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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 646416 times)

Gizogin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1290 on: February 20, 2012, 09:19:47 pm »
Go berserk from lack of explicit alcohol, then get his skull crushed (hooves are deadly, man).

WWUD with access to dragonfire and fireballs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1291 on: February 20, 2012, 09:22:24 pm »
Create an elaborate weaponization system.

WWUD with a 100 caged elves and 100 caged goblins?
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Rivers of ale, yeah sounds like dwarf fortress.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1292 on: February 20, 2012, 09:25:13 pm »
Use them to test said dragonfire/fireball system.
WWUD if Some releaced all of them into his bedroom?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1293 on: February 20, 2012, 09:32:15 pm »
Quote from: adasdad on February 20, 2012, 09:25:13 pm
Use them to test said dragonfire/fireball system.
WWUD if Some releaced all of them into his bedroom?
somONE*
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1294 on: February 20, 2012, 10:38:34 pm »
Quote from: adasdad on February 20, 2012, 09:32:15 pm
Quote from: adasdad on February 20, 2012, 09:25:13 pm
Use them to test said dragonfire/fireball system.
WWUD if Some releaced all of them into his bedroom?
somONE*
There IS an edit button for just this purpose, you know.

Urist would flood his room with magma.

What would Urist do with a pile of chicken teeth?
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Quote from: itg on October 17, 2013, 11:02:21 pm
What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1295 on: February 20, 2012, 10:53:28 pm »
Quote from: Niccolo on February 20, 2012, 10:38:34 pm
Quote from: adasdad on February 20, 2012, 09:32:15 pm
Quote from: adasdad on February 20, 2012, 09:25:13 pm
Use them to test said dragonfire/fireball system.
WWUD if Some releaced all of them into his bedroom?
somONE*
There IS an edit button for just this purpose, you know.

Urist would flood his room with magma.

What would Urist do with a pile of chicken teeth?

Make a +Chicken teeth crown+.

WWUD with a infinite supply of crundles?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1296 on: February 20, 2012, 10:55:52 pm »
Make Crundle pie.

WWUD with tamed HFS?
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Rivers of ale, yeah sounds like dwarf fortress.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1297 on: February 21, 2012, 12:05:54 am »
Quote from: AndyDish on February 20, 2012, 10:55:52 pm
Make Crundle pie.

WWUD with tamed HFS?

Open the door in order to get to the booze stockpile.

WWUD with an abhorrently large amount of bituminous coal and a burning tree?
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Thank you everyone for the help! I've since flooded the fortress I was working on and now have a new one going up.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1298 on: February 21, 2012, 01:33:14 am »
Stumble into the tree, wander through the coal stockpile, and attempt to alleviate his oddly intense thirst (which is how Urist perceives burning to death) at the booze stockpile.

WWUD if Roger from American Dad was a cat and adopted him.
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Imagine the will it took to create a fortress like this. And what have you elves built? Nothing. You can only loot and break. You're not dwarves!! You're just termites at Versailles.

It's not that I don't suffer, it's that I know the unimportance of suffering, I know that pain is to be fought and thrown aside, not to be accepted as part of one's soul and as a permanent scar across one's view of existence.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1299 on: February 21, 2012, 09:30:25 am »
Quote from: Schizotek on February 21, 2012, 01:33:14 am
Stumble into the tree, wander through the coal stockpile, and attempt to alleviate his oddly intense thirst (which is how Urist perceives burning to death) at the booze stockpile.

WWUD if Roger from American Dad was a cat and adopted him.
Force feed Roger vermin to farm more of his milk and gem-studded golden crap.

WWUD with his newfound Roger Milk and *Golden Crap*?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1300 on: February 21, 2012, 12:06:17 pm »
Haul both to the depot to trade them to the elves for wood.

WWUD with his new wood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1301 on: February 21, 2012, 12:53:28 pm »
Urist McLoonatic looses a roaring laughter fell and terrible.
Urista McWife has been struck down.
Jellyquake. This is a dwarf leather thong, it menaces with spikes of wood. All workmanship is of the highest quality.

What will Urist do with his new thong?
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Imagine the will it took to create a fortress like this. And what have you elves built? Nothing. You can only loot and break. You're not dwarves!! You're just termites at Versailles.

It's not that I don't suffer, it's that I know the unimportance of suffering, I know that pain is to be fought and thrown aside, not to be accepted as part of one's soul and as a permanent scar across one's view of existence.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1302 on: February 21, 2012, 12:56:00 pm »
Urist McLoon is struck in the groin by spikes of wood
An artery has been severed!
Urist McLoon has bled to death.

WWUD with a pit full of zombies?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1303 on: February 22, 2012, 12:19:41 pm »
Make more zombies with elves.

WWUD if he were a mummy?
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Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1304 on: February 22, 2012, 04:57:28 pm »
use a baby as a shield, and then kill me for making an incredibly bad pun.

WWUD if he turned into a giant hat?

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