzkan Seperatists by cheering loudly.
Westeros!.
{6}
You subjugate Westeros by purging it of every living thing! But with the Westerosi gone, who are you going to rule over, doofus?
{6} You slay both Exkirby and the leader of the Glorious Loyalists, starting a three-way civil war.Glory to ARSTOTZKA!
+1!
Glory to +1otzka.
Unfortunately, the neighbouring countries decide to take advantage of the confusion by attempting to annex as much Arstotzkan land as possible.
Eldrichia Abominista, Home to That Which Should Never Be Known. Xantalos is the Supreme Powerful Ambassador, as it has had the most{2}dealingsentertainment with mortals... Westeros is his own realm within a realm.
Your crackpot theories about 'That Which Should Never Be Known' almost get you locked up in a padded cell, and you end up on several govenment watch lists.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on February 11, 2014, 01:52:20 pm
Post by: BFEL on February 11, 2014, 02:31:17 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on February 11, 2014, 02:40:56 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on February 11, 2014, 02:45:57 pm
/me slams down the thesaurus
your move son
Post by: Fniff on February 11, 2014, 03:14:19 pm
Post by: WhitiusOpus on February 11, 2014, 03:24:32 pm
MOST SERENE NONDEFLECTED ARCHEOCYTE KNOP ARAPAHO BILLBOARD POLYNUCLEOTIDE BARONET DEMURRAGE ALTERNATIVELY MAYTIME ARABESQUE DEMORALISED SEMIANNUAL HEXYL NONELUCIDATION ADENECTOMY INDIO VIA UNVENERABILITY ILLEGITIMATION SUBTRACTIVE CUCUMIFORM MOROSELY AEROEMBOLISM REVENANT ADSCRIPTION ASTRICTIVE ADENOPHYLLOUS BRIAN AMBIDEXTROUS MISCALCULATING UPTAKE HOLEPROOF READVERTISEMENT FRONTIS PSEUDOHERMAPHRODITE COELOM PEPTIDE LITHO LAODICEA KICKSHAWS POLLUTED CRUDDED DILATED PROPAGANDA CENTO CLOOTIE LOWLIFE SEMITICS WHOOSH PUMPKIN SCISSURE REDFIN NONEXPORTATION MISPACKAGED SWEATIER AWHEEL SHADOW ELEEMOSYNARY ANTICREATIVE HEBRAISTICAL PENOLOGIST KERCH UNSPLITTABLE SWARAJ RIJN BROCHANTITE OF IJABURISTAN
/me slams down the thesaurus
your move son
/me stares at lord slowpoke before opening a drawer, and pulling out another thesaurus. Proceeds to check every. Single. Word. Then slams forehead into table repeatedly.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on February 11, 2014, 03:27:25 pm
MOST SERENE NONDEFLECTED ARCHEOCYTE KNOP ARAPAHO BILLBOARD POLYNUCLEOTIDE BARONET DEMURRAGE ALTERNATIVELY MAYTIME ARABESQUE DEMORALISED SEMIANNUAL HEXYL NONELUCIDATION ADENECTOMY INDIO VIA UNVENERABILITY ILLEGITIMATION SUBTRACTIVE CUCUMIFORM MOROSELY AEROEMBOLISM REVENANT ADSCRIPTION ASTRICTIVE ADENOPHYLLOUS BRIAN AMBIDEXTROUS MISCALCULATING UPTAKE HOLEPROOF READVERTISEMENT FRONTIS PSEUDOHERMAPHRODITE COELOM PEPTIDE LITHO LAODICEA KICKSHAWS POLLUTED CRUDDED DILATED PROPAGANDA CENTO CLOOTIE LOWLIFE SEMITICS WHOOSH PUMPKIN SCISSURE REDFIN NONEXPORTATION MISPACKAGED SWEATIER AWHEEL SHADOW ELEEMOSYNARY ANTICREATIVE HEBRAISTICAL PENOLOGIST KERCH UNSPLITTABLE SWARAJ RIJN BROCHANTITE OF IJABURISTAN
/me slams down the thesaurus
your move son
/me stares at lord slowpoke before opening a drawer, and pulling out another thesaurus. Proceeds to check every. Single. Word. Then slams forehead into table repeatedly.
this is exactly the move that i wanted thank you
Post by: Xantalos on February 11, 2014, 03:28:01 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on February 11, 2014, 03:44:13 pm
MOST SERENE NONDEFLECTED ARCHEOCYTE KNOP ARAPAHO BILLBOARD POLYNUCLEOTIDE BARONET DEMURRAGE ALTERNATIVELY MAYTIME ARABESQUE DEMORALISED SEMIANNUAL HEXYL NONELUCIDATION ADENECTOMY INDIO VIA UNVENERABILITY ILLEGITIMATION SUBTRACTIVE CUCUMIFORM MOROSELY AEROEMBOLISM REVENANT ADSCRIPTION ASTRICTIVE ADENOPHYLLOUS BRIAN AMBIDEXTROUS MISCALCULATING UPTAKE HOLEPROOF READVERTISEMENT FRONTIS PSEUDOHERMAPHRODITE COELOM PEPTIDE LITHO LAODICEA KICKSHAWS POLLUTED CRUDDED DILATED PROPAGANDA CENTO CLOOTIE LOWLIFE SEMITICS WHOOSH PUMPKIN SCISSURE REDFIN NONEXPORTATION MISPACKAGED SWEATIER AWHEEL SHADOW ELEEMOSYNARY ANTICREATIVE HEBRAISTICAL PENOLOGIST KERCH UNSPLITTABLE SWARAJ RIJN BROCHANTITE OF IJABURISTAN
/me slams down the thesaurus
your move son
/me stares at lord slowpoke before opening a drawer, and pulling out another thesaurus. Proceeds to check every. Single. Word. Then slams forehead into table repeatedly.
this is exactly the move that i wanted thank you
For those of us without a Thesaurus, a translation please? Also, well done.
*proceeds to slow clap in appreciation*
Post by: LordSlowpoke on February 11, 2014, 03:45:48 pm
wwwwww
Post by: TalonisWolf on February 11, 2014, 03:49:50 pm
if you post a translation you save the gm the pain of having to translate it
wwwwww
But he already translated it, so that'd be a moot point now. Now you've confused me twice... which is what you wanted, wasn't it?
Post by: Teneb on February 11, 2014, 04:16:53 pm
Post by: Meme on February 12, 2014, 07:39:22 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on February 12, 2014, 07:51:33 am
CANADA
We stand on guard for thee.
Post by: Persus13 on February 12, 2014, 10:44:47 am
Let's be realistic. A one man coup can only occur there.
Post by: WhitiusOpus on February 12, 2014, 11:22:12 am
COPYING DOWN TRANSLATION.
THIS MAY TAKE A FEW HOURS.
OR DECADES.
On second thought, that's a lot of words, many of which are grammatically incorrect.
FIX YON SENTENCE STRUCTURE, SIR!
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 12, 2014, 12:40:52 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on March 13, 2014, 08:05:46 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 14, 2014, 01:05:17 am
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Post by: blazing glory on March 26, 2014, 05:38:41 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on March 26, 2014, 05:56:01 pm
New Zealand! start exporting rugby!
Assist action, becoming his advisor.
Post by: Tavik Toth on March 26, 2014, 05:59:51 pm
Post by: poketwo on March 26, 2014, 07:08:30 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on March 29, 2014, 10:36:15 pm
Respawn.
[5] You respawn as Godzilla! Strike fear into those who oppose you!
TAKE OVER HELL!
[3]You take over Hells Kitchen. I hope you can cook.
MOST SERENE NONDEFLECTED ARCHEOCYTE KNOP ARAPAHO BILLBOARD POLYNUCLEOTIDE BARONET DEMURRAGE ALTERNATIVELY MAYTIME ARABESQUE DEMORALISED SEMIANNUAL HEXYL NONELUCIDATION ADENECTOMY INDIO VIA UNVENERABILITY ILLEGITIMATION SUBTRACTIVE CUCUMIFORM MOROSELY AEROEMBOLISM REVENANT ADSCRIPTION ASTRICTIVE ADENOPHYLLOUS BRIAN AMBIDEXTROUS MISCALCULATING UPTAKE HOLEPROOF READVERTISEMENT FRONTIS PSEUDOHERMAPHRODITE COELOM PEPTIDE LITHO LAODICEA KICKSHAWS POLLUTED CRUDDED DILATED PROPAGANDA CENTO CLOOTIE LOWLIFE SEMITICS WHOOSH PUMPKIN SCISSURE REDFIN NONEXPORTATION MISPACKAGED SWEATIER AWHEEL SHADOW ELEEMOSYNARY ANTICREATIVE HEBRAISTICAL PENOLOGIST KERCH UNSPLITTABLE SWARAJ RIJN BROCHANTITE OF IJABURISTAN
/me slams down the thesaurus
your move son
[3] "Errrr... we'll think about it if you put that in layman's terms.
The Others, obviously! Them and the wights. They aren't alive.
[2] The Others are furious at your impudence! You escape with your life, but there is a bounty on your head.
BHUTAN
[6] The people rise against your reign, couping the the coupee! Maybe changing the currency to rubber ducks was a bad idea...
CANADA
[4] Your coup d'etats succeeds in usurping Harper. 'Bout time.
Liechtenstein
Let's be realistic. A one man coup can only occur there.
[3] You are given charge of their entire navy! Too bad they are a landlocked nation.
Why not coup Baytwelvia? The people there are so messed up, they wouldn't even notice, as long as you allow their leader to stay as a puppet.
[4] You become head moderator of Baytwelvia. Your duties consist of !!FUN!! and !!SCIENCE!!.
New Zealand! start exporting rugby!
[5] You lead New Zealand into glory! The world adopts Rugby as its first Global Sport, leaving New Zealand with fame, renown, and profit!
Lunar Alliance!
[3] You are put in charge of a moon colony, under NASA jurisdiction. Well, it's a start.
Tropico
[3] You buy the rights to Tropico (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropico), a moderately successful management simulator game franchise.
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 29, 2014, 10:44:57 pm
Post by: poketwo on March 29, 2014, 10:50:15 pm
Post by: blazing glory on March 29, 2014, 11:00:10 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on March 30, 2014, 01:39:52 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on March 30, 2014, 09:25:25 am
Post by: Persus13 on March 30, 2014, 10:08:22 pm
Arrange for the head of the army's assassination
Post by: TalonisWolf on March 30, 2014, 10:25:14 pm
Recruit an army. Attack Fourchania. The Internet communities will be mine.
[6]You recruit an army of epic proportions! Your attack Fouchania releases so much firepower it destroys the internet! Now what?
Use powers of tropic to keep the peace in the internet
[5] You remake the internet in your image!
Cover the world with boring sheep and cows and farms! demolish the cities to make more room for farms!
[3]You start demolition work, but are bogged down by protests led by those who you displaced!
Krypton!
[1] You were on Krypton when it was destroyed! You are dead.
Expand Lunar colony and build more colonies as well. Also create lunar defence forces. Watch the Earthnoids with contempt. Look for other space based colonies.
[6] You expand your colonies and create a strong defence core, and discover an alien space colony! To bad they declared war...
Actually, they are one of the few countries in Europe that is doubly-landlocked.
Arrange for the head of the army's assassination
[3] You manage to cripple him in a bombing attempt, but he still lives.
Post by: blazing glory on March 30, 2014, 11:04:37 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on March 30, 2014, 11:08:16 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on March 31, 2014, 12:00:28 am
Post by: Persus13 on March 31, 2014, 08:51:38 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on March 31, 2014, 10:04:54 am
Post by: poketwo on March 31, 2014, 02:03:05 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 01, 2014, 09:02:53 am
I coup France! Mass produce and export pretentious bread while importing as much expensive wine as possible!
[1] The French are tired of being taken over/couped, and throw you out of the country in contempt. Insulting their bread didn't help matters...
Start secretly sending farm animals into cities as rugby mascots!
[2] They've already got mascots. Bhutan's a rubber duck, for some reason...
Coup Canada, they won't even notice.
[6] Someone already beat you to the punch, and easily sees through your plots and schemes. They call out their Apache Helicopters!
seize control of the second circle of hell
[4] You manage to take over the second level of hell! BFEL is furious!
Secretly poison him in the hospital.
[3] You poison him, but he is given the antidote by some wily protagonists! ((That guy just won't die, huh?))
Inform the UN before setting up defence lines in space and on the moon along with UN support if it sends any. Also ask any other nation for support. It is 2014 and war was beginning.
[3] You set up your defences, but the earthlings noticed your contempt and think it's a trap!
Use new internet to build up sales for Tropico
[4] Your sales increase steadily! It helps that you bundled Tropico with Call of Duty in a package deal.
((If you'd gotten a five, Tropico would have been the Internet. So close...))
There is a bounty on IcyTea31, placed by the Canadian Goverment! Whoever collects on this bounty will get an extra roll on their actions to represent political support by the Canadians!
((Don't mess with Canada.))
Post by: TamerVirus on April 01, 2014, 09:15:50 am
Post by: TopHat on April 01, 2014, 09:17:13 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 01, 2014, 09:25:32 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 01, 2014, 10:18:49 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 01, 2014, 11:10:09 am
Post by: blazing glory on April 01, 2014, 03:57:36 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 01, 2014, 03:58:23 pm
Post by: Persus13 on April 01, 2014, 04:16:03 pm
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 01, 2014, 04:24:46 pm
WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR BOVINE FREEDOM
Post by: blazing glory on April 01, 2014, 09:45:15 pm
Lead the cows of New Zealand in a rebellion against blazing glory.
WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR BOVINE FREEDOM
Divide my killer bunny rabbit force in half sending one half to fight the
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 02, 2014, 08:16:11 pm
Invade Earth with my second circle lust demons, plunging Earth into eternal sexiness
[4] You plunge the world into eternal sexiness! Now, if you weren't the sexiest you'd be jealous!
Walk up to a police station, holding myself hostage at gunpoint. Collect the bounty, then turn the gun around and perform a glorious escape. Ain't no rule.
[3] ...where is this "police station" you speak of?
Launch space warships.
[4] They launch! Glory to the Shining Moon!
Start sending out bunny rabbits designed to kill IcyTea31
[5] You send out an army of assasin bunnies, which prepare to move in for the kill...
Advertize massively on Tropico on the internet
[6] You over advertise! -1 on your next roll!
Buy a sailboat, recruit small group of soldiers loyal to me as naval personnel
[3] You start recruiting, but you have to wait until tomorrows newspaper...
(Nice reference to the Argonauts, BTW.)
Lead the cows of New Zealand in a rebellion against blazing glory.
WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR BOVINE FREEDOM
[6] You lead the Bovine Nation like cattle to the Slaughter! That is to say, they were totally wiped out.
The world experiences record low prices on hamburgers and other beef products.
Lead the cows of New Zealand in a rebellion against blazing glory.
WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR BOVINE FREEDOM
Divide my killer bunny rabbit force in half sending one half to fight thecouprebellion and another half to go through with my plan and kill IcyTea31
[1] Why? Your army easily defeated them...
I coup Mexico! Promising free jobs and drink for setting me up as the new presidente, while hiring banditos to kill IcyTea31!
[1] You're killed by one of the local drug lords for insulting his manly pink bathrobe.
Post by: poketwo on April 02, 2014, 08:57:55 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 02, 2014, 09:44:39 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 02, 2014, 11:27:01 pm
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 03, 2014, 02:42:44 am
WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR (sheep-something. Sheepine?) FREEDOM
Post by: blazing glory on April 03, 2014, 03:46:42 am
Post by: TamerVirus on April 03, 2014, 04:00:51 am
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 03, 2014, 08:20:24 am
use my lust powers to corrupt the development of Tropico and turn it into Sexico! Rated AOand thus the internet was born
Scare off the rebellion of sheep by showing them our top team of shearers, armed with the latest technology in shears.Remind the sheep that their wool only hinders them! They must lose it to truly become One with the Sheepine Buddha!
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 03, 2014, 12:56:34 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 03, 2014, 07:06:57 pm
Start to work on the next Tropico game
[6-1] You take over the world gaming market. Having Tarn and Zack in an advisory capacity was the best buisness decision you ever made.
use my lust powers to corrupt the development of Tropico and turn it into Sexico! Rated AO
[6] (I didn't notice that this was from someone other than Poketwo. Opps.) You get banned from this quadrant of the universe! Good thing those aliens were eager to use your skills to make propaganda to demoralize those Lunarites.
Start researching on how to make the best hamburgers in the world!
[5] You make Burgers so awesome that Burger King just gives up and hands over their whole entire franchise!
I use skill "determination" I !!REINCARNATE!! as a new man! I arrange for an "Accident" to happen to the Local Drug Lord in a manly pink bathrobe with the Mafia.
[3] You forgot to wait until the full moon to sacrafice the virgin! Opps, maybe next time?
Fight the rabbits, then walk up to a police station in Canada, preferably in an English-speaking territory, holding myself hostage at gunpoint. Collect the bounty, then turn the gun around and perform a glorious escape.
[6] You sucessfully grab the bounty, escape the station, AND kill all the bunnies... by making them self-destruct. While they were swarming you. Before they go, the head rabbit nibbles a carrot and goes, "What's up doc?".
Lead the sheep of New Zealand in a rebellion against blazing glory.
WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR (sheep-something. Sheepine?) FREEDOM
((Lambine? Flock?))
[5] You capture a sizeable slice of the country, but:
Scare off the rebellion of sheep by showing them our top team of shearer's,armed with the latest technolagy in shear's.
[4] the sheep halted by Shear Ninja's.
...
Remind the sheep that their wool only hinders them! They must lose it to truly become One with the Sheepine Buddha!
[6] You convince the sheep that they don't need their wool, they don't have to worry about the cold in New Zealand! How could you have known that the ninjas carried snow making machines?
Probe enemy forces.
[2] They feed you obviously fake information and follow your probe back to your secret base!
Opps.
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 03, 2014, 07:50:07 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 03, 2014, 08:22:58 pm
Start threataning the sheep with the fact that they could be the next ingrediant for my world famous hamburgers.
Post by: poketwo on April 03, 2014, 09:01:19 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 03, 2014, 09:28:28 pm
Wait a minute, didn't I get a -1?
((...and I knew I forgot something. Let me edit!))
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 03, 2014, 10:36:12 pm
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 03, 2014, 10:50:13 pm
((And thus began the great war of new zealand with sheep,cows,and shear ninjas with snow-making machines.))MY SHEEP WILL CONSUME ALL OF THE HAMBURGERS
Start threataning the sheep with the fact that they could be the next ingrediant for my world famous hamburgers.
Post by: blazing glory on April 03, 2014, 11:49:54 pm
((And thus began the great war of new zealand with sheep,cows,and shear ninjas with snow-making machines.))MY SHEEP WILL CONSUME ALL OF THE HAMBURGERS
Start threataning the sheep with the fact that they could be the next ingrediant for my world famous hamburgers.
HAMBURGERS WILL CONSUME THE SHEEP!
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 04, 2014, 01:37:09 am
BURN IN RIGHTEOUS FIRE, CRETIN! MY SHEEP SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!HAMBURGERS WILL CONSUME ALL OF THE SHEEP((And thus began the great war of new zealand with sheep,cows,and shear ninjas with snow-making machines.))SHEEP WILL CONSUME ALL OF THE HAMBURGERS
Start threataning the sheep with the fact that they could be the next ingrediant for my world famous hamburgers.
Post by: blazing glory on April 04, 2014, 02:01:02 am
BURN IN RIGHTEOUS FIRE, CRETIN! MY SHEEP SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!HAMBURGERS WILL CONSUME ALL OF THE SHEEP((And thus began the great war of new zealand with sheep,cows,and shear ninjas with snow-making machines.))SHEEP WILL CONSUME ALL OF THE HAMBURGERS
Start threataning the sheep with the fact that they could be the next ingrediant for my world famous hamburgers.
YES,THEY SHALL REIGN SUPREME IN MY HAMBURGERS!!
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 04, 2014, 04:13:16 am
YOUR HAMBURGURERS WILL BUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNBURN IN RIGHTEOUS FIRE, CRETIN! MY SHEEP SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!HAMBURGERS WILL CONSUME ALL OF THE SHEEP((And thus began the great war of new zealand with sheep,cows,and shear ninjas with snow-making machines.))SHEEP WILL CONSUME ALL OF THE HAMBURGERS
Start threataning the sheep with the fact that they could be the next ingrediant for my world famous hamburgers.
YES,THEY SHALL REIGN SUPREME IN MY HAMBURGERS!!
I think we should stop now.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 04, 2014, 04:14:31 am
Post by: blazing glory on April 04, 2014, 05:22:38 am
YOUR HAMBURGURERS WILL BUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNBURN IN RIGHTEOUS FIRE, CRETIN! MY SHEEP SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!HAMBURGERS WILL CONSUME ALL OF THE SHEEP((And thus began the great war of new zealand with sheep,cows,and shear ninjas with snow-making machines.))SHEEP WILL CONSUME ALL OF THE HAMBURGERS
Start threataning the sheep with the fact that they could be the next ingrediant for my world famous hamburgers.
YES,THEY SHALL REIGN SUPREME IN MY HAMBURGERS!!
I think we should stop now.
WITH YOUR SHEEP IN THEM!!!
Probably
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 04, 2014, 10:54:28 am
Start to work on the next Tropico game
[6-1] You take over the world gaming market. Having Tarn and Zack in an advisory capacity was the best buisness decision you ever made.use my lust powers to corrupt the development of Tropico and turn it into Sexico! Rated AO
[6] (I didn't notice that this was from someone other than Poketwo. Opps.) You get banned from this quadrant of the universe! Good thing those aliens were eager to use your skills to make propaganda to demoralize those Lunarites.Start researching on how to make the best hamburgers in the world!
[5] You make Burgers so awesome that Burger King just gives up and hands over their whole entire franchise!I use skill "determination" I !!REINCARNATE!! as a new man! I arrange for an "Accident" to happen to the Local Drug Lord in a manly pink bathrobe with the Mafia.
[3] You forgot to wait until the full moon to sacrafice the virgin! Opps, maybe next time?Fight the rabbits, then walk up to a police station in Canada, preferably in an English-speaking territory, holding myself hostage at gunpoint. Collect the bounty, then turn the gun around and perform a glorious escape.
[6] You sucessfully grab the bounty, escape the station, AND kill all the bunnies... by making them self-destruct. While they were swarming you. Before they go, the head rabbit nibbles a carrot and goes, "What's up doc?".Lead the sheep of New Zealand in a rebellion against blazing glory.
WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR (sheep-something. Sheepine?) FREEDOM
((Lambine? Flock?))
[5] You capture a sizeable slice of the country, but:Scare off the rebellion of sheep by showing them our top team of shearer's,armed with the latest technolagy in shear's.
[4] the sheep halted by Shear Ninja's.
...
Remind the sheep that their wool only hinders them! They must lose it to truly become One with the Sheepine Buddha!
[6] You convince the sheep that they don't need their wool, they don't have to worry about the cold in New Zealand! How could you have known that the ninjas carried snow making machines?Probe enemy forces.
[2] They feed you obviously fake information and follow your probe back to your secret base!
Opps.
((That wasn't literally sending a probe. I also don't have a secret base anyway.))
Fire a few nuclear weapons at the enemy forces/enemy base.
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 04, 2014, 05:47:36 pm
((This just isn't my day.))
I come back to the land of the living as a Demon Lich and unite all of the drug cartels in Mexico, with me in charge, also, pay the Mafia a VERY handsome sum to make an example of my murderer.
[5] You return as a Demon Lich (Google didn't help at all?! Can someone enlighten me here!)), and take over the Mafia after leading them in the assault to kill your former murderer, who happened to be the Mafia's man rival. From their, you absorb all the other cartels into your operations!
Sabotage the snow-making machines.
Your sheep make the Snow Machines overload! Unfortunately, this kills most of your army as well as theirs as you both suffer a major blizzard for months, reducing the conflict to a trading of insults.
Like so:
YOUR HAMBURGURERS WILL BUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNBURN IN RIGHTEOUS FIRE, CRETIN! MY SHEEP SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!HAMBURGERS WILL CONSUME ALL OF THE SHEEP((And thus began the great war of new zealand with sheep,cows,and shear ninjas with snow-making machines.))SHEEP WILL CONSUME ALL OF THE HAMBURGERS
Start threataning the sheep with the fact that they could be the next ingrediant for my world famous hamburgers.
YES,THEY SHALL REIGN SUPREME IN MY HAMBURGERS!!
I think we should stop now.
WITH YOUR SHEEP IN THEM!!!
Probably
((By the way, I call sigging that, as it made me laugh so hard. How did you guys know to give me such a present on my Birthday?))
Coup the Vatican. Surely they won't invoke any supernatural powers on me, will they?
((Canadian Bonus gives you +1 on your rolls. Which is bad, in this case...))
[5+1] God sneezes on you, wiping you from time and space! God doesn't notice, though- the blizzard in New Zealand gave him the first cold since the last Ice Age.
Start to work on the next Tropico game
[6-1] You take over the world gaming market. Having Tarn and Zack in an advisory capacity was the best buisness decision you ever made.use my lust powers to corrupt the development of Tropico and turn it into Sexico! Rated AO
[6] (I didn't notice that this was from someone other than Poketwo. Opps.) You get banned from this quadrant of the universe! Good thing those aliens were eager to use your skills to make propaganda to demoralize those Lunarites.Start researching on how to make the best hamburgers in the world!
[5] You make Burgers so awesome that Burger King just gives up and hands over their whole entire franchise!I use skill "determination" I !!REINCARNATE!! as a new man! I arrange for an "Accident" to happen to the Local Drug Lord in a manly pink bathrobe with the Mafia.
[3] You forgot to wait until the full moon to sacrafice the virgin! Opps, maybe next time?Fight the rabbits, then walk up to a police station in Canada, preferably in an English-speaking territory, holding myself hostage at gunpoint. Collect the bounty, then turn the gun around and perform a glorious escape.
[6] You sucessfully grab the bounty, escape the station, AND kill all the bunnies... by making them self-destruct. While they were swarming you. Before they go, the head rabbit nibbles a carrot and goes, "What's up doc?".Lead the sheep of New Zealand in a rebellion against blazing glory.
WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR (sheep-something. Sheepine?) FREEDOM
((Lambine? Flock?))
[5] You capture a sizeable slice of the country, but:Scare off the rebellion of sheep by showing them our top team of shearer's,armed with the latest technolagy in shear's.
[4] the sheep halted by Shear Ninja's.
...
Remind the sheep that their wool only hinders them! They must lose it to truly become One with the Sheepine Buddha!
[6] You convince the sheep that they don't need their wool, they don't have to worry about the cold in New Zealand! How could you have known that the ninjas carried snow making machines?Probe enemy forces.
[2] They feed you obviously fake information and follow your probe back to your secret base!
Opps.
((That wasn't literally sending a probe. I also don't have a secret base anyway.))
Fire a few nuclear weapons at the enemy forces/enemy base.
((Every military has a secret base/bases. Standard procedure. As for the probe, perhaps a better word choice would have been 'scout'? I mistook probe for, well, a probe, which made sense since you were in space. Sorry 'bout that!))
[4] You hit all known targets, but they still come and strike at you from some unknown location/s.
NPC's
[2]The Rabbit's Creed is desperate for carrots due to poor carrot crop yield!
[4] God gets some Chicken Noodle Soup, making the fellow feel mildly better.
[2] The alien assault takes a wrong turn at Saturn! They have been delayed!
Post by: blazing glory on April 04, 2014, 06:23:10 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on April 04, 2014, 07:16:25 pm
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 04, 2014, 08:02:01 pm
Wage a one-man holy war against blazing glory.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 04, 2014, 10:36:57 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 05, 2014, 03:20:14 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 05, 2014, 02:30:07 pm
Replace the drug market with hamburgers.
[5] You succeed by drugging the burgers! You bride any official or investigation which tries to show the truth, or hire The Rabbit's Creed to assasinate them.
I shall now invade 'MERICA with my new friends and powerful military(Blazing Glory's hamburgers will have increased their obesity)! While I challenge Blazing Glory's move and Replace all hamburgers with the drug market!
[6] You almost succeed, but have warranted enough attention that the Rabbit's Creed is sent to assasinate you. They somehow got Harry Potter on their side, so you are forced to back off and go on the run.
[6] They begin to search for your non-existant Horcruxes, distracting them from their attemppts to kill you!
continue my conquest of hell by taking over the third circle!
[1] You have incited THe Hellish Civil War!
((Crap, with sheep and cows gone, there's pretty much nothing left in New Zealand for me to recruit.))
Wage a one-man holy war against blazing glory.
((They aren't all dead- I said 'most of your army', not all...))
[6] You attempt to wage a one-man war, but are halted and imprisoned by the remants of the ?Lambine? Forces until you recover what sanity you had to start with.
Respawn. Coup Monaco.
[2] You fail to respawn, and Monaco enforces govermentally sanctioned wards against your restless and bothersome spirit.
warn all nations of aliens assault. Send out one of my interception fleets to, well, intercept the aliens.
[4] You succeed in sending out the interception fleet, but the Earthlings are ignoring you and dealing with the Blizzard!
NPC's
[1] The aliens lose a convoy to your interception fleet!
[1] The Lordly Cold Worsens!
[2] The Rabbit's Creed loses some of it's members to the Demon Lich!
[5] The third circle get's a foothold in the Second Circle- what now?
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 05, 2014, 03:39:27 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 05, 2014, 05:27:12 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on April 05, 2014, 06:15:54 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 05, 2014, 06:30:17 pm
Send put scout ships to find more alien races. Preferably friendly/won't attack unless provoked.
((I'm curious as to what you are trying to accomplish.
If you succeed, they're not going to be much help in the immediate future until ties between you and them get quite strong, and the enemy wolf be still trying to attack you.
If you utterly fail, you'll have a war on two fronts.
The risk:reward ratio is not in your favour...))
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 05, 2014, 06:59:32 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 05, 2014, 07:27:14 pm
Lose what remains of my sanity.
((What is it with people adding beards to their avatars? first remuthra now you,who next? IcyTea31?))
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 05, 2014, 08:10:49 pm
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 05, 2014, 11:32:42 pm
((We're part of the Ancient and Honourable Society of Old White Bearded Avatars.))Lose what remains of my sanity.((What is it with people adding beards to their avatars? first remuthra now you,who next? IcyTea31?))
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 06, 2014, 01:05:33 am
((What is it with people adding beards to their avatars? first remuthra now you,who next? IcyTea31?))((Hmmmm...maybe, maybe.))
Respawn, coup Monte Carlo. There are enough micronations in the world for me to eventually succeed.
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 06, 2014, 05:02:22 pm
Send put scout ships to find more enemy bases/fleets..
[3] You discover several resource-rich asteroids, but no enemy forces. Orders, sir?
I create a weather machine to get rid of this terrible blizzard.
[5] You discover the science of weather control! All nations back down in fear of being struck with 'natural' disasters, crippling their ability to overtly strike at you!
I order a Mafia hit on TamerVirus(I WON'T be having an angry Demon escaping the Underworld and coming to have a chat with me about my deal), I also make a vessel((Horcrux, Soul Jar, whatever you want to call it, I'm not a Harry Potter fan)) for my soul, my cloak(I will do anything to avoid going back there, plus, this might come in handy later).
[4] You put a bounty on TamerVirus the Demon Lich, and start gathering the resources required of a soul vessal.
Bribe the greedy folks down in the fourth circle to aid me in battle!
[5] Their greed is such that they fight for you in return for mere trinkets! The Third Circle forced out of their foothold into your realm!
Lose what remains of my sanity.
[1] Your sanity returns better than it was to begin with. Fortunately, this means
[4] The Lambine Forces accept you back as their Mighty Leader!
((What is it with people adding beards to their avatars? first remuthra now you,who next? IcyTea31?))((Hmmmm...maybe, maybe.))
Respawn, coup Monte Carlo. There are enough micronations in the world for me to eventually succeed.
[6] Are you trying to gather a collection of collected bounties or what?! The Rabbit's Creed is not pleased with your disdain for staying dead and impose a permanent bounty on your head!
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 06, 2014, 05:10:37 pm
[4] The Rabbits Creed enjoys a period of wealth caused by a strange rash of coup across the solar system! They have more resources and influence.
[5] Da High and Mighty Dude upstairs recovers and starts to catch up on what happened while ?he? was ill.
"What the carp happened while I was away!?How? Why? Arrrrghhhhhhh!"
[1] The Third Circle Loses ground!
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 06, 2014, 05:59:06 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 06, 2014, 09:19:29 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 06, 2014, 10:53:03 pm
Oops it looks like unfortunatly the sheep all died from being struck by lightning and drowning in floods.((Do be aware that using weather for warfare is against the Geneva
Arm myself to the teeth. Ain't no bounty hunter going to get me.
Post by: blazing glory on April 06, 2014, 11:30:12 pm
Oops it looks like unfortunatly the sheep all died from being struck by lightning and drowning in floods.((Do be aware that using weather for warfare is against the Geneva Conventon.))
Arm myself to the teeth. Ain't no bounty hunter going to get me.
Tough,I haven't read the Geneva Convention,well lets start starving our prisoners!
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 07, 2014, 02:50:19 am
BURN EVERYTHING
Post by: TamerVirus on April 07, 2014, 06:43:56 am
KEEP FIGHTING THE FAT SLOBS IN THE THIRD CIRCLE!
Hell will be mine!
Post by: poketwo on April 07, 2014, 09:06:59 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 07, 2014, 03:43:14 pm
Just keep scouting. Also, build deep space tracking station. And maybe send a mingling team or two to mine the asteroids.
(That is maybe two actions- recon and resource gathering. As such, it is two rolls)
[4] Your scouts discreetly gather intel and you start the construction of a network of deep space tracking stations.
You get a meter to track the progress of construction! Each section of the meter is worth 10% of total construction.
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[5] You gather an abundance of resources! You even set up a series of forts and shipyards there. Whatever would you need those for?
Oops it looks like unfortunatly the sheep all died from being struck by lightning and drowning in floods.
[1] You have really bad aim, and have done a major blow to your own forces. You might want to work on an actual targeting system... the other countries see your display of incompetence and prepare to forcibly try you for breaking the Geneva Protocol.
Arm myself to the teeth. Ain't no bounty hunter going to get me.
[6] You crush yourself under the weight of all your gear. Your legacy is in being used as an example of too much gear.
I meditate a now and then when resting from making my soul vessel in order to further control my magical talent.
((Also, TamerVirus is a Demon Lich? When did that happen?))
[3] You make no progress, as fluxes of energy from the Hellish Civil War is interfering with the delicate process.
((After the explosion of Krypton killed me, I took over the sexiest part of hell, invaded Earth, and instigated hellish civil war))
KEEP FIGHTING THE FAT SLOBS IN THE THIRD CIRCLE!
Hell will be mine!
[6] You defeat the third circle... and piss off the Fifth Circle, who had been planning to do the same. Of course, they get more powerful the angrier they are, so good luck.
The sixth circle, in a great irony condemns this conflict as being heretical. And of course joins in.
Put a Large Bounty on TamerVirus
[3] You can't find the Rabbit's Creed... they are assassins, did you think it'd be easy to contact them?
NPC's
[3] The aliens are busy arguing over a star map, and make little progress.
[4] The Fifth Circle gets a firm position in the Third Circle.
[4] The Sixth Circle does likewise!
[6] The Rabbit's Creed is a little overeuthusiastic and rumours start to spread of its existence.
[5] The Guy in the Sky looks at hell and takes advantage of their infighting to gather a larger presence on Earth! Satan is displeased.
((
((This just isn't my day.))
I come back to the land of the living as a Demon Lich and unite all of the drug cartels in Mexico, with me in charge, also, pay the Mafia a VERY handsome sum to make an example of my murderer.
I got the dude at war in hell mixed up with the dude who made a deal with hell. Sue me.))
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 07, 2014, 03:59:44 pm
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 07, 2014, 06:34:43 pm
BURN EVERYTHING
Post by: blazing glory on April 07, 2014, 08:34:32 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on April 07, 2014, 08:38:43 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 07, 2014, 08:53:20 pm
bring the violent profligates in the seventh circle to help
How many circles are there?
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 07, 2014, 11:04:49 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on April 07, 2014, 11:22:30 pm
bring the violent profligates in the seventh circle to help
How many circles are there?
I'm using the nine circles of hell as described in Dante's inferno
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 07, 2014, 11:50:15 pm
I'm using the nine circles of hell as described in Dante's infernoInferno, the book written by Dante, or Dante's Inferno, the video game inspired by the book?
Post by: TamerVirus on April 08, 2014, 03:17:10 am
I'm using the nine circles of hell as described in Dante's infernoInferno, the book written by Dante, or Dante's Inferno, the video game inspired by the book?
A little bit of both, to be honest
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 08, 2014, 04:25:15 am
Post by: TamerVirus on April 08, 2014, 05:04:52 am
Can I join?
Just go for it,man!
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 08, 2014, 05:49:07 am
BURN EVERYTHING
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 08, 2014, 06:00:16 am
Okay, thanks.Can I join?
Just go for it,man!
Attempt to take over Poland.
Post by: aattss on April 08, 2014, 01:44:32 pm
Post by: darkpaladin109 on April 08, 2014, 02:02:28 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 08, 2014, 04:12:47 pm
Create a defence perimeter between Earth and Mars while building more fleets and all shipyards. Also inform Earth of current situation every month or so.
[5] You realize that the aliens aren't coming from Mars, that only happens in movies, and focus on your military infrastructure build-up.
You send reports down to Earth, but they are still recovering from the Blizzard and the sudden increase in coups. They manage to send resources up, but nothing to supplement your forces.
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BURN EVERYTHING
[6] You burn everything for as long as you live! Which isn't very long, as the flames first consume you. You need focus, young one.
((((This just isn't my day.))
I come back to the land of the living as a Demon Lich and unite all of the drug cartels in Mexico, with me in charge, also, pay the Mafia a VERY handsome sum to make an example of my murderer.
I got the dude at war in hell mixed up with the dude who made a deal with hell. Sue me.))
((Innocent mistake, I was just trying to figure out where the second Demon Lich came from))
I give up on the idea of meditation for the moment and use my free time to find different ways to improve my soul vessel.
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((...I didn't mean to come out so snappy, sorry 'bout that. As I always say, feel free to point out my mistakes.))
[2] You fail to improve your vessel and stub your toe, cracking the nail.
Construct a force-field that goes around my forces and land and submerge new zealand under water,also employ my rabbits creed to create a lethal toxin that kills sheep and cows.
[6] You succeed exactly as planned... but your force field didn't let in any oxygen, so you died of oxygen deprivation. New Zealand is taken over by Sea Cows, otherwise known as Manatees, in a great irony imposed by a ticked off higher being.
The Rabbit's Creed, as it turned out, had such a toxin the whole time. They just didn't care to use it.
bring the violent profligates in the seventh circle to help
[4] They agree to fight with you in return for being unfrozen. Satan looks a might bit cranky, though.
Respawn. Stop dying every other turn. Coup the Rabbit's Creed and cancel my bounty.
[3] You eat some metaphysical popcorn and watch hell... go to hell? How does that work, exactly, I'll never know.
Okay, thanks.Can I join?
Just go for it,man!
Attempt to take over Poland.
((Welcome! Fresh
[5] You coup Poland, the citizens eager for someone to protect them from the violent coups rising all over the place! The distinction being that you peacefully couped them... ::)
Begin a movement to overthrow god in the name of Pastafarianism
[5] You take advantage of God being distracted and throw in the some prison the Ancient Greek Gods left behind, and become the head Honcho!
AW YEAH RAMPAGE THROUGH TOKIO
[4] RAMPAGE! YOU ARE GODZILLA! ((I remembered! Hah!))
NPC's
[2] The Manatees suffer due to pollution!
[3] The Aliens make no progress- how long till they realize the Star Map is upside down?
[6] God attempts to escape, only to have his consciousness scattered across the universe! What a divine blunder.
[3] The Rabbit's Creed continues to search for the elusive Demon Lich and IcyTea.
[6] Sheep across the world vow to avenge the loss of the New Zealand Flock! The Lambine are now fighting for Independence!
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 08, 2014, 04:17:15 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 08, 2014, 04:21:45 pm
You'll have two rolls, which means you're twice as likely to have everything go to... well, there isn't much left of Hell right now, but you'll be first in line.))
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 08, 2014, 04:23:52 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 08, 2014, 04:27:29 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on April 08, 2014, 06:23:31 pm
Get Satan's opinion on all this chaos in his realm!
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 08, 2014, 07:44:19 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 08, 2014, 08:21:52 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 08, 2014, 08:26:07 pm
Coup alpha centuari.
Hmmm... should those aliens be from there? It'd make the aliens more competent, and far more... interesting.))
Post by: blazing glory on April 08, 2014, 09:41:48 pm
((Coup alpha centuari.
Hmmm... should those aliens be from there? It'd make the aliens more competent, and far more... interesting.))
I thought about that and that's why I'm trying to coup alpha centuari.
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 08, 2014, 10:40:03 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 08, 2014, 11:04:44 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 09, 2014, 12:52:50 am
((Excellent... my plans are reaching the completion of Phase One...))It'll be amusing if this turns into something similar to Neptune's Pride, with everyone trying to out plot each other.
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 09, 2014, 09:35:59 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 09, 2014, 03:01:06 pm
Build orbital defence platforms in Lunar and Earth orbit. Also spam space probes.
[5] Construction of the Defence platforms has started! You have gained another meter!
[2] Your military is still wary of using probes after having one reveal your home base.
Defence Network [|||||]
D.S.T.S [||||||||||]
Turn Poland into a dictatorship. Allow all able-bodied men and women between 16-35 years of age to join the army. Figure out how to use my newly-discovered psychic powers.
[5] You reorganize the country, and expand your military to three times its original size!
[4] You can levitate! Not all that useful, but maybe this is just the tip of your powers...
Actually the ninth circle, treachery, is where everyone is frozen. In the seventh circle, everyone is in boiling rivers of blood, burning deserts, and suicide trees. Nevertheless....
Get Satan's opinion on all this chaos in his realm!
[1] Satan is enraged at your impudence- first trying to take over hell, then daring to speak directly to him? You are literally damned by him. Then have your consciousness scattered throughout universe.
God says 'Wat up', by the way.
Coup alpha centuari.
[4] You coup The Centauri, who are at war with the Lunarites! Your fleet is lost after taking a wrong turn at Saturn, and seems to lack a competent navigator A.I.
((This recent blunder of mine sounds really painful, ow.))
((And another thing, when will my Mafia minions try to kill TamerVirus?))
I use my sorcery to fix my toenail and order some of my drug cartels to bring me IcyTea31, Alive.
[1] You turn your toe into an enraged scorpion! It is quite annoying, to say the least. And it's attached to you.
[1] And IcyTea kills you while your minions are off looking for him. Not a good day, even you've got to admit. Oh, and you're back in Hell. Which is at war.
Respawn as the concept of humility.
[3] That popcorn is really good, good enough to stay dead for.
NPC's
[2] The Rabbit's Creed loses some of of its reputation when it's forced to pay IcyTea for killing the Demon Lich.
[3] The Lambine continue preparations.
[4] The Manitees construct a giant sheep statue in an attempt to get the Lambine as allies. The Lambine are giving it 'deep consideration'.
[6] The Drug Cartels are to aggressive in their attempts to avenge the Demon Lich, getting unwanted attention from the authorities!
[1] The GM is utterly confounded in his attempt to join the game to show how a coup is really done!
"NExT tiMe, MOrtaLs..."
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 09, 2014, 03:12:48 pm
Post by: darkpaladin109 on April 09, 2014, 03:48:17 pm
GAIN RAMPAGE METER
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 09, 2014, 04:21:40 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on April 09, 2014, 06:21:37 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 09, 2014, 08:01:06 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 09, 2014, 10:40:00 pm
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 09, 2014, 11:34:09 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 10, 2014, 03:39:24 pm
Order the building of no less than 10 interconnected, 50m by 50m underground bunkers in every city. Find gold mine to pay for this.
[1] The military takes the funds for this project and uses it to coup you- you are shot via firing squad!
DESTROY TAVIK'S DEFENSE PLATFORMS
GAIN RAMPAGE METER
Fend of attack on defence platforms. Also explore mars.
[4] vs. [5]
Godzilla's Assault has been thwarted, and Godzilla is forced to return to Earth to recover!!
The exploration of Mars uncovers an abundance of resources! This, combined with your Asteroid mining, has doubled the pace of Lunarite construction!
Defence Network [|||||]
D.S.T.S [||||||||||]
Quote((This recent blunder of mine sounds really painful, ow.))
((And another thing, when will my Mafia minions try to kill TamerVirus?))
I use my sorcery to fix my toenail and order some of my drug cartels to bring me IcyTea31, Alive.
[1] You turn your toe into an enraged scorpion! It is quite annoying, to say the least. And it's attached to you.
[1] And IcyTea kills you while your minions are off looking for him. Not a good day, even you've got to admit. Oh, and you're back in Hell. Which is at war.
((Lucky that I had my soul vessel then isn't it?))
I use my soul vessel to come back to the mortal world.
[6] You return to the Mortal Plane... in the middle of a Rabbit's Creed convention. It doesn't go well for you, needless to say.
Reform as a sentient celestial body, somewhere
[3] You and God decide to chill out. Opps, sorry God, was that too soon? It was just a cold.
Build up my fleet to be unstoppable! Get myself a villainous suit and tell the lunarites that they have no chance.
[3] Your forces were busy cheering on Godzilla.
Respawn right next to the leader of San Marino, coup San Marino.
[5] You coup San Marino!
Respawn right next to IcyTea, coup his coup and take over San Marino.
[6] You couped San Marino, but then some IcyTea dude appeared and couped you. I think you were a little early...
NPC's
[6] The Rabbit's Creed Convention fails to decide how to deal with these targets which refuse to die, due to one such target appearing right in the middle of it.
[3] The Lambine get Seasick on the way to negotiate with the Manatees.
[3] The Manitees wait for the Lambine to get over their seasickness.
[1] The Drug Cartels are nearly wiped out by a combination of Mafia and The Authorities atacking!
[5] The GM has joined the game, couping The Empire. His first move as Emperor is to make Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academies (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy) fix their curriculum so they can actually hit something.
"aLL wIll bOw TO ThE DARksiDe!"
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 10, 2014, 03:42:34 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 10, 2014, 05:28:11 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on April 10, 2014, 09:04:56 pm
Offer to join forces with god and recoup heaven!
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 10, 2014, 10:19:41 pm
have a change of heart and join god in heaven
((God's not in heaven- he was couped a few turns ago. Not only that, but he is in the same state you're in...))
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 10, 2014, 10:23:02 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 11, 2014, 05:43:04 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 11, 2014, 10:08:33 am
"The Lunar Colonies will stop you San Marino!"
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 11, 2014, 02:26:11 pm
Be reborn as Portgas D. Ace at age 20 in Poland.
[3] Some guy hands you Popcorn. It is so good you neglect to start the process of being reborn!
((I dub this Popcorn 'Superb Afterlife Popcorn', otherwise known as 'S.A.P'.))
QuoteQuote((This recent blunder of mine sounds really painful, ow.))[1] You turn your toe into an enraged scorpion! It is quite annoying, to say the least. And it's attached to you.
((And another thing, when will my Mafia minions try to kill TamerVirus?))
I use my sorcery to fix my toenail and order some of my drug cartels to bring me IcyTea31, Alive.
[1] And IcyTea kills you while your minions are off looking for him. Not a good day, even you've got to admit. Oh, and you're back in Hell. Which is at war.
((Lucky that I had my soul vessel then isn't it?))
I use my soul vessel to come back to the mortal world.
[6] You return to the Mortal Plane... in the middle of a Rabbit's Creed convention. It doesn't go well for you, needless to say.
I return back to the Mortal Plane again, hopefully elsewhere.
[4] You are reborn in... let's say Yellowstone National Park. Don't know why the voice in my head insists, but whatever.
Get about 5 heavy cruisers a fleet of 30 fighters and 2 destroyers. (I'm just coming up with random stuff you decide how big these ships are going to be)
[1] You get crushed by the presentation model of one of these ships during your presentation. What an ignominious end... dying before accomplishing anything of worth, mere minutes from leaving a legacy!
have a change of heart and join god in heaven
Offer to join forces with god and recoup heaven!
[5] You succeed in couping Heaven with God! You are now 'That Other Lord Dude'!
Build a superweapon that can send a powerful gravitation wave to destroy everything but San Marino. Take the world hostage and ask for bids. The best part is, San Marino is one of the wealthiest nations in the world and has no debt, meaning I won't run out of dosh.
[1] The Lunarites crash the Moon into San Marino! Earth is devastated!
Send forces to stop San Marino.
"The Lunar Colonies will stop you San Marino!"
[6] You desperately crash the Moon into San Marino! This stops his evil plot, but also pretty well annihilates everyone on the Moon and Earth!
Sell tropic games to the empire's citizens
[5] The Imperial Government eagerly take control of that Highly Advanced Tropico game to pick it apart for research and development purposes! The Citizens get addicted to the game!
[4] The Empire incorporates Tropico into their A.I to run their colonies.
NPC's
All Earthly NPC's are annilated!
((Also, I'm going to be at a scouting thing this weekend in Halifax. I might be able to sneak a update in, but don't expect anything until Sunday Night. (Insomnia has its benefits.)))
Edit: Hit the 'post' button too early...
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 11, 2014, 02:28:11 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 11, 2014, 02:29:37 pm
Be reborn as Portgas D. Ace at age 20 on Europa..Let's try that again, shall we?
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 11, 2014, 02:34:58 pm
Edit: Spelling Error.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 11, 2014, 02:35:38 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 11, 2014, 03:15:45 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 11, 2014, 04:48:51 pm
I coup the daleks home planet...thingy.
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 11, 2014, 07:14:28 pm
((I want Gallifrey! So I can blow it up in the end!))
Post by: TamerVirus on April 11, 2014, 09:15:23 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 12, 2014, 08:33:31 am
Respawn Lunar Colonies.
[6] The Lunar Colonies respawn...just in time for the Centauri Fleet to arrive and wipe them out. Well done.
Be reborn as Portgas D. Ace at age 20 on Europa..Let's try that again, shall we?
[3] You can't find a host in Poland because Poland doesn't exist anymore, so you ask them to pass the S.A.P. It is awesomazing!
Respawn and rebuild on Europa (one of the moons of Jupiter).
[1] You forget how to land the ship. Needless to say, it doesn't go well.
Move my game company to Coruscant because earth is destroyed.
[2] Courascant is mine! The Emperor is offended, and starts covertly planning your demise!
((Who wants Gallifrey? It just blows up in the end.))
I coup the daleks home planet...thingy.
[4] You become a Dalek. ((OH KRAP OH KRAP OH KRA-))
I quickly pull together my remaining forces and coup Tatooine.
((A hive of scum and villainy? What better place for drug cartels and the Mafia?))
[4] You are Han Solo, and Chewie is your co-pilot. Jabba has a Bounty on your heads, but it's nothing serious...
Respawn and coup Gallifrey
((I want Gallifrey! So I can blow it up in the end!))
[3] "Hey, you've got to share that popcorn!"
Use heavenly powers to recreate all earthly life....on Mars
[5] You recreate all Earthly Lifeforms on Mars with the help of some Lunarite Explorers who act as your 'Disciples'.
[6] The crew of the Death Star mutinies! ((Dalek or Death Star, which should I be more worried about...))
NPC's
[1] Jabba is ridiculed for failing to 'apprehend' Solo!
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 12, 2014, 09:03:29 am
Post by: TamerVirus on April 12, 2014, 09:05:12 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 12, 2014, 09:06:49 am
God dammit, just let me be reborn.Be reborn as Portgas D. Ace at age 20 on Europa. My new body needs to not need air to work.Let's try that again, shall we?
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 12, 2014, 09:19:19 am
God dammit, just let me be reborn.Be reborn as Portgas D. Ace at age 20 on Europa. My new body needs to not need air to work.Let's try that again, shall we?
((Hehehe... don't you love my dice roller?))
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 12, 2014, 09:56:31 am
Post by: poketwo on April 12, 2014, 12:43:10 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 12, 2014, 05:18:05 pm
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 13, 2014, 02:10:33 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 13, 2014, 02:53:17 am
No, actually, I feckin' hate your dice roller.((Hehehe... don't you love my dice roller?))God dammit, just let me be reborn.Be reborn as Portgas D. Ace at age 20 on Europa. My new body needs to not need air to work.Let's try that again, shall we?
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 13, 2014, 01:36:41 pm
Put those survival skills in use and knap a stone axe, cut down a few trees and build a simple house.
[1] You died in the crash!
CONVERT JABBA TO THE MARSCHRISTIAN WAYS
[2] Jabba is an atheist, and simply doesn't answer the door the first few times. Good thing he's in a good mood.
God dammit, just let me be reborn.Be reborn as Portgas D. Ace at age 20 on Europa. My new body needs to not need air to work.Let's try that again, shall we?
[5] ((About time.)) You are reborn in New Poland on Mars!
Respawn Lunar Colonies. Again.
[2] The Centauri are just waiting for you to try that again, and your bases in the Asteroids and on Mars are desperately seeking orders.
((*cough* Subtle reminder *cough cough* that not everything was on the moon. *cough*))
Praise Helix
[3] "Helix can't reach the phone right now, please leave message after tone. *bleep*"
((Aww, I wanted to still be a Demon Lich :-\))
I merge myself back to before I was a star wars character (as in, back to Demon Lich form).
[2] Hells power base was in the sins of man, and mankind just had a massive population decrease. They don't have the energy to spare!
Bring my army to earth like planets and EXTERMINATE any human looking doctor's.
[1] You are alone in this crusade as the rest of your kind prepares to attack Gallifrey. Which is very bad, as The Predator ((Dalek for 'The Doctor')) intervenes!
((You guys haven't watched the more recent episodes, have you? Gallifrey might not be as destroyed as you think...))
Die.
[1] You die. Want some popcorn?
[5] The Mighty Emperor tricks the rebellion into destroying the Death Star for him! Fools!
((Phew...))
NPC's
[6] The Daleks accidentally destroy each other when Gallifrey shifts its position! Well, they did say at the end of the day, the only things left behind would be corpses and ruin... they simply didn't intend that it be their own.
[3] Jabba is distracted by annoying Marschirstians.
[5] The Rebellion kills Vader! ((Krap.))
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 13, 2014, 01:48:07 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 13, 2014, 01:54:16 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 13, 2014, 02:22:51 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 13, 2014, 02:53:23 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 13, 2014, 08:21:49 pm
Join the cult of skarro.
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 13, 2014, 08:40:37 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on April 14, 2014, 12:03:16 am
Start converting the people of the empire to the religion of Lord Helix
CRUSH THIS HERESY!
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 14, 2014, 07:02:27 am
((I thought Buddhists believed in reincarnation? Buddha does not simply "respawn"))((Buddha is a title, not a name. Anyone can be a Buddha if they have what it takes. Problems only arise if you're trying to be the Buddha.))
Post by: TamerVirus on April 14, 2014, 07:21:23 am
((I thought Buddhists believed in reincarnation? Buddha does not simply "respawn"))((Buddha is a title, not a name. Anyone can be a Buddha if they have what it takes. Problems only arise if you're trying to be the Buddha.))
((aren't there multiple theBuddhas though? Fat one, crying one, thousand arm one....etc...))
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 14, 2014, 07:45:48 am
((aren't there multiple theBuddhas though? Fat one, crying one, thousand arm one....etc...))((Those are aBuddhas, if I've understood correctly. theBuddha would be the founder of Buddhism, named Siddhartha Gautama before becoming theBuddha. We're going to need an actual Buddhist to correct if needed, I just have strong Wiki-Fu.))
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 14, 2014, 04:22:52 pm
Europa will be colonized, sooner or later. Avoid temptation of popcorn. Respawn on Europa, with 4000 or so colonists and necessary supplies.
[4] You start building the colony!
Europa Colony Construction
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Start converting the people of the empire to the religion of Lord Helix
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Start converting the people of the empire to the religion of Lord Helix
CRUSH THIS HERESY!
[5-3] New Christianity crushes Helixism! (Alright, who is this 'Helix'?)
Set up Defences around asteroid and Mars Colonies. Also build colony ships to send to other star systems.
[4] You can only focus your resources on one task! [Heads] And that task is moving the former Moon Defense Platforms and constructing more!
Defence Network
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Recruit followers.
[1] Your attempts at recruiting incite the Wrath of the people, bounty, blah blah, just be glad that the Rabbit's Creed is wiped out. Or is it...
((Oh well, at least I still have my dark gifts, and no one left with the power to collect :D))
I use my sorcery to light the annoying sasquatch on fire.
[1] You are ripped limb from limb. 'Nough said.
((As far as the rest of the universe is concerned,Gallifrey is destroyed.))
Join the cult of skarro.
[5] Hah! You start the Cult of Skarro!
Respawn as Buddha. Convince everyone to worship me.
[5] You become Buddha, all bow down before you.
[2] The Emperor's attempt at outlawing religion is hilariously put down!
NPC's
[1] Jabba is killed by Chewbacca.
[5] The Rebellion coups The Empire, killing the Emperor! ((...I thought the Daleks would kill me, not those tools. Krap.))
Post by: poketwo on April 14, 2014, 04:41:40 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 14, 2014, 06:38:08 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 14, 2014, 06:42:51 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on April 14, 2014, 09:13:44 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 14, 2014, 10:15:41 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 15, 2014, 01:45:20 am
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 15, 2014, 07:29:46 am
CONVERT THE NEW BUDDHA TO NEW CRISTIANITY!Tell my worshippers that the New Christ might be a nice guy, but only through Enlightenment can true redemption be found.
Then tell them to slaughter the unbelievers.
((woo mangled religious dogma))
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 15, 2014, 03:04:24 pm
CAST THE CURSE OF HELIX ON THE NEW CHRISTIANS, THEY WILL BE CONTROLLED TWITCH PLAYS POKEMON STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!
[3] You do not have TM666:CURSE OF HELIX!
Work on a prototype time travel device,from observations of the Time lords.
[5] You pass the prototype phase right on to mass production!
((Grreeeaaaat. How much retconning will this put mr through?))
((Ha! Still a lich, I can't bleed to death, and you never said anything about dying, did you?))
I quickly use my dark arts to cloak myself from mortal eyes and repair my limbs.
[4] You cloak, but cannot repair the pulpy mess that was once your limbs, especially without limbs to wave around during incantations!
Build colony ships to send to other solar systems.
[5] Advances in technology allow you to build Intergalactic Terraformer Colony Ships! You can now colonize other galaxies and inhospitable planets! This also means that you've acquired the [Intergalactic Drive] and [Terraformer System] Technology! You have three such ships. Make more Y/N?
Defense Network Complete! +1 to defense rolls.
CONVERT THE NEW BUDDHA TO NEW CRISTIANITY!
[2] The New Bhudda laughs at your feeble Theological Arguements!
Construct basic infrastructure; roads and foundations for buildings.
[3] Construction continues as planned!
Europa Colony
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Are there any oceans here? If so procure boat and become a pirate. If not, magically summon an ocean in a large empty space.
[6] Your hastily assembled crew of space and oceangoing pirates mutinies!
CONVERT THE NEW BUDDHA TO NEW CRISTIANITY!Tell my worshippers that the New Christ might be a nice guy, but only through Enlightenment can true redemption be found.
Then tell them to slaughter the unbelievers.
((woo mangled religious dogma))
[2] You are forced to conclude your followers are not ready for the more... objectable hues of enlightenment.
[5] The GM... nope, I'm dead can't do that... or that... here we are! I respawn as [4] a Rouge Space Marine!
NPC's
[4] The Rebellion Imperial Plutocracy (Otherwise known as R.I.P) starts to construct a Galaxy Scanner!
Galaxy Scanner
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[1] Chewbacca finds the Millennium Falcon destroyed by the Hutts!
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 15, 2014, 03:12:00 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 15, 2014, 03:20:01 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 15, 2014, 06:57:41 pm
Construct a Sonic screwdriver nullifier.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 15, 2014, 08:45:03 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 15, 2014, 10:38:21 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 16, 2014, 08:07:21 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 16, 2014, 12:59:04 pm
Send Colony ships to Alpha Centauri, Kepler 22 and the Andromeda Galaxy. Also send a freighter carrying Food, materials and blueprints of terraformer system to IcyTea's Europa colony.
Please confirm allied status with IcyTea. Y/N?
[6] Your Alpha Centauri Fleet is destroyed by The Centauri.
Your other fleets have arrived and settled four planets! What are their names>_
Defense Network Complete! +1 to defense rolls.
Construct housing and life support systems, including 3D printers for food.
[6] The 3D Printers glitch and start producing Poisoned Food! [4] You are weakened by the poison and months of Hospitalization, but you are the lucky one- your people lose many before the glitch is discovered.
Please confirm allied status with Tavik Toth. Y/N?
Europa Colony
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Flop/roll over to a first aid kit and use it to instantly heal myself like they do in shooters.
[5] You heal and gain [6] Poison-oozing skin!
Show them the powers of the Mera Mera no Mi, by setting half of them on fire,
[6] You show them Mera Mera no Mi's POWER!
By which I mean you burnt everything within twenty meters, including, oh, I don't know, YOURSELF, to a crisp. Apparently you taste like bacon.
sick Battery Jesus on the new Christians
[1] The New Christians sick Battery Jesus on YOU!
Convince god to go wrestle the New Buddha. SLAM HIM THROUGH A TABLE!
[3] "God is busy at the moment, if you wish to pray, press 1. If you wish to..."
((Is the cult of Skarro the last of the Daleks right now?))
Construct a Sonic screwdriver nullifier.
((Yes.))
[3] You make no progress.
NPC's
[5] R.I.P doubles its productivity! Construction speed is doubled.
Galaxy Scanner
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[1] Chewbacca fails to steal a ship and is arrested!
[4] The Gallifreyans manage to completely halt the shift... right were Earth once stood.
[5] The Doctor sees this destruction and vows make sure it never happens again!
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 16, 2014, 01:07:33 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 16, 2014, 02:27:31 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 16, 2014, 02:41:34 pm
Explain to the GM that the Mera Mera no Mi makes me more or less immune to fire.
[1] Looks like the dice don't care. ((No joke, I rolled that.))
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 16, 2014, 03:02:14 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 16, 2014, 03:14:06 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 16, 2014, 03:18:16 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 16, 2014, 03:21:58 pm
((So how does this poison ooze work? Is it like sweat, only a few drops at a time? Or is it basically flowing out of me?))
I have much work to be done, I look for easy ways to get a ship (and don't say use money).
It adds a greenish tinge to your skin, and a mere touch can kill the average person over three turns of slow, antagonizing death.
Unless they can procure a cure, of course. And Death is Cheap.
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 16, 2014, 03:58:02 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 16, 2014, 04:35:07 pm
Accept Alliance with IcyTea. Set name of Kepler 22b colony to New Earth and andromeda colonies to New Luna, Freedom's Shield and New Mars. Also change name of Martian colonies to Bastion. And Change government name to United Human Systems. And finally, build more colony fleets to send put to more solar systems.
[4] You fill out the required paperwork to name the Colonies and start the construction of more ITC ships.
ALLIED STATUS CONFIRMED: ICYTEA_
You may choose to request support/resources for a turn or ask for a '+1', at the risk of the people of your nation deciding to coup you in favour of them.
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Spoiler: Construction (click to show/hide)
Accept alliance with Tavik Toth. Get that life support up so we can breathe better. Work on enhancing industry and mining capabilities.
[5] You are informed that the life support was completed last turn, and you have doubled your industrial and mining productivity!
ALLIED STATUS CONFIRMED: TAVITH TOTH_
You may choose to request support/resources for a turn or ask for a '+1', at the risk of the people of your nation deciding to coup you in favour of them.
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Spoiler: Construction (click to show/hide)
Using my flames, bring myself back to life, Phoenix style.
[4] You are reborn... as a Pheonix. You are adopted by Dumbledore.
SUMMON THE MOB OF THE TWITCH HIVEMIND
[4] You summon a mob of normal people!
Create More accruite Dalek lasers.
[3] The Daleks are thrown off by your typo.
((So how does this poison ooze work? Is it like sweat, only a few drops at a time? Or is it basically flowing out of me?))
I have much work to be done, I look for easy ways to get a ship (and don't say use money).
[2] You accidentally wander onto one of Tavik Toth's colony ships.
NPC's
[3] Construction continues.
Galaxy Scanner
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[4] Chewbacca commandeers a derelict ARC Fighter from the clone wars.
[6] The Timelords freeze time around their world... including themselves. They are frozen in time!
[6] The Doctor reverses Polarity... time is four times as fast around and in Gallifrey!
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 16, 2014, 04:38:45 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 16, 2014, 04:39:18 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 16, 2014, 04:40:30 pm
Send out a Battlefleet to take out The Centauri.
[4] You send the remnants of the Lunar Fleet- you have not created any Battlefleet!
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 16, 2014, 04:42:54 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 16, 2014, 04:57:55 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 16, 2014, 06:55:28 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 16, 2014, 06:56:05 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 16, 2014, 06:58:55 pm
Oh god paradox!
I kick the paradox under the fridge!
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 16, 2014, 07:04:36 pm
((Is this recent roll of mine a good thing or a bad thing?))
I hijack the ship and insert a sample of my toxic skin into the oxygen system to make airborne and kill everyone on board.
((In hindsight, I should have had you enslaved by pirates. Welp.))
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 16, 2014, 11:02:30 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 17, 2014, 08:21:23 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on April 17, 2014, 09:22:31 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 18, 2014, 10:29:30 am
Build several BattleFleets and defence fleets. Also look into trans dimensional travel and/or magic on a asteroid as far away from the colonies as possible..
[5] You start the production of several fleets! [6] Your research of magic has enraged God! He destroys the research facility.
ALLIED STATUS CONFIRMED: ICYTEA_
You may choose to request support/resources for a turn or ask for a '+1', at the risk of the people of your nation deciding to coup you in favour of them.
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Found a soon-to-be megacorp named Galactic Enterprises and build a fancy headquarters in the colony. Start hiring.
[6] Your ambitions attract unwanted attention! Rival Companies bring your company to the ground and are eager to pull you from power!
ALLIED STATUS CONFIRMED: TAVITH TOTH_
You may choose to request support/resources for a turn or ask for a '+1', at the risk of the people of your nation deciding to coup you in favour of them.
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Spoiler: Construction (click to show/hide)
Build a city under the ocean
[3] You lack the resources! Perhaps a coup is in order?
Run away from Dumbledore. Become a pirate on Mars again.
[2] You are busy dying and being reborn again.
use a time machine and EXTERMINATE the doctor when he was a child!
[3] You don't know when he was born! Somehow the records of his existence were erased!
((Is this recent roll of mine a good thing or a bad thing?))
I hijack the ship and insert a sample of my toxic skin into the oxygen system to make it airborne and kill everyone on board.
[3] You realize your toxin isn't airborne. Opps
SPREAD MY FAITH
[5] The demoralized Centauri eagerly take up this religion!
NPC's
[1] Sabotage destroys the scanner!
Galaxy Scanner
[3] Chewbacca needs to repair his ship!
[3] The Timelords are baffled by this time field!
[6] The Doctor doubles the already rapid speed of time!
((I'll be posting the turn up tomorrow. What do you guys think I'm doing right and what should I work on?))((A menace to society and the galaxy that isn't the players might be a good start.))
((Hey! Beating Bay12 at it's own game isn't easy, you know! Everytime I raise a menace, someone coups it or rams the Moon into it... they do my job for me!
Edit:Spoiler Issue, fixed.))
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 18, 2014, 10:33:16 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 18, 2014, 10:44:38 am
Post by: poketwo on April 18, 2014, 10:50:37 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 18, 2014, 10:52:58 am
Coup Rapture
((Bioshock, right? Just checking to make sure- the context is right, but I know of a few places called 'Rapture'.))
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 18, 2014, 10:53:32 am
Post by: poketwo on April 18, 2014, 02:04:30 pm
YESCoup Rapture
((Bioshock, right? Just checking to make sure- the context is right, but I know of a few places called 'Rapture'.))
Post by: blazing glory on April 18, 2014, 06:12:05 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on April 19, 2014, 01:26:42 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 19, 2014, 05:20:27 pm
Continue researching trans dimensional travel and communications. Also, see if there are any other human colonies or stations left apart mine and icytea's
[3] You make the preparations to do so. Your I.T.C Ships are complete and ready for duty!
ALLIED STATUS CONFIRMED: ICYTEA_
You may choose to request support/resources for a turn or ask for a '+1', at the risk of the people of your nation deciding to coup you in favour of them.
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Build an orbital defense system and recruit a militia.
[5] Thanks to Tavik Toth's experience with designing and constructing orbital defenses, you complete then this turn! This leaves you with plenty of time to recruit a strong militia.
ALLIED STATUS CONFIRMED: TAVITH TOTH_
You may choose to request support/resources for a turn or ask for a '+1', at the risk of the people of your nation deciding to coup you in favour of them.
Spoiler: Bonuses (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Construction (click to show/hide)
Kill Dumbledore.
[2] He is off on 'important business'. Yeah, right.
Coup Rapture
[4] You can't coup Rapture- you are Andrew Ryans! You are already in charge!
Coup Rapture
((Careful, Andrew Ryan and Atlas might not take kindly to this action.))
Lock the doors to the room I'm in and flush oxygen out of the rest of the ship, and I assume that because I'm undead or tainted by dark forces I don't need oxygen, right?
[6] You kill everyone except for yourself! Unfortunately, you are flash frozen- you secrete a poisonous slime, you didn't stop and think that it could freeze? Shame on you!
Convince my fellow Daleks that we need to obtain a TARDIS
[4] You convince them to look into the matter. They start searching for a Tardis!
TURN DALEKS INTO MISSIONARIES! THEY WILL SPREAD THE TRUE FAITH!
[3] You don't know how to even contact them, let alone convert them...
NPC's
[1] Attempts to find the saboteurs only end in catastrophe! The populace begins to question those in charge!
Galaxy Scanner
[6] Chewbacca completes his modifications on the Arc Fighter, making it capable of taking out entire civilizations! To bad he forgot to lock the cockpit- it has been commandeered by a mysterious Rouge Space Marine!
[1] The Time Lords crash time and space itself! It needs to be rebooted our the universe will implode!
[2] The Doctor is baffled by this anomalous event!
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 19, 2014, 05:23:21 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 19, 2014, 06:17:25 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 19, 2014, 06:53:46 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 19, 2014, 11:32:22 pm
Help time lords reboot time and space. Also send out I.T.C ships to different universes.Assist action with whatever I have.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 19, 2014, 11:54:22 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 21, 2014, 12:22:31 pm
Help time lords reboot time and space. Also send out I.T.C ships to different universes.
[1+Icytea6=7] You hasten the end of th-
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The Universe crashed, but the Doctor escapes. Of course. But little does he know that he brings something along for the ride... the very thing responsible for everything leading up to the fall of time and space...
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Post by: Tavik Toth on April 21, 2014, 12:24:28 pm
Coup Lunar Colonies!Help time lords reboot time and space. Also send out I.T.C ships to different universes.
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The Universe crashed, but the Doctor escapes. Of course. But little does he know that he brings something along for the ride... the very thing responsible for everything leading up to the fall of time and space...PICK A COUNTRY, ANY COUNTRYSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 21, 2014, 12:29:15 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 21, 2014, 12:49:29 pm
Coup Poland.
Post by: TamerVirus on April 21, 2014, 12:56:58 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 21, 2014, 04:20:13 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 21, 2014, 05:17:45 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 21, 2014, 05:19:16 pm
Terraform Pluto and coup it, then blow up earth, because it's going to happen sometime.
(( Well. If Earth is destroyed on the first turn, I'll be heavily impressed. If you get a 6, you will hate me. In fact, you may try to shoot me in the Pancreas.))
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 25, 2014, 01:10:58 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on May 11, 2014, 03:20:54 pm
(( Hey, I can't set off my already-in-motion plan if this game ends now! Someone,hijackcoup this if the GM doesn't do anything! Please!))
((Fixed, and sorry for the delay. The full explanation on why I may be a little slower to update is on my Gunpunk RTD, but to sum it up: Technology has a bad sense of humour.))
San Marino.
[2] God has a niggling feeling that this would be bad news somehow, and interferes. Divine intervention, literally! He is also wondering where this divine popcorn littering the fabric of existence cane from...
Coup Lunar Colonies!
[4] You have couped the Lunar Colonies! You have a major case of Deja Vu and a major case of Xenophobia (a fear of aliens).
((Just. As. Planned.))
Coup Poland.
((But perhaps it wasn't your plan. MEAHAHAHA.))
Micronesia!
[4] You coup Micronesia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micronesia)! Good for you.
Terraform Pluto and coup it, then blow up earth, because it's going to happen sometime.
[2] Apparently the Lunar Colonies has a claim of some sort on Pluto. And has you under house arrest.
Coup the universe next door.
[1] You opened the door to Cthulhu's Realm. Now you are dead, and Cthulhu and The Lord are at war. Good Job. You may have either entirely changed the 'plot' or sped it a few millennia.
Coup Rapture
[5] You coup the entirety of the worlds oceans, including Rapture! You, having a strange sense of humour, insist on being called 'The Big Daddy'. Because why not?
((WARNING:I HAVE NO IDEA WHEN I'M GOING TO BE ON NEXT DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
As of now, I note that since this is a Roll to Coup, you can attempt to coup me. Please make my death... interesting. So I have reason to coup you in turn when I resolve the difficulties.))
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 11, 2014, 03:22:49 pm
And actually, everything is going according to plan.
Post by: Tavik Toth on May 11, 2014, 03:23:32 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 11, 2014, 10:10:18 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on May 18, 2014, 09:03:02 am
I said, COUP POLAND!
And actually, everything is going according to plan.
[5] You coup Poland, and because you were in the mood for delicious irony, invade Germany.
Build Defence network.
[6] The Alpha Centauri have arrived early and taken over construction of the Defense Network!
Use random household objects to speak to heaven, ask to be they're divine champion, complete with supernatural powers.
[1] You light yourself on fire while chatting with the toaster. One could say you are toast.
[2] All your reincarnate forms will have a paralyzing phobia of toasters.
Take revenge on God by couping Vatican.
[4] You coup Mecca. Meh, close enough- same god.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 18, 2014, 09:17:33 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 18, 2014, 09:23:26 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on May 18, 2014, 09:35:36 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on May 18, 2014, 11:35:12 pm
Grant myself a 5 on all rolls, forever.
The GM is a Literal Genie. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LiteralGenie) You may not see the threat yet, but if the dice are unkind...
Also, the GM reserves the right to exercise the use of The Evil Overlord List (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList) at their discretion. Of course, I tell you this in an attempt to take the chaos Up to Eleven. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UpToEleven) Any attempts at trying to go to Twelve may or may not possibly result in mutations, insanity, death, Eldritch Possessions, Critical Existence Failures, or even the attemptee being declared a Iron Buttmonkey (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IronButtmonkey), all on the whim and fancy of the GM's interpretation of the dice. Any attempts to go to thirteen would probably not be recognized until such time that it already has consequences.
Batman & Xanatos Gambits will be graded on an individual basis, with the GM reserving the right to re-grade if they realize that the Gambit is, unlike previously believed, still ongoing, or its intended goal was different than what was initially assumed.
The mutual destruction of the Moon & Earth is considered a 10.5, the destruction of the universe a 8 because it was entirely expected, but given a bonus 1.5 because I expected it to take longer. Just to give you a reference point.
Weaponisation of Game Mechanics and features is expected, encouraged and even welcomed as a test of my creativity and will, if the dice allow, richly rewarded. The definition of 'reward' may vary case to case, and may or may not result in a negative manner.
You have been warned.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 18, 2014, 11:53:41 pm
Grant myself a 5 on all rolls, forever.((The problem with this is, this could be interpreted as 5's on all rolls concerning you. That includes attack rolls against you.))
Post by: TalonisWolf on June 06, 2014, 04:15:00 pm
Expand my coup to the rest of Saudi-Arabia.
[4] You succeed. Oil Monarch for the win!
Grant myself a 5 on all rolls, forever.
[6]
Grant myself a 5 on all rolls, forever.((The problem with this is, this could be interpreted as 5's on all rolls concerning you. That includes attack rolls against you.))
'nought said, and then some.
Have the Alpha Centauri finish the network then take it back.
[5] You take over just as they finish, utterly destroying the majority of their fleet. They resort to guerrilla tactics until they can get reinforcements.
Focus on the flames and use it's connection with the underworld to become the unholy second in command to the demonic plane.
[1] You are now Satans second pair of Slippers.
Post by: Tavik Toth on June 06, 2014, 04:57:10 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 07, 2014, 02:20:56 am
Post by: Nosaneinme on June 07, 2014, 02:58:55 am
(THAT RIGHT)
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 07, 2014, 03:39:23 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 07, 2014, 03:41:07 am
COUP MORDOR
(THAT RIGHT)
Coup Gondor.
Post by: TalonisWolf on June 08, 2014, 01:44:53 am
Destroy rest of Alpha Centauri forces.
[6] You destroy the whole entire Alpha Centuari Galaxy... including those colonies you had there. Opps?
Do my duty as demonic slippers.
[6] The stench of demonic feet knocks you out cold, but at least the demon is comfortable.
Take the US hostage with an oil embargo, proclaim that we have nuclear weapons.
[3] You are held up by greedy western oil companies.
COUP MORDOR
(THAT RIGHT)
[5] You are Sauron, complete with the Ring of Power and the new, improved Nazgul- with increased competence!
Become invulnerable.
[6] You are invulnerable to being alive and living. You are therefore DEAD.
COUP MORDOR
(THAT RIGHT)
Coup Gondor.
[3] You need the The Broken Blade, Flame of the West to be reforged. Suck it up, prince.
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 08, 2014, 01:47:58 am
I'll be on a trek from 9th June to 14th, don't expect any posts from me during that time.
Post by: TalonisWolf on June 08, 2014, 01:49:24 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 08, 2014, 01:49:49 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on June 08, 2014, 06:28:06 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on June 08, 2014, 12:00:07 pm
Actually build some nuclear weapons and point them at the oil companies.
[3] Scientists are all recovering from hangovers. Saudi Arabia isn't known for R&D for a reason, you know.
Go on a big 'ol quest to get the Broken sword fixed.
[5] The Elves fix it and give it the added bonus of being able to blast out dragon fire thanks to some Smaug bits Bilbo had.
Be nice fuzzy demonic slippers.
[4] You at least don't complain about the stench, unlike those other slippers. You are now the demon's favorite pair of slippers- he calls you Andrew, and sews on nice fluffy bunny ears.
Colonise Mars.
[1] You destroy Mars with sabotaged Terraforming tech. You may have destroyed Alpha Centauri, but they still have some survivors in this system it appears.
Post by: Tavik Toth on June 08, 2014, 12:54:44 pm
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 08, 2014, 01:00:04 pm
Post by: Nosaneinme on June 08, 2014, 01:57:03 pm
My make sure ORC,Dark elves,uruk hai are see loyal to me and spread more to kingdoms to men
However I make sure All there Building are intact and There Woman were Breeder for more orc to come.
All I Rule all of kingdoms of man make sure that Leave men alive.
See if rule by orcs.
First Edict
Post by: TalonisWolf on June 08, 2014, 02:43:43 pm
Rebuild Mars. Then colonise it.
*sigh*
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 08, 2014, 03:37:30 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on June 08, 2014, 04:35:58 pm
Rebuild Mars. Then colonise it.
[6] You rebuild it at the height of the Martian Empire. Which is incredibly power & xenophobic.
For some reason, all your attempts at colonizing are being mysteriously replaced with smoking craters.
SNORT DEMON SKIN
[2] You have no nose.
Fuff:First Change my Armor into Black Robe I mean Do really need armor
My make sure ORC,Dark elves,uruk hai are see loyal to me and spread more to kingdoms to men
However I make sure All there Building are intact and There Woman were Breeder for more orc to come.
All I Rule all of kingdoms of man make sure that Leave men alive.
See if rule by orcs.
First Edict
USE BOLD, YOU CRETIN. -1 TO YOUR ROLL. :P
[2-1=1] Your lack of armour gets you killed as Orc Culture despises this thing called 'Loyalty' and seeks to eliminate you for trying to get them 'infected'.
Now be as comfortable as I can.
[5] The demon is impressed with your loyalty, unlike those Orcs that other dude was dealing with, and grants you demon form. Which is ALOT more confortable than being slippers.
Reincarnation!
[4] You are reborn. Literally. As a albino human baby girl.
Post by: blazing glory on June 08, 2014, 05:39:45 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on June 08, 2014, 07:17:56 pm
See if I've got horns, hooves, and one of those nifty tails.
[1]
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Coup Gondor.
[4] You are declared the King!
Post by: Tavik Toth on June 09, 2014, 09:37:53 pm
Post by: blazing glory on June 09, 2014, 10:12:04 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 10, 2014, 12:36:33 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 10, 2014, 01:09:18 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on June 19, 2014, 12:59:48 pm
((Sooo... I'm a fox demon imp thing?))
Go and play with Mister Satan.
((A cute fox demon imp minion. Not the most useful/fearsome form...))
[5] You and Satan play 'Pillage and burn several countries'! You manage to put together a cult and pillage a few ancient sites, increasing your power- you can now breath noxious, highly flammable fog!
Lets Mars invade Earth.
[4] You begin your invasion. Pew Pew! +1 to your attack! [Attack roll:3+1]
Fire the R&D team. Aren't Muslims forbidden from drinking alcohol? Set tariffs on oil and prepare for an imminent invasion.
[4] After leaving your labs in disorder, they quit and leave. You prepare for the invasion. +1 to defense. [Defense Roll:1+1=2]
Attacker Defender
4 2
The Invaders have established a beachhead in Suadi Arabia, Canada, and Australia!
Start gathering forces to prepare for Mordor,send messages to Rohan,the Dwarves,and the Elves telling them that we need to gather together.
[5] You gather your forces, send the messages... only to find that they took advantage of you 'luring' the forces of Mordor out to attack the Black Gates.
They tell you that they wouldn't mind your help, and ask if you happen to know where the Ring of Power happens to be?
Age naturally.
[6] You naturally die of old age. Popcorn?
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 19, 2014, 01:02:03 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on June 19, 2014, 01:03:31 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 19, 2014, 01:15:41 pm
Order the army to defend, except an air squadron, which will launch a counterattack, led by me. Land on the mothership of the Invaders, plug my laptop in and bring it down via my awesome hacking skills. Then get back in my plane and escape before the boom.
Post by: NAV on June 19, 2014, 03:13:39 pm
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 19, 2014, 03:15:15 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 19, 2014, 03:16:57 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on June 19, 2014, 03:44:12 pm
Become God(dess) of Magic.
[5] You ARE magic. You are the Force. You are energy. You are REALLY annoyed with Godzilla consuming part of you.
I expected Americans, not Martians, but eh, time to defend. Maybe the America would appreciate if it didn't have to save the day for once?
Order the army to defend, except an air squadron, which will launch a counterattack, led by me. Land on the mothership of the Invaders, plug my laptop in and bring it down via my awesome hacking skills. Then get back in my plane and escape before the boom.
[4] You get on board the mothership, but realize you lack epic hacking skills. Your presence is not yet detected, and your communications to earth are cut off. What now, mighty leader?
Isnt it the Martians that are invading? If it's my nation, defeat the defenders.
((By saying you let them invade Earth, you made that your turn. You 'aided' them in the eyes of the earthbound nations.))
[6] You know it's not your nation, but decide to help out anyways- this is the last straw for the earthlings, prompting a coordinated launch of the entire planets nuclear arsenal. On the bright side, it's split between you and the Martians, and your defence system should knock the majority out.
Now stab Satan in the back so I can take his place as ruler of the underworld.
[1] Even you should know that stabbing Satan merely pisses him off- you are now his Fur Hat.
Canada
You coup Canada, reorganizing it's government to [your choice of government here].
Attack Tokyo since I'm godzilla, last time I checked.
[5] You spontaneously appear in Tokyo and decimate it, consuming all the power from the electrical grid! You have absolutely no idea how that works, but figure it will come in handy.
Post by: Tavik Toth on June 19, 2014, 03:46:57 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 19, 2014, 03:50:27 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on June 19, 2014, 03:53:08 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on June 19, 2014, 03:53:57 pm
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 19, 2014, 03:54:42 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 19, 2014, 04:01:33 pm
Post by: NAV on June 19, 2014, 04:05:41 pm
This is Canada's new government.
Post by: TalonisWolf on June 19, 2014, 04:09:28 pm
((What trope would I be?))((Depends on what your characters ultimate goal/s are. PM me those so the others don't know, or go on a TVTrope session. And manage to get out...))
Ninja'd:
All legal documents and laws and taxes and stuff are to be be kept on a wiki. Anyone can submit edits to the wiki, and then citizens upvote or downvote the edits. Every thursday, the votes are counted, and any edits with more positive than negative are made official. Absolutely nothing is set in stone.
This is Canada's new government.
((Annnnnd... your turn? That form of government gets my nod of approval, though.))
Post by: NAV on June 19, 2014, 04:19:54 pm
((I just noticed that you're canadian too, Talonis. :D))
Post by: blazing glory on June 19, 2014, 06:51:16 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 20, 2014, 12:05:27 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on June 28, 2014, 01:34:07 pm
Shoot the nukes down. Or deflect them depending on the missile.
[1] You are nuked. Your home is a crater so radioactive that mankind is considering using it's remains as nuclear fuel.
Be extra snugly.
[5] ((Annnd The Starscream strikes again!)) He forgets why he'd originally cursed you to begin with and returns you to your original form for being so snugly.
Destroy Godzilla. Get back the part of me he ate.
Become immune to puny magic.
[4] vs. [5]
On one hand, Godzilla is immune to all magical attacks. Unfortunately for Godzilla, however, his opponent is:
[5] You ARE magic. You are the Force. You are energy. You are REALLY annoyed with Godzilla consuming part of you.
This means that it goes and scientifically severs the charges holding your atomic structure together.
... but apparently your consciousness is not considered 'energy', so you continue to spiritually devastate Tokyo.
Annex Greenland.
((I just noticed that you're canadian too, Talonis. :D))
((Stand strong and free, brother! :) ))
[3] You are busy dealing with cyber warfare against an unknown entity.
Start looking around for any suspious looking children,a fat one and a scrawny one.
[2] You rid Middle Earth of all pickpockets, but you do not find anything. Continue the search?
Find the thermal exhaust port, throw a bag of explosives in, get back in my plane and fly off, then press the button to blow up the mothership. This better work...
[3] You are lost. But at least Alien Popcorn tastes good.
Spoiler: Character TVTropes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tavik Toth on June 28, 2014, 01:35:48 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 28, 2014, 02:17:40 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 28, 2014, 02:18:08 pm
Post by: Playergamer on June 28, 2014, 02:20:18 pm
Post by: NAV on June 28, 2014, 02:28:41 pm
Post by: blazing glory on June 28, 2014, 04:09:57 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 02, 2014, 01:51:21 pm
Coup Remnants of Lunar Colonies.
[3] Popcorn.
Find my way to the bridge and coup the mothership. Eh, sometimes you need to be audacious.
[6] They coup your body and soul, which means that you are trapped in your own body as they destroy your home. #NightmareFuel
Tear apart Godzilla's mind.
[3] Being consumed is distracting.
Coup New Netherlands (Mars)
[5] You ARE Mars. Your influence directly influences/controls every thing which touches your soil.
Politely ask the cyberwarrior to stop hacking Canada.
[4] He politely agrees and admits to being a Maple Leafs Fan.
Teleport satan out of reality to takeover the underworld.
[1] Turns out that you were under the misconception that Hell was in the same Reality as Earth.
This mistake causes the Multiverse to consume you and split your energies into several thousand pocket realities, each of which becomes the dumping ground of things even Eldritch beings fear.
yes.
[2] I pronounce you and Gandalf husband and ?wife?. Oh, Gandalf is a horrible husband- always traveling, coming home only when he brings his gang of ruffians and drunken midgets.
Post by: Playergamer on July 02, 2014, 01:52:46 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 02, 2014, 01:56:27 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 02, 2014, 02:53:08 pm
Spoiler: Optional Haiku battle (click to show/hide)
Post by: blazing glory on July 02, 2014, 05:51:31 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on July 02, 2014, 05:55:55 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 02, 2014, 09:55:53 pm
Pardon?
((You got a three, nothing happened.))
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 03, 2014, 08:01:39 pm
Build a grand Martian Civilization under me!
[3] Apparently you are preoccupied with playing planetary chess against the other planets.
Completely obliterate Godzilla's mind.
[2] There are no more energy sources around Godzilla, which means you have no presence there. Even solar energy is consumed!
Return to being satan's slippers.
[1] You can't- you are too spread out across the multiverse, merely having a consciousness is a battle. The Double Eldritchs don't help matters at all by making you question your very existence, sanity, and immorality.
Pull out the Heroic Willpower (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeroicWillpower) card and fight off the Invaders, Kingdom Hearts -style.Spoiler: Optional Haiku battle (click to show/hide)
[2] The invaders are trained to negate Heroic Willpower by a Genre Savvy (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenreSavvy) Leader, who seems to predict your every move...
Take all of Gandalf's powers.
[5] You absorb Gandalf into your body, his consciousness becoming one with your own! You look through his knowledge and realize that the Ring of Power was buried in the foundations of Midas Tirith, The White City! Now, how to get it without looking like the bad guy...
Pardon?
[4] You receive one Pardon Coupon, eligible for the Pardon of a Bad Roll or All Crimes*!
The definition of 'Bad Roll' and 'Crime' may vary from Region to Region. May not be recognized in certain realities. Rendered void if a player can correctly guess my Real Name. If used to pardon a Bad Roll, retcon may worsen your situation. The GM is not responsible for the events, effects, and maladies caused by the use of this coupon.
Post by: blazing glory on July 03, 2014, 08:22:17 pm
Send agents to look for a hidden entrance,in the meantime wage a crusade against the GM.
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 03, 2014, 10:02:40 pm
((It's spelt Minas Tirith! You are a heretic! We must cleanse Middle Earth of people like you!))
Send agents to look for a hidden entrance,in the meantime wage a crusade against the GM.
((Barrgh, I was even spelling from my copy of Return of the King and I still messed it up.))
B N M A
I T N, O
G I T L.
R O R
Spoiler: This is when I am merely 'inconvenienced', fool. (click to show/hide)
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 04, 2014, 01:45:12 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 04, 2014, 02:21:52 am
Reveal that as I distracted the Invaders, my comrades from the air squadron set the bombs and ae ready to blow them up any second now. Laugh as everything turns into fire. 1 point for invoking a Deus Ex Machina, 2 points for luck.
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 04, 2014, 08:58:10 pm
Reform myself as an Eldritch mist that can drive anyone that sees me insane.
[2] Such a form is beyond your comprehension, obviously.
((It's spelt Minas Tirith! You are a heretic! We must cleanse Middle Earth of people like you!))
Send agents to look for a hidden entrance,in the meantime wage a crusade against the GM.
[1 vs. 1] We release so much power that or consciousness becomes one! This means that we both have limited control of the same host... and can interfere with each other's actions!
Fortunately, I have a back-up copy/clone consciousness. I have recursive back-ups, in fact.
Meh. Create an order of Jedi, complete with Lightsabers and access to the Force to do my bidding.
[3] You don't understand aspects of your existence yourself, how do you train an Order to use an aspect that itself doesn't understand!?
Genre Savviness doesn't exactly help against Heroic Willpower, as you'll have to get the hero inside the Despair Event Horizon (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DespairEventHorizon) to beat it, which requires a lot.
Reveal that as I distracted the Invaders, my comrades from the air squadron set the bombs and ae ready to blow them up any second now. Laugh as everything turns into fire. 1 point for invoking a Deus Ex Machina, 2 points for luck.
[4]You succeed, but you realize that you are dead as well, killed in the ensuing explosion.
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 05, 2014, 12:07:34 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 05, 2014, 02:13:49 am
Teach them magic, then.
Post by: blazing glory on July 05, 2014, 02:51:06 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 05, 2014, 10:33:05 am
Turn into the avatar of magic, able to control the arcane with a mere thought.
[6] You become a avatar of magic, which means you are under BlitzDungeoneer's control. As he actually is magic.
Respawn. Attend my previous character's memorial service.
[2] It appears that the new leader forbid anyone giving you a burial service on pain of death. How rude! Ungrateful little swine! (You respawn.)
((Wait, so are the Jedi created and can't use the Force or....?))
Teach them magic, then.
[6] You teach them the Arts of Magic and the Arcane... they proceed to want more, become Sith, and declare war against you.
Eh?
[4] EHHHHH MY BROTHER! *Bearhugged by massive half-brother*
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 05, 2014, 10:34:24 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on July 05, 2014, 11:38:42 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 05, 2014, 12:16:23 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 08, 2014, 04:23:47 pm
Tear 'em apart the way I did Godzilla.
[3] You are distracted by DF2014
Coup the Multiversal Alliance.
[2] You are unable to gain any ground against the Multiversal Alliance.
Return as a violent ghost for not being entombed or properly memorialized with a slab.
[5] You return as a violent ghost with reality-warping POWAR.
Rip the magical abilities away from the sith to enhance my own power.
You have gained dark and forbidding power! But Power corrupts, and dark powers more so... (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoManShouldHaveThisPower)
[6] A mysterious entity reveals itself for the first time!
DF2014 Bugs
HP: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
[CAN_LEARN][SENTIENT]
[CORRUPTS_SAVES]
[KILLS_HARDDRIVE]
[MALICIOUS]
[WARPS_REALITY]
[HATES_PLAYER]
Post by: Tavik Toth on July 08, 2014, 04:24:41 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 08, 2014, 04:26:44 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 09, 2014, 01:19:10 am
Post by: blazing glory on July 09, 2014, 01:37:12 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 09, 2014, 01:52:37 am
Coup Universal Alliance.
[1] Your attempts to coup have destroyed the Universal Alliance! The Multiverse is at war!
Attempt to re-create the Magic Jedi.
[6] You have created the Jedi! Unfortunately, they recognize that you are evil and seal you away for millenniums...
You have been attacked by DF2014 Bugs using Attack: 6! CATSPLOSION gives you a -2 on your next roll!
Use my new magical capabilities to recreate the sith as a race of golems that follow my every command, besides that and them being able to use magic they should be the same.
[5] They are you. You are them. The DarkGolem Hivemind is all yours.
Summon the Mantis to eat all the bugs. And soem people, if possible.
[2] You realize that these are computer bugs, and that a Mantis would be most ineffective.
Kill half-brother.
[4] You hire the Rabbits Creed, to excellent results.
[Target Select:2 Attack:6] BlitzDungeoneer has been hit by CATSPLOSION!
DF2014 Bugs
HP: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
[CAN_LEARN][SENTIENT]
[CORRUPTS_SAVES]
[KILLS_HARDDRIVE]
[MALICIOUS]
[WARPS_REALITY]
[HATES_PLAYER]
Edit: Forgot Stuff. !yrros ma yllear I
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 09, 2014, 03:24:59 am
Get in The Machine and magically work the problems away.
Post by: Tavik Toth on July 09, 2014, 06:45:29 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 09, 2014, 11:30:23 pm
Post by: blazing glory on July 09, 2014, 11:42:09 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 10, 2014, 01:28:22 pm
((I did mean this (http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/my_view_page.php) particular kind of Mantis, but eh, I failed my roll.))
Get in The Machine and magically work the problems away.
[3] What machine?
You have been attacked by DF2014 Bugs using Attack: 4! You are trapped in a corrupted save! Your action will be swapped with one by another player!
Have my minions go to war with the Jedi, they cannot be allowed to live!
[1] The Sith are hunted down with Order 67! Why did Palpatine create this order, anyways? Was he in a bout of depression or something?
Coup Universal Empire.
[4] There is nothing to coup? Pfft. Now there is. Somehow.
Break out of the seal.
[2] You trip a booby trap and are drowned in popcorn- why is it always popcorn?!
Summon Toady one and point out all the bugs!
[1-2=-1] Toady One thinks you're a spambot and annihilates you!
[Target Select:1 Attack:4]
IcyTea is trapped in a Corrupted Save!
DF2014 Bugs
HP: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
[CAN_LEARN][SENTIENT]
[CORRUPTS_SAVES]
[KILLS_HARDDRIVE]
[MALICIOUS]
[WARPS_REALITY]
[HATES_PLAYER]
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 10, 2014, 01:30:52 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 10, 2014, 02:48:49 pm
Do the most sane thing to do in my current situation that will leave me better off with little risk.
Post by: Tavik Toth on July 10, 2014, 03:43:05 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 10, 2014, 05:59:33 pm
I meant becoming the "Ghost in the Machine", i.e. the magical spirit that makes electronics work as per Clarke's third law. Looks like I got what I wanted.
Using some programming technobabble, filter the software dump to prevent a buffer overflow, thus leaving plenty of cache for the save to stop being corrupted.
ERROR: MOVE SWAP OCCURS BEFORE ALL PLAYER ACTIONS. DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE Y/N?
Post by: blazing glory on July 10, 2014, 07:37:46 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 12, 2014, 12:43:14 am
Next turn, rolls will be like so: 1=6, 2=5, 3=3, 4=6
ADD [SPEED:1] TO DF BUGS RAWFILE
[5] You almost make the mistake of using the old [SPEED:#] tag before remembering that it's been replaced with the more complicated [GAIT: (Stuffs)], and proceed to give them the tag [GAIT:SUPERSPEED], allowing the Bugs to attack twice per turn starting next turn!
(( You knew that the good ol' [SPEED:1] actually increases speed, right? See this DFWiki article. (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Speed)))
Assassinate Palpatine for acting against the best interests of the sith while I rebuild my lost armies.
[5] You kill Palpatine yourself, steal all his POWAR, and discover that he conveniently left a massive hidden Sith Army. Guess he was getting rid of the competition.
[SWAPROLL:5] Your action is swapped with Blazing Glory's!
Fix the bugs myself! Starting with the corrupted save.
[3] Your CPU's Battery is dead, you replace the battery.
Status Sheets for all factions!
[4] ...curses. How do you want these done? PM me a general idea or, god forbid, a Copy-Paste Template. Gasp, I know, too easy right? :P
Do the most sane thing to do in my current situation that will leave me better off with little risk.
[4] You throw a !!Pigtail Fibre Sock!! at the Bugs, resolving five of them!
[Target Select: 3 Attack Roll: 2] IcyTea is Sober! ((Poor IcyTea... see if you can guess how the target select works.))
DF2014 Bugs
HP: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
[CAN_LEARN][SENTIENT]
[CORRUPTS_SAVES]
[KILLS_HARDDRIVE]
[MALICIOUS]
[WARPS_REALITY]
[HATES_PLAYER]
[GAIT:SUPERSPEED] ((Starting next turn, the bugs can do two attacks a turn.))
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 12, 2014, 12:45:38 am
(( You knew that the good ol' [SPEED:1] actually increases speed, right? See this DFWiki article. (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Speed)))
yes
yes i do
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 12, 2014, 02:33:46 am
Duplicate the raws. Let's make this a bit more interesting...
Summon Linus Torvalds. He'll know what to do.
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 12, 2014, 10:39:31 am
1/6 chance of 3, 2/6 chance of 5, and 3/6 chance of 6, exclusive? I've played with worse odds.
Duplicate the raws. Let's make this a bit more interesting...
No no no, rolling a one will have the effect of a six and vice versa, rolling a two will have the effect of a five and vice versa, etc.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 12, 2014, 01:15:34 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 12, 2014, 01:17:28 pm
1=6, 2=5, 3=3, 4=6I assumed this implied 5 and 6 to be as usual. So, the 4=6 is a typo, then?
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 12, 2014, 01:24:14 pm
It's a tantrum, it isn't supposed to make sense.
Post by: poketwo on July 12, 2014, 04:26:39 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 13, 2014, 08:35:50 pm
1=6, 2=5, 3=3, 4=6
THE GM WILL TAKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT FOR THE LULZ SINCE YOU DIDN'T POST A ACTION!
yes
yes i do
[
"Do you want to be vaporized?"
"yes. yes i do"
"Your wish is my command."
*sound of sizzling flesh*
1/6 chance of 3, 2/6 chance of 5, and 3/6 chance of 6, exclusive? I've played with worse odds.
Duplicate the raws. Let's make this a bit more interesting...
Summon Linus Torvalds. He'll know what to do.
[
HE SERVES ME NOW! MWAHAHAHAHA! THE BUGS HAVE CORRUPTED ALL LINUX SYSTEMS! THEY HAVE GAINED 3HP!
Break the hell out!
[
Use my sith army to construct a space station that acts as a gateway between reality and the realms where the old ones are kept.
[3] You begin the preparations for such a task, but it's still only at paper. Surprisingly, beings of darkness, ambition and immorality are quite corrupt, and really interfere with your progress.
USE THE RESOURCES OF RAPTURE TO FIX THE BUGS
[3] You begin a recruiting campaign to create a team of debuggers. Unfortunately, they are busy running away FROM THE HORDE OF SPLICERS. But that isn't your problem... Right?
Annnnnnd Rapture is being attacked by Exploding Birds... Courtesy of DF2014 BUGS! You are welcome. Oh, you're also SOBER.
[Target Rolls:
[Attack Rolls:
DF2014 Bugs
HP: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
[CAN_LEARN][SENTIENT]
[CORRUPTS_SAVES]
[KILLS_HARDDRIVE]
[MALICIOUS]
[WARPS_REALITY]
[HATES_PLAYER]
[GAIT:SUPERSPEED] ((Bugs can do two attacks a turn.))
[LINUX_CORRUPTER]
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 13, 2014, 10:59:06 pm
Also, at this rate DF2014 will get a physical form and start couping stuff left, right and center. In fact, that's what one of it's attacks does- and there are only two unknown attacks left...
Hehe.
And last BUT NOT LEAST,this video describes Dwarf Fortress pretty damn well, (http://youtu.be/ytWz0qVvBZ0) I pretty well consider it the music theme. Thought I'd share the awesome!))
Post by: blazing glory on July 13, 2014, 11:45:28 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 14, 2014, 01:18:24 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on July 14, 2014, 10:01:30 am
((Tavith Toth, if you're around, what exactly do you want on the faction status sheets?
Also, at this rate DF2014 will get a physical form and start couping stuff left, right and center. In fact, that's what one of it's attacks does- and there are only two unknown attacks left...
Hehe.
And last BUT NOT LEAST,this video describes Dwarf Fortress pretty damn well, (http://youtu.be/ytWz0qVvBZ0) I pretty well consider it the music theme. Thought I'd share the awesome!))
Name:
Population:
Military Size:
Territory:
Allies:
Enemies:
Revert rolls back to normal!
Post by: poketwo on July 14, 2014, 10:25:52 am
((Tavith Toth, if you're around, what exactly do you want on the faction status sheets?((It even shows how dumb the AI is!!! For letting the goblins a way in.))
Also, at this rate DF2014 will get a physical form and start couping stuff left, right and center. In fact, that's what one of it's attacks does- and there are only two unknown attacks left...
Hehe.
And last BUT NOT LEAST,this video describes Dwarf Fortress pretty damn well, (http://youtu.be/ytWz0qVvBZ0) I pretty well consider it the music theme. Thought I'd share the awesome!))
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 14, 2014, 10:58:47 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 14, 2014, 09:30:37 pm
Start building the space station.
[
Spoiler: Construction (click to show/hide)
Drink beer and no longer be sober!
[
DROP THE BEAT.
[6] You drop a beat-down on yourself... you literally best yourself to unconsciousness. Yikes. If you had a physical form, you'd be dead!
Revert rolls back to normal!
[2] You were beat to it.
YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A CORRUPT SAVE! YOUR ACTION WILL BE SWAPPED WITH THAT OF ANOTHER PLAYER!
Attempt to escape again.
[5] You figured out how to incorporate the seal into your form! As long as your foes don't break The Infinity Seal of RTD you will be invincible!
YOU HAVE BEEN HIT BY ATTACK 5: SUMMON TOADY ONE! [HEADS(1)] HE CREATES A BUG FIX, THE BUGS ARE HURT! (-10 HP)
Spoiler: DF2014 Bugs (click to show/hide)
What are the chances of getting 4, 5 twice in a row?))Spoiler: Factions (click to show/hide)
Edit: Any questions, comments or concerns about the status sheets?
EditEdit: I'm a moron, see posts below between me & blazing glory.
Post by: blazing glory on July 14, 2014, 09:33:27 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 14, 2014, 11:39:55 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 15, 2014, 12:10:42 am
Come straight back from the dead and mod the DF2014 bugs to have the [CRAZED] tag!
Check the Factions tab. You are recorded as '...Alive?'
Actually, here's a copy of your faction status sheet:
Spoiler: Your Faction (click to show/hide)
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 15, 2014, 12:15:35 am
Post by: blazing glory on July 15, 2014, 12:54:49 am
Come straight back from the dead and mod the DF2014 bugs to have the [CRAZED] tag!
Check the Factions tab. You are recorded as '...Alive?'
Actually, here's a copy of your faction status sheet:Spoiler: Your Faction (click to show/hide)
Then I don't need to come back from the dead even though you said I died of alcohol poisoning.
Post by: Tavik Toth on July 15, 2014, 06:48:58 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 15, 2014, 10:00:48 am
Come straight back from the dead and mod the DF2014 bugs to have the [CRAZED] tag!
Check the Factions tab. You are recorded as '...Alive?'
Actually, here's a copy of your faction status sheet:Spoiler: Your Faction (click to show/hide)
Then I don't need to come back from the dead even though you said I died of alcohol poisoning.
...riiiigght. My bad. I'll fix that status right now in my notes.
This is proof the GM isn't always right, I guess...
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 15, 2014, 10:55:22 pm
Come straight back from the dead and mod the DF2014 bugs to have the [CRAZED] tag!
[4] You come straight back from the dead, but you will have to reaffirm your role amongst Middle Earth. Your respawn has the consequence of driving the bugs [CRAZED]!
Claim the galaxy that my space station is in.
[3] You are preoccupied with annoying Labour Strikes, but at least construction continues at its current pace... that is, very slowly. If you don't get results soon, you may have to deal with Civil War...
Try to create loyal minions for myself again.
[2] Dreams of Power and Greed make for disloyal servants, apparently. Perhaps you should take a different approach.
You are being attacked by Exploding Birds, courtesy of DF2014 Bugs.
((Both players who've been hit by this attack have been nearly immune, one lives in a underwater colony nowheres near penguins the other is composed of energy. Argh.))
Shake the unconsciousness off. Remove [GAIT:SUPERSPEED] from the bugs.
[4] You regain consciousness and [3] Do not know how to mod DF at the moment.
Fix the Save!
Swap with: [6] ERROR: NO SIXTH PLAYER ACTION. SWAP WITH FIFTH: TAVITH TOTH_
SWAP CANCELED: REDUNDANT
Fix the Save!
[5] You fix the save by by Savescumming. Too bad it was unnecessary.
You have been hit by Attack:6 CATSPLOSION! -2 to your next roll!
Spoiler: DF2014 Bugs (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Factions (click to show/hide)
Post by: poketwo on July 15, 2014, 11:16:50 pm
REMIND GM THAT I CONTROL MORE THAN JUST RAPTURE WITH THISCoup Rapture
[5] You coup the entirety of the worlds oceans, including Rapture! You, having a strange sense of humour, insist on being called 'The Big Daddy'. Because why not?
Post by: blazing glory on July 15, 2014, 11:19:09 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 16, 2014, 01:16:58 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on July 16, 2014, 07:34:50 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 16, 2014, 07:40:18 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 16, 2014, 10:42:09 am
REMIND GM THAT I CONTROL MORE THAN JUST RAPTURE WITH THISCoup Rapture
[5] You coup the entirety of the worlds oceans, including Rapture! You, having a strange sense of humour, insist on being called 'The Big Daddy'. Because why not?
[6] Why, thanks for the reminder! YOU ARE RETROACTIVELY ACTTACKED BY EXPLODING PENGUINS, -1 to your rolls until you fight off the bird menace or DF2014 is destroyed.
Integrate the bugs with Internet Explorer!
[2] The internet frightens the bugs. They fear THE MEMES OH GOD TH- *static*
You have been hit by Attack:1 The DF2014 bugs attempt to destroy your body and take over your form but are stopped by The Infinity Seal of RTD!
Mass clone Snickers bars and use them to encourage the workers to keep doing their job.
[4] Your generosity has doubled the rate of construction!
You have been hit by Attack:4 You are trapped in a Corrupt Save! Your move will be swapped with that of another player next turn!
Spoiler: Construction (click to show/hide)
Extract the fixes we had already thrown in the bugs, delete DF2014, download and install the new version, then add our own bugfixes in.
[4] You do so, dealing 15 damage- but you have forgotten that the bugs have spread into Linux systems.
Wait for effect to wear off.
[3-2] You are too impatient and stub your toe on interversal television! Your reputation is now of that of a laughingstock.
Create 9 creatures, with each having a number of tails equal to a number between and including 1-9, with the weakest having 1 tail and the strongest having 9, also there must be 1 with each number of tails. So, a 1-tailed servant, a 2-tailed servant, a 3-tailed one, a 4-tailed one, a 5-tailed one, a 6-tailed one, a 7-tailed one, an 8-tailed one and a 9-tailed one.
[4] You create the Naruto universe. <_<
>_>
Spoiler: DF2014 Bugs (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Factions (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tavik Toth on July 16, 2014, 10:44:34 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 16, 2014, 10:49:31 am
Reveal to the Tailed Beasts that I created the universe.
Post by: blazing glory on July 16, 2014, 10:55:08 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 16, 2014, 11:00:22 am
Also, it's really amusing that while I'm creating universes, someone else is cloning Snickers bars.))
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 16, 2014, 11:23:43 am
Post by: poketwo on July 16, 2014, 02:12:34 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 16, 2014, 06:05:54 pm
((Wait a sec... Why did the Infinity Seal help blazing glory?
Also, it's really amusing that while I'm creating universes, someone else is cloning Snickers bars.))
((It's supposed to be hilarious, and it's more colourful then say, cloning my workers so that they do more work for lesser wages.))
Whip the greatest coder in the multiverse into fixing the DF2014 bugs.
((Ignore the fact that 'cloning' Snickers Bars has certain... Implications.
...
****. 1% charge. Will update tomorrow!))
Post by: Kingbodz on July 16, 2014, 09:16:09 pm
Post by: Kingbodz on July 17, 2014, 12:27:56 pm
Coup Mexico
((You might not want to do that, friend, after all, Mexico is a dangerous place, I know this from experience.))I coup Mexico! Promising free jobs and drink for setting me up as the new presidente, while hiring banditos to kill IcyTea31![1] You're killed by one of the local drug lords for insulting his manly pink bathrobe.
I'll take my chances :P
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 17, 2014, 08:36:02 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 17, 2014, 09:02:35 pm
((Wait a sec... Why did the Infinity Seal help blazing glory?))
(( The seal keeps him alive and trapped in that form for as long as it's a part of him. So to kill him, you need to destroy the Seal, which has... 20? 25? HP. He really lucked out with that...))
Fix rolls.
[5-1=4] You do so. HURRAH!
((The GM caught onto my reference, did he?))
Reveal to the Tailed Beasts that I created the universe.
[4] You do so, but they are indifferent- if you created their cruel world, there really isn't much to say.
Fill up the DF2014 code with pictures of LOL cats and internet memes and a flame war about [INSERT MOVIE SERIES HERE] being better than [INSERT OTHER MOVIE SERIES HERE] and so on,clogging it and making it a ineffective mess.
[1] The Bugs redirect it al at your computer, causing it to go into meltdown. [2-1=OH CRAP] And it's a Nuclear Computer. May I suggest you run?
Send Toady a flash drive full of encouraging songs like Eye of the Tiger and You're the Best Around so he can fix the bugs faster.
[4] Your care package results in an amazing increase in bug fix patches, the bugs lose 13 HP!
THREATEN THE SPLICERS WITH WITHHOLDING ADAM UNTIL THEY STOP ATTACKING THE NON-SPLICERS
[3] That might work if they had the intelligence to understand you. Instead, they slaughter 10 000 people!
((Wait a sec... Why did the Infinity Seal help blazing glory?
Also, it's really amusing that while I'm creating universes, someone else is cloning Snickers bars.))
((It's supposed to be hilarious, and it's more colourful then say, cloning my workers so that they do more work for lesser wages.))
Whip the greatest coder in the multiverse into fixing the DF2014 bugs.
[5] THE BUGS ARE ANILLATED! You now have a +1 for Cyberwarfare.
(( The implications of the fact you can Clone Snickers Bars... not Replicate, Clone...))
Coup Mexico
[6] You coup the remants of Mexico- turns out that the DF2014 Bugs nuked the hell out of it in defiance against the human race. And unleashed Radioactive Zombies, who are attempting to break in the Bunker and kill you. Your only resources are a handful of gutsy survivors...
Spoiler: Factions (click to show/hide)
Post by: poketwo on July 17, 2014, 09:04:54 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 17, 2014, 09:15:56 pm
Create giant sentient Snickers bars that follow my every command, then get my clone army with a few dozen sith apprentices to take over the territory that my space station resides in.
Spoiler: MOTHER OF GOD! RUUUUUNNNN! (click to show/hide)
Post by: blazing glory on July 17, 2014, 09:38:53 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 18, 2014, 12:35:07 am
Create a human avatar for myself, which I can possess and which can store my nigh-limitless power without exploding, dying etc.
Post by: Tavik Toth on July 18, 2014, 05:35:12 am
Post by: Kingbodz on July 18, 2014, 10:40:53 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 18, 2014, 12:02:00 pm
((You people catch on quick, only two people were effected this time, and one of them was on Mars watching the Fireworks.))
((But... The Infinity Seal was integrated into me, right?))
*Checks Factions Sheet again, FACEDESK*
BlitzDungeoneer gets a GM ERROR Bonus as compensation! +1 to rolls.
Create a human avatar for myself, which I can possess and which can store my nigh-limitless power without exploding, dying etc.
[6+1=7] Your attempt causes an explosion which vaporizes Earth!
TAKE AWAY THE ADAM
[2] You are distracted by the Earth going Boom. Aren't you glad you're on Mars?
Create giant sentient Snickers bars that follow my every command, then get my clone army with a few dozen sith apprentices to take over the territory that my space station resides in.
[6] You clone a easily mind-controlled army led by a few dozen treacherous Apprentices who proceed to separate into different factions and decimate each other. How... productive.
Coup computer going into meltdown!
[1] You couped the computer just before it was vaporized. Normally I'd ask if you'd like to respawn, but since you're part Gandalf staying dead is really difficult...
Expand Military.
[5] You create a massive drone army controlled by civilians on your Colony Ships.
Scavenge for supplies
[AUTOFAIL] Bad timing, Earth was just vaporized. You feel like this sort of thing has happened before... Respawn Y/N?
Spoiler: Factions (click to show/hide)
((Would you guys do me a favor and pick a colour to represent you on the factions sheet? It'd make going through that thing easier for all involved. Just post your action as normal and put your colour underneath it. Thanks in advance!))
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 18, 2014, 12:08:39 pm
Imma take purple.
Post by: poketwo on July 18, 2014, 12:27:59 pm
CAPITALIST BLUE
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 18, 2014, 12:31:10 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 18, 2014, 12:57:30 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on July 18, 2014, 01:50:56 pm
((I am...RED))
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 18, 2014, 02:19:23 pm
Throw a pie at someone's face.
Post by: poketwo on July 18, 2014, 03:12:09 pm
((I'd say it's a technically a tie between IcyTea and you (Blitzdungeoneer), with you coming out on top due to you being more proactive. Followed by Sinvara (who is technically your minion) and Tavith Toth, although Tavith would be ahead of Sinvara if you don't count the whole minion thing.))((HOW POWERFUL IS MY FACTION?))
Post by: Kingbodz on July 18, 2014, 06:15:28 pm
I'll take maroon
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 19, 2014, 02:06:38 am
Inform the ninjas of the Narutoverse of my existence.
Imma take purple.
[3+1=4] You chill out in the Hidden Leaf village, they know you exist. They merely think you are a powerful Ninja from away, however.
NOW TAKE AWAY THE ADAM
CAPITALIST BLUE
[1] The Adam withdrawal symtoms make things worse, to the point that you are ripped limb from limb and feasted on. Respawn?
Go colonise a solar system.
((I am...RED))
[4] You colonize the H'oth H'tivat System. It has a single sun, two resource rich asteriod belts, and fifteen (15) planets.
((If you want, I'll draw a diagram and post it up- it'll take a bit, I'm going to bed after this.))
Teal.
Throw a pie at someone's face.
[6] You throw a pie at your own metaphysical face, disrupting your energy flow! -1 to your next roll!
Limegreen.
Kill the offending Sith apprentices and make an example of them.
[3] You are busy eating the New Snickers Popcorn. Is it good?
Respawn
I'll take maroon
[5] You respawn as Aries, God of War! +1 to all Coup D' Etats and Conflict Rolls!
Spoiler: Factions (click to show/hide)
Post by: Kingbodz on July 19, 2014, 02:12:19 am
coup the galaxy
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 19, 2014, 02:36:30 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 19, 2014, 03:02:09 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on July 19, 2014, 06:40:35 am
Set up cities on the most habitable planet.
Post by: NAV on July 19, 2014, 12:56:22 pm
Red with white glow.
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 20, 2014, 11:35:47 am
Aww yeah
coup the galaxy
[3+1=4] You coup the Andromeda Galaxy! Now you're bored... nothing is going BOOM...
It is delicious, now kill the Sith that I meant to get rid of earlier.
[2] They all look the same! Which ones are the guilty ones!? THIS IS FRUSTRATING!
Learn how to juggle. With planets.
[3-1+2] You join a normal circus- get to know the basics first, right?- andkill all the people who know how to juggle with your very presence.
Create my own Hidden Village.
[6] You create a village which in turn froms a secret organization determined to capture and harness your power... [5] which they proceed to do by sealing you in the body of an annoying brat.
((A drawing would be nice.))
Set up cities on the most habitable planet.
((I broke the charging cord to my IPad, and that was my 'camera'... I'll see if I can borrow something.))
[6] The most habitable planet happens to have really badass life which really likes the taste of human flesh. You put up forcefields, but the colonization is slow-going...
Oh dear. See if I can find any space Canadians.
Red with white glow.
[5] You have found a mighty space empire composed of two Canadian-Ruled Galaxies. It politely rules with a Iron Fist!
...
Are you going to coup it?
Spoiler: Factions (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tavik Toth on July 20, 2014, 11:37:40 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 20, 2014, 11:57:05 am
Post by: Kingbodz on July 20, 2014, 11:58:39 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 20, 2014, 12:25:54 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 23, 2014, 11:16:14 am
Expand my forces and conquer some planets.
[1] Your forces are struck by a disease which causes infertility!
Contact this brat that I'm sealed in. He is presumably still an infant, so I should be able to befriend him.
[6+1] You contact him, getting on such good terms that he willingly allows himself to be locked up in a
maximium security ultra-secretive compound so no one can hurt you and take control of your powers. Covered
in seals whichcould even keep you at bay for Millenium, while also putting a dampener on your powers.
"It's for your own good, old friend."
Opps.
Declare war on Tavik Toth
[5] You declare war on all Tavith Toths in time and space. Now, if only you knew who this
'Tavith Toth' was and where they are...
Coup the circus. Make it into a circus of horrors, the kind with demonic baby-eating clowns.
[2] Sorry, a plain-old circus.
Send scouts to other planets.
[Semi-Annoyed Stare] I'll get the 'System Chart' up as soon as I can, but this can fill in the blanks for the moment:
Spoiler: Rudimentry System Report (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Factions (click to show/hide)
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 23, 2014, 11:17:46 am
Post by: NAV on July 23, 2014, 11:27:54 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 23, 2014, 12:18:42 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on July 23, 2014, 02:50:02 pm
Post by: Salsacookies on July 23, 2014, 03:05:54 pm
Post by: Kingbodz on July 23, 2014, 05:46:31 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 23, 2014, 07:02:10 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 24, 2014, 01:02:29 pm
Tear apart all the seals.
[5-1(Power Dampened)=4] You barely managed to break through all the seals, and are quite exhausted,
barely retaining control of the confused and upset Brat... Narita? Narutai? Something like that.
...and the Shinobi Forces are coming to lock you up again. Greeaaat.
Politely coup them.
[2+Patriotism=3] You start politely plotting your Coup D' Etats.
Coup the primary governmental building of a random nation.
[5] You Coup Coups. Everytime someone coups something, you gain 2HP. Gimme a moment to calculate
how much points you've gotten from all the coups since the last universal reboot... [15.5*2=125.25HP].
You also get a GM ERROR Bonus which will only apply once the Fiver Effect is removed/negated!
((Remember when you made all rolls relating to you a five? I forgot about it.))
send scouts to the nearest uninhabited planets.
[2] The Scout Drones are down for maintenance.
Spoiler: Rudimentry System Report (click to show/hide)
Clone my forces and conquer some planets then.
[1] Before you can do so, your current forces seal you in another universe. Apparently, they thought the infertility was your way of punishing them.
Coup Literatura, the library planet. Reading IS Cool, IF YOU BELIEVE
[5] You coup ALL the Libraries! The illiterate cannot hope to match you in combat!
Hunt down this Tavik Toth and destroy him
[6] You somehow travel back to the pre-reboot continuity and kill him just as the universe reboots.
You are now nothing. You have never been, and never were. Pick a nation to coup.
COUP ALL THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN THE UNIVERSE
[5] You coup all Nuclear Physics!
Spoiler: Factions (click to show/hide)
Post by: NAV on July 24, 2014, 01:12:07 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on July 24, 2014, 02:11:46 pm
Post by: Salsacookies on July 24, 2014, 02:24:58 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 24, 2014, 02:45:05 pm
Force as much power into the Brat's body as it can handle, fight the Shinobi Forces.
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 24, 2014, 03:31:59 pm
((Remember when you made all rolls relating to you a five? I forgot about it.))So did I. Curious.
[15.5*2=125.25HP].How does math work? Also, you didn't update my faction sheet.
Realize that nobody else has any HP.
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 24, 2014, 03:55:00 pm
((Remember when you made all rolls relating to you a five? I forgot about it.))So did I. Curious.[15.5*2=125.25HP].How does math work? Also, you didn't update my faction sheet.
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((I accidently multiplied 15.5 by itself, you actually have... 31 HP. Each successful coup is worth 2HP.))
Post by: Kingbodz on July 24, 2014, 07:25:31 pm
Coup Russia
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 25, 2014, 05:15:27 pm
Turn Space Canada into a maple-syrup-ocracy.
[6] You do so, becoming the Head Syruped Pancake. Someone mistakes you for the real thing and eats you.
Colonise Planet 12. Set up shipyards.
[2] ARGH IS THERE ANYONE COMPETENT HERE OTHER THAN ME! Delayed here, delayed there, delayed up places I don't want to mention...
Spoiler: Rudimentry System Report (click to show/hide)
Lace all books with the desire to become part of my empire. Call my empire The Might Lolcat Empiah
[3] The negotiations over the Trademark & Copyright of 'Lolcat' cause delays.
((What about my +1?))
Force as much power into the Brat's body as it can handle, fight the Shinobi Forces.
((It was added, I just didn't show it for some reason. Probably laziness, TBH))
[4+1=5] You take over the minds of ALL the Shinobi Forces. Opps, meant to annihilate them, but this works massively in your favour. You now have a Shinobi Army!
Back to square one then, coup all Minbari worlds.
[1] You unwittingly erase any and all things dealing with the Minbari or Babylon 5 from existence. Opps.
((WIKIPEDIA is my Friend.))
((Remember when you made all rolls relating to you a five? I forgot about it.))So did I. Curious.
Realize that nobody else has any HP.
[AUTO5] No, they don't- they are perfectly fine with rely on the fickle fate they receive from the dice.
So it is your advantage over them for the moment.
Coup Russia
[6] Apparently, the Russians are dying out due to some Biological Weapon which targets the Russian Genome in this universe.
You only have a three turns to live and rule Other Russia.
Spoiler: Factions (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tavik Toth on July 25, 2014, 05:24:28 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 25, 2014, 05:36:03 pm
Post by: Kingbodz on July 25, 2014, 06:47:44 pm
Post by: Salsacookies on July 25, 2014, 06:53:54 pm
Post by: NAV on July 25, 2014, 10:24:47 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 26, 2014, 12:35:28 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 26, 2014, 03:14:27 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 26, 2014, 12:05:45 pm
Wait.
[3] You wait for that Pizza you ordered- it's late, so you're going to get it for free! Yippee!
Spoiler: Rudimentry System Report (click to show/hide)
Oh well, build an army of Tachikoma and use them to take over the Sontaran homeworld.
[2] Congrats- now Tachikoma are after your guts. So are the Sontarans from Doctor Who.
Maybe your Cyberwarfare Bonus will be helpful somehow?
THREATEN THE UNIVERSE WITH MY POWERS UNLESS I BECOME GOD EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE
[3] This Universe is indifferent- it has rebooted before, it can do so again.
Try to find a cure
[4] You find a cure that only works for half the population, [TAILS] but you are not that half.
You only have a two turns to live and rule Other Russia.
Change name of Empire to the United Librarian Commonwealth
[4] I dub this Empire 'United Librarian Commomwealth'. The common folk merely call it the bookworm club.
((Resisting temptation to destroy commonfolk myself.))
Oh dear. Possess their brain and keep ruling.
[6] You possess ALL their minds and are overwhelmed by the power of polite society! YOU CAN"T STAND THI- oh that's better.
Now you aren't possessing any of their brains, though. And you have a major headache, despite not having a head.
Wonder what HPs are and do, actually. Health Points? Hidden Power? Hundred Ponies?
[AUTO5] You remember that DF2014 had Health Points and special abilities? So do you, although you don't know what those abilities are yet- you have to unlock them one at a time. 1 HP also has the power to annihilate a universe, (DF2014 Bugs' HP were prototypes) but that's a minor detail. That's all the explanation you should need.
Gain 5 HP for each person under my mind control.
[5+1] You had 5 Million HP before you burnt yourself up. Opps. At least the Seal of RTD traps you in
the nearly-infinite powered entity... which was overwhelmed by a mere 5 Million HP...
Maybe there is something more to these Health Points then meets the eye?
Spoiler: Factions (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tavik Toth on July 26, 2014, 12:22:03 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 26, 2014, 12:23:17 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 26, 2014, 12:23:44 pm
Post by: Salsacookies on July 26, 2014, 12:35:45 pm
Post by: NAV on July 26, 2014, 12:43:05 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2014, 01:07:44 pm
Post by: Kingbodz on July 26, 2014, 01:49:46 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 27, 2014, 11:34:00 am
Spoiler: CHEAT VENDORS EXPLANATION (click to show/hide)
Send scouts to planet 12 and 13. Build a shipyard and base on colonised planet.
[5] You already have a shipyard and base on the colonized planet?! Must of been busy attempting to do the same with other planets. Well. Maybe there is someone competent other than you.
Spoiler: The Scout Report for Planet 12 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The Scout Report for Planet 13 (click to show/hide)
((You're lucky- if you hadn't gotten a 5, they would thought you were launching a attack and you'd have been in a bind.))
Spoiler: Rudimentry System Report (click to show/hide)
Gain the power to counter hostile actions aimed at me as minor actions instead of major ones.
[5] [color=lime green][CHEAT_VENDOR:ACCESS_LEVEL:MINIMAL][/color]
"Sorry, we only serve: Metaphysical Popcorn, Fireflowers, Cloned Snickers Bars, Pac-dots, Thermonuclear Fist..."
You have stumbled upon a Secret Area which can only be accessed by actions like yours and a Roll of [5], then rolling another two [5]'s. Congrats!
You have exactly one (one) Cheatoin, a rare and exclusive currency only usable at the Cheat Vendor.
Gain 0.1 HP for each dead/not-controlled-anymore shinobi.
[4] 1 Million*0.1= 10 Thousand HP
Coup The Internet.
[5] You Coup the Internet in Universe 2! The one where Earth isn't vaporized! It is very, very much more technologically advanced and you are all the more powerful for it! Your only enemy in this universe are the Tech-Hating Old Geezers Movement, a minor threat. In your absorption of all knowledge on the Internet, however, you come across a worrying detail observed by scientists studying another universe:
Quote from: Sinvara's Faction Sheet
Name: Avatar of Magic (Sinvara)
Population: None
Military Size: None.
Territory: None.
Cheatoins: 0
Allies: None- Former 'Boss' is in another Universe
Enemies: Sontarans & Tachikoma.
Status: Alive
Bonuses: +1 Cyberwarfare
Coup Space Newfoundland.
[3] You find their ways unfathomable, you need to further study the Newfie Way.
OK, THEN DO WHAT I SAID WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO, ALSO WITH THE THING THAT REBOOTS THE UNIVERSE TOO
[1] You misplaced the UniverKey required to Purposely implode the universe, and the Access Panel for the Universe Reboot requires
[color=lime green][ERROR:ACCESS_LEVEL_TO_LOW:REQUIRES LEVEL 50 ACCESS][/color]
sacrifice 10,000 people to the gods to be cured
[4] YOU ARE CURED! HURRAH! Now, you really should do something about the San Marino's Invasion Fleet heading your way. And the Civil War you caused by only sacrificing those still suffering from the diseased. Minor details like that.
Hack the attacking Tachikoma to work for me and attack the Sontarans, also, build myself a HAW206 Multiped Tank.
[2+1=3] You don't know how to hack! And they ARE RIGHT BEHIND YOU RUNLIKEARABBITDURINGMATINGSEASON!
((I wish I could see the look on your face. :P))
Spoiler: Factions (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tavik Toth on July 27, 2014, 11:40:10 am
(((Status on system map?))
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 27, 2014, 11:40:27 am
Post by: Salsacookies on July 27, 2014, 11:44:20 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 27, 2014, 11:48:15 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 27, 2014, 11:57:40 am
Challenge BlitzDungeoneer to a duel. Let's see whose power is more infinite.I have either 10 000 or 100 000 HP. You have 32, I believe. We are both beings of near infinte power.
Oh, and the Infinity Seal makes sure I'm either immortal or invulnerable, can't remember which.))
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 27, 2014, 12:06:24 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 27, 2014, 12:11:27 pm
But not right now.
Right now, I'm gonna do other stuff.
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 27, 2014, 12:13:29 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 27, 2014, 01:36:33 pm
Post by: NAV on July 27, 2014, 01:55:46 pm
Post by: Kingbodz on July 27, 2014, 05:02:39 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 27, 2014, 06:51:34 pm
Colonise Planet 12. Send another scout to planet on a path that the inhabitants will know isn't hostile then have the ship stop in the equivalent of lunar orbit and send out a simple morse code signal asking if they can hear us.
(((Status on system map?))
((( Need Camera, Camera=IPad Cord fixed or Borrowing one from a Friend, of which all of mine are off to the Tropics.
...so a no-go until further notice. I'll post turn tomorrow in case there are any last-minute turns. ))
((I have the Fiver Effect and reality warping powers, so I'm pretty much guaranteed to succeed in anything I try. Including winning a duel with another infinitely powerful being. So, do you accept my challenge?))
((You forgot that the Fiver Effect effects all rolls relating to you, including rolls against you. So a duel would be Mutually Assured Destruction, although if someone were to roll to get rid of that effect and manage to sneak it by you...))
((GM, 1 Million multiplied by 0.1 is 100 000, not 10 000.Challenge BlitzDungeoneer to a duel. Let's see whose power is more infinite.I have either 10 000 or 100 000 HP. You have 32, I believe. We are both beings of near infinte power.
Oh, and the Infinity Seal makes sure I'm either immortal or invulnerable, can't remember which.))
((Tiple-Checked with three different calculators and a separate neutral party (read: random dude off the street. Why? Hilarity is a reason all its own. Still-
Wait. I hit the fracking Backspace. *Headdesk* We're both right, my clumsy fingers are wrong. Blargh. ))
Post by: blazing glory on July 28, 2014, 06:40:14 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 28, 2014, 03:00:47 pm
Colonise Planet 12. Send another scout to planet on a path that the inhabitants will know isn't hostile then have the ship stop in the equivalent of lunar orbit and send out a simple morse code signal asking if they can hear us.
(((Status on system map?))
[6] Due to pilot error, the Colonization Ship has crash-landed on Planet Twelve- they have no choice but to colonize it. At least the wildlife hasn't crushed anyone yet, although the Wolf-Raptors are taking a keen interest in your Alien Cattle- they've never had prey their size before, even if Alien Cattle shoot two-inch spikes when spooked.
[?] They communicate telepathically, so they are waiting for you to say something- perhaps the Data Storage thing has something that would help?
Spoiler: The Scout Report for Planet 12 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The Scout Report for Planet 13 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Rudimentry System Report (click to show/hide)
Name myself... Xeon. Also, give myself an STR stat of 100.
[6] You name yourself Xeon the Majestic Xeon of Xeon. Say that ten times fast.
You also start your own D&D and make yourself so OP that no one wants to play with you- you are the lonely kid on the block.
-1 to Speeches, Negotiation and Social Stuff
Spam my propaganda across all computers, to brainwash all Internet users to my side
[5] Anyone who ever so much as glances at the internet is conditioned, although other Players are a little harder to mind-control...
((You fine with white as your faction colour?))
Browse the Cheat Vendor's offers.
Spoiler: Cheat Vendor (click to show/hide)
GET THE UniverKey
Someone found it and gave it to the CHEAT VENDOR, for 10 Cheatoin it's yours.
Quote from: CHEAT VENDORS EXPLANATION
Cheatoins can ONLY be gained by taking over another players territory, stumbling across one of my hidden stashes which have a 1 in a 1000 chance of appearing, or discovering other secret features which can only be discovered in just as unlikely circumstances. They do carry through Death, Universal Reboot, etc. and normally cannot be stolen without a hefty modifier beyond anything I've ever seen.
Head north in search of space polar bears to tame.
[1] You end up in a Space Polar Bears Stomach, despite being intangible. Interesting...
...
Go through numerous chase sequences while I use my magic to hack the Tachikoma.
[1] Bad Movie Producers plus Management Meddling gets you kicked off the air. You are really confused about your identity right now.
launch nukes at San Marino and quarantine the remaining diseased in Siberia
[5] Success! You are now safe from the invasion, the dissenters are quarantined, and you take over the remaining San Marino Military- THEY HAVE LAZORS! Yippee!
Dimension hop somewhere else! Coup House Davion!
[3] You forgot the Antimatter Generator dummy. Why so eager to jump dimensions, anyways?
((Do you have a preference for Faction Colour, or is white fine?))
Spoiler: Factions (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: CHEAT VENDORS EXPLANATION (click to show/hide)
Edit: Added Salsacookies Faction Colour & fixed the HP.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 28, 2014, 03:07:11 pm
End this D&D.
Post by: NAV on July 28, 2014, 03:08:12 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 28, 2014, 03:15:04 pm
Warp into existence a 500000 strong killbot army, of which 50000 are specialized elite units. Prepare an assault on Russia.
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 28, 2014, 03:27:47 pm
It's a little bare right now, working on getting everything over there at the moment. Factions, CHEAT VENDOR, etc.
Edit: Alright, I think I got everything. The last turn is posted over there as well, to make things easier on you folks.
Post by: Kingbodz on July 28, 2014, 05:11:21 pm