Post by: piecewise on May 26, 2009, 06:21:47 pm
Mine is of a time I was fighting a direwolf with a severed elf leg and managed to dodge myself into a puddle and drown.
(http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr40/Noctis888/glub.jpg)
Post by: LegoLord on May 26, 2009, 06:27:30 pm
Post by: zchris13 on May 26, 2009, 06:51:47 pm
Post by: kalida99 on May 26, 2009, 07:00:13 pm
URIST McADVENTURE HAS BEEN STRUCK DOWN
Post by: zchris13 on May 26, 2009, 07:05:35 pm
Post by: piecewise on May 26, 2009, 08:06:00 pm
BEHOLD THE MIGHTY PEBBLE
Post by: piecewise on May 26, 2009, 08:23:16 pm
THE EPIC TALES OF URIST McADVENTURE(http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr40/Noctis888/STRUCKDOWN.jpg)
URIST McADVENTURE HAS BEEN STRUCK DOWN
Post by: LegoLord on May 26, 2009, 08:35:47 pm
Spoiler: For Kalida's eyes only (click to show/hide)
Oops. Got Kalida and Piecewise mixed up. Sorry guys.
Post by: kalida99 on May 26, 2009, 08:59:15 pm
THE EPIC TALES OF URIST McADVENTURE(http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr40/Noctis888/STRUCKDOWN.jpg)
URIST McADVENTURE HAS BEEN STRUCK DOWN
best... picture... ever....
Post by: firecrystal on May 26, 2009, 10:46:51 pm
(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/2422/dfcomic.png)
Post by: DG on May 26, 2009, 11:55:18 pm
Post by: Hishan on May 27, 2009, 07:11:13 am
Post by: zestorum on May 27, 2009, 07:50:47 am
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Post by: charl on May 27, 2009, 09:31:22 am
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/171/217dorfforttressisdange.jpg)
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on May 27, 2009, 10:01:04 am
This is from an adventure I started where the starting village was in the middle of getting hit by a huge tidal wave just when I started playing. I was killed by a tsunami within the first two steps.Wait what?
Post by: Igfig on May 27, 2009, 10:36:12 am
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a349/Igfig/Shadytube.png)
Post by: charl on May 27, 2009, 12:13:24 pm
This is from an adventure I started where the starting village was in the middle of getting hit by a huge tidal wave just when I started playing. I was killed by a tsunami within the first two steps.Wait what?
I don't know what happened. I just started the game, took two steps and suddenly I was killed as the whole settlement filled with water and everyone drowned. I tried returning in another game and the settlement was still there, but only the mayor had survived. There was no sign of any water though.
Post by: piecewise on May 27, 2009, 12:49:55 pm
(http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr40/Noctis888/ELFLEATHER.jpg)
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on May 27, 2009, 12:59:26 pm
My modded nightwing adventurer in the World of Traps And Attractions:Heh, I wish stuff like that happened to me...
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a349/Igfig/Shadytube.png)
Post by: Vilien on May 27, 2009, 02:15:37 pm
After getting my only weapon stuck in a child I accidently dodged off the top of a goblin tower, fell several stories and broke both legs and my spine. I was then left to fend of the entire tower's occupants with the only weapon available to me.Delicious.
(http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr40/Noctis888/ELFLEATHER.jpg)
Post by: LegoLord on May 27, 2009, 06:06:28 pm
How about this one:Oops. Got Kalida and Piecewise mixed up. Sorry guys.Spoiler: For Kalida's eyes only (click to show/hide)
Post by: WorkerDrone on May 27, 2009, 06:41:07 pm
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/8209/ohshi.png)
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/4583/ownedz.png)
Post by: piecewise on May 28, 2009, 04:22:58 am
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/8175/atlasts.png)Such is the fate of all great warriors. Live by the sword, die by the teeth of random wolf 36 billion. Seriously, can this game ever run out of wolves?
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/8209/ohshi.png)
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/4583/ownedz.png)
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on May 28, 2009, 10:41:45 am
Quote from: piecewise
Such is the fate of all great warriors. Live by the sword, die by the teeth of random wolf 36 billion. Seriously, can this game ever run out of wolves?No, I tried killing off all the walfs... not even a dent in area savagry.
Post by: Tenebrais on May 31, 2009, 01:12:41 pm
Caution: big.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Yanlin on May 31, 2009, 01:19:56 pm
Post by: Kishmond on May 31, 2009, 09:39:51 pm
That's pretty much how it happens.
And Igfig, I love your demon.
Post by: WorkerDrone on May 31, 2009, 09:55:20 pm
Post by: piecewise on June 01, 2009, 12:20:09 am
Later, as I fought a spearman, I noticed he was running right for me, somehow sensing where I was despite his lack of occular orbs. Finding this to be mildly amusing I wrestled the spear away from my opponent and hurled it at the priest. It impaled his chest and lodged in the wound, causing him to pass out. Just to be sure of his demise this time, I hurled an arrow at him, lodging it in his knee.
Once again content in his mortal wounds I decided to let him bleed to death while I dealt with more pressing, crossbow related issues. It was about when I was raiding an appartment building that I stepped onto a lower level and low and behold, there was the priest again, screaming his death taunts. With continued amusement I removed his clothing and broke the remaining joints he had. Even this didn't kill him, as he still somehow, in his waking momements, manage to try and attack me. Finally I tore the spear out of him and let him be. I left the city and haven't gone back since. I never got the message about his death though.
I somehow still expect to go back and find him there, with that spear, waiting for my return as a blind, master spearman.
(http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr40/Noctis888/diemotherfucker.jpg)
Post by: Cheshire Cat on June 01, 2009, 06:55:15 am
here is my own humble experience with adventure mode. excuse any innacuracies, i have to mouse with my left hand nowadays due to an injury, and drawing things on a computer is very tedious and horrible. it was going to be longer but frustration made me shorten it.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
direct image link
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/2003/adventuretraining.jpg (http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/2003/adventuretraining.jpg)
also, can anyone refer me to any easy to get ahold of programs that are better then mspaint? it does really nasty things to image quality, and flipping and rotating bits of the picture would cause things to dissapear or seriously lose quality.
also if someone has an account on any site better then imageshack then feel free to repost it.
Post by: Someguyo on June 01, 2009, 10:07:58 am
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on June 01, 2009, 01:01:55 pm
Its funny because its true. :DSpoiler (click to show/hide)
also, can anyone refer me to any easy to get ahold of programs that are better then mspaint? it does really nasty things to image quality, and flipping and rotating bits of the picture would cause things to dissapear or seriously lose quality.
also if someone has an account on any site better then imageshack then feel free to repost it.
I dont think its normal for paint to cause things to disappear when you flip and rotate a picture though...
Post by: CobaltKobold on June 01, 2009, 06:35:53 pm
Pretty nice for Paint. And the arrow is particularly amusing.
Post by: LegoLord on June 01, 2009, 07:36:47 pm
Post by: Cheshire Cat on June 02, 2009, 09:37:37 am
and yes, sometimes pierce damage things like arrows and spears will hit every major organ in your body along with several limbs at the same time regardless of how well you are trained and how good your gear is. i hear the arrow thing has changed recently, but archers and crossbomen are still very lethal.
anyone else got any experiences to add? or even just great adventure mode stories they have read on the forums?
Post by: Urist McCyrilin on June 02, 2009, 11:01:25 am
Post by: piecewise on June 02, 2009, 11:35:51 am
Does it have to be pictures of our adventures? Perhaps I could draw some scenes from Fortress mode?Fortress mode is just a group adventure! go for it
Post by: Hishan on June 02, 2009, 01:49:03 pm
http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=36491.0
But post them anywhere I dont care :P
Post by: M Shadowy on June 21, 2009, 04:36:23 pm
I'd racked up a modest kill count and was about to infiltrate a Goblin tower and kill all it's inhabitants when, well, this happened...
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Hmmm... not sure if this is actually funny though.
Post by: Efun on June 21, 2009, 07:55:18 pm
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Post by: Leafsnail on June 22, 2009, 11:57:56 am
Some wounds included:
At least 6 wooden arrows from a raid on an elf city, mostly in upper/ lower arms, with one in a leg.
An iron scourge (!) stuck in a hand.
A few random whips that had somehow become lodged in various bits.
Several nasty orcish iron arrows in arms.
An arrow that got lodged in my chest and caused a mortal wound. Somehow I was able to walk away, stop bleeding (although I seem to remember still having the "mortal wound" message) and quick travelled. Result? Healthy adventurer with alder arrow stuck in his chest.
A spear, which a humman spearman had stuck in me. I nearly bled to death, but luckily he became paralysed from an earlier strike I had done. Result: Masterful steel spear stuck in leg.
Post by: Kate Wissen on June 23, 2009, 08:53:09 pm
I went around to each town, sneaking in at night and gouging out the eyes of everyone I could, then leaving them to be later killed by any other threat that the world generated for them. The most horrible part of sneaking in at night is they wake up the second you grab their head only to see you, the last thing they will ever see. I got bold later on and started gouging out the eyes of people while they were still awake, I ran into a group of dwarven children needless to say none of them walked away with eyes, but one got a lucky shot and they all ganged up on me. My horrible killer dwarf was slaugtered by blind children.
My next dwarf started out in the city that the children live in, I get a small chuckle every time a blind child collapses in front of me.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sorry it looks sloppy, I just did this quick sketch after seeing this topic.
Post by: ousire on June 24, 2009, 11:02:57 pm
This harkens back to my days of evil. In fact some may remember it from the topic "Most evil/horrific thing you've ever done."I went around to each town, sneaking in at night and gouging out the eyes of everyone I could, then leaving them to be later killed by any other threat that the world generated for them. The most horrible part of sneaking in at night is they wake up the second you grab their head only to see you, the last thing they will ever see. I got bold later on and started gouging out the eyes of people while they were still awake, I ran into a group of dwarven children needless to say none of them walked away with eyes, but one got a lucky shot and they all ganged up on me. My horrible killer dwarf was slaugtered by blind children.
My next dwarf started out in the city that the children live in, I get a small chuckle every time a blind child collapses in front of me.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sorry it looks sloppy, I just did this quick sketch after seeing this topic.
aaaawwwwssssoooommmmeeee
Post by: Rashilul on June 30, 2009, 07:04:58 pm
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My paint skills are horrible :P
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 08, 2009, 09:37:11 am
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Post by: jaked122 on July 08, 2009, 10:01:34 am
(http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr40/Noctis888/beholdmymightyweapon.jpg)david and goliath?
BEHOLD THE MIGHTY PEBBLE
Post by: Leafsnail on July 08, 2009, 10:08:44 am
Post by: jaked122 on July 08, 2009, 10:29:34 am
Clearly a crossover fanfic. Looks more like David and Sodom.fanfiction.net has a section for fanfiction about the bible ??? ;D
Post by: ousire on July 08, 2009, 09:16:23 pm
Clearly a crossover fanfic. Looks more like David and Sodom.fanfiction.net has a section for fanfiction about the bible ??? ;D
that site frightens me to no end...
Post by: Deimos56 on July 09, 2009, 06:57:39 pm
Clearly a crossover fanfic. Looks more like David and Sodom.fanfiction.net has a section for fanfiction about the bible ??? ;D
I'm going to pretend that doesn't exist. Partially because I like being sane.
...No, wait. I forgot what forum we're in. Oh well, sanity's over-rated.
Next time we meet, consider madness. ;D
Post by: Warlord255 on July 09, 2009, 10:05:42 pm
But I don't. So I can't.
Post by: Taco Dan on July 12, 2009, 10:41:49 pm
http://www.flickr.com/photos/10012743@N06/3715686008/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/10012743@N06/3715686008/)
...Makes me fear for the caravans. O_o
Post by: Skid on July 13, 2009, 04:28:41 pm
Generally sums it up quite nicely.
Post by: smjjames on July 13, 2009, 04:37:34 pm
Post by: piecewise on July 13, 2009, 05:06:13 pm
What is the purple/pink thing? HFS?Its obviously a squirrel
an inside out squirrel
Post by: Yanlin on July 13, 2009, 05:52:24 pm
What is the purple/pink thing? HFS?Its obviously a squirrel
an inside out squirrel
It's obviously the male counterpart of Japanese schoolgirls.
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 13, 2009, 08:12:32 pm
Post by: dorfstep on July 14, 2009, 03:41:26 am
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Post by: Micr0 on July 14, 2009, 01:32:52 pm
Happens all the time...
Post by: Kishmond on July 14, 2009, 01:41:44 pm
Post by: Deimos56 on July 14, 2009, 04:06:17 pm
Post by: piecewise on July 14, 2009, 06:50:25 pm
Legends mode just gets so cluttered all the time, what with all these newly recruited heroes getting eaten by wolves. Who then, themselves, get names and show up in legends.Thats why you always get dwarves with steel equiptment.
My dwarfs stayed with me so long I finally just killed them myself to liven things up. It was humane though. Sort of.
Post by: Kay on July 15, 2009, 04:47:16 am
(http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs46/f/2009/196/3/6/Dwarf_Fortress_Adventure_Mode_by_Overlord_Kay.png)
Post by: dorfstep on July 15, 2009, 06:03:23 am
Post by: WorkerDrone on July 15, 2009, 07:58:20 am
Dire Wolves though?
These things are MONSTERS. And its not just a single pack of wolves either. EVERY TWO MAP TILES IS AN AMBUSH OF EIGHT OR SEVEN OF THESE FUCKERS.
OH GOD.
Post by: Micr0 on July 15, 2009, 08:04:03 am
Post by: Urist McCyrilin on July 15, 2009, 11:14:23 am
Post by: Rashilul on July 15, 2009, 11:36:36 am
Post by: tomas1297 on July 15, 2009, 01:54:11 pm
Meh.This is pretty much everything I've ever done in AM.
Post by: Deon on July 15, 2009, 01:55:30 pm
Post by: tomas1297 on July 15, 2009, 02:09:09 pm
(http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/8c9021313d0539a28d4c318939ab7f05.jpg)
Post by: scuba on July 15, 2009, 08:39:10 pm
Post by: DarkMagnus on July 15, 2009, 09:11:55 pm
THE EPIC TALES OF URIST McADVENTURE(http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr40/Noctis888/STRUCKDOWN.jpg)
URIST McADVENTURE HAS BEEN STRUCK DOWN
Is that... is that fucking Jokewood?
You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 15, 2009, 09:18:08 pm
Post by: Heliman on July 15, 2009, 11:18:35 pm
Post by: Dragooble on July 16, 2009, 12:04:09 am
Post by: tomas1297 on July 16, 2009, 01:59:40 am
Post by: Kay on July 16, 2009, 03:24:49 am
Post by: piecewise on July 16, 2009, 03:21:05 pm
Littlewood's law basically says that given enough chances anything can happen. So the wolves just play the odds; 8-10 wolves every 4 squares means roughly an average of 225 wolves you'll encounter every 100 squares. If they have a .1 % chance of inflicting a lucky fatal wound every time they attack (we'll assume they only attack once a piece) then the equation is.
Chances it will happen every 100 squares.
99.9^225= approx 80% chance it won't happen, so 20% it will happen.
Now this ignores all the other variables but it gives you some idea of the problem. When you fight 1000 wolves then the chances of one getting lucky are pretty high. And we, as people, tend to remember that one bullshit wolf alot more then we remember the 30 billion others we slaughtered. Hence all the killed by wolves comics.
Post by: Skibiliano on July 16, 2009, 03:54:08 pm
(Although, this happened a long time ago and I just came back from vacation so I don't remember how he says the stuff, But hopefully you get the idea)
(http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/8519/adventure.png)
For some misc details about the demon and the location
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: tomas1297 on July 17, 2009, 03:11:33 am
Post by: Rashilul on July 17, 2009, 11:22:34 am
Post by: tomas1297 on July 17, 2009, 11:50:34 am
Post by: piecewise on July 17, 2009, 12:45:30 pm
Collapsing was more fun.Engrave the entire thing with masterwork engravings
collapse entire structure
masturbate tearfully
Post by: Jervous on July 17, 2009, 02:31:03 pm
After a ton of elves destroyed most of the human towns, I created a bunch of human adventurers, then brought them all together and attacked a town. After we owned a ton of children and druids, we went to the only Dark Tower, which was in ruins because there was a chasm near by. Anyway, we fought our way to the top of the tower. The entrance was actually at the top of the tower by the way. When we all caught up, we noticed one person was missing: our pikeman. I saw him outside being wrestled by troglodytes and antmen! We ran as fast as we could and began to kill them. Here is the memorial pictures I made of our attempted rescue:
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Our bowwoman and crossbowman fire bolts and arrows and kill the monsters from afar.
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The hot lasher and my main character, a swordsman, mourn for they have not made it in time. They see the antman that killed our pikeman holding his two eyeballs in it's chitinous arms. In a final effort, the swordsman throws his sword.
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The sword cuts right through the neck, decapitating the ant and sending it's head flying a few meters away. The companions grieve for their lost soldier, and then walk off, carrying his body and the ant's body to his birthplace.
*cries* :'(
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 17, 2009, 02:39:34 pm
I shed a tear.
Post by: tomas1297 on July 18, 2009, 03:39:19 am
(http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/28d5a9c904ed7efe110dd589aa57980d.png)
Post by: Warlord of Woe on July 18, 2009, 06:08:30 am
I present the Great Dwarven Novel, which speaks for itself, depicting a tragedy that has befallen all too many people:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also I think the thread has just turned into "Draw your death" :p
Not that I'm helping remedy that situation or anything.
Post by: Yanlin on July 18, 2009, 06:47:50 am
Post by: HailFire on July 19, 2009, 10:02:28 am
I've always wondered why you can't swim up no matter what your skill is or even if you're buck naked.
Actually, you can.
I've tried flying/
Unless that's not what you meant. :-\
Post by: Yanlin on July 19, 2009, 10:29:30 am
I can swim to the bottom of the ocean, but never up.
Post by: piecewise on July 19, 2009, 01:32:34 pm
Well when I am playing my little tiny human man... I CAN NEVER SWIM UP!
I can swim to the bottom of the ocean, but never up.
I believe that would be called drowning. Basically you have to use alt+move in order to step into the water, otherwise you'll just sink and drown. It's tricky but once you get it you can swim for quite a while. I swam across an ocean just because I could.
Post by: Yanlin on July 19, 2009, 08:01:03 pm
Besides, if I'm a competent swimmer (Which would be around the level of a competitive swimmer.) I think I should be able to jump into water and FUCKING SWIM UP FOR FUCKS SAKE!
I wouldn't call myself anything past no-title swimmer but I fucking can!
Note, I DID take off EVERYTHING off my adventurer before trying this. He was swimming NAKED and STILL UNABLE TO SWIM UP.
So this rules out the "Too heavy" option.
Post by: Dragooble on July 19, 2009, 08:06:53 pm
Post by: Yanlin on July 19, 2009, 08:33:00 pm
Post by: piecewise on July 20, 2009, 12:33:00 am
Specifically we use the booze as a fuel to create a hot air balloon underwater. Also we drain some of your blood because it's obviously weighing you down.
Chubby blood.
Post by: Warlord of Woe on July 20, 2009, 10:33:36 am
On a slightly related note, my "draw my adventure" thing was about being encased in ice, not the inability to swim up, if that's where the topic originated.
Post by: Yanlin on July 20, 2009, 03:08:36 pm
I recently discovered you CAN swim up! While underwater, calmly receiving that flashing "Drowning" sign, press alt+numpad5 to move up or down!
On a slightly related note, my "draw my adventure" thing was about being encased in ice, not the inability to swim up, if that's where the topic originated.
WELL HOW FUCKING OBSCURE IS THAT?!
Using the "Descend" button works, using the "Ascend" button doesn't, but moving to the same spot carefully DOES?!
Post by: Sensei on July 20, 2009, 04:32:26 pm
Post by: piecewise on July 20, 2009, 04:48:40 pm
I recently discovered you CAN swim up! While underwater, calmly receiving that flashing "Drowning" sign, press alt+numpad5 to move up or down!
On a slightly related note, my "draw my adventure" thing was about being encased in ice, not the inability to swim up, if that's where the topic originated.
WELL HOW FUCKING OBSCURE IS THAT?!
Using the "Descend" button works, using the "Ascend" button doesn't, but moving to the same spot carefully DOES?!
If you're using the keypad to control your character then alt+5 is the same as alt+up
Post by: Deon on July 21, 2009, 03:25:39 am
8 ^
456 = <o>
2 v
Post by: tomas1297 on July 21, 2009, 10:24:08 am
It should be alt+Numpad8 to be the same as alt-up. 5 = stand on one place.It is.Tested.
8 ^
456 = <o>
2 v
Post by: Greiger on July 22, 2009, 09:51:43 am
Once drowning all swimming skill is ignored. And without swimming skill you are incapable of swimming upward, not even to climb back out of the water.
P.S. Of course I believe the comic in question was about the water flash freezing.
Post by: GruffyBears on July 23, 2009, 06:19:17 am
I, for example have no idea how to wrestle. (You grab a part of their body, but then what?)
Post by: Grendal on July 23, 2009, 11:12:19 am
Cat leather socks are dangerous
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Post by: Micr0 on July 23, 2009, 12:35:52 pm
I'm new to photobucket so if it does not work let me know.
Cat leather socks are dangerious
I tried fixing it, but the pictures just show up blank.
Post by: Grendal on July 23, 2009, 12:57:28 pm
Post by: CrimsonEon on July 24, 2009, 10:44:57 pm
I'm new to photobucket so if it does not work let me know.I'm sure that there have been enough Sock-related deaths in this Thread, but I absolutely must throw fuel onto this fire, with my own terrible MS Painting
Cat leather socks are dangerious
(http://i945.photobucket.com/albums/ad294/CrimsonEon/WHATJUSTHAPPENED.jpg)
The Titan Came quite literally out of nowhere, Knocked me once with a Sock, and that was the end of it.
Nothing saved me, Not my Artifact Steel Armor, not my Superdwarvenly Tough Stats, Nothing
Post by: WorkerDrone on July 24, 2009, 10:57:18 pm
Superdwarvenly Tough you say?
DAAAAAMN. That's one tough Skeletal Titan.
Post by: CrimsonEon on July 24, 2009, 10:58:24 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 24, 2009, 11:17:23 pm
Post by: piecewise on July 24, 2009, 11:24:20 pm
wearing dwarven socks....
he is just wearing them on each of his toes?
Also, I think you should go on a revenge quest to kill this motherhubbered.
Post by: Phantom on July 24, 2009, 11:55:24 pm
REMOVE ALL F*CKING MATTER FROM F*UCKING DF!!!!!!!!
Post by: piecewise on July 25, 2009, 02:20:06 am
idea!
REMOVE ALL F*CKING MATTER FROM F*UCKING DF!!!!!!!!
Remove all matter?
Ok so, in that senario DF would simply become a true vacuum. What's the good of that?
Post by: WorkerDrone on July 25, 2009, 02:22:29 am
It is our duty, as Dwarf Fortress players, to venture the impossible.
Post by: ousire on July 25, 2009, 02:37:34 am
Post by: Sharpo on July 26, 2009, 09:35:55 pm
Post by: Biag on July 26, 2009, 11:33:51 pm
I might draw it later, but I just made my first real assault on a forest retreat. I had done plenty of quests beforehand, so I already had twenty-five notable kills and fifty others. With me were two hammermen, two bowmen, a few spearmen, and a swordsman. They all died, I got wounded so I came back. Almost brought the whole thing down until some two-bit bowman broke my hip. I killed him, but another arrow pierced my lungs. The end of Josra Something the Squashed Artifices.
Post by: WorkerDrone on July 27, 2009, 12:26:49 am
Those are a challenge. Fighting Orcs on their own turf is the true test of your Dwarfhood.
Post by: piecewise on July 27, 2009, 04:14:11 am
Add [SPECIALATTACK_SUCK_BLOOD:50:100].
I might draw it later, but I just made my first real assault on a forest retreat. I had done plenty of quests beforehand, so I already had twenty-five notable kills and fifty others. With me were two hammermen, two bowmen, a few spearmen, and a swordsman. They all died, I got wounded so I came back. Almost brought the whole thing down until some two-bit bowman broke my hip. I killed him, but another arrow pierced my lungs. The end of Josra Something the Squashed Artifices.
Sucking blood is unusable to an adventurer.
Post by: Radioactive Zombie on July 27, 2009, 05:55:45 am
idea!
REMOVE ALL F*CKING MATTER FROM F*UCKING DF!!!!!!!!
Remove all matter?
Ok so, in that senario DF would simply become a true vacuum. What's the good of that?
Making it suck.
...
Okay i really dont know guys stop that
Post by: skaltum on July 27, 2009, 06:12:53 am
Add [SPECIALATTACK_SUCK_BLOOD:50:100].
I might draw it later, but I just made my first real assault on a forest retreat. I had done plenty of quests beforehand, so I already had twenty-five notable kills and fifty others. With me were two hammermen, two bowmen, a few spearmen, and a swordsman. They all died, I got wounded so I came back. Almost brought the whole thing down until some two-bit bowman broke my hip. I killed him, but another arrow pierced my lungs. The end of Josra Something the Squashed Artifices.
Sucking blood is unusable to an adventurer.
you can however add the inject extract tag from the GCS and paralyze any enemys you bite
EDIT: you will need to add the has extract tag from the GCS as well for it to work. on the wiki there is an example race that uses venom with every bite called an arachnid. i suggest you copy the tags from that
Post by: Kroack on July 27, 2009, 08:28:51 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
World gen is unkind to quest monsters.
(In case you don't understand the pic, that monster is missing his 3rd finger, left hand and is unconscious)
Post by: Biag on July 28, 2009, 01:02:27 am
Must... make... entire... town... pantsless...
Post by: mattie2009 on July 28, 2009, 05:47:46 am
A cyclops just wrestled my pants off. Literally. And then beat me to death with them.
Must... make... entire... town... pantsless...
You have it lucky compared to my guy.
He had his left leg ripped off and thrown at him. :(
And then it got stuck. >:(
So there I am, with one leg and the other sticking out of my arm, when a hammerman rushed me. :'(
My only saving grace here was he missed, and I got a counterstrike. :D
I sent him into a wall after smashing his head in. ;D
Then an archer shot me through both my remaining leg and my face. >:(
Rearranged my facial features with his bow, and took my head as a trophy. :'(
Post by: Judas Maccabeus on July 28, 2009, 09:09:21 am
So there I am, with one leg and the other sticking out of my arm,
"Erm... thanks for giving me my leg back, but that's not where it goes..."
Post by: scuba on July 28, 2009, 08:18:23 pm
Post by: Sizik on July 31, 2009, 10:43:28 am
So there I am, with one leg and the other sticking out of my arm,
"Erm... thanks for giving me my leg back, but that's not where it goes..."
Gimme back my legbone! (http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/soundbytes/SCOUT_givemebacklegbone.mp3)
Post by: mattyb3 on August 02, 2009, 11:34:24 am
(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1336/dfadventure.png)[/URL]
I modded my game so i could start as a bronze collusus, just to see how much stuff i could kill. After going through and slaying everyone i could see in a random human town, I came across the survivors, 3 children.
After a short fight one of the children managed to kill me with one punch, without any of the children coming to any harm themselves.
The end
Post by: piecewise on August 02, 2009, 02:53:47 pm
You guys have some bad luck.
Post by: WorkerDrone on August 02, 2009, 02:58:02 pm
Post by: Vester on August 02, 2009, 06:44:21 pm
At which point they beat you to death.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on August 02, 2009, 07:04:54 pm
Post by: Itnetlolor on August 02, 2009, 11:41:53 pm
Here is my story:All those children needed then was a big ol' orchestrated battle theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3PRXFLJYcw) as they slayed you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=147rTHgKmXY&feature=related). That would've been epic. I think they found the weak points and jabbed them out of commission.
(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1336/dfadventure.png)
I modded my game so i could start as a bronze collusus, just to see how much stuff i could kill. After going through and slaying everyone i could see in a random human town, I came across the survivors, 3 children.
After a short fight one of the children managed to kill me with one punch, without and of the children coming to any harm themselves.
The end
(apologies for my lack of drawing skill)
Post by: Lamey on August 03, 2009, 04:14:17 am
Post by: Vester on August 03, 2009, 06:13:31 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Okay I didn't actually do that in the game (strictly vanilla races for me!) but can you imagine how that would feel? ;D
Post by: ein on August 03, 2009, 06:32:28 am
Sounds like fun.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Vester on August 03, 2009, 06:55:48 am
A kobold adventurer jumping to absurd heights and taking down a bronze colossus? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InASingleBound)
Sounds like fun.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
....
It starts with one link.
But with that one link you've just singlehandedly sunk the entire forum.
Your guilt will kill you first! ;D
Post by: WorkerDrone on August 03, 2009, 07:44:22 am
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Post by: Vester on August 03, 2009, 09:01:48 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
EDIT: I think this Bronze Colossus is something like size 100.
Post by: Itnetlolor on August 03, 2009, 09:53:56 am
Quick (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttackPatternAlpha)! Let loose with the magma (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigRedButton), burn the cause of it all (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillItWithFire)! Let's have (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle09g6pwfjt7ot?from=Main.LetsGetDangerous) FUN (http://dwarf.lendemaindeveille.com/index.php/Fun)!
Post by: Demonic Spoon on August 03, 2009, 10:43:47 am
Post by: ein on August 03, 2009, 05:38:44 pm
That's how I can link there without spending hours forgetting that I'm replying to a topic.
Also, nice job with the links.
Post by: Vester on August 03, 2009, 05:48:21 pm
Way to start a (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main.NiceJobBreakingItHero) Tropes-Spiral (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SealedEvilInACan). Now the forum is doomed (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt).
Quick (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttackPatternAlpha)! Let loose with the magma (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigRedButton), burn the cause of it all (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillItWithFire)! Let's have (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle09g6pwfjt7ot?from=Main.LetsGetDangerous) FUN (http://dwarf.lendemaindeveille.com/index.php/Fun)!
You've done it.
You've killed the forum. :'(
Post by: Phantom on August 03, 2009, 06:05:24 pm
Post by: LegoLord on August 03, 2009, 09:43:48 pm
And climbing to the top of the wreckage am I, along with the other few forum goers immune to the infection, ready to start a new civilization! And then I trip into someone, creating a domino effect that sends us all falling a deadly height! Our only hope is that some of you zombies are down there to break our fall - or maybe a demon; those work just as well. The zombies (or demons) won't survive, but we will. On top of that, if we take out the demon, we get to finish our quest at the same time!Way to start a (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main.NiceJobBreakingItHero) Tropes-Spiral (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SealedEvilInACan). Now the forum is doomed (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt).
Quick (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttackPatternAlpha)! Let loose with the magma (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigRedButton), burn the cause of it all (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillItWithFire)! Let's have (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle09g6pwfjt7ot?from=Main.LetsGetDangerous) FUN (http://dwarf.lendemaindeveille.com/index.php/Fun)!
You've done it.
You've killed the forum. :'(
(I actually did kill a demon by going to sleep while flying a deadly height over him; I was modded to fly. Used the demon as a weapon from then on)
Post by: WorkerDrone on August 03, 2009, 09:52:31 pm
Now I just HAVE to make that paragraph into AsciiDraw.
With a punchline hopefully. Most of my jokes end with terrible punch lines. Or kick lines. Or sword lines. Or arrow holes.
Wait...
Oh crap I just messed that up didn't I?
Post by: Phantom on August 03, 2009, 09:53:07 pm
I don't have the attention to read TVTropes.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on August 03, 2009, 11:42:39 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The sad part is, I die many times this way
Post by: Vester on August 03, 2009, 11:55:10 pm
*Phantom uses a net to catch the falling*
I don't have the attention to read TVTropes.
At least you won't die of thirst like the rest of us.
Post by: Telcontar on August 04, 2009, 02:12:28 am
(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/2281/fatez.png) (http://img17.imageshack.us/i/fatez.png/)
Almost had this happen to me with some wolves, till I found out that you can get mud from the bottom and chuck it at them. I killed them, glop by tedious glop. It then happened to me with a giant something... hid myself in a corner and 'T'raveled out of there.
Post by: Vester on August 04, 2009, 07:05:00 am
And won.
Technically I didn't win, I just set trees on fire and watched her burn, but still.
I probably should draw that, since this is a draw your adventures thread... :P
Post by: PencilinHand on August 05, 2009, 03:08:48 pm
...
EDIT: I think this Bronze Colossus is something like size 100.
Actually, all megabeasts are size 20 in vanilla DF.
Post by: Vester on August 05, 2009, 06:29:18 pm
...
EDIT: I think this Bronze Colossus is something like size 100.
Actually, all megabeasts are size 20 in vanilla DF.
Awww, that's weaaaaak.
Although it's nothing a quick visit to the raws won't fix. ;D
Post by: Deimos56 on August 06, 2009, 12:18:20 am
Namely, the 4-armed, flying Adamantine Colossus. With size 50. That doesn't sever on breaks. :-X
I've been making more bad decisions. At least this isn't the worst.
Uh, anyway. I don't have any DF-related images drawn up, but if I happen to in the future, I'll drop them here.
Post by: Vester on August 06, 2009, 03:46:26 am
Bronze Colossi don't exist in my worlds anymore. They keep getting killed off by their replacement.
Namely, the 4-armed, flying Adamantine Colossus. With size 50. That doesn't sever on breaks. :-X
I've been making more bad decisions. At least this isn't the worst.
Uh, anyway. I don't have any DF-related images drawn up, but if I happen to in the future, I'll drop them here.
You should add BC's as semi-megas, that way they still get to muck around (though they'll outclass Cyclopes and Minotaurs by far :( )
Post by: CJ1145 on August 06, 2009, 06:17:42 pm
I suck at both drawing and writing, but hopefully it gets the point across. This actually happened in adventure mode. A dragon was spawned in a cave literally 10 seconds to the north of a Dwarven Mountainhome, and a magma pipe. Every day a few dwarfs would go in parties to try and kill it. One day, a guard named Likost went to test his luck, but when he attacked it, it jumped into the magma. Likost, being the crazy-ass Gandalf wannabe he is, jumped in after it.
Of course, we assume that they continue their battle at the center of the earth, until such time that Likost slays the beast and is reborn as Urist the White.
Post by: scuba on August 06, 2009, 10:51:28 pm
Post by: Vester on August 06, 2009, 10:57:14 pm
I suck at both drawing and writing, but hopefully it gets the point across. This actually happened in adventure mode. A dragon was spawned in a cave literally 10 seconds to the north of a Dwarven Mountainhome, and a magma pipe. Every day a few dwarfs would go in parties to try and kill it. One day, a guard named Likost went to test his luck, but when he attacked it, it jumped into the magma. Likost, being the crazy-ass Gandalf wannabe he is, jumped in after it.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Of course, we assume that they continue their battle at the center of the earth, until such time that Likost slays the beast and is reborn as Urist the White.
YOU SHALL NOT gblarg
Also, here's what happened with the zombie Titan
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: tomas1297 on August 07, 2009, 10:42:44 am
Post by: LegoLord on August 07, 2009, 03:33:33 pm
My dude wasn't even legendary.
Post by: Vester on August 07, 2009, 05:28:56 pm
I beat a skeletal titan once with just one hit to the head with a long sword. That was the first strike of our battle, and it was the only strike of our battle. I kept the bones.
My dude wasn't even legendary.
I actually tried fighting that zombie titan mano-a-dwarfo. My spear kept on getting stuck so I got pissed off and set trees on fire.
Post by: Rakonas on August 13, 2009, 11:31:46 am
Post by: h3lblad3 on August 13, 2009, 12:57:11 pm
Spoiler: Stupid Shopkeeper... T_T (click to show/hide)
Post by: Vester on August 13, 2009, 05:11:36 pm
I thought you exploded in gore, though.
Post by: h3lblad3 on August 13, 2009, 08:15:55 pm
I just know I got hit in the chest by an elf-bone crown. :(
EDIT: It appears that my upper body collapsed in a lump of gore.
However, I couldn't draw that anyway.
Post by: Vester on August 14, 2009, 08:08:04 am
I just looked back through the thread.
Piecewise's stuff is hilarious. So much RAEG.
Post by: CJ1145 on August 14, 2009, 05:32:39 pm
Terrible drawing skills strikes again! An infant got lost out on the edge of the map, so mommy dwarf goes to grab him. Right about that time, my modded size 300, 200 damblock, fireball-shooting, dragonfire-breathing, immune-to-all-but-the-holiest fire elder dragon appears. I decided to recruit him, and found out the infant somehow had a mace with him. I'll give you three guesses how the story ended.
Post by: h3lblad3 on August 14, 2009, 05:44:37 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on August 14, 2009, 06:21:35 pm
Post by: LegoLord on August 14, 2009, 06:34:46 pm
Infant dragoned to death by mace?He never said anything about any mace spray. Mind you, I can see that happening.
Post by: Vester on August 15, 2009, 09:31:01 am
I'd probably draw this if I could, one time I was ambushed by (I think) a grizzly bear, It instantly charged me , I instantly dodged to behind it, and I instantly threw a bolt at it from behind causing its head to explode.
I apologize whole-heartedly for the following image.
(http://i30.tinypic.com/jqn6dt.jpg)
I was reading my copy of Grimms' Fairy Tales earlier, and all of their dialogue is exactly like this. Except for the parts about Armok.
Post by: Deimos56 on August 15, 2009, 01:01:30 pm
This whole thread is just plain
Post by: Bricks on August 15, 2009, 01:14:18 pm
I also need to learn how to play adventure mode.
Piecewise's stuff reminds me of Jhnoen Vasquez's Happy Noodle Boy.
Post by: CrackFile on August 15, 2009, 06:58:33 pm
A kobold adventurer jumping to absurd heights and taking down a bronze colossus? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InASingleBound)Holy crap I just spent 2 FREAKING DAYS on that site.
Sounds like fun.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: h3lblad3 on August 15, 2009, 07:31:03 pm
Post by: Dragooble on August 15, 2009, 07:34:33 pm
i laugh at the wierdest things. this isn't that funny. but i laughed all the same. maybe it was the talking bear?I'd probably draw this if I could, one time I was ambushed by (I think) a grizzly bear, It instantly charged me , I instantly dodged to behind it, and I instantly threw a bolt at it from behind causing its head to explode.
I apologize whole-heartedly for the following image.
(http://i30.tinypic.com/jqn6dt.jpg)
I was reading my copy of Grimms' Fairy Tales earlier, and all of their dialogue is exactly like this. Except for the parts about Armok.
Post by: Sensei on August 15, 2009, 11:04:08 pm
YOU THROW THE xTITAN CORPSEx
THE SPINNING TITAN CORPSE HITS THE TITAN IN THE LOWER BODY
IT COLLAPSES INTO A LUMP OF GORE
THE TITAN IS STRUCK DOWN
Post by: Vester on August 16, 2009, 12:19:33 am
i laugh at the wierdest things. this isn't that funny. but i laughed all the same. maybe it was the talking bear?
Yeah, the whole point was the talking bear. It made me smile, drawing a talking bear. :D
Post by: 3 on August 16, 2009, 01:18:53 am
Can someone draw:
YOU THROW THE xTITAN CORPSEx
THE SPINNING TITAN CORPSE HITS THE TITAN IN THE LOWER BODY
IT COLLAPSES INTO A LUMP OF GORE
THE TITAN IS STRUCK DOWN
Doing my duty by raising the bar of artistic merit, and displaying stunning wit in the process:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Vester on August 16, 2009, 01:27:29 am
So large.
So naked.
Hehehe the other one has a crossbow bolt stuck in his flesh.
Post by: Sensei on August 16, 2009, 01:36:37 am
I saw my quote and I'm like 'Oh, phew!'
Post by: 3 on August 16, 2009, 01:47:35 am
Post by: abculatter_2 on August 16, 2009, 01:58:15 am
Can someone draw:
YOU THROW THE xTITAN CORPSEx
THE SPINNING TITAN CORPSE HITS THE TITAN IN THE LOWER BODY
IT COLLAPSES INTO A LUMP OF GORE
THE TITAN IS STRUCK DOWN
Doing my duty by raising the bar of artistic merit, and displaying stunning wit in the process:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Is that text supposed to be unintelligible?
Also, trollface.
Post by: DG on August 16, 2009, 09:30:49 am
Post by: Solifuge on August 16, 2009, 01:27:45 pm
Also, 3... I do believe your image made my too too sullied brain melt, pour from my ears, and resolve itself into a puddle on the carpet.
Verily, I LOLed.
Post by: Rakonas on August 16, 2009, 01:36:17 pm
I'd probably draw this if I could, one time I was ambushed by (I think) a grizzly bear, It instantly charged me , I instantly dodged to behind it, and I instantly threw a bolt at it from behind causing its head to explode.
I apologize whole-heartedly for the following image.
(http://i30.tinypic.com/jqn6dt.jpg)
I was reading my copy of Grimms' Fairy Tales earlier, and all of their dialogue is exactly like this. Except for the parts about Armok.
Hilarious, especially the talking bear, lmao.
Post by: Sensei on August 16, 2009, 02:02:10 pm
The hat suffered notable at the hands of .jpg compression, but here it is. A suitably foppish hat.
Post by: 3 on August 16, 2009, 03:25:18 pm
(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/937/fophat.jpg)
The hat suffered notable at the hands of .jpg compression, but here it is. A suitably foppish hat.
Do I detect a Freudian slip somewhere in that image...?
Post by: Sensei on August 16, 2009, 04:00:03 pm
I did mean to type 'notably', but that's not in the image.
Post by: 3 on August 16, 2009, 04:04:55 pm
See it yet?
Post by: Sensei on August 16, 2009, 04:07:38 pm
Hrm, yes, I'll be fixin' that now. What I get for trying to wake up early...
Edit: Done, but I still like the one that says it's been done by 3 more because it's less jpeggy.
Post by: Vester on August 16, 2009, 04:28:12 pm
Actually, now all he needs is a smoking jacket (or bathrobe) and a pipe. ;D
Post by: Sensei on August 16, 2009, 04:31:26 pm
I'm not sure if it'd be easier to draw on the clothes, or to start over if you mean to do that. Which sort of ruins the fun of defiling art.
Post by: Bralbaard on September 06, 2009, 02:53:43 pm
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/7681/angrydwarf.jpg)
Post by: Duuvian on September 08, 2009, 10:00:54 am
Post by: Kaiser Reinhard on September 08, 2009, 11:17:47 am
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l222/neoscreenier/dunnolol.jpg)
An adventurer and ex-adventurer were attacking a clown fortress (had clown mod in my game), but when they got to the top floor of one of the towers my adventurer had her lungs and heart pierced by an acid pie. She bled to death, while my other adventurer who had been traveling with this one for a year slaughtered every other clown on the floor as if he were enraged. I resumed with him, then took and started using her armour and the sword she used in honor of her, the hero who had nearly purged all elves from the world.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on September 08, 2009, 04:44:27 pm
Post by: Rashilul on September 08, 2009, 07:13:38 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Solifuge on September 08, 2009, 09:14:16 pm
I apologize for the fact that nothing is dying a horrible death in the following artwork, as this seems to be the pattern here.
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/7681/angrydwarf.jpg)
That right there is a darned fearsome dwarf. I love the style there Bralbaard!
Post by: ToonyMan on September 08, 2009, 10:23:14 pm
*wink wink*
...
*shakes head in disgusts*
Post by: Judas Maccabeus on September 09, 2009, 08:42:08 am
Spoiler: Due to width (click to show/hide)
Direct hit. ;D
I probably shouldn't have wasted so much time on the trees... they don't look good anyway, except maybe the willow...
Post by: Vester on September 09, 2009, 08:47:07 am
Okay, the elf's just bleeding.
But awesome.
Post by: DG on September 10, 2009, 02:21:04 am
Post by: Judas Maccabeus on September 10, 2009, 06:44:35 pm
Poor elves :( More importantly though, is that a glumprong second from the right?
European ash, actually. Or at least something that could be mistaken for a European ash if you squinted at it and had a good imagination. This took place in a non-evil area (well, there are elves there, and they're rather evil ones - the most important thing they've done in history is constantly declaring war on the civ my human came from whenver they tried to resettle one of their towns and overwhelming them by sheer numbers, then slaughtering the inhabitants and having a victory feast), so no glumprongs.
Hmmm... what does a glumprong look like, I wonder? The in-game symbol seems to imply that they don't have leaves at all, though my hideous failure to make a proper ash could be a glumprong instead, yes...
Post by: DG on September 11, 2009, 01:43:27 am
Hmmm... what does a glumprong look like, I wonder?
I was wondering that, too. Whoever comes up with the design first seems to claim unoffical ownership until someone else draws something cooler. But trees don't seem to be a very popular subject for drawing so the glumprong remains a mystery (unless threetoe has described them in detail in one of his stories I've yet to read). I do know that the raws mention shifting shadows as a prefstring.
Post by: AbuDhabi on September 11, 2009, 09:26:56 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Now I understand why, in some video tutorial or another, while discussing embarking, the tutor said '"Prepare Carefully" if you want to live'.
Post by: hostergaard on May 29, 2010, 11:49:27 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I was starting an adventure game for the first time when i suddenly got a message that my adventurer was hungry. I found some berries and tried to pick them up, it didn't work and i ended up putting them on fire. I shortly after I discover a elven village. I walk around and enjoy myself when suddenly I get a lot messages about people dying.
turns out the fire spread to the village and killed a lot of them...
Post by: Deimos56 on May 29, 2010, 01:02:09 pm
Like committing genocide without noticing... ???
Post by: hostergaard on May 29, 2010, 01:33:24 pm
Theres another incident I had, a bit more strange one actually.
I had spent my time robbing villages and decided to go to another continent to sell of my loot.
I had figured out a trick that if you traveled far enough on a land in adventure mode and then used the map to quicktravel you would start out in the sea allowing you to cross the waters quickly. I happened upon a beach and decided to travel along with it. Naturally I get hit by wave, and much to my surprise, started melting.
I panicked and tried to run away only to smelt completely and die a few steps inland.
What fun.
Post by: Peasant on May 29, 2010, 02:10:30 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: runiq on May 29, 2010, 02:21:33 pm
This has happened to you.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Never have I seen such an immaculately drawn walf. Kudos to you, good sir, kudos!
Post by: Robocorn on May 29, 2010, 02:31:50 pm
(http://imgur.com/QeLMu.png)
Post by: hostergaard on May 29, 2010, 04:04:52 pm
This has happened to you.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I can only see the top part...?
Post by: ToonyMan on May 29, 2010, 08:16:03 pm
How human economy works for adventurers. (at least for me)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Hilarious.
Post by: Yelloq on May 30, 2010, 12:28:21 am
Farmers, man...
Post by: The Anus of Discontent on May 30, 2010, 02:14:17 pm
Now, without further adieu, I give you my best artistic piece to date. (Oh, try not to get stuck on the fact that I changed bronze-colossus style halfway through... It's hard to find pictures of them! D:)
Oh, and it's freakin' huge. (Doth the maiden spake...)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Robocorn on May 30, 2010, 04:34:21 pm
As you all probably have heard by now, I killed a bronze colossus with a fluffy wambler. Now, I give you an artists rendering of what that adventure looked like and the resulting face that I wore the rest of that day as I told all of my highschool friends about this game that they all said was "stupid because the maker didn't put enough effort to give it appealing graphics." I know. I really do. I know you want to throttle them for being ignorant and tell them that graphics alone don't make a great game. I get it. But that's not why I'm posting this... So, I digress.You met the Buddha on the road and killed him?
Now, without further adieu, I give you my best artistic piece to date. (Oh, try not to get stuck on the fact that I changed bronze-colossus style halfway through... It's hard to find pictures of them! D:)
Oh, and it's freakin' huge. (Doth the maiden spake...)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on May 31, 2010, 12:28:01 am
Quote
You met the Buddha on the road and killed him?A large naked bronze Buddha sharing inner zen....through violence!
Anywho, here's my current adventurer, drawn in photoshop with just the brush tool while at work:
(http://i.imagehost.org/0409/Kobold_Songs.jpg)
Yes, I drew it while at work. Yes, I had free time and the security drones were offline. No, my boss ain't a Forgotten Beast...though there are very little differences...I do think he brethes fire though.
You guys gotta try playing a kobold, both fun & !!FUN!! when pretty much everything can kill you with ease...
[EDIT] added new link cuz' imagehost is mean...
(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/9375/koboldsongs.th.jpg) (http://img692.imageshack.us/i/koboldsongs.jpg/)
Post by: Josephus on May 31, 2010, 09:39:35 am
QuoteYou met the Buddha on the road and killed him?A large naked bronze Buddha sharing inner zen....through violence!
Anywho, here's my current adventurer, drawn in photoshop with just the brush tool while at work:
(http://i.imagehost.org/0409/Kobold_Songs.jpg)
Yes, I drew it while at work. Yes, I had free time and the security drones were offline. No, my boss ain't a Forgotten Beast...though there are very little differences...I do think he brethes fire though.
You guys gotta try playing a kobold, both fun & !!FUN!! when pretty much everything can kill you with ease...
Thy image link is broken.
Post by: The Anus of Discontent on May 31, 2010, 01:33:03 pm
Not for me...QuoteYou met the Buddha on the road and killed him?A large naked bronze Buddha sharing inner zen....through violence!
Anywho, here's my current adventurer, drawn in photoshop with just the brush tool while at work:
(http://i.imagehost.org/0409/Kobold_Songs.jpg)
Yes, I drew it while at work. Yes, I had free time and the security drones were offline. No, my boss ain't a Forgotten Beast...though there are very little differences...I do think he brethes fire though.
You guys gotta try playing a kobold, both fun & !!FUN!! when pretty much everything can kill you with ease...
Thy image link is broken.
Post by: Robocorn on May 31, 2010, 01:35:56 pm
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on May 31, 2010, 06:46:33 pm
(bronze, copper or iron lutes just seem....un-kobold~ish)
Post by: Robocorn on May 31, 2010, 06:55:00 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 01, 2010, 11:31:37 am
As for illustrating my adventures, I'll get to that in a while.
Post by: Lokii on June 01, 2010, 10:10:44 pm
Oh, I'm not using Kobold Camp (though I did get some stuff from it), using my own little mod just cuz'. Added a Lute weapon but it's made of wood therefore useless and used just for !!FUN!!
(bronze, copper or iron lutes just seem....un-kobold~ish)
Would you mind... sharing this with people? I love cutebolds >w<
Post by: Robocorn on June 02, 2010, 06:35:35 am
(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/2606/wuvmepweez.png)
I've played as a kobold several times before. Was fun, until you get splattered across a wall for the eleventh time without even a small chance to fight back. Let's face it, they just aren't meant to rule the world.
Kobolds can be opened up to world domination if you get rid of the annoying [MULTIPLE_LITTER_RARE] tag and set their cave population limit to some obscene limit like 5000. Kobolds having a population less than vermin doesn't make sense to me. I guess it was how DnD justified a first level character wiping the floor with hundreds of them and their populations not taking a huge hit.
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on June 02, 2010, 08:20:03 am
Would you mind... sharing this with people? I love cutebolds >w<Mmm, it's still too buggy and I'm still in the middle of fooling around and fixing stuff up (I'm not even changing anything major, just adding stuff like weapon variety, griffins, wyverns, wood golems, etc.). Do try the Kobold Camp mod, the maker did focus on the little guys so it should be just as interesting.
@ Robocorn
Heh, that's nice lookin' and quite accurate look of vanilla DF kobolds. I remember reading somewhere where he tweaked them a bit and they actually siege dorfs....which though interesting seems oddly.....out of "character"?
Post by: Robocorn on June 02, 2010, 11:44:30 am
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/108/realadventure.png)
Post by: Haspen on June 02, 2010, 03:00:48 pm
Post by: Sfon on June 02, 2010, 10:18:58 pm
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--EDIT--
For those who don't understand, here is one additional panel which takes place after the others.
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Post by: Robocorn on June 02, 2010, 11:59:34 pm
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on June 03, 2010, 12:05:07 am
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on June 03, 2010, 04:45:57 am
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Post by: Salabasama on June 07, 2010, 02:33:15 am
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x190/Olludah/gobchild.jpg)
Also, the first time I killed a giant. Though, to be honest, my party killed it, and I never put my hands on it.
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x190/Olludah/Giantkill.jpg)
Post by: AxemRed on June 07, 2010, 12:06:25 pm
I hate caves.
Post by: Haspen on June 07, 2010, 12:07:30 pm
So true :D
Post by: Akura on June 07, 2010, 02:07:30 pm
I know this has already been done, but:
(http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/6540/freezing.png)
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on June 08, 2010, 06:46:54 am
Post by: Josephus on June 08, 2010, 12:18:21 pm
It's funny, I've never lost an adventurer that way.
The man who never learned to swim is the man who will never die from freak accidents of temperature.
Post by: DarthCloakedDwarf on June 08, 2010, 01:28:16 pm
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Post by: NinjaE8825 on June 08, 2010, 04:32:35 pm
Turns out GCS aren't that frightening when they're zombies and you're a kobold with speed 1684. You can almost outrun the webbing!
Post by: Tradanbattlan on June 08, 2010, 04:36:29 pm
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Post by: kalida99 on June 08, 2010, 06:20:20 pm
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Post by: Kobold Troubadour on June 08, 2010, 07:57:54 pm
Elf Druid: Mm...the kid was a dick anyway. With all the biting and all.The story behind this is that I saw a child elf that was a Legendary Biter. Not wanting a challenge when I sacked the village later, I proceeded to beat him to a pulp. Two elves walked up, one of them being the Druid, the other a bowman (who was the father of the child I was demolishing), and do absolutely nothing. Noone is attacking me as I beat the child's face in. I gave him a black eye before finally ending his life with a shattered skull.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Elf Dad: Yeah, good riddance. You took longer that I expected though...
Post by: DarthCloakedDwarf on June 09, 2010, 12:01:46 am
After about 2 hours it's done!Nice wolves! Your art be better than mine.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: filthywalrus on June 09, 2010, 12:45:56 am
Anyways, this happened a long time ago so i don't remember exactly what happened, but it was similar to this:
http://img231.imageshack.us/i/readasfd.jpg/
sorry for not putting the image in the post itself, i tried but it wouldn't work.
Post by: Robocorn on June 09, 2010, 01:32:50 am
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[img]http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/808/readasfd.jpg[/img]Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: SethCreiyd on June 09, 2010, 02:03:18 am
Ninja, that picture is awesome.
Post by: NinjaE8825 on June 09, 2010, 04:32:31 am
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k51/NinjaE8824/Jalathraydusnthecave.jpg)
Jalathraydus escapes from the deeps!
The game said the sun was low in the eastern sky when I got out, but I have no idea if that means it's rising or setting in that world... ;^_^
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on June 09, 2010, 04:51:24 am
Also love the cross spear/pike. Oh, If it's in our standard, you must have gotten out around early morning...seemed appropriate, getting out of the darkness and greeted by the dawn of a new day.
Post by: NinjaE8825 on June 09, 2010, 08:00:22 am
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k51/NinjaE8824/JalathraydusnGiants.jpg)
She's supposed to be skipping along in that first panel. I swear, how do they even fit all those giants into that tiny little cave?
Post by: Greiger on June 09, 2010, 09:40:07 am
Post by: SethCreiyd on June 09, 2010, 12:34:19 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on June 09, 2010, 12:52:21 pm
If you made a comic, I'd buy it.Amen to dat, bruddah. I love your art style, NinjaE.
Post by: Haspen on June 09, 2010, 03:43:01 pm
Thirded!If you made a comic, I'd buy it.Amen to dat, bruddah. I love your art style, NinjaE.
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on June 09, 2010, 06:44:05 pm
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k51/NinjaE8824/JalathraydusnGiants.jpg)The 1st panel was missing a flower field w/ butterflies and gumdrops. I like to think of the caves as a "one size fits all" home...from dragons to kobolds. Wait....do all giants come with censor bars? Also love how your kobold looks like a fallout survivor or something (complete w/ glowy eyes).
She's supposed to be skipping along in that first panel. I swear, how do they even fit all those giants into that tiny little cave?
Oh, what did you use to draw those NinjaE? A tablet? And in what program?
Post by: NinjaE8825 on June 10, 2010, 05:16:53 am
Jalathraydus the Tulip of Famine tries to get at that sweet, sweet, dwarf-made armour.
Presumably, the captain's won over once Jal pulls a two meters long dead spider out of her barrel (and drinks the ale at the bottom, to prove her dwarfiness).
I always thought it was funny how you could retire in a dwarfhold and they'd just GIVE you a full set of armour.
Also, wow, I've got fans O_O
@Troubadour
Heh, flowers really would have dotted the i, there, wouldn't they. :p
Well, it was censor bars or 9-ton naked people. Wonder if giants will ever get clothes?
As for the kobolds, the glowing eyes are actually canon. I figure kobolds who want the slightest chance at stealth like Jalathraydus wear hoods everywhere, since otherwise, the glow would give away their positions.
I use a wacom tablet and GIMP.
Post by: Doomshifter on June 11, 2010, 11:10:04 pm
Post by: BodyGripper on June 11, 2010, 11:42:15 pm
(http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo229/Wolfsim/SpiderofRiddling.jpg)
This is my axedwarf fighting a hoard of humans (just pretend there are more "off-screen") while his companion, a Pangolin Monster, watches and does nothing. Unsurprisingly, this monster, Imi Poisonford the Spider of Riddling, is associated with treachery.
Post by: SethCreiyd on June 12, 2010, 12:09:16 am
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on June 12, 2010, 12:43:40 am
Unsurprisingly, this monster, Imi Poisonford the Spider of Riddling, is associated with treachery.Then you were just asking for it...you also probably said: "I've got a demon with me! What could possibly go wrong?"
Post by: Haspen on June 12, 2010, 03:03:43 am
[awesome pic goes there]
*faints* That yellow glow under her hood is a real killer.
Honestly, do several comics on some site and make people squee (I would squee!) :P
Post by: NinjaE8825 on June 12, 2010, 09:02:55 am
Man I have no idea what a river is doing in the middle of a haunted desert.
Also, first glimpse of Jal's new dwarfy outfit!
@Haspen
Well, I might do something like that once exams are a thing of the past. Right now, having to keep a regular update schedule might just make my head explode.
@Bodygripper
I really like how there's a little girl in a pink dress. Also, that is the second most self-satisfied pangolin I've ever seen.
Post by: Haspen on June 12, 2010, 11:05:02 am
Are those based on your real adventurer?
Post by: BodyGripper on June 12, 2010, 05:06:46 pm
Hey, he wasn't that bad. After I retired for a year or so, I found him prowling around a kobold cave and he joined forces with me again. It was very heartwarming.Unsurprisingly, this monster, Imi Poisonford the Spider of Riddling, is associated with treachery.Then you were just asking for it...you also probably said: "I've got a demon with me! What could possibly go wrong?"
Post by: Dora Feddy on June 18, 2010, 11:16:31 pm
(http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu321/Adea_Dazin/DF.png)
Short elf RAEG.
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on June 18, 2010, 11:31:04 pm
Post by: Dora Feddy on June 18, 2010, 11:34:04 pm
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on June 19, 2010, 01:10:11 am
Post by: Haspen on June 19, 2010, 03:51:22 am
Don't elves live for ages anyway? Maybe 44 is extremely young for an elf.
Elves are immortal in terms of aging.
Post by: Tofu on June 20, 2010, 06:25:34 am
(sorry in advance for my crappy writing...looks like shit)
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Post by: gumball135 on June 20, 2010, 06:52:52 am
Don't elves live for ages anyway? Maybe 44 is extremely young for an elf.
Elves are immortal in terms of aging.
Thankfully, that isn't the case in terms of magma.
Speaking of which...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yes, it's extremeley unoriginal, it's bad quality (made in Paint), and has absolutely nothing to do with adventure mode; but I was bored. What can I say? :P
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on June 20, 2010, 06:56:44 am
Fortress mode is just a group adventure!
Post by: BodyGripper on June 20, 2010, 10:16:27 pm
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Post by: Haspen on June 21, 2010, 05:44:12 am
Well, in that case, I give you this:Oh god the last one is giving me SRS NITEMAERS images!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I HOPE YOU DIE IN ELVEN FIRES.
Post by: Medicine Man on June 21, 2010, 08:17:44 am
Well, in that case, I give you this:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The last pannel is going to give me nightmares too.....
Post by: Siquo on June 21, 2010, 09:59:33 am
Post by: Eric Blank on June 21, 2010, 01:50:18 pm
Post by: BodyGripper on June 21, 2010, 01:56:21 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 21, 2010, 02:06:11 pm
Post by: BodyGripper on June 21, 2010, 02:22:49 pm
Post by: Peasant on June 23, 2010, 02:28:15 am
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Post by: Nivim on June 23, 2010, 04:22:25 am
Post by: The Anus of Discontent on July 08, 2010, 12:22:19 am
Poor move on my part...
I didn't want to fight them, because I had taken off most of my armor to switch it out for the demon's exceptional leather stuff... I figured they'd kill me, so I ran for the woods. Almost a day of running and there were only two townspeople, the shopkeeper and some other random guy, still chasing me, so I turned around and...
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Post by: Kobold Troubadour on July 08, 2010, 12:41:41 am
I didn't want to fight them, because I had taken off most of my armor to switch it out for the demon's exceptional leather stuff... I figured they'd kill me, so I ran for the woods. Almost a day of running and there were only two townspeople, the shopkeeper and some other random guy, still chasing me.So the rest either gave up and went home or were eaten by wolves. Yay?
Oh, and kudos to oneshot-ing the last pursuers. Did you eventually went all out on the town?
Post by: The Anus of Discontent on July 08, 2010, 12:47:57 am
I'm thinking about going back now... I had to take a quick break to put all of this in paint. I'll go back and make sure I make another comic about it xDI didn't want to fight them, because I had taken off most of my armor to switch it out for the demon's exceptional leather stuff... I figured they'd kill me, so I ran for the woods. Almost a day of running and there were only two townspeople, the shopkeeper and some other random guy, still chasing me.So the rest either gave up and went home or were eaten by wolves. Yay?
Oh, and kudos to oneshot-ing the last pursuers. Did you eventually went all out on the town?
EDIT: Upon entering the town, I was accosted by a spearman. He said his name and I saw that he was missing a tooth. So, thinking he would be tough, I decided to hit him and run away. My first hit slashed his throat and cut it apart. I knocked him flat on his ass with the attack. I walked two squares away before he got up and started chasing after me. I turned around, gave him a stern look, and sliced him clean in half xD
Post by: Rumrusher on July 08, 2010, 03:12:44 pm
Spoiler: "runesmith+adv mode" (click to show/hide)
Getting the demons is the easy part the hard part is finding where to store said demons.
Post by: Miko19 on July 08, 2010, 03:16:17 pm
Aghh! How can you make demons talkable and friendly?! I tried all the ways, but still, they can't talk with me.Spoiler: "runesmith+adv mode" (click to show/hide)
Getting the demons is the easy part the hard part is finding where to store said demons.
Have you modded the raws or something?
A step-by-step instruction would be nice
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on July 09, 2010, 02:31:02 am
Edit: Never mind, it seems you already made a thread on how to do this.
Post by: Catastrophic lolcats on July 11, 2010, 04:57:16 am
First time I've ever attempted a comic so its pretty shoddy, also the spelling mistakes are there on purpose ... I swear (okay so the elf says what instead of want, screw you)!
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Post by: Rumrusher on July 11, 2010, 02:07:10 pm
I drew a comic for the new update and decided to include my adventurer "Xzae Nusbioxa" which translates to Bunnytrampled. He also managed to get the title of Contestbride after a few homicides.sadly you can't butcher elves either it's ethics or not hungry enough to do it?
First time I've ever attempted a comic so its pretty shoddy, also the spelling mistakes are there on purpose ... I swear (okay so the elf says what instead of want, screw you)!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
still one can make a custom reaction close to taxidermy and have elf statue.
Post by: Failchon on July 11, 2010, 02:07:37 pm
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He didn't even bleed or anything.
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on July 11, 2010, 06:51:33 pm
He didn't even bleed or anything.Guess a direct rabid bite to the brain will do that to you...
Post by: Jordrake on July 12, 2010, 04:24:07 pm
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Post by: Haspen on July 12, 2010, 04:26:04 pm
Post by: Jordrake on July 12, 2010, 05:09:30 pm
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Boom.
Axe.
Please note, that it goes against the spirit of the mod to summon countless axes to sell in order to buy higher quality items. It is to be used in a pinch and when you need throwing items.
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on July 12, 2010, 07:05:42 pm
You remind me of a Dwarven Link...I modded in a reaction to make a copper battleaxe by concentrating.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Doo-doo-doo-DOO~
You've gotten "Copper Axe"!
But I'm sorry. We're gonna' eventually use your creation for evil, maniacal, and dorfy purposes...kinda' like nuclear power!
Post by: uber pye on July 12, 2010, 07:08:13 pm
You remind me of a Dwarven Link...I modded in a reaction to make a copper battleaxe by concentrating.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Doo-doo-doo-DOO~
You've gotten "Copper Axe"!
But I'm sorry. We're gonna' eventually use your creation for evil, maniacal, and dorfy purposes...kinda' like nuclear power!
use this for evil too
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[REACTION:ADV_FLUFFY_WAMBLER_FINDER]
[NAME:find fluffy wambler]
[ADVENTURE_MODE_ENABLED]
[PRODUCT:100:1:VERMIN:NO_SUBTYPE:WAMBLER_FLUFFY:WAMBLER_FLUFFY]
[PRODUCT:90:1:VERMIN:NO_SUBTYPE:WAMBLER_FLUFFY:WAMBLER_FLUFFY]
[PRODUCT:80:1:VERMIN:NO_SUBTYPE:WAMBLER_FLUFFY:WAMBLER_FLUFFY]
[PRODUCT:70:1:VERMIN:NO_SUBTYPE:WAMBLER_FLUFFY:WAMBLER_FLUFFY]
[PRODUCT:60:1:VERMIN:NO_SUBTYPE:WAMBLER_FLUFFY:WAMBLER_FLUFFY]
[PRODUCT:50:1:VERMIN:NO_SUBTYPE:WAMBLER_FLUFFY:WAMBLER_FLUFFY]
[PRODUCT:40:1:VERMIN:NO_SUBTYPE:WAMBLER_FLUFFY:WAMBLER_FLUFFY]
[PRODUCT:30:1:VERMIN:NO_SUBTYPE:WAMBLER_FLUFFY:WAMBLER_FLUFFY]
[PRODUCT:20:1:VERMIN:NO_SUBTYPE:WAMBLER_FLUFFY:WAMBLER_FLUFFY]
[PRODUCT:10:1:VERMIN:NO_SUBTYPE:WAMBLER_FLUFFY:WAMBLER_FLUFFY]
[SKILL:TRAPPING]
>8D
Post by: Evergod41 on July 12, 2010, 07:42:06 pm
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/563/thedeathofanadventurer.png) the hydra has only 5 heads, couldn't fit in two more
and this really happened, after fighting some wolves, an ettin comes out of a cave i just left fighting the other ettin, anounces his name, and charges me, knocking my head off...
Post by: cartmann on July 12, 2010, 07:47:19 pm
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:A:NONE]
On the end of the product - Why? surely [PRODUCT:75:1:WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_AXE_BATTLE:INORGANIC:COPPER]
is sufficient
EDIT: Forgot to mention, I've had a good laugh going through this thread.
I reckon it's a good way of comically introducing new people to the game.
Post by: Jordrake on July 13, 2010, 09:56:25 am
It's adapted from someone else's modding, I didn't want to mess around with it beyond my understanding.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
:A:NONE]
On the end of the product - Why? surely [PRODUCT:75:1:WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_AXE_BATTLE:INORGANIC:COPPER]
is sufficient
Post by: Grimlocke on July 14, 2010, 05:23:50 pm
Post by: Murphy on July 14, 2010, 08:09:50 pm
You forgot the final part, where gravity comes into play. I.e. the axe falls flat on the dwarf's head.I modded in a reaction to make a copper battleaxe by concentrating.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Eric Blank on July 15, 2010, 02:15:56 am
Post by: Kamudo on July 15, 2010, 10:33:02 pm
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Post by: OmnipotentGrue on July 16, 2010, 02:20:51 am
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Post by: Kamudo on July 16, 2010, 02:37:40 am
Post by: SethCreiyd on July 16, 2010, 01:31:41 pm
Spoiler: Fun with custom reactions. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on July 16, 2010, 07:29:43 pm
Play Now! dwarves are fun...El chupacabra! El chupacabra! Hide your elves and goats!And by Play Now! dwarves I mean dwarves that have thrown away all their belongings. Clothes? Pffft, who needs em.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on July 16, 2010, 08:13:30 pm
Spoiler: Fun with custom reactions. (click to show/hide)
Laced with human blood?
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on July 16, 2010, 08:31:36 pm
Laced with human blood?Recycled magic missile...so they're more like magical snow balls I guess.
Post by: SethCreiyd on July 16, 2010, 09:45:14 pm
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on July 17, 2010, 12:13:50 am
The 'magic' is technically a superheated glob of liquid, so it mixes with the blood when it smashes into someone like that. The game reports this faithfully. No recycling, they disappear after you throw them (or fail to throw them fast enough).Oh? Interesting...may we see the RAWs of this "ability"?
Post by: SethCreiyd on July 17, 2010, 01:02:01 am
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Post by: Rumrusher on July 18, 2010, 02:51:46 am
I sent a bronze colossus adventurer into the ocean with the "(infinite) burning fuel in a bag trick" after some swimming I notice a above see level hill where I took my burning metal man to dry up the ground to plant more '(I)Bfiab' so far I got up to a quarter of the zlevel done and then this happens.
(http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/rr244/dangdoodle/doodles/colossusmadeisle.jpg)
I'm lucky I didn't freeze over from it but now I'm scared to even swim.
at least I know now why there is no marine life.
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on July 18, 2010, 08:41:51 am
Post by: Rumrusher on July 18, 2010, 12:17:15 pm
I don't get it, did the ocean suddenly freeze?yes yes it did.and now I'm trap on this island I made for my self.
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Post by: FreakyCheeseMan on July 18, 2010, 01:32:12 pm
I don't get it, did the ocean suddenly freeze?yes yes it did.and now I'm trap on this island I made for my self.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
...how? Explain, man, explain!
Post by: Rumrusher on July 18, 2010, 03:11:01 pm
modded bronze colossus playable being the only default class that don't get burns or frostbite,
and added the bonfire mod which makes a burning non dying fire (except to water)
stuck it into a slade bag(adventurer reaction) and walk out into the water the bag protect the bonfire coal while the bonfire burns
swam some tiles and found a section of land above the sea level.
while on fire I walk around to dry off some sections and created more bags with !!bonfire!! to keep the water from moving back in.
I must have fail to notice that the area had freezing waters. oh well keeping the area dry is the easy part making a house for it all is the hard. mostly for that I don't know how to make a creature that will cause a dust attack that will knock you up for any chance of roof building(or making a second floor), nor know how to make a rock that can freeze water I got a rock that can give you frostbite but that's all. got close to it with a blizzard man but that was back in .03 and you need alot of blizzard men.
Post by: FreakyCheeseMan on July 18, 2010, 04:19:32 pm
I kinda explain it in the post with the picture here a more in detail
modded bronze colossus playable being the only default class that don't get burns or frostbite,
and added the bonfire mod which makes a burning non dying fire (except to water)
stuck it into a slade bag(adventurer reaction) and walk out into the water the bag protect the bonfire coal while the bonfire burns
swam some tiles and found a section of land above the sea level.
while on fire I walk around to dry off some sections and created more bags with !!bonfire!! to keep the water from moving back in.
I must have fail to notice that the area had freezing waters. oh well keeping the area dry is the easy part making a house for it all is the hard. mostly for that I don't know how to make a creature that will cause a dust attack that will knock you up for any chance of roof building(or making a second floor), nor know how to make a rock that can freeze water I got a rock that can give you frostbite but that's all. got close to it with a blizzard man but that was back in .03 and you need alot of blizzard men.
So... you had to find an already extant island, just expand it?
I know some people were looking for land that could fit on a single fortress map... did you find such?
Post by: Rumrusher on July 18, 2010, 05:51:20 pm
out game I need to learn how to upload saves and fort data that and I don't know if bonfire is heavy enough to stay in one place once I retire the adventurer.
this is seconds to getting a jump and ice ability from modding (I have the place holders to prevent a world gen just I don't know how to make it)
Post by: TrickySampson on July 19, 2010, 08:59:11 pm
Post by: oidip on July 20, 2010, 11:03:39 am
(http://i737.photobucket.com/albums/xx20/oidip/Dwarf%20fortres/Adeventue.png)
Post by: Medicine Man on July 20, 2010, 11:12:30 am
Post by: oidip on July 20, 2010, 11:32:50 am
Post by: The Scout on July 20, 2010, 06:55:48 pm
my head killed a wolf.Quick, someone make a comic of it.
Post by: oidip on July 21, 2010, 12:30:54 pm
(http://i737.photobucket.com/albums/xx20/oidip/Dwarf%20fortres/Uristmcadvenure.png)my head killed a wolf.Quick, someone make a comic of it.
Post by: iceball3 on July 21, 2010, 03:21:32 pm
i'm going to go lay down for a while...
Post by: oidip on July 21, 2010, 04:31:59 pm
I love 40d!
(http://i737.photobucket.com/albums/xx20/oidip/Dwarf%20fortres/Lolwut.png)
Post by: charred_gp on July 22, 2010, 08:09:14 pm
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c153/gthegreat277/DFpaint.jpg?t=1279847329)
Post by: Taco Dan on July 29, 2010, 06:14:12 pm
Post by: Comrade_Fregge on August 01, 2010, 11:17:32 am
(http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac116/Comrade_Fregge/Dwarf.jpg)
Post by: Vertigon on August 01, 2010, 02:43:25 pm
-snip-
Lol copypasta. It's borked, though, his chestplate is white in all but the first frame.
Still an excellent comic :D
Post by: s20dan on August 01, 2010, 06:04:49 pm
Its a true story from my current fort which has had enough problems/events to rival BoatMurdered.
Tis the story of one dwarf and what can happen when he's pushed too far....
Its a bit large, you might have to zoom out [Ctrl + Mousewheel] or [Ctrl + '-/_']
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The story does go on, but I don't know how to justify spending so much time on such a crap bit of art ;)
Post by: Macalano on August 01, 2010, 07:18:58 pm
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Post by: Toast024 on August 01, 2010, 07:51:34 pm
Post by: SethCreiyd on August 01, 2010, 09:07:31 pm
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on August 01, 2010, 11:31:20 pm
No comedy, just trajuhdee...Upon seeing your artwork, an Art critic may say it is a well drawn visual manifestation and characterization of the emotional impact and affiliation of the creator. A window to ones own understanding and view off the world through their own eyes.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Me, I'd ask WTH have you been smoking...cuz' I want some...
Post by: Josephus on August 02, 2010, 01:44:29 am
Post by: Macalano on August 02, 2010, 06:54:36 am
No comedy, just trajuhdee...Upon seeing your artwork, an Art critic may say it is a well drawn visual manifestation and characterization of the emotional impact and affiliation of the creator. A window to ones own understanding and view off the world through their own eyes.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Me, I'd ask WTH have you been smoking...cuz' I want some...
No no no! ^_^
http://mrdoob.com/projects/harmony/
It makes any MSPaint drawing look of that caliber.
And its a dwarf that was killed by a giant cave spider...
Post by: necrodoom on August 03, 2010, 07:07:33 am
Post by: Krieg47 on August 03, 2010, 05:35:51 pm
Hero: GLORRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY. GLOORY!? GLORY! GLORY? I SEEK IT.
Pikeman: Cut it out, man, trying to-
Hero: You, me, glory, now. We embark on a quest!
Pikeman: If it shuts you up. Rather be anywhere else than here, you have my pike! (:P)
Day passes.
Hero: We have done a nice day full of glory and questing.
Pikeman: Very tired, his arms are injured. We should rest...
Hero: Never! Both me and the player who controls me will never stop! Even if it's dark and if we get ambushed and one of us dies, we will not stop for glory!
Hero and side-kick go through another ambush before momentarily resting. They then agree to quit racing for glory for the day and make their way back to town, and so they [T]ravel quickly, while on their way...
Pikeman: %$#@. More alligators.
Hero: Fear not, my minion! It is only two. If you want to, you can rest and leave them to me, now...
The alligators go one on one against the Hero and Pikeman. They are halfway through the fight before they see more alligators coming around to the commotion.
Pikeman: D: THE HELL, HERO. IF I DIE U IN BIG TRUBLE.
Hero: Never fear, I've got ye! Handle that one by yourself and I will kill these three!
Hero: You stabbed the alligators a lot.
Alligator is struck down!
Another alligator is struck down!
Alligator is struck down!
Hero: My job is done, now to see where my partner in questing is...
Hero hears: "Alligator bites Pikeman in the upper torso, fracturing the bone and ripping a tendon!
Schijiroji, Pikeman, is struck down!"
Hero: Villain! Goes on killy rampage, kills two more alligators before leaving.
Hero: v.v Collects Pikeman's blood and drinks it. More glory for me.
Hero then spends the rest of the night combating more groups of lions and alligators before finally dying to a group of 4 alligators. His last words were: "I WILL AVENGE YE, PIKEMAN! FOR GLOOORY-"
Basically recruited a guy, went out to battle stuff but was ambushed a LOT, my char was doing fine, Pikeman gets injured and I'm like... "LES KEEP GOIN, YO!", we continue to get ambushed as we go explore until my recruit dies to alligators. Pretty funny. Then I go on trying to go back to town once again before meeting several more ambushes, and dying to several alligators.
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on August 05, 2010, 03:13:02 am
alternate link:
http://i.imagehost.org/0975/dragonfire_copy.jpg
Somewhere in the fire is 2 of my companions...or what's gonna' be left of them.
Post by: SethCreiyd on August 05, 2010, 03:16:49 am
Post by: Encased in burning magma on August 05, 2010, 05:51:42 am
Tried to draw Sankis the Beardless tearing apart a baby.
Thoughts?
Post by: Evergod41 on August 05, 2010, 06:20:39 am
Post by: Josephus on August 05, 2010, 06:21:32 am
Post by: Medicine Man on August 05, 2010, 06:22:44 am
Post by: Encased in burning magma on August 05, 2010, 06:48:19 am
That is because you have Superdwarven eyesight.
I call it neo-neo-neo-impressionism!
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on August 05, 2010, 07:02:26 am
Post by: SethCreiyd on August 05, 2010, 08:17:32 am
Quote from: Lt. Commander Data
While suggesting the free treatment of form usually attributed to Fauvism, this quite inappropriately attempts to juxtapose the disparate cubistic styles of Picasso and Léger. In addition, the use of color suggests a haphazard melange of clashing styles. Furthermore, the unsettling overtones of proto-Vulcan influences...
I like it, the faces are quite expressive.
Post by: Macalano on August 06, 2010, 06:57:32 am
Heres my contribution, I plan on drawing this thing soon. Assuming it doesnt look like every other forgotten beast...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
or this
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Post by: Glech on August 08, 2010, 01:15:47 am
(http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6902/sankis.png)
Tried to draw Sankis the Beardless tearing apart a baby.
Thoughts?
This image is clearly the work of a schizophrenic.
I assume he has lost the will to control his actions as depicted with his mangled hands and he cannot tell the difference between a child and a bug, but does not care if he hurts either.
The man needs serious help and needs to 't'ravel to the nearest hospital to become sane.
tl;dr posing as a psychologist.
Post by: Encased in burning magma on August 10, 2010, 11:12:03 am
You can only become sane by jumping in the magma reserve or beating the milkers until the dogs rip you apart.
Post by: john_alexander on August 10, 2010, 08:23:12 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on August 11, 2010, 04:14:12 am
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on August 11, 2010, 04:17:05 am
What about you Dr. Freud?
Post by: Josephus on August 11, 2010, 06:37:39 am
I see a penguin getting pinky-fist punched by a burning dwarf...
What about you Dr. Freud?
Quote from: Dr. Freud
I see a penis. In fact, I see several.
Post by: Shade-o on August 11, 2010, 07:03:04 am
Post by: Macalano on August 11, 2010, 07:25:12 am
(http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6902/sankis.png)
Tried to draw Sankis the Beardless tearing apart a baby.
Thoughts?
You know dwarves do stupid things...
I'm thinking it was a burning cat, and the dwarf went to pet it.
"FIRE HOT"
Post by: Deon on August 11, 2010, 08:37:07 am
Genesis Mod. Cockatrice adventurer. First battle.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Haha, awesome image! Why didn't you post it in the mod thread, or did I miss it there too? That happens often: forest spiders web you alive but can't bite through your armor so you kinda hang there near some tree until they get a lucky shot :).
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on August 11, 2010, 08:49:14 am
Post by: Deon on August 11, 2010, 09:08:51 am
Post by: Comrade_Fregge on August 11, 2010, 09:28:47 am
Post by: LizardKing on August 11, 2010, 02:55:10 pm
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Post by: Deon on August 11, 2010, 03:38:18 pm
I didnt know there WERE forest spiders in Adventure mode. I hope theyll be available as mounts when toady adds mounts in Adv mode!You can check the list in the first post for the most of the added critters (I could forget some).
Yeah, LizardKing. I love mountain climbing runs too :D.
Post by: LizardKing on August 11, 2010, 03:50:18 pm
Yeah, LizardKing. I love mountain climbing runs too :D.
I thought it was the symbol for a ruin or something. Took me bloody ages to get there expecting something awesome >_<
Post by: Eric Blank on August 11, 2010, 05:36:02 pm
Post by: Rhenaya on August 11, 2010, 06:15:08 pm
You should probably hold back on the hopes of seeing something truly awesome that wasn't made by you or someone else, generated towns and cities are boring now and I don't think toady has improving them/making customization options for them very high on the to-do list.
uhm do you read the dev blog... say the last four entries?
Post by: Deon on August 11, 2010, 08:00:08 pm
Post by: Medicine Man on August 23, 2010, 03:50:06 am
(http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6902/sankis.png)It looks like a Tellytubby who is on fire and ripping apart a blob.
Tried to draw Sankis the Beardless tearing apart a baby.
Thoughts?
Post by: Comrade_Fregge on August 23, 2010, 06:53:13 am
Post by: Medicine Man on August 23, 2010, 07:07:40 am
Quote
(http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6902/sankis.png)
What?
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on August 23, 2010, 07:08:48 am
Post by: Vertigon on August 24, 2010, 08:30:35 pm
QuoteFUCKING SNIPWhat?
Indeed, how childish.
Post by: iceball3 on August 24, 2010, 08:36:57 pm
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on August 24, 2010, 09:52:08 pm
(http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/6736/playwiththemselves.jpg)
Post by: iceball3 on August 24, 2010, 10:57:16 pm
Post by: Comrade_Fregge on August 26, 2010, 04:35:11 pm
Here is a picture of a goblin with a halberd and a mask guarding some elven prisoners.
(http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac116/Comrade_Fregge/goblin2.png)
Im not sure if the DF gobs are supposed to have pointy ears, but I think they should. Theyre like elves, only cooler and less annoying.
Post by: Evergod41 on August 26, 2010, 08:43:02 pm
Thats more of an over-glorified battle-ax
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on August 26, 2010, 09:07:43 pm
Hooray!
Post by: Comrade_Fregge on August 27, 2010, 02:56:52 am
Thats not a halberd, a halberd is ALOT longer, and only has one side...
Thats more of an over-glorified battle-ax
In my fucked up mind, thats a halberd.
Post by: BurningLed on August 27, 2010, 05:48:47 pm
It was either the fast travel or half-mile I walked before the fast travel.
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on August 27, 2010, 11:13:43 pm
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on August 28, 2010, 02:32:22 am
Heh, kinda' like an 8-bit kirby-ish adventure...uhm, you were a dragon like thing and killed your dwarven companions under a moonlit night?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
@BurningLed: Hate it when that happens...is it because their slower than you or have they just realized the crazy thing they got themselves into?
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on August 29, 2010, 05:54:16 am
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on August 31, 2010, 03:27:07 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on August 31, 2010, 04:29:31 am
Post by: Josephus on August 31, 2010, 05:34:20 am
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on August 31, 2010, 07:09:23 am
Edit: That must be one powerful PAINTBRUSH. Dammit, Flash!
Also myself for not noticing that, but hey.
Post by: Josephus on August 31, 2010, 07:11:41 am
Post by: strongrudder on September 09, 2010, 02:56:39 am
After tangling with some giant desert scorpions in a snowy desert, he was rendered unable to walk. So he crawled to a human dark fortress... where he found the citizens at war with each other. The first corpse he found was wearing a "lion leather hood." So of course he looted that. Given that his description made it clear that his head was pretty much covered with braided hair, I imagined the "lion leather hood" less as a leather hood and more as a hat made out of a lion's head. It made the fuzz situation even more
Spoiler: the crippled adventurer (click to show/hide)
He was killed after getting involved in the goblin/human war himself... but not after taking out a fair number of both races and earning himself a nice long name.
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on September 09, 2010, 03:01:52 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on September 09, 2010, 04:28:56 am
It was a very old world (meaning, around 5000 years old), with no civ pop limits, megabeast cutoff, but lots of them beasts. I'm not exactly sure what happened there, but the elves of the world were mostly driven out of their forests until they no longer existed as a civ. There were scores of ruins all over the world - towns, forts, forest retreats. Into one such ruined town my goblin adventurer foolishly ventured, not expecting anything but possible loot. And then this happened.
Like I said, I'm not sure I can draw this one. I just don't think I'll be able to draw so. many. ELVES.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4152380/KEKEKEKE.PNG)
No, that's not all of them. A group about three times larger is to the northwest - I was fleeing from them. It was probably an elven nomad group - a LARGE nomad group, since I didn't limit civ populations. I pulverized about three dozen (with a cougar corpse) before I started getting tired and decided to make a run for it while I'm not yet surrounded. After weaving my way through most of the ruins (no archers among the elves, thankfully), I thought I got into a clear spot... and found myself rather wrong. Yes, I eventually did get away (these are elves, after all), but damn there were a lot of them.
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on September 09, 2010, 04:39:13 am
Post by: AzureAngelic on September 09, 2010, 07:44:08 pm
all i wanted was some goddamn berries why is igniting not it's own button asdf ;_;
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on September 09, 2010, 09:01:50 pm
Post by: sockless on September 11, 2010, 06:48:13 pm
Very crude comic, but bad mouse, plus paint == not very good drawing.
I don't see what you all have with wolves killing you, I killed a pack of 6 wolves the minute that I started.
I was only a level 3 or so swordshuman.
Post by: AzureAngelic on September 13, 2010, 07:55:14 am
Post by: Samrobot on September 13, 2010, 09:52:49 pm
Post by: sockless on September 14, 2010, 02:00:28 am
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on September 14, 2010, 08:09:49 am
I need someone to draw a axedwarf all decked out in steel in a human tavern with dead bodies everywhere and with a crawling archer in the door way and a bow thro said dwarf's heart
(http://i55.tinypic.com/noeijo.png)
My apologies about the lack of bodies, but this seemed cooler.
Post by: Samrobot on September 14, 2010, 08:30:39 am
Post by: Kay on September 17, 2010, 05:23:44 pm
(http://i55.tinypic.com/nvtdtv.png)
Very crude comic, but bad mouse, plus paint == not very good drawing.
I don't see what you all have with wolves killing you, I killed a pack of 6 wolves the minute that I started.
I was only a level 3 or so swordshuman.
It was worse in the older versions than it is now. A lot worse. If you didn't have shield or a legendary stat, you pretty much just died.
Post by: strongrudder on September 17, 2010, 11:57:40 pm
Wolves were great at getting their butts royally stomped by you - and then one would get a lucky throat tear-out before you could finish them all off. Game over, even though you were clearly winning the whole time.
Post by: KarolineDianne on September 18, 2010, 11:57:58 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I really should have just killed the sheep...
Post by: blackmagechill on September 18, 2010, 02:45:36 pm
You can't gather plants without a reaction can you?
all i wanted was some goddamn berries why is igniting not it's own button asdf ;_;
Post by: Miko19 on September 18, 2010, 02:47:25 pm
^ Yes. I finally downloaded 2010 (.12) and played around - wildlife seems to be much less able to kill you (buffed armor/layering system, I think). I don't think I've ever defeated a giant desert scorpion in 40d, and I took out two in the same ambush in 2010. Multiple times.It ain't buffed, it's realistic.
Wolves were great at getting their butts royally stomped by you - and then one would get a lucky throat tear-out before you could finish them all off. Game over, even though you were clearly winning the whole time.
Post by: Xenos on September 18, 2010, 04:35:03 pm
Post by: Tsukana on September 19, 2010, 02:44:05 am
Post by: Comrade_Fregge on September 19, 2010, 07:57:11 am
Another goblin picture. This goblin is standing in a cave/dark fortress entrance, holding a halberd, and just being awesome in general.
Post by: Xenos on September 19, 2010, 02:16:41 pm
Post by: Dok Enkephalin on September 19, 2010, 03:35:31 pm
Post by: Melagius on September 19, 2010, 07:19:53 pm
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Post by: iceball3 on September 19, 2010, 07:40:43 pm
My friend drew this picture of my adventurer last night in colored pencils. He is clearly a legendary engraver.This deserves the newcomer macro to be stamped on it.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Anyway, bone weapons are epic, but slow on ettins. Having a speed of ~1870 helped alot too, seeing as i have a, not only a lack of cassualties, but noone who was in my 3 man group(1 Xbowman, 1 hammerman; as hammers are actually impresive supporting weapons, and a miscillaneous adventurer with a bone longsword as a main weapon) had not one injury. I tried starving to the point of being able to butcher it, but sleeping is VERY slow. By the way, the ettin's body turned my speed ~1870, into ~180. D:
I was also very close to having a completely exclusive hammer team if not to my forsight that making a hammer for myself would be tactically stupid as by Xbow dwarf was running out of ammo. I also bought some stuff, and got a quest from a
They appearantly worshipped jelousy or some shist.
On an ending note, my harmerman ran off to fight a broken elbow and a smashed apart toe that won't heal on fast travel. :-\
Post by: Fanklok on September 22, 2010, 12:08:02 am
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Post by: Comrade_Fregge on September 24, 2010, 06:15:09 am
ANOTHER goblin pic. Why am I so obsessed with goblins?
Post by: Catastrophic lolcats on September 24, 2010, 06:20:23 am
ANOTHER goblin pic. Why am I so obsessed with goblins?
With cleavage like that it might be a rather unhealthy obsession as well...
I was talking about the swordsmanship....
... really...
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on September 24, 2010, 06:52:25 pm
Post by: jetex1911 on September 25, 2010, 03:56:56 pm
Post by: Shade-o on September 26, 2010, 02:39:24 am
Also, some more details on the Dwarf. What are some facial features? Skin colour? Hair colour? What equipment do they have, like a cloth hood or a plate helm? What other injuries do either of them have? What environment are they in?
Post by: jetex1911 on September 26, 2010, 12:30:24 pm
and he is wearing all steel armor, has a black beard, he has blood all over him. he is caucaisain, and he HAD a steel sword, but then he dropped it. they are in a hilly enviroment, and he lost his left middle finger. also, a bunch of other preds were kicking and punching him, and one of them was charging a plasmacaster, if i remember correctly. i haven't seen this for a while, he died. ;D
Post by: Snook on September 26, 2010, 05:11:07 pm
Post by: DG on September 27, 2010, 01:35:31 am
So I started up a new character, bought some plate armor, then went to get a quest. This is what happened.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I really should have just killed the sheep...
Oh, nice style you have. Well done.
Post by: wrytalin on September 27, 2010, 03:53:07 am
Long story short, she ended up adventuring for something like half a year, slaughtering hundreds of wild animals and dozens of cave monsters, all while completely naked save for her backpack and carrying nothing but a shield and spear. She racked up quite an entourage, too - fourteen human men and women, who would fight for her to the death or something like that.
(http://imgur.com/ze7aU.jpg)
Please excuse my horribly tenuous grasp of canine anatomy.
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on September 27, 2010, 04:02:25 am
Post by: strongrudder on September 29, 2010, 03:43:28 am
I need someone to draw a axedwarf all decked out in steel in a human tavern with dead bodies everywhere and with a crawling archer in the door way and a bow thro said dwarf's heart
I know this was a typo, but the mental image was too good to pass up...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on September 29, 2010, 05:32:53 am
Post by: Fanklok on September 29, 2010, 01:47:55 pm
Post by: Wolf Tengu on September 29, 2010, 04:22:37 pm
...and INSPIRING!
If I could draw, i'd draw my Generic Human adventurer jumping off a sheet of Ice into the sea.
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on September 29, 2010, 07:16:50 pm
And because this is adventure mode, it's quite possible...more impressive if it's a wooden bow.I need someone to draw a axedwarf all decked out in steel in a human tavern with dead bodies everywhere and with a crawling archer in the door way and a bow thro said dwarf's heartI know this was a typo, but the mental image was too good to pass up...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Confused111 on October 02, 2010, 11:02:48 pm
Enhanced slightly for storytelling purposes.
Post by: Krath on October 03, 2010, 05:09:49 am
(http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/5505/35995596.jpg)
Post by: Greiger on October 04, 2010, 09:00:18 am
...fourteen human men and women, who would fight for her to the death or something like that.
Once you go 'bold you never go back?
She IS kinda hot...just saying...
Post by: Wolf Tengu on October 04, 2010, 09:30:50 am
Hmm....
Post by: Siquo on October 04, 2010, 10:19:29 am
To 'boldly go where no man... No, this is becoming wrong....fourteen human men and women, who would fight for her to the death or something like that.
Once you go 'bold you never go back?
She IS kinda hot...just saying...
Post by: Wolf Tengu on October 04, 2010, 10:22:48 am
Or not. I can't tell the difference anymore...
Post by: Urist McMick on October 04, 2010, 10:53:20 am
Post by: KaguroDraven on October 04, 2010, 10:55:37 am
You know, among the japanese, tentacle rape is considered foreplay.Fixxed
Post by: Rumrusher on October 04, 2010, 11:05:35 am
Post by: Wolf Tengu on October 04, 2010, 11:44:02 am
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on October 05, 2010, 02:13:41 am
Post by: magmaholic on October 05, 2010, 07:19:56 am
my first adventurer.
Rifotangrir.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on October 05, 2010, 07:51:13 am
Post by: Rumrusher on October 05, 2010, 08:21:55 am
Warning - while you were typing 2 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.
oh man look at that explosion!
Post by: Ioric Kittencuddler on October 05, 2010, 11:11:30 am
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on October 05, 2010, 04:34:18 pm
Once you go 'bold you never go back?
She IS kinda hot...just saying...
Oddly enough, I agree to
Since I can't draw, here's some sprites from Suikoden 1 on a background from Breath of Fire 2. Basically this is what I just did, which was murder a human general and two spearman on a hill in the town. Maybe if they'd bothered giving me a quest I wouldn't have annihilated their village. ::)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/Static_Jester/mountain.jpg)
On a semi-related note, I've been wanting to mod kobolds so they have fur. How would I go about doing this? I tried copying some of the data from cats but the only result is that my kobold (Porin Keeperechoes the Healing Peaks) has a bronze left eye. I'm sure it looks awesome, though.
Post by: Wolf Tengu on October 06, 2010, 06:37:38 am
Anyway, I'm on a goblin hunt. As in, if I ever find a goblin, i'll take a screenshot or something.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on October 06, 2010, 08:53:45 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/Static_Jester/plains.jpg)
I slaughtered every one of them I could catch, starting with their druid and their queen. The princess got away with some of her people, though, but only because of a stupid grimeling. At first it was helping me out, beating down elves left and right, when apparently it sees me and decides a kobold would be a better snack... so I ended up fighting it until the elves got away. It didn't hurt me (I'd managed to steal a shield from a human town and had gotten ambushed by enough wolves to have some skill with it) but it took forever to finally land a killshot.
At least twenty elves got away... but Porin's still alive too, and in good condition (except for two torn arteries, one in his shoulder and one in his wrist, both left. An ettin broke his wrist and shoulder and they just never healed, even though they don't bleed and as near as I can tell they aren't infected), so I guess it's all right. I'll just wait for them to group up again.
Post by: Wolf Tengu on October 06, 2010, 09:20:30 am
All I remember of those kobolds burning them for xp's. Which I can't bring myself to do in DF.
Thanks to you, I want to attack some elves, but i'm currently only a Kobold Crossbow...man? And elves are better with bows. But perhaps we'll see how fast they can run.
I'm pretty sure lots of people know how to draw a burning elf right? Yeah, that's what should be happening soon.
(Any idea on how to reset the raws? I think i've broken it.I can only play as humans in any way on any new world I gen. And I want to kill ELVES!)
Post by: zarmazarma on October 06, 2010, 04:12:28 pm
(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/2913/elfforest.png)
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/8053/adventure2.png)
(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/421/adventure3.png)
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7708/dargooooooon.png)
(http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/1470/dragondead.png)
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/2990/dragonslayed.png)
Artist Notes: D is for Dragon. In this comic it's for dwarf. DEAL WITH IT. True story, fake names.
Post by: Knigel on October 09, 2010, 10:01:22 am
Post by: Wolf Tengu on October 09, 2010, 03:07:49 pm
Purely because the throwing skill = Fun.
Wish i'd made a world with snow now... I'll do it when i've gotten the hang of fort mode.
Post by: zarmazarma on October 09, 2010, 06:16:32 pm
Dwarf Fortress Dragon's don't have wings.
Maybe mine do.
Post by: Comrade_Fregge on October 10, 2010, 05:28:52 am
Dwarf Fortress Dragon's don't have wings.
Maybe mine do.
Youve modded the raws?
Post by: Greiger on October 10, 2010, 09:53:27 am
Dwarf Fortress Dragon's don't have wings.
Maybe mine do.
Youve modded the raws?
I'd be surprised if there are any longtime players who haven't made at least some minor customizations. Adding wings to dragons is just a matter of adding 6 letters to a particular location in a text file.
(Which kinda seems odd anyway, cave dragons are apperantly just dragons that got lost in the underdark for hundreds of years and they have wings by default. Although it claims they are weakened and useless ones it implies that regular dragons would have wings by default.)
Post by: granzteel on October 10, 2010, 04:37:30 pm
Someone draw a group of adventurers (don't forget the kobolds) having a snowball fight with some Ettins or something. With the expected results (i.e FATALITY)
Purely because the throwing skill = Fun.
Wish i'd made a world with snow now... I'll do it when i've gotten the hang of fort mode.
Have myself working on it, should be finished after a week ;D
Post by: Wolf Tengu on October 21, 2010, 11:00:09 am
Did you do it?
Post by: iceball3 on October 21, 2010, 06:43:08 pm
So as long as he doesn't die before then, he can make the comic whenever he pleases.Someone draw a group of adventurers (don't forget the kobolds) having a snowball fight with some Ettins or something. With the expected results (i.e FATALITY)
Purely because the throwing skill = Fun.
Wish i'd made a world with snow now... I'll do it when i've gotten the hang of fort mode.
Have myself working on it, should be finished after a week ;D
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 21, 2010, 10:05:41 pm
A naked (having droped her armor and clothing in hopes to swim faster) human female Axman who had fallen in a carp infested river and is mercilessly cutting down carp in hope that she would find even ground to get out of the river. (Her fate has yet to be decided by the RNG)
Bonus: Draw another human adventurer standing in a house in which he had just killed all the occupants in a bloody mess talking to a doctor normally who saw the whole thing.
Edit: make her getting out of the river, and then taking a nice long break from adventuring...
Post by: Horizonblue on October 26, 2010, 05:07:57 pm
Shist does not make sense.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 26, 2010, 09:45:31 pm
You know, I could probably draw up some of my adventures. Even though my skills aren't too great. But this one, I'd prefer if somebody else attempted.I did actually try and draw the thing. Here's the result:
It was a very old world (meaning, around 5000 years old), with no civ pop limits, megabeast cutoff, but lots of them beasts. I'm not exactly sure what happened there, but the elves of the world were mostly driven out of their forests until they no longer existed as a civ. There were scores of ruins all over the world - towns, forts, forest retreats. Into one such ruined town my goblin adventurer foolishly ventured, not expecting anything but possible loot. And then this happened.
Like I said, I'm not sure I can draw this one. I just don't think I'll be able to draw so. many. ELVES.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4152380/KEKEKEKE.PNG)
No, that's not all of them. A group about three times larger is to the northwest - I was fleeing from them. It was probably an elven nomad group - a LARGE nomad group, since I didn't limit civ populations. I pulverized about three dozen (with a cougar corpse) before I started getting tired and decided to make a run for it while I'm not yet surrounded. After weaving my way through most of the ruins (no archers among the elves, thankfully), I thought I got into a clear spot... and found myself rather wrong. Yes, I eventually did get away (these are elves, after all), but damn there were a lot of them.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4152380/sketches/TheElfStandsUp.PNG)
Post by: Wolf Tengu on October 28, 2010, 08:27:24 pm
The above image is really good BTW-any good at Kobolds
Post by: magmaholic on November 01, 2010, 04:08:27 pm
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Post by: GuudeSpelur on November 01, 2010, 08:58:22 pm
Dwarf Fortress Dragons don't have wings.
Cave Dragons do, albeit atrophied ones.
Post by: iceball3 on November 01, 2010, 09:02:32 pm
Dwarf fortress, where dragons have wings only if they never see daylight.Dwarf Fortress Dragons don't have wings.
Cave Dragons do, albeit atrophied ones.
Post by: magmaholic on November 03, 2010, 09:35:34 am
though i dont know,if im allowed to post it into this theard.
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Post by: Wolf Tengu on November 03, 2010, 06:07:07 pm
Post by: magmaholic on November 03, 2010, 10:02:35 pm
I love you.yeah,the story is going to be about a kobold,who is going to kill some bastards for vencance.
you will be able to steal artifacts,and fight like in the street fighter,but with arms and armor.
normally,the whole thing is isometric.
Post by: Fayrik on November 03, 2010, 10:10:46 pm
I love you.Seconded!
No, really. That looks awesome, magmaholic!
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on November 04, 2010, 02:10:18 am
Post by: Mahou Shoujo on November 04, 2010, 03:18:06 am
(http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/5668/adventureg.jpg)
UPDATE:
Alright, here's part 2. The text reads "Alas, we are beset by The Veritable Dragon the bronze colossus" in the first frame and "Please lead me to a glorious death" in the second.
(http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/9118/adventure2.jpg)
Post by: Wolf Tengu on November 04, 2010, 02:57:55 pm
I'm in agreement with Concentrate though, i'm not playing 'till adv is updated.
Post by: Comrade_Fregge on November 05, 2010, 06:50:14 am
If you cant see what it is, its a party consisting of a dwarf, a goblin and an elf, standing in a ruined town. The dwarf is dressed in a dwarven bronze armor and the goblin is holding his characteristic iron mask. THe elf is wearing elven armor.
Post by: silhouette on November 05, 2010, 07:32:27 am
But then my weird brain made things rite, nice job.
Post by: DG on November 05, 2010, 07:53:21 am
Post by: Horizonblue on November 09, 2010, 02:03:55 am
The Elf flails at the Sasquach with a Wooden Sword. He is wearing Wooden Armor. The Sasquach vomits. The Sasquach bleeds out.
Post by: DG on November 09, 2010, 07:00:25 am
Post by: Comrade_Fregge on November 09, 2010, 08:04:59 am
(http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g449/Horizonblue1/CrazyElf.jpg)
The Elf flails at the Sasquach with a Wooden Sword. He is wearing Wooden Armor. The Sasquach vomits. The Sasquach bleeds out.
Elves claim that they love trees so fucking much. Still, they are the biggest tree killers there are. Youd think that the elves, of everyone, should be the ones using metal for their gear.
Post by: Fayrik on November 09, 2010, 08:08:37 am
Besides, have you never broken a branch from a tree? You'd be supprised just how much wood you can get without killing trees you know.
Post by: Rumrusher on November 09, 2010, 09:19:28 am
Elves don't like to harm the earth, that includes cutting into it.yeah but then a branch is like a throat to trees(leaves are mouths) have that snap off must be painful.
Besides, have you never broken a branch from a tree? You'd be supprised just how much wood you can get without killing trees you know.
Post by: Knigel on November 09, 2010, 10:58:16 am
yeah but then a branch is like a throat to trees(leaves are mouths) have that snap off must be painful.
No, they're not. Trees don't feel pain.
But yes, Elves making everything from wood still doesn't make sense though.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on November 09, 2010, 11:46:34 am
Yeah, I don't like elves. Possibly due to the 40d days when they were more lethal than bronze colossuses because of their arrows...
Post by: Rumrusher on November 09, 2010, 12:58:12 pm
well in a personified way if one think of photosynthesis, yet you are correct Trees can't emote Pain, Ent's on the other hand.yeah but then a branch is like a throat to trees(leaves are mouths) have that snap off must be painful.
No, they're not. Trees don't feel pain.
But yes, Elves making everything from wood still doesn't make sense though.
didn't threetoe's stories say elves are mostly the booze up folk who only go high and mighty outside of their lands, or was it that one band of elves?
Post by: Horizonblue on November 09, 2010, 01:34:17 pm
Keeping a plant alive by bathing it in Sasquach blood sounds elven to me.
Post by: Comrade_Fregge on November 09, 2010, 03:53:24 pm
I put the leaves on to show that the sword was still alive. Like a mini tree.
Keeping a plant alive by bathing it in Sasquach blood sounds elven to me.
Now thats something that fits a bit better into the elven culture. I can imagine them growing their own armor sets and weapons.
Does that make elven arrows some kind of sprouts, with fresh, sometimes even living, flesh being the only place fit for them to put down their roots?
Post by: EmperorJon on November 09, 2010, 05:09:30 pm
(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx225/EmperorJonTC/Splat.jpg?t=1289340550)
Post by: Fayrik on November 09, 2010, 05:24:32 pm
Does that make elven arrows some kind of sprouts, with fresh, sometimes even living, flesh being the only place fit for them to put down their roots?You mean like, they embed roots on contact, to establish a tree later, even if the arrow is removed?
That'd be like the Aliens from Alien, only.. In tree form.
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Man, I don't feel too good.. I think I'm gunna barf!
...*pop*
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OH GOD, IT'S A SAPLING!
Post by: Innominate on November 10, 2010, 06:14:49 am
It's more likely than you think. (http://ibnlive.in.com/news/sapling-found-growing-in-a-mans-cancerous-lung/90336-17.html)Does that make elven arrows some kind of sprouts, with fresh, sometimes even living, flesh being the only place fit for them to put down their roots?You mean like, they embed roots on contact, to establish a tree later, even if the arrow is removed?
That'd be like the Aliens from Alien, only.. In tree form.QuoteMan, I don't feel too good.. I think I'm gunna barf!
...*pop*QuoteOH GOD, IT'S A SAPLING!
I wanted to draw some of this story (particularly the second last paragraph), but I have no talent for such things. Think of it like a picture with words:
Usu Umackara "Botherheats" left the town she had trained in during the summer of 1050, to try her axe against the world. She was ambushed by a cougar, but decapitated it easily, and butchered its corpse - eating the prepared brain for sustenance. After travelling some more, she was ambushed by wolves. She crushed this ambush as readily as the first, and was munching down on the delicious wolf brains when she was ambushed by a brown bear. "Hah!" She said, "If I can kill wolves after all the horror stories I've heard, a single bear will be a cinch!" She came in swinging, slicing open the bear's femural artery. The bear charged, but Usu dodged with ease. She retaliated by giving the bear a gash across the chest. It was then that the bear bit her right thigh with as much force as it could muster. Usu screamed and tried to get away, but the bear kept on shaking the wound. She started to hack wildly at the bear, and eventually, in a mist of mixed blood, it died. She disengaged its jaws to find that she could not feel her leg, much less stand on it. And by the size of the wound, she wasn't long for this world anyway. As a last act of vengeance, she crawled forwards and carefully butchered the bear. She took a sip of water from her flask, started eating the bear's brain, and waited for death. But death never came.
Usu crawled back to the nearest town, Camustathra. Night had fallen by the time she got there. After searching for the nearest shelter, she entered, finding many of people lying on the floor asleep. She saw the warlord among them, and a spark grew behind her eyes. She could never walk again, but maybe she could go out in a blaze of glory. She woke him up and asked him if they needed anything slayed. The warlord looked her up and down (mostly down), and decided to trust her with an appropriate task: "Kill Urus Standcanyons the Adventurous Strength. He has killed eighty-eight in his lust for murder!"
If Usu was to put what she thought just then into words, the nearest translation would be "Fuck that shit". So instead of a blaze of glory, she chose a blaze of infamy. She decapitated the warlord with a swing from her position on the floor and rolled over to face the mob. Except there was no mob. Everyone, from the cheesemakers to the recruits, was fast asleep. So Usu went around and hacked every one of them to bits, except the last; a child. The child just looked so peaceful sleeping there, that she couldn't bear to amputate all its limbs. So instead she broke all its bones and then choked it to death. With no repercussions to speak of, Usu decided to go out and kill the damnable hydra.
Of course, the hydra was in a cave. It was labyrinthine, and dull. Besides killing blind cave bears and lighting various trees on fire, there was nothing down there. The hydra was too well hidden. But Usu did find something interesting: a magma vent. Bored to tears, Usu decided to end it all and jump into the vent. She landed in the sea of magma, and somehow bled to death. The end.
Post by: Knigel on November 10, 2010, 08:54:30 am
Post by: Innominate on November 10, 2010, 10:20:36 pm
^Didn't that story (the new article you linked) turn out to be fake?I wasn't aware of that. I can't find any substantive support or dismissals of it, but I do agree that it is probably fake. Still, it was mentioned on the internet, so it must be true!
Post by: Zidane on November 10, 2010, 11:30:44 pm
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Post by: tagg on November 14, 2010, 03:24:02 am
I need someone to draw picture of my dwarven adventurer killing his last foe. He has a just a cat leather robe and many scars on his left arm a big jagged one is the most notable. He has a huge gaping wound were his heart is with blood spilling out. He is grabbing a sword embedded into a bowgoblin's chest and using it to cute its head off.Sorry I messed up it's actually a spear gobbo.
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Hope you like it. ;D
Post by: Chilton on November 14, 2010, 05:06:49 am
Anyway
I just recovered from having my head torn open by a hammer wielding goblin. I managed to cut its throat, then i crawled over to a hill, and managed to stop the bleeding and recover slightly, using a turban. Then i remembered, my companion went after one of them... And i vow that even if its the death of me, i will not leave him behind... Blood still drips rapidly from my head, but it isnt enough to kill me. I can barely stand, let alone move. My speed is miniscule. A human blood trail leads into a cave, and it isnt mine. I havent gone in their yet, but when i do, it could be one of my greatest moments, or it could be my death. At the very least, ill have done whats right.
Post by: Yoink on November 14, 2010, 05:25:44 am
...Or is that Armok speed? Nah, doesn't have the same ring.
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on November 14, 2010, 06:30:24 am
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Post by: GrizzleBridges on November 14, 2010, 10:24:58 am
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Anaÿa Spittlehogs the Dead Phlegms.
A gigantic skinless elk twisted into humanoid form. It belches and croaks. Beware its fiery breath!
In the background you can see my fortress burning....
Post by: Shrugging Khan on November 14, 2010, 10:38:37 am
Post by: SpacePelvis on November 14, 2010, 11:44:06 am
(http://gickr.com/results4/anim_081b0d10-6471-9144-b176-932197ad294c.gif)
I'm on the left.
Post by: jetex1911 on November 14, 2010, 12:00:17 pm
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Anaÿa Spittlehogs the Dead Phlegms.
A gigantic skinless elk twisted into humanoid form. It belches and croaks. Beware its fiery breath!
In the background you can see my fortress burning....
Looks like a Wendigo, a Native American monster that used to be a human Canibal.
Post by: Comrade_Fregge on November 14, 2010, 12:43:35 pm
I got mad.
(http://gickr.com/results4/anim_081b0d10-6471-9144-b176-932197ad294c.gif)
I'm on the left.
This pic really catches the DF spirit!
Post by: Rumrusher on November 14, 2010, 12:46:04 pm
based on the recent event I did with my band of human adventurers.
the person running is Quazo the Gemsetter to lure out a night terror mate so I won't have to walk over there and suck up most of the daylight that and I really hated walking with this tank of a main adventurer.
Post by: Siquo on November 15, 2010, 07:30:35 am
Awesomely disturbing.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Anaÿa Spittlehogs the Dead Phlegms.
A gigantic skinless elk twisted into humanoid form. It belches and croaks. Beware its fiery breath!
In the background you can see my fortress burning....
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on November 15, 2010, 08:56:02 am
Not to mention it belches, croaks, and breathes fire. I can only imagine it does all three at once - "CRROAGGHHBLEAAHAAAAAARGH!"Awesomely disturbing.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Anaÿa Spittlehogs the Dead Phlegms.
A gigantic skinless elk twisted into humanoid form. It belches and croaks. Beware its fiery breath!
In the background you can see my fortress burning....
Post by: Yoink on November 15, 2010, 09:03:41 am
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Anaÿa Spittlehogs the Dead Phlegms.
A gigantic skinless elk twisted into humanoid form. It belches and croaks. Beware its fiery breath!
In the background you can see my fortress burning....
I wanna make it my background! :D
Post by: Nikov on November 15, 2010, 09:27:32 am
Post by: Chilton on November 15, 2010, 09:36:35 am
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/7725/pwntk.png)Well done - Quite a unique method
Post by: Yoink on November 15, 2010, 08:28:15 pm
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Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on November 15, 2010, 09:16:00 pm
I exited and reverted to last save. I had plans too make him the greatest hero ever. Dieing in the night to a goblin attack isn't very heroic...
Post by: Ullallulloo on November 16, 2010, 01:45:32 pm
(http://imgur.com/jTw9P.png)
Post by: strongrudder on November 17, 2010, 02:59:09 am
An adventurer of mine managed to sneak through the darkness of one night to the lair of a night creature, where he was successful in killing it. On his way to reporting his first success, he again got caught out at night, but this time he wasn't lucky enough to escape the notice of the bogeymen.
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/ninja_otter/hematite.jpg)
Leave it to a dwarf to notice the mineral makeup of his surroundings as he flees.
Unfortunately, he was unable to make it back to the town he was shooting for before the beasts finally wore him to exhaustion and damaged his lungs and/or neck enough to cause suffocation. Tough little dude.
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on November 17, 2010, 05:17:59 am
Post by: Comrade_Fregge on November 17, 2010, 08:37:01 am
Post by: Chilton on November 17, 2010, 09:52:42 am
http://img100.imageshack.us/content_round.php?page=done&l=img100/4433/57289403.jpg&via=mupload
Post by: GrizzleBridges on November 17, 2010, 07:28:03 pm
Stupid miners.
(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr159/gimpnipples/digger.jpg)
Post by: Siquo on November 17, 2010, 07:42:28 pm
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Post by: Chilton on November 18, 2010, 11:53:07 am
Post by: Jordrake on November 18, 2010, 11:59:50 am
What's the other 5%?4% disturbance, 1% other.
Post by: Dante on November 18, 2010, 02:55:32 pm
Post by: Asehujiko on November 18, 2010, 03:31:04 pm
as mentioned in the "BS deaths" thread.
I'd also like to take this opportunity to express my hatred for win 7's MSPaint controls, or rather, the lack of their existence.
Post by: Horizonblue on November 21, 2010, 03:49:48 pm
Post by: Darion on November 22, 2010, 11:48:02 am
And there ended the epic tails of Pibang Flashstrap... probally the fastest adventure i ever had
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on November 22, 2010, 05:24:08 pm
Post by: Urist McUristy on November 22, 2010, 09:30:48 pm
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on November 22, 2010, 09:33:29 pm
(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/7343/swimmeri.jpg)Hehe, You ought to think that a town close to a river would have inhabitants that have at least learned to swim in childhood eh? Or have the Carps & Hippo's made them think otherwise?
And there ended the epic tails of Pibang Flashstrap... probally the fastest adventure i ever had
@OmnipotentGrue: Your avatar is distractingly cute... *Bloodlust -1*
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on November 23, 2010, 05:14:34 am
Post by: Darion on November 23, 2010, 05:14:44 pm
Hehe, You ought to think that a town close to a river would have inhabitants that have at least learned to swim in childhood eh? Or have the Carps & Hippo's made them think otherwise?
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I acutally...just forgot about swimming when distributing my stats... that was a damn failure
Post by: Sysice on November 23, 2010, 09:41:50 pm
Warghui Kutsmobzon, the one-armed knifegoblin who became leader of the human kingdom's armies in a bizarre twist of fate...Oh god it's zombie Shaggy with a knife.
Post by: Rip0k on November 24, 2010, 11:47:44 am
Post by: kulik on November 24, 2010, 04:20:21 pm
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Post by: ghosteh on November 24, 2010, 04:28:03 pm
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edit: I should learn how to crop. And Draw
double edit : I dug up some old ones that I didnt want to post last time, Behold my mspaint skills, such that they are (dont raise hopes)
Post by: Ridiculous on November 24, 2010, 06:55:26 pm
(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/4516/koboldtrumpet.png)
(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/4516/koboldtrumpet.png)
I went for the rodent-ish kobold style rather than the cute little guinea pig versions.
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on November 24, 2010, 08:03:50 pm
"ok" I thought. Turns out I made a VERY big mistake. While heading to house to check for him, I mistakenly bumb into a a squirel-man villager... and chop off his head.
They weren't too happy about that.
So I found myself running for my life from the intire squirel-man village. Fortunately for me, a river came up and I had good skills in swimming so I simply swam past it. The squirel-men did not swim after me, so I took the time to taunt them a lot. I showed the less "expicit" taunt in this one.
(No, there is no "taunt" button is DF adventure mode. Saved you from looking like a idiot.)
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Post by: GrizzleBridges on November 24, 2010, 09:23:44 pm
Shortly after overcoming the bane of wolf-men not being able to use swords in Civ-forge, I went and got myself a quest to kill some random person. However, the guys camp seemed to be oversome squirel-man village.
"ok" I thought. Turns out I made a VERY big mistake. While heading to house to check for him, I mistakenly bumb into a a squirel-man villager... and chop off his head.
They weren't too happy about that.
So I found myself running for my life from the intire squirel-man village. Fortunately for me, a river came up and I had good skills in swimming so I simply swam past it. The squirel-men did not swim after me, so I took the time to taunt them a lot. I showed the less "expicit" taunt in this one.
(No, there is no "taunt" button is DF adventure mode. Saved you from looking like a idiot.)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
fxd
Post by: kulik on November 25, 2010, 01:12:04 pm
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Post by: OmnipotentGrue on November 25, 2010, 05:33:16 pm
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Post by: Cannabust on November 26, 2010, 01:40:18 am
I like to imagine that was his face when he threw his pick, the sun going Oh Damn! adds a bit of class as well.
Post by: EmperorJon on November 26, 2010, 12:36:05 pm
Post by: mud074 on November 28, 2010, 01:00:02 am
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Post by: The Scout on November 28, 2010, 01:38:40 am
Post by: SuicideJunkie on November 28, 2010, 02:56:10 am
But when one of them wanders away from the group...
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Post by: Horizonblue on December 07, 2010, 11:38:44 pm
(Dwarvish for 'Let's do this!')
Post by: SirAaronIII on December 09, 2010, 01:43:24 am
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Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on December 13, 2010, 10:09:31 am
I call it,
Incendie, à partir de nulle part!
(http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/8519/firecave2.png)
Post by: Horizon9 on December 22, 2010, 05:28:07 pm
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2196/thisisanart.jpg)
I like to imagine that was his face when he threw his pick, the sun going Oh Damn! adds a bit of class as well.
Did the same with a large copper dagger, but my drawing skills are subpar, so I can't post a picture.
Post by: Joshkidd on December 23, 2010, 01:47:15 pm
This is what is happening to me quite often, note that i just finished killing a dragon that I had almost died and the whole lot of my 9 men crew were horribly burnt. Let's just say they forgot there shields.
(http://i569.photobucket.com/albums/ss131/Joshkidd/untitled-2.jpg)
(http://i569.photobucket.com/albums/ss131/Joshkidd/untitled-2.jpg)
Post by: skaltum on December 23, 2010, 08:26:47 pm
Post by: Innominate on December 23, 2010, 10:33:13 pm
Post by: Horizon9 on December 24, 2010, 12:25:13 am
DF people are basically like Wile E. Coyote, where people dodge off cliffs, smirk at their opponent, and then explode into gore. Although the coyote never actually exploded into gore, so I guess DF is like the MA version of those cartoons.I'd watch that, but it sounds to me like it would need more elves.
And babies.
Post by: Rumrusher on January 01, 2011, 04:48:38 pm
Post by: Berserkenstein on January 11, 2011, 07:19:51 am
(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk40/Toughmeat48/Dwarf%20Fortress/Beastlol.png)
Miner and stray war dog (tame) and a forgotten beast.
Post by: Byteheart on January 11, 2011, 08:38:21 am
MS Paint is fun when you are bored...
(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk40/Toughmeat48/Dwarf%20Fortress/Beastlol.png)
Miner and stray war dog (tame) and a forgotten beast.
The FB's all like "Hey, dudes!", in the style of Mark the alien from Fairly Odd Parents.
Post by: Cannabust on January 11, 2011, 10:51:25 am
deon's mod black bears follow religions and I snag these two in the middle of my trek to an under water fortress. (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush/folder1/missionbeariesdoodle.png).
I love this.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on January 11, 2011, 11:31:08 am
deon's mod black bears follow religions and I snag these two in the middle of my trek to an under water fortress. (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush/folder1/missionbeariesdoodle.png).
Do I even want to ask?
Post by: UristMcDwarf on January 11, 2011, 12:19:05 pm
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Post by: Horizon9 on January 11, 2011, 02:18:06 pm
This comic makes me think of Cyanide and Happiness for some reason.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Killabyte on January 11, 2011, 04:03:55 pm
My human adventurer came across a cave. Inside was a Freak mate of Shadow. He announced himself, said 'Prepare to die!'. I jumped on him, bit his neck, and tore his head off. After I still had his decapitated head in my mouth. Thought it would make for a good picture :D
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Post by: UristMcDwarf on January 11, 2011, 04:51:20 pm
Post by: Argonnek on January 11, 2011, 11:54:27 pm
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Post by: Bohandas on January 12, 2011, 12:24:49 pm
DF people are basically like Wile E. Coyote, where people dodge off cliffs, smirk at their opponent, and then explode into gore. Although the coyote never actually exploded into gore, so I guess DF is like the MA version of those cartoons.
So Dwarf Fortress relates to Wile E. Coyote cartoons in the same manner that Itchy & Scratchy relate to Tom & Jerry cartoons.
Post by: Spork The Slightly Insane on January 13, 2011, 11:02:00 pm
Text version:
Well, just had a fairly successful character. Until I was ambushed by a metric ass-ton of goblins. My party and I take out 4/5 of the melee goblins while there about 4-5 archer goblins a bit farther away. I let my party mop up the last of the melee goblins while I made my way towards the archers. Disaster struck, and I was shot in the heart. I was close enough to the goblin that fired it, so I rip out the bolt from my heart and proceed to stab the goblin with the bolt in the chest twice, and then the head. Slowly bleeding out, I made my way to the next goblin. I didn't even fuck around with him. I just stabbed him in the face and started to make my way to the next two. Unfortunately, I bled out before I could stab any more fools.
Bale Redsplatters the Weight of Focus, you fought valiantly, and shall not be forgotten.
Post by: GuudeSpelur on January 13, 2011, 11:24:59 pm
Text version:
Well, just had a fairly successful character. Until I was ambushed by a metric ass-ton of goblins. My party and I take out 4/5 of the melee goblins while there about 4-5 archer goblins a bit farther away. I let my party mop up the last of the melee goblins while I made my way towards the archers. Disaster struck, and I was shot in the heart. I was close enough to the goblin that fired it, so I rip out the bolt from my heart and proceed to stab the goblin with the bolt in the chest twice, and then the head. Slowly bleeding out, I made my way to the next goblin. I didn't even fuck around with him. I just stabbed him in the face and started to make my way to the next two. Unfortunately, I bled out before I could stab any more fools.
Bale Redsplatters the Weight of Focus, you fought valiantly, and shall not be forgotten.
Hah, that reminds me of one of my adventurers. I was a human swordsman that had killed three dragons, two ettins, four assorted night creatures and a mountain titan, as well as about 40 kobolds, 30 goblins, and 20 human bandits. One night, me and my merry band was attacked by a siege's worth of goblins while sleeping in the wilderness. My swordsman was awoken by a bone-shattering lash to the leg. I then crawled around kneecapping goblins and smashing their heads in until I accidentally crawled in front of a few archers who opened fire. A lucky shot went through my eye and tore the brain, killing me instantly. My squad was quickly overwhelmed, the last one alive being the one-armed peasant that was the first guy I recruited (he was quite the badass- I had gotten a lot more than four night creature quests but he stole a bunch of those kills from me. Never doubt the power of a bronze carving knife).
I miss you, Kacnu Snarlingbuckled the Accidental Hazy Anger. You were the best.
Post by: NewsMuffin on January 14, 2011, 09:57:25 pm
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He's died three times to a pair of night creatures and their child.
Maybe it's because he's a kobold. I don't know.
Post by: Nighthawk on January 15, 2011, 01:46:59 am
This is one of my favorite adventurers, mainly because no matter what I did, he always died. He died ten times to that crowd before I decided to stop training ambusher, because I would eventually stab someone or something.Spoiler: TALLPIC (click to show/hide)
He's died three times to a pair of night creatures and their child.
Maybe it's because he's a kobold. I don't know.
Probably because he's a kobold. From what I hear, they're really weak. Haven't tried one for myself yet, however.
Post by: NewsMuffin on January 15, 2011, 09:41:52 am
Post by: Baron Baconeer on January 15, 2011, 12:40:36 pm
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Aka. adventuring as a void master mind flayer in genesis mod.
Post by: Horizon9 on January 16, 2011, 05:49:17 pm
Oh how I love Dr.McNinja.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Aka. adventuring as a void master mind flayer in genesis mod.
Post by: Rumrusher on January 16, 2011, 06:59:44 pm
when I read that At first I thought it read Bogeymancer. Though nice McNinja reference.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Aka. adventuring as a void master mind flayer in genesis mod.
Post by: Dimitri on January 27, 2011, 08:46:44 pm
Fate of my last rifleman can be summed up in the following, miniature-based picture.
About three seconds before an artery gets clipped and I bleed out.
(Big Picture)
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Post by: Rumrusher on January 30, 2011, 09:12:22 am
if it did happen you get is this(http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/rr244/dangdoodle/doodles/undeadarmy.png)
The only way I could get a zombie to fight something not undead was to kite it to an enemy.
Post by: Shook on January 30, 2011, 09:33:55 am
I also got one of my own, which, while not insanely brilliant (actually incredibly dumb), was quite annoying.
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Very annoying because Dorf McUnarmed was actually doing really well. Feats including, but not limited to: Strangling and killing two goblins at the same time (also lots of that one goblins mates), strangling and killing a cheetah, strangling and killing several wolves... Yeah, i think you get it. Then this damned goblin dodges and makes my dorf jump into a freaking river.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on January 30, 2011, 11:14:14 am
Haha, seeing some brilliant stuff in here. :D
I also got one of my own, which, while not insanely brilliant (actually incredibly dumb), was quite annoying.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Very annoying because Dorf McUnarmed was actually doing really well. Feats including, but not limited to: Strangling and killing two goblins at the same time (also lots of that one goblins mates), strangling and killing a cheetah, strangling and killing several wolves... Yeah, i think you get it. Then this damned goblin dodges and makes my dorf jump into a freaking river.
This goes in a art exibit.
Post by: Shook on January 30, 2011, 03:21:44 pm
Anyways, fun with modding.
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To clarify a little, i made a custom reaction that lets you magically convert spears into iron sturgeons. Then i proceed to batter goblins and such with my newly acquired destructofish. Many, many times. The goblin in question died from bleeding.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on January 30, 2011, 03:29:41 pm
Only in DF. :p
Post by: iceball3 on January 30, 2011, 03:33:19 pm
Hehe. My drawings a terrible, yeah. I'm a pixel artist, not a free-hand guy. :PBeautiful. I am saving that one.
Anyways, fun with modding.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
To clarify a little, i made a custom reaction that lets you magically convert spears into iron sturgeons. Then i proceed to batter goblins and such with my newly acquired destructofish. Many, many times. The goblin in question died from bleeding.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on January 30, 2011, 03:39:27 pm
It will own.
Post by: Knigel on January 30, 2011, 05:14:35 pm
I think i'm gonna mod in a weapon that requires a sturgeon corpse, a iron bar, and fuel.
It will own.
Is it a flaming sturgeon with an iron bar stuffed inside so it will do more damage when thrown?
Post by: UristMcDwarf on January 30, 2011, 05:15:23 pm
Post by: Siquo on January 30, 2011, 06:20:10 pm
That's... Rather... Inspiring.Nah, TF2 has that, too ;)
Only in DF. :p
Post by: Rumrusher on January 30, 2011, 06:28:44 pm
but it's not made of iron and free.That's... Rather... Inspiring.Nah, TF2 has that, too ;)
Only in DF. :p
Post by: Shook on January 30, 2011, 07:20:53 pm
Is it a flaming sturgeon with an iron bar stuffed inside so it will do more damage when thrown?Y'know, that sounds far too awesome to be neglected. I must try that at some point, if nobody comes ahead of me. Meanwhile, more fishy action with modding.
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Since i made a sturgeon, i had to make a whale as well. While extremely cumbersome (size 250000 or something), it proved to be quite an effective blunt weapon. Then i decided to throw it at someone, and IT GOT STUCK IN HIS LEG.
¯\(°_o)/¯
Post by: UristMcDwarf on January 30, 2011, 07:53:11 pm
Post by: Wolf Tengu on January 30, 2011, 09:26:18 pm
Whales are like, giants of the sea.
Was it undead, or did you fish it out with your hands?
Post by: Knigel on January 30, 2011, 09:42:54 pm
Post by: strongrudder on January 30, 2011, 10:28:09 pm
Iron weapons of the sea! I'm currently grinning like an idiot.
Post by: Shook on January 31, 2011, 03:58:30 pm
Also, i admit that i went the easy way, and spawned the iron whale in the object testing arena. But hey, beatings with a whale, whale gets stuck in leg, nothing else needs to be said.
Also, even more fun with modding.
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This did happen, y'know.
(http://i.imgur.com/1f1zk.png)
Oh how i love making Dwarf Fortress into something incredibly silly. The sheer level of detail makes for unparalleled amounts of rampant idiocy. :'D (ball of pure rage consists of a RAGE material, which currently boils explosively at room temperature, creating a large red cloud of RAGE)
Post by: UristMcDwarf on January 31, 2011, 04:14:56 pm
Post by: robotmonkey on January 31, 2011, 04:57:43 pm
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Post by: Horizon9 on January 31, 2011, 05:54:40 pm
It's a great mod. Those juggernauts of Khorne are a huge thorn in my side though.
If you took a unicorn and left it in the Warp for several days, that's exactly what would come back out.
Post by: robotmonkey on January 31, 2011, 06:34:58 pm
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Post by: rarborman on January 31, 2011, 06:53:46 pm
That $%^#@! that cut my cultist's head off got what he had comingSpoiler (click to show/hide)
FTFY
Those attack names remind me of the pedobears I had the stupidity to mod in to my game...never modding again.
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Post by: Horizon9 on January 31, 2011, 07:06:12 pm
Those baby snatchers must have had some serious competition.
Post by: rarborman on January 31, 2011, 07:11:53 pm
Later ones I have to tweek down.
Post by: robotmonkey on January 31, 2011, 09:16:26 pm
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Post by: Shook on February 01, 2011, 02:25:13 pm
Also, had even more fun with my iron sturgeon. Man i love that thing.
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Manly flex may/may not have happened. The rest did, though. (http://i.imgur.com/Aqe7U.png)
Post by: NewsMuffin on February 01, 2011, 06:01:55 pm
Post by: robotmonkey on February 01, 2011, 07:54:16 pm
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Post by: GabrielSev on February 01, 2011, 11:20:03 pm
Post by: UristMcDwarf on February 02, 2011, 07:20:59 am
My bad drawing skills, plus im a nub to adventure mode!(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg27/colin8seven/baddrawing.png?t=1296620359)
Okay.
You grab the kobolds arms
You choke it.
It trys to eat your arm
Its head pops off?
Post by: Duntada Man on February 03, 2011, 03:45:44 pm
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This one stands on its own. But if someone wants to mke a picture, go for it.
This is a hammerdwarf after she was hit by a bronze colossus using the helmet of our pikeman as a boxing glove.
Important notes;
!: this is from one hit.
2: She survived.
Post by: Wolf Tengu on February 03, 2011, 04:47:22 pm
BUT NOTHING COULD SURVIVE THAT!
Post by: Duntada Man on February 03, 2011, 05:31:37 pm
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Comic for this one is huge. Thought I would describe my adventurers decent into madness before starting out on the adventures of a legless psycho dwarf.
Day 1:I got together a band of other fighting dwarfs to lay waste to all evil in the land. Only half a days travel from the mountainhome our archer was ripped apart by wolves. He didn't even get a chance to scream. After killing the bastards we slaughtered them and ate their hearts to gain their strength and to make sure a piece of the fighting spirit of our brother would forever remain with us.
Day 5: The queen has no more quests for us. I believe she is urging us to leave our adventuring days behind us. The loss of her son to wolves must be hard for her, but there is still so much to do. A world to change. Yes the job is dangerous, but those wolves were still within sight of the doors. If we had not been there then who knows how many those wolves could have killed before being stopped? At least we only lost one this time.
Day 8: Killing wolves grows tiresome, there is no end to the beasts, and without reward I fear the men will lose motivation. It is time we struck out on our own in earnest. The west is another Mountainhome, I even hear humans and elves live within the jungle between. What wonders they would have to show us?
Day 12: I can't feel my legs... considering the bones sticking out of them... this may be for the best.
Day 13: Our pikedwarf was torn to shreds in front of me, blood... so much blood. My fellow axedwarf tried to pull him free of their jaws, but they but him in half! Like he was a gummy goblin we had as a child! How did this happen, our training was for nothing! I have told Urist McSword to flee, but the fool insists on staying by my side. His loyalty is admirable, but will be the death of us both.
Day 14: What's left of my right leg was removed by another alligator today. I'm strangely unaffected by this. Almost relived, as the ragged bits of bone were beginning to smell horrible anyway.
day 15: More alligators! This time we suffered no injuries. They fell to our blades. Tonight we feast on their hearts and brains. Tomorrow we feast on their fear!
day 16: My other leg still smells pretty funny. I'm very worried about the fact that I still can't feel it. McSword was gravely wounded, but he seems to be getting used to constant pain.
day 19: We have emerged from the jungle. A human village lies less then a days travel away.
Day 22: I killed them all. Every last man woman and child. I can only assume the sight of me dragging my bloody infected stumps across their square offended them in some way. My mind was reeling with fever so the details are fuzzy. I may have also insulted the leader because his wife had no beard. I no longer care. The fever melted away all delusions for me. There is no such thing as evil or good, right or wrong. There are only those strong enough to survive, and those too weak to do what it takes. The wolves were trying to teach us.
day 40: McSword and I have arrived at an elven village so to speak. The savages live out in the open, never taking shelter from the open sky. The sun cooks their brains I think. A beardless wench claiming to be a leader has asked us to rid their village of a hydra. I will do this for them, not out of respect, but to prove two dwarfs are better than the whole of their army. Beardless Wench's eyes remind me of alligator scales. When we are done here, I will inform her of such.
What lies ahead for our adventurers? Can this daring duo truly face an epic beast? Will they find treatment for their rapidly diminishing mental stability? Find out next week!
Post by: Chilton on February 04, 2011, 05:35:37 am
::)
Post by: Duntada Man on February 04, 2011, 10:57:24 am
Post by: NewsMuffin on February 04, 2011, 06:32:45 pm
Post by: Lovechild on February 07, 2011, 11:35:59 am
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Post by: UristMcDwarf on February 07, 2011, 03:55:06 pm
I have slashed off many goblin heads, but this was the first time I stabbed a head off:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
There are 2 witty things I can say about this.
Post by: Horizon9 on February 07, 2011, 05:24:23 pm
Well then, lay it on us.I have slashed off many goblin heads, but this was the first time I stabbed a head off:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
There are 2 witty things I can say about this.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on February 07, 2011, 05:30:45 pm
Well then, lay it on us.I have slashed off many goblin heads, but this was the first time I stabbed a head off:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
There are 2 witty things I can say about this.
1: Pig Tail Tanktop?
2: Why is your adventurer a hobo?
Post by: Knigel on February 07, 2011, 11:18:16 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 08, 2011, 01:03:51 am
Post by: Chilton on February 08, 2011, 10:12:37 am
Post by: Shook on February 08, 2011, 03:10:30 pm
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Stupid cloth hoods deflecting my flying copper shields!
Post by: UristMcDwarf on February 08, 2011, 03:15:11 pm
I was traveling alone at night, and I was being chased by bogeys, so I jumped in a lake and figured out bogeys can swim, the hard way.
Post by: Greiger on February 08, 2011, 04:10:20 pm
Post by: Shook on February 08, 2011, 04:28:43 pm
Also, yeah sure Urist. Here we go...
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Post by: UristMcDwarf on February 08, 2011, 04:32:07 pm
Haha, thanks. The part i like most about drawing comics is making the silly faces. :P
Also, yeah sure Urist. Here we go...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh my gosh.
That's the hardest've laughed in a while.
I love it.
Post by: Baron Baconeer on February 08, 2011, 04:54:56 pm
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Post by: Horizon9 on February 08, 2011, 06:10:12 pm
Maybe I should get in on this...
Post by: strongrudder on February 08, 2011, 08:13:24 pm
Post by: Horizon9 on February 12, 2011, 04:34:44 pm
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Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 12, 2011, 04:47:52 pm
Post by: Horizon9 on February 12, 2011, 05:06:05 pm
When you cut someone, chances are that you'll open an artery.
Why is it that we never hit veins, even when we lop off the entire limb?
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 12, 2011, 05:13:45 pm
Post by: Horizon9 on February 12, 2011, 05:24:38 pm
Post by: Shook on February 12, 2011, 08:38:31 pm
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Dwarf Fortress: Letting you choke 4 humans to death simultaneously. Also, something very weird happened when i played first time.
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I stepped on the ice, and promptly exploded. Since my some of my body was actually underwater after the explosion, i think i might have fallen through the ice, but i didn't explode last time i jumped into a river.
Post by: Tsukana on February 12, 2011, 09:39:02 pm
I need you to do comics for a living.
Right.
Now.
Because you'll be very comfortable sitting on a pile of my money.
Post by: Horizon9 on February 12, 2011, 11:48:56 pm
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Post by: xeivous on February 13, 2011, 01:22:29 am
Shook, I need you to do me a favor.Pshh I've shot one off with a bow...This just now happened in my game, and I need for you to illustrate it, for this has massive comedic potential.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
also, sympathy pain :'(
Post by: Horizon9 on February 13, 2011, 01:24:55 am
This. So Much.Shook, I need you to do me a favor.Pshh I've shot one off with a bow...This just now happened in my game, and I need for you to illustrate it, for this has massive comedic potential.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
also, sympathy pain :'(
What's making it worse is the fact that I can't stop imagining it going in in such a way as to give that body part a taste of its own medicine, if you know what I'm talking about.
Post by: Qinetix on February 13, 2011, 01:25:59 am
Damn the image is so funny
Post by: Horizon9 on February 13, 2011, 01:28:37 am
Which, combined with the usual comedy involved with Shook's comics, would have been something extremely funny.
Post by: Darthania on February 13, 2011, 04:23:36 am
Post by: Shook on February 13, 2011, 09:20:39 am
Shook, I need you to do me a favor.My wang hurts now. :cThis just now happened in my game, and I need for you to illustrate it, for this has massive comedic potential.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Also, i'm glad you like my senseless scribblings. They're a lot of fun to draw. :D
Post by: Horizon9 on February 13, 2011, 09:26:38 am
Post by: Stone Wera on February 13, 2011, 12:35:03 pm
Pah, my orc adventurer had his ripped off and it remained in his attacker's (Nord Wrestler) grip! I managed to recover it...
That... That's why I don't use genital mods.
Post by: Stone Wera on February 13, 2011, 12:40:27 pm
Post by: Shook on February 13, 2011, 08:11:11 pm
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Spoiler: part 2 (click to show/hide)
Also, my preferred method of slaying titans.
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Worked very nicely against that salty hill titan. :P
Post by: UristMcDwarf on February 13, 2011, 08:16:34 pm
YOU ARE A GENIOUS.
Request.
Nothing violent, just please draw the time I was trying to catch a flying bug and threw stuff at it and stuff in my attempts to catch it, and I finally did.
Post by: Stone Wera on February 13, 2011, 09:02:53 pm
Honestly, how is it that you aren't doing webcomics, Shook?
Post by: Wolf Tengu on February 13, 2011, 09:14:52 pm
Post by: Proberoo on February 14, 2011, 02:16:45 am
So I took my adamantine-armed Dwarf adventurer out of retirement and got revenge.
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I tried to draw him as accurately as I could based off of inventory, description, and wounds. :P
Post by: NobodyPro on February 14, 2011, 04:12:31 am
Post by: Siquo on February 14, 2011, 04:51:08 am
Post by: Shook on February 14, 2011, 10:05:03 am
@Stone Wera: Thanks! As for why i'm not doing webcomics, i have a few reasons. Firstly, i'm a tard when it comes to websites, though that is a minor issue. I have an e-friend who's pretty ace at it. Secondly, my drawings are awful (and it looks insanely bad if i try to draw seriously), and i'm not going to spend hours doing pixel art for each panel, but from what i've seen here, you don't seem to care much about that. =P
Finally, i'm lazy and terrible at keeping a schedule. Not to mention that i like to poke fun at some things, which might be slightly offensive if the reader fulfils certain criteria, and is totally devoid of humor.
@Urist: Violence against flying bugs? 8)
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But hey, don't let me take all the attention. I like reading other comics myself. ;)
Post by: Proberoo on February 14, 2011, 03:41:22 pm
Whats with the green skin and lettuce leaves? More importantly, WHY DID YOU DRAW HER STILL ALIVE!?
My axedwarf is wearing rope reed fiber clothing under his armor(which is incomplete - no gauntlets, or boots at the moment :(), hence the green stuff-meant to be clothing. The lettuce leaves were meant to be parts of his hood if I remember correctly. :P And as stated before, she's dead, just still attached to the axe, heh.
Figured I'd give another go at this - though my adventures haven't been too silly. :-\ Stuck with a more fortress-mode like dwarf this time.
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Post by: Haspen on February 14, 2011, 04:01:10 pm
They get more and more epic with every story I heard about. It's slightly worrying me.
Also, nice drawing style!
Post by: Proberoo on February 14, 2011, 04:05:43 pm
Camels.
They get more and more epic with every story I heard about. It's slightly worrying me.
Also, nice drawing style!
Some of the wildlife I've encountered have put up more of a fight than the bandits I've been tasked to kill... it worries me too. :-\
And thanks, I'm a fan of Shook's style personally, but I've done my fair share of mspaint comics and find it hard to break my current coloring habit. :S
Post by: Stone Wera on February 14, 2011, 04:56:34 pm
@Stone Wera: Thanks! As for why i'm not doing webcomics, i have a few reasons. Firstly, i'm a tard when it comes to websites, though that is a minor issue. I have an e-friend who's pretty ace at it. Secondly, my drawings are awful (and it looks insanely bad if i try to draw seriously), and i'm not going to spend hours doing pixel art for each panel, but from what i've seen here, you don't seem to care much about that. =P
Finally, i'm lazy and terrible at keeping a schedule. Not to mention that i like to poke fun at some things, which might be slightly offensive if the reader fulfils certain criteria, and is totally devoid of humor.
Shook, one of the reasons we love you is because the drawings are so bad they've somehow become insanely awesome. I don't know what form of witchcraft you put into these comics, but please DON'T STOP.
Figured I'd give another go at this - though my adventures haven't been too silly. :-\ Stuck with a more fortress-mode like dwarf this time.In the titan's defense, it removed the camel's hump eventually, forcing it to retreat. :XSpoiler (click to show/hide)
That dwarf looks like a delicious giant grape.
Post by: Proberoo on February 14, 2011, 05:07:56 pm
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I will never look at axe dwarves the same way again...
Post by: Stone Wera on February 14, 2011, 05:10:17 pm
Post by: Ultimuh on February 14, 2011, 05:11:37 pm
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I will never look at axe dwarves the same way again...
So when your fortress is starving.. expect delirious dorfs to stare hungrily at them.
Post by: Stone Wera on February 14, 2011, 05:27:01 pm
Post by: Dante on February 15, 2011, 12:33:33 am
8)
Post by: ext0l on February 15, 2011, 01:54:14 am
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I will never look at axe dwarves the same way again...
why does the blue grape have a white banana on it :P
Post by: Duntada Man on February 15, 2011, 04:22:54 am
That also reminds me.Medically speaking, vein damage isn't as important. You'll possibly lose a limb due to infection or lack of circulation, but that wouldn't be something someone would notice before dying otherwise in a battle probably.
When you cut someone, chances are that you'll open an artery.
Why is it that we never hit veins, even when we lop off the entire limb?
There tends to be less bleeding than you would think as well, since the vein tends to collapse when severed. Yes, outside of battle this becomes a problem, but for the sake of combat medicine (which is the only kind to dorfs) it's pretty low priority.
Post by: Shook on February 15, 2011, 03:09:38 pm
@Stone Wera: Well alright then, i shall keep pouring ground almonds and jellyfish on my monitor. Also, thanks. :>
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I was playing as a bearman (i doubt humies could do it), but hey, biting bogeys in half.
Post by: Deadly Lamarr on February 15, 2011, 04:15:10 pm
Bogeymen: so terrifying yet so bite-able.
Post by: minno on February 15, 2011, 05:06:20 pm
Actually, I think I've done that with a human ...
Bogeymen: so terrifying yet so bite-able.
That's actually the easiest way for me to kill them when I'm using a blunt weapon.
Post by: Shook on February 15, 2011, 07:45:14 pm
And speaking of which...
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Teeth are powerful weapons in this game.
Post by: Horizon9 on February 15, 2011, 08:14:36 pm
We leave the fortress, and walk up to the river as we try to get far enough away to travel.
Soon as we reach the river, said companion is attacked by an alligator and dragged into the water.
He's drowning and being mauled.
You can't get more Red Shirt than that.
Post by: Stone Wera on February 15, 2011, 08:56:58 pm
As an AxeNord (yes I downloaded Genesis even though it has genital mods) I had gained quite the reputation, and was tasked by the lord of a fortress to slay a manticore to the far East. On the way me and my small army were ambushed while travelling through a valley. We were out numbered at least two to one, and a companion I had recruited at the beginning of my adventures was mortally wounded and set upon by two spearmen. I rushed to his aid, hacking off limbs and heads like it was nothing. Soon more bandits came, five surrounded me, including the ring leader. At that point I became enraged, and immediately opened Internet Explorer, went to Youtube and put on Burning Heart. Reopenign the DF window I proceeded to hack away at the numerous rogues around me, heads flew from their shoulders, but I was soon outnumbered, and they managed to over power me, jamming a blade through my skull. I might be asking a bit much, here, but if you don't want to you don't have to.
EDIT: Also probably worth noting that I struck the ring leader in the groin, sending his member flying, and would have strangled him with it if I weren't overpowered and pulled away from him. I'm afriad it might be a bit too graphic though, so I left it out. If you want to include it, go ahead.
Post by: Proberoo on February 15, 2011, 09:23:34 pm
I just recruited a companion.
We leave the fortress, and walk up to the river as we try to get far enough away to travel.
Soon as we reach the river, said companion is attacked by an alligator and dragged into the water.
He's drowning and being mauled.
You can't get more Red Shirt than that.
I kinda rushed this one, but here's my go at it.
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Post by: Horizon9 on February 15, 2011, 09:25:56 pm
Your boogey man comics are my favorite Shook, haha. :DGood job on the comic, it made me laugh.I just recruited a companion.
We leave the fortress, and walk up to the river as we try to get far enough away to travel.
Soon as we reach the river, said companion is attacked by an alligator and dragged into the water.
He's drowning and being mauled.
You can't get more Red Shirt than that.
I kinda rushed this one, but here's my go at it.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Theodolus on February 16, 2011, 02:07:50 pm
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Post by: Proberoo on February 16, 2011, 03:38:55 pm
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Not bad! The style certainly is unique. Though I can't help wonder what became of Urist after throwing his spear and being surrounded by the rest of the pack. :P
Post by: Scaraban on February 16, 2011, 04:03:08 pm
<.< >.>
Post by: Horizon9 on February 16, 2011, 05:02:59 pm
So reading through this thread and I ran across the posts back on page 20-something. The posts in question were some crazy scribblings of randomness that nobody could decipher. The artist linked the site (http://mrdoob.com/projects/harmony) and I found myself playing around with it for a couple minutes. Decided to see if I could make something that wasn't absolutely indecipherable with the provided tools. So all major work was done in that tool, with some minor touch-ups and text added in via MSPaint on Win7. Also, this did not actually happen to any adventurers of mine, but seemed like it was fitting of DF. Enjoy!I remember using a drawing program like this when I was making some Slenderman related pictures. It was pretty Fun, but at times I cOUldN't Draw anYthing that lOoked Unique.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Shook on February 16, 2011, 07:50:02 pm
I kinda rushed this one, but here's my go at it.Haha, nice. I chuckled heartily. :DSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, thanks! I quite like your style too.
Oh yeah, i had some Fun with a dragon.
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Not pictured: Burning, melting and dismemberment. I melted like 7 times per turn while the damn thing bit my limbs off. Why did i charge it? Well, forgot to set combat preferences to "strike". Then i had so much fun that i had to reload the game (i'm a dirty stinking backupper) and give the fun back!
Also, Stone Wera, my style of drawing really isn't suited for action. Predominantly effective for stylistic suck. :U
Post by: Stone Wera on February 16, 2011, 08:00:16 pm
Also, Stone Wera, my style of drawing really isn't suited for action. Predominantly effective for stylistic suck. :U
What are you talking about? That dragon comic had me on the edge of my seat!
Post by: Shook on February 16, 2011, 08:46:10 pm
However, if you don't mind your scenario converted to a much more lighthearted show, i suppose i could try at some point. For now, it's well past midnight. Why can't we just be omniurnal? :c
Post by: UristMcDwarf on February 16, 2011, 08:53:41 pm
I was walking around, and found a wagon with a few Dorfs.
After talking, I proptly stole their booze and left.
Post by: Tastysaurus Rex on February 16, 2011, 11:40:31 pm
Post by: Proberoo on February 17, 2011, 02:42:37 am
Shook! I got a good one!
I was walking around, and found a wagon with a few Dorfs.
After talking, I proptly stole their booze and left.
Since Shook was on break at the time, here's my go as usual. :P
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Took quite a bit of time :-X
EDIT:
Since I had some time to burn, I did another one. This time based off of the "You" Adventurer Challenge. 'J.T. Fatman' did not last very long...
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Post by: UristMcDwarf on February 17, 2011, 09:37:06 am
Shook! I got a good one!
I was walking around, and found a wagon with a few Dorfs.
After talking, I proptly stole their booze and left.
Since Shook was on break at the time, here's my go as usual. :PSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Took quite a bit of time :-X
EDIT:
Since I had some time to burn, I did another one. This time based off of the "You" Adventurer Challenge. 'J.T. Fatman' did not last very long...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh my gosh. The face at the end captured my emotions exactly.
Post by: Stone Wera on February 17, 2011, 05:21:46 pm
Well, i probably worded it wrongly; my style isn't good for anything serious. I think. Or maybe i just suck at not being silly. :P
That's actually one of the reasons why I'd like you to do this.
Post by: Shook on February 17, 2011, 08:07:33 pm
Spoiler: part 1 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: part 2 (click to show/hide)
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However i feel like i went from dabbling engraver to novice engraver while doing it. If you think a little, you'll spot a totally inadvertent correspondence between two of the parts! Also, think of the typo in part 1 as nord dialect. Nordic people like myself tend to speak like that, anyways. =P
@Proberoo: Double awesome there. :D
Post by: Fistbeard on February 17, 2011, 08:09:49 pm
I'll work on drawing something when I get home. Maybe the dragon head-punching.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on February 17, 2011, 08:26:44 pm
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Post by: Proberoo on February 17, 2011, 08:34:43 pm
Duplicate Raws, lololoHahaha, at least you weren't being chased by boogeys at the time of revelation. :PSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Horizon9 on February 17, 2011, 10:18:52 pm
Then I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE. And it took a whopping 4 comics. I have no idea why i keep doing this.This inspires me to go do awesome shit just so I can have it illustrated.Spoiler: part 1 (click to show/hide)Spoiler: part 2 (click to show/hide)Spoiler: part 3 (click to show/hide)Spoiler: part 4 (click to show/hide)
However i feel like i went from dabbling engraver to novice engraver while doing it. If you think a little, you'll spot a totally inadvertent correspondence between two of the parts! Also, think of the typo in part 1 as nord dialect. Nordic people like myself tend to speak like that, anyways. =P
@Proberoo: Double awesome there. :D
Post by: Stone Wera on February 17, 2011, 10:29:07 pm
However i feel like i went from dabbling engraver to novice engraver while doing it.
You were already legendary, Shook.
Post by: noob on February 18, 2011, 12:16:46 am
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next time, i wont waste 2 hours trying to find one of those.
Post by: Proberoo on February 18, 2011, 12:57:34 am
Post by: myrkul on February 18, 2011, 01:07:21 am
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But definitely Dorfy.
Post by: Deon on February 18, 2011, 03:19:52 am
Hmmmrph... Phhhrp... Hprhh..... Hhhhahhaa :D!Shook, I need you to do me a favor.My wang hurts now. :cThis just now happened in my game, and I need for you to illustrate it, for this has massive comedic potential.Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, i'm glad you like my senseless scribblings. They're a lot of fun to draw. :D
I am glad that something from my mod inspired you! I look forward to more pearls from you.
Post by: Horizon9 on February 18, 2011, 04:35:48 pm
Thought I might as well say it since you're here.Hmmmrph... Phhhrp... Hprhh..... Hhhhahhaa :D!Shook, I need you to do me a favor.My wang hurts now. :cThis just now happened in my game, and I need for you to illustrate it, for this has massive comedic potential.Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, i'm glad you like my senseless scribblings. They're a lot of fun to draw. :D
I am glad that something from my mod inspired you! I look forward to more pearls from you.
Your mod is amazing. I've had a great time playing adventurer mode.
Haven't had the chance to play Fortress Mode yet since my adventurer just won't die,(those void master illithids are badass) but sooner or later I'll try it out.
Edit: Had another encounter with the z-level attack glitch. Since I was bored killing weak enemies on the surface, I attempted to find a challenge by charging through 100 z-levels at a congregation of demons.
I proceeded to kick their collective asses, and discovered a 'curious structure'.
This is going to be good.
Post by: Proberoo on February 18, 2011, 10:56:23 pm
Edit: Had another encounter with the z-level attack glitch. Since I was bored killing weak enemies on the surface, I attempted to find a challenge by charging through 100 z-levels at a congregation of demons.
I proceeded to kick their collective asses, and discovered a 'curious structure'.
This is going to be good.
...
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Post by: Catastrophic lolcats on February 18, 2011, 11:06:09 pm
Just take the pedestal with the sword still in it, and things should be fine, right?
Ahaha, I read the comic with the right-most panels cut off, I think the comic is better that way. :P
Post by: Proberoo on February 18, 2011, 11:23:31 pm
Post by: Horizon9 on February 18, 2011, 11:34:48 pm
Yeah, I have to admit I wasn't too sure how I wanted to end that one and all around it isn't one of my favored works. :-\I thought it was pretty good.
Also, my adventurer died.
Not even my Void Master abilities could stop the demons.
But the bright side to this is the fact that it took several demons ganging up on me to take me out, when entire ambush parties, titans, and a bronze colossus failed to do so.
Post by: Rumrusher on February 19, 2011, 12:04:05 am
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush/folder1/Adventure nesting grounds.png)
now from what I learn these eggs will never hatch due to some stupid relationship blocker still preventing childbirth or so I heard. well at least she can throw those now.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on February 19, 2011, 12:12:03 am
slap on egg laying on humans and dump my adventuress on a abandon fort just to get this.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush/folder1/Adventure nesting grounds.png)
now from what I learn these eggs will never hatch due to some stupid relationship blocker still preventing childbirth or so I heard. well at least she can throw those now.
That's awesome.
Post by: Rumrusher on February 19, 2011, 12:47:23 am
now while I'm thinking on it I could just remove the nest and build it inside the fort and like not between to beehives.slap on egg laying on humans and dump my adventuress on a abandon fort just to get this.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush/folder1/Adventure nesting grounds.png)
now from what I learn these eggs will never hatch due to some stupid relationship blocker still preventing childbirth or so I heard. well at least she can throw those now.
That's awesome.
Post by: Berserkenstein on February 19, 2011, 07:49:23 am
slap on egg laying on humans and dump my adventuress on a abandon fort just to get this.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush/folder1/Adventure nesting grounds.png)
now from what I learn these eggs will never hatch due to some stupid relationship blocker still preventing childbirth or so I heard. well at least she can throw those now.
I love how you've pretty much boiled down a dwarf face to two upside-down "U"s two dots and a dash :)
Post by: UristMcDwarf on February 19, 2011, 12:41:04 pm
slap on egg laying on humans and dump my adventuress on a abandon fort just to get this.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush/folder1/Adventure nesting grounds.png)
now from what I learn these eggs will never hatch due to some stupid relationship blocker still preventing childbirth or so I heard. well at least she can throw those now.
WAIT! throwing your own children??!
epppic
Post by: darkflagrance on February 19, 2011, 01:47:44 pm
slap on egg laying on humans and dump my adventuress on a abandon fort just to get this.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush/folder1/Adventure nesting grounds.png)
now from what I learn these eggs will never hatch due to some stupid relationship blocker still preventing childbirth or so I heard. well at least she can throw those now.
WAIT! throwing your own children??!
epppic
Since they're not fertilized, it's more like throwing your periods.
Post by: Stone Wera on February 19, 2011, 01:57:46 pm
slap on egg laying on humans and dump my adventuress on a abandon fort just to get this.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush/folder1/Adventure nesting grounds.png)
now from what I learn these eggs will never hatch due to some stupid relationship blocker still preventing childbirth or so I heard. well at least she can throw those now.
WAIT! throwing your own children??!
epppic
Since they're not fertilized, it's more like throwing your periods.
Is that supposed to be better or worse? Becuase I'd rather be hit with a thrown baby than a glob of flying menstrual blood... It sounds kind of wierd when I say that out loud.
Post by: iceball3 on February 19, 2011, 02:05:28 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on February 19, 2011, 03:18:55 pm
so I guess large Menstrual womb material being thrown at bandits might be a good picture.
Post by: Deon on February 19, 2011, 03:22:33 pm
Well, it's not menstrual blood, it's menstrual womb material, but since we eat that stuff cooked then I dunno.It's neither. Some people are so ignorant.
Meanwhile, a few versions back armor didn't protect fingers, toes, other attachable parts...
It happened to me in Genesis mod.
(http://i54.tinypic.com/jgs8rc.png)
Post by: Rumrusher on February 19, 2011, 03:31:10 pm
dang you should have added in a Cod piece made of Cods.Well, it's not menstrual blood, it's menstrual womb material, but since we eat that stuff cooked then I dunno.It's neither. Some people are so ignorant.
Meanwhile, a few versions back armor didn't protect fingers, toes, other attachable parts...
It happened to me in Genesis mod.
-snip-
Post by: Stone Wera on February 19, 2011, 03:34:46 pm
It's neither. Some people are so ignorant.
I know it isn't, I've just always thought of it as that.
Post by: Deon on February 19, 2011, 05:19:31 pm
Post by: Shook on February 19, 2011, 08:33:02 pm
Meanwhile, a few versions back armor didn't protect fingers, toes, other attachable parts...Haha, oh god, i'm torn between laughing and wincing. That is a very cruel rabbit right there. :'D
It happened to me in Genesis mod.
-paaaaaaaain-
Also, i believe this has happened to us all.
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They must construct additional willpower. ¯\(o_°)/¯
Post by: Stone Wera on February 19, 2011, 08:40:55 pm
-snip-
Wait, did the punchee grow a moustache in the second panel?
Post by: Shook on February 19, 2011, 08:48:33 pm
Post by: UristMcDwarf on February 19, 2011, 08:56:46 pm
Also at the end, where was the angry mob?
Post by: rarborman on February 19, 2011, 09:33:50 pm
(http://img.ie/c4c0b.jpg)
Post by: Stone Wera on February 19, 2011, 09:36:36 pm
Post by: Proberoo on February 20, 2011, 05:15:39 am
Here's another contribution, from a while ago but I just remembered it a bit ago. I just started playing with my new Pixie race as a pixie adventurer, and got my first quest to kill a night brute child or something or another. Easy enough, I thought...
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I wish I had night creature parents sometimes. :-\
Post by: dragonkid11 on February 20, 2011, 07:05:43 am
"Got rip apart"
One of my female human adventurer got bite at crotch and lower body by 2 wolf...
I killed the wolf by strangle them and slash their "thing" for giving me a nightmare mental image...
Post by: EmperorJon on February 20, 2011, 12:01:47 pm
Spent about an hour as an elf spearing a night creature, doing varying amounts of damage to it with a crappy palm spear. By the end it'd had most of its organs torn apart, its guts spilled, a tail bitten off and some gouged out eyes... with me taking nothing but some light bruising. But it just wouldn't die. Heavy bleeding. Can't breathe. Falls unconsious, skull kick... Still. Won't. Die.
By this time my adventurer is feeling quiet tired, at which point MrMcNightyInvincible wakes up, yanks my spear out of my hand, and skewers my face on it in one single combat move.
*woken up
*you have lost possesion of palm spear
*the night creature stabs you in the head, tearing the brain, shattering the skull
*you are deceased
I would draw it but I suck so yaknow,
Post by: Jiharo on February 20, 2011, 12:27:08 pm
Someone draw a group of adventurers (don't forget the kobolds) having a snowball fight with some Ettins or something. With the expected results (i.e FATALITY)
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Post by: Rrido on February 20, 2011, 03:07:08 pm
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"ENEMY WRESTLER!! GO! ELF FAT!!
GAH!! The Crossbowman looks sick
The Crossbowman vomits
The Crossbowman retches
Uh... Totally meant to hit the Crossbowman
But now. TAKE THIS WRESTLER!!
Crossbowman has been shot and killed"
Post by: Proberoo on February 20, 2011, 04:00:32 pm
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I think Shook could do this one justice if he's available :P
Post by: Stone Wera on February 20, 2011, 04:02:38 pm
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I think Shook could do this one justice if he's available :P
Shook is a national treasure.
Post by: EmperorJon on February 20, 2011, 05:11:38 pm
Post by: Shook on February 20, 2011, 07:39:57 pm
<_<
>_>
I sense that people want me to show up.
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Now with 100% more animation. But only because i've experienced something similar (except that my night beast bled to death, and my high-endurance dorf ended up tired), and wanted to do a turbostab animation. =P
Also, many thanks for all your kind words. Truly, it gives me positive thoughts. :D
... Shit, i forgot the blood pool on the last panel. Oh well.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on February 20, 2011, 07:46:10 pm
>_>
<_<
>_>
I sense that people want me to show up.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Now with 100% more animation. But only because i've experienced something similar (except that my night beast bled to death, and my high-endurance dorf ended up tired), and wanted to do a turbostab animation. =P
Also, many thanks for all your kind words. Truly, it gives me positive thoughts. :D
... Shit, i forgot the blood pool on the last panel. Oh well.
how you do that.
Post by: Shook on February 20, 2011, 08:02:00 pm
Post by: UristMcDwarf on February 20, 2011, 08:08:48 pm
I drew the first panel differently in two otherwise identical image files, then made it a GIF. Tadaa!
Elabroate. This has potential.
Post by: Deadly Lamarr on February 20, 2011, 08:11:18 pm
>_>
<_<
>_>
I sense that people want me to show up.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Now with 100% more animation. But only because i've experienced something similar (except that my night beast bled to death, and my high-endurance dorf ended up tired), and wanted to do a turbostab animation. =P
Also, many thanks for all your kind words. Truly, it gives me positive thoughts. :D
... Shit, i forgot the blood pool on the last panel. Oh well.
This and the swimming bogeys one are my favorites right now.
Post by: iceball3 on February 20, 2011, 08:18:26 pm
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Post by: Stone Wera on February 20, 2011, 08:24:43 pm
-snip-
I love the playfulness of the night creature, like it's a game to him. You can see it in panel four.
Post by: Proberoo on February 20, 2011, 08:53:07 pm
@people asking about the animation, you could download The GIMP for free and make little gif images like that for your comics. :o
Post by: GuudeSpelur on February 20, 2011, 10:07:59 pm
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Note to self: when you're a legendary thrower, don't throw things into areas you can't see. Also, recruiting your band of super-badasses from one fortress is a bad idea.
Post by: Proberoo on February 20, 2011, 10:45:02 pm
I was inspired to do an (awesome) MS paint doodle on one of my epic fails as a demigod human swordsman.Fix'd ;)
Yeah, I learned about loyalties the hardway a while back... had a horribly crippled companion with me, and I just wanted to end his misery by killing him quickly. He and his human brothers weren't so happy to hear my idea.
Post by: EmperorJon on February 21, 2011, 04:00:01 am
Post by: Urist McBusDriver on February 21, 2011, 09:08:45 pm
For some reason, I find the "tendon in the skull has been torn" message extraneous. It's like IL-2 Sturmovik warning you that you got a fuel leak and jammed flaps when you've got both engines "gone with the wings", and your tail gunner's on fire.
I hated those messages in IL-2. *CHONK* "Elevator jammed!" "Aileron jammed!" "Rudder jammed!" Yes, thank you, I think I might have noticed those myself. "Enemy aircraft destroyed!" Apparently WW2 pilots had supernatural abilities and could instantly tell when the aircraft they'd shot at has become destroyed, never mind how far away it is or how long since they were the last person to shoot it. You could turn the messages off, but then you also lose the messages telling you about stuff like your radiator position that you actually need to know.
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Post by: silverskull39 on February 22, 2011, 10:51:55 pm
Post by: Terrahex on February 23, 2011, 12:47:36 am
Post by: Iados on February 23, 2011, 12:27:19 pm
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6089/dwarffortressice.jpg) (http://img513.imageshack.us/i/dwarffortressice.jpg/)
Post by: runiq on February 23, 2011, 12:32:36 pm
.... I.... my kobold adventurer just spilled a night creature's guts, grabbed on to them, and threw him by them into a wall, which caused him to explode.... someone needs to draw this. I might do it myself tomorrow, but no promises on quality, as it will be done in paint.Care to give a description of the night creature? I need to take my mind off things and want to familiarize myself with my tablet a bit.
Post by: silverskull39 on February 23, 2011, 05:55:37 pm
.... I.... my kobold adventurer just spilled a night creature's guts, grabbed on to them, and threw him by them into a wall, which caused him to explode.... someone needs to draw this. I might do it myself tomorrow, but no promises on quality, as it will be done in paint.Care to give a description of the night creature? I need to take my mind off things and want to familiarize myself with my tablet a bit.
"A scaly humanoid. It has three narrow tails and it groans from time to time. its clear scales are blocky and close set. Now you will know why you fear the night."
Post by: Guedez on February 25, 2011, 05:00:48 pm
http://img225.imageshack.us/i/derpdu.png/
nothing like tossing body parts of your friends on you
Post by: Duntada Man on February 25, 2011, 07:29:40 pm
Post by: Stone Wera on February 25, 2011, 08:11:21 pm
I'm not complaining about seeing more of Shook's work here people, I am glad to get as much of this awesome as this thread creates, but let's give the poor guy a break huh? This is a draw YOUR adventure thread. Look how awesome Shook makes things with MS paint. Try doing it yourself dammit!
I would, but I'm highly ergophobic... Fine, I'm doing it yesterday.
Post by: silverskull39 on February 25, 2011, 09:52:02 pm
.... I.... my kobold adventurer just spilled a night creature's guts, grabbed on to them, and threw him by them into a wall, which caused him to explode.... someone needs to draw this. I might do it myself tomorrow, but no promises on quality, as it will be done in paint.Care to give a description of the night creature? I need to take my mind off things and want to familiarize myself with my tablet a bit.
"A scaly humanoid. It has three narrow tails and it groans from time to time. its clear scales are blocky and close set. Now you will know why you fear the night."
I did it! Warning: Image contains high levels of
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Post by: Stone Wera on February 26, 2011, 10:41:47 pm
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Sweet and sour Jesus on a stick, I suck without a tablet.
Post by: Rumrusher on February 26, 2011, 11:11:02 pm
WARNINGS: Big pictureman that's funny.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sweet and sour Jesus on a stick, I suck without a tablet.
so was it a nightcreature moon troll or a normal troll?
Post by: Stone Wera on February 26, 2011, 11:58:31 pm
WARNINGS: Big pictureman that's funny.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sweet and sour Jesus on a stick, I suck without a tablet.
so was it a nightcreature moon troll or a normal troll?
Just a run of the mill bogeyman.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 27, 2011, 04:41:07 am
I did it! Warning: Image contains high levels ofA quick sketch of the same thing.graphic violenceawesome! viewing by the weak of heart, pregnant women, and small children is not advised.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Proberoo on February 27, 2011, 05:41:45 am
Post by: Murmur on February 27, 2011, 10:09:53 pm
(http://i20.servimg.com/u/f20/15/40/76/74/untitl11.jpg)
Post by: Horizon9 on February 27, 2011, 10:13:59 pm
Guess I'll give it a shot:That was epic.
(http://i20.servimg.com/u/f20/15/40/76/74/untitl11.jpg)
Post by: Stone Wera on February 27, 2011, 10:15:58 pm
I did it! Warning: Image contains high levels ofA quick sketch of the same thing.graphic violenceawesome! viewing by the weak of heart, pregnant women, and small children is not advised.Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That night creature reminds me of the creature from the Black Lagoon. In a good way.
Post by: SuicideJunkie on February 28, 2011, 12:05:04 am
Poor adventurer got mauled by an alligator, and that shopkeeper wouldn't settle for everything I owned!
Post by: Duntada Man on February 28, 2011, 05:37:05 am
It's funny enough on its own.
Murmur: Epic battle. As long as your foe died before you, you win right?
Suicide: Smash his legs. See if he feels for your plight now.
Post by: Dbuhos on March 01, 2011, 11:57:22 am
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Today was a good day.
Post by: silverskull39 on March 01, 2011, 05:19:51 pm
Post by: Shook on March 01, 2011, 05:23:35 pm
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We've all been there, right?
Post by: Proberoo on March 01, 2011, 05:36:45 pm
Dwarf Fortress: The game where mercy killing equals brutally ramming a spear being through the throat of the victim. :PSpoiler (click to show/hide)
We've all been there, right?
The king is back! ;) Dwarves truely are masters of quantum storage... the technology behind backpacks is astonishing.
Post by: Stone Wera on March 01, 2011, 06:20:37 pm
DISCLAIMER: The comic you are about to view is extremely horrendous and should not be viewed by anyone... ever.
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EDIT: What have I done?
Post by: Scaraban on March 01, 2011, 06:26:36 pm
The .19 update summed up in one especially awful comic. It takes hard work to make soemthing this terrible.awesome
DISCLAIMER: The comic you are about to view is extremely horrendous and should not be viewed by anyone... ever.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
EDIT: What have I done?
Post by: Proberoo on March 02, 2011, 04:36:04 am
The .19 update summed up in one especially awful comic. It takes hard work to make soemthing this terrible.(http://liquimatter.com/upload2011/02Mar20110235AMWATt.png)
DISCLAIMER: The comic you are about to view is extremely horrendous and should not be viewed by anyone... ever.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
EDIT: What have I done?
Post by: Dbuhos on March 02, 2011, 05:57:02 am
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Bunnies in DF are the devil .
Post by: Scaraban on March 02, 2011, 01:21:54 pm
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Bunnies in DF are the devil .
Dwarf Fort: If it moves, it wants to kill you. It may not try to, but it wants to.Had to search forever for that quote
Post by: Shook on March 02, 2011, 03:04:44 pm
The .19 update summed up in one especially awful comic. It takes hard work to make soemthing this terrible.Oh my goodness my tear channels are going ballistic from laughing so hard. :'D
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EDIT: What have I done?
@Dbuhos: It is now proven that bunnies are evil through and through. Wasn't it Deon who drew a bunny biting a dorf in the family jewels? First the jingleworks, now a finger. I propose bunny genocide.
Post by: Stone Wera on March 02, 2011, 04:29:32 pm
(http://liquimatter.com/upload2011/02Mar20110235AMWATt.png)
Is that elf having some sort of seizure?
Post by: Proberoo on March 02, 2011, 08:01:53 pm
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Is that elf having some sort of seizure?
More or less yes, my reaction to your creation, heh.
Also I'm all for modding in a bunny civilization and commiting genocide in adventure mode... :o
Post by: Stone Wera on March 02, 2011, 08:21:18 pm
Post by: Proberoo on March 02, 2011, 08:50:54 pm
Also I'm all for modding in a bunny civilization and commiting genocide in adventure mode... :o
Fast raw editting agogo~ Sorry I'm not feeling up to drawing this all out in MSpaint though I welcome anyone else to try :)
*Image heavy spoiler
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Post by: Ultimuh on March 02, 2011, 10:39:04 pm
Also, you should have named him Max. :p
Post by: Dbuhos on March 03, 2011, 03:38:36 am
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Oh god bunny slayer.
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on March 03, 2011, 03:42:37 am
Also I'm all for modding in a bunny civilization and commiting genocide in adventure mode... :o
Fast raw editting agogo~ Sorry I'm not feeling up to drawing this all out in MSpaint though I welcome anyone else to try :)
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Personally, I think those pictures would be better without drawing them. There's something about ASCII, as if it's trying to be classy and serious which makes this all the funnier.
Post by: Siquo on March 03, 2011, 03:59:05 am
There's something about ASCII, as if it's trying to be classy and seriousThat made me giggle. :)
Post by: Proberoo on March 03, 2011, 04:57:13 am
Personally, I think those pictures would be better without drawing them. There's something about ASCII, as if it's trying to be classy and serious which makes this all the funnier.
Yeah, I have to agree haha. I do love MSpaint comics but I also like ASCII storylines like that one. :P
Post by: eepkeep on March 03, 2011, 08:58:17 am
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Post by: rarborman on March 03, 2011, 11:29:42 am
Post by: Man of Paper on March 03, 2011, 02:11:36 pm
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I may do more stuff, but expect rearranged images from the internets. I have the artistic talent of a banana.
Post by: Theodolus on March 03, 2011, 02:28:28 pm
Please track down and kill Urist McVillagSlayer please. This madman has killed dozens in his bloodlust! He killed... etc, etc, etc.
Post by: Man of Paper on March 03, 2011, 03:06:03 pm
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Just made what you said into a picture. Nothing better to do. Currently adventuring, so I'll have something for you actually worth looking at soon maybe. Not as good as some of the others in here (by far), but I'll give some stuff a shot if there are any suggestions.
Post by: lowbart on March 03, 2011, 11:31:21 pm
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Post by: Proberoo on March 04, 2011, 05:57:59 am
Post by: eepkeep on March 04, 2011, 06:56:24 am
Post by: lowbart on March 04, 2011, 12:25:07 pm
Waiting for continue'd drawing. ;D
I'll do it tonight or tomorrow
Post by: strongrudder on March 04, 2011, 03:20:20 pm
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Post by: myrkul on March 04, 2011, 03:30:23 pm
Had some fun attacking a bandit camp last night. :DHa.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Haha.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Love it.
Post by: Taricus on March 04, 2011, 03:52:04 pm
AP roaches :DHad some fun attacking a bandit camp last night. :DHa.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Haha.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Love it.
Post by: NewsMuffin on March 04, 2011, 05:27:24 pm
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Trolls.
Post by: myrkul on March 04, 2011, 06:58:02 pm
I once fought a titan... Insectile type. I've lost the description, but it was a gigantic bug. It slaughtered about half of my peons while I was checking out it's shrine. When I realized what was going on, I walked over to it, and swung my axe at it's midsection.
The severed part goes flying in a bloody arc!
One. Hit. God I love this game.
Post by: Ultimuh on March 04, 2011, 07:36:22 pm
Had some fun attacking a bandit camp last night. :DSpoiler (click to show/hide)
You sir, should really make a webcomic of your adventures. :D
Post by: ExdeathV on March 04, 2011, 10:00:02 pm
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Post by: Duntada Man on March 05, 2011, 04:06:28 am
Had some fun attacking a bandit camp last night. :DSpoiler (click to show/hide)
I think the smile in the last panel is the best part.
Post by: eepkeep on March 05, 2011, 08:55:38 am
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Post by: Shook on March 05, 2011, 04:19:57 pm
Other than laughing, there is only one appropriate response (http://i.imgur.com/KtQgE.png). :PSpoiler (click to show/hide)Trolls, man.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Trolls.
@eepkeep: The best part is that it isn't made up. Killing titans with thrown vomit? Only in DF!
@ExdeathV: That looked painful. :U
@strongrudder: Oh my goodness that is awesome. And hilarious. I'd love to see more from you. :D
Also, the following is a true story.
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(http://i.imgur.com/yVTP8.png)
I was pretty much dumbstruck, though i did smash its skull in with my sword shortly after. Also, i suck at drawing canines.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 05, 2011, 05:26:06 pm
Post by: Shook on March 05, 2011, 05:35:57 pm
Post by: Foamy on March 05, 2011, 07:36:17 pm
Here we are:
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So have you been doing any modding? if not then it's probably a bug somewhere in the wolf's files.
Post by: ExdeathV on March 05, 2011, 08:03:47 pm
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Post by: Ze Spy on March 05, 2011, 11:56:24 pm
Post by: ext0l on March 06, 2011, 12:39:06 am
Its low density makes it perfect for floating.
Post by: Proberoo on March 06, 2011, 05:56:57 am
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Copied Shook's animation idea/style :P
Post by: MasterMorality on March 06, 2011, 06:17:26 am
Post by: Rumrusher on March 06, 2011, 06:45:24 am
I can't be the only one that has had this happen... I need to start making all my doors "pet passable" before abandoning. :-Xwait they didn't just up and died when you abandon?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Copied Shook's animation idea/style :P
also remember that adventure laying eggs picture I made KISS DOING THAT FOR 31.20 because Toady one fix wild animals claiming nests.
Post by: eepkeep on March 06, 2011, 11:00:10 am
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Post by: manboricua on March 06, 2011, 01:53:31 pm
Post by: UristMcDwarf on March 06, 2011, 02:30:08 pm
Other than laughing, there is only one appropriate response (http://i.imgur.com/KtQgE.png). :PSpoiler (click to show/hide)Trolls, man.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Trolls.
@eepkeep: The best part is that it isn't made up. Killing titans with thrown vomit? Only in DF!
@ExdeathV: That looked painful. :U
@strongrudder: Oh my goodness that is awesome. And hilarious. I'd love to see more from you. :D
Also, the following is a true story.Spoiler: part 1 (click to show/hide)Spoiler: part 2 (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/yVTP8.png)
I was pretty much dumbstruck, though i did smash its skull in with my sword shortly after. Also, i suck at drawing canines.
I didn't know that could happen.
Post by: Proberoo on March 06, 2011, 02:37:02 pm
I can't be the only one that has had this happen... I need to start making all my doors "pet passable" before abandoning. :-Xwait they didn't just up and died when you abandon?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Copied Shook's animation idea/style :P
also remember that adventure laying eggs picture I made KISS DOING THAT FOR 31.20 because Toady one fix wild animals claiming nests.
The animals I brought with on embark died as usual, but the local wildlife almost ALWAYS gets caught behind the doors for some reason... it's not like there's anything of interest to an animal in my forts, they just path to them for whatever reason. :x
@eepkeep that is an amazing piece of art there. :D
Post by: Dante on March 06, 2011, 03:07:00 pm
Post by: Proberoo on March 06, 2011, 05:45:39 pm
Post by: eepkeep on March 07, 2011, 09:46:12 am
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Post by: strongrudder on March 07, 2011, 01:11:57 pm
I can't be the only one that has had this happen... I need to start making all my doors "pet passable" before abandoning. :-XAhahahaha, glorious. XDSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Copied Shook's animation idea/style :P
@eepkeep: Haha, bogeymen as DF's trollface is somehow... perfect. I've got an adventurer that's nigh unkillable (ended up alone three days from civilization and survived) who I should probably retire, before that smashed fingernail infection kills him.
Post by: charcharmunro on March 07, 2011, 04:10:11 pm
Post by: eepkeep on March 08, 2011, 08:59:55 am
Also, the following is a true story.Spoiler: part 1 (click to show/hide)Spoiler: part 2 (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/yVTP8.png)
I was pretty much dumbstruck, though i did smash its skull in with my sword shortly after. Also, i suck at drawing canines.
Heh, I've had that happen to me a bunch of times. For some strange reason it was always with ettins.
@eepkeep: Haha, bogeymen as DF's trollface is somehow... perfect.
Yeah. It didn't occur to me the first time I was drawing it, but when I began drawing the second one I realized that it fit perfectly with any death caused by carelessness.
Now, regarding the lack of dental science in DF:
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Post by: rarborman on March 09, 2011, 02:16:36 am
Post by: Necalli on March 09, 2011, 06:10:34 am
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Post by: Dante on March 09, 2011, 06:22:49 am
Gave it a shot.
Holy socks, batman.
Post by: ElthMysterius on March 09, 2011, 01:03:39 pm
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For somebody who was missing a foot, he sure kicked a lot of ass.
Also, Necalli, are those shoulderpads made from kittens? Snazzy.
Post by: KarolineDianne on March 09, 2011, 01:24:27 pm
Gave it a shot.
Holy crap this is amazing.
Might I ask, however, why was it so important to get socks? Don't you usually start out with them? And they're not that important, as far as I can tell.
Post by: Tsukana on March 09, 2011, 01:39:46 pm
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SUBJECT YOUR ADVENTURER TO THAT?!
You horrible person, you.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on March 09, 2011, 01:46:39 pm
Gave it a shot.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I love this, but, a question.
How come in that one panel, he just holds up a pair of boots?
Post by: Necalli on March 09, 2011, 01:51:51 pm
Might I ask, however, why was it so important to get socks? Don't you usually start out with them? And they're not that important, as far as I can tell.
I play as
And yeah, socks are really unimportant now. But imagine walking in metal boots without socks while it's freezing out there.
Spikes are common story, though.
EDIT: Changed the panel a bit.
Post by: Baron Baconeer on March 10, 2011, 03:15:41 pm
For somebody who was missing a foot, he sure kicked a lot of ass.
Limbs are just a bonus in DF anyway. If you can't do anything else, push those bastards to death!
Post by: Kit temple on March 10, 2011, 10:18:13 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on March 11, 2011, 05:31:27 am
Iv always wondered if any Adventure turns into the ever so happy ending of, "Living with a busty wife, and thea abilty to shoot lighting at fools". :-\mod in bolts that can fry a man if connected and grab yo self Dfhack 5.5 and use DFmode to swap to Fortressmode from adventure mode hopefully you brought a pick and a axe for the journey along with food and early wood or you will not make it far.
Post by: Angel Of Death on March 11, 2011, 06:14:59 am
(http://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee505/makethemsuffercc/Toococky.png)
Post by: Aramco on March 11, 2011, 09:03:47 pm
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Post by: Scaraban on March 12, 2011, 03:02:54 am
I don't know why, but this seems to happen to me a lot.every dorf fort crashes it's been a long time since i saved and i've just finished some pain in the ass designatingSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Every. Time.
Post by: myrkul on March 12, 2011, 05:04:26 am
I don't know why, but this seems to happen to me a lot.every dorf fort crashes it's been a long time since i saved and i've just finished some pain in the ass designatingSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Every. Time.
For a game that says losing is fun, You kinda have to expect it to crash on purpose.
Post by: Iados on March 12, 2011, 05:48:48 am
(http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/1893/falconpunch.jpg) (http://img846.imageshack.us/i/falconpunch.jpg/)
Post by: Shook on March 13, 2011, 07:03:22 pm
Also, had an encounter with a night beast recently.
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Last panel sums up my feelings at the time being. It's directed at the night beast, by the way. Just so you don't go around feeling offended. =P
Post by: Aramco on March 13, 2011, 07:55:17 pm
the short and true story of Iados ImmortalityRooted, human hero:
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You can actually be given a quest to kill yourself?
EDIT: Oh, and you shouldn't change who's on what side like that-- it makes it confusing sometimes.
Post by: myrkul on March 13, 2011, 11:35:20 pm
EDIT: Oh, and you shouldn't change who's on what side like that-- it makes it confusing sometimes.
I thought it was clear enough: He's the one with the sword.
Post by: Aramco on March 13, 2011, 11:44:43 pm
EDIT: Oh, and you shouldn't change who's on what side like that-- it makes it confusing sometimes.
I thought it was clear enough: He's the one with the sword.
Yeah, but still. This time was an exception; I'm just saying you should be careful about doing it.
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on March 14, 2011, 01:55:19 am
Post by: myrkul on March 14, 2011, 04:24:01 am
Or you could just give the characters unique defining features that make it clearer who's who...
Like, say, a giant steel sword?
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on March 14, 2011, 04:32:18 am
Or you could just give the characters unique defining features that make it clearer who's who...
Like, say, a giant steel sword?
I said unique, anyone could get their hands on a disproportional sword - I sort of meant something along the lines of not generic stickmen...
Post by: Aramco on March 14, 2011, 06:14:47 am
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on March 14, 2011, 06:17:50 am
Post by: Necalli on March 14, 2011, 09:11:28 am
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Post by: myrkul on March 14, 2011, 09:13:27 am
It's a real rule, you see. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/180_degree_rule)
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two characters (or other elements) in the same scene
Scene changes from panel 1 to panel 2. The comic doesn't break that rule.
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on March 14, 2011, 09:14:43 am
Besides, it can be lethal.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Bahahahaha, this is absolutely great!
Post by: Aramco on March 14, 2011, 01:44:35 pm
It's a real rule, you see. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/180_degree_rule)Quotetwo characters (or other elements) in the same scene
Scene changes from panel 1 to panel 2. The comic doesn't break that rule.
It's the same scene, just different panels. In a film, that would be like comparing a frame to a scene. Not the same thing.
Post by: myrkul on March 15, 2011, 09:52:09 am
It's a real rule, you see. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/180_degree_rule)Quotetwo characters (or other elements) in the same scene
Scene changes from panel 1 to panel 2. The comic doesn't break that rule.
It's the same scene, just different panels. In a film, that would be like comparing a frame to a scene. Not the same thing.
So, Being ordered to kill a bandit, in a Village, is the same scene as actually attacking that bandit, in his camp, after quick-traveling for perhaps days?
So... All of LoTR, that was just one big, long scene that lasted three movies, right?
This has gone too far. Quit ragging on the guy 'cause you don't know how to read a friggin' comic.
Post by: jaxy15 on March 16, 2011, 02:15:25 pm
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Post by: Rumrusher on March 17, 2011, 11:41:34 pm
well after spending a good mid in game month building this Meng a 66 year old bald pink eyed dwarven leader of 12 settlers can finally rest her head on a nice warm bed safe bed.
the steam/smoke form from an attempt to breach the aquifer using ever burning coals and a sturdy metal bag made of adamantine.
So far this is a picture drawn of the second trip which she has recruited a legendary Bronze Colossus and a female human hunter who will be providing the group a steady supply of eggs(because I'm playing a .19 version and made humans female poop eggs). so far the game seems to take fancy of killing my fort in under a couple of days making playing this kinda challenging and FUN if I remember to save swap to adventure mode before the abandon timer and sleep over the date(which seems to be working so far).
edit: the black beasties are the bogeymen that suppose stalk the folks who walk/sleep out at night alone.
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on March 18, 2011, 05:04:07 am
Post by: noah22223 on March 18, 2011, 07:58:47 pm
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...Yeah.
Psycho babies.
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on March 18, 2011, 08:37:39 pm
Post by: Shook on March 18, 2011, 08:51:02 pm
Also, martial trance + charging human.
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It was enjoyable. I didn't know that trances granted you planetary mass along with godlike skills.
Post by: iceball3 on March 18, 2011, 09:36:50 pm
Oh lol, i didn't even know that babies could do anything but lie around as luggage. :UHeh, those little symbols make them look adorable.
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It was enjoyable. I didn't know that trances granted you planetary mass along with godlike skills.
Post by: SuicideJunkie on March 19, 2011, 10:30:54 pm
Post by: FritzPL on March 20, 2011, 04:31:24 am
WHOA. turn off that stupid writing style.
I was shocked by Shook's creations,they were too awesome for ma lil brain. I tried to make my own comics. :3 ENJOY
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NOW HOW YA LIEK IT
well I skipped most parts like stabbing gobbos in legs,then hands,then heads,picking up a full quiver of arrows and throwing them at everyone.
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on March 20, 2011, 10:35:11 am
Post by: Darion on March 21, 2011, 12:48:36 pm
The silver bolts [39] has lodged firmly in the wound!
It's just so....weird.
Post by: Rumrusher on March 21, 2011, 01:00:01 pm
Can anyone please draw that: You stab The captain in the right lower arm with your silver bolts [39], tearing the fat through the cougar leather cloak!sounds like someone holding a bunch of bolts [39 of them] and stabbing [all 39 of] them into a man's arm not weird at all.
The silver bolts [39] has lodged firmly in the wound!
It's just so....weird.
Post by: FritzPL on March 21, 2011, 03:36:57 pm
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hunka dunka is common word of the Magicka's world language(??)
Post by: Scaraban on March 21, 2011, 07:22:23 pm
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hunka dunka is common word of the Magicka's world language(??)
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on March 22, 2011, 04:05:40 am
Post by: FritzPL on March 22, 2011, 07:43:55 am
Post by: Necalli on March 22, 2011, 01:57:40 pm
People say "hunka dunka" a lot in Magicka?
It's an anti-crash spell.
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Hunka dunka, hunka dunka, hun System.NullReferenceException ... FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-
Post by: craww on March 22, 2011, 10:36:25 pm
It said stabed in the lower tooth or back tooth or something, made me laugh.
Post by: Jacos on March 23, 2011, 04:20:53 pm
Oh, and when he says "Toof" not "Tooth", he's just speaking funny because, you know, a giant fist is in his mouth.
Post by: Shook on March 23, 2011, 05:23:06 pm
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Fuggin size, how does it work?
Post by: SirAaronIII on March 23, 2011, 07:16:20 pm
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Post by: freeformschooler on March 23, 2011, 10:17:26 pm
Haha, neat. Which reminds me; how the hidden fun stuff can something as gianormous as a bronze colossus hit ONE LIMB on a dorf?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Fuggin size, how does it work?
OH GOD, that Bronze Colossus face in the last panel... is amazing. I must stick it on everything. I will call it "hiface".
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Sorry for the derail. Continue on. I vote for the above colossuscomic if there is a vote.
Post by: Necalli on March 24, 2011, 07:51:41 am
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LOL'd so hard
Post by: MasterMorality on March 24, 2011, 08:54:12 am
Adventurer getting punted by a colossus of some description.
Post by: Stone Wera on March 24, 2011, 09:35:56 pm
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>HIFACE: Reunite with loving wife & daughter.
I will die a happy man if he actually does it.
Post by: freeformschooler on March 25, 2011, 08:26:04 am
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>HIFACE: Reunite with loving wife & daughter.
I will die a happy man if he actually does it.
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I promise next time I post in here I will try to have drawn one of my adventures. I have shamed you all :-\
Post by: iceball3 on March 25, 2011, 05:29:56 pm
You MUST start a new thread for this in the forum games section. MUST.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
>HIFACE: Reunite with loving wife & daughter.
I will die a happy man if he actually does it.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I promise next time I post in here I will try to have drawn one of my adventures. I have shamed you all :-\
Post by: Jacos on March 25, 2011, 05:33:21 pm
...Get through one Hiface without you?
Post by: Stone Wera on March 25, 2011, 05:37:19 pm
You MUST start a new thread for this in the forum games section. MUST.
Yes. Very yes.
Post by: freeformschooler on March 25, 2011, 05:38:49 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ShoesandHats on March 30, 2011, 07:35:02 pm
Post by: Stone Wera on March 30, 2011, 08:02:20 pm
If someone would kindly show me how to find and post pictures made in GIMP, I would greatly appreciate it. I already have a picture, but I don't know where its stored or how to post it.
I think this site (http://img.ie/) might work.
Post by: minno on March 30, 2011, 08:38:30 pm
If someone would kindly show me how to find and post pictures made in GIMP, I would greatly appreciate it. I already have a picture, but I don't know where its stored or how to post it.
I think this site (http://img.ie/) might work.
The other good one I know of is imgur.com
Post by: ShoesandHats on March 31, 2011, 07:24:41 pm
Quote
I think this site might work.
Thank you, but I still don't know how or where to find the file that I know for a fact I saved.
Post by: Stone Wera on March 31, 2011, 08:24:37 pm
QuoteI think this site might work.
Thank you, but I still don't know how or where to find the file that I know for a fact I saved.
When you upload it, you should see the picture you uploaded to the left. Click that, that'll take you to another page. Click your image again and that'll take you to a page with only your image. Just copy and paste the adress.
Post by: ShoesandHats on March 31, 2011, 09:58:09 pm
Quote
When you upload it, you should see the picture you uploaded to the left. Click that, that'll take you to another page. Click your image again and that'll take you to a page with only your image. Just copy and paste the adress.
No, your interpreting me wrongamajiggerly. I meant that I don't know where the file is stored after being saved on GIMP, and I can't upload it without knowing where to find it.
Post by: Krath on March 31, 2011, 10:59:26 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on April 01, 2011, 02:20:20 am
QuoteWhen you upload it, you should see the picture you uploaded to the left. Click that, that'll take you to another page. Click your image again and that'll take you to a page with only your image. Just copy and paste the adress.
No, your interpreting me wrongamajiggerly. I meant that I don't know where the file is stored after being saved on GIMP, and I can't upload it without knowing where to find it.
Try your 'my pictures' folder in 'my documents'. If not, try looking through your gimp install directory.
Post by: Iados on April 01, 2011, 12:58:30 pm
Spoiler: My last comic (the confusing one) for comparison (click to show/hide)
the new one is 100% less confusing (i hope). I got a quest from a random fisherman, went to kill the bandit, and for some weird bug...
(http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/1310/chuckfortress.jpg) (http://img850.imageshack.us/i/chuckfortress.jpg/)
I think that fisherman was a student of chuck norris.
Next time i'm sure somebody will follow the trend and insta-kill me with a bite. Or a scratch.
EDIT: Damn i noticed right now the sword disappears in the last panel. Just think that the awesomeness of the kick pulverized it :)
Post by: strongrudder on April 01, 2011, 02:30:34 pm
Post by: Shook on April 01, 2011, 04:22:02 pm
Also, while playing as a hammerdorf, something insane happened.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/AQAIW.png)
First time i've ever seen anyone in DF2010 survive a brain injury. Seriously, he did not die. Later on, a
Post by: Kay on April 01, 2011, 08:20:33 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Kamamura on April 01, 2011, 08:38:20 pm
Post by: Iados on April 02, 2011, 01:49:33 am
They say that the power of Chuck Norris' kick is at least equal to that of the Big Bang. But it still ain't got nothing on Human McFisher's Atomsmasher Kick, which BREAKS DIMENSIONAL BARRIERS ON CONTACT and SENDS THE STRUCK OBJECT THROUGH THE RIFT IN A SUB-ATOMIC MIST, after which it SEALS THE RIFT RIGHT BACK UP before ANYONE notices WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED. Excessive caps lock is OPTIONAL, but ADDS to the DRAMA.
sigged!
or maybe not. Damned 500 characters limit. i'll put a link to the post :)
Post by: EmperorJon on April 02, 2011, 05:30:40 am
His heart actually FLEW OUT. But he didn't die for a few seconds. ¬¬
(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx225/EmperorJonTC/Advent1.png?t=1301740222)
Post by: Singularity-SRX on April 02, 2011, 06:18:34 am
'As soon as I got there I knew something was wrong.There was blood all over the entrance, and I swear I could see several limbs. As soon as I got closer, my suspicions were confirmed.'
'The doorway was covered in blood, even the doorhandle was soaked. I opened the door and a disgusting smell wafted out.'
'There was a man propped up on the wall, sitting in his own pool of blood, and a large trail from the doorway led up to him. It was horrible. Something caught my eye though, there were footsteps to the right. I decided to follow them.'
'I saw the man standing there. He had blood dripping off his hands and feet. There was a blank but seemingly crazy stare in his eyes.'
'Walking out of there, I was happy to see the sun again. His corpse rested on my shoulder, leaving a small trail of blood behind me. I said to myself, "The deed is done."'
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: BodyGripper on April 02, 2011, 10:22:51 am
First time i've ever seen anyone in DF2010 survive a brain injury.
Back in the version where caverns were first introduced, I had a character with a bruised brain. He survived, but he was drowsy for the rest of his life. Not sure if that was why, though.
Post by: Iados on April 02, 2011, 02:09:22 pm
In DF, playing music summons notes of casual metals (adamantine included) and then you can fire them...
(http://img852.imageshack.us/img852/7240/dfdeathmetal.jpg) (http://img852.imageshack.us/i/dfdeathmetal.jpg/)
yeah!
P.s.: the big grey thing is an hunting horn :)
EDIT: Why i don't check my comic before uploading?? There is a typo in "applicable" :(
Post by: quip on April 02, 2011, 03:35:45 pm
Post by: Proberoo on April 02, 2011, 05:24:08 pm
May or may not have fresh comics coming in the near future.
Post by: Kay on April 03, 2011, 12:24:05 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Ultimuh on April 03, 2011, 02:04:36 am
This one squished oddly when I uploaded it. My most recent peasant death.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Serves you right for underestimating a Badass Grandpa. :P
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BadassGrandpa (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BadassGrandpa)
Seriously, don't even try to mess with them.
Post by: EmperorJon on April 03, 2011, 02:11:05 am
Quote from: Bad Ass Grandpa Bandit
Slayer of whippersnapper...
Anyone else see the irony there?
Post by: Maxwell5123 on April 03, 2011, 02:33:44 am
So after repdeatly(failspell) going around strangling enemies and strangling with finishing them off with a copper spear and chucking cheeta skulls and making their head explodes and breaking a wolfs limbs then throwing him agaisnt a wall this happens."A bronze Collisus(failspell!)appears bla bla bla" so I go ".....Challange accepted!" throw my cheeta skull which SOMEHOW broke the jerks leg then I'm like :D
Then I throw cheeta bones which hits his other leg and SOMEHOW AGAIN breaks that too so hes crawling and I'm like.... so I go up and strangle him while stabbing him in the end so I end up doing something risky which worked. I cut off his arm broke his other arm using it and smashed his head in using it then I threw it which killed a random FB outside my seeing area which sends THAT flying hitting a random night creature which sends THAT flying killing a wolf which sends THAT flying into the ocean ending the random flying bodies death cycle. can't remember the name I got but this was epic PLEASE shook draw this :D
Post by: Bdthemag on April 03, 2011, 02:37:27 am
if shook would kindly bless me with one of his drawings this was awesome.Pics or it didn't happen.
So after repdeatly(failspell) going around strangling enemies and strangling with finishing them off with a copper spear and chucking cheeta skulls and making their head explodes and breaking a wolfs limbs then throwing him agaisnt a wall this happens."A bronze Collisus(failspell!)appears bla bla bla" so I go ".....Challange accepted!" throw my cheeta skull which SOMEHOW broke the jerks leg then I'm like :D
Then I throw cheeta bones which hits his other leg and SOMEHOW AGAIN breaks that too so hes crawling and I'm like.... so I go up and strangle him while stabbing him in the end so I end up doing something risky which worked. I cut off his arm broke his other arm using it and smashed his head in using it then I threw it which killed a random FB outside my seeing area which sends THAT flying hitting a random night creature which sends THAT flying killing a wolf which sends THAT flying into the ocean ending the random flying bodies death cycle. can't remember the name I got but this was epic PLEASE shook draw this :D
Post by: Eric Blank on April 03, 2011, 03:06:27 am
Post by: quip on April 03, 2011, 03:07:44 am
Spoiler: My terrible image (click to show/hide)
Post by: Maxwell5123 on April 03, 2011, 03:34:02 am
Sorry there arn't any pic because I was so jaw freaking dropped I forgot to take some but the name my character got waws TitanKiller and in the legends all those enemies were killed in the spring of b113 but I don't have ANY pics but it happened I promise you shook please draw what happened in my gameif shook would kindly bless me with one of his drawings this was awesome.Pics or it didn't happen.
So after repdeatly(failspell) going around strangling enemies and strangling with finishing them off with a copper spear and chucking cheeta skulls and making their head explodes and breaking a wolfs limbs then throwing him agaisnt a wall this happens."A bronze Collisus(failspell!)appears bla bla bla" so I go ".....Challange accepted!" throw my cheeta skull which SOMEHOW broke the jerks leg then I'm like :D
Then I throw cheeta bones which hits his other leg and SOMEHOW AGAIN breaks that too so hes crawling and I'm like.... so I go up and strangle him while stabbing him in the end so I end up doing something risky which worked. I cut off his arm broke his other arm using it and smashed his head in using it then I threw it which killed a random FB outside my seeing area which sends THAT flying hitting a random night creature which sends THAT flying killing a wolf which sends THAT flying into the ocean ending the random flying bodies death cycle. can't remember the name I got but this was epic PLEASE shook draw this :D
Post by: Dante on April 03, 2011, 04:03:03 am
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on April 03, 2011, 04:08:17 am
Post by: Maxwell5123 on April 03, 2011, 04:56:47 am
If you haven't cleared out your gamelog file you could always post the relevant section here in spoiler tags.funniest thing I was going to do that I leave my computer for 2 MINUTES and my dipshit of a nephew comes and deletes it -_-'' I wish I WISH I could make him a noble and test out my new "noble meeting area" >:D
Post by: Singularity-SRX on April 03, 2011, 06:42:05 am
If you haven't cleared out your gamelog file you could always post the relevant section here in spoiler tags.funniest thing I was going to do that I leave my computer for 2 MINUTES and my dipshit of a nephew comes and deletes it -_-'' I wish I WISH I could make him a noble and test out my new "noble meeting area" >:D
You mean your nephew went to the exact folder and deleted the exact files.
Right...
Sorry, but I call total bs on this
Would look cool though :P
Post by: Innominate on April 03, 2011, 07:42:45 am
Shook is John Connor.
Post by: Shook on April 03, 2011, 07:56:27 am
>_>
<_<
And now that my secret identity is discovered, i must hide in the presidential mountain bunker of nuclear safety until further notice.
Post by: EmperorJon on April 03, 2011, 08:46:19 am
BeeEss.
Post by: quip on April 03, 2011, 10:03:03 am
BeeEss.Bees? Where? Where?!
Post by: Rumrusher on April 03, 2011, 10:25:15 am
Code: [Select]
Black bear!
You don't feel safe enough to travel.
You don't feel safe enough to travel.
You don't feel safe enough to travel.
You don't feel safe enough to travel.
You don't feel safe enough to travel.
The Bronze Colossus Recruit has moved out of range!
The Black Bear has moved out of range!
You don't feel safe enough to travel.
You don't feel safe enough to travel.
You can't sneak because somebody can see you.
You don't feel safe enough to travel.
You begin sneaking.
You charge at The Bleak Hag!
You punch The Bleak Hag in the lower body with your right hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Bleak Hag is propelled away by the force of the blow! --from here is where I use my Carry command to hold down the hag--
The Bleak Hag stands up.
The Black Bear attacks The Bleak Hag but She jumps away!
The Black Bear misses The Bleak Hag!
The Bleak Hag misses You!
The Black Bear attacks The Bleak Hag but She jumps away!--me holding the hag still so the bear can attack her--
You charge at The Bleak Hag!
The Bleak Hag looks surprised by the ferocity of Your onslaught!
You miss The Bleak Hag!
You collide with The Bleak Hag!
The Bleak Hag is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Black Bear misses The Bleak Hag!
You drop the copper spear.
You drop the large copper dagger.
You punch The Bleak Hag in the lower body with your left hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Bleak Hag is propelled away by the force of the blow!--still holding her--
The Black Bear scratches The Bleak Hag in the left foot from behind, tearing the muscle!
The Black Bear stands up.
The Black Bear attacks The Bleak Hag but She rolls away!
The Black Bear bites The Bleak Hag in the left foot from behind, tearing the muscle!
The Black Bear latches on firmly!
You punch The Bleak Hag in the head with your left hand, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
The Bleak Hag is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Bleak Hag slams into the Black Bear!
Ngotol Ananvesh, Bleak Hag has been struck down.
The Black Bear stands up.
Post by: Maxwell5123 on April 03, 2011, 02:55:20 pm
So my girl wrestler(dont ask) is one of the most badass characters I got.She goes around stangling people breaking limbs and stabbing them in the head with her spear after they passed out.So as I was going to the village I killed a cheeta and took its meat bones and skull then I came to meet a bronze colossus.
So I chucked the cheeta skull at it somehow breaking its leg did the same thing with the bones and broke the other leg. Then I went up and strangled him knowing I couldn't stab him to death with just a copper spear I just go and somehow riped off his arm and broke his other arm with it.Then I smashed in his skull me being epic I chucked the arm killing a random FB which sent the body flying killing a random night creature which sent THAT flying killing a wolf which sent that flying into the ocean.
Hope that made more sense Shook
Post by: Shook on April 03, 2011, 03:06:38 pm
Post by: skaltum on April 03, 2011, 05:22:31 pm
Post by: UristMcDwarf on April 03, 2011, 05:57:31 pm
Lost my right eye to a flying sock, then lost my tooth to a spear stab, then i falco pawnched an elf child to death and then i got killed by a falcon kick to the phallus
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: skaltum on April 03, 2011, 06:13:44 pm
Lost my right eye to a flying sock, then lost my tooth to a spear stab, then i falco pawnched an elf child to death and then i got killed by a falcon kick to the phallusSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Sweeeeeeeet :D
the siliest death was dodging into a 30Z drop and surviving, only to be curb stomped by a giant rat after i threw a flaming barrel of Swarven rum at an elephant, setting it on fire.
my face was just lulwut 0.O followed by an epic facepalm
Post by: Aramco on April 03, 2011, 10:24:31 pm
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after i threw a flaming barrel of Swarven rum at an elephant, setting it on fire.
Good job. Now I can never again kill anything through any method other than this.
Post by: Stone Wera on April 03, 2011, 10:40:18 pm
dodging into a 30Z drop and surviving
Please tell me that was a typo.
Post by: skaltum on April 04, 2011, 05:05:37 am
dodging into a 30Z drop and surviving
Please tell me that was a typo.
nope it's the HARD truth >_< then again it was a modded critter made of a modded adamantine skin, but still, i was just speechless >.>
Post by: Ultimuh on April 04, 2011, 08:56:39 am
dodging into a 30Z drop and surviving
Please tell me that was a typo.
nope it's the HARD truth >_< then again it was a modded critter made of a modded adamantine skin, but still, i was just speechless >.>
How many body parts were missing? :P
Post by: skaltum on April 04, 2011, 01:56:39 pm
dodging into a 30Z drop and surviving
Please tell me that was a typo.
nope it's the HARD truth >_< then again it was a modded critter made of a modded adamantine skin, but still, i was just speechless >.>
How many body parts were missing? :P
4 iirc left arm, right foot, left lower leg and my left thumb >_<
wound wise, all red beside the missing parts
Post by: Aramco on April 04, 2011, 02:33:21 pm
Post by: Ultimuh on April 04, 2011, 03:00:11 pm
I've never heard of anything surviving more than ten z-levels, but thirty?! I don't care what your skin is made of, adamantine or not, that is ridiculous.
Deon's Genesis werewolf civ can survive 10zlevels. (Or atleast, that what they keep doing for me.)
Which is why I make pits 20+ zlevels.
Post by: Aramco on April 04, 2011, 03:10:54 pm
I've never heard of anything surviving more than ten z-levels, but thirty?! I don't care what your skin is made of, adamantine or not, that is ridiculous.
Deon's Genesis werewolf civ can survive 10zlevels. (Or atleast, that what they keep doing for me.)
Which is why I make pits 20+ zlevels.
Yes, of course, because I have a ton of experience in throwing werewolves down pits.
Post by: Scaraban on April 04, 2011, 03:39:06 pm
Yes, of course, because I have a ton of experience in throwing werewolves down pits.bow before lack of context!!
Post by: Aramco on April 04, 2011, 03:41:10 pm
Yes, of course, because I have a ton of experience in throwing werewolves down pits.bow before lack of context!!
Yes, there are a good few times you can get a good quote by taking it out of context.
One such quote--
"That's rare. You're practicing instead of eating."
It's my favorite out-of-context quote of all time.
On topic: In my latest adventure, I was attacking a random town. Then, as is custom, I was killed by a kid. I'd draw it up, but I'm sure there are plenty of images of that already on here.
Post by: Shook on April 04, 2011, 04:38:48 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And this is why we need top hats and monocles.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on April 04, 2011, 04:41:24 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And this is why we need top hats and monocles.
Yes.
Post by: Stone Wera on April 04, 2011, 04:50:21 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And this is why we need top hats and monocles.
Yes.
Hell yes.
Post by: Aramco on April 04, 2011, 04:51:51 pm
Most certainly.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And this is why we need top hats and monocles.
Yes.
Hell yes.
Post by: Tsukana on April 04, 2011, 05:14:33 pm
Most certainly.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And this is why we need top hats and monocles.
Yes.
Hell yes.
Indeed
Post by: Ultimuh on April 04, 2011, 05:59:28 pm
Most certainly.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And this is why we need top hats and monocles.
Yes.
Hell yes.
Indeed
Indoubtably.
Post by: DrKillPatient on April 04, 2011, 06:30:09 pm
Most certainly.Yea, verily.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And this is why we need top hats and monocles.
Yes.
Hell yes.
Indeed
Indoubtably.
Post by: skaltum on April 04, 2011, 06:31:33 pm
most magnificantlyMost certainly.Yea, verily.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And this is why we need top hats and monocles.
Yes.
Hell yes.
Indeed
Indoubtably.
Post by: GuudeSpelur on April 04, 2011, 09:37:03 pm
most magnificantlyMost certainly.Yea, verily.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And this is why we need top hats and monocles.
Yes.
Hell yes.
Indeed
Indoubtably.
Sincerely, yes.
Post by: Yoink on April 04, 2011, 09:55:13 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on April 04, 2011, 11:03:24 pm
Yoink!C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!!!most magnificantlyMost certainly.Yea, verily.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And this is why we need top hats and monocles.
Yes.
Hell yes.
Indeed
Indoubtably.
Sincerely, yes.
I should draw my recent adventure with my new paklara race.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yeah. I just started and since they have the ocean biome available to colonization they got overzealous and took over the entire thing, so I spawned underground as a giant rat. I need to visit one from an appropriately-placed village to see whether they're all entirely submerged or the game is just throwing a tantrum.
Post by: Kay on April 05, 2011, 12:27:35 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Answering the question of how adventurers can hold so many shields.
Post by: skaltum on April 05, 2011, 05:59:29 am
Post by: Rumrusher on April 05, 2011, 10:02:49 pm
Post by: Scaraban on April 05, 2011, 10:23:55 pm
well I was in a drawing mood so I drew one of my previous adventures.okay the bear is kicking somethings ass but what exactly is happening?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Stone Wera on April 05, 2011, 10:28:45 pm
well I was in a drawing mood so I drew one of my previous adventures.okay the bear is kicking somethings ass but what exactly is happening?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I believe that an adventurer is holding down an illithid while his bearman friend beats him senseless.
Post by: Rumrusher on April 05, 2011, 11:07:28 pm
whoops forgot to mention it's a drawing of this.well I was in a drawing mood so I drew one of my previous adventures.okay the bear is kicking somethings ass but what exactly is happening?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I believe that an adventurer is holding down an illithid while his bearman friend beats him senseless.
Code: [Select]
Black bear!
You don't feel safe enough to travel.
You don't feel safe enough to travel.
You don't feel safe enough to travel.
You don't feel safe enough to travel.
You don't feel safe enough to travel.
The Bronze Colossus Recruit has moved out of range!
The Black Bear has moved out of range!
You don't feel safe enough to travel.
You don't feel safe enough to travel.
You can't sneak because somebody can see you.
You don't feel safe enough to travel.
You begin sneaking.
You charge at The Bleak Hag!
You punch The Bleak Hag in the lower body with your right hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Bleak Hag is propelled away by the force of the blow! --from here is where I use my Carry command to hold down the hag--
The Bleak Hag stands up.
The Black Bear attacks The Bleak Hag but She jumps away!
The Black Bear misses The Bleak Hag!
The Bleak Hag misses You!
The Black Bear attacks The Bleak Hag but She jumps away!--me holding the hag still so the bear can attack her--
You charge at The Bleak Hag!
The Bleak Hag looks surprised by the ferocity of Your onslaught!
You miss The Bleak Hag!
You collide with The Bleak Hag!
The Bleak Hag is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Black Bear misses The Bleak Hag!
You drop the copper spear.
You drop the large copper dagger.
You punch The Bleak Hag in the lower body with your left hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The Bleak Hag is propelled away by the force of the blow!--still holding her--
The Black Bear scratches The Bleak Hag in the left foot from behind, tearing the muscle!
The Black Bear stands up.
The Black Bear attacks The Bleak Hag but She rolls away!
The Black Bear bites The Bleak Hag in the left foot from behind, tearing the muscle!
The Black Bear latches on firmly!
You punch The Bleak Hag in the head with your left hand, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
The Bleak Hag is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Bleak Hag slams into the Black Bear!
Ngotol Ananvesh, Bleak Hag has been struck down.
The Black Bear stands up. though the bleak Hag was killed with a punch to the back of her head.
Post by: Johuotar on April 06, 2011, 04:44:30 am
(http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo140/Johuotar/JohuotarAdventures1.png)
Post by: Nasikabatrachus on April 06, 2011, 08:32:01 pm
(http://s4.postimage.org/29w03m6ec/banditos.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/29w03m6ec/)
This one is from a recent experience. The only reason I remember the name is because the Virginity of Diversions attacked me twice. One day it's the Terror of Tunnels, the next the Sly Roads. Obviously somebody just wants to get rid of these people, and humiliate them in death to boot.
Post by: quip on April 07, 2011, 10:07:05 am
I was inspired to join the board by this thread, and to make my own illustrations. One thing this has taught me is that making crappy art is hard. I am only dabbling right now, but I know that if I make 500 of these, one day I too will become a novice stickfigurer. Dear god, a bear punching a Cthulhu-man? I can only dream.I like how it turns into a burned out wasteland after the battle. And don't worry about drawing skills, someday you'll be able to draw those stickmen.
(http://s4.postimage.org/29w03m6ec/banditos.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/29w03m6ec/)
This one is from a recent experience. The only reason I remember the name is because the Virginity of Diversions attacked me twice. One day it's the Terror of Tunnels, the next the Sly Roads. Obviously somebody just wants to get rid of these people, and humiliate them in death to boot.
...
And then you'll spark a derail on this thread about character placement conventions in comics or movies or whatever it was. :P
Post by: Shook on April 07, 2011, 06:54:37 pm
Also, this is probably more fortress related, but hey, weaponsmithing is relevant to adventurers too. Had this idea floating around in my head for the past few days, and i couldn't hold it back any longer.
Spoiler: part 1 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: part 2 (click to show/hide)
Apply more manliness for more awesome weapons.
Post by: Taricus on April 07, 2011, 06:56:41 pm
Post by: Scaraban on April 07, 2011, 07:11:21 pm
Adds a new meaning to the word metalhead.http://instantrimshot.com/ (http://instantrimshot.com/)
Post by: Siquo on April 08, 2011, 05:06:44 am
Looks decent to me. Now just add more silly faces, and you should be set to go! :PThanks, you made me LoL at work, now people are looking at me strangely. ;)
Also, this is probably more fortress related, but hey, weaponsmithing is relevant to adventurers too. Had this idea floating around in my head for the past few days, and i couldn't hold it back any longer.
Apply more manliness for more awesome weapons.
Post by: Shook on April 08, 2011, 04:29:55 pm
Also, additional emphasis on the last panel.
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Couldn't help myself. :U
Post by: Greiger on April 08, 2011, 04:30:54 pm
Post by: Yoink on April 08, 2011, 05:33:47 pm
I have convinced a friend of mine to give dwarf fortress a serious try for my birthday. I will have to make sure I show them that while downloading.Good job! I'm going to try and get my friends to become
Post by: whitey321 on April 08, 2011, 07:31:36 pm
Looks decent to me. Now just add more silly faces, and you should be set to go! :PYou Sir, are a legend.
Also, this is probably more fortress related, but hey, weaponsmithing is relevant to adventurers too. Had this idea floating around in my head for the past few days, and i couldn't hold it back any longer.Spoiler: part 1 (click to show/hide)Spoiler: part 2 (click to show/hide)
Apply more manliness for more awesome weapons.
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on April 08, 2011, 07:46:29 pm
Heh, would have been more awesome if he used his beard too...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Couldn't help myself. :U
Post by: Shook on April 09, 2011, 07:46:47 am
@whitey321: Thanks!
@Greiger: Go for it! Go for the
Post by: Stone Wera on April 09, 2011, 03:56:03 pm
Post by: Shook on April 09, 2011, 04:15:55 pm
Post by: Dante on April 09, 2011, 06:21:26 pm
Post by: GuudeSpelur on April 09, 2011, 06:51:30 pm
Post by: Stone Wera on April 09, 2011, 06:56:23 pm
But I have a female legendary weaponsmith, and she has no beard. If the beard is the "male" parasite, what is the female?
You haven't modded in ladybeards?
Post by: Shook on April 09, 2011, 07:30:22 pm
But I have a female legendary weaponsmith, and she has no beard. If the beard is the "male" parasite, what is the female?Fetuses, obviously. The females either spawn more females for faster multiplication, or males for more beard. It tends to strike a 50/50 balance.
Post by: Iados on April 10, 2011, 03:38:02 am
entered the lair...
charged it...
(http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/5213/kickfail.jpg) (http://img713.imageshack.us/i/kickfail.jpg/)
... (http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=downer)
Post by: skaltum on April 10, 2011, 06:23:05 am
Post by: Dora Feddy on April 10, 2011, 12:16:49 pm
But I have a female legendary weaponsmith, and she has no beard. If the beard is the "male" parasite, what is the female?
The "female" parasite is in an ideal location to spread its eggs to babby dorf.
Post by: Iados on April 10, 2011, 12:41:12 pm
This time i gift my enemy with a rain of flaming arrows. Free !!FUN!! (literally).
(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4467/flamingarrowsftw.png) (http://img191.imageshack.us/i/flamingarrowsftw.png/)
Note: on the second panel, I apply a coating to the arrow... You must know Monster Hunter to understand. (http://monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/Bow#Weapon_Overview)
This comic is the one with the most panels I made. And also the first without the Epic Blood Spray(TM).
Post by: Ahra on April 10, 2011, 02:13:08 pm
2 comics the same day: i love drawing these things :)i think i need to try this mod...........
This time i gift my enemy with a rain of flaming arrows. Free !!FUN!! (literally).
(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4467/flamingarrowsftw.png) (http://img191.imageshack.us/i/flamingarrowsftw.png/)
Note: on the second panel, I apply a coating to the arrow... You must know Monster Hunter to understand. (http://monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/Bow#Weapon_Overview)
This comic is the one with the most panels I made. And also the first without the Epic Blood Spray(TM).
Post by: Shook on April 10, 2011, 07:20:23 pm
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Threw like 30 bolts at him to relatively little avail. Then came the dagger and sliced him in half.
Post by: Deadblood on April 10, 2011, 09:10:27 pm
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Post by: Dante on April 11, 2011, 12:01:46 am
lol arrowsShook, you always brighten up my day.
Post by: Scaraban on April 11, 2011, 12:03:47 am
are you getting raped in the last panel?nothing special. i just got dwarf fortress so i started messing around in adventure mode due to it being easier than fortress mode. i assume this is a fairly standard discovery.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Yoink on April 11, 2011, 12:23:26 am
Fire arrows? Well that's new. And cool. Could've been useful here.Oh wow that is hilarious! :D Made me laugh.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Threw like 30 bolts at him to relatively little avail. Then came the dagger and sliced him in half.
Post by: Shook on April 17, 2011, 08:07:42 pm
Also, another fortress-related one, this time on danger rooms.
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Instant hardcore; just add dorfs!
Post by: NobodyPro on April 17, 2011, 09:39:39 pm
Post by: kissa3 on April 18, 2011, 05:39:50 am
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Peasant mobs ftw!
Post by: Baron Baconeer on April 18, 2011, 06:38:14 am
(http://i51.tinypic.com/53f9w.png)
SUPER RIPOFF POWERS ENGAGE
Post by: Vic Romano on April 19, 2011, 08:33:53 pm
(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/9647/sneakybastardk.png)
Post by: Vic Romano on April 19, 2011, 10:05:23 pm
Why not one more
Post by: Wolf Tengu on April 20, 2011, 06:46:32 am
Post by: Nasikabatrachus on April 20, 2011, 10:58:45 am
Post by: Vic Romano on April 20, 2011, 08:36:17 pm
My adventurer had an excellent career. Using nothing but his humble dagger he rose to considerable fame, until a swordsman got a lucky shot in and took off his left hand... He calmly returned the favor in spades.
(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/2334/handsb.png)
Post by: Vic Romano on April 21, 2011, 12:08:40 am
Legendary Thrower
(http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/5033/rocksb.png)
Post by: kissa3 on April 21, 2011, 01:30:28 am
Post by: SirAaronIII on April 21, 2011, 01:49:21 am
All too common...
Post by: iyaerP on April 21, 2011, 02:16:49 am
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Gather round young children, and let me tell you the story of Dishmab Shorest, the mighty adventurer. Dishmab was a normal young man, until one day out of the blue, he stood up, told his friends and family that he was going to become an adventurer. He grabbed his backpack, and left the house. Ten feet outside the house, he stopped, and stooped down to pick up a rock that had caught his eye in the dirt of the farmyard. Standing back up, he put this rock into his backpack, only to pull it back out, and throw it as hard as he could at the very spot where he had pulled it from the ground. At this point, we thought nothing of it, only to watch in confusion as he bent over again and repeated the same sequence of events; pick up the rock, put it in his backpack, take it out, and then throw it as hard as he could at the ground.
Again and again this strange tablaeu repeated itself, and we rapidly became quite confused. Queries to Dishmab were met with silence, and nothing seemed to bring him out of the strange daze that he seemed to be in. His eyes were glazed over, and his concentration unwaveringly focused on the same repetition of actions. Pick up the rock, store it in the bag, pull it out, and then throw it as hard as he could at the ground. After ten minutes or so of this foolishness, we grew bored of watching the odd spectacle and got back to the work of tending a farm, but as the day wore on, we were amazed at how unerringly precise dishmab's movements were. As the hours turned, we came tot he conclusion that he had gone quite mad, but eventually he must get tired and stop, and then we would take him before the mayor, or perhaps a priest.
But he didn't get tired. Not when the sun set, not when even when it rose again had he moved in the slightest, other than to pick up and throw that one single rock. For two whole days, and two hole nights, he stood there doing nothing but throwing that rock into the ground, and we gave up any hope of his returning to normalcy. Then abruptlyl, at the crack of dawn, 48 hours since he had stepped outside and started throwing that stupid rock, he put it in his bag and left it there. With a single mutter of "Alright, now for ambush swimming training." He began a hilariously poor attempt at sneaking towards the local brook before leaping in, whereupon he was promptly torne to shreds by the local sturgeon population.
A tragic end to be sure, but what else can one expect from someone who has been beset upon by madness. We thought all would go back to normal until the very next morning when Minknot promptly declared that her name was now Dishmab II and stepped outside to the same spot that dishmab had taken up and began to throw stones at the ground......
Post by: Siquo on April 21, 2011, 03:10:55 am
was promptly torne to shreds by the local sturgeon population.
Hehehehe :D
Post by: quip on April 21, 2011, 03:39:09 am
So true.was promptly torne to shreds by the local sturgeon population.
Hehehehe :D
Post by: Megaman on April 21, 2011, 03:58:50 am
Post by: iyaerP on April 21, 2011, 07:08:26 am
(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p287/iyaerP/Adventure2.jpg)
Post by: Ahra on April 21, 2011, 11:16:33 am
Post by: quip on April 21, 2011, 11:49:49 am
I may at some point draw it (really badly of course, I'm the sort who considers stickmen to be extremely difficult to draw :P).
Post by: iyaerP on April 21, 2011, 06:31:07 pm
really..........the peasant?
Yes. It caused a rage like you would not believe.
I threw a spear into the dragon's HEART. THE HEART. It died in like two combat rounds, but apparently the peasent poking it with his paring knife twice during that time was enough for him to have "gotten" the kill.
Post by: Wolf Tengu on April 21, 2011, 07:49:11 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on April 21, 2011, 08:13:29 pm
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I really, really wonder where he got that second spear.
Post by: iceball3 on April 21, 2011, 08:35:34 pm
That is just wonderful...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I really, really wonder where he got that second spear.
Really... amazing...
Post by: Tradanbattlan on April 21, 2011, 10:02:44 pm
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Using a bigger size because the last one was more cluttered than my inventory.
Post by: iceball3 on April 22, 2011, 08:16:16 am
Yeah, I'm really digging this style now.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Using a bigger size because the last one was more cluttered than my inventory.
It;s adorable and yet violent. I loves it.~
Post by: Ze Spy on April 22, 2011, 12:51:12 pm
(http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/7193/pieceof.png) (http://img864.imageshack.us/i/pieceof.png/)
I suck ass at drawing, consider this my best try
Post by: Vic Romano on April 22, 2011, 02:57:49 pm
(http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/2883/cheap.png)
Post by: Angry Bob on April 22, 2011, 05:04:30 pm
Ever feel that fighting poor bandits wearing an indestructible suit of adamantine armor is unfair?
Nah.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on April 22, 2011, 05:25:47 pm
This.Ever feel that fighting poor bandits wearing an indestructible suit of adamantine armor is unfair?
Nah.
Especially since they always find a way to disembowel me anyways.
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Case in point.
Post by: Wolf Tengu on April 22, 2011, 06:29:53 pm
Post by: iceball3 on April 22, 2011, 06:55:34 pm
Post by: Shook on April 22, 2011, 07:20:02 pm
Also, some goblins make me wonder.
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Why the glowing balls of destruction do they keep attacking a hugely legendary adventurer with hundreds of kills on his/her name? Are they expecting to win against a guy who could probably glare them to death?
Post by: Flying Dice on April 22, 2011, 07:26:35 pm
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Post by: noah22223 on April 22, 2011, 08:47:10 pm
I was sent to kill a night creature.
He had a child.
The child put me into a joint lock, broke my leg, and then made my face into mush when I gave in to the pain.
Post by: Stone Wera on April 22, 2011, 11:27:37 pm
Post by: Argonnek on April 22, 2011, 11:50:17 pm
Post by: noah22223 on April 22, 2011, 11:50:41 pm
They jointlocked all my allies except me.
I proceeded to slice off heads until one finished off my troop and jointlocked me.
He broke my legs, and in return I stabbed his heart.
I got my face turned into food for the teethless, and he bled to death a turn later.
Post by: SirAaronIII on April 23, 2011, 12:02:59 am
Post by: Jeoshua on April 23, 2011, 12:41:51 am
Post by: Deon on April 23, 2011, 03:15:20 am
You should try MANY mods, there are many cool mods in the development right now. Also there's mine which is quite slow to develop now since it grew a beard longer than an equator through a few years, still I update it quite often. And I think all of them have fire arrows.2 comics the same day: i love drawing these things :)i think i need to try this mod...........
This time i gift my enemy with a rain of flaming arrows. Free !!FUN!! (literally).
(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4467/flamingarrowsftw.png) (http://img191.imageshack.us/i/flamingarrowsftw.png/)
Note: on the second panel, I apply a coating to the arrow... You must know Monster Hunter to understand. (http://monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/Bow#Weapon_Overview)
This comic is the one with the most panels I made. And also the first without the Epic Blood Spray(TM).
Post by: Shook on April 23, 2011, 03:47:52 pm
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At least he became a competent punner.
Post by: Dante on April 23, 2011, 04:06:12 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on April 23, 2011, 06:25:53 pm
Post by: Shook on April 23, 2011, 07:05:59 pm
Hahaaa. Maybe you should do one about dwarven rock instruments.Splendid idea, old chap!
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Double kill.
Post by: Dante on April 23, 2011, 07:31:06 pm
All I can say to that is
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(I'm so sorry)
Post by: Rumrusher on April 23, 2011, 08:04:41 pm
Post by: SumiumOxide on April 23, 2011, 09:42:31 pm
While my henchmen took care of the others, I ripped the guy apart.
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Needless to say, I felt awesome.
Post by: Flying Dice on April 23, 2011, 10:44:58 pm
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Post by: Angel Of Death on April 23, 2011, 11:12:42 pm
Glaciers are the trolls of DF.
Post by: Horizon9 on April 24, 2011, 01:26:28 am
Post by: strongrudder on April 24, 2011, 01:49:00 am
Post by: Miko19 on April 24, 2011, 02:33:40 am
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Post by: Rumrusher on April 24, 2011, 06:42:34 am
Dwarf Captain is sparring with Dwarf Recruit. For reason I do not know they used full adamantine equipment for the fight.So that's one way to get an adventurer to become a Captain.Sparring FINALLY ends, and guess who becomes the new Dwarf CaptainSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: kissa3 on April 24, 2011, 12:35:26 pm
(http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/641/ettin.png) (http://img847.imageshack.us/i/ettin.png/)
Thats how Muffin Cakefarms ended her life.
Post by: Deon on April 25, 2011, 04:29:55 am
I guess, another mystery solved?
Player: "Wow, another birth in the jail? They must breed through spores!"
Dwarves: "You wish..."
(http://img.ie/c88aa.png)
Post by: Rumrusher on April 25, 2011, 06:35:02 am
because that picture is a clear sign of retired.
Post by: Deon on April 25, 2011, 12:03:58 pm
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on April 25, 2011, 06:42:28 pm
What is a difference between retired and abandoned for you? :)I guess for him "Retired" is when you just get bored of it while "Abandoned" is when one is not dwarfy enough to see the blood fillled, fire related end through.
Post by: Dante on April 25, 2011, 07:31:10 pm
Travelling to my old fort, I've checked engravings... And all my jail cells have images of circles on their walls, in addition to cheese, demons and other stuff.
I guess, another mystery solved?
Player: "Wow, another birth in the jail? They must breed through spores!"
Dwarves: "You wish..."
Deon, that is the most hilariously creepy thing I have encountered all week. Thank you.
Post by: Rumrusher on April 25, 2011, 11:56:56 pm
"Retired" is a word I use to talk about langdon's discovery. which causes the players fort to act like a hamlet or one of those human forts. To do this you need to finish the game in adventure mode than in fort mode. which can be done if you use Dfusion on a character who is dead or selecting a creature and kill them. this works any where but causes lairs to not be able to retire in them.What is a difference between retired and abandoned for you? :)I guess for him "Retired" is when you just get bored of it while "Abandoned" is when one is not dwarfy enough to see the blood fillled, fire related end through.
a retired fort can be reclaimed by either an adventurer using Dfmode or normal reclaim mode.
Post by: Devling on April 26, 2011, 12:39:39 am
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Post by: Tacohawk76 on April 26, 2011, 01:58:23 am
Afterwards, I spent the rest of my time on that file crawling from house to house, strangling people. Did I mention that I was initially unarmed because I dumped all my demigod points into wrestling?
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EDIT: Actually, if someone hasn't drawn that last sentence by tomorrow, I'm afraid I'll have to.
Post by: noah22223 on April 26, 2011, 09:22:36 am
Post by: Tacohawk76 on April 26, 2011, 12:21:38 pm
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And as I turned to leave, she started chasing me. She wasn't done yet. Sure, she only took a single step before bleeding out, but it was unmistakably a step towards me.
Post by: Andyfuji on April 26, 2011, 04:34:42 pm
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I was trying out the "Flora and Fauna" mod and I was attacked by a "Giant Bee", or something to that nature, just after I had raided one of my old fortresses which had been abandoned.
Note: Yes I am aware of inconsistencies in the image, but I don't feel like re-opening Photoshop to fix them.
Post by: Horizon9 on April 26, 2011, 09:04:07 pm
Got lazy, decided to illustrate something else.You may have just signed your death warrant by leaving that child alive.This one woman is the last thing between me and the child inside. And she is literally standing in the doorway getting hacked apart. It sounds like a pretty lame way to go, but it takes on a whole new level of badass when you realize that after 6 mortal wounds in a row (yes, that list is accurate) I hadn't even knocked her down. I've seen people pass out from the pain of having a few limbs broken, but this woman was on her feet and suffering organ failure. I realized just how much manlier she was than me, and decided to reward her by sparing her child.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And as I turned to leave, she started chasing me. She wasn't done yet. Sure, she only took a single step before bleeding out, but it was unmistakably a step towards me.
He'll probably grow up to be even more badass than the mother.
Post by: Aramco on April 26, 2011, 09:08:22 pm
Post by: Stone Wera on April 26, 2011, 09:24:36 pm
Post by: Aramco on April 26, 2011, 09:26:12 pm
I want to take this thread out on a date. If I were a computer I would find a way make this thread my operating system.
I just got a new life goal. I'll give you a hint-- it has to do with this post.
Post by: Deon on April 26, 2011, 11:49:51 pm
I've decided to finally register on the forums and share some humiliating adventure tales.I'm pretty sure that giant bees are bigger than dwarves, so yours looks a bit anticlimactic :).Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I was trying out the "Flora and Fauna" mod and I was attacked by a "Giant Bee", or something to that nature, just after I had raided one of my old fortresses which had been abandoned.
Note: Yes I am aware of inconsistencies in the image, but I don't feel like re-opening Photoshop to fix them.
Post by: Nasikabatrachus on April 27, 2011, 01:22:32 am
I've decided to finally register on the forums and share some humiliating adventure tales.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I was trying out the "Flora and Fauna" mod and I was attacked by a "Giant Bee", or something to that nature, just after I had raided one of my old fortresses which had been abandoned.
Note: Yes I am aware of inconsistencies in the image, but I don't feel like re-opening Photoshop to fix them.
On the item is an image of a bumblebee and a human. The human is making a plaintive gesture. The bumblebee is striking down the human. The bumblebee is laughing.
Post by: Iados on April 27, 2011, 07:15:02 am
2 recruits, fully armored
vs
a kobold thief, unarmed
(http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/2061/megakobold.jpg) (http://img835.imageshack.us/i/megakobold.jpg/)
drawn in 2 minutes :)
Post by: Devling on April 27, 2011, 06:24:56 pm
that's fortress-related.IT LOOKS LIKE IT ATE HIS FAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
2 recruits, fully armored
vs
a kobold thief, unarmed
(http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/2061/megakobold.jpg) (http://img835.imageshack.us/i/megakobold.jpg/)
drawn in 2 minutes :)
Post by: Wolf Tengu on April 27, 2011, 07:05:32 pm
Btw, Fuji, that picture was awesome. I give you a cookie tomorrow.
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on April 27, 2011, 10:58:21 pm
^KOBOLD RAAAAAAAAAAGE!Kobold Thieves are somewhat known to be DF in-universe ninjas. The rookies get eaten by dogs while the veterans can outrun all your guards and jump over all standard traps.
They also mostly follow the "Inverse Ninja Rules"...if there's only one, expect it to be badass. A group can be easily massacred.
Post by: SirAaronIII on April 27, 2011, 11:24:33 pm
Also, to the dude with the badass mom: You should have broken the kid's kneecaps, so he wouldn't be able to come after in the future when he surely becomes the lord of ass-whooping.
Post by: Iados on April 28, 2011, 10:24:45 am
Post by: Schattensonner on April 28, 2011, 02:45:53 pm
Finally a Goblin siege.. My sole Defender dwarf got bored all year long and rushed out..
He would kill them all, defend the fortress and sacrify their bodies (or whats left of them) to Armok..
...
At least this was the plan..
It turned out that the goblin leader was kind of.. well.. sensitive..
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He triggered a -very- weak weapontrap, got a minor injury and retreated.. All other gobs followed.. Not a single drop of goblinblood for Armok that day..
Kicked my mayor off the walls instead.. Making such a fuss bout nothing.. He deserved it..
Post by: Jimlad11 on April 28, 2011, 07:18:13 pm
Post by: Wolf Tengu on April 28, 2011, 07:21:40 pm
Post by: SirAaronIII on April 28, 2011, 08:23:18 pm
Post by: Aramco on April 28, 2011, 09:00:03 pm
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Post by: Kobold Troubadour on April 28, 2011, 09:28:07 pm
Just your average adventure, bashin' skulls, frozen in ice.Basically what most adventurers life cycle looked like in the old days. It's starting to get a bit more varied now...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: SirAaronIII on April 29, 2011, 12:07:19 am
(http://img.ie/b43b2.png)
The cephadrome was named and killed 6 people. Plus, those sand storms hurt. Like, a lot.
And then? VELOCI
Post by: Wolf Tengu on April 29, 2011, 05:39:27 pm
Tough break. There'll be no felynes to help you now.
Post by: SirAaronIII on April 29, 2011, 05:42:56 pm
Post by: skaltum on April 29, 2011, 06:16:08 pm
They come in small mobs, like wolves, except these guys are bigger. Plus, they have a slightly larger leader. I really should have grabbed some felynes instead of those useless soldiers.
don't forget HH can be unreasonable overpowered if you abuse them, same with gunlances tbh, an aimed shot to the head can kill most foes
back on topic
i was flattened by a lead "carp"enter after i stabbed his wife with a sharp rock infront of his daughter before kicking her arm off
Post by: Wolf Tengu on April 29, 2011, 06:23:23 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on April 29, 2011, 08:21:13 pm
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Post by: Wolf Tengu on April 29, 2011, 08:31:06 pm
what brand of adveturer are you?
Post by: Tradanbattlan on April 29, 2011, 08:34:31 pm
I know I hate Bulldrome and Tigrex in Mh, i'm sure they'd kill me more awesomely here.Felyne peasant with a lance. All day, every day.
what brand of adveturer are you?
Post by: Wolf Tengu on April 29, 2011, 09:16:52 pm
Post by: SirAaronIII on April 30, 2011, 12:28:13 am
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Post by: Horizon9 on April 30, 2011, 09:07:22 am
Monster Hunter Unleashed or something along those lines.
Post by: skaltum on April 30, 2011, 10:43:57 am
The only MH game I ever played was the one they released on PSP.
Monster Hunter Unleashed or something along those lines.
surely you meant Freedom right?
also just fought a dragon, and killed it with my thong ;)
Post by: Horizon9 on April 30, 2011, 10:48:41 am
Yes, that's the one.The only MH game I ever played was the one they released on PSP.
Monster Hunter Unleashed or something along those lines.
surely you meant Freedom right?
also just fought a dragon, and killed it with my thong ;)
Post by: Necro910 on May 05, 2011, 11:10:27 am
They say that the power of Chuck Norris' kick is at least equal to that of the Big Bang. But it still ain't got nothing on Human McFisher's Atomsmasher Kick, which BREAKS DIMENSIONAL BARRIERS ON CONTACT and SENDS THE STRUCK OBJECT THROUGH THE RIFT IN A SUB-ATOMIC MIST, after which it SEALS THE RIFT RIGHT BACK UP before ANYONE notices WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED. Excessive caps lock is OPTIONAL, but ADDS to the DRAMA.Once I stabbed and kicked a bandit's head in over forty times, so I said "Fuck this" and just slit his throat.
Also, while playing as a hammerdorf, something insane happened.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/AQAIW.png)
First time i've ever seen anyone in DF2010 survive a brain injury. Seriously, he did not die. Later on, asecondthirdFOURTH blow to the head killed him.
Post by: Iados on May 05, 2011, 02:05:29 pm
100 ways to die in DF, part 1/10!
(http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/5362/100waysdf1.png) (http://img853.imageshack.us/i/100waysdf1.png/)
part 2 being drawn right now.
Post by: Stone Wera on May 05, 2011, 03:34:14 pm
Post by: Wolf Tengu on May 05, 2011, 03:37:08 pm
I'ma going to go read an LP now...
Post by: Devling on May 05, 2011, 06:36:51 pm
Heh, Headshoot.Good fo' you.
I'ma going to go read an LP now...
Post by: iyaerP on May 05, 2011, 06:44:40 pm
Post by: Wolf Tengu on May 06, 2011, 01:31:58 pm
Post by: Vic Romano on May 06, 2011, 09:02:48 pm
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Post by: Tradanbattlan on May 06, 2011, 09:06:29 pm
Post by: Bohandas on May 06, 2011, 11:15:18 pm
Legendary Misc. Object User + Adamantine Enormous Corkscrew
(http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/9072/screwed.png)
Awesome!
Post by: Stone Wera on May 06, 2011, 11:37:52 pm
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Wow I'm pretty bad at this...
Post by: Wolf Tengu on May 08, 2011, 03:16:14 pm
Was the corkscrew the only adamantine item around?
If not, you deserve extra points for creativity. Your drawings are still awesome.
Post by: Shook on May 08, 2011, 06:37:17 pm
Also, this happened in fort mode to my singular axedorf.
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At first, the buzzard was above him, so he obviously couldn't attack. It then went down to the ground, where it scored dozens of misses, before it occurred to the dorf that it was actually attacking him, and that he probably should destroy it with a few well-placed hits. If he hadn't been a proficient dodger, that buzzard could probably have killed him before he reacted.
Post by: Necro910 on May 08, 2011, 09:50:50 pm
What a wonderfully psychotic expression thatYou draw epic stick people.guybrain surgeon wears. :D
Also, this happened in fort mode to my singular axedorf.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
At first, the buzzard was above him, so he obviously couldn't attack. It then went down to the ground, where it scored dozens of misses, before it occurred to the dorf that it was actually attacking him, and that he probably should destroy it with a few well-placed hits. If he hadn't been a proficient dodger, that buzzard could probably have killed him before he reacted.
Post by: Yoink on May 08, 2011, 10:47:56 pm
Post by: Necro910 on May 09, 2011, 12:23:45 am
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Post by: SumiumOxide on May 09, 2011, 12:42:53 am
One of my adventures....So you sold either your dead body or the dead body of one of your companions to buy a copper cap?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Well played.
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 09, 2011, 02:58:16 am
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Post by: Necro910 on May 09, 2011, 10:03:10 am
I sold myself !!Science!! so I could get a hat :3One of my adventures....So you sold either your dead body or the dead body of one of your companions to buy a copper cap?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Well played.
Post by: Necro910 on May 09, 2011, 04:47:11 pm
Where's the sand tile involved? So you can retrieve yourself?I sold myself !!Science!! so I could get a hat :3One of my adventures....So you sold either your dead body or the dead body of one of your companions to buy a copper cap?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Well played.
dwarf fortress, the only game in which you can sell your own corpse.
also the only place you can do it. I tried IRL. it involved time machines and a dwarven drawbridge to make me go faster than the speed of light.
Post by: Shook on May 12, 2011, 12:32:13 pm
1. START NEW ADVENTURER
2. GET HIM/HER KILLED
3. GRAB CORPSE WITH NEW ADVENTURER
4. REPEAT FOR INFINITE MONEY
Also, this is how my manly furnace operator defeated a fearsome fire imp.
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He knocked the circles out of it.
Post by: Haspen on May 12, 2011, 01:06:49 pm
Post by: Nighthawk on May 12, 2011, 09:02:20 pm
Ooh, that's clever!
1. START NEW ADVENTURER
2. GET HIM/HER KILLED
3. GRAB CORPSE WITH NEW ADVENTURER
4. REPEAT FOR INFINITE MONEY
Also, this is how my manly furnace operator defeated a fearsome fire imp.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
He knocked the circles out of it.
Yes! Now make one with HADOUKEN! (I don't know how that will work out.)
Oh, and a joke I saw on YouTube the other day - "Hey, Ryu, can I be as cool as you one day?"
"Shor-yu-ken!"
Post by: Tlc2011 on May 12, 2011, 09:29:56 pm
I'm showing off my new avatar.
Post by: Rumrusher on May 12, 2011, 09:31:57 pm
this is the result of a DFusion command that turns all members of your fort into companions and making the entire fort become marksdwarves. I finally step into the Army arc.
Forts are now just recruitment centers adventurers Generals every one in the world will bow down to my feet.
Post by: SirAaronIII on May 13, 2011, 12:51:57 am
(http://img.ie/4a43b.png)
Post by: iyaerP on May 13, 2011, 01:05:05 am
I know that I would be able to send out no less than 35 legendary axe/spear/sword/hammerdorfs from my best fort. All with full masterwork/artifact quality adamantine armour and weapons. (cept for them hammerdorfs. they have silver)
Post by: Eric Blank on May 13, 2011, 01:23:11 am
Post by: Ig88 on May 14, 2011, 08:21:22 pm
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Post by: iyaerP on May 14, 2011, 08:40:27 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on May 14, 2011, 10:17:30 pm
Why stop at 30? Build up a fort to 200 and then take over. 8)for it was just a test next time it would be nothing but raids, murders, and enlisting human towns members to be rode on. though getting that last part going to be tricky.
(http://img.ie/4a43b.png)
oh and underground dwarf fort makes all types of sieges a thing of the past. sadly I should attempt at brain washing the invaders and add them to mine.
Post by: Ig88 on May 15, 2011, 02:32:00 am
So did the roc fall on and crush one of your adventuring companions? I am confused.Yes he did. They were both stunned from the impact, allowing me to hack at it with a pick.
Post by: Iados on May 15, 2011, 01:09:53 pm
(http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/7365/cephalos.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/545/cephalos.png/)
the creature is a cephadrome from my mod.
All the 3 attacks bruised the brain.
Post by: Devling on May 15, 2011, 01:24:28 pm
Post by: Rip0k on May 15, 2011, 03:14:25 pm
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Post by: ivze on May 15, 2011, 05:28:13 pm
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Post by: BodyGripper on May 15, 2011, 05:40:26 pm
the creature is a cephadrome from my mod.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I was about to say, "Man, he must be really mad at that Bronze Colossus!"
Post by: SirAaronIII on May 15, 2011, 06:22:22 pm
I was about to say, "Man, he must be really mad at that Bronze Colossus!"You should know that bronze colossi don't have brains or any of that "organic" crap. That would make them vulnerable.
the creature is a cephadrome from my mod.Slightly off-topic, but is it just me or do cepha-creatures tend to be able to kill literally dozens of people? Maybe it's the fact that they can bruise everything in my body with a single sandstorm attack.
And nobody loves my picture? I was especially proud of the dead swordsdude. :(
Post by: Wolf Tengu on May 15, 2011, 07:32:08 pm
As for collosi have a lava-bathing contest.Things will heat up quickly, I guarentee results.
Post by: BodyGripper on May 15, 2011, 09:03:03 pm
I was making a penis joke. 8)I was about to say, "Man, he must be really mad at that Bronze Colossus!"You should know that bronze colossi don't have brains or any of that "organic" crap. That would make them vulnerable.
Post by: SirAaronIII on May 16, 2011, 12:42:41 am
Oh, now that I look at the picture again...I was making a penis joke. 8)I was about to say, "Man, he must be really mad at that Bronze Colossus!"You should know that bronze colossi don't have brains or any of that "organic" crap. That would make them vulnerable.
i hate you so much
Post by: Mister Always on May 16, 2011, 02:12:00 am
I was making a penis joke. 8)I was about to say, "Man, he must be really mad at that Bronze Colossus!"You should know that bronze colossi don't have brains or any of that "organic" crap. That would make them vulnerable.
If your tallywhacker looks like that, go see a doctor.
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 16, 2011, 02:34:47 am
If your tallywhacker has a brain, what should you see?If your tallywhacker looks like that, go see a doctor.I was making a penis joke. 8)I was about to say, "Man, he must be really mad at that Bronze Colossus!"You should know that bronze colossi don't have brains or any of that "organic" crap. That would make them vulnerable.
Post by: quip on May 16, 2011, 10:05:57 am
I don't know, why don't you ask your tallywhacker?If your tallywhacker has a brain, what should you see?If your tallywhacker looks like that, go see a doctor.I was making a penis joke. 8)I was about to say, "Man, he must be really mad at that Bronze Colossus!"You should know that bronze colossi don't have brains or any of that "organic" crap. That would make them vulnerable.
Post by: Horizon9 on May 16, 2011, 04:12:48 pm
"Tallywhacker, who should I talk to about the fact that you are sapient?"I don't know, why don't you ask your tallywhacker?If your tallywhacker has a brain, what should you see?If your tallywhacker looks like that, go see a doctor.I was making a penis joke. 8)I was about to say, "Man, he must be really mad at that Bronze Colossus!"You should know that bronze colossi don't have brains or any of that "organic" crap. That would make them vulnerable.
"I would recommend a meeting between me and your palm, good sir."
"My hand is sapient too?"
"No, that's just my thinking spot."
Post by: Megaman3321 on May 16, 2011, 08:26:42 pm
(I apologize if that's the incorrect usage of the meme.)
Post by: Devling on May 16, 2011, 08:27:25 pm
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!No. It's fine.
(I apologize if that's the incorrect usage of the meme.)
Post by: Sarda on May 16, 2011, 09:48:29 pm
"Tallywhacker, who should I talk to about the fact that you are sapient?"I don't know, why don't you ask your tallywhacker?If your tallywhacker has a brain, what should you see?If your tallywhacker looks like that, go see a doctor.I was making a penis joke. 8)I was about to say, "Man, he must be really mad at that Bronze Colossus!"You should know that bronze colossi don't have brains or any of that "organic" crap. That would make them vulnerable.
"I would recommend a meeting between me and your palm, good sir."
"My hand is sapient too?"
"No, that's just my thinking spot."
Ignoring the combobreaker, Rosie Palms/Palmela Handerson is indeed sapient.
Post by: Devling on May 16, 2011, 10:03:58 pm
Sapient...or sentient? :o"Tallywhacker, who should I talk to about the fact that you are sapient?"I don't know, why don't you ask your tallywhacker?If your tallywhacker has a brain, what should you see?If your tallywhacker looks like that, go see a doctor.I was making a penis joke. 8)I was about to say, "Man, he must be really mad at that Bronze Colossus!"You should know that bronze colossi don't have brains or any of that "organic" crap. That would make them vulnerable.
"I would recommend a meeting between me and your palm, good sir."
"My hand is sapient too?"
"No, that's just my thinking spot."
Ignoring the combobreaker, Rosie Palms/Palmela Handerson is indeed sapient.
Post by: Stealtharcadia on May 17, 2011, 01:28:49 am
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His arms were promptly broken and his head was caved in after he passed out from the pain.
Post by: Siquo on May 17, 2011, 02:54:30 am
Hating elves has nothing to do with nazis. Quite the opposite, actually, I'm sure Adolf adored elves.
Post by: quip on May 17, 2011, 10:00:27 am
... Is that one with the armband a nazi sasquatch?So can I use 'Hitler liked Elves' to explain my hatred of elves now?
Hating elves has nothing to do with nazis. Quite the opposite, actually, I'm sure Adolf adored elves.
Post by: Siquo on May 17, 2011, 10:16:23 am
So can I use 'Hitler liked Elves' to explain my hatred of elves now?Of course not. There are millions of other valid reasons.
Post by: BodyGripper on May 17, 2011, 12:48:58 pm
http://www.itstrulyrandom.com/2008/02/24/did-adolf-hitler-draw-these-disney-characters-half-a-century-ago/
Post by: Ultimuh on May 17, 2011, 12:51:53 pm
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Post by: quip on May 17, 2011, 02:43:14 pm
I also like the image of WW2 with Dwarves and Elves replacing the Allies.
Post by: Taricus on May 17, 2011, 02:45:13 pm
Post by: Mister Always on May 17, 2011, 03:35:25 pm
I like how we've gone from comics based of DF adventure mode to whether Hitler prefered Dwarves or Elves.
I also like the image of WW2 with Dwarves and Elves replacing the Allies.
Paadox - Dwarves and Elves working together.
Not gonna happen.
Post by: Taricus on May 17, 2011, 03:37:46 pm
Post by: Devling on May 17, 2011, 06:38:53 pm
Post by: RayesKotrora on May 17, 2011, 07:06:05 pm
Elves=Blond hair, blue eyes. Hitler thought these quality made a superior person. Bam, hitler liked elves. :P
DF Elves = MossGreen/Scarlet/Silver/White/Golden hair, turqoise/aqua/emerald/amber/golden/etc. eyes.
Just saying.
Post by: Devling on May 17, 2011, 08:04:32 pm
True, true. But I'm talking about general fantasy elves.Elves=Blond hair, blue eyes. Hitler thought these quality made a superior person. Bam, hitler liked elves. :P
DF Elves = MossGreen/Scarlet/Silver/White/Golden hair, turqoise/aqua/emerald/amber/golden/etc. eyes.
Just saying.
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 17, 2011, 08:05:54 pm
Tree Heil?
Post by: Devling on May 17, 2011, 09:53:40 pm
Post by: Ultimuh on May 17, 2011, 10:37:48 pm
I like how we've gone from comics based of DF adventure mode to whether Hitler prefered Dwarves or Elves.
I also like the image of WW2 with Dwarves and Elves replacing the Allies.
Paadox - Dwarves and Elves working together.
Not gonna happen.
Oh I bet they would if they had a common enemy.
Apparently not in DF tough.
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 17, 2011, 11:07:43 pm
Post by: Stealtharcadia on May 18, 2011, 12:28:45 am
Post by: Eric Blank on May 18, 2011, 04:31:50 am
I was considering drawing one of my recent adventures, but that will come later... I am dead tonight.
Post by: Rumrusher on May 18, 2011, 04:59:57 am
Well, before there were elves and nazis there were sentient dicks so... not a great time to complain. I had a nightmare about that once...oh man sentient detectives are the worst in history mostly for their body counts.
I was considering drawing one of my recent adventures, but that will come later... I am dead tonight.
Post by: quip on May 18, 2011, 10:02:11 am
Ah, what is the phrase? Ah, yes: 'Lol'.Well, before there were elves and nazis there were sentient dicks so... not a great time to complain. I had a nightmare about that once...oh man sentient detectives are the worst in history mostly for their body counts.
I was considering drawing one of my recent adventures, but that will come later... I am dead tonight.
Post by: Vic Romano on May 19, 2011, 11:38:18 pm
(http://imageshack.us/m/9/6380/doctor1.png)
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/3330/doctor2.png)
Post by: Vic Romano on May 20, 2011, 11:46:35 am
(http://imageshack.us/m/263/1098/doctor3.png)
Post by: Ultimuh on May 20, 2011, 03:48:01 pm
Put them on militia duty as unishment!
Atleast for two seasons.
Post by: Shook on May 20, 2011, 06:44:07 pm
And now, my previous comic has been reworked to poke fun at anime.
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I think i just lost a piece of my soul. ::) (huge respect to the japanese mangakas but so help me god I WILL NEVER DRAW LIKE THAT AGAIN because it looks ridiculously stupid)
Now to win my piece of soul back.
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I feel better already! (also some time later i found out that i had forbidden all silk haha good job me but at least i got to drop a bear on someone)
Post by: Vic Romano on May 21, 2011, 01:40:50 am
(http://imageshack.us/m/64/7476/doctor4.png)
(http://imageshack.us/m/684/9171/doctor5.png)
Post by: Dante on May 21, 2011, 02:06:19 am
Vic Romano, I'm also enjoying your story.
Post by: quip on May 21, 2011, 03:55:02 am
Post by: NinjaE8825 on May 21, 2011, 01:33:33 pm
Anywho, comic, this time the glorious final battle of the kobold adventurer Jalathraydus (her other adventures are back on page 29 or so).
I actually made this part before I vanished off the face of the 'net, but the second half gave me so much trouble I kind of gave up on it and slunk off.
NOT SO THIS TIME.
Expect part two fairly soon. Spoiler'd for size.
*e*
Or not. Seems photobucket dislikes pictures sized 640X3409
Any ideas?
*e2*
Hokay, this should work.
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Post by: Kynrael on May 21, 2011, 03:14:22 pm
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Dude, your artwork is really so epic...
Post by: Dante on May 21, 2011, 05:44:34 pm
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Post by: Shook on May 21, 2011, 07:51:44 pm
Also, dwarven butchery.
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Not like those pansy-ass humans who use SHARP KNIVES. NOBODY NEEDS KNIVES WHEN YOU HAVE TEETH TO RIP OFF FLESH.
Post by: Dante on May 21, 2011, 09:45:41 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on May 22, 2011, 12:38:13 am
There the Cutebolds, the Tarnbolds, the D&D Kobolds, and there the rare adventbold which looks nothing like the other bolds except for the eyes and face which they hide normally.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder1/kobold-caste-fix.png)
all these Kobolds live in harmony stealing stuff and eating bones.
edit: chart added
Post by: NinjaE8825 on May 22, 2011, 04:53:27 am
the Tarnbolds,Looks more like an AD&Dbold to me, really. Didn't Toady say they were explicitly NOT dog-like in DF?
As for the adventbold (personally I think "herobold" or "ninjabold" flows better), which I'm pretty sure is just me, I based it on the RAW files and in-game colour. I imagine kobolds looking pretty much like tiny (20 kg, which makes them a little under 1 meter tall if I haven't totally messed up the maths) hairless sort-of-scaley yellow-brown humans with glowy yellow eyes, aside from the jaw and teeth which are adapted for BONECARN.
Here's what I mean.
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k51/NinjaE8824/Kobolds.png)
Post by: Siquo on May 22, 2011, 10:19:57 am
Post by: Rumrusher on May 22, 2011, 10:42:10 am
There's also the Faultbold.sub caste of the cute bold and the common kobold.
Post by: Rip0k on May 22, 2011, 04:37:55 pm
Please do the same on Goblins...
Post by: Shook on May 22, 2011, 06:35:20 pm
Also, you know how us humans tend to make hunting as painless as possible for the killed animals?
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Dorfs strongly disagree with that notion. For all intents and purposes, THEY DO HAVE A GATLING CROSSBOW. And they really like to use it. I'm sure we can all agree to this after seeing a hunter try to kill his prey. The big question is, how the hell would they react to getting an actual porcupine for dinner?
Post by: Nighthawk on May 22, 2011, 09:52:34 pm
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Yes, this is my first comic on the thread. I hope you guys liked it!
Perhaps I'll make more in the future. :P
Post by: Dante on May 22, 2011, 09:53:39 pm
Well shit, now i actually know how to imagine dorfbolds. It all makes sense! All other kobolds are still seen as little lizardmen, though. D&D has poisoned my mind irreversibly.
Also, you know how us humans tend to make hunting as painless as possible for the killed animals?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Dorfs strongly disagree with that notion. For all intents and purposes, THEY DO HAVE A GATLING CROSSBOW. And they really like to use it. I'm sure we can all agree to this after seeing a hunter try to kill his prey. The big question is, how the hell would they react to getting an actual porcupine for dinner?
It's so they can more easily make kebabs. The dwarven crossbow is a labour-saving device.
Post by: Haspen on May 23, 2011, 02:43:18 am
Dwarf Fortress - Taking the phrase "Zero Pain Tolerance" to whole new levels.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yes, this is my first comic on the thread. I hope you guys liked it!
Perhaps I'll make more in the future. :P
Dun dun dun killed me xD
Tis' be a good one. And a true one, especially the willpower bit.
Post by: Siquo on May 23, 2011, 04:08:43 am
Yes, this is my first comic on the thread. I hope you guys liked it!Yep, please do :)
Post by: Rip0k on May 23, 2011, 06:12:36 am
Yes, this is my first comic on the thread. I hope you guys liked it!
I LoL'ed.. at DUN x3 heheh great style man :D
We
Post by: freeformschooler on May 23, 2011, 12:19:08 pm
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Post by: Rumrusher on May 23, 2011, 01:25:28 pm
procedural shakespeare generatorsome up all my adventure marriages.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
wife orders stuff to be killed.
Post by: Dante on May 23, 2011, 02:16:05 pm
procedural shakespeare generatorSpoiler (click to show/hide)
I laughed aloud. I'm sure when Toady gets round to his promised Bad Poetry Generator, it'll be the inspiration for a lot of new pictures.
Post by: Nighthawk on May 23, 2011, 02:18:26 pm
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Post by: Kynrael on May 23, 2011, 02:39:22 pm
Let the adventurers dream... they'll do it somehow.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Loled at the guy's face throwing the arrow XD
I laughed aloud. I'm sure when Toady gets round to his promised Bad Poetry Generator, it'll be the inspiration for a lot of new pictures.
More about that Bad Poetry Generator please ? I'm new, so I've just been following last update. :)
Post by: Golcondio on May 23, 2011, 02:58:37 pm
More about that Bad Poetry Generator please ? I'm new, so I've just been following last update. :)It's something Toady has been threatening us with for a while (more than a year, I'd wager), mostly during DF Talks...
I pray that He implements it, along with a Crap Music Generator: procedurally generated songs as a soundtrack to my adventure? Priceless...
Post by: Megaman3321 on May 23, 2011, 03:04:30 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik)
Hopefully He will give it some knowledge of basic chordal structures so that it won't rape our ears, although it will sound mechanical and, well, computer generated.
... But, I'm derailing. Bring in the comics!
Post by: Kynrael on May 23, 2011, 03:14:52 pm
It's something Toady has been threatening us with for a while (more than a year, I'd wager), mostly during DF Talks...
I pray that He implements it, along with a Crap Music Generator: procedurally generated songs as a soundtrack to my adventure? Priceless...
It does indeed seem fun :p And maybe it would become a new skill, Poetry, then Dwarves would write poems about events just like they engrave stuff... And we could find poetry while adventuring... 8)
Hopefully the music won't be like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik)
I think there should be a rule about posting this link : big red sign saying "DON'T GO THERE".
I now consider you responsible of my ears bleeding. :P
Post by: TheMasterTurtle on May 23, 2011, 03:22:57 pm
Should be the music of dwarf fortress!
Post by: freeformschooler on May 23, 2011, 05:20:25 pm
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Post by: TheIcelandicManiac on May 23, 2011, 06:01:28 pm
(http://i54.tinypic.com/24qmn7q.jpg)
Even better that i got the credit for the kill.
Post by: Greiger on May 23, 2011, 06:14:18 pm
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It basically ends the same way it actually happened in DF. Just with more helpless hanging.
Post by: freeformschooler on May 23, 2011, 06:49:44 pm
I am sorry for not being able to use paint or photoshop but would anyone want to make a comic of this?
i did my best impression
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Post by: TheMasterTurtle on May 23, 2011, 07:25:31 pm
Post by: TheIcelandicManiac on May 23, 2011, 07:29:00 pm
I am sorry for not being able to use paint or photoshop but would anyone want to make a comic of this?
i did my best impressionSpoiler (click to show/hide)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA Thanks you.
Post by: freeformschooler on May 23, 2011, 07:30:06 pm
You forgot the gazzele standing up -_-
if you look hard enough the necromancer is actually a gazelle
no, really
you're not looking hard enough
Post by: Scaraban on May 23, 2011, 08:54:58 pm
Hopefully the music won't be like this:I think I hate you now...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik)
Hopefully He will give it some knowledge of basic chordal structures so that it won't rape our ears, although it will sound mechanical and, well, computer generated.
... But, I'm derailing. Bring in the comics!
Post by: Megaman3321 on May 24, 2011, 05:39:28 am
Post by: Shook on May 24, 2011, 09:51:25 am
It's so they can more easily make kebabs. The dwarven crossbow is aThere is some meat on your theory, but this one gets the point across more clearly. :Plabour-saving deviceFUGGIN GATLING CANNON THAT BEGS TO BE FIRED.
Also, engravers.
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The secret is out! Their beards shape the engravings! (good luck making your beard look like a roc striking down an elf)
Post by: jaxy15 on May 24, 2011, 09:54:05 am
I once had someone engrave an elf killing a roc.It's so they can more easily make kebabs. The dwarven crossbow is aThere is some meat on your theory, but this one gets the point across more clearly. :Plabour-saving deviceFUGGIN GATLING CANNON THAT BEGS TO BE FIRED.
Also, engravers.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Their beard shapes the engravings! (good luck making your beard look like a roc striking down an elf)
Post by: Haspen on May 24, 2011, 11:06:56 am
I once had someone engrave an elf killing a roc.It's so they can more easily make kebabs. The dwarven crossbow is aThere is some meat on your theory, but this one gets the point across more clearly. :Plabour-saving deviceFUGGIN GATLING CANNON THAT BEGS TO BE FIRED.
Also, engravers.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Their beard shapes the engravings! (good luck making your beard look like a roc striking down an elf)
Ingredients: Elf, Roc
How to engrave: Smash Elf and Roc against the wall while twisting their limbs in some dramatic composition. Voila~
Post by: quip on May 25, 2011, 10:17:41 am
I thought he act of being thrown into a wall by a dwarf so hard the only proof of your existanc is the is the indent on the wall was dramatic.I once had someone engrave an elf killing a roc.It's so they can more easily make kebabs. The dwarven crossbow is aThere is some meat on your theory, but this one gets the point across more clearly. :Plabour-saving deviceFUGGIN GATLING CANNON THAT BEGS TO BE FIRED.
Also, engravers.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Their beard shapes the engravings! (good luck making your beard look like a roc striking down an elf)
Ingredients: Elf, Roc
How to engrave: Smash Elf and Roc against the wall while twisting their limbs in some dramatic composition. Voila~
Post by: jetex1911 on May 25, 2011, 05:07:06 pm
Post by: Nasikabatrachus on May 25, 2011, 11:13:22 pm
Could someone draw a detailed image of a red demon, you know, the one with hooves, and horns, strangling two snow lions, with each hand, and biting one of them in the head?
Here you go:
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I took the liberty of setting it in the midst of a blizzard, as you can see. Also the head of the snow lion on the right has been bitten off.
Post by: quip on May 26, 2011, 12:26:55 pm
But you didn't draw any... Ohhhhhh.... I see what you did there.Could someone draw a detailed image of a red demon, you know, the one with hooves, and horns, strangling two snow lions, with each hand, and biting one of them in the head?
Here you go:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I took the liberty of setting it in the midst of a blizzard, as you can see. Also the head of the snow lion on the right has been bitten off.
Post by: Megaman_zx on May 26, 2011, 08:22:21 pm
i had a hunter who shot the goat, then ran out of bolts and returned to my fortress. Apparently the goat followed, and it waltzed right into my fortress, one hit Killed my woodcutter, then walked out. I was pissed, amused, and anoyed all at once. THe statue made it all better though.
Post by: Vic Romano on May 26, 2011, 11:10:59 pm
(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/9258/demonwk.png)
Post by: strongrudder on May 27, 2011, 02:55:20 am
Could someone draw a detailed image of a red demon, you know, the one with hooves, and horns, strangling two snow lions, with each hand, and biting one of them in the head?I suddenly felt inspired to give this a shot too. Must be because I really should be doing other things. XD
Spoiler: om nom nom snow lions (click to show/hide)
Post by: Shook on May 27, 2011, 01:09:24 pm
... Nope, i don't have a comic at the moment.
Post by: Darion on May 27, 2011, 06:15:31 pm
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Pretty much that.
Post by: Dante on May 27, 2011, 06:28:00 pm
Haha, shit man, that is one of the most hardcore drawings to ever grace this thread, or even the entire goddamn internet. A demon doing a dual-strangle on two snow lions while eating the head of one of them? THAT IS HARD TO SURPASS.
Agree.
Post by: Jimlad11 on May 27, 2011, 06:30:02 pm
Post by: Darion on May 27, 2011, 06:31:21 pm
Thanks, but all the credits go to that crowbar.I was playing corrosion mod, and my adventurer started with a crowbar...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Pretty much that.
Awesome. I love that mod, and your facial expressions are great :)
Post by: Nasikabatrachus on May 28, 2011, 01:07:14 am
DO IT FORUMITES THE INTERNET COMMANDS IT.
Post by: Noub on May 28, 2011, 01:56:34 am
I am sorry for not being able to use paint or photoshop but would anyone want to make a comic of this?
(http://i54.tinypic.com/24qmn7q.jpg)
Even better that i got the credit for the kill.
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Post by: Syreal on May 28, 2011, 10:08:56 am
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EDIT: That "Give into starvation" is starting to look pretty good.
Post by: Axedwarf on May 28, 2011, 11:04:08 am
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I love the gazelle.
Post by: Bohandas on May 28, 2011, 01:39:06 pm
I am sorry for not being able to use paint or photoshop but would anyone want to make a comic of this?
(http://i54.tinypic.com/24qmn7q.jpg)
Even better that i got the credit for the kill.
I keep misreading that as "The damn gazelle stands up"
Post by: Ig88 on May 28, 2011, 02:19:47 pm
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Post by: Noub on May 28, 2011, 02:51:36 pm
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Post by: Dante on May 28, 2011, 05:57:27 pm
Post by: SirAaronIII on May 28, 2011, 06:57:57 pm
Just started new game as biter-wrestler human. Got a quest to kill a wolf...DUDE. THAT IS THE BEST IMAGE I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY! :DSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Shook on May 28, 2011, 08:30:15 pm
Heh, I note vic and strongrudder also opted to place the scene in a snowstorm. But yeah, that kicks serious ass strongrudder. Vic's is kind of cool as well and I really like that style overall. I want to see moar drawings of this scene by moar people.THE INTERNET COMMANDS ME
DO IT FORUMITES THE INTERNET COMMANDS IT.
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What, expecting something as awesome as strongrudders or vics renditions? Too bad, MS Paint scribble time. You may also think that i just shamelessly copied the poses from strongrudders image, but you'd be wrong! I totally flipped the whole scene horizontally as well.
Post by: strongrudder on May 28, 2011, 10:41:54 pm
Post by: BodyGripper on May 28, 2011, 11:35:20 pm
I want to see moar drawings of this scene by moar people.
I'll contribute.
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Post by: PencilinHand on May 29, 2011, 02:09:09 am
I h8 caves...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
EDIT: That "Give into starvation" is starting to look pretty good.
Hehehehe, I have been there many times.
I don't know if this still works but it is worth a shot.
Open your map and look for a cave entrance. Find your way to the same map tile as the cave entrance. It doesn't matter if you are on the right level or not. Once you find it you can travel away, regardless of how many z-levels you are below it.
Post by: Syreal on May 29, 2011, 02:17:54 am
Hmmm... I'm pretty sure that I tried that pretty right way, that must have been an earlier version.
I'm the type who doesn't like randomly dying to random things so I have some back up saves that may or may not work. Haven't tried them yet. I'm pretty close to an ocean and I'm wondering if there will be any breakthroughs there.
Post by: Noub on May 29, 2011, 07:45:27 am
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Post by: Haspen on May 29, 2011, 07:47:17 am
Also very nicely drawn :D Me likez.
Post by: Noub on May 29, 2011, 08:59:01 am
Adventures of Biter-Wrestler human part 3 (killing a troll):
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AND
Adventures of Biter-Wrestler human part 4 (final):
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Post by: Kynrael on May 29, 2011, 09:04:01 am
As a madman, you can only live a life of madness to the bitter end. :P
Post by: kotekzot on May 29, 2011, 01:21:53 pm
"OM NOM NOM NOM DELICIOUS FURRIES"I want to see moar drawings of this scene by moar people.
I'll contribute.I don't recall what snow lions look like, so I just used regular lions.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Noub on May 29, 2011, 01:52:52 pm
Could someone draw a detailed image of a red demon, you know, the one with hooves, and horns, strangling two snow lions, with each hand, and biting one of them in the head?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ivze on May 29, 2011, 03:24:10 pm
Thanks :DI can't just imagine in which situation did you think to get lions, but got a Night Creature actually? Never seen them attacking in fast travel mode (except regular Bogeymen, of cause). Just curious :)
Adventures of Biter-Wrestler human part 3 (killing a troll):Spoiler (click to show/hide)
AND
Adventures of Biter-Wrestler human part 4 (final):Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Shook on May 29, 2011, 07:04:00 pm
Also, dorfen cooking.
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How else can they mix up such ingredients into a single entity?
Post by: Greiger on May 29, 2011, 10:56:01 pm
Bodyslam must be what the legendaries do.
Post by: quip on May 30, 2011, 01:40:07 am
I think I got a Night Creature as an ambush in fast travel. I think the odds are just low since you'd have to be in the right area when an ambush triggers.Thanks :DI can't just imagine in which situation did you think to get lions, but got a Night Creature actually? Never seen them attacking in fast travel mode (except regular Bogeymen, of cause). Just curious :)
Adventures of Biter-Wrestler human part 3 (killing a troll):Spoiler (click to show/hide)
AND
Adventures of Biter-Wrestler human part 4 (final):Spoiler (click to show/hide)
It was a while ago though so I can't remember much more than that I died horribly and that it concentrated on me over some wild animal that was attacking it.
Then again I may have just had the bad luck to spawn a 1 lion ambush in the exact same place as a Night creature.
Post by: Shook on May 30, 2011, 06:38:21 am
I always saw them as just throwing all the ingredients on a (never cleaned) kitchen counter and then kinda mushing it all together with their hands into something that resembles a single mass.That would explain how they can churn out masterpieces at such a staggering rate, while novices spend days mashing together something that is of NO QUALITY. This would mean that higher skill levels are achieved when dorfs stumble and fall on to the plate, accidentally creating a masterpiece.
Bodyslam must be what the legendaries do.
Post by: Ricky on May 30, 2011, 02:40:26 pm
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Post by: NinjaE8825 on May 30, 2011, 03:57:50 pm
NinjaE8825 now I will always see kobolds look like on your drawing :DWell, basically, goblins are like elves, except insane and murderous.
Please do the same on Goblins...
Okay, so they're actually exactly like elves.
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k51/NinjaE8824/DFgoblins.png)
Post by: Rumrusher on May 30, 2011, 05:00:44 pm
you forgot about the consuming corpse thing?NinjaE8825 now I will always see kobolds look like on your drawing :DWell, basically, goblins are like elves, except they don't talk much about trees hugging.
Please do the same on Goblins...
Okay, so they're actually exactly like elves.
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k51/NinjaE8824/DFgoblins.png)
Post by: NinjaE8825 on May 30, 2011, 05:06:57 pm
Well, goblins don't really eat things, but if they did, they'd definitely eat people. But if we're gonna talk tiny differences like that, they're also less hairy and have glowing red eyes and green skin and use metal and steal children and fix their overpopulation problems by killing each other rather than launching suicide attacks on civilizations with better equipment.you forgot about the consuming corpse thing?NinjaE8825 now I will always see kobolds look like on your drawing :DWell, basically, goblins are like elves, except they don't talk much about trees hugging.
Please do the same on Goblins...
Okay, so they're actually exactly like elves.
Post by: SuicideJunkie on May 30, 2011, 06:31:12 pm
This just happened in my fort. I would like for someone to draw it please :). I would really prefer is Shook would draw it, because He creates artifact drawings every time.(http://imagemodserver.dyndns.org/nick/postedimages/dorf_miner.PNG)
Miners are indeed very dangerous creatures.
Post by: Ricky on May 30, 2011, 06:57:10 pm
Post by: Vic Romano on June 01, 2011, 06:28:51 pm
(http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/9864/kobold.png)
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 01, 2011, 06:33:26 pm
Post by: Tsukana on June 01, 2011, 08:30:54 pm
Adorable F@#$ing evil things: Target Practice.
Secret Kobold Sauce.
Post by: Nasikabatrachus on June 02, 2011, 09:40:27 pm
I want to see moar drawings of this scene by moar people.
I'll contribute.I don't recall what snow lions look like, so I just used regular lions.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Pure genius. This drawing made my may 28th, 2011.
New open request: Draw an extremely tired dwarf wielding a hammer and a battle axe walking into a village and suddenly realizing he has no backpack and there's a wolf paw stuck on his upper front tooth. A single panel will do, but for a DwarfBonus make it several panels. MegaDwarf bonus: make a graphic novel out of it, deconstructing modern western fantasy tropes in a real world setting, and call it WatchDwarves*.
*when I typed that I immediately had to make this:
(http://s3.postimage.org/85azyvno/watchdwarf2.png) (http://www.postimage.org/)
Post by: strongrudder on June 03, 2011, 12:39:59 am
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How embarrassing.
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on June 03, 2011, 01:52:00 am
Hahaha, very good artwork. At least it wasn't a severed head stuck between his teeth.How embarrassing.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Yoink on June 03, 2011, 01:57:05 am
Love his expession in the last panel.
Post by: StreetPizza on June 03, 2011, 05:18:41 am
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Behold! From the most recent adventures of that guy who absolutely must have a slashyspear. Why, yes, I am totally ripping off Shook's style. Thanks for asking.
Post by: jaxy15 on June 03, 2011, 05:26:43 am
What a tiny roc. I guess I could call it a pebbl.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Behold! From the most recent adventures of that guy who absolutely must have a slashyspear. Why, yes, I am totally ripping off Shook's style. Thanks for asking.
Post by: StreetPizza on June 03, 2011, 06:22:28 am
What a tiny roc. I guess I could call it a pebbl.
Roffle. That is all. Srsly, that made my day.
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 03, 2011, 06:40:12 am
That's a pile of schist. Are you stoned?What a tiny roc. I guess I could call it a pebbl.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Behold! From the most recent adventures of that guy who absolutely must have a slashyspear. Why, yes, I am totally ripping off Shook's style. Thanks for asking.
Post by: skaltum on June 03, 2011, 07:07:55 am
i played as a legendary elvan wrestler who loved to kick, bite and throw the odd *pitcheblende serrated disc* or two
i can across some gobo bandits and promptly threw a disc at them little did i realsise what i set the temperature on pitcheblende to something silly so the goblin exploded as though he had honeothereme 900000 and the other ingredients to a nuclear catsplosion.
my dwarven jack daniels then caught fire and blew my leg off, i then crawled to an archer who was busy herpa derpin and firing arrows that constantly bounced off my Hydra leather thong.
i tore his throat out with my teeth and then was promptly curb stomped by bogey men 5 steps later. yup fml
Post by: Horizon9 on June 03, 2011, 12:40:14 pm
What a tiny roc. I guess I could call it a pebbl.Sigged for cunning linguistics.
Post by: Vic Romano on June 04, 2011, 12:17:33 am
(http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/528/genesis.png)
Post by: StreetPizza on June 04, 2011, 01:18:50 am
Reason I love DeonWonderfully psychotic expression on that last panel there. I might just have to, err, comandeer that for my next comic.
Post by: Rumrusher on June 04, 2011, 02:41:43 am
Reason I love DeonReason I love Darius and Deon
(http://upurs.us/image/27269.jpeg)
Post by: kissa3 on June 04, 2011, 03:00:12 am
Reason I love DeonReason I love Darius and DeonSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Well, that looked more like a gay threesome.
Post by: strongrudder on June 04, 2011, 03:03:03 am
Post by: StreetPizza on June 04, 2011, 04:36:04 am
Sure, it might be a pebbl, but with only two kills to its name, I wasn't really expecting a bouldr.
Post by: DarkHumbug on June 04, 2011, 06:23:21 am
Oh, and I finally thought of a witty response to jaxy15:Fix'd
Sure, it might be a pebbl, but with only two kills to its name, I wasn't really expecting a boulde.
Post by: StreetPizza on June 04, 2011, 06:54:48 am
Post by: kissa3 on June 04, 2011, 08:31:17 am
What was really strange, is that the night creature i went to hunt down, didin't need its legs to run. (?)
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2715/loluz.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/16/loluz.png/)
Post by: Zebrian on June 04, 2011, 05:39:19 pm
(http://i1209.photobucket.com/albums/cc396/zebrianodell/DF-kill.jpg)
Falcon kicked a Starved Monster Groom in the face.
Post by: SuicideJunkie on June 04, 2011, 09:56:27 pm
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Falcon kicked a Starved Monster Groom in the face.Warning: Tavern tales are less heroic than they sound.
(http://imagemodserver.dyndns.org/nick/postedimages/starving_monster.PNG)
Post by: Syreal on June 04, 2011, 11:19:19 pm
L.o.l.
Post by: Nyxalinth on June 05, 2011, 12:28:20 am
But I was going for phonetic accuracy instead of just chopping off the last letter! D:
Yay, I've been sigged!
And this thread is hilarious.
Post by: Tharwen on June 05, 2011, 03:29:27 am
I created a rough steel crossbow wielding dworf (starting weapon steel crossbow, vanilla ftw), but dies after his 1st encounter.
What was really strange, is that the night creature i went to hunt down, didin't need its legs to run. (?)
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2715/loluz.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/16/loluz.png/)
I tend to find bows and crossbows only really work if you have companions to finish off the crippled monsters since they're so useless at actually killing things. Of course, the side-effect of that is that you don't get credited with any kills...
I'm not sure what happened to that night creature though. Maybe it's a legendary hand stander.
Post by: kotekzot on June 05, 2011, 04:17:14 am
Post by: Audioworm333 on June 05, 2011, 12:27:06 pm
I request the drawing of this:
-snip-
Falcon kicked a Starved Monster Groom in the face.
Even though someone already did it, I can't resist. *Begins drawing*
EDIT: Actually, nevermind.
Post by: Nighthawk on June 05, 2011, 04:14:57 pm
You'd think those monsters would take better care of their spouse(s) to be.
Post by: Shook on June 05, 2011, 07:14:10 pm
I request the drawing of this:YARR.
-falcon snip-
Falcon kicked a Starved Monster Groom in the face.
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Delicious bezier curves. Note to self: HATE FEET.
Post by: Zebrian on June 05, 2011, 08:33:54 pm
I lol`d hard at SuicideJunkie`s in particular, I feel cruel now.
... on the other hand, he was not really chained, and he tried to kill me. :P
Post by: Siquo on June 06, 2011, 05:02:58 am
I request the drawing of this:You kicked that mutha in da face!Falcon kicked a Starved Monster Groom in the face.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Vic Romano on June 06, 2011, 12:23:43 pm
New program
Opinions?
Post by: quip on June 06, 2011, 01:57:07 pm
(http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2488/dwarfj.png)Heads a bit small. Other than that very good. What program is it?
New program
Opinions?
(It doesn't matter how you answer that question, my knowledge of image editing/creating software is paint and photoshop. I'm just trying to sound smart.)
Post by: Nighthawk on June 06, 2011, 02:32:31 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Hope you liked it!
Post by: Vic Romano on June 06, 2011, 04:31:40 pm
(http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/923/screenshot20110606at537.png)
Post by: Greiger on June 06, 2011, 04:54:51 pm
Pros: Seems able to do everything the huge expensive programs can do but for free
Cons: Interface rivals DF to image editing noobs. Such as myself.
P.S. My avatar was made in gimp.
Post by: Shook on June 06, 2011, 07:05:18 pm
Oh yeah, almost forgot to compliment on Vic's drawings. Quite nice!
Also, today i learned that the dorfs in my newest fort are INCAPABLE OF MAKING HIGH BOOTS.
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Or maybe they just don't want to. Either way, my singular axedorf must go with exposed shins. :c
Post by: Rumrusher on June 06, 2011, 07:21:11 pm
Deon's genesis mod, and a rare case of bandits falling in love with you for sending zombies nords to kill their leader.
Post by: freeformschooler on June 06, 2011, 07:23:43 pm
(http://img.ie/61541.png)
(http://img.ie/b8061.png)
I CALL IT LOFACE
Post by: jetex1911 on June 06, 2011, 09:25:14 pm
Post by: freeformschooler on June 06, 2011, 09:29:55 pm
Post by: Aramco on June 06, 2011, 09:30:03 pm
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I CALL IT LOFACE
Should that be LOLFACE, or am I missing something here?
Post by: freeformschooler on June 06, 2011, 09:37:29 pm
Plus we already have a LOLFACE. Or LOL guy.
Post by: Aramco on June 06, 2011, 09:41:24 pm
Wait...
No it doesn't. What ever.
When I first started, his chest-thrust pose, almost made sense, but then I got lazy and just copy-pasta'd it.
Post by: penguify on June 06, 2011, 09:48:23 pm
Deon's genesis mod, and a rare case of bandits falling in love with you for sending zombies nords to kill their leader.Care to elaborate?
Post by: Rumrusher on June 06, 2011, 10:11:57 pm
I use Dfusion and custom addons to on it to make zombies then I threw zombies(well teleported) at the bandits and converted the ones who took to much damage to grow my zombie army. the weird thing was the nords all killed the zombies but spared me, so I just gone with the flow and retired to a fort not far from the camp site. I guess vikings like necromancers.Deon's genesis mod, and a rare case of bandits falling in love with you for sending zombies nords to kill their leader.Care to elaborate?
Post by: Vic Romano on June 06, 2011, 10:43:58 pm
Still playing with my new toy
This is what i imagine those night crone things looking like
Post by: Vic Romano on June 07, 2011, 12:04:32 am
Post by: RayesKotrora on June 07, 2011, 03:06:50 am
Edit: Or at least point me in the right direction to a good tutorial of some sort.
Post by: Siquo on June 07, 2011, 03:26:41 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 07, 2011, 11:16:35 am
Post by: freeformschooler on June 07, 2011, 11:41:24 am
This isn't entirely on-topic, but I was just wondering; can any of you teach me the ways of computer-art? I am very artistically talented when it comes to my own hands, but any time I try to do it with any programme over the computer it looks worse than a toddler's colouring book. I used to be good with editing/creating graphic designs in photoshop, but I'm talking about original artwork. I see some really beautiful pieces that some people do but haven't the slightest idea where even to start :(
Edit: Or at least point me in the right direction to a good tutorial of some sort.
Well... I'd say start by downloading GIMP, which is mentioned all the time, and is free. And if you want, I can't teach you how to draw better (this is one of my more recent works (http://img.ie/6a56a.png), I have a feeling your skill far outweighs mine), but I can certainly teach you how to use the program. PM me here, and if you want I'll help you out through that, or on IRC, or through whatever means you deem comfortable.
Also I would just like to say that I would read any political cartoon that Vic Romano draws.
Post by: Axedwarf on June 07, 2011, 04:25:18 pm
MSPAINT TIME!
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yep, I decided to have some fun with my dwarves equipment.
They're all dead now.
Post by: Devling on June 08, 2011, 12:23:06 am
Haha, Shook's comic reminds me that trick I did to my dwarves.To what? Shoe demons? HAHAHA*SNORT*..... heh.... I made a funny...
MSPAINT TIME!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
yep, I decided to have some fun with my dwarves equipment.
They're all dead now.
Post by: Bardum Idith on June 09, 2011, 09:34:08 am
Spoiler: killing an evil bandit overlord (click to show/hide)
Post by: Haspen on June 09, 2011, 09:45:36 am
Spoiler: killing an evil bandit overlord (click to show/hide)
Hahaha, cat-ears xD
Oi! Don't think I forgot about
Post by: A Spoony Bard on June 09, 2011, 07:46:30 pm
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My Fort Died because HFS overran it, so I decided to adventure to it. It was on the other side of the world.
I got there after countless wolves, bogeymen, and goblin ambushes. Then I entered the fortress and was almost immediately one-shotted by HFS.
Also, I am bad at drawing, please excuse that.
Post by: Horizon9 on June 09, 2011, 08:12:11 pm
Well, you know what they say.This actually happened to me once.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
My Fort Died because HFS overran it, so I decided to adventure to it. It was on the other side of the world.
I got there after countless wolves, bogeymen, and goblin ambushes. Then I entered the fortress and was almost immediately one-shotted by HFS.
Also, I am bad at drawing, please excuse that.
It's not the destination, it's the journey.
Post by: ShoesandHats on June 09, 2011, 08:46:31 pm
Post by: Aramco on June 09, 2011, 10:42:55 pm
Where are files saved to on GIMP? I can't find mine.
Um... Wherever you saved them to?
For some reason, GIMP locked up on me half way through, and I had to draw the last two panels in MS Paint. I really liked the way text looks in GIMP, too...
Spoiler: Stupid dodgy bandits (click to show/hide)
This seems to be happening a lot, lately.
Post by: Yoink on June 09, 2011, 10:46:48 pm
What are you, some sort of necromancer? :P
That would be pretty cool, though...
Post by: Aramco on June 10, 2011, 01:27:47 am
I figured me upper-cutting a goblin is a perfectly good way to go about that.
Spoiler: Still not amazing, but at least not stick figures. (click to show/hide)
Post by: UpToShenanigans on June 11, 2011, 01:17:25 am
Basically what my strategy is.
(http://img.ie/6b120.jpg)
Post by: iyaerP on June 11, 2011, 06:41:58 pm
So... yeah.
Basically what my strategy is.
Well yeah. You also get a lot more weapons training out of that strategy than any else on account of making more swings at the target.
Once I have incapped everyone I am fighting, I like to slowly go around the field and spend as much time as possible stabbing off ears, teeth, eyes toes and whathave you so that I can get as many possible blows on each
1: Its more blood for Armok.
2: Skills you up way faster than just headshotting them for a kill.
Post by: Montague on June 11, 2011, 11:14:32 pm
But... now I scribble for a minute or two and quit. I want to make maybe a comic or a panel with 5 human soldiers and my adventurer with his -iron pick- just tearing apart some night creature, prone on the ground in pain, in its lair. An act of retribution justice, which is awesome.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on June 12, 2011, 12:41:47 am
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Post by: Shook on June 12, 2011, 07:02:23 pm
I think we by now can conclude that DF does, in fact, have a schizophrenic temperature system. Standing next to lava is totally fine, but stepping on dragonfired loot will cause immediate immolation? There must be a way to weaponize this. If only you could coax dragons into being living furnaces... (DRAGON SMELTER: SMELTING ORE AND FAT AT LEGENDARY SPEEDS)
Also, dorfen woodcutting.
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That must be why they don't like each other all that much.
Post by: Angry Bob on June 12, 2011, 08:00:16 pm
Post by: Frostbite on June 12, 2011, 10:19:53 pm
Genesis mod
Kobold legendary Wrestler biter thrower and ambusher
Likes: Tearing peoples testicles off with his teeth
Dislikes: Elf's
Started out simple enough, Got the new mod and wanted to test it out.
First animal i came across it did a bite attack for some reason on the sand lions right testicle and tore it away.. I was in shock when i read that
So began his story , The biggest asshole kobold in the world
He sneaks up behind his prey, tears off their testicles with his maw and then proceeds to either leave them in their pain and suffer or pummel them to death with their own jewels (throwing )
Current count "22 elf testicle pairs, some kids
10 or so animals
best adventurer ever.
Post by: TheCoolSideofthePIllow on June 13, 2011, 02:29:50 am
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2lw95l1.jpg)
Post by: Horizon9 on June 14, 2011, 05:57:29 pm
Wait, so your head sailed off in an ark?Urist's Ark, a classic retelling of the story of Urist McNoah, who collected two of every sock and rode out the Great Magma Flood on an *Oak Wood Ark*.
What are you, some sort of necromancer? :P
That would be pretty cool, though...
Post by: Baron Baconeer on June 14, 2011, 06:21:57 pm
Wait, so your head sailed off in an ark?Urist's Ark, a classic retelling of the story of Urist McNoah, who collected two of every sock and rode out the Great Magma Flood on an *Oak Wood Ark*.
What are you, some sort of necromancer? :P
That would be pretty cool, though...
God strikes earth with flood, and Urist McNoah sails off in an ark.
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 14, 2011, 07:20:55 pm
God strikes earth with flood, and Urist McNoah sails off in an ark.Sigged
Post by: Nighthawk on June 14, 2011, 09:39:22 pm
I call it...
Never Insult A Dwarf.
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Post by: minno on June 14, 2011, 10:43:09 pm
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Post by: Mrmac23 on June 15, 2011, 11:15:34 am
We now have a running gag about longnose gars being sentient noses that hover around by breathing making a noise like a bee, and taking over the world by cutting people's noses off to make more of them. SOMEONE HAS TO DRAW THIS.
He also drew himself fighting a Night Creature and spending the entire fight with his legs wrapped around its throat.
Post by: jaxy15 on June 15, 2011, 11:30:23 am
My friend was playing DF for the first time yesterday and without him realising he was attacked by a Longnose Gar. For some reason, it was invisible, and he had no idea what a longnose was.Longnose gars are fishes.
We now have a running gag about longnose gars being sentient noses that hover around by breathing making a noise like a bee, and taking over the world by cutting people's noses off to make more of them. SOMEONE HAS TO DRAW THIS.
He also drew himself fighting a Night Creature and spending the entire fight with his legs wrapped around its throat.
Post by: Mrmac23 on June 15, 2011, 12:06:00 pm
We know now, but we've discussed dropping cages filled with them into the HFS and besieging settlements. And it has been hilarious.My friend was playing DF for the first time yesterday and without him realising he was attacked by a Longnose Gar. For some reason, it was invisible, and he had no idea what a longnose was.Longnose gars are fishes.
We now have a running gag about longnose gars being sentient noses that hover around by breathing making a noise like a bee, and taking over the world by cutting people's noses off to make more of them. SOMEONE HAS TO DRAW THIS.
He also drew himself fighting a Night Creature and spending the entire fight with his legs wrapped around its throat.
Oh, and he killed a honey badger by biting off its front legs then biting the skin off the top of its head, allowing his hammerman (Zylar Bottledemon) to smash its skull in.
Post by: Kicior on June 15, 2011, 01:15:57 pm
Sorry for my bad English.
EDIT: I found screen. The elf was thrown by ear, not by leg.
EDIT2: His (elf's) name was OMG Covacova Otogaotogamefayocova Cova if anyone cares. Can't find Demon's name though.
Post by: RayesKotrora on June 15, 2011, 05:27:37 pm
EDIT2: His (elf's) name was OMG Covacova Otogaotogamefayocova Cova if anyone cares. Can't find Demon's name though.
Punchpunch Badbadbowlagepunch Punch?
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on June 15, 2011, 08:04:25 pm
EDIT2: His (elf's) name was OMG Covacova Otogaotogamefayocova Cova if anyone cares. Can't find Demon's name though.
Punchpunch Badbadbowlagepunch Punch?
Fuckin lol'd
Post by: nacnud22 on June 16, 2011, 03:38:43 am
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Post by: Siquo on June 16, 2011, 03:47:11 am
Try an image-hosting site such as img.ie, imgur, or photobucket or something.
Post by: quip on June 16, 2011, 10:16:58 am
Duncan, you're doing it wrong :)'Cos we can see your file location but nothing else...
Try an image-hosting site such as img.ie, imgur, or photobucket or something.
Post by: Rip0k on June 16, 2011, 04:38:53 pm
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Don't ever try to save people in DF ;p
Post by: TheCoolSideofthePIllow on June 16, 2011, 06:21:37 pm
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You grab The captain by the throat from the side with your right lower arm!
The captain retches.
The Bowmacer bashes The captain in the upper body with his iron bow, but the attack is deflected by The captain's rope reed fiber toga!
You place a chokehold on The captain's throat with Your right lower arm!
You strangle The captain's throat!
The captain passes out.
The Bowmacer bashes The captain in the head with his iron bow, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Omsos Osdaopi, Maceman has been struck down.Post by: Andyfuji on June 16, 2011, 08:48:02 pm
This is what I ended up with:
Urist McElfmurder
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Post by: ......... on June 17, 2011, 11:28:14 am
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Post by: Megaman3321 on June 18, 2011, 06:48:55 pm
Post by: iceball3 on June 18, 2011, 07:41:18 pm
What am I looking at?I think that's an artist depiction of a game of DF, but with a ZALGO tileset.
Post by: Rip0k on June 19, 2011, 05:14:20 am
He also drew himself fighting a Night Creature and spending the entire fight with his legs wrapped around its throat.
Scan It and Post It, Please... 8)
ALSO:
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This is some scary shit.. :o
Post by: ShoesandHats on June 19, 2011, 09:17:03 pm
A random metalsmith was minding his own business, probably making some iron low boots, when the unarmed bee-keeper captain of the guard walked by and punched him in the face, shattering the skull and jamming the brain. No one seemed to mind, though.
Post by: freeformschooler on June 19, 2011, 10:08:29 pm
A random metalsmith was minding his own business, probably making some iron low boots, when the unarmed bee-keeper captain of the guard walked by and punched him in the face, shattering the skull and jamming the brain. No one seemed to mind, though.
(http://img.ie/8c162.png)
and that is how loface acquired his loboots
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Post by: Eric Blank on June 20, 2011, 02:22:07 pm
Post by: Shook on June 20, 2011, 03:38:04 pm
Also, i postulate a hypothesis as to why dorfs get scared of enemies that can't reach them.
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The enemies are making MEAN FACES. D:
Post by: noah22223 on June 20, 2011, 03:59:46 pm
SHOOK. I need moar.
MOAR.
Make moar, or I shall make a MEAN FACE!
Post by: jaxy15 on June 20, 2011, 04:02:20 pm
Post by: jetex1911 on June 23, 2011, 08:33:15 am
Post by: Greiger on June 23, 2011, 08:32:19 pm
Spoiler: Relevant bit from DF Talk 9 Transcript (click to show/hide)
Shook I'm looking at you.
Post by: Flaede on June 23, 2011, 09:01:46 pm
A few DFtalks ago the forums were told to draw something. Though I forget the exact quote it was a thief adventurer who had his legs chopped off for punishment of thievery. Afterwards he performs thevery on horseback, implicating the horse, and getting it's legs chopped off. SO on and so fourth until it is a guy with no legs sitting on top of a horse with no legs, which is also on the back of another horse.Spoiler: Relevant bit from DF Talk 9 Transcript (click to show/hide)
Shook I'm looking at you.
Reading this, I'm tempted to try 'shopping the Yertle the Turtle cover art.
Post by: Shook on June 24, 2011, 04:15:33 pm
And on that bombshell, i present to you a mostly useless guide to silly stickmen.
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Drawn some time ago. :P
Post by: ShoesandHats on June 24, 2011, 06:33:14 pm
EDIT: Whatever. GIMP makes all the lines that I draw all squiggly, like I'm really jittery. I might as well just use paint. The thing is that for some reason paint is all weird with the lines in a different way. Every line that I draw is like 5 inches away from the crosshair. Why is this?
Post by: Sugata-senpai on June 24, 2011, 07:04:34 pm
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This is depicting a doctor that decided to randomly punch in the brains of a Rhesus macaque in a recent fort, I just wish he'd do it to all the other macaques on the map
Post by: freeformschooler on June 24, 2011, 07:28:46 pm
I do apologize, but i've been rather busy celebrating my graduation of high school recently. The entirety of yesterday was spent partying, and today i'm just spent and without creativity. Since there's also celebration inbound tomorrow and sunday, it'll probably be monday before i get to making more. :P
And on that bombshell, i present to you a mostly useless guide to silly stickmen.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Drawn some time ago. :P
(http://img.ie/42ca8.gif)
WILL FREEFORMSCHOOLER SURVIVE THE RIDICULOFORMATION? WILL LOFACE CONFESS TO HIFACE? WILL SHOOK SUE ME FOR BEING TOO MUCH OF A FANBOY? FIND OUT NEXT EPISODE ON
SILLYORBS Q
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Post by: strongrudder on June 24, 2011, 08:38:38 pm
Post by: Nighthawk on June 24, 2011, 10:49:31 pm
Dorfen Rituals!
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How did I do?
Post by: Innominate on June 25, 2011, 12:02:23 am
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For a dwarf, anything less than off-the-walls ecstatic is depressed.
Post by: avantgardisauruss on June 25, 2011, 12:59:35 pm
It´s based on an adventurer of a friend of mine(who also asked me to make this comic for him), at the time he was doing a quest of killing a female bandit leader and her posse of evildoers, so he attacked them but then a pack of ravenous elephants came from out of nowhere and slaughtered all except the bandit leader and him. The leader of the outlaws actually killed few of the elephants with her knife, but got her legs annihilated. After the elephants were all killed or routed, my friend proceeded to strangle the bandit leader, but she stabbed him in the head thus killing him. After about 3 years later in the game, we checked the condition of that bandit from legends and found out she was still alive. :D
... looky here, it appears that i failed with the bulletin board code.
still failin´...
okay, i have uploaded the pic on deviantart, and
a link (http://avantgardisauruss.deviantart.com/#/d3k20y2) is here.
Post by: Taricus on June 25, 2011, 01:04:04 pm
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[spoiler][img=http://kirjasto/kuvat/a comic about dwarf fortress.png][/img][/spoiler]That's how it should be formatted.
Post by: Jalapeño Cheesepuffs on June 25, 2011, 04:12:11 pm
How did I do?
Please consult Rule #2 of the Faceonomicon.
Thank you for your time.
Post by: freeformschooler on June 25, 2011, 04:18:03 pm
Alright, normally I just do silly faces and comics, but making that last comic motivated me to hand-draw each frame from scratch on a 20-frame animation for my newest adventurer. She's swinging a sword or something. Fairly simple, but this is literally the FIRST time I've ever done something like it. Go easy on me now :P
EDIT: Only now do I notice that the sword actually transforms into a fancier sword before being swung. :-[
Post by: quip on June 25, 2011, 04:25:32 pm
(http://img.ie/5b333.gif)Swords are magic like that.
Alright, normally I just do silly faces and comics, but making that last comic motivated me to hand-draw each frame from scratch on a 20-frame animation for my newest adventurer. She's swinging a sword or something. Fairly simple, but this is literally the FIRST time I've ever done something like it. Go easy on me now :P
EDIT: Only now do I notice that the sword actually transforms into a fancier sword before being swung. :-[
Post by: Tsukana on June 25, 2011, 05:21:28 pm
"Yo, look at that chick's sword :: Lol's ::"
"What a peice of crap."
"Oh, look, she's being attacked by goblins."
"This is going to be-"
Crap sword transforms into mastercrafted sword +348498375
"Oh what in the nine blazing hells."
Post by: BodyGripper on June 25, 2011, 07:11:04 pm
Post by: freeformschooler on June 25, 2011, 10:10:11 pm
Spoiler: Idle animation (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: FULLY ANIMATED BATTLE SEQUENCE, also includes transforming sword (click to show/hide)
I don't think 6-panel comics are meant to be animated by me the way I did this one.
Post by: iceball3 on June 25, 2011, 11:36:06 pm
Am I the only one who finds it funny that her pants somehow vanish as she attacks?Spoiler: Idle animation (click to show/hide)Spoiler: FULLY ANIMATED BATTLE SEQUENCE, also includes transforming sword (click to show/hide)
I don't think 6-panel comics are meant to be animated by me the way I did this one.
Post by: Rumrusher on June 26, 2011, 02:12:07 am
the custom reaction needed a consumable reagent I guess.Am I the only one who finds it funny that her pants somehow vanish as she attacks?Spoiler: Idle animation (click to show/hide)Spoiler: FULLY ANIMATED BATTLE SEQUENCE, also includes transforming sword (click to show/hide)
I don't think 6-panel comics are meant to be animated by me the way I did this one.
Being a DF adventurer she sacrifice her pants for having a large blue sword.
the spirit of that goblin laughing at her right now.
Post by: quip on June 26, 2011, 02:34:53 am
Great, she is now naked everytime she swings her sword. What has been seen cannot be unseen.the custom reaction needed a consumable reagent I guess.Am I the only one who finds it funny that her pants somehow vanish as she attacks?Spoiler: Idle animation (click to show/hide)Spoiler: FULLY ANIMATED BATTLE SEQUENCE, also includes transforming sword (click to show/hide)
I don't think 6-panel comics are meant to be animated by me the way I did this one.
Being a DF adventurer she sacrifice her pants for having a large blue sword.
the spirit of that goblin laughing at her right now.
Post by: jaxy15 on June 26, 2011, 02:57:16 am
Post by: Rumrusher on June 26, 2011, 03:09:55 am
she not naked look like she wearing a one part suit and she was just wearing pants on top of it.Great, she is now naked everytime she swings her sword. What has been seen cannot be unseen.the custom reaction needed a consumable reagent I guess.Am I the only one who finds it funny that her pants somehow vanish as she attacks?Spoiler: Idle animation (click to show/hide)Spoiler: FULLY ANIMATED BATTLE SEQUENCE, also includes transforming sword (click to show/hide)
I don't think 6-panel comics are meant to be animated by me the way I did this one.
Being a DF adventurer she sacrifice her pants for having a large blue sword.
the spirit of that goblin laughing at her right now.
this is what she looks like now.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder1/body-suit-adventurer.png)
Post by: Tsukana on June 26, 2011, 04:11:41 am
*Insert hiface*
Post by: automaton on June 26, 2011, 05:12:18 am
Post by: freeformschooler on June 26, 2011, 07:56:12 am
she not naked look like she wearing a one part suit and she was just wearing pants on top of it.
this is what she looks like now.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Haha oh my goodness I didn't even notice that. At the same time, I think that might also happen to the goblin/imp :-\
But yes, everything Rumrusher has ever said is now canon. ANIME SWORD TRANSFORMATIONS BEQUEATH A BODY SUIT
needs more loface
Missing pants and pulsating hair? I think this affords me a DUNCE HAT 2x COMBO
(http://img.ie/c0229.png)
Post by: Yoink on June 26, 2011, 08:13:45 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/yoink86/demondinesondwarf.jpg)
This possibly happens whenever HFS is accidentally breached. :P
EDIT: Urgh, the quality really is yuck. :(
Post by: Rumrusher on June 26, 2011, 08:58:27 am
I was kinda going for she had pants over a body suit this sword transformation needs a reagent of pants so if she upgraded her sword again it cost her the lower half of her body suit -censored image of how that would look- (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder1/sword-cost-pants.png). She needs to keep looting people of their pants if she ever wants to upgrade her sword.she not naked look like she wearing a one part suit and she was just wearing pants on top of it.
this is what she looks like now.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Haha oh my goodness I didn't even notice that. At the same time, I think that might also happen to the goblin/imp :-\
But yes, everything Rumrusher has ever said is now canon. ANIME SWORD TRANSFORMATIONS BEQUEATH A BODY SUITneeds more loface
Missing pants and pulsating hair? I think this affords me a DUNCE HAT 2x COMBO
(http://img.ie/c0229.png)
Post by: freeformschooler on June 26, 2011, 09:37:40 am
I was kinda going for she had pants over a body suit this sword transformation needs a reagent of pants so if she upgraded her sword again it cost her the lower half of her body suit -censored image of how that would look- (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder1/sword-cost-pants.png). She needs to keep looting people of their pants if she ever wants to upgrade her sword.
Yeah, this definitely feels like I'm watching a bad Anime now. Regardless, I attempted to draw this (with implied full body suit, of course)
(http://img.ie/04984.gif)
Post by: Rumrusher on June 26, 2011, 11:49:38 am
I was kinda going for she had pants over a body suit this sword transformation needs a reagent of pants so if she upgraded her sword again it cost her the lower half of her body suit -censored image of how that would look- (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder1/sword-cost-pants.png). She needs to keep looting people of their pants if she ever wants to upgrade her sword.
Yeah, this definitely feels like I'm watching a adventure time episode now. Regardless, I attempted to draw this (with implied full body suit, of course)
(http://img.ie/04984.gif)
she must grab the goblins pants to then buff that sword making my version the third upgrade (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder1/revise-of-the-pant-eating-s.png)(guessing how it doesn't have the defined wings from near the hilt)
still I expect people swinging this sword with those wings. it's impractical and looks like a large zipper.
Post by: jaxy15 on June 26, 2011, 11:56:28 am
it's impractical and looks like a large zipper.Can't unsee.
Post by: Rumrusher on June 26, 2011, 12:02:18 pm
second form has a retractable hilt look at that thing bob up and down. so it's really a retractable spear/sword that feeds on pants. Something that fits so well in DF.it's impractical and looks like a large zipper.Can't unsee.
Post by: freeformschooler on June 26, 2011, 12:02:43 pm
it's impractical and looks like a large zipper.Can't unsee.
OH THE ENTENDRANTIY
second form has a retractable hilt look at that thing bob up and down. so it's really a retractable spear/sword that feeds on pants. Something that fits so well in DF.it's impractical and looks like a large zipper.Can't unsee.
Yeah, it really does. DF is not complete until I can craft a Pantsblade with a regular sword and pants, then craft a Retractopantsblade with a Pantsblade with the lower half of a body suit, then craft a Winged Retractopantsblade that eminates unrealistic blue energy using the former and +goblin pants+.
EDIT: oh, and the adventurer's name is Kira Mightblade.
Post by: Rumrusher on June 26, 2011, 12:09:32 pm
Or have an adventure reaction that magically makes pants that feeds the Pantsblade and your set. Well that's what I would do to cut back on finding pants and ruining a sweet bodysuit.it's impractical and looks like a large zipper.Can't unsee.
OH THE ENTENDRANTIYsecond form has a retractable hilt look at that thing bob up and down. so it's really a retractable spear/sword that feeds on pants. Something that fits so well in DF.it's impractical and looks like a large zipper.Can't unsee.
Yeah, it really does. DF is not complete until I can craft a Pantsblade with a regular sword and pants, then craft a Retractopantsblade with a Pantsblade with the lower half of a body suit, then craft a Winged Retractopantsblade that eminates unrealistic blue energy using the former and +goblin pants+.
Post by: freeformschooler on June 26, 2011, 01:19:08 pm
(http://img.ie/05844.gif)
I'm done with this for now. I have other things to do.
...And her left arm lengthens slightly as she swings. ::)
Post by: tomblifter on June 26, 2011, 01:24:21 pm
One last one, hopefully I'm not polluting this thread with my awful animations:
(http://img.ie/05844.gif)
I'm done with this for now. I have other things to do.
...And her left arm lengthens slightly as she swings. ::)
Magic swords that increase arm length!
Post by: kissa3 on June 26, 2011, 01:57:55 pm
One last one, hopefully I'm not polluting this thread with my awful animations:
(http://img.ie/05844.gif)
I'm done with this for now. I have other things to do.
...And her left arm lengthens slightly as she swings. ::)
Horrific mutations occur upon using a Demon forge sword:
1. Pants may disintegrate.
2. Body parts may lengthen.
3. ???
4. You're a demon now.
Post by: quip on June 26, 2011, 02:10:31 pm
Horrific mutations occur upon using a Demon forge sword:Don't worry, you still get to keep your sweet sword!
1. Pants may disintegrate.
2. Body parts may lengthen.
3. ???
4. You're a demon now.
Post by: Rumrusher on June 26, 2011, 03:30:00 pm
because you are the sweet sword!Horrific mutations occur upon using a Demon forge sword:Don't worry, you still get to keep your sweet sword!
1. Pants may disintegrate.
2. Body parts may lengthen.
3. ???
4. You're a demon now.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder1/Pantobus.png)
hope you don't mind if I place your recent sword behind your recractopantsword
Kira Mightblade now the "Pant Maiden" is a Pantobus which feeds on pants to increase her Telekinetic powers.
Post by: freeformschooler on June 26, 2011, 03:34:46 pm
Goodness this is all so silly.
Post by: Rumrusher on June 26, 2011, 04:57:15 pm
Oh yeah use Dfusion to race change into the new modded in creature class and use a modify version of my carry command that holds the person in place.
Or just say she wearing a biosuit that grants her telekinetic abilities and mod in a suit that takes in a reagent of one winged Rectractopantsblade and converts it into a costume and use a custom modify version of my carry command for dfusion to hold a person in place.
Post by: freeformschooler on June 26, 2011, 05:17:33 pm
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Kira Mightblade now the "Pant Maiden" is a Pantobus which feeds on pants to increase her Telekinetic powers.
Goodness gracious that is an amazing image. How do you draw it anyway? Photoshop? +Tablet?
Post by: Rumrusher on June 26, 2011, 06:01:50 pm
photoshop + one of those screen tablets but mostly years of studying anatomy and 1 day of reading shook's guideSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Kira Mightblade now the "Pant Maiden" is a Pantobus which feeds on pants to increase her Telekinetic powers.
Goodness gracious that is an amazing image. How do you draw it anyway? Photoshop? +Tablet?
listening to "I can't SLAM it! (Dark Jam Rising)" helps for the mood of the picture.
"5 Pants stock with level 3 Stance factor she could crush Bronze Colossi with ease."
Post by: noah22223 on June 26, 2011, 06:17:32 pm
Post by: freeformschooler on June 26, 2011, 06:59:19 pm
I am detecting a distinct lack of Shook. Pressing self-destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2...
Let me help you fill the void.
(http://img.ie/445b9.png)
Post by: BCPowers on June 26, 2011, 09:46:15 pm
Post by: em312s0n on June 26, 2011, 10:48:11 pm
I am detecting a distinct lack of Shook. Pressing self-destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2...
Let me help you fill the void.
(http://img.ie/445b9.png)
lol i detect a hint of "marvelous misadventures of flapjack" humor here
funny
Post by: BCPowers on June 27, 2011, 12:21:12 am
Don't know how many it will take but there should be quit a few coming up.
Spoiler: How I Start Adventures Part 1 (click to show/hide)
Edit: Forget more panels. The project ended up being more than I could handle with my short attention span. I still think the first one is kinda funny.
Post by: iceball3 on June 27, 2011, 01:42:18 am
(http://i.imgur.com/XCN8f.png)
Post by: BCPowers on June 27, 2011, 03:27:01 am
You pick up the Pena Brotherreward's human blood with your right hand.
The spinning Pena Brotherreward's human blood laced with Jathbi Bothereddrunken's human blood strikes The Presser in the upper body, bruising the muscle, jamming the left false rib through the hearts and tearing apart the heart!
A major artery in the heart has been opened by the attack!
The Pena Brotherreward's human blood laced with Jathbi Bothereddrunken's human blood has lodged firmly in the wound!
Edit: Here is another interesting one that just happened.
You pick up the Pena Agerakel's corpse with your right hand.
The spinning Pena Agerakel's corpse strikes The Pump Operator in the upper body, bruising the muscle, jamming the left true rib through the right lung and tearing apart the right lung!
The Pump Operator is having more trouble breathing!
The Pena Agerakel's corpse has lodged firmly in the wound!
Post by: GabrielSev on June 27, 2011, 04:34:46 pm
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg27/colin8seven/DwarfFartress.png)
Post by: Rumrusher on June 27, 2011, 09:05:04 pm
This was actually dwarf fortress mode but still.so you stuck an adventurer on your fort and flip over to fort mode right?
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg27/colin8seven/DwarfFartress.png)
Post by: Neonivek on June 27, 2011, 09:09:32 pm
Post by: freeformschooler on June 27, 2011, 09:26:14 pm
This is starting to get too far... I can't even understand some of these comics because the art is becoming abstract.
Sorry, dear gentleman, but that's probably because you just can't keep our with our cool.
Post by: Neonivek on June 27, 2011, 09:28:16 pm
WHY YES I'LL HAVE A CUP OF LOFACE WITH THAT RUM.This is starting to get too far... I can't even understand some of these comics because the art is becoming abstract.
Sorry, dear gentleman, but that's probably because you just can't keep our with our cool.
Given that one of the characters looks like a catlike masterchief... I guess not
Post by: Greiger on June 27, 2011, 09:31:11 pm
Post by: GabrielSev on June 27, 2011, 11:34:22 pm
Post by: ......... on June 28, 2011, 12:18:48 am
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Wy18sPuTjgU/TgljZtMAiRI/AAAAAAAAAT0/hm2MFtnH954/s1600/warrior-merchant%2Bin%2Ba%2Bdress.PNG)
Post by: ShoesandHats on June 28, 2011, 12:42:45 am
Post by: ......... on June 28, 2011, 01:06:53 am
?
Pretty much exclusively mspaint for these.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: GabrielSev on June 28, 2011, 01:41:47 am
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Post by: noah22223 on June 28, 2011, 03:41:17 am
Post by: freeformschooler on June 28, 2011, 08:24:11 am
........., Your art scares me.
His/her art is inspirational to me. It's like nonsensical art. It's beautiful.
Post by: IpunchFaces on June 28, 2011, 01:09:07 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: iceball3 on June 28, 2011, 01:23:29 pm
I follow in Shook's brave handsteps. Based on a real adventure.Heh, this made me laugh.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, Kira Mightblade needs more love, I'll draw something of her in a bit.
Post by: strongrudder on June 29, 2011, 12:15:03 am
Post by: ......... on June 29, 2011, 11:05:22 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sMTroGIIpKU/TPRF_xHJjBI/AAAAAAAAAP8/gJI5NNrZV7I/s1600/morning+floory.gif)
Post by: Gatleos on June 29, 2011, 11:23:51 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sMTroGIIpKU/TPRF_xHJjBI/AAAAAAAAAP8/gJI5NNrZV7I/s1600/morning+floory.gif)
A bat hanging upside down in the foreground watches two mice standing in a vaguely phallic forest clearing during an earthquake. One of the mice was stunned by the sudden earthquake, and is currently flashing with Mercy Invincibility (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MercyInvincibility). How did I do?
...This is a Rorschach Test, right?
Post by: Yoink on June 29, 2011, 11:28:06 pm
Post by: Gatleos on June 29, 2011, 11:30:38 pm
To me, it looks like the death-throes of a dwarf who's just had his skull jammed through his brain by a forgotten beast... Hence the spasming eye. :PHoly shit, I didn't even think to look at it upside down!
......... IS A GENIUS
Post by: RayesKotrora on June 30, 2011, 06:00:48 pm
To me, it looks like the death-throes of a dwarf who's just had his skull jammed through his brain by a forgotten beast... Hence the spasming eye. :PHoly shit, I didn't even think to look at it upside down!
......... IS A GENIUS
I viewed it as it wearing a helmet.
Post by: Kilroy the Grand on June 30, 2011, 07:30:46 pm
this is what happens everytime I start. Every. Single. Time.
Post by: RayesKotrora on June 30, 2011, 09:02:46 pm
Shook-style.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11632955/Pictures/YouHaveMyAxe2.png)
That line always made me lol in my head.
Post by: Greiger on June 30, 2011, 09:09:39 pm
It might be able to be cropped down to fit, but I never messed with the image sigs myself so I'm unaware of how to go about doing it.
Post by: Shook on July 01, 2011, 04:24:45 pm
Also, cross-post.
(http://i.imgur.com/3LSr3.png)
You've probably seen it in the Combat Strategies thread. :P (OH YES YOUR HEAD GROWS TO TWICE THE ORIGINAL SIZE WHEN PUNCHED, PROVE ME WRONG)
Post by: malvado on July 01, 2011, 06:46:00 pm
I was running around clearing areas for my fellow countrymen and I figured it wouldnt hurt too much to get a little bit of sleep before night hit , due to a small hour miscalculation Boogeymen came, then one hit killed my character :-( , I have to honestly say they make me pretty sad they are so DAMN effective at what they do. (Legendary Peasant with legendary armor, dodge and shield skills , darn good weapon skills and strong enough to lift an ox).
Oh well, she probably deserved it for not bringing companions (trying solo adventures).
Post by: ......... on July 02, 2011, 02:12:22 am
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-83dDjUlGItI/Tg4zpLFfnTI/AAAAAAAAAUI/c6_5TUF_dXc/s1600/story.PNG)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0RZNjrDZ0M8/Tg4uc2_6GjI/AAAAAAAAAUA/AUiaWRnvtLQ/s1600/interior.PNG)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0RZNjrDZ0M8/Tg4uc2_6GjI/AAAAAAAAAUA/AUiaWRnvtLQ/s1600/interior.PNG)
Post by: Vic Romano on July 03, 2011, 03:19:19 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: quip on July 03, 2011, 04:15:52 am
I loved the facial expression in that comic.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Shook on July 03, 2011, 10:21:03 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This is a knork. (http://www.kitchencontraptions.com/images/KNORK%20single%20pkg.jpg)
Post by: Greiger on July 03, 2011, 10:56:39 am
Post by: A Spoony Bard on July 03, 2011, 11:15:37 am
Somebody now needs to invent the Spnork and all the world's issues will be solved. World peace for all.It would actually be quite simple, really.
Just make a spork in which one edge of it has the dull blade of a kitchen knife.
Post by: Shook on July 03, 2011, 11:23:16 am
In other news, i'm heading for Sweden tomorrow, so it'll probably be a couple of weeks of inactivity at that point. Just sayin'.
Post by: Haspen on July 03, 2011, 11:28:29 am
In other news, i'm heading for Sweden tomorrow, so it'll probably be a couple of weeks of inactivity at that point. Just sayin'.
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *and so on*
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 03, 2011, 11:50:33 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Long story short: I went to kill a Groom of somethingoranother, and before I could get home in time for nappin's, I was beset upon by Bogeymen.
I evaded them by colliding in to them. Every last one. I ended up with a crushed hand and fell unconscious pretty much right as the day began.
Post by: MrShmoopy on July 03, 2011, 02:53:20 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ......... on July 03, 2011, 05:57:54 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/NUtlq.png)
"beware of bogeymen,
don't sleep outdoors"
:(
"beware of bogeymen,
don't sleep outdoors"
:(
Post by: Elaxter on July 04, 2011, 11:07:19 am
Its true! Got revenge on the bastard too, after about 3 tries.
Post by: Elaxter on July 04, 2011, 11:25:06 am
First comic here, huh.
(sorry in advance for my crappy writing...looks like shit)Always found it funny how I always end up collecting a massive amount of weapons. All for throwing naturally.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You win.....
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL (What I did in real life)
Post by: freeformschooler on July 04, 2011, 11:33:57 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Long story short: I went to kill a Groom of somethingoranother, and before I could get home in time for nappin's, I was beset upon by Bogeymen.
I evaded them by colliding in to them. Every last one. I ended up with a crushed hand and fell unconscious pretty much right as the day began.
I'm in love with your style. Make comics forever kthx
Post by: Elaxter on July 04, 2011, 02:03:12 pm
Nope... (true story)
Post by: ......... on July 05, 2011, 06:47:14 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WhL-zqS7sjQ/ThOhY_sQfOI/AAAAAAAAAVA/kfG58pb36yk/s1600/adventure.PNG)
thus is a feral psionicist waiting to be put into the game
thus is a feral psionicist waiting to be put into the game
Post by: Foamy on July 05, 2011, 06:53:14 pm
thus is a feral psionicist waiting to be put into the game
I love you and everything that you draw.
Post by: Yoink on July 05, 2011, 07:57:47 pm
Post by: dweller on July 06, 2011, 09:25:09 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Neonivek on July 07, 2011, 01:04:38 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Long story short: I went to kill a Groom of somethingoranother, and before I could get home in time for nappin's, I was beset upon by Bogeymen.
I evaded them by colliding in to them. Every last one. I ended up with a crushed hand and fell unconscious pretty much right as the day began.
I'm in love with your style. Make comics forever kthx
Personally I think it would be more funny if his Shoulder make a caulking (or however you spell it...) noise like he was loading a shotgun.
Post by: TheCoolSideofthePIllow on July 07, 2011, 12:44:54 pm
Post by: ......... on July 07, 2011, 05:43:36 pm
I have a group of peasants, all are injured just like me, and we went to kill a forest titan. We get to the shrine and I'm looking for it, but before I see it, our Cook slashed it in the lower body with his copper slicing knife and ripped the titan in half, on his first attack :O
dibs
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sMTroGIIpKU/TGp2yI0YVSI/AAAAAAAAALE/D8opcsyYfhc/s1600/press.gif)(http://i34.tinypic.com/103wuoh.jpg)
Post by: Neonivek on July 07, 2011, 05:45:43 pm
Post by: ......... on July 07, 2011, 05:46:47 pm
Post by: Angel Of Death on July 07, 2011, 05:56:36 pm
Not a fan ......... not a fan.I'm not, either :(
Post by: Rumrusher on July 07, 2011, 06:09:16 pm
Post by: Yoink on July 07, 2011, 06:13:34 pm
Post by: ......... on July 07, 2011, 06:28:05 pm
http://www.tinyurl.com/shwirlldtr (http://www.tinyurl.com/shwirlldtr)
appreciate also the dwarfy mechanisms!
appreciate also the dwarfy mechanisms!
Post by: Detonate on July 07, 2011, 06:34:32 pm
Post by: ......... on July 07, 2011, 07:18:05 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ph3hdWxg1-c/ThZKRVtXXvI/AAAAAAAAAWI/cGqRfBTjeQI/s1600/the%2Bcook%2Bslaying%2Ba%2Bforest%2Btitan%2Bbeside%2Bthe%2Bholy%2Bshrine%2Bas%2Bsome%2Bcompanions%2Bwatch%2Bfrom%2Ba%2Bdistance.PNG)
I have a group of peasants, all are injured just like me, and we went to kill a forest titan. We get to the shrine and I'm looking for it, but before I see it, our Cook slashed it in the lower body with his copper slicing knife and ripped the titan in half, on his first attack :O
Post by: freeformschooler on July 07, 2011, 07:19:50 pm
Post by: Detonate on July 07, 2011, 07:32:59 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
EDIT: I really do have a long way to go, compare with the other comics. But it was my first and I wasn't using Paint. I can't figure out how to make text on Gimp though, as when I do it won't allow me to draw afterwards.
Post by: Yoink on July 07, 2011, 07:49:34 pm
And ....., that boss battle scene... wow, I just love the scenery. 10/10
Post by: freeformschooler on July 07, 2011, 08:23:00 pm
World of Dwarfcraft
Dwuild Wars
Mapdorf Story
etc.
Spoiler: Intro (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: #1: Stealing (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: #2: Quests (click to show/hide)
EDIT: swell first gimp comic, wait edit2 i mean detonate
Post by: Detonate on July 07, 2011, 10:21:30 pm
I'm going to conquer the world with this little guy, Sathrel Mouthfloor.
Part I:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This post will be updated with more images soon.
Post by: Deadly Lamarr on July 07, 2011, 11:19:50 pm
It's pretty unique among the DF art I've seen. Dada DF is a good way to put it.
Post by: Innominate on July 07, 2011, 11:59:17 pm
I really like your work, Nine Dots. Please don't stop.Personally I prefer the term "Nightmare Fuel".
It's pretty unique among the DF art I've seen. Dada DF is a good way to put it.
Post by: Aramco on July 08, 2011, 02:41:43 am
As we all know, macemen are pretty useless. Their job can be done in a more efficient way by hammermen. Peasants are quite worthless tot, they're only sent to kill night creatures as eating them appeases them. Not any more.
I'm going to conquer the world with this little guy, Sathrel Mouthfloor.
Part I:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This post will be updated with more images soon.
Good job using actual text this time. No offense, but I could barely read it last time.
Post by: Neonivek on July 08, 2011, 02:58:40 am
Post by: em312s0n on July 08, 2011, 03:22:02 am
http://www.tinyurl.com/shwirlldtr (http://www.tinyurl.com/shwirlldtr)
appreciate also the dwarfy mechanisms!
is it a loom? i find your art very cryptic and really mesmerizing to look at
Post by: Kastrol Aslaasri on July 08, 2011, 09:01:35 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And that was the last time that I used a famale character.
Bonus:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
PD: English is not my first languaje, sorry =(
Post by: Neonivek on July 08, 2011, 09:03:09 pm
Uhhh... are you sure that is exactly what you were doing to the horse?
Post by: Rumrusher on July 08, 2011, 10:01:20 pm
or be an elf.
Post by: freeformschooler on July 08, 2011, 10:35:18 pm
Post by: Yoink on July 08, 2011, 10:53:43 pm
Post by: Aramco on July 08, 2011, 11:31:53 pm
Alright, so my scanner didn't work. I guess several years of dust messes with the scanning-bits, or something. Especially since I didn't bother to dust it off.
Anyway... In lieu of a scanner, I just took pictures with my phone. Deal with it.
Spoiler: That's right, bandits do label their shirts. (click to show/hide)
In short, I modded goblins to have a breath attack. Not a good idea. Luckily, drawing helmets on everyone because you can't draw half-decent hair is acceptable in a combat setting.
Post by: Nasikabatrachus on July 09, 2011, 12:43:58 am
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How embarrassing.
This is freaking awesome. So awesome. I love the smoke rising in the distance. At first I thought what, does adventuring cause random explosions or something? But then I realized how often my combat ends with me burning a bunch of trees and I had a good laugh.
I really like your work, Nine Dots. Please don't stop.Personally I prefer the term "Nightmare Fuel".
It's pretty unique among the DF art I've seen. Dada DF is a good way to put it.
Nine Dots' work, especially the cook killing the Titan scene, reminds me of Goya's Saturn Eating His Son. Speaking of Nightmare Fuel:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Which, come to think of it, is not unlike the Red Demon Devouring Two Lions:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Thank you, art history classes, for allowing me to appreciate silly stuff on the Internet.
Post by: Deadly Lamarr on July 09, 2011, 04:10:44 am
I really like your work, Nine Dots. Please don't stop.Personally I prefer the term "Nightmare Fuel".
It's pretty unique among the DF art I've seen. Dada DF is a good way to put it.
Nine Dots' work, especially the cook killing the Titan scene, reminds me of Goya's Saturn Eating His Son. Speaking of Nightmare Fuel:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
...
Thank you, art history classes, for allowing me to appreciate silly stuff on the Internet.
I totally stole "Dada DF" from Rumrusher. Sadly, almost everything I know about Dada comes from Grant Morrison's run of Doom Patrol. Speaking of which, there are parts of that which art history classes may add a layer of appreciation to.
I have previously seen that painting due to my old interest in Greek and Roman mythology, though.
Post by: Detonate on July 09, 2011, 05:00:03 pm
As we all know, macemen are pretty useless. Their job can be done in a more efficient way by hammermen. Peasants are quite worthless tot, they're only sent to kill night creatures as eating them appeases them. Not any more.
I'm going to conquer the world with this little guy, Sathrel Mouthfloor.
Part I:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This post will be updated with more images soon.
Good job using actual text this time. No offense, but I could barely read it last time.
None taken, I agree that the writing was shit. Freeform taught me how to actually use layers. I'm going to try to play some tonight and get some drawingsdone, but Cataclysm and Syteam sales are not a good combination for people trying to use their time.
Post by: RAKninja on July 09, 2011, 09:57:00 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And that was the last time that I used a famale character.
Bonus:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
PD: English is not my first languaje, sorry =(
i love how the horse looks like Mr. horse in the classic "no sir, i didnt like it" pose in the last panel.
also ........., dont ever stop. you manage to convey the entire "gist" of the adventure with one "cryptic" image. i love the "incomplete" ones, such as the townsman giving out a night creature quest a few pages back. gives it the feeling that "the art is not finished because the adventure is not either".
Post by: Elaxter on July 10, 2011, 12:44:48 am
I have a drawing request here.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Shook-like drawing! :D
(http://yourimg.in/m/w65m84i.JPG)
Post by: Aramco on July 10, 2011, 12:51:39 am
I have a drawing request here.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Shook-like drawing! :DSpoiler (click to show/hide)
...
I think the idea was how many times he hit it in the head before it fell.
Post by: Elaxter on July 10, 2011, 01:09:59 am
I have a drawing request here.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Shook-like drawing! :DSpoiler (click to show/hide)
...
I think the idea was how many times he hit it in the head before it fell.
Oh.. But it's still funny.
Post by: Elaxter on July 10, 2011, 01:30:28 am
Spoiler: Another Shook-like comic. Tall! (click to show/hide)
Dang Titans!
Post by: Foamy on July 10, 2011, 08:44:29 am
also ........., dont ever stop. you manage to convey the entire "gist" of the adventure with one "cryptic" image. i love the "incomplete" ones, such as the townsman giving out a night creature quest a few pages back. gives it the feeling that "the art is not finished because the adventure is not either".
You cant go in and analyse them. You have to just appreciate them in a very simple way while trying to put yourself in a similar mindset as the artist. To try and see everything through his eyes, and there you will find nirvana.
Post by: freeformschooler on July 10, 2011, 10:08:52 am
(http://img.ie/74016.gif)
Post by: Elaxter on July 10, 2011, 11:47:43 am
First time playing Adventure Mode and....
Spoiler: Another Comic? (click to show/hide)
Post by: Nighthawk on July 10, 2011, 02:12:51 pm
I don't really get your comics.
First time playing Adventure Mode and....Spoiler: Another Comic? (click to show/hide)
They don't really have a punchline... and we already know what it's like to play Dwarf Fortress for the first time - we've all done it.
Post by: Eric Blank on July 10, 2011, 02:17:05 pm
I suppose it could use a little more emphasis, though.
Post by: freeformschooler on July 10, 2011, 08:12:02 pm
(http://img.ie/184c3.png)
Post by: Nighthawk on July 10, 2011, 09:38:26 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/QLJQ1.png)
This isn't an actual adventure - just me making fun of the fact that DF's body part system could end up being quite... ridiculous.
Post by: BCPowers on July 10, 2011, 11:14:01 pm
(http://i922.photobucket.com/albums/ad61/brian_c_powers/Shook-styleActionGIF.gif)
Post by: Rumrusher on July 11, 2011, 01:14:26 am
Goblin invasion! Shook-style. Also there's a BC.what that in the distance? (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder2/pantobus-is-back.png)
(http://img.ie/184c3.png)
Post by: iFreshco on July 11, 2011, 03:27:40 am
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Post by: Angel Of Death on July 11, 2011, 04:13:33 am
Post by: iFreshco on July 11, 2011, 04:25:23 am
Post by: freeformschooler on July 11, 2011, 07:50:51 am
what that in the distance? (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder2/pantobus-is-back.png)
Yes.
YES.
edit:
20 Frame Shook-style Action GIFSpoiler (click to show/hide)
haha holy snap that is great man
Post by: dwarfhoplite on July 11, 2011, 09:12:12 am
http://postimage.org/image/2ui8vachw/ (http://postimage.org/image/2ui8vachw/)
http://postimage.org/image/2yy5idrs4/ (http://postimage.org/image/2yy5idrs4/)
Post by: ......... on July 11, 2011, 11:04:33 am
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cjjLxry83g4/ThsXF4glaWI/AAAAAAAAAXg/mVAvBzc9CXc/s1600/cliff+house+tavern+and+meeting.PNG)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GrNbk97ydcs/ThseGBsbMwI/AAAAAAAAAX0/-yFYtj4I5Os/s1600/haunted%2Bfarmhouse.PNG)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GrNbk97ydcs/ThseGBsbMwI/AAAAAAAAAX0/-yFYtj4I5Os/s1600/haunted%2Bfarmhouse.PNG)
Post by: iceball3 on July 11, 2011, 11:22:57 am
what that in the distance? (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder2/pantobus-is-back.png)Affiliate guardian angel (demon) of Kira Mightblade, the pantobus again!
I really wish I could draw with any degree of okayness, so I could draw Kira Mightblade, the pants sacrificer herself.
Post by: freeformschooler on July 11, 2011, 12:43:18 pm
Affiliate guardian angel (demon) of Kira Mightblade, the pantobus again!
I really wish I could draw with any degree of okayness, so I could draw Kira Mightblade, the pants sacrificer herself.
You're saying this about a character who was created by a guy who can't draw.
Post by: iceball3 on July 11, 2011, 12:57:55 pm
Fixed. Serious.Affiliate guardian angel (demon) of Kira Mightblade, the pantobus again!
I really wish I could draw with any degree of okayness, so I could draw Kira Mightblade, the pants sacrificer herself.
You're saying this about a character who was created by a guy lies about his ability to draw.
Post by: freeformschooler on July 11, 2011, 01:00:44 pm
Fixed. Serious.Affiliate guardian angel (demon) of Kira Mightblade, the pantobus again!
I really wish I could draw with any degree of okayness, so I could draw Kira Mightblade, the pants sacrificer herself.
You're saying this about a character who was created by a guy lies about his ability to draw.
I DO Nokay you got me. *ESCAPES*
Post by: iceball3 on July 11, 2011, 01:45:04 pm
RETURN AND DRAW SOMETHING, ERIC, YOUR FANS DEMAND IT.Fixed. Serious.Affiliate guardian angel (demon) of Kira Mightblade, the pantobus again!
I really wish I could draw with any degree of okayness, so I could draw Kira Mightblade, the pants sacrificer herself.
You're saying this about a character who was created by a guy lies about his ability to draw.
I DO Nokay you got me. *ESCAPES*
Post by: freeformschooler on July 11, 2011, 02:07:55 pm
RETURN AND DRAW SOMETHING, ERIC, YOUR FANS DEMAND IT.Fixed. Serious.Affiliate guardian angel (demon) of Kira Mightblade, the pantobus again!
I really wish I could draw with any degree of okayness, so I could draw Kira Mightblade, the pants sacrificer herself.
You're saying this about a character who was created by a guy lies about his ability to draw.
I DO Nokay you got me. *ESCAPES*
GAZE UPON THE GLORY OF KIRA "EXTREMELYLONGHAIR" MIGHTBLADE
(http://img.ie/a5a99.png)
(just because I lie about drawing doesn't mean I know how to draw people)
edit: who's eric
Post by: Jimlad11 on July 11, 2011, 02:50:32 pm
Post by: ......... on July 11, 2011, 05:34:08 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--xUHb1jFGX0/Tht6Bg6q98I/AAAAAAAAAYE/iIqvPtKKVEI/s1600/mermaid.PNG)
Post by: JohnieRWilkins on July 11, 2011, 05:45:14 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ......... on July 11, 2011, 06:00:05 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-shwCrYTDptY/Tht_cCSfX2I/AAAAAAAAAYM/a7hp_DweHqc/s1600/siblings.PNG)
Post by: iceball3 on July 11, 2011, 06:12:37 pm
GAZE UPON THE GLORY OF KIRA "EXTREMELYLONGHAIR" MIGHTBLADEYES.
(http://img.ie/a5a99.png)
(just because I lie about drawing doesn't mean I know how to draw people)
This is amazing.
If it wasn't such an irritating thing to do, I'd be begging you to make a webcomic about her and doing stuff.
I dunno who Eric is.Quoteedit: who's eric
I think it's a Magneto/Professor Xavier reference. Or at least I hope it is. If it isn't I have just made myself look like a fool. 8)
Post by: Jimlad11 on July 11, 2011, 06:40:57 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 12, 2011, 07:22:28 am
I couldn't help but post this. The moment I saw that intro text, I could no longer see it as anything else but a story about an adventuress in DF-verse... which is pretty unsettling if you consider where the image is actually from.
Spoiler: potentially NSFW depending on where you work (click to show/hide)
Post by: Rumrusher on July 12, 2011, 07:26:40 am
Post by: noah22223 on July 12, 2011, 08:03:19 am
Blue opal soon find out she walk into another hut filled with animals.Ones who do terrible, terrible things to women.
And put magnet lock on there doors.
Post by: Rumrusher on July 12, 2011, 08:15:26 am
buy terrible terrible things to women you mean the only kind Dwarf fortress is only capable of doing due to lack of reproductive organs and reproductive organs that work ingame (because every one that doesn't lay eggs use spores to breed).Blue opal soon find out she walk into another hut filled with animals.Ones who do terrible, terrible things to women.
And put magnet lock on there doors.
horribly leaving you cripple by beating you to to a coma with your legs or some other gruesome act of violence.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 12, 2011, 08:23:43 am
Mods.buy terrible terrible things to women you mean the only kind Dwarf fortress is only capable of doing due to lack of reproductive organs and reproductive organs that work ingame (because every one that doesn't lay eggs use spores to breed).Blue opal soon find out she walk into another hut filled with animals.Ones who do terrible, terrible things to women.
And put magnet lock on there doors.
horribly leaving you cripple by beating you to to a coma with your legs or some other gruesome act of violence.
edit: on second thought, I'll leave that screenshot out of here.
Post by: Angel Of Death on July 12, 2011, 08:33:25 am
Babies, children, same thing.
YOU LIE!
The babies are more fun to kill!
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 12, 2011, 08:43:45 am
Post by: Angel Of Death on July 12, 2011, 08:51:44 am
How about killing children with thrown babies?Dead babies or living babies?
Post by: Rumrusher on July 12, 2011, 08:56:52 am
EVEN WITH MODS I just don't see how in Dwarf fortress coding these limbs are nothing more than arms, tumors, tails with someone passing them off as reproductive organs with imagination.Mods.buy terrible terrible things to women you mean the only kind Dwarf fortress is only capable of doing due to lack of reproductive organs and reproductive organs that work ingame (because every one that doesn't lay eggs use spores to breed).Blue opal soon find out she walk into another hut filled with animals.Ones who do terrible, terrible things to women.
And put magnet lock on there doors.
horribly leaving you cripple by beating you to to a coma with your legs or some other gruesome act of violence.
edit: on second thought, I'll leave that screenshot out of here.
unless you mean someone would make an utility that would flip the pregnancy timer and knock up a creature only if they where injected?
then I would say that could be a horrible terrible act, though no one would even try that and the only person I know who would get close to that it would be...
Me for cross breeding a cat with a female dwarf (to see if adventures can breed), doing so now would just lead to hideous monsters that you can't look into their details with out breaking the game.
Though from my off and on studies the only way to reach pure (night)monster levels is if you kidnap and race change either the kidnapped or the kidnapper then wait for Stockholm to kick in.
You may have to find and kill the spouse to clean relationship ties so that they don't go and plop out Mcworried Husband's son in a damp cave you made with dead bodies.
though have any one ever use their son's corpse to bash their mother's face in?
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 12, 2011, 09:42:42 am
...reproductive organs with imagination...
Hehehe.
Anyway, with the new interaction-events and symptoms coming in the new version, it's not much of a stretch towards "equipment"-assisted pregnancy being emergently possible within the engine. As a combat mechanic, no less. Suddenly the whole thing starts to look like FATAL...
Also, I believe it's time to rerail the thread. Anyone got a drawing to submit?
Post by: noah22223 on July 12, 2011, 09:44:02 am
DEAL WITH IT.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on July 12, 2011, 09:52:53 am
Post by: em312s0n on July 12, 2011, 10:02:32 am
Somebody already did that, and I believe the ToadyOne struck it down like the fist of God, so it might not be a good idea to discuss it too much. ^^; I'm not going to say anything further myself because I like not being banned. >.>
NO! dont even mention that in here! toady might delete this thread!
Post by: Rumrusher on July 12, 2011, 10:09:15 am
This happen when I was messing around with the item flags and I got a stuck in with an adamantine axe.
I change the axe to be on fire and the poor bandit leader end up smoking for a few seconds before bursting into a red mist with the words.
"Bandit leader has melted"
Weird thing is the axe stop being on fire and nothing was ablaze so I guess if you could boil the blood stream and vaporize people.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on July 12, 2011, 10:10:21 am
NO! dont even mention that in here! toady might delete this thread!
Pretty much what I was trying to tell everyone else, yeah. :-\
@Rumrusher: Thanks for getting us back on-topic. ^^
Post by: ......... on July 12, 2011, 02:39:33 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dQEUHKJ7kds/Thx1RTKvjsI/AAAAAAAAAYk/IWh9RqVzcGo/s1600/hermit.PNG)
Post by: BCPowers on July 12, 2011, 04:32:01 pm
Post by: freeformschooler on July 12, 2011, 06:13:59 pm
Spoiler: spoiler'd for long (click to show/hide)
This comic is even better if you read "water my petunias" as an unusual euphemism.
Post by: Neonivek on July 12, 2011, 06:33:23 pm
Post by: Nighthawk on July 12, 2011, 09:09:15 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: freeformschooler on July 12, 2011, 09:22:56 pm
"say what"
the best.
Post by: Nighthawk on July 12, 2011, 10:15:26 pm
So I said to myself, "Let me Google that for me."
And I did.
And I laughed at your comic for a second time.
Bravo.
Post by: Elaxter on July 12, 2011, 11:00:27 pm
I don't really get your comics.
First time playing Adventure Mode and....Spoiler: Another Comic? (click to show/hide)
They don't really have a punchline... and we already know what it's like to play Dwarf Fortress for the first time - we've all done it.
you haz hurten mah feelers. D: I know what you mean though, just want to share my experiences and stories of adventure mode with a little comedy
Post by: ......... on July 12, 2011, 11:04:43 pm
???
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UkOSHGxus40/Th0YuzKU-lI/AAAAAAAAAYs/9Oz388SVil4/s1600/hag.PNG)
???
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UkOSHGxus40/Th0YuzKU-lI/AAAAAAAAAYs/9Oz388SVil4/s1600/hag.PNG)
???
Post by: SuicideJunkie on July 12, 2011, 11:50:45 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: iceball3 on July 12, 2011, 11:52:53 pm
Post by: Neonivek on July 13, 2011, 12:27:12 am
What exact creature does it refer to? Guessing the Boogy woogies
Post by: Elaxter on July 13, 2011, 12:47:17 am
Chapter 1 of "Dwarf Fortress: Adventure Mode", We follow Urist McAdventure on his journey into the unknown. Adventure and !!FUN!! is to be had in this epic tale.
Spoiler: Rated D for Dwarf (click to show/hide)
Post by: Neonivek on July 13, 2011, 12:55:58 am
Post by: Elaxter on July 13, 2011, 12:58:00 am
A Swordshield? amazing!
:P
Post by: PrimusRibbus on July 13, 2011, 01:02:24 am
Unexpected Night Creatures:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That comic made me laugh unnecessarily hard.
Post by: em312s0n on July 13, 2011, 02:26:27 am
(http://i53.tinypic.com/jzec0.png)
Post by: Nighthawk on July 13, 2011, 09:47:04 am
can anybody imagine your adventurers in the next version?
-ImageSnip-
I'm going to have to expand upon that picture with a full comic.
UPDATE!
Here you guys go. The comic.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Rahn on July 13, 2011, 12:22:06 pm
I lost several adventurers to those damn ninja-polar bears
Post by: em312s0n on July 13, 2011, 12:24:06 pm
nice hahacan anybody imagine your adventurers in the next version?
-ImageSnip-
I'm going to have to expand upon that picture with a full comic.
UPDATE!
Here you guys go. The comic.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: UltraValican on July 13, 2011, 02:17:21 pm
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Killed a goblin bandit leader with a snowball......
Post by: Rahn on July 13, 2011, 02:33:04 pm
Post by: Neonivek on July 13, 2011, 03:23:44 pm
Post by: em312s0n on July 13, 2011, 04:10:32 pm
Post by: Rahn on July 13, 2011, 06:39:29 pm
Post by: iceball3 on July 13, 2011, 07:04:32 pm
This way of settling difference is not just.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This business of burning human beings with napalm,
Filling our nation͘͝'̢͟s͠ h̶̢omes with o̷̸͟r͏p̀͠hans and widows,
Of injec̛t̢͞i͏n̢͠g͜ p͘͡͞oisonoús͢ ̵̶̶d҉́r̨͠ų͝gs of hate into veins of͞ p̷̢e̶ople normally huma͞n̸̨̧e͘͠.̵
Of sè͘͟nd́͜i̛n̡͡g me͝ń̢͞ ̸̡̀h҉ome from the dark an̈͐̓ͬ̀͂d ͗ͣ͒ͮ̈́̕͞bloody ba̶҉̙͔̘̰̲̱͇̘ṭ̖̟̫͎̪͚̣ṯ̴̛̙̞͕͟ͅͅl̶̵̡̙̖̫efields physìc͜al͝l͟y̶ han҉dicapp͏ed and ps̈ͪ͛̏ͭ҉̢͖͈͓̬͉y͙̟̳̖͋́ͥ͌͋͐͡ͅc̢̩̟̦̲̩̳̮͑̀̆͘͢h̗̰̮̳͍͓̜͂̆ͤ́̏̇͌ͪo͇̱̮͓̖̜̝̓͂̄ͪ͂̄ͯ̐ͨ̕͟logically derangḙ̷̸̡̛̳̰̙͌̃ͥ̇ḍ̡̡̪͉̥̠̬͇̿̔́̅ͯ̋́ͫ̈͐̒̏̽̐͑ͯ̌,̵̛̳̞̼̞̮̝̞̫̺ͣ̽ͦ͛ͭ̀̆̌ͥ̃͆͊̎ͪ͌̔̓ͫ̒̀͢
Cannot b̾̀̕e ̈́̎ͥ̔͐r̶ͫ̄͛e͆͐͊̍̽̀ͦ̕ċ͊ͦ͌͆̚ơ̐ͪn̵ͤ̉̈ͧͨ͐c̓ͪ͆ͥ͏iͭͤ̈̐͜l͌ͨ̓̇͋ed wi̧th́ ͜wis͝dom, justi҉̧̀c̴̛͘͝ę́͟͟͞ ̴̀͢ą̶̨n̨̨͢͞͞d̴͡҉̵ ̢͞love.
Can̵no̵t̵ ́b͏e r̸e̡con͜cilèd͝ w̢i͡th wisdoͪ̾ͣ̀̑̇҉̺m̵̞̬͖̠ͣ̉̊̅̋́͛ͅ,̨̙͙̹̤̰͗ ̤͈̟ͩ̉̚j̨̖̥̹̐͐ͤ̍̉ù̯̋s͈̱̳̦̖t̰̖̠̼̺̖͗̓ͥ͛ͭ̎̊ice and love.
Cannot̸̷͢b̴̨é ̶̢҉r͝ec͡on̶͠͝c̢ì̕l̶̡e̸ḑ ͜w̶̸i̷̷̸t͟h ̛̕w̶͝͡i̡͞s̀͏d͟͞ò͠m͏,͠ ̴͘͢j̧̢͞ùs̢͢t́͞͡į͠c̴̢̢e and l̹̩̖̉͗̆͐ͮ͛ͮ͌ͫ͒͟͠ő̧̦̝̪̭̫̖̠̣̘̙͓̩̺̰̼̝͆̽ͣͯ̑̚͝v̷̲̝̮̩͍̹̣͔̪̻̯̲̰̤̱̹͖̂͑ͬ͗̈́̂̉̌̊͗ͨ̍ͧ̀ͅeͣ̅̿ͤ̑ͯ́̚҉̛͙̼̻͚̺̻͍̟̤̤̰̤͔̀͢.̢̢͚̹̣̱̳̦̯͈̖͚͙̦͚̩̫̋ͥ́̔͂͜͠͞
C̷̤̤̳͈̞͟͟͝a̴̷̰͍͉͍͍̣̪̺͖̮̻n̢̧͎̬̩̤̤̺̫̳̻̖̝̫̙̮̫̦̠ͅn͙̝̖̦̦̙̜̜̮̣̟̦̭͘͟ͅo̸͓̖̠̘̥͍̺̬͇̞̗̯̘̞͕̭̺͚͞t̵̹̫͕̙̻̫̞͓͚͖͞͡͠ ̸̭͚͎̟̩̠̞͔̺͓̞͔̦̙̕͟͝͞ͅͅb̸̳̰̥͙͚͚͙̪̗̙͍͔͉̗͞͡͡ͅe̗̫͇̩͜͢͝ ̷̨̮͕̣̟͎̺̬͡r̨̬̳̪̻̯͇̺̮͟é̶̫̪͙̰̭̫̗͉̱̠̜͎͔͉͟͠c͏̬͖̗͔̲̻̩̺͖̙̳͖̮̻͕̞̬͘͝͞ͅơ̺͖͎̱͇̹̳̩̞̲̕͡ǹ̨̗̠̤̯͓̜̦͞͠c̷̸̮̺͎̹̦iled with w̶i͟҉s̵͠d̨͡o͠͏m̕͟,̶̀ ̢j̧͢u͢s̨͞tį̴c͟e̡ a̴ͧ̋̚n̮̊̓d͓̥̰͛ͨͧ͗̒ ͉͙̮̼͕̿̑́̇l̦̳͉͎o̝͕̻͙͖͍̹̒ͥ̀v̴̲̯͖̗̭͐e̜͉̬͈ͬ̂͛ͅ.̷͕̝̌̓͒ͯ̒
C̟ͨ̇̂ͥ̎͐a͇͇͖͊̍̔̋̀͟n̙̮̗̞͍͢ͅn͖̬͍̻̪͌o̺̱̙ͬͣͦ͗ͦ͐̋̀t̟͖͛͆̃̇̆ ͚̫̜͊̏͋͐̚bͭ̃҉͕͓̟ẻ͔͙͔̤͚̎͛͑̌ ͩ̉̆҉̙ŕ̺̹̰̬͕̹͛͛̽ͤ̀ͪ́e͇͕̺͍̫ͯͫ̓̓̿ͭͪ̕c̸̗̟͎͈̮̻ͦ̊ő̧̞̰̤̭͉̦̗ͫ̾͑̽͌n͟c͖̼̲͕̫͂̈́ͮ̐̀i̤͉ͭ͊l̗̣̺̼̮̅͒͛̓̾͌̃͜e͚͉d ̧͋̽͆w̞͓̺i̵͔̫̯̗̣t̝̘̻̠̏ͭ̑̾ͧ́̚ḧ́̓͠ ̛̥̞͚̥̻̟̋w͍̹͎͎͈͗̍ͧ͒̃̑̄i̳̖̱̤̻̙s͔̬̪͇̼̏d̯̖͔̼͊̊ͅȏ͓̪͉̞̘ͧͤ̽m̬̲̱̝̭͖͚̽͒́,̵̩̥̰̗͌̉̉ͫ̃̔ ̨͎̝͇̰̾ͦ̂ͪͣjͣͮ̇̓̚҉̟̻̻͕̝̥̖u̜̹̲̬͑ͥ̌̐͒̓s͇ͬ͗̑ẗ̗̤̱ͮͬͭ̾iͦ̏ͥͯc̪̪̫̤ͪͧ̇̚̕e̒̊͌͂͑͏̺̮̙̬̱ ̼̠a͔̭̝͇͎̘͕̋̓͠n̙͓̳͡d̑̂̉ͭ͊ͫ̽ ̪̫̺̣̰ͤ̉l̝̪ͩ̄ͯͫ͑̃o̸͉̲̥̙̩̗̦̓v̻̮ͦ̋̚ẻ̯̤͕̻̤ͭ̎͢.̯̠͔͕͎̪̎ͭ
Cannot be reconciled with wisdom, justice and love.
Post by: Neonivek on July 13, 2011, 07:11:39 pm
It doesn't even fit on my large computer screen.
Post by: freeformschooler on July 13, 2011, 07:13:01 pm
A little too big Rahn.
It doesn't even fit on my large computer screen.
Hey Neonivek why don't you draw your own comic or something sometime? I haven't read all the pages but you do post in here a lot. I am genuinely interested in seeing peoples' different art styles.
Post by: Rahn on July 13, 2011, 07:16:22 pm
Post by: Neonivek on July 13, 2011, 07:34:19 pm
A little too big Rahn.
It doesn't even fit on my large computer screen.
Hey Neonivek why don't you draw your own comic or something sometime? I haven't read all the pages but you do post in here a lot. I am genuinely interested in seeing peoples' different art styles.
I will but I sort of lost faith in my drawing abilities... makes it really REALLY hard to start when your someone like me who expects a certain level of quality in everything he does.
Post by: freeformschooler on July 13, 2011, 07:38:13 pm
A little too big Rahn.
It doesn't even fit on my large computer screen.
Hey Neonivek why don't you draw your own comic or something sometime? I haven't read all the pages but you do post in here a lot. I am genuinely interested in seeing peoples' different art styles.
I will but I sort of lost faith in my drawing abilities... makes it really REALLY hard to start when your someone like me who expects a certain level of quality in everything he does.
Oh, yeah, I went through a phase like that. Now I don't care about the quality of my drawings, high to low. I feel for ya though buddy.
Post by: Nighthawk on July 13, 2011, 08:28:28 pm
Most people I know expect me to draw well.A little too big Rahn.
It doesn't even fit on my large computer screen.
Hey Neonivek why don't you draw your own comic or something sometime? I haven't read all the pages but you do post in here a lot. I am genuinely interested in seeing peoples' different art styles.
I will but I sort of lost faith in my drawing abilities... makes it really REALLY hard to start when your someone like me who expects a certain level of quality in everything he does.
Oh, yeah, I went through a phase like that. Now I don't care about the quality of my drawings, high to low. I feel for ya though buddy.
And for the most part, I do.
However, when it comes to comics, where you're only trying to express simple conversation and imagery, stick figures tend to do their job quite efficiently. Therefore, I go sloppy sometimes.
When Shook released his guide on Incredibly Silly Stick Figures, I was overjoyed, since I could finally make stick figures that were both sloppy and amusing to look at. Freeform, your avatar is a living (er... not exactly living) example of that.
So, yeah. I just made a big quote pyramid bigger. Woo.
Post by: MetalGear on July 13, 2011, 10:27:07 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
EDIT: Oops, second panel should say "...claim our heroic...". Proofreading is for bitches!
Post by: strongrudder on July 13, 2011, 10:35:02 pm
Post by: freeformschooler on July 14, 2011, 01:24:17 pm
Spoiler: Nonsense to DF ratio increasing (click to show/hide)
Post by: em312s0n on July 14, 2011, 01:33:14 pm
yes and make her look more like thisSpoiler: Nonsense to DF ratio increasing (click to show/hide)
(http://img.ie/a5a99.png)
*drools* :P
Post by: freeformschooler on July 14, 2011, 01:34:52 pm
Post by: Nighthawk on July 14, 2011, 01:46:06 pm
DO WANT.
Post by: iceball3 on July 14, 2011, 01:52:33 pm
Post by: freeformschooler on July 14, 2011, 01:53:37 pm
Is that an Masterwork Adamantine Sword that menaces with spikes of Adamantine, Adamantine, and Adamantine?
DO WANT.
It is not. In fact, it is Pantsamantine, mined from a Pocket Realm. And it probably has realms of its own in its pockets.
I'm loving this. So much potential for storyline with that character. Yes yes yes...
I think you're going to be pleasantly surprised about the story.
Post by: em312s0n on July 14, 2011, 02:06:03 pm
It is not. In fact, it is Pantsamantine
hmmm is that because shes not wearing pants?
Post by: Rumrusher on July 14, 2011, 02:23:18 pm
nah she took her cloak and turn it into a decent skirt.
It is not. In fact, it is Pantsamantine
hmmm is that because shes not wearing pants?
Post by: em312s0n on July 14, 2011, 02:28:56 pm
that was too pervy....
Post by: jaxy15 on July 14, 2011, 02:29:55 pm
Post by: quip on July 14, 2011, 02:41:19 pm
Post by: iceball3 on July 14, 2011, 03:11:22 pm
Kira Mightblade: From flaw in a animation to memetic sex goddess in one thread....What?
How is the relevant?
Post by: freeformschooler on July 14, 2011, 03:17:40 pm
Kira Mightblade: From flaw in a animation to memetic sex goddess in one thread....What?
How is the relevant?
Aw, let them believe what they want. If I've actually drawn something someone sees as anything tangibly connected to sexy, I consider that a first.
Post by: Rumrusher on July 14, 2011, 03:42:24 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
well this is awkward.Kira Mightblade: From flaw in a animation to memetic sex goddess in one thread....What?
How is the relevant?
Aw, let them believe what they want. If I've actually drawn something someone sees as anything tangibly connected to sexy, I consider that a first.
Post by: freeformschooler on July 14, 2011, 03:45:06 pm
well this is awkward.
the only way to make this less awkward is to draw more.
i will do that.
edit: wait when did I draw that other --- ohhh, yeah.
Post by: gomwon on July 14, 2011, 03:56:02 pm
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/gompasta/Socks.png)
Sorry for the small size. Didnt realise how zoomed in i was.
Post by: Zebrian on July 14, 2011, 04:22:41 pm
Kira Mightblade: From flaw in a animation to memetic sex goddess in one thread.Might I sig this?
EDIT: Screw it, taking it before anyone else can.
Post by: freeformschooler on July 14, 2011, 04:52:54 pm
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Post by: Rumrusher on July 14, 2011, 05:29:15 pm
Is this where I say "page 2"?Given how much we can do with utilities I say Kira must been a NPC that was assumed control over and renamed to be as such.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
So I guess Freeformschooler had flip from fort mode over to adventure mode took control of Ms. Hawk. The fortress has reach economy and now her parents dealing with rent. or that's how I would guess one would start this journey.
Post by: freeformschooler on July 14, 2011, 05:32:57 pm
In fact, I'm probably gonna move this over to creative projects if it continues long enough.
Post by: Imakuni on July 14, 2011, 05:47:28 pm
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Post by: iceball3 on July 14, 2011, 06:33:25 pm
Oh no, man. We are so far down the fanfiction rabbit hole there's no coming up to breathe.Ohyes. If you want me to, I know an adequate webcomic host that I could link you to.
In fact, I'm probably gonna move this over to creative projects if it continues long enough.
Post by: Rahn on July 14, 2011, 06:33:41 pm
All mspaint pixels are of the highest quality.
Post by: Sylverone on July 14, 2011, 07:31:56 pm
I'm afraid the site outputs them in a format obviously meant for a white background, and some flickering results.
So, EPILEPSY WARNING!! To see the animation on a proper background, look at it HERE (http://www.benettonplay.com/toys/flipbookdeluxe/player.php?id=345909)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Jimlad11 on July 14, 2011, 08:47:24 pm
Post by: DrKillPatient on July 14, 2011, 10:11:59 pm
Post by: Angel Of Death on July 14, 2011, 10:25:35 pm
I wasn't aware you could get a stuck-in on someone on the edge of a cliff and get dragged with them as they fall. Or is that some degree of exaggeration? Either way, the animation's awesome =PIt's possible.
Post by: Sylverone on July 14, 2011, 11:02:56 pm
I wasn't aware you could get a stuck-in on someone on the edge of a cliff and get dragged with them as they fall. Or is that some degree of exaggeration? Either way, the animation's awesome =PNo exaggeration. My character charged, the stuck-in happened, and they both plummeted to the ground a number of floors down. My character was unharmed, or nearly unharmed, if I recall correctly.
Post by: Shmo on July 15, 2011, 12:36:26 am
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I rarely have the patience to go on trifling quests.
Post by: freeformschooler on July 15, 2011, 03:22:35 am
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I rarely have the patience to go on trifling quests.
That took me completely by surprise. I was like, "Is that an @-- BRILLIANT!"
Post by: gomwon on July 15, 2011, 07:28:33 am
Post by: freeformschooler on July 15, 2011, 11:36:21 am
Question, where did all of the comic requests go? It was fun to see what comes out of a seemingly ridiculous situation.
Answer: No one's requesting them, except occasionally. Why don't you request a comic? I or someone else could try drawing it.
Post by: jaxy15 on July 15, 2011, 11:38:19 am
Ooh, ooh, can you draw a dwarf in civilian clothes slitting an unconscious dragon's neck with a bismuth bronze scythe?Question, where did all of the comic requests go? It was fun to see what comes out of a seemingly ridiculous situation.
Answer: No one's requesting them, except occasionally. Why don't you request a comic? I or someone else could try drawing it.
Post by: Haspen on July 15, 2011, 12:43:36 pm
Ooh, ooh, can you draw a dwarf in civilian clothes slitting an unconscious dragon's neck with aQuestion, where did all of the comic requests go? It was fun to see what comes out of a seemingly ridiculous situation.
Answer: No one's requesting them, except occasionally. Why don't you request a comic? I or someone else could try drawing it.bismuth bronze scythecopper ladle?
Fix'd for more dwarfy :P
Post by: jaxy15 on July 15, 2011, 12:53:00 pm
Silly, I used a scythe, not a ladle.Ooh, ooh, can you draw a dwarf in civilian clothes slitting an unconscious dragon's neck with aQuestion, where did all of the comic requests go? It was fun to see what comes out of a seemingly ridiculous situation.
Answer: No one's requesting them, except occasionally. Why don't you request a comic? I or someone else could try drawing it.bismuth bronze scythecopper ladle?
Fix'd for more dwarfy :P
Post by: Rumrusher on July 15, 2011, 12:56:03 pm
Post by: Cheveux on July 15, 2011, 01:07:38 pm
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I know it has been done a couple of times but I think the context is different for this one. I was getting bored with an adventurer and decided to just kill everything I would encounter with throwing and wrestling. After I wiped 3 of the houses of a small human town I entered the fourth with a backpack full of corpses of his fellow human and this was the first throw I made at him. So basically, there's this guy alone in his house when suddenly he hears screams of terror outside of his house and decide to stay hidded until some strager enter is house with a backpack full of corpses, the rest is in the picture.
Also, the corpse was one of a child.
Post by: freeformschooler on July 15, 2011, 02:01:25 pm
Ooh, ooh, can you draw a dwarf in civilian clothes slitting an unconscious dragon's neck with a bismuth bronze scythe?Question, where did all of the comic requests go? It was fun to see what comes out of a seemingly ridiculous situation.
Answer: No one's requesting them, except occasionally. Why don't you request a comic? I or someone else could try drawing it.
On it like he who would drop it whilst it's smoky as pertaining to the bitches in the hood foretold.
Post by: Imakuni on July 15, 2011, 07:17:01 pm
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Post by: A Spoony Bard on July 15, 2011, 07:44:45 pm
This time based upon Dwarf Mode.
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Post by: Mister Dirks on July 20, 2011, 01:05:56 am
Post by: strongrudder on July 21, 2011, 01:37:10 am
Not much, but everytime i start a adventure i hunt in the groundhog-infested forest i always start in. For hunting groundhogs i sneak up on them laying on the ground, grabbing them so they dont leave, and bite their heads off. I think some comedy can be drawn from thatThis is really stupid, and for that I apologize.
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Post by: Cheveux on July 21, 2011, 01:44:29 am
Not much, but everytime i start a adventure i hunt in the groundhog-infested forest i always start in. For hunting groundhogs i sneak up on them laying on the ground, grabbing them so they dont leave, and bite their heads off. I think some comedy can be drawn from thatThis is really awesome, and for that, you should admire my drawing skills.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
FTFY
If you could do the one I requested a page or two ago, it would be very nice, not to force you into doing anything you don't want though.
EDIT : Found it :
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Post by: NRDL on July 21, 2011, 09:08:16 am
Post by: Jimlad11 on July 21, 2011, 11:00:09 am
Post by: Shook on July 21, 2011, 12:31:59 pm
:P
Also hi again goise. Extremely awesome picture, strongrudder. :'D
Also, took a shot at Cheveux's request.
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Babies and children are not equal in mass, so it is a relevant question.
Post by: Lycus on July 21, 2011, 12:50:51 pm
Dude, that is one of your best. Love it.
I'm wondering whether or not I should attempt to make a comic. Hmm.
Post by: Haspen on July 21, 2011, 02:06:09 pm
And comic hillarious as ever.
Post by: Cheveux on July 21, 2011, 06:46:43 pm
Post by: Mister Dirks on July 21, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Its exactly how i pictured it! Bravo!
Post by: strongrudder on July 22, 2011, 01:27:11 am
Post by: Dwarfu on July 22, 2011, 11:36:00 am
Cops: McDonald's boss punches mom with service dog (http://news.yahoo.com/cops-mcdonalds-boss-punches-mom-dog-103403079.html)
So much potential, but ended up being disappointing.
Post by: DrKillPatient on July 22, 2011, 12:00:59 pm
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Urist McDonald, Manager strikes the Human Mother in the head with his Dog corpse, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The Dog corpse has lodged firmly in the wound!
Post by: iyaerP on July 22, 2011, 08:20:23 pm
Urist McDonald, Manager strikes the Human Mother in the head with the live service dog, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The live service dog has lodged firmly in the wound!
fixxed it for you.
Post by: Urist Da Vinci on July 22, 2011, 10:54:58 pm
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Post by: Entih on July 22, 2011, 11:20:58 pm
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I like to believe that it truly was the strangling, and not the dagger, which did the job. Let me live in my fantasy world.
Post by: Lycus on July 23, 2011, 08:24:33 am
I love your art style, please make more comics!
Also, Drawing Request for anyone to accept:
I had a legendary hammerman, who had just slain a dragon with his four peasant friends. I'd recently heard about the alt-move command, so I tested it out by jumping into a murky pond. Which I could then never get out of. FML.
Post by: Svarte Troner on July 23, 2011, 05:30:58 pm
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troll wasn't actually wielding a club, I just can't draw.
Post by: Neonivek on July 23, 2011, 08:07:00 pm
Then what was that O_O?
Post by: iyaerP on July 23, 2011, 10:24:48 pm
"troll wasn't actually wielding a club, I just can't draw"
Then what was that O_O?
Well, he was playing genesis mod, and we all know what bodyparts that adds.
Post by: Jacob/Lee on July 23, 2011, 10:27:44 pm
"troll wasn't actually wielding a club, I just can't draw"He was obviously wielding a chickenleg.
Then what was that O_O?
Post by: carabide on July 24, 2011, 09:07:32 pm
Oh thank Armok, I thought that was his Phallus."troll wasn't actually wielding a club, I just can't draw"He was obviously wielding a chickenleg.
Then what was that O_O?
Post by: Innominate on July 25, 2011, 02:19:09 am
Or a burlap sack full of kittens.Oh thank Armok, I thought that was his Phallus."troll wasn't actually wielding a club, I just can't draw"He was obviously wielding a chickenleg.
Then what was that O_O?
Post by: Ultimuh on July 25, 2011, 03:41:46 am
Or a burlap sack full of kittens.Oh thank Armok, I thought that was his Phallus."troll wasn't actually wielding a club, I just can't draw"He was obviously wielding a chickenleg.
Then what was that O_O?
It's obviously the spleen of a Titan.
Post by: Siquo on July 25, 2011, 07:21:32 am
Hehehe :) Well done, I like your style!Not much, but everytime i start a adventure i hunt in the groundhog-infested forest i always start in. For hunting groundhogs i sneak up on them laying on the ground, grabbing them so they dont leave, and bite their heads off. I think some comedy can be drawn from thatThis is really stupid, and for that I apologize.Spoiler: now with spoiler cut! (click to show/hide)
Post by: jetex1911 on July 25, 2011, 07:45:29 am
This is really stupid, and for that I apologize.Spoiler: now with spoiler cut! (click to show/hide)
I basicly do the same thing, but I just run around the landscape, biting buzzards to death by biting their heads off. :P
Post by: Kay on July 26, 2011, 08:21:05 am
She is drawn here as near exactly as she was described in game, straight down to my interpretation of her listed clothes.
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Post by: Zebrian on July 26, 2011, 10:35:28 am
Pictured is a previous human adventurer, Heathre Binfondled. (Great name, I know :P).That is very well drawn. I am impressed. Cookie for you ;D
She is drawn here as near exactly as she was described in game, straight down to my interpretation of her listed clothes.You sharpen one rock...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Destructios on July 26, 2011, 01:16:15 pm
Post by: Kay on July 26, 2011, 05:44:35 pm
I like to believe the rock curved.
Post by: Eric Blank on July 27, 2011, 03:46:04 am
Enjoying these comics by the way. I feel like drawing but I always get sidetracked by drawing elk birds...
Post by: Shook on July 27, 2011, 06:47:05 am
Pictured is a previous human adventurer, Heathre Binfondled. (Great name, I know :P).... Down to a mono-molecular edge and throw it at relativistic velocities. Holy shit man. :P
She is drawn here as near exactly as she was described in game, straight down to my interpretation of her listed clothes.You sharpen one rock...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, i like how they're both equally surprised by the happening. And the excellent drawings.
Oh yeah, you mentioned curving rocks?
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I believe it curved all the way around the planet! (or blatantly broke the fourth wall, whichever you prefer)
Post by: Scaraban on July 27, 2011, 07:09:51 am
Post by: Shook on July 27, 2011, 07:13:56 am
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Post by: Shook on July 27, 2011, 08:06:39 am
Post by: ......... on July 27, 2011, 08:22:53 am
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PWHwfp5wck8/TjAQEOA0XKI/AAAAAAAAAZs/1snmJdPmvCU/s1600/Bez+n%25C3%25A1zvu.png)
Post by: g2knee on July 27, 2011, 10:48:37 am
Also, Drawing Request for anyone to accept:I drew your adventure!
I had a legendary hammerman, who had just slain a dragon with his four peasant friends. I'd recently heard about the alt-move command, so I tested it out by jumping into a murky pond. Which I could then never get out of. FML.
http://i.imgur.com/d1O0m.png
By "hammerman", I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you meant "hammerdwarf." :)
Also, I did not draw the last face, cept for adding the beard. :)
Post by: necromancerbob on July 27, 2011, 11:53:10 am
(http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/7451/adventure001.jpg)
One copper bolt to the lower body and severed parts went flying, also yes I'm wearing 2 hats
Post by: Neonivek on July 27, 2011, 01:06:41 pm
Post by: Nighthawk on July 27, 2011, 01:10:00 pm
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And that is the awesome reality of a seemingly simple task in Dwarf Fortress.
Post by: TheMasterTurtle on July 27, 2011, 02:08:13 pm
Post by: Shook on July 27, 2011, 02:39:38 pm
In other news, hardcore transportation, Nighthawk. :D
Post by: Elisebambi on July 27, 2011, 03:52:02 pm
everythingthatninedots has done.
I need to see more of this art style.
SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
Is.
making me.
Has been possessed.
Starts muttering
̸̭͚͎̟̩̠̞͔̺͓̞͔̦̙̕͟͝͞ͅͅ ̷̨̮͕̣̟͎̺̬͡r̨̬̳̪̻̯͇̺̮͟é̶̫̪͙̰̭̫̗͉̱̠̜͎͔͉͟͠ǹ̨̗̠̤̯͓̜̦͞͠d with d̨͡o͠͏,̶̀ ̢j̧͢u͢s̨͞tį̴ce̡ n̮̊̓o̝͕̻͙͖̒ͥ̀.̷͕̝̌̓͒ͯ̒
͚̫̜͊̏͋͐̚bͭ̃҉͕͓̟ẻ͔͙͔̤͚̎͛͑̌ ͩ̉̆҉̙ő̧̞̰̤̭͉̦̗ͫ̾͑̽͌l̗̣̺̼̮̅͒͛̓̾͌̃͜d ̧͋̽͆i̵͔̫̯̗̣t̝̘̻̠̏ͭ̑̾ͧ́̚ḧ́̓͠ ̛̥̞͚̥̻̟̋i̳̖̱̤̻̙d̯̖͔̼͊̊ͅm̬̲̱̝̭͖͚̽͒́ ̨͎̝͇̰̾ͦ̂ͪͣjͣͮ̇̓̚҉̟̻̻͕̝̥̖s͇ͬ͗̑iͦ̏ͥͯe̒̊͌͂͑͏̺̮̙̬̱ ̼̠n̙͓̳͡l̝̪ͩ̄ͯͫ͑̃ẻ̯̤͕̻̤ͭ̎͢.̯̠͔͕͎̪̎ͭ
̸̭͚͎̟̩̠̞͔̺͓̞͔̦̙̕͟͝͞ͅͅ ̷̨̮͕̣̟͎̺̬͡r̨̬̳̪̻̯͇̺̮͟é̶̫̪͙̰̭̫̗͉̱̠̜͎͔͉͟͠ǹ̨̗̠̤̯͓̜̦͞͠d with d̨͡o͠͏,̶̀ ̢j̧͢u͢s̨͞tį̴ce̡ n̮̊̓o̝͕̻͙͖̒ͥ̀.̷͕̝̌̓͒ͯ̒
͚̫̜͊̏͋͐̚bͭ̃҉͕͓̟ẻ͔͙͔̤͚̎͛͑̌ ͩ̉̆҉̙ő̧̞̰̤̭͉̦̗ͫ̾͑̽͌l̗̣̺̼̮̅͒͛̓̾͌̃͜d ̧͋̽͆i̵͔̫̯̗̣t̝̘̻̠̏ͭ̑̾ͧ́̚ḧ́̓͠ ̛̥̞͚̥̻̟̋i̳̖̱̤̻̙d̯̖͔̼͊̊ͅm̬̲̱̝̭͖͚̽͒́ ̨͎̝͇̰̾ͦ̂ͪͣjͣͮ̇̓̚҉̟̻̻͕̝̥̖s͇ͬ͗̑iͦ̏ͥͯe̒̊͌͂͑͏̺̮̙̬̱ ̼̠n̙͓̳͡l̝̪ͩ̄ͯͫ͑̃ẻ̯̤͕̻̤ͭ̎͢.̯̠͔͕͎̪̎ͭ
̸̭͚͎̟̩̠̞͔̺͓̞͔̦̙̕͟͝͞ͅͅ ̷̨̮͕̣̟͎̺̬͡r̨̬̳̪̻̯͇̺̮͟é̶̫̪͙̰̭̫̗͉̱̠̜͎͔͉͟͠ǹ̨̗̠̤̯͓̜̦͞͠d with d̨͡o͠͏,̶̀ ̢j̧͢u͢s̨͞tį̴ce̡ n̮̊̓o̝͕̻͙͖̒ͥ̀.̷͕̝̌̓͒ͯ̒
͚̫̜͊̏͋͐̚bͭ̃҉͕͓̟ẻ͔͙͔̤͚̎͛͑̌ ͩ̉̆҉̙ő̧̞̰̤̭͉̦̗ͫ̾͑̽͌l̗̣̺̼̮̅͒͛̓̾͌̃͜d ̧͋̽͆i̵͔̫̯̗̣t̝̘̻̠̏ͭ̑̾ͧ́̚ḧ́̓͠ ̛̥̞͚̥̻̟̋i̳̖̱̤̻̙d̯̖͔̼͊̊ͅm̬̲̱̝̭͖͚̽͒́ ̨͎̝͇̰̾ͦ̂ͪͣjͣͮ̇̓̚҉̟̻̻͕̝̥̖s͇ͬ͗̑iͦ̏ͥͯe̒̊͌͂͑͏̺̮̙̬̱ ̼̠n̙͓̳͡l̝̪ͩ̄ͯͫ͑̃ẻ̯̤͕̻̤ͭ̎͢.̯̠͔͕͎̪̎ͭ
̸̭͚͎̟̩̠̞͔̺͓̞͔̦̙̕͟͝͞ͅͅ ̷̨̮͕̣̟͎̺̬͡r̨̬̳̪̻̯͇̺̮͟é̶̫̪͙̰̭̫̗͉̱̠̜͎͔͉͟͠ǹ̨̗̠̤̯͓̜̦͞͠d with d̨͡o͠͏,̶̀ ̢j̧͢u͢s̨͞tį̴ce̡ n̮̊̓o̝͕̻͙͖̒ͥ̀.̷͕̝̌̓͒ͯ̒
͚̫̜͊̏͋͐̚bͭ̃҉͕͓̟ẻ͔͙͔̤͚̎͛͑̌ ͩ̉̆҉̙ő̧̞̰̤̭͉̦̗ͫ̾͑̽͌l̗̣̺̼̮̅͒͛̓̾͌̃͜d ̧͋̽͆i̵͔̫̯̗̣t̝̘̻̠̏ͭ̑̾ͧ́̚ḧ́̓͠ ̛̥̞͚̥̻̟̋i̳̖̱̤̻̙d̯̖͔̼͊̊ͅm̬̲̱̝̭͖͚̽͒́ ̨͎̝͇̰̾ͦ̂ͪͣjͣͮ̇̓̚҉̟̻̻͕̝̥̖s͇ͬ͗̑iͦ̏ͥͯe̒̊͌͂͑͏̺̮̙̬̱ ̼̠n̙͓̳͡l̝̪ͩ̄ͯͫ͑̃ẻ̯̤͕̻̤ͭ̎͢.̯̠͔͕͎̪̎ͭ
Post by: Elisebambi on July 27, 2011, 03:58:48 pm
Not a fan ......... not a fan.I'm not, either :(
Gtfo, both of you.
Post by: Rumrusher on July 27, 2011, 04:12:53 pm
Hey, hey, we are sophisticated adventurers just because two adventurers can't handle the .^9 art doesn't mean the need to leave.Not a fan ......... not a fan.I'm not, either :(
Gtfo, both of you.
Post by: Elisebambi on July 27, 2011, 04:16:23 pm
OH SHIT just thought of something to add to my next dungeon.
Post by: Kay on July 28, 2011, 04:08:45 am
So by the end of it, I have this - drawn from the details of the inventory and appearance screens when I started the game.
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Atera Soulsiege/Marethima. Female elf wielding a copper spear and wearing some of the most ridiculous clothes ever. Also, she wears socks with sandals.
Post by: Ultimuh on July 28, 2011, 04:15:55 am
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Post by: Kay on July 28, 2011, 05:45:56 am
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Story behind this.
Was sent to fight a bandit Master named Somethingorother Tundrashock or something like that. Atera manages to stab and kill three people with her spear before the master finds her, and there's a bit of a chase as she backpedals, setting fires as she goes so that the Master will hopefully choke on smoke or something, occasionally jumping forwards to try and get a stab on her leg.
Atera eventually successfully hits the hammerman in the hand, then in the upper body, but is knocked unconscious and her arm broken as the hammerman flees. I left as soon as I could stand again (fires blazing all around) and discovered that the hammerman had bled to death of his wounds a short while after I had fled.
Basically, my elf set everything on fire and killed a bunch of people.
Post by: Nighthawk on July 28, 2011, 11:52:30 am
Post by: SirAaronIII on July 28, 2011, 07:57:40 pm
Oh right, one that is "guided by mysterious forces".
Post by: Nighthawk on July 28, 2011, 10:33:32 pm
What kind of elf are you, setting forests on fire?You mean guided by Armok, God of Blood. A.K.A. the player. You. You evil little bastard.
Oh right, one that is "guided by mysterious forces".
Post by: Ultimuh on July 28, 2011, 11:26:32 pm
What kind of elf are you, setting forests on fire?You mean guided by Armok, God of Blood. A.K.A. the player. You. You evil little elven bastard.
Oh right, one that is "guided by mysterious forces".
Fixed that for you. :P
Post by: EmperorJon on July 29, 2011, 04:29:34 pm
Would you draw my adventurers? :D
Post by: MrShovelFace on July 29, 2011, 10:40:10 pm
Post by: Knarfle on July 30, 2011, 11:56:47 am
I noticed something reading the descriptions of the locals and myself. We all have sepia skin, black hair, and turquoise eyes.
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...and with that, I'm off to find some tutorials and try to improve before next time. I've already done the whole adventure, and some awesome stuff happened so I want to depict it well.
Post by: Lycus on July 30, 2011, 03:29:28 pm
Sorry I didn't answer sooner, I was on holiday, but the comic was really funny, you did a great job :D
Post by: dwarfhoplite on July 30, 2011, 03:32:49 pm
I had most fun in weeksUnexpected Night Creatures:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That comic made me laugh unnecessarily hard.
Post by: Vic Romano on August 03, 2011, 12:34:30 am
(http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/3691/dfhunting.png)
Post by: Tharwen on August 03, 2011, 04:00:37 am
Post by: Neonivek on August 03, 2011, 01:01:42 pm
Post by: SirAaronIII on August 03, 2011, 01:31:47 pm
And yeah, once they run out of ammo, they just run up to the animal and go nuts.
Post by: Rhazak on August 04, 2011, 08:22:07 pm
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Edit: did a fast coloring of it too.
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That's braids by the way, all my hair has double braids...
Post by: Zyro on August 04, 2011, 08:48:25 pm
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Post by: Rhazak on August 04, 2011, 11:13:04 pm
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Edit: Went into a human town, the market had elven traders, they attack me, poof, the whole human nation is hostile with me...god damn elves.
Post by: quip on August 05, 2011, 02:41:21 am
Edit: Went into a human town, the market had elven traders, they attack me, poof, the whole human nation is hostile with me...god damn elves.The humans are in leauge with the elves! Quick you must wipe them all out!
Post by: Mister Dirks on August 07, 2011, 03:31:44 am
So i heard that thers no sex in this game, only spores. Now what if, instead of spores, the females get pregnant via something similar to my picture below?
(http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/season_15/sp_1501_clip12.jpg)
Maybe someone could make something funny out of what i just said, hopefully ::)
Post by: Rumrusher on August 07, 2011, 04:31:08 am
then picture the same thing only with elf's/Human's long flowing hair brushing up against others?
Post by: Mister Dirks on August 07, 2011, 08:19:43 pm
So you want hair to out of a dwarf beard into a female dwarf's beard to form a dwarf baby.
then picture the same thing only with elf's/Human's long flowing hair brushing up against others?
Dude i dont even remember, i was kinda drunk last night and forgot i even posted that >.<
Post by: Stone Wera on August 08, 2011, 04:57:39 pm
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Post by: Ahra on August 08, 2011, 05:42:08 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on August 08, 2011, 07:37:04 pm
Don't you just hate it when this sort of thing happens?Only happen during the time I played Deon's Genesis and try to make a human fort in the middle of the ocean.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Corneria on August 08, 2011, 08:54:15 pm
Don't you just hate it when this sort of thing happens?I haven't seen a BSoD in.... I don't even know how long.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Eric Blank on August 09, 2011, 04:05:30 am
But I know how you feel to a degree: my game crashes constantly on adventure mode. 100% guarantee of crashing within 10 minutes of starting/continuing an adventure. Totally unplayable.
Post by: Elisebambi on August 09, 2011, 03:14:32 pm
Speaking of Orcs and not living to see the next generation, I recently decided to have a talk with an orc( I play them frequently)
Recruit: So tell me about the area
Fishermen: When I was your age, a guy got his left testicle smashed by a dragon raptor
Recruit: May I buy you a beer?
Post by: freeformschooler on August 09, 2011, 03:17:44 pm
But I know how you feel to a degree: my game crashes constantly on adventure mode. 100% guarantee of crashing within 10 minutes of starting/continuing an adventure. Totally unplayable.
What? Who? Huh?
a) what mods do you have installed?
b) which version of DF do you have?
c) what OS do you run?
d) where did you download DF?
I've been playing adventure mode a whole lots since .25, and have had zero crashes from normal gameplay even from 4-hour-long games. The general consensus is adventure mode is pretty crash-stable right now outside of messing with the game or modding.
Post by: Elisebambi on August 09, 2011, 03:53:27 pm
Quote from: Bad Ass Grandpa BanditSlayer of whippersnapper...
Anyone else see the irony there?
I see what you did there.
Post by: Elisebambi on August 09, 2011, 04:19:40 pm
Gave it a shot.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Best
Post by: Johuotar on August 09, 2011, 04:58:29 pm
Post by: Weary Exile on August 11, 2011, 08:58:27 pm
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My adventurers never get badass names. :(
Post by: ......... on August 13, 2011, 02:29:38 pm
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r.i.p. this guy and the twenty others like him
Post by: freeformschooler on August 13, 2011, 02:32:54 pm
Post by: SuicideJunkie on August 13, 2011, 02:43:00 pm
The second dorf tho... either you had a forgotten beast with nasty syndromes, or you need to buy some soap from the caravans :)
For something completely different:
(http://imagemodserver.dyndns.org/nick/postedimages/goblinoclock.PNG)
Post by: BodyGripper on August 13, 2011, 02:55:43 pm
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Good stuff, but would you mind spoilering them? My computer nearly froze (only for a few seconds, but still) when I scrolled through them.
Post by: ImBocaire on August 13, 2011, 04:03:04 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on August 13, 2011, 04:17:48 pm
But I know how you feel to a degree: my game crashes constantly on adventure mode. 100% guarantee of crashing within 10 minutes of starting/continuing an adventure. Totally unplayable.
What? Who? Huh?
a) what mods do you have installed?
b) which version of DF do you have?
c) what OS do you run?
d) where did you download DF?
I've been playing adventure mode a whole lots since .25, and have had zero crashes from normal gameplay even from 4-hour-long games. The general consensus is adventure mode is pretty crash-stable right now outside of messing with the game or modding.
I've been playing since 40D on the same OS, and am up to date version-wise. It rarely does this, but reinstalling DF fixes the problem. Really, mods don't matter at all unless they are written incorrectly. It crashes just as often regardless of what mods are installed, if any.
Post by: Weary Exile on August 13, 2011, 07:25:56 pm
Post by: Tsukana on August 14, 2011, 04:02:48 am
I usually don't care for your work. Not that it isn't fantastic, it simply does not appeal to me.
However, "ninedot", I must tell you this now.
I love you.
I got goosebumps.
Just saying.
Post by: Neonivek on August 14, 2011, 04:11:36 am
or are you just trying to show off your artistic style?
I only ask because some of them are obviously in modern attire or lack any context from the vanilla game.
Though still... I am not a fan in either case. Though it does make me think of a scene in Darkseed...
Post by: Yoink on August 14, 2011, 04:24:10 am
Many of them are instantly recognizable as a fantastic take on certain DF scenes, while others, I think, are ideas of what magic could be like... And I think the first one of this latest batch is either a slain bogeyman dissipating into smoke with the dawn, or a charred corpse. :P
I like some of them, and others not so much, but Ninedot is definitely a valuable contributor to this thread, in my opinion. I just wish he/she would actually change his/her name to Ninedot, for convenience... :P
Post by: Neonivek on August 14, 2011, 04:27:44 am
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I think the first one of this latest batch is either a slain bogeyman dissipating into smoke with the dawn
Huh? No it is a witch burning up on the sun.
Hardly matters anyhow... It doesn't seem to fit the context of the thread. Especially if you look closely.
Hense why I am asking.
Post by: Rumrusher on August 14, 2011, 04:31:52 am
Guys, Guys the first one is a FB mostly likely a floating one shooting out a material burst. Looking really closely you can see it forming the ball and throwing it.
Post by: BCPowers on August 14, 2011, 09:38:18 am
Post by: Haspen on August 14, 2011, 09:39:21 am
I think dot9's style has improved greatly from when he first start posting pictures here. At first they were indistinguishable as to what was going on and they look like they were made of pure nightmares. Now they are more distinguishable and look kinda cool in some cases.
The titan fight, imho, is pinnacle of dot9's style. The city was wonderful too.
Post by: Logrin on August 14, 2011, 07:56:41 pm
Pardon the large images.
Human Mace-man "Hogart Ymirson"
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Dwarf Wrestler "Urst Drinkbeers"
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Bonus - A new artifact is born!
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Post by: SeriousConcentrate on August 14, 2011, 08:01:36 pm
Also, best axe ever.
Post by: Logrin on August 14, 2011, 08:37:52 pm
EDIT
Another just for you SeriousConcentrate
Human Striker ((named the profession Butler)) "Thaddeus Thatchplover"
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Because honestly, there's no other way to envision a man who kills bandit camps with only his fists
Post by: Megaman3321 on August 15, 2011, 12:02:49 am
I love the art style :P Just a quick note though: it really helps with visibility if you ink your drawings after you sketch them.
Post by: Logrin on August 15, 2011, 12:45:18 am
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on August 15, 2011, 01:52:29 am
Post by: Cheveux on August 15, 2011, 04:06:18 am
Dwarf Wrestler "Urst Drinkbeers"Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Pffffff-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The tatoo, the fist on the helm and the smile at the end! Hilarious!
EDIT : I just saw that the fist on the helm changed when he used the Dwarven handshake, awesome!
Great job Logrin!
I have a request for you, don't feel forced to do it or anything. I had a dwarf name Igril DinnerTime who ran around killing everything with a fork, a knife and biting skills. I think you could do a pretty sweet interpretation of him.
Again, if you don't want to do it, just say it, I perfectly understand.
Post by: BCPowers on August 15, 2011, 09:20:04 pm
Post by: Beanchubbs on August 16, 2011, 12:10:22 am
Perhaps it's just crazy drawings. Either way, I thoroughly enjoy it.
Post by: SirAaronIII on August 16, 2011, 01:15:55 am
They made me lag so bad though :'(
Post by: Lycus on August 16, 2011, 01:08:13 pm
I decided to create a Nord Demigod, that fights only hand-to-hand. No throwing, no misc objects, just punching, kicking and occasionally biting.
However, my first quest was to fight some kind of night creature. That had killed five people, including some kind of queen. Yikes.
Upon reaching the lair, it announced the nasty kills it had. My Nord, a certain Mr Lasite, promptly dropped his starting spear, unequpped his short, and punched the creature in the face, instantly killing it (Through brain jamming.)
Oh, me and this Nord are going to have fun times... Until we encounter a dragon, based on my no shield rule.
Post by: DrKillPatient on August 16, 2011, 02:09:53 pm
I really had no choice but to make a comic when I discovered it was possible to strangle ten people at once, and still have the ability to bite everyone.....And forgot to put the L in E-X-E-M-P-L-A-R-Y it seems
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Another just for you SeriousConcentrate
Human Striker ((named the profession Butler)) "Thaddeus Thatchplover"Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Because honestly, there's no other way to envision a man who kills bandit camps with only his fists
...Thaddeus is a name in the raws? Or do you have some modded names in there?
Post by: Logrin on August 16, 2011, 02:11:31 pm
It's Dinertime
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Unrelated adventurer in random-mismatched gear (Volstagg Truecleave))
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BONUS-
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Some oddities
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EDIT - DrKillPatient, I ocassionally name my adventurers exactly how I want them to be. It's a vanilla DF game feature.
Post by: DrKillPatient on August 16, 2011, 02:30:05 pm
Post by: Logrin on August 16, 2011, 02:54:58 pm
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Also, Johna Murderfrenzy
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Post by: Elisebambi on August 16, 2011, 04:41:16 pm
Hmmmrph... Phhhrp... Hprhh..... Hhhhahhaa :D!Shook, I need you to do me a favor.My wang hurts now. :cThis just now happened in my game, and I need for you to illustrate it, for this has massive comedic potential.Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, i'm glad you like my senseless scribblings. They're a lot of fun to draw. :D
I am glad that something from my mod inspired you! I look forward to more pearls from you.
...
dicks
and pearls.
Please don't tell me you were asking for him to JIZZ ON THIS THREAD, DEON.
Post by: Elisebambi on August 16, 2011, 06:08:17 pm
Post by: Ultimuh on August 16, 2011, 06:57:01 pm
Why.. would anyone link such a thing anyway?
Luckily I.. my curiosity.. tempting.. no.. must.. resist..
Post by: Elisebambi on August 16, 2011, 07:01:09 pm
AND IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I HAD EVER HEARD OF A COCKATRICE
AND THEN I WAS READING OLD PAGES (oh, btw, I officiallyz have read every page of this thread. I feel accomplished. I LULLED HEARTILY!)
AND I SAW COCKATRICE and I was liek.
LINKSCUM
:3c
don't click it, srsly.
Post by: Teronsuke on August 16, 2011, 07:05:39 pm
don't click it, srsly.
I do not like what I have seen. Magma bathing my eyes, back in an hour.
Post by: Ultimuh on August 16, 2011, 07:15:47 pm
It would be either Footkerchief, Threetoes or Toady himself.
Just giving you a friendly warning. ;)
Post by: Tiruin on August 16, 2011, 07:17:02 pm
Could anyone draw this for me? Just came through and solo'ed a &,
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Against a Sylvan elf, a demigod with prowess in the sword, he was a talented swordsman and a proficient defender. Being one of the last of his kind (not an outsider), it was him against the &.
And don't forget the epic sword he got from the Curious structure
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The elf is decked out in red steel armor, carrying nothing in his pack but a set of coins and a red steel shield.
And the true thing is that the elf (me) won, with nary a scratch after the & propelled itself with its dust and death clouds and missed me, I counterstruck into its lower body striking its guts. It missed me twice more as it grabbed my middle finger on the right hand as I leaped onto its back, driving my blade through the head cutting it off.
And then stuffing the corpse into my bag :P. My speed decreased to 99 then...
~~~
Big request but I don't usually do this unless something epic happens. I was surprised I lived too, now an adept swordself because of that.
Post by: Elisebambi on August 16, 2011, 09:54:17 pm
Either way, sooner or later someone would ask you to remove the link.
It would be either Footkerchief, Threetoes or Toady himself.
Just giving you a friendly warning. ;)
B: But, but. I warneded erryone.
...It really isn't like noone here has seen worse /in dwarf fortress/.
...oh god...
must... sketch... something to that effect.
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Wow @ admin response time. Was it really THAT bad? o-o Jeeze.
Edit:
Enjoy some negative-cheese.
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Post by: Rumrusher on August 16, 2011, 10:28:29 pm
a CHICKEN DRAGON MONSTER.
Besides the only people who "seen" worst would be those who play genesis or modded DF where they add that kind of stuff. Vanilla pretty much all walking ken dolls with beards with Night creatures who kidnap women and men to for their baby making factories.
Post by: Elisebambi on August 16, 2011, 10:31:36 pm
Rite? :o
Enjoy some w(tf)ip.
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I'd rather this happen then what usually happens to my adventurers who meet bandits. D:
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Not drawing the next frame of this:
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(a'cuz it is 8====> crossed with beard. B: )
Post by: Rumrusher on August 16, 2011, 11:32:31 pm
Not to mention goring children, dismembering unarmed civilians, embarking on massive genocides, burning animals in magma, and combinations inthereof.The part about burning animals in Magma is a slander to cover up project MoltenFarm.
Rite? :o
Enjoy some w(tf)ip.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Bardum Idith on August 17, 2011, 05:10:16 am
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Post by: NRDL on August 17, 2011, 05:12:12 am
Post by: Rumrusher on August 17, 2011, 05:35:12 am
I'm guessing that person was a guy...Nah all those with a high adventurer trait drool at the moment a really high level being comes to them for recruitment.
Post by: NRDL on August 17, 2011, 05:38:33 am
...Oh wait, I can.
Post by: Yoink on August 17, 2011, 05:50:08 am
Seriously, the 'natural holes of pregnancy'?! That's just... That's just... :D
Post by: Bardum Idith on August 17, 2011, 05:51:14 am
I'm guessing that person was a guy...Yes, but when i tried to wrestle him he attacked me with his boning knife :-\
Post by: Yoink on August 17, 2011, 06:01:32 am
At some point, you should do the whole 'found a fort with your adventurer' trick, and have her pump out dozens of kids.
Post by: NRDL on August 17, 2011, 06:10:47 am
I'm guessing that person was a guy...Yes, but when i tried to wrestle him he attacked me with his boning knife :-\
Boning "wink wink nudge nudge moment" knife?
Post by: Rumrusher on August 17, 2011, 07:17:45 am
I can't imagine the sexual tension between party members.Bear-Murders the natural holes of pregnancy seems like a name given to a mother who birth bear size baby or a bear.
...Oh wait, I can.
Post by: peri609667 on August 17, 2011, 11:54:41 am
"Slux Rosedawned the Tin Natures of Panting was a mountain titan. It was the only one of its kind. A huge blob composed of snow, it has three long hanging tails and it has an austere look about it"
Seriously? I'm fighting an angry tailed snowball? K...
So it starts to charge (roll?) at me and i decide to weaken it by throwing some shit at it.
*throws one arrow*
*the damn thing explodes*
"Wat..."
And that's the story. One arrow and i killed the fearsome Titan
Oh, one last thing that i find thoroughly amusing - this was a mountain titan, living in the desert and made out of snow. Don't ever change, DF.
Post by: ......... on August 17, 2011, 06:16:11 pm
Post by: freeformschooler on August 17, 2011, 07:07:03 pm
Post by: Foamy on August 17, 2011, 07:23:11 pm
Post by: Yoink on August 18, 2011, 02:40:17 am
Or perhaps some sort of titan? Or another cave entrance?
And I'm not sure I want to know what's going on in number 3. :P
Also, note that I don't really expect an answer, just pondering them.
Post by: Lycus on August 18, 2011, 05:36:04 am
Post by: Jordrake on August 18, 2011, 06:23:48 pm
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Post by: DrPoo on August 19, 2011, 03:33:07 pm
Hmmmrph... Phhhrp... Hprhh..... Hhhhahhaa :D!Shook, I need you to do me a favor.My wang hurts now. :cThis just now happened in my game, and I need for you to illustrate it, for this has massive comedic potential.Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, i'm glad you like my senseless scribblings. They're a lot of fun to draw. :D
I am glad that something from my mod inspired you! I look forward to more pearls from you.
...
dicks
and pearls.
Please don't tell me you were asking for him to JIZZ ON THIS THREAD, DEON.
Where can i get this phallus mod? I always wanted to castrate an entire elf retreat with a groundhog leather at night.
Post by: jaxy15 on August 19, 2011, 03:38:11 pm
Where can i get this phallus mod? I always wanted to castrate an entire elf retreat with a groundhog leather at night.Genitals are included in the Genesis mod.
Post by: Neonivek on August 19, 2011, 04:18:03 pm
Where can i get this phallus mod? I always wanted to castrate an entire elf retreat with a groundhog leather at night.Genitals are included in the Genesis mod.
Which I can't stand because of the raping.
Is there still raping in the genesis mod?
Post by: jaxy15 on August 19, 2011, 04:23:38 pm
.. There was rape in the Genesis mod?Where can i get this phallus mod? I always wanted to castrate an entire elf retreat with a groundhog leather at night.Genitals are included in the Genesis mod.
Which I can't stand because of the raping.
Is there still raping in the genesis mod?
Post by: Neonivek on August 19, 2011, 04:44:19 pm
So it was a rape attack.
Post by: jaxy15 on August 19, 2011, 04:51:37 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on August 19, 2011, 10:33:43 pm
Post by: iceball3 on August 20, 2011, 01:19:46 am
Post by: DrPoo on August 20, 2011, 03:12:04 am
End this line of discussion. Now.
Why? Its so entertaining, we use babies as shields but we are not allowed to discuss mods that adds penises?
Post by: iceball3 on August 20, 2011, 03:14:49 am
Actually, it's this I don't appreciate:End this line of discussion. Now.
Why? Its so entertaining, we use babies as shields but we are not allowed to discuss mods that adds penises?
The rape is dead, long live the rape!
Post by: Rumrusher on August 20, 2011, 03:53:28 am
I don't know is stealing royal women changing their dna so that they can spit webbing and lay eggs then force them to sew for me royal high grade silk bags to store their eggs and sell them in the towns they rule a good means of business?
Post by: DrPoo on August 20, 2011, 07:07:41 am
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder2/trade-secret.png)
I don't know is stealing royal women changing their dna so that they can spit webbing and lay eggs then force them to sew for me royal high grade silk bags to store their eggs and sell them in the towns they rule a good means of business?
How did you do that?!
Post by: Eric Blank on August 20, 2011, 11:43:10 am
Cool yer jets.Actually, it's this I don't appreciate:End this line of discussion. Now.
Why? Its so entertaining, we use babies as shields but we are not allowed to discuss mods that adds penises?The rape is dead, long live the rape!
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder2/trade-secret.png)
I don't know is stealing royal women changing their dna so that they can spit webbing and lay eggs then force them to sew for me royal high grade silk bags to store their eggs and sell them in the towns they rule a good means of business?
How did you do that?!
He's magic. A modder, even.
And that is definitely a good business ethic there. Slaves made of the slavers that are the nobles, stripped of their dignity to the utmost degree as they've done countless times to their people. You'll be a hero to the rest of the world.
Post by: Rumrusher on August 20, 2011, 01:28:05 pm
well let's beginning(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder2/trade-secret.png)
I don't know is stealing royal women changing their dna so that they can spit webbing and lay eggs then force them to sew for me royal high grade silk bags to store their eggs and sell them in the towns they rule a good means of business?
How did you do that?!
start by I set up the Adventuress and retire her.
then find the area she is on the map and plant a site there.
spend a good amount setting up the fort for the long run then [appr=Act of ending the fort session through adventurer mode can be done either by body swapping into an dead creature or flipping over to adventurer mode at the save menu and choose the suicide option.]retire it.[/appr]
Once I unretire the Adventuress I will talk to the locals to find out who in charge and where can I find monsters with out getting a kill quest.
Then spend a good amount of that time force recruiting them and taking them back to the site to work either citizens, military, and or baby making factories.
Before I had to affect the whole race, now I just need to duplicate the race but add on egg laying tags and just change the race of the prisoner, I could also slap on webber and multiple monsters as castes and have the royals pushing titans, dragons, or spiders out of their egg dropping behinds then sell their eggs at the store for coins I can use to fill my "money pool" which isn't a pool more so a 5x5x5 section filled with coins. defending the area is easier when you could just enlist the royal born monsters and perch them at the main entrance ways in fort mode.
Post by: scoots on August 22, 2011, 01:37:33 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/DxAOY.png)
Post by: DrPoo on August 22, 2011, 02:42:49 pm
Post by: freeformschooler on August 22, 2011, 06:15:48 pm
Post by: Neonivek on August 22, 2011, 06:17:52 pm
scoots that is so funny it's amazing i just can't tell you. best adventure comic ive read in some time.
No I have to agree it was hillarious
Post by: Yoink on August 22, 2011, 09:39:46 pm
Post by: Jacob/Lee on August 22, 2011, 09:55:56 pm
Post by: Kastrol Aslaasri on August 22, 2011, 10:21:06 pm
Post by: freeformschooler on August 22, 2011, 10:28:26 pm
Post by: SirAaronIII on August 22, 2011, 10:34:41 pm
Post by: tagg on August 22, 2011, 11:41:25 pm
Post by: Neonivek on August 23, 2011, 12:28:29 am
The only downside is now when I fast travel in any game I will not be able to unsee the first panel as what my character's doing.
The downside to me is if I fast travel as soon as I stop fast traveling... I can actually wipe out my ENTIRE party.
Post by: Tiruin on August 23, 2011, 05:15:18 am
The only downside is now when I fast travel in any game I will not be able to unsee the first panel as what my character's doing.
The downside to me is if I fast travel as soon as I stop fast traveling... I can actually wipe out my ENTIRE party.
Wipe out your party or did you fast travel with them not in sight? Sometimes if you are far enough from them and fast travel out, you leave them behind.
Post by: Neonivek on August 23, 2011, 11:26:57 am
The only downside is now when I fast travel in any game I will not be able to unsee the first panel as what my character's doing.
The downside to me is if I fast travel as soon as I stop fast traveling... I can actually wipe out my ENTIRE party.
Wipe out your party or did you fast travel with them not in sight? Sometimes if you are far enough from them and fast travel out, you leave them behind.
Nope they were all beside me
The issue is if you don't take a single turn after fast traveling often they don't register that they "seen" you.
Post by: Logrin on August 23, 2011, 11:50:23 am
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Post by: Haspen on August 23, 2011, 11:56:37 am
Post by: Shook on August 23, 2011, 04:15:53 pm
Regardless, totally awesome. Also, scoots' comic is excellent too. The faces crack me up!
Also, i'd be posting a comic now, but time suddenly slipped away. Oh well lol, tomorrow.
Post by: Rumrusher on August 23, 2011, 04:21:07 pm
Post by: Cheveux on August 24, 2011, 12:04:55 am
Wait if we have limb reanimation if we combine that with race changing could we be able to turn flesh into man?What is a man? A miserable little pile of flesh! But enough talk... Have at you!
Post by: SongGarde on August 24, 2011, 03:10:30 am
What is a man? A miserable little pile of flesh! But enough talk... Have at you!
What's in a name? That which we call an elf by any other name would be murdered anyway.
Post by: Drevlin on August 24, 2011, 03:35:33 pm
Post by: Flaede on August 25, 2011, 12:52:28 am
What is a man? A miserable little pile of flesh! But enough talk... Have at you!
What's in a name? That which we call an elf by any other name would be murdered anyway.
Hath not an elf eyes? Hath not an elf hands...
...If you prick them, do they not bleed? If you magma them, do they not burn? If you poison them, do they not die? And if you wrong them, do they not revenge?
Post by: Logrin on August 25, 2011, 02:04:36 am
Anwser - Not when I'm done with them!
If you prick them do they not bleed? If you magma them, do they not burn? If you poison them, do they not die?
Anwser - Let's find out!
If you wrong them, do they not revenge?
Anwser - Apparently. And when a tree falls in the forest does it make a VENDETTA?!
Post by: Shook on August 25, 2011, 10:48:04 am
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Pinching just isn't awesome enough.
Post by: Yoink on August 25, 2011, 10:53:08 am
Is that guy a night monster or a schoolyard bully?
Post by: Haspen on August 25, 2011, 11:01:15 am
I like me some lowercase scream :D
Post by: thegrimloki on August 25, 2011, 06:01:52 pm
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Basically the story was, I was tryin out an elf with nothing but Wrestling, Kicking, and Dodging- and decided to hunt some small furry critters in order to grind my stats up. So here I am waltzing through the forest, killing tiny stuff when I see a deer. I'm like "Well ok, it's a forest critter, can't be too awful hard." Tried to grab it- and it kicked me in the head, shattering my skull. I took creative liberties with the picture, giving myself broken legs because I'm sure the prick of a deer trotted on me after I died.
XD
Post by: SirAaronIII on August 25, 2011, 06:51:33 pm
So this is my first post on the DF forums- sorry bout the poor drawing style haha.Welcome! Also, I don't think it was poor. I liked the deer before you attacked it. But why do you have multicolor blood? :P
Post by: Neonivek on August 25, 2011, 06:52:52 pm
Post by: thegrimloki on August 25, 2011, 08:19:55 pm
@SirAaronIII-- Well you see 8), it's actually a very simple explanation for that. My adventurer's father had been bitten by a rainbow titan, had one of his arms torn off, and lived to tell the tale. Oddly enough the blood pigmentation of his offspring was a side effect of said incident. Either that or when I drew that, it was 6 in the morning and I hadn't slept for about 2 days, and multicolored blood seemed like a good Idea at the time ;D
Post by: carabide on August 25, 2011, 09:06:32 pm
So this is my first post on the DF forums- sorry bout the poor drawing style haha.
Congrats. you made my laugh of the day.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on August 26, 2011, 10:22:41 pm
Post by: thegrimloki on August 26, 2011, 10:41:59 pm
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Its more concept art than anything.
Post by: NRDL on August 27, 2011, 12:21:46 am
In short, it's awesome.
Post by: ......... on August 27, 2011, 05:59:55 pm
Post by: Drevlin on August 27, 2011, 06:48:22 pm
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This is amazing!
I like your drawings very much.
Post by: Angry Bob on August 28, 2011, 12:40:16 pm
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Take note of the first kill on the list.
Post by: Logrin on August 28, 2011, 01:39:04 pm
Post by: freeformschooler on August 28, 2011, 08:00:14 pm
Post by: BCPowers on August 29, 2011, 01:01:11 am
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Post by: strongrudder on August 29, 2011, 07:38:33 pm
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Post by: TylerTheCreator on August 30, 2011, 04:42:55 am
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Post by: Logrin on August 30, 2011, 08:57:53 am
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Post by: Neonivek on August 30, 2011, 01:50:11 pm
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Ehhh I think you could have tried harder. Especially since you can't be struck down by a blow to the hand.
Post by: Logrin on August 30, 2011, 05:51:23 pm
Simple Economics
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Necromancy Implemented
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Post by: SeriousConcentrate on August 30, 2011, 05:53:26 pm
Post by: Logrin on August 30, 2011, 06:04:38 pm
...I thought of how awesome it would be to misc object it up.
Post by: freeformschooler on August 30, 2011, 06:06:15 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on August 30, 2011, 07:31:09 pm
Boss knight.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder2/boss-knight-vs-pantobus.png)
Post by: Logrin on August 30, 2011, 07:46:40 pm
So taking these.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on August 30, 2011, 08:02:48 pm
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on August 30, 2011, 08:57:47 pm
Post by: sirquote on August 31, 2011, 05:43:04 am
Seriously, what the hell this is all I could imagine..
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Post by: freeformschooler on August 31, 2011, 10:00:04 am
this time about Genesis Mod and Balor swords
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Also, Kira vs. Boss Knight is the most epic showdown of epic destiny ever.
Post by: Deon on August 31, 2011, 10:03:01 am
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Post by: Flaede on August 31, 2011, 10:06:07 am
Need to go back to using Genesis. Vanilla adventures are so boring.
@freeformschooler - try throwing balor-parts at people. Seriously. Just try it. (the individual tips of the balor's whip are the lightest things you can cut off, I think)
Post by: freeformschooler on August 31, 2011, 10:11:56 am
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That's what the first part was about, minus the bleeding to death. I've had a total of one adventurer who had his fat melted off that DIDN'T die.
Post by: Logrin on August 31, 2011, 12:40:08 pm
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BONUS - More Boss-Knight
Mounted combat
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Biff the Bug
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Post by: SeriousConcentrate on August 31, 2011, 12:47:30 pm
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Post by: sgt0pimienta on August 31, 2011, 03:57:27 pm
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Post by: Flaede on August 31, 2011, 04:16:53 pm
So. If anyone wants the details of this game of mine, they follow below. There has to be something good in here to draw:
My human adventurer, Zitha Freshsnacks, begins with a starting kingdom that has a capital across the ocean from the part of the civ he started in. I find this out by talking to the local villagers: "the capital is not accessible from here". They do me the favour of drawing the capital on a map, however. Surrounded by black, farrrrr off the edge of anywhere I know.
To prepare for the journey to what I am dubbing his "ancestral home", training to legendary biting, dodging, stealth +5 and all weapons classes to a decent level. Basically, a superhuman badass considered legendary by all who meet him, with the impressive title of Zitha Freshsnackes, the Enjoyment of Panting.
Finally ready, he starts to walk across the icepack of a narrow point in the sea (A day's walk). It melts halfway and he swims for his life, making it to shore something like 5 steps from it re-freezing. On the other side, all the people in the villages claim "they have no capital". And all the castles are filled with the berzerking naked wrestlers normally produced by a fallen civ that leaves populated forts behind.
After about a few days travelling even farther into the frozen south, the villages are now entirely empty of peasants, some lie in ruins, and things look pretty grim. THen at the far side of this new continent, nestled in the crook of a river is a tiny one travel tile castle (instead of the usual 9). Zitha rushes inside with joy, only to find wrestlers pouring from the walls, streaming towards her. Dashing into the keep, a startling sight is revealed - one lone lawgiver, "Tamed Inizimel", fighting for his life against the mindless wrestlers. THis lone noble would surely have perished within the hour had not Inizimel made it to him in time.
I ask if I can be of service. "Oh! Yes! You have arrived just in time! I need you to go kill a dragon.". Not "Help! Help! Save me from these madmen!". Nope. Go away. Come back when you've killed a dragon.
Then the lawgiver, bruised and bloodied, dashes out the door to go kill more wrestlers, or die trying. I go to sleep, and wake up to the most scarred NPC I have yet to see in DF. no permanent injuries.
Post by: terkiey on September 01, 2011, 08:02:00 am
(http://www4.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/ecfb4c991ba0bdf16bb3154b952e01700c23c4377a8f2b3e9fc0a57f2bd2f8fe5g.jpg) (http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=4y6y6tujjgvpr5h&thumb=4)
Post by: NRDL on September 01, 2011, 08:17:44 am
Post by: Tiruin on September 01, 2011, 08:28:23 am
Goblins are technically immortal...Goblins and Elves do not die by old age, are they related? My guess is yes.
Post by: Logrin on September 01, 2011, 09:29:23 am
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Bonus-Later that same day
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Post by: Jashuir on September 01, 2011, 12:35:15 pm
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My adventurer had his eyes gouged out in the middle of a battle.
Post by: Kay on September 01, 2011, 11:54:18 pm
So, below here lies the (heavily) dramaticized depiction of one of my Demigod adventurer's recent bandit takedowns.
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Post by: Deon on September 02, 2011, 03:50:27 am
Typically how Boss-Knight's days play out....Brilliant! Those are really funny :). Especially the giraffe neck.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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You only made one mistake: witchhunters use crossbows.
I made some new vector art character templates in Inkscape, and decided to draw up some of my current adventurer's deeds.I'm digging the style! And the story of course :D.
So, below here lies the (heavily) dramaticized depiction of one of my Demigod adventurer's recent bandit takedowns.Fun fact - I actually did take a surprise bolt to the leg from the crossbowman, at which point I took his crossbow and beat him half to death with it, finishing him off with my fist. I didn't depict how she then jumped on the guy with the silver hammer and pounded in his skull, though.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Logrin on September 02, 2011, 08:14:36 am
I like to think that Boss-Knight was using it as a floaty when he crossed the ocean....
Post by: TheMasterTurtle on September 02, 2011, 09:46:56 am
Post by: Logrin on September 02, 2011, 03:17:29 pm
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Post by: BodyGripper on September 02, 2011, 09:37:57 pm
Post by: Logrin on September 03, 2011, 06:59:42 am
Post by: Logrin on September 03, 2011, 09:45:59 am
Also, Huge Boss-Knight Dump
Useless Stats
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The Power of Divorce
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Post by: TheMasterTurtle on September 03, 2011, 09:53:50 am
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on September 03, 2011, 10:09:47 am
Post by: Yoink on September 03, 2011, 10:10:38 am
Post by: Xotano on September 03, 2011, 11:51:04 am
Post by: Logrin on September 03, 2011, 11:55:32 am
Here's the direct link.
http://oi52.tinypic.com/erbcqe.jpg
Post by: Xotano on September 03, 2011, 12:04:56 pm
Post by: sirquote on September 03, 2011, 03:23:55 pm
I picture him having a killer army of possessed clams or rocks.
Post by: Logrin on September 03, 2011, 05:51:45 pm
I'm hoping that the explosion is tremendous...
Post by: Comito on September 03, 2011, 08:35:06 pm
Is Boss-Knight an actual adventurer you're playing at the moment?
Post by: Urist McUristy on September 03, 2011, 11:56:45 pm
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Post by: Logrin on September 04, 2011, 07:47:49 am
Urst McUrsty - WHO DRAWS EMO ELVES?!
Post by: sgt0pimienta on September 04, 2011, 08:57:43 am
Boss-Knight is truly awesome.
Boss Knight is like a DF forums mega meme,right?
Post by: freeformschooler on September 04, 2011, 09:05:14 am
Boss-Knight is truly awesome.
Boss Knight is like a DF forums mega meme,right?
More like a Draw Your Adventures meme. We get one of these about once a week (I am responsible for at least one). Anyway, I will be doing a LOT more DYA stuff after .26 (.32?) is released.
Post by: Xotano on September 04, 2011, 10:00:07 am
also "oh boss! i'm all about -booze-! so takin these" later "YEAH! *boom*" is what i'm expecting in the next due to L's last post
Post by: BodyGripper on September 04, 2011, 12:39:50 pm
thanks Bodygripper. I actually only started doing these comics after laughing tremendously at your own, particularly the legends of Wiredust.
I'm very flattered and proud. :D
I've been meaning to make some more about Wiredust, but it's hard to get in the mood to. But I'll try. ;)
Post by: Teronsuke on September 04, 2011, 08:56:27 pm
Post by: EmperorJon on September 05, 2011, 07:31:20 am
Post by: freeformschooler on September 05, 2011, 08:32:23 am
For a while I read Boss Knight's phrase's "-" symbols as hyphens, so I would imagine a literal pause in speech before and after he states what he's all about.
Post by: Xotano on September 05, 2011, 08:53:19 am
or even the other way where -whatever- would be the only roboty sounding word. as if it were read off by mssam
Post by: Logrin on September 05, 2011, 09:00:33 am
A sort of halting robo-knight apparently
Post by: Neonivek on September 05, 2011, 09:14:38 am
Love the fanart...and the insight into how you all were picturing Boss-Knight speaking...
A sort of halting robo-knight apparently
I guess that means Boss is Robo from Crono Trigger
Or wait... I am sure there is a Robo-Knight somewhere... Hmmm
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on September 05, 2011, 09:16:13 am
Post by: Xotano on September 05, 2011, 10:09:06 am
they had randomly generated 2 part lines usually "faction title - there opinion of the player" and there were 3 or so ways they could say each of the 3 possible opinions, sometimes it made them sound like retards but that game was so fun. i loved getting robbed and then taking back what was going to be robbed and speeding off.
Post by: TheMasterTurtle on September 05, 2011, 10:12:46 am
Post by: Neonivek on September 05, 2011, 10:27:00 am
I always imagined him have a sort of a high pitched-ish voice and saying -whatever- in a slightly lower tone with a tiny pause.
I pictured him having a regal deep and hallow voice as if the armor itself was speaking as sort of a play on how much armor he is wearing.
Post by: BodyGripper on September 05, 2011, 11:18:08 am
Post by: GloriousImp on September 05, 2011, 11:20:08 am
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vngfva9Itl4/S7YDg8-6jzI/AAAAAAAAApw/_AKkeNkJPZY/s1600/as_rance6-01.jpg)
Post by: ......... on September 05, 2011, 12:17:56 pm
this spoiler is ~30mbs
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Post by: Drevlin on September 05, 2011, 12:31:46 pm
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Post by: Ricky on September 05, 2011, 09:29:09 pm
Post by: Logrin on September 05, 2011, 10:18:02 pm
On a cleaner note! SUCCESS!
Took me alot longer then expected...but well worth the wait
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SO! That's the EVENT
A gold star to anyone who can make a comic of how they imagine it went down, I'll get down to it myself in a bit.
Post by: Rumrusher on September 05, 2011, 10:32:33 pm
but the beginning is a talk to some trapper on your name?
the trapper isn't caught in the blast or died from blood lost.
Post by: Tiruin on September 06, 2011, 07:16:47 am
Maybe...its the name...you made ale and booze a syndrome and cause them to bleed out?the fire where hit with a lit barrel of booze and ale then died from their melted fat.
but the beginning is a talk to some trapper on your name?
the trapper isn't caught in the blast or died from blood lost.
~~~
Anyway I was wondering how anyone uploads nigh perfect pictures. Using a fax doesn't work for me nor a camera since when I try uploading any of them the image is either lighter/darker or the lighting that it was caught in is now skewed.
Post by: Logrin on September 06, 2011, 08:35:06 am
Tiruin ~ I use a scanner, to scan things.
Post by: EmperorJon on September 06, 2011, 10:53:56 am
"You want proof? Oh Boss, I'm all about -alcohol-, so throwing this!"
*BOOM*
Post by: Xotano on September 06, 2011, 06:44:19 pm
Maybe he was proving he was the real boss-knight to the sceptical trapper? XD
"You want proof? Oh Boss, I'm all about -alcohol-, so throwing this!"
*BOOM*
it would be "Oh Boss, I'mall about -proof- so takin these" at witch point he takes the booze and lights it in the house, and then "YEAH!" *BOOM*.
Post by: Logrin on September 06, 2011, 08:09:25 pm
And without further ado, the next feature length escapade of Boss-Knight
The Alcho-haul
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Post by: SeriousConcentrate on September 06, 2011, 08:12:08 pm
Post by: Logrin on September 06, 2011, 08:15:32 pm
People enjoying it as much as SeriousConcentrate is what makes it all worth-while.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on September 06, 2011, 08:22:17 pm
Post by: Foamy on September 06, 2011, 08:48:20 pm
Post by: GloriousImp on September 06, 2011, 09:07:28 pm
Other than that I love me some Boss-Knight
Post by: Logrin on September 06, 2011, 09:18:41 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on September 06, 2011, 10:03:28 pm
hmm he also got away with this for death by fire doesn't track who kill them.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on September 06, 2011, 10:06:09 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on September 06, 2011, 10:19:14 pm
Correction: he got away with it because he's the boss. ^^^I said that for other folks who want to recreate this scene and not up to boss levels.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on September 06, 2011, 10:22:19 pm
Post by: Tiruin on September 07, 2011, 05:37:48 am
Edit: I notice a musical cue everytime Boss-Knight does something -unexpected-
Post by: Neonivek on September 07, 2011, 10:32:51 am
@ Artists out there who make the art and post them in this thread: Many people love your art no matter how "bad" you think it is. We just can't get the right words to express how much we love it :P
I can!
I just tend not to... with a few exceptions that I semi-regret
Post by: Logrin on September 08, 2011, 01:33:53 pm
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Post by: peri609667 on September 08, 2011, 09:25:30 pm
Journal of an Ontakmedtob laborer
Year: 251. Fortress: Ontakmedtob (Armblockade). Site: The Unkempt Mountain. Objective: To reclaim this Terrifying land, and make it habitable for those among the living once more.We arrived on the first of Granite, Spring, a time usually filled with life and joy, is instead consumed by death and fear. The Unkempt Mountains... So called for good reason; no living thing would dare set foot in this forsaken wasteland, yet by the will of the king himself, here we are. Life clearly avoids this place, but to say the area is devoid of it is not quite the case; things still "live" here, though not in the normal sense. The unfortunate creatures that get lost and wind up here are twisted by the mysterious forces surrounding this place into a form between life and death. Dead, but not at rest, alive, but not living. The others refer to them as the "undead". There was a great diversity of horrific creatures present; there were the "pleasant" creatures, the badgermen; badgers the size and shape of humans. They traveled in groups and were prone to huge fits of rage, slashing and biting everything in their path. While they had no objection to tearing through us in a murderous rage, they were the only creatures around that weren't actively out for our blood, only turning violent if we happened to get within view. How nice of them. Then there were the herbivores, yaks, goats and the like. Now, we wouldn't have a problem with these creatures usually, except these particular grazers have acquired a taste for the delicious "grass" that resides in dwarven skulls. And finally, there was the bane of our existence: the giant eagles. These monsters were as big as grizzly bears, traveled in packs, and wanted us for dinner. The nature of the mountain had of course twisted them into their "undead" form, flying on nothing but bones and emitting the most ear-splitting screech, these creatures defied every law of nature and were the bane of our existence.
As i watched a herd of "undead" elk chase down and devour the last member of the herd still clinging to its former life, i realized that we were truly in hell.
We quickly built a small wooden hut around the side of a hill using the supplies we brought and what we could salvage from the caravan. We built layered defenses, separating the entrance gates into multiple sections, and made each section able to be sealed off remotely, should the need arise. War dogs were also chained up near the entrance, the combination of their affectionate barks at us as we passed by and their vicious snarls at anything that came near gave us confidence that their loyalty and courage would protect us well. ...It didn't...
Our first mistake was underestimating the dangers of this land. We assumed that the combination of stout labor, dwarven engineering, our furry friends and ourselves, axe and crossbow in hand, could stand against the horrors this haunt could bring. But we sold our enemies' tenacity short. They would attack, and we would beat them back, but each time we would have losses; the dogs quickly fell, one after the other, soldiers had their feet and legs ripped off, forcing them onto crutches. Others weren't as lucky, and were torn asunder while they still drew breath... Sure, we slew more of them than they did of us, but our numbers were finite, theirs were not.
Fighting a losing battle, we were quickly forced to abandon the surface and all of the advantages of it - wood, flowing water, everything. Many died of thirst or infection from the shortage of water within the underground halls but we developed a plan in order to gather what we needed from the surface. Usually the eagles would perch atop the hill we live in, waiting for us to come out, but occasionally they would fly off to feast on the other creatures of the mountain. That's our chance. The men draw straws to see who goes, and everyone who draws a short straw has to head out to grab as many supplies as possible before the eagles return, this was known as running the gauntlet. Things got really bad after one gauntlet run where the men only just made it back a split second before the door was slammed in the pursuing eagles' face, they were enraged that we managed to escape, and they made sure we knew it. For days they stood right outside the door, preventing any attempt at venturing outside, all the while scraping their beaks and claws along the stone door and making a shrill cry. Few managed to sleep, and one was driven to insanity. Our greatest marksdwarf and military veteran, Deduk Ostathbomrek's mind snapped and he began screaming demands for "rock bars", something none of us had ever heard of. The expedition leader, Nish Onulstinthad attempted to calm him by explaining that we had no "rock bars", or any bars of anything for that matter; we were too preoccupied with staying alive to get a metal industry running, so our bars n' blocks stockpile was bone dry. He didn't take this news well, and immediately aimed his crossbow at Nish. He tried to escape, but Deduk had perfect aim, and shot him in the foot to prevent Nish from fleeing. As he closed in for the kill the rest of the military arrived, intent on stopping the senseless slaughter. Deduk re-prioritized and began shooting at the military personnel, this time aiming to kill. He shot 3 of the approaching troops in the upper body, piercing lungs and chipping ribs, before one poorly trained axedwarf managed to reach him. They engaged in melee combat but Deduk, being the combat veteran he is, still maintained the upper hand even though he was fighting with nothing but a crossbow. He dodged all of the soldiers attacks, retaliating with crippling strikes to the arm, head and lower body. After suffering multiple broken bones and a dented skull, the recruit finally managed to land a lucky strike, cleaving Deduk's skull in twain. The rampage was stopped, but at a steep cost. Cut off from water by the eagles at the gates, most of the wounded were expected to perish from thirst or infection. We resigned to our fate and began drinking ourselves into a stupor.
A few weeks later our fortunes changed for the better as the eagles grew bored and flew off to harass the other locals for a time, but more importantly, an elven caravan arrived. We seized the opportunity to rush out and gather as many supplies as we could, storing dozens of buckets of water and several bundles of wood. Once the elves arrived inside, we slammed shut the gates and hauled out everything of value we had that we could spare. The gods had truly blessed us this day as the elves had brought with them a true treasure to everyone in Ontakmedtob: a tamed lion! We were delighted when they told us they would trade it for the spare tables and chairs we brought to the depot, and just when we thought our luck couldn't possibly get any better an expeditionary force from the king arrived, seeking to find out why no news of this settlement had ever returned to the capital. Among those arriving were multiple military personnel, farmers with livestock, and the rest were skilled laborers. Praise the gods, we may just survive this! We purchased a few other basic supplies and then concluded trading with the elves, each side ecstatic with their acquisitions, they then went on their way. We welcomed the new arrivals with open arms, though none of us had the heart to tell them why no-one ever returned from this place in such a happy time. As the elves left Ontakmedtob to return to their homelands, the blessings of nature seemed to depart with them, as soon our enemies returned from their feast. We chained the lion up near the gate, the corpses of our dogs still rotting there, and stationed our newly bolstered military at the depot to shoot at invaders with crossbows. The farmers were informed that we didn't have access to enough grassland to keep their livestock fed, so they were to be butchered for food and bones to make crossbows and bolts with. One farmer, however, objected, saying that the animal he brought was his pet. The animal was a small rabbit, and would not be of much use to us dead anyway, so we allowed his request, and stationed the rabbit near the only patch of grass within our walls; just inside the gate, near where the lion was chained. Surprisingly, the lion never tried to eat the rabbit, to the contrary, they actually seemed to get along well; playing together in times of peace and when we were under attack, the lion would viciously defend the rabbit. It was a cross-species friendship that inspired the troops.
Many months went by and we had made some progress. Our force of arms was strong enough to hold the undead off at the gates, though venturing beyond them was still suicidal. The finishing touches were being made on our project to drain a section of the river into an underground reservoir, allowing us access to water without having to venture outside. The men were feeling good. For the first time we felt relatively safe within our walls. But our job wasn't to hide in a hole in the earth, being this accursed land's bitch. We were here to conquer it, to make it a pinnacle of glory for all of the mountainhomes to see. For that, we would need a hero, someone whose awe inspiring feats of bravery could push us forward to claim this region...
And a hero we did find, in Melbil Storlutalath.
It was the 2nd of Limestone, 252. Our military had just embarked on an expedition to the surface to escort our woodcutters as they gathered more lumber for our carpenters. Things were going smoothly until we were about halfway done, when the group was ambushed on all sides by undead yaks and elk. The woodcutters grabbed what they could and fled for their lives as the military attempted to fight off the approaching horde. Bone breaking close combat quickly ensued, as our army fought valiantly to stave them off. While we did eventually emerge victorious, there were many wounded. The remaining able bodied soldiers carried their wounded brothers and sisters back through the gates and into the hospital where our doctors were waiting. A lone eagle, seemingly waiting for this moment, seized the opportunity to attack while our defenses were weak. The lion still stood guard at the gate, but her body was battered from all the fighting, and she normally had the assistance of the military. It wasn't long before she was severely wounded and thrown into a heap against the wall. The remaining soldiers were quickly ordered to leave their comrades in the hospital and hurry to defend the entrance, but everyone knew they would not make it in time. The eagle now had nothing between it and the fortress proper, and choosing not to waste time finishing off the wounded lion, it dashed towards the entrance, eager to start its rampage.
But something stood in its way...
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The fight goes on for hours, but finally, Melbil wrestles the wounded eagle to the ground and a rookie axedwarf arrives to deliver the finishing blow. Melbil walks away unscathed, and returns to her friends' side, defending her loyally until she awakens.
Thanks to Melbil's valiant actions this day, the fort is saved. She single handedly fought off the forces of darkness, and saved over 30 dwarven lives because of it. The doctors tend to the lioness' wounds, and she soon returns to health. The two continue to stand guard at the gates to this day.
Will Armblockade truly succeed in its goal? Only the gods know for sure. But I for one feel that with such great heroes as Melbil Storlutalath defending us, we can triumph over evil and transform the unkempt mountains into a beacon of hope for all races, great and small.
Notes:
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Post by: Logrin on September 09, 2011, 12:58:08 pm
Monkey Business
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Divine Favor
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Also, Bonus
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Post by: Xotano on September 10, 2011, 01:53:47 am
Post by: Gerottomo on September 10, 2011, 09:38:14 pm
In part one I fought a couple vile hags with a swordswoman and a maceman, during which my maceman died, and then I started going across The Gulf of Elders (Almost across it, I have gone from a novice swimmer to a high master swimmer.)
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I just sorta left that swordswoman there, maybe in a later part I'll go back to her...
Post by: DrKillPatient on September 10, 2011, 10:01:16 pm
Post by: ......... on September 10, 2011, 10:07:13 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gCWdqvVgHmQ/TmwiDgLB3II/AAAAAAAAAdE/vnUVRJkirmU/s1600/dragon.PNG)
Post by: Innominate on September 11, 2011, 07:29:50 am
... I'm scared.
Post by: Xotano on September 11, 2011, 05:26:50 pm
Post by: darkflagrance on September 11, 2011, 05:31:44 pm
Image filenames are like cheat codes for .........'s work. And I'm still mostly in the dark. And there are monsters in the dark.
... I'm scared.
Wow, I didn't even see the dragon until I checked the file name. Then all of a sudden it became clear...and somewhat cute :3
Post by: Willfor on September 11, 2011, 06:14:57 pm
I think we're all just not used to having to analyze what a piece of art in this thread is supposed to mean. I think it's a refreshing change, personally.
Post by: Nivim on September 11, 2011, 06:48:18 pm
I actually saw it after about 10 seconds of looking at it.By which I estimate that I'm decent at this interpretating task. Noticing the fireball was the first second, the dragon the second second, and the railings/fort the third second or so. The "wave" is innappropriately regular though, and took me your post to see that way. I don't think any of his works have taken me a full 10 seconds to understand, excepting of course the .gif images, but I've only been able to see two of those.
.........'s work strikes me as messy, and I work on it mentally much like I would really bad handwriting or very young children's drawings. I can't fault his choices in what to draw though, but that might be DF talking.
Post by: TheMasterTurtle on September 11, 2011, 07:32:14 pm
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Post by: Haspen on September 12, 2011, 07:38:36 pm
Holy mother of awesome, is that a lightsabre in the last one?
I'm more absorbed by kung-fu flying reptilian monk, sorry.
Post by: Eric Blank on September 12, 2011, 11:49:59 pm
Post by: Neonivek on September 13, 2011, 04:16:56 am
Indeed. I think the sword supposed to be a katana or something similar, anyway. Or at least it's sheath.
It is in its Sheath
and if I were to place that character's country of inspiration... It would be the Middle East (or somewhere close to there)
Post by: Siquo on September 13, 2011, 04:49:14 am
Some more Boss-Knight, since this thread hasn't been jumping as of late.That made me laugh. How can you have any squid eye if you don't eat your gorilla lung?!
Post by: Reudh on September 13, 2011, 05:28:50 am
Request a thing i heard from 'What's going on in your adventure?' - when i can find it...
and begin drawing the journal of Iteb Taperedpages the Soaked Bowl of Paint- possibly the most famous dwarf in my fort. Famous to me, not really anyone else. :P
Post by: Logrin on September 13, 2011, 07:19:53 am
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That made me laugh. How can you have any squid eye if you don't eat your gorilla lung?!
Yeah, but the lungs of bipedal organisms that can laugh while both breathing IN and breathing OUT taste terrible.
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I should have more of a comic soon, and possibly more Boss-Knight. Maybe even a request as well if someone posts a particularly humorous or Boss combat log or screen shot.
Post by: Siquo on September 13, 2011, 07:37:40 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5diMImYIIA
Post by: Eric Blank on September 13, 2011, 12:53:33 pm
Just don't try to wrestle it or anything...
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=4934
I think I'll have an image to upload at some point in the near future, as well.
Post by: Logrin on September 13, 2011, 02:07:05 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on September 13, 2011, 02:23:44 pm
Post by: Logrin on September 13, 2011, 04:50:08 pm
Firstly....
A chuckle inducing comic
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Secondly, for the Hy-Five-dra
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Post by: Haspen on September 13, 2011, 05:13:56 pm
Post by: TheMasterTurtle on September 13, 2011, 06:08:46 pm
Make a Boss-Knight with the name Bateman holding a turtle flag.
Post by: Xotano on September 14, 2011, 04:44:44 am
Post by: Logrin on September 14, 2011, 12:34:04 pm
Also, Bateman, the turtle lord.
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All kidding aside, or rather to the topic at hand, how my first few adventurer's turned out.
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And how gladiatorial games would probably work in DF
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Post by: gomwon on September 14, 2011, 01:12:11 pm
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Post by: Gizogin on September 14, 2011, 04:08:28 pm
Post by: gomwon on September 14, 2011, 04:13:54 pm
How can I post my pictures here? Is there some site that I can upload them to first or something?
There are many sites to upload your images. I use photobucket, but there are many more.
Post by: Theodolus on September 14, 2011, 04:50:26 pm
How can I post my pictures here? Is there some site that I can upload them to first or something?I'll take Jappa's job and suggest img.ie due to the simplicity of it and the ability to post one off pictures without needing to create an account or anything.
Post by: Gizogin on September 14, 2011, 05:06:45 pm
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Post by: A Spoony Bard on September 14, 2011, 06:14:42 pm
Okay, here goes.These are fantastic, and remind me quite a bit of Shook's comics.Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)Really big pictures, be warned.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Jimlad11 on September 15, 2011, 01:08:55 am
Post by: Xotano on September 15, 2011, 04:26:57 am
that being said nice comics :P
i wana see someone draw a guy in full "menaces with spikes" equipment xD
i had a guy a wile ago and 90% of his stuff was "menaces with spikes", think the only thing that wasn't was his socks and loincloth, he was in full iron and had two shields and a sword on the right hand/arm with the other hand empty xD
i dont wear more then 2 shields and i think of the shields as actually being one connected to the upper arm and one in the hand with the sword
he broke limbs and wrestled away weapons to beat the enemies to death with even tho he had a sword xD
Post by: TheMasterTurtle on September 15, 2011, 06:34:09 am
Post by: Mrhappyface on September 15, 2011, 09:38:25 am
Post by: NRDL on September 15, 2011, 09:38:54 am
Post by: freeformschooler on September 15, 2011, 10:25:29 am
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This is the most half-assed thing I've drawn in a while.
Post by: Mrhappyface on September 15, 2011, 10:30:32 am
Post by: Rumrusher on September 16, 2011, 12:37:09 pm
this can be done pre-31.26 just it needs some modding and use of DFhack Dfusion
Post by: Axedwarf on September 16, 2011, 02:24:50 pm
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The next day, Onol takes his axe and goes to the barracks training with his friends. Not a single fuck was given that day.
But the next battle was less glorious for the poor dwarf. A strong siege force, outnumbering my army, is approaching. He charges, but the goblin spearmaster gives him a hard time. He ended in the overcrowded hospital once again, but this time with a broken leg and a screwed right arm. He is in the same bed than the previous speardwarf, that have the left arm cut open. But Onol leaves before him, with a crutch and a splint on the leg. He lost the ability to grasp and stand.
Now, he is retired. I forgot to mention that he never, ever was unhappy.
Post by: Darion on September 16, 2011, 03:02:32 pm
(http://img.ie/9cc2c.png)
Post by: Logrin on September 17, 2011, 03:34:52 pm
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Also, various Non-Boss-Knight hilarity
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BONUS!
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Post by: freeformschooler on September 17, 2011, 03:57:24 pm
Post by: magmaholic on September 17, 2011, 05:05:32 pm
well yes.
Post by: TheMasterTurtle on September 17, 2011, 09:13:01 pm
Post by: Tiruin on September 17, 2011, 11:52:33 pm
Vegetables grow and wither...
Thats about 100 tiles of dead food...
NECROMANCY, RAISE THE VEGETABLES!
WE WILL RULE THE WORLD THROUGH HEALTHY GOODNESS!!
Post by: Mister Dirks on September 18, 2011, 12:55:48 am
Every village = Farm plots
Vegetables grow and wither...
Thats about 100 tiles of dead food...
NECROMANCY, RAISE THE VEGETABLES!
WE WILL RULE THE WORLD THROUGH HEALTHY GOODNESS!!
I gotta sig this, laughed my ass off.
Post by: ......... on September 19, 2011, 03:25:39 pm
Post by: ......... on September 19, 2011, 03:29:30 pm
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boom Post by: gomwon on September 19, 2011, 03:45:30 pm
Post by: Karnewarrior on September 19, 2011, 05:19:32 pm
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This man is TOO DAMN HIGH.
Post by: Axedwarf on September 19, 2011, 07:05:59 pm
Portal radio hit by lightning?DAMN YOU!
I have the music stuck in my head now.
tutulutuutut~
Post by: Logrin on September 19, 2011, 10:29:35 pm
Dwarven Daycare
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Rogue's Gallery
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Post by: SeriousConcentrate on September 19, 2011, 10:32:23 pm
Post by: Logrin on September 20, 2011, 01:33:39 am
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Post by: Xotano on September 20, 2011, 02:21:10 am
Post by: Neonivek on September 20, 2011, 02:42:52 am
bad ass samurai guy?
Given the use of Yin and Yan... no
Post by: Xotano on September 20, 2011, 06:36:41 am
Post by: gomwon on September 20, 2011, 05:10:37 pm
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Post by: Haspen on September 20, 2011, 05:18:21 pm
Yes I'm on sugar rush but I sitll like that pic :P
Post by: Robocorn on September 21, 2011, 06:12:50 pm
After becoming acquainted with nightbeasts I found my biggest annoyance was civilians.
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Post by: Ultimuh on September 21, 2011, 06:15:39 pm
I'm a little new to the recent version of DF.
After becoming acquainted with nightbeasts I found my biggest annoyance was civilians.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Looking forward to that elf's misadventures. :P
Post by: SirAaronIII on September 21, 2011, 06:51:48 pm
Post by: Drevlin on September 22, 2011, 04:40:04 am
The guy in the last panel looks like he's got his trollface on.
He doesn't look like. That is a real trollface :D
I like your comic Robocorn, I hope that the story will continue
Post by: Byteheart on September 22, 2011, 12:13:46 pm
I'm a little new to the recent version of DF.
After becoming acquainted with nightbeasts I found my biggest annoyance was civilians.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne started playing on my radio the moment I clicked spoiler. Nice.
Post by: Shook on September 23, 2011, 04:57:43 pm
Also, i postulate a theory as to how first strikes are decided.
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Floodgate beats fist!
Post by: Gizogin on September 23, 2011, 06:07:41 pm
Ah, Shook, your artwork always brightens my day.
Post by: Robocorn on September 24, 2011, 02:21:59 pm
Spoiler: spoiled for ultraviolence (click to show/hide)
Post by: Logrin on September 24, 2011, 08:57:09 pm
Also, hillarity ensues in 3
2
1
-Dwarven Health Plan-
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-Long Patrol-
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-Venerated for Heroic Deeds-
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BONUS
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Post by: Gizogin on September 24, 2011, 09:37:26 pm
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Spoiler: said hydra, I dunno if this could be drawn... It just wouldn't die! (click to show/hide)
Post by: SuicideJunkie on September 24, 2011, 11:26:39 pm
Can we not keep these things to 1280 or less?
Post by: Logrin on September 25, 2011, 05:25:29 am
What ever happened with the King of all Goblins?
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Fan Art because Alu is awesome...
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Renewable Resources...
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BONUS
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Post by: Yoink on September 25, 2011, 05:29:46 am
Post by: Logrin on September 25, 2011, 05:37:06 am
Post by: SuicideJunkie on September 25, 2011, 05:41:21 pm
Its just that you put awesome on paper, and then between the post scroll bars and crappy browser resizing algorithms, it can't be seen properly.
Post by: Neoskel on September 27, 2011, 02:32:21 am
Sorry for being grumpy.
Its just that you put awesome on paper, and then between the post scroll bars and crappy browser resizing algorithms, it can't be seen properly.
right click, view image
Post by: TrueWolves on September 27, 2011, 03:47:36 am
Comic request (though I may join in drawing a few horrible comics as well): A swordsmen getting his sword stuck in someone, and when he pulls at it with both hands... suddenly finding himself with two swords, then selling said two swords to a merchant later only for it to revert in to a single sword again. :B
Post by: Xotano on September 27, 2011, 05:02:36 am
they seem to protect everything but your fingers and toes.
nvm i'll do it myself! WITH PAINTBRUSH YEAH!
Post by: Rumrusher on September 27, 2011, 08:09:18 am
Just finished reading the whole thread. XDor maybe have the guy hold the sword with both hands and trying to fool a show keep that it really two swords and make the adventurer have a shook face.
Comic request (though I may join in drawing a few horrible comics as well): A swordsmen getting his sword stuck in someone, and when he pulls at it with both hands... suddenly finding himself with two swords, then selling said two swords to a merchant later only for it to revert in to a single sword again. :B
Post by: Shook on September 27, 2011, 01:06:09 pm
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I considered having banditmans head explode, but i settled for the dumbstruck stare.
Post by: Gizogin on September 27, 2011, 03:20:04 pm
Post by: TrueWolves on September 27, 2011, 09:13:19 pm
Post by: Robocorn on September 27, 2011, 10:31:15 pm
In which our bloadsoaked heroine comes across a derelict castle.
It's always a derelict castle.
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I doodled a Boss-knight with a hilariously non-canon plume
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Post by: Kay on September 27, 2011, 10:48:20 pm
Post by: Xotano on September 28, 2011, 04:49:01 am
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duno how i would do that other suggestion i had, full spiky equipment xD
Post by: Logrin on September 28, 2011, 06:35:13 am
Love the most recent Alu and gratitious cod peice fan service Robocorn.
Post by: SuicideJunkie on September 29, 2011, 10:29:25 pm
right click, view imageThat's how you *cause* bad resizing when the pic is still really big.
But never mind that.
Here is a belated addition to the Dwarven Cooking comics:
Armok's Kitchen:
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Post by: SirAaronIII on September 29, 2011, 11:05:16 pm
Post by: SuicideJunkie on September 29, 2011, 11:30:26 pm
#3's Bumper Sticker:
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Post by: Deimos56 on September 29, 2011, 11:34:02 pm
I think the worrying part about this is that those appear to be humans...right click, view imageThat's how you *cause* bad resizing when the pic is still really big.
But never mind that.
Here is a belated addition to the Dwarven Cooking comics:
Armok's Kitchen:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
...Humans that share dwarven tastes in food, apparently.
Post by: Neonivek on September 29, 2011, 11:35:05 pm
Heheh, that was pretty funny. I always did wonder how dwarves found out the quality of food.
Lets just say a Dwarf's greatest love is a blender
Post by: Xotano on October 02, 2011, 04:27:15 am
Heheh, that was pretty funny. I always did wonder how dwarves found out the quality of food.
Lets just say a Dwarf's greatest love is a blender
now all that needs to be done is a dwarfs "will it blend" type comic but instead of blend its mince.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 02, 2011, 04:41:44 am
Post by: Xotano on October 02, 2011, 06:36:39 am
And instead of a blender, it's a ☼<<☼Steel Serrated Disc☼>>☼ Trap.na instead of blender its beard, cus you know thats how dwarfs mince stuff, they use there beards like steel wool.
Post by: Tel Riker on October 02, 2011, 09:21:19 pm
(http://droidz.org/share/19023/1317608869.png)
Post by: ......... on October 02, 2011, 10:15:01 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OgMWl-_zUks/TokoZbCsMbI/AAAAAAAAAes/QX1s8kAyMAc/s1600/poison-dwarf.png)
dwarf poisoner
dwarf poisoner
Post by: Tradanbattlan on October 02, 2011, 10:42:25 pm
An elven sword and shieldsman (three shields equipped, one sword) running into a night creature's lair to kill a Night Creature...
...And proceeding to stab his wife multiple times in the head while he stands a few feet away. He doesn't notice that his wife is being slaughtered until the elf dodges away from a kick towards him, where he proceeds to shout that he has killed an impressive one person.
The elf turns around to attack the Night Creature, but the wife jams her foot through the elf's head.
Post by: Tel Riker on October 03, 2011, 01:34:14 am
(http://droidz.org/share/19023/1317623697.png)
Post by: rico196534 on October 03, 2011, 05:23:15 am
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Can someone make an image for that?
Post by: Robocorn on October 03, 2011, 02:25:04 pm
I was fighting a Troglodyte and, well, this happened:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Can someone make an image for that?
(http://i.imgur.com/GIYnC.png)
Sure can Bro.
Post by: Kromgar on October 03, 2011, 02:40:14 pm
*applauds*I was fighting a Troglodyte and, well, this happened:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Can someone make an image for that?
(http://i.imgur.com/GIYnC.png)
Sure can Bro.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on October 03, 2011, 05:28:36 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on October 03, 2011, 05:30:27 pm
Here you are good sir!He prefers Elf McHomosexualElf.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
But well done, haha.
Post by: Gizogin on October 03, 2011, 08:52:44 pm
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Spoiler: Throwing Your Bow Always Works (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tel Riker on October 03, 2011, 09:28:03 pm
Post by: TrueWolves on October 04, 2011, 12:54:08 am
Post by: Eric Blank on October 04, 2011, 12:57:11 am
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This is the first time I've actually tried to make a legitimately meaningful image this way.
C&C appreciated.
Post by: SirAaronIII on October 04, 2011, 01:03:51 am
Post by: Vester on October 04, 2011, 03:07:07 am
Post by: Tel Riker on October 04, 2011, 03:50:15 am
(http://droidz.org/share/19023/1317718314.png)
Post by: DG on October 04, 2011, 07:01:33 am
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Can't let this go away without a high-five.
Post by: rico196534 on October 04, 2011, 08:14:51 am
Sure can Bro.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Awesome!
Post by: Eric Blank on October 04, 2011, 03:30:14 pm
That's really awesome, actually. It looks like it would fit on an extremely long tapestry detailing the history of the world or a stained glass window or something.
Or maybe a rubbing of a stone relief on a wall, or a mural on an ancient tomb.
Well thanks. I'm thinking of doing another one now, but it wouldn't be started until this weekend most likely. College is Fun.
I'm definitely gonna work on proportions and cleaning up the lines, as I was disappointed with those areas of the work.
Post by: Xotano on October 05, 2011, 04:01:46 pm
That's really awesome, actually. It looks like it would fit on an extremely long tapestry detailing the history of the world or a stained glass window or something.Or maybe a rubbing of a stone relief on a wall, or a mural on an ancient tomb.
Well thanks. I'm thinking of doing another one now, but it wouldn't be started until this weekend most likely. College is Fun.
I'm definitely gonna work on proportions and cleaning up the lines, as I was disappointed with those areas of the work.
do one for boss knight fighting something awesome like a hy-five-dra, just cus that would make the black and white thing even more awesome :P
Post by: Tradanbattlan on October 05, 2011, 09:52:36 pm
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I swear to Armok, I ended up throwing my bow at him and dealing more damage than the arrows.
Post by: Rumrusher on October 06, 2011, 09:13:24 pm
another victim on the use of bow use.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I swear to Armok, I ended up throwing my bow at him and dealing more damage than the arrows.
Throw your arrows, never fire them, don't walk into the 3 tiles radius that is the enemy vision while sneaking. That's is the archer's way.
Post by: Robocorn on October 07, 2011, 09:03:21 pm
Spoiler: That time Alu killed brigands with a fat lady (click to show/hide)
I'm going to have to find some goblins and hope they're not ganguro or something.
Post by: Chilton on October 08, 2011, 09:00:29 am
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That is the Lone, Robed Bandit.
Who Disemboweled Me, and Cut into My Head with an Iron Longsword.
I am the Slightly Obscure Corpse on the Ground behind Him.
I fashion Him as some kind of Cultist, since He was Alone. And Robed.
I also tried to make it look like Blood was still Squirting out of My Wounds.
Also, it was the Middle of the Night.
Hence the Weird Strokes.
Post by: Logrin on October 08, 2011, 11:05:52 am
So I give you your average demi-god.
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Post by: jetex1911 on October 08, 2011, 11:23:57 am
Ah, mods. Many (read: maybe five) of you may have heard about my corrupt creatures with liquid iron for blood. Well, I was playing as one, and this happened:I've had many kills this way, including a hydra.Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler: said hydra, I dunno if this could be drawn... It just wouldn't die! (click to show/hide)
Could you tell me how you modded that in? I wanna be able to kill people with my blood, too! :-\
Post by: Neonivek on October 08, 2011, 11:27:01 am
A Dragon breathed fire on them and slowly their skin melted off... But they still swarmed the dragon stabbing it with knives until it died.
It was like a scene out of a horror movie.
That is what I'd draw if I could draw.
Post by: Gizogin on October 08, 2011, 05:02:09 pm
Ah, mods. Many (read: maybe five) of you may have heard about my corrupt creatures with liquid iron for blood. Well, I was playing as one, and this happened:I've had many kills this way, including a hydra.Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler: said hydra, I dunno if this could be drawn... It just wouldn't die! (click to show/hide)
Could you tell me how you modded that in? I wanna be able to kill people with my blood, too! :-\
My sig has a link to the relevant thread.
Post by: UristMcHuman on October 08, 2011, 10:59:01 pm
Edit: WHOOPS. Wrong thread. Sorry, guys.
Post by: TailorTF on October 09, 2011, 03:25:18 am
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Post by: Xotano on October 09, 2011, 05:12:59 am
Post by: Logrin on October 09, 2011, 06:36:41 am
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Post by: UristMcHuman on October 09, 2011, 07:27:22 am
So,I started up my adventurer for the first time in a while and witnessed a hilarious event that I am going to recount with my really poor art skills:Did that actually happen, or did you just remember that from a fort mode outpost?
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Post by: Greiger on October 09, 2011, 10:05:06 am
Folks can age while not on the map, but they don't check to see whether they should be dead until they actually end up in an active zone. Odds of it happening get higher and higher the longer it was since worldgen ended. Playing a fort for a time before adventuring causes it to happen quite often due to the sped up timescale.
Manage to play a single world for 120 years, and every single human historical figure will suddenly suffer an existence failure when they come within a mile of an adventurer. Adventurers are the laws of physics made manifest.
Post by: Neonivek on October 09, 2011, 11:36:49 am
I can vouch for that it can happen. And can happen in adventure mode too, although having run a fort before the adventure increases the odds of it happening.
Folks can age while not on the map, but they don't check to see whether they should be dead until they actually end up in an active zone. Odds of it happening get higher and higher the longer it was since worldgen ended. Playing a fort for a time before adventuring causes it to happen quite often due to the sped up timescale.
Manage to play a single world for 120 years, and every single human historical figure will suddenly suffer an existence failure when they come within a mile of an adventurer. Adventurers are the laws of physics made manifest.
It is because Death itself hovers so closely to Adventurers that they just forget about everyone else... until they come into earshot that is.
Post by: Gizogin on October 09, 2011, 01:17:58 pm
You rush by the Giant Bat!
The Giant Bat misses you!
The Giant Bat has died of old age.
Post by: Vester on October 09, 2011, 10:29:41 pm
I can vouch for that it can happen. And can happen in adventure mode too, although having run a fort before the adventure increases the odds of it happening.
Folks can age while not on the map, but they don't check to see whether they should be dead until they actually end up in an active zone. Odds of it happening get higher and higher the longer it was since worldgen ended. Playing a fort for a time before adventuring causes it to happen quite often due to the sped up timescale.
Manage to play a single world for 120 years, and every single human historical figure will suddenly suffer an existence failure when they come within a mile of an adventurer. Adventurers are the laws of physics made manifest.
It is because Death itself hovers so closely to Adventurers that they just forget about everyone else... until they come into earshot that is.
You are an adventurer, and you exist to make everything in the world the way it should be. That is to say, dead.
Post by: TailorTF on October 10, 2011, 01:17:31 am
(http://img.ie/a2306.png)
I promptly came back and killed the hell out of them,up until some threshers,spinners and cooks (i.e. the professions with the knives) ganged up on me and stabbed me in the brain.
Post by: Neonivek on October 10, 2011, 01:20:46 am
So,shortly after the mysterious death of the Spearman,this happened:
(http://img.ie/a2306.png)
I promptly came back and killed the hell out of them,up until some threshers,spinners and cooks (i.e. the professions with the knives) ganged up on me and stabbed me in the brain.
IMO you should have made the planet a Square floating in outerspace (not a cube. a square)
Post by: TailorTF on October 10, 2011, 01:28:44 am
IMO you should have made the planet a Square floating in outerspace (not a cube. a square)Good point,didn't really think to work that through.
Ah well,I suppose there's always the next terribly drawn comic where half the people have indentations in their heads.
Post by: DG on October 10, 2011, 04:10:50 am
Post by: Nega on October 10, 2011, 09:44:19 am
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Post by: Jalapeño Cheesepuffs on October 10, 2011, 09:04:08 pm
:D
Post by: DG on October 11, 2011, 03:36:49 am
Could someone try to draw this? It has my corrupt adventurer chucking a burning lion corpse, lodging into another lion's body and damaging their lung.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I think this is close.
Friend of mine drew something absolutely hilarious, I thought it would be nice to share with you peoples.
(http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m110/Daezanartist/2d%20misc/dflions.jpg)
Post by: Sonlirain on October 11, 2011, 04:47:55 am
His chin is somewhat narrow. His ears are slightly splayed. His head is dented.Add "His teeth are tangled" as well.
Post by: piecewise on October 11, 2011, 04:08:59 pm
Post by: gomwon on October 11, 2011, 04:17:41 pm
2000 replies! :D
Its over 2000!
...
Not the same.
Post by: Ultimuh on October 11, 2011, 04:20:30 pm
2000 replies! :D
Its over 2000!
...
Not the same.
2001: A
Oh wait.. not anymore..
Post by: Kay on October 11, 2011, 08:59:09 pm
That'll make drawing the adventure's of my new adventuress a lot more... interesting than I was expecting. :P
Post by: Reudh on October 11, 2011, 09:06:17 pm
Post by: TailorTF on October 11, 2011, 10:01:33 pm
Man, i wish I could draw decently.With no offense to anyone in this thread,I'm pretty sure drawing decently is no longer a limit here.You just have to make sure you can get the point across.
Post by: piecewise on October 11, 2011, 10:17:12 pm
Post by: Kay on October 11, 2011, 11:16:13 pm
This was too much fun to make...
Demigod Outsider Adventurer.
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Post by: ......... on October 12, 2011, 07:49:47 am
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Post by: Kilroy the Grand on October 12, 2011, 10:18:55 am
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"I feel the warp overtaking me... It is a good pain!"
Post by: Logrin on October 12, 2011, 12:06:21 pm
Duck, Duck, Goose.
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Armok's favored
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The Lodge at Swampgrave
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A Band of Merry men
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Post by: ClkWrkJester on October 12, 2011, 03:03:02 pm
Nice work DG, and an especially humorous entry from Kay. Motivated me to sketch up a few more pics. Though honestly I'm running low on ideas until the new update.
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Can't stop laughing. That poor legless dude.
Post by: Roboboy33 on October 12, 2011, 04:25:27 pm
Post by: Kay on October 12, 2011, 08:24:07 pm
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Post by: Ultimuh on October 12, 2011, 08:30:28 pm
The world ends here.
So far.. nothing..
Post by: Kay on October 12, 2011, 08:34:07 pm
Post by: Gizogin on October 12, 2011, 08:45:35 pm
The continued adventures of Romimi Eculece!Do-do-do-dooo! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGE0P_jWWSg)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Eric Blank on October 12, 2011, 08:56:17 pm
And here we are.
This was too much fun to make...
Demigod Outsider Adventurer.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Aww... You blocked the ‼content‼
Yes, not content, but ‼content‼
Blur it with ‼fire‼
Post by: Karnewarrior on October 12, 2011, 09:13:24 pm
Oh my god my boobs are on fire!And here we are.
This was too much fun to make...
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Aww... You blocked the ‼content‼
Yes, not content, but ‼content‼
Blur it with ‼fire‼
I'm so hot.
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Post by: Eric Blank on October 12, 2011, 09:33:30 pm
Post by: Bloogonis on October 12, 2011, 10:27:38 pm
The continued adventures of Romimi Eculece!hehe Boss Knight is just of screen lolSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: DG on October 13, 2011, 01:17:57 am
The continued adventures of Romimi Eculece!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I love how happy the backpack looks.
Post by: Eric Blank on October 13, 2011, 11:53:33 am
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Post by: Nega on October 13, 2011, 08:22:06 pm
WARNING: HORRIBLE-LOOKING PICTURE UP AHEAD!
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Post by: Eric Blank on October 13, 2011, 10:21:19 pm
Post by: ......... on October 14, 2011, 07:56:12 pm
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Post by: Yoink on October 14, 2011, 08:41:56 pm
I'm guessing he's either lord of a castle with his guards, or a noble-turned adventurer out to seek great wealth and ancient secrets, accompanied by a greatly-varied retinue of veteran warriors.
Post by: ShoesandHats on October 14, 2011, 11:19:26 pm
Post by: tagg on October 15, 2011, 12:24:25 am
Post by: Nukarama on October 15, 2011, 08:43:23 pm
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Awesomesauce in picture form.
Post by: Rumrusher on October 15, 2011, 09:40:41 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder2/zombie-adventures-2.png)
companion turn into an infected after a night creature raid (playing corrosion, with my dfhack dfusion mods to race change and turn a human wild),
so far what happen next was the fort one by one being pick off and turning into infected and me running out the same door.
I condemn those people to horribly die and likely won't go back there.
Post by: Xotano on October 19, 2011, 07:32:12 am
Post by: ......... on October 19, 2011, 05:50:31 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-CZsmgRQujHQ/Tp9TvcuOgwI/AAAAAAAAAfM/3iG4D06lw08/s1600/rook.gif)
Post by: ShoesandHats on October 19, 2011, 06:08:17 pm
Yeah, that seems just like 9dots.
Post by: BCPowers on October 19, 2011, 07:15:02 pm
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Post by: ......... on October 19, 2011, 09:54:06 pm
I have a group of peasants, all are injured just like me, and we went to kill a forest titan. We get to the shrine and I'm looking for it, but before I see it, our Cook slashed it in the lower body with his copper slicing knife and ripped the titan in half, on his first attack :O
I made the one from TheCoolSideofthePillow's story into a blanket:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YHOt-EHVx7A/Tp-DcxGBtOI/AAAAAAAAAfU/poRFYB7t7y0/s1600/story-blanket.png)
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on October 19, 2011, 09:57:57 pm
Post by: Logrin on October 19, 2011, 10:59:02 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on October 20, 2011, 12:22:30 am
Post by: TrueWolves on October 20, 2011, 12:26:05 am
Post by: BCPowers on October 20, 2011, 05:44:21 am
Post by: Reudh on October 20, 2011, 06:21:55 am
Post by: Logrin on October 20, 2011, 09:15:23 am
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noooo, we cant let it die!!! draw more funny stuff!
Thy will be done.
Legendary Biter - Origins
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Weathering Heights
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BONUS
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Post by: Yoink on October 20, 2011, 09:24:34 am
Post by: Ogdibus on October 20, 2011, 10:23:14 am
Post by: Eric Blank on October 20, 2011, 10:33:37 am
Post by: Tsukana on October 20, 2011, 02:19:37 pm
Does anyone else notice how incredibly creepy Ninedot is?
I mean he just shows up, posts trippy/creepy-looking pictures of epic quality ( and blankets, ) and vanishes; rarely, if ever, says a word.
It's like he's some creepy pictureblanketninja.
-Nervously checking shadows in the room, shifty eyes-
Post by: NotWellKnown on October 20, 2011, 02:49:34 pm
Post by: gompasta on October 20, 2011, 05:19:56 pm
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Post by: Reudh on October 20, 2011, 06:29:38 pm
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Post by: Tsukana on October 20, 2011, 08:38:15 pm
Post by: Xotano on October 21, 2011, 03:37:30 am
Post by: Reudh on October 21, 2011, 06:00:57 am
I really should get a'drawin'. I'm loathe to draw because I have motor control issues with my hands, so I can type effectively but movements like drawing is difficult. I can barely draw a stick figure adequately.
Post by: gomwon on October 22, 2011, 03:53:12 pm
This is how i feel most of my "Skilled" companions seem like.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just letting people know this is me. I logged onto the wrong acc v.v
Post by: Shook on October 22, 2011, 04:35:59 pm
My parody was left in the shadow of dot9 so no one commented on it. :'(I liked it. c:
Also, unarmed combat.
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It's deadly.
Post by: Yoink on October 22, 2011, 05:15:27 pm
And that is one purty foot. Seriously.
Post by: gomwon on October 22, 2011, 05:38:41 pm
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MORALE:
Not a good idea to throw your weapon away in joy.
And you NEVER have an advantage.
*Gets overshadowed by shook
Post by: Eric Blank on October 22, 2011, 10:02:21 pm
And so was Shook's.
I use a lot of unarmed combat along with my weapons (usually a sword or axe...)
Biting seems the most formidable: once you latch on their priority sometimes becomes breaking your grip, and if you shake them around you'll either cause immense damage or tear it off if it's a limb or small extremity. Possibly the head or lower body if they're small.
Anyway, I'm now in possession of my favorite drawing tools: Charcoal pencils and paper sticks! And a scanner if I become not-lazy. Any good requests sitting out there?
Post by: Tiruin on October 22, 2011, 11:58:07 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on October 23, 2011, 12:16:18 am
Post by: Igfig on October 23, 2011, 02:21:51 am
My last major adventurer, a human woman with a sort of ninja thing going on. No armour, two longswords, super-fast and super-stealthy. Her finest hour was when she took on a roc singlehandedly. She killed it without it ever landing a blow in return; in fact, it never even saw who killed it (she slashed out both its eyes before she broke stealth).
Her worst hour was just after that, when she was walking away and accidentally got trampled to death by a yak.
Post by: Eric Blank on October 23, 2011, 04:23:52 pm
Post by: Igfig on October 23, 2011, 10:27:53 pm
Post by: Logrin on October 25, 2011, 06:27:45 pm
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I have a request.
My last major adventurer, a human woman with a sort of ninja thing going on. No armour, two longswords, super-fast and super-stealthy. Her finest hour was when she took on a roc singlehandedly. She killed it without it ever landing a blow in return; in fact, it never even saw who killed it (she slashed out both its eyes before she broke stealth).
Her worst hour was just after that, when she was walking away and accidentally got trampled to death by a yak.
DONE and DONE
-Roc and Roll
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-Celebrity, the double edged sword.
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-You Either Slam with the Best....
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Post by: SeriousConcentrate on October 25, 2011, 06:43:15 pm
2nd thought: Boss Knight 34? @_@
3rd thought: Huh, I figured that would happen faster... :3
Post by: Tiruin on October 25, 2011, 07:57:37 pm
Post by: Logrin on October 25, 2011, 08:08:41 pm
Yeah...I really need to cut off one of those hands and misc use it....
Post by: Igfig on October 25, 2011, 08:12:46 pm
Post by: Logrin on October 25, 2011, 08:29:31 pm
Can't really help but draw the really good stuff.
In fact, -Celebrity, the double edged sword- came from how people would slaughter my allies when I crossed into other kingdoms. But as long as I just played with ants and beetles and let them settle old scores, I was golden. Lets you weed out the weaklings too!
Post by: Logrin on October 26, 2011, 04:53:54 pm
Because I forgot to attach a pic to the others as the usual..
BONUS
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Post by: Rip0k on October 27, 2011, 01:18:50 pm
Also...D-D-D-Double Post!
Because I forgot to attach a pic to the others as the usual..
And as usual You are forgiven cos' you post epic stuff .
Thanks ;]
Post by: Baron OhShi on October 28, 2011, 03:54:59 am
I was playing Genesis mod as a werewolf, main skill: Throwing. I wandered into the bandit game and was summoning fire arrows and shooting them with a stolen bow, unfortuantly because werewolve cant put points into bows, I kept missing, all the while the melee bandits were getting closer. So I said, Bugger it, and just started throwing flaming arrows by hand. Generally disabling them with the hits from the arrow and then the fire finishing them off. Eventually I had killed most of them, except the Leader who i couldnt find. So I wander amongst the flaming trees and ash until the guy popped out from the smoke and started hitting me pretty damn hard. At this point, It was past time for throwing. On top of a small hill surronded my a burnign forest they fought, him with a sword and armour and A werewolf holding a flaming arrow stabbing it into him. Fortuantly I got lucky and a lucky stab knocked him to the ground. I stepped back, threw a bunch of flaming arrows. As his blood boiled I walked away, Into the sunset.
Alternatly you can tell the tale of how that werewolf later fell in a river, couldnt get out and when night fell, the river froze over.
Post by: Logrin on October 28, 2011, 06:16:43 pm
A Demon, because Nine Dots gets me in a demony sort of mind set. Even when he doesn't post.
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A half color Redux of a Panel I liked from the last batch of comics.
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Jousting Armor, I like this one better then the pencil sketch for some reason
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Vampire Imigrant. Personally not a fan of how it turned out.
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Post by: ......... on October 28, 2011, 06:44:56 pm
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Post by: SuicideJunkie on October 28, 2011, 08:01:33 pm
Surely every adventure has been here:
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Post by: Reudh on October 28, 2011, 08:34:48 pm
And also, my first thought upon seeing the rug was 'This is an artifact engraving of a rug. The rug is spinning. 9dots is laughing. Bay 12 Forumites are in the fetal position. This rug menaces with spikes of animation.'
Post by: TrueWolves on October 29, 2011, 06:20:22 am
And my favorite part about .........'s artwork is the reactions from others.
Someone want to draw an adventurer who takes hours to finally bleed out from an arrow to the neck, long after having already killed the ones who did it?
Bonus points for the alternate ending where he survives and keeps the arrow around in a few more adventures before retiring (Never checked if he still had it after retirement..)
Post by: DarkerDark on October 31, 2011, 01:46:49 am
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Post by: Logrin on October 31, 2011, 04:59:59 am
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Post by: Gizogin on October 31, 2011, 08:09:06 am
Post by: Neonivek on October 31, 2011, 08:11:33 am
Then again it is hard to capture the terror of an undersleep assault when the opposition are the size of children.
Post by: Yoink on October 31, 2011, 11:35:45 am
Also, I set it as my desktop background. That's how awesome it is.
Post by: Logrin on October 31, 2011, 11:58:47 am
Post by: Rumrusher on October 31, 2011, 12:22:26 pm
Notice the only one holding his own has a beard....now that's accuracythe only survivor of that fateful night.
later went on to build a town on top of the corpses of those he slayed on that day.
named, "IrimaComatose" off of the lazy-good-for-nothing-elf that slept through the event.
There in the middle of the town is a Bronzed statue with Sir Ivan BeardedAxe standing on piles of goblin bodies and Irima's
Post by: Tiruin on October 31, 2011, 08:22:51 pm
This kills a lot of my adventurers:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Missed art like this :D
And for all my life, this is the only forum where people post frequent art, no matter how simple or complex they are.
I love DF.
Just wish my scanner would stop staining my papers with colored lines when it uploads...
Edit: Hold up, why isn't this thread stickied??
Post by: SuicideJunkie on October 31, 2011, 09:39:23 pm
Post by: Doomshifter on November 01, 2011, 11:04:14 am
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Post by: Logrin on November 01, 2011, 03:41:04 pm
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Post by: ......... on November 01, 2011, 04:44:52 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Kv2Y9ba3U7A/TrBnxaU0iTI/AAAAAAAAAgo/TU6wXGYYs0g/s1600/carpenter.png)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4wVAVJQsPZs/TrDBnree47I/AAAAAAAAAgw/koUMSUJn8ms/s1600/forest-titan-.gif)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4wVAVJQsPZs/TrDBnree47I/AAAAAAAAAgw/koUMSUJn8ms/s1600/forest-titan-.gif)
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Post by: Logrin on November 01, 2011, 05:03:21 pm
Close only counts....
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Post by: Reudh on November 01, 2011, 06:41:33 pm
As for 9dots, I like it. The carpenter's happy!
Post by: Logrin on November 01, 2011, 06:54:13 pm
I played one of two brothers who were impoverished nobility. A utter narcisist who utterly opposed any "Progressive" thinkers in the peasantry. The family creed was "Nothing matters so much as blood."
Long story short. I killed so many people on him they changed the entire perma-death system.
Good times....
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Post by: Megaman3321 on November 01, 2011, 11:48:54 pm
Edit: Hold up, why isn't this thread stickied??
Because it doesn't need to be :D
Post by: Neonivek on November 01, 2011, 11:55:54 pm
Edit: Hold up, why isn't this thread stickied??
Because it doesn't need to be :D
Dear goodness YES!
I really hate pointless stickies or stickies that never come off LONG after a thread stopped being helpful or useful (or where the thread is fixed WAY later in the thread and not in a seperate thread)
My motto is to NEVER use stickies unless it is for the absolute benefit of everyone. Drawings definately don't help everyone who goes to this thread.
Post by: Duntada Man on November 02, 2011, 12:40:52 am
Post by: Argonnek on November 02, 2011, 02:13:17 am
Post by: Xotano on November 02, 2011, 03:21:14 am
by this i mean send the nobles in, its kinda like a magma chamber full of super awesome engravings.
and by "engravings" i mean the only clue to what it actually is is the name of the pic itself, only found by viewing the image and scrolling to the end of the link.
Post by: Neonivek on November 02, 2011, 08:52:07 am
and by "engravings" i mean the only clue to what it actually is is the name of the pic itself, only found by viewing the image and scrolling to the end of the link.
His art is pretty straight forward. It is just drawn atypically.
In fact one of the major criticisms I have of his art is that it doesn't involve dwarf fortress at all but that is just me.
Post by: Kilroy the Grand on November 02, 2011, 10:42:02 am
and by "engravings" i mean the only clue to what it actually is is the name of the pic itself, only found by viewing the image and scrolling to the end of the link.
His art is pretty straight forward. It is just drawn atypically.
In fact one of the major criticisms I have of his art is that it doesn't involve dwarf fortress at all but that is just me.
You blind, foo'?
Post by: Neonivek on November 02, 2011, 11:44:28 am
and by "engravings" i mean the only clue to what it actually is is the name of the pic itself, only found by viewing the image and scrolling to the end of the link.
His art is pretty straight forward. It is just drawn atypically.
In fact one of the major criticisms I have of his art is that it doesn't involve dwarf fortress at all but that is just me.
You blind, foo'?
I don't know... I'll go ask the pioneers.
Post by: Shook on November 02, 2011, 04:46:55 pm
Also, i wonder when Toady will implement more organ functions???
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On the other hand, always good to have more meatshield in your body. Can't have your lungs getting bruised, right?
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on November 02, 2011, 04:48:53 pm
Post by: Greiger on November 02, 2011, 05:00:49 pm
*fieldgoal*
I always thought it was odd how indestructible any bodypart with the [UPPERBODY] tag on it was. I've seen dragons bite ducks in the upperbody and the ducks coming away from it with nothing more than a broken rib and some moderate bleeding, because the upperbody is just downright invincible.
I was recently going to mod in some little flying bat things that attack in swarms, then I realized that they are basically all upperbody and would be very hard to actually KILL because no matter how big you are compared to them, and how large your sword is compared to you, you can't destroy 90% of their bodymass.
Post by: Xotano on November 02, 2011, 05:10:01 pm
Post by: Shook on November 02, 2011, 05:26:07 pm
I'll be looking forward to the time where caving in chests becomes plausible again, though. Rib jammings are dandy and all, but you can't reliably get those silly ribs to poke out a vital organ with a blunt weapon.
Post by: Gizogin on November 02, 2011, 07:24:15 pm
Rib jammings are dandy and all, but you can't reliably get those silly ribs to poke out a vital organ with a blunt weapon.I was about to agree with you, but then I had a sudden moment of clarity, and realized that doing so would make me a horrible person. Then I got over it. Well done Shook.
Post by: Eric Blank on November 02, 2011, 10:19:43 pm
I was actually going to do that drawing igfig suggested despite Logrin ninja'ing me, and doing way better in the first place, before I'd even finished a rough pencil plan of the final product. Then a WILD-ASS English essay appeared and wasted all my time over the last week or so. I subsequently died a little inside. Mostly the artistic portion of me, to boot.
So that's my excuse. I was thinking about doing one from my own adventures - killing the dragon empress, in all it's bloody glory. I really felt bad for her, having to die so slowly and horribly. Hardly got 5-6 shots in on the three of us.
Post by: DG on November 03, 2011, 01:35:03 am
*fieldgoal*
I thought he hit the post?
Post by: Deimos56 on November 03, 2011, 02:04:07 am
It's dwarven football, of course. They're*fieldgoal*
I thought he hit the post?
Post by: agertor on November 03, 2011, 03:23:55 pm
http://oi40.tinypic.com/2en5obn.jpg
Post by: BranRhi on November 03, 2011, 10:03:22 pm
This kills a lot of my adventurers:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just wanted to say that's some amazing artwork, have anymore?
Post by: Tiruin on November 04, 2011, 05:19:16 am
This kills a lot of my adventurers:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just wanted to say that's some amazing artwork, have anymore?
Look for the Elves of Amanereli in the Hall of Legends or in the Forum Games and Roleplaying sub-forum. Lotsa epic art there.
Oh and does anyone know a faster image upload site than photobucket? Hours to upload just ten pics...
Post by: Neonivek on November 04, 2011, 08:36:42 am
By all means I am a big meanie but I think people should mostly ignore my criticism.
Post by: Logrin on November 04, 2011, 12:35:00 pm
Why there are Ghost Towns
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Battle Cry
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Big Giant Adventures
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Legendary Pikeman
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Extreamely Low Linguistics Ability
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Post by: Kilroy the Grand on November 04, 2011, 06:46:09 pm
Time for an art dump!
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(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Bueno+Lol+Cat_e2eda0_1507803.jpg)
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on November 04, 2011, 06:56:06 pm
Post by: Catastrophic lolcats on November 05, 2011, 12:45:13 am
Also;
Big Giant Adventures
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Post by: freeformschooler on November 05, 2011, 09:27:24 am
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Post by: UltraValican on November 05, 2011, 09:36:56 am
lol elf adventurersDem Umies still do that?Spoiler: Welcome! I have a quest for you! (click to show/hide)
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Post by: ......... on November 05, 2011, 01:24:29 pm
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wizened axelord
wizened axelord
Post by: Ahra on November 05, 2011, 04:24:39 pm
Post by: Wuggeh on November 05, 2011, 08:32:35 pm
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Sorry for the bad quality. I WILL IMPROVE!
Post by: Eric Blank on November 05, 2011, 08:48:39 pm
I still don't have any good idea of what to do with my charcoal bits. I'm thinking about drawing my run-in with some orcs, but I'm terrible with human figures in the first place.
Post by: Wuggeh on November 05, 2011, 08:50:44 pm
It's good. Only the second pic is a little indistinguishable. If I were willing to try a style like that, I would probably emphasize the outlines and important features of characters a bit more. If you did, it would be perfectly clear and still very good.
I still don't have any good idea of what to do with my charcoal bits. I'm thinking about drawing my run-in with some orcs, but I'm terrible with human figures in the first place.
Yeah, I realized that at the end but being the lazy ass I am I didn't do anything about it
Post by: ......... on November 05, 2011, 10:37:50 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sZuNt5F1d7U/TrXMs5_KQvI/AAAAAAAAAho/HpMq27p_CeQ/s1600/butcherandareanimatedlowerhalfofarottedpig.PNG)
Post by: SuicideJunkie on November 05, 2011, 10:46:12 pm
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Post by: Crozarius on November 05, 2011, 10:49:11 pm
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Post by: Eric Blank on November 05, 2011, 11:07:27 pm
Post by: BranRhi on November 06, 2011, 11:08:03 pm
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Just wanted to say that's some amazing artwork, have anymore?
Look for the Elves of Amanereli in the Hall of Legends or in the Forum Games and Roleplaying sub-forum. Lotsa epic art there.
Oh and does anyone know a faster image upload site than photobucket? Hours to upload just ten pics...
Had a look at the Elves of Amanereli. Can no longer pull the lever the same. *snicker*
Post by: ......... on November 08, 2011, 11:04:26 am
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Post by: magmaholic on November 08, 2011, 12:08:54 pm
looks like a werecow.
Post by: Logrin on November 08, 2011, 12:18:14 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on November 08, 2011, 12:45:14 pm
I almost thought it was a vortigaunt at first...
Post by: Neonivek on November 08, 2011, 12:47:52 pm
Post by: Kay on November 08, 2011, 05:47:46 pm
Post by: Reudh on November 08, 2011, 06:09:38 pm
Post by: Nega on November 08, 2011, 08:31:13 pm
Thanks for the instant migraine hahahah
I almost thought it was a vortigaunt at first...
Hmm... What if vortigaunts were made into DF as a mod... :-\
Post by: Reudh on November 08, 2011, 08:45:03 pm
Post by: Ogdibus on November 08, 2011, 09:09:01 pm
Post by: Neonivek on November 08, 2011, 09:10:39 pm
I thought it might be a Kobold at first. It looks like it's either moving fast, or caught between worlds, like an unstable ghost, or something.
It is attempting to instill the "Falling Sickness" onto its enemies.
Either that or it is a pokemon and it is evolving.
Post by: Reudh on November 08, 2011, 09:29:01 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6tQIvvGYreQ/TrlRin8QAwI/AAAAAAAAAiA/Jl5MjzPE_-A/s1600/croc1.gif)
IT IS HAPPENING! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwT8FOyXkMw)
Post by: SirAaronIII on November 09, 2011, 01:38:14 am
Post by: Eric Blank on November 09, 2011, 01:45:42 am
Post by: Bardum Idith on November 09, 2011, 01:49:03 am
Post by: Logrin on November 10, 2011, 10:14:17 pm
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I'm running out of stuff to draw...
Post by: Neonivek on November 10, 2011, 10:16:58 pm
When did this become a point and click?
Post by: Kilroy the Grand on November 10, 2011, 11:41:31 pm
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I'm running out of stuff to draw...
Draw a high master thrower blinding people with pocket sand!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYY4bJVSbjg&feature=related
Basically think of an adventurer based on that video, and I shall be highly amused. Bonus if it involves buildren being sand blasted!
Post by: Robocorn on November 11, 2011, 12:10:43 am
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Jeez, am I ever immature.
Post by: Logrin on November 11, 2011, 03:03:09 am
Post by: Trodglen on November 11, 2011, 03:39:59 am
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Post by: Neonivek on November 11, 2011, 09:33:57 am
I'm running out of stuff to draw...
You really don't have to draw for the sake of drawing even if you will have a hoard of rabit forumgoers on your back to make more.
Yes I said rabit... The rabid ones are no big deal. The ones related to lagomorphs are the ones you should be concerned about.
Post by: ivze on November 11, 2011, 09:54:54 am
I'm running out of stuff to draw...
Why don't we start "draw your fortress happenings" in the respective board. There is much to draw regarding things, that go on in fortress mode.
Post by: Logrin on November 11, 2011, 01:02:11 pm
Post by: Xotano on November 11, 2011, 05:16:37 pm
Because my near soviet-era computer can't handle fortress mode....funny, my near prehistoric computer can run fortress mode fine.
Post by: Kilroy the Grand on November 12, 2011, 03:27:48 am
Because my near soviet-era computer can't handle fortress mode....
I believe with certian hacks you can play a 1x1 fort, Set your POP cap to about 20-30, and you COULD mod out most vermin. That should help your FPS.
Post by: Logrin on November 12, 2011, 02:41:00 pm
How many of you have sunk to this wonderful low in adventure mode?
-Waste Not, Want Not-
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Post by: Rumrusher on November 12, 2011, 03:22:20 pm
BAM!I sure don't best to keep night creatures alive just for the factor of them being the only creature to cook edible human organs. It helps that I don't play a human race.
How many of you have rose to this wonderful high in adventure mode?
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Post by: Happy Demon on November 12, 2011, 07:02:09 pm
I can't remember the name for some reason, she was an elf (it was with the Genesis mod, so it was an Ezarkim Elf, but you can just say it's a normal elf, not that much a difference).
But after exploring a bit, I ran into a cave entrance, I went down and found an expanding cavern. There was Cave Spider and Giant Cave Spider webs everywhere, and I had gotten lost.
I explored quite a bit, never ran into a single Giant Cave Spider, but the river presented an opportunity. I trained my swimming skill so I could swim, and swim I did, trying to find something to fight.
The adventure ended with a glitch happening while I slept and dumped me outside, and the game crashed after reaching a village (but you can make something else happen).
Guess that's kinda a commission.
Post by: freeformschooler on November 12, 2011, 08:30:34 pm
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on November 12, 2011, 08:34:07 pm
Post by: Karnewarrior on November 12, 2011, 08:49:10 pm
Post by: UltraValican on November 12, 2011, 08:51:14 pm
...BUT IF BOSS KNIGHT IS NOT HUMAN/DWARVEN, THEN WHAT IS HE?I thought he was a keeper.
Post by: Rumrusher on November 12, 2011, 09:09:14 pm
...BUT IF BOSS KNIGHT IS NOT HUMAN/DWARVEN, THEN WHAT IS HE?he's human just doesn't mind eating sentient meat out of a bowl.
Post by: Tiruin on November 12, 2011, 10:23:03 pm
...BUT IF BOSS KNIGHT IS NOT HUMAN/DWARVEN, THEN WHAT IS HE?he's human just doesn't mind eating sentient meat out of a bowl.
Well...You cannot recognize what exactly that piece of meat is in reality though. DF luckily places name tags right on the food to tell what it really is! And they're edible!
Post by: Logrin on November 13, 2011, 12:22:02 am
And by DF standards at least, a paragon of virtue. I often wonder what it would be like, for a villager to join up with him. A living legend with countless tales of heroism. Then see him do something strange like bite a goblin's teeth or carpet a cave with giraffe necks.
Post by: Eric Blank on November 13, 2011, 05:00:05 pm
Fortunately for them, my companions usually (usually) try to kill them faster than I do.
I STILL haven't drawn anything yet besides a worthless little comic. I was giggling like a small girl at a sleepover at the time, which made everyone else in the room feel awkward for sure.
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My handwriting is utterly pathetic, I know. I never learned how to hold a pencil the right way, draw a straight line (squiggles all over the place) or make even duplicates of images like letters, so each character is almost completely different from the last of the same letter.
Post by: Reudh on November 13, 2011, 06:28:59 pm
First I accidentally changed it into 'coral battle axe'. Then after trying to turn it back it became 'Urist mcForgotten Beast's Pancreatic tissue battleaxe'. Needless to say, I discarded it.
I can't draw this on my own, so I'm requesting this if possible. I was a dwarven female thrower/ambusher with about ten kills and a modded black goblin creature with a horn on his head as a companion (swordsman).
Post by: Kay on November 13, 2011, 07:16:40 pm
Poor Romimi, for instance, got ambushed by a Voracious Cave Crawler mere seconds after the last battle I drew as she was fast travelling. I didn't know how tough they were, and got eaten.
Not sure what to do, now. :(
Post by: Tiruin on November 14, 2011, 04:43:03 am
You know, every time I set about writing drawing the adventures of one of my characters, they get killed horribly within a few hours.
Poor Romimi, for instance, got ambushed by a Voracious Cave Crawler mere seconds after the last battle I drew as she was fast travelling. I didn't know how tough they were, and got eaten.
Not sure what to do, now. :(
Draw a character that knows his/her fate, do something that is utterly deadly that nobody in their right minds would not see death, then avert it. :), Requesting it to be an elf archer, vanilla DF.
Post by: Rumrusher on November 14, 2011, 05:24:32 am
Why not make a demi god character and try to keep your companions alive as long as possible.You know, every time I set about writing drawing the adventures of one of my characters, they get killed horribly within a few hours.
Poor Romimi, for instance, got ambushed by a Voracious Cave Crawler mere seconds after the last battle I drew as she was fast travelling. I didn't know how tough they were, and got eaten.
Not sure what to do, now. :(
Draw a character that knows his/her fate, do something that is utterly deadly that nobody in their right minds would not see death, then avert it. :), Requesting it to be an elf archer, vanilla DF.
Post by: Kaiser Reinhard on November 14, 2011, 10:30:47 am
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...I wouldn't mind if someone made a better version of it, though, especially since he's missing his shield.
Post by: Logrin on November 14, 2011, 02:44:15 pm
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Also...Stuff
Smashing!
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The Measure of a Man
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Bonus
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Post by: Neonivek on November 14, 2011, 03:23:47 pm
Post by: StreetPizza on November 14, 2011, 04:56:32 pm
Except what if it goes wrong? *dun dun duuun*
(http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n588/facepuncher5/funeralpyre.png)
Post by: Kaiser Reinhard on November 14, 2011, 06:44:29 pm
Post by: Neonivek on November 14, 2011, 10:41:17 pm
MIND you I know the exact feeling. I got it playing Suikeoden II and getting near the end.
Post by: flieroflight on November 15, 2011, 03:14:59 am
Is it wrong that i am treating BOSS-KNIGHT as the epitome of adventurer playing?BAM!I sure don't best to keep night creatures alive just for the factor of them being the only creature to cook edible human organs. It helps that I don't play a human race.
How many of you have rose to this wonderful high in adventure mode?
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Post by: SeriousConcentrate on November 15, 2011, 03:19:11 am
Is it wrong that i am treating BOSS-KNIGHT as the epitome of adventurer playing?
As a mindless zealot, I'd say if so I never want to be right. :3 I need to figure out some good stats and mod in a BOSS-KNIGHT sword, with the special attack of poking with the pommel. Then you could poke someone's eyes out with those fingers...
Post by: Reudh on November 15, 2011, 04:38:59 am
Post by: UltraValican on November 15, 2011, 04:30:32 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM09Ml2W_ts&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM09Ml2W_ts&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL)
Just replace the orc with the warhammer with 5 dusk elves.
Post by: Shook on November 15, 2011, 05:08:55 pm
Smashing!Y'know, this reminds me... of MUSCLE WIZARD (http://i51.tinypic.com/2eovghl.png). All down to the moustache, bald head, ho ho ho and FIST. Uncanny resemblance! (and in case you wonder, this is a good thing)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sadly i have no comic available, what with Skyrim taking up ONE MILLION hours per day. Not that it seems like we're lacking comics right now. c:
Post by: blawrg on November 15, 2011, 07:25:09 pm
Post by: Shook on November 16, 2011, 11:44:11 am
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Because of the sound effects they make, going all the way from DEVONIAN DESTRUCTION to CRETACEOUS CALAMITY. :U
Oh, and the mom jokes. Can't forget them.
Post by: Kaiser Reinhard on November 16, 2011, 11:52:10 am
Post by: Shook on November 16, 2011, 11:53:30 am
Post by: Gizogin on November 16, 2011, 02:21:07 pm
Aw shit, that it does! Well then, i know what my next adventure is going to be all about. :DIt's going to be the fish-slapping dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s)?
Post by: Logrin on November 16, 2011, 02:55:04 pm
For Shook
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That's what you get for being all about -Coelacanths-
Also, my Very Large for a Nord striker that started out using modded in knuckle dusters ((thanks SeriousConcentrate)) but eventually switched to scratch attacks. Why? Because they ended up MORE effective, I was bruising brains for instant kills more often then caving in skulls with a steel blunt object.
And decapitated a boogie-man with my bare hands ((Bear hands?!?))
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Also...
Bonus.
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Post by: SeriousConcentrate on November 16, 2011, 03:03:42 pm
Post by: Yoink on November 16, 2011, 06:42:32 pm
I really like that guy for some reason. :D If he has any ongoing adventures, let us know!
*I think this is the term I meant... The cossacks often wore thick, ornately furred clothes, yes? And the moustaches, of course. Or perhaps I'm thinking more of boyars. I dunno. :-[
Post by: bitterhorn on November 16, 2011, 06:45:54 pm
It's more succinct than ".........".
I was pronouncing it "double-ellipsis" in my head but now I guess I'll have to upgrade that to "triple-ellipsis."
HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND
Post by: Logrin on November 17, 2011, 12:16:05 am
For Yoink
Chapter 15 - Shichong
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Also Mega-Bonus
I carry this on my person AT ALL TIMES just for emergenceis.
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Post by: Ross Vernal on November 17, 2011, 02:31:09 am
You have been warned. Also, this is finger paint. I have a laptop with a touchpad. I herped and I derped and I forgot to grab my mouse.
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Post by: freeformschooler on November 17, 2011, 09:19:59 am
Post by: Shook on November 17, 2011, 11:29:49 am
For Shook(http://i.imgur.com/L0qhd.png)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That's what you get for being all about -Coelacanths-
I'm all about -Coelacanths-, so making boss-knight smiley.
@Ross Vernal: Yaknow, quality doesn't really matter. Check out my stuff, it's horridly drawn. :U
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on November 17, 2011, 11:31:41 am
(http://i.imgur.com/L0qhd.png)
I'm all about -Coelacanths-, so making boss-knight smiley.
;u; This is the best thing ever.
Post by: Logrin on November 17, 2011, 02:36:26 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on November 17, 2011, 03:05:54 pm
Post by: Xotano on November 17, 2011, 03:17:50 pm
Post by: Logrin on November 17, 2011, 03:19:47 pm
Post by: Xotano on November 17, 2011, 03:22:29 pm
so who wants to draw a guy wearing 10 shields on his left arm :D
that or draw a guy deflecting fall damage with a shield. cus that just dont make sense.
Post by: Logrin on November 17, 2011, 03:39:31 pm
Post by: gomwon on November 17, 2011, 05:56:06 pm
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Post by: Monk321654 on November 17, 2011, 09:29:28 pm
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Post by: Ross Vernal on November 17, 2011, 10:34:42 pm
@Ross Vernal: Yaknow, quality doesn't really matter. Check out my stuff, it's horridly drawn. :U
My lack of quality is why I don't do art, which is why my art lacks quality, which is why I don't do art.
I take pictures. XD
Post by: Crozarius on November 18, 2011, 06:26:30 am
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Post by: Logrin on November 18, 2011, 05:57:12 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/L0qhd.png) is that a DRILL ARM?! I'm all about -drill arms-! I now refuse to see that as a kite sheild, in favor of him drilling a way into hell.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on November 18, 2011, 06:41:51 pm
;u;
I think I love that idea.
Post by: Logrin on November 18, 2011, 06:53:12 pm
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Played this one straight Xotano
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Post by: Lexyvil on November 19, 2011, 05:16:22 am
I seriously tried out Adventure Mode before ever trying Fortress mode on my first playthrough.
Post by: Logrin on November 19, 2011, 07:54:17 am
Some of my best stuff yet, DF wise.
Bottygaard!
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(http://i.imgur.com/L0qhd.png) Wanderer's Friend
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(http://i.imgur.com/L0qhd.png) Dabbling Cameomanship
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Standing Room Only
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BONUS
On a self imposed challenge made vanilla elves ((wood armor, wood weapons)) Look bad ass.
As a direct result I'm pretty sure I'd have my dwarves calling them "forest goblins"
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Post by: Garath on November 19, 2011, 12:01:31 pm
But i cant draw
at all
Post by: Eric Blank on November 19, 2011, 12:09:36 pm
Also, logrin; elves are fairly frightening when you go for the "complete nutjob" look like that.
And dabbling cameomanship and wanderer's friend made me chuckle.
Post by: Flaede on November 19, 2011, 12:29:27 pm
Also, logrin; elves are fairly frightening when you go for the "complete nutjob" look like that.
Seconded. I will now start imagining elf ambushes like so in fortress mode. Bushes suddenly seeming to come to life and spring at my poor dwarves.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on November 19, 2011, 12:56:30 pm
Post by: Garath on November 19, 2011, 01:12:41 pm
Post by: Kaiser Reinhard on November 19, 2011, 01:31:14 pm
From the strange fortress he emerged, filled with equipment to replace the ones he lost in the fall down the demon holes, he had wandered the strange forests for many days. The flora, the fauna.. he was too afraid to be sure, he did not want to get his hopes up.
And then, he saw them. They were unmistakable.
He had found the world of his dreams at last.
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But not all was well. This world was.. unstable. Too often, he would find the reality around him crumbling, as though this world were a shoddily craftedslice of the multiverse that had no true place. Every time his sense faded before he found himself awakening in what should have been the past, those words always came, and rang in his mind.
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And yeah, if Toady ever gives weapons chances to block I am making a metal drill arm. He didn't gain any weapons, by the way, I just forgot to draw his shield the first time
Post by: Dutchling on November 19, 2011, 04:05:39 pm
Post by: Ross Vernal on November 19, 2011, 08:51:41 pm
if Toady ever gives weapons chances to block
You strike at the Kaiser Reinhard, but the shot is parried!
Post by: Kaiser Reinhard on November 19, 2011, 11:43:46 pm
Post by: Ross Vernal on November 20, 2011, 01:02:35 am
*shrugs*
Post by: Kaiser Reinhard on November 20, 2011, 01:26:15 am
Post by: Logrin on November 20, 2011, 02:45:11 am
......
Carry on!
Post by: Xotano on November 20, 2011, 09:37:48 am
D-D-D-double postlol epic, with how he left a trail i'd have to say you did both of them, the 10 sheilds and the blocking surface damage xD
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and you managed to get a metroid reference in there as well xD
Post by: Wuag on November 20, 2011, 09:05:29 pm
Bog Trolls are somehow GREAT at making copper pierce through the even finest adamantine. They were a huge hassle for my fortress, and they pose an even greater threat to my adventurer apparently.
Post by: Tiruin on November 21, 2011, 05:18:55 am
(http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/3/28/932588//bogtrawlin.png)
Bog Trolls are somehow GREAT at making copper pierce through the even finest adamantine. They were a huge hassle for my fortress, and they pose an even greater threat to my adventurer apparently.
New definition of overkill + literal Trollface. Score one for you. Accursed troll...
;D
Post by: Xotano on November 21, 2011, 08:21:05 am
grab and chop usually ends in one turn victories on my side.
actually started a head collection and set my guy's job title to elite head collector and broke into triple digits with the collection all sitting on one floor tile in a reclaimed lair.
Post by: Rumrusher on November 21, 2011, 10:03:41 am
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder2/adventures-in-itemspells-1.png)
1# the Ankh of flickering fire.
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2# Ankh of Demonic Conjuring
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Post by: Kaiser Reinhard on November 21, 2011, 10:22:01 am
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I think there were literally hundreds of rabbits infesting an abandoned fort. The rs were everywhere.
Post by: vonFaust on November 21, 2011, 12:13:09 pm
Also, my Very Large for a Nord striker
How do I get this race? WHAT MUST I DO
Post by: Wuag on November 21, 2011, 02:38:48 pm
i never seem to have trouble with trolls usually cleave them in half or decapitate them with my steel longsword in one swing, my guy is kinda a badass, think i'm in iron armor but i have a steel long and use wrestling with my offhand.
grab and chop usually ends in one turn victories on my side.
actually started a head collection and set my guy's job title to elite head collector and broke into triple digits with the collection all sitting on one floor tile in a reclaimed lair.
I use a mod called Legends of Forlorn Realms. It even says in their description that they are stronger than normal trolls. Their skin is hella-thick as well, because before I found my masterwork adamantine longsword I had a well-crafted steel longsword, and their leather armor (in heavy layers I might add) usually resulted in the attack bouncing off. They're all inside my favorite fort (that I copied and abandoned prematurely for Adventurer shiggles), and all the dumbass Nephal wrestlers in the surrounding forts end up dead before they can even do significant damage to a goblin. Eventually I cleared out the fortress, after a few savescums (and killing sprees in a Martial Trance).
EDITED:
Changed his skin to black. The green skin looked better when I first drew it, but the black skin is works with the same dark-green outline.
Post by: Ross Vernal on November 21, 2011, 03:05:39 pm
I kind of want to make one about the dangers of archery. Show an adventurer getting missed by an arrow, the adventurer killing the rest of the horde, the adventurer getting shot through the head with a bolt as he poses on the corpses, and then the archer firing arrows into the adventurer's staked body while wearing the adventurer's backpack.
Post by: Logrin on November 21, 2011, 03:06:36 pm
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Good times.
And VonFaust, Nords are part of the Genesis mod, if you're going to adventure do it in style.
Post by: Garath on November 21, 2011, 03:41:15 pm
Post by: freeformschooler on November 21, 2011, 03:52:48 pm
Also, my Very Large for a Nord striker
How do I get this race? WHAT MUST I DO
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=52988.0
Post by: Muffindog on November 21, 2011, 04:01:46 pm
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Post by: Nighthawk on November 21, 2011, 04:16:57 pm
My favorite panel is the "you lose hold the the willow crossbow."
Just looking at it brings back memories that make me say, "OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT" :D
Post by: RealFear on November 21, 2011, 07:59:53 pm
So, i walk into a castle...
Post by: Rumrusher on November 22, 2011, 01:55:39 am
My adventuress teaches a local bandit why attackingHis first mistake is stopping you from using the crossbow, for those have slow reaction time and more likely to get you killed. you better off teaching your self how to throw so you can pick up the arrows you miss than having a slight chance at losing them forever.girls is bad.CrossbowWomen in the wrist is bad.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xotano on November 22, 2011, 11:17:37 am
My adventuress teaches a local bandit why attackingHis first mistake is stopping you from using the crossbow, for those have slow reaction time and more likely to get you killed. you better off teaching your self how to throw so you can pick up the arrows you miss than having a slight chance at losing them forever.girls is bad.CrossbowWomen in the wrist is bad.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
i'll also point out i hit almost every shot with my crossbow when i use it, and for some reason almost every hit leaves the enemy running for his/her life if they have one left.
Post by: RealFear on November 22, 2011, 03:39:11 pm
Arrows/bolts are almost as painful as a cut off arm.My adventuress teaches a local bandit why attackingHis first mistake is stopping you from using the crossbow, for those have slow reaction time and more likely to get you killed. you better off teaching your self how to throw so you can pick up the arrows you miss than having a slight chance at losing them forever.girls is bad.CrossbowWomen in the wrist is bad.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
i'll also point out i hit almost every shot with my crossbow when i use it, and for some reason almost every hit leaves the enemy running for his/her life if they have one left.
Post by: Muffindog on November 22, 2011, 08:51:36 pm
I dunno why, but I really like the sytle - especially the blood.Thanks, I just started using photoshop and just got into digital drawing. And yes, gotta love the moments when you know you're screwed and flail around in panic, trying to survive :D
My favorite panel is the "you lose hold the the willow crossbow."
Just looking at it brings back memories that make me say, "OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT" :D
About the crossbow thing, I find them rather efficient, but only if you have a
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Post by: Gizogin on November 22, 2011, 09:31:23 pm
THIS IS SO GREAT.I dunno why, but I really like the sytle - especially the blood.Thanks, I just started using photoshop and just got into digital drawing. And yes, gotta love the moments when you know you're screwed and flail around in panic, trying to survive :D
My favorite panel is the "you lose hold the the willow crossbow."
Just looking at it brings back memories that make me say, "OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT" :D
About the crossbow thing, I find them rather efficient, but only if you have ameatshieldcompanion. When you're alone, especially with multiple enemies, they'll get you before you can reload and react. I guess throwing is better then, but I don't have the patience to throw rocks around in order to train it to perfection.Another of my heroine's misadventures. :P I took some artistic liberties, hope the ending isn't confusing.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
'Gizogin' Windyplains, Rawmancer has died of laughter.
There are few greater joys than seeing a grizzled old bandit die completely at random right in front of you.
Post by: Logrin on November 22, 2011, 09:44:37 pm
Minotuar at the Sauna!
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Post by: BranRhi on November 22, 2011, 10:38:33 pm
A goofy picture I got talked into doing, thought I'd share it.Manish Man the Manly Minatuar!
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Post by: Gizogin on November 22, 2011, 10:40:53 pm
I think you mean ManotaurA goofy picture I got talked into doing, thought I'd share it.Manish Man the Manly Minatuar!
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Post by: RealFear on November 23, 2011, 12:21:33 am
Wait, so you were fighting someone who spontaneously died of old age?I dunno why, but I really like the sytle - especially the blood.Thanks, I just started using photoshop and just got into digital drawing. And yes, gotta love the moments when you know you're screwed and flail around in panic, trying to survive :D
My favorite panel is the "you lose hold the the willow crossbow."
Just looking at it brings back memories that make me say, "OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT" :D
About the crossbow thing, I find them rather efficient, but only if you have ameatshieldcompanion. When you're alone, especially with multiple enemies, they'll get you before you can reload and react. I guess throwing is better then, but I don't have the patience to throw rocks around in order to train it to perfection.Another of my heroine's misadventures. :P I took some artistic liberties, hope the ending isn't confusing.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And i hear people complaining about retirement age now.
Post by: Logrin on November 23, 2011, 04:56:46 am
BONUS
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Post by: Yoink on November 23, 2011, 04:59:07 am
That is a totally different style to your usual, but I definitely like it! It looks to me kindof like an old, distorted (water damaged?) photgraph.
I like this new style, and a novel idea too! :D I'm sure there'd be plenty of ghosts about after the apocalypse...
Post by: Logrin on November 23, 2011, 06:01:43 am
That being said, if anyone actually takes a picture of them and at least another person doing something dwarfy...I'll make a kick-ass version of it in that style.
Post by: Lifeinsteps on November 27, 2011, 01:13:31 pm
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Post by: Neonivek on November 27, 2011, 02:18:46 pm
To the point where I have to ask: "Was that intentional?"
Post by: Lifeinsteps on November 27, 2011, 02:22:43 pm
Here's another, for the record. 20% less anus bleeding!
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Post by: Deon on November 27, 2011, 03:13:06 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on November 27, 2011, 04:48:57 pm
I request a drawing of an encounter with my "night maidens" by Logrin :).can I also request a drawing of "night maiden Adventuress" hyjinks, also by Logrin?
Post by: Lifeinsteps on November 27, 2011, 04:50:34 pm
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Sick of my mouse drawn, poor art-style yet? Haha.
Post by: Logrin on November 28, 2011, 08:55:51 am
Post by: Xotano on November 29, 2011, 07:44:05 am
Post by: Ogdibus on November 29, 2011, 11:05:07 am
Post by: Garath on November 29, 2011, 11:28:40 am
Post by: Sallen on November 29, 2011, 02:37:59 pm
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Link in case it's too wide:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9554756/adventure.png (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9554756/adventure.png)
Post by: Eric Blank on November 29, 2011, 05:10:03 pm
Post by: Lifeinsteps on November 29, 2011, 09:02:09 pm
One more!x3 I like how the minotaur seems disdainful toward you.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sick of my mouse drawn, poor art-style yet? Haha.
And indeed, he was! I have never seen such a haughty display of disdain!
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I like dwawing. :D
Given that I'm drawing in MS Paint though. With a mouse. I kinda draw on paper, not digitally.
But I still try because it's entertaining~
Post by: Logrin on December 01, 2011, 03:16:17 pm
That said, might as well toss in a BONUS
Same guy as the man-o-taur convinced me into doing a quick sketch of a fairly boss naga sorcerer. Then had the stones to complain that I spelled the name wrong. I strongly reminded him that IT'S FREE BUDDY before adding an adendum. And fighting off the urge to give it pink butter-fly wings.
ten minute colored pencil
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Post by: Rumrusher on December 01, 2011, 04:33:09 pm
that's what the description says, real description is a human female that floats around and move faster than normal bogeymen and will hunt you down.
they don't really stay in place and have you walk towards them more so they chase you.
So deon kinda wanted you to draw a woman with gestures in erotic ways while they fly towards you like a bat out of hell.
Now there is a way to make Night maiden to act innocent and harmless from afar if Deon just gave them "U" and remove all predatory and wild raw tags and left them really really strong.
here's a picture drew up to help logrin understand.
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Post by: Logrin on December 01, 2011, 05:44:10 pm
This shall be...
NSFW...
Post by: Rumrusher on December 01, 2011, 08:48:37 pm
HO HO HO HO....I guess deon's request maybe I was thinking more of a night maiden deck out in standard adventurer gear(backpack full of junk, companions with backpacks full of junk, holding a corpse or two as weapons, in full armor.)
This shall be...
NSFW...
oh and these sounds are from the raws
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Post by: BCPowers on December 01, 2011, 10:18:21 pm
Post by: Deon on December 02, 2011, 02:31:53 am
A night maiden is a normal human female who floats in the air naked to lure women or men into their arms so they can be horribly mauled.
that's what the description says, real description is a human female that floats around and move faster than normal bogeymen and will hunt you down.
they don't really stay in place and have you walk towards them more so they chase you.
So deon kinda wanted you to draw a woman with gestures in erotic ways while they fly towards you like a bat out of hell.
Now there is a way to make Night maiden to act innocent and harmless from afar if Deon just gave them "U" and remove all predatory and wild raw tags and left them really really strong.
here's a picture drew up to help logrin understand.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Quote
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder2/night-maiden-shame.png)Hahaha, excellent, thanks!
They are basically like mermaids (except without tails or water), they seem intriguing and sexy but in a moment they are biting your legs.
Post by: Rumrusher on December 02, 2011, 08:18:07 am
oh that was before I updated my night friend function to pick up night maidens which makes them less evil when you have the right item on you or a certain race.A night maiden is a normal human female who floats in the air naked to lure women or men into their arms so they can be horribly mauled.
that's what the description says, real description is a human female that floats around and move faster than normal bogeymen and will hunt you down.
they don't really stay in place and have you walk towards them more so they chase you.
So deon kinda wanted you to draw a woman with gestures in erotic ways while they fly towards you like a bat out of hell.
Now there is a way to make Night maiden to act innocent and harmless from afar if Deon just gave them "U" and remove all predatory and wild raw tags and left them really really strong.
here's a picture drew up to help logrin understand.Spoiler (click to show/hide)Quote(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder2/night-maiden-shame.png)Hahaha, excellent, thanks!
They are basically like mermaids (except without tails or water), they seem intriguing and sexy but in a moment they are biting your legs.
Though they now if the above is true, rush after nearest bogies and murder them and survive the night.
Having Night maiden with your party kinda strange when you see 2 rush off to murder a flock pigeons before a raid of the bandit camp.
sadly I haven't found a Fool proof way to get items link up to their functions(I have it set up on a item name type then item mat number system) so far the slight change in item modification will shrift the order around and I have to go find out what item does what all over again. but race functions still work and I could just make the Light Maidens call to their maidens of the night for help if they wanted.
Post by: Logrin on December 02, 2011, 01:56:32 pm
-Nightmaiden : The Delema
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-Nightmaiden Adventurer : IRON MAIDEN
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-The Spiked Menace
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- (http://i.imgur.com/L0qhd.png) The Golden Rule
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Post by: Xotano on December 02, 2011, 04:59:13 pm
Post by: Deon on December 03, 2011, 12:20:31 pm
Btw, regarding that first pic: that leg in the mouth did it for me :P.
Post by: EmperorJon on December 03, 2011, 05:10:23 pm
"Oh boss, I'm all about (http://i.imgur.com/L0qhd.png), so takin' these."
Post by: Shook on December 03, 2011, 06:19:26 pm
Aw shit, really hard to see that he's being all ^^^. OH WELL, time to battle coelacanths on dry land.
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I did get bomfed (i propose bomf to be a verb; it describes the action of high-speed bodily collisions) by that bastard. And then it bit my leg. Fish are murderous bastards in this game, even when on dry land. :c
Also, i did laugh heartily at Logrins stuff, oh yes! The spiked menace had me in particular. I'm all about -silly humor- and stuff!
Post by: raptorfangamer on December 03, 2011, 10:36:39 pm
Raptorfangamer has made:
Join me on my adventures! a craptacular image of a dwarf and a human.
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/3984/joinmeonmyadventures.png)
Post by: Logrin on December 04, 2011, 04:25:37 am
That's gold RaptorFangGamer.
Also, Shook you will notice...Boss-Knight did not need to remove his helmet to start chowing down on his lunch...
Post by: Shook on December 04, 2011, 09:29:27 am
Also, A+ Raptor. It's odd that people don't think that way in the game. :U
Post by: Logrin on December 06, 2011, 08:21:32 pm
In the mean time.
Sweeps Week
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Boogie Nights
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Post by: SeriousConcentrate on December 06, 2011, 08:26:30 pm
Post by: Logrin on December 06, 2011, 08:33:25 pm
Is that Monster trying to Goatse me with its eyeball?
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on December 06, 2011, 08:37:07 pm
Post by: DarkerDark on December 06, 2011, 08:39:42 pm
Post by: Tiruin on December 06, 2011, 09:24:13 pm
Originally I was actually trying to make a serious boogie-man. But someone who knows nothing of DF made a comment in passing.
Is that Monster trying to Goatse me with its eyeball?
Was that a Genesis Bogeyman there?
I see what you did there, and I hate being struck down :)
Also, why don't we ever even see any sort of cleaning material in DF?!
Post by: Powder Miner on December 06, 2011, 11:34:14 pm
That woman deserves a comic of her very own about how she defeats night creatures with her angry yelling.
Post by: Rumrusher on December 07, 2011, 01:43:56 am
Lol Logrin, the night maiden one "Sleep somewhere else, tramp!"if only DF had ragdoll physics
That woman deserves a comic of her very own about how she defeats night creatures with her angry dragon shouts.
Post by: Flaede on December 07, 2011, 11:13:25 pm
Also, why don't we ever even see any sort of cleaning material in DF?!
Have you ever seen a clean anything in DF?? If Dwarves had mops and buckets, then there'd be way less blood and guts everywhere.
Post by: Reudh on December 07, 2011, 11:17:18 pm
Post by: Tiruin on December 07, 2011, 11:27:15 pm
Also, why don't we ever even see any sort of cleaning material in DF?!
Have you ever seen a clean anything in DF?? If Dwarves had mops and buckets, then there'd be way less blood and guts everywhere.
Idea...Too bad I can't upload any picture as my scanner bugs out on me by making two gigantic annoying print lines.
Weird thing is, I pictured a funeral ceremony of dirty, blood covered dwarven warriors surrounding one of their fallen. All of his armor/weapons/body parts are clean and unblemished, about to be laid to rest in a coffin, or magma and memorialized.
EDIT:New reply has been posted.
Post by: Ross Vernal on December 07, 2011, 11:37:26 pm
Also, why don't we ever even see any sort of cleaning material in DF?!
...soap?
Post by: Tiruin on December 08, 2011, 02:28:28 am
Also, why don't we ever even see any sort of cleaning material in DF?!
...soap?
To clarify, there are no mops, brooms, sweeps, cloth rags, water buckets for cleaning or anything short of a workshop-like bathtub. Somehow, dwarves just come and erase the spills of melted ice or suck up all the blood...
Another idea, next version = vampires...Now we can get rid of those annoying blood-spattered battlefields and get rid of the blood too! Everyone wins!
Post by: Reudh on December 08, 2011, 03:09:51 am
Post by: Baron OhShi on December 08, 2011, 07:18:14 am
(http://i.imgur.com/Dh74N.png)
Thats me on the right :)
Post by: Broseph Stalin on December 08, 2011, 08:08:56 am
To clarify, there are no mops, brooms, sweeps, cloth rags, water buckets for cleaning or anything short of a workshop-like bathtub. Somehow, dwarves just come and erase the spills of melted ice or suck up all the blood...
Another idea, next version = vampires...Now we can get rid of those annoying blood-spattered battlefields and get rid of the blood too! Everyone wins!
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They use their beards for fishing and hammering metal why wouldn't they use them for cleaning?
Post by: Muffindog on December 12, 2011, 09:09:34 am
No scanner so this is in Paint, but I thought I would give my preivously mentioned adventure a quick stab.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Thats me on the right :)
You're a werewolf that's stabbing people with a burning arrow? Awesome! :D
Post by: Duntada Man on December 12, 2011, 08:05:57 pm
No scanner so this is in Paint, but I thought I would give my preivously mentioned adventure a quick stab.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Thats me on the right :)
You're a werewolf that's stabbing people with a burning arrow? Awesome! :D
Agreed. Also, some epic mspaitning there.
Post by: Devling on December 14, 2011, 09:03:56 pm
Aye.No scanner so this is in Paint, but I thought I would give my preivously mentioned adventure a quick stab.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Thats me on the right :)
You're a werewolf that's stabbing people with a burning arrow? Awesome! :D
Agreed. Also, some epic mspaitning there.
Post by: Trippin on December 14, 2011, 09:52:04 pm
WTF?
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The wierd thing is, nobody has said a word about it!
Post by: DarkerDark on December 14, 2011, 10:08:48 pm
Uh, Logrin, I usually love your art, but....
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The wierd thing is, nobody has said a word about it!
LOL! It could just be from the lack of sleep, but your post just made my night.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on December 14, 2011, 11:32:14 pm
ARGH I looked at it again to check... :C
That's when I saw it. :\
Post by: Trippin on December 15, 2011, 12:06:18 am
I did, I just didn't mention 'it' directly...ARGH I looked at it again to check... :C
That's when I saw it. :\
So you ninja'd me with a ninja refrence to it?
My mind is full of fuck!
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on December 15, 2011, 12:07:51 am
Post by: Eric Blank on December 15, 2011, 12:40:54 am
Otherwise known as the slowest 168 hours on the internet.
Have some crappy doodles I drew ages ago, internet.
Elk bird
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Radar Pig!
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Post by: Powder Miner on December 15, 2011, 01:07:54 am
Why, Logrin?
Post by: SirAaronIII on December 15, 2011, 01:59:00 am
The only creature I've found to have a natural, legendary observer skill. Never missed a thief. Or an ambush. Had to lock her in an airlocked room actually, just to keep her safe from the invaders. Very important...Do pigs really have legendary observer skill? If so, I know what I'M putting in my animal watchtowers.
Post by: Tiruin on December 15, 2011, 06:01:32 am
I did, I just didn't mention 'it' directly...ARGH I looked at it again to check... :C
That's when I saw it. :\
So you ninja'd me with a ninja refrence to it?
My mind is full of fuck!
Was that a Genesis Bogeyman there?Erm, you had to signify its exact position? It wasn't that obvious...at first glance, somewhat.
I see what you did there, and I hate being struck down :)
Also, love that pig Eric Blank! [Not crappy at all.]
Post by: Tirion on December 15, 2011, 10:10:55 am
Also, the lack of any clothing explains how I consistently 1-hit them with a slash at the lower body with my <<black steel short sword>>.
Post by: Logrin on December 15, 2011, 10:13:22 am
Thus beware the werepig! New stuff, with less low impact monster penis.
-(http://i.imgur.com/L0qhd.png) Cinnamons!
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-An Illustrious Career
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BONUS - An actual adventurer for once!
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Post by: Eric Blank on December 16, 2011, 01:28:35 am
The only creature I've found to have a natural, legendary observer skill. Never missed a thief. Or an ambush. Had to lock her in an airlocked room actually, just to keep her safe from the invaders. Very important...Do pigs really have legendary observer skill? If so, I know what I'M putting in my animal watchtowers.
Not according to their raws (This was a modded one of mine before domestic pigs went in, well before the natural skills tags were implemented, and I never modified any attributes), but I do wonder if there's a hidden perception/observation attribute, because not all non-sentient animals notice ambushers equally well. Especially that pig. Just that dwarven pig. No other pigs, no other animal, has ever been that good at spotting ambushers.
Post by: Trippin on December 16, 2011, 02:16:43 am
AAAAAAAAUUUGH WHY AAAAUUUUUUUUGH
Why, Logrin?
And now that I've ruined that Logrin picture for you, I will now cease to post anymore for a while. My work here is done :D
Post by: Saoromant on December 16, 2011, 01:13:35 pm
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Post by: Eric Blank on December 16, 2011, 01:41:35 pm
Post by: Deon on December 16, 2011, 05:37:19 pm
Oh shi, how did I miss that idea!I did, I just didn't mention 'it' directly...ARGH I looked at it again to check... :C
That's when I saw it. :\
So you ninja'd me with a ninja refrence to it?
My mind is full of fuck!Was that a Genesis Bogeyman there?Erm, you had to signify its exact position? It wasn't that obvious...at first glance, somewhat.
I see what you did there, and I hate being struck down :)
Also, love that pig Eric Blank! [Not crappy at all.]
*Runs off to update Genesis*
Post by: NewsMuffin on December 16, 2011, 07:24:42 pm
I'm a crappy engraver indeed, but here:Yeah, that's pretty good. Especially the first panel, I really like it for some reason.
-snip-
Post by: Blead on December 19, 2011, 04:09:06 am
Could someone draw this for me? The situation is this:
The Troglodyte in the picture escaped from its cage and tries to escape but encounters a dwarf. The troglodyte thought the dwarf would be a easy victim and charged him now knowing that the dwarf is one of our best wrestlers.
Any art drawn related to this would be much appreciated. :)
Post by: Logrin on December 19, 2011, 09:37:34 am
-Hed Bawt
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Post by: MadocComadrin on December 19, 2011, 09:45:40 am
Post by: Blead on December 19, 2011, 11:21:08 am
Post by: Rumrusher on December 19, 2011, 01:12:27 pm
Done. I hope someone will respond to my drawing suggestion in this thread. My little lets play fortress (On a different site) could really use some nice art work.wait a minute you want someone to draw a fort mode related picture of a dwarf chewing on a Trog?
seems like this stuff kinda normal in DF Adventure mode, any more news on this event? Like did the wrestler fail to do any biting damage due to having only skills in wrestling, Or did the Trog kill the Wrestler. Aw man how I'm going to be told to go post in the "Draw your fort (events)" for any slight Fort mode use in my Adventure mode studies art I know it's going to happen.
Post by: Willfor on December 19, 2011, 02:03:27 pm
Post by: Shook on December 19, 2011, 03:41:08 pm
Therefore, i introduce a hypothesis as to how the legendary dorfen brewing process looks.
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How else would they make wine without yeast? Something has to provide fermentation. :P
@Logrin: Why yes, headbutting IS needed. EVERYWHERE. Because it's the manliest thing you could possibly do to any foe.
Post by: Logrin on December 19, 2011, 03:45:40 pm
Post by: MadocComadrin on December 19, 2011, 03:52:41 pm
Since the word "adventures" doesn't necessarily conform strictly to Adventure Mode, i say post ALL comics that are somehow adventurous and related to DF.So wait: dwarven ale is simply plump-helmets and regurgitated dwarven ale? How does that work? Where did the first batch of dwarven ale come from to be regurgitated?
Therefore, i introduce a hypothesis as to how the legendary dorfen brewing process looks.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
How else would they make wine without yeast? Something has to provide fermentation. :P
@Logrin: Why yes, headbutting IS needed. EVERYWHERE. Because it's the manliest thing you could possibly do to any foe.
Post by: Shook on December 19, 2011, 04:01:54 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/wndD9.png)
Post by: MadocComadrin on December 19, 2011, 04:03:13 pm
Post by: Blead on December 19, 2011, 04:30:40 pm
The wrestler is a fat dwarf. He laughs loudly when he is excited and he was kind of using the Troglodyte as a club against a Giant Olm who also escaped the cage (sorry was kind of important to mention that) a dog was attacking the Trog and was latched to his leg. The dwarf didn't kill the trog though. He threw it in a corner and watched 2 recruits beat the shit out of it. Oh and euh.. well he was.. naked. I don't know why.Done. I hope someone will respond to my drawing suggestion in this thread. My little lets play fortress (On a different site) could really use some nice art work.wait a minute you want someone to draw a fort mode related picture of a dwarf chewing on a Trog?
seems like this stuff kinda normal in DF Adventure mode, any more news on this event? Like did the wrestler fail to do any biting damage due to having only skills in wrestling, Or did the Trog kill the Wrestler.
Sorry for the lack of information. This is my first time requesting a picture (or making a thread for that matter) I'm still a sort of noob on this forum.
Post by: Deimos56 on December 19, 2011, 04:47:48 pm
I would assume it would be wine if you're using plump helmets.Since the word "adventures" doesn't necessarily conform strictly to Adventure Mode, i say post ALL comics that are somehow adventurous and related to DF.So wait: dwarven ale is simply plump-helmets and regurgitated dwarven ale? How does that work? Where did the first batch of dwarven ale come from to be regurgitated?
Therefore, i introduce a hypothesis as to how the legendary dorfen brewing process looks.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
How else would they make wine without yeast? Something has to provide fermentation. :P
@Logrin: Why yes, headbutting IS needed. EVERYWHERE. Because it's the manliest thing you could possibly do to any foe.
Ale is pig tails.
That said, this implies somewhat unsettling things about how dwarves might do other things... ???
Post by: exolyx on December 19, 2011, 10:57:09 pm
Post by: Deimos56 on December 19, 2011, 11:05:20 pm
I feel like I'm missing out of something... I downloaded the dwarf fortress from the site ( http://bay12games.com/dwarves/ ) the first one under SDL. I realize this is really OOC, but I'd really like help on this, I didn't screw up right? (Again, really sorry for being OOC, but reading this I felt like I'm not playing the whole of adventure mode (something about priests and them being actually anywhere.)) Really sorry about being OOC, REALLY.
I don't think temples have been restored since the town overhaul started. A lot of the stuff before April 2010 is from version 40D. Don't worry, we should be seeing temples and their assorted worshippers reappear in due course.\
Also, I don't know what you mean by OOC... this isn't a character thing, we all act like this all the time. Scary thought, I know.
Post by: exolyx on December 19, 2011, 11:08:05 pm
Post by: rridgway on December 19, 2011, 11:58:47 pm
I work at a zoo, and this was at one of our outlets.
(http://i781.photobucket.com/albums/yy97/rridgway/image-2.jpg)
I think you can see why I held onto it.
Post by: bukitodinos on December 20, 2011, 07:47:17 am
my fisherman is wretleing a cave croc.. with no arms you figure it out :D
Post by: Deimos56 on December 20, 2011, 01:57:20 pm
my stuff looks like a deranged five yearold drew it so.. here goesI... don't see anything. As far as I can tell, there isn't even an image link here.
my fisherman is wretleing a cave croc.. with no arms you figure it out :D
Edit: He is requesting a drawing, so this post is invalid.
Post by: Eric Blank on December 20, 2011, 07:05:07 pm
Post by: Deimos56 on December 20, 2011, 10:37:40 pm
I think he's requesting someone draw it.
...
Derp.
Sorry about that. I might be getting a little too used to people wording things strangely on the internet. :-[
Post by: bukitodinos on December 21, 2011, 01:04:46 pm
I think he's requesting someone draw it.
yes i may have to edit the post
Post by: bukitodinos on December 21, 2011, 05:17:55 pm
Post by: Reudh on December 21, 2011, 05:26:36 pm
Post by: Logrin on December 21, 2011, 08:19:57 pm
I'm running dry on things to be up and drawn'n for now. I'll keep you posted as the situation developes
Post by: bukitodinos on December 22, 2011, 07:05:54 am
Hehe, it may not be very skilled (neither am I) but it certainly gets the point across!
told ya my stuff looks like a deranged toddler drew it! :)
Post by: raptorfangamer on December 22, 2011, 10:16:02 am
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someone biting something, I wanted the teeth to be more tangled though.
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 22, 2011, 10:50:18 am
Post by: Nega on December 22, 2011, 02:02:44 pm
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If you guys are wondering about the glaive, I was using this mod: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=53732.0 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=53732.0)
Post by: Shook on December 22, 2011, 02:56:45 pm
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We just need to implement in-world jump scares, then it will be a super good weapon against bronze colossi!!!
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 22, 2011, 03:01:10 pm
Post by: Gizogin on December 22, 2011, 09:16:37 pm
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We just need to implement in-world jump scares, then it will be a super good weapon against bronze colossi!!!
LOL at the colossus' ._. face.
Post by: Logrin on December 23, 2011, 01:35:32 pm
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Also, this
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Post by: Loud Whispers on December 23, 2011, 06:21:24 pm
ICWUTUDIDTHAR :))
Post by: Logrin on December 23, 2011, 07:00:09 pm
Post by: Shook on December 23, 2011, 08:21:39 pm
HUARGAHHHAHHHHAH
Logrin you are amazing at this. That interpretation is way hardcore. :'D
Also, swarthy pirates and clever tattoos, arrgh!
Post by: Logrin on December 23, 2011, 08:58:40 pm
Post by: Shook on December 24, 2011, 12:44:00 pm
Also, CHRISTMAS EXPLOITATION.
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Repeat every year for INFINITE COAL. (hopefully bituminous coal, ALL GLORY TO BITUMINOUS COAL)
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 24, 2011, 01:01:05 pm
Well i think it does, but thanks. c:
Also, CHRISTMAS EXPLOITATION.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Repeat every year for INFINITE COAL. (hopefully bituminous coal, ALL GLORY TO BITUMINOUS COAL)
FUUUKK YEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
What happens if you're good Dorfs though?
...Still coal?
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on December 24, 2011, 01:03:26 pm
Post by: DarkerDark on December 24, 2011, 04:57:19 pm
Post by: Logrin on December 24, 2011, 08:16:31 pm
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Post by: Chilton on December 25, 2011, 08:00:56 am
I'll probably do something with these after the holidaysOh God. That second one would make such an awesome picture :DSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Kilroy the Grand on December 25, 2011, 11:39:14 am
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on December 25, 2011, 11:45:52 am
And survived.
And immediately 'gave in to starvation' 'cause screw that. XD (Seriously though I don't know how my BC survived. It was weird.)
Post by: Kilroy the Grand on December 25, 2011, 10:13:01 pm
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Post by: SeriousConcentrate on December 26, 2011, 06:02:21 am
Post by: Chilton on December 26, 2011, 08:44:29 am
hokay, heres the thing, I got a tablet and I got draw fever! Give me things to draw! I'll draw it to the best of my ability!An Elf is impaled, barely alive on a spike in a pit.
Up above, there is a Bridge.
Another Dead Elf is being thrown off the Bridge.
This is totally not representative of My totally not Merchant-Capturing-Torturing-and-Killing Themed Fortress of Coloredbridge.
Promise.
EDIT: A bit more Detail. I always Adventure into My Dead Forts. I was dumping an Elf Corpse down there that never got Dumped by the Dwarves, before the end came. :(
Have fun!
Post by: Deimos56 on December 28, 2011, 06:00:57 pm
There are no good dorfs, only shades of naughty.Well i think it does, but thanks. c:
Also, CHRISTMAS EXPLOITATION.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Repeat every year for INFINITE COAL. (hopefully bituminous coal, ALL GLORY TO BITUMINOUS COAL)
FUUUKK YEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
What happens if you're good Dorfs though?
...Still coal?
Alternatively, pre-smelted steel with coke accessories.
And rock candy. Not the sugar crystal stuff, candied rocks.
Post by: bukitodinos on December 28, 2011, 08:40:13 pm
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Post by: Chilton on December 28, 2011, 11:47:42 pm
But this is what Ive been doing recently, and since everyones being Eaten by Carp, I guess its the perfect time to show off.
Also, just incase it isnt obvious, Read Left to Right. So, Top Left = 1, Top Right = 2, Bottom Left = 3, Bottom Right = 4.
Optionally, view the left half and right half as seperate Drawings.
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I Highly Recommend trying it.
Its fantastic !!FUN!! for them.
Also, can someone kindly remind Me of that Magical Code thingy to make Images Autoscale?
Post by: Ultimuh on December 29, 2011, 02:55:58 pm
Well i think it does, but thanks. c:
Also, CHRISTMAS EXPLOITATION.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Repeat every year for INFINITE COAL. (hopefully bituminous coal, ALL GLORY TO BITUMINOUS COAL)
I am pretty sure Santa knows a bit about dorfs.
And I am sure bad dorfs get microcline, not coal for christmas. ???
With that said, may we request get an alternate version showing this?
Post by: Powder Miner on December 29, 2011, 04:36:17 pm
You know what? I wasnt going to Upload this. I made it for My own Pleasure.Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!
But this is what Ive been doing recently, and since everyones being Eaten by Carp, I guess its the perfect time to show off.
Also, just incase it isnt obvious, Read Left to Right. So, Top Left = 1, Top Right = 2, Bottom Left = 3, Bottom Right = 4.
Optionally, view the left half and right half as seperate Drawings.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: bukitodinos on December 29, 2011, 10:02:02 pm
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Post by: Logrin on January 01, 2012, 06:01:37 am
-Sarsaugewurst
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Post by: Chilton on January 01, 2012, 10:55:22 am
Why is the Dwarf so big? :D
To everyone;
Can someone give me something to draw? Im profoundly bored :)
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on January 01, 2012, 11:01:23 am
Post by: Chilton on January 01, 2012, 11:08:16 am
Boss Knight isn't a dwarf; he's a Keeper from the Genesis mod, I believe. He's built like a dwarf, though. ^^^ I love how much mileage Logrin can get out of three vertical slits for eyes....Oh.
Well, at least hes built like a bleedin Dwarf!
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on January 01, 2012, 11:10:45 am
Post by: Logrin on January 01, 2012, 12:06:53 pm
Also Bonus.
A guy doing a vodoo chant and a wizard totally blasting a tiny ferret with morpheuses gift.
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Post by: Doomshifter on January 02, 2012, 12:10:43 pm
Spoiler: KOBOLDS TAKE REVENGE (click to show/hide)
My kobold camp got mashed up by two elven ambushes and a goblin ambush that decided to arrive simultaneously. Also, all of the elves were on mounts. We were massacred.
So, I started a kobold adventurer and walked across the entire world to show them what-for. That'll teach 'em.
Post by: Loud Whispers on January 02, 2012, 12:27:00 pm
Untold amounts of badassery echo from the depths below.
Post by: Chilton on January 02, 2012, 09:27:46 pm
Only difference is, I made a whole Fort dedicated to Capturing and Torturing Goblins, after Goblins ended My Previous Five Forts.
I feel better now.
After Four Days.
Post by: jetex1911 on January 03, 2012, 03:00:13 pm
Anyways, I was supposed to kill this bandit leader, and I also found this old bag off of another bandit leader that was a pretty good weapon to use.
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:D
[EDIT:] Well, shit. My damn bro forgot to log off his account. Now I have to figure out how to delete this one and use my OWN account to post this. :-\
Post by: Ricky on January 03, 2012, 04:35:33 pm
Spoiler: KOBOLDS TAKE REVENGE (click to show/hide)
My kobold camp got mashed up by two elven ambushes and a goblin ambush that decided to arrive simultaneously. Also, all of the elves were on mounts. We were massacred.
So, I started a kobold adventurer and walked across the entire world to show them what-for. That'll teach 'em.
I love how the kobold is keeping a completely calm face while his opponents are surprised by the fury
Post by: Rumrusher on January 03, 2012, 05:23:45 pm
Id argue that DF can generate alot of Bloodlust - Since I now know Im not the only Person whos lost a Fort, then gone on a Rampage.
Only difference is, I made a whole Fort dedicated to Capturing and Torturing Goblins, after Goblins ended My Previous Five Forts.
I feel better now.
After Four Days.
I don't know about Bloodlust from anger, but I sure do feel bloodlust for just playing normally.
or when finding out I'm not reaching my kill quota of the week.
Post by: Chilton on January 04, 2012, 08:19:31 am
Well, yeah, that too. But it seems to Me, My most Successful Forts come of Me wanting to savage Goblins after being Killed by Goblins :)Id argue that DF can generate alot of Bloodlust - Since I now know Im not the only Person whos lost a Fort, then gone on a Rampage.
Only difference is, I made a whole Fort dedicated to Capturing and Torturing Goblins, after Goblins ended My Previous Five Forts.
I feel better now.
After Four Days.
I don't know about Bloodlust from anger, but I sure do feel bloodlust for just playing normally.
or when finding out I'm not reaching my kill quota of the week.
Post by: Rumrusher on January 04, 2012, 08:42:29 am
Well, yeah, that too. But it seems to Me, My most Successful Forts come of Me wanting to savage Goblins after being Killed by Goblins :)Id argue that DF can generate alot of Bloodlust - Since I now know Im not the only Person whos lost a Fort, then gone on a Rampage.
Only difference is, I made a whole Fort dedicated to Capturing and Torturing Goblins, after Goblins ended My Previous Five Forts.
I feel better now.
After Four Days.
I don't know about Bloodlust from anger, but I sure do feel bloodlust for just playing normally.
or when finding out I'm not reaching my kill quota of the week.
Yeah well if I was ever in a jam with goblins I would just usually flip over to adventure mode and try my luck on killing them. though there no normal Goblin civs out there in Adventure mode and the only encounters are through creating an adventurer/fort or a bandit group of goblins pop up. though being an adventure leads to use of throwing items and acts of disarming your foes and if I can remove enough pointy bits from enough goblins then I made my fort's men lives easier.
Then there the case of I don't build dwarves forts often and when I do it's based on my quick breeding race of humans that lay eggs. No need to worry about goblins attacking when I can hatch up a group of workers/warriors to fight though they tend to horribly screw up that and die from being stunned by their own material breathe attacks or catching on fire.
Post by: Chilton on January 04, 2012, 08:52:56 am
All the more reason for Me to want to Capture and Torture the bastards :DWell, yeah, that too. But it seems to Me, My most Successful Forts come of Me wanting to savage Goblins after being Killed by Goblins :)Id argue that DF can generate alot of Bloodlust - Since I now know Im not the only Person whos lost a Fort, then gone on a Rampage.
Only difference is, I made a whole Fort dedicated to Capturing and Torturing Goblins, after Goblins ended My Previous Five Forts.
I feel better now.
After Four Days.
I don't know about Bloodlust from anger, but I sure do feel bloodlust for just playing normally.
or when finding out I'm not reaching my kill quota of the week.
Yeah well if I was ever in a jam with goblins I would just usually flip over to adventure mode and try my luck on killing them. though there no normal Goblin civs out there in Adventure mode and the only encounters are through creating an adventurer/fort or a bandit group of goblins pop up. though being an adventure leads to use of throwing items and acts of disarming your foes and if I can remove enough pointy bits from enough goblins then I made my fort's men lives easier.
Then there the case of I don't build dwarves forts often and when I do it's based on my quick breeding race of humans that lay eggs. No need to worry about goblins attacking when I can hatch up a group of workers/warriors to fight though they tend to horribly screw up that and die from being stunned by their own material breathe attacks or catching on fire.
Post by: Shook on January 05, 2012, 07:49:51 am
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I know loot isn't super important in DF, but IT IS STILL LOOT.
Post by: Chilton on January 05, 2012, 09:23:54 am
Gentlemen, introducing SUPER GENERIC ADVENTURE, courtesy of my finger on a phone.Oh, the memories :DSpoiler (click to show/hide)
I know loot isn't super important in DF, but IT IS STILL LOOT.
Post by: Loud Whispers on January 05, 2012, 03:44:43 pm
Post by: Elf Lover on January 05, 2012, 04:04:41 pm
Athe Feedmountains, the Demigod Elven Swordsman, who can also Dodge, Swim, and Kick!
Post by: Chilton on January 05, 2012, 11:34:37 pm
I'd draw my killing of a hydra by throwing two stones at it and puncturing both lungs, but I can't draw (no programs for it :()Gimme a few minutes :P
they weren't sharpened, just normal stones :-\
Post by: Chilton on January 06, 2012, 12:02:34 am
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Theres Your Hydra being killed by Rocks Thrown to its Lungs.
If You werent a Dwarf, thats Your Fault - Because surely, History will remember such awesome deeds as being that of a Bearded Warrior! :D
Seriously though, the Sun is the one thing in this I am going to offhandedly apologize for, because its a poor, poor sun :)
Also, Im going to depict this occuring Outdoors. It could have been in a Cavern, but I feel this kind of made more sense from a Drawing Perspective.
PS: Its legs are behind the Hillock in the Foreground. This is to emphasize the Height of the Hydra.
Post by: Loud Whispers on January 06, 2012, 12:59:05 am
The fisherdwarves will sing of this feat for centuries!
It was an unhappy day, for Sar…m Lotol!
Sitting on his arse! Drinking from his bottle!
He was poor, alone, with nothing but a rock!
Alas, the Kobolds took his socks!
He ran through the plains, chasing a mandrill,
which stole his bottle! Poor Sar...m Lotol!
When suddenly the sun turned black!
Sar...m Lotol, you must turn back!
A great big Hydra!
The only thing bigger than it's fangs was it's hatred.
The Bearded Dwarf began to turn back,
The trap had already been baited.
Soon the jaws came snapping shut,
But the spinning rock had already struck.
Through the lungs, the rock found home,
And the Hydra fell down dead.
And with that began a monstrous rain
Sar...m Lotol, you've done it again!
~The Chronicles of greatorder :P
Post by: Chilton on January 06, 2012, 01:39:02 am
Why are you sorry for the black sun? ALWAYS A FEATURE :D
The fisherdwarves will sing of this feat for centuries!
It was an unhappy day, for Sar…m Lotol!
Sitting on his arse! Drinking from his bottle!
He was poor, alone, with nothing but a rock!
Alas, the Kobolds took his socks!
He ran through the plains, chasing a mandrill,
which stole his bottle! Poor Sar...m Lotol!
When suddenly the sun turned black!
Sar...m Lotol, you must turn back!
A great big Hydra!
The only thing bigger than it's fangs was it's hatred.
The Bearded Dwarf began to turn back,
The trap had already been baited.
Soon the jaws came snapping shut,
But the spinning rock had already struck.
Through the lungs, the rock found home,
And the Hydra fell down dead.
And with that began a monstrous rain
Sar...m Lotol, you've done it again!
~The Chronicles of greatorder :P
Good Point ;D
Post by: DG on January 06, 2012, 08:51:52 am
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Theres Your Hydra being killed by Rocks Thrown to its Lungs.
If You werent a Dwarf, thats Your Fault - Because surely, History will remember such awesome deeds as being that of a Bearded Warrior! :D
Seriously though, the Sun is the one thing in this I am going to offhandedly apologize for, because its a poor, poor sun :)
Also, Im going to depict this occuring Outdoors. It could have been in a Cavern, but I feel this kind of made more sense from a Drawing Perspective.
PS: Its legs are behind the Hillock in the Foreground. This is to emphasize the Height of the Hydra.
Reminds me of a triffid.
Post by: Chilton on January 06, 2012, 09:04:16 am
A Triffid with Lizard Heads?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Theres Your Hydra being killed by Rocks Thrown to its Lungs.
If You werent a Dwarf, thats Your Fault - Because surely, History will remember such awesome deeds as being that of a Bearded Warrior! :D
Seriously though, the Sun is the one thing in this I am going to offhandedly apologize for, because its a poor, poor sun :)
Also, Im going to depict this occuring Outdoors. It could have been in a Cavern, but I feel this kind of made more sense from a Drawing Perspective.
PS: Its legs are behind the Hillock in the Foreground. This is to emphasize the Height of the Hydra.
Reminds me of a triffid.
Hm.
Post by: magmaholic on January 06, 2012, 10:44:02 am
(http://sadpanda.us/images/802164-2QJI8YM.png)
Post by: Logrin on January 06, 2012, 08:02:03 pm
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The second one is crap if you ask me. It looked better before they insisted I darken it. I keep telling them jackals are not black!
Post by: InoxFy on January 07, 2012, 02:29:01 am
90% of my adventures.
Post by: DG on January 07, 2012, 03:07:42 am
A Triffid with Lizard Heads?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Theres Your Hydra being killed by Rocks Thrown to its Lungs.
If You werent a Dwarf, thats Your Fault - Because surely, History will remember such awesome deeds as being that of a Bearded Warrior! :D
Seriously though, the Sun is the one thing in this I am going to offhandedly apologize for, because its a poor, poor sun :)
Also, Im going to depict this occuring Outdoors. It could have been in a Cavern, but I feel this kind of made more sense from a Drawing Perspective.
PS: Its legs are behind the Hillock in the Foreground. This is to emphasize the Height of the Hydra.
Reminds me of a triffid.
Hm.
Doesn't have to be exactly like a triffid to remind me of one ;D
Post by: Chilton on January 07, 2012, 06:22:29 am
Aww, fair enough :)A Triffid with Lizard Heads?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Theres Your Hydra being killed by Rocks Thrown to its Lungs.
If You werent a Dwarf, thats Your Fault - Because surely, History will remember such awesome deeds as being that of a Bearded Warrior! :D
Seriously though, the Sun is the one thing in this I am going to offhandedly apologize for, because its a poor, poor sun :)
Also, Im going to depict this occuring Outdoors. It could have been in a Cavern, but I feel this kind of made more sense from a Drawing Perspective.
PS: Its legs are behind the Hillock in the Foreground. This is to emphasize the Height of the Hydra.
Reminds me of a triffid.
Hm.
Doesn't have to be exactly like a triffid to remind me of one ;D
Post by: raptorfangamer on January 07, 2012, 07:55:25 pm
yes its a request
human adventurer, backpack full of small chert rocks, both handsd having a single one.
he is fighting a cougar, and quickly propelled it away from a bashing on a nearby tree.
It explodes in gore
40d
Post by: Chilton on January 07, 2012, 09:35:14 pm
I would do it by myself but I feel I wouldnt give it enough justice.Id do it, if I didnt suck at drawing Humans and Animals :P Or, more accurately, their Bodies. I could draw a creepy Human Head giggling at an exploding Cougar with no legs or torso? :P
yes its a request
human adventurer, backpack full of small chert rocks, both handsd having a single one.
he is fighting a cougar, and quickly propelled it away from a bashing on a nearby tree.
It explodes in gore
40d
Post by: raptorfangamer on January 08, 2012, 11:04:27 am
I would do it by myself but I feel I wouldnt give it enough justice.Id do it, if I didnt suck at drawing Humans and Animals :P Or, more accurately, their Bodies. I could draw a creepy Human Head giggling at an exploding Cougar with no legs or torso? :P
yes its a request
human adventurer, backpack full of small chert rocks, both handsd having a single one.
he is fighting a cougar, and quickly propelled it away from a bashing on a nearby tree.
It explodes in gore
40d
that can work
Post by: Chilton on January 08, 2012, 11:23:31 am
Really? ...Fine :P Just a minute then.I would do it by myself but I feel I wouldnt give it enough justice.Id do it, if I didnt suck at drawing Humans and Animals :P Or, more accurately, their Bodies. I could draw a creepy Human Head giggling at an exploding Cougar with no legs or torso? :P
yes its a request
human adventurer, backpack full of small chert rocks, both handsd having a single one.
he is fighting a cougar, and quickly propelled it away from a bashing on a nearby tree.
It explodes in gore
40d
that can work
Post by: Chilton on January 08, 2012, 11:34:05 am
Really? ...Fine :P Just a minute then.I would do it by myself but I feel I wouldnt give it enough justice.Id do it, if I didnt suck at drawing Humans and Animals :P Or, more accurately, their Bodies. I could draw a creepy Human Head giggling at an exploding Cougar with no legs or torso? :P
yes its a request
human adventurer, backpack full of small chert rocks, both handsd having a single one.
he is fighting a cougar, and quickly propelled it away from a bashing on a nearby tree.
It explodes in gore
40d
that can work
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When I get My Graphics Tablet next Friday, I am going to Redraw This. Only better. :)
The Mouse. It limits Me.
Also, the Text is in the Top Left so that if You actually intend to use this for something, MSPaint + White Brush = Gone. But if its just to see on here, it cant hurt. But I felt it was necessary to express how deeply I want to get that thing :D
Post by: raptorfangamer on January 08, 2012, 11:40:55 am
I really like your style... even if it only exists because of that tablet not being there
Post by: Reudh on January 08, 2012, 11:49:57 am
Post by: Chilton on January 08, 2012, 11:50:30 am
:O :DOh, My style wont change. Its the damn angles thatre impossible.
I really like your style... even if it only exists because of that tablet not being there
Like, trying to make the shape of the Torso and Arms and whatnot without it looking weird.
lll depict another way I circumvent this issue.
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This was about an Hour ago, mind You. I was meaning to post it before.
This one took 30 Minutes, which is Fast for Me. It depicts an Elf Soldier. I was a Dwarf Adventurer.
I was revisiting and Abandoned Fort, that had been seized by Elves. This one walked into one of the Cage Traps sitting outside, trying to attack Me. This is Me, Gloating.
:)
PS: I swear, I did not gut it whilst it was in there.
Post by: Chilton on January 08, 2012, 11:51:25 am
Question, Chilton, do you use the program Alchemy to draw yours?It goes something like:
Photoshop for the Outline.
Alchemy to redo the Outlines with Detail. Sometimes more than others.
If Im so inclined, Adobe Illustrator for Curvy Details.
If Im still so inclined, Photoshop again to Color it in.
Post by: ......... on January 10, 2012, 10:16:02 am
here are a couple dwarfish adventurers
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vnD1zkZNG6E/Tvzx53zZyCI/AAAAAAAAAnw/s_Rm_qLrsIo/s1600/drf.PNG)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JkYpcB2hP0w/Tvzx7IuCtRI/AAAAAAAAAoA/rABNYMxWY5c/s1600/drf3.PNG)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-W_qoAP0Nmtc/Tvzx6ZbQRZI/AAAAAAAAAn4/aYqmT6l_QoY/s1600/drf2.PNG)
and a dwarfish deity statuette
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vnD1zkZNG6E/Tvzx53zZyCI/AAAAAAAAAnw/s_Rm_qLrsIo/s1600/drf.PNG)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JkYpcB2hP0w/Tvzx7IuCtRI/AAAAAAAAAoA/rABNYMxWY5c/s1600/drf3.PNG)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-W_qoAP0Nmtc/Tvzx6ZbQRZI/AAAAAAAAAn4/aYqmT6l_QoY/s1600/drf2.PNG)
and a dwarfish deity statuette
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Post by: raptorfangamer on January 10, 2012, 10:30:19 am
but...
your abstractness scares me... 9dot...
Post by: Reudh on January 10, 2012, 07:30:43 pm
Post by: Loud Whispers on January 10, 2012, 11:04:58 pm
Post by: iceball3 on January 10, 2012, 11:08:40 pm
I wonder though, do you ever check your Deviantart, .........? Or do you just use it to dump various pictures to leave?
Post by: Chilton on January 11, 2012, 05:53:08 am
Post by: Nega on January 11, 2012, 07:47:55 am
Can someone gimme something to Draw? I recently acquired a Tablet, and naturally went flat on ideas the second I got past my initial ones :DWell, I just recently strangled a human bandit using my Dracon adventurer's wings. Could you try to draw that? If you need any more details about my adventurer, just tell me.
Post by: Chilton on January 11, 2012, 08:34:29 am
Easy.Can someone gimme something to Draw? I recently acquired a Tablet, and naturally went flat on ideas the second I got past my initial ones :DWell, I just recently strangled a human bandit using my Dracon adventurer's wings. Could you try to draw that? If you need any more details about my adventurer, just tell me.
Gimme a sec.
Post by: Chilton on January 11, 2012, 09:31:35 am
But hey, I had fun making it.
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Thoughts?
And again. The damn, damnable SUN. I can never get them how I want them.
Post by: Pawel1997PL on January 11, 2012, 10:17:32 am
Post by: Chilton on January 11, 2012, 10:25:32 am
Is that a dragon eating an adventurer? Or maybe an adventurer wearing a suit of dragon scale armor?Read above, Good Sir. It is a Dragon Adventurer Strangling a Human Bandit with its Wing.
Incidentally, I have no idea if Dracon was a Typo, or a type of Orc. I choose to believe its a Dragon, knowing full well that it may actually be an Orc. Because either way, I got something to draw :P
Plus, he referred to a Wing.
Also, sorry about all the Edits. I kept thinking of better ways to word that :)
Post by: Nega on January 11, 2012, 05:49:15 pm
Is that a dragon eating an adventurer? Or maybe an adventurer wearing a suit of dragon scale armor?Read above, Good Sir. It is a Dragon Adventurer Strangling a Human Bandit with its Wing.
Incidentally, I have no idea if Dracon was a Typo, or a type of Orc. I choose to believe its a Dragon, knowing full well that it may actually be an Orc. Because either way, I got something to draw :P
Plus, he referred to a Wing.
Also, sorry about all the Edits. I kept thinking of better ways to word that :)
Greiger made a mod that adds a race of human-dragon hybrids, called "Dracons". The main gist is that they are reptillian people with wings and a tail.
Post by: Chilton on January 11, 2012, 09:15:55 pm
By that logic, it seems my weirdly skinny Dragon was totally a Dracon all along! Wooh.Is that a dragon eating an adventurer? Or maybe an adventurer wearing a suit of dragon scale armor?Read above, Good Sir. It is a Dragon Adventurer Strangling a Human Bandit with its Wing.
Incidentally, I have no idea if Dracon was a Typo, or a type of Orc. I choose to believe its a Dragon, knowing full well that it may actually be an Orc. Because either way, I got something to draw :P
Plus, he referred to a Wing.
Also, sorry about all the Edits. I kept thinking of better ways to word that :)
Greiger made a mod that adds a race of human-dragon hybrids, called "Dracons". The main gist is that they are reptillian people with wings and a tail.
Post by: sirinon on January 12, 2012, 12:52:22 am
Can someone gimme something to Draw? I recently acquired a Tablet, and naturally went flat on ideas the second I got past my initial ones :DWell, I just recently strangled a human bandit using my Dracon adventurer's wings. Could you try to draw that? If you need any more details about my adventurer, just tell me.
My white beastman who is coverfed in Bone armor with a Bronze Crown just mauled a bunch of kobolds in their Cave to steal theyr jewels, as he killed them he stopped to embed the jewels in his crown / earrings / bracelets
draw pls ? :)
Post by: Chilton on January 12, 2012, 06:30:20 am
Sure thing.Can someone gimme something to Draw? I recently acquired a Tablet, and naturally went flat on ideas the second I got past my initial ones :DWell, I just recently strangled a human bandit using my Dracon adventurer's wings. Could you try to draw that? If you need any more details about my adventurer, just tell me.
My white beastman who is coverfed in Bone armor with a Bronze Crown just mauled a bunch of kobolds in their Cave to steal theyr jewels, as he killed them he stopped to embed the jewels in his crown / earrings / bracelets
draw pls ? :)
A Screenie of the Description of the Beastman would be good if You want it exact, because I can envision thousands of possible appearances of a Beastman. Unless You want to leave that to fate ;)
Itll be a Two Teir Drawing. One of Him mauling the Kobolds, and one of Him with the Jewels; Occupying either 50/50 or 70/30 of the page. The Page part Ill figure out.
But ultimately, yeah, thats easy. Caves are WAY easier to draw stuff in than outdoor places.
Post by: sirinon on January 12, 2012, 08:07:43 am
Sure thing.Can someone gimme something to Draw? I recently acquired a Tablet, and naturally went flat on ideas the second I got past my initial ones :DWell, I just recently strangled a human bandit using my Dracon adventurer's wings. Could you try to draw that? If you need any more details about my adventurer, just tell me.
My white beastman who is coverfed in Bone armor with a Bronze Crown just mauled a bunch of kobolds in their Cave to steal theyr jewels, as he killed them he stopped to embed the jewels in his crown / earrings / bracelets
draw pls ? :)
A Screenie of the Description of the Beastman would be good if You want it exact, because I can envision thousands of possible appearances of a Beastman. Unless You want to leave that to fate ;)
Itll be a Two Teir Drawing. One of Him mauling the Kobolds, and one of Him with the Jewels; Occupying either 50/50 or 70/30 of the page. The Page part Ill figure out.
But ultimately, yeah, thats easy. Caves are WAY easier to draw stuff in than outdoor places.
Have the save File somewhere, will leave his appearance to your imagination but a bit of backstory , this is a beastman who roamed the wild making bearrings / rings /amulets out of everything he Killed and raided lairs to encrust his jewels with amulets , basically a beastman decked out in jewelery of everything he killed and killing kobolds in a cave just to get more jewels to pimp out his accessories.
Post by: Reudh on January 12, 2012, 08:28:46 am
Panel 1: Damin Acemourn, grizzled dwarven adventurer, standing next to his fallen friend (who has lost a leg).
Panel 2: Damin wreaking bloody vengeance on an elf - beating it to death with said leg.
Panel 3: Damin standing proud over the corpse of the elf, =iron scimitar= in one hand, the leg of his friend wielded in his other.
Post by: Chilton on January 12, 2012, 08:37:57 am
If you feel up to it after doing this, then could you draw a triptych for me, Chilton?Ooh, a Triptych! Ive yet to do a serious one, so sure. Thatll be easy enough. Dorfs are easy, compared to the other sentient races.
Panel 1: Damin Acemourn, grizzled dwarven adventurer, standing next to his fallen friend (who has lost a leg).
Panel 2: Damin wreaking bloody vengeance on an elf - beating it to death with said leg.
Panel 3: Damin standing proud over the corpse of the elf, =iron scimitar= in one hand, the leg of his friend wielded in his other.
Post by: Chilton on January 12, 2012, 08:38:28 am
So be it - Coming up.Sure thing.Can someone gimme something to Draw? I recently acquired a Tablet, and naturally went flat on ideas the second I got past my initial ones :DWell, I just recently strangled a human bandit using my Dracon adventurer's wings. Could you try to draw that? If you need any more details about my adventurer, just tell me.
My white beastman who is coverfed in Bone armor with a Bronze Crown just mauled a bunch of kobolds in their Cave to steal theyr jewels, as he killed them he stopped to embed the jewels in his crown / earrings / bracelets
draw pls ? :)
A Screenie of the Description of the Beastman would be good if You want it exact, because I can envision thousands of possible appearances of a Beastman. Unless You want to leave that to fate ;)
Itll be a Two Teir Drawing. One of Him mauling the Kobolds, and one of Him with the Jewels; Occupying either 50/50 or 70/30 of the page. The Page part Ill figure out.
But ultimately, yeah, thats easy. Caves are WAY easier to draw stuff in than outdoor places.
Have the save File somewhere, will leave his appearance to your imagination but a bit of backstory , this is a beastman who roamed the wild making bearrings / rings /amulets out of everything he Killed and raided lairs to encrust his jewels with amulets , basically a beastman decked out in jewelery of everything he killed and killing kobolds in a cave just to get more jewels to pimp out his accessories.
Post by: Chilton on January 12, 2012, 10:19:15 am
So be it - Coming up.Sure thing.Can someone gimme something to Draw? I recently acquired a Tablet, and naturally went flat on ideas the second I got past my initial ones :DWell, I just recently strangled a human bandit using my Dracon adventurer's wings. Could you try to draw that? If you need any more details about my adventurer, just tell me.
My white beastman who is coverfed in Bone armor with a Bronze Crown just mauled a bunch of kobolds in their Cave to steal theyr jewels, as he killed them he stopped to embed the jewels in his crown / earrings / bracelets
draw pls ? :)
A Screenie of the Description of the Beastman would be good if You want it exact, because I can envision thousands of possible appearances of a Beastman. Unless You want to leave that to fate ;)
Itll be a Two Teir Drawing. One of Him mauling the Kobolds, and one of Him with the Jewels; Occupying either 50/50 or 70/30 of the page. The Page part Ill figure out.
But ultimately, yeah, thats easy. Caves are WAY easier to draw stuff in than outdoor places.
Have the save File somewhere, will leave his appearance to your imagination but a bit of backstory , this is a beastman who roamed the wild making bearrings / rings /amulets out of everything he Killed and raided lairs to encrust his jewels with amulets , basically a beastman decked out in jewelery of everything he killed and killing kobolds in a cave just to get more jewels to pimp out his accessories.
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The Arms were better BEFORE I colored it in. They looked manlier. But hey.
Thoughts?
Post by: Chilton on January 12, 2012, 11:37:28 am
If you feel up to it after doing this, then could you draw a triptych for me, Chilton?Ooh, a Triptych! Ive yet to do a serious one, so sure. Thatll be easy enough. Dorfs are easy, compared to the other sentient races.
Panel 1: Damin Acemourn, grizzled dwarven adventurer, standing next to his fallen friend (who has lost a leg).
Panel 2: Damin wreaking bloody vengeance on an elf - beating it to death with said leg.
Panel 3: Damin standing proud over the corpse of the elf, =iron scimitar= in one hand, the leg of his friend wielded in his other.
THERE!
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Done.
Now I need to rest My precious Wrist.
Thoughts?
Im getting better at drawing Living Beings, anyway.
Also, thats just how I pictured Him. I figure that Dwarvern Beards turn a Dark Grey/Black, as oppose to going Grey right away. And His Bulk is also just how I pictured Him in His Bloodlust and Rage.
Also, one thing that may not be as obvious as id like: There is no Blood Spatter. That is Blood SPRAY.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on January 12, 2012, 12:05:30 pm
Post by: Reudh on January 12, 2012, 06:19:37 pm
New wallpaper incoming.
Post by: Chilton on January 12, 2012, 08:33:18 pm
You have an interesting art style. It may sound weird but it kind of reminds me of stained glass windows. Keep it up. ^^^
Indeed - I like the Rough Edges, and Line Detail. And the Shading blends in with it easily.
Ill certainly be keeping it up!
Haha, that's awesome!
New wallpaper incoming.
Jolly Good :)
Post by: Wuggeh on January 13, 2012, 01:19:37 pm
Needless to say I didn't really have a problem with them
Post by: Chilton on January 13, 2012, 08:44:07 pm
(http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/h446/Wuggeh/POETYY.png)But the Poems have consumed the Hearts and Minds of those who were blessed to hear them! THE WHOLE WORLD COULD BE CORRUPTED! And Youre the only one who can SAVE Them...
Needless to say I didn't really have a problem with them
Post by: Zyro on January 14, 2012, 03:02:08 pm
Post by: BCPowers on January 15, 2012, 05:43:49 pm
(http://i922.photobucket.com/albums/ad61/brian_c_powers/ExoPirate.png)
Post by: ......... on January 18, 2012, 04:11:15 pm
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/018/8/5/dorf_by_ashtreelog-d4ms2my.gif)
Post by: ShoesandHats on January 18, 2012, 04:15:10 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on January 18, 2012, 04:20:22 pm
Post by: Mister Dirks on January 18, 2012, 07:13:35 pm
if I understood that image right, ninedot almost vertically mutilated an enemy.That or a very mean looking forgotten beast
Also got a request. I am terrible explaining things, by the way.
Was playing genesis mod as a Giant, and asked a keeper if there was anything to do, and he said that they are quite untroubled. So, I grabbed him and threw him, apparently outside the house and into the forest. Never saw him again.
I imagined it that I rammed the front door open with my head, shouting if there was anything to do, him saying no, then me throwing him into the woods.
Post by: Chilton on January 18, 2012, 09:22:07 pm
Ill totally draw a maniacal giant throwing a keeper after having ploughed a door open with his head :Pif I understood that image right, ninedot almost vertically mutilated an enemy.That or a very mean looking forgotten beast
Also got a request. I am terrible explaining things, by the way.
Was playing genesis mod as a Giant, and asked a keeper if there was anything to do, and he said that they are quite untroubled. So, I grabbed him and threw him, apparently outside the house and into the forest. Never saw him again.
I imagined it that I rammed the front door open with my head, shouting if there was anything to do, him saying no, then me throwing him into the woods.
Post by: Eric Blank on January 19, 2012, 01:47:11 am
Also, I percieved .........'s image as a two-headed dwarf-monster. Although, it could just as well be a basic ettin.
Post by: Shook on January 19, 2012, 10:08:55 am
Also got a request. I am terrible explaining things, by the way.I'm all over that too!!!
Was playing genesis mod as a Giant, and asked a keeper if there was anything to do, and he said that they are quite untroubled. So, I grabbed him and threw him, apparently outside the house and into the forest. Never saw him again.
I imagined it that I rammed the front door open with my head, shouting if there was anything to do, him saying no, then me throwing him into the woods.
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Complete with gentleman talk. Also, bonus phone things.
Spoiler: the moment you realize how awesome punching is (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: the moment you realize how much it actually sucks (click to show/hide)
Post by: raptorfangamer on January 19, 2012, 10:33:51 am
Post by: Gizogin on January 19, 2012, 08:43:30 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on January 19, 2012, 10:13:43 pm
Post by: Mister Dirks on January 19, 2012, 10:44:38 pm
Post by: ......... on January 20, 2012, 04:16:55 pm
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Post by: Mister Dirks on January 20, 2012, 04:19:23 pm
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Hm.. Looks like a ant man with his head turned the wrong way, honestly I have no clue :D
Post by: raptorfangamer on January 20, 2012, 04:22:00 pm
9dot. now in 3dSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Broseph Stalin on January 20, 2012, 05:45:19 pm
Post by: Yoink on January 20, 2012, 05:47:37 pm
Post by: SuicideJunkie on January 21, 2012, 01:27:04 am
My Dunedweller adventurer killed about a dozen carp and tiger fish by diving into the river and throwing handfuls of water, while underwater, crushing their skulls.
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Post by: Tiruin on January 21, 2012, 06:34:34 am
Mimes and silence :D
Post by: Jalapeño Cheesepuffs on January 23, 2012, 10:38:01 pm
.........'s recent "3d" images are really cool. The most recent one looks like some kind of troll or ettin, methinks.
Post by: Baron OhShi on January 24, 2012, 02:34:12 am
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....I just had the BEST idea ever. From that comic. Urist McBlock! Custom adventurer, made of solid granite, no arms, attacks by rolling onto people.
When trouble threatens, Urist McBlocks is Heroiclly there!
Post by: Shook on January 24, 2012, 08:07:46 am
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HE ROLLIN (though technically this might be more Urist McBoulder than McBlock)
Post by: ......... on January 24, 2012, 12:02:03 pm
(http://cybroid56.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/tombdwellers2blp.gif)
I didn't make this
I didn't make this
Post by: Gizogin on January 24, 2012, 01:45:45 pm
(http://cybroid56.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/tombdwellers2blp.gif)
I didn't make this
Infinite skeleton dispenser and thriller zombies?
Post by: ShoesandHats on January 24, 2012, 03:22:45 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on January 24, 2012, 03:30:42 pm
Also, topless girl-zombie on the right?
*approaches carefully*
I... I think that is a ribcage... mr.capybara...
Post by: ShoesandHats on January 24, 2012, 03:34:31 pm
Also, topless girl-zombie on the right?
*approaches carefully*
I... I think that is a ribcage... mr.capybara...
No, the one with extremely brown pants. How could that be a ribcage?
Post by: raptorfangamer on January 24, 2012, 03:38:06 pm
Also, topless girl-zombie on the right?
*approaches carefully*
I... I think that is a ribcage... mr.capybara...
No, the one with extremely brown pants. How could that be a ribcage?
*approaches again*
actually... it is a exposed ribcage, and it is a zombie girl... somehow we both won...
Post by: Loud Whispers on January 24, 2012, 04:57:13 pm
*approaches again*
actually... it is a exposed ribcage, and it is a zombie girl... somehow we both won...
You win this round Science.
Post by: Tsukana on January 24, 2012, 06:08:15 pm
........., you still scare the beJesus out of me. Totally digging the 3d though.
Back to lurkland!
Post by: Chilton on January 25, 2012, 05:59:18 am
AW YEAH BITCHESSpoiler (click to show/hide)
HE ROLLIN (though technically this might be more Urist McBoulder than McBlock)
Now I must see if I can summon an Idea upon ye, Good Sir ;)
What about a dwarf shaped Urist McBlock, who walks up to his enemies, then collapses on them? :D
Post by: Leatra on January 25, 2012, 06:53:18 am
Post by: Shook on January 25, 2012, 03:32:06 pm
Now I must see if I can summon an Idea upon ye, Good Sir ;)Dwarf shaped? OK HERE YOU GO
What about a dwarf shaped Urist McBlock, who walks up to his enemies, then collapses on them? :D
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He's rather less hammy than Urist McBoulder. In fact i think i shall officially name that boulder Hamstone. In the near future i shall try to make him approach bossknight-level hamminess, but actually getting there is probably impossible. :P
Post by: MadocComadrin on January 25, 2012, 03:53:41 pm
Post by: Loud Whispers on January 25, 2012, 04:37:56 pm
Heh, guess what my first mod is going to be now.
Block shaped Dwarf shapes?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 25, 2012, 04:39:26 pm
Now I must see if I can summon an Idea upon ye, Good Sir ;)Dwarf shaped? OK HERE YOU GO
What about a dwarf shaped Urist McBlock, who walks up to his enemies, then collapses on them? :DSpoiler (click to show/hide)
He's rather less hammy than Urist McBoulder. In fact i think i shall officially name that boulder Hamstone. In the near future i shall try to make him approach bossknight-level hamminess, but actually getting there is probably impossible. :P
Impossibly good humor!
Post by: Shook on January 26, 2012, 11:24:08 am
Also, THE FICTIONAL ADVENTURES OF HAMSTONE
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His ham knows no bounds. It is so great that everyone around him becomes hammier.
Post by: Gizogin on January 26, 2012, 11:33:17 am
Post by: EmperorJon on January 26, 2012, 03:49:35 pm
Commence!
Post by: Leatra on January 26, 2012, 04:56:41 pm
Post by: Shook on January 26, 2012, 04:59:18 pm
In any case, i need to establish Hamstones level of ham even more before he gets to meet Boss Knight, because such an encounter would surely end in a calhamity of unprecedented scale. Or maybe they would rock the world in the most hamazing team-up ever???
p.s. i regret none of these puns, and by Odin there is so much more to come that you will groan yourself hoarse
p.p.s. i mean it in the most positive way when i call Boss Knight hammy because he is the bossest of all knights i have yet to see
The main concern about Hamstone is that he's really hard to make into an effective adventurer in DF. A wall of granite is a fair approximation (it can crush people and is made of granite), but Hamstone moves around by his own power! But if you're cool with me posting entirely made-up adventures, then i shall proceed. I'll probably also proceed if you're not cool with it.
Post by: Gizogin on January 26, 2012, 06:08:05 pm
EDIT: Here goes.
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That should be the basic outline, and I'm going to do some testing and keep working on it.
EDIT2: Hamstone is now bigger, as per Shook's recommendation.
EDIT3: Put this into entity_default.txt:
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Post by: Leatra on January 26, 2012, 07:17:39 pm
The main concern about Hamstone is that he's really hard to make into an effective adventurer in DF. A wall of granite is a fair approximation (it can crush people and is made of granite), but Hamstone moves around by his own power! But if you're cool with me posting entirely made-up adventures, then i shall proceed. I'll probably also proceed if you're not cool with it.As long as it's funny :P
It doesn't seem difficult to draw. Maybe I'll try to draw Hamstone too sometime, if you don't have a copyright or trademark or any stuff like that on Hamstone™ :D
Post by: Shook on January 26, 2012, 07:40:07 pm
@Gizogin: You're awesome, did you know that? c:
One thing though, his size should probably be something like a sphere with a radius just short of a meter (i contrive most non-dorf chars to be 1,8 meters tall, Hamstone is a bit more than that). 300000-ish? And with a full-body attack he could probably bowl people down like twigs. Puny, hamless twigs. Hamstone adventurer is serious science!!!
Post by: Gizogin on January 26, 2012, 07:57:42 pm
@Gizogin: You're awesome, did you know that? c:
One thing though, his size should probably be something like a sphere with a radius just short of a meter (i contrive most non-dorf chars to be 1,8 meters tall, Hamstone is a bit more than that). 300000-ish? And with a full-body attack he could probably bowl people down like twigs. Puny, hamless twigs. Hamstone adventurer is serious science!!!
I was just using 60000 for the body size as a placeholder, while I got the structure and stuff down. To make him a sphere with a radius of around 90cm, his size would need to be around 3 million. Even as he is now, Hamstone is a killing machine, so I might reduce his speed a bit when I upscale him. His basic crushing attack can easily break bones and rupture organs.
Also, what did you think of the vocalizations? The second one is my favorite, because when you're just rolling around doing stuff it displays "You are awesome."
Post by: Leatra on January 26, 2012, 08:15:16 pm
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Yeah my drawing isn't really good too :P
Post by: Gizogin on January 26, 2012, 08:17:35 pm
COG WRATHHAMMER, ADVENTURER EXTRAORDINAIRE
Cog Wrathhammer, Adept Thrower
(http://tnypic.net/images/43617_thumb.jpeg) (http://tnypic.net/43617.jpeg.html)
Cog Wrathhammer makes a house call
(http://tnypic.net/images/9a903_thumb.jpeg) (http://tnypic.net/9a903.jpeg.html)
(click the thumbnails for the larger picture)
Post by: Leatra on January 26, 2012, 09:55:30 pm
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I want to see some from Shook too!
Cog Wrathhammer makes a house callGood one! You should start a series about this character too ;D
(http://tnypic.net/images/9a903_thumb.jpeg) (http://tnypic.net/9a903.jpeg.html)
Soon, the only comics in the world will be about Dwarf Fortress. Bwahahahahaha!
Post by: Aiki on January 27, 2012, 10:02:10 am
Post by: Gizogin on January 27, 2012, 12:08:18 pm
(http://tnypic.net/images/77216_thumb.jpeg) (http://tnypic.net/77216.jpeg.html)
(click for larger)
Once again, Cog shows off his throwing skill. Just wait until I actually start including his hammer.
Post by: Shook on January 27, 2012, 12:29:05 pm
Also, HAMSTONE CATAPULT
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He is very viable ammunition indeed.
Post by: Chilton on January 27, 2012, 12:34:42 pm
Now I must see if I can summon an Idea upon ye, Good Sir ;)Dwarf shaped? OK HERE YOU GO
What about a dwarf shaped Urist McBlock, who walks up to his enemies, then collapses on them? :DSpoiler (click to show/hide)
He's rather less hammy than Urist McBoulder. In fact i think i shall officially name that boulder Hamstone. In the near future i shall try to make him approach bossknight-level hamminess, but actually getting there is probably impossible. :P
Oh my god.
I think Im in love!
C-c-can... can i keep it?
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on January 27, 2012, 12:39:02 pm
Quote
"This guy... is un-fucking-believable."
Hamstone is magnificent. That's really all there is to say on the matter. ^^^
Post by: Gizogin on January 27, 2012, 01:08:39 pm
Ahaha, you guys, this is bloody brilliant. ALL OF IT. :'D
Also, HAMSTONE CATAPULTSpoiler (click to show/hide)
He is very viable ammunition indeed.
That Giant is absolutely huge. Also, Hamstone is something like 80000 kg, which makes the whole situation even more awesome.
Post by: Leatra on January 27, 2012, 01:10:46 pm
Ahaha, you guys, this is bloody brilliant. ALL OF IT. :'DFuck yeah!
Also, HAMSTONE CATAPULTSpoiler (click to show/hide)
He is very viable ammunition indeed.
Post by: Aiki on January 27, 2012, 02:06:26 pm
Post by: Leatra on January 27, 2012, 02:21:02 pm
May i know some programs you people use to create these nice drawings?I use Photoshop CS4 but I'm doing simple things and it can be done in MS Paint easily. Most people here use MS Paint.
This one below couldn't be done in MS Paint I suppose
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Post by: Shook on January 27, 2012, 02:41:49 pm
That was done in Photoshop though. Also, i'm glad you like Hamstone so much. C:
Post by: Leatra on January 27, 2012, 02:51:10 pm
Also, i'm glad you like Hamstone so much. C:
And I'm glad you let me steal your idea :P
A motherfuckin' badass ball o' granite. I don't understand why I find this character funny so much. I actually drew this character in my math lesson when I was bored :D
Post by: Gizogin on January 27, 2012, 03:39:14 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/8racH.png)
That was done in Photoshop though. Also, i'm glad you like Hamstone so much. C:
Hamstone moonlights as a beverage mascot.
I just drew four more Cog Wrathhammer bits, because Calculus is boring. Prepare to behold the fabled hammer.
Post by: Gizogin on January 27, 2012, 04:16:02 pm
As usual, click the images to see them full-size.
Spoiler: Cog Wrathhammer enjoys a refreshing drink (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Cog Wrathhammer attends a social function (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Cog Wrathhammer goes recruiting (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Cog Wrathhammer participates in a lively sport (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bonus! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bonus bonus! (click to show/hide)
EDIT: Woo! Reply #2500!
Post by: Leatra on January 27, 2012, 05:23:03 pm
Right, time for more Cog Wrathhammer, Adventurer Extraordinaire.Epic! Keep 'em coming man!
As usual, click the images to see them full-size.Spoiler: Cog Wrathhammer enjoys a refreshing drink (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Cog Wrathhammer attends a social function (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Cog Wrathhammer goes recruiting (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Cog Wrathhammer participates in a lively sport (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Bonus! (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Bonus bonus! (click to show/hide)
EDIT: Woo! Reply #2500!
Post by: Ogdibus on January 27, 2012, 06:18:25 pm
Post by: Reudh on January 27, 2012, 06:20:38 pm
Post by: Leatra on January 27, 2012, 07:07:51 pm
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edit:fixed something.
Post by: Gizogin on January 27, 2012, 08:40:29 pm
I couldn't resist doing this:Spoiler: Not just anyone can be like Cog (click to show/hide)
I think he forgot the all-important first step: be Cog Wrathhammer.
Spoiler: Hard Alcohol (click to show/hide)
SUDDENLY HAMSTONE
Man, these are awesome. I'm proud to have inspired such legendary works as these.
Post by: Shook on January 27, 2012, 09:17:06 pm
Post by: Chilton on January 27, 2012, 10:36:57 pm
Also, these are why Ive not Uploaded anything lately.
Until then:
ILULKATDIR GO!
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Have fun folks!
Post by: Leatra on January 27, 2012, 11:08:06 pm
The amount of laughing caused by the posts and comics since my last post is astounding.Same here :D
And Chilton, you got some epic drawing skills.
Since I suck at drawing, I just stole an image from google image search and did this:
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I tried drawing the mouth (which is like an icon of badassery) but it didn't really look like a mouth since it's a real boulder.
Post by: Chilton on January 27, 2012, 11:13:41 pm
The amount of laughing caused by the posts and comics since my last post is astounding.Same here :D
And Chilton, you got some epic drawing skills.
Since I suck at drawing, I just stole an image from google image search and did this:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I tried drawing the mouth (which is like an icon of badassery) but it didn't really look like a mouth since it's a real boulder.
Well, whilst I may be decent at Dwarfi... GAH. DRAWING, I often lack stuff to draw.
That is... UNTIL NOW.
Soon, My Friends. Soon...
EDIT: Dwarfing isnt something Im writing to be funny. I actually keep writing D W, instead of D R. Then obviously the third letter is A, so DWA instead of DRA, then R, so DRAW DWAR. So... yeah.
Post by: Gizogin on January 27, 2012, 11:19:52 pm
Spoiler: Cog Wrathhammer meets a fan (click to show/hide)
Cog would never allow his signature to appear on anything as not-awesome as a piece of paper! (Also, I'm not entirely sure he can write. After all, no written language could ever be loud enough to capture the INTENSE FEELINGS Cog Wrathhammer experiences AT ALL TIMES.)
Post by: ShoesandHats on January 27, 2012, 11:21:18 pm
(http://tnypic.net/58a67.png)
Post by: Angel Of Death on January 28, 2012, 05:37:24 am
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Post by: Chilton on January 28, 2012, 06:43:02 am
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HAMSTONE!!!
Yay.
Post by: magmaholic on January 28, 2012, 07:01:09 am
(http://i.imgur.com/V6OUD.png)does anyone else read hamstones voice with randy savages voice?
Post by: Haspen on January 28, 2012, 07:15:20 am
This is hamsome.
Post by: Chilton on January 28, 2012, 07:17:49 am
And thus, Cult of Hamstone was created :P
This is hamsome.
Oh God, You just gave Me an Idea.
Find a Boulder. Dig a Channel under it leading to a Room, but leaving it held up.
Put a Dorf in the Room.
Drop the Boulder.
Chant about Hamstone whilst it falls.
Cheer when it hits!
Post by: Loud Whispers on January 28, 2012, 07:18:47 am
And thus, Cult of Hamstone was created :P+1 meme
This is hamsome.
Post by: SRD on January 28, 2012, 08:45:27 am
It seems to be Clint Eastwoods voice in my head.does anyone else read hamstones voice with randy savages voice?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Angel Of Death on January 28, 2012, 08:56:01 am
Post by: jaxy15 on January 28, 2012, 09:58:58 am
Post by: magmaholic on January 28, 2012, 10:10:15 am
I don't like Hamstone.you're an elf.
Post by: Shook on January 28, 2012, 10:19:31 am
Nah that's cool. To be honest i'm surprised at how well received he is. It is kind of bumming to get a post solely dedicated to state disapproval, though. Not gonna stop drawing him for that reason, mind you, i never was someone who'd change his ways to please others. :P
Also, copious amounts of awesome has happened. I'm not sure why an awesomgularity hasn't gobbled the whole place up yet!
Post by: Chilton on January 28, 2012, 10:32:58 am
Hes probably been too busy licking the goo off of the backs of Lizards to appreciate Dwarvern Magnificence.
:D
Post by: Shook on January 28, 2012, 10:46:46 am
And speaking of which...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Could this be an arc??? Meanwhile, non-hamstone dorf.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
A+ LOGIC THERE DORF
Post by: Chilton on January 28, 2012, 11:05:16 am
Ain't no problem broheim, a man's entitled to his opinions. Not his fault that i make things he doesn't like. :P
And speaking of which...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Could this be an arc??? Meanwhile, non-hamstone dorf.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
A+ LOGIC THERE DORF
Oh My God.
You realise this LITERALLY JUST NOW HAPPENED TO ME.
I built another Glass Furnace on a different level, but still.
Post by: Leatra on January 29, 2012, 08:34:16 am
I don't like Hamstone.
Oh yeah?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: bukitodinos on January 29, 2012, 08:42:09 am
Post by: Chilton on January 29, 2012, 09:16:37 am
II don't like Hamstone.
Oh yeah?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Your slightly quirked drawing style should hit that particular hammer right on the head :D
Post by: Leatra on January 29, 2012, 09:26:05 am
II don't like Hamstone.
Oh yeah?Spoiler (click to show/hide)DEMAND IN THE NAME OF ARMOK, URIST and HAMSTONEpolitely ask you draw Hamstone sleeping against a wall, having a stone thrown at him, then the stone bounces off of his Awesomeness, causing the Attacker to catch fire, bathed in sheer Awesomeness.
Your slightly quirked drawing style should hit that particular hammer right on the head :D
Cool idea! I'll draw it when I get home. I'll have lots of free time starting this evening and I have a few ideas myself.
GONNA POST SOME AWESOME SHIT SOON!
EDIT: I evolved your idea into something beyond awesome but it's taking long. I'll try to post it tonight but if I can't It will be done tomorrow. Nobody steal this idea 'cuz I STOLE IT FIRST!
Post by: EmperorJon on January 29, 2012, 11:54:03 am
The Birth Of Hamstone
(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx225/EmperorJonTC/Hamstone1.png)
Post by: freeformschooler on January 29, 2012, 12:38:34 pm
(http://tnypic.net/221c1.png)
Post by: Yoink on January 29, 2012, 12:47:18 pm
But when one of the nobles is a vampire...?
Post by: miauw62 on January 29, 2012, 01:01:05 pm
I rather read it as duke nukem.(http://i.imgur.com/V6OUD.png)does anyone else read hamstones voice with randy savages voice?
Post by: Leatra on January 29, 2012, 02:51:57 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Man, I have been working on this one for hours.
*yawn*
Good night folks.
edit: small typo fix in the last panel and added smoke.
Post by: Duntada Man on January 29, 2012, 03:11:50 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/8racH.png)
That was done in Photoshop though. Also, i'm glad you like Hamstone so much. C:
Engraved on the wall is an exceptionally designed image of The Hamstone by Shook. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. The Hamstone is shouting, the Hamstone is travelling. The image is related to AWESOMENESS.
Post by: Ieb on January 29, 2012, 08:05:38 pm
And I know my stones.
Post by: Shook on January 29, 2012, 08:18:15 pm
But dammit, now you're giving me IDEAS. Let's see if these ideas stick through a nice round of sleep. :P
Post by: freeformschooler on January 29, 2012, 08:44:44 pm
I could do this all day.
Post by: Chilton on January 29, 2012, 08:58:43 pm
Armok: YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED, CHILTON!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Man, I have been working on this one for hours.
*yawn*
Good night folks.
edit: small typo fix in the last panel and added smoke.
See now, that is just great.
GREAT! :)
URIST IS PLEASED! :D
HAMSTONE IS PLEASED! :D
ARMOK IS PLEASED!
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-3JPVC2rGV2U/TyX4y2KkVLI/AAAAAAAAARE/IIKpinY3518/s912/Happy%2520Face.png)
Because Emoticons are too small to express the feelings of Armok!
Post by: Ieb on January 30, 2012, 05:34:10 am
Spoiler: YOU MADE ME DO THIS! YOU MADE ME DRAW THIS! (click to show/hide)
Post by: SRD on January 30, 2012, 05:47:29 am
Post by: Chilton on January 30, 2012, 05:48:30 am
I think you just ruined hamstone for me.Say something like that again, and ILL Ruin it for You. Trust Me.
Post by: Ieb on January 30, 2012, 05:52:52 am
I also can't help the fact that I just had to draw that instead of studying for the exam today in order to make that immature joke.
Post by: Ogdibus on January 30, 2012, 06:05:27 am
Post by: Leatra on January 30, 2012, 08:19:47 am
Armok: YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED, CHILTON!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Man, I have been working on this one for hours.
*yawn*
Good night folks.
edit: small typo fix in the last panel and added smoke.
See now, that is just great.
GREAT! :)
Thanks :D I've worked hard on these special effects. Just looking for free resources took half an hour and modifying them to fit the awesomeness of hamstone took another half an hour. It's so fun to draw stuff like these I never got bored. I also got some great ideas while doing this.
SO STAY TUNED!
AND HAMSTONE ISN'T A TESTICLE GODDAMNIT!
Post by: Ieb on January 30, 2012, 08:21:33 am
"Hey baby, wanna see my ham stones?"
Post by: Shook on January 30, 2012, 08:48:02 am
Post by: Gizogin on January 30, 2012, 09:31:34 am
Hamstone contains the metaphorical testosterone produced by all the ham stones humanity has to offer. To quote Powerthirst, "PREPOSTEROUS AMOUNTS OF TESTOSTERONE! PREPOSTERONE!". This is also why everyone around him gets hammier.
(http://i.imgur.com/8racH.png)
That was done in Photoshop though. Also, i'm glad you like Hamstone so much. C:
Powerthirst? Bursting through walls yelling "Oh yeah!"?
The only conclusion is that Hamstone is Powerthirst Man!
Post by: Gizogin on January 30, 2012, 10:39:15 am
Spoiler: Cog Wrathhammer acquires a pet (click to show/hide)
For the reference, click the link in my sig! (not the one that directs you to the rest of my sig, but the other one)
Post by: Chilton on January 30, 2012, 11:38:47 am
I still have to Draw a Giant throwing a Human out a Door.
But Im gonna have alot of spare time Tomorrow, and wouldnt mind being Productive. :)
Post by: agertor on January 30, 2012, 01:34:42 pm
Can someone give Me some stuff to Draw?
I still have to Draw a Giant throwing a Human out a Door.
But Im gonna have alot of spare time Tomorrow, and wouldnt mind being Productive. :)
Sure, can you draw a bunch of adventurers facing a giant smoke blob Titan? Then one of the pikemen just poking it, and it pretty much just deflates? Then suddenly back to the lord. Thank you Adventurer... blah blah blah.
Post by: Ieb on January 30, 2012, 04:11:44 pm
Spoiler: This is the last one from me, I swear. (click to show/hide)
Post by: SRD on January 30, 2012, 04:16:03 pm
I think you just ruined hamstone for me.Say something like that again, and ILL Ruin it for You. Trust Me.
You just ruined hamstone for me...
Post by: Duntada Man on January 30, 2012, 06:14:00 pm
Post by: Chilton on January 30, 2012, 08:54:44 pm
Now youve done it!I think you just ruined hamstone for me.Say something like that again, and ILL Ruin it for You. Trust Me.
You just ruined hamstone for me...
Can someone give Me some stuff to Draw?
I still have to Draw a Giant throwing a Human out a Door.
But Im gonna have alot of spare time Tomorrow, and wouldnt mind being Productive. :)
Sure, can you draw a bunch of adventurers facing a giant smoke blob Titan? Then one of the pikemen just poking it, and it pretty much just deflates? Then suddenly back to the lord. Thank you Adventurer... blah blah blah.
So be it!
Post by: Neonivek on January 30, 2012, 11:11:46 pm
Spoiler: This is the last one from me, I swear. (click to show/hide)
I would have thought the final line would be
"I gotta start drinking more"
Post by: SRD on January 31, 2012, 12:10:43 am
What are you gonna do about it.Now youve done it!I think you just ruined hamstone for me.Say something like that again, and ILL Ruin it for You. Trust Me.
You just ruined hamstone for me...
Post by: Cannabust on January 31, 2012, 12:41:16 am
i haven't played adventure mode in a couple months, so I decided to play it and try to make a comic with my highly valuable artistic skills. I wish something interesting would have happened :I
Post by: DG on January 31, 2012, 06:06:57 am
I don't like Hamstone.
But would you like him
In a house?
Would you like him
With a mouse?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Chilton on January 31, 2012, 06:28:03 am
I have Broken Three Toes (No, I didnt break Three Toe. I have Broken Three Toes :D).
So, would You gentry who wanted those two Drawings prefer to wait another day, or are you willing to take Diazepam fuelled Drawings? Becuase it may end up being... Interesting. In an awesome kind of way.
Post by: Shook on January 31, 2012, 03:34:31 pm
But would you like him:')
In a house?
Would you like him
With a mouse?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This the brilliant version of Pandoras Box. The one that spreads joy when it's opened.
Also, HAMSTONE HAS MANY FRIENDS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Hamvil is actually smaller than Hamstone but camera close up makes him look huge and hammy. All of them have a gentlehamly hampetition going. Of course i'll still be focusing on Hamstone because he isn't to be taken for granite. (i regret NOTHING)
Also Chilton, draw all the things!! I don't even know what Diazepam is but i bet the end result will be tripping triangles.
Post by: SRD on January 31, 2012, 04:36:08 pm
Post by: agertor on January 31, 2012, 05:12:07 pm
Question:
I have Broken Three Toes (No, I didnt break Three Toe. I have Broken Three Toes :D).
So, would You gentry who wanted those two Drawings prefer to wait another day, or are you willing to take Diazepam fuelled Drawings? Becuase it may end up being... Interesting. In an awesome kind of way.
W.e you want to do
Post by: Leatra on January 31, 2012, 05:14:08 pm
HAM YEAH!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: YouSillyNewb on January 31, 2012, 05:24:50 pm
I was using an Adventurer I'd been playing for a while. Good stats, but I hadn't gotten much armor, so I couldn't fight much. Got caught out at night, ambushed by night creatures (I couldn't even remember the spelling, that's why it varies in the pic), and got a Mortal Wound. With more of them on the horizon, and my adventurer's attacks failing, I figured he was dead.
I was not happy. And I made sure they knew that. And apparently some of the rage carried over, because he decided to start kicking ass.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
He lived, and now slaughters night creatures with ease while wearing a full suit of armor. Still uses that dagger though.
Post by: Loud Whispers on January 31, 2012, 05:43:33 pm
Rofleham go soi soi soiHAM YEAH!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Haspen on January 31, 2012, 07:29:48 pm
/me is le happy.
Post by: Cheveux on January 31, 2012, 10:38:55 pm
Glorious!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Chilton on January 31, 2012, 11:20:34 pm
TADA!Can someone give Me some stuff to Draw?
I still have to Draw a Giant throwing a Human out a Door.
But Im gonna have alot of spare time Tomorrow, and wouldnt mind being Productive. :)
Sure, can you draw a bunch of adventurers facing a giant smoke blob Titan? Then one of the pikemen just poking it, and it pretty much just deflates? Then suddenly back to the lord. Thank you Adventurer... blah blah blah.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TADA!I think you just ruined hamstone for me.Say something like that again, and ILL Ruin it for You. Trust Me.
You just ruined hamstone for me...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TADA!But would you like him:')
In a house?
Would you like him
With a mouse?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also Chilton, draw all the things!! I don't even know what Diazepam is but i bet the end result will be tripping triangles.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diazepam#Adverse_effects
Youre right about that, friend.
And a Bonus!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
PS: I realise You, and possibly others, may be wondering how Hamstone is "For Odin".
A blend of being tired, on a strong Painkiller, and listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvaxPKs8uRQ the entire time as oppose to my usual Drawing Music, I ended up with that. Honestly, I only half remember the Drawing Process :D
Post by: agertor on February 01, 2012, 04:19:03 am
Post by: Chilton on February 01, 2012, 05:03:05 am
I like how the face looks like it just was like "wut"
I assume You mean the Face in Box 5, Good Sir? :)
Post by: Shook on February 01, 2012, 02:45:34 pm
I have <0 artistic ability, but here goes.So you STABBED a bogeyman in half? MANTASTIC. Good comic broheim. (b'_')b
I was using an Adventurer I'd been playing for a while. Good stats, but I hadn't gotten much armor, so I couldn't fight much. Got caught out at night, ambushed by night creatures (I couldn't even remember the spelling, that's why it varies in the pic), and got a Mortal Wound. With more of them on the horizon, and my adventurer's attacks failing, I figured he was dead.
I was not happy. And I made sure they knew that. And apparently some of the rage carried over, because he decided to start kicking ass.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
He lived, and now slaughters night creatures with ease while wearing a full suit of armor. Still uses that dagger though.
@Chilton: Am not sure what see, but i see Hamstone and Odin mentioned in the same image, so that officially makes it awesome.
Also, am contemplating whether to draw Boss Knight as stickman or not, because non-stickmen from me look horrible, but Logrin always draws him as a really huge dude. Oh well, while i contemplate that, DORFEN FARMING.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Because how else can they spend so much time planting a single damn seed?
Post by: Chilton on February 01, 2012, 08:50:44 pm
I have <0 artistic ability, but here goes.So you STABBED a bogeyman in half? MANTASTIC. Good comic broheim. (b'_')b
I was using an Adventurer I'd been playing for a while. Good stats, but I hadn't gotten much armor, so I couldn't fight much. Got caught out at night, ambushed by night creatures (I couldn't even remember the spelling, that's why it varies in the pic), and got a Mortal Wound. With more of them on the horizon, and my adventurer's attacks failing, I figured he was dead.
I was not happy. And I made sure they knew that. And apparently some of the rage carried over, because he decided to start kicking ass.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
He lived, and now slaughters night creatures with ease while wearing a full suit of armor. Still uses that dagger though.
@Chilton: Am not sure what see, but i see Hamstone and Odin mentioned in the same image, so that officially makes it awesome.
Also, am contemplating whether to draw Boss Knight as stickman or not, because non-stickmen from me look horrible, but Logrin always draws him as a really huge dude. Oh well, while i contemplate that, DORFEN FARMING.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Because how else can they spend so much time planting a single damn seed?
Honestly Shook, I dont know what My Plan was either :D
Also...
It all makes sense now!
Post by: Yoink on February 02, 2012, 04:33:46 am
Post by: Ieb on February 02, 2012, 05:02:54 am
In dwarven communities, there are people who are learning to better control their bowels when they need to, and there are hushed stories spoken respectfully about people who do that fast as lightning, legends of their trade.
Post by: Chilton on February 02, 2012, 06:52:29 am
The following is in no way invocative of the need to repent to Armok by means of Bloodlust and Rage.
eep
Armok isnt actually a good, thats all a big mistake!
You see, back in the old days, the great Urist Mcshitter was the faster 'Farmer' in all the land. But one day, He farmed so quickly, He shook the Fortress. Urist Mcnoble came running to the door, and yelled "Mcshitter, is everything alright?"
Mcshitter replied, "ARM OK!"
Mcnoble replied, "ARM WHAT?"
Mcshitter replied, shouting through the thicket of already growing seedlings, "O *cough* *COUGH* K."
Mcnoble replied, "Armok? What the heck are you talking about?"
Mcshitter replied, "Im fine, I just need to be alone for a bit..."
And so the legends begun.
Everything you just read was blasphemous lies intended to be funny and joking. Im going to sacrifice a hundred dwarves now. After naming them all Urist.
Post by: Reudh on February 02, 2012, 07:04:58 am
Given its origin story, it makes sense... but I've always thought of Armok as being a very dorfy name.
Post by: Leatra on February 02, 2012, 08:19:03 am
Post by: Chilton on February 02, 2012, 09:56:15 am
Oh my god, I just realised that Armok is pronounced Armokay.No, no. Twas just a drunken Urist poopin seeds, saying he was okay!
Given its origin story, it makes sense... but I've always thought of Armok as being a very dorfy name.
Post by: Wolf Tengu on February 02, 2012, 10:11:36 am
It's a very Dwarf-y beginning...
Post by: Shook on February 02, 2012, 11:37:20 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
YEAH
Boss Knight is hard but fun to draw.
Post by: Gizogin on February 02, 2012, 03:14:58 pm
Post by: Robocorn on February 02, 2012, 08:16:05 pm
Spoiler: Made of Hard Rock (click to show/hide)
Post by: Monk321654 on February 02, 2012, 08:28:06 pm
Post by: freeformschooler on February 02, 2012, 09:29:32 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on February 02, 2012, 10:14:20 pm
Post by: Chilton on February 03, 2012, 01:02:51 am
man this is turning into a cultNo, it isnt.
It isnt a Cult until someone carves a GIANT FUCKING BALL out of a Mountain that looks like Hamstone when looked at in Stonesense.
HINT HINT.
Post by: Tiruin on February 03, 2012, 05:01:23 am
Completely enjoying all this, while cursing the fact that I can't get clear graphite drawings and uploads too.
Love the Hams.
Post by: obradenj on February 03, 2012, 09:02:18 am
plz and thank you :D
Post by: Chilton on February 03, 2012, 10:07:00 am
if your still looking for stuff to draw i would like to make a request. I made trogs tamable since i had so many but i continued to get more so i decided to train them and butcher the rest so i put them all into a pit and chucked a few sieges worth of gobs into the pit. I imagined one of my dwarfs looking down into the pit while eating a +Baby Trog Biscuit+ and saying, now those of you that earn titles get to keep your kids. and then the trogs tear into the gobs quite enthusiastically!I have no idea who you were talking to, but I think I may Draw that either way. And post it if You did happen to be addressing Me :)
plz and thank you :D
Post by: obradenj on February 03, 2012, 10:17:49 am
Post by: Chilton on February 03, 2012, 10:22:48 am
yes but i don't know how to reply or im just missing it but hey if anyone else wants to i am sure not guna stop em :P
The Quote Button Good Sir :)
Optionally, just put, say;
@obradenj
Post by: obradenj on February 03, 2012, 10:27:05 am
Post by: Chilton on February 03, 2012, 10:40:09 am
@Chilton that is a wonderful idea i do belive i shall adopt it and update the trogs are breeding in the pit and theres about 10 babies + one random gorlak that beat up the gobs by themselfs i cant put enough in there to pose a challenge anymore i think ill move up to tossing trolls now
Right - So, You Tamed some Trogs. Put them in a Pitt. You dumped some Gobbos in there to have some Funsies, and You envision a Dwarf standing up above yelling at the Trogs about how Their Kids wont get Sacrificed to Armok if They Kill effectively, and They then proceed to tear up some Gobbys?
Heh. This wont be too hard. Ill do it with my next batch in about 10 hours.
Post by: obradenj on February 03, 2012, 10:41:26 am
@Chilton that is a wonderful idea i do belive i shall adopt it and update the trogs are breeding in the pit and theres about 10 babies + one random gorlak that beat up the gobs by themselfs i cant put enough in there to pose a challenge anymore i think ill move up to tossing trolls now
Right - So, You Tamed some Trogs. Put them in a Pitt. You dumped some Gobbos in there to have some Funsies, and You envision a Dwarf standing up above yelling at the Trogs about how Their Kids wont get Sacrificed to Armok if They Kill effectively, and They then proceed to tear up some Gobbys?
Heh. This wont be too hard. Ill do it with my next batch in about 10 hours.
Exactly ! i look forward to this very much
Post by: Gizogin on February 04, 2012, 03:11:06 pm
Post by: Shook on February 04, 2012, 04:55:57 pm
So I was just lurking and made the thrashest speedpaint ever.:oSpoiler: Made of Hard Rock (click to show/hide)
Dear god what i wouldn't give for the skills necessary to call that a thrashy speedpaint. But since i don't have that kind of skills, i shall resort to calling it supremely awesome.
Also, prediction of what happens when the next build arrives and people give dorfs a turn-enemy-eyeballs-into-magma interaction.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Annoying traders, beware. :P
Post by: Haspen on February 04, 2012, 05:05:02 pm
Totally cool, I want that again :P
Post by: Chilton on February 05, 2012, 06:35:10 am
First, apologies for the delay. Again - Broken Toes. If its any consollation, Diazepam seems to enhance my drawing skills!@Chilton that is a wonderful idea i do belive i shall adopt it and update the trogs are breeding in the pit and theres about 10 babies + one random gorlak that beat up the gobs by themselfs i cant put enough in there to pose a challenge anymore i think ill move up to tossing trolls now
Right - So, You Tamed some Trogs. Put them in a Pitt. You dumped some Gobbos in there to have some Funsies, and You envision a Dwarf standing up above yelling at the Trogs about how Their Kids wont get Sacrificed to Armok if They Kill effectively, and They then proceed to tear up some Gobbys?
Heh. This wont be too hard. Ill do it with my next batch in about 10 hours.
Exactly ! i look forward to this very much
Or something.
Anyway. I actually drew this yesterday, then didnt upload it for some reason so TADA!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I decided it was better if i just left it at that. It leaves a bit to the Imagination. But i can draw the second part as well if you want. Its of no consequence to me.
Post by: Nega on February 05, 2012, 04:55:37 pm
So I was just lurking and made the thrashest speedpaint ever.Spoiler: Made of Hard Rock (click to show/hide)
...Is it possible for me to have that as an avatar?
Post by: Robocorn on February 05, 2012, 05:21:04 pm
So I was just lurking and made the thrashest speedpaint ever.Spoiler: Made of Hard Rock (click to show/hide)
...Is it possible for me to have that as an avatar?
you'd have to change avatar url to http://i.imgur.com/ruiLj.png
if that's feasible :p
Post by: obradenj on February 05, 2012, 07:54:56 pm
Post by: Reudh on February 05, 2012, 09:03:56 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Chilton on February 05, 2012, 09:27:02 pm
Hehe, trogs in my mind are just neanderthals. The ones I have had in my fort I think of as neanderthal humans. The invaders I think of as WoW Troggs. I know that Phoebus' sprite resembles the Troggs of WoW.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
haha the expressiveness on the dwarf is evil i approve. i always find it easy to be mean to the trogs because in my head they are the trogs from Heros of might and magic
Exactly! But notice how They cant exactly *be* Evil until You come along and commit some atrocity?
Twas the source of the Idea. I think it went well. :D
Post by: ShoesandHats on February 06, 2012, 12:11:20 am
Could someone draw this for me?
Post by: Chilton on February 06, 2012, 12:47:18 am
I had a tentacle pony in the My Little Fortress mod who set out to kill a night creature, only to be betrayed by the town who told him to kill the night creature. He then proceeded to slaughter and loot the town, and set the crops on fire. In doing this, he melted all his flesh and became a skeleton pony, dual wielding steel warhammers.
Could someone draw this for me?
Draw it? No. Not even Im that Crazy. A Pony with Warhammers would be an insult to My view of Warhammers.
Illustrate it like an Engraving? That could be interesting.
Post by: Rumrusher on February 06, 2012, 01:21:08 am
Best draw a realistic dwarf horse that has warhammers sticking out of it's ribcage.I had a tentacle pony in the My Little Fortress mod who set out to kill a night creature, only to be betrayed by the town who told him to kill the night creature. He then proceeded to slaughter and loot the town, and set the crops on fire. In doing this, he melted all his flesh and became a skeleton pony, dual wielding steel warhammers.
Could someone draw this for me?
Draw it? No. Not even Im that Crazy. A Pony with Warhammers would be an insult to My view of Warhammers.
Illustrate it like an Engraving? That could be interesting.
Post by: Chilton on February 06, 2012, 01:23:58 am
Its still a Horse, Mate :)Best draw a realistic dwarf horse that has warhammers sticking out of it's ribcage.I had a tentacle pony in the My Little Fortress mod who set out to kill a night creature, only to be betrayed by the town who told him to kill the night creature. He then proceeded to slaughter and loot the town, and set the crops on fire. In doing this, he melted all his flesh and became a skeleton pony, dual wielding steel warhammers.
Could someone draw this for me?
Draw it? No. Not even Im that Crazy. A Pony with Warhammers would be an insult to My view of Warhammers.
Illustrate it like an Engraving? That could be interesting.
Youre talking to someone who hates Centaurs nearly as much as Elves.
Post by: SirAaronIII on February 06, 2012, 01:24:34 am
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Post by: Alamander on February 06, 2012, 01:37:20 am
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Post by: Shook on February 06, 2012, 04:58:44 pm
Also, awesome. ALL OF IT. Oh, and continuing my quest to illustrate dorf jobs, this time it's about ARMORING.
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All of it is forged on/with the dorf. The process apparently also makes dorfs shrink to an even smaller size.
Post by: Loud Whispers on February 06, 2012, 05:19:11 pm
Urist misses you too. :'c
Also, awesome. ALL OF IT. Oh, and continuing my quest to illustrate dorf jobs, this time it's about ARMORING.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
All of it is forged on/with the dorf. The process apparently also makes dorfs shrink to an even smaller size.
The very act of declaring the best helmet ever distorted the laws of physics around him.
Post by: Powder Miner on February 06, 2012, 06:56:51 pm
Post by: Gizogin on February 06, 2012, 08:04:00 pm
Urist misses you too. :'c
Also, awesome. ALL OF IT. Oh, and continuing my quest to illustrate dorf jobs, this time it's about ARMORING.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
All of it is forged on/with the dorf. The process apparently also makes dorfs shrink to an even smaller size.
Spoiler: Cog Wrathhammer Seal of Approval (click to show/hide)
I threw that together in less than a minute, because that seems to be the limit of my attention span today.
Post by: Chilton on February 06, 2012, 08:45:45 pm
Urist misses you too. :'cWill You Marry Me?
Also, awesome. ALL OF IT. Oh, and continuing my quest to illustrate dorf jobs, this time it's about ARMORING.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
All of it is forged on/with the dorf. The process apparently also makes dorfs shrink to an even smaller size.
In Dwarf Fortress?
...Optionally, heres something to have fun with.
Fell Mood. Kills a girl. Makes a Dwarf Bone Toy. Then tosses it on the Ground and goes to eat some Cheese.
Post by: UltraValican on February 06, 2012, 08:48:29 pm
(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1610701281711&id=5dfb239a6baa3dac8c3dc5d7060549fd&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.entertainmentwallpaper.com%2fimages%2fdesktops%2fmovie%2fthe_lovely_bones03.jpg)Urist misses you too. :'cWill You Marry Me?
Also, awesome. ALL OF IT. Oh, and continuing my quest to illustrate dorf jobs, this time it's about ARMORING.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
All of it is forged on/with the dorf. The process apparently also makes dorfs shrink to an even smaller size.
In Dwarf Fortress?
...Optionally, heres something to have fun with.
Fell Mood. Kills a girl. Makes a Dwarf Bone Toy. Then tosses it on the Ground and goes to eat some Cheese.
Post by: Reudh on February 06, 2012, 09:20:36 pm
The male and female run full tilt at each other. They bang each other on the heads. No helmets are allowed... the dwarf who is more notably weakened by it is the loser and the winner assumes the position of "I wear the pants".
Post by: Chilton on February 06, 2012, 11:44:14 pm
Dwarf marriage...What? Thats silly.
The male and female run full tilt at each other. They bang each other on the heads. No helmets are allowed... the dwarf who is more notably weakened by it is the loser and the winner assumes the position of "I wear the pants".
What about "You will both be thrown over the Fortress Wall by a Bridge. He or She who is least wounded wears the Pants. If one of You dies, the Spouse inherits Your Corpse to Craft something with."
Post by: Reudh on February 07, 2012, 02:55:33 am
Post by: Chilton on February 07, 2012, 04:23:49 am
We're not trying to cripple them! A crippled dwarf is a useless dwarf.Burn the stupid fucker if She (Because no Man Dwarf would be crippled so easily!) gets maimed.
Otherwise, this is a completely safe venture!
Besides. When You have 200+ Dwarves, who cares.
A Migrant will replace them.
Post by: slowpokez on February 07, 2012, 05:16:26 pm
Chilton you gotta take your responsebility as the guy that draw wierd stuff in this thread >:( Dwarf up man, to be a real dwarf one has to break that last rule that binds one to sanity, whether it be ponies or pouring boiling plastic on orphans.I had a tentacle pony in the My Little Fortress mod who set out to kill a night creature, only to be betrayed by the town who told him to kill the night creature. He then proceeded to slaughter and loot the town, and set the crops on fire. In doing this, he melted all his flesh and became a skeleton pony, dual wielding steel warhammers.Draw it? No. Not even Im that Crazy.
Could someone draw this for me?
Now someone else had to do it instead, you should feel ashamed :P
Skeletal pony
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Post by: Gizogin on February 07, 2012, 05:27:28 pm
Bastard-ponySpoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Cog Wrathhammer Seal of Approval (click to show/hide)
This is pretty awesome. And I'm not just saying that because Fluttershy.
Post by: Chilton on February 07, 2012, 08:45:15 pm
NEVER!Chilton you gotta take your responsebility as the guy that draw wierd stuff in this thread >:( Dwarf up man, to be a real dwarf one has to break that last rule that binds one to sanity, whether it be ponies or pouring boiling plastic on orphans.I had a tentacle pony in the My Little Fortress mod who set out to kill a night creature, only to be betrayed by the town who told him to kill the night creature. He then proceeded to slaughter and loot the town, and set the crops on fire. In doing this, he melted all his flesh and became a skeleton pony, dual wielding steel warhammers.Draw it? No. Not even Im that Crazy.
Could someone draw this for me?
Now someone else had to do it instead, you should feel ashamed :P
Skeletal ponyBrown-ponySpoiler (click to show/hide)Bastard-ponySpoiler (click to show/hide)I think there is a 3d MLP but I couldn't find it ::)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
At least not this kind of weird stuff. If they were axes instead of hammers, or anything instead of hammers, it wouldnt be so bad.
But now I have to Dorf You into My Fort and Burn You in a Magma Shower.
Post by: slowpokez on February 08, 2012, 08:16:13 am
When I finally meet my inevitable fate the last words I shall utter while my fat burns from my very bones will be: Chilton, I'm disappointed...Auuuurghhh aurhh ghaaaaww...NEVER!Chilton you gotta take your responsebility as the guy that draw wierd stuff in this thread >:( Dwarf up man, to be a real dwarf one has to break that last rule that binds one to sanity, whether it be ponies or pouring boiling plastic on orphans.I had a tentacle pony in the My Little Fortress mod who set out to kill a night creature, only to be betrayed by the town who told him to kill the night creature. He then proceeded to slaughter and loot the town, and set the crops on fire. In doing this, he melted all his flesh and became a skeleton pony, dual wielding steel warhammers.Draw it? No. Not even Im that Crazy.
Could someone draw this for me?
Now someone else had to do it instead, you should feel ashamed :P
Skeletal ponyBrown-ponySpoiler (click to show/hide)Bastard-ponySpoiler (click to show/hide)I think there is a 3d MLP but I couldn't find it ::)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
At least not this kind of weird stuff. If they were axes instead of hammers, or anything instead of hammers, it wouldnt be so bad.
But now I have to Dorf You into My Fort and Burn You in a Magma Shower.
Post by: Chilton on February 08, 2012, 08:52:29 am
Fine! Ill draw a Pony wielding Warhammers. Gimme a few hours or something :DWhen I finally meet my inevitable fate the last words I shall utter while my fat burns from my very bones will be: Chilton, I'm disappointed...Auuuurghhh aurhh ghaaaaww...NEVER!Chilton you gotta take your responsebility as the guy that draw wierd stuff in this thread >:( Dwarf up man, to be a real dwarf one has to break that last rule that binds one to sanity, whether it be ponies or pouring boiling plastic on orphans.I had a tentacle pony in the My Little Fortress mod who set out to kill a night creature, only to be betrayed by the town who told him to kill the night creature. He then proceeded to slaughter and loot the town, and set the crops on fire. In doing this, he melted all his flesh and became a skeleton pony, dual wielding steel warhammers.Draw it? No. Not even Im that Crazy.
Could someone draw this for me?
Now someone else had to do it instead, you should feel ashamed :P
Skeletal ponyBrown-ponySpoiler (click to show/hide)Bastard-ponySpoiler (click to show/hide)I think there is a 3d MLP but I couldn't find it ::)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
At least not this kind of weird stuff. If they were axes instead of hammers, or anything instead of hammers, it wouldnt be so bad.
But now I have to Dorf You into My Fort and Burn You in a Magma Shower.
Post by: Arbitrax on February 09, 2012, 03:28:41 am
(http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/858/18866503.png)
(http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/5556/42722391.png)
(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/70/49272947.png)
Post by: Kaiser Reinhard on February 09, 2012, 04:15:32 am
Bastard-ponySpoiler (click to show/hide)
Hehehehehe
No one seemed to noticed that I MSpainted ponies way earlier, it appears
Post by: Logrin on February 09, 2012, 05:39:32 pm
Speaking of, some of my own.
- Cog Wrathhammer doesn't need an umbrella
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And also
- (http://i.imgur.com/L0qhd.png) Mausoleum? I hardly know em!
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And of course
-BONUS
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Post by: Loud Whispers on February 09, 2012, 05:59:22 pm
Post by: Gizogin on February 09, 2012, 09:29:34 pm
Spoiler: Cog Wrathhammer makes a dynamic entry (click to show/hide)
Post by: raptorfangamer on February 09, 2012, 10:10:45 pm
Oh yeah, hamstone reminds me of rock of ages...
Someone make him fight da vinci's rock
Post by: Guardian G.I. on February 10, 2012, 05:43:12 am
I gonna draw something starring him once I get home.
Also, who is Cog Wrathhammer?
Post by: Rumrusher on February 10, 2012, 06:01:15 am
either event might explain how This pair of dwarf and fire imp (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=69682.msg2879499#msg2879499) got hitched.Dwarf marriage...What? Thats silly.
The male and female run full tilt at each other. They bang each other on the heads. No helmets are allowed... the dwarf who is more notably weakened by it is the loser and the winner assumes the position of "I wear the pants".
What about "You will both be thrown over the Fortress Wall by a Bridge. He or She who is least wounded wears the Pants. If one of You dies, the Spouse inherits Your Corpse to Craft something with."
which lead to the first half imp/dwarf hybrid.
Post by: SRD on February 10, 2012, 06:06:04 am
Post by: Reudh on February 10, 2012, 06:59:57 am
Presenting... the dangers of being married to a Fire Imp.
Spoiler: Can you tell why I don't draw? (click to show/hide)
Post by: Baron OhShi on February 10, 2012, 07:28:56 am
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Post by: Gizogin on February 10, 2012, 09:22:33 am
While not an adventures thing, I quickly drew this, making it my first ever image post in this thread!
Presenting... the dangers of being married to a Fire Imp.Spoiler: Can you tell why I don't draw? (click to show/hide)
Hmm... I've certainly seen (and done) worse. Any art is good art, so keep it up!
Post by: Rumrusher on February 10, 2012, 11:08:09 am
The fireimp was probably related to the dwarf too >.>Nah they are 2 completely different creatures, the guy used Dfusion friendship and done what I could not and got two creatures to marry. I kinda wonder how he did it and if the dwarves was communicating and building relationships with the other race but, it was a freak accident for him as well.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder2/fireimpborn.png)
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder2/fireimpborn2.png)
"Now stop asking how I got the tail... and no My father wasn't related to my mother side at all."
Post by: Gizogin on February 10, 2012, 11:58:59 am
Oh, Boss Knight is back!
I gonna draw something starring him once I get home.
Also, who is Cog Wrathhammer?
Cog Wrathhammer is the dwarven adventurer I made not too long ago, after seeing the legendary ham that is Hamstone. The first few bits I did of him are a few pages back.
Post by: Lovechild on February 10, 2012, 12:17:22 pm
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Post by: Gizogin on February 10, 2012, 01:09:30 pm
Spoiler: ridiculously big picture (click to show/hide)
Who says elves and humans can't rock out together?
Also, I know nothing about guitars. They're way too big, and I'm pretty sure I put the straps on backwards. For the elf, at least, the strap is actually for his quiver.
Post by: gomwon on February 10, 2012, 01:56:32 pm
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Post by: Loud Whispers on February 10, 2012, 03:07:21 pm
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Dorf healthcare is best healthcare?
Post by: SuicideJunkie on February 10, 2012, 03:30:00 pm
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Post by: Nega on February 10, 2012, 06:26:02 pm
Post by: Tersr on February 10, 2012, 06:33:26 pm
The young'uns may not get the reference:(crossposted to the Draw-your-fort thread to try and revive it)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The Boatmurder Mad Monarch?
Post by: Logrin on February 10, 2012, 06:33:48 pm
Also, how big is a dracon? Human sized or "I throw ogres" size?
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on February 10, 2012, 06:52:07 pm
Post by: Nega on February 11, 2012, 04:15:01 pm
Tearing them in half with DRAGON hands or BOOGIE hands?
Also, how big is a dracon? Human sized or "I throw ogres" size?
I grabbed this bogeyman by it's two tails, bit into it's upper body, then ripped it in half. My Dracon character is the size of a human. If you're wondering what I used, I used Greiger's Grei mod to play as a Dracon.
As for the hands question... You can choose what you want for them. ;)
Post by: Arbitrax on February 13, 2012, 05:11:51 pm
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/8466/adventure1.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/96/adventure1.png/)
Post by: Ultimuh on February 14, 2012, 08:16:24 am
Things are a bit uneventful with my new Dwarf peasant, but I did manage to buy a rather natty helm recently. Currently off looking for wildlife to throw rocks at.
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/8466/adventure1.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/96/adventure1.png/)
That just made we want whatever kirby (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirby_%28character%29) is modded into DF. :o
Post by: Xeron on February 14, 2012, 12:39:58 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on February 14, 2012, 01:24:04 pm
this is pretty much a over dramatic version of what I did when I heard news of the update.
I haven't played it yet but kinda sad all that new discoveries on adventure mode interaction with fort mode kinda lost.
Though Losing is fun and that's what I did.
Post by: Araph on February 14, 2012, 09:11:58 pm
Spoiler: Araph Thunderoaks! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The Farmers All Grow Hemp (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Seriously. (click to show/hide)
EDIT:
Slaughtered the puny wolves, headed back to town, got used to needing to eat and drink, etc.
Traveled back out to try and kill the guy I was sent to kill.
Spoiler: Pfff. Like that would happen in DF. (click to show/hide)
Post by: iceball3 on February 14, 2012, 09:42:44 pm
(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/216/3/2/handshaker_by_iceball3-d45i44y.png)
Post by: Araph on February 14, 2012, 10:56:59 pm
(http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab360/UristDook/deathtokobolds.png)
Spoiler: Artist's Rendition (click to show/hide)
EDIT: WTF, I just got my ass kicked by a kobold master swordsman.
Post by: Kilroy the Grand on February 14, 2012, 11:24:18 pm
I imagine my guy is holding the dagger between two fingers and bending over to stab people
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on February 15, 2012, 07:34:26 am
Post by: Gizogin on February 15, 2012, 10:12:00 am
Could anyone draw a nekkid adventurer walking up to an elf butcher, tearing a bolt out of his lung, slamming the bolt down on the stand and walking off munching on some yak tripe? Because that's how I've been funding my lunchings.
This sounds awesome. I'll draw it up, but it'll be a while before I get a chance to upload it.
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on February 15, 2012, 10:23:45 am
I'd do it myself, but my art skills are so bad that they would actually render everyone else in the thread unable to draw.
Post by: Logrin on February 15, 2012, 05:02:09 pm
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Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on February 15, 2012, 05:05:24 pm
*saves image for eternal preservation*
Post by: bukitodinos on February 15, 2012, 05:24:22 pm
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Post by: Die Nacht on February 15, 2012, 05:26:47 pm
I'm sure we've all been here.
Caution: big.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I was so sand when I FINALLY managed to finish a quest and all I got was a pad on the back.
Are you serious?! I'm starving over here!!!!
Post by: Megaman_zx on February 15, 2012, 05:34:33 pm
Post by: Reudh on February 15, 2012, 05:51:20 pm
you get HEAPS of food from it, enough to last days.
Also, could someone draw my latest adventurer, Gulo Roarheals, and her two friends Medon Raconrostfen and Alir somethingorother. Gulo is butchering a kangaroo, while Medon and Alir fire their crossbows at the other kangaroo.
Gulo finishes butchering the kangaroo, and stands up to Medon and Alir, offering them some offal. Gulo is covered in the Kangaroo blood.
:P
Post by: Arbitrax on February 15, 2012, 06:21:44 pm
(http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/8053/adventure2.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/813/adventure2.png/)
Post by: Gizogin on February 15, 2012, 06:45:55 pm
Could anyone draw a nekkid adventurer walking up to an elf butcher, tearing a bolt out of his lung, slamming the bolt down on the stand and walking off munching on some yak tripe? Because that's how I've been funding my lunchings.
It may not compare to Logrin's, but:
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I took a few "artistic liberties" as well, but whatever.
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on February 15, 2012, 06:56:29 pm
Post by: Arbitrax on February 15, 2012, 07:24:52 pm
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/421/adventure3.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/141/adventure3.png/)
First casualty of the new version!
Post by: Chilton on February 15, 2012, 09:01:29 pm
Post by: Mercur1c on February 16, 2012, 03:11:51 am
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The adventurer was a dwarf with a copper short sword and a bismuth bronze shield.
Post by: MadocComadrin on February 16, 2012, 12:03:33 pm
Post by: iceball3 on February 16, 2012, 03:21:18 pm
Sneaking up on the boss in the catacombs had a predictable outcome:This reminds me awfully of Yukuri cruelty. Except, different. Poor adventurerblob. D:
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/421/adventure3.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/141/adventure3.png/)
First casualty of the new version!
Post by: Die Nacht on February 16, 2012, 04:54:55 pm
Quick, someone:...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The adventurer was a dwarf with a copper short sword and a bismuth bronze shield.
Dafuk did I just read?
Post by: Shook on February 16, 2012, 04:59:22 pm
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SWEDISH STYLE!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akxgb5ONhB0&t=25s)
Post by: Rumrusher on February 16, 2012, 05:35:51 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder2/interns-suck.png)
A bio-bomb that will wipe out a marketplace if you decide to bring a zombie near them, then raise some of the dead merchants as zombies and be targeted as well leading to an outbreak. Which is why I can't retire in towns anymore.
Post by: Arbitrax on February 16, 2012, 06:04:38 pm
(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/2575/adventure4.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/11/adventure4.png/)
Post by: ShoesandHats on February 16, 2012, 06:19:39 pm
Plus all the animals are tame, and all the night creatures can supposedly only be harmed by bronze. But that isn't true.
Post by: Kilroy the Grand on February 16, 2012, 07:27:41 pm
In the new update, I just slept in a house and then I woke up on the roof.
Plus all the animals are tame, and all the night creatures can supposedly only be harmed by bronze. But that isn't true.
I normally only have guys that are weak to steel or iron, and I haven't noticed tame animals.
Post by: Reudh on February 16, 2012, 08:18:27 pm
Also, could someone draw my request from a little while back?
Also, could someone draw my latest adventurer, Gulo Roarheals, and her two friends Medon Raconrostfen and Alir somethingorother. Gulo is butchering a kangaroo, while Medon and Alir fire their crossbows at the other kangaroo.
Gulo finishes butchering the kangaroo, and stands up to Medon and Alir, offering them some offal. Gulo is covered in the Kangaroo blood.
Medon is a fifty year old crossbowman. Gulo is twenty-eight. Alir's about forty, and used to be the High Oak before retiring and becoming a ranger. Medon has a haunted look to him, as his entire family were killed and eaten by a hydra about seven years before worldgen stopped. Alir is quite cheerful and happy. Gulo is female, Alir is female and Medon is male.
Post by: Logic on February 16, 2012, 08:22:28 pm
In the new update, I just slept in a house and then I woke up on the roof.
Dang kids.
Post by: Haspen on February 17, 2012, 06:39:20 am
I shall now depict most of my encounters with humans who are claimed to be night beasts.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
SWEDISH STYLE!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akxgb5ONhB0&t=25s)
Oooh, yes. Swedish! :D
Post by: Nighthawk on February 17, 2012, 01:08:36 pm
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You can win the battles in adventure mode, but you can never win the war.
Post by: Gizogin on February 17, 2012, 01:10:51 pm
Post by: Loud Whispers on February 17, 2012, 01:13:54 pm
Post by: Shook on February 17, 2012, 02:03:05 pm
Caution: Big Comic Image Ahead. Also fun pixel-y style.Oh my, that is awesome and inspiring. Now i want to do pixely comics too! c: (but no guarantees made, because i also like making silly stickmen)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You can win the battles in adventure mode, but you can never win the war.
Post by: runiq on February 17, 2012, 02:06:17 pm
Post by: Baron Baconeer on February 17, 2012, 07:32:49 pm
I'll have to tell a little backstory first. I wanted to try being a vampire + necromancer. The world I genned had both tower and a vampire nicely close to each other. However, I spawned on other end of the continent, with no roads and something even more fun in between.
So, our long-haired hero grabs his scimitar and starts running. He runs trough the forests, outrunning the wolves. He outruns the kobold swordmasters chasing him. He outruns the outlaws that try to ambush him. He outruns zombies that inhabit the terrifying biome that is the main reason for the lack of roads. Then, for a full night, he outruns the boogeymen.
Finally, he arrives at Daubpoints, where the law-giver vampire resides. Our hero confronts (after robbing all the armor from the hold) the vampire, who is carrying several hundred human bone figurines, crowns and other accessories, so many that he can't even move around. (During the battle I dispatched all the cultists, and the vampire didn't even move from the spot.) Then, finally facing the vampire he had looked for so long, he simply decapicates him in one hit.
Seriously, that was a letdown.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on February 17, 2012, 09:24:29 pm
Im fighting my way through one now.
If you luck out and are in a snow biome, i suggest you fill up on snowballs.
These zombies drop like flies, but can rip you a new one.
ive downed about 30 with snow alone.
Im going to be grandmaster throwing by the time im done here
Post by: Urist Da Vinci on February 18, 2012, 12:11:04 am
(http://i.imgur.com/5xaIY.png)
Vesh was a night creature that I killed earlier. I just stood and watched as the lone idiot bandit got tore apart by my zombie pet.
Post by: joeymax23 on February 18, 2012, 12:28:53 am
oh look a bro giving me a quest, awww toady! he has no family! >:(
dodododododooo what, double-yew-tee-eff? The guy i have to kill is ambushing me woo!
bandit leader: tell them it was the anuses of the rising sun!(real name) if you live!
the flying iron bolt strikes you in the head, tearing the muscle, fracturing the skull and tearing the brain through the iron plate helm!
a tendon in the head has been torn
you have been shot and killed
lets check the clock...... less than 3 minutes... is that a record?
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on February 18, 2012, 07:58:35 am
Post by: Arbitrax on February 18, 2012, 08:19:17 am
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/5040/adventure5a.png)
(http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/1277/adventure5b.png)
Post by: EmperorJon on February 18, 2012, 08:21:37 am
Post by: Xotano on February 18, 2012, 12:00:15 pm
i made a full recovery from being mortally wounded in the nearby town afterwards :3
anyone wana draw it :3
i could give a more detailed description of my guy if its needed xD, the limbs were broken not removed incase you thought they were just gone xD
Post by: EmperorJon on February 19, 2012, 09:14:04 am
Brief summary:
(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx225/EmperorJonTC/Market.png)
Well. It's usually not Peeelz. It's usually a -Sperm Whale Leather Short Skirt-, but that's even more mentally damaging.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on February 19, 2012, 11:29:47 am
I'm forwarding this here. It simply must be drawn. By the gods, it must.Im fighting my way through one now.
If you luck out and are in a snow biome, i suggest you fill up on snowballs.
These zombies drop like flies, but can rip you a new one.
ive downed about 30 with snow alone.
Im going to be grandmaster throwing by the time im done here
Bumping this. When assaulting a necro tower, the guy would use snowballs to disable the horde.
Post by: Svarte Troner on February 19, 2012, 12:32:38 pm
That's a lamprey and troll.
Post by: Shook on February 19, 2012, 02:50:50 pm
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LANDMINES. I shall polish it up to make it super cool and not bound to dorfs.
Post by: ......... on February 19, 2012, 02:58:01 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CVoRN-xp7P4/T0FT03V4xNI/AAAAAAAAAqo/ImuGeFKvI8A/s1600/marker.PNG)
Post by: Baron Baconeer on February 19, 2012, 02:59:25 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CVoRN-xp7P4/T0FT03V4xNI/AAAAAAAAAqo/ImuGeFKvI8A/s1600/marker.PNG)
Scrooge Mcdwarf's money bin?
Post by: Xotano on February 19, 2012, 03:00:03 pm
Dicking around with material emissions has revealed to me the existence of...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
LANDMINES. I shall polish it up to make it super cool and not bound to dorfs.
make it a book :P
Post by: Flaede on February 19, 2012, 03:07:53 pm
A Human Outsider, mostly naked in a fierce snowstorm. Wandering into a town that is half destroyed, tame animals still running through the streets, but no sentient beings. THe snow blows through the streets, and he goes in search of shelter and food.
...Finally an undestroyed building! Maybe this is where the survivors are! They might even have a sack of fisher berries to eat or - the doors open on The Warehouse from Indiana Jones. Weapons, masterwork clothing, food, jewellery, backpacks and every manner of figurine imaginable (still not a soul in sight, btw).
So. Yeah. Anyone want to try their hand at an Epic Door Opening Shot?
Post by: miauw62 on February 19, 2012, 03:26:53 pm
Dicking around with material emissions has revealed to me the existence of...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
LANDMINES. I shall polish it up to make it super cool and not bound to dorfs.
Must have raws
Pleaaase?
Post by: Shook on February 19, 2012, 04:38:00 pm
Post by: ......... on February 19, 2012, 04:52:49 pm
Request for anyone who might be sketchying.
A Human Outsider, mostly naked in a fierce snowstorm. Wandering into a town that is half destroyed, tame animals still running through the streets, but no sentient beings. THe snow blows through the streets, and he goes in search of shelter and food.
...Finally an undestroyed building! Maybe this is where the survivors are! They might even have a sack of fisher berries to eat or - the doors open on The Warehouse from Indiana Jones. Weapons, masterwork clothing, food, jewellery, backpacks and every manner of figurine imaginable (still not a soul in sight, btw).
So. Yeah. Anyone want to try their hand at an Epic Door Opening Shot?
ok
Post by: Melagius on February 19, 2012, 05:38:55 pm
god damnit pringus
Post by: Xotano on February 19, 2012, 06:04:12 pm
Ze raws vill be available soon enough. I just have to make more kinds of silly goop to cough up, and maybe follow up on Xotano's suggestion to make it all a learnable secret. THE SECRET OF GOOPMINES.
goopmines? you should make it a goop covered book, and to get the secrets you should have to eat the goop off the book so you can read it :D
Post by: BCPowers on February 19, 2012, 06:31:39 pm
Dicking around with material emissions has revealed to me the existence of...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
LANDMINES. I shall polish it up to make it super cool and not bound to dorfs.
There you are Perry. :)
Post by: ......... on February 19, 2012, 10:15:05 pm
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Post by: Andal on February 19, 2012, 10:33:56 pm
Post by: Megaman on February 19, 2012, 10:58:38 pm
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Duuuuude.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on February 19, 2012, 11:49:06 pm
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Please craft a picture involving a dwarven snowfort, zombies, and stupid necromancers. pls?
Post by: SuicideJunkie on February 20, 2012, 02:07:30 am
Previously:You should probably fire up mspaint and get started on that before you go insane from a failed mood.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Please craft a picture involving a dwarven snowfort, zombies, and stupid necromancers. pls?
Don't worry about a dabbling artistic skill; as long as you actually complete the project, you'll get a major levelup.
Post by: Logrin on February 20, 2012, 02:13:35 am
My comp's not exactly "top-of-the-line" And I'm having trouble genning worlds in the new version.
Can someone do me a solid and gen a medium ((or)) large world of around 1000 years and post it for download?
I thirst....for ADVENTURE
Post by: Reudh on February 20, 2012, 06:46:12 am
Post by: Xotano on February 20, 2012, 08:08:15 am
Post by: EmperorJon on February 20, 2012, 11:54:36 am
Post by: Kilroy the Grand on February 20, 2012, 03:50:20 pm
Hey guys! Quick request.
My comp's not exactly "top-of-the-line" And I'm having trouble genning worlds in the new version.
Can someone do me a solid and gen a medium ((or)) large world of around 1000 years and post it for download?
I thirst....for ADVENTURE
I got you a 100 year old world, Iron men can be adventurer's (with firebreath), dwarves and elves SHOULD have human-esque towns. Only one necromancer though, lots of catacombs, tombs and dungeons
You should be able to have a bit of fun with it
http://www.mediafire.com/?zq3v4btq3o4b4s2
Post by: Logrin on February 20, 2012, 04:18:25 pm
Thus begin the journeys of Mechadoneus!
Post by: Kilroy the Grand on February 20, 2012, 04:23:41 pm
You sir, are tremendous.
Thus begin the journeys of Mechadoneus!
If that doesn't suit you, I couldn't mind genning you a world to your specifications. But not a long one because my computer can't take it.
Post by: Logrin on February 21, 2012, 04:34:27 am
SPEAKING OF
In the midst of making a rather swank Boss Knight comic.
In the mean time here's
-Srs Baus Nite
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Post by: Chilton on February 22, 2012, 11:07:30 am
He would Hack His Victims with His Axe, then Grab Them and Throw Them to the Ground.
Then Disembowel Them, then Rip Out Their Guts.
And Lick Them.
And then Slash Their Throat with His Dagger.
BEHOLD!
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Oh, and He got enraged every 2 seconds or so :D
Post by: vytarrus on February 24, 2012, 02:16:36 am
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Post by: SirAaronIII on February 24, 2012, 03:08:56 am
Post by: Kilroy the Grand on February 24, 2012, 05:07:36 am
Your iron-man world is more than enough...
SPEAKING OF
In the midst of making a rather swank Boss Knight comic.
In the mean time here's
-Srs Baus NiteSpoiler (click to show/hide)
I like the tankard. The guitar needs a strap though.
Post by: Chilton on February 24, 2012, 06:28:22 am
Wait, the story of Stakud Sakzelugdoth, and FIKOD lay to rest?Aw Armok Dammit.
Trust Me to make a bloody typo :P
Fikod is My Current Adventurer.
Hes been alive for a while.
He came six duds after that one.
And of course I cant exactly go back and re-type all that into an Image and fix it, now.
GRR.
Now Innocents will die for this mistake.
So many Innocents.
EDIT:
Ok, heres the excuse.
Fikod is a Peasant who was stupid enough to think Stakud was dieing.
So Stakud TORE HIM APART WITH THIS HANDS AND TEETH.
GRR
Post by: Chilton on February 24, 2012, 10:06:26 am
Post by: Xotano on February 24, 2012, 10:09:39 am
Does anyone want anything Drawn right now? I have like, 2 hours with nothing to do.
yea me :3
draw me a guy throwing a backpack with 214 dead bodys in it :D
i just killed my whole zombie army and shoved it in a backpack so i could throw it and reanimate an army on a target >:D
think i had another suggestion that wasnt as imposible to draw a wile back that never got drawn xD
yup i did.
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the fight not the recovering xD
i wana see a guy shooting arrows and bolts out of his mouth/throwing them with his foot
also my guy was "burnt umber" and was tall and muscular think he had long black hair but i'm also pretty sure he was in full iron plate stuffs.
also wanting to see kilroy's suggestion below mine, would be funny
SUPER POST EDITING!
Post by: Kilroy the Grand on February 24, 2012, 10:12:33 am
Post by: Chilton on February 24, 2012, 10:20:37 am
Coming up!
Kilroy... Awesome.
Coming up!
Post by: Chilton on February 24, 2012, 11:26:15 am
Does anyone want anything Drawn right now? I have like, 2 hours with nothing to do.
yea me :3
draw me a guy throwing a backpack with 214 dead bodys in it :D
i just killed my whole zombie army and shoved it in a backpack so i could throw it and reanimate an army on a target >:D
think i had another suggestion that wasnt as imposible to draw a wile back that never got drawn xD
yup i did.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
the fight not the recovering xD
i wana see a guy shooting arrows and bolts out of his mouth/throwing them with his foot
also my guy was "burnt umber" and was tall and muscular think he had long black hair but i'm also pretty sure he was in full iron plate stuffs.
also wanting to see kilroy's suggestion below mine, would be funny
SUPER POST EDITING!
Okey Dokey!
First, My Favorite one. I should have shaded it, really. But My Wrist is sore, so just zoom in on the Leg if it looks a bit odd at first.
But I think Youll adore this as much as I do.
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And the second one:
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That one was a pleasure to Draw.
Cheers!
Draw a human in full plate trying to purchasing arrows from a stall, when suddenly from a nearby grate a bandit threatens him from within the sewers.
Here ya go!
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I might shade all three of these in later.
But for now, My Wrist is sore.
I liked making them but :D
Post by: Xotano on February 24, 2012, 11:35:54 am
and the second one was awesome too lots of skulls and faces and limbs in a bag :D
and the bandit one was pretty great too xD
Post by: miauw62 on February 24, 2012, 11:40:50 am
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Post by: Chilton on February 24, 2012, 11:43:10 am
the first one is a lil off as my guy was a thrower not an archer/crossbow man but its stil great :3Yeah, but as much as I desired to have Him Power Spit, which if one looks closely was originally there before I took out His other Leg, replaced it, and put in a Bow; It just looked a bit wierd.
and the second one was awesome too lots of skulls and faces and limbs in a bag :D
and the bandit one was pretty great too xD
Glad You like the second and third :)
Post by: Xotano on February 24, 2012, 12:00:29 pm
ah i was wondering why the bow looked slightly lopsided xD i still liked it tho :Pthe first one is a lil off as my guy was a thrower not an archer/crossbow man but its stil great :3Yeah, but as much as I desired to have Him Power Spit, which if one looks closely was originally there before I took out His other Leg, replaced it, and put in a Bow; It just looked a bit wierd.
and the second one was awesome too lots of skulls and faces and limbs in a bag :D
and the bandit one was pretty great too xD
Glad You like the second and third :)
Post by: Chilton on February 24, 2012, 12:01:41 pm
Its more obvious in the legs - The reason they look so squiffy is because what is currently the back leg, used to be the front leg.ah i was wondering why the bow looked slightly lopsided xD i still liked it tho :Pthe first one is a lil off as my guy was a thrower not an archer/crossbow man but its stil great :3Yeah, but as much as I desired to have Him Power Spit, which if one looks closely was originally there before I took out His other Leg, replaced it, and put in a Bow; It just looked a bit wierd.
and the second one was awesome too lots of skulls and faces and limbs in a bag :D
and the bandit one was pretty great too xD
Glad You like the second and third :)
Im glad ye like it but :)
Post by: Kuya on February 24, 2012, 05:04:47 pm
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Post by: gomwon on February 24, 2012, 05:15:11 pm
Spoiler: "Dwarven Boats? (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xotano on February 24, 2012, 05:31:42 pm
After spending ages getting from one end of the map to the other, then promptly dying, i decided i want other forms of transport.Spoiler: "Dwarven Boats? (click to show/hide)
you got it backwards, it would be more of a cart type thing that shot magma out the front to make an obsidian bridge that it would then be pushed over
Post by: gomwon on February 24, 2012, 06:06:32 pm
After spending ages getting from one end of the map to the other, then promptly dying, i decided i want other forms of transport.Spoiler: "Dwarven Boats? (click to show/hide)
you got it backwards, it would be more of a cart type thing that shot magma out the front to make an obsidian bridge that it would then be pushed over
Spoiler: Dorf "Cart" (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xotano on February 24, 2012, 06:35:04 pm
yes!After spending ages getting from one end of the map to the other, then promptly dying, i decided i want other forms of transport.Spoiler: "Dwarven Boats? (click to show/hide)
you got it backwards, it would be more of a cart type thing that shot magma out the front to make an obsidian bridge that it would then be pushed overSpoiler: Dorf "Cart" (click to show/hide)
Post by: Eric Blank on February 24, 2012, 06:45:03 pm
Post by: Arbitrax on February 24, 2012, 07:36:05 pm
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/4351/civetdemon.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/96/civetdemon.png/)
I'm planning to track this guy down in adventure mode, but not having much luck so far. My first adventurer in this world got kicked to death by a Giraffe. Serves me right for pelting it with rocks I suppose...
Post by: Powder Miner on February 24, 2012, 07:46:34 pm
"I found the way to take care of the zombies! You've just got to butcher them while they're downAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH"
Post by: Yoink on February 25, 2012, 12:54:56 am
He should have his own videogame/series/graphic novel/something. :D
Also, what I actually came here to say before I was distracted by the awesome Zitha: Robocorn is Livestreaming! (http://www.livestream.com/robocorn) He does some very nice, (sometimes only tangentially) DF-related art over there. You guys should check it out, maybe request an adventure or two to be drawn!
Post by: Robocorn on February 25, 2012, 05:01:29 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Did some Boss knight fanart.
Post by: Logrin on February 25, 2012, 08:33:52 am
Post by: Arbitrax on February 26, 2012, 10:09:22 am
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7267/civetdemon2.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/3/civetdemon2.png/)
I wanted to try my hand at light and shadow on this one, as usually I don't bother :P I quite like how this one turned out though.
Post by: Xotano on February 26, 2012, 10:11:45 am
Post by: Arbitrax on February 26, 2012, 12:15:32 pm
Post by: gomwon on February 26, 2012, 05:14:21 pm
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More fort mode, but i guess it applies in adventure too.
Also
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Post by: Kestrel on February 26, 2012, 06:04:29 pm
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I learned a valuable lesson about what biomes are not appropriate for sleep.
Post by: Kuya on February 26, 2012, 06:55:07 pm
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You are surrounded by incessant cackling.
These bastards get me every time. :(
Post by: raptorfangamer on February 26, 2012, 07:16:49 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/iSjC4.png)
yes, you slam yourself with your new heavy head!
Post by: Unholy_Pariah on February 27, 2012, 03:40:20 am
Basically when a rapidly rotating, high mass star collapses in on itself it can form a sort of doughnut shape... when this happens matter and radiation can break through the weak spots where the holes would be and are expelled at great pressure creating a gamma ray burst... when this strikes a planet it burns away the ozone layer... so yeah...
Anyways this is the image that popped into my head.
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Dying star - 1
Urist McBonfire - 0
Post by: Baron OhShi on February 27, 2012, 05:42:30 am
Can someone draw this?:
"I found the way to take care of the zombies! You've just got to butcher them while they're downAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH"
I felt like making a picture. Also, since I don't have anything except MS paint. I have decided to embrace the crappitude! Crayon!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/YEtQl.jpg)
I also took liberties, since you didn't describe much XD
Post by: Xotano on February 27, 2012, 07:07:14 am
also "GIMP" is a free photoshop like program.
my vampire necromancer recently got his head melted, AND LIVED, no joke, i'm thinking of him as having a skull for a head now tho his description no longer says "his head is melted" cus i traveled and the description still says he has facial features but i guess that wouldnt change even if i did loose my face skin, all my upper body fat is gone tho, those exorcises i'v been doing MELTED it all away. lols
so yea who wants to draw a badass guy in iron armor with a smoking skull for a head :D
longsword in the right hand and a shield connected to the right lower arm (like around the wrist but its actually a full shield), maybe with a peasant held by the throat in the left hand :D
if i had a scanner i'd do it myself cus my MS paint skills kinda suck :(
i'll prolly draw it anyways and upload it if i happen to get a scanner.
also dragging a dragon corpse by the tail might be more fitting cus i stabed that dragon to death after it burned my face off.
Post by: gomwon on February 27, 2012, 03:25:25 pm
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That tower has killed me about 12 times now. I MUST SUCCEED.
EDIT: New page king for the 6th time.... Help me....
Post by: Xotano on February 27, 2012, 03:31:33 pm
Post by: gomwon on February 27, 2012, 03:37:04 pm
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Post by: Xotano on February 27, 2012, 03:44:04 pm
Post by: gomwon on February 27, 2012, 03:54:25 pm
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Augh. I do so well, then it is always ONE DWARF that gets a lucky hit in, killing me.
Post by: Pawel1997PL on February 27, 2012, 03:57:47 pm
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Last picture, THE ULTIMATE TROLL FACE!
Post by: Xotano on February 27, 2012, 03:58:05 pm
Post by: gomwon on February 27, 2012, 04:00:48 pm
even when paused!
Post by: Arbitrax on February 27, 2012, 04:08:02 pm
That's me at the mo, want to keep drawing but not having much !FUN! at the mo. Although a Vampire did strike in Fortress mode...
Post by: gomwon on February 27, 2012, 04:08:55 pm
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EDIT: And
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EDIT2: Bogeyd...
Post by: Shook on February 27, 2012, 04:40:07 pm
I shall now try my FIST at big-ass pixel comic.
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Everything is allergic to fire now you silly dargon!!!
Post by: Xotano on February 27, 2012, 05:13:20 pm
Post by: gomwon on February 27, 2012, 05:25:36 pm
Post by: Baron OhShi on February 27, 2012, 09:11:51 pm
Awesome to see some activity in here again. :D
I shall now try my FIST at big-ass pixel comic.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Everything is allergic to fire now you silly dargon!!!
How is it that your drawings seem BETTER with less pixels XD You have a talent ma boy! Use it wisely! (You should totally draw some hot pixelized chicks)
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on February 27, 2012, 09:18:38 pm
Why do you want pictures of warm baby chickens? Sicko.Awesome to see some activity in here again. :D
I shall now try my FIST at big-ass pixel comic.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Everything is allergic to fire now you silly dargon!!!
How is it that your drawings seem BETTER with less pixels XD You have a talent ma boy! Use it wisely! (You should totally draw some hot pixelized chicks)
Post by: Rumrusher on February 27, 2012, 09:33:52 pm
Post by: Baron OhShi on February 27, 2012, 11:17:42 pm
Why do you want pictures of warm baby chickens? Sicko.*snip*
How is it that your drawings seem BETTER with less pixels XD You have a talent ma boy! Use it wisely! (You should totally draw some hot pixelized chicks)
You sound like you DON'T want avians coated in magma? What's wrong with you?
Post by: Arbitrax on February 28, 2012, 02:54:07 am
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Post by: Rebornneo on February 28, 2012, 06:28:30 am
Love everyone who's posted on here :P
The most memorable being Boss knight and the epic arts of the Shook.
Expect me to post of my antics on here soon, as well.
I've had tons of !!FUN!! on adventure mode as well :P
Especially in losing my first 12 adventurers to figuring out the controls, and only after learning all of them finding out that ? was kind of a big help :P
Post by: Shook on February 28, 2012, 08:32:53 am
Regardless, looking forward to seeing what ye' have. Ain't never enough comics in this thread!
@Arbitrax: Bahaha, most excellent depiction of DORFEN JUSTICE!
How is it that your drawings seem BETTER with less pixels XD You have a talent ma boy! Use it wisely! (You should totally draw some hot pixelized chicks)That probably boils down to the fact that i dabble in pixel art (http://shook12.deviantart.com/), yet suck at free-hand drawings. :P
Post by: Xotano on February 28, 2012, 12:04:15 pm
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fixed, its still really small but i think i did well, no clouds or sun but oh well :D
also i put spikes on some of the equipment cus he has some spiked stuff, ima have to get him some new hoods and stuff later cus most of them are pretty badly damaged if not gone.
Post by: Rebornneo on February 28, 2012, 03:35:56 pm
It was only after I died, that I saw the piles of arrows that missed me :P
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Note: may not be 100% accurate, but it's basically what happened xD
Edit: I forgot to say Xotano, that looks really awesome :D
I think I like it that much more because of the style that comes with that size.
Post by: Intro1827 on February 28, 2012, 04:12:47 pm
Edit: On the other hand, attacks that glance off can collapse zombies just fine. ???
Post by: Xotano on February 28, 2012, 04:16:53 pm
well it never feels like it does anyways, being a perfectionist and all.
don't think i got any of the sprites anymore either, i made a pretty awesome looking ghoul based off a WoW pic.
nvm it was this pic of a ghoul from warcraft 3
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Post by: gomwon on February 28, 2012, 04:29:47 pm
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Post by: EmperorJon on February 28, 2012, 04:38:05 pm
The Adventures of UristMcBeard, of course!
(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx225/EmperorJonTC/NewChar.png)
As you can see, the latter allows for much more detailed facial expressions (lul), but the former is quite... cute? I dunno. You decide!
Post by: Logrin on February 28, 2012, 04:54:07 pm
But in the mean-while Xotano
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Also this
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Post by: EmperorJon on February 28, 2012, 04:59:46 pm
Post by: Xotano on February 28, 2012, 05:22:25 pm
and an epicly awesome one at that :3
Post by: Rebornneo on February 28, 2012, 05:41:39 pm
On another note, I remember reading here that someone said something like: "Jewelery will definately never deflect attacks."
Then... what about this?
(http://oi40.tinypic.com/2v1vk40.jpg)
Edit: Logrin, you amaze me. Again :o
Post by: Jalapeño Cheesepuffs on February 28, 2012, 11:01:06 pm
Post by: Xotano on February 29, 2012, 09:47:03 am
Post by: Chilton on February 29, 2012, 09:55:39 am
updated my sig to fit with the new display pic, think i mighta gotten some of it wrong due to my lack of spelling skills and playing dwarf mode.Biggest issue: Workmanship.
These are not Men.
These are Dorfs.
Craftsdwarfship.
Post by: Xotano on February 29, 2012, 09:59:39 am
Post by: Chilton on February 29, 2012, 10:09:29 am
so there is no problem being that logrin isn't a dwarf, but besides that its all in the right order and all?Oh, right.
That.
Admittedly, I just read Signature>Fort Mode>Right :P
Post by: Xotano on February 29, 2012, 10:29:08 am
Post by: Gizogin on February 29, 2012, 10:36:32 am
"Engraved on the wall is a masterful engraving of (stuff) by (artist). The artwork relates to (historical scene of great carnage)."
I think it goes something like that, anyway.
Post by: Xotano on February 29, 2012, 10:51:00 am
Generally, engraving descriptions are ordered slightly differently. They also can't have the "all craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality" line, because that's restricted to artifacts.
"Engraved on the wall is a masterful engraving of (stuff) by (artist). The artwork relates to (historical scene of great carnage)."
I think it goes something like that, anyway.
thats quite helpful, guess ima have to change it to that xD
changed it, also updated my corpse list for my zombie bomb with estimated numbers for the body types, other then dragons, i know i'v killed exactly 3 dragons.
Post by: Gizogin on February 29, 2012, 11:01:17 am
Post by: Xotano on February 29, 2012, 11:08:35 am
it might give the name of who the image is of as well but i'm not sure about that.
currently rumaging through a crypt tho, the mummy thinks of me as a friend so i'm just takin what i want. i was sure to drop my bodies off at the keep before i ran out to get new leather stuff tho.
just looked at my arrows cus i noticed they were apparently decorated, the have an image of rat weed in tetrahedrite and an image of square cut gems in rope reed fiber, duno how they managed to get those onto an arrow and have them stay there but its still pretty cool to know i'm throwing art around when i need to throw some arrows :D
and yea i'm changin it to depiction cus that does sound more likely and slightly less silly then engraved on the wall is a "quality" engraving.
Post by: Theodolus on February 29, 2012, 01:26:04 pm
Post by: Xotano on February 29, 2012, 02:03:11 pm
Post by: Arbitrax on February 29, 2012, 05:18:49 pm
(http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/7164/civetdemon3.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/715/civetdemon3.png/)
This is more an excercise in picking a colour palette than something I want to serialise. But being that this game is a bottomless inspiration-mine I can't help myself! Might go back to killing some adventureblobs after this.
Post by: Chilton on March 01, 2012, 07:29:28 am
Post by: Intro1827 on March 01, 2012, 08:33:17 am
Fighting my way through a necromancer's tower, I just discovered that bisection doesn't necessarily kill zombies. I can imagine my guy wiping the gore off his silver great axe, then noticing the zombie's torso is still attacking him. Feel free to use this as inspiration for a drawing.I posted this a while ago. While it's not so great, maybe you can make something great out of it.
Edit: On the other hand, attacks that glance off can collapse zombies just fine. ???
Post by: Chilton on March 01, 2012, 08:36:26 am
I am going to take "Make something great out of it" as the equivalent of saying 'Make it Awesome'.Fighting my way through a necromancer's tower, I just discovered that bisection doesn't necessarily kill zombies. I can imagine my guy wiping the gore off his silver great axe, then noticing the zombie's torso is still attacking him. Feel free to use this as inspiration for a drawing.I posted this a while ago. While it's not so great, maybe you can make something great out of it.
Edit: On the other hand, attacks that glance off can collapse zombies just fine. ???
Which I can totally do.
Right now!
Post by: Xotano on March 01, 2012, 09:00:51 am
Post by: Chilton on March 01, 2012, 09:17:43 am
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draw a forgotten beast made out of pickles :DIt shall be done!
Post by: Chilton on March 01, 2012, 09:28:33 am
draw a forgotten beast made out of pickles :D
THERE!
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!
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Post by: Xotano on March 01, 2012, 10:14:33 am
Post by: Intro1827 on March 01, 2012, 01:50:54 pm
Post by: Nega on March 02, 2012, 09:20:47 pm
I'm using this mod, (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=102446.0) if your wondering.
Post by: Nexaduro on March 02, 2012, 10:02:21 pm
Goddamn groundhog.
Post by: Chilton on March 02, 2012, 10:40:57 pm
I'd like to request a picture of my late adventurer, lying prone and bleeding, with a triumphant, raging groundhog standing atop her soon-to-be-corpse.A Female Adventurer being disembowled by a raging Groundhog?
Goddamn groundhog.
Fuck Yes!
Ill be right back.
@Nega; Im not familiar enough with the Mod to make that work too amazingly well. Ill see if anyone else takes it first.
Post by: Reudh on March 02, 2012, 10:43:37 pm
(http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/7/73/004Charmander.png/140px-004Charmander.png)
That plus armor and weapons, minus a head. :P
Post by: Chilton on March 03, 2012, 12:05:08 am
I'd like to request a picture of my late adventurer, lying prone and bleeding, with a triumphant, raging groundhog standing atop her soon-to-be-corpse.
Goddamn groundhog.
THERE!
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You may have to zoom in a little bit to clearly make out the shape of Her Body. Her Hair was a bit tricky to align, but in being completely correct, it also covers Her shoulders a bit, which may at first obfuscate it. It doesnt for Me, but I Drew the thing, so it rightly shouldnt. It may not even be an issue.
Eep?
For reference if anyone wants to draw the charmander adventurer, this is one.
(http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/7/73/004Charmander.png/140px-004Charmander.png)
That plus armor and weapons, minus a head. :P
Thats not too bad. If I think of a cool way to get it up to the Titans Punching Height, Ill do it.
Post by: Arbitrax on March 03, 2012, 04:55:30 am
draw a forgotten beast made out of pickles :D
THERE!
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I think I got it the wrong way round...
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/2755/fbeastpickle.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/267/fbeastpickle.png/)
Delicious!
Post by: Chilton on March 03, 2012, 05:10:10 am
...One thing.draw a forgotten beast made out of pickles :D
THERE!
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I think I got it the wrong way round...
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/2755/fbeastpickle.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/267/fbeastpickle.png/)
Delicious!
Its Purple.
So
Post by: Nexaduro on March 03, 2012, 09:54:23 am
I am indebted to you. :DI'd like to request a picture of my late adventurer, lying prone and bleeding, with a triumphant, raging groundhog standing atop her soon-to-be-corpse.
Goddamn groundhog.
THERE!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You may have to zoom in a little bit to clearly make out the shape of Her Body. Her Hair was a bit tricky to align, but in being completely correct, it also covers Her shoulders a bit, which may at first obfuscate it. It doesnt for Me, but I Drew the thing, so it rightly shouldnt. It may not even be an issue.
Eep?For reference if anyone wants to draw the charmander adventurer, this is one.
(http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/7/73/004Charmander.png/140px-004Charmander.png)
That plus armor and weapons, minus a head. :P
Thats not too bad. If I think of a cool way to get it up to the Titans Punching Height, Ill do it.
Post by: Chilton on March 03, 2012, 09:59:34 am
Glad You like it :)I am indebted to you. :DI'd like to request a picture of my late adventurer, lying prone and bleeding, with a triumphant, raging groundhog standing atop her soon-to-be-corpse.
Goddamn groundhog.
THERE!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You may have to zoom in a little bit to clearly make out the shape of Her Body. Her Hair was a bit tricky to align, but in being completely correct, it also covers Her shoulders a bit, which may at first obfuscate it. It doesnt for Me, but I Drew the thing, so it rightly shouldnt. It may not even be an issue.
Eep?For reference if anyone wants to draw the charmander adventurer, this is one.
(http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/7/73/004Charmander.png/140px-004Charmander.png)
That plus armor and weapons, minus a head. :P
Thats not too bad. If I think of a cool way to get it up to the Titans Punching Height, Ill do it.
Post by: Xotano on March 03, 2012, 01:44:52 pm
...One thing.draw a forgotten beast made out of pickles :D
THERE!
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I think I got it the wrong way round...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Delicious!
Its Purple.
Soiswas it a Forgotten Beast made of Plump Helmets, oriswas it a living Necromancers Tower?
yea purple pickles are strange. i do however like the "xotano foods co" idea :D
that and "beware its deadly flavor" sounds like a DAMN good line used to sell pickles.
i think you would be strangely good at selling people shit they don't want or need :D
Post by: Logrin on March 03, 2012, 05:39:56 pm
Been sort of lax on sketching up anything, but managed this.
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Spurred on by the sudden realization that currently taking down DF vampyres is alot like fighting sonic the hedgehog. You wack them around until they lose all their rings.
Post by: Xotano on March 03, 2012, 05:53:39 pm
Post by: MadocComadrin on March 04, 2012, 08:40:50 pm
Post by: Logrin on March 05, 2012, 12:16:52 am
Apparently not that difficult to do so!
Post by: Berserkenstein on March 05, 2012, 03:53:33 am
DF pic
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Rage comic
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Post by: Lumix on March 05, 2012, 05:35:57 am
For me it's usually kicking over punching that delivers the 'fatal blow.' :-X
Here's another contribution, from a while ago but I just remembered it a bit ago. I just started playing with my new Pixie race as a pixie adventurer, and got my first quest to kill a night brute child or something or another. Easy enough, I thought...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I wish I had night creature parents sometimes. :-\
Im probably doing to get lynched replying to something this old
If i could draw, It would be something like this
"Urists enters the nightcreature lair!"
"Urist slays the Nightcreature!"
"Child of the night creature appears"
Oh no! what have i done....
"Kills the child as well"
"The father of the night creature appears and tears urist to shreds!"
Long story short, Kill a guys wife and kid, expect him to be fairly pissed off.
Post by: Chilton on March 05, 2012, 05:46:57 am
For me it's usually kicking over punching that delivers the 'fatal blow.' :-X
Here's another contribution, from a while ago but I just remembered it a bit ago. I just started playing with my new Pixie race as a pixie adventurer, and got my first quest to kill a night brute child or something or another. Easy enough, I thought...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I wish I had night creature parents sometimes. :-\
Im probably doing to get lynched replying to something this old
If i could draw, It would be something like this
"Urists enters the nightcreature lair!"
"Urist slays the Nightcreature!"
"Child of the night creature appears"
Oh no! what have i done....
"Kills the child as well"
"The father of the night creature appears and tears urist to shreds!"
Long story short, Kill a guys wife and kid, expect him to be fairly pissed off.
The Circus lacks the Fury of a Berserker whos Family have come to Harm...
Im still not so secretly waiting for someone to ask Me to Draw an Enraged Human or a Berserk Dwarf wreaking havoc on someone or something.
Post by: Logrin on March 05, 2012, 07:07:19 am
Post by: Chilton on March 05, 2012, 07:20:32 am
Chilton, Draw an Enraged Human or a Berserk Dwarf wreaking havoc on eldery castle prisoners. With the rest of the castle carrying on buisness as usual.Right away, Good Sir!
Post by: Chilton on March 05, 2012, 08:47:51 am
Chilton, Draw an Enraged Human or a Berserk Dwarf wreaking havoc on eldery castle prisoners. With the rest of the castle carrying on buisness as usual.I got sidetracked. Drawing an Elf being bludgeoned by a Hammer in a Human Dungeon.
Um...
Ill get around to it!
Post by: Logrin on March 05, 2012, 03:01:31 pm
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=103714.0
I think I'm onto something here.
Post by: Alamander on March 05, 2012, 11:01:06 pm
Miss Dragonroar, my recent adventurer. Led an attack against a false deity. Died horribly.
Post by: Lumix on March 06, 2012, 05:13:41 am
Post by: Lumix on March 06, 2012, 05:18:19 am
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However i do intend to learn to draw~JUST NEVER WITH A MOUSE.
Post by: Angel Of Death on March 06, 2012, 06:10:16 am
Yeah. I accidently set a mummy free.
[EDIT] The mummy raised enough dead to crash the game. Note to self; Never fuck with a mummy.
Post by: Kay on March 08, 2012, 07:18:03 am
(http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/572/amakobolds.png)
Post by: Tiruin on March 08, 2012, 07:34:12 am
Getting beaten up as a husk, doing nothing but counterattacking wins hard. Standing around and countering everything thrown at me. I swear, I didn't kill them. They did, themselves.
Also, :D at the added smile and the mummy. The amount of stick-art here is amazing!
Post by: DG on March 09, 2012, 07:10:29 am
"When I'm done with you, you wont know your Kilibifl from your Fikiklik!"
Hee hee!
Post by: Lumix on March 09, 2012, 07:51:51 pm
Just a little something I made for fun based upon the true story of my latest adventurer.
(http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/572/amakobolds.png)
Svililskobibbleirokobarikkillbillinoblolikis
Poor bill
Post by: Rushmik on March 10, 2012, 03:14:54 am
Post by: Doctor Blood on March 10, 2012, 04:34:21 am
Post by: DG on March 10, 2012, 05:32:13 am
Hey, can someone point out the Drawing of the guy who took an arrow throw his leg, body, shoulder and head all at once?
The one with him training up by throwing stones onto the ground in front of him first? I think I know the one you mean but I can't find it. That was one of my favs.
Post by: miauw62 on March 10, 2012, 05:57:26 am
That made me laugh.draw a forgotten beast made out of pickles :D
THERE!
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I think I got it the wrong way round...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Delicious!
'Beware its deadly flavor!'
You can make that joke on five billion twohunderd ninety other places, only people here will get it.
Post by: Freke on March 10, 2012, 03:18:17 pm
Yeah. I'm gonna keep milking this story.
Post by: Logrin on March 10, 2012, 07:42:40 pm
HUMAN OUTSIDER?!?
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BONUS - PUGNACIOUS!
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Honestly, both need alot more work. And are way out of my usual style.
Post by: Robocorn on March 10, 2012, 07:53:45 pm
I'm just going to dump a bunch of two minute cartoons I made simultaneously with my adventures
Spoiler: Ngom (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Catten (click to show/hide)
Post by: Eric Blank on March 10, 2012, 07:55:57 pm
Haven't really posted anything in awhile...
HUMAN OUTSIDER?!?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
BONUS - PUGNACIOUS!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Honestly, both need alot more work. And are way out of my usual style.
Hah, enjoyed nonetheless. :P
Post by: CubeJackal on March 11, 2012, 07:28:03 am
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Lazy comic about my first experience with stray animals in a town.
Post by: Yoink on March 11, 2012, 09:34:25 am
...I'm a Legendary Fighter now though, so it's coo'. :P
Post by: miauw62 on March 11, 2012, 11:38:29 am
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Post by: Traejeek on March 11, 2012, 11:43:21 am
Hey, can someone point out the Drawing of the guy who took an arrow throw his leg, body, shoulder and head all at once?I think this is the one you're looking for.
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Post by: Arbitrax on March 11, 2012, 06:31:36 pm
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Goofy bad guys!
Post by: DG on March 11, 2012, 08:56:14 pm
Hey, can someone point out the Drawing of the guy who took an arrow throw his leg, body, shoulder and head all at once?I think this is the one you're looking for.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The last panel is so awesome.
Post by: ......... on March 13, 2012, 11:13:38 am
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_kwlxPmixeI/T1RJuPCtcVI/AAAAAAAAAq4/TvdD4dAZSB4/s1600/ghosts.PNG)
also,
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=104488.0
Post by: Xantalos on March 15, 2012, 01:30:11 am
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on March 15, 2012, 01:33:29 am
Code: [Select]
[img][/img]tags. Or you can just post the url. Personally I recommend dropbox, and if you do use it, put the picture in the 'public' folder, right click it, mouse over the dropbox option, and select 'copy public link.'
Post by: Xantalos on March 15, 2012, 02:30:47 am
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In case this does not work, let me explain. My 31.25 superdorf is floating over empty space in the arctic. I wanted to see what was at the bottom of the chasm by jumping down and presumably dying via dorfsplosion, but apparently my dwarf has become so badass he can fly. Or is caught in an antigravitational flux. Either way, pointless, but pretty cool(in my opinion).
Edit: I later drove one of those wolves in the bottom over the edge, and it was flying too, so it was an antigravitational flux, a fact I proved by killing the wolf I pushed off the edge, going off again, butchering the corpse, and leaving the unwanted bits floating in midair.
Double Edit: I think this is a wave frozen in midcrash. I deduced this by the fact that DF would not allow me to (T)ravel before I 'move away from the water', and by using the word deduced. Thanks, SeriousConcentrate.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on March 15, 2012, 02:33:03 am
Post by: Alamander on March 20, 2012, 01:13:51 am
I imagine Forgotten Beasts must get horribly lonely sometimes... at least inbetween the arrival of guests.
Just did this on a stickynote at work then edited to get rid of the ugly yellow.
Post by: Logrin on March 24, 2012, 08:39:12 pm
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Also.
-(http://i.imgur.com/L0qhd.png) Kobold Badge!
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QUICK! Someone do something with -sewer pirates-
Post by: DarkerDark on March 25, 2012, 09:03:22 am
I've been having troubles with the bandits that lurk in the city dungeons, so here's a little comic highlighting the characters I played in the new adventure mode.
It might be a tad bit big.
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Post by: Logrin on March 25, 2012, 11:16:43 am
Post by: Intro1827 on March 25, 2012, 11:35:00 am
Post by: Yoink on March 25, 2012, 11:44:35 am
Post by: Rumrusher on March 25, 2012, 01:16:12 pm
this tends to happen alot.
Post by: RabblerouserGT on March 25, 2012, 03:09:44 pm
I find it funny to see an FB caught in his own extract.
Post by: jaxy15 on March 26, 2012, 01:13:55 pm
Post by: SuicideJunkie on March 26, 2012, 09:55:06 pm
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Post by: SuicideJunkie on March 26, 2012, 10:50:41 pm
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Post by: Baron OhShi on March 27, 2012, 12:40:28 am
And sometimes that works out ok!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Haha, noodley armed babies. Delightful. Someone should mod in some sort of Snaring-baby-trap.
Post by: miauw62 on March 27, 2012, 08:35:34 am
Post by: Logrin on March 28, 2012, 08:37:34 pm
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Enjoy Doods.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on March 28, 2012, 08:41:02 pm
Post by: Deon on March 29, 2012, 03:38:22 pm
Does anyone remember the demon rat? TASTES LIKE SAAATAAAAAAN!That made me laugh.draw a forgotten beast made out of pickles :D
THERE!
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I think I got it the wrong way round...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Delicious!
'Beware its deadly flavor!'
You can make that joke on five billion twohunderd ninety other places, only people here will get it.
Post by: Shook on March 29, 2012, 03:39:16 pm
Also, dorfen surgeons.
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THE MOST INTENSE SURGERY
Post by: Eric Blank on March 29, 2012, 08:14:51 pm
Does anyone remember the demon rat? TASTES LIKE SAAATAAAAAAN!That made me laugh.draw a forgotten beast made out of pickles :D
THERE!
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I think I got it the wrong way round...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Delicious!
'Beware its deadly flavor!'
You can make that joke on five billion twohunderd ninety other places, only people here will get it.
Yup! Even got it saved! :D
Post by: Shook on March 31, 2012, 10:39:04 am
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he is also a skilled dentist
Post by: miauw62 on March 31, 2012, 11:13:43 am
Dayum Logrin! Enjoyed i have! You have succesfully created over a hundred super good comics/images. Massive props unlocked and granted.Thats more like in the draw your fortress thread, if it exists.
Also, dorfen surgeons.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE MOST INTENSE SURGERY
Post by: agertor on March 31, 2012, 01:01:25 pm
Dayum Logrin! Enjoyed i have! You have succesfully created over a hundred super good comics/images. Massive props unlocked and granted.Thats more like in the draw your fortress thread, if it exists.
Also, dorfen surgeons.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE MOST INTENSE SURGERY
I believe piecewise said it, drawing for fortress mode is just an adventure but with multiple people.
Post by: Rumrusher on March 31, 2012, 11:13:12 pm
okay so I was playing corrision testing out dfhack's dfusion I came apon a town with an infected hammer, one of corrision 06 bugs is that you can't talk to the infected infectee to out them.
So my company doctor punches him. Which lead to Cirscribo to be curb stomped by the whole town. So I thought that was a dick thing to happen so I brought back Cirscribo as a ghost to haunt the living. That's Cirscribo story, Odor starts after his death and ressurection by Cirscribo in the same town Cirscribo died in. During that time Cirscribo had no interactions to reanimate his own body and thought it best to have someone carry it on his travels. So Odor was issued body hauling.
what I didn't notice was Odor oneshotting folks and getting 14 kills with the body alone. Once Odor died the second time Cirscribo brought him back to unlife again and what shock me was Odor still holding on to Cirscribo's body.
here's the latest kill count.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder2/killcount.png)
Cirscribo's corpse has more kills than he did in his life(total kills in his life 0)
Post by: Wuggeh on April 01, 2012, 05:30:46 pm
Anyways, I doodled this when I was bored, and I thought it was semi dwarf fortress related.
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Post by: Broseph Stalin on April 01, 2012, 08:09:03 pm
Post by: OmnipotentGrue on April 01, 2012, 10:14:10 pm
I'd like to see little fairy villages scattered about in the adventure mode, where you could help them, go to them for healing or kill them (treasures)!Yeah, this actually sounds really cool, I hope something like this does get put in.
Post by: Wuggeh on April 02, 2012, 01:17:29 am
Human adventurer kicks a bandit in the stomach so hard he vomits then scoops up said vomit and bashes him in the face with it so hard that it gets stuck in his skull.
Diblzeys on drawing this >:D
Post by: Alamander on April 03, 2012, 01:31:26 am
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Post by: Logrin on April 07, 2012, 06:14:34 pm
Also, this.
-Kevin Sorbo!
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Post by: Shook on April 07, 2012, 07:47:22 pm
In other news, McDoctor shows you how to deal with blood loss!!
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you don't
Post by: Devling on April 08, 2012, 03:49:37 pm
Post by: Ant on April 09, 2012, 01:00:04 pm
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God-ugly resizing job here.
Post by: Shook on April 09, 2012, 08:20:18 pm
In other news, gem cutting.
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more like gem abrasion though
Post by: Eric Blank on April 09, 2012, 08:30:30 pm
Post by: Devling on April 09, 2012, 08:32:11 pm
Clearly they use their fullest embodyment of facial hair! None of this elven stubble! Dwarven beard hairs are simply the most abrasive material to ever occur naturally.Naturally?
hee...
Post by: Logrin on April 10, 2012, 12:21:27 am
Post by: Ant on April 10, 2012, 01:26:21 am
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Next time, I'll just go collect the fame.
Post by: xdarkcodex on April 10, 2012, 01:42:30 am
Post by: Alamander on April 10, 2012, 01:47:50 am
Post by: borno on April 10, 2012, 02:00:23 am
The story of my bad-ass dwarf and his human companion fighting Hyenas. The human died, whereas I didn't even get a scratch.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on April 10, 2012, 02:11:40 am
EDIT. Wrong thread. While I'm here however, noone's said anything about mine so far... you like? I don't mind taking an adventurer request for some practice.
I've been staying quiet in this thread since I'm not contributing much. ^^^; I do like your style though, Alamander. :D It reminds me somewhat of the Scary Stories for Sleepovers art (not the series with Stephen Gamell, that's Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, I mean the other one. I don't remember the illustrator's name offhand).
Post by: Ant on April 10, 2012, 05:09:38 am
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@xdarkcodex: no, the damn hydra had laired at haunted biome. Don't ask me why.
Post by: Shook on April 10, 2012, 07:27:46 am
Clearly they use their fullest embodyment of facial hair! None of this elven stubble! Dwarven beard hairs are simply the most abrasive material to ever occur naturally.You're forgetting one crucial detail! Retractable beards (http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20111008.gif). A dorf only needs mere stubble to abrase gems, since a full-on beard would instantly disintegrate everything short of adamantine WITH NO SAVING THROW, so eat your heart out, Implosion! (it is an epic feat called Epic Beard, succeed at a melee touch attack and you can instantly disintegrate ANY VILE FOE)
@Ant: YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT. I giggled like a madman when i realized what you were doing on the last panel. :D
@Alamander: Oh yes, forgot to comment yours, so let me do it now: Excellent, i love it! I don't have any requests myself (otherwise there'd be an inbound stickman comic), but i'm looking forward to your further escapades. c:
Post by: Logrin on April 10, 2012, 02:20:41 pm
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EDIT. Wrong thread. While I'm here however, noone's said anything about mine so far... you like? I don't mind taking an adventurer request for some practice.
Sewer Pirates
Post by: bukitodinos on April 10, 2012, 02:23:25 pm
shook i have a request.. can you something on the lethal giant sponges
Post by: Shook on April 11, 2012, 07:34:40 pm
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i can't possibly draw that much violence though
It is not a matter of principles, it is a matter of nothing being capable of depicting how much violence such a sponge can cause.
Post by: Powder Miner on April 11, 2012, 09:05:42 pm
Post by: Broseph Stalin on April 11, 2012, 09:17:18 pm
Post by: ShoesandHats on April 11, 2012, 09:26:33 pm
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Post by: Powder Miner on April 11, 2012, 11:23:13 pm
If Ham-fish were around, he make YOU endangered.
Post by: SirAaronIII on April 12, 2012, 01:51:40 am
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Post by: Jayz2310 on April 12, 2012, 10:17:53 pm
It quickly becomes dark and while traveling through the dark forest, I come across a shitload of dingos.
Shit goes down.
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Anyhow. I somehow managed to survive after being bitten everywhere and manage to outrun the dingos and take them out one by one even though I was bitten in the legs so much.
SUCCESS!
Post by: Dante on April 13, 2012, 12:26:10 am
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High up in the cavern there was a wide ledge and on the ledge there was a goblin, chilling out right where I had created it. I activated the dwarf's squad, and he had just enough hang-time at the top of the flight arc to get a punch in. The goblin struck back but the dwarf jumped on to the ledge, where they continued to fight as the cart fell down into the darkness.
Oh man, somebody has to draw this latest devlog. Shook, I'm looking at you.
Post by: Shook on April 13, 2012, 08:20:24 am
aw shoot heck LOSPONGE
this is awesome and i am glad i got into this thread
Anyhoo, i would do that minecart thing, but i'm heading out of town for a couple of days in an hour (and i still haven't showered), so i don't really have time. Unless someone else indulges in the extremely hardcore scenario, you'll have to wait till Sunday for my version. :P
Post by: DarkerDark on April 13, 2012, 10:55:05 am
QuoteHigh up in the cavern there was a wide ledge and on the ledge there was a goblin, chilling out right where I had created it. I activated the dwarf's squad, and he had just enough hang-time at the top of the flight arc to get a punch in. The goblin struck back but the dwarf jumped on to the ledge, where they continued to fight as the cart fell down into the darkness.
Oh man, somebody has to draw this latest devlog. Shook, I'm looking at you.
Couldn't resist.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sorry shook
Post by: Eric Blank on April 13, 2012, 10:58:47 am
QuoteHigh up in the cavern there was a wide ledge and on the ledge there was a goblin, chilling out right where I had created it. I activated the dwarf's squad, and he had just enough hang-time at the top of the flight arc to get a punch in. The goblin struck back but the dwarf jumped on to the ledge, where they continued to fight as the cart fell down into the darkness.
Oh man, somebody has to draw this latest devlog. Shook, I'm looking at you.
Couldn't resist.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sorry shook
Bloody genius!
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on April 13, 2012, 11:24:39 am
Post by: DarthBoogalo on April 13, 2012, 12:36:13 pm
Post by: EmperorJon on April 13, 2012, 12:41:48 pm
Post by: Dante on April 13, 2012, 07:52:59 pm
Couldn't resist.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sorry shook
Oh my goodness that is amazing.
Post by: strongrudder on April 13, 2012, 08:07:48 pm
Post by: Shook on April 13, 2012, 08:11:30 pm
hint: a lot
So basically awesome plus a lot of awesome equals... Actually I don't think it's possible to express that much awesome with any human language. At all. So thanks for making this day even more awesome. c:
(this place has INTERNETS, but I didn't bring a laptop, still intending to illustrate on Sunday)
Post by: xdarkcodex on April 13, 2012, 08:24:42 pm
Couldn't resist.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sorry shook
Moar!
Post by: Devling on April 14, 2012, 03:05:30 am
Post by: bukitodinos on April 14, 2012, 11:11:35 am
Post by: SuicideJunkie on April 14, 2012, 02:29:26 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: bukitodinos on April 14, 2012, 04:22:17 pm
Post by: SuicideJunkie on April 15, 2012, 10:43:36 am
So far, he's wandering the wilderness, drinking saltwater filtered through his clothes and has chewed halfway through a stack of alligator meat.
Sleeping on beaches to avoid the bogeys.
No sign of the fort yet.
Post by: DG on April 16, 2012, 07:04:43 am
can a moderately good artist draw a giant lepord playing with some children?
No, but I can. You should have specifically disallowed mouse-drawn MS paint submissions. You'll learn for next time. The funny thing though, I read your post as "chicken" instead of "children" and I drew it that way. Only now that I'm quoting your message to reply have I realized my mistake. Oh, well...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Muffindog on April 16, 2012, 11:56:41 am
can a moderately good artist draw a giant lepord playing with some children?
No, but I can. You should have specifically disallowed mouse-drawn MS paint submissions. You'll learn for next time. The funny thing though, I read your post as "chicken" instead of "children" and I drew it that way. Only now that I'm quoting your message to reply have I realized my mistake. Oh, well...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Even if you completely missed the point, I think the drawing is brilliant! The idea with the cards and the little story that goes along with it made me smile.
Post by: bukitodinos on April 16, 2012, 02:53:47 pm
Post by: Muffindog on April 16, 2012, 05:50:58 pm
il take it its funny.
It's funny, but it's also adorable - something you don't see very often amid all the puppy slaughtering horrors of 12bay :P
Post by: Devling on April 16, 2012, 07:25:35 pm
Whaaaaaaa....?il take it its funny.
It's funny, but it's also adorable - something you don't see very often amid all the puppy slaughtering horrors of 12bay :P
You don't think puppies are cute???
Post by: xdarkcodex on April 17, 2012, 01:40:50 am
Post by: Muffindog on April 18, 2012, 05:51:04 pm
Whaaaaaaa....?il take it its funny.
It's funny, but it's also adorable - something you don't see very often amid all the puppy slaughtering horrors of 12bay :P
You don't think puppies are cute???
Of course they are! Especially when on fire.
Post by: Reudh on April 19, 2012, 07:43:33 am
The first was about Asmel and Muthkat, the Dwarf and Fire Imp wife and husband.
DABBLING MS PAINT USER.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Apologies about the pathetic quality. I have motor control issues (fine motor, not gross motor. ;D) so I can't draw or write very well.
Post by: agertor on April 19, 2012, 09:04:34 am
Post by: Logrin on April 19, 2012, 10:43:52 am
Post by: Toady One on April 19, 2012, 07:19:36 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on April 19, 2012, 08:33:12 pm
Post by: Flaede on April 19, 2012, 08:35:08 pm
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Wow. I know this was a while ago, but I finally got back online. I am amazed at the awesome. Thank you!
Post by: Chilton on April 19, 2012, 08:38:04 pm
noes i liked the hamstone drawing :(Bleh
Does this mean Ill have to come out of retirement from using this Thread and Draw more Hamstone.
Post by: Tiruin on April 19, 2012, 08:39:55 pm
And...wow. Finished browsing the whole thread twice. I love Bay12's aesthetic community brilliance.))
Post by: strongrudder on April 19, 2012, 09:31:37 pm
can a moderately good artist draw a giant lepord playing with some children?
I intended to do this some time ago but stuff got in the way - pardon the lateness!
Spoiler: the family leopard (click to show/hide)
Now to tackle minecart tricks :D
Post by: Tiruin on April 19, 2012, 09:35:48 pm
:))
I love the tranquil look on the children's faces. All I have to say, they look in joyful peace.))
Post by: Ultimuh on April 19, 2012, 09:39:35 pm
can a moderately good artist draw a giant lepord playing with some children?
I intended to do this some time ago but stuff got in the way - pardon the lateness!Spoiler: the family leopard (click to show/hide)
Now to tackle minecart tricks :D
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Reudh on April 19, 2012, 09:44:19 pm
I guess, dwarven children are similar to human children except for the following:
- Male dwarven children do have short beard hair, perhaps just peach fuzz. I see you did that.
- Female dwarven children would be a bit squatter than you've drawn them, but I love the drawing style otherwise!
Post by: DG on April 19, 2012, 10:30:11 pm
can a moderately good artist draw a giant lepord playing with some children?
I intended to do this some time ago but stuff got in the way - pardon the lateness!Spoiler: the family leopard (click to show/hide)
Now to tackle minecart tricks :D
Now that is awesome, and not only because you know how to read.
~~~~~
I've never really done a panelled comic before but have been inspired to try my hand at it. I've borrowed heavily from Shook's style as I'm sure many will notice. Like the V eyebrow. Unfortunately this is more of a fortress mode piece rather than strictly adventure mode so I apologize beforehand. It involves crafting stone instruments and domestic animal grazers.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Shook on April 20, 2012, 07:14:03 am
but I'd bet Shook saved them somewhere, right?noooo this was the only place i stored the comics D:
KIDDING. Of course i save them on my drive, just in case something like this takes place. But before i post them again, i must compliment strongrudders awesome drawing. So sweet, so heartwarming, and yet so incredibly dorfy. Only dorfs would let their children have a GIANT LEOPARD for a pet, but i kind of want one now. :P
Anyways, in the exceptional case that people might be missing my doodly things, here you go:
Spoiler: HAMSTONE MAKES MOON (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: this is how dorfs mine you know (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: TRILOBITA (click to show/hide)
Post by: Reudh on April 20, 2012, 07:32:29 am
Post by: Muffindog on April 20, 2012, 02:32:43 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That last panel nearly killed me :D A great way to show recent events.
Spoiler: the family leopard (click to show/hide)
That's great, and really sweet too! Drunken Gun's version is awesome too, but in a different way.
Post by: bukitodinos on April 20, 2012, 10:49:30 pm
can a moderately good artist draw a giant lepord playing with some children?
I intended to do this some time ago but stuff got in the way - pardon the lateness!Spoiler: the family leopard (click to show/hide)
Now to tackle minecart tricks :D
*highfives*
EDIT: that's exactly what its doing: following its trainer around and his children.
Post by: Eric Blank on April 21, 2012, 12:01:52 am
Oh my gawd. I think we now have to mod Amphibious Giant Trilobites in.
It shall be done!
Also, awesome trilobite sculpture-thingy from Deviantart;
http://hunterkiller.deviantart.com/art/Trilobite-98867712
Ok, here's the raws;
body definitions
Spoiler: Body_trilobite.txt (click to show/hide)
creature definition
Spoiler: Creature_Trilobite.txt (click to show/hide)
That's a lot of legs! And it's also the only attack they get; kicking. Trilobites have have no teeth or even mandibles, and not much in the way of claws either.
They live underground, and do jack-shit worth noting besides roota round in the mud. Giant trilobites though are worth being afraid of at 75,000,000 urists, and training for war! (even with just a kick attack)
Post by: Dante on April 21, 2012, 06:19:56 am
Post by: Reudh on April 21, 2012, 06:37:11 am
They're just too awesome. Think giant shrimp with undulating swimming like a ray but with segmented lobes swimming, with eyes with well over 15000 lenses, and a pineapple ring shaped mouth that can constrict, and two gripper horns that can snap a trilobite in two.
Opabinia was similar, but had five eyes instead of two, and a proboscis to grip small creatures to fling it into its mouth rather than two powerful grippers.
Also Anomalocaris was much, much larger than Opabinia. Anomalocaris was nearly a metre long.
Anomalocaris, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anomalocaris) and Opabinia. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opabinia)
I'm also gonna draw something just so that I don't derail the thread further.
Post by: DG on April 21, 2012, 10:56:18 am
Post by: strongrudder on April 21, 2012, 01:28:06 pm
:B
But I'm wandering offtopic here, sorry 'bout that.
Post by: Shook on April 21, 2012, 02:39:30 pm
Or maybe a dinosaur femur.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Definitely dinosaur femurs.
@Eric Blank: Sterling job, mate! Definitely going to put those in my next genned world. There ain't never enough trilobites anywhere.
Post by: strongrudder on April 21, 2012, 04:53:33 pm
Spoiler: re:dinosaur femur (click to show/hide)
I... I don't know what to say. :U
Post by: Tiruin on April 21, 2012, 08:15:58 pm
Post by: Yoink on April 21, 2012, 08:21:42 pm
Post by: Dante on April 21, 2012, 08:42:29 pm
i demand to be able to beat down goblins with fossilized echinoderms
Or maybe a dinosaur femur.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Definitely dinosaur femurs.
@Eric Blank: Sterling job, mate! Definitely going to put those in my next genned world. There ain't never enough trilobites anywhere.
I cracked up.
Post by: Reudh on April 21, 2012, 09:01:27 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
seriously anomalocaris why are you dying
So annoying. (I suppose controlling a creature in Arena is a *bit* like an adventure?)
Post by: strongrudder on April 21, 2012, 10:03:21 pm
X)
Post by: Kay on April 21, 2012, 10:53:33 pm
(http://s19.postimage.org/bhiihxh4z/peasant.png)
Post by: EmperorJon on April 22, 2012, 01:45:53 pm
Post by: Argonnek on April 22, 2012, 01:56:55 pm
Post by: Kay on April 22, 2012, 02:17:39 pm
Post by: Shook on April 22, 2012, 06:22:08 pm
HAHAAAAAAAAASpoiler: re:dinosaur femur (click to show/hide)
I... I don't know what to say. :U
Well played, good sir!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
i raise you one echinoid
Post by: SRD on April 23, 2012, 10:01:56 am
Edit:- Just thought about how adventurers grew up, tried to use shooks style :)
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2dsn806.png)
Post by: Redrich on April 24, 2012, 09:01:50 am
That is a strikingly accurate depiction. Only missing thing is the nigh-constant covering in blood, but that'd kind of obscure all the details. :P (then again that might be a snapshot of a rare not-covered-in-blood moment)HAHAAAAAAAAASpoiler: re:dinosaur femur (click to show/hide)
I... I don't know what to say. :U
Well played, good sir!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
i raise you one echinoid
I've been lurking around these forums for quite a bit and finally registered because I have a witty remark (or just a really bad pun) to make. Hamstone, meet Hambone.
Post by: vins on April 24, 2012, 09:13:34 am
When it happened to me I was like "Wuuuut ? This game is awesome !"
Now sometimes when I get asked what Dwarf fortress is, I tell this story ^^
Spoiler: My drawing skills are over 9000 ! (click to show/hide)
Also, bonus comic because I want to.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: SRD on April 24, 2012, 12:27:12 pm
Post by: Shook on April 24, 2012, 06:58:09 pm
/me sunglasses
Sockerpunched.
Also no, it wasn't hamstone in my previous comic, it was GIANT LIVING ECHINOID (sea urchin) FOSSIL, an entirely different but much weaker being.
@Redrich: OH YOU. It was bound to happen. :P
Also, bone carving.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Bones are soft enough that dorfs can carve them with an intense glare/their sharp eyesight.
Post by: AfroScotsDwarf on April 24, 2012, 07:16:10 pm
Post by: strongrudder on April 25, 2012, 11:59:11 am
Also, I wonder if the dorfen deathglare extends to engraving as well. Maybe it can refine the work that beards start, heh.
HAHAAAAAAAAASpoiler: re:dinosaur femur (click to show/hide)
I... I don't know what to say. :U
Well played, good sir!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
i raise you one echinoid
Spoiler: more stupid comic (click to show/hide)
dinosaur femur is not impressed
Post by: Gizogin on April 25, 2012, 12:58:10 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on April 25, 2012, 09:01:36 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder2/bogeytrainer.png)
How I got to this picture: lead to taking an citizen making her journey across some miles, get ambushed by bogeymen, ran while dragging* a bogeyman until she reach a shed, watch one come alive, and walk into the shed she ran into, find out it was friendly, went on a hunt to find a vampire, find out vampires are slightly stronger than bogeymen, had both strangle the vampire to death, and finally came back home.
*warmist found out how to drag folks in Adventure mode.
Post by: FritzPL on April 26, 2012, 03:11:16 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
random meme is random and bad
also Shook, I think they use their beards to do that.
Post by: Shook on April 26, 2012, 05:46:46 pm
In other news, I genuinely chuckled (which is a big thing because I never actually let loose a roaring laughter, mostly it's just sort of an intense snickering) at the punchline in your comic. Well played, sir! :D
@rumrusher: iunno, potentially. I currently have no clear idea in my mind, though. :c
@strongrudder: Oh snap. OH SNAP. You are a brilliant person. I must make a proper response tomorrow!
Post by: SuicideJunkie on April 26, 2012, 10:48:19 pm
If at all possible, when you do inevitably loose a roaring laughter, could you please try to murder a ghost to fuel your fell creation, rather than one of the useful forumites?
Post by: FritzPL on April 27, 2012, 08:53:39 am
Post by: Logrin on April 27, 2012, 11:20:14 am
In the meantime, not DF. So a bonus.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: UristMcDwarf on April 27, 2012, 03:45:26 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on April 27, 2012, 03:47:02 pm
shook u fucker draw minecart comic k
I am going to throw a dictionary in your face.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on April 27, 2012, 03:49:57 pm
shook u fucker draw minecart comic k
I am going to throw a dictionary in your face.
dafaq. Chill bro. :I
Post by: bukitodinos on April 27, 2012, 03:51:15 pm
writeing a 1500 word essay is not fun
Post by: Shook on April 27, 2012, 04:14:17 pm
@FritzPL: Haha, honoured? Not sure why you would be, but i guess it does feel nice to make others laugh. :U
Post by: Rumrusher on April 27, 2012, 08:39:15 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder2/bogeytrainer3.png)
meet johnny Now you will learn why you fear the night.
Post by: ShoesandHats on April 27, 2012, 08:41:24 pm
Post by: Magmodeus on April 27, 2012, 09:08:58 pm
sorry im a huge grammer nut.Oh the iron knee.
writeing a 1500 word essay is not fun
Post by: bukitodinos on April 27, 2012, 10:35:41 pm
Post by: ShoesandHats on April 27, 2012, 11:22:16 pm
Spoiler: BEHOLD THE GLORY. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Eric Blank on April 27, 2012, 11:26:25 pm
Post by: ShoesandHats on April 27, 2012, 11:31:07 pm
EDIT: And some gloves.
Post by: jaxy15 on April 28, 2012, 12:15:05 am
Gold trousers? What the hell? Did you mod the game/attempt to and screw something up in the materials files that lead to a catastrophic breakdown of all known materials' places int he universe? I did that a few times. Yak N/A barrels in every caravan, and dwarves wearing llama bone socks. And somehow donkeys that produced 80k+ meat. Not intestines and hearts and such, just a stack of meat of ungodly proportions. Still have no idea why that happened...If your wagon didn't immediately burst into fire because of fire man tallow mittens, you're not doing it right.
Post by: DG on April 28, 2012, 07:42:00 am
sorry im a huge grammer nut.Oh the iron knee.
writeing a 1500 word essay is not fun
Do as I say, not as I do! :D
I have just found the best thing possible in some catacombs:Spoiler: BEHOLD THE GLORY. (click to show/hide)
That is so cool. I don't think I'm halfway awesome enough to get away with wearing a pair of those.
Post by: Shook on April 29, 2012, 06:25:13 pm
Also, i have finally come up with a decent response to strongrudder!!!
HAHAAAAAAAAASpoiler: re:dinosaur femur (click to show/hide)
I... I don't know what to say. :U
Well played, good sir!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
i raise you one echinoidSpoiler: more stupid comic (click to show/hide)
dinosaur femur is not impressed
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
the lower lip is an important part of a smug face
Also, got around to making a minecart thingy.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ain't comparable to DarkerDarks rendition, but hey, bodyslam.
Post by: Nega on April 29, 2012, 07:27:17 pm
Here's a picture of my adventurer stabbing a bandit with a sword!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Well, it was worth a try. :-[
Post by: Errant Gamer on April 29, 2012, 07:49:51 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Thanks for the image help!
Post by: Eric Blank on April 29, 2012, 08:29:16 pm
The URL you used doesn't have a .jpg or .png or anything, it's just a link to a page on imgur that HAS the picture on it.
Post by: zombie urist on April 29, 2012, 11:53:07 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/9QfeT.jpg)
Post by: TheCoolSideofthePIllow on April 30, 2012, 05:51:41 am
sorry im a huge grammer nut.
writeing a 1500 word essay is not fun
See if you can find what's wrong with this post.
Post by: Reudh on April 30, 2012, 05:56:24 am
Bukit's always been a good guy in my books. :P
Post by: Argonnek on April 30, 2012, 01:10:58 pm
(http://i47.tinypic.com/33nx0e1.jpg)
Post by: Eric Blank on April 30, 2012, 02:20:03 pm
Oh, it may be worth noting that the trilobites have a few associated bugs of their own:
1) They seem to get winded fairly often. Not sure why. None of them ever die of suffocation, though. It may be a bigger problem if one of them loses a limb.
2) THEY WONT STOP BREEDING! I am afraid to pop open the caverns and get swarmed by giant trilobites and trilobite men :o
Post by: GreenJelly on April 30, 2012, 03:29:27 pm
Spontaneous Terrestrial Implosions are the best bugs. :P
Oh, it may be worth noting that the trilobites have a few associated bugs of their own:
1) They seem to get winded fairly often. Not sure why. None of them ever die of suffocation, though. It may be a bigger problem if one of them loses a limb.
2) THEY WONT STOP BREEDING! I am afraid to pop open the caverns and get swarmed by giant trilobites and trilobite men :o
I would argue that 2) could be a feature, rather than a bug.
Jelly
Post by: bukitodinos on April 30, 2012, 03:41:41 pm
THIS IS THE INTERNET WE INVENTED LOL AND BRBsorry im a huge grammer nut.
writeing a 1500 word essay is not fun
See if you can find what's wrong with this post.
Post by: bukitodinos on April 30, 2012, 03:42:31 pm
Bukit's always been a good guy in my books. :P
i am going to sig that.
Post by: Reudh on April 30, 2012, 04:25:25 pm
Spontaneous Terrestrial Implosions are the best bugs. :P
Oh, it may be worth noting that the trilobites have a few associated bugs of their own:
1) They seem to get winded fairly often. Not sure why. None of them ever die of suffocation, though. It may be a bigger problem if one of them loses a limb.
2) THEY WONT STOP BREEDING! I am afraid to pop open the caverns and get swarmed by giant trilobites and trilobite men :o
1) It seems that DF doesn't like having creatures with their lungs external to their body.
Post by: MadocComadrin on April 30, 2012, 06:54:02 pm
THIS IS THE INTERNET WE INVENTED LOL AND BRBAye, and sometimes we have to kill our own inventions for the betterment of mankind.
Post by: BCPowers on April 30, 2012, 09:31:42 pm
Spontaneous Terrestrial Implosions are the best bugs. :P
Oh, it may be worth noting that the trilobites have a few associated bugs of their own:
1) They seem to get winded fairly often. Not sure why. None of them ever die of suffocation, though. It may be a bigger problem if one of them loses a limb.
2) THEY WONT STOP BREEDING! I am afraid to pop open the caverns and get swarmed by giant trilobites and trilobite men :o
I would argue that 2) could be a feature, rather than a bug.
Jelly
Of course the average eye would mistake 2) for being a bug.
Spoiler: There is a difference (click to show/hide)
Post by: davros on May 04, 2012, 06:19:25 am
Post by: DarthBoogalo on May 04, 2012, 05:48:24 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://limepic.com/img/UrcWL.png)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: SuicideJunkie on May 04, 2012, 09:42:12 pm
(http://imagemodserver.dyndns.org/nick/postedimages/DF_SweatOfAdventuring.PNG)
Post by: DG on May 04, 2012, 09:57:54 pm
Post by: SuicideJunkie on May 04, 2012, 10:02:35 pm
There's also a distinct lack of *Literal SFX*
Post by: DG on May 04, 2012, 10:08:08 pm
Post by: Captain Crazy on May 05, 2012, 10:40:43 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/MsrM8.png)
He carved the little thing in the likeness of a 'grey devil' being elected leader of a human civ. A shame my little arts-and-crafts dude got brutally murdered by some bandits later ;-;
Post by: KittenCoffee on May 07, 2012, 08:31:14 pm
So here are some scribbles of my first adventurer, Isun, and my first encounter with a vampire.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Villagers confuse me. :I
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on May 07, 2012, 08:35:43 pm
Post by: Muffindog on May 07, 2012, 08:49:28 pm
I just finished reading through this entire thread. Good stuff. :3
So here are some scribbles of my first adventurer, Isun, and my first encounter with a vampire.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Villagers confuse me. :I
Epic comic! Made me laugh quite a bit :D And welcome to the forums!
Post by: AbsorbingMoss on May 07, 2012, 10:08:01 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
most efficient way to deal with people in dwarf fortress if you are legendary wrestler
Post by: Sappho on May 08, 2012, 01:27:34 am
Post by: BCPowers on May 08, 2012, 05:49:39 am
Post by: agertor on May 08, 2012, 11:39:06 am
Post by: jaxy15 on May 08, 2012, 12:04:26 pm
Post by: Rubberneck on May 08, 2012, 02:50:07 pm
Reminds me of Adventure Time.Totally, but the comic is so much more mathematical that way. I want more, much more!
Post by: Logrin on May 08, 2012, 05:30:11 pm
THIS (http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u433/BossKnight/Assorted%20Dwarf%20Fortress%20and%20Boss-Knight/ZEBU.jpg) inspired a comic...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I -would- have colored the whole thing, but my crappy Bamboo Fun! tablet and mouse are giving me no end of trouble. Double and Tripple clicking 4 out of 5 times that I single click.
Post by: Theodolus on May 08, 2012, 05:37:21 pm
Post by: Logrin on May 08, 2012, 05:44:01 pm
Post by: SirAaronIII on May 08, 2012, 11:29:22 pm
Post by: MHpersonalDwarf on May 09, 2012, 06:45:44 pm
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I sort of made up the idea that, being a necromancer, she reanimated these parts, but they are horribly rotten and therefore cannot move very fast or raise a weapon. This is my explanation for not dropping my shield to use a crutch. Miasma pours from the reanimated bits. In my head she reserves her right hand for reanimation magic.
She wears an iron chest plate, an iron helmet, iron greaves, iron high boots, iron gauntlets, iron chain shirt, iron chain leggings, and an <<iron shield>> in her left hand. She also wears a mask (integrated into her helmet, for the sake of aesthetics, I imagine), a human bone crown, a headscarf, a long rope reed skirt, and various amulets (no earrings.)
Yeah :P
Post by: bukitodinos on May 09, 2012, 08:38:51 pm
awesome
Post by: ShoesandHats on May 09, 2012, 09:42:39 pm
Post by: Yoink on May 10, 2012, 07:02:24 am
I just finished reading through this entire thread. Good stuff. :3
So here are some scribbles of my first adventurer, Isun, and my first encounter with a vampire.
Villagers confuse me. :I
Oh my, that was amazing! I too laughed out loud. :D I would love to see your interpretations of more of DF's odd moments!
Post by: Williham on May 12, 2012, 12:25:31 pm
So my adventuress is roaming about the woods on her way to a bandit camp, when she happens to come upon a lair.
Night is fast approaching, so I figure I'll just clear it out real fast, and get myself a safe place to sleep.
However, as I turn a corner after making my way into the lair, the owner announces herself to me:
"*RAWR!* I AM DRAGON; AND I HAVE KILLED 3!"
Still, this is a steel-armored adventurer and a skilled swordsman and shield user, so what the hell! Gotta take down a dragon at some point, right?
Of course, as I move in for the kill, a second inhabitant announces himself:
"*GRAWR!* I AM DRAGON; AND I HAVE KILLED 5!"
Well, isn't this a pleasant surprise…
Oh well, there's still only two of them; should be good for a challenge!
Of course, one more step, and:
"*HERPADERP! I AM DRAGON; I HAVE KILLED 2!"
At which point my reaction is best summed up as:
"Oh COME ON!"
Post by: KittenCoffee on May 12, 2012, 05:48:32 pm
So, here's what happens when I fail to realize that I'm attacking tame animals. Now with 68% more background.
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I have the best allies ever.
Post by: Williham on May 12, 2012, 07:53:54 pm
The image relates to the killing of the goose Uthral Deathblends in the midsummer of 1050.
Post by: Haspen on May 12, 2012, 07:58:37 pm
The peasants in the last panel was just the cherry on the cake or whatever is that thing called :P
Post by: Williham on May 12, 2012, 08:04:15 pm
Post by: agertor on May 12, 2012, 09:13:30 pm
Post by: ShoesandHats on May 12, 2012, 10:21:21 pm
KittenCoffee, I totally like your style.
The peasants in the last panel was just the cherry on the cake or whatever is that thing called :P
Who puts a cherry on a cake?
Post by: Monk321654 on May 12, 2012, 10:31:36 pm
1. Germans.KittenCoffee, I totally like your style.
The peasants in the last panel was just the cherry on the cake or whatever is that thing called :P
Who puts a cherry on a cake?
2. GLaDOS.
Post by: Logrin on May 12, 2012, 11:31:33 pm
Post by: Jackledead on May 13, 2012, 12:22:44 am
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Post by: Rubberneck on May 13, 2012, 04:01:49 am
I'm glad you guys liked it! :3 Also I am a huge Adventure Time fan.
So, here's what happens when I fail to realize that I'm attacking tame animals. Now with 68% more background.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I have the best allies ever.
(http://www.theouthousers.com/forum/images/memegallery/albums/goodgood.gif)
Good, good.
Post by: DG on May 13, 2012, 10:43:02 pm
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Post by: DarthBoogalo on May 14, 2012, 04:15:12 pm
It has a penguin in it. :I
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Do hope this is never fixed, like ever, it's the best.
Post by: azrael300 on May 15, 2012, 12:19:44 am
more liek an ant and vy canis majoris(http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr40/Noctis888/beholdmymightyweapon.jpg)david and goliath?
BEHOLD THE MIGHTY PEBBLE
Post by: azrael300 on May 15, 2012, 12:22:24 am
The major problems here are our perceptions and Littlewood's law.the chance of me dieing to wolfs is 0 (wolfs are extinct in most of my worlds)
Littlewood's law basically says that given enough chances anything can happen. So the wolves just play the odds; 8-10 wolves every 4 squares means roughly an average of 225 wolves you'll encounter every 100 squares. If they have a .1 % chance of inflicting a lucky fatal wound every time they attack (we'll assume they only attack once a piece) then the equation is.
Chances it will happen every 100 squares.
99.9^225= approx 80% chance it won't happen, so 20% it will happen.
Now this ignores all the other variables but it gives you some idea of the problem. When you fight 1000 wolves then the chances of one getting lucky are pretty high. And we, as people, tend to remember that one bullshit wolf alot more then we remember the 30 billion others we slaughtered. Hence all the killed by wolves comics.
Post by: azrael300 on May 15, 2012, 12:26:46 am
the baby of whoknowstdont says
i lust for murder
me:you have bin struck down by the baby
Post by: Dante on May 15, 2012, 12:41:09 am
Post by: Rumrusher on May 15, 2012, 06:28:07 am
made a spawn minecart adventure reaction. love how you can ram into stuff.
Code: [Select]
[REACTION:MAKE_MINE]
[NAME:Spawn Kart]
[ADVENTURE_MODE_ENABLED]
[BUILDING:BIOPOOL:CUSTOM_U]
[PRODUCT:100:1:TOOL:ITEM_TOOL_MINECART:NONE:INORGANIC:IRON]
[SKILL:BREWING]
Post by: Reudh on May 15, 2012, 06:33:22 am
my adventure
the baby of whoknowstdont says
i lust for murder
me:you have bin struck down by the baby
Note the thread title. :P
Post by: Nyan Thousand on May 15, 2012, 08:58:08 am
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Too bad seven planters got to him.
Post by: azrael300 on May 15, 2012, 09:04:29 am
Post by: Uzu Bash on May 15, 2012, 09:10:42 am
Also not pictured; a loincloth. Maybe you should've worn a third sock.This guy was my adventurer, a Human outsider. I managed to equip his upper body with a hood, a cloak, a bronze breastplate, two spears, a helmet and two shields. Not pictured: wool shirt. Also two socks.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Too bad seven planters got to him.
Post by: Logrin on May 15, 2012, 02:31:45 pm
- Gothic Neclord
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- Summon Minecart
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Post by: jaxy15 on May 15, 2012, 03:41:18 pm
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Post by: Rumrusher on May 15, 2012, 07:29:12 pm
breaking the screen barrier(because there no sound in adventure mode)
Post by: azrael300 on May 15, 2012, 09:12:00 pm
Come one, come all and draw your favorite moments from Adventure mode. Be ita bullshit death or an amazing victory, doodle it here.your image is so epic i made it my back round.
Mine is of a time I was fighting a direwolf with a severed elf leg and managed to dodge myself into a puddle and drown.
(http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr40/Noctis888/glub.jpg)
Post by: Eric Blank on May 16, 2012, 12:47:34 am
Post by: DG on May 16, 2012, 05:56:02 am
Post by: Tiruin on May 16, 2012, 06:03:44 am
Wow, Az might be planning on commenting on most pieces from the start of the thread until now. What happened to piecewise, anyway?He's busy in the lower forums, attending to an RTD in the Hall of Fame down there. It's as good as you think it would be.
Don't worry about him, he's still watching this.
Post by: Liber celi on May 17, 2012, 03:33:21 am
Spoiler: Lumbering Jack (click to show/hide)
Probably got already adressed a dozen times...
Post by: Logrin on May 17, 2012, 06:19:09 pm
-Hamoplomachus
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Post by: zubb2 on May 18, 2012, 10:17:22 pm
Post by: Bralbaard on May 19, 2012, 07:12:19 am
I drew my adventurer:
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/4321/bralbaardpanda.jpg)
Based on his description and equipment:
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Post by: Logrin on May 19, 2012, 09:43:06 am
Post by: azrael300 on May 19, 2012, 11:17:47 am
Now I see why Pandas are endangered...they're deadly fashionalbe.so that copper spear is actualy a green gemstone? wow he kills with gems what a guy.
[edit]
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Post by: Urist McDonalds on May 19, 2012, 02:27:29 pm
he would be a shark.
Post by: Reudh on May 19, 2012, 09:24:49 pm
Now I see why Pandas are endangered...they're deadly fashionable.why is he wearing girl cloths?!!?!?!? omg he is.... i dunno brave(aka i have the balls to show up to people with these clothes) or gay or he just thinks its cool(it actualy does look cool with the panda and all)i think it looks cool so that is most likely answer.
Choose your words carefully, young Asrael. In Dwarf Fortress there is no such thing as gender discriminated clothing.
Post by: Monk321654 on May 19, 2012, 09:39:17 pm
And that's just the way we like it!Now I see why Pandas are endangered...they're deadly fashionable.why is he wearing girl cloths?!!?!?!? omg he is.... i dunno brave(aka i have the balls to show up to people with these clothes) or gay or he just thinks its cool(it actualy does look cool with the panda and all)i think it looks cool so that is most likely answer.
Choose your words carefully, young Asrael. In Dwarf Fortress there is no such thing as gender discriminated clothing.
Or myself, at least...
Post by: Uzu Bash on May 19, 2012, 10:04:00 pm
I'm speaking as someone who knows -- the only time I can get away with wearing a skirt is at fantasy/sci-fi/kinks conventions.
Post by: Devling on May 20, 2012, 12:18:31 am
That shit was hella girly!
No but Srrsly, I think there are more men wearing skirts then woman wearing them.
Post by: SuicideJunkie on May 20, 2012, 08:38:28 am
There may be some selection pressure.
Post by: Uzu Bash on May 20, 2012, 08:49:29 am
Post by: SuicideJunkie on May 20, 2012, 09:16:39 pm
Men wearing skirts => Manly Men with long kill lists, bulging muscles and large families.
Men wearing trousers => Dead Chumps.
Post by: Errant Gamer on May 21, 2012, 11:25:24 am
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Post by: Devling on May 21, 2012, 07:58:34 pm
Post by: rtg593 on May 23, 2012, 12:36:22 am
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My vampire necromancer got caught in a blast of dragonfire from the zombie dragon I raised after killing it. He was burning for a while, and all the fat on his head melted away.
I see why the goblins were running, now :p
Post by: woolvalkyria on May 24, 2012, 04:26:12 pm
I ended up with this:
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Next time I'm actually going to draw some adventure mode stuff.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on May 24, 2012, 04:28:28 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on May 24, 2012, 06:16:38 pm
Post by: SirAaronIII on May 24, 2012, 06:24:51 pm
Post by: KittenCoffee on May 24, 2012, 06:29:59 pm
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Post by: SeriousConcentrate on May 24, 2012, 06:41:25 pm
Post by: Tiruin on May 24, 2012, 09:53:59 pm
It's quite good. ^^^ We don't have enough good kobold artists around here. Also, welcome to Bay12! :D
That's great, KC. XD
The best commentaries :))
Also, so true on the licking. Strangely, you can lick your own eyes free of water when thirsty...
Post by: SirAaronIII on May 25, 2012, 12:39:34 am
Post by: Xantalos on May 25, 2012, 12:44:47 am
I guess it's like how you can bite someone's head and their 4th toe, left foot at the same time. With different teeth. Not sure how that works but okay.There IS a picture explaining that somewhere on here...
Post by: Reudh on May 25, 2012, 07:14:03 am
Just started new game as biter-wrestler human. Got a quest to kill a wolf...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I remembered the page exactly!
(Was viewing that page earlier today.)
Post by: strongrudder on May 25, 2012, 05:03:07 pm
Post by: agertor on May 26, 2012, 09:57:33 am
Post by: Reudh on May 26, 2012, 10:06:24 am
Post by: SirAaronIII on May 26, 2012, 11:43:03 am
Post by: jetex1911 on May 26, 2012, 02:54:12 pm
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Well, at least I tried. :-\
[EDIT:] ...I used my bro's account again? sigh.
Spoiler: Transcribed Words (click to show/hide)
Post by: davros on May 28, 2012, 11:36:30 am
Post by: Nega on May 28, 2012, 02:23:08 pm
Yep, that's definitely shitty.
Yeah, I know. I know that practice makes perfect, but it's my drawings like these that make me start to think about just not drawing anymore. How can I get any better if all my attempts look like something a 5-year old could do better? :'(
Post by: Sappho on May 28, 2012, 02:43:52 pm
Most of us can't draw anyway.
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 28, 2012, 02:48:02 pm
Yeah, I know. I know that practice makes perfect, but it's my drawings like these that make me start to think about just not drawing anymore. How can I get any better if all my attempts look like something a 5-year old could do better? :'(
http://alexhays.com/loomis/
Andrew Loomis - Fun with a Pencil. My first drawing book. It's very good for a complete beginner, with tons of fun, and it also explains lots of important stuff.
Post by: Shook on May 28, 2012, 06:38:38 pm
And on that note, suturing.
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They go for the addy because it's GLORIOUS.
Post by: Nega on May 28, 2012, 08:45:27 pm
Post by: WisdomThumbs on May 31, 2012, 05:49:57 am
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I can't seem to get this Cobar guy to die, no matter how much FUN I put him through.
And his longtime companion, Dema, who's husband's head I threw, is even harder to kill. The crazy old lady is crippled and only has one hand. Her only weapon is a shield. She's unstoppable.
Post by: Tiruin on May 31, 2012, 06:15:28 am
((Pertaining to the people who made the past three picture logs, and the past three...um, parts if Wisdom's picture.))
Post by: WisdomThumbs on May 31, 2012, 06:53:42 am
Those were very graphic, and very entertaining drawings, you past three. :D
I'm assuming that "past three" is a good thing, so on that note... *FISTPUMP*
Post by: Zale on May 31, 2012, 08:11:03 am
Spoiler: "Adventures" (click to show/hide)
Several chockings, stabbings, bone dissolvings, webbings, ice spikes, molten iron chunks later..
McSpelly defeats the wolves!
And goes on to be eaten by an Alligator.
Post by: Yoink on May 31, 2012, 10:16:02 am
I actually went through the trouble of resetting my password just to post in this thread.
I am so very, very glad you did. That is excellent! :D And it works so well in your signature, too. Truly a masterwork, it sums up Adventure Mode so well. I think, the next time I try to recruit someone to DF, I'll show them that picture.
Post by: WisdomThumbs on May 31, 2012, 10:57:24 am
I actually went through the trouble of resetting my password just to post in this thread.
I am so very, very glad you did. That is excellent! :D And it works so well in your signature, too. Truly a masterwork, it sums up Adventure Mode so well. I think, the next time I try to recruit someone to DF, I'll show them that picture.
That made my day, thanks! :D And if you think that was crazy, just wait until you see what crazy hijinks my companion gets up to. She scares me sometimes. Honestly, she's more interesting than my adventurer could ever be.
EDIT:
I actually can't see my signature... I figured it had been deleted or I'd just borked it somehow. :/
Post by: Yoink on May 31, 2012, 11:07:48 am
Post by: Argonnek on May 31, 2012, 01:22:16 pm
I actually went through the trouble of resetting my password just to post in this thread.This. This is awesome. This made my day. Thank you.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I can't seem to get this Cobar guy to die, no matter how much FUN I put him through.
And his longtime companion, Dema, who's husband's head I threw, is even harder to kill. The crazy old lady is crippled and only has one hand. Her only weapon is a shield. She's unstoppable.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on May 31, 2012, 01:49:38 pm
Post by: Logrin on May 31, 2012, 03:04:12 pm
Post by: Nega on May 31, 2012, 03:07:30 pm
Yes. Yes it is. Also, Cobar looks like a badass. Mind if I make him my avatar? >.>...Ninjas. :-\
Post by: WisdomThumbs on May 31, 2012, 06:11:46 pm
This. This is awesome. This made my day. Thank you.
No, thank you!
Yes. Yes it is. Also, Cobar looks like a badass. Mind if I make him my avatar? >.>
Actually, sorry, a friend of mine has laid claim to it for when he registers on this forum in the near future.
EDITEDIT:
Nevermind, the friend in question was just giving me a hard time. The avatar's all yours if you want it.
...Ninjas. :-\
Funny you should say that...
Post by: Devling on May 31, 2012, 06:33:03 pm
MOAR
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on May 31, 2012, 06:36:59 pm
Post by: WisdomThumbs on May 31, 2012, 06:43:55 pm
Ah, oh well. Worth a shot. ^^^
No, no, the friend was messing with me and doesn't have any intention of using Cobar as an avatar. Sorry about that, I edited my post shortly before your reply.
Post by: Mister Fox on May 31, 2012, 08:03:56 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Et7Ui.png)
Post by: Xantalos on May 31, 2012, 08:07:54 pm
The following is a true story.What the hell...was this in a mod?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Shook on May 31, 2012, 08:22:32 pm
@WisdomThumbs: Do what i do, DRAW ALL THE THINGS! I imagine it takes a while to make them with that kind of quality, though. Definitely masterwork quality, if not more. I am horrendously jelly about how you can wrestle what i think is MS Paint (pardon me if i'm wrong, wouldn't be a first) into such a level of quality.
Also, i do believe Nega and Zale deserve a mention too. Some honest to goodness entertainment there. :D
Oh and URIST MCINTENSE
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TODAY GIANT BAGUETTES, TOMORROW GIANT CORN COBBS
Post by: Levyathyn on May 31, 2012, 08:36:25 pm
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Post by: Mister Fox on May 31, 2012, 08:37:31 pm
What the hell...was this in a mod?
Some explanation: I was a hammerdwarf, broke all the bones of a night creature with a horn, and it managed to poke me in the face with it and kill me instantly.
Post by: WisdomThumbs on May 31, 2012, 08:54:17 pm
I have made... aftermarket modifications.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I am crying tears of joy.
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Bahaha, A+ comic Fox! c:
@WisdomThumbs: Do what i do, DRAW ALL THE THINGS! I imagine it takes a while to make them with that kind of quality, though. Definitely masterwork quality, if not more. I am horrendously jelly about how you can wrestle what i think is MS Paint (pardon me if i'm wrong, wouldn't be a first) into such a level of quality.
Also, i do believe Nega and Zale deserve a mention too. Some honest to goodness entertainment there. :D
Oh and URIST MCINTENSESpoiler (click to show/hide)
TODAY GIANT BAGUETTES, TOMORROW GIANT CORN COBBS
*UPWARDS FISTINATION*
You say my art is masterwork... and yet your simple stickfigures are more expressive and hilarious by far.
I laughed especially hard at "french'd". XD
Post by: Levyathyn on May 31, 2012, 08:56:33 pm
...
You can't use that image without the express written consent of both me and the NFL!
Post by: Xantalos on May 31, 2012, 09:08:14 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on May 31, 2012, 09:08:49 pm
Post by: Logrin on May 31, 2012, 09:30:58 pm
I received a very special birthday card from a dubiously thoughtful sibling of mine...
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That's right...it's Fan Art. I'm all about -Fan Art-
Post by: Eric Blank on May 31, 2012, 10:04:24 pm
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on May 31, 2012, 10:05:43 pm
Post by: WisdomThumbs on May 31, 2012, 11:20:42 pm
Why do I get the feeling that Cobar is going to become A: a meme or B: the 'flat wtf' face of adv. mode?
Eh, if it's gonna happen it'll happen. Such things are best when spontaneous and not forced.
But his face is just so easy to use!
Then get ready to laugh further because I've something boss to share.
I received a very special birthday card from a dubiously thoughtful sibling of mine...
That's right...it's Fan Art. I'm all about -Fan Art-
That's awesome.
Post by: Levyathyn on May 31, 2012, 11:33:52 pm
Why do I get the feeling that Cobar is going to become A: a meme or B: the 'flat wtf' face of adv. mode?
Eh, if it's gonna happen it'll happen. Such things are best when spontaneous and not forced.
Yeah? You just wait.
(http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/2221/cobarbees.png)
Post by: Tiruin on June 01, 2012, 12:19:12 am
Because, truly that would make a defining moment.
Also, is it possible for this thread to go in the Hall of Legends? :P Or at least be stickied?
+1. That was pretty thoughtful in my opinion. Also, perhaps a bit belated, but happy birthday anyway dude. ^^^Also wishing Happy Birthday from here :D
Logrin, Boss Knight is famous!
And people know of Cobar in the lower forums thanks to SC's avatar. :3
Lastly...I wish I could upload anything that defines good quality. Everything made is from paper and pencil, then becomes lighter upon upload. XD
Post by: WisdomThumbs on June 01, 2012, 12:28:49 am
And people in the other forums already know about Cobar? Well, that settles it. I'm moving to Hawaii and living off the royalty checks. 8)
Post by: Dante on June 01, 2012, 12:48:39 am
(http://i47.tinypic.com/iqimmv.png)
(http://i49.tinypic.com/25rnx3m.png)
Post by: Tiruin on June 01, 2012, 12:51:45 am
Good ol' human adventurers! Entering a Dwarf fort! Now I wonder how diplomats/merchants act. :P
Post by: Zale on June 01, 2012, 01:32:13 am
I'm sure it would be creepy, if I had any idea what colour ecru actually was. :D
(http://www.troutlakearts.com/images/colors/ecru1.jpg)
This, apparently. So says google.
Post by: snoopychicken on June 01, 2012, 07:22:07 am
(http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/3254/cobarpeople.jpg)
Post by: Reudh on June 01, 2012, 07:23:18 am
That's definitely a meme.
Post by: Zale on June 01, 2012, 09:00:55 am
Spoiler: My Adventurer Can't Aim (click to show/hide)
Post by: tomas1297 on June 01, 2012, 01:52:11 pm
I think non-aggressive animals only count hostile after you attack them, so your shots kept missing because there's no friendly fire in DF.Spoiler: My Adventurer Can't Aim (click to show/hide)
Post by: EmperorJon on June 01, 2012, 03:09:40 pm
(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx225/EmperorJonTC/wine.png)
Post by: Zale on June 01, 2012, 03:11:45 pm
(http://forum.cosplay.co.nz/users/2413/77/88/04/smiles/402399.png)I think non-aggressive animals only count hostile after you attack them, so your shots kept missing because there's no friendly fire in DF.Spoiler: My Adventurer Can't Aim (click to show/hide)
Well, at least I know that now.
Guess I'll just have to start stabbing them straight off.
Oh, and the world I just let gen for 10,000 years to see the legends just died.. after three hours of waiting.
Welp, time to go drown the world in magma.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 01, 2012, 03:34:03 pm
I think non-aggressive animals only count hostile after you attack them, so your shots kept missing because there's no friendly fire in DF.Spoiler: My Adventurer Can't Aim (click to show/hide)
False.
All wildlife is hostile by default. There are strange, buggy circumstances in which you may become friendly to the less aggressive wildlife, like killing a bunch of them or enough night creatures or something; they eventually decide that because you're a predator their best chance of survival is to be best friends with you. Or something... but those circumstances are strange and buggy and generally unreliable. Fresh adventurers are generally not included in them. Your companions never will be and will always bumrush every single bunny or waste all their arrows on a kea. Sometimes you have to save your companions from a hippo that was otherwise friendly to you. Sometimes horses will love you but deer will not.
Post by: Dragor23 on June 01, 2012, 03:40:26 pm
'cuz, you know, you have candy guts as adventurer.
Post by: WisdomThumbs on June 01, 2012, 05:05:20 pm
Kudos to many of the recent ones!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ha ha ha, it's so true!
The only swordsman that Cobar has ever matched swords with and been unable to defeat in single combat was an elf commander (disappointing, I know) that lived in comfort beneath a solid-gold castle. I assume he would take nightly strolls through the fort taking loose gold bricks from the floor.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on June 02, 2012, 05:29:34 pm
Kudos to many of the recent ones!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ha ha ha, it's so true!
The only swordsman that Cobar has ever matched swords with and been unable to defeat in single combat was an elf commander (disappointing, I know) that lived in comfort beneath a solid-gold castle. I assume he would take nightly strolls through the fort taking loose gold bricks from the floor.
WAIT, your avatar is the pedo from Leo and Satan, right?
Post by: WisdomThumbs on June 02, 2012, 08:30:05 pm
Well, almost exactly like me. I don't usually pull that face.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on June 02, 2012, 10:19:54 pm
Indeed it is. I chose it because it looks exactly like me.
Well, almost exactly like me. I don't usually pull that face.
You look like you have a pubic hair moustache?
Post by: Reudh on June 02, 2012, 10:43:54 pm
Post by: UristMcDwarf on June 02, 2012, 10:45:04 pm
Don't we all?
Well, I'm 13, soo...
Post by: Devling on June 02, 2012, 11:21:14 pm
OMG me to! You, as well, must have a magnificent beard of glory!Don't we all?
Well, I'm 13, soo...
Post by: WisdomThumbs on June 03, 2012, 12:22:16 am
In the interest of maintaining some degree of on-topic-ness, here's this...
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Post by: blarg552 on June 03, 2012, 12:43:50 am
Post by: SirAaronIII on June 03, 2012, 01:37:27 am
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Post by: agertor on June 03, 2012, 12:27:17 pm
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Post by: Levyathyn on June 05, 2012, 05:44:04 pm
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Post by: Shook on June 06, 2012, 07:00:11 pm
Also, making a note here. Hamstone blog is a reality (http://hamstone.tumblr.com/). Just for shits and giggles, yaknow?
In other news, this is probably how people respond to non-critical organ injuries.
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And by "non-critical" i mean "everything that isn't heart, lungs or central nervous system".
Post by: Broseph Stalin on June 06, 2012, 07:19:57 pm
Ahahaha, oh god this latest activity is absolutely priceless. Well done, all of you. :'DHeart's aren't critical loss of heart function doesn't bother you. It's only value is being filled with blood that falls out too easy.
Also, making a note here. Hamstone blog is a reality (http://hamstone.tumblr.com/). Just for shits and giggles, yaknow?
In other news, this is probably how people respond to non-critical organ injuries.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And by "non-critical" i mean "everything that isn't heart, lungs or central nervous system".
Post by: Shook on June 06, 2012, 07:26:06 pm
Post by: SuicideJunkie on June 07, 2012, 09:52:47 pm
Found {a kobold village} with a brook and no cave, even after the notice that I'd discovered a cave entrance. I managed to get in the center without getting into a fight, but it was kind of nerve wracking; they're small, crunchy, and difficult to distinguish from the piles of loot.(http://imagemodserver.dyndns.org/nick/postedimages/DF_kobold_loot.PNG)
Post by: Headhanger on June 11, 2012, 07:50:33 am
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I've only recently started giving Adventure Mode a go. I registered on the forums just to post this; it's not often I find the inspiration to draw something these days!
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Post by: Tiruin on June 11, 2012, 08:22:49 am
Also, knapping like our ancestors! Spreading the strength from arms to body.
Post by: DG on June 11, 2012, 10:19:27 am
Improving your skills improves your attributes... useful.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I've only recently started giving Adventure Mode a go. I registered on the forums just to post this; it's not often I find the inspiration to draw something these days!
Edit: spoiler tags
:D Inspiration is elusive. I'm glad you shared the fruit of yours with us.
Post by: Headhanger on June 11, 2012, 10:47:06 am
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Twice in one day... I should get a job.
Post by: davros on June 11, 2012, 01:17:48 pm
Post by: Broseph Stalin on June 11, 2012, 01:35:39 pm
Post by: SuicideJunkie on June 11, 2012, 06:35:44 pm
*The swordsman slashes you in the upper body with his +iron longsword+ but the attack is deflected by your -goblin bone arrow-
Post by: Broseph Stalin on June 11, 2012, 06:41:03 pm
If you have enough arrows stuck in you, can they be hit by attacks?No, sadly filling your body with sharp objects only creates handy storage it doesn't provide armor.
*The swordsman slashes you in the upper body with his +iron longsword+ but the attack is deflected by your -goblin bone arrow-
Post by: Devling on June 11, 2012, 06:52:33 pm
If you have enough arrows stuck in you, can they be hit by attacks?
*The swordsman slashes you in the upper body with his +iron longsword+ but the attack is deflected by your -goblin bone arrow-
Wouldn't that be more likely to cause the arrows to dig deeper into your body/come off of your body so you bleed to death?
Post by: SuicideJunkie on June 11, 2012, 08:58:28 pm
Wouldn't that be more likely to cause the arrows to dig deeper into your body/come off of your body so you bleed to death?Sure, with your regular boring physics. You've gotta think outside the minecart like a Porcupineman.
Post by: Baron OhShi on June 12, 2012, 12:22:06 am
Maybe add a custom spell that causes the arrows to come flying out in all directions when the adventurer sneezes.
Post by: Headhanger on June 12, 2012, 02:08:25 am
Maybe add a custom spell that causes the arrows to come flying out in all directions when the adventurer sneezes.
I like the way you think.
Post by: Monk321654 on June 12, 2012, 10:33:37 am
Post by: Gizogin on June 13, 2012, 12:36:46 am
Your torso explodes in a cloud of arrows!
The spinning -bronze arrow- strikes the axeman in the upper body, tearing the lung! x25
You have died of catastrophic torso failure.
Post by: Chilton on June 13, 2012, 11:29:41 am
Now im sick, and Drawing is a nice relaxing way to pass time :)
GIVE ME STUFF TO DRAW!
Post by: Corai on June 13, 2012, 11:41:04 am
I had a big, long break from this thread.
Now im sick, and Drawing is a nice relaxing way to pass time :)
GIVE ME STUFF TO DRAW!
Draw what happens if you adventure in a world where kobolds have towns.
Meaning a world 99% kobold infested.
Post by: Headhanger on June 13, 2012, 12:11:00 pm
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That's the last time I take advice from you guys :'(
Post by: Tiruin on June 13, 2012, 12:13:17 pm
"Vampires are easy to kill" they said. "Those thousand kills are probably just from feeding" they said.Just like in that thread: 'You have found...'Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That's the last time I take advice from you guys :'(
:P
This made me laugh so much. Especially that last line, both in comic and in post.
You got unlucky. ;D
Post by: Rumrusher on June 13, 2012, 01:26:25 pm
"Vampires are easy to kill" they said. "Those thousand kills are probably just from feeding" they said.well first thing you did wrong was not have the vampire be surrounded by peasants before outing, or have your companions in front of you. there not called meat shields for nothing.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That's the last time I take advice from you guys :'(
Post by: Kestrel on June 13, 2012, 02:32:14 pm
"Vampires are easy to kill" they said. "Those thousand kills are probably just from feeding" they said.Great comic!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That's the last time I take advice from you guys :'(
Bahaha, A+ comic Fox! c:Loved this one too!
@WisdomThumbs: Do what i do, DRAW ALL THE THINGS! I imagine it takes a while to make them with that kind of quality, though. Definitely masterwork quality, if not more. I am horrendously jelly about how you can wrestle what i think is MS Paint (pardon me if i'm wrong, wouldn't be a first) into such a level of quality.
Also, i do believe Nega and Zale deserve a mention too. Some honest to goodness entertainment there. :D
Oh and URIST MCINTENSESpoiler (click to show/hide)
TODAY GIANT BAGUETTES, TOMORROW GIANT CORN COBBS
Post by: BCPowers on June 13, 2012, 04:40:18 pm
"Vampires are easy to kill" they said. "Those thousand kills are probably just from feeding" they said.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That's the last time I take advice from you guys :'(
Oh Marceline, why are you so mean?
Post by: Devling on June 13, 2012, 08:00:01 pm
"Vampires are easy to kill" they said. "Those thousand kills are probably just from feeding" they said.FUCKING TELL ME ABOUT IT.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That's the last time I take advice from you guys :'(
There are about 20 vampire badasses running around my current world, and every single time I make a new adventurer my first quest is to kill a vampire. Who has killed over 200 people. :'(
Post by: Argonnek on June 14, 2012, 12:42:30 am
Post by: MadocComadrin on June 14, 2012, 01:43:37 am
Post by: Baron OhShi on June 15, 2012, 03:31:49 am
Or only out vampire rulers/holy men. Their lack of armor makes it a bit easier to get a debilitating blow in.
I break their legs and smash their head until it breaks... I may be taking a slightly more direct approach than most people.
Post by: Headhanger on June 15, 2012, 05:23:27 am
Teeth. Everywhere.
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I didn't even know they could explode like that! I was so impressed that I decided a full-colour illustration was in order. Had I been even more impressed, I might have shaded it and everything!
Backstory:
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Edit: Bugger, I just realised that this should have been a dwarf swordswoman. Feel free to hate on the blatant assumption that all warriors are male.
Post by: DG on June 15, 2012, 06:26:07 am
Edit: Bugger, I just realised that this should have been a dwarf swordswoman. Feel free to hate on the blatant assumption that all warriors are male.
How can we tell from the illustration that it's not a dwarven female? :P
Great work, again.
Post by: Tiruin on June 15, 2012, 08:00:40 am
Dwarven females have beards.Edit: Bugger, I just realised that this should have been a dwarf swordswoman. Feel free to hate on the blatant assumption that all warriors are male.
How can we tell from the illustration that it's not a dwarven female? :P
Great work, again.
Yes this pertains to mythology.
Yes, teeth really seem like natural currency now.
No, you can't have a beard. :P
Post by: Mudcrab on June 15, 2012, 08:23:26 am
Some of these are damn cool!
Post by: thatnewguy on June 15, 2012, 12:42:00 pm
Post by: Xheia on June 15, 2012, 07:05:23 pm
I did it once or twice and have tried to do it since, but haven't gotten the opportunity.
Post by: thatnewguy on June 16, 2012, 08:07:14 am
soo, i just modded (first time!) the amount of races, and choose myself an eagle man. i was extremally proud of my "gigantic brown feathered eagle man" gathered some companions together, and gone "wandering the wilds" actually, im pretty noobish at this game, soo i didnt even noticed i was going to a very "hard" wilderness. after 2 days of trying to getting back to the town, we've got ambushed by bandits while sleeping. a huge "wave" of text flooded my screen, and it was all RED. i though "ok, fuck it, im gonna make it, just fly up!" pressed z, checked my health. here is it.
Heavy bleeding
Moderate blood loss
Tired
Stunned
Winded
Drowsy
Thirsty
Hungry
Cannot breath
Abbility to stand lost
Abbility to grasp lost
Abbility to fly lost
Major sensory nerve broken
Vision lost
i think you can probably imagine my "facial expression" .
Post by: Headhanger on June 16, 2012, 09:39:33 am
What's that Mr. Horseshoe Crab, you want to help me with that?
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Kind of a lazy illustration, what with the copy+paste and all that, but I just wanted to get this out of the way.
Since I was travelling alone in the wilderness, the hypothetical sequel to this piece would be entitled "And Then There Were Bogeymen" (spoilers: I died)
Post by: Logrin on June 16, 2012, 12:13:07 pm
Post by: Tiruin on June 16, 2012, 12:24:24 pm
Though, I love how color-coding is literally pictured!
Post by: Headhanger on June 17, 2012, 04:18:47 pm
The local castle has a bat person infestation and a kobold infestation. I could have tried leading one group to the other, to see if they would fight amongst themselves, but I'm a sneaker, not a brawler.
Spoiler: Warning: it's a big one! (click to show/hide)
This piece took all freaking day. Eleven hours - I think my eyes are bleeding. The composition probably suffered towards the end (I forgot the original punchline), but hey it's hardly a ☼drawing☼.
Post by: Loud Whispers on June 17, 2012, 04:33:27 pm
Thanks for the kind words guys.
The local castle has a bat person infestation and a kobold infestation. I could have tried leading one group to the other, to see if they would fight amongst themselves, but I'm a sneaker, not a brawler.Spoiler: Warning: it's a big one! (click to show/hide)
This piece took all freaking day. Eleven hours - I think my eyes are bleeding. The composition probably suffered towards the end (I forgot the original punchline), but hey it's hardly a ☼drawing☼.
Two thumbs up. I think I even cried a little.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 17, 2012, 04:37:06 pm
Post by: Tiruin on June 17, 2012, 11:00:21 pm
Nah, it's great dude. The Splinter Cell goggles at the end were perfect XD^^
It was wonderful how nobody notices ambushers even when they're right next to you.
Post by: jetex1911 on June 18, 2012, 08:56:32 am
Thanks for the kind words guys.
The local castle has a bat person infestation and a kobold infestation. I could have tried leading one group to the other, to see if they would fight amongst themselves, but I'm a sneaker, not a brawler.Spoiler: Warning: it's a big one! (click to show/hide)
This piece took all freaking day. Eleven hours - I think my eyes are bleeding. The composition probably suffered towards the end (I forgot the original punchline), but hey it's hardly a ☼drawing☼.
I like the trifocal goggles at the end. :P
Post by: Caprealis on June 18, 2012, 10:43:04 am
I need to get better at drawing..
Post by: Logrin on June 18, 2012, 10:55:46 am
EDIT ****
All these wicked pics are making me want to do something of my own. Which will happen.
In the meantime enjoy this unrelated image, and a gold star to the first person who can guess just what non-DF thing it refers to!
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Post by: MasterMorality on June 18, 2012, 02:43:18 pm
I almost died laughing.
Also, the art standard has dramatically increased since the thread's conception.
Post by: Guardian G.I. on June 18, 2012, 03:19:38 pm
In the meantime enjoy this unrelated image, and a gold star to the first person who can guess just what non-DF thing it refers to!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Hmm, VBU... It is about exams, am I right? (provided you live in India)
Post by: spitss on June 18, 2012, 04:27:11 pm
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/805/dfcomic.jpg/
Post by: Kastrol Aslaasri on June 18, 2012, 05:23:27 pm
Post by: jomen on June 18, 2012, 05:38:23 pm
Thanks for the kind words guys.
The local castle has a bat person infestation and a kobold infestation. I could have tried leading one group to the other, to see if they would fight amongst themselves, but I'm a sneaker, not a brawler.Spoiler: Warning: it's a big one! (click to show/hide)
This piece took all freaking day. Eleven hours - I think my eyes are bleeding. The composition probably suffered towards the end (I forgot the original punchline), but hey it's hardly a ☼drawing☼.
You almost kill me. Savagely funny
Post by: Eric Blank on June 18, 2012, 06:10:52 pm
Thanks for the kind words guys.
The local castle has a bat person infestation and a kobold infestation. I could have tried leading one group to the other, to see if they would fight amongst themselves, but I'm a sneaker, not a brawler.Spoiler: Warning: it's a big one! (click to show/hide)
This piece took all freaking day. Eleven hours - I think my eyes are bleeding. The composition probably suffered towards the end (I forgot the original punchline), but hey it's hardly a ☼drawing☼.
Like it.
Post by: Xen0n on June 18, 2012, 06:26:32 pm
Thanks for the kind words guys.
The local castle has a bat person infestation and a kobold infestation. I could have tried leading one group to the other, to see if they would fight amongst themselves, but I'm a sneaker, not a brawler.Spoiler: Warning: it's a big one! (click to show/hide)
This piece took all freaking day. Eleven hours - I think my eyes are bleeding. The composition probably suffered towards the end (I forgot the original punchline), but hey it's hardly a ☼drawing☼.
This... this is pretty amazing. Learning adventure mode's convoluted system would be worth it even for nothing else than being able to get this comic.
Headhanger has become a master engraver!
Post by: Shook on June 18, 2012, 07:16:51 pm
THE GLORY... AMOUNT OF... PALPABLE
I AM ACTUALLY DROWNING IN GLORY
best death ever
blurghblrgkjhgr
The English term for that would be "holy fuck this is awesome". Headhanger is awesome. Logrin is awesome. Spitss is awesome. You're all awesome. I feel inspired to try keeping the super mega HD streak going!!
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On second thought, fuck that, STICKMAN TIME.
Post by: Xen0n on June 18, 2012, 07:27:01 pm
GHLHGLHGLH
THE GLORY... AMOUNT OF... PALPABLE
I AM ACTUALLY DROWNING IN GLORY
best death ever
blurghblrgkjhgr
The English term for that would be "holy fuck this is awesome". Headhanger is awesome. Logrin is awesome. Spitss is awesome. You're all awesome. I feel inspired to try keeping the super mega HD streak going!!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
On second thought, fuck that, STICKMAN TIME.
SHook, you make the Cadillac of Stickmen. If Cadillacs regularly involved gruesome deaths.
Post by: Devling on June 19, 2012, 02:02:03 am
Someone make a compilation. Gather all these comics in one place. That would be cool.
If the artists don't mind.
Just putting it out there.
Post by: Logrin on June 19, 2012, 02:46:03 am
The DF stuff is even in order, the extras less so, just page through my other albums once you're done with DF, which should be pretty much NEVER once I get drawing again...
Post by: miauw62 on June 19, 2012, 05:59:58 am
GHLHGLHGLH
THE GLORY... AMOUNT OF... PALPABLE
I AM ACTUALLY DROWNING IN GLORY
best death ever
blurghblrgkjhgr
The English term for that would be "holy fuck this is awesome". Headhanger is awesome. Logrin is awesome. Spitss is awesome. You're all awesome. I feel inspired to try keeping the super mega HD streak going!!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
On second thought, fuck that, STICKMAN TIME.
Shook, you are awesome.
Your stickmen are the best stickmen.
Post by: Madventurer on June 19, 2012, 11:22:19 am
Post by: thatnewguy on June 19, 2012, 12:19:00 pm
How I was just killed by bogeymen.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/805/dfcomic.jpg/
next time, draw stickmen. :D
Post by: miauw62 on June 19, 2012, 12:37:44 pm
How I was just killed by bogeymen.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/805/dfcomic.jpg/
next time, draw stickmen. :D
Post by: Headhanger on June 19, 2012, 01:13:24 pm
On second thought, fuck that, STICKMAN TIME.Please. Never change.
I do have all 125 previously posted DF comics and pics, all the fan-arts and some extras (Vegetable Knights Anyone?) Veiwable from here (http://s1067.photobucket.com/albums/u433/BossKnight/Assorted%20Dwarf%20Fortress%20and%20Boss-Knight/)Oh BOSS! I'm all about BossKnight. Bookmarked, for great justice.
Headhanger has become a master engraver!And to you others who have complimented my work thus far - you are too kind. Many thanks.
Aaand something unexpected happened when I tried to turn in a quest recently.
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Well, I wanted a dramatic entrance. Just... not as dramatic as it turned out to be. I should be more careful about which tile I am targeting.
Post by: Alamander on June 19, 2012, 05:45:56 pm
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Post by: Rumrusher on June 19, 2012, 07:44:41 pm
Playing with the masterworks I notice how hard it is to find towers. So I decided to send a bunch of dwarfs to hunt down the last owner of a slab which will more or less lead to a tower. this is part one of their journey. the group is made up of 7 dwarfs, 5 war dogs, 2 horses, and one hawk. currently we are down some dogs and most of the men are wounded. I had the militant commander make a backpack out of a jaguar and give it to the expedition leader to hold on any item we might need later on in the trip. also I had all elven resorts turn into bandit camps to at least get clues on where the infamous princess lich elf is.
Post by: Headhanger on June 20, 2012, 05:29:28 pm
I don't like how the water turned out. With more time and effort, it might have looked better, but for now this is what I came up with.
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In my defence, it has been far too warm to sit drawing at my computer, so I'm drawing at night - thus I am tired.
Post by: wsoxfan on June 20, 2012, 10:15:44 pm
I'm paralyzed and can't use any weapons, I'm missing my right hand, I'm being attacked by the mummy and two zombies, and I'm rapidly bleeding to death. With my dying breath, I pick up my two handed iron sword with one hand and throw it at the mummy with all of my remaining strength. "The spinning iron two handed sword strikes the Human Stoneworker mummy in the head and the severed part flies off in an arc! Tuma Quosaceshca, Human Stoneworker Mummy has been shot and killed. "
Post by: Shook on June 21, 2012, 09:50:37 am
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CLOSE ENOUGH
disclaimer: i don't actually know if Yorkshire is known for pommel sniping
Also major roffle at the comics pre this one. Holy crap you guys are brilliant. :'D (also major gratitude to the people who compliment my stickmen, even though i don't deserve it)
@Xen0n: What, they don't? You must be using your cadillacs the wrong way then. :P
Post by: miauw62 on June 21, 2012, 10:35:11 am
Your stickmen are the best!
Post by: Eric Blank on June 21, 2012, 10:42:43 am
(also major gratitude to the people who compliment my stickmen, even though i don't deserve it)
Well, the fact they're stickmen isn't as much a consideration as that you've managed to use such a simple style to convey great levels of comedy.
Post by: wsoxfan on June 21, 2012, 11:03:19 am
I'm all over that!!That is amazing. Thank you good sir.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
CLOSE ENOUGH
disclaimer: i don't actually know if Yorkshire is known for pommel sniping
Also major roffle at the comics pre this one. Holy crap you guys are brilliant. :'D (also major gratitude to the people who compliment my stickmen, even though i don't deserve it)
@Xen0n: What, they don't? You must be using your cadillacs the wrong way then. :P
Post by: Caprealis on June 21, 2012, 11:17:38 am
And this happens to me all to often..
Walking through a forest..
it starts raining blood.
I move down a few steps..
The suddenly awarmed by a flock of zombie ravens..
Trying to run..
Then I get kicked in the head by a zombie emu..
Post by: Headhanger on June 21, 2012, 12:52:18 pm
I'm all over that!!I love the "mph!" from behind the mummy's bandages.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
CLOSE ENOUGH
disclaimer: i don't actually know if Yorkshire is known for pommel sniping
I think Yorkshire is better known for its longbowmen shooting Scots (still legal on a Wednesday). Still, I wouldn't argue with a Yorkshireman trying to pommel-strike everything in his path.
Post by: miauw62 on June 21, 2012, 12:57:27 pm
Post by: Logrin on June 21, 2012, 04:05:22 pm
-(http://i.imgur.com/L0qhd.png) Lethality
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Post by: Headhanger on June 21, 2012, 04:18:24 pm
A prediction of the new armed/unarmed lethality system before its implemented...Now that's what I call a hammer-toss!
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A pleasure as always. I particularly like your varied character designs. And Boss Knight. Everyone loves Boss Knight.
Post by: Reudh on June 21, 2012, 07:45:07 pm
Post by: Headhanger on June 22, 2012, 05:52:11 pm
After all that, it's nothing special - just a representation of how versatile an adventurer has to be in combat. Utilise your many skills, incapacitate and immobilise your enemies, and take every opportunity to fight with a legendary tenacity.
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Some elements are a bit ham-fisted (like one of the adventurer's hands being much bigger than the other, his head should be facing one of the bandits, and there is a nasty foreshortening failure on Mr. Swordsman's forearm), but hey-ho it's not like you're paying for this schist right?
Post by: DarkerDark on June 22, 2012, 06:41:52 pm
Post by: Logrin on June 22, 2012, 10:51:22 pm
Also, this...
-Dabbling Cosmic Horror
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Post by: Headhanger on June 23, 2012, 04:12:17 am
Also, this...I laughed so much. Reminded me of the multi-wrestle pic I can no longer find.
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Did he find an Elder God and make a deal of some kind?
Post by: Loud Whispers on June 23, 2012, 04:28:44 am
Nay, it is the wonderful effects of noodle theory at work.Also, this...I laughed so much. Reminded me of the multi-wrestle pic I can no longer find.
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Did he find an Elder God and make a deal of some kind?
Post by: KittenCoffee on June 23, 2012, 02:37:18 pm
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He really did just crawl away after that. He was just that grossed out, I guess.
Post by: Loud Whispers on June 23, 2012, 03:11:41 pm
So here is the elf Cocé Raptorwatch fighting a group of bandits.Glorious.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
He really did just crawl away after that. He was just that grossed out, I guess.
Post by: Headhanger on June 23, 2012, 03:41:09 pm
So here is the elf Cocé Raptorwatch fighting a group of bandits.Ah ha, ha, ha! I love the ending there.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
He really did just crawl away after that. He was just that grossed out, I guess.
Also, I love the facial expressions on your characters!
Post by: Eric Blank on June 23, 2012, 03:51:22 pm
So here is the elf Cocé Raptorwatch fighting a group of bandits.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
He really did just crawl away after that. He was just that grossed out, I guess.
Hah! I lol'd. Good show.
Post by: Haspen on June 23, 2012, 03:53:39 pm
Aahahahah, that was brilliant :D
Post by: Devling on June 23, 2012, 11:49:57 pm
So here is the elf Cocé Raptorwatch fighting a group of bandits.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
He really did just crawl away after that. He was just that grossed out, I guess.
I would be too if a tree hugger threw his panties at me...
BACK TO LESS DISTURBING IMAGERY
I enjoyed that immensely.
Post by: DarkerDark on June 24, 2012, 02:23:12 am
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This made me laugh so hard. I love it
Post by: Smashness on June 24, 2012, 02:44:22 am
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Post by: Smashness on June 24, 2012, 03:18:59 am
Post by: miauw62 on June 24, 2012, 07:10:32 am
So here is the elf Cocé Raptorwatch fighting a group of bandits.Epic.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
He really did just crawl away after that. He was just that grossed out, I guess.
The part that i like most is the arrow-spitting.
Post by: Yoink on June 26, 2012, 07:15:11 pm
I have something I want to draw in my latest DF world, I just have to track it down first...
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Post by: Neonivek on June 26, 2012, 10:01:25 pm
Post by: SuicideJunkie on June 28, 2012, 07:10:27 pm
Sneak preview of Toady's new wrestling effects:
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Post by: ledgekindred on June 28, 2012, 10:03:18 pm
Inspired by Re: Return of Wrestlers? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=112353.msg3410382#msg3410382)
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Bahahah! EXACTLY as I imagine. Thx SuicideJunkie. :)
Post by: Headhanger on June 29, 2012, 07:00:23 am
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Not because it was going to kill me, but because one of my companions had managed to shoot it in the throat and it was bleeding out. I managed to hit it in the leg just before it died of asphyxiation.
I think this was a case of "you touched it last therefore it's your kill" as the dragon turned up on my kill list and not my companion's.
And my companions perished on the road back home, courtesy of a kobold ambush. So I guess no one can prove it wasn't me who slew the dragon, eh?
Post by: Gizogin on June 29, 2012, 08:18:01 am
"Of course I did! I definitely didn't have help from anyone! Nope!"
Excellent and funny.
Post by: MadocComadrin on June 29, 2012, 02:51:38 pm
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Every time I attack a village I do this. Cause they arn't fast enough to mob you if they can't walk.
Post by: Shook on June 29, 2012, 07:55:15 pm
/me sunglasses
Cold feet.
...
I REMAIN UNAPOLOGETIC. Anyways, it does indeed, Madoc!
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"plasterfuck" because the dorf was obviously hauling plaster
"plasterfuck" is a funny word
Post by: neotemplar on June 29, 2012, 07:58:48 pm
But yeah i almost always go for the feet first if the hit chance is good because it halves their moves.
I once massacred a town of like 40-60 by ankle kicking.
Post by: bukitodinos on June 29, 2012, 08:00:02 pm
I guess you could say they just got...
/me sunglasses
Cold feet.
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"plasterfuck" because the dorf was obviously hauling plaster
"plasterfuck" is a funny word
* applause*
Post by: Gizogin on June 29, 2012, 08:33:48 pm
Foot-stomping remains a viable strategy for the homicidal adventurer, but I prefer lopping off hands. They can be raised by a necromancer, instantly redistributing the odds in your favor.
Post by: neotemplar on June 29, 2012, 09:28:05 pm
Shook, your mastery of the stick-figure drives me to manly tears. I applaud you, good sir.
Foot-stomping remains a viable strategy for the homicidal adventurer, but I prefer lopping off hands. They can be raised by a necromancer, instantly redistributing the odds in your favor.
Oh hands is not nearly as good due to fatal head kicks, better to slow em down. Also bite off thumbs.
Also:
Saxo Ramwalls, Frog Woman adventurer. She slays three mummies and numerous other creatures in the caverns but a giant rat bites her in the foot while she is afflicted with dizziness, fever, and nausea and then a small pack of them mobs her. They could not slay her outright because of her steel body armor and gold helm but all of her limbs war crippled. Unable to effectively bite back she passed out no less than five times. She desperately tries to crawl away but can find no escape. Finally she discovers a magma pool, crawling to the edge and pale from blood loss with blood streaming from all of her limbs she hurls herself into the void. And thus she denys the giant rats the honor of slaying her.
!!YOU ARE MELTING!!
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Post by: MadocComadrin on June 30, 2012, 05:41:49 am
I REMAIN UNAPOLOGETIC. Anyways, it does indeed, Madoc!Hah, that's perfect.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"plasterfuck" because the dorf was obviously hauling plaster
"plasterfuck" is a funny word
Post by: Cholek on June 30, 2012, 11:45:00 am
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Fuck...
Post by: neotemplar on June 30, 2012, 02:48:23 pm
Post by: Tsukana on June 30, 2012, 03:14:32 pm
I've played for years and never had an adv or fort mode dwarf ever get ice encased.
::Looks from frozen corpses of dearly loved adventurers to forum.::
I hate you.
Post by: Scott Cee on June 30, 2012, 07:10:31 pm
Shook's stuff is my favourite. It's the facial expressions.
Post by: Neonivek on June 30, 2012, 07:48:10 pm
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I think this was a case of "you touched it last therefore it's your kill" as the dragon turned up on my kill list and not my companion's.
You have no idea how much I hate that... I do all the work slicing off all of a Hydra's heads, broke its legs so it is harmless... then one little scratch and suddenly that peasant I hired becomes the hero of the century.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 30, 2012, 07:57:43 pm
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Post by: Gizogin on June 30, 2012, 08:22:01 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 30, 2012, 08:41:45 pm
Then there's the stick figures, which convey exceptional emotion with minimal effort. Or nine-dots (username:".........") work, which honestly I just can't figure out. I might be most certainly am just too stupid to grasp such concepts, though.
Post by: Scott Cee on June 30, 2012, 09:30:00 pm
The entire story of my first adventure from start to end.
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Post by: neotemplar on June 30, 2012, 09:57:03 pm
Here we go.
The entire story of my first adventure from start to end.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just wait till you find a giraffe. The forums are not joking about those.
Post by: Kay on June 30, 2012, 11:08:45 pm
I drew and coloured (badly) this image based upon how one of my elf adventurers was actually described in game.
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Her name is Nethitha Lalalalolama. Not even joking.
Post by: Corai on June 30, 2012, 11:09:58 pm
Speaking of elves!
I drew and coloured (badly) this image based upon how one of my elf adventurers was actually described in game.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Her name is Nethitha Lalalalolama. Not even joking.
You MUST troll the entire universe.
Post by: neotemplar on July 01, 2012, 12:37:02 am
Speaking of elves!
I drew and coloured (badly) this image based upon how one of my elf adventurers was actually described in game.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Her name is Nethitha Lalalalolama. Not even joking.
Given all the bite attacks, everyone and everything has piranha teeth.
Post by: Headhanger on July 01, 2012, 02:49:21 am
Just saw this thread, thought I'd give it a go. Kobold on a glacier.I'm loving the aurora.Stick figures aren't a requirement are they? I checked the OP and it says nothing about it, but all the drawings seem to have them so far. It could just be a case of laziness/memeness, I just don't want to break the rule if it's there.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And, as others have said, there is no stickman requirement - it's entirely up to you how to render your adventure mode-related artwork. Shook makes stickpeople, but Logrin's Boss Knight aint no stickman, so it's horses for courses.
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Post by: WillowLuman on July 01, 2012, 01:19:00 pm
Adventure mode is good, because Shift+W tells you maybe that the stars are out, there's a waning gibbous moon, etc. I figured there'd be an aurora because I was on a glacier near the south of the world.
Fortress mode can be hard to draw, I find it hard to visualize how they'd light the place; can't decide whether it should be dim or bright.
Post by: win32anon on July 01, 2012, 02:03:23 pm
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Okay, she was capable of opening doors on her own... I guess she just kicks them open or something?
Post by: Monk321654 on July 01, 2012, 08:22:44 pm
Excellent work as always, Kitten Coffee.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on July 01, 2012, 08:25:59 pm
Oh wow. Fuggin' humans.
Post by: Kay on July 01, 2012, 08:30:54 pm
I really need to start working out what exactly to draw these days. So many good contributions in this thread recently, and I just love when they all feel like part of a 'series' even when they're about different characters. It's just so fun!
Post by: bukitodinos on July 01, 2012, 09:13:53 pm
So I had a dwarf adventurer named Rith who was small by dwarf standards. She started out in a big but empty town.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Okay, she was capable of opening doors on her own... I guess she just kicks them open or something?
this is for you
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Post by: Devling on July 01, 2012, 09:16:56 pm
"Is that a short joke?"
Classic.
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Post by: darkrider2 on July 02, 2012, 01:53:35 am
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Post by: Corai on July 02, 2012, 02:45:11 am
So I had a dwarf adventurer named Rith who was small by dwarf standards. She started out in a big but empty town.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Okay, she was capable of opening doors on her own... I guess she just kicks them open or something?
Que the entire city getting slaughtered, then butchered, then sell the meat to goblins. Who then "consider growth". Repeat the cycle until only dwarves remain.
Post by: Siquo on July 02, 2012, 03:19:48 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wui-PNqJrxsI find KittenCoffee's stories stupid and not funny, I didn't even move my lips a bit.So don't comment if you have nothing nice to say...?
Post by: Yoink on July 02, 2012, 03:33:31 am
The last bit, where Rith's face goes from a completely blank expression (probably typical of DF adventurers) to indignance is priceless! :D
Post by: KrEstoF on July 02, 2012, 04:17:39 am
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He really did just crawl away after that. He was just that grossed out, I guess.
That bandit used to be a ruthless cutthroat who would relish killing pointy-eared bastards and strangling people with their own intestines. Then he took an arrow to the knee!
Post by: Headhanger on July 02, 2012, 04:18:54 am
At least he's not wearing sandals and socks. That is a crime punishable by death. Unless you're a British tourist.Its not my fault he spawned with sandals.Spoiler: Alias the adventure elf (click to show/hide)
Remember everyone: don't feed the trolls.
Post by: Kay on July 02, 2012, 04:21:11 am
Post by: Devling on July 02, 2012, 05:58:09 am
I honestly don't like that saying.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wui-PNqJrxsI find KittenCoffee's stories stupid and not funny, I didn't even move my lips a bit.So don't comment if you have nothing nice to say...?
In my opinion, the phrase should be revised into,
"If you don't have anything constructive to say, don't say anything at all."
I would rather have someone point out my mistakes, then not say any thing, or be a jerk and just say "I didn't like it."
Post by: Siquo on July 02, 2012, 06:20:04 am
In my opinion, the phrase should be revised into,Well, you can criticise or even dismiss and be nice at the same time. Such as "These comics aren't exactly my thing". Which says exactly the same, but nice. And then there's the whole "Does anyone care?" thing, whether you should post your opinion at all. About 50% of the responses I write on these forums, I don't post because I'm not sure they actually add anything (yes, that means they're even worse than the one I do post).
"If you don't have anything constructive to say, don't say anything at all."
I would rather have someone point out my mistakes, then not say any thing, or be a jerk and just say "I didn't like it."
Saying something nice always adds something, and as such is always constructive, if only to give the artist a small ego-boost.
Post by: Shook on July 02, 2012, 08:28:48 am
BUT I DIGRESS, so here's the noble art of gem setting.
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the scars are just more manliness
Post by: Reudh on July 02, 2012, 09:14:48 am
Post by: TheBlueSteel on July 02, 2012, 12:06:55 pm
My fine small dwarves adventurer stumbles upon a Roc's nest containing six Roc's. He knaps stones and throws them at the first two, chipping bones, and as they pass out he cuts their throats open with his axe.
Sadly the last four notice his not-too-good-at-ambushing ass and give chase. He runs away, then notices he gets two moves to every one of theirs on the ground. My puny dorf lures each Roc to its doom, hacking them with his axe and never getting attacked, until all the giant birds are dead.
He then stacks their corpses and stands atop the mountain of megabeast like a hardass.
Post by: miauw62 on July 02, 2012, 12:07:38 pm
Post by: wsoxfan on July 02, 2012, 02:51:38 pm
Shook makes the best stickmen.Agreed. No argument
Post by: Corai on July 02, 2012, 02:54:47 pm
Shook makes the best stickmen.Agreed. No argument
Lies! He does NOT create the best stickmen, not good ones, not even adequate ones!
He makes ones so good that it is a INSULT to say they are "good."
Post by: WillowLuman on July 02, 2012, 03:42:07 pm
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That eye... it...
MY SOUL OH GOD.
Post by: Xantalos on July 02, 2012, 04:31:00 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on July 02, 2012, 04:35:28 pm
How did you view his personality? And I agree with darkrider. This elf is...tolerable by dwarf standards.Dfhack. Switch to fort mode and back. Yeah, I guess he is a pretty dwarfy elf. He is apparently gigantic overall and very muscular, too. Clean-shaven hair, and a beard described as medium length and neat.
Post by: Xantalos on July 02, 2012, 04:40:55 pm
How did you switch to fort mode? I found the mode command but I'm a noob to dfhack and have no idea what to do.How did you view his personality? And I agree with darkrider. This elf is...tolerable by dwarf standards.Dfhack. Switch to fort mode and back. Yeah, I guess he is a pretty dwarfy elf. He is apparently gigantic overall and very muscular, too. Clean-shaven hair, and a beard described as medium length and neat.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 02, 2012, 04:48:44 pm
Post by: Headhanger on July 02, 2012, 05:27:07 pm
If those ambushers are also able to identify said bloodstains... surely they know it's a bad idea to jump that guy.
Post by: Xantalos on July 02, 2012, 05:32:03 pm
Interesting that you're able to identify not only the race to which bloodstains belong, but often the name of the individual to whom it once belonged."Naw, he musta just PAINTED it on him! Yeah! Painted!"
If those ambushers are also able to identify said bloodstains... surely they know it's a bad idea to jump that guy.
"Uhh, Sarge?"
"'sigh' What, Private?"
"What's paint?"
"...OSHI-"
Post by: TheBlueSteel on July 02, 2012, 05:37:56 pm
Interesting that you're able to identify not only the race to which bloodstains belong, but often the name of the individual to whom it once belonged."Naw, he musta just PAINTED it on him! Yeah! Painted!"
If those ambushers are also able to identify said bloodstains... surely they know it's a bad idea to jump that guy.
"Uhh, Sarge?"
"'sigh' What, Private?"
"What's paint?"
"...OSHI-"
"Sarge, erm, that bloke has bloodstains from every single one of O'Keely's boys on his axe."
"All forty-two of them?"
"Yep..... you reckon we should still jump him?"
"Yeah, why not? He probably just nicked their fingers before running like a cowards.
UP AND AT 'IM LADS!"
*axe now has the bloodstains of 52 bandits on it*
Post by: blarg552 on July 02, 2012, 07:16:10 pm
So I had a dwarf adventurer named Rith who was small by dwarf standards. She started out in a big but empty town.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Okay, she was capable of opening doors on her own... I guess she just kicks them open or something?
Kitten Coffee: Making Dwarf Fortress adorable.
Post by: Scott Cee on July 03, 2012, 07:01:24 am
Hopefully, it will be the first in a series called Tales from the Bronzemark.
Bronzemark is my fortress in dwarf mode, but so much stuff happens there it's a goldmine (literally as well as figuratively) for interesting stuffs.
My art is slightly better than last time too, a mixture of pixel art and freehand touchpad (because I rock a laptop) stuff for "detailed" drawlings.
The first couple will focus on Monom Something-or-other, my favourite of all my dwarfs, but of who I can never remember all her name.
And, uh, slightly on topic, Shook never fails to make me laugh. People have tried to imitate his style, but they somehow miss whatever spark Shook's work has that makes it so funny.
Post by: miauw62 on July 03, 2012, 10:59:20 am
And, uh, slightly on topic, Shook never fails to make me laugh. People have tried to imitate his style, but they somehow miss whatever spark Shook's work has that makes it so funny.
I think that its:
1. Gruesome murder. I dont need to explain this one.
2. Shooks stickmen are better then the average stickman, good facial expressions and body posing.
Post by: Xantalos on July 03, 2012, 01:08:07 pm
Yeah... I love doing that. I feel like a psycho tho...And that's why they all say they would...rather not adventure with you.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tsukana on July 04, 2012, 03:46:12 am
I've tested.
A lot.
Also, the hiface is now a meme in a small town in Nebraska, USA. When you get famous, Shook, I'll expect some favours
Post by: Raziel on July 04, 2012, 05:37:06 pm
Since you asked for it, here's the (mostly) true tale of my first game of DF. I cut out lots of detail since I didn't want to spend forever drawing. I'm not a very good artist or anything but I hope you enjoy it. "mew mew" :3
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Post by: Haspen on July 04, 2012, 05:40:43 pm
Sir, I beg you to make more one day :D
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Post by: Tiruin on July 04, 2012, 07:00:41 pm
Can't... Breathe...Those arms...
Their accuracy...
Impeccable taste in art. :D
Edit: GAH!
Welcome to Bay12 Raziel, and all those Escaped Lunatics out there!
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on July 04, 2012, 07:08:50 pm
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Post by: Yoink on July 04, 2012, 08:56:49 pm
Ok, I finally got around to playing this. My conclusion is that it's awesome.Oh gods, that was so funny! I cracked up. The poor kitten's facial expressions, eheheh. :P
Post by: Joben on July 04, 2012, 10:51:23 pm
I love the interpretation of missing strikes, it's not epic dodging parrying and sportsmanship....it's three guys standing in a circle waving their arms like one of those flailing arm inflatable tube men.
Post by: Jacob/Lee on July 05, 2012, 12:32:10 am
Post by: Logrin on July 05, 2012, 02:42:14 am
Let me express how awesome that was, and how awesome dwarf fortress is in four seconds...
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Post by: miauw62 on July 05, 2012, 03:27:17 am
Ahem...Needs more slaughter.
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Post by: Headhanger on July 05, 2012, 04:30:54 am
What program did you use to make the animations?
Logrin... where was the electric guitar?
Post by: Raziel on July 05, 2012, 07:35:19 am
If I find something funny enough I might do another one. I'm not sure if it will be as long since that probably took about 12 hours to do.
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Post by: Headhanger on July 05, 2012, 09:12:49 am
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He's just so BOSS. Who wouldn't want to draw him?
Should probably have put him in an action pose - flames, explosions, dinosaurs, lightning bolts, drum kits... you know, standard stuff, but hey.
Edit: AAARRGGHH I forgot his cape!
Post by: Logrin on July 05, 2012, 12:08:23 pm
Post by: Shook on July 06, 2012, 08:29:22 pm
@Raziel: Ahaha oh god,
In other news, HAMSTONE DISAPPROVES OF BLASPHEMERS
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OSCILLATION ROCKS
i wonder if it's possible to have Hamstone as a god in DF with [SPHERE:HAM]
I mean we've proven it possible to have a Hamstone adventurer, so why not as a dorfen god? :U (discounting the fact that we can't really mod gods per sé)
Post by: saltmummy626 on July 07, 2012, 02:17:26 am
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goddamn elves...
Post by: Ironlion on July 07, 2012, 02:26:00 am
Even though this post is from 2009, I still find it highly amusing. I wonder: Did he used to be an adventurer like you, before he took...
(http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr40/Noctis888/diemotherfucker.jpg)
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on July 07, 2012, 02:34:20 am
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Post by: Siquo on July 07, 2012, 04:22:34 am
In other news, HAMSTONE DISAPPROVES OF BLASPHEMERSI've been playing Rock Of Ages for a few days now, and like to pretend I'm Hamstone. :)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I mean we've proven it possible to have a Hamstone adventurer, so why not as a dorfen god? :U (discounting the fact that we can't really mod gods per sé)
Post by: WillowLuman on July 08, 2012, 01:42:04 am
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Damnit, forgot to shade the adventurer!
Post by: Scott Cee on July 08, 2012, 07:31:22 am
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Post by: Scott Cee on July 08, 2012, 09:15:59 am
It is my intention to end every 'strip' I do with a more detailed panel like that, and I'm working on another one right now.
I decided to give the stickmans different heads and speaking fonts so it's easier to tell them apart, but a lot of mohawks are turning up anyway, even on the dogs - which were hyenas really.
The stone bouncing off the guy's helmet really happened, but the dworf lopping off his head afterwards... didn't, and I was ignominiously slain.
All future (mis)adventures will feature the guy with the brush helmet because it is distinctive, even though he is really dead. Really, really dead.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 08, 2012, 01:08:47 pm
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Post by: bukitodinos on July 08, 2012, 02:37:54 pm
Kobold shooting wolves.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Damnit, forgot to shade the adventurer!
your kobalds are terrifying
Post by: Zale on July 08, 2012, 03:47:14 pm
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I've decided that my character will be very greedy.
She shall take anything that's not nailed down.
And then take the nailed down stuff too.
Post by: Gizogin on July 08, 2012, 04:19:58 pm
Okay, maybe I don't actually steal things.
Post by: Scott Cee on July 08, 2012, 04:41:44 pm
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Post by: Zale on July 08, 2012, 05:10:02 pm
I personally try to steal everything that isn't nailed down or on fire. Or too heavily guarded. Or in a store.
Okay, maybe I don't actually steal things.
It's not really stealing if there's no one left to claim it.
Of course, there's no one left because I killed them all, but let's not quibble about little details.
Post by: Scott Cee on July 09, 2012, 01:02:55 am
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Real dwarfs wear shorts.
I found it unbelieveably difficult to draw stick animals.
Did you know that the elephant is the only four-legged animal whose knees all point the same way?
Post by: WillowLuman on July 09, 2012, 01:17:21 am
your kobalds are terrifyingHe's just wearing a horse-skull. But I guess that he's still terrifying for what he does for a living.
Zale, it doesn't count as nailed down if it can be pried loose :D
Rokor, god of rocks also decrees that all animals must die. That's why humans go after them too.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Real dwarfs wear shorts.
I found it unbelieveably difficult to draw stick animals.
Did you know that the elephant is the only four-legged animal whose knees all point the same way?
Seriously, companions in adventure mode do not understand this concept of "Stealth"
Post by: adasdad on July 09, 2012, 01:27:21 am
Once, while continuing my reign of terror, I came upon a high priest who promptly advised me to prepare to die. Finding this to be mildly amusing I Caught hold of the arm he was trying to punch me with and shattered every joint in it. Still undetered he continued his assult on me, prompting me to gouge out both of his eyes as well as hack off his one good arm. Satisfied that he was no longer a threat, I moved on.lodging it in his knee.
Later, as I fought a spearman, I noticed he was running right for me, somehow sensing where I was despite his lack of occular orbs. Finding this to be mildly amusing I wrestled the spear away from my opponent and hurled it at the priest. It impaled his chest and lodged in the wound, causing him to pass out. Just to be sure of his demise this time, I hurled an arrow at him, lodging it in his knee.
lodging it in his knee.
lodging it in his knee.
peicewise, you meme-based Nostradamus you.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 09, 2012, 01:30:02 am
But seriously, I'd prefer the other phrase of "I used to be the best damn soldier in this army, until I took a sword through my chest."
Post by: Ironlion on July 09, 2012, 02:44:11 am
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And then I learned that you needed to be at least an adept. Now if only some companions also knew this...
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My Human bowman had just got his motor nerve severed on I think his right leg, against the pikeman chieftain. I made a desperate shot, and it was a solid hit in the gut. The dude tried to run away, but I shot him again, which made him pass out in pain. Using my dagger, I killed him.
Post by: Headhanger on July 09, 2012, 03:55:14 am
I like the style, especially the wolf. And the skull-helmet makes me think of Cubone :).Spoiler (click to show/hide)
PICTURESPICTURESPICTURESPICTURESPICTURESPICTURESPICTURESPICTURESThese made me laugh; especially I am an elf's ricochet shot and your dwarf companion's sudden reappearance*.
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*Is that even a real word?
Post by: EmperorJon on July 09, 2012, 05:06:01 am
Once, while continuing my reign of terror, I came upon a high priest who promptly advised me to prepare to die. Finding this to be mildly amusing I Caught hold of the arm he was trying to punch me with and shattered every joint in it. Still undetered he continued his assult on me, prompting me to gouge out both of his eyes as well as hack off his one good arm. Satisfied that he was no longer a threat, I moved on.lodging it in his knee.
Later, as I fought a spearman, I noticed he was running right for me, somehow sensing where I was despite his lack of occular orbs. Finding this to be mildly amusing I wrestled the spear away from my opponent and hurled it at the priest. It impaled his chest and lodged in the wound, causing him to pass out. Just to be sure of his demise this time, I hurled an arrow at him, lodging it in his knee.
lodging it in his knee.
lodging it in his knee.
peicewise, you meme-based Nostradamus you.
He used to predict the future of internet memes.
But then...
I can't even finish it!
Post by: Scott Cee on July 09, 2012, 07:13:31 am
These made me laugh; especially I am an elf's ricochet shot and your dwarf companion's sudden reappearance*.Yes. Yes it is.
*Is that even a real word?
Also, thanks.
I have to play more of my Misadventurer to get more... 'plots'.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 09, 2012, 01:32:53 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/OMnLN.jpg?1)It looks like he's doing a baseball slide across the grass while shooting :D
My Human bowman had just got his motor nerve severed on I think his right leg, against the pikeman chieftain. I made a desperate shot, and it was a solid hit in the gut. The dude tried to run away, but I shot him again, which made him pass out in pain. Using my dagger, I killed him.
Post by: Scott Cee on July 09, 2012, 06:21:12 pm
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Post by: Yoink on July 09, 2012, 06:51:55 pm
Also, "I am an elf." And his expression, like, that explains it all. :P
Post by: wsoxfan on July 09, 2012, 06:59:53 pm
Post by: Xantalos on July 09, 2012, 11:15:47 pm
I have another request. I was dueling a Minotaur, when I blacked out due to a knee, ankle, and elbow being snapped. However, before I blacked out I threw a sword. When I woke up, I found the Minotaur dead, with the sword being the reason why, but I have no idea who had the killing blow. So as far as I know, a dwarf was walking by, caught my sword in midair, and cut the minotaur's head in two. Feel free to draw your own conclusions as to who had the killing blow.Hamstone.
Post by: wsoxfan on July 09, 2012, 11:24:07 pm
*thinks about it for a second* that has to be it. Nothing else can rain death from above like him (her? it?)I have another request. I was dueling a Minotaur, when I blacked out due to a knee, ankle, and elbow being snapped. However, before I blacked out I threw a sword. When I woke up, I found the Minotaur dead, with the sword being the reason why, but I have no idea who had the killing blow. So as far as I know, a dwarf was walking by, caught my sword in midair, and cut the minotaur's head in two. Feel free to draw your own conclusions as to who had the killing blow.Hamstone.
Post by: MadocComadrin on July 09, 2012, 11:51:10 pm
Post by: darkrider2 on July 10, 2012, 12:23:50 am
What obviously happened is the sword was lodged directly in the top of the minotaur's head, but hadn't yet torn the brain. Having pit on your efforts, Hamstone came down and hammered that sword through the brain, torso, heart, and out through the...lower torso.
Ah, the spinal highway.
Post by: Reudh on July 10, 2012, 12:53:14 am
(http://i.imgur.com/n5gYJ.png)
"Sounds like he pulled out a bit more than just water."
Post by: Tsukana on July 10, 2012, 04:26:50 am
Would someone be able to draw this?
(http://i.imgur.com/n5gYJ.png)
"Sounds like he pulled out a bit more than just water."
Nevermind beings being able to throw water with lethal effect, the idea that specific molecules from a thrown (wad?) Of water can be drawn out of a body is terrifying enough.
Post by: Tiruin on July 10, 2012, 08:08:57 am
Two words:Would someone be able to draw this?
(http://i.imgur.com/n5gYJ.png)
"Sounds like he pulled out a bit more than just water."
Nevermind beings being able to throw water with lethal effect, the idea that specific molecules from a thrown (wad?) Of water can be drawn out of a body is terrifying enough.
Blood Clotting. :P
Post by: Joben on July 10, 2012, 10:43:25 am
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 10, 2012, 11:28:57 am
I wonder if getting vampire blood laced water lodged in your body transmits vampirism.We obviously need to start doing some dwarven science, here. Violent, water-transmitted vampirism may be the funnest way to become a vampire to date.
Post by: miauw62 on July 10, 2012, 12:27:14 pm
You could throw vampire blood at companions, and then swim across the river!
(except for the fact that they would be hostile to you)
Post by: WillowLuman on July 10, 2012, 12:39:03 pm
Waterbending, waterbending everywhere.Would someone be able to draw this?
(http://i.imgur.com/n5gYJ.png)
"Sounds like he pulled out a bit more than just water."
Nevermind beings being able to throw water with lethal effect, the idea that specific molecules from a thrown (wad?) Of water can be drawn out of a body is terrifying enough.
Post by: Headhanger on July 10, 2012, 12:48:04 pm
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I apologise for the corrupted colouration, but IMGUR seems bent on reducing the image quality despite it being well-under the maximum file size of 1Mb.
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Post by: WillowLuman on July 10, 2012, 12:53:38 pm
Post by: ShoesandHats on July 10, 2012, 01:12:02 pm
Would someone be able to draw this?
(http://i.imgur.com/n5gYJ.png)
"Sounds like he pulled out a bit more than just water."
(http://tnypic.net/b93a0.png)
"Bogeyman has suffocated."
Post by: miauw62 on July 10, 2012, 01:25:11 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on July 10, 2012, 03:08:43 pm
How long does it take an adventurer to die of infection?
I think infection rates are pretty randomized, anyway, so there's no telling really. Some fortress mode dwarves will last years with an infection and finally succumb, or it will magically disappear and they'll live to meet another fate. Others will be dead in a week tops.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 10, 2012, 03:17:12 pm
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Post by: Corai on July 10, 2012, 03:23:25 pm
Trying to picture what bogeymen look like. One of a diverse group that I encountered lately was described as an eyeless emaciated humanoid with cracked grey skin. Sounds pretty horrible.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I didnt need sleep anyway.
Post by: Scott Cee on July 10, 2012, 03:57:53 pm
Trying to picture what bogeymen look like.Giger, Poe and Lovecraft would be proud.
I... I, like Corai, am going to curl into a ball and never go to sleep ever again.
That's when they get you, when you're sleeping.
Post by: Eric Blank on July 10, 2012, 04:07:05 pm
No, really, that thing is terrifying. Great artwork, but terrifying.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 10, 2012, 04:41:20 pm
Post by: Xantalos on July 10, 2012, 04:45:10 pm
Post by: Logrin on July 10, 2012, 04:48:17 pm
Great stuff HugoLuman
Post by: Nega on July 10, 2012, 04:52:10 pm
Is it just me or do all my pictures wind up creepy?There's only one way to find out...Quick! Draw a Chao or Kirby or something cute!
Post by: Eric Blank on July 10, 2012, 04:52:55 pm
Thanks, I guess. Is it just me or do all my pictures wind up creepy?
The one with the auroras was pretty damn cool, but not creepy.
Post by: Tiruin on July 10, 2012, 04:54:37 pm
Trying to picture what bogeymen look like. One of a diverse group that I encountered lately was described as an eyeless emaciated humanoid with cracked grey skin. Sounds pretty horrible.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Think happy thoughts...Forgotten beasts...
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Post by: WillowLuman on July 10, 2012, 04:56:42 pm
What makes it better is knowing that thing would be roughly child-sized and hurling viscious insults!It's kind of hard to see, but it is smiling. I picture it growling something like "your life meant nothing"
Hmm, what FB's to draw. Many of them I've found sound pretty ridiculous, but night trolls on the other hand...
Post by: Logrin on July 10, 2012, 04:58:07 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on July 10, 2012, 04:59:33 pm
Post by: Headhanger on July 10, 2012, 05:03:25 pm
Hmm, what FB's to draw. Many of them I've found sound pretty ridiculous, but night trolls on the other hand...Take your Forgotten Beasts here (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=76346.0). Also, I'm loving the bogeyman. Very creepy.
Also, Headhanger. Bonus points for the "Niaive Farmer Noogie"Maybe drawing Boss Knight fan-art has affected me :P
Yes. Also that Fb... wtf? I lol'dYou never know what you'll run into in the underworld! :D
Post by: Scott Cee on July 10, 2012, 05:38:08 pm
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... didn't really lend itself to some amusing observation.
The actual quest was worse, because the night crone thing had a night groom and night kiddie, which I also killed.
I would feel even worse about it if the little bastard hadn't managed to cripple my guy in his hand.
Post by: Replica on July 10, 2012, 07:58:17 pm
Trying to picture what bogeymen look like. One of a diverse group that I encountered lately was described as an eyeless emaciated humanoid with cracked grey skin. Sounds pretty horrible.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Looks like the nightmares from FEAR.
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081004135829/fear/images/3/38/Nightmare.jpg)
Post by: Headhanger on July 11, 2012, 10:24:52 am
I love how the night troll just seems put out at all the work it had to do.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Not being able to blink must be hard on the ol' eyeballs - I like that you've accounted for this :)
Post by: Yoink on July 11, 2012, 11:22:04 am
Scott Cee's comics are swiftly becoming favourites of mine, too! Why does the phrase 'I am an elf' make me laugh so hard, anyway? ??? I need to learn to draw decently with my tablet, then I can also contribute to this thread. *sigh*
Post by: WellBredMutt on July 11, 2012, 12:41:48 pm
oh godSpoiler (click to show/hide)
oh god can't breath
I'm laughing like the offspring of Ace Ventura and Johnny Depp on speed
Post by: Scott Cee on July 11, 2012, 03:53:40 pm
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This should be the start of an actual story arc. I will eventually have to think of names beyond Man, Elf and Dwarf for the characters.
I am open to suggestions.
The set-up owes a little to a Flaming Lips song I forget the title of just now.
Also, I know it's only a little stickman, but the zombie directly under the M in from is my favourite.
Post by: Replica on July 11, 2012, 04:52:27 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on July 11, 2012, 05:14:45 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on July 11, 2012, 05:47:57 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on July 11, 2012, 05:59:08 pm
Fought a troglodyte described as having a hooked nose, imagined something like this:
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Post by: Scott Cee on July 11, 2012, 07:23:51 pm
Remember, unless that's a different elf, she won't have any more arrows. She's now a legendary+5 swordsman with the bow.Creative and artistic license, man.
My own character didn't come back from the future to tell himself how he died/will die, so that he won't be so bloody stupid next/this time. But I can't think of another way to present savescumming.
Also, future Man is a badass. Future Elf is a badass too, and wears a lot less than present Elf (for some unfathomable reason 8)). Also, the more I look at it, the more she looks like a double amputee. Her hands are just clasped behind her back.
I'm no good at drawing lady hips, lady butts and lady legs, though.
It's debateable if I'm any good at drawing anything. Self-deprecation +1.
@Hugo - I can honestly say I've never <l>ooked at a trog, so I dunno if they all have hooked noses.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 11, 2012, 07:27:55 pm
Post by: Lich180 on July 11, 2012, 09:28:13 pm
Anyways, I was adventuring and (finally) got a quest to kill a Hill Titan. This is as I snuck up on it.
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MSPaint GO! On another note, what else is there I could use? Paint is great, but its a little limiting for me.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 11, 2012, 09:33:00 pm
'nuff said.
Post by: Gizogin on July 11, 2012, 09:48:30 pm
Post by: Headhanger on July 12, 2012, 02:21:59 am
I always have the voice of Eomer from The Two Towers in my head demanding to know what "an elf, a man, and a dwarf" are doing in the Riddermark.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This should be the start of an actual story arc. I will eventually have to think of names beyond Man, Elf and Dwarf for the characters.
MSPaint GO! On another note, what else is there I could use? Paint is great, but its a little limiting for me.The GIMP is a good one to try. You can also get a free trial of Paint Tool SAI for thirty days, but it doesn't support text or layer blending to the extent that GIMP does.
Fought a troglodyte described as having a hooked nose, imagined something like this:I don't know the term for the style you're using, but it's pretty rad'.EwwSpoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm no good at drawing lady hips, lady butts and lady legs, though.Tell me about it. Why do they have to be so damned subtle and difficult to draw!?
Post by: miauw62 on July 12, 2012, 03:06:48 am
It simply confuses me, i cant even put a few pictures togheter in a derpy way. All i managed to do was my avatar, and barely.
Post by: TubaDragoness on July 12, 2012, 03:24:23 am
Also you all are amazing. Carry on.
Post by: bombzero on July 12, 2012, 03:50:20 am
Post by: PlutoniumApe on July 12, 2012, 03:51:23 am
Is it the stickzombie with the "+" face? It's adorable!
Fought a troglodyte described as having a hooked nose, imagined something like this:EwwSpoiler (click to show/hide)
HugoLuman, that's amazing! So simple and yet so powerful! Nice stuff :D
Post by: Slayerhero90 on July 12, 2012, 12:48:49 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on July 12, 2012, 01:31:57 pm
Thanks! And looking at your avatar, looks like a similar style :DIs it the stickzombie with the "+" face? It's adorable!
Fought a troglodyte described as having a hooked nose, imagined something like this:EwwSpoiler (click to show/hide)
HugoLuman, that's amazing! So simple and yet so powerful! Nice stuff :D
Simplicity is fun
Post by: Kay on July 12, 2012, 07:30:33 pm
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Post by: Xheia on July 12, 2012, 07:59:46 pm
Oh boy it's another biggie.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I apologise for the corrupted colouration, but IMGUR seems bent on reducing the image quality despite it being well-under the maximum file size of 1Mb.Spoiler: Not the comic (click to show/hide)
Someone else noticed the pokemon right?
What do you have against slowbros, man?
Post by: DG on July 12, 2012, 09:10:28 pm
True story!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Everyone is innocent until proven guilty! :)
Post by: Headhanger on July 13, 2012, 03:56:35 am
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What the hell happened to his hat in the last panel?
Post by: Xantalos on July 13, 2012, 04:01:38 am
Post by: miauw62 on July 13, 2012, 04:20:28 am
Old English runes, am i right?
Post by: Headhanger on July 13, 2012, 06:05:50 am
The words engraved on the tablet are, and I quote, "the secrets of life and death". So the secrets of life and death are "the secrets of life and death". :oClose, but not quite. I'd be impressed if anyone can read them.
Old English runes, am i right?They're (roughly) Futhark runes ;) used by Scandinavians and Anglo-Saxons (so, yes, these runes or runes very similar to them would have been used for Old English) before they adopted the Latin alphabet.
Post by: PlutoniumApe on July 13, 2012, 06:15:05 am
The words engraved on the tablet are, and I quote, "the secrets of life and death". So the secrets of life and death are "the secrets of life and death". :o
The secret has been within you the whole time!
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What the hell happened to his hat in the last panel?
Last panel is perfect! :D
Post by: Yendor on July 13, 2012, 02:50:37 pm
The words engraved on the tablet are, and I quote, "the secrets of life and death". So the secrets of life and death are "the secrets of life and death". :oClose, but not quite. I'd be impressed if anyone can read them.Old English runes, am i right?They're (roughly) Futhark runes ;) used by Scandinavians and Anglo-Saxons (so, yes, these runes or runes very similar to them would have been used for Old English) before they adopted the Latin alphabet.
*fishes out copy of The Hobbit*
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Post by: Joben on July 13, 2012, 02:57:43 pm
The words engraved on the tablet are, and I quote, "the secrets of life and death". So the secrets of life and death are "the secrets of life and death". :o
George Burns: "Say goodnight Gracie"
Gracie Allen: "Goodnight Gracie"
Post by: Headhanger on July 13, 2012, 03:11:31 pm
Ten points to you, sir.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Facekillz058 on July 13, 2012, 04:59:11 pm
Bonus.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
What the hell happened to his hat in the last panel?
Why do i seem to remember seeing Rune similar to that in like, three different games?
Too Human, Skyrim... Im sure ive seen them in a third game.
Post by: Slayerhero90 on July 13, 2012, 05:11:42 pm
Bonus.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
What the hell happened to his hat in the last panel?
Why do i seem to remember seeing Rune similar to that in like, three different games?
Too Human, Skyrim... Im sure ive seen them in a third game.
Last I checked, none of those runes are in Skyrim. Skyrim's Draconic looks somewhat like this: .l. :/. \'' /'l
Post by: Eric Blank on July 13, 2012, 05:19:30 pm
Bonus.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
What the hell happened to his hat in the last panel?
Why do i seem to remember seeing Rune similar to that in like, three different games?
Too Human, Skyrim... Im sure ive seen them in a third game.
Last I checked, none of those runes are in Skyrim. Skyrim's Draconic looks somewhat like this: .l. :/. \'' /'l
Well not as the draconic language, but there's a ton of them. He may have spotted them somewhere else, maybe even in a mod.
That being said, I don't recall finding them anywhere in Skyrim, either, and I've made it my mission to see everything.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 13, 2012, 06:00:33 pm
Post by: Reudh on July 13, 2012, 06:10:13 pm
Just looks like old norse or saxxon runes to me.
Aye, that looks like fuþark to me.
Post by: Tiruin on July 13, 2012, 06:12:15 pm
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What the hell happened to his hat in the last panel?
Why do i seem to remember seeing Rune similar to that in like, three different games?
Too Human, Skyrim... Im sure ive seen them in a third game.
Last I checked, none of those runes are in Skyrim. Skyrim's Draconic looks somewhat like this: .l. :/. \'' /'l
Well not as the draconic language, but there's a ton of them. He may have spotted them somewhere else, maybe even in a mod.
That being said, I don't recall finding them anywhere in Skyrim, either, and I've made it my mission to see everything.
Well, if you all need a translation...
(http://www.crystalinks.com/futhark.gif)
They are Futhark runes. ((Reudh strikes again! And his name is pronounced 'Ruth' :P)) Not in Skyrim.
You want proof? Click me! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runes#Elder_Futhark_.282nd_to_8th_c..29)
I actually jumped with joy upon seeing that pic, recognizing it instantly :))
Post by: WillowLuman on July 13, 2012, 06:25:58 pm
Bonus."Up Down Left Right A Start" ?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
What the hell happened to his hat in the last panel?
I see what you did there :)
Post by: Reudh on July 13, 2012, 06:30:27 pm
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/40/Runic_letter_raido.svg/12px-Runic_letter_raido.svg.png)(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c2/Runic_letter_ehwaz.svg/14px-Runic_letter_ehwaz.svg.png)(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/Runic_letter_uruz.svg/14px-Runic_letter_uruz.svg.png)(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/86/Runic_letter_thurisaz.svg/12px-Runic_letter_thurisaz.svg.png)
That's Raido for R, Ehwaz for E, Uruz for U, Thurisaz / Thorn for DH/TH.
Post by: Headhanger on July 14, 2012, 09:29:59 am
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...but I checked Legends Mode, and Gopet was a female deity. This Gopet is clearly male.
I would have been taken in, too, if not for my adventurer's extensive knowledge of reptilian physiology.
I was going to put more detail (i.e. shading) into this, but the muscles and tendons took so long to draw that I lost interest by the time I got around to the colouring stage.
Post by: Zale on July 14, 2012, 11:45:09 am
Awesome work Headbanger.
Post by: miauw62 on July 14, 2012, 12:53:39 pm
Wow.I approve of this misspelling.
Awesome work Headbanger.
Post by: darkrider2 on July 14, 2012, 02:39:42 pm
Me too. Name your next adventurer headbanger.Wow.I approve of this misspelling.
Awesome work Headbanger.
Post by: Headhanger on July 14, 2012, 02:59:42 pm
I'm looking at you, Zale. I'm not angry. I'm just... disappointed :P
Post by: Zale on July 14, 2012, 03:45:45 pm
Well, not really. I'll try to keep that in mind.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 14, 2012, 03:51:18 pm
Random dwarf, just put a caption :D I was trying for martial trance, but he looks a little too calm to be in battle, even in a trance.
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Post by: Caprealis on July 14, 2012, 04:52:16 pm
I've never been anywhere that people don't think Hugo is my real name :D
Random dwarf, just put a caption :D I was trying for martial trance, but he looks a little too calm to be in battle, even in a trance.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Engraved on the wall is a masterwork image of Urist by Urist
Post by: DrKillPatient on July 14, 2012, 06:22:52 pm
Post by: Askot Bokbondeler on July 14, 2012, 08:21:00 pm
Post by: miauw62 on July 15, 2012, 08:22:45 am
Badass adventurer arrives in town trough deserted streets, he enters the castle and accuses the vampire lawgiver.
The vampire lawgiver does not give a fuck. The adventurer starts to pucnh the lawgiver and the lawgiver just goes on with normal buisness (think "would you like a cup of tea?")
Post by: WillowLuman on July 15, 2012, 10:35:51 am
Post by: miauw62 on July 15, 2012, 10:38:17 am
I killed some guards afterwards, and THEN they became hostile to me.
Post by: Logrin on July 15, 2012, 11:36:16 am
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Post by: Eric Blank on July 15, 2012, 12:03:03 pm
Post by: Headhanger on July 15, 2012, 02:50:26 pm
Not really DF but check out this bronze age centaurLove it! The helmet, the jousting lance, the horsey-bits (I always find horses tough to draw - I dread drawing the day we have mounted combat in Adventurer Mode). Are those javelins?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Logrin on July 15, 2012, 06:06:54 pm
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And we both have rainbow bones, apparently
Post by: Shook on July 15, 2012, 06:12:03 pm
also i'm in Iceland so i can't draw any comics at the moment
Post by: Logrin on July 15, 2012, 06:13:14 pm
Post by: Shook on July 15, 2012, 07:35:32 pm
Oh well, tuff luck for me. Y'all seem to be managing though, I find myself grandly entertained!
also props to the ones who catch all the puns
Post by: Eric Blank on July 15, 2012, 08:42:32 pm
Not so much laws as it is Eyjafjallajokull clouding my doodling vibes with its fat ash. :c
Oh well, tuff luck for me. Y'all seem to be managing though, I find myself grandly entertained!
also props to the ones who catch all the puns
I caught 3. 4 if "vibes" implies that earthquakes keep ruining your drawings by making you scribble all over the place.
Geology is fun!
Post by: Headhanger on July 16, 2012, 02:38:20 am
The javiline he's holding turned out a little wonky, but yes. As for drawing a horse it's actually more like drawing a person than you'd expect. Their bone structure is eerily similar to a man hunched over on his toes and finger tips, almost but not quite crawling.That is one of the most esoteric things I have ever seen on the Internet.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And we both have rainbow bones, apparently
...i'm in Iceland so i can't draw any comics at the momentApparently Iceland has very little woodland, so a paper shortage would also be detrimental to your drawing efforts (ignoring that you draw digitally)!
Post by: miauw62 on July 16, 2012, 02:42:36 am
Post by: Monk321654 on July 16, 2012, 02:56:34 am
That must be where their power comes from.
Post by: WellBredMutt on July 16, 2012, 09:33:54 am
Not so much laws as it is Eyjafjallajokull clouding my doodling vibes with its fat ash. :c
Oh well, tuff luck for me. Y'all seem to be managing though, I find myself grandly entertained!
also props to the ones who catch all the puns
Tuff... haaaaa. I see what just happened here.
Post by: bukitodinos on July 16, 2012, 10:02:56 am
draw it please.
Post by: Facekillz058 on July 16, 2012, 04:06:24 pm
Okay, heres my character info
https://www.dropbox.com/s/s5xpol8vrjkx88m/Amazing.PNG
And, if someone does decide to draw him, he has to be stabbing a crab in ALL of its legs without being detected. I was using a large copper dagger at the time this happened.
If anyone would draw that, that would be fantastic.
Though I do enjoy Headbangers art style... ;D
Oh, an he's wear just about leather everything. With ropereed stuff under it.
Post by: Svarte Troner on July 16, 2012, 04:18:54 pm
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Post by: WillowLuman on July 16, 2012, 04:44:31 pm
Post by: Replica on July 16, 2012, 04:53:52 pm
Kobold adventurers; sneak or die.
Melee = Death
Post by: Tiruin on July 16, 2012, 04:55:56 pm
Poor admiration for wildlife, everything wants to kill you. Eh, kobold?Spoiler: Shitty talentless "art" (click to show/hide)
Loved the art!
Post by: Maxmurder on July 16, 2012, 05:22:20 pm
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Post by: linx09 on July 16, 2012, 11:44:45 pm
I am a terrible artist so here is the short, simple story.
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I would love to see this illustrated but I don't mind if it doesn't.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 16, 2012, 11:50:08 pm
Post by: Replica on July 17, 2012, 12:08:21 am
Suddenly, requests!
Hundreds of them!
Post by: Askot Bokbondeler on July 17, 2012, 03:55:37 am
Here is some DF inspired pixel art. They are pretty small and best viewed zoomed way in.this thread is more for specific episodes and scenes from adventure mode. you want the fan art thread and the engravers guildSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Scott Cee on July 17, 2012, 03:18:05 pm
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The net says Zombie Volleyball on it.
Post by: Headhanger on July 17, 2012, 03:38:43 pm
"Youuu rannnnng...?"Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Anyone? Anyone?
Post by: Logrin on July 17, 2012, 03:41:48 pm
Also, more unrelated material to tide you over while I brainstorm up a new DF inspired comic.
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Post by: wsoxfan on July 17, 2012, 05:51:18 pm
Adams family. My family owns the whole collection of it."Youuu rannnnng...?"Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Anyone? Anyone?
Post by: Facekillz058 on July 17, 2012, 08:41:33 pm
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Post by: Replica on July 17, 2012, 09:39:18 pm
Logrin, if you need something interesting, and somewhat animal abusive to draw:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
How does one dismember someones nose by stabbing them in the face?
Post by: WillowLuman on July 17, 2012, 09:40:25 pm
Stabbing vertically?Logrin, if you need something interesting, and somewhat animal abusive to draw:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
How does one dismember someones nose by stabbing them in the face?
Post by: Haspen on July 18, 2012, 02:35:12 am
Spearhead actually resembles something of a leaf (in most cases). If the spearhead is flat and sharp enough, and you trust from the side with enough strength, slicing of small body parts might happen quite easily.
Post by: Xantalos on July 18, 2012, 03:41:01 am
Post by: Wrex on July 18, 2012, 04:19:11 am
It was, for lack of a better term, a massacre. The Warlord, who happened to be a master of the crossbow, sent his lackeys after us in an effort to delay our charge long enough for him to turn us into pincushions. The axeman got it in the leg, and fought valiantly against a trio of macemen, but was finally overhwlemed after they snapped every bone in his lower body, but he gave as good as he got, and gave them all massive bleeding wounds before perishing. The Spearmen fought bravely with a single lasher, but the strength of armok himself was with him, and he defeated both of my loyal meat sheilds before subcuming to a terminal case of thrown sock. The Warlord then promptly shot me in the chest, puncturing both lungs. Calmly, I withdrew the bolt and slung it back at him, striking him square in the heart.
He stared back, dumbfounded, as his deliscious lifeblood dripped from his veins, and he collapsed in a muddled heap on the floor.
Asmur Togirkamal, you shall be forever remembered. You were very...tasty.
Post by: NewsMuffin on July 19, 2012, 01:19:48 am
Does an arm count as small? Or a head?If the blade of the spear is wide enough, yes, you could feasibly remove a limb if you thrust hard enough.
Post by: bombzero on July 19, 2012, 01:30:31 am
Does an arm count as small? Or a head?If the blade of the spear is wide enough, yes, you could feasibly remove a limb if you thrust hard enough.
see, the answer is quite simple.
ever wonder why dwarves don't have shovels despite being a digging centric race? well they do, they just call them spears and like to stab things with them instead of dig with them.
Post by: Headhanger on July 19, 2012, 01:56:47 am
"All we have are pistols and rifles. What do you want us to do, shoot you a grave?"Does an arm count as small? Or a head?If the blade of the spear is wide enough, yes, you could feasibly remove a limb if you thrust hard enough.
see, the answer is quite simple.
ever wonder why dwarves don't have shovels despite being a digging centric race? well they do, they just call them spears and like to stab things with them instead of dig with them.
Ten points to anyone who recognises it.
Post by: bombzero on July 19, 2012, 02:00:55 am
"All we have are pistols and rifles. What do you want us to do, shoot you a grave?"Does an arm count as small? Or a head?If the blade of the spear is wide enough, yes, you could feasibly remove a limb if you thrust hard enough.
see, the answer is quite simple.
ever wonder why dwarves don't have shovels despite being a digging centric race? well they do, they just call them spears and like to stab things with them instead of dig with them.
Ten points to anyone who recognises it.
I feel like I should know this one, I swear I have heard it at some point.
Post by: Replica on July 19, 2012, 02:07:49 am
From the front.
Post by: Facekillz058 on July 19, 2012, 06:14:37 am
You shoulda seen all the teeth when i managed to do this with three boars without being detected.
But yeah, i find it a nice change of pace to carve up a boar while its still alive, its more action packed than normal combat.
Post by: Reudh on July 19, 2012, 06:35:12 am
Honestly, i don't know how i managed it, i was just training Wrestling and decided to see what I could cut off without killing it.
You shoulda seen all the teeth when i managed to do this with three boars without being detected.
But yeah, i find it a nice change of pace to carve up a boar while its still alive, its more action packed than normal combat.
Who cuts up their meat after it's dead? I "PRECARVE" my roast pork.
Post by: Broseph Stalin on July 19, 2012, 07:59:05 am
Red Vs Blue"All we have are pistols and rifles. What do you want us to do, shoot you a grave?"Does an arm count as small? Or a head?If the blade of the spear is wide enough, yes, you could feasibly remove a limb if you thrust hard enough.
see, the answer is quite simple.
ever wonder why dwarves don't have shovels despite being a digging centric race? well they do, they just call them spears and like to stab things with them instead of dig with them.
Ten points to anyone who recognises it.
Post by: BCPowers on July 19, 2012, 01:50:56 pm
"All we have are pistols and rifles. What do you want us to do, shoot you a grave?"Does an arm count as small? Or a head?If the blade of the spear is wide enough, yes, you could feasibly remove a limb if you thrust hard enough.
see, the answer is quite simple.
ever wonder why dwarves don't have shovels despite being a digging centric race? well they do, they just call them spears and like to stab things with them instead of dig with them.
Ten points to anyone who recognises it.
"Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the joining of Tex and Church in eternalness together, speak now or forever rest in peace, with liberty and justice for all. The end."
Post by: Igfig on July 19, 2012, 04:02:34 pm
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Post by: Logrin on July 21, 2012, 11:57:51 pm
-Dwarven Physics 1
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-Dwarven Physics 2
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Post by: SeriousConcentrate on July 22, 2012, 01:07:40 am
Nice random MK3 reference there.
Post by: Reudh on July 22, 2012, 01:11:37 am
Standing up is them projecting all of themselves onto the third dimension; lying down they hide most of their body in the fourth dimension.
Thus at any time a creature may hide part of its body and have it occupy an incredibly small space in 3D.
Funny, how we have 4D manipulating creatures represented in a 3D environment which is shown to us in 2D slices and tiles.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 22, 2012, 01:52:34 am
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Post by: Sappho on July 22, 2012, 03:46:24 am
Grammatical nitpicking aside, nice comics. I like your drawing style. I've only recently been able to appreciate it, since I got a new computer with a greater possible screen resolution. On my old computer your images were far too big to be displayed in one piece and I was too lazy to open each and every one of them in a new window just to resize them. Maybe I'll have to go back and have a look at the old ones again now...
Post by: Logrin on July 22, 2012, 04:54:32 am
Post by: DwarfMeister on July 22, 2012, 07:36:42 am
(http://i50.tinypic.com/5lqtlw.jpg)
Laugh all you want.
I'd be surprised if anybody could figure out what's going on.
Post by: bombzero on July 22, 2012, 07:40:46 am
I'd be surprised if anybody could figure out what's going on.
If I am not mistaken... the creature in the first frame thought by pulling the level it would collapse the supports, but this instead opened a pit with a monster in it?
Post by: DwarfMeister on July 22, 2012, 07:50:01 am
I'd be surprised if anybody could figure out what's going on.
If I am not mistaken... the creature in the first frame thought by pulling the level it would collapse the supports, but this instead opened a pit with a monster in it?
Pretty much. Did you like my unique (Read:SHITTY) art style?
Post by: bombzero on July 22, 2012, 07:54:14 am
Pretty much. Did you like my unique (Read:SHITTY) art style?
could use some... work, but id say you have potential.
one important thing to remember, generally time = quality. If you expect to have something awesome looking in 4 minutes you are doomed, if you want something stunningly amazing you are looking at weeks.
on another note, if you are using MSpaint, find a better program, one with actually useful tools. (GIMP is decent)
Post by: Headhanger on July 22, 2012, 12:41:36 pm
Meant to have these up sooner, but summer always gives me a case of the wonks.Did you ever knooow that you're my heeeerooo?
-Dwarven Physics 1Spoiler (click to show/hide)
-Dwarven Physics 2Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And everythiiing I would like to beeeee?
It's simple, you see. All creatures are actually two dimensional, their plane twisting like a piece of paper to acommidate 3-dimensional movement, yet always transverse to the plane of the ground while standing. When lying down, they have no height, and thus can infinitely fit together.Gorramit! I was going to draw this but you beat me to it.
No, I'm not going to draw it anyway.
Post by: Wrex on July 22, 2012, 06:36:04 pm
Post by: DwarfMeister on July 22, 2012, 11:20:48 pm
Pretty much. Did you like my unique (Read:SHITTY) art style?
could use some... work, but id say you have potential.
one important thing to remember, generally time = quality. If you expect to have something awesome looking in 4 minutes you are doomed, if you want something stunningly amazing you are looking at weeks.
on another note, if you are using MSpaint, find a better program, one with actually useful tools. (GIMP is decent)
With a mouse?
EDIT- I should probably mention that it's a right-handed mouse, but I'm left handed.
Post by: ExRedux on July 23, 2012, 02:53:26 am
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Post by: DwarfMeister on July 23, 2012, 03:47:32 am
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MAN!!! Just IMAGINE how advanced psychology would be, if time was taken out of people's busy schedules to visit this forum!!!
Post by: Xantalos on July 23, 2012, 04:12:41 am
I Just bit a hippo in the mouth, and ripped all of it's teeth out at once O-o. This is so weird, it needs to be drawn.STOP KISSING THE HIPPOS YOU HIPPY
*joking*
Post by: Mr Frog on July 23, 2012, 04:13:42 am
Not really related to adventure mode other then I had the idea while playing.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
It took me ten minutes of horrified gawking before I finally understood the joke there :V
Post by: Haspen on July 23, 2012, 04:33:35 am
Which is good :3
Post by: Slayerhero90 on July 23, 2012, 08:54:22 am
Not really related to adventure mode other then I had the idea while playing.Spoiler (click to show/hide)Reminds me of Shook's art.
Which is good :3
Yes, Shook's art is wonderfully drawn, but another good idea is to find your own drawing style. I would be putting the things I drew in Paint on here, but I am scared of image hosting services.
Post by: bombzero on July 23, 2012, 09:15:42 am
Yes, Shook's art is wonderfully drawn, but another good idea is to find your own drawing style. I would be putting the things I drew in Paint on here, but I am scared of image hosting services.
IMG.IE is free, unlimited, and doesn't watermark or restrict bandwidth.
Post by: Slayerhero90 on July 23, 2012, 09:18:13 am
Yes, Shook's art is wonderfully drawn, but another good idea is to find your own drawing style. I would be putting the things I drew in Paint on here, but I am scared of image hosting services.
IMG.IE is free, unlimited, and doesn't watermark or restrict bandwidth.
That doesn't mean I'm not scared of it. :(
Post by: bombzero on July 23, 2012, 09:34:08 am
That doesn't mean I'm not scared of it. :(
I have been using it for about a year so far, no problems at all, its fine.
alot of image hosting sites I have seen do stupid premium crap like bandwidth restrictions that delete the image if its viewed too much, IMG.IE does not.
Post by: Baron OhShi on July 23, 2012, 01:56:00 pm
Considering it was made to cater for reddit, you don't really need to worry about the site going down.
Post by: Shook on July 24, 2012, 04:43:50 pm
With a mouse?I'm a righty using a right-handed mouse (correct pairing) with my left hand (wait what), so yeah, with a mouse. :U
EDIT- I should probably mention that it's a right-handed mouse, but I'm left handed.
also skidding
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(http://i.imgur.com/NGwXV.png)
he went on to skid 5 more times
Post by: Slayerhero90 on July 24, 2012, 04:48:02 pm
With a mouse?I'm a righty using a right-handed mouse (correct pairing) with my left hand (wait what), so yeah, with a mouse. :U
EDIT- I should probably mention that it's a right-handed mouse, but I'm left handed.
also skiddingSpoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/NGwXV.png)
he went on to skid 5 more times
That was funny. How about drawings of an incompetent adventurer that manages to kill all his foes. "Oops I did not see that rock there. That poor, poor, dwarf."
Post by: Devling on July 24, 2012, 04:58:03 pm
With a mouse?I'm a righty using a right-handed mouse (correct pairing) with my left hand (wait what), so yeah, with a mouse. :U
EDIT- I should probably mention that it's a right-handed mouse, but I'm left handed.
also skiddingSpoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/NGwXV.png)
he went on to skid 5 more times
"I WILL EAT YOU EARTH NOM"
Post by: WillowLuman on July 24, 2012, 06:37:15 pm
also skiddinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOdCtALvKpkSpoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/NGwXV.png)
he went on to skid 5 more times
Post by: ExRedux on July 24, 2012, 07:04:30 pm
also skiddinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOdCtALvKpkSpoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/NGwXV.png)
he went on to skid 5 more times
lol wow, way to have the right video at the right moment.
Post by: bombzero on July 24, 2012, 07:23:13 pm
also skiddinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOdCtALvKpkSpoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/NGwXV.png)
he went on to skid 5 more times
I do believe there is only one possible response to this video.
wat.
Post by: Mageziya on July 24, 2012, 08:52:24 pm
The video of origin makes you question Mr Weebl's (The creator of the clips that were remixed.) sanity and possible drug usage even more than that does for littledeucedeuce.also skiddinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOdCtALvKpkSpoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/NGwXV.png)
he went on to skid 5 more times
I do believe there is only one possible response to this video.
wat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jwM7bDIPQ8
Post by: darkrider2 on July 24, 2012, 09:07:43 pm
Post by: CandyTophat on July 25, 2012, 07:07:09 am
(http://i.imgur.com/JPYGU.png)
Also,dented sword lineart
(http://i.imgur.com/aYEL9.png)
and a Golden-Silver blade
(http://i.imgur.com/oAmww.png)
Post by: miauw62 on July 26, 2012, 05:30:19 am
The Weebl is infamous for that kind of stuff.This.
Insanity is his trademark.
Post by: Siquo on July 26, 2012, 07:14:01 am
Oh, the memories. Of a single static (was it pinkpurple?) html page with maybe 5 weebl & bob episodes. That was about 10 years ago. GOD I IS OLD.The Weebl is infamous for that kind of stuff.This.
Insanity is his trademark.
Post by: EmperorJon on July 28, 2012, 12:01:21 pm
also skiddinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOdCtALvKpkSpoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/NGwXV.png)
he went on to skid 5 more times
Beat me to it. Was gonna link that.
Post by: slowpokez on July 31, 2012, 01:28:22 pm
Now, now. Suspension of disbelief is only broken when a peasant decapitates my steel-clad adventurer by swinging a spoon at him. I can perfectly imagine an infinite dogpile of dragons with a single kitten standing on top of them. In fact, that needs to be drawn.(http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc401/zlowpoke/catnpets.jpg)
What ever happned to Hamstone? I miss Hamstone... :-\
Post by: slowpokez on July 31, 2012, 01:31:42 pm
I Just bit a hippo in the mouth, and ripped all of it's teeth out at once O-o. This is so weird, it needs to be drawn.
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Post by: Askot Bokbondeler on July 31, 2012, 01:38:28 pm
Post by: Shook on July 31, 2012, 06:12:32 pm
What ever happned to Hamstone? I miss Hamstone... :-\(http://i.imgur.com/EthIq.png)
HAMSTONE APPROVES OF YOUR COMICS AND DRAWINGS
@HugoLuman: That is... Uncanny. Wouldn't have expected to find an animation or music so befitting of the situation on the internet. :U
Post by: Logrin on July 31, 2012, 06:25:49 pm
Also, I suggest you all prepare to be so mother-lovin' jealous!
-FAN ART!
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My devious sister strikes again thanks to the bounty of natural clay at her disposal!
Post by: Tiruin on July 31, 2012, 06:34:53 pm
Great stuff slowpokez.
Also, I suggest you all prepare to be so mother-lovin' jealous!
-FAN ART!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
My devious sister strikes again thanks to the bounty of natural clay at her disposal!
I woke up.
Awesome fanart.
Awesome recent pics.
I love Bay12 (nth time I said this. :P)
Also, you misspelled mangus, 'Magnus'? :)
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on August 01, 2012, 06:26:47 pm
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Post by: Askot Bokbondeler on August 01, 2012, 06:53:58 pm
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Post by: Eric Blank on August 01, 2012, 07:39:44 pm
Good drawing, ugly woman.
Post by: Shook on August 04, 2012, 08:05:30 pm
and now for something completely different
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it is related to this gif of a stickman slapping a dorfen noble in the face with an angry fish (http://i.imgur.com/P1vBc.gif)
Post by: Slayerhero90 on August 04, 2012, 08:07:52 pm
Well she'd make an excellent "before" picture, that's for sure. :P (major props on the drawing though, very nice!)
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it is related to this gif of a stickman slapping a dorfen noble in the face with an angry fish (http://i.imgur.com/P1vBc.gif)
You are
You're jus
Wow that's good.
Post by: Devling on August 04, 2012, 10:22:39 pm
Well she'd make an excellent "before" picture, that's for sure. :P (major props on the drawing though, very nice!)I see what you did there!
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it is related to this gif of a stickman slapping a dorfen noble in the face with an angry fish (http://i.imgur.com/P1vBc.gif)
Kind of.
If I take some drugs.
Post by: Baron OhShi on August 04, 2012, 10:49:57 pm
Well she'd make an excellent "before" picture, that's for sure. :P (major props on the drawing though, very nice!)
and now for something completely differentSpoiler (click to show/hide)
it is related to this gif of a stickman slapping a dorfen noble in the face with an angry fish (http://i.imgur.com/P1vBc.gif)
Shook, your humor, it so damn fine it blow my mind.
Post by: Rumrusher on August 05, 2012, 02:36:50 am
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder3/Bad_Trunkfix.png)
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on August 05, 2012, 07:56:33 pm
Props on the portrait btw : D
Post by: Hypo0008 on August 05, 2012, 10:14:55 pm
The epic adventures of Hypo!!!
(http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q596/Hypo0008/NewBitmapImage4.jpg)
Post by: Rumrusher on August 05, 2012, 10:30:44 pm
What's he wearing?a wolf's head.
Props on the portrait btw : D
Post by: Hypo0008 on August 06, 2012, 09:16:21 pm
I know they're short but...
(http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q596/Hypo0008/butchermi4.jpg)
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on August 07, 2012, 02:02:37 am
Post by: Eric Blank on August 07, 2012, 05:10:41 am
Post by: MadocComadrin on August 07, 2012, 01:11:58 pm
This:I get the image that she kicked him in the face after wall-running up his body, using her grip on the weapons as an axle of sorts. XDSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Hypo0008 on August 07, 2012, 09:24:57 pm
(http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q596/Hypo0008/butchermi4-Copy.png)
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on August 07, 2012, 09:45:33 pm
-in it's natural habitat
-judging by it's teeth and streamlined body, it's an aquatic killer
-the dwarf may have sustained serious injuries
-blood in the water will embolden the fish, sharpening it's instincts
-the dwarf might not know which end of the sword is pointy, (he just willingly jumped into a waterfall, and look at that funky grip)
-only one fish, so no martial trances.
Really, it looks to be a rather one-sided fight.
Post by: Megaman3321 on August 07, 2012, 11:57:12 pm
Post by: StLeibowitz on August 08, 2012, 10:33:04 pm
...that dwarf isn't coming out of that river alive, is he?
Post by: Headhanger on August 09, 2012, 04:49:33 am
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Post by: Facekillz058 on August 09, 2012, 05:44:17 am
JPEG sure doesn't like purple.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Is the moral of this story that you never get kills because of nature, companions, or lack of intelligence by necromancers?
Post by: Yoink on August 09, 2012, 05:45:56 am
Regardless, excellent work, as always! :D Love his expressions.
Post by: bombzero on August 09, 2012, 08:29:13 am
I think it's because he simply wandered around, narrowly escaping death in dangerous situations whilst doing pretty much nothing.
Regardless, excellent work, as always! :D Love his expressions.
judging by the "legendary journalist" tag I believe it was his utter and complete lack of actual influence, the fishman froze, then he got companions, who killed the bandit dude, and when fighting a necromancer the necro dodged off the tower.
hence the joke of "legendary journalist" he was basically just watching.
Post by: Siquo on August 09, 2012, 08:37:51 am
Post by: Ogdibus on August 09, 2012, 09:32:24 am
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on August 09, 2012, 10:45:17 am
Fair warning though, it's pretty stupid & poorly drawn.
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Post by: DG on August 09, 2012, 10:47:53 am
Post by: MadocComadrin on August 09, 2012, 10:47:59 am
Fair warning though, it's pretty stupid & poorly drawn.Your defeatist attitude does you no justice sir! That was funny and well executed.
Post by: Ultimuh on August 09, 2012, 12:28:39 pm
Considering that we find silly stick comics funny, I should say MadocComadrin is right about that.Fair warning though, it's pretty stupid & poorly drawn.Your defeatist attitude does you no justice sir! That was funny and well executed.
Post by: Headhanger on August 09, 2012, 04:11:54 pm
I've reported successes that I've never even witnessed, much less achieved.Now that's a legendary journalist.
That was my first attempt at a comic without any text (well, okay, only two words). Seems like it generates a lot of audience-interpretation.
Love the beard. He's underwater, right? Because using a fishing line to swing around a canyon would be pretty damned cool.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: SuicideJunkie on August 09, 2012, 08:39:44 pm
Quote from: Toady One
DF has been out for six years now. We now have proper bloody footprints to show for it, complete with direction, the kind of shoe if it was a shoe and not a foot, that kind of thing. Critters on the ground are a little strange -- it picks the same parts that can pick up spatter from the ground, so there are strange things like cheek prints and turban marks, as if the crawling people really dig in with their whole bodies.
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Post by: WillowLuman on August 09, 2012, 09:04:01 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on August 10, 2012, 01:03:49 am
I think I pissed off nature and I think I know why.
story: I just finished a session with a bogeyman named "three tail" and came back to a hovel filled with wild mythical animals.
the worst thing about this is the fact every one was scattered about so I couldn't rescue most in in time. Also I was playing this in masterquest.
Post by: Yoink on August 10, 2012, 01:24:35 am
Quote from: Toady OneDF has been out for six years now. We now have proper bloody footprints to show for it, complete with direction, the kind of shoe if it was a shoe and not a foot, that kind of thing. Critters on the ground are a little strange -- it picks the same parts that can pick up spatter from the ground, so there are strange things like cheek prints and turban marks, as if the crawling people really dig in with their whole bodies.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That is truly excellent. :D I burst out in to hearty laughter, no joke! I don't laugh like that too often. Good show!
Post by: Headhanger on August 10, 2012, 04:05:59 am
Someone give this man a medal.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Siquo on August 10, 2012, 05:45:00 am
QFT. The devlog is quite the inspiration :)Someone give this man a medal.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: EmperorJon on August 10, 2012, 06:55:56 am
Post by: DG on August 10, 2012, 09:25:44 am
Quote from: Toady OneDF has been out for six years now. We now have proper bloody footprints to show for it, complete with direction, the kind of shoe if it was a shoe and not a foot, that kind of thing. Critters on the ground are a little strange -- it picks the same parts that can pick up spatter from the ground, so there are strange things like cheek prints and turban marks, as if the crawling people really dig in with their whole bodies.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"So what can you make out?"
"Hm...Judging by the distance between his face print and his butt print I'd say our quarry is 6 feet tall and travelling fast."
Post by: Gizogin on August 10, 2012, 01:56:57 pm
Quote from: Toady OneDF has been out for six years now. We now have proper bloody footprints to show for it, complete with direction, the kind of shoe if it was a shoe and not a foot, that kind of thing. Critters on the ground are a little strange -- it picks the same parts that can pick up spatter from the ground, so there are strange things like cheek prints and turban marks, as if the crawling people really dig in with their whole bodies.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Wow. I laughed for a minute straight upon seeing this. Now my family are worried.
Post by: bombzero on August 11, 2012, 12:22:42 am
Wow. I laughed for a minute straight upon seeing this. Now my family are worried.
gotta love in-jokes, making people look insane since the dawn of time.
Post by: davros on August 18, 2012, 11:53:31 am
Post by: Reudh on August 20, 2012, 07:32:45 am
I've reported successes that I've never even witnessed, much less achieved. I must have been close enough to load the characters, but not close enough to see or interact with them. x3
Oh wow, it's Ogdibus.
Haven't seen you in a loooong time, almost since I started on these forums.
Post by: Freak2121 on August 20, 2012, 09:15:02 pm
I need to make a smaller picture next time. (https://dl.dropbox.com/u/32146097/DFadventure.png)
Post by: Caprealis on August 20, 2012, 10:31:58 pm
Ahaha
Win.
I want to draw something.. But I can't seem to get it down.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on August 23, 2012, 11:42:35 pm
JPEG sure doesn't like purple.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I've just noticed: you use the colors of the ascii representations of the characters, don't you? Nifty.
Post by: Jackledead on August 24, 2012, 09:29:42 pm
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Post by: Argonnek on September 02, 2012, 12:54:13 am
Anybody wanna draw this? I was screwing with some local sheep (Pekyts) and decided to test my throwing skills.MSPaint FTW!Love what you guys do, this is my favorite thread to watch from afar.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2m7vp94.jpg)
Post by: DG on September 02, 2012, 07:15:35 am
Post by: Nighthawk on September 02, 2012, 11:39:37 pm
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The day just isn't complete without the celebratory drink.
Post by: miauw62 on September 03, 2012, 06:50:08 am
Post by: Ogdibus on September 03, 2012, 07:27:03 am
Post by: GoombaGeek on September 03, 2012, 08:43:05 am
Post by: Rumrusher on September 03, 2012, 09:34:12 am
Post by: GoombaGeek on September 03, 2012, 09:38:29 am
Isn't a "draw your fort" already exist? just that not many use it next to going to the fanart thread in general chat?I don't know, but it's been successful so far. I guess the people who don't like going into the lower boards use it a lot.
Post by: Rumrusher on September 05, 2012, 12:29:18 am
currently before forgetting to save I had 2 bronze colossus and a halmet snake woman caged.
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Post by: Reudh on September 05, 2012, 12:45:05 am
Post by: Rumrusher on September 05, 2012, 05:09:57 am
How is Thone even able to move? :PVERY VERY SLOWLY.
luckly I move on to caging elves and seeing if I can properly keep them caged.
Post by: Reudh on September 05, 2012, 05:24:04 am
How is Thone even able to move? :PVERY VERY SLOWLY.
luckly I move on to caging elves and seeing if I can properly keep them caged.
Rumrusher: Pushing the boundaries of DF since 2009.
Post by: saltmummy626 on September 07, 2012, 02:19:48 pm
I've reported successes that I've never even witnessed, much less achieved.Now that's a legendary journalist.
He could prolly get a job with fox news.
Post by: iceball3 on September 08, 2012, 11:01:45 am
Wouldn't he be overqualified for that job though?I've reported successes that I've never even witnessed, much less achieved.Now that's a legendary journalist.
He could prolly get a job with fox news.
Post by: bobboy555 on September 08, 2012, 11:31:18 am
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Post by: DG on September 09, 2012, 01:39:54 am
Post by: bobboy555 on September 09, 2012, 05:36:17 am
The archer disintegrated Urist's body with a reaaaly short arrow before eating fun-size bars of soap?nope.avi
Urist removed the archers head then threw the corpse half way across the world, then proceeded to have fun.
Post by: DG on September 09, 2012, 06:59:07 am
Post by: highmax28 on September 10, 2012, 10:03:39 pm
Post by: kyle902 on September 12, 2012, 07:07:31 pm
Someone draw my vamp character slaying the minotaur he killed.
Post by: Slayerhero90 on September 12, 2012, 07:33:43 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on September 12, 2012, 11:57:37 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on September 13, 2012, 01:32:46 am
Post by: DG on September 13, 2012, 04:34:18 am
This hasen't happened yet, but I swear, I keep heari stories about a giant zombie sperm whale comming out of the ocean and wreaking havoc on land... ANyone want to draw up a picture of this thing comming out of the ocean?
Yes.
(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Drunken_gun/zombiegiantspermwhale.png)
Holy psychedelic water effects, Batman!
Post by: PlutoniumApe on September 13, 2012, 04:50:33 am
Run, little peasants, run for your puny lives!
And it really reminded me of this
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Post by: Reudh on September 13, 2012, 05:10:55 am
This hasen't happened yet, but I swear, I keep heari stories about a giant zombie sperm whale comming out of the ocean and wreaking havoc on land... ANyone want to draw up a picture of this thing comming out of the ocean?
Yes.
(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Drunken_gun/zombiegiantspermwhale.png)
Holy psychedelic water effects, Batman!
I got the reference. :D
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Post by: Eric Blank on September 13, 2012, 12:34:05 pm
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Post by: Dalkar on September 13, 2012, 03:56:48 pm
Oh, wait, the sheep are in the hills.
Post by: highmax28 on September 13, 2012, 06:23:14 pm
OMFG!!!!! THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT OF IT!!!!!!!! Thats incredible!This hasen't happened yet, but I swear, I keep heari stories about a giant zombie sperm whale comming out of the ocean and wreaking havoc on land... ANyone want to draw up a picture of this thing comming out of the ocean?
Yes.
(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Drunken_gun/zombiegiantspermwhale.png)
Holy psychedelic water effects, Batman!
Post by: WillowLuman on September 13, 2012, 09:00:28 pm
Ok, Hugo, hope this "captures the spirit of the moment" properly. Imageshack is being a douche today.Lol. Kobold looks like sheepman. Sheepmen, attack!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
1-legged legendary crutch-walker/misc-weapon-user dwarf, I choose you!This hasen't happened yet, but I swear, I keep heari stories about a giant zombie sperm whale comming out of the ocean and wreaking havoc on land... ANyone want to draw up a picture of this thing comming out of the ocean?
Yes.Holy psychedelic water effects, Batman!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: DG on September 13, 2012, 11:03:01 pm
DG... this is... so... beautiful! :o
Run, little peasants, run for your puny lives!
And it really reminded me of thisSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Heh, that's an awesome comic, thanks for the link. Sperm whale inspired monomania rocks. I may try that method of water shading next time.
I got the reference. :DSpoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm a One Piece fan so Laboo was definately an influence. I imagine that the little circular scars on mine were gained during it's natural life of hunting giant squid whereas the jagged scar lines occured during post-zombification-civilization-smashing. What's cool is that only recently did I learn that sperm whales only have teeth on the lower jaw (and so drew it like that), and now that you linked that picture I realize that One Piece got that right, too.
OMFG!!!!! THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT OF IT!!!!!!!! Thats incredible!
*HIGH FIVES!* You know I questioned whether I wanted to spend the extra time colouring it, and your reaction makes it worth it.
1-legged legendary crutch-walker/misc-weapon-user dwarf, I choose you!This hasen't happened yet, but I swear, I keep heari stories about a giant zombie sperm whale comming out of the ocean and wreaking havoc on land... ANyone want to draw up a picture of this thing comming out of the ocean?
Yes.Holy psychedelic water effects, Batman!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
When the first dwarf yells "From hell's heart I stab at thee!" to a Plumphelmet Man you will know we have reached DF version 1.0.
Post by: SuicideJunkie on September 15, 2012, 09:51:02 pm
(http://imagemodserver.dyndns.org/nick/postedimages/DF_high_pants.PNG)
Post by: DG on September 16, 2012, 01:07:44 am
Post by: WillowLuman on September 17, 2012, 11:49:58 pm
Post by: Ameablable on September 18, 2012, 09:21:37 am
Post by: Dorfmangler on September 18, 2012, 09:23:07 am
Post by: miauw62 on September 18, 2012, 12:11:21 pm
Post by: Ameablable on September 18, 2012, 02:14:37 pm
I always wanted to be decesed.
i know i know, i mis-spelled it.
i was gonna change it but then i just thought lol nawww
Post by: DG on September 19, 2012, 03:51:21 am
Post by: Mesa on September 19, 2012, 07:58:11 am
I want to be mates with the sun, too.
Praise the Sun, wanka!
Post by: Ameablable on September 19, 2012, 01:19:45 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on September 19, 2012, 02:46:36 pm
some how if you cage someone then use a custom reaction to book them you will not kill the person but warp them some where in the world. so if you do this onto say an adventurer then retire the game will send the adventurer on a trip to some random place.
so here's a illustrated guide to how to do it.
here (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder4/profdragonteachesteleporting.png)
Post by: Ameablable on September 19, 2012, 07:52:48 pm
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*you just found a river*
also mspaint ftw!
Post by: iceball3 on September 20, 2012, 05:27:12 pm
Gahaha, your artstyle is fantastifc, ameablable, so hilarious, I can't stop laughing when I look at your avvie.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
*you just found a river*
also mspaint ftw!
Also, yey narrator sun. :3
Post by: Ameablable on September 20, 2012, 05:48:52 pm
thanks :D
i'm really glad you like it :)
i'll be sure to art up more of my glorious adventures!
Post by: iceball3 on September 20, 2012, 06:33:53 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on September 20, 2012, 08:46:32 pm
"Deadly Dwarven Police"
Post by: Ultimuh on September 21, 2012, 02:49:56 am
On an unrelated note: http://videogamena.me/
"Deadly Dwarven Police"
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Sim Beast SyndicateI'd play that. :o
Post by: Rumrusher on September 21, 2012, 03:00:20 am
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I was wondering why all these elves where agreeing to join me.
Post by: Ameablable on September 21, 2012, 10:08:40 pm
my turtle throwing adventures.
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(p.s. the first slide looks fuzzy because i accidentally saved it as a jpeg when editing it.)
Post by: WillowLuman on September 22, 2012, 01:59:01 am
its finally done, after countless hours of procrastination and quite literally dancing around the house, its done..Throwing, what can't it do?
my turtle throwing adventures.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(p.s. the first slide looks fuzzy because i accidentally saved it as a jpeg when editing it.)
On another note, I went to a bandit camp and got shanked repeatedly in the face, though I managed to kill all of them. On the way back, a cougar mauled me but I decapitated it. Now, healed but probably disfigured, I go back into town and talk to the first person I see. The dialogue option was "report successes/spread news," but I like to think my adventurer started the conversation like this:
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Post by: Ameablable on September 22, 2012, 09:36:20 am
why so serious?its finally done, after countless hours of procrastination and quite literally dancing around the house, its done..Throwing, what can't it do?
my turtle throwing adventures.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(p.s. the first slide looks fuzzy because i accidentally saved it as a jpeg when editing it.)
On another note, I went to a bandit camp and got shanked repeatedly in the face, though I managed to kill all of them. On the way back, a cougar mauled me but I decapitated it. Now, healed but probably disfigured, I go back into town and talk to the first person I see. The dialogue option was "report successes/spread news," but I like to think my adventurer started the conversation like this:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
and oh i know, it can work wonders, and if you run out of stuff to throw, you can always throw your clothes!
Post by: miauw62 on September 22, 2012, 09:39:36 am
Post by: GoombaGeek on September 22, 2012, 12:52:15 pm
Post by: Ameablable on September 22, 2012, 02:26:52 pm
ahahahahahahaha! xDSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Ameablable on September 22, 2012, 03:34:21 pm
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edited the posts for ya
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Post by: Eric Blank on September 22, 2012, 04:05:45 pm
Post by: GoombaGeek on September 23, 2012, 09:26:39 am
Any self-respecting adventuerer should make sure that he/she never runs out of stuff to throw.Elven coins.
"They call me The Vending Machine... of Death."
Post by: iceball3 on September 23, 2012, 10:53:45 am
Lucky you, every time I swing coins around, quantum tunneling seems to happen and the attack 'passes through'.Any self-respecting adventuerer should make sure that he/she never runs out of stuff to throw.Elven coins.
"They call me The Vending Machine... of Death."
Post by: Reudh on September 23, 2012, 09:21:11 pm
Lucky you, every time I swing coins around, quantum tunneling seems to happen and the attack 'passes through'.Any self-respecting adventuerer should make sure that he/she never runs out of stuff to throw.Elven coins.
"They call me The Vending Machine... of Death."
Coat it with a toxic ash. The coins will pass through but the ash won't. Hooray!
Post by: WillowLuman on September 24, 2012, 01:10:19 am
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Post by: Rumrusher on September 24, 2012, 09:49:01 am
Post by: Askot Bokbondeler on September 24, 2012, 12:20:09 pm
Post by: bombzero on September 24, 2012, 03:44:24 pm
Testing out my current mod project, when I realize that projectiles in this game seriously need a reworking.Spoiler: for largeness (click to show/hide)
The one eyed LoD is what did it for me in the comic.
Post by: DG on September 25, 2012, 06:01:16 am
Testing out my current mod project, when I realize that projectiles in this game seriously need a reworking.Spoiler: for largeness (click to show/hide)
I think maybe shields need the reworking more.
Post by: rengar39 on September 25, 2012, 09:00:37 am
Yesterday I got a quest to kill a vampire in city. I got there and after some investigation I charged into the house where he was hiding. There were two people inside, a female (my vampire) and a male. I came to the vampire and accused her of being a night creature, than naturaly the battle started.
After the fight, the whole house was painted with blood, I had my left ear bitten of and I'm not even talking about the body parts of the poor vampiress.
To my surprise, the male guy was still alive. He was in the corner, both his legs gone, left hand gone, his huts were outside his belly. So I came to him and totaly schocked with my story of killing a vampire :D.
If someone could do it it would be wonderful.
Post by: WisdomThumbs on September 25, 2012, 05:57:06 pm
So I testing stuff I found out you can TeleCage a bogeyman and free them from crackling. What I also found out is how adorable the one I pick was.(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder4/adorable.png)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I was wondering why all these elves where agreeing to join me.
That is the most hilariously ad'aaawwwable thing I could have possibly imagined.
Throwing, what can't it do?
On another note, I went to a bandit camp and got shanked repeatedly in the face, though I managed to kill all of them. On the way back, a cougar mauled me but I decapitated it. Now, healed but probably disfigured, I go back into town and talk to the first person I see. The dialogue option was "report successes/spread news," but I like to think my adventurer started the conversation like this:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Devling on September 25, 2012, 06:42:00 pm
I'm making a character for a Pathfinder game, he is a Dwarf Bard named Urist McMobdag, "Dagger McAle".
He's lawful evil, plays the bag pipes, and is part of the rebellion against the elf ruler of the world.
I want to see what a talented Bay12er (aka not me) would think he looks like.
Post by: Ameablable on September 25, 2012, 08:23:20 pm
Request!
I'm making a character for a Pathfinder game, he is a Dwarf Bard named Urist McMobdag, "Dagger McAle".
He's lawful evil, plays the bag pipes, and is part of the rebellion against the elf ruler of the world.
I want to see what a talented Bay12er (aka not me) would think he looks like.
well har ya go.
(http://i.imgur.com/nXXeE.png)
one of my first dorf drawings!!
Post by: Robocorn on September 25, 2012, 08:43:55 pm
So I testing stuff I found out you can TeleCage a bogeyman and free them from crackling. What I also found out is how adorable the one I pick was.(http://i.imgur.com/lcS5n.png)(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder4/adorable.png)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I was wondering why all these elves where agreeing to join me.
Post by: Dredonius on September 25, 2012, 09:24:40 pm
Post by: Kilroy the Grand on September 25, 2012, 10:16:45 pm
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Post by: Wrex on September 25, 2012, 11:14:06 pm
Lucky you, every time I swing coins around, quantum tunneling seems to happen and the attack 'passes through'.Any self-respecting adventuerer should make sure that he/she never runs out of stuff to throw.Elven coins.
"They call me The Vending Machine... of Death."
When coated with husking dust, it dosen't matter.
Post by: Rumrusher on September 26, 2012, 01:10:00 pm
So I testing stuff I found out you can TeleCage a bogeyman and free them from crackling. What I also found out is how adorable the one I pick was.(http://i.imgur.com/lcS5n.png)(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder4/adorable.png)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I was wondering why all these elves where agreeing to join me.
Fun tidbit here's False_wing's body for if any one want to draw him accurately (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder4/false_wing_body.png).
Post by: Robocorn on September 26, 2012, 01:42:07 pm
Now with hugging friendship action
Post by: pisskop on September 26, 2012, 01:49:16 pm
Post by: PlutoniumApe on September 26, 2012, 01:56:50 pm
he just wants to be loved
Post by: GoombaGeek on September 26, 2012, 01:58:54 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/jbxuO.png)You forgot the vicious insults!
Now with hugging friendship action
(http://oi50.tinypic.com/2e6bgns.jpg)
Post by: Rumrusher on September 26, 2012, 03:20:24 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder4/false_wing_edit.png)
Another fun fact about False_wing: Due to unknown powers above, they can't brag about murdering any known people. Though the loop hole in this is that items will keep track regardless. So False_wing technically has 4 kills attached to him, and 13 kills(including the 4) attached to him through his cart. Currently I accidently had all my elven friends murdered in an ambush and pick up 4 dalesmen 3 archers, one spearman.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on September 26, 2012, 08:03:09 pm
Post by: Yoink on September 27, 2012, 09:16:49 am
I mean, the original picture by Robocorn was freakin' amazing, but that just added a comedic element to it, ya know? :D
Post by: Rumrusher on September 27, 2012, 10:55:52 am
So continuing off from last time False_wing raided a orc bandit camp and swipe the clothes off a dead orc boss. Though he kinda lost 1 spearman in the event.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder4/false_wing-loot.png)
So It's time for False_wing to warp to some random place* to see if any one else needs help.
Post by: MadocComadrin on September 27, 2012, 12:36:17 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on September 27, 2012, 01:05:39 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder4/false_wing-vs-crackling.png)
Surprising how this works.
Though It's kinda a mix bag, since now false_wing can never go back.
Also false_wing was born around year 151 and it's the year 437. since I started playing as him for about 1 ingame year which means False_wing was in The Cackling for about 285 years, and he's 286 years old.
Post by: Askot Bokbondeler on September 27, 2012, 02:50:35 pm
Post by: VNdoug on September 27, 2012, 03:44:07 pm
Post by: DG on September 28, 2012, 12:31:53 am
Post by: pisskop on September 28, 2012, 10:07:18 am
Crackle like the rustle of leaves or the pop of joints... scury.
Post by: Robocorn on September 28, 2012, 07:32:06 pm
Rumrusher...You know it's cackling, not crackling, right?(http://i.imgur.com/sUq0n.png)
Post by: Tiruin on September 28, 2012, 07:36:24 pm
And we're loving it. XD
Post by: DG on September 28, 2012, 09:32:54 pm
Hee hee! :DRumrusher...You know it's cackling, not crackling, right?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Ultimuh on September 29, 2012, 09:41:30 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on September 30, 2012, 04:04:26 am
That creature should be a mascot for DF'sHFS department. :DAdventure Mode
currently false_wing killed enough bandits to get his first megabeast kill.
and it's a stupid dragon.
Like I asked him for a quest and he suggested me to go to sapa, who was the person who gave me the quest to kill him.
So False_wing caged and drag him next to a tree and tried to burn him.
then this happen.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder4/highnote.png)
and now I got a storm dragon diety as a companion. also the storm dragon has a book that talk about a book that made out of FORGOTTEN BEAST SKIN!
Post by: Reudh on September 30, 2012, 04:14:13 am
"Screw the crackling! I can ride DRAGONS NOW!"
Post by: Rumrusher on September 30, 2012, 03:48:10 pm
False_wing's thoughts riding the dragon:god dragons. So False_wing went and burned Sapa for trying for sending him on an royal assassination quest and got a new quest to meet some person way north.
"Screw the crackling! I can ride DRAGONS NOW!"
kinda lost most of my companions to a bandit raid and was left with tuma. Once we got there False_wing was told I have to kill some forest titan, during the trip to the cave False_wing was ambushed again by bandits who made short work of the 2 new recruits and was peppering Tuma, their leader being a bowwoman was becoming a threat until False_wing crawl over to her and found out she was his Biggest fan. Like False_wing just crawls under her and not attack. I thought shoot better just send her on her way and fast travel before any more get murdered by a storm dragon. So I guess she now cagedwarp back to her camp gushing over having False_wing touching her hand or something.
So Tuma was pretty tried from the last fight and had a quick nap which lead to another ambush... which ended with False_wing tossing a cage at the single bandit (trapping the person) and going back to sleep. So now False_wing and Tuma are facing (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder4/akan.png).
Post by: GuardianTempest on September 30, 2012, 08:09:23 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on September 30, 2012, 10:00:40 pm
Bogeyman adventurer, so does he vanish under daylight?no, that wives tale was proven wrong. they vanish only when the c
*haven't tested if their dead bodies will vanish after escaping though.
Bogeymen:
-poof when an adventurer succeeds in Killing enough to dispell cackling, goes inside, last long enough to hit sunrise
-if they happen to escape the place before the adventurer does this they can be free of the cackling and act like normal town folk.
-though to escape someone needs to succeed in making them historically known, and apart of a society(so that they stop being wild) and transport them away from the current zone.
-bogeymen are immune to all syndromes, even books where you would learn secrets. this means they can handle forgotten beast blood and attacks.
-bogeymen are small, which is a common fact to known adventurers.
-Bogeymen kill list will only show non-notable kills any notable kills will be still track through items they used.
-note BOGEYMEN CAN NOT CONTRACT VAMPIRISM: REASON VAMPERISIM IS CONNECTED THROUGH SYNDROMES AND THEY ARE IMMUNE.
-Some bogeymen can be cute.
-bogeymen or any adventurer can avoid the cackling if they just list themselves twice in the companion sheet. If they are by chance alone at night.
edit: - they also live longer lives than one expect with false_wing being ~287 years old being born on year 151 and only started wandering year ~437 which is when he appear in the cackling.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder4/Tuma-False_wing.png)
here's a picture of Tuma and False_wing after False_wing
No Ire because False_wing wouldn't be able to kill it any way since it spit webs.
Yes Tuma was wearing clothes when I found him.
Post by: Reudh on September 30, 2012, 10:21:11 pm
It's gonna be awesome.
Post by: WillowLuman on October 01, 2012, 12:06:07 am
Post by: Eric Blank on October 01, 2012, 10:33:30 am
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on October 01, 2012, 10:40:50 am
Post by: Jahsg on October 01, 2012, 11:52:49 am
Post by: miauw62 on October 01, 2012, 12:01:03 pm
wait... what is telecageing?I think its using DFhack to cage creatures.
Post by: GuardianTempest on October 01, 2012, 07:52:29 pm
Post by: Reudh on October 01, 2012, 08:17:40 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on October 01, 2012, 09:02:56 pm
Though the proper way to keep track of where ever the warp unit gone to is if you retire the character then look up where he went.
So I usually make them adventurers. False_wing is the result of being teleported out of the cackling through this process.
Also I kinda been retiring False_wing through Teleportation for the challenge of going back to that character and seeing where he ends up because he was the only one that warps to a random point. some times he pops on top of cave near an elf resort.
some times he pops up on top of a cave miles away from civilization and has to walk all the way back.
Though I can see that talking about one adventurer for long periods of time will cause folks to be unease.
So I'm currently playing around with a magician adventuress and an outed vampire companion in deon's new genesis.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder4/Siraya-bio.png)
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder4/nepe-bio.png)
Post by: GuardianTempest on October 01, 2012, 10:21:59 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on October 02, 2012, 01:02:49 am
So we have Shook's stick figures, Boss-Knight, Hamstone, that Kobold adventurer, the Pantobus and now the cutest Bogeyman to hit Bay12 forums. What next?Someone must draw all of them together, partying hard, or doing a team photo.
Post by: Rumrusher on October 02, 2012, 02:34:15 am
I'm starting to miss false_wing, will he at least die a glorious death?Oh this is another save on a different version of Dwarf fortress(genesis).
False_wing is chilling out with Dragon god Tuma after taking down a forgotten beast(false_wing kinda ran from it.).
Post by: Reudh on October 02, 2012, 05:32:30 am
Post by: GoombaGeek on October 02, 2012, 08:09:40 am
(http://oi45.tinypic.com/t6saz9.jpg)
Post by: miauw62 on October 02, 2012, 09:54:12 am
No, this is what happened to false_wing.
(http://oi45.tinypic.com/t6saz9.jpg)
nyan_wing?
Post by: Eric Blank on October 02, 2012, 11:07:55 am
Post by: Ultimuh on October 02, 2012, 11:11:08 am
Post by: darkrider2 on October 02, 2012, 11:42:59 am
To me, it looks like false_wing ascended to memedom.is ascending... keep this going.
Post by: miauw62 on October 02, 2012, 12:11:52 pm
Post by: MadocComadrin on October 02, 2012, 01:07:05 pm
Post by: darkrider2 on October 02, 2012, 01:59:06 pm
Not memedom, more like B12-in-joke-dom. But in B12 thats pretty much the same.
I don't think I've seen as many visual memes as in-joke-word memes on B12.
whatever, I welcome the bird...uh... what is this exactly?
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on October 02, 2012, 02:00:44 pm
Post by: darkrider2 on October 02, 2012, 10:49:59 pm
EDIT: I wonder if we modeled that hat and put it in TF2, would people use it?
Post by: Rumrusher on October 02, 2012, 10:55:15 pm
Currently due to all the talk of False_wing I went back and retire him in Tuma's fortress.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
here's our flag (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder5/BLF-1.png).
So far Ad seem to found a new way to free bogeymen.
If you make them a companion before teleporting them, then sleep you can retrieve them back. So now I got 2 new recruits(who are fully clothed and both have daggars?).
One name trunks (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder5/trunks.png) and another Horns (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder5/horns.png).
Trunks is going to be in charge of the new recruits while Horns is going to be handling the equipment/and scouting so that we don't have an army of peasant clothed people.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder5/blf2.png)
So far once BLF get a good number they can start hiring contractors to build outposts and start working into the next plan. Hopefully we don't end up as Bad_Trunk.
So while False_Wing won't be going on adventures but he still alive.
So we have Shook's stick figures, Boss-Knight, Hamstone, that Kobold adventurer, the Pantobus and now the cutest Bogeyman to hit Bay12 forums. What next?Someone must draw all of them together, partying hard, or doing a team photo.
Spoiler: for picture (click to show/hide)
Post by: miauw62 on October 03, 2012, 06:43:49 am
Right about now all I actually want is just... one... of those hats.It a HAT. OFCOURSE they would use it :P
EDIT: I wonder if we modeled that hat and put it in TF2, would people use it?
(Tough i still very much prefer a flamethrower that consists of a can of beans and the ass of a spy)
Post by: WillowLuman on October 03, 2012, 07:15:47 pm
One name trunks (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder5/trunks.png)Makes me think of an Ash Ghoul (http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRVjeHHVhu6LVrKboP5SLt5ZeyjLNTmzEoHHZ8GasX7k30ey2HLEDiD4mCaCg)
Which one is which?Spoiler: for picture (click to show/hide)
Also, good luck with those boogeymen.
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Post by: GuardianTempest on October 03, 2012, 08:35:57 pm
Which one is which?(left to right)
One of Shook's silly stick figures, Cog Wrathhammer, Hamstone, Boss-Knight, the Pantobus and the kobold adventurer whose name I forgot. But I do remember she carries a GCS in a barrel. false_wing is on the bottom of the picture.
Post by: Reudh on October 03, 2012, 08:59:39 pm
Spoiler: Nonsense to DF ratio increasing (click to show/hide)
Whatever happened to Kira Mightblade?
yes and make her look more like this
(http://img.ie/a5a99.png)
*drools* :P
She was an up and coming meme. I mean, Freeformschooler's heroine with a blade of Pantsamantine.
Post by: GuardianTempest on October 03, 2012, 09:05:01 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on October 03, 2012, 11:25:08 pm
I'm pretty sure those guys fall under clean up duty in Trunks divisionOne name trunks (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder5/trunks.png)Makes me think of an Ash Ghoul (http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRVjeHHVhu6LVrKboP5SLt5ZeyjLNTmzEoHHZ8GasX7k30ey2HLEDiD4mCaCg)Which one is which?Spoiler: for picture (click to show/hide)
Shook,Coghammer,Hamstone,Boss Knight, Kira Mightblade(pantabus is when she feeds her sword her sword too much), That Kobold Rogue
, the bartender is False_wing
Also, good luck with those boogeymen.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
speaking about Trunks the latest liberation ended with 2 bogeymen that looks identical to Trunks and horns and one dead recruiter. so now horns has a buddy for buggy-lugging all the loot and Trunks gets to have a bodyguard.
Currently I gone through 3 units and the trip to the town we do this is leaving them tired.
So I have to send horns out to grab rations for these trips.
edit: So Horns and his fat bud went to the city and bought 5 bags of yams, and got 4 minecarts full of water. This should be okay if I ration it and make sure to scavenge the corpses if they horribly die.
edit:
Spoiler: Trunks Report (click to show/hide)
Post by: Gizogin on October 05, 2012, 12:00:55 pm
Don't forget Gizogin's 'Cog Wrathhammer'.
I certainly did...
Perhaps I shall dust off the ol' mechanical pencil and scratch out some GLORIOUS ADVENTURING. Stand by.
Post by: Kay on October 06, 2012, 07:04:12 pm
Then, I was amused by the name my goblin had gotten. "Dang". It just seemed so great, so I messed with the last name a bit, and came out with "Dang Tox", which loosely means "Dang Child". I like to believe it's the goblin equivalent of "That idiot kid." or "The brat."
Not only that, but Dang's physical description described long purple hair! I mean, what sort of silliness is going on with these goblins? Whatever it was, I had fun with this.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Those are troll fur gloves. I realised about halfway through scribbling that I was putting spots on the fur, but I couldn't make myself stop. I guess the trolls in my mind are going to have spotted fur, now.
Update: Dang is wielding a pick and running from hordes of goblins who inexplicably attacked me when I entered their town. I killed them in self defence, and when I returned to my home city they decided I was as good as dead. Guess I've got to find another race who will take me in, as the goblins were randomly hostile - but not immediately so, which is odd.
Post by: Rumrusher on October 06, 2012, 09:02:16 pm
Post by: Kay on October 06, 2012, 09:21:34 pm
Goblins are all known to have pink/purple hair. also goblins are evil, which kinda means they hate any one who enters their site.
I just think it's weird because they didn't until I left the site and came back. When I had just spawned, they were totally cool with me and we had chats.
Post by: Rumrusher on October 06, 2012, 09:29:05 pm
Post by: Kay on October 06, 2012, 09:55:23 pm
evil people are paranoid about fellow members leaving then coming back to the site.
Okay, I guess. Different question, then... is it normal for kobold adventurers to walk into a city and get torn limb from limb by mobs of peasants?
Post by: Corai on October 06, 2012, 10:04:28 pm
evil people are paranoid about fellow members leaving then coming back to the site.
Okay, I guess. Different question, then... is it normal for kobold adventurers to walk into a city and get torn limb from limb by mobs of peasants?
Yes. We kobolds have tags and local banditry that
Post by: Splint on October 06, 2012, 10:06:08 pm
.... Don't look at me like that, it was what came to mind first.
Post by: WillowLuman on October 06, 2012, 11:02:54 pm
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Post by: Facekillz058 on October 08, 2012, 08:54:19 am
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Post by: Rumrusher on October 08, 2012, 10:44:17 am
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then saw this.(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder5/atthem-skullgirls.png) Great axe wielding, Shield holding, White curly hair being covered by a cap and hold, Veteran woman standing on top of a hill. Yelling out this
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder5/atthem-skullgirls-boast.png).
Post by: Eric Blank on October 08, 2012, 11:48:08 am
Bandits and their massive egos, man.
Post by: Rumrusher on October 08, 2012, 10:23:07 pm
And how did that end for her? :PFelt that she had a wicked cool name and teleported out of her camp. Currently False_wing just walk into his first necro tower. so far either his history or his nightcreature status cause one dwarven necromancer to be dumbstuck and wanted to join me... the local zombies not so much. So far I had to turn so many corpses into books to prevent them from turning.
Bandits and their massive egos, man.
edit: okay got out of there alive but the slab is too dang heavy, so I gave it to some random hare I found in the area.
Due to being even more far away than normal False_wing has to book it the entire way back to the fort though miles of mountain plains... with a male rabbit.
Spoiler: picture here (click to show/hide)
Post by: Adventurer on October 16, 2012, 12:35:19 am
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Post by: DG on October 16, 2012, 06:17:43 am
Post by: Adventurer on October 16, 2012, 06:44:40 am
Post by: DG on October 16, 2012, 07:26:10 am
Post by: bombzero on October 16, 2012, 04:32:36 pm
I think you're right, great work. Did he wash his knees?
Every good adventurer knows the importance of knee hygiene!
Post by: WillowLuman on October 16, 2012, 09:36:17 pm
I love the idea of him lying on his back and lifting his knees up to his mouth to lick them, so lets go with that.I sometimes let animals hit me before I kill them so I can sustain myself crossing the desert by drinking my own blood.
Post by: Eric Blank on October 16, 2012, 10:40:08 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on October 17, 2012, 03:14:30 pm
went to town experimenting on my troops.
ahdo went up to a fellow pikewoman and sparred with her
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
So after witnessing some awkward stormwizard pikewoman on pikewoman False_wing took off to find a vampire to recruit, end up finding an animal trainer name Shato who agreed to join him farther east to a town, F_W walk into the dungeon and found a lone kobold bowman. So I went and slap on sparring and made him a companion, once I got F_W to meet up with Shato the Kobold fired a shot right into her nose shattering it. Shato completely took that in stride for the kobold is "Sparring" though I didn't want another bow incident to happen so I sent F_W to lightly take the bow out of the kobold's hands and the three left back to the fort.
So with 2 new crew members one being the first kobold recruited I had both spar each other.
what happen was Shato over exerting her self to the point of passing out, and The Kobold lightly poking her with a dagger and this...
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Post by: Eric Blank on October 17, 2012, 04:50:17 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on October 17, 2012, 06:12:32 pm
:D
Post by: Rumrusher on October 17, 2012, 07:38:39 pm
You headbutt the pikewoman in the head with your head!You headbutt the pikewoman in the head with your head lightly tapped the target!.
:D
Q discovered that the spar flag is what allows you to do this, and to get it to work you need to change the adventurer's creature flags to set the sparring on.
so far you can wrestle items out of people hands or lightly punch them. or like the kobold give them a hookie. Oh another thing to note is that the sparring match will continue until one passes out from over-exertion. So you could set up two human companions to spar with each other and watch them fight until one of them passes out.
Post by: Eric Blank on October 18, 2012, 11:15:30 am
Post by: Rumrusher on October 18, 2012, 11:51:58 am
Sparring flag in the creature raws? There is no such tag, and raws are species-wide. Everyone would be set to spar if that were even possible.I mean in dfhack there a creature flag called 'sparring' you can toggle on. some how doing so allows you to spar with any one you attack. though if they counter attack they don't get the same effect since lack of sparring flag being turn on.
you need Dfhack for doing this... and a script that edits the unit's creature flags.
here's my dfusion code to do so. sorry for the mix up.
Code: [Select]
function spar(unit)
if unit==nil then
unit=getCreatureAtPos(getxyz())
entry=getline()
targ=getCreatureAtPos(getxyz())
end
unit.flags2.sparring=true
targ.flags2.sparring=true
unit.job.hunt_target=targ
targ.job.hunt_target=unit
end
adv_tools.menu:add("spar another",spar)Though mostly you can just slap on the the spar flag on your self so you can go around stealing every one's items.Post by: Eric Blank on October 18, 2012, 12:57:29 pm
Post by: WisdomThumbs on October 18, 2012, 02:03:53 pm
So we have Shook's stick figures, Boss-Knight, Hamstone, that Kobold adventurer, the Pantobus and now the cutest Bogeyman to hit Bay12 forums. What next?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Adventurer on October 18, 2012, 02:14:30 pm
Post by: Reudh on October 18, 2012, 06:49:59 pm
Post by: highmax28 on October 18, 2012, 07:19:27 pm
Post by: DG on October 19, 2012, 05:43:10 am
Can any of you draw a picture of a were-capybara and a vampire fighting fully armed zombies? I have no artistic talent and need a picture to describe what I'm GOING to do
This is just the sort of tomfoolery that can inspire me but I'll abstain from this one. There's only so much I can bring myself to attempt with a mouse.
Post by: Rumrusher on October 19, 2012, 05:57:15 am
Wisdom means that his up and coming memetic badass (Cobar I think his name was?) sort of fell off the radar.(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder6/cobar.png)
Post by: Burnup on October 19, 2012, 11:17:06 am
He died when his group of 20 got jumped by a goblin group of around 60.
He was holding enemies weapons with his upper and lower everything and biting while at it.
so... He could hold down 9 goblins at a time.
but with his followers dead, I kind of saw it as the 9 goblins were holding him down as he got stabbed to death by gobbo spears..
On a separate note, my best adventurer in a world with all peramiters top-notched explored all 9 of my abondoned forts, had 2\3rds of his things as artifacts the other 1\3rd being candy.
later became champion of all civs, pushed back all dark towers/fortresses (NO EVIL LEFT..)
all of this with no more than 8 followers at any one time.
left this world due to his job here being done (went off the edge of the map)
Went to sleep on a glacier and woke up in the form of a seal being devoured by a polar bear...
then woke up as a Gorlak bothering ratmen (got blow darted to death)
Woke up as a fire imp sealed in a magma pool..
Cursed to forever search for his original form
really ? no shit..
Post by: highmax28 on October 19, 2012, 11:43:34 am
I had a legendary wrestler who grew slowly to power by holding enemy weapons while my men surround and mutilate them.How do you do that!?!?!?!?! :o
He died when his group of 20 got jumped by a goblin group of around 60.
He was holding enemies weapons with his upper and lower everything and biting while at it.
so... He could hold down 9 goblins at a time.
but with his followers dead, I kind of saw it as the 9 goblins were holding him down as he got stabbed to death by gobbo spears..
On a separate note, my best adventurer in a world with all peramiters top-notched explored all 9 of my abondoned forts, had 2\3rds of his things as artifacts the other 1\3rd being candy.
later became champion of all civs, pushed back all dark towers/fortresses (NO EVIL LEFT..)
all of this with no more than 8 followers at any one time.
left this world due to his job here being done (went off the edge of the map)
Went to sleep on a glacier and woke up in the form of a seal being devoured by a polar bear...
then woke up as a Gorlak bothering ratmen (got blow darted to death)
Woke up as a fire imp sealed in a magma pool..
Cursed to forever search for his original form
really ? no shit..
Post by: Eric Blank on October 19, 2012, 12:06:58 pm
I ran into this problem first while modding a race that lived in the oceans. I wanted them to live on the coasts, but telling them to spawn in ocean biomes means literally that their sites would be out in open water, and thus not exist. So, when you tried to play as them, you would spawn in the caverns under the site, as a crundle or rat or something instead of a paklara. The solution was to have them spawn in wetlands biomes and then prefer oceans/lakes over any other biome, which causes them to build along the coasts, safely and responsibly, so long as they never actually run out of shoreline to build on (then they'll "build" over open water again)
Post by: Eric Blank on October 19, 2012, 12:08:39 pm
Oops...
Post by: Rumrusher on October 19, 2012, 12:39:55 pm
It's a bug. Adventurers that sleep on frozen oceans/lakes (not glaciers as a biome, I'm pretty sure, but actual frozen oceans or lakes. Maybe rivers with a freeze-thaw cycle too.) and under a couple other circumstances will have a "body swap" complex, where the game for whatever reason hands control over to some other creature in the area,almost always in the caverns. Once it begins, it never returns to your original body, or even to the same body twice, and every time you fast travel/sleep/wait it will occur again. Crashes are both possible and nigh-unavoidable. Rumrusher figured out how to control that, if I recall (either way it is now a default function of DFhack and entirely possible to invoke in a controlled manner), but it's still possible to cause it to happen through the bug.well it's goes deeper than that. I hit apond this when I was working with cage traps, some how hit this from caging trapping the adventurer and removing the cage flag on him.
I ran into this problem first while modding a race that lived in the oceans. I wanted them to live on the coasts, but telling them to spawn in ocean biomes means literally that their sites would be out in open water, and thus not exist. So, when you tried to play as them, you would spawn in the caverns under the site, as a crundle or rat or something instead of a paklara. The solution was to have them spawn in wetlands biomes and then prefer oceans/lakes over any other biome, which causes them to build along the coasts, safely and responsibly, so long as they never actually run out of shoreline to build on (then they'll "build" over open water again)
then walking away from the site he was caged. for a split second it shown that I died... then swap to a different body. I guess toady set up adventure mode to remake everything when you "load" stuff and one of the blue prints to that is the adventurer unit needs to be in the adventurer creature slot aka slot 0. now how this works is either the water effects happen and incase you in ice which removes the unit than just killing them(?) this causes the game to be confuse and picks a different unit in the area, but since the game still program to find the adventurer it will still keep looking until you find it. Chances are you got hit with the telecage effect and the adventurer's body is warp to some hamlet, or fort, or cave, though you are kinda stuck until you find a better body to walk around in.
Post by: Eric Blank on October 19, 2012, 06:28:01 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on October 19, 2012, 11:22:30 pm
So do you know how to stop the body-swapping bug mid-swing, then? So you can play for extended periods with whatever creature you swapped into?Dfhack, the only way to stop it naturally is to find the original body then reload the map through either sleeping or fast traveling. Which depending on your world, either hard, or needle in a haysack full of Un senate.
Post by: WillowLuman on October 20, 2012, 12:13:00 am
Post by: Orange Wizard on October 20, 2012, 01:55:26 am
Heh, all kinds of weird crap happens out on frozen oceans. That's how I got the only time I've ever had an adventurer die by falling in glowing pits.I'm strangely tempted to draw this.
... but I'm bad at drawing.
Post by: Argonnek on October 20, 2012, 11:35:47 am
Heh, all kinds of weird crap happens out on frozen oceans. That's how I got the only time I've ever had an adventurer die by falling in glowing pits.So glaciers are a DF equivalent of the house (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Leaves)?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Facekillz058 on October 20, 2012, 04:52:17 pm
If you didn't have legs.
Or arms.
Post by: iceball3 on October 20, 2012, 06:08:14 pm
What would walking with two crutches look like?Replaces legs with crutches. Problem solved~
If you didn't have legs.
Or arms.
Post by: WillowLuman on October 21, 2012, 12:06:11 pm
Not glaciers, polar ice sheets. Icebergs. The things over the ocean, not the land.Heh, all kinds of weird crap happens out on frozen oceans. That's how I got the only time I've ever had an adventurer die by falling in glowing pits.So glaciers are a DF equivalent of the house (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Leaves)?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: nomnum on October 21, 2012, 02:33:09 pm
Im pee in my pants when im traveling at night
(http://C:\Users\Owner\Funny\Dwarf fortress - Bogeyman.jpg)
Post by: nomnum on October 21, 2012, 02:37:41 pm
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8049/8109849149_8d9061f71b_b.jpg)
Post by: Eric Blank on October 21, 2012, 03:07:02 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on October 22, 2012, 07:38:19 pm
Post by: Facekillz058 on October 22, 2012, 07:43:47 pm
Yeah, I was looking at the B12 homepage.
Post by: Adventurer on October 23, 2012, 02:52:32 am
Post by: Haspen on October 23, 2012, 03:02:34 am
I just had a thought, and what would a map of the world, like, Earth, look like in ASCII?
Yeah, I was looking at the B12 homepage.
I think someone was able to 'generate' British Isles, and some continent. It was quite old thread, though, you would have to search a bit.
Post by: Logrin on October 24, 2012, 07:33:57 pm
Note to self: Draw more things
Post by: DG on October 25, 2012, 05:23:25 am
Post by: Shook on October 25, 2012, 07:54:48 pm
A part of a recent devlog post has inspired me.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
To be more specific...
Quote
I also got started on jumping. My first jump was off by a factor of 100, so I flew against a cliff and blew apart. I'm still working on it.
:P
Post by: Eric Blank on October 25, 2012, 08:47:52 pm
Post by: GuardianTempest on October 25, 2012, 10:46:29 pm
Post by: Kilroy the Grand on October 25, 2012, 11:28:03 pm
Jumping is going to be implemented? Perfect, jump-packs can be modded in now!Broken ankles, broken ankles for everyone!
Post by: strongrudder on October 26, 2012, 03:52:53 am
Post by: DG on October 26, 2012, 06:20:57 am
hi guise
A part of a recent devlog post has inspired me.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
To be more specific...QuoteI also got started on jumping. My first jump was off by a factor of 100, so I flew against a cliff and blew apart. I'm still working on it.
:P
Strangely, it reminds me of that Worms game.
Post by: joeymax23 on October 27, 2012, 12:38:18 am
On an unrelated note: http://videogamena.me/
"Deadly Dwarven Police"
i got 'unholy army in my pants'. im scared....
Post by: Slayerhero90 on October 27, 2012, 12:42:25 am
(Dealing with unruly nobles.)
Drug-Induced Architecture Hell
(Also DF related)
Battlefield: Dwarf King
DRAWTHISDRAWTHISDRAWTHISDRAWTHIS!
Post by: miauw62 on October 27, 2012, 08:43:07 am
Morbidly Obese Spelunking 64.Oh god. The mental image of the battlefield cover with a dwarf on it is incredible.
(Dealing with unruly nobles.)
Drug-Induced Architecture Hell
(Also DF related)
Battlefield: Dwarf King
DRAWTHISDRAWTHISDRAWTHISDRAWTHIS!
"Cures of the circus bloodbath" is what i got.
Post by: MasterMorality on October 28, 2012, 10:03:57 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I might draw the second, and if it's necessary, third part.
To clear any confusion: the things in the comic are my own modded race. They just happened to be there.
Post by: Slayerhero90 on October 28, 2012, 10:08:23 am
This happened.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I might draw the second, and if it's necessary, third part.
I don't get it.
Post by: Rumrusher on October 28, 2012, 10:15:11 am
Post by: GoombaGeek on October 28, 2012, 10:49:51 am
(http://oi50.tinypic.com/2141atx.jpg)
*maybe
Post by: MasterMorality on October 28, 2012, 10:55:53 am
This happened.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I might draw the second, and if it's necessary, third part.
I don't get it.
There's nothing to get. No joke. It's just what happened.
My bad if it's unclear. Description altered as necessary.
Post by: SuicideJunkie on October 28, 2012, 11:12:12 am
Post by: Ogdibus on October 28, 2012, 12:51:26 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on October 30, 2012, 04:09:42 am
Post by: Baron OhShi on October 30, 2012, 04:19:00 am
THIS REALLY HAPPENED*
(http://oi50.tinypic.com/2141atx.jpg)
*maybe
Suddenly, HAMSTONE.
Post by: DG on October 30, 2012, 06:22:48 am
Nope, still doesn't make sense.
Yeah, even if there's nothing to get, it's a little unclear what's happening. I am dumb, though. Maybe some exposition on each panel would be in order to satiate our burning curiosity.
Post by: Caprealis on October 30, 2012, 06:53:37 am
On the map he see's that there is a camp somewhere in that direction.
When he arrives at the camp, There is only one of the creatures in it.
Post by: MasterMorality on October 30, 2012, 12:24:15 pm
Post by: gislegron on October 31, 2012, 07:00:27 pm
I had a legendary wrestler who grew slowly to power by holding enemy weapons while my men surround and mutilate them.
He died when his group of 20 got jumped by a goblin group of around 60.
He was holding enemies weapons with his upper and lower everything and biting while at it.
so... He could hold down 9 goblins at a time.
but with his followers dead, I kind of saw it as the 9 goblins were holding him down as he got stabbed to death by gobbo spears..
On a separate note, my best adventurer in a world with all peramiters top-notched explored all 9 of my abondoned forts, had 2\3rds of his things as artifacts the other 1\3rd being candy.
later became champion of all civs, pushed back all dark towers/fortresses (NO EVIL LEFT..)
all of this with no more than 8 followers at any one time.
left this world due to his job here being done (went off the edge of the map)
Went to sleep on a glacier and woke up in the form of a seal being devoured by a polar bear...
then woke up as a Gorlak bothering ratmen (got blow darted to death)
Woke up as a fire imp sealed in a magma pool..
Cursed to forever search for his original form
really ? no shit..
Mod? I have never encountered more than 2-3 goblins at a time.
Post by: Kay on October 31, 2012, 08:03:04 pm
Mod? I have never encountered more than 2-3 goblins at a time.
It can happen randomly, but if I recall the more people you have, the more bandits show up in random encounters. Unless that changed in the new version.
Post by: Reudh on October 31, 2012, 11:58:44 pm
Post by: Ogdibus on November 01, 2012, 02:01:38 am
Post by: MasterMorality on November 01, 2012, 05:03:51 am
Nope, still doesn't make sense.
Crap, your'e right. I wasn't looking closely enough at the characters. I thought the lower left panel depicted the spear character jumping down the cliff, into a camp, where a fight was already taking place.
Assuming that it is a sequence of events, it needs more panels in between, so that the ideas transition smoothly.
You're probably right. My bad, ha. I was just trying to dramatise the most bog-standard adventure:
Get character, get companions, wander the wilds, die horribly.
Explanation:
I discovered a camp. Initially there was only one attacker just way out in front of everyone else. The bow woman shot and killed it, and there didn't seem to be anybody else. A few turns later a bunch of his friends turned up, and in the process, the bow woman was shot in midst of the charge.
I'll try and make the next one clearer - although it's just a continuation on this, and from here on it's just a series of death.
Post by: DG on November 01, 2012, 05:34:55 am
Post by: Ogdibus on November 01, 2012, 05:50:23 am
Post by: eepkeep on November 02, 2012, 11:09:47 am
(http://i.imgur.com/gGiCH.png)
Post by: WillowLuman on November 03, 2012, 12:26:47 am
You are dead, and a foolish retard for even thinking you could survive more than an hour out here! Mwahahahaha!
PRESS ESC TO FINISH GAME SO YOU CAN DIE AGAIN!
Post by: DG on November 03, 2012, 05:07:40 am
100% hand-drawn in MS Paint for that authentic feel.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Actually, yes. Goblins should have horns.
Post by: Baron OhShi on November 03, 2012, 08:15:08 am
The XXCrap BoltXX pierces you in the skull through the super-adamantine triple-plated helmet, destroying the entire universe from your head back!
You are dead, and a foolish retard for even thinking you could survive more than an hour out here! Mwahahahaha!
PRESS ESC TO FINISH GAME SO YOU CAN DIE AGAIN!
I used to be an immortal legendary demigod, until I got shot in the back of the head by a kolbold.
Post by: Xenir on November 04, 2012, 12:30:06 pm
The XXCrap BoltXX pierces you in the skull through the super-adamantine triple-plated helmet, destroying the entire universe from your head back!I used to be a superhuman demigod with full adamantine plate armor, shield and sword like you, but then i became a pincushion.
You are dead, and a foolish retard for even thinking you could survive more than an hour out here! Mwahahahaha!
PRESS ESC TO FINISH GAME SO YOU CAN DIE AGAIN!
Post by: WillowLuman on November 04, 2012, 02:54:25 pm
100% hand-drawn in MS Paint for that authentic feel.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Actually, yes. Goblins should have horns.
I think... I think those are ears...
Post by: Rumrusher on November 05, 2012, 08:24:25 pm
Horns currently is stuck miles away from the fortress False_wing return to due to testing teleportation flung him to a ruin city.
He met a cat befriended her but a random mummy pop out and murder it...also chop off his leg, Horns had to warp out of the area to a random villa.
Currently he walking with a band of tall friends. I didn't really draw his story more so did quick sketches of him his men and a mountain troll that kept with him since his long hike.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Facekillz058 on November 05, 2012, 09:55:17 pm
That was better than sliced bread.
Post by: MadocComadrin on November 06, 2012, 12:50:28 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on November 06, 2012, 05:09:14 pm
Spoiler: click here for comic (click to show/hide)
Post by: Logrin on November 07, 2012, 11:06:11 am
Post by: miauw62 on November 07, 2012, 12:34:00 pm
Im really missing all the Shook, Bossknight, and Headbanger stuff.Yeah, i miss all that genius stuff.
That was better than sliced bread.
Shook is still active in the "random things that you drew/shopped/made/etc" thread in creative projects. But that's lower boards.
Post by: Shook on November 07, 2012, 01:12:29 pm
Also, i don't get why you could possibly miss my stuff when you have stuff like...
The adventures of Horns the bogeymanYeah wearing a suit of minecarts loaded up with random weapons you stored weapons in might be a bad idea.Spoiler: click here for comic (click to show/hide)
THE MOST GLORIOUS ARMOR EVER. Skidding is for chumps, this guy ROLLS.
Post by: magmaholic on November 07, 2012, 02:50:44 pm
Well, i do check here regularly, i just suddenly ran out of comic ideas. :c (which i suppose could be remedied if i actually played adventure, but hey)shook,i have noticed the lack of your stickdwarf comics lately õ ^ õ
Also, i don't get why you could possibly miss my stuff when you have stuff like...The adventures of Horns the bogeymanYeah wearing a suit of minecarts loaded up with random weapons you stored weapons in might be a bad idea.Spoiler: click here for comic (click to show/hide)
THE MOST GLORIOUS ARMOR EVER. Skidding is for chumps, this guy ROLLS.
USE YOUR GENIUS ASHFASYFASFHNASMGF
Post by: Rumrusher on November 07, 2012, 07:34:10 pm
Through out the journey he held on to a Trent foot and ear which crippled his movements and he had not enough skill to smack folks correctly with them out side of 1 wolverine and wolf.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
So I have a human fort with ~6 bogeymen, a bunch of dalesman, some vampires, ~2 of dwarves, ~3 Night creatures, 2 trents, one giant, and a storm dragon god living happily telling tales of their adventures. I kinda want to jump into Genesis 5 but I having issues getting bogeymen to pop up.
Post by: SuicideJunkie on November 07, 2012, 10:05:31 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on November 07, 2012, 10:29:29 pm
because currently my goal in this version of both Genesis 4.15 and 34.11 is to have a bogeyman city.
Though recruitment kinda hectic since the recruiter has to walk a good day to a site I do my liberation and the task kinda ask for them to trap bogeymen before the cackling ends.
Post by: DG on November 08, 2012, 02:56:54 am
Post by: Rumrusher on November 09, 2012, 03:12:25 am
they pop up from below due to an explosion.
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Post by: WillowLuman on November 09, 2012, 02:18:46 pm
Post by: Dibber6 on November 09, 2012, 06:03:21 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on November 09, 2012, 08:19:46 pm
Post by: Shook on November 09, 2012, 08:42:30 pm
also i wonder if we'll be able to jump off minecarts in mid air
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
i HOPE we can
Post by: Rumrusher on November 10, 2012, 04:04:36 am
though to do that last one you need to be either a kart wizard or have a minecart handly
Post by: Eric Blank on November 10, 2012, 08:02:14 pm
I'm more than a bit intimidated by minecarts, currently, after my last adventurer very nearly died riding one. Massive brain damage...
Post by: Rumrusher on November 10, 2012, 08:23:12 pm
Post by: EmperorJon on November 11, 2012, 09:28:09 pm
(http://i.snag.gy/XOOWz.jpg)
Oh no, the wall round this fort is exceptionally large! I guess the easiest way in must be just to go over that low section, I'll use the pile of severed limbs to help me climb...
Post by: Eric Blank on November 12, 2012, 01:35:49 am
Post by: Rumrusher on November 12, 2012, 05:29:06 am
Until Siegers are able to readjust their strategies each siege, probably. Adding a minecart loop to the top of the wall should then keep them out for another year.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Eric Blank on November 12, 2012, 06:21:16 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on November 15, 2012, 12:53:45 pm
oh and figure out that you can just simply remove the cart(with an reaction) while you are on land and you won't skid across the floor which means you can atleast save yourself from an accident.
oh and I learn that if you throw someone into a sharp item the item will do weapon damage and if you get it right end up cutting off an arm.
which explains why the guy has a arm... from a person I named 'sparring buddy'.
http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder9/dumbDF-adventures.png (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder9/dumbDF-adventures.png)
edit: I finally figure out how to ollie with a minecart.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder9/Ghost-air.png)
here's Tobul the 'Clay-dwarf' ghost.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder9/ocean-jumps.png)
here a picture of Nemus the bear druid, and bear riding off a block of ice, Nemus is Smiling. The bear is in a submissive position. this is based on the time Nemus got though the first section of the MAW
Post by: Caprealis on November 19, 2012, 11:07:01 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on November 20, 2012, 02:01:17 pm
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on November 20, 2012, 02:06:38 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on November 20, 2012, 03:00:30 pm
here's a revise edit of the original now with halfass shading and clean up deer grazing.
Post by: Caprealis on November 20, 2012, 08:49:11 pm
Post by: Shook on November 22, 2012, 09:46:43 pm
also i oughta mod in pomelos
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
They make jokes, they feed the poor, they make awesome dragon hats AND they're great for telling those blasted lords and ladies what for. Nevermind that it's probably people's faces that will explode rather than the pomelo. Also pomelo is a hilarious word.
pomeloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Post by: Facekillz058 on November 22, 2012, 09:50:26 pm
Is a Pomelo a real thing?
Post by: MadocComadrin on November 22, 2012, 09:56:07 pm
Post by: Caprealis on November 23, 2012, 11:55:25 am
Post by: bombzero on November 23, 2012, 02:02:24 pm
Haha, screw skateboarding, we got MINECARTING. Far more dangerous for everyone involved, far more dorfy and far more RADICAL. Awesome as usual, Rummie. c:
also i oughta mod in pomelosSpoiler (click to show/hide)
They make jokes, they feed the poor, they make awesome dragon hats AND they're great for telling those blasted lords and ladies what for. Nevermind that it's probably people's faces that will explode rather than the pomelo. Also pomelo is a hilarious word.
pomeloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
It's amazing how much expression you can show with eyebrows and a pair of eyes Shook.
Post by: Miko19 on November 23, 2012, 04:18:49 pm
So we have Shook's stick figures, Boss-Knight, Hamstone, that Kobold adventurer, the Pantobus and now the cutest Bogeyman to hit Bay12 forums. What next?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Nicholas <Zinc Cage>
Post by: Rumrusher on November 23, 2012, 05:21:43 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder10/town-of-bogeymen.png)
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder10/plecto.png)
This is plecto it is a long line of bogeymen who has live in peace after The Legendary False-Wing free them from the cackling.
In front of it is "Progenies Cakepraise the Grieving Forks" and "Bracio Pocketbears the Horass of Umbras"
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This kinda take place in 5.11 genesis so... F_W's race kinda have to deal with fallen and voidbenders.
Post by: SuicideJunkie on November 24, 2012, 11:54:16 pm
...
also i oughta mod in pomelos...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Quote from: Wikipedia
Other spellings for pomelo include pummeloI see.
Post by: Haspen on November 25, 2012, 05:42:18 am
MY TRIBUTE TO HAMSTONE - A MOVIE POSTER!
Spoiler: CLICK FOR GREATNESS (click to show/hide)
Post by: WillowLuman on November 25, 2012, 06:49:54 am
Kinda-on-topic!YES
MY TRIBUTE TO HAMSTONE - A MOVIE POSTER!Spoiler: CLICK FOR GREATNESS (click to show/hide)
Post by: miauw62 on November 25, 2012, 07:39:26 am
Quick, someone draw an iron-masked pickaxe-dual-wielding creepy dwarf!YES YES.Kinda-on-topic!YES
MY TRIBUTE TO HAMSTONE - A MOVIE POSTER!Spoiler: CLICK FOR GREATNESS (click to show/hide)
Post by: Shook on November 25, 2012, 08:02:38 am
GLORY AND JUSTICEQuick, someone draw an iron-masked pickaxe-dual-wielding creepy dwarf!YES YES.Kinda-on-topic!YES
MY TRIBUTE TO HAMSTONE - A MOVIE POSTER!Spoiler: CLICK FOR GREATNESS (click to show/hide)
you are an awesome person Haspen
@rumrusher: That second little dude has eyebrows WORTHY OF A WRESTLER! Also killing 7 while stalking, that's some violent stalking right there.
Post by: Haspen on November 25, 2012, 08:05:18 am
Post by: GoombaGeek on November 26, 2012, 09:51:43 am
THIS REALLY HAPPENED*Someone needs to mod in Hamstone.
(http://oi50.tinypic.com/2141atx.jpg)
*maybe
Except his raws would go like this
Code: [Select]
[CREATURE:HAMSTONE]
[STONE:HAM]no other tokens are needed
Post by: WillowLuman on November 26, 2012, 02:44:44 pm
Post by: Argonnek on November 27, 2012, 12:19:38 am
(http://i50.tinypic.com/1zgav60.jpg)
Oh rabbits, they are naught but fodder to me and my adventurers.
Post by: DG on November 27, 2012, 04:06:15 am
I give you: the Wrestler Vs. the Rabbit(s)!Oh rabbits, they are naught but fodder to me and my adventurers.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
If this thread were a competition we'd have a new contender.
The star of disappearance in the fourth panel made me want to cry tears of awe.
Post by: Ogdibus on November 27, 2012, 08:48:21 am
Post by: Ultimuh on November 27, 2012, 09:06:13 am
/me wishes rabbits were of the maneater varietry.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Gizogin on November 27, 2012, 10:27:53 am
So we have Shook's stick figures, Boss-Knight, Hamstone, that Kobold adventurer, the Pantobus and now the cutest Bogeyman to hit Bay12 forums. What next?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Nicholas <Zinc Cage>
You missed one.
Spoiler: Cog Wrathhammer engages a hostile (click to show/hide)
That's right, Cog Wrathhammer is back! Did you miss him? He missed you!
But don't worry, his aim's getting better.
EDIT: Oh, and I seem to recall putting up a prototype Hamstone raw many moons ago. I'll see if I can dig it back up.
Post by: UristMcAwesome on November 27, 2012, 11:09:19 pm
Caste: Female
Type: Standard
Associated Spheres: storms, thunder, weather and writing
Interaction Knowledge: SECRET_STORMS
Journey Pets: Kodo, Griffon, Twilight Cat, Blood Ape, Deer, Puma, Razorback, Wolf and Lion
This female storm dragon is the Queen/God of the Void Dwellers (from Genesis: Reborn).
She's killed 6500+ sentients, most named Sylvan elves in the numerous wars the Void Dwellers had with the Sylvan Empires.
She can actually cause storms, literally. She's also fucking terrifying. ;D
Draw her. Please. ;-;
Post by: 593shaun on November 27, 2012, 11:52:18 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Funnily enough, the world was only in year 30 or so.
Post by: Eric Blank on November 28, 2012, 12:03:52 am
Post by: 593shaun on November 28, 2012, 12:08:51 am
Goblins... Don't die of old age? They're immortal.
Wierd, he did... might have been something in the raws i messed up, I was modding some stuff in, and might not have reverted all the files.
Post by: Eric Blank on November 28, 2012, 12:10:49 am
Post by: Devling on November 28, 2012, 12:44:18 am
Goblins... Don't die of old age? They're immortal.
Wait what.
Post by: Eric Blank on November 28, 2012, 12:49:43 am
Goblins... Don't die of old age? They're immortal.
Wait what.
Yes, they're immortal unless modded. No MAXAGE tag.
Post by: SirAaronIII on November 28, 2012, 01:04:31 am
Post by: 593shaun on November 28, 2012, 04:26:18 am
Post by: MasterMorality on November 28, 2012, 05:04:06 am
Post by: DG on November 28, 2012, 06:40:24 am
I give you: the Wrestler Vs. the Rabbit(s)!Oh rabbits, they are naught but fodder to me and my adventurers.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
If this thread were a competition we'd have a new contender.
The star of disappearance in the fourth panel made me want to cry tears of awe.
Wait until you see the fifth panel, where the rabbit burns up during reentry.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
INITIATE FAN-ART SPIN-OFF. SYSTEMS GO!
(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Drunken_gun/Space_Bunny.png)
Post by: Argonnek on November 28, 2012, 12:07:47 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on November 28, 2012, 12:50:18 pm
Post by: Wuggeh on November 28, 2012, 11:27:59 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Theres also a Gorlak in my stockpile room that can outrun all my soldiers.
Post by: WillowLuman on November 28, 2012, 11:38:35 pm
Just remember, this is for adventure :)
Post by: Wuggeh on November 28, 2012, 11:49:08 pm
So it stuck its lips in his mouth and pulled out his teeth? ERHG
Just remember, this is for adventure :)
ADVENTURES IN DWARF FORTRESS!!
Post by: Rumrusher on November 29, 2012, 02:50:14 am
It'll burn up on reentry anyway. There will be a rather amusing duel in the afterlife.well it will skid across the unallocated sky anyway.... though it would have broken apart hitting it.
though currently in my bogeyman filled run testing Warmist new set of build commands in adventure mode.
Progenies was duel wielding corpses. one was a skeleton and the other still fresh.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
oh okay so I kinda got this to happen...
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder10/livingstatue.png)
So that Dherim is lord of the castle and I did this while he was sleeping.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on November 29, 2012, 02:56:11 am
Post by: Rumrusher on November 29, 2012, 04:28:57 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder10/BLOODFORTHEBLOODGODSKULLSFORTHESKULLTHRONE.png)
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder10/BLOODFORTHEBLOODGODSKULLSFORTHESKULLTHRONE2.png)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Gizogin on November 29, 2012, 08:30:05 pm
My Hamstone file has mysteriously disappeared from my computer. I suspect it is because someone of his nature cannot be contained by a mere hard drive. Perhaps an intrepid thread-diver can find it among the rich and storied history of this thread.
Post by: DG on November 30, 2012, 08:33:40 am
(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa159/Drunken_gun/SpacebunnyReturnComic.png)
You know it makes sense.
Bonus Large Colour Space Bunny
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: pisskop on November 30, 2012, 11:40:18 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on November 30, 2012, 03:47:57 pm
Post by: TheZoomZoll on November 30, 2012, 03:49:34 pm
Post by: Ogdibus on November 30, 2012, 06:22:26 pm
Post by: DG on November 30, 2012, 06:40:22 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on November 30, 2012, 07:16:24 pm
Okay so during my construction of a base with a water wheel I just finally notice that Plecto's race can breathe under water.
so they are fluff up feathered wings that can't fly (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder11/Plecto-dig.png)
Post by: Devling on November 30, 2012, 10:32:10 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on December 01, 2012, 04:09:11 am
Okay so during my construction of a base with a water wheel I just finally notice that Plecto's race can breathe under water.Wait, you only noticed that during construction?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
--
I can tell that project was going swimmingly.
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Post by: GoombaGeek on December 01, 2012, 06:38:10 pm
(http://picasion.com/pic61/b08cbf3c3a579a1164f23d4e1c2a8e50.gif)
Post by: Reudh on December 01, 2012, 07:10:51 pm
see this what happens if you break the unallocation barrier. you turn into supe up beasts.
Okay so during my construction of a base with a water wheel I just finally notice that Plecto's race can breathe under water.
so they are fluff up feathered wings that can't fly (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder11/Plecto-dig.png)
I'd love to have a playable race of bogeys, based on Plecto, Horns and False_Wing. :D
Post by: Rumrusher on December 02, 2012, 03:52:03 pm
well plecto is one of the kin of False_wing though I never did get Horns' raw.see this what happens if you break the unallocation barrier. you turn into supe up beasts.
Okay so during my construction of a base with a water wheel I just finally notice that Plecto's race can breathe under water.
so they are fluff up feathered wings that can't fly (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder11/Plecto-dig.png)
I'd love to have a playable race of bogeys, based on Plecto, Horns and False_Wing. :D
but here's False_wing/Plecto's race (http://pastebin.com/QCwWmbGR)
also that space rabbit is atleast was killed before he threw it, so currently it's a undead buff hare.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on December 03, 2012, 02:07:22 am
(http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx303/GrizzlyAdamz/SpacebunnyReturnComic.png)
also that space rabbit is atleast was killed before he threw it, so currently it's a undead buff hare.
SPACE DUST CAUSES SYNDROMES!
Reanimation, but what else.......?
Post by: WillowLuman on December 03, 2012, 03:38:34 am
The world has died of infection.
Post by: Rumrusher on December 03, 2012, 08:00:24 am
My god.So Space husk?
(http://i766.photobucket.com/albums/xx303/GrizzlyAdamz/SpacebunnyReturnComic.png)also that space rabbit is atleast was killed before he threw it, so currently it's a undead buff hare.
SPACE DUST CAUSES SYNDROMES!
Reanimation, but what else.......?
this is what plecto currently doing.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/morbidideas/plecto-plan.png)
later on the 4 dug through about a good mile under the fort and set up traps...only to find out that every one can spot them.
edit:
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder11/Plecto-plan2.png)
Post by: DG on December 04, 2012, 02:06:36 am
also that space rabbit is atleast was killed before he threw it, so currently it's a undead buff hare.
Indeed, Space Bunny is a solar-powered undead beast. But I'll give it a rest. Mostly because it's not DF adventure mode anymore, and I don't have any more ideas. Where do you go from a mushroom cloud explosion, anyway?
Post by: Rumrusher on December 04, 2012, 03:33:40 am
also that space rabbit is atleast was killed before he threw it, so currently it's a undead buff hare.
Indeed, Space Bunny is a solar-powered undead beast. But I'll give it a rest. Mostly because it's not DF adventure mode anymore, and I don't have any more ideas. Where do you go from a mushroom cloud explosion, anyway?
Post by: Garn on December 04, 2012, 07:43:49 am
Post by: Rumrusher on December 04, 2012, 12:16:56 pm
I wanna see a drove of badger people ambush a multi-legendary adventurer in candy cane armor with a warhammer made out of circus tents. He inevitably gets surrounded due to all the valuable shit he carries around with him weighing him down, and because of that, a badger man punches him in the chest, bruising the lung and winding him. He then proceeds to die.
I kinda blurred most of the other junk out and drew your candy knight. (http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder11/Candy-knight.png)
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Post by: Garn on December 04, 2012, 07:31:42 pm
this just happened with my dude lol
Post by: Argonnek on December 04, 2012, 07:32:02 pm
Post by: Ogdibus on December 04, 2012, 07:42:04 pm
Post by: Shook on December 04, 2012, 07:50:08 pm
We like to jam.I CAN'T RESIST
I MUST
(http://i.imgur.com/HbhZ3.gif)
NOW YOU KNOW WHY YOU FEAR THE soil. Up until the dorfs strike the earth, then there's a wholly different reason to fear it. :USpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: WillowLuman on December 04, 2012, 08:44:20 pm
The soil has been struck down.
Post by: Tsukana on December 04, 2012, 09:27:08 pm
... How, exactly, did a random burst of animal cruelty in one of my adventures lead to no less than two pieces of fanart, wild speculation about what happened to the rabbit in question, and raw modding?
I guess that'll teach you to be more cautious as to what you tell the df community, now won't it? Impressionable as children, with the creativity of a psychopathic murderer with a sketch pad and a limitless budget.
Post by: Eric Blank on December 04, 2012, 09:29:03 pm
Post by: Tsukana on December 06, 2012, 04:06:43 am
Though I can totally see where you're coming from. Now that I read it again it's easy to take it either way.
I'm also quite sad that the joke is dead.
Edit: Even explaining it was confusing. The madman had access. Not you folks. Access denied.
Post by: Eric Blank on December 06, 2012, 12:34:38 pm
Post by: PlutoniumApe on December 06, 2012, 01:24:56 pm
my current dwarven adventurer, axedorf of course
first time I looked at the default equipment and adv description, he still has all of it, including copper battle axe and bronze shield
the dress seems to be obligatory
backpack filled with minotaur head and chunks of dragon meat (first kill) - and I'm hella slow because of the stuff
I always gen my worlds with 200 or more megabeasts, so everystep leads to a lair somehow
long mustache and double braided beard was a little weird, but that's how he rolls
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on December 06, 2012, 06:21:10 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
/nod
Post by: WillowLuman on December 06, 2012, 07:28:35 pm
Long mustache? Pickaxe? It's December?
Spoiler: GOOOOOOLD MUTHAFUCKAS! (click to show/hide)
Post by: Scott Cee on December 07, 2012, 05:51:35 pm
I'm out of retirement.
Post by: DG on December 07, 2012, 06:18:08 pm
Post by: Scott Cee on December 07, 2012, 08:09:56 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on December 07, 2012, 11:44:00 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: iceball3 on December 08, 2012, 12:44:43 am
Pantobus and FALSE WING and hamstone and a bunch of others I forget
Post by: Xantalos on December 08, 2012, 04:00:06 am
Post by: Rumrusher on December 08, 2012, 08:18:10 am
Goddamit I WILL not let the ocean get this guy! He's my fricking antique adventurer all the way from 31.25, has more (bone) bling than the entire Internet ghetto, and us the pinky adventurer I've had that has Legendary +100 stats without cheating; I WILL. NOT. LET THE FROZEN WATER TAKE ONOL NEKOLURDIM UZOLKEN IDOK. NEVER !!!first why did you walk into the frozen maw of the ocean with out taking the proper safety features?
Post by: Scott Cee on December 08, 2012, 10:20:19 am
OOoh, you're that guy with 'the elf' and animal-hater, yes?Yes. I am that guy.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
So, uh, while trying to get back into the swing of things, Misadventurer was cruelly and ignominiously slain while attempting to kill a stray duck.
He wasn't to know it had about four hundred friends hiding around a corner, who proceded to render him unconcious and then literally peck his brains out.
Link would be proud.
Post by: WillowLuman on December 09, 2012, 12:45:37 am
Spoiler: Gloriously dwarfy moment (click to show/hide)
I love the description in this screenshot.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on December 09, 2012, 06:48:59 am
Yes. I am that guy.
[sad/humorous news + words]
Called it! Memory like an elephant, I have!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: miauw62 on December 09, 2012, 02:00:04 pm
"Here we have Saltwater Crocodile Guts and Bones in a pile of vomit"
Post by: WillowLuman on December 09, 2012, 03:10:08 pm
Post by: Scootagoose on December 09, 2012, 04:27:39 pm
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Also. I forgot his arms the second time around.
Post by: Scott Cee on December 10, 2012, 01:08:36 pm
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Post by: Garn on December 10, 2012, 04:16:40 pm
my dwarven peasant necromancer was ambushed by bandits a few hours after he animated a dragon corpse
(http://imageshack.us/a/img13/9436/finishedxo.png)
true story too, except there was also a crossbowman, but I don't like drawing those
Post by: DG on December 10, 2012, 08:29:00 pm
Post by: TheCoolSideofthePIllow on December 10, 2012, 11:17:47 pm
I decided to give this a go
my dwarven peasant necromancer was ambushed by bandits a few hours after he animated a dragon corpse
(http://imageshack.us/a/img13/9436/finishedxo.png)
true story too, except there was also a crossbowman, but I don't like drawing those
"Sensual tightnesses," eh?
Sounds like virginal vaginas.
Post by: strongrudder on December 11, 2012, 01:47:10 am
just... |:
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on December 11, 2012, 12:58:23 pm
Also, nice broken toe.
Post by: Kastrol Aslaasri on December 11, 2012, 08:43:37 pm
5 minutes later, I added another card to my collection
(http://i.imgur.com/W1I7s.jpg?1)
Here's a screenshot of the action
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: iceball3 on December 12, 2012, 12:48:44 am
Post by: Facekillz058 on December 12, 2012, 06:55:54 am
Ohman, dwarf fortress seriously needs a card game. Do you have a template for that, Kastrol?Yes, so much!
Post by: Kastrol Aslaasri on December 12, 2012, 08:13:42 am
I have made some other ones (about fortress mode):
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
About the template, I need to make a proper one, I just copy pasted everything, have no real "template". Also I need to remember where do I found the DF font xD
Post by: strongrudder on December 12, 2012, 08:57:37 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on December 12, 2012, 09:15:53 pm
Post by: pisskop on December 12, 2012, 09:18:03 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on December 12, 2012, 11:38:23 pm
It's just that if dwarves are "short" but the other creatures are "medium sized," why are humans the odd ones out in clothing sizes?
Post by: Eric Blank on December 13, 2012, 01:02:56 am
Post by: WillowLuman on December 13, 2012, 01:55:49 am
Post by: pisskop on December 13, 2012, 01:00:37 pm
http://www.anver.com/document/company/Reference%20Guides/length.html
Use cylinders for humanoids.
http://exceleverywhere.com/calculate/html/technical/Area_and_Volume/Area_and_Volume.htm
I think this is as good as I can find, but I inquired with a friend, so I'll see if he drops something better. . .
Edit: This was in an image search for 70000cm^3 :) (http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A0PDoS1mGMpQYzIA6bSJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBlMTQ4cGxyBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1n?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3D70000%2Bcm%255E3%26fr%3Dyfp-t-701%26fr2%3Dpiv-web%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D5&w=180&h=139&imgurl=dwarffortresswiki.org%2Fimages%2Fthumb%2Fe%2Fed%2FIron_golem.png%2F180px-Iron_golem.png&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdwarffortresswiki.org%2Findex.php%2FDF2012%3AIron_man&size=28.3+KB&name=DF2012%3AIron+man+-+Dwarf+Fortress+Wiki&p=70000+cm%5E3&oid=e6b1449992c64b0aa8a42a2ba283e181&fr2=piv-web&fr=yfp-t-701&tt=DF2012%253AIron%2Bman%2B-%2BDwarf%2BFortress%2BWiki&b=0&ni=21&no=5&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=11mh0cime&sigb=135aj3169&sigi=12bc7j8n3&.crumb=pliBoWahcC9)
This is what I got from him: http://dungeons.wikia.com/wiki/SRD:Table_of_Creature_Size_and_Scale
Post by: Ultimuh on December 14, 2012, 07:32:27 am
Use this if you have conversion issues.
http://www.anver.com/document/company/Reference%20Guides/length.html
This one's flawed.
There's no Urists.
Post by: Crabs on December 15, 2012, 07:29:23 am
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2il24qg.png)
(http://i49.tinypic.com/11sntp0.jpg)
The only remains were the wings. I don't know if I should keep them as a trophy...
(http://i50.tinypic.com/143i3dh.jpg)
Post by: Facekillz058 on December 15, 2012, 09:09:31 am
Post by: miauw62 on December 15, 2012, 10:06:39 am
Post by: Slayerhero90 on December 15, 2012, 01:47:49 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on December 15, 2012, 09:40:45 pm
>vile thing has killed 20
>gets there with a band of followers
>>it's made of sand
>>>throw all the things
Post by: WisdomThumbs on December 17, 2012, 12:36:30 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
...Those were actually really boring days.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on December 17, 2012, 12:37:52 am
Post by: WisdomThumbs on December 17, 2012, 01:13:27 am
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on December 17, 2012, 01:26:31 am
Post by: Tiruin on December 17, 2012, 02:08:36 am
That drawing is really darn good.I love the anatomy. O_o
Post by: Rumrusher on December 17, 2012, 08:10:26 am
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder13/Warmor-anga-doodle.png)
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder13/Warmor-anga-doodle2-colored.png)
Spoiler: "in-game representation on how the script works" (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: "Ungbuga the Summoned shadow" (click to show/hide)
though it doesn't look much, Bogey-mage here can use the spell, then RUN the hell away before it triggers.
Post by: Scott Cee on December 18, 2012, 04:45:55 am
Post by: WisdomThumbs on December 18, 2012, 04:47:06 am
And how could this epicness be illustrated?
Post by: DG on December 18, 2012, 06:19:25 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Scott Cee on December 18, 2012, 11:09:09 am
Wait, how do you kill someone with a strawberry?I ran out of sharp stones.
Not so much evil intent, just absentmindedness... and forgetting to check what was in my hands at the time.
Post by: miauw62 on December 18, 2012, 11:10:13 am
Post by: Scott Cee on December 19, 2012, 01:25:52 pm
Or, since it was properly a wild strawberry, maybe it bit him.
(http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o628/Cee_Scott/wildstraw_zps2ea78730.jpg)
Post by: Ameablable on December 19, 2012, 11:02:05 pm
couldn't be bothered to colour it more then i had.
Post by: DG on December 20, 2012, 12:48:51 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on December 20, 2012, 04:10:32 am
Post by: WisdomThumbs on December 20, 2012, 04:16:11 pm
I may be playing with laughable framerate but damn it all, I can't stay away.
Post by: Darklars on December 21, 2012, 09:17:18 am
Post by: Ameablable on December 21, 2012, 04:12:50 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on December 21, 2012, 07:03:59 pm
Post by: WisdomThumbs on December 21, 2012, 08:47:28 pm
Whenever I hear the merchants hawking their wares in the markets, I now imagine it as an enormous musical thing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETSl8gWsFZ0)
HAHA! XD
Cobar was walking through a city market one morning when 20-40 merchants woke up simultaneously and started hawking their wares at the tops of their lungs before he could take another step. It was startling, horrifying, and hilarious in equal measure. They created a wall of messages about fish, sperm whale lungs, and badger meat.
Now I'm picturing them all as springing awake at the crack of dawn and launching into a massive crowd musical number. XD
Post by: DG on December 22, 2012, 12:04:36 am
Whenever I hear the merchants hawking their wares in the markets, I now imagine it as an enormous musical thing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETSl8gWsFZ0)
I thought the 6 for 5 part was the best but then when he changed the tempo at the end it cracked me up.
Post by: Devling on December 22, 2012, 05:55:58 pm
Post by: Garn on December 23, 2012, 12:46:14 am
Oh, Mr.Strawberry. Meme fame is within your grasp.come on you're not supposed to spoil stuff like this when it happens
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Rumrusher on December 23, 2012, 12:16:35 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder14/happy-explodemus.png)
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder14/happy-explodemus2.png)
so with help of the Dfhack community, what is shown is explosive corpse spell.
it will target any corpse on the floor and set them all off to explode. any one unlucky to be near the 7 tile blast radius will be knock backed may end up getting minor burns.
currently working on making it kill on first blast. so far the spell just coat everything in any stone particle was set, like opal or marble, or glass shards
the spell is great in tombs and dungeons.
Post by: exolyx on December 23, 2012, 08:24:02 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: WisdomThumbs on December 24, 2012, 04:07:34 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I've got a followup comic I plan to do later detailing how my companion saved Cobar's life during that ambush. It was one of the greatest things I've seen in Dwarf Fortress, comparatively speaking.
Post by: Freshmaniscoolman on December 24, 2012, 08:43:39 am
Post by: Scott Cee on December 24, 2012, 09:45:02 am
This is a drawing of a human. The drawing relates to the first wounding of the human adventurer Cobar Timtaersi.If only there was some obnoxoiusly over-used, but relevant, meme that relates situations involving adventurers, arrows and knees...
Fortunately, I have super-dwarven willpower and can resist.
Post by: WisdomThumbs on December 24, 2012, 11:47:23 am
Who else thinks this topic really really went off-topic? It's supposed to be draw your adventures, not draw things that didn't happen, or not posting stuff that does not relate to this topic, if it is weird and it happened, I want photographical evidence.
Well isn't it fortunate that I took screenshots of nearly everything Cobar has ever done?
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2upcobp.jpg)
(http://i49.tinypic.com/20p4ow3.jpg)
And the aftermath:
(http://i45.tinypic.com/b9f7lx.jpg)
Post by: Rumrusher on December 24, 2012, 12:50:12 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder14/proof-of-explosion.png)
Good news the bomb works on every z level I learn this the hard way when my adventurer was pick up by the gust and fell down 3 floors onto a skeleton.
Post by: WillowLuman on December 24, 2012, 02:06:31 pm
Post by: DG on December 24, 2012, 08:12:58 pm
Who else thinks this topic really really went off-topic? It's supposed to be draw your adventures, not draw things that didn't happen, or not posting stuff that does not relate to this topic, if it is weird and it happened, I want photographical evidence.
What you want is to kill the thread.
Post by: Ameablable on December 24, 2012, 08:14:19 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on December 24, 2012, 11:02:55 pm
You using some kind of TES mod?Well I'm using genesis 5.11 and dfhack running a custom script that holds spells.
One in which is a set of corpse explosion which really is dfhack setting the direction of where the attack is.
no syndromes(yet) or interactions just a scripted reaction.
So far the spell is more of a neat trick than a useful weapon unless you get some one really close then.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder14/spell-list.png)
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder14/Mega-explosion.png)
Post by: Eric Blank on December 25, 2012, 01:39:05 am
I'd imagine that any poor bastard caught in that ‼won't last very long‼.
Post by: WillowLuman on December 25, 2012, 03:21:02 am
This thread can never die.It's simple; we, uh, KILL the thread.
Post by: Ameablable on December 25, 2012, 11:37:26 am
It's simple; we, uh, KILL the thread.(http://i.imgur.com/BoAAM.png)
lol i got a pc tablet for christmas
kinda wanted to test it
Post by: WillowLuman on December 25, 2012, 02:49:47 pm
Post by: Ameablable on December 25, 2012, 03:03:51 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on December 25, 2012, 06:45:49 pm
Spoiler: HUGE (click to show/hide)
Post by: Ameablable on December 25, 2012, 06:46:57 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on December 25, 2012, 06:52:27 pm
Post by: Ameablable on December 25, 2012, 06:54:39 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on December 26, 2012, 06:12:22 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: GoombaGeek on December 26, 2012, 07:44:10 pm
(http://oi50.tinypic.com/oub12t.jpg)
Post by: WisdomThumbs on December 26, 2012, 07:46:17 pm
The standardSpoiler (click to show/hide)
At first I couldn't understand what I was looking at, but the longer I looked at it the clearer and more epic it got.
Now I see the tragic tale of McAdventurer and his courageous career as an arrow magnet.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Bloax on December 27, 2012, 04:28:36 am
Now he is dead, his skull is broken, his brain is gone and his guts are spilled.
god damn you legs, why are you so fragile and (NewSpeed = Leg == Broken ? Speed/3 : Speed)
EDIT: Hey, what is that I see, he got shot in the arm. That's no classic - silly. Real 'venturers pick up their lost weapons from broken limbs and beat the buggers to death with the other arm.
Because I've certainly survived some instances of this, but almost none of the "lose foot, get stomped" classical YASDs.
Post by: WillowLuman on December 27, 2012, 02:05:51 pm
Post by: BrokenRecordNYEH on December 27, 2012, 02:10:25 pm
She is so muscular it says so twice for some reason
(http://i.imgur.com/ZFcJc.png)
I'll probably draw this later but if anyone wants to you'll probably do a better job than me
(http://i.imgur.com/DYWfb.png)
Post by: Ameablable on December 28, 2012, 12:25:30 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLbUx1nRZlM
Post by: Eric Blank on December 28, 2012, 12:28:32 am
Post by: Ameablable on December 28, 2012, 12:38:29 am
Post by: rabidgam3r on December 28, 2012, 01:06:21 am
Post by: slowpokez on December 28, 2012, 06:12:03 am
So i made this Animation, it involves adventure mode AND it's drawn and it's kinda a tribute to shook's hamstone so enjoy!!I was litterarly laughing so hard that I almost fell out of my chair xD I don't what it is about Hamstone but anything he's involved in results in success :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLbUx1nRZlM
Best part is when he slowly slides across the mutilated adventurer to make place for the credits. :P
Post by: Ameablable on December 28, 2012, 08:17:28 am
Post by: strongrudder on December 28, 2012, 12:22:36 pm
...or something. X)
Post by: WillowLuman on December 28, 2012, 02:10:12 pm
*Hides under bed at the thought*
Post by: Facekillz058 on December 28, 2012, 02:42:14 pm
Post by: Ameablable on December 28, 2012, 02:50:14 pm
What happens when he becomes ≡Sharpened Hamstone≡?
*Hides under bed at the thought*
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: slowpokez on December 28, 2012, 03:05:23 pm
What happens when he becomes ≡Sharpened Hamstone≡?
*Hides under bed at the thought*Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Dokkir on December 28, 2012, 10:14:42 pm
Post by: iceball3 on December 29, 2012, 12:42:01 am
Post by: WillowLuman on December 29, 2012, 02:22:34 am
what about an "Artifact Sharpened Hamstone"? >:3http://www.fallingfalling.com/
and
http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/
will happen.
Or, I'm completely mistaken. Only Shook knows the truth
Post by: darkrider2 on December 29, 2012, 02:35:46 am
Post by: Ameablable on December 29, 2012, 09:14:47 am
http://adamusprime.tumblr.com/niccagehead
Post by: Xotano on December 30, 2012, 12:56:49 am
so i was just mesing around on dwarf fortress with a brand new guy on a brand new computer, i disabled an archer through wrestling and i grabbed his head and pinched off his nose, this makes the "i'v got your nose" joke a terrifying thing that should be drawn!
Post by: WillowLuman on December 30, 2012, 04:36:48 am
(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/9213/nosebleedf.png)
Post by: Sir Logan on December 30, 2012, 10:17:04 am
Screw all that, I was just asked to kill a vamp.
'Bla bla bla he killed ONE THOUSAND FIFTY-FIVE in his lust for murder bla bla'
What the heck.
Post by: Xotano on December 30, 2012, 11:09:14 am
the teeth exploding into full sets of teeth thing really needs to be fixed even tho its so funny.
Post by: rabidgam3r on December 30, 2012, 01:43:47 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on December 31, 2012, 06:34:47 pm
(http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/2127/woopsiedaisyarchery.png)
Reminded me of this (http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Fire_b0d1c0_2762718.jpg)
Post by: Ameablable on January 01, 2013, 01:25:21 am
have a happy new year!
gosh this threads been alive a while now eh?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 01, 2013, 01:50:16 am
Post by: Slayerhero90 on January 01, 2013, 01:57:07 am
Post by: Ameablable on January 01, 2013, 01:57:44 am
Post by: WillowLuman on January 01, 2013, 01:59:14 am
Post by: Eric Blank on January 01, 2013, 02:02:00 am
Post by: Slayerhero90 on January 01, 2013, 02:03:23 am
Post by: Sappho on January 01, 2013, 06:03:13 am
Post by: WillowLuman on January 01, 2013, 07:01:24 am
There is no sunlight when you are dead.
You have lost track of time since your death.
Being dead is cold and clammy.
Somehow, this creeps me the fuck out and is also a little depressing. No matter what your adventurer has done, in the end they lie where they fell, cold, sunless, and so utterly alone that time loses meaning.
Post by: Xantalos on January 01, 2013, 07:36:48 am
A dwarf walks into an elven town only to find that this is the town with a king living in it! And he's an enemy of the civilization! So the king makes a big speech about how hopeless his fate is because he's going to die, and then the dwarf kills all the guards, kicks the king in the phallus several dozen times, and then leaves.
Post by: WillowLuman on January 01, 2013, 07:50:25 am
Post by: Xantalos on January 01, 2013, 07:56:50 am
You throw the dingo by the tail!
The dingo crashes into the dingo, crushing the left testicle!
The dingo has passed out from the pain.
Post by: WillowLuman on January 01, 2013, 01:00:49 pm
Nah, you'd have to be very unlucky indeed to get killed by one at that point.
Post by: Argonnek on January 01, 2013, 07:24:31 pm
Also, somehow never stumbled upon this before, but:Sometimes, especially if you die on a site like a goblin fortress (in 40d, at least) or a bandit camp, things will happen to you after death. Like having your corpse impaled on a spike as an example to others. This happens to me a lot.
There is no sunlight when you are dead.
You have lost track of time since your death.
Being dead is cold and clammy.
Somehow, this creeps me the fuck out and is also a little depressing. No matter what your adventurer has done, in the end they lie where they fell, cold, sunless, and so utterly alone that time loses meaning.
Post by: Crabs on January 03, 2013, 10:09:03 am
Had to kill a vampire in a town.
Killed every single Kobold in the dungeon unter the palace.'
No Vampire Kobold?!
The town's Lord is about to enter the hall, souspiciusly glowing...
Accuse him of being a night creature and he goes batshit insane, killing the last of my followers. The rest was killed by the kobolds.
I, still sneaking, clip his foot off with my pincer and then begin to chop up his whole upper body until he dies of blood loss.
Took his human bone crown as a trophy.
:3
(http://www7.pic-upload.de/03.01.13/rjvbrjco66wq.png)
Post by: Ogdibus on January 03, 2013, 10:13:04 am
Post by: miauw62 on January 03, 2013, 01:18:28 pm
WE MUST KNOW!
Post by: rabidgam3r on January 03, 2013, 03:08:14 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on January 03, 2013, 03:14:47 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Crabs on January 04, 2013, 03:30:18 am
What is his name?
WE MUST KNOW!
*sheds a tear*
Names don't matter when you're dead... if you know what I mean.
I-I was alone, outside of town- at night. I knew it was stupid but it was just a mile to the next town and I overestimated myself.
They ambushed me. Many of them. BOGEYMEN :(!.
This shall be the name that people should remember for ages!
Mister Crabby the Pincers of Stabbing?
That made my morning. We need MORE!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I can't see it.
Post by: WillowLuman on January 04, 2013, 02:02:15 pm
Dead? And they didn't even have the decency to steam him?
Post by: Ameablable on January 05, 2013, 12:47:39 am
sorry i havent posted in a while, i was making a new animation. no i'm totally not bringing this up as a cheap way to advertise something that has nothing to do with DF.
Post by: Rumrusher on January 05, 2013, 05:35:53 am
she sat in that room waiting, and waiting for a spell she pick up from the human fort she rested in once to work.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder15/Corpse-bomb.png)
the cloud soon fill up the room scattering the junk she threw in spilling everything all over the floors above.
it work, soon she heard cries and thuds above, the burning and screaming of all those who dared invade today.
then suddenly she got and idea a weird idea an idea that must have came from the hours of waiting and the bloodshed.
I'm The Mayor of DWARF-HOLE!
She agreed on this, after the smoke settled above and the moans died down she went along and clean up her home. Sat up a mayor office and the paper work to go with it, she even got a nursery for Ungbuga's children.
here's a screen cap of "Zuglar Whipgrouped The Alchemical Limb" home DWARF-HOLE
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder15/MAYOR-ALCHEM-LIMB.png)
So far testing what craze events I can get into with this fort, this is the first time an adventurer just elects themselves as mayor.
Post by: Freshmaniscoolman on January 08, 2013, 09:16:49 am
So I started a 1x1 fort for my female dwarf adventurer Zuglar (east to the other 1x1 fort that is filled with bogeymen), due to some weird coding in the script I couldn't retire in the site. Zalgur had to move into a human fort while her place had to be reclaimed by a bunch of dwarves. when she came back the whole place was over run by night creatures ranging from midnight trolls to spouces of shadows on top of the local minotaur and quillbeasts(genesis mod). Zuglar fought her way into the main room of her underground home to find a wyrm near by, some how one of the many beasts spew fire and lit most of the hostiles in the area leading to a quick match against a bandit elf. during all this fighting the embark group are dying to the horde above. then when Zalgur finish killing off the hostile wildlife and elf in the home she lock all her doors and made a room to store the soon to be rotting bodies.
she sat in that room waiting, and waiting for a spell she pick up from the human fort she rested in once to work.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder15/Corpse-bomb.png)
the cloud soon fill up the room scattering the junk she threw in spilling everything all over the floors above.
it work, soon she heard cries and thuds above, the burning and screaming of all those who dared invade today.
then suddenly she got and idea a weird idea an idea that must have came from the hours of waiting and the bloodshed.
I'm The Mayor of DWARF-HOLE!
She agreed on this, after the smoke settled above and the moans died down she went along and clean up her home. Sat up a mayor office and the paper work to go with it, she even got a nursery for Ungbuga's children.
here's a screen cap of "Zuglar Whipgrouped The Alchemical Limb" home DWARF-HOLE
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder15/MAYOR-ALCHEM-LIMB.png)
So far testing what craze events I can get into with this fort, this is the first time an adventurer just elects themselves as mayor.
This is draw your adventures, as inadventure mode.
Post by: Rumrusher on January 08, 2013, 10:15:04 am
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder15/Mayor-in-adventuremode.png)
also I don't know how but some time after hunting down some pigs she ended up getting this huge wall of text about how legendary she is.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Zuglar currently heading out on the request of a child nightcreature to find some guy.
Post by: WillowLuman on January 08, 2013, 02:51:48 pm
Post by: EmperorJon on January 09, 2013, 08:13:30 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on January 10, 2013, 03:55:06 am
Can you fire ballistas in adventure mode? Can you load them?(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder15/yes-you-can.png)
Post by: Slayerhero90 on January 10, 2013, 08:33:36 am
Can you fire ballistas in adventure mode? Can you load them?(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder15/yes-you-can.png)
You can turn ballistae?! OHMUHGAWD.
Post by: WillowLuman on January 11, 2013, 01:18:37 am
Post by: Ameablable on January 11, 2013, 07:08:32 am
Don't have a picture, but reminds me of one I've already seen. In this screenshot, we see a recent, short-lived adventurer of mine, her career ended by a mistaken keypress:Hey i just noticed this. That link is broken. It just leads to he front page of funnyjunk.
(http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/2127/woopsiedaisyarchery.png)
Reminded me of this (http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Fire_b0d1c0_2762718.jpg)
Post by: Zealord on January 11, 2013, 07:49:44 am
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/44389029/lelelel.png)
Post by: superBlast on January 11, 2013, 03:02:17 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/v7ed7.png)
Though i was able to take one with me before I died... again.
Post by: Rumrusher on January 11, 2013, 04:09:32 pm
Zuglar home is attracting all the evil in the world in one spot, more so Wyrm hatchlings seem to crawl into house and murder any civilian armed or not, let alone you have bandits, minotaurs and a Sand worm pop up in her home. This only happens if I want to leave her house, and returning from adventuring
so to recap Zuglar created a hole in the ground called DWARF-HOLE. She couldn't really move into the area due to strange vibes and left to rest in a human fort. A Dwarven Government gets word of Zuglar's new residence and moves 7 dwarves in her home. The dwarves soon move in and notice Zulgar wasn't home, they all got into their war gear for her return(intentions for why is unknown). Zulgar walks back home only to find a war zone with armored dwarves fighting minotaurs. Zuglar went
pretty much all the dwarves sent by the Dwarven Government are dead from blood lost and Zuglar was the only one left alive. Zuglar during the end of this event thought time to elect my self as Mayor. Due to surviving all that she now well known for her actions at her home, enough so that Night creatures attempt to move in when she decides to walk out(let alone DWARF-HOLE gets refilled with Wyrms, Minotaurs, and sandworms).
So far the only edits I'm doing is corpse explosions, the chance to raise 2 children of Ungbuga, the process of adventure mode having fort mode jobs and switching between fort mode and adventure mode(and spawning in DWARF-HOLE as a site), her getting ambushed by horrible Wyrms, sandworms, nightcreatures, minotaurs, then after fighting them Decide to BECOME MAYOR OF THE
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder15/the-life-of-Zuglar.png)
Post by: WillowLuman on January 11, 2013, 08:51:42 pm
Curses! This should work: http://lolbot.net/pix/18017.jpgDon't have a picture, but reminds me of one I've already seen. In this screenshot, we see a recent, short-lived adventurer of mine, her career ended by a mistaken keypress:Hey i just noticed this. That link is broken. It just leads to he front page of funnyjunk.
(http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/2127/woopsiedaisyarchery.png)
Reminded me of this (http://lolbot.net/pix/18017.jpg)
Post by: DG on January 11, 2013, 09:31:00 pm
Good work Super! Anyone who goes to the trouble of using thicker lines on a stick figure goblin's limbs because it is closer to the observer is awesome.
Mind-boggling as ever, Rumrusher, but fascinating.
Post by: WillowLuman on January 11, 2013, 09:40:38 pm
At this point I had some bizarre catharsis, and thought I'd share. Was going to draw but honestly can't think what mood to depict the moment in.
Post by: superBlast on January 11, 2013, 11:19:08 pm
And the picture Hugo linked was pretty hilarious lol.
Post by: Ameablable on January 11, 2013, 11:50:19 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/llz93.png)
just decided i'd share,
prolly shoulda posted this before i posted the animation....
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on January 12, 2013, 01:30:44 am
So, I just downloaded some random person's uploaded save off the DFFD and adventured to their abandoned fort. When I pulled a lever, a minecart went screaming down a now-revealed secret passage at me, slamming into a stop and flinging it's payload of undead rabbits at me. These "live," spinning beasties severed my spine upon impact and I passed out, saved, and exited.
At this point I had some bizarre catharsis, and thought I'd share. Was going to draw but honestly can't think what mood to depict the moment in.
Turn it into a comic and go with all of them.
!Colors!
Post by: superBlast on January 12, 2013, 02:58:51 am
(http://i.imgur.com/Y0y7x.png)
Seriously I thought I would be safe being in the middle of a fortress and all but noooooo....
Didn't even get to test out being an archer T-T
Post by: Haspen on January 12, 2013, 04:23:35 am
You must sleep inside the castle walls/keep to be protected from bogeys.
Post by: superBlast on January 12, 2013, 06:02:13 am
And just wondering, what does a bogeyman even look like?
Post by: Reudh on January 12, 2013, 06:35:21 am
Like the Boggart in Harry Potter, which is arguably the same creature, it takes the form of the viewer's worst nightmare.
Ingame, however, they tend to be bipedal humanoids with horns and wings, varying in size from cat to human size.
Post by: evanderep on January 12, 2013, 06:53:12 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_miGclPFGs&list=PL0EFC6CDE54BC6F3E&index=3
Post by: superBlast on January 12, 2013, 08:46:12 am
Post by: Rumrusher on January 12, 2013, 11:47:05 am
Whatever you don't want it to look like.Eh their randomly generated beings that are professional wrestlers and only known to be hostile due to having no Civ to call their own.
Like the Boggart in Harry Potter, which is arguably the same creature, it takes the form of the viewer's worst nightmare.
Ingame, however, they tend to be bipedal humanoids with horns and wings, varying in size from cat tohuman size.smaller kobold
also the cackling is kinda weird in that it warps bogeys into the area if the person outside. if you can see the sky then crackling can be open and summon bogey on you.
though this doesn't mean bogey can't walk inside and murder every one else because there no restrictions to a bogeyman from walking inside or doing anything they want.
just that they will vanish once the target reaches the requirements to end the cackling which is going inside or killing every single bogeyman in the area with out spawning more.
so you kinda had a bunch of guards get mauled in their sleep by bogeymen.
also archery is the weaker of the skills you can have in adventure mode due to how slow it is to fire compared to your enemies.
Post by: Scott Cee on January 12, 2013, 04:16:37 pm
Post by: superBlast on January 12, 2013, 05:02:52 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/AYgqm.png)
After doing that he got stabbed in the upper spine and eventually died.
Seriously I suck at adventure mode. Once I survive two nights I'll beat my all time record!
(In case it looks like an axe to some, It's a hammer.)
Post by: strongrudder on January 12, 2013, 07:13:09 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on January 13, 2013, 02:59:23 am
At least the cats all died happy? X)The smiles are an artifact of the brain-smashing.
Post by: WillowLuman on January 13, 2013, 04:27:27 pm
Kinda a bit too late wouldn't you say? But yeah I'll be remembering that next time to avoid 3 pages worth of me getting beaten to death.
And just wondering, what does a bogeyman even look like?
Anything from this
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
to this
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and more
Post by: Ameablable on January 14, 2013, 08:12:25 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/MNtPX.png)
reverted back to my old characters, hope you like!
Post by: Dorfmangler on January 16, 2013, 01:55:42 pm
LIVE DAMN YOU! LIIIIIIIIVE!
Post by: WillowLuman on January 16, 2013, 09:28:25 pm
Post by: Ameablable on January 16, 2013, 09:29:41 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on January 16, 2013, 10:56:06 pm
The Return of the Alpaca.
Post by: Ameablable on January 16, 2013, 11:04:29 pm
Post by: Karl Marx on January 18, 2013, 02:19:19 am
I humbly request someone draw my Legendary Axe Hero Vampire Dwarf (who wears armor exclusively made out of the bones of other creatures and is adorned with a large amount of bone accessories, oh and let's not forget his legendary Bismuth Bronze Axe "The Force of Glaciers") throwing the severed head of a vampire elf at an eagle so he can keep himself from starving while he wanders the wilds.
Post by: Doctor Blood on January 19, 2013, 09:04:15 am
Post by: Nedinu on January 19, 2013, 10:44:21 am
*IMG] and [*/img].
Post by: Doctor Blood on January 19, 2013, 11:19:42 am
Post by: Ameablable on January 19, 2013, 11:21:22 am
Thank You!
(https://mail-attachment.googleusercontent.com/attachment/u/0/?ui=2&ik=a57eb24e11&view=att&th=13c5399892557aa3&attid=0.1&disp=inline&realattid=f_hc4yn1lk0&safe=1&zw&saduie=AG9B_P_PmUYEHa8RWQ_IfKSrlNvN&sadet=1358612301816&sads=yBRccw2RpETDWmOBhbQ3BwVCOqs&sadssc=1)
image isnt appearing. try using Imgur
Post by: Doctor Blood on January 19, 2013, 11:35:25 am
Post by: Nedinu on January 19, 2013, 11:43:08 am
Post by: Ameablable on January 19, 2013, 12:27:41 pm
Post by: Ameablable on January 19, 2013, 02:26:46 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: WillowLuman on January 19, 2013, 02:34:58 pm
Doctor Blood, try using Imgur or Imageshack. Then, once the image is uploaded, right click on it and select "view image"
Copy the URL of the resulting page and paste it into your post. Select in and click the button left of the globe above the smilies.
Post by: Ameablable on January 19, 2013, 02:41:29 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on January 19, 2013, 03:17:51 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on January 19, 2013, 03:55:57 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on January 19, 2013, 05:04:36 pm
Post by: Doctor Blood on January 19, 2013, 09:35:29 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/B8C9aGa.jpg)
Post by: Ameablable on January 19, 2013, 09:40:38 pm
Alright last attempt here haha First Adventurer!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
haha! that's great.. you used to be an adventurer.. untill you took an arrow to the.... nah i wont
much better then my first ever adventure, i died from the first animal i saw.... an alpaca.
Post by: WillowLuman on January 19, 2013, 10:23:34 pm
But there is one they fear... in their tounge, he is Alpakiint, Camel-Kicker!Alright last attempt here haha First Adventurer!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
haha! that's great.. you used to be an adventurer.. untill you took an arrow to the.... nah i wont
much better then my first ever adventure, i died from the first animal i saw.... an alpaca.
Post by: Ameablable on January 19, 2013, 10:30:57 pm
Fus roh baaahh!But there is one they fear... in their tounge, he is Alpakiint, Camel-Kicker!Alright last attempt here haha First Adventurer!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
haha! that's great.. you used to be an adventurer.. untill you took an arrow to the.... nah i wont
much better then my first ever adventure, i died from the first animal i saw.... an alpaca.
Alpaca's baah right?
Post by: Nedinu on January 19, 2013, 10:57:47 pm
Post by: Nedinu on January 19, 2013, 11:00:07 pm
Post by: Doctor Blood on January 19, 2013, 11:02:09 pm
Happened about twenty minutes ago. While my crossbowman was getting water, and an alligator appeared out of nowhere. It bites my guys leg severing it and it goes back into the water. I try to crawl away but I die of blood loss... That's why I love this game :D
Post by: Reudh on January 19, 2013, 11:02:25 pm
Post by: Ameablable on January 19, 2013, 11:10:59 pm
Post by: Reudh on January 19, 2013, 11:14:04 pm
Never go down without a fight!! Even if you lose all of your limbs... nudge damnit... nudge
I remember playing as a vampire who got mobbed by peasants so badly he lost all his limbs, and managed to injure a few with 'push' before bleeding out.
Post by: Karl Marx on January 19, 2013, 11:14:38 pm
(http://imgeasy.com/images/WuRBo.png)
I humbly request someone draw my Legendary Axe Hero Vampire Dwarf (who wears armor exclusively made out of the bones of other creatures and is adorned with a large amount of bone accessories, oh and let's not forget his legendary Bismuth Bronze Axe "The Force of Glaciers") throwing the severed head of a vampire elf at an eagle so he can keep himself from starving while he wanders the wilds.
Anyone?
I can't draw with a mouse ;_;
Post by: Ameablable on January 19, 2013, 11:16:12 pm
Even his head? Or does that count as a limb?Never go down without a fight!! Even if you lose all of your limbs... nudge damnit... nudge
I remember playing as a vampire who got mobbed by peasants so badly he lost all his limbs, and managed to injure a few with 'push' before bleeding out.
Marx. Im sorry i barely had time to draw my own stuff with school work and exams. So sorry i wont be drawing it..
Post by: Karl Marx on January 19, 2013, 11:28:17 pm
Even his head? Or does that count as a limb?Never go down without a fight!! Even if you lose all of your limbs... nudge damnit... nudge
I remember playing as a vampire who got mobbed by peasants so badly he lost all his limbs, and managed to injure a few with 'push' before bleeding out.
Marx. Im sorry i barely had time to draw my own stuff with school work and exams. So sorry i wont be drawing it..
That's fine, good luck on exams and such!
Post by: Ameablable on January 19, 2013, 11:30:05 pm
Even his head? Or does that count as a limb?Never go down without a fight!! Even if you lose all of your limbs... nudge damnit... nudge
I remember playing as a vampire who got mobbed by peasants so badly he lost all his limbs, and managed to injure a few with 'push' before bleeding out.
Marx. Im sorry i barely had time to draw my own stuff with school work and exams. So sorry i wont be drawing it..
That's fine, good luck on exams and such!
Thanks.. ill need it...
Good luck on rebuilding communism and such! Next time dont let stalin get into power. He screwed it up.
Post by: Nedinu on January 19, 2013, 11:33:12 pm
Post by: Karl Marx on January 19, 2013, 11:35:51 pm
Even his head? Or does that count as a limb?Never go down without a fight!! Even if you lose all of your limbs... nudge damnit... nudge
I remember playing as a vampire who got mobbed by peasants so badly he lost all his limbs, and managed to injure a few with 'push' before bleeding out.
Marx. Im sorry i barely had time to draw my own stuff with school work and exams. So sorry i wont be drawing it..
That's fine, good luck on exams and such!
Thanks.. ill need it...
Good luck on rebuilding communism and such! Next time dont let stalin get into power. He screwed it up.
Oh man I know, the Soviet Union would still be around and glorious as it once was today if Stalin didn't institute a dictatorship.
And don't you worry about the rebuilding, I have... plans...
Post by: WillowLuman on January 19, 2013, 11:55:42 pm
Even his head? Or does that count as a limb?Never go down without a fight!! Even if you lose all of your limbs... nudge damnit... nudge
I remember playing as a vampire who got mobbed by peasants so badly he lost all his limbs, and managed to injure a few with 'push' before bleeding out.
Marx. Im sorry i barely had time to draw my own stuff with school work and exams. So sorry i wont be drawing it..
When all your limbs are gone, you bite. I once had a last stand end with 3 biting kills. Truly fighting to the last.
Post by: Doctor Blood on January 20, 2013, 12:33:35 am
Even his head? Or does that count as a limb?Never go down without a fight!! Even if you lose all of your limbs... nudge damnit... nudge
I remember playing as a vampire who got mobbed by peasants so badly he lost all his limbs, and managed to injure a few with 'push' before bleeding out.
Marx. Im sorry i barely had time to draw my own stuff with school work and exams. So sorry i wont be drawing it..
When all your limbs are gone, you bite. I once had a last stand end with 3 biting kills. Truly fighting to the last.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail: The Black Knight once said, "I'll Bite your Legs OFF!"
Post by: WillowLuman on January 20, 2013, 01:06:55 am
And sometimes their heads.
It's just unbelievably funny, the image of a limbless person biting someone by the foot and shaking them around.
Post by: Doctor Blood on January 20, 2013, 02:02:49 am
This was the most epic string of deaths for me by throwing shit at things haha
(http://i.imgur.com/5WHqLHI.jpg)
The Axeman died shortly after due to blood loss haha He wandered around for a few minutes, retching, passing out, retching passing out hahah then death.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on January 21, 2013, 04:51:09 pm
I had fought through armies (I'm half serious.) and I had gone out to kill the deadly hydra that had destroyed over 500 000 people. I had fought dragons, demons, everything. and then, I faced the beast, took me an hour to locate it. I was a swordsman, so the whole stab its lower body thing was doomed. I chopped off its first head in the first strike, and being a necromancer, brought it back to life.
After awhile, I still hadn't chopped of another head, and he had bit my shield hand off. I was incredibly pissed, and my little head guy had died. So, in a fit of rage, I threw it at him. it smacked him in the face, and all of a sudden, I was almost dead. The jerk had gotten enraged, and charged me, knocking me to the ground, causing me to almost die. In my last bit of hope, I realized I had a spear in my Inv, so i equipped it, as i was getting mauled, and stabbed him in the stomach.
I do not understand what happened that day. I never will. But all of a sudden, the hydra was dead. I traveled to the nearest civ and after I turned in my quest, bled to death. on the floor of the lords tower.
Like a boss.
Post by: Nedinu on January 21, 2013, 08:44:12 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on January 21, 2013, 08:44:58 pm
someone please draw this:
I had fought through armies ((I'm half serious).) and I had gone out to kill the deadly hydra that had destroyed over 500 000 people. I had fought dragons, demons, everything. and then, I faced the beast, took me an hour to locate it. I was a swordsman, so the whole stab its lower body thing was doomed. I chopped off its first head in the first strike, and being a necromancer, brought it back to life.
After awhile, I still hadn't chopped of another head, and he had bit my shield hand off. I was incredibly pissed, and my little head guy had died. So, in a fit of rage, I threw it at him. it smacked him in the face, and all of a sudden, I was almost dead. The jerk had gotten enraged, and charged me, knocking me to the ground, causing me to almost die. In my last bit of hope, I realized I had a spear in my Inv, so i equipped it, as i was getting mauled, and stabbed him in the stomach.
I do not understand what happened that day. I never will. But all of a sudden, the hydra was dead. I traveled to the nearest civ and after I turned in my quest, bled to death. on the floor of the lords tower.
Like a boss.
Something about this story doesn't add up....
Post by: Putnam on January 21, 2013, 10:46:55 pm
Spoiler: 5 minutes in MSPaint (click to show/hide)
Post by: Ameablable on January 21, 2013, 10:51:30 pm
I cant quite tell... but.. does he have a dick? Or is that just a leg protrusion?Spoiler: 5 minutes in MSPaint (click to show/hide)
Post by: WillowLuman on January 21, 2013, 10:55:39 pm
Post by: Ameablable on January 21, 2013, 10:56:55 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on January 22, 2013, 02:01:40 am
Post by: WillowLuman on January 22, 2013, 02:05:56 am
Post by: Putnam on January 22, 2013, 06:41:39 pm
I cant quite tell... but.. does he have a dick? Or is that just a leg protrusion?Spoiler: 5 minutes in MSPaint (click to show/hide)
It was my first attempt at legs that I forgot to erase :P
Post by: Tradanbattlan on January 22, 2013, 09:58:03 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Ameablable on January 22, 2013, 10:00:47 pm
Draw your adventures
Post by: Tradanbattlan on January 22, 2013, 10:03:27 pm
*ahem*I've always thought it was an unspoken law that fortress mode drawings were okay too ;-;
Draw your adventures
Post by: blarg552 on January 22, 2013, 11:03:35 pm
Post by: Haspen on January 23, 2013, 03:11:07 am
Post by: Rumrusher on January 23, 2013, 03:25:20 am
well I usually switch between fort mode and adventure mode and my art is based on the adventurer(that currently in fort mode). You could skate by this if you happen to have an adventurer move into a fort.*ahem*I've always thought it was an unspoken law that fortress mode drawings were okay too ;-;
Draw your adventures
though that kinda means either retiring in a fortress for he/she/it to migrate into (or retiring a fortress so that they can retire there saving you time to migrate) or using Dfhack to swap over to fort mode with the adventurer still there and hack him/her in, or selecting one of your Dwarves to become an adventurer then leave if you want to explore the area(kinda need to dfhack this option as well).
Post by: Haspen on January 23, 2013, 03:40:10 am
Post by: Argonnek on January 23, 2013, 04:52:33 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"But, Argonnek," I hear you ask, "why do bandits speak like stereotypical internet users?" Because that is how I justify mercilessly beating them to death with blunt objects.
Post by: Reudh on January 23, 2013, 06:39:14 am
-snip-
LOLBANDITS CAN HAZ LEWTS
Post by: Larix on January 23, 2013, 07:34:40 am
You could have just walked away. Anyone living with their upper or middle spine's nervous tissue destroyed will shortly expire of suffocation. On the other hand, until they die, they're a perfect training dummy - as long as they're conscious, you get weapon skill experience for bashing their limbs to paste, and since they won't feel nothing, they can't give in to pain...
Post by: WillowLuman on January 23, 2013, 07:27:46 pm
source: masked, animal-torturing dwarf.
Post by: Argonnek on January 23, 2013, 07:48:41 pm
Post by: Aerie on January 25, 2013, 12:32:36 pm
It took me Forever to get a good shot at the bastard's head.
As long as it's not 'can't quite connect' or 'can only graze' or something to that effect, you can still manually strike someone in the head with shift+a.
Post by: Aerie on January 25, 2013, 01:42:27 pm
pomeloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_POMELO]
[NAME:pomelo:pomelos]
[SIZE:100]
[SKILL:MISC_WEAPON]
[TWO_HANDED:10000]
[MINIMUM_SIZE:5000]
[MATERIAL_SIZE:1]
[ATTACK:BLUNT:1:10:pomelo:pomelos:NO_SUB:5000]
[ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_POMELO_BIGGEST]
[NAME:pomelo:pomelos]
[ADJECTIVE:biggest]
[SIZE:1000]
[SKILL:MISC_WEAPON]
[TWO_HANDED:100000]
[MINIMUM_SIZE:50000]
[MATERIAL_SIZE:1]
[ATTACK:BLUNT:10:100:pomelo:pomelos:NO_SUB:5000]
Post by: Larix on January 25, 2013, 02:12:52 pm
It took me Forever to get a good shot at the bastard's head.
As long as it's not 'can't quite connect' or 'can only graze' or something to that effect, you can still manually strike someone in the head with ctrl+a.
shift-a you meant, surely. I'm looking at the difficulty rating for hitting first and foremost - when facing something with presumably high weapon/block/dodge skills, look for "easy", "easier" and "direct hits", regardless of damage rating; even if you're not doing any damage, you'll gain a few skill points and should be mostly safe from counterattacks. And even grazing attacks can open arteries when performed with a nasty weapon.
Your chances to hit (and actual damage done) go way up when attacking a prone enemy, or someone who lost their weapon or shield - a 'tricky' strike on a prone disarmed foe is a fairly safe bet, even when your skills are only moderate. On a paralysed foe i'd try anything that's not counted as "impossible", because they can't retaliate, only dodge (with very low chances of success).
The better success when striking at a prone enemy works against you, as well - if you even temporarily fall to the floor, your survival chances drop like a rock.
Post by: Aerie on January 25, 2013, 02:19:29 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on January 26, 2013, 04:46:31 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: rabidgam3r on January 26, 2013, 07:15:54 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on January 27, 2013, 06:02:17 am
Post by: Reudh on January 27, 2013, 08:43:38 pm
And so on.
Even if a peasant scores the kill, you can still claim credit.
Post by: Wuggeh on January 30, 2013, 05:45:51 pm
*ahem*I've always thought it was an unspoken law that fortress mode drawings were okay too ;-;
Draw your adventures
It IS okay to draw your fortress adventures. It's been happening the ENTIRE thread
Post by: Ameablable on January 30, 2013, 06:03:36 pm
I know it is. It was supposed to be a joke but everyone took it serioisly...*ahem*I've always thought it was an unspoken law that fortress mode drawings were okay too ;-;
Draw your adventures
It IS okay to draw your fortress adventures. It's been happening the ENTIRE thread
Post by: SuicideJunkie on January 30, 2013, 07:14:44 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on January 30, 2013, 08:26:12 pm
Besides, there's already a dead thread or two about fort drawings.And a live one.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on January 30, 2013, 10:38:59 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on January 30, 2013, 10:54:50 pm
Don't know why, this made me think of Adventure mode.
Post by: Argonnek on February 02, 2013, 09:47:42 pm
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2ptpemx.jpg)
After a strategic withdrawal, I get to the surface only to find two cats standing in front of the door. As I pass, one of them gives me a kiss. Dawww.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on February 02, 2013, 09:55:15 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on February 02, 2013, 10:21:38 pm
MOTHER OF GLOD
Post by: Sappho on February 03, 2013, 03:38:57 am
Post by: Eric Blank on February 03, 2013, 03:41:32 am
Post by: Ameablable on February 03, 2013, 09:26:40 am
Post by: WillowLuman on February 03, 2013, 01:17:51 pm
Post by: Karnewarrior on February 03, 2013, 01:25:35 pm
He also doesn't realize his toes are a part of HIS body. He sometimes bites them only to yelp.
There's Special, and then there's Special.
Post by: Spy227X on February 04, 2013, 05:24:53 pm
I recently discovered you CAN swim up! While underwater, calmly receiving that flashing "Drowning" sign, press alt+numpad5 to move up or down!I'm on a laptop:(
On a slightly related note, my "draw my adventure" thing was about being encased in ice, not the inability to swim up, if that's where the topic originated.
Post by: Ameablable on February 04, 2013, 05:34:08 pm
My dog doesn't realize my toes are a part of my body.Oh gawd. My dog did that but to his tail when he was a puppy
He also doesn't realize his toes are a part of HIS body. He sometimes bites them only to yelp.
There's Special, and then there's Special.
Post by: Rumrusher on February 05, 2013, 05:10:39 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder16/hill-titan.png)
Post by: Dalkar on February 05, 2013, 05:18:55 pm
Post by: Ameablable on February 05, 2013, 05:30:24 pm
Considering titans are supposed to be bigger than houses that is one big crossbow :PIts a ballista! :D
Post by: Rumrusher on February 07, 2013, 06:01:24 am
Spoiler: recap (click to show/hide)
so found out digging straight through a mountain is faster than dealing with navigating the hills,
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder16/Zuglar-surpize.png)
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on February 08, 2013, 03:11:50 am
Post by: Freshmaniscoolman on February 09, 2013, 08:50:26 am
Spoiler: recap (click to show/hide)
so found out digging straight through a mountain is faster than dealing with navigating the hills,
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder16/Zuglar-surpize.png)
I'm not sure if this is Adv Mode or Dwarf Mode or even DF?
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on February 09, 2013, 09:09:06 am
It's Rumrusher. Which is to say, all of the above.Spoiler: recap (click to show/hide)
so found out digging straight through a mountain is faster than dealing with navigating the hills,
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder16/Zuglar-surpize.png)
I'm not sure if this is Adv Mode or Dwarf Mode or even DF?
Post by: WillowLuman on February 10, 2013, 03:58:45 am
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/041/2/b/deebus_by_hugoluman-d5ufu2a.gif)
Post by: miauw62 on February 10, 2013, 07:33:07 am
Post by: Nedinu on February 10, 2013, 10:16:44 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: WillowLuman on February 10, 2013, 10:29:24 pm
Needs moar sound. Really awesome animation tough.How to put sound on GIF? Thanks, though.
Post by: miauw62 on February 11, 2013, 08:10:54 am
You can't do it, but mayby you could upload it to youtube?Needs moar sound. Really awesome animation tough.How to put sound on GIF? Thanks, though.
Post by: WillowLuman on February 11, 2013, 02:45:37 pm
Alright, shouldn't be too hard.You can't do it, but mayby you could upload it to youtube?Needs moar sound. Really awesome animation tough.How to put sound on GIF? Thanks, though.
Post by: TheFlame52 on February 13, 2013, 09:03:56 pm
So I read the whole topic, and it is hilarious. I have some requests. One, an osprey woman with a broken everything. Two, a swordsman in all bronze armor with an iron sword and shield frozen in ice while fighting a Giant Sponge.
Post by: iceball3 on February 13, 2013, 10:20:38 pm
Considering titans are supposed to be bigger than houses that is one big crossbow :P>Bigger than houses
>Can fit several thousand of them in a small house.
Hehehe quantum space~
Post by: Nedinu on February 13, 2013, 11:03:17 pm
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/310/d/d/monster_hunter_2_by_rs9311-d5k7gps.png)
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/310/0/4/monster_hunter_by_rs9311-d5k7g7m.png)
Editted to add:
(http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/f/2012/310/6/e/6eadbc5f869dbfb1b471e3253d2cfed8-d5k8f15.png)
Post by: Nedinu on February 14, 2013, 10:59:19 pm
Post by: Argonnek on February 17, 2013, 01:46:31 pm
So uhh going to test if a tiger beetle hill titan can use a crossbow with its mouth, here's a visual image of said Hill titan...Am I mistaken, or is that titan wearing a leisure coat and a tricorn hat?
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder16/hill-titan.png)
Post by: matskuman5 on February 17, 2013, 05:24:37 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/aNnl4zr.png)
Post by: Orange Wizard on February 20, 2013, 02:46:47 am
Could someone draw this?I'm pretty sure what actually happened was a kind of Matrix spin-off thing, where the leader leant backwards, to avoid the rock, but the rock turned in mid-air and bashed him in the face.
(http://i.imgur.com/aNnl4zr.png)
Just if anyone's wondering.
Post by: Rumrusher on February 20, 2013, 05:39:55 am
humorous option (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CaiXVbFZXI)
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on February 20, 2013, 10:17:57 am
and turned around, and smashed him in da face. :D
Post by: Eric Blank on February 20, 2013, 11:11:36 am
In DF, creatures can have the chance to dodge projectiles, which the leader did. One of the options they have to dodge into can be the next one the projectile enters. Which is what the leader chose. So, he jumped backwards to escape the rock, but only delayed the inevitable by one tick because he was still dodging into the way of the projectile. Technically, he could have dodged that too, I think.
Post by: MasterMorality on February 20, 2013, 11:50:55 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on February 20, 2013, 03:19:42 pm
You know what? I'd love to burst all your bubbles at once, just because it amuses me!You dirty prick. My imagination........Its all over the floor.
In DF, creatures can have the chance to dodge projectiles, which the leader did. One of the options they have to dodge into can be the next one the projectile enters. Which is what the leader chose. So, he jumped backwards to escape the rock, but only delayed the inevitable by one tick because he was still dodging into the way of the projectile. Technically, he could have dodged that too, I think.
Post by: WillowLuman on February 20, 2013, 08:06:08 pm
You know what? I'd love to burst all your bubbles at once, just because it amuses me!So.. basically he tried to outrun the rock
In DF, creatures can have the chance to dodge projectiles, which the leader did. One of the options they have to dodge into can be the next one the projectile enters. Which is what the leader chose. So, he jumped backwards to escape the rock, but only delayed the inevitable by one tick because he was still dodging into the way of the projectile. Technically, he could have dodged that too, I think.
Post by: Orange Wizard on February 20, 2013, 10:24:37 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on February 20, 2013, 11:20:26 pm
Post by: Yoink on March 06, 2013, 09:18:19 am
Post by: WillowLuman on March 07, 2013, 12:12:59 am
Post by: Magistrum on March 08, 2013, 05:31:48 pm
Consider it and easter egg for snooping around people's post history... Artificially sent!
Post by: Imperial Guardsman on March 08, 2013, 07:28:47 pm
guts popped out
BIT her guts
stab stab
bleed to death
died with blood and vomit all over me to 5 hyoomansusses
Post by: Rumrusher on March 08, 2013, 08:19:44 pm
Okay it's been about too long since any one drawn something for this thread. this is how my current adventurer ended, with warmist discovery/creating a waypoint system that allows you to mark down sites at the fast travel so that if you want to back track you can warp to the waypoint, also (didn't test this) marks down where you died so you can warp to the last adventurer's corpse and
Post by: k33n on March 08, 2013, 11:54:43 pm
also, can anyone refer me to any easy to get ahold of programs that are better then mspaint? it does really nasty things to image quality, and flipping and rotating bits of the picture would cause things to dissapear or seriously lose quality.
I know this is a super old post, but the issue is not Paint, it is JPEG compression. Don't ever save to jpeg anything you want to not be shit.
Post by: Rumrusher on March 10, 2013, 11:26:32 am
Spoiler: found Fallout version of False_Wing's Race (click to show/hide)
walk down into a cave to find some Night Creature and found her holding a Copper meat Cleaver being Hulking huge.
edit: This image shows Bogeyman hunter, a Druid Dwarf, a Spirit bear. The Druid Dwarf is Greeting the Bogeyman, the image is based on the item when Dwarf Spear lady druid Nemus Mellowgates Cross the Frozen Sea to bring a book to Bogeyman hunter False_wing.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder16/Finally-the-quest-is-over.png)
well this finally wraps up any loose ends I had with this region.
Post by: Dr.Bold on March 13, 2013, 03:33:18 pm
Rad :D !
why is he wearing a mine cart ?
This happened to me and my kobold adventurer. i don't know if it was the poision wich killed me or an Raptor wich mauled my upperbody :/
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/072/b/c/new_bitmap_image__4__by_hamstergott-d5xxeok.jpg)
Post by: Rumrusher on March 13, 2013, 04:20:29 pm
edit:allow me to butt in-to you nice thread :D(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder16/Answerfordrbold.png)
Rad :D !
why is he wearing a mine cart ?
Post by: Orange Wizard on March 13, 2013, 11:47:03 pm
Post by: DG on March 14, 2013, 05:47:02 am
edit:allow me to butt in-to you nice thread :D
Rad :D !
why is he wearing a mine cart ?
This happened to me and my kobold adventurer. i don't know if it was the poision wich killed me or an Raptor wich mauled my upperbody :/Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Great mouth-foaming and speaking-in-tongues. High quality stickmaning there.
Post by: RockBiterSon on March 14, 2013, 05:18:25 pm
Post by: RockBiterSon on March 14, 2013, 05:44:07 pm
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2qv8oxt.png)
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2rhv4og.png)
Somewhat interesting, though not particularily unusual. They didn't attack me, so I let the others go.
Post by: WillowLuman on March 14, 2013, 08:06:22 pm
You should totally take a picture of a weasel face, then just put little stick figure limbs coming out of it.
(http://junkball.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/weasel_face01-783153.jpg)
Post by: Eric Blank on March 14, 2013, 09:11:44 pm
Post by: Devling on March 14, 2013, 10:49:02 pm
This will be hilarious.
...
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...
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Post by: Theodolus on March 15, 2013, 09:45:28 am
(http://img.ie/4ituj.png)
Post by: Dr.Bold on March 15, 2013, 10:18:21 am
Here ya go.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Thanks, 100% Nightmare fuel :/
Post by: WillowLuman on March 15, 2013, 07:23:40 pm
Here ya go.
(http://img.ie/4ituj.png)
Now we must put them over RockBiterSon's comics!
Post by: Devling on March 15, 2013, 07:33:31 pm
Post by: RockBiterSon on March 18, 2013, 03:44:35 pm
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2i9tijs.png)
Post by: Theodolus on March 21, 2013, 12:56:16 pm
Post by: Wuggeh on March 21, 2013, 03:50:08 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: WillowLuman on March 21, 2013, 06:07:14 pm
Post by: Devling on March 21, 2013, 06:21:06 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on March 21, 2013, 06:28:20 pm
Crazy Crab is coming for you. He is coming for all of us.
The Anus of Discontent will save us!
Post by: Putnam on March 21, 2013, 06:56:52 pm
that line appears when you name your character something manually...
Post by: WillowLuman on March 21, 2013, 07:33:04 pm
Spoiler: killjoy (click to show/hide)
Post by: Wuggeh on March 21, 2013, 09:29:53 pm
why did you name your character Anal
that line appears when you name your character something manually...
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/341/i-dunno-lol_1_.jpg)
Post by: Rumrusher on March 22, 2013, 04:13:12 am
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder16/gnome-testing-distillery.png)
a lionwoman just pounce and maul the gnome to bits, looking to not have this kill her she tamed the lioness and went back to picking, only to have 5 lionmen attack the tamed lionwoman.
this didn't stop the picking until the 'sparring' bunch end up inviting someone new who didn't want to spar and murdered the gnome's new pet.
one quick dive into a spell book to roast 6 cats I proven the gnome could destill a tree stalk into wine.
so I have no clue what people did to cause the glitch.
Post by: WillowLuman on March 22, 2013, 04:23:36 am
Post by: Rumrusher on March 22, 2013, 04:47:27 am
Hold on... with advfort, can we now pick berries in the woods to feed our starving adventurers?that depends on the mod. so far I been picking up DEAD plants
though I no way close to recreating this glitch that broke peoples games.
oh and advfort can do everything the mayor of DWARF_HOLE has done.
Post by: Eric Blank on March 22, 2013, 01:47:59 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on March 22, 2013, 08:19:00 pm
I heard rumor that the glitch occurs when they have the food they're trying to brew in their backpack.Now I have thoughts of some unspeakably old piece of meat stewing smellily in the bottom of a filthy backpack.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on March 22, 2013, 08:48:12 pm
Now im puking.I heard rumor that the glitch occurs when they have the food they're trying to brew in their backpack.Now I have thoughts of some unspeakably old piece of meat stewing smellily in the bottom of a filthy backpack.
Your paying for the clean up.
that would be 9999999999999999999.
+1.
Post by: Argonnek on March 22, 2013, 10:31:23 pm
Post by: Wuggeh on March 23, 2013, 01:18:14 am
Post by: Toltetix on March 31, 2013, 09:14:23 am
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/toltetix/folder1/storyofacrossbowman.bmp)
Post by: Slayerhero90 on March 31, 2013, 12:49:18 pm
Post by: Toltetix on April 01, 2013, 02:33:50 am
Post by: NewsMuffin on April 01, 2013, 03:54:42 am
Post by: Monk321654 on April 01, 2013, 01:35:28 pm
Well, you know what they say...A date with Rosie Palms?
Post by: NewsMuffin on April 01, 2013, 06:25:17 pm
Post by: Orange Wizard on April 01, 2013, 08:00:29 pm
Post by: Ameablable on April 01, 2013, 08:37:48 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: SuicideJunkie on April 01, 2013, 11:15:13 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on April 02, 2013, 02:21:12 am
Nerdcubed, Deon, YOUTUBE ITSELF...
This is madness!
THIS IS...
no.
Post by: Tiruin on April 02, 2013, 06:45:30 am
So, apparently, everyone on the interwebs yesterday was a TOTAL PRICK.April Fool's Day!
Nerdcubed, Deon, YOUTUBE ITSELF...
This is madness!
THIS IS...
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on April 02, 2013, 02:21:23 pm
I hate all of you.So, apparently, everyone on the interwebs yesterday was a TOTAL PRICK.April Fool's Day!
Nerdcubed, Deon, YOUTUBE ITSELF...
This is madness!
THIS IS...
Post by: Ameablable on April 02, 2013, 02:24:43 pm
I love all of you. <3here let me fix that for ya! ;)
Post by: Caprealis on May 02, 2013, 10:09:46 pm
Post by: Ameablable on May 02, 2013, 10:10:32 pm
Post by: Slayerhero90 on May 03, 2013, 12:34:31 am
Post by: Ameablable on May 03, 2013, 08:19:05 am
Post by: Loam on May 03, 2013, 01:41:25 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Took the picture with my phone, 'cause I have no scanner.
Post by: Ameablable on May 03, 2013, 07:54:38 pm
i might get back into this thread too with new characters!
just as soon as i get back into adventurer mode to get some inspiration.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on May 03, 2013, 07:57:05 pm
Command?
PRAISE DRAWING
:P
No, but seriously. It's good to see new art, especially well-drawn new art. ^^^
Post by: WillowLuman on May 03, 2013, 09:58:23 pm
Post by: DarkerDark on May 04, 2013, 02:57:47 am
Post by: Tiruin on May 04, 2013, 12:31:15 pm
Post by: Logrin on May 08, 2013, 01:05:47 pm
Spoiler: Goblin Party (click to show/hide)
The first of many.
Post by: Ameablable on May 08, 2013, 01:07:24 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 08, 2013, 02:58:35 pm
Post by: Reudh on May 08, 2013, 08:10:54 pm
A prediction...Spoiler: Goblin Party (click to show/hide)
The first of many.
Logrin's back! Welcome back, brother!
Post by: Eric Blank on May 08, 2013, 08:23:35 pm
That's why you carry 300 shields.
I don't think it's going to work quite the same in the next version. One shield in each hand may be all the benefit you can get out of them. We'll have to wait and see of course, but Toady has been making a LOT of changes to the combat mechanics.
Post by: Rumrusher on May 09, 2013, 03:36:36 am
So we not going to get backpacks of holding in the future?That's why you carry 300 shields.
I don't think it's going to work quite the same in the next version. One shield in each hand may be all the benefit you can get out of them. We'll have to wait and see of course, but Toady has been making a LOT of changes to the combat mechanics.
Post by: WisdomThumbs on May 09, 2013, 01:39:26 pm
A prediction...Spoiler: Goblin Party (click to show/hide)
The first of many.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK
Love it.
--
I'm sure we'll still get quantum backpacks, Rum. But quantum hands? Nah...
Post by: Neonivek on May 09, 2013, 06:20:05 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 09, 2013, 06:43:48 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on May 09, 2013, 08:31:17 pm
So we not going to get backpacks of holding in the future?That's why you carry 300 shields.
I don't think it's going to work quite the same in the next version. One shield in each hand may be all the benefit you can get out of them. We'll have to wait and see of course, but Toady has been making a LOT of changes to the combat mechanics.
Toady hasn't mentioned changing how backpacks work so I would guess they probably still serve as a bottomless pit. Doesn't mean Toady won't change that on a whim in the more distant future, and I suspect he would, but he hasn't mentioned it for this next update.
I was implying that Toady could have changed the way blocking with shields works. We'll have to see, though.
Post by: Rumrusher on May 10, 2013, 08:54:23 am
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/dd/Suplex-a-wolf.png)
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/dd/Mayor-of-DWARF-HOLE.png)
edit:thanks.
Post by: miauw62 on May 11, 2013, 05:23:27 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 11, 2013, 11:28:28 am
Post by: DG on May 12, 2013, 01:30:01 am
Post by: Neonivek on May 12, 2013, 09:55:10 pm
The only move more spectacular than the suplex is one that goes wrong.
You are lucky he didn't do the chin skid. Lets just say that Suplex included a face plant.
Post by: Rumrusher on May 13, 2013, 04:20:33 am
In panel two if you squint real hard you can see The mayor Zuglar face rub up across the floor.The only move more spectacular than the suplex is one that goes wrong.
You are lucky he didn't do the chin skid. Lets just say that Suplex included a face plant.
Post by: Argonnek on May 16, 2013, 09:34:36 pm
(http://i42.tinypic.com/n2mut0.jpg)
Poor vampire didn't stand a chance.
Post by: Logrin on May 17, 2013, 02:46:48 am
Remember the coelacanth?
Say hello to the deadliest bird alive
Spoiler: Are you casso-WARY? (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: How aboot' casso-WAR-y? (click to show/hide)
Post by: Eric Blank on May 17, 2013, 03:39:28 am
Post by: WillowLuman on May 17, 2013, 01:12:39 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 17, 2013, 04:41:11 pm
I'm thinking enhance the brains for comprehension of language, ability to be trained, and obedience, then give them cybernetic leg pistons to enhance their "put-a-hole-through-your-chest" kick.If we're modding in cybernetics, focus on the players first!
Wait...
I GOT AN IDEA FOR A MOD
No really. Do it through a workshop for fort mode, and interactions in adventure mode.
Post by: Enemy post on May 18, 2013, 10:39:22 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/cMVLQVO.jpg)
*specifically, it was a (tall, scaly maybe) black humanoid.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 20, 2013, 06:40:12 pm
Post by: Anjovi on May 30, 2013, 02:49:54 am
the force propelled me back severing my right arm and leg.
(http://imgeasy.com/images/vcmph.png)
Post by: Anjovi on May 30, 2013, 05:13:06 pm
Post by: Logrin on May 30, 2013, 06:30:30 pm
Spoiler: The King Returns (click to show/hide)
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on May 30, 2013, 07:01:50 pm
Spoiler: So as not to spoil the joke before people read the comic. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Logrin on May 30, 2013, 07:04:53 pm
Post by: Lifeinsteps on June 08, 2013, 04:05:47 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Argonnek on June 08, 2013, 08:06:30 am
Post by: Slayerhero90 on June 08, 2013, 08:07:41 am
I carn't see eet.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lifeinsteps on June 08, 2013, 01:24:35 pm
I carn't see eet.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Huh, I can't see it on my iPod, but I can see it on my desktop. Let me reupload it somewhere else.
Edit: Actually, I just realized I can't see any spoiler'd images on my iPod. But I don't want to unspoiler it because it's realleh big.
Edit x2: I can't stop watching your avatar, specifically the one with the candy cane...
Post by: ......... on June 10, 2013, 02:17:31 pm
Post by: iceball3 on June 10, 2013, 02:43:10 pm
Ninedots has returneth! Hi ninedots!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Eric Blank on June 10, 2013, 02:56:13 pm
Not depicted; the giant desert scorpion buried three feet below his left ankle, waiting...
Post by: Rumrusher on July 24, 2013, 09:01:30 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/dd4/sketch-of-amxu-and-her-sentry.png)
sorry the name of the sentry is Coloredhated
Post by: WillowLuman on July 24, 2013, 09:07:14 pm
Post by: DG on July 24, 2013, 10:48:16 pm
Post by: Blastbeard on July 25, 2013, 02:08:34 am
Link to the story
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
His name was Adet Praisedconfines, and he had a thread-thin neck. The cat's name is Glowpregnant, and he is awesome. The most important thing about that pikeman is that I killed him.
(http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/b15d2ab6897e34072f3b6ee3a2b21670)
This is a well-made engraving of the cat Glowpregnant striking down the human Adet Praisedconfines in Ironleages in the year 250. The dwarf Mogastad Stonehall making a admiring gesture.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on July 26, 2013, 07:56:05 pm
Post by: Ameablable on July 26, 2013, 07:58:12 pm
Who was that guy who was posting really strange drawings with the cryptic file names?you'll have to elaborate a little bit more then that.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on July 26, 2013, 08:01:36 pm
Who was that guy who was posting really strange drawings with the cryptic file names?you'll have to elaborate a little bit more then that.
I don't know how to elaborate more. I think one of his pictures was a white mountain on a black background. It was very "solemn" and serious looking, and the file name was simply "dragon" or something.
Post by: Ameablable on July 26, 2013, 08:03:46 pm
you mean like this?Spoiler: snip (click to show/hide)
Post by: UristMcDwarf on July 26, 2013, 08:06:53 pm
you mean like this?Spoiler: snip (click to show/hide)
No. It was WAAAY earlier in the game, and he had simplistic drawings and little color.
Post by: Reudh on July 26, 2013, 09:35:05 pm
Who was that guy who was posting really strange drawings with the cryptic file names?
That's ......... or Ninedots. He's a modern artist, iirc. Been posting on these forums periodically since about late 2011.
Post by: UristMcDwarf on July 26, 2013, 11:10:53 pm
\Who was that guy who was posting really strange drawings with the cryptic file names?
That's ......... or Ninedots. He's a modern artist, iirc. Been posting on these forums periodically since about late 2011.
Hm. I can't find any of his stuff other than that one. Can someone compile his stuff with filenames?
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on July 27, 2013, 03:27:01 am
Post by: UristMcDwarf on July 27, 2013, 11:37:32 am
God, I love his art. It's... haunting.
Post by: Xotano on July 31, 2013, 06:02:39 pm
on a side note i still have the saves for my old melted face guy but i duno if i can play with him on the newer DF update as he is pretty old.
Post by: Krevsin on August 01, 2013, 08:16:09 am
Found em.I decided to check it out.
God, I love his art. It's... haunting.
Wow, it really is amazing...
Post by: Ogdibus on August 01, 2013, 10:46:50 pm
Post by: Xotano on August 02, 2013, 09:33:36 pm
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2nlwc44.png)
works
that is me biting a kobold in SIX different places
yeah some of them are close together but i'm practically holding his whole body in my mouth head to toe, and i'm human.
Post by: Blastbeard on August 02, 2013, 10:33:30 pm
that is me biting a kobold in SIX different places
yeah some of them are close together but i'm practically holding his whole body in my mouth head to toe, and i'm human.
(http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/f6361b20dd1d81d80212b673ee42c132)
Kobolds be tiny yo.
Post by: Xotano on August 03, 2013, 10:21:46 am
Kobolds be tiny yo.LOL! somehow i doubt they are THAT small, i'd think about the size of goblins and i would think goblins are slightly smaller then dwarfs if not the same size without the large build
Post by: Eric Blank on August 03, 2013, 01:41:19 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on August 03, 2013, 11:03:41 pm
Post by: Shook on August 04, 2013, 04:08:26 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/8vpxpR8.png)
Just bite it vertically and you can hit all the body parts ever!
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on August 04, 2013, 07:38:07 pm
Or sideways, like a corn cob.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
A Bold Kob if you will.
Post by: Xotano on August 04, 2013, 07:44:22 pm
oh yeah as i was sending that message about the biting the first time my power went out so i lost quite a lot of progress on stats and skills, by the time i bit the kobold i had legendary'd striker, crutch walker, kicker, and a few others and a few more stats went to superhuman, now i gotta do that all over again :(
Post by: Liber celi on August 05, 2013, 01:06:19 pm
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Post by: Wirevix on August 05, 2013, 10:57:33 pm
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Backstory: I was playing as a [modded] Great Dragon Adventurer, flying off to look for a good cave to claim as my lair with a big sack o' gold coins collected after decimating a nearby human village, when suddenly I am attacked by a Bounding Dragon [another of my modded critters.]
Problem is, I haven't actually finished the Bounding Dragons, and I had thought that they weren't in the game (I deliberately left out tags I thought would be necessary in order for them to spawn.) And I was in the middle of the air... Bounding Dragons are supposed to be flightless, and not fireimmune (they are basically meant to be the dragon equivalent to dire wolves.)
I didn't draw them all, but there were 4 of them after me, so I just high-tailed it out of there because I didn't want to deal with that crap.
Post by: DG on August 06, 2013, 12:31:00 am
Post by: Dacelo on August 14, 2013, 03:06:14 pm
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THE BLACK LINES ARE GRASS
Post by: Bigheaded on August 14, 2013, 03:09:38 pm
I decided to make an account and poor art. Czech out my MSPaint skills.My adventurer.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE BLACK LINES ARE GRASS
you killed random villages by cutting their heads off? did they get angry?
Post by: Dacelo on August 14, 2013, 03:13:04 pm
you killed random villages by cutting their heads off? did they get angry?Those are not villagers. They are human wrestlers who attacked me while I was travelling.
Post by: Pancakes on August 15, 2013, 03:19:29 pm
...and I came across a camp of 20~ goblins. Here is what happened to the leader:
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/50f78d989b45e8b59c0b405026b1f8ca/tumblr_mrl9pvRD9C1seuyp4o2_500.png)
Post by: Vomitmaster on August 16, 2013, 02:29:29 pm
I kinda feel terrible as i was trying to stab her brain to end it quickly, all i was doing was fracturing the skull more and more. Wondering if someone wants to take a shot at drawing my tiny little dwarf just stabbing the shit out of this dragons head at the mouth of her lair as she bleeds out.
Also have a copper short sword with 106kills (106th being the dragon which got me my title) :V I wish i had a masterful one with bone carvings of dragons on it now. I like my title, it fits with how i got it.
Spoiler: Said Sword (click to show/hide)
Post by: WillowLuman on August 16, 2013, 02:32:47 pm
Post by: Vomitmaster on August 16, 2013, 02:56:08 pm
If you retire then unretire, your weapon will be covered in bling.
I already retired to check out the dragons stats, came back and there was no bling >:V
Althought it turns out that the dragon in question had yet to murder anyone.
Post by: BlackFlyme on August 16, 2013, 03:10:23 pm
I've noticed that when you find an old character, everything will be decorated. Even their underwear. Though the quality of said decorations can vary, and is usually just common things such as wood spikes and leather bands. Though I have had clothing gain art images on them once or twice.
They may also have random bone/tooth/horn/etc. jewelry from things you've killed, even if you've never taken the relevant body parts off them.
Post by: WillowLuman on August 16, 2013, 03:13:03 pm
Post by: Vomitmaster on August 16, 2013, 03:36:24 pm
Said bling tends to appear randomly upon un-retiring or in the rare chance that the adventurer keeps their original clothes upon immigrating to a fort, I've noticed. Though I've been able to make it appear reliably by making a new adventurer and having them track down the retiree.
I've noticed that when you find an old character, everything will be decorated. Even their underwear. Though the quality of said decorations can vary, and is usually just common things such as wood spikes and leather bands. Though I have had clothing gain art images on them once or twice.
They may also have random bone/tooth/horn/etc. jewelry from things you've killed, even if you've never taken the relevant body parts off them.
Does said un-retiring have to be after playing fort-mode on that region? or can i just spam retire-continue till it works? Wish i could make this copper short-sword Masterful, so it stop bouncing off of copper/iron breastplates all the time, Really don't want to get a new sword.
Post by: WillowLuman on August 16, 2013, 03:45:53 pm
Post by: Vomitmaster on August 16, 2013, 03:56:02 pm
Can't increase the quality, but try making another adventurer, going to visit the first, then retiring the 2nd and bringing the first back. That should take much less ingame time then spamming retirement. Which is important, because as the months pass, your guy's clothing gets worn out.
Actually, you CAN increase the quality, i just did this method, my normal bismuth bronze shield with nothing on it just became a finely-crafted with spikes of gold :V also this other guy started with a Steel short sword, so i dropped it for my first one, Woot
Post by: WillowLuman on August 16, 2013, 04:09:36 pm
Post by: Vomitmaster on August 16, 2013, 04:22:15 pm
The finely-crafted might refer to the decorations, though.
Well it says "this is a finely crafted bismuth bronze shield, this object menaces with spikes of gold"
<<<+Bismuth Bronze Shield+>>> is the 'icon' i get for it in my inventory, if that helps with telling if its the shield or the decorations. I haven't learned what means what besides the star looking one being the best of the best.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on August 17, 2013, 07:22:52 am
Post by: Wuggeh on September 08, 2013, 08:39:43 pm
that is me biting a kobold in SIX different places
yeah some of them are close together but i'm practically holding his whole body in my mouth head to toe, and i'm human.
(http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/f6361b20dd1d81d80212b673ee42c132)
Kobolds be tiny yo.
Reminded me of this
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Post by: JayThePro on September 08, 2013, 09:54:46 pm
Post by: Lt_Alfred on September 09, 2013, 08:52:26 am
Will you please pm me the Raws? those things look amazing!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Backstory: I was playing as a [modded] Great Dragon Adventurer, flying off to look for a good cave to claim as my lair with a big sack o' gold coins collected after decimating a nearby human village, when suddenly I am attacked by a Bounding Dragon [another of my modded critters.]
Problem is, I haven't actually finished the Bounding Dragons, and I had thought that they weren't in the game (I deliberately left out tags I thought would be necessary in order for them to spawn.) And I was in the middle of the air... Bounding Dragons are supposed to be flightless, and not fireimmune (they are basically meant to be the dragon equivalent to dire wolves.)
I didn't draw them all, but there were 4 of them after me, so I just high-tailed it out of there because I didn't want to deal with that crap.
Post by: Obsessed on September 09, 2013, 08:09:13 pm
If you don't mind, I'd like to see them too, looks pretty cool.Will you please pm me the Raws? those things look amazing!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Backstory: I was playing as a [modded] Great Dragon Adventurer, flying off to look for a good cave to claim as my lair with a big sack o' gold coins collected after decimating a nearby human village, when suddenly I am attacked by a Bounding Dragon [another of my modded critters.]
Problem is, I haven't actually finished the Bounding Dragons, and I had thought that they weren't in the game (I deliberately left out tags I thought would be necessary in order for them to spawn.) And I was in the middle of the air... Bounding Dragons are supposed to be flightless, and not fireimmune (they are basically meant to be the dragon equivalent to dire wolves.)
I didn't draw them all, but there were 4 of them after me, so I just high-tailed it out of there because I didn't want to deal with that crap.
Post by: Wirevix on September 14, 2013, 08:05:07 pm
Spoiler: Bounding Dragons (click to show/hide)
They haven't been altered any since I posted that comic, by the way, so they'll still probably fly when they aren't supposed to (I suspect I need to give them a custom flightless wing as the default one is probably the culprit) and be fireimmune (since I forgot all the melting point stuff down below, probably.) So beware!
Spoiler: Great Dragon (click to show/hide)
This is pretty much just the default Dragon, but with additions like [GRASP] and [CANOPENDOORS] to make it a viable Adventure mode character, wings and flying ability, and it comes in more fancy colors.
Spoiler: Custom Body Parts (click to show/hide)
And this should hopefully be all of the custom bodyparts and bodyglosses that I used while making them. If something throws an error then I guess one was in a different file somewhere, my modding efforts are not always terrifically organized.
Normally I'd have a whole custom skeleton with full joints etc. drafted, but I haven't made one for some time so I scrapped my old one because it was outdated. It always bugs me that default dragons have an "internal" neck, and no knees, and stuff like that...
Post by: Rumrusher on September 15, 2013, 12:01:07 am
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/dd6/3-odd-folks-up-at-night.png)
not shown in the picture the piles of 9 sleeping folks in the room.
Spoiler: the lady stats (click to show/hide)
also she has a die in her hand, time on her mind, and thirst for blood.
Post by: DG on September 15, 2013, 12:55:53 am
Post by: Rumrusher on September 17, 2013, 02:21:40 am
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/dd6/vamp-and-the-lock.png)
Vampires now on magical Warlock mounts. Oh mounts are now accessible using Dfhack now.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on September 17, 2013, 04:31:34 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on September 17, 2013, 05:40:12 am
Post by: puke on September 22, 2013, 03:17:29 pm
I kinda felt like I walk into an tense scene and the only thing running through my mind is what was going on before I got there.
also she has a die in her hand, time on her mind, and thirst for blood.
laughing out loud.
Post by: Rumrusher on October 05, 2013, 06:44:56 am
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/dd6/fluffy-wambler.png)
due to having arms Fluffly wamblers still have to dismantle the door if they ever want to get inside.
currently playing Meph's mod.
Post by: WillowLuman on October 05, 2013, 12:19:01 pm
That would be the best thing ever.
Post by: Matoro on October 05, 2013, 01:11:04 pm
Solon Worthyboots the Brigand of Haze with his loyal companions conforting dragon Ziril Wealthssilvers the Torrid Furnace. The dwarf had wandered into Ziril's lair by accident, and soon noticed that his steel mace wasn't best weapon choice against a dragon. He found a -bronze pick- from the very same lair during the fight, and he used that pick for the rest of his life.
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41823990/rndm%20df/night%20troll.jpg)
Elana Smilecloudy is fighting with a night troll mate. She was an archer, and her only melee weapon was her copper dagger. The melee was brutal - she was bitten into lower body and to right hand, but eventually the troll bled to death.
Post by: Tawa on November 09, 2013, 01:59:44 pm
It had something to do with Shook-esque comics.
Post by: WillowLuman on November 09, 2013, 02:22:46 pm
[img*]http://your image URL here[/img]
without the asterisk
Post by: Tawa on November 09, 2013, 10:45:27 pm
Now, lo and behold the time I walked into a house and Hitler (assuming dwarves are Jewish) was in there.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And who can forget this memorable death that happens to me every time all the time?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sorry if it doesn't work, still testing the waters here. If no images show, I'll work on it.
Post by: Ameablable on November 09, 2013, 10:54:09 pm
Thank you, sire. Thou art truly most helpful.Ftfy.
Now, lo and behold the time I walked into a house and Hitler (assuming dwarves are Jewish) was in there.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And who can forget this memorable death that happens to me every time all the time?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sorry if it doesn't work, still testing the waters here. If no images show, I'll work on it.
Tip: when posting the image url right click your image and hit "copy image url". Because thats the one you want. :)
Post by: Duul on November 13, 2013, 08:32:54 pm
I bring you one of the greatest adventurers of all time!
Kill list includes(but is not limited to):
-The entire town and surrounding towns of a certain law-giver
-The undead towns of said lawgiver
-The necromancer law giver
-One Taiga Titan (made of bismuth with poisonous stingers)
-One Tundra Titan (made of salt)
-1 Adult Dragon
-3 Hydras
-1 vampire goblin
-500+ Named goblins
Post by: Eamon Valda on December 06, 2013, 06:23:41 am
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and
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and
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and
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So yeah, pardon my French and sorry for predictable paint-esque style, but I hope that they give some enjoyment to someone. More to come, most like...
Post by: miauw62 on December 06, 2013, 06:55:50 am
Post by: Eamon Valda on December 06, 2013, 06:13:35 pm
I suggest you make .gifs manually, because those two animated comics look like shit because of the artifacts. Other than that, they're pretty cool, tough c:
Cheers man. I would have, but the software I need got uninstalled and I can't find it again. Oops. Any suggestions for something that'd do the trick?
Post by: Shook on December 07, 2013, 02:22:28 pm
also i approve of paint-style stickmen
B|
Post by: Eamon Valda on December 07, 2013, 04:57:09 pm
GIMP can do gif animations, which is pretty easy if you only have two frames with identical frame delay. Basically just save as GIF, and then tell it to save as an animation, and then set the delay where unspecified to whatever you want. I'm reasonably sure that should give you some crisp animations, since it's how i usually do it myself. :U
also i approve of paint-style stickmen
B|
Oh yeah, GIMP, I haven't used that in forever. Time to redownload.
okay good yes stickmen come more B|
Post by: Eamon Valda on December 07, 2013, 07:19:58 pm
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and
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It looks *much better* than it did xbeforex, thanks!
Post by: Kay on December 07, 2013, 08:19:45 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/re3dI37.png)
Post by: Eamon Valda on December 08, 2013, 02:13:48 am
Just a little doodle. Poking fun at the combat system a bit.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yep, that's about right. Also when you manage to bite several people at once. Quite impressive really, but then again I'd except nothing less from a servant of Armok
Post by: WillowLuman on December 08, 2013, 02:55:00 am
Post by: Eamon Valda on December 08, 2013, 03:12:53 am
Elves are pretty fun, you can bite several animals at once and they won't even react (except sometimes).
I hadn't tried that. Time for !science!
Post by: miauw62 on December 08, 2013, 08:55:21 am
Okay, so thank you based-Shook for your wise advice. You are truly touched by Armok (ew).They do look much better.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
andSpoiler (click to show/hide)
It looks *much better* than it did xbeforex, thanks!
Post by: vytros on December 08, 2013, 11:20:12 am
At first I tried with the approach of being a peasant, fighting my way up to glory gradually, first starting fights with animals then maybe later I'll duel with demons! - I thought.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Then after several tries at the peasont approach, today I made a new pocket world with plenty of hostility and sites, with 500 years of history where elves have died off (though I gotta give it to them, they survived 9 undead sieges), only one human kingdom is alive, scattered along the shores of the one continent, but two dwarf kingdoms thrive, as our age is called the "Age of the Dwarf". So I made a dwarf adventurer, a Demi-God this time.
So there I was, first mission is to kill some guy named the Mate of the Wicked Troll, pretty scary right? Well, just to be sure, I hired a few bodyguards from a nearby fortress. From my experiences before, bodyguards didn't really help against humanoid enemies before, they died off before I did, so I just wanted some cannon fodder for the troll. I hired 2 mace(wo)men and 1 swords(wo)man. This is how the lair-visit went down.
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Post by: smjjames on December 08, 2013, 11:25:55 am
I've kind of been lurking for years but recently I've been doodling in paint for something else and I remembered this thread, so I thought I'd share my creations:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
andSpoiler (click to show/hide)
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So yeah, pardon my French and sorry for predictable paint-esque style, but I hope that they give some enjoyment to someone. More to come, most like...Also you're all really awesome and I love you all you wonderfully fabulous dwarves
Wait, did you randomly suffocate in the last strip? I don't quite get that one.
Post by: squiddwarf16 on December 08, 2013, 01:49:03 pm
Wait, did you randomly suffocate in the last strip? I don't quite get that one.
He probably got kicked in the chest on his way to the village and had just enough time to get in the house.
Post by: Eamon Valda on December 08, 2013, 03:00:00 pm
Wait, did you randomly suffocate in the last strip? I don't quite get that one.
He probably got kicked in the chest on his way to the village and had just enough time to get in the house.
Pretty much exactly that. I took a few bruising hits and got winded, when I got inside it turns out it was fatally so.
Post by: PlayingGood on December 09, 2013, 04:44:17 am
I'm sure we've all been here.lawlllll
Caution: big.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: besterich27 on December 15, 2013, 05:04:30 pm
(http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6161/wtrz.png)
Due to my "awesome" MS paint skills, I will explain what happened. Umm....
Bronze colossus kicks that farmer human into the upper body or something, is pushed back by the force of the thingimajjiga, hits other guy, they fly together because of the force of the thingimajjiga, hits third guy because of the force of the thingimajjiga, fly into wall, 3 farmers struck down.
As you may notice I dont remember text well.
Post by: Vagnard on December 16, 2013, 12:05:57 pm
Spoiler: the lady stats (click to show/hide)
What tileset has this font? It looks very good.
Post by: Proto105 on December 16, 2013, 03:02:38 pm
Post by: smjjames on December 16, 2013, 05:30:42 pm
Modding to play as bronze collossus with infinite strength and accuracy is just awesome.
(http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6161/wtrz.png)
Due to my "awesome" MS paint skills, I will explain what happened. Umm....
Bronze colossus kicks that farmer human into the upper body or something, is pushed back by the force of the thingimajjiga, hits other guy, they fly together because of the force of the thingimajjiga, hits third guy because of the force of the thingimajjiga, fly into wall, 3 farmers struck down.
As you may notice I dont remember text well.
By infinite, you mean absurdly high numbers I assume. Also, I guess you threw something, or punched another guys head off.
Post by: kiwiphoenix on December 20, 2013, 02:09:47 am
(http://i.imgur.com/vECo7r8.png?1)
Upek is a humble, Outsider bat-person, who's had an exciting first day out in the OverWorld: exploring, skipping stones, getting beset by dingoes, sewing their skins into equipment, etc.
But he's getting tired, so is thrilled to find a nice, cosy cave. He heads in, pokes around, and nearly runs straight into a raving, naked human! In a panic, Upek pelts the man with skipping-stones and sharpened dingo bones, and then rams his ancestral spear through its skull. He dumps the body outside and settles in for a comfortable night's rest.
He continues the short way into town the next day, eager to spend the coins he'd found on the cave floor. But having forgot to wash the blood off his spear and clothing, he's forced to admit to his actions. Imagine his surprise at being celebrated as a saviour!
Second day up top, and he's gotten himself a home and a fan club. Could get used to this.
Post by: Vagnard on December 20, 2013, 11:22:42 am
It's one of Masterwork's tilesets, not sure which one though.
Ah, too bad. I was hoping to use this for my adventure mode game.
I'll keep it in mind for my next fortress game though. Thanks.
Post by: Shadowscynthe on December 26, 2013, 08:00:49 pm
44444
@444S <-----Giant sponge....
44444
I'm sure we all have been here before....
Post by: Shadowscynthe on December 27, 2013, 11:32:50 am
(http://imgur.com/Q92F2lN)
if it didnt work for you, link.
http://imgur.com/Q92F2lN (http://imgur.com/Q92F2lN)
Post by: Tawa on January 08, 2014, 05:59:16 pm
The corpse of Draw your Adventures comes back to life!
Apologies, necropost, had to do it to stop the awesome's untimely demise.
So, just made this. Mua ha ha. That night creature broke my shoulder a week prior, and I decided to settle an old score. With my axe. After killing a titan.
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This was one FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... moment.
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But yeah, man, those friggin' elves BRAINWASHED HIM TO THEIR ETHICS! NOOOOOOO!
Post by: Akura on January 11, 2014, 12:30:57 pm
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The story behind this is, somehow a female goblin thief managed to infiltrate the fort somehow, despite both entrances behind doors guarded by drakes(essentially, smaller, non-firebreathing dragons) and both well-trafficked. Her slica and bag were both promptly shot out of her hands by the javilineer squad, and I think she was shot in the ass at one point. Definitely a gutshot there, too. Then the speargolem finishes her off by driving a pile-bunker into her face.
Post by: Xotano on January 16, 2014, 08:38:10 pm
doors guarded by drakes(essentially, smaller, non-firebreathing dragons)
must be a mod cus "drakes" on this game are already ducks.
Post by: WillowLuman on January 16, 2014, 08:51:43 pm
Post by: TheFlame52 on January 17, 2014, 10:48:23 am
I remember reading once in Note to Urist about an incredibly awesome drake, and as no indication was given I thought a male duck had slain a platoon of goblins.A fort I was reading (I think it was either a Battlefailed or a Boatmurdered sequel) had a duck that killed two demons.
Post by: Tiruin on January 18, 2014, 12:42:26 am
Just a little doodle. Poking fun at the combat system a bit.I'm pretty glad for that 'necro' (not even a month, guys).Spoiler (click to show/hide)
For I pretty much like all the art people do here. So simple.
Post by: BlackFlyme on January 18, 2014, 01:17:43 am
There's even a fancy warning and everything when you go to post.
Also, I made a terrible MSPaint thingy because I'm tired of not contributing.
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Post by: miauw62 on January 18, 2014, 05:39:05 am
Post by: Tawa on January 20, 2014, 08:07:07 pm
(http://i43.tinypic.com/w9edu1.png)
More to follow, for realsies this time.
Post by: Tawa on January 21, 2014, 08:54:02 pm
So, a few minutes ago, I was tracking down an elven godfather ("leader" of some dungeon gang) in the dungeon of a human town.
I hold the 8 key to go through a door and I get a split second combat log.
I look back, and apparently, I ran straight through the door and killed the leader in one shot, because this idiot was surprised when I just ran through the door and beat it to death.
Of course, in dwarven physics, opening a door and killing something in one smooth motion work just fine, but they don't work so well otherwise.
So I imagined this instead.
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(I might continue what happened to Inigo, later.)
Post by: WillowLuman on January 21, 2014, 09:30:33 pm
Post by: DG on January 21, 2014, 09:44:00 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on January 22, 2014, 12:44:12 am
Post by: Tawa on January 22, 2014, 08:43:38 pm
(http://i43.tinypic.com/4vpx1l.png)
Every.
Friggin.
TIME.
Post by: Tawa on January 23, 2014, 09:00:09 pm
So a random kobold bandit party got the jump on my thrower. All I saw was the swordsman, and there weren't any trees to hide behind, so I figured all was well. I chopped off his arm and threw it at him, causing his death, and a few steps later, HEADSHOT!
:-(
Post by: Tiruin on January 24, 2014, 01:28:45 am
I seem to be cursed with starting in these clothes.You do know that men also wore dresses AND skirts in the archaic times, right? They aren't how you think of them right now. >_>Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Every.
Friggin.
TIME.
Post by: WillowLuman on January 24, 2014, 01:42:31 am
Post by: brokegamer on January 24, 2014, 03:26:28 pm
Post by: Azerax on January 24, 2014, 08:54:31 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/iHrqHpD.png)
lololo +1
before I realized they were the only thing that glowed, I would look at them to see which one was wearing human bone jewelry.
Post by: Tawa on January 24, 2014, 09:32:35 pm
Then I found out you don't actually need to be somewhere with wood to get wood in Wanderer's friend, you just need an axe as a reaction reagent.
Thus, this happened.
(http://i39.tinypic.com/2f0bpnb.png)
Post by: Zan Oltaridor on January 27, 2014, 04:54:24 pm
So, I downloaded the Wanderer's Friend mod and its companion/derivative Blacksmith's Friend. I set up a forge in an empty top floor of a castle and set to work melting down everything in the tower to make myself awesomer.
Then I found out you don't actually need to be somewhere with wood to get wood in Wanderer's friend, you just need an axe as a reaction reagent.
Thus, this happened.
(http://i39.tinypic.com/2f0bpnb.png)
"You got wood from nothing! Albert Einstein has been struck down!"
That...that...that freakin killed me...please...whatever you do...never change...
I love you
Post by: Grombardrim on January 27, 2014, 06:48:44 pm
Without further rambling, Amala Natureblight (or something? I think there was nature in it somewhere... Oh wait, no, that's what "Amala" stands for. Dammit)
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Also, holy fuck, she looks WAY better on my screen than the picture does in person. Or paper. Whatever.
Grombardrim cancels Draw Amala: will to draw lost!
Post by: WillowLuman on January 27, 2014, 07:53:00 pm
Post by: Ogdibus on January 28, 2014, 12:03:47 am
<_<
>_>
Post by: Grombardrim on January 28, 2014, 02:53:52 am
Also, Og, that sounds suspiciously like Elsword or something ^_^
Post by: DG on January 28, 2014, 08:55:36 am
Post by: Grombardrim on January 28, 2014, 10:26:12 am
Also breasts are fun to draw (seriously, I have a really hard time drawing guys. Or gender-less figures).
Update: Amala just became a necromancer. And then got swamped by a wave of Goblins. On an unrelated topic, I just downloaded the Genesis Reborn mod, and am considering modding it so that I can play as a Fallen ^_^
Post by: WillowLuman on January 28, 2014, 12:18:50 pm
Post by: Grombardrim on January 28, 2014, 12:38:34 pm
On the other hand, I did add a gorget in order to counter the deflection problem, and made the front flat instead of completely sculpted. So my "breast-plates" are slightly less impractical than some.
Post by: Tawa on January 28, 2014, 03:44:00 pm
And for some kinds (i.e. ALL the D&D or Warhammer versions, where they have separate breasts), it would transfer the force of a crushing blow into a lethal wedge poised right over the sternum. *nodnod* It's not practicality, though, it's the Rule of Cool. Breasts make an adventurer look more feminine and less manly,which is often a consideration for people such as myself (and most other dudes who draw fantasy chicks).
On the other hand, I did add a gorget in order to counter the deflection problem, and made the front flat instead of completely sculpted. So my "breast-plates" are slightly less impractical than some.
I never do that kind of thing, because I like manly adventurers who chop peoples' heads off with axes, then chop the axe off with their heads.
Also, I just noticed that when fantasy chicks have weapons and are supposed to be relatable at the same time, they tend to have light ones (i.e. bows, spears, short swords, rapiers, etc.). Another reason I use manly adventurers (LONGSWORDS! 2H SWORDS! GREATAXES! SCOURGES WITH 50 HEADS!).
Also, duh on the "breasts make the adventurer more feminine and less manly" thing.
...shall we get back on topic, to avoid looking like the Funniest Names thread and its endless stream of crude jokes?
Also, I'm going to be drawing what I pictured when I found an engraving of someone "devouring a donkey" later.
Post by: Grombardrim on January 28, 2014, 03:50:53 pm
THE GODS OF RNG LOOOOOOVE ME!
Post by: Shook on February 01, 2014, 09:50:28 am
Don't know if any of you remember this comic that i posted nearly three years ago holy fuck (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=36256.msg1986685;topicseen#msg1986685) (probably not), but i figured it'd be fun to try and remake an older thing of mine in a fit of PAST VERSUS PRESENT.
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key difference: giant eyebrows
now to go back to being inactive in this thread until a new DF version pops up
Post by: Tawa on February 01, 2014, 11:11:27 am
now to go back to being inactive in this thread until a new DF version pops up
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post by: Neszreth on February 01, 2014, 12:08:23 pm
1st part
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Post by: Tawa on February 01, 2014, 01:11:29 pm
Hi, this is one of my adventurers which started as a professional dodger human demi-god, or something like that. I don't remember exactly ???
1st part2nd partSpoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I like. Simple, funny. Your art style is clever, and you make brilliant usage of 11-point Times New Roman.
Later I'm probably going to make another picture.
Post by: Grombardrim on February 01, 2014, 03:08:56 pm
Time to learn how to draw action poses, I guess?
Post by: Shook on February 01, 2014, 03:20:57 pm
This much i will say though, on top of it being a legit good drawing, you are unfairly good at drawing hands and feet. Those accursed extremities are my nemeses. ALL OF THEM. :c
Post by: Grombardrim on February 01, 2014, 03:31:39 pm
(I only recently figured out a way of drawing feet that I'm somewhat happy with, and those hands are far from what I'd call passable. Tip, for hands at least? Make a rectangle with five lines where you want the fingers to be, flesh it out from there. The fingers should each be roughly the same length as the hand, slightly longer if you're going for feminine/creepy/expressive hands. You're on your own for feet)
But I'm mainly tingling with gladness cause you're goddamned SHOOK and you gave me a compliment ^_^
Post by: Neszreth on February 01, 2014, 04:54:33 pm
Nevertheless, I should have warned you that actually, humans from this world had fine black magnetic cylinders instead of arms... I will conceed you that it is indeed very convenient to draw! :P
Post by: Grombardrim on February 01, 2014, 05:09:34 pm
"Archers!" *zthwip zthwip* "Anyone else feel like running?" < >:(>
Post by: Dante on February 02, 2014, 07:01:04 pm
now to go back to being inactive in this thread until a new DF version pops up
My visceral need for the new version just rose about 50%.
Post by: Blastbeard on February 02, 2014, 09:08:15 pm
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Post by: Grombardrim on February 03, 2014, 08:40:35 am
Post by: RageBob on February 03, 2014, 10:14:57 am
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Post by: jaxy15 on February 03, 2014, 10:18:43 am
Equivalent Exchange!? Bitch please. I use the Philosohper's Stone, creating Adamantine Armor and Swords out of nothing.Pfft, equipment? I just use a slade colossus with tons of interactions.
Post by: Blastbeard on February 03, 2014, 11:34:18 am
Equivalent Exchange!? Bitch please. I use the Philosohper's Stone, creating Adamantine Armor and Swords out of nothing.Oh, that's adorable, they're still using adamantine where you're from...
Spoiler: Featuring: COLORS (click to show/hide)
Post by: smjjames on February 03, 2014, 02:50:01 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on February 03, 2014, 02:55:24 pm
Post by: Tawa on February 03, 2014, 05:10:57 pm
In catacombs looking for what the Lord described as "a criminal mastermind"...
(http://i59.tinypic.com/2ilwmt.jpg)
He had like a million lackeys. Criminal mastermind indeed.
Note to self: Always let companions go first. ALWAYS.
Post by: RageBob on February 04, 2014, 05:06:53 am
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It was super effective.
Post by: DG on February 04, 2014, 07:52:16 am
Post by: RageBob on February 04, 2014, 08:35:51 am
Does that question mark have a beard, sir?
Yes.
It's a dorf mark.
Post by: Tawa on February 04, 2014, 06:12:20 pm
I get a quest to kill a "troglodyte" whatever that is and run into a bandit boss instead.
My last ditch effort:
Dorf Adventurer uses Pay Day!
(http://i58.tinypic.com/154hx0n.jpg)
It doesn't affect the foe Dorf Bandit...
Dorf Bandit uses Skull Bash!
It's super effective!
Dorf Adventurer fainted!
Dorf Adventurer has been struck down.
You are deceased.
EDIT:
Made this afterward.
(http://i57.tinypic.com/2mdnq6q.jpg)
Apologies for the god-forsaken part where he takes the bag of money. It played out better in my head.
Post by: DG on February 04, 2014, 08:29:03 pm
Post by: blazing glory on February 05, 2014, 05:25:23 am
Post by: blazing glory on February 05, 2014, 05:28:33 am
so he used a crossbow...Equivalent Exchange!? Bitch please. I use the Philosohper's Stone, creating Adamantine Armor and Swords out of nothing.Oh, that's adorable, they're still using adamantine where you're from...Spoiler: Featuring: COLORS (click to show/hide)
Post by: DG on February 05, 2014, 06:56:27 am
Post by: Monitor Lisard on February 05, 2014, 11:32:08 am
(http://i1185.photobucket.com/albums/z344/Georgethegunner/Elf.jpg) (http://s1185.photobucket.com/user/Georgethegunner/media/Elf.jpg.html)
Post by: blazing glory on February 05, 2014, 03:43:09 pm
Dunno, looks more like some sort of modded shotgun-axe hybrid.Meh,a crossbow would do the same thing
Post by: Ultimuh on February 06, 2014, 04:28:49 am
You know, elves are supposed to love woods and be at peace with wildlife, but when going on adventure...There is always that one elf.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: brokegamer on February 07, 2014, 08:22:49 am
Spoiler: Yes he is naked and wielding a giant axe blade. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Yoink on February 08, 2014, 06:33:50 am
Also, BlastBeard, I loved that gobbo's dialogue!
A lot of awesome art in the last couple of pages. :) Keep it up, all of you!
Post by: vastaghen12 on February 09, 2014, 06:57:11 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/7m11AH6.png)
Mafi became a great hero until
Spoiler: The tragic events of the fifth day (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tawa on February 09, 2014, 08:40:01 pm
Then I remembered this quote.
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Aren't whips currently incorrectly modeled in DF? I read that DF thinks they are rigid, so in practice they end up being 6-foot long lightsabers moving at the speed of sound.
-snip-
(http://i59.tinypic.com/153b800.gif)
Post by: Grombardrim on February 10, 2014, 03:24:46 am
Post by: WillowLuman on February 10, 2014, 01:50:19 pm
I am really tempted to draw a parody of the Episode 3 poster now... If I do, I'll post it up here ^_^YES
Post by: Reudh on February 11, 2014, 02:08:06 am
I was killed unfairly by the last bandit of a raiding party, a lasher. He hits me in the hand, I drop my steel battle axe, as I bend down to pick it up he hits me in the head. Typical, right? I try to come up with something funny, but it happens to everyone and thus is not funny.
Then I remembered this quote.-snip-
Aren't whips currently incorrectly modeled in DF? I read that DF thinks they are rigid, so in practice they end up being 6-foot long lightsabers moving at the speed of sound.
-snip-
(http://i59.tinypic.com/153b800.gif)
They use a simple contact area vs. weight vs. velocity modifier. Basically, the velocity modifier is very high, to simulate the whip cracking, while the weight and contact area are both quite low. Hence, in DF at least, tiny contact area + high velocity modifier = damage a very small area very badly. Knives are very dangerous in DF because they're sharp, plus they have a small contact area with a decent level of power behind them, so it concentrates at the tip.
Anywho. The way I always tried to deal with lashers in adventure mode was pelting rocks at them until I managed to break their hand.
Post by: WillowLuman on February 11, 2014, 02:06:30 pm
Post by: Tawa on February 11, 2014, 05:09:45 pm
Went into arena mode, made a bee, made a human, bee was my mortal enemy.
(http://i60.tinypic.com/j582tz.gif)
Apologies for the goofy, broken way he shakes around.
Post by: Eric Blank on February 11, 2014, 07:56:27 pm
Heheheh. I made cat-sized bees once. Have yet to actually encounter them in play.
Post by: Tawa on February 11, 2014, 08:26:37 pm
(http://i59.tinypic.com/11vi16u.png)
Post by: vastaghen12 on February 12, 2014, 01:38:31 pm
Repent! Repent! Mater the god of rainbows is coming!
Post by: Tawa on February 12, 2014, 04:33:35 pm
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dwarf_fortress.png)
Mouseover text reads as following:
Quote from: Randall Munroe
I may be the person who spends a year implementing a Turing-complete computer in Dwarf Fortress, but that makes you the kind of person who wastes ten more getting it to run Minecraft.
Just to repeat, I didn't make this. You can find this comic, along with the rest of its brethren, for free at xkcd.com. (THIS ISN'T PRODUCT PLACEMENT BECAUSE I'M SAYING THIS REALLY LOUD)
Post by: Blastbeard on February 16, 2014, 02:08:31 pm
(http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/90a82f3c07d8767252b02adc9d1fb187)
Post by: Enemy post on February 17, 2014, 03:31:10 pm
Modding is a double-edged sword. One the one hand, you can create practically anything you could ever think of, but you will also have to be on the receiving end of it at some point. When you try to impose order upon chaos, this is what happens.What did you do?
Post by: Steeled on February 17, 2014, 03:43:49 pm
I think he played a bit to much SS13Modding is a double-edged sword. One the one hand, you can create practically anything you could ever think of, but you will also have to be on the receiving end of it at some point. When you try to impose order upon chaos, this is what happens.What did you do?
Post by: Nathail on February 17, 2014, 09:08:41 pm
Looks like he accidentally produced a clown bogeyman.Modding is a double-edged sword. One the one hand, you can create practically anything you could ever think of, but you will also have to be on the receiving end of it at some point. When you try to impose order upon chaos, this is what happens.What did you do?
Post by: Adventurer on February 18, 2014, 09:26:34 pm
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Post by: Blastbeard on March 01, 2014, 12:21:01 am
Looks like he accidentally produced a clown bogeyman.
I think he played a bit to much SS13Yes and yes. Clown is Actually Bogeyman. The honk actually enrages the target, leading to the usual response by any reasonable HoS. Running in terror at my own creation was my reaction, not the adventurer's. Sadly no toolboxes or airlocks were present at the time and an adamantine spear had to suffice.
I ran into a cyclops, i hate when you end up committing to a fight you realize later you cant winI remember Mogastad Stonehall's first cyclops kill being a real slog. The trick is to fight like an M-Rated Bugs Bunny.
Spoiler: Warning: long comic (click to show/hide)
Post by: DG on March 01, 2014, 01:38:32 am
Post by: smjjames on March 01, 2014, 02:38:15 am
Post by: DG on March 01, 2014, 05:55:08 am
Post by: Tiruin on March 03, 2014, 01:29:29 am
I remember it as if it was only yesterday...
Good work you all! :))
Post by: Tawa on March 14, 2014, 03:39:38 pm
(http://i58.tinypic.com/ma8j79.gif)
I was inspired by an animation comic circa page 153. Gotta work on it though.
Post by: WillowLuman on March 14, 2014, 03:49:15 pm
Post by: Tawa on March 14, 2014, 04:47:22 pm
Post by: Tawa on March 14, 2014, 09:17:12 pm
http://i61.tinypic.com/35cljsn.gif (http://i61.tinypic.com/35cljsn.gif)
Could've been better, but meh. Url'd it because it sucked.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 15, 2014, 12:03:02 am
Post by: Kay on March 20, 2014, 05:38:12 am
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Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on March 20, 2014, 05:41:47 am
Post by: Xantalos on March 20, 2014, 05:44:01 am
Post by: Kay on March 20, 2014, 05:44:52 am
>.> Hate it when that happensThe best part is that he was the first person I talked to after I'd started the game.
Post by: Tawa on April 03, 2014, 04:08:50 pm
Thought about the horribly buggy combat system, and made this.
Post by: Rumrusher on April 04, 2014, 04:56:35 am
(http://i61.tinypic.com/3585npu.jpg)that's why you throw, archery are some offset from Fort mode and Everything from Fort mode takes FOREVER to do in Adventure mode case in point advfort plugin.
Thought about the horribly buggy combat system, and made this.
Post by: MurmurWhee on April 04, 2014, 12:30:42 pm
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Uh, hey guys.
Ignore my awful artwork, but this is what happened to me earlier. If it's not too clear, I was in a necromancer tower and I got chased by necromancers and zombies but I made a mad dash for a book that happened to have the secrets of life and death in it. Which I thought was lucky.
I forgot about the necromancers.
Haha I just realized the book disappears.
Whoops
Post by: Sarrak on April 04, 2014, 02:44:04 pm
Post by: Tawa on April 05, 2014, 02:04:57 pm
Trying to kill a mountain titan, I travelled far and wide looking for him.
Eventually everyone died, and I found a giant tick who ripped my leg off. I raided a bandit camp later to get a crutch.
My sneaking session was interrupted by the swordsman standing next to the stuff pile.
EDIT: I hate doubleposting, so I figured I'd edit this new one in. Made a fort, tried to raid it for booze and stuff, but no booze and the gold nugget reduced my speed to 99, so I pretended my dwarven adventurer was stricken by melancholy and went stark raving mad at the same time, so I killed my comrade and lit myself on fire. (I tried to jump in my water pit and die, but that didn't work as well as it should have and I died on my way to the pit.
(http://i62.tinypic.com/124ycsk.gif)
Post by: MurmurWhee on April 07, 2014, 07:08:15 am
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Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 07, 2014, 07:34:56 am
Post by: MurmurWhee on April 07, 2014, 08:36:21 am
Post by: miauw62 on April 07, 2014, 09:11:59 am
Try not drawing your street all the way to the point or something.
Post by: MurmurWhee on April 07, 2014, 10:52:10 am
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on April 07, 2014, 10:58:52 am
Post by: Shook on April 07, 2014, 06:45:59 pm
also add me to the list of people who like your drawing style
i feel like i should contribute to the thread now that i'm posting anyways so.....
Spoiler: tradetastic (click to show/hide)
Elf ears look odd on a stickman. :I
Post by: Eric Blank on April 07, 2014, 07:15:42 pm
Post by: Bumber on April 07, 2014, 09:24:34 pm
The duck was chasing me I panicked D:It's coming right for us! (http://youtu.be/Nt6kKhlX8vU?t=49s)
The expression on the duck's face is hilarious.
Post by: MurmurWhee on April 08, 2014, 05:05:25 am
Although I will admit that I could have put more effort in, and when I said I don't do backgrounds much that wasn't an excuse I know that I can't draw those :p
And to shook, I really like yours too! I've been lurking on here for ages, and I always find your comics really funny :3
Post by: brokegamer on April 08, 2014, 05:47:40 pm
Spoiler: tradetastic (click to show/hide)
Good job it wasn't a larch bin of xxWhateversxx otherwise it would have been "Let it rain butthurt!"
Post by: Shook on April 12, 2014, 08:36:46 pm
And to shook, I really like yours too! I've been lurking on here for ages, and I always find your comics really funny :3<3
Super glad to hear that, they're also pretty fun to draw. c:
Or maybe more like "it's raining rude baubles >:c", huehue.Spoiler: tradetastic (click to show/hide)
Good job it wasn't a larch bin of xxWhateversxx otherwise it would have been "Let it rain butthurt!"
hmm
rude baubles
HMM
Spoiler: rude baubles (click to show/hide)
mmm
This also marks the first time i've drawn blood in a looooong time. :U
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 12, 2014, 08:58:06 pm
Post by: Tsukana on April 13, 2014, 01:25:11 pm
Shook, I love everything you do.
But you really need to stop showing up at every forum I look at. It's like accidentally stalking you.
Post by: eLka on April 13, 2014, 01:33:02 pm
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Basically, had a golbin attack during the night.
My crossbowman and I did not even take a scratch.
The Axeman died on the spot.
Ah well, that only shows he was useless for our cause.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 13, 2014, 03:54:53 pm
Post by: eLka on April 14, 2014, 05:31:21 am
Post by: blazing glory on April 14, 2014, 05:32:10 am
Post by: eLka on April 14, 2014, 06:38:40 am
Well then, here's how I tried to practice swimming in the river.
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Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 14, 2014, 02:18:18 pm
Not featured: the companions drown as well.
Post by: eLka on April 14, 2014, 02:44:13 pm
Here's my reaction every time I find horrible loot in a fortress.
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Before someone asks, the balloon in a top hat is kind of persona of mine. That's how I like to portray myself on internet forums and in comics.
Post by: Tsukana on April 15, 2014, 02:21:54 am
It's like the two greatest things about parties in one.
Post by: ......... on May 03, 2014, 06:34:22 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9pReilHb6M0/U2V62dk0KZI/AAAAAAAACQ4/XCLAf0RoA3k/s1600/bourghers.png)
Post by: TheFlame52 on May 03, 2014, 07:05:35 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 03, 2014, 07:11:55 pm
Seriously, though who are those two people? They look cool but I wish I knew their story.
Post by: DG on May 03, 2014, 08:47:25 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 04, 2014, 02:25:07 am
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Post by: SeriousConcentrate on May 04, 2014, 02:39:29 am
Kinda wonder what happened to Logrin, though. :-\
Post by: WillowLuman on May 04, 2014, 02:51:58 am
He hasn't gone anywhere, I think, he was on just 8 days ago.
Post by: Reudh on May 05, 2014, 04:07:04 am
But what does it mean? What does it mean!?
Seriously, though who are those two people? They look cool but I wish I knew their story.
They are Burghers. Judging by the clothing they wear and the filename, at least. Basically, they're upper-middle class citizens of a smallish city or borough.
Post by: Tawa on May 05, 2014, 05:31:00 pm
Yeah, it's crappy, and nowhere near THE KING's caliber.
Gotta work on artwork, but simply enough, that priest had some mad crazy teeth yo. I think HIS MOTHER WAS A SERPENT WOMAN and HIS FATHER SMELLED OF VAMPIRES.
Post by: neblime on May 05, 2014, 09:25:05 pm
Post by: Henny on May 06, 2014, 10:18:23 am
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Well, son of a bee. Am I supposed to swim across the damn things?
Post by: blazing glory on May 06, 2014, 10:26:58 am
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Well, son of a bee. Am I supposed to swim across the damn things?
Yes,it's a frustrating part of adventurering,they appear all over the place.
Post by: Stalker on May 07, 2014, 12:43:01 pm
I miss Boss Knight :(Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ......... on May 07, 2014, 03:39:05 pm
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Post by: WillowLuman on May 07, 2014, 03:48:27 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 07, 2014, 03:53:14 pm
More cryptic imagery.
WAIT A SEC
9dot post
}9dot post immediately follows shook post
Shook post
CONTINUE POSTING 9DOT
Post by: Dowly on May 08, 2014, 07:46:32 am
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Post by: Tawa on May 08, 2014, 08:07:06 am
Post by: granzteel on May 08, 2014, 08:10:55 am
My hammerman companion has an awesome name! Maybe I would make a cutting-edge anime version of him :D
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Post by: Dowly on May 08, 2014, 12:11:51 pm
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Sigh...
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 08, 2014, 12:24:22 pm
Heh, to get around that problem, quickly run away and go to travel-map before they've drowned.
Post by: Dowly on May 08, 2014, 02:09:39 pm
Heh, to get around that problem, quickly run away and go to travel-map before they've drowned.
Aye, that's what I do, but I lose one every now and then. >:(
Also,
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Post by: Shook on May 08, 2014, 06:43:30 pm
Hello, 9dot.Nah it was more like:
More cryptic imagery.
WAIT A SEC
9dot post
}9dot post immediately follows shook post
Shook post
CONTINUE POSTING 9DOT
shook post
shook post
ninedots post
ninedots post
So all logic states that i should be posting right now.
...
WELL HOW ABOUT THAT. It's not nice to disregard all the people in between me, me, ninedots and ninedots, though. :v
also i wonder if the next update will let us do jumping/flying attacks
Spoiler: JUMPKICK (click to show/hide)
ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
i also demand to be able to smack people into trees
Post by: Eric Blank on May 08, 2014, 06:57:16 pm
Post by: granzteel on May 08, 2014, 10:05:43 pm
Heh, to get around that problem, quickly run away and go to travel-map before they've drowned.
Aye, that's what I do, but I lose one every now and then. >:(
Also,Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Well at least there wouldn't be a major problem. besides, you can lose bandits this way :D
Post by: Dowly on May 09, 2014, 09:09:36 am
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Post by: blazing glory on May 09, 2014, 11:16:50 am
Should've listened to the villagers.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Nah,my adventurers cut through them and I imagine saying "Now the night will fear me!"
Post by: WillowLuman on May 09, 2014, 03:34:13 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 09, 2014, 04:27:55 pm
"An imposing human. It has a sharp metal stick and a tough metal shell."
Pretty good description of my adventurers,they always end up clad in a full suit of steel armor with a steel sword,the steel coming from me making dwarven cities happen,humans suddenly got steel for some reason.
Post by: Blastbeard on May 10, 2014, 12:29:08 pm
I wish Hiimdaisy still did things.
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Post by: blazing glory on May 10, 2014, 05:22:30 pm
Ahh, the power of modding(and duct tape)
I wish Hiimdaisy still did things.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That's not a !!AXEGUN!!.
I don't see any fire anywhere.
Post by: Rumrusher on May 11, 2014, 12:01:50 pm
Ahh, the power of modding(and duct tape)
I wish Hiimdaisy still did things.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
she still does (http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/)
iou "___ quest" comic here
Post by: BlackFlyme on May 12, 2014, 12:39:58 am
It's an adventurer fighting blendecs.
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Post by: granzteel on May 12, 2014, 12:50:12 am
Scanner doesn't work and phone is potato. Outlined what I could with GIMP.
It's an adventurer fighting blendecs.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This could actually be put into the DF wiki :)
Post by: Rumrusher on May 12, 2014, 08:25:17 am
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/misty-mother-spotted.png)
found the littlest cheesemaker's (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=136384.615) lost parents.
edit: two steps to the left I found her missing daughter.
Post by: Kamin on May 12, 2014, 08:44:06 am
Post by: brokegamer on May 13, 2014, 01:17:22 pm
Scanner doesn't work and phone is potato. Outlined what I could with GIMP.
It's an adventurer fighting blendecs.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: It's pretty easy to isolate the lines in Gimp (click to show/hide)
Post by: BlackFlyme on May 13, 2014, 02:21:20 pm
Scanner doesn't work and phone is potato. Outlined what I could with GIMP.
It's an adventurer fighting blendecs.Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler: It's pretty easy to isolate the lines in Gimp (click to show/hide)
I hadn't even thought to bother isolating the lines. My concern was making the image visible, since the pencil lines were difficult to see. I actually had to guess where parts of the picture were while doing the outlining because of my phone's poor camera quality.
Post by: vastaghen12 on May 14, 2014, 03:35:00 am
Spoiler: I thought this bug was fixed (click to show/hide)
Post by: blazing glory on May 14, 2014, 04:10:38 am
I got to visit the millennia old capital of a certain human kingdom to accept a quest from the king himself when...Spoiler: I thought this bug was fixed (click to show/hide)
Next thing you know the king has died of old age.
Post by: Eric Blank on May 14, 2014, 12:11:24 pm
Post by: ......... on May 14, 2014, 03:42:30 pm
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Post by: DG on May 14, 2014, 04:50:45 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 14, 2014, 08:07:38 pm
I don't have any images and probably won't for a while. :(
Post by: Alestance on May 14, 2014, 10:27:32 pm
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9911045/gottfried.png)
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 14, 2014, 10:59:12 pm
Post by: miauw62 on May 17, 2014, 03:39:25 am
I don't usually draw backgrounds. No need to be rude about it.I was just trying to give advice yo. Not my intention to be rude.
Post by: Blastbeard on May 17, 2014, 03:51:16 pm
Spoiler: Dfusion -> Misc Tools -> Empregnate = ???? (click to show/hide)
Post by: Rumrusher on May 17, 2014, 08:26:59 pm
Just an average day in the life of Linkot Lustpants.weebl - babies on loopSpoiler: Dfusion -> Misc Tools -> Empregnate = ???? (click to show/hide)
gui/gm-editor alter their profession and boom those babies can fight for you.
also you can mount/strap babies on to you now
Spoiler: mount code (click to show/hide)
Post by: Garn on May 26, 2014, 11:16:08 pm
I use no mods, except editing the files to allow dwarven and elven outsiders which probably doesn't count as a mod
I think dorfs are OP and that humans have the start of the game easy because they can buy armor that fits them, so naturally I picked the next hardest decision, from the race of hypocritical emasculated cuckolded spineless tree-huggers called elves
but the elf I made fit none of those descriptors
he is "Large for a elf", and quite fat and muscular; those are great attributes for an elf outsider, and every peasant should start with something like this
heres my starting attributes, peasant, which had 0 points left over; they are amazing
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starting at 1172 speed buck naked and armed with nothing but a copper spear in the left hand, and a large copper dagger in the right hand, he appeared out of thin air in a neutral human settlement in the hot weather of the north in the year 46 during the Age of Myth
so he asks about the surroundings, services he can perform, and where the capital city is; thinking that humans are probably gonna make almost no profit by selling elf-sized clothing, he ignores the prospect of buying clothes and goes south into the wilderness
in the wilderness are cavies, gray langurs, peregrine falcons, triceriel peregrines, however you spell them, and in the river outside of town I saw a stingray, so I'll just skill up swimming inside of town; and while I'm swimming and while I'm not, I'll skill up ambushing too
when I hit legendary+1 ambushing, I'll sneak out to one of the nearby bandit camps and look for a backpack and clothes to steal from them
heres his description
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and heres the reason I posted here in the first place
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as you can probably tell by clicking the next spoiler, there is some amount of inaccuracy, but this is what really happened
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after the combat sequence I butchered the eagle and ate some of it, but who cares about that, also the eagle is an 'e' in the color of "The Eagle falls over."
EDIT: if someone wants to draw it better feel free, this thread needs more posts anyway
Post by: maples35 on May 27, 2014, 04:55:50 pm
I just love the rampant casual sociopathy that we engage in here.Sigg'd (hope no one else beat me to it)
Post by: Silleh Boy on June 04, 2014, 07:36:36 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on June 04, 2014, 08:44:11 am
Oh ya, classic mistake greenhorn. Ye'v gotta put the bird in a headlock first thing in the fight or they'll scratch ye to death. I suppose ya know it now, but the pain those wee jobbies can inflict is unimaginable!
[wizened adventurer mode disengaged]
Post by: WillowLuman on June 04, 2014, 06:34:12 pm
Yeah, using adventure mode reactions to tan, craft, and carve, I have a full set of sentient leather clothing and a suit of sentient bone armor.
Someone please draw this.
Post by: TheFlame52 on June 04, 2014, 07:00:30 pm
Post by: Equinox1010 on June 08, 2014, 12:38:39 am
Once night falls it is a different story...
Also this was my first time drawing art in a long time so it is pretty shoddy. :-\
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Post by: WillowLuman on June 08, 2014, 12:42:20 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 08, 2014, 01:37:00 am
So I started my adventure off like normal, ask the villagers for some monsters to kill, they always say the same damn thing about adventuring alone at night, I'm like "no boogeyman is going to kill me you silly villager "
Once night falls it is a different story...
Also this was my first time drawing art in a long time so it is pretty shoddy. :-\Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Actually,if you get really famous then they'll not warn you about the bogeymen and will instead make comments about how the bogeymen would get them.
Post by: BlackFlyme on June 08, 2014, 02:18:57 pm
Yeah, using adventure mode reactions to tan, craft, and carve, I have a full set of sentient leather clothing and a suit of sentient bone armor.
Someone please draw this.
I'm surprised nobody's done this yet.
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Post by: TheFlame52 on June 08, 2014, 06:57:05 pm
Post by: ......... on June 08, 2014, 08:14:27 pm
Post by: Icecoon on June 09, 2014, 01:48:49 pm
Part one:
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Part two:
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Post by: Arx on June 10, 2014, 04:05:46 am
(http://i.imgur.com/zTnUCSh.png)
Say, Nimu, you don't think that's a bit beyond me?
Post by: Icecoon on June 10, 2014, 06:25:20 am
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Post by: blazing glory on June 10, 2014, 06:42:50 am
If profaning a temple would be possible in adventure mode :DSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Only true god is Armok anyway.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on June 10, 2014, 01:14:35 pm
If profaning a temple would be possible in adventure mode :DSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Only true god is Armok anyway.
Post by: Icecoon on June 11, 2014, 04:18:08 am
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Post by: WillowLuman on June 11, 2014, 11:21:04 am
Post by: Icecoon on June 11, 2014, 11:57:02 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on June 11, 2014, 02:00:51 pm
Post by: FallenAngel on June 11, 2014, 02:56:10 pm
Post by: Shizmoo on June 11, 2014, 03:16:22 pm
photo hosting (http://postimage.org/)
Was doing so good too.
Post by: ......... on June 18, 2014, 01:26:39 pm
Well, I modded in a thing from the wiki (Avatar of Armok outsider) but made it as big as the giant sperm whale. I then proceeded to grab a necromancer by the face and throw them against the wall of the tower. Someone should draw a huge humanoid throw a regular-sized being at a wall.
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Post by: FallenAngel on June 18, 2014, 01:57:01 pm
Just plain AWESOME.
........., your art is made of win.
As a bonus, it makes no sense when taken out of context, which is fun for everyone all the time.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on June 18, 2014, 02:24:39 pm
That necromancer dun goofed.
Post by: ArmokGoB on June 18, 2014, 09:35:13 pm
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Post by: Magnumcannon on June 19, 2014, 12:07:10 am
This sums up my last adventure pretty well:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This is beautiful.
Post by: miauw62 on June 19, 2014, 09:03:28 am
Post by: Magnumcannon on June 19, 2014, 01:56:37 pm
Post by: Phalgrin on June 21, 2014, 12:21:42 am
Its animated stick figures!
and some flashiness
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Post by: Raul on June 21, 2014, 12:23:59 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on June 21, 2014, 01:35:19 am
Also: pretty!
Post by: Kamin on June 21, 2014, 02:00:58 am
1. You gave me a seizure
2. You got at least one person who now wants to see moar awesomeness :P
Post by: Henny on June 21, 2014, 08:50:36 am
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Post by: Phalgrin on June 21, 2014, 02:57:46 pm
Here's another one I think we can all relate to
(sorry for the seizures)
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Post by: TheFlame52 on June 21, 2014, 03:02:15 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on June 21, 2014, 03:19:10 pm
Looks like some proper !!SCIENCE!! Henny.
Post by: ......... on June 21, 2014, 08:30:20 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 21, 2014, 09:37:12 pm
Post by: Phalgrin on June 22, 2014, 01:34:40 pm
finally got to a town and:
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btw, love this whole thread
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on June 22, 2014, 02:53:41 pm
Post by: Phalgrin on June 22, 2014, 03:08:28 pm
Post by: Kamin on June 22, 2014, 11:05:11 pm
After watching it for 15 seconds, I realized what was going on, and still had a great time.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 23, 2014, 12:18:53 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 23, 2014, 06:04:14 am
canadamancers, mothafucka
Post by: ......... on June 27, 2014, 03:03:58 pm
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Post by: Patacrepe on June 28, 2014, 05:49:21 am
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My hammerdwarf is in bad state, face to a huge dragon which has slaughtered all his loyal companions. The flames come closer. The ardent breath of the beast caresses his face. The time of the battle is came !
Post by: Tawa on June 28, 2014, 09:11:44 am
Post by: WillowLuman on June 28, 2014, 01:32:05 pm
The dragon has been struck down.
Post by: Patacrepe on June 28, 2014, 02:29:47 pm
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With the same character.
Post by: Kishmond on June 28, 2014, 02:50:48 pm
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Self-explanatory, hopefully.
Post by: Blastbeard on June 28, 2014, 03:55:22 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 28, 2014, 09:20:24 pm
You, sir, have created some of the best stick-figure artistry I have ever seen.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
With the same character.
Post by: blazing glory on June 28, 2014, 09:33:40 pm
You, sir, have created some of the best stick-figure artistry I have ever seen.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
With the same character.
Agreed.
This is a masterful engraving of 2 stickmen and a forest titan.
Post by: Tiruin on June 29, 2014, 12:10:34 am
How did you illustrate such sticks, Patacrepe?
Post by: Patacrepe on June 29, 2014, 02:48:46 am
Post by: Blastbeard on June 29, 2014, 03:28:25 am
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Post by: Tawa on June 29, 2014, 10:44:27 am
Thank you, but I have juste did it with Paint in 10-15 minutes :)Your simplicity was key; you didn't have faces, hands, or overly complicated designs; just plain ol' stickmen.
Post by: DG on June 29, 2014, 06:22:46 pm
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Self-explanatory, hopefully.
Love the buried skeleton.
You thought that was just a normal human child? Nope, you're gonna wish it was just Chuck Testa...Only the barest fragments of this amazing story have been uncovered. It is one of the greatest untold stories of our time.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This cool.
Post by: XArgon on July 02, 2014, 01:57:39 am
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Post by: Sarrak on July 02, 2014, 02:15:07 am
A stalwart dwarven hero embarks on a journey to investigate the reasons behind the fall of a prosperous outpost...You have very interesting style. I like it.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: XArgon on July 02, 2014, 03:30:09 am
Now for a bit of fun...
I was playing as a Nephilim adventurer (an angel-like race from the Legends of Forlorn Realms mod), which has quite a few random "sounds" modded in, making them every now and then. (if you play as an adventurer, he will also make these random sounds).
Then this happened.
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Post by: Xantalos on July 02, 2014, 04:09:11 am
'You punch the wolf in the head with your left fist, shattering the skull and tearing the brain!
The wolf has been struck down.
You ponder the futility of it all.'
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 02, 2014, 10:03:39 am
I've had that too.What, is this how chuck norris feels? He roundhouses people, and then wonders why.
'You punch the wolf in the head with your left fist, shattering the skull and tearing the brain!
The wolf has been struck down.
You ponder the futility of it all.'
Post by: Bralbaard on July 06, 2014, 05:26:14 pm
link (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=104399.msg5444194#msg5444194) to it here.
Post by: Megaman_zx on July 06, 2014, 05:50:34 pm
Post by: Dwarfu on July 06, 2014, 11:49:24 pm
(the kobold campfire, though, was 'safe,' not 'save')...
Post by: Sarrak on July 07, 2014, 02:37:05 am
Post by: Raul on July 07, 2014, 09:57:21 am
Post by: Elaxter on July 07, 2014, 10:51:04 am
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Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on July 07, 2014, 12:33:48 pm
Post by: Elaxter on July 07, 2014, 05:34:57 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on July 07, 2014, 11:47:25 pm
df40.01 adventures in animal communication.
Post by: WillowLuman on July 08, 2014, 12:28:24 am
Post by: Megaman_zx on July 08, 2014, 04:09:08 am
(http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj47/Rock_manzx/nicestbandit_zpsec21bfab.png) (http://s269.photobucket.com/user/Rock_manzx/media/nicestbandit_zpsec21bfab.png.html)
which inspired this shitty work of art
(http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj47/Rock_manzx/whereareutraveling_zps0a652633.png) (http://s269.photobucket.com/user/Rock_manzx/media/whereareutraveling_zps0a652633.png.html)
Post by: Adventurer on July 08, 2014, 05:55:43 am
Post by: Phalgrin on July 08, 2014, 06:44:13 am
Post by: DG on July 08, 2014, 06:03:20 pm
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Hee hee! I'm at work trying to stifle my laughter.
Post by: Del1m on July 08, 2014, 06:24:26 pm
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Every damn time.
Post by: Boozebeard on July 08, 2014, 06:46:53 pm
Gods this is some funny new version stuff. i keep chopping at necks and severing them, and find a neck on the ground next to the mutilated corpse. No decapitated head anywhere. How to illustrate properly?
(http://imgur.com/UVpiChP)
Obviously it's like this
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on July 09, 2014, 12:56:53 am
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Also these if they're new:
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Post by: FireCrazy on July 09, 2014, 03:11:28 am
Found this on /v/. Someone must draw it.I can't breathe... that is absolutely hilarious.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also these if they're new:Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Phalgrin on July 09, 2014, 10:35:40 am
Gods this is some funny new version stuff. i keep chopping at necks and severing them, and find a neck on the ground next to the mutilated corpse. No decapitated head anywhere. How to illustrate properly?
(http://imgur.com/UVpiChP)
Obviously it's like this
Awesome
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on July 09, 2014, 11:23:17 am
Found this on /v/. Someone must draw it.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also these if they're new:Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
There was another one, but I missed grabbing it. Went along the lines of:
The elven princess has grown attached to her equipped heavy war dog.
You regain consciousness.
Shall we trade?
The elven princess takes a drink from her heavy war dog.
Let's see what you have of value.
Post by: ......... on July 09, 2014, 02:28:28 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-p5A5w3s3xRg/U72Xa596SJI/AAAAAAAACmQ/EesctGvm-9A/s1600/kikrost-goat-killer.png)
Post by: jocke the beast on July 09, 2014, 03:42:35 pm
speaking of fun communication stuff..... so i had a friendly conversation with a bandit who ambushed me
(http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj47/Rock_manzx/nicestbandit_zpsec21bfab.png) (http://s269.photobucket.com/user/Rock_manzx/media/nicestbandit_zpsec21bfab.png.html)
which inspired this shitty work of art
(http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj47/Rock_manzx/whereareutraveling_zps0a652633.png) (http://s269.photobucket.com/user/Rock_manzx/media/whereareutraveling_zps0a652633.png.html)
Post by: TheCoolSideofthePIllow on July 09, 2014, 03:45:45 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/df-40k-dorf-adventures.png)
df40.01 adventures in animal communication.
I greeted a red panda and it licked me.
Post by: XArgon on July 10, 2014, 01:29:42 am
Spoiler: "Welcome to the 40's" (click to show/hide)
Quote
I greeted a red panda and it licked me.And that is awesome. :D
Post by: WaffleEggnog on July 10, 2014, 07:48:00 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/oyC59tS.png)
So I decided to doodle it in MSpaint;
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Post by: Elaxter on July 10, 2014, 08:05:01 pm
This was my first experience with version 40.01. Kinda. While not literally following the historic events, it is "Based on a true story". :DSpoiler: "Welcome to the 40's" (click to show/hide)QuoteI greeted a red panda and it licked me.And that is awesome. :D
Hot.
Post by: ICBM pilot on July 10, 2014, 08:20:11 pm
Ok so earlier I was playing a straight wrestling character for fun and this feat of badassery happened;How did you steal his bow?
(http://i.imgur.com/oyC59tS.png)
So I decided to doodle it in MSpaint;Enjoy.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: FallenAngel on July 10, 2014, 08:30:13 pm
Post by: Reudh on July 10, 2014, 10:32:05 pm
Post by: ......... on July 10, 2014, 11:41:13 pm
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PsqS9tHiLZU/U79pdmpf4-I/AAAAAAAACmw/8bzo2-TGyZo/s1600/necromancer.png)
elf necromancer
elf necromancer
Post by: brokegamer on July 11, 2014, 12:19:29 pm
Post by: Alev on July 11, 2014, 12:47:47 pm
Gods this is some funny new version stuff. i keep chopping at necks and severing them, and find a neck on the ground next to the mutilated corpse. No decapitated head anywhere. How to illustrate properly?I think the head is on there, the neck is just connected to it. It's like if you chop off the upper arm, it won't list lower arm, hand and fingers.
Post by: thehman03 on July 12, 2014, 10:56:22 pm
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Yep.
Post by: BlackFlyme on July 13, 2014, 12:03:18 am
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Post by: Kamin on July 13, 2014, 08:26:03 am
In many of my town in 40.02 there are wandering goblin gangs, they're usually friendly, but when I try to fast travel away they will ambush me and promptly kill me.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yep.
Haha, that's fantastic, hman. I can certainly appreciate the inevitability of this piece.
Wandered around a Dark Fortress. Came across the prisons.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
BAHAHAHAHA! Flyme, I think I just soiled myself. This is PURE GOLD.
Post by: thehman03 on July 13, 2014, 09:59:52 am
It recently came to my attention that necromancers spend their days running around scared of themselves.
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When I arrived the guy was going nuts crying and screaming, I eventually put him down.
Post by: XArgon on July 13, 2014, 12:37:05 pm
Another stupid comic that only I will find funny! yayyyyyy.Oh, the sheer amount of terror and misery v40 contains... :D
It recently came to my attention that necromancers spend their days running around scared of themselves.
Got no means to draw right now, but I imagine such an exchange happening:
Adventurer: You are a vile creature of the night!
Vampire: (starts sobbing)
Vampire: (bursts into tears, miserable).
Post by: Kishmond on July 13, 2014, 02:54:54 pm
Post by: thehman03 on July 13, 2014, 07:09:30 pm
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Needless to say I took him for a few more adventures after that until he was killed by some dragon's breath.
Also, do you guys prefer the all white backgrounds or this slightly more refined stuff?
Post by: Azrayel on July 13, 2014, 07:20:50 pm
I had a really buff adventurer, very strong, but he had been for the most part disabled by lack of armour and weapons due to selling them for supplies. So i decided to give him a nice exit from the world.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Needless to say I took him for a few more adventures after that until he was killed by some dragon's breath.
Also, do you guys prefer the all white backgrounds or this slightly more refined stuff?
Slightly more refined, and,
you know you can outright \steal\ anything you want free of repercussion in this version right? Or could up tiL 0.40.2, haven't tried .3 yet; they just don't seem to care or try to stop you or anything. Pick up and take the gear\provisions with you, s'what iDo.
Post by: thehman03 on July 13, 2014, 11:25:28 pm
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This happens alot. One guy will run off and tell everyone that i just stomped on some guy's foot and then they all talk about it and cause the game to crash.
Sidenote: Dear god it was hard to get that snip of the crash window, took me nearly 30 minutes to get the game to stop.
Post by: thehman03 on July 13, 2014, 11:26:48 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on July 13, 2014, 11:29:20 pm
you crash the game trying to travel and can't do anything until you manually walk to the next town and retire there.
Post by: ......... on July 14, 2014, 02:36:27 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/kvLu7eQ.png)
two trees
two trees
Post by: Alev on July 14, 2014, 02:45:35 pm
Post by: Bumber on July 15, 2014, 03:47:20 am
Here's one that sums up most of my adventures ending 5 minutes in currently.I lost it at that last panel. It's frickin' hilarious.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This happens alot. One guy will run off and tell everyone that i just stomped on some guy's foot and then they all talk about it and cause the game to crash.
Sidenote: Dear god it was hard to get that snip of the crash window, took me nearly 30 minutes to get the game to stop.
Post by: 99Hedgehog on July 15, 2014, 05:36:35 am
Nice and weird as always, dot guy.
Everybody loves ninedots.
Post by: ......... on July 15, 2014, 12:49:26 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 15, 2014, 01:44:14 pm
Edit: Nvm, it loaded. Also, while it's not a problem for me and it's not a fast blink, might want to put a siezure alert warning on there.
Edit2: It does annoy my eyes a little after looking at it for a bit. Anyway, enraged golfer adventurer? Those look like golf clubs.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on July 15, 2014, 02:03:03 pm
Post by: Scoops Novel on July 15, 2014, 02:57:50 pm
Nice and weird as always, dot guy.
Everybody loves ninedots.
Holy shit, too true.
Post by: Kamamura on July 15, 2014, 04:23:48 pm
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Post by: Tawa on July 15, 2014, 06:54:25 pm
-snippy-/me thinks he might've binged on the *chicken wings*.
:P
Also, dorf sites have FRIGGIN MAGMA SMELTERS at the bottoms of their fortresses.
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Post by: Dante on July 15, 2014, 09:18:09 pm
Nice and weird as always, dot guy.
Everybody loves ninedots.
Holy shit, too true.
It's really far more likely that those who do, speak up, and those who don't, are polite enough not to. Bay12 forums are very good in that respect.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on July 15, 2014, 09:24:50 pm
Nice and weird as always, dot guy.
Everybody loves ninedots.
Holy shit, too true.
It's really far more likely that those who do, speak up, and those who don't, are polite enough not to. Bay12 forums are very good in that respect.
Basically this, although as someone who isn't a fan I will say his art is getting much clearer - I just don't much care for abstract art. :P
Post by: FallenAngel on July 15, 2014, 09:39:27 pm
I like his art, but I prefer it when he gives some form of context (even a couple words help a bit).Nice and weird as always, dot guy.
Everybody loves ninedots.
Holy shit, too true.
It's really far more likely that those who do, speak up, and those who don't, are polite enough not to. Bay12 forums are very good in that respect.
Basically this, although as someone who isn't a fan I will say his art is getting much clearer - I just don't much care for abstract art. :P
Post by: RabblerouserGT on July 15, 2014, 11:12:09 pm
Also, sorry for posting so many pictures, but im pretty much going through a strange mood right now.No need to apologize. I'm sure we're all loving your comics.
Post by: Kamamura on July 16, 2014, 08:05:26 am
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Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on July 16, 2014, 08:09:12 am
Post by: Kamamura on July 16, 2014, 08:17:00 am
Yeah but wouldn't the head have gone the other way? Or are you attempting to hit the severed head before it touches the ground?
Grrr... ;-)
Well... you know what? It's an undead head severed many years ago in a forgotten battle, and revived by necromantic powers. Through sheer force of will, it has learned to propel itself through the air, and is capable of taking down adventurers by tearing their throats (not necks) apart. Observe the devilish grin and the maniacal glimplse in its left eye. Our hero, whose hands I failed miserably to draw in correct proportions, is trying to take this horrible foe down with a horizontal cut, but the head is using a maneuver known among the fighter pilots as "barell roll" to avoid the attack. Indeed, it does not look good for our hero at all...
Post by: Kamamura on July 16, 2014, 08:38:09 am
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Post by: Alev on July 16, 2014, 12:24:23 pm
L'lounge petitNice, but burial things are slabs.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Rumrusher on July 16, 2014, 05:37:58 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/so-I-was-wrestling-a-bunch-of-bogeyman-and-found-an-old-friend.png)
I guess false_wing's race still exist in the cackling.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/folder4/adorable.png)
now to see if I can pull them out.
Post by: Kamamura on July 16, 2014, 06:19:01 pm
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Post by: Alev on July 16, 2014, 06:21:48 pm
L'Chateau d'GobboI wonder if there is a way to draw lag...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 17, 2014, 02:21:10 am
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Post by: Alev on July 17, 2014, 11:37:58 am
....Improbable Victory?Noice. *applauds*Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: 99Hedgehog on July 17, 2014, 06:40:29 pm
....Improbable Victory?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Dual wielding is awesome now thanks to multi attacks.
Post by: Rumrusher on July 21, 2014, 02:48:58 pm
Etini lives in a elf camp with
Post by: FallenAngel on July 21, 2014, 03:12:32 pm
Post by: Alev on July 21, 2014, 03:15:37 pm
Post by: Shizmoo on July 21, 2014, 04:32:04 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on July 21, 2014, 04:53:57 pm
She singlehandedly starved her kingdom.you mean she ate her kingdom.
After deciding to go on a conquest to retake the kingdom... I realize holding a sword and standing next to lords is enough to push them out the door.
gave one of my lordships to a goblin companion who then soon started running away from the keep after I did so... oh well still buds.
walk up to a town and found out it's slightly harder to take that one over in a passive sense met an alligator recruit and right when I walk out of the castle I notice a migrant looming over the area...
once I got closer to it a vampire just up and barrel forward.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/life-must-suck-to-be-an-goblin-vampire.png)
so yeah goblins seem to be able to become vampires also this one is naked buff as hell and crying.
Post by: smjjames on July 21, 2014, 05:55:52 pm
Also, goblins have always been able to become vampires.
Post by: Rumrusher on July 21, 2014, 06:17:55 pm
also eniti and her husband escaped imprisonment and tame several animals.
Post by: Argonnek on July 21, 2014, 11:32:36 pm
How can we be sure that the tear covering isn't the normal covering of tears your eyes have?
Also, goblins have always been able to become vampires.
When you start a new adventurer, they don't have tear coverings, and neither do most people you encounter. However, when beset by horror, tears tend to form, even on my adventurer's eyes.
Post by: XArgon on July 22, 2014, 01:52:42 am
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/cacame-daughter.png)Kinda like the elf priestesses from Overlord II. :P
Etini lives in a elf camp withmost ofher kingdom gone.
I really like your style, Rumrusher! :)
Post by: Rumrusher on July 23, 2014, 08:59:20 pm
drew up some bogeymen while waiting out the calender
uhh some how found an elven boy/girlscout group while walking around it seems they are migrating
like this place had campfires all over the place also isn't a site.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/elven-migrants-camp-out.png)
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on July 23, 2014, 09:25:11 pm
Post by: Alev on July 23, 2014, 09:43:52 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/doodle-dwarf-fort-kill-6-billion-demons.png)how do you find tents?
drew up some bogeymen while waiting out the calender
uhh some how found an elven boy/girlscout group while walking around it seems they are migrating
like this place had campfires all over the place also isn't a site.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/elven-migrants-camp-out.png)
Post by: Rumrusher on July 23, 2014, 10:10:47 pm
I guess the elves got ransack by forgotten beasts and I stop world gen right in time.
so yeah now to figure out how to wreck a town so much that it turns into a ruin so you too can massively depopulate a whole town.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/how-to-get-your-roasting-woodland-protectors-badge.gif)
don't worry these folks aren't leaving alive.
Post by: Alev on July 23, 2014, 10:17:29 pm
well uhh I was wandering around in adventure mode then I notice there was a huge wave of migrants moving south, so I stop at one of them then notice there was camps.huehuehuehuehue
I guess the elves got ransack by forgotten beasts and I stop world gen right in time.
so yeah now to figure out how to wreck a town so much that it turns into a ruin so you too can massively depopulate a whole town.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/how-to-get-your-roasting-woodland-protectors-badge.gif)
don't worry these folks aren't leaving alive.
Advmode burning takes forever. I would hate to be a witch in DF.
Post by: Kay on July 26, 2014, 12:09:08 am
(http://s19.postimg.org/9616lt37n/the_goblin_in_the_iron_mask.png)
I'm not sure I want to know what job I had at the Dark Fortress before I became an adventurer.
Also, is it normal for goblins to all have pink and purple hair?
Post by: Raul on July 26, 2014, 12:14:41 am
Also, is it normal for goblins to all have pink and purple hair?Yes.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on July 26, 2014, 01:00:20 am
Post by: Sarrak on July 26, 2014, 02:03:57 am
Post by: XArgon on July 26, 2014, 03:26:50 am
Post by: Alev on July 26, 2014, 03:28:13 pm
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on July 26, 2014, 04:41:53 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on July 26, 2014, 11:09:56 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 27, 2014, 09:34:54 pm
Happened the one, segfaulty time I tried to mod wizards into DF and dropped by Arena Mode. Can't wait for it to become official, although for now it's just modding in spell reactions that shoot fireballs or wads of ice.
It's still more broken than 3.5 wizards, hehehe.
Post by: Silleh Boy on July 29, 2014, 06:26:51 pm
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Post by: DG on July 29, 2014, 11:53:16 pm
Post by: Alev on July 30, 2014, 12:20:27 am
Night creatures are a lot faster than I was expecting.Totally off topic, but why do you still have a link in your sig to a game that died 2 years ago?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 30, 2014, 08:02:23 pm
Murky pools are so convenient!
(http://i.imgur.com/eXDYWqU.png)
Post by: Alev on July 30, 2014, 08:07:04 pm
!!!!GOTTA GO FAST!!!!!Umm. I like the goblins. And panel 3.
Murky pools are so convenient!
(http://i.imgur.com/eXDYWqU.png)
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on July 30, 2014, 08:18:48 pm
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 30, 2014, 08:25:10 pm
I like it. Did the meatshields eat it?
Strangely, looks like your meatshields can actually sneak with you, even if they're at middle of a battle, bleeding a sea of blood and feeling a huge pain. But well, enjoy your legless and armless meatshields! At least they're alive...
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on July 30, 2014, 08:34:16 pm
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 30, 2014, 09:08:25 pm
[Kinda big image warning]
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Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 31, 2014, 02:38:02 am
Night creatures are a lot faster than I was expecting.I like your artstyle.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on July 31, 2014, 07:52:39 am
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 31, 2014, 11:30:29 am
I like it :)
Post by: Rumrusher on July 31, 2014, 12:15:15 pm
Spoiler: cat demon lady (click to show/hide)
Well then that's a first I seen in DF.
oh yeah she some how tamed cave dragons.
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 31, 2014, 12:20:19 pm
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 31, 2014, 01:00:44 pm
Got the [CAN_MAKE_GIFS] tags recently.
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Post by: Shizmoo on July 31, 2014, 01:19:45 pm
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 31, 2014, 01:24:20 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on July 31, 2014, 01:50:05 pm
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Post by: Magnumcannon on July 31, 2014, 01:56:35 pm
Post by: Dwarfu on July 31, 2014, 03:34:28 pm
Some of them in special. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4)
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:POPTART_FROSTED]
Post by: AnotherDwarvernDeath on July 31, 2014, 04:04:27 pm
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Post by: Sarrak on July 31, 2014, 05:08:31 pm
I'm in no way a practiced artist, but I did decide to illustrate a scene from my current adventure. My companion and I raided a goblin camp, had a pitched battle in the middle of it, and won. I then chased down the survivors, and at sunset I returned to the camp, every goblin slain. Unfortunately this is where I found my companion's body; apparently he'd been killed sometime during the fighting and I hadn't noticed. Next to (through?) his corpse was a goblin sword.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just like DF. Using a bit imagination, you can recognize a great picture of a fallen hero. I really like your simplistic but vivid style, man.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 31, 2014, 05:38:13 pm
So, here is another one. Alright, don't judge me, i still play 34.11 (I find the newer version way too buggy, waiting to do more fixing before downloading, plus the loading screens are REALLY long, specially when playing on a large world).Hey yer something like this happened to me in the new DF.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
- Could not find my way out of a dwarf fortress.
- Decide to kill some people before starting a new game.
- Start with the military commander (I get his hand off with the first steel axe swing while my military followers just watch).
- Leave the military commander on the ground screaming in pain and go after my marks dwarf follower who turned on me. Every shot gets blocked by my shield (Get his lower left arm off first swing and proceed to hack at his lower body until dead. All the while my two remaining followers watch).
- Then this army of cats burst through the door and start headbutting everyone (The room was full of other people too). Like everyone is still just starring at me while cats headbutt them.
- So I carefully step over the army of cat to see where they came from and Hey! what do you know? I find the main staircase. . .ONWARD TO ADVENTURE!
Post by: Alev on July 31, 2014, 05:49:42 pm
I'm in no way a practiced artist, but I did decide to illustrate a scene from my current adventure. My companion and I raided a goblin camp, had a pitched battle in the middle of it, and won. I then chased down the survivors, and at sunset I returned to the camp, every goblin slain. Unfortunately this is where I found my companion's body; apparently he'd been killed sometime during the fighting and I hadn't noticed. Next to (through?) his corpse was a goblin sword.Nice drawing.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 31, 2014, 05:52:44 pm
Hey yer something like this happened to me in the new DF.I might draw it one day.
- Could not find my way out of a dwarf fortress.
- Decide to kill some people before starting a new game.
- Start with the military commander (I get his hand off with the first steel axe swing while my military followers just watch).
- Leave the military commander on the ground screaming in pain and go after my marks dwarf follower who turned on me. Every shot gets blocked by my shield (Get his lower left arm off first swing and proceed to hack at his lower body until dead. All the while my two remaining followers watch).
- Then this army of cats burst through the door and start headbutting everyone (The room was full of other people too). Like everyone is still just starring at me while cats headbutt them.
- So I carefully step over the army of cat to see where they came from and Hey! what do you know? I find the main staircase. . .ONWARD TO ADVENTURE!
Yeah, cats may be small and cute, but when enraged they become a killing machine!
Post by: Magnumcannon on July 31, 2014, 06:58:00 pm
Alright, i know this thread is about Adventure Mode, but i found this situation just ridiculous and hilarious (It was true, but without the werenarwhal, it was a bull). Those gobbos....
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Post by: Lord_lemonpie on July 31, 2014, 07:01:03 pm
Well guys, the last one of today. May tomorrow bring up a lot ofthis made me laugh so hard. xDlamecool ideas to make more GIFs.
Alright, i know this thread is about Adventure Mode, but i found this situation just ridiculous and hilarious (It was true, but without the werenarwhal, it was a bull). Those gobbos....Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: AnotherDwarvernDeath on August 01, 2014, 11:13:46 am
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Post by: Magnumcannon on August 01, 2014, 11:45:28 am
Oh, yeah. Here is another one i drawed while bored, actually,all of them were drawed while i was bored. Boredom is actually a good mental state, sometimes....
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Post by: AnotherDwarvernDeath on August 01, 2014, 03:05:11 pm
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Post by: Magnumcannon on August 01, 2014, 04:57:10 pm
Oh yeah, this one took me over 4 hours to finish, but it's here! Ladies and gentlemen, behold!
Part 1
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The Glorious Part 2 (It's a large GIF)
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To those who didn't understand
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If the GIF is too large to your screen, just right click it and copy the URL, and then paste it into a new tab.
Post by: WillowLuman on August 03, 2014, 02:09:19 am
Post by: BlackFlyme on August 03, 2014, 05:06:33 pm
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Post by: WillowLuman on August 03, 2014, 10:31:38 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 03, 2014, 10:56:48 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on August 03, 2014, 11:37:04 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 05, 2014, 12:35:35 am
Kobolds aren't very good at throwing things that weigh several hundred Urists.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I played a kobold that could punch other kobolds, launching them over 10 tiles. I still don't know why.
Post by: Rumrusher on August 05, 2014, 03:56:53 am
how strong was your kobold? was it superkobold level of strength?Kobolds aren't very good at throwing things that weigh several hundred Urists.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I played a kobold that could punch other kobolds, launching them over 10 tiles. I still don't know why.
edit: so I booted up cats to be playable in DF and learn something about them.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/cat-adventurers.png)
so there's a natural effect to headbutt and lick folks and there's no distance restrictions
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/cat-used-lick.png)
Post by: AnotherDwarvernDeath on August 06, 2014, 07:57:22 pm
Post by: Alev on August 06, 2014, 08:15:17 pm
Post by: ......... on August 19, 2014, 07:36:44 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RqBaKqojYJM/U_Ps9-DmQnI/AAAAAAAAC1M/xxiansMfUHw/s1600/ambush.png)
Post by: TheFlame52 on August 19, 2014, 07:58:57 pm
Post by: smjjames on August 19, 2014, 08:05:53 pm
What program are you using to see through walls?
DFhacks reveal tool is probably what he is using.
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 20, 2014, 02:08:46 am
how strong was your kobold? was it superkobold level of strength?Kobolds aren't very good at throwing things that weigh several hundred Urists.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I played a kobold that could punch other kobolds, launching them over 10 tiles. I still don't know why.
I modded kobolds to be playable in fort mode. I changed nothing regarding strength or size. Whenever one went berserk, it would start launching other kobolds about the map with its incredible punching power.
Post by: iceball3 on August 21, 2014, 11:32:38 am
Maybe the Square cube law is in effect here, weight being the exponential attribute and strength being the linear attribute?how strong was your kobold? was it superkobold level of strength?Kobolds aren't very good at throwing things that weigh several hundred Urists.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I played a kobold that could punch other kobolds, launching them over 10 tiles. I still don't know why.
I modded kobolds to be playable in fort mode. I changed nothing regarding strength or size. Whenever one went berserk, it would start launching other kobolds about the map with its incredible punching power.
Post by: ......... on August 21, 2014, 06:08:52 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8vF7kcWlbtQ/U_Z69BDWZEI/AAAAAAAAC14/YaZmu8yWxRY/s1600/congress.png)
town square congress
town square congress
Post by: smjjames on August 21, 2014, 06:31:28 pm
Post by: iceball3 on August 21, 2014, 06:47:41 pm
Looks like a town congress made up mostly of rich people.In times like DF, that is kind of exactly what the congress would consist of. Athens and stuff. or maybe i'm thinking of the wrong nations involved and am maybe off by a millenia but nonetheless
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 21, 2014, 09:49:06 pm
Post by: Adventurer on August 21, 2014, 11:53:12 pm
Post by: DG on August 22, 2014, 12:22:50 am
The guy on the very right looks like a vampire.
Could be an elf. Some interpret them as having sharp teeth because of the whole defeated enemy eating thing.
Post by: Tawa on August 22, 2014, 08:33:45 am
Awesome picture.
Post by: Alev on August 27, 2014, 01:48:12 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on August 27, 2014, 05:06:12 pm
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Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on August 27, 2014, 06:54:14 pm
WHO TAUGHT THE DIRTY PEASANT WATER-BENDING?!
Post by: Tiruin on August 27, 2014, 07:22:10 pm
>Grizzlyadamz scoffs at the patches and brutish, plebeian faceOh goodness this XD
WHO TAUGHT THE DIRTY PEASANT WATER-BENDING?!
Post by: Reudh on August 27, 2014, 08:07:16 pm
When you kill someone by throwing your water supply at them, I find it makes more sense to imagine it like this:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ah, how I defeated most encounters in Dawn of Time. Good times!
Drop a unit of water and you have infinite water as long as you don't move. :D
Post by: BenLubar on August 29, 2014, 01:23:21 pm
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Post by: Rumrusher on August 30, 2014, 08:32:45 am
so I notice the a near abandon town was lined with walls of invaders I pop into the local pub to see the sheriff breaking the news to the mayor.
Granted that the sheriff and military commander are goblins and the mayor is an elf... of a dwarven hilltop but that doesn't matter when their the only people in the town against 25ish bands of men who completely surround the town.
Post by: Dark One on August 30, 2014, 03:31:57 pm
(http://i58.tinypic.com/18lwrm.jpg)
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so I notice the a near abandon town was lined with walls of invaders I pop into the local pub to see the sheriff breaking the news to the mayor.
Granted that the sheriff and military commander are goblins and the mayor is an elf... of a dwarven hilltop but that doesn't matter when their the only people in the town against 25ish bands of men who completely surround the town.
How did it ended?
Post by: Rumrusher on August 30, 2014, 04:58:05 pm
Hi! It's my first post on the forum. My first combat with bronze colossus. Didn't ended up well... but it was inevitable.with me grabbing the elf mayor lady and moving out... I was trying to find a bandit attack and active looting to help teach companions to do the same.
(http://i58.tinypic.com/18lwrm.jpg)Quoteso I notice the a near abandon town was lined with walls of invaders I pop into the local pub to see the sheriff breaking the news to the mayor.
Granted that the sheriff and military commander are goblins and the mayor is an elf... of a dwarven hilltop but that doesn't matter when their the only people in the town against 25ish bands of men who completely surround the town.
How did it ended?
Post by: smjjames on August 31, 2014, 04:40:21 pm
Hi! It's my first post on the forum. My first combat with bronze colossus. Didn't ended up well... but it was inevitable.with me grabbing the elf mayor lady and moving out... I was trying to find a bandit attack and active looting to help teach companions to do the same.
(http://i58.tinypic.com/18lwrm.jpg)Quoteso I notice the a near abandon town was lined with walls of invaders I pop into the local pub to see the sheriff breaking the news to the mayor.
Granted that the sheriff and military commander are goblins and the mayor is an elf... of a dwarven hilltop but that doesn't matter when their the only people in the town against 25ish bands of men who completely surround the town.
How did it ended?
How did you manage to find one in the middle of a battle? I can't seem to and theres this one invasion on a dark pits which has been going for MONTHS, and now I find the soldiers stuck by a river near the site, sleeping. Toady One needs to check out that sleeping army problem.
Edit: And theres another that has been 'incoming' for months, but the army is nowhere to be found.
Post by: Rumrusher on September 26, 2014, 11:34:33 am
my current adventurer is a robbing minotaur that originally wrestled everyone's items away then demanded their pouches(only works if they yield).
after a tussle with a demon who pop up out of nowhere after said minotaur became minolord, now has a year supply of meat, bones, and a weird feather that is as strong and deadly as any weapon.
also this feather is too huge to fit in the backpack and has launched an antman for several tiles.
Having to much fun murdering beasts to care about the many locals who are naturally deathly afraid of me.
those put up a much better fight.
Post by: Scoops Novel on September 29, 2014, 04:06:44 pm
Post by: lowbart on September 30, 2014, 12:27:26 am
Ikim Dustcalms the Exalted Frenzy of Bucks
(http://i.imgur.com/d2NgmJD.png)
The proportions of his arms and legs are kinda screwed up, but I'm pleased with the toothless grin and the iron boots decorated with a well-crafted rendering of a finely designed image of hemp.
Post by: WillowLuman on September 30, 2014, 12:31:41 am
Post by: lowbart on September 30, 2014, 02:32:04 am
Post by: tonnot98 on October 04, 2014, 10:55:00 am
Decided to play around as a goblin. The description of my character's starting equipment was just too good to not take a shot at scribbling up in paint.
(http://s19.postimg.org/9616lt37n/the_goblin_in_the_iron_mask.png)
I'm not sure I want to know what job I had at the Dark Fortress before I became an adventurer.
Also, is it normal for goblins to all have pink and purple hair?
Is it bad that I instantly started thinking of her naked?
Post by: Raul on October 04, 2014, 10:57:09 am
Not at all.Decided to play around as a goblin. The description of my character's starting equipment was just too good to not take a shot at scribbling up in paint.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm not sure I want to know what job I had at the Dark Fortress before I became an adventurer.
Also, is it normal for goblins to all have pink and purple hair?
Is it bad that I instantly started thinking of her naked?
Post by: tonnot98 on October 04, 2014, 11:12:26 am
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How did you manage to triple post the same response??Not at all.Decided to play around as a goblin. The description of my character's starting equipment was just too good to not take a shot at scribbling up in paint.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm not sure I want to know what job I had at the Dark Fortress before I became an adventurer.
Also, is it normal for goblins to all have pink and purple hair?
Is it bad that I instantly started thinking of her naked?
Post by: Raul on October 04, 2014, 11:15:26 am
By accidentally clicking on "Quote" instead of "Modify" while trying to spoiler the image. That goes to show that you shouldn't try to post while talking on the phone...-snip--snip-How did you manage to triple post the same response??Not at all.Decided to play around as a goblin. The description of my character's starting equipment was just too good to not take a shot at scribbling up in paint.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm not sure I want to know what job I had at the Dark Fortress before I became an adventurer.
Also, is it normal for goblins to all have pink and purple hair?
Is it bad that I instantly started thinking of her naked?
Post by: miauw62 on October 05, 2014, 04:06:03 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on October 05, 2014, 08:03:11 pm
I almost forgot that this is still my favorite thread on these forums, even if it's pretty dead at times.Same.
Post by: Lt_Alfred on October 12, 2014, 06:24:37 pm
Not at all.Decided to play around as a goblin. The description of my character's starting equipment was just too good to not take a shot at scribbling up in paint.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm not sure I want to know what job I had at the Dark Fortress before I became an adventurer.
Also, is it normal for goblins to all have pink and purple hair?
Is it bad that I instantly started thinking of her naked?
I'm not alone! I'm normal!
Post by: tonnot98 on October 16, 2014, 09:43:36 pm
Of course, "normal" could just be between us 3.Not at all.Decided to play around as a goblin. The description of my character's starting equipment was just too good to not take a shot at scribbling up in paint.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm not sure I want to know what job I had at the Dark Fortress before I became an adventurer.
Also, is it normal for goblins to all have pink and purple hair?
Is it bad that I instantly started thinking of her naked?
I'm not alone! I'm normal!
Post by: Sarrak on October 17, 2014, 09:20:35 am
Make that four.Of course, "normal" could just be between us 3.I'm not alone! I'm normal!Not at all.Decided to play around as a goblin. The description of my character's starting equipment was just too good to not take a shot at scribbling up in paint.Is it bad that I instantly started thinking of her naked?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm not sure I want to know what job I had at the Dark Fortress before I became an adventurer.
Also, is it normal for goblins to all have pink and purple hair?
Post by: Nidilap on October 17, 2014, 09:52:01 am
Make that four.Of course, "normal" could just be between us 3.I'm not alone! I'm normal!Not at all.Decided to play around as a goblin. The description of my character's starting equipment was just too good to not take a shot at scribbling up in paint.Is it bad that I instantly started thinking of her naked?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm not sure I want to know what job I had at the Dark Fortress before I became an adventurer.
Also, is it normal for goblins to all have pink and purple hair?
Five
Post by: Rumrusher on October 17, 2014, 12:12:48 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/robsoie-and-Sod.png)
need to make up for the crosspost with some new art but I haven't played adventure mode since Robsoie done that... and currently wanting to see how well the world handles an infection outbreak but couldn't figure out the proper way to set up the mod.
Post by: Tawa on October 28, 2014, 08:09:48 pm
(http://s8.postimg.org/715m7fmg5/halloweenstory.gif)
never pull out swords
also happy halloween from Taw
EDIT: An inferior followup
(http://s12.postimg.org/w766u9acd/NOCHROMYOUCANTDIENOW.gif)
Post by: iceball3 on October 31, 2014, 02:42:54 pm
.........
forest titan and camel
(http://i.imgur.com/6Sz2f6F.jpg)
Post by: RosenJanus on November 04, 2014, 03:30:48 pm
I'm not gifted in the art department, but.. yeah...
Post by: Insanity X on November 04, 2014, 11:34:30 pm
so i went to a titans shrine to kill it, only to see a huge cloud of loam dust fly about
spent roughly have a day searching the shrine, and then a week hunting the wilderness AROUND the shrine, and decided to ask my gobbo companion about the titan
apparently that cloud of loam was from a roof collapsing and killing the titan ::)
Post by: tonnot98 on November 07, 2014, 06:42:58 pm
Now I'm just wondering if anyone would like to draw her naked.Make that four.Of course, "normal" could just be between us 3.I'm not alone! I'm normal!Not at all.Decided to play around as a goblin. The description of my character's starting equipment was just too good to not take a shot at scribbling up in paint.Is it bad that I instantly started thinking of her naked?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm not sure I want to know what job I had at the Dark Fortress before I became an adventurer.
Also, is it normal for goblins to all have pink and purple hair?
Five
Post by: Tawa on November 07, 2014, 06:47:30 pm
-snip-I'm not sure whether or not that was serious, but just to be safe:
Now I'm just wondering if anyone would like to draw her naked.
Quote from: Toady One in the Forum Guidelines
Do not discuss sexually oriented material... Sharing erotic images and erotic roleplaying are not permitted.Can't let you do that, Star Fox.
Post by: WillowLuman on November 07, 2014, 07:38:54 pm
Now I'm just wondering if anyone would like to draw her naked.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: FallenAngel on November 07, 2014, 11:04:32 pm
le epic snipYour art is eerily reminiscent of a certain Shook.
Post by: Sarrak on November 08, 2014, 03:49:46 am
I think it would be reasonably safe to simply ask for more epicness with her. No need to go for erotic.-snip-I'm not sure whether or not that was serious, but just to be safe:
Now I'm just wondering if anyone would like to draw her naked.Quote from: Toady One in the Forum GuidelinesDo not discuss sexually oriented material... Sharing erotic images and erotic roleplaying are not permitted.Can't let you do that, Star Fox.
Post by: Reudh on November 08, 2014, 06:28:11 am
Now I'm just wondering if anyone would like to draw her naked.Make that four.Of course, "normal" could just be between us 3.I'm not alone! I'm normal!Not at all.Decided to play around as a goblin. The description of my character's starting equipment was just too good to not take a shot at scribbling up in paint.Is it bad that I instantly started thinking of her naked?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm not sure I want to know what job I had at the Dark Fortress before I became an adventurer.
Also, is it normal for goblins to all have pink and purple hair?
Five
Weird. You guys are weird.
Post by: Rumrusher on November 08, 2014, 10:40:47 am
man this is the fifth time I found a daemon above ground, and it always when I'm trying to protect a site.
okay to explain this story from the beginning, it's 40.15 I heard news about stress and wanted to build an army of companions only got up to 3.
while looking for more people to recruit I found this daemon who pretty much camping outside of the fortress entrance nearly escape the ambush.
my companions wasn't lucky (when we escape I lost 1 of the 2 serpentman)and my axedwarf friend got hit pretty hard and mostly paralyzed, so I told him to wait near the entrance in hopes of pulling in more people.
after failed attempt to grab any one due to Daemon lurking outside, some how I found an group moving into the site and figure I could grab them to boost our odds.
only to find out it was the other serpentman, when I figured out there was no one new I heard noise outside... it was the same daemon rushing in. I pick the wrong time to have this encounter since it was pitch dark and the normal traders are asleep, so I pretty much up and ran look back to see my paralyzed friend still waiting for me get murder instantly and hoping
So now I'm standing here realizing that I'm not properly prepared for security, and more afraid what my supervisor going to say when/if I report back.
"fem bald dwarves can't catch any breaks"
Post by: Henny on November 08, 2014, 11:02:10 am
Post by: Rumrusher on November 08, 2014, 08:48:54 pm
and I don't regret it as I'm playing a warlord playstyle.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/no-they-killed-themselves-to-the-top.png)
While I was pulling this image from legends mode I notice there was 2 more demon mites in trustcloister meaning the dang things are coming through a leak somehow. oh well that's my adventure.
Post by: Robsoie on November 08, 2014, 09:04:56 pm
Odd that the demon mite did absolutely nothing until 250, must have been a very patient kind of demon to wait until your arrival to start his murdering spree.
Post by: Tawa on November 08, 2014, 09:08:19 pm
Man, that reminds me of stuff.
Post by: smjjames on November 08, 2014, 09:09:50 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on November 08, 2014, 10:27:12 pm
Also, I'm willing to bet that the three identical demons in that fort were actually roaming demons from the underworld rather than unique demons released during worldgen, and some sort of bug found them within the fort. Unique demons are always "twisted into humanoid form." That demon was not. It was just a big ugly mite. That would also explain why it did nothing for 250 years; it wasn't a historical figure; it literally didn't exist until then. Unique demons released during world gen are always historical figures.
Post by: Rumrusher on November 09, 2014, 12:53:47 am
He's playing a modded game. Spirits of fire in his game are probably along the lines of the spirits of fire found way back in 40d. In order to do that, you would create a custom creature, which would be treated as a wild animal instead of a proper demon. Demons don't necessarily like wild animals.Though now on that subject does this mean unique demons are normally beasts that are horribly twisted and crushed and molded into a humanoid form in means to escaping hell?
Also, I'm willing to bet that the three identical demons in that fort were actually roaming demons from the underworld rather than unique demons released during worldgen, and some sort of bug found them within the fort. Unique demons are always "twisted into humanoid form." That demon was not. It was just a big ugly mite. That would also explain why it did nothing for 250 years; it wasn't a historical figure; it literally didn't exist until then. Unique demons released during world gen are always historical figures.
God so they are demonic animalmen.
other than that kinda feel like 40 has been explored, I get a mod that allows the adventurer to talk to animals by interaction and form an army of critters.
or start playing adventure mode fortress defense by loading up on mercs and giving them gear and hoping they can hold the line. oh I'm playing the old Gen mod, though this pop up countless times in vanilla also.
Post by: tonnot98 on November 10, 2014, 03:25:49 pm
Fixed that for you, bud.Now I'm just wondering if anyone would like to draw her naked.Make that four.Of course, "normal" could just be between us 3.I'm not alone! I'm normal!Not at all.Decided to play around as a goblin. The description of my character's starting equipment was just too good to not take a shot at scribbling up in paint.Is it bad that I instantly started thinking of her naked?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm not sure I want to know what job I had at the Dark Fortress before I became an adventurer.
Also, is it normal for goblins to all have pink and purple hair?
Five
You guys are perfectly normal.
All artists must do it at least once, right?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 11, 2014, 02:22:58 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on November 11, 2014, 02:46:59 am
Post by: Rumrusher on November 11, 2014, 05:13:09 am
so after the first Mite Daemon was killed, I hired new men and they gotten more experienced at killing demons.
the character pulling the arrow out is my Female axe dwarf who has a case of No hair, she has not a single kill to her name, but she great at crowd funding projects and hiring people.
we killed 3 mite Daemons and sadly lost 5 men taking out the second including the person who killed the first. I mourn the lost by giving the victor of the second kill the last person's weapon so they can keep it as memory of our fallen brothers in arms.
So far love the idea of fortress guarding in adventure mode, just that I kinda wish there a way to mod in more invaders or something.
Post by: Reudh on November 11, 2014, 06:03:05 am
Fixed that for you, bud.Now I'm just wondering if anyone would like to draw her naked.Make that four.Of course, "normal" could just be between us 3.I'm not alone! I'm normal!Not at all.Decided to play around as a goblin. The description of my character's starting equipment was just too good to not take a shot at scribbling up in paint.Is it bad that I instantly started thinking of her naked?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm not sure I want to know what job I had at the Dark Fortress before I became an adventurer.
Also, is it normal for goblins to all have pink and purple hair?
Five
You guys are perfectly normal.
All artists must do it at least once, right?
Yeah, of course, but requesting it in a thread where it's explicitly forbidden is kinda... weird.
Plus, I'm not sure your request was to look at the figure in order to understand how to draw it.
Post by: Rumrusher on November 11, 2014, 08:55:29 am
man Kay's goblin is fun to draw, also testing out a new coloring process.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/demon-slayin-crew.png)
I just did a survey and realize my lizardmen companions are all dead.
So I didn't color this one in but Hyppy is a broad Huge no fat having redhead who uses a crossbow and next to her is lizaanny a super skinny thin nord who also uses a crossbow he has twin braided sideburns that are extremely long.
oh and in the middle is Sakuzl the spirittalker the character I play and to the left are dusk elves I recruit, the one on the far left is the guy who score the winning shot that killed the second demon.
god the place is loaded with bodies of the fallen, and wonder if keeping them around would effect my troops sanity.
Post by: IndigoFenix on November 11, 2014, 09:51:15 am
(http://i.imgur.com/qbbYbFt.png)
Post by: Reudh on November 11, 2014, 03:36:23 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/goblin-what-is-going-on-in-this-thread.png)
man Kay's goblin is fun to draw, also testing out a new coloring process.oh well might work on some random art of the Demon hunting squad Baldfemdwarf hangs out with.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/demon-slayin-crew.png)
I just did a survey and realize my lizardmen companions are all dead.
So I didn't color this one in but Hyppy is a broad Huge no fat having redhead who uses a crossbow and next to her is lizaanny a super skinny thin nord who also uses a crossbow he has twin braided sideburns that are extremely long.
oh and in the middle is Sakuzl the spirittalker the character I play and to the left are dusk elves I recruit, the one on the far left is the guy who score the winning shot that killed the second demon.
god the place is loaded with bodies of the fallen, and wonder if keeping them around would effect my troops sanity.
Gosh, your drawings are awesome, Rumrusher! Keep up the good work.
Post by: Tawa on November 11, 2014, 07:05:21 pm
Post by: iceball3 on November 11, 2014, 07:33:58 pm
Guys, stop the quote pyramid. Toady will spear it.My good sir/madam that is clearly a quote zigguraut.
Also rumrusher your art is ¤Pristine¤
Post by: SQman on November 12, 2014, 04:14:02 pm
Yeah, Masterwork is for fort mode. Also, throwing lava is not the safest way of weaponizing it.
Post by: WillowLuman on November 16, 2014, 01:32:53 pm
Nooo! It's broken!Quote from: Toady OneDF has been out for six years now. We now have proper bloody footprints to show for it, complete with direction, the kind of shoe if it was a shoe and not a foot, that kind of thing. Critters on the ground are a little strange -- it picks the same parts that can pick up spatter from the ground, so there are strange things like cheek prints and turban marks, as if the crawling people really dig in with their whole bodies.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: tonnot98 on November 30, 2014, 05:54:44 pm
I usually draw nude characters when practicing. I always assumed it helps to get the figure right, since the clothes need to rest on the figure, not the figure on the clothes. Always botch it either way... Obviously we can't post these on the forums.I think that we're able to send them via PMs.
Post by: Reudh on November 30, 2014, 08:11:00 pm
I usually draw nude characters when practicing. I always assumed it helps to get the figure right, since the clothes need to rest on the figure, not the figure on the clothes. Always botch it either way... Obviously we can't post these on the forums.I think that we're able to send them via PMs.
are we really still doing this...?
Post by: tonnot98 on December 01, 2014, 02:00:45 pm
I'm still very used to the community of my other forum (http://forum.blockland.us/index.php#9). I wonder why some people are a bit of a prude here.I usually draw nude characters when practicing. I always assumed it helps to get the figure right, since the clothes need to rest on the figure, not the figure on the clothes. Always botch it either way... Obviously we can't post these on the forums.I think that we're able to send them via PMs.
are we really still doing this...?
Post by: blazing glory on December 01, 2014, 04:28:12 pm
I'm still very used to the community of my other forum (http://forum.blockland.us/index.php#9). I wonder why some people are a bit of a prude here.I usually draw nude characters when practicing. I always assumed it helps to get the figure right, since the clothes need to rest on the figure, not the figure on the clothes. Always botch it either way... Obviously we can't post these on the forums.I think that we're able to send them via PMs.
are we really still doing this...?
It's what makes Bay12 a civilized forum, except for all the talk of murdering kitties and drowning troublesome nobles but every forum has it's quirks.
Post by: Raul on December 01, 2014, 05:46:16 pm
And using babies as meatshields, and commiting genocide multiple times, and brutally murdering/gibbing enemies, and locking dwarves inside rooms full of deadly spinning blades, and...except for all the talk of murdering kitties and drowning troublesome noblesI'm still very used to the community of my other forum (http://forum.blockland.us/index.php#9). I wonder why some people are a bit of a prude here.I usually draw nude characters when practicing. I always assumed it helps to get the figure right, since the clothes need to rest on the figure, not the figure on the clothes. Always botch it either way... Obviously we can't post these on the forums.I think that we're able to send them via PMs.
are we really still doing this...?
Post by: blazing glory on December 01, 2014, 06:02:56 pm
And using babies as meatshields, and commiting genocide multiple times, and brutally murdering/gibbing enemies, and locking dwarves inside rooms full of deadly spinning blades, and...except for all the talk of murdering kitties and drowning troublesome noblesI'm still very used to the community of my other forum (http://forum.blockland.us/index.php#9). I wonder why some people are a bit of a prude here.I usually draw nude characters when practicing. I always assumed it helps to get the figure right, since the clothes need to rest on the figure, not the figure on the clothes. Always botch it either way... Obviously we can't post these on the forums.I think that we're able to send them via PMs.
are we really still doing this...?
But other then all that, we are all completely civilized!
Post by: Rumrusher on December 01, 2014, 06:13:57 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/really-sakzul-this-what-you-think-of.png)
So with warmist getting advfort working sorta, I decided to let sakzul to engrave a tree.
And this is what she engraved, terrifying oceans. drawn the reactions first before seeing the engraving.
Oceans are scary in DF true(what with being frozen, and the whole if you travel deeper you might/will get incased in ice.) but weird to see an dwarf draw one.
Post by: Reudh on December 02, 2014, 01:06:50 am
I'm still very used to the community of my other forum (http://forum.blockland.us/index.php#9). I wonder why some people are a bit of a prude here.I usually draw nude characters when practicing. I always assumed it helps to get the figure right, since the clothes need to rest on the figure, not the figure on the clothes. Always botch it either way... Obviously we can't post these on the forums.I think that we're able to send them via PMs.
are we really still doing this...?
Forum rules. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=27009)
"Do not discuss sexually oriented material. There are exceptions to this rule, such as passing discussions of sexual content in movies, books, computer games, etc. in topics not directed specifically at the sexual material in question, but no sexually themed topics are allowed. Sharing erotic images and erotic roleplaying are not permitted. If you want to turn each other on, there are plenty of outlets for that. This is not one of them. Please refrain from sharing your sex life."
Post by: Ultimuh on December 02, 2014, 09:35:55 am
I'm still very used to the community of my other forum (http://forum.blockland.us/index.php#9). I wonder why some people are a bit of a prude here.I usually draw nude characters when practicing. I always assumed it helps to get the figure right, since the clothes need to rest on the figure, not the figure on the clothes. Always botch it either way... Obviously we can't post these on the forums.I think that we're able to send them via PMs.
are we really still doing this...?
There is a reason why we do not talk about certain things.
I remember at least two threads that were locked down and purged by magma.
One was about a certain adventurer, whom we do not talk about anymore.
The other was.. uuh.. I forgot.. Seriously, I forgot.
Post by: Broseph Stalin on December 02, 2014, 06:55:08 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/0f5FkB1.png)
Edit: I first posted this in "What's going on in your fort" while trying to put it in "What's going on in your adventure" I then posted it here while trying to put it in "what's going on in your adventure" I'm not trying to move it again as it's obviously cursed.
Post by: DG on December 02, 2014, 08:41:23 pm
Post by: Magnumcannon on December 02, 2014, 08:56:49 pm
Summing up all my adventurers. Pike-users and titan-slaying on a world with a very high amount of titans, megabeasts, night beasts and all that stuff. Also, coward dorfs.
Post by: Shook on December 02, 2014, 09:12:32 pm
Stopped to trade with some elves for food. We had a minor disagreement about what a fair price was for apples.goddammit i just had to doodle this particular scene with stickmen
(http://i.imgur.com/0f5FkB1.png)
Edit: I first posted this in "What's going on in your fort" while trying to put it in "What's going on in your adventure" I then posted it here while trying to put it in "what's going on in your adventure" I'm not trying to move it again as it's obviously cursed.
Spoiler: are these rock apples or something (click to show/hide)
i may/may not have forgotten the beard depending on the race of your adventurer
Post by: Urist McPanzerbeard on December 03, 2014, 06:47:01 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/xsTi9ET.png)
In my mind:
(http://i.imgur.com/2ihkAzS.png)
...I can't draw.
Post by: k33n on December 03, 2014, 07:15:12 pm
I'm still very used to the community of my other forum (http://forum.blockland.us/index.php#9). I wonder why some people are a bit of a prude here.I usually draw nude characters when practicing. I always assumed it helps to get the figure right, since the clothes need to rest on the figure, not the figure on the clothes. Always botch it either way... Obviously we can't post these on the forums.I think that we're able to send them via PMs.
are we really still doing this...?
Forum rules. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=27009)
"Do not discuss sexually oriented material. There are exceptions to this rule, such as passing discussions of sexual content in movies, books, computer games, etc. in topics not directed specifically at the sexual material in question, but no sexually themed topics are allowed. Sharing erotic images and erotic roleplaying are not permitted. If you want to turn each other on, there are plenty of outlets for that. This is not one of them. Please refrain from sharing your sex life."
Nudity != erotic.
Post by: Broseph Stalin on December 03, 2014, 09:23:07 pm
Stopped to trade with some elves for food. We had a minor disagreement about what a fair price was for apples.goddammit i just had to doodle this particular scene with stickmen
(http://i.imgur.com/0f5FkB1.png)
Edit: I first posted this in "What's going on in your fort" while trying to put it in "What's going on in your adventure" I then posted it here while trying to put it in "what's going on in your adventure" I'm not trying to move it again as it's obviously cursed.Spoiler: are these rock apples or something (click to show/hide)
i may/may not have forgotten the beard depending on the race of your adventurer
Every part of that is fantastic. Also the apples were clearly too hard and I was in the right regardless of what those horrified elves said.
Post by: Tiruin on December 05, 2014, 03:01:59 am
Err, this is pretty much true Reudh x3I'm still very used to the community of my other forum (http://forum.blockland.us/index.php#9). I wonder why some people are a bit of a prude here.I usually draw nude characters when practicing. I always assumed it helps to get the figure right, since the clothes need to rest on the figure, not the figure on the clothes. Always botch it either way... Obviously we can't post these on the forums.I think that we're able to send them via PMs.
are we really still doing this...?
Forum rules. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=27009)
"Do not discuss sexually oriented material. There are exceptions to this rule, such as passing discussions of sexual content in movies, books, computer games, etc. in topics not directed specifically at the sexual material in question, but no sexually themed topics are allowed. Sharing erotic images and erotic roleplaying are not permitted. If you want to turn each other on, there are plenty of outlets for that. This is not one of them. Please refrain from sharing your sex life."
Nudity != erotic.
When you say nude, you could also mean without clothing--and given the state of drawings, they could also go as 'without any of the genitalia which go towards sexually oriented material'.
How you say, a character draft.
Spoiler: Like for example (click to show/hide)
Post by: Reudh on December 05, 2014, 05:04:09 am
I'm still very used to the community of my other forum (http://forum.blockland.us/index.php#9). I wonder why some people are a bit of a prude here.I usually draw nude characters when practicing. I always assumed it helps to get the figure right, since the clothes need to rest on the figure, not the figure on the clothes. Always botch it either way... Obviously we can't post these on the forums.I think that we're able to send them via PMs.
are we really still doing this...?
Forum rules. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=27009)
"Do not discuss sexually oriented material. There are exceptions to this rule, such as passing discussions of sexual content in movies, books, computer games, etc. in topics not directed specifically at the sexual material in question, but no sexually themed topics are allowed. Sharing erotic images and erotic roleplaying are not permitted. If you want to turn each other on, there are plenty of outlets for that. This is not one of them. Please refrain from sharing your sex life."
Nudity != erotic.
Oh, okay. Do post nudity in this thread, see how long it takes before it gets blammed?
Post by: Tiruin on December 05, 2014, 06:28:32 am
Oh, okay. Do post nudity in this thread, see how long it takes before it gets blammed?._.
Reudh?
Did you look at my response?
Not all 'nude' forms of art = ohlookgenitalia or anything erotic. >_>
Post by: smjjames on December 05, 2014, 09:00:05 am
Drawing unclothed stick figures is fine because, you know, stick figures, as long as you don't draw genitalia or boobs on them.
Post by: smeeprocket on December 05, 2014, 09:13:24 am
When I used to draw I would generally draw nude first, but yea, it was like the sketches above. No genitalia, and on boobs no nips.
Post by: Rumrusher on December 05, 2014, 05:45:31 pm
finally built up courage to start the challenge of traveling through the frozen ocean, my past knowledge of using minecart climbing(jumping into a minecart 1 z level higher than you mostly near an edge) shown that the ocean wakes up if someone ventures too deep. now that we have a slightly more easier way to climb I'm putting Tosid the obsidian dwarf to the test to see what happens if you climb over the first Ocean Ice barrier.
End goal is to hit the edge of the world or Die from starvation or Arctic Elderich means.
Post by: WillowLuman on December 05, 2014, 06:00:56 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on December 05, 2014, 06:07:21 pm
The ice suddenly changes and BAM! You have been encased in ice(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/the-ocean-has-waken.gif)
you aren't half wrong.
Post by: WillowLuman on December 05, 2014, 06:11:44 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on December 05, 2014, 06:19:39 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on December 05, 2014, 06:24:23 pm
Suspense! Will our(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/where-the-snow-ends.png)stupidfoolhardyintrepid explorer survive the shifting ice?
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/last-screencap-before-demise.png)
learn something new, when white water touches blue water,
You have been encased in iceYeah that didn't last as long as I figured, the last one had the comfort of a minecart moving faster than the ocean could shift.
that was like 3 ice walls before sudden death. glad I got a screen cap of the literal ice mouth in the snow.
Post by: WillowLuman on December 05, 2014, 06:30:53 pm
Say, this gives me an idea for a modded adv mode succession game that I totally do not have the time to run right now.
Post by: smjjames on December 05, 2014, 07:23:19 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on December 06, 2014, 12:53:58 am
You can actually fly over it (I slapped flight onto dwarves temporarily) and be safe from getting encased in ice. But when I tried to, I was already like halfway through the section I was trying to cross and the lag became too much.it's not flying over the issue it's more the ice will collapse then shoot up water several Z levels to the ceiling then freeze, if you're flying chances are you going to get hit
Post by: ......... on December 06, 2014, 12:53:48 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-18TN7VQZqdw/VINCE60yN0I/AAAAAAAAFBg/4oAJ-Pdpdpc/s1600/walking.png)
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Post by: smjjames on December 08, 2014, 11:07:00 am
No idea what the second one is holding in his left hand, looks mechanical. Could be a gun, but is being held in a really strange way.
Great art as always 9dots. :D
Post by: Magistrum on December 08, 2014, 11:17:09 am
He don't seem to speak (or type...) anything... I can only find art from him.
Post by: WillowLuman on December 08, 2014, 11:17:59 am
Post by: smjjames on December 08, 2014, 11:33:05 am
Do anyone know what "........." is?
He don't seem to speak (or type...) anything... I can only find art from him.
He's an artist, just doesn't talk much on the forum.
Post by: Tiruin on December 08, 2014, 04:33:43 pm
Oh, he does talk :P but seemingly not much. I recall there are some B12 regulars here who know him IRL.Do anyone know what "........." is?
He don't seem to speak (or type...) anything... I can only find art from him.
He's an artist, just doesn't talk much on the forum.
Seems like an abstract(?) artist for me :o Unsure of the terminology again...
Whichever is which, he's a real good one. Right now, I believe he's drawing his adventurers. In awesome detail.
...But yeah. He does talk. Just not much in text. :P
Post by: TD1 on December 08, 2014, 04:35:39 pm
(PTW)
Post by: Bumber on December 10, 2014, 02:53:39 am
I guess 9dots is in a 'western' mood since those last two look like theyre from a Wild West sort of setting. Though that's more the third one. The second one looks more like a rogue or thief with the dagger in his hand.I think it might be a carving knife, given the flat end (carving knives only need to slice, not stab.) No idea what's going on with the grip and fingers there. Right hand could be a boning knife or just a knife.
No idea what the second one is holding in his left hand, looks mechanical. Could be a gun, but is being held in a really strange way.
Great art as always 9dots. :D
Post by: ......... on December 11, 2014, 02:56:49 am
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Post by: Arx on December 29, 2014, 02:08:11 pm
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"Is that a weapon? How alarming." (Stabs twice) "Tsk, tsk."
It was a grey feathered and winged humanoid night horror, with something like a judgmental stare. The swift and economical response to my arrival was somehow comical combined with that.
Post by: k33n on January 02, 2015, 03:57:43 am
Maybe you guys should just ask Toady One directly for clarification? That character sketch seems fine. You won't get blammed or anything for wanting to ask for clarification.
Drawing unclothed stick figures is fine because, you know, stick figures, as long as you don't draw genitalia or boobs on them.
Even genitals and breasts are not inherently erotic.
Post by: blazing glory on January 02, 2015, 04:15:00 am
Maybe you guys should just ask Toady One directly for clarification? That character sketch seems fine. You won't get blammed or anything for wanting to ask for clarification.
Drawing unclothed stick figures is fine because, you know, stick figures, as long as you don't draw genitalia or boobs on them.
Even genitals and breasts are not inherently erotic.
Aw come on! We almost got that derail behind us and now it's back.
Post by: TheFlame52 on January 02, 2015, 12:49:35 pm
Quote from: Forum Guidelines
Do not discuss sexually oriented material. There are exceptions to this rule, such as passing discussions of sexual content in movies, books, computer games, etc. in topics not directed specifically at the sexual material in question, but no sexually themed topics are allowed. Sharing erotic images and erotic roleplaying are not permitted. If you want to turn each other on, there are plenty of outlets for that. This is not one of them. Please refrain from sharing your sex life.Interpret that how you will.
Post by: Rumrusher on January 03, 2015, 11:21:19 am
so this is a small comic is about what happens when you mod in a necromantic spell that allows you to talk to the dead.
reanimated a olm I killed in the caverns, and gave it a hat... well attempted to anyway, the poor think couldn't hold onto it, even it's body can't hold on to it.
I later stop playing this character after realizing I failed to lock out reanimation from the other dwarves using the usage_hint token; well that and Cave sickness hit my dwarf.
god I would be okay with cave sickness if you could travel around the caverns off the road.
I might comeback to it after I fix the issue with them.
Post by: Shook on January 05, 2015, 08:54:02 pm
I don't think i ever mentioned how cute your style tends to look, Rumrusher. That lil' olm bro there is just so much :D that i can't help but smirk myself. c:
also hi guise i just wanted to let you know that i finally compiled all my dorf-related comics into a single place (and folder on my drive)
which is
right here if you feel like binging or something (http://imgur.com/gallery/FxAYg)
Post by: Eric Blank on January 06, 2015, 03:43:12 am
Post by: Arx on January 06, 2015, 04:15:54 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on January 06, 2015, 05:04:37 am
right here if you feel like binging or something (http://imgur.com/gallery/FxAYg)I have now read all your comics like I have always wanted to. Im very happy now. Thanks Shook :D
Post by: Rumrusher on January 06, 2015, 06:10:32 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/necro-squad.png)
My main hope is this army is strong enough to murder a demon, or getting to fight one of those invading armies.
Post by: Eric Blank on January 07, 2015, 03:45:13 am
Post by: Granto on January 07, 2015, 03:15:24 pm
The next spoiler is his story, it's interesting to read and than look at the portrait with his history in mind. WARNING: I tried to shorten it a bit, but it's still a whole story. It's long. Also my english... is not the best.
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Post by: FallenAngel on January 07, 2015, 03:21:31 pm
By the way, pomelos now exist; quite readily, in fact.
Post by: WillowLuman on January 07, 2015, 03:49:59 pm
This gentlemen is Dodók Kelstukos Desisuzlir Bomrek, or Dodók Metalrazors, the Snarling Faction of Whipping.Goodness, don't have time to read the story at the moment but that is some awesome art. I suggest editing it with
The next spoiler is his story, it's interesting to read and than look at the portrait with his history in mind. WARNING: I tried to shorten it a bit, but it's still a whole story. It's long. Also my english... is not the best.Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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[img height=500]yourimageurl[/img]so that it's easier to view in the thread, though.
Post by: Eric Blank on January 07, 2015, 03:50:24 pm
Dodok looks completely and utterly mystified :P
Post by: WillowLuman on January 07, 2015, 07:10:40 pm
Thanks shook, here's my current necro army(one zombie bear, loads of zombie teeth, zombie marksman, my dwarf peasent character who didn't start with an axe). I recently learn that animals if given talking rights will haul stuff for you. So now my zombie bear is loaded with a group of dingo corpses. So that now I can call in reserves.I just had to draw necroteeth
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/necro-squad.png)
My main hope is this army is strong enough to murder a demon, or getting to fight one of those invading armies.
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2015/007/f/4/toothsoldier_by_hugoluman-d8d0eir.png)
Post by: Rumrusher on January 12, 2015, 01:34:36 pm
Took awhile for my new character Amsan to find a tower but apparently the wizards in the tower all just attack each other and the whole place is littered with corpses of wizard and minion alike.
All Amsan had to do is walk in find the slab and walk out with little effort needed.
So now Amsan Dressedfull is rewriting secrets and slowly learning every spell in DF, she can now change into over 30 animals and know 15 ways to reanimate the dead; all from a single tin slab.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/amsan-megadruid.png)
Oh she's human since I learn that all the spells I downloaded only work on living people, and I made all the dwarves unliving to save them from being mauled from the zombies they create.
Post by: IndigoFenix on January 12, 2015, 04:11:24 pm
How did you convince the game to allow you to reanimate teeth? Modify the bodypart to add the grasp tag?
Probably just a modded necromancy reaction.
FIT_FOR_ANIMATION and FIT_FOR_RESURRECTION are not actually needed for ANIMATE or RESURRECT interactions to work. You can make an interaction that can animate any body part without a hassle, it'll just wind up being ridiculous when you're surrounded by an army of zombified fingers and teeth.
Resurrecting severed body parts works too, but the resurrected creature will be buggy. For example, its name will be a blank space.
Post by: Rumrusher on January 12, 2015, 06:16:03 pm
yeah that happens with reanimated bits also, especially when you mod in the ability for the dead to talk, they start out with no name so it's [TRANS_NAME] until it does something historic and earn a name, if said undead horribly dies then they lose the new name (since you're just stuffing a new soul into a dead corpse with each reanimation) so you could end up with 6 dead units for 1 corpse. if I did some DFhackFu I would had an reaction/dfhack spell that rez all dead zombie souls back to life duplicating the zombie horde.How did you convince the game to allow you to reanimate teeth? Modify the bodypart to add the grasp tag?
Probably just a modded necromancy reaction.
FIT_FOR_ANIMATION and FIT_FOR_RESURRECTION are not actually needed for ANIMATE or RESURRECT interactions to work. You can make an interaction that can animate any body part without a hassle, it'll just wind up being ridiculous when you're surrounded by an army of zombified fingers and teeth.
Resurrecting severed body parts works too, but the resurrected creature will be buggy. For example, its name will be a blank space.
though I need to see if Resurrection works on the player.
yeah it works but god knows getting Resurrection on a dwarf is hella tricky.
Post by: Eric Blank on January 12, 2015, 06:34:43 pm
I tested it in the arena and it did some strange things; when resurrected, control would jump from the dead human I was controlling to the black mamba woman whose venom killed them. Did that happen in your tests?
Post by: Rumrusher on January 12, 2015, 07:28:39 pm
What I do to teach others spells is use a reaction that generates a boiling stone with a syndrome that gives those afflicted the spell desired. Can also use an interaction that sprays a cloud of syndrome vapor.nah what happen was when I died it gave back control. though that could lead to some sweet magical spells, if you assign venom spit as a greeting thus making it non-aggro you could have the player die by venom but reincarnated as their killer give the name bloodbonding or mind melding.
I tested it in the arena and it did some strange things; when resurrected, control would jump from the dead human I was controlling to the black mamba woman whose venom killed them. Did that happen in your tests?
Post by: Tawa on January 12, 2015, 10:15:25 pm
(http://s21.postimg.org/eqoi1o247/blackknightandhisname.png)
That poor copypaste knight. Everybody greets him with how strange it is that his first name is " ".
Post by: Max™ on January 13, 2015, 10:51:20 am
*sigh*
Post by: Tawa on January 13, 2015, 07:18:10 pm
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Post by: Reudh on January 13, 2015, 08:04:21 pm
The Black Knight Part II: Adventures in Giant Leopard DecapitationSpoiler (click to show/hide)
That attack animation looks suspiciously close to Ike's Aether in Brawl/SSB4.
Compared with the fact that you're playing as the "black knight", an antagonist of Ike's...
u nerd lol
Post by: Tawa on January 13, 2015, 08:15:36 pm
The original comic was going to be me just knocking the thing's head off in the first round of combat and quipping on how disproportionately easy that was, but the idea of this ultimate warrior guy throwing his sword into the air, catching it, and decapitating the beast was much more entertaining.
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Post by: tonnot98 on January 14, 2015, 08:35:50 pm
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Post by: ......... on January 15, 2015, 03:06:43 pm
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Post by: Haspen on January 15, 2015, 03:36:58 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on January 15, 2015, 05:31:25 pm
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So let me get this straight: you wandered out of the fortress into the mountains and encountered a very depressed goat?
It's perfect.
Post by: hermes on January 18, 2015, 11:35:52 am
I'm basically visiting this thread only when 9dots posts. His specific technique and skill at drawings just pleases me and I don't know why. All hail hypnodots! :P
qft.........ptw
Post by: Tawa on January 21, 2015, 05:23:01 pm
(http://s9.postimg.org/qfi4lm7gv/heylookadeadcamel.png)
Post by: ......... on January 27, 2015, 06:51:16 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FZh51Ld4Lwc/VMgjbauUIMI/AAAAAAAAFtg/rBjSw83UFJI/s1600/tavern.png)
traveling bards
traveling bards
Post by: Tawa on January 27, 2015, 07:48:20 pm
Post by: blazing glory on January 27, 2015, 11:45:41 pm
Post by: Max™ on January 28, 2015, 12:21:17 am
Post by: Bumber on January 28, 2015, 08:32:26 am
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 28, 2015, 09:59:40 pm
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Post by: Dante on January 29, 2015, 01:56:31 am
Post by: raptorfangamer on January 29, 2015, 08:13:42 am
There's Shook Jr. on the polish internets.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Seems like a good time to learn another language.
Post by: ......... on January 30, 2015, 02:55:29 pm
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Post by: ......... on January 30, 2015, 02:55:55 pm
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Post by: WillowLuman on January 30, 2015, 02:57:00 pm
Post by: Max™ on January 30, 2015, 09:17:40 pm
Post by: TheFlame52 on February 01, 2015, 08:52:41 pm
I suppose your adventurer found a cave, killed the inhabitants, then wandered the caverns until you found two forgotten beasts fighting?
Post by: Max™ on February 01, 2015, 09:31:07 pm
Post by: blazing glory on February 01, 2015, 09:31:28 pm
AWESOME
I suppose your adventurer found a cave, killed the inhabitants, then wandered the caverns until you found two forgotten beasts fighting?
Pretty sure that's actually him getting burnt to a crisp by a dragon.
EDIT:ON THE OTHER HAND, it's pretty difficult to interpret.
Post by: Max™ on February 01, 2015, 09:36:35 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on February 04, 2015, 08:57:39 am
Well there was a big discovery with siege weapons with advfort. Where you can fire just about anything, even caged units which will break the cage thus freeing the person inside(usually the solution to that before was fire).
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/adventioneering-1.png)
there was another discovery in that you can stick minecarts on to siege weapons and well...
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/adventioneering-2.png)
With some careful placement and kart pushing you can load yourself into a siege weapon then fire it into any place you want using advfort.
You need 2 minecarts, or a minecart and a wall so you can push yourself onto the minecart siege weapon then run advfort and use the tab option to load and fire your minecart.
though once fired you will fly through the air so fast it will look like you teleported, you can still push on the kart in this state, or walk around which will bring vision back to your adventurer.
This is a recent discovery so there's testing to see if you can scale an ocean with this method.
or horribly murder loads of people while escaping pursuers.
Post by: WillowLuman on February 04, 2015, 11:30:33 am
Post by: ......... on February 04, 2015, 02:01:54 pm
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Post by: highmax28 on February 04, 2015, 09:09:44 pm
Post by: highmax28 on February 08, 2015, 12:18:33 pm
It was a glorious campaign for the two close friends Ragnar the druid and the ranger Gloria, the dragon slayer
Post by: Tawa on February 08, 2015, 01:33:58 pm
Its not so much as a DF thing, and I lack any artistic talent outside of writing stories, but can someone draw a picture of a dragon with the lower half of its body more like a snake, readying to fire his magma breath at a lone archer with an arrow ready to fly, aimed right at the dragon? This just happened in my D&D campaign and even though I was there, this was a completely epic moment in one of my adventures in it, and it didn't involve me (seriously, all I did was throw lightning at him and throw a few ice storms, and I only weakened him). The whole ordeal involved a 3 man party where as soon as that dragon came out and killed our target, it killed the archers alligator, so he started shooting it in fury, and I provided backup since I seen it as a huge threat. The third member exited with my character's bear, and only the two of us, a squishy caster and a ranger, fought this thing alone. It managed to grab us and throw us a couple times, and in the end, it came down to the archer and the dragon as my character got knocked out, and the dragon fired its magma breath after he fired an arrow that NEARLY killed it, and then took the magma breath like a champ. He also walked out of it and fired one last arrow that normally would've killed him, but the dragon missed and the arrow was EXACTLY ENOUGH to kill it. He managed to get me back up afterwards where two friends walked out of the dungeon, both barely alive, and the ranger, cursed for the rest of her life. We also presumed the third character dead as she ran away and back into a horde of 100+ soldiers, and I'm assuming my bear died as well (this was a one off campaign).I think you might want to put this in the Creative Projects subforum instead.
It was a glorious campaign for the two close friends Ragnar the druid and the ranger Gloria, the dragon slayer
Post by: That Wolf on February 08, 2015, 10:36:27 pm
EXACTLY ENOUGHIm a DM and thats usualy code for, I put you up against a tough monster that is owning you weak fools "oh look that arrow was exactly enough to kill it good rolls tonight guys"
a dm is usualy nice and doesnt want to outright kill you because its a game of fun and its easy to ruin sombodys fun by killing the character they spent bulding for hours, and NEVER kill them on the same day they where made. Just asking for a punch.
Damn it, I posted her so I have to draw something... something sick... ban worthy
I will be back
Post by: highmax28 on February 09, 2015, 08:56:24 pm
I'm a DM as well, and I would believe you, but when this was a one off and we would never see these characters again, plus the fact he showed us all dice rolls, plus the fact I could see his computer screen showing the HP values, plus the fact we didn't have to fight it at all as it killed our target, we actually managed to kill it. The dice gods were benevolent on us with if anything, as he fumbled the shot that would've killed the archer.EXACTLY ENOUGHIm a DM and thats usualy code for, I put you up against a tough monster that is owning you weak fools "oh look that arrow was exactly enough to kill it good rolls tonight guys"
a dm is usualy nice and doesnt want to outright kill you because its a game of fun and its easy to ruin sombodys fun by killing the character they spent bulding for hours, and NEVER kill them on the same day they where made. Just asking for a punch.
Damn it, I posted her so I have to draw something... something sick... ban worthy
I will be back
I'll go post that elsewhere though, but I really don't think anyone will answer since most of the artists come here :-\ We'll see
Post by: Bumber on February 09, 2015, 11:06:45 pm
Its not so much as a DF thing, and I lack any artistic talent outside of writing stories, but can someone draw a picture of a dragon with the lower half of its body more like a snake, readying to fire his magma breath at a lone archer with an arrow ready to fly, aimed right at the dragon?
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv172/Bumber2009/Dwarf%20Fortress/archerdragon.png)
The 'Ƨ' is for 'ƨuckƨ' dragon.
Post by: highmax28 on February 10, 2015, 12:27:53 am
Post by: Theodolus on February 10, 2015, 11:34:28 am
Post by: Turtles on February 10, 2015, 08:50:51 pm
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Post by: Bumber on February 10, 2015, 10:05:36 pm
But you forgot his wing-a-lings! :D Pretty awesome though.I interpreted it as a DF (or Eastern) dragon, which lack wing-a-lings.
Post by: Blastbeard on February 11, 2015, 02:29:40 pm
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Post by: Dowly on February 13, 2015, 11:05:55 am
(http://i.imgur.com/44JWBce.gif)
(Dwarf died, threw the corpse in a pit, forgot they can climb. Oooops!)
Post by: Rumrusher on February 13, 2015, 12:24:26 pm
Spoiler: chapter 1 honey I flung our kid (click to show/hide)
chapter 2 BABY TREK:
So uhh so far Systemhelm, is lost somewhere in DF and no where to be seen, can't talk to others outside of greeting them and force to crawl most of the way there.
Had her waddle into a hilltop own by goblins to grab a bag of plumphelmets and wander off hoping nothing comes out and insta kills her.
then after slowly walking at 0.105 speed I drop some shrooms and crafted a Minecart... surprisingly she a well crafted one on her first try.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/baby-carriage.png)
so the story is now a goblindwarf hybrid baby who's not even 1 years old has to find her DADuncleDwarf and Her BadassMom riding in a plumphelmet minecart.
edit: crud baby fell straight into a frozen waterfall and mangled her leg... only the next day to fully recover from her injuries.
double edit: okay so wander into a town, claim the site to be mine and got no reaction, they totally started talking about some kind of big threat and blah blah so at midnight, I was rolling around and hit the lord with the minecart, I didn't realize at first that I MURDERed him but the kill is tied to the kart not the baby, so I mop up the only other guy preventing My baby from becoming Lady of place.
Systemhelm can't eat plumphelmets straight up but she can totally Eat a human heart just fine.
the human mechanic was the only person left of the old rule which lead to this picture where I slam the mechanic into the stairwell
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/plumphelmet-cart-craves-blood.png)
CHAPTER 3: the Ruler age 0
Post by: TheFlame52 on February 13, 2015, 03:18:12 pm
Post by: Max™ on February 13, 2015, 07:24:09 pm
Post by: Tawa on February 16, 2015, 10:10:08 am
Sure is a nice place here!helpSpoiler (click to show/hide)
my sides
Also, diplomacy is strange in DF.
(http://s7.postimg.org/5pcv6b7pn/not_very_diplomatic_of_you.png)
Post by: Blastbeard on February 21, 2015, 11:35:11 am
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Post by: Rumrusher on February 21, 2015, 01:40:44 pm
Nothing like a romp through Darwinism Simulator Version 20.24 to make you feel smarter than the average humanoid.that and there's no windows in hamlets or dwarf forts but that's mostly a good thing as bogeymen would morelikely look into them and run in(they can open doors) and murder everyone inside.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Blastbeard on February 21, 2015, 03:36:32 pm
(http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/2f814ff41e3af9cc4a0edf0c26dee39a)
...And so is this:
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Post by: Tawa on February 24, 2015, 06:07:47 pm
stupid smelters, inescapably killing me
Post by: highmax28 on February 24, 2015, 06:17:30 pm
I remember I did this to kill myself because I got lost inside the fortress which I swear had no way in or out except that spawn. The madness of being lost in the fortress...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
stupid smelters, inescapably killing me
Post by: Tawa on February 24, 2015, 07:30:44 pm
Post by: Max™ on February 24, 2015, 11:06:40 pm
║\ 7
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║7σ
Post by: Loam on March 17, 2015, 05:40:36 pm
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Eyes need some work, they look a bit crazy right now. I may try to remove the outlines since they're something of an artifact - lacking a scanner I have to photograph my drawings and touch them up, since the picture quality is usually pretty bad.
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Post by: Max™ on March 17, 2015, 08:45:47 pm
Post by: Magnus on March 18, 2015, 02:03:50 am
She has seen some shit, dude. She has seen some shit.
Post by: Max™ on March 18, 2015, 04:51:51 am
Post by: Loam on March 18, 2015, 10:18:52 am
Post by: Henny on March 18, 2015, 10:43:26 am
The crazy eyes kills me every time.
The eyes are perfect, don't touch them.
Post by: Magnus on March 18, 2015, 02:11:32 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/tGh5FG5.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/gsLUtqg.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/i1SGWOy.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/HasCpSe.png)
Post by: Loam on March 20, 2015, 01:22:40 pm
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Post by: Shook on April 23, 2015, 07:51:09 pm
also this
Found this on /v/. Someone must draw it.it only took me 9 months to come up with this!!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: sneaky rumors (click to show/hide)
Post by: Eric Blank on April 23, 2015, 08:05:24 pm
Post by: Uzu Bash on April 23, 2015, 08:08:39 pm
An excellent testimony to how powerful crossbows apparently are. :vThat "I must leave." could be added to the last panel.
also thisFound this on /v/. Someone must draw it.it only took me 9 months to come up with this!!Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler: sneaky rumors (click to show/hide)
Post by: highmax28 on April 23, 2015, 10:21:12 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on April 23, 2015, 10:34:17 pm
Post by: Max™ on April 23, 2015, 11:29:09 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on April 24, 2015, 06:56:40 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 25, 2015, 01:30:59 am
This mde my day XD.Found this on /v/. Someone must draw it.it only took me 9 months to come up with this!!Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler: sneaky rumors (click to show/hide)
Post by: adseaghtrnjty on April 25, 2015, 02:57:34 am
Let's see...
http://imgur.com/PaaqmnN (http://imgur.com/PaaqmnN)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 25, 2015, 02:59:24 am
-snip-Your image seems to be broken for me :(
Post by: adseaghtrnjty on April 25, 2015, 03:01:10 am
-snip-Your image seems to be broken for me :(
I fixed it by uploading to imgur.
Post by: adseaghtrnjty on April 25, 2015, 03:02:08 am
-snip-Your image seems to be broken for me :(
I fixed it by uploading the image to imgur.
Post by: Eric Blank on April 25, 2015, 12:24:44 pm
Post by: highmax28 on April 26, 2015, 09:41:50 am
I also love that bogeyman picture because it's so true...
Post by: Max™ on May 29, 2015, 11:35:04 pm
Looks decent to me. Now just add more silly faces, and you should be set to go! :PYes it is a super duper old post but I ended up over here recently and was laughing at the absurdly funny stuff Shook does when I realized I could totally do something and make these awesome images one step more awesome!
Also, this is probably more fortress related, but hey, weaponsmithing is relevant to adventurers too. Had this idea floating around in my head for the past few days, and i couldn't hold it back any longer.Spoiler: part 1 (click to show/hide)Spoiler: part 2 (click to show/hide)
Apply more manliness for more awesome weapons.
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Post by: Rumrusher on May 30, 2015, 10:06:54 am
Here's my first adventurer in Deon's The Fall mod. hopefully Pum gets a job as a Courier.
Post by: Amperzand on May 31, 2015, 12:46:33 am
Post by: Max™ on May 31, 2015, 06:00:28 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 01, 2015, 09:22:32 pm
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Post by: Max™ on June 01, 2015, 09:54:53 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 01, 2015, 10:53:26 pm
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Post by: Max™ on June 02, 2015, 03:10:09 am
Post by: Dunamisdeos on June 02, 2015, 05:53:54 pm
Sir Cathat the Wearer of Cats.
Wait, I know this guy.
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Post by: Yoink on June 09, 2015, 07:30:10 pm
Sure is a nice place here!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ahhhh okay this has scarred me for life. o_______________o
And this is also amazing. Lots of Win in here as always!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tawa on June 19, 2015, 08:38:29 am
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Post by: TD1 on June 19, 2015, 11:16:51 am
Post by: conein on June 27, 2015, 07:47:07 am
Post by: DG on June 27, 2015, 08:42:13 am
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Post by: Untrustedlife on June 27, 2015, 11:45:02 am
The Adventures of Indiana Bones Part 1:
(http://i.imgur.com/sbsOE2D.png)
Bigger (Size Tripled, but kept "pretty" Version)
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Im not very good, but Ill try to make an actual comic out of this.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 28, 2015, 10:41:03 pm
Post by: Amperzand on July 01, 2015, 04:44:01 am
Post by: Rumrusher on July 04, 2015, 08:05:37 am
while being able to punch a man skull out and throw it into his friends faces do not improve your chances at collecting webs to turn into silk.
some times you need to BIND souls of the weak to your mercy so you can order them into safely handling soft silk that would snap in your brute beef hands.
uhh DBZ+The Fall mod and a modified old advfort script that allows for npcs to do fort mode jobs in adventure mode while you mash the wait key for eons.
oh the arm is from the time shortly after the workshop set up of biting a man and forgetting that I killed him.
Post by: TheFlame52 on July 04, 2015, 09:42:59 am
Post by: Amperzand on July 04, 2015, 09:40:38 pm
Post by: Max™ on July 06, 2015, 11:00:23 pm
Post by: petio999 on July 25, 2015, 12:42:08 pm
Post by: ZM5 on July 28, 2015, 07:01:09 am
(http://i.imgur.com/OArvTFs.png)
Imagine the adventurer doing this as a mannish, muscular female. (that was essentially her look in-game, though I don't have a screenshot of her description)
Post by: quekwoambojish on August 12, 2015, 06:54:43 pm
Anyone mind drawing this for me? I'm terrible at drawing even stick-figures, not to mention detailed characters.
(http://i.imgur.com/OArvTFs.png)
Imagine the adventurer doing this as a mannish, muscular female. (that was essentially her look in-game, though I don't have a screenshot of her description)
http://imgur.com/ZvWnubJ
Post by: TheFlame52 on August 12, 2015, 06:56:36 pm
Post by: ZM5 on August 13, 2015, 04:02:30 am
http://imgur.com/ZvWnubJ
This is the best. Thing. Ever.
Thanks so much!
Post by: quekwoambojish on August 13, 2015, 09:35:41 am
Post by: Granto on September 20, 2015, 07:20:27 am
Gusgashthol, "Stokeddeeps", a jagged platinum helm
This is a jagged platinum helm. All Craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of wood opal. On the item is an image of an ostrich man in platinum.
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Post by: miauw62 on September 20, 2015, 07:51:09 am
Post by: ZM5 on September 20, 2015, 09:11:33 am
Post by: piecewise on September 20, 2015, 02:43:02 pm
Post by: Amperzand on September 20, 2015, 04:54:33 pm
Post by: Tilogour on September 21, 2015, 01:17:42 pm
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Post by: Dunamisdeos on September 29, 2015, 04:17:43 pm
Anyone mind drawing this for me? I'm terrible at drawing even stick-figures, not to mention detailed characters.
(http://i.imgur.com/OArvTFs.png)
Imagine the adventurer doing this as a mannish, muscular female. (that was essentially her look in-game, though I don't have a screenshot of her description)
I apologize, I read mannish as "I am in fact a male". Behold my post-it art.
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Post by: ZM5 on September 30, 2015, 07:32:20 am
I'd love for someone who doesn't know anything about DF to look at it and try to guess the context. After playing DF for so long I see something completely normal.
Post by: Granto on October 02, 2015, 08:32:26 am
This is a crundle bone axe. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality.
It is encrusted with pear cut morions, decorated with cave spider silk and encircled with bands of crundle bone and briolette cut morions.
On the item is an image of a circle on cherry wood.
On the item s an image of dwarves in cat leather. The dwarves are traveling. The artwork relates to the foundation of Mishakgusil (Speechlesscopper, my Fortress) by The Shields of Tunneling of The Vessel of Steppes in the early spring of 5.
On the item is an image of many-pointed stars in phyllite. On the item is an image of a bitter orange tree in billon.
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Post by: SeriousConcentrate on October 02, 2015, 08:39:34 am
Post by: TheFlame52 on October 02, 2015, 02:10:06 pm
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalìs on October 07, 2015, 10:22:11 pm
And now I'm thinking about how a bone axe doesn't faze me, but something resembling graphics does. Thanks a lot, DF.
Post by: Granto on October 11, 2015, 04:54:46 am
Oh my gosh how was that made? The picture, not the axe.
And now I'm thinking about how a bone axe doesn't faze me, but something resembling graphics does. Thanks a lot, DF.
First I draw some sketches, think about how the different materials and the pictures on it could work together, how coult it be functional and how the appearance of the weapon could resemble the name of the weapon. Sometimes I even read about the craftdwarf so I can see better into the artist's mind.
Then I start working in photoshop. I draw the base lines and then make mono-colored fills at different layers for each materials with brush or with the polygonal lasso tool. Then I throw a bunch of adjustment layers on them to make them material-like and thing like these. When everything is finished I throw more adjustment layers to it to finetune the contrast and the saturation of the image.
Post by: Max™ on October 12, 2015, 06:12:59 pm
It's an artifake (dragon skulls are the same improved template as dragon bones: black, harder than steel, heavier too) but hey, you find yourself looking for something cool to draw check it out.
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Post by: highmax28 on October 12, 2015, 07:07:59 pm
Extra points for badassery
Post by: Max™ on October 12, 2015, 07:21:39 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on November 06, 2015, 10:53:20 am
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Post by: Max™ on November 06, 2015, 02:08:49 pm
Post by: Kay on November 15, 2015, 05:57:19 am
Not as good as that Rumrusher stuff up there. Just another goblin adventurer, close to how they were described in-game. This is from a small world I genned specifically to get some adventurer descriptions, but somehow wound up with goblins being the only dominant race and everyone else being dead in 250 years. Fun!
Honestly I like drawing my adventurERS more than my adventures.
Post by: ZM5 on November 15, 2015, 09:36:55 am
Post by: Max™ on November 15, 2015, 12:37:48 pm
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Thanks.
Post by: Rumrusher on November 15, 2015, 10:43:09 pm
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Post by: TD1 on November 16, 2015, 05:13:07 am
Post by: Rumrusher on November 16, 2015, 01:46:21 pm
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oh yeah I noticed I recruited a goblin swordwoman so I guess she got along well with the group to not get horribly murdered instantly.
Post by: SQman on November 16, 2015, 04:29:21 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/bBYVuBt.png)
(D&D content pack. Five hours of asking people about directions, dissecting griffins because nothing else attacked, and cutting kobolds into pieces with no resistance.)
While in DF2012 i get this:
(http://i.imgur.com/EeqkG2x.png)
(Masterwork. No one seems to need any help. A night troll cave found by accident, but no one cared.)
It's like the game doesn't want me to have epic adventures.
Post by: Nep Nep on November 16, 2015, 04:51:32 pm
How do you guys get stuff done? Everytime I get back to adventure mode in DF2014 I get this:My suggestion is to kill everything in sight, then take on stuff like bronze colossi or Titans.
(http://i.imgur.com/bBYVuBt.png)
(D&D content pack. Five hours of asking people about directions, dissecting griffins because nothing else attacked, and cutting kobolds into pieces with no resistance.)
While in DF2012 i get this:
(http://i.imgur.com/EeqkG2x.png)
(Masterwork. No one seems to need any help. A night troll cave found by accident, but no one cared.)
It's like the game doesn't want me to have epic adventures.
Also your drawings are 10000000X better then mine.
Post by: Rumrusher on November 16, 2015, 06:11:56 pm
also I'm modded to the gills and using dfhack.
before non mods and dfhack I just played fortress guardian and waited in keeps till one day a Demon pop up.
like god I'm asking how the hell do you guys keeps getting all the boring adventurer issues/scenarios where I get :
build a team of demon hunters to protect a random hell demon walking in and murdering everyone.
ALLY Dog LEADER of PETHOUND who follows me around killing elves with his army of animals and his second command tiger.
discovering Nightcreature_bogeyman is safe to add to civ races and activating the cackling Murders every bogeyCiv near you if you end it.
the only one I didn't get to do is the murder your entire zombie army for the hand of a giant towering Lizard demon lady and rule over goblins.
hmm I guess I don't bother with peasant quests or hunting people and just wander around adventure mode with my group of lovable losers who will murder each other and bump up into those legendary folk.
Post by: Nep Nep on November 16, 2015, 06:16:44 pm
well SQman the game doesn't give you adventures you have to go out and make one... or wander around til you pop into a weird scenario where fun is to be had.I once walked the earth with a couple of drunks, or otherwise commit an act of genocide until some random ass pikeman knocks me unconscious and I get stabbed to death. Like you said, you MAKE the adventures, not follow them.
also I'm modded to the gills and using dfhack.
before non mods and dfhack I just played fortress guardian and waited in keeps till one day a Demon pop up.
like god I'm asking how the hell do you guys keeps getting all the boring adventurer issues/scenarios where I get :
build a team of demon hunters to protect a random hell demon walking in and murdering everyone.
ALLY Dog LEADER of PETHOUND who follows me around killing elves with his army of animals and his second command tiger.
discovering Nightcreature_bogeyman is safe to add to civ races and activating the cackling Murders every bogeyCiv near you if you end it.
the only one I didn't get to do is the murder your entire zombie army for the hand of a giant towering Lizard demon lady and rule over goblins.
hmm I guess I don't bother with peasant quests or hunting people and just wander around adventure mode with my group of lovable losers who will murder each other and bump up into those legendary folk.
Post by: Rumrusher on November 16, 2015, 06:37:34 pm
like you can talk enemies out of murdering you and hopefully trade goods with them, or joining you to go on trade caravans.
you could play up the factions some of these characters have and park one group of mercs and wandering adventurers in one spot then recruit another group and bring them over.
if your lucky you get 2 friendly folks PISSed off at each other and start stabbing all with you safe from the struggle.
watch 2 companions talk to each other and have one tell the other to YIELD.
Post by: Eric Blank on November 16, 2015, 11:46:15 pm
Post by: Urlance Woolsbane on November 17, 2015, 12:02:47 am
What do you mean by nightcreature_bogeyman civs, by the way? Adding the tag to humans and such, or adding, say, bogeyman_1 to a civ definition?The former.
Post by: Rumrusher on November 17, 2015, 08:12:12 am
yeah the former, I did both but in the new update you can make custom bogeymen civs that could run a dwarf fort and live in buildings with out the game crashing.What do you mean by nightcreature_bogeyman civs, by the way? Adding the tag to humans and such, or adding, say, bogeyman_1 to a civ definition?The former.
just that the cackling will kill them if you activate it. this also brings up another thing I learn about bogeymen in this update, races with Nofear makes bogeys nonaggro to them. I guess there's a Raw token that makes units attack those who could show signs of panic but I don't know where.
so this means bogeymen can use an interaction that turns you into a nofear having bogey and while you don't die from being punch by tiny people you could die from the sun, or walking inside, killing all the bogeymen in the area anyway.
oh yeah one thing I learn non-dfhacking is that necromancers can get an army of bogeymen just by killing them all and raising their bodies seconds after cackling ends.
haven't seen a modder do this yet so I guess bogeymen are just that infamous around these parts.
imagine a bogeyman race that learn to cross between the cackling and back and use interactions to pull other bogeymen out by converting the bogeyman to a temp race so the cackling doesn't claim them...or just killing them and raising their bodies after cackling is over.
Post by: Untrustedlife on November 22, 2015, 04:24:32 pm
well SQman the game doesn't give you adventures you have to go out and make one... or wander around til you pop into a weird scenario where fun is to be had.
also I'm modded to the gills and using dfhack.
before non mods and dfhack I just played fortress guardian and waited in keeps till one day a Demon pop up.
like god I'm asking how the hell do you guys keeps getting all the boring adventurer issues/scenarios where I get :
build a team of demon hunters to protect a random hell demon walking in and murdering everyone.
ALLY Dog LEADER of PETHOUND who follows me around killing elves with his army of animals and his second command tiger.
discovering Nightcreature_bogeyman is safe to add to civ races and activating the cackling Murders every bogeyCiv near you if you end it.
the only one I didn't get to do is the murder your entire zombie army for the hand of a giant towering Lizard demon lady and rule over goblins.
hmm I guess I don't bother with peasant quests or hunting people and just wander around adventure mode with my group of lovable losers who will murder each other and bump up into those legendary folk.
I don't get it either rumrusher... I don't get it either..
I have some awesome adventurers.
Post by: SQman on December 01, 2015, 03:30:32 pm
(I feel dirty using this "style" telling a serious story, but I can't do any better)
Finally a real adventure. Started as a twiceborn Encar (Forgotten Realms Direforged) in an Encar meadhall. The lord told me about a titan. I took an encar swordsman and an encar archer (I think) and went looking for the beast.
Soon I realized I'd have to cross mountains, so I was like "screw it" and went to visit a halfling forest retreat. Recruited a hammerman, talked to some people. Apparently there were bandits.
So I sneaked up to the camp and took down two encars, one of which was an archer. Then my guys ran off to kill people. I was left alone with the ringleader. He had a copper sword, but his shield skill must have been ridiculous. Fortunately I managed to sever some nerves, and from that moment everything went smoothly. Except that my encar swordsman buddy never came back. Oh well.
Then I felt like bragging about my kill, so I headed to a wuradi(?) meadhall. Just outside I noticed a gorlak swordsman running from something. I recruited him and barged into the meadhall. There was a copper dragon deity murderizing some unfortunate wuradi. She breathed sleeping gas at my team, but I don't think it worked as intended. Either way she was ripping through my allies while I was desperately trying to do any harm. My sword was bouncing off every time. Finally, with a lucky hit to the leg, I chipped her bone which made her prone. One quick stab to the head later, and I was victorious. Then I learned it was the dragon empress, so to add insult to horrible death, I claimed the site for myself.
Then I was brutally murdered by who I assume was an assassin sent by people who didn't want me to be a local ruler.
Post by: highmax28 on December 01, 2015, 11:27:44 pm
Well done!
Post by: Nep Nep on December 01, 2015, 11:29:35 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on December 02, 2015, 12:21:24 am
so here's my current 42.01 adventurer, where fira beachtoes has build up a band name Spideryacts The Infamous Buttery Toast-Tufts of Bending
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/saved-adventurer-bard-jumping-spider-lady.png)
... who skills are basically dancing and singing.
Post by: Megaman_zx on December 02, 2015, 04:08:54 am
Playing on peasant difficulty, he's learning how to fight dwarf style, by fleeing down an underground highway fighting cave fish men.
Spoiler: a shitty mspaint drawing of my hero (click to show/hide)
edit: was actually doing pretty good, until i sneak multi-attacked a dwarf marksman and in our epic battle, i was shot in the leg, and pushed into an underground river..... can't climb while prone, and spiders aren't know for their swimming abilities.
Post by: Rumrusher on December 02, 2015, 04:32:26 am
also that fira has learn 2 ribald poems one called battle and the other is patience.
oh that and I learn that ribald is :
referring to sexual matters in an amusingly rude or irreverent way.
so my spiderlady was reciting dirty limericks to a crowd
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/my-groupies.png)
I'm starting to wonder what kind of band did I make.
Post by: TD1 on December 02, 2015, 04:39:18 am
Lol.
Post by: Amperzand on December 02, 2015, 05:11:46 am
Post by: Ragnarock on December 02, 2015, 05:49:29 am
You smell elf on the wind.
...You know where this is going.
Post by: Rumrusher on December 02, 2015, 06:46:57 am
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/necrodancer-joke-here.png)
Post by: Max™ on December 02, 2015, 06:55:54 am
Post by: miauw62 on December 02, 2015, 12:24:53 pm
-snip-Muffet, much? :P
Post by: Bumber on December 02, 2015, 08:45:02 pm
learn a new word that I kinda wish I didn't.Must be a taraunchula. (This is now their new band name, as far as I'm concerned)
also that fira has learn 2 ribald poems one called battle and the other is patience.
oh that and I learn that ribald is :
referring to sexual matters in an amusingly rude or irreverent way.
so my spiderlady was reciting dirty limericks to a crowd
-snip-
I'm starting to wonder what kind of band did I make.
Post by: Rumrusher on December 03, 2015, 10:22:31 am
I have you know... before undertale if this update dropped I would have jump on the Arachnidancer idea only to screw up noticing they don't spit webs the second later starting.-snip-Muffet, much? :P
now it's just added reason to play a Spider-band 2 !!pizza!! nightmare.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/fira-beachtoes-arachnidancer.png)
So here's a slightly more designed picture of Fira knowing what genre she plays.
Dwarf Fortress 2016: My spiderbards bring all the dwarves to the inn.
or you write a book called "Good Pig"
Post by: Auldben on December 07, 2015, 04:22:00 pm
Here's my Kangaroo man, Booga, licking a Prepared Kobold Brain:
(http://img00.deviantart.net/73b7/i/2015/341/7/7/you_lick_the_kobold_brain_by_auldben-d9jdesn.png)
Post by: Untrustedlife on December 07, 2015, 06:08:09 pm
First post in this thread, love your work fellas.
Here's my Kangaroo man, Booga, licking a Prepared Kobold Brain:
<snip>
That is an AMAZING drawing good job.
Post by: Rumrusher on December 07, 2015, 08:48:04 pm
here's a gif of a spider lady performing on a minecart, Spider lady is smiling.
tells the time of a necroDancer jumping spider's performance at a Dwarf fort.
Post by: Glueable on December 07, 2015, 09:37:18 pm
Here is a very detailed description of me and a vampy fighting.
The blood is very scary.
Post by: SaD-82 on December 08, 2015, 02:10:07 am
(http://i.imgur.com/L3tdyD6.png)
Here is a very detailed description of me and a vampy fighting.
The blood is very scary.
Best
Drawing
Ever
It kept the essence of DF...
Post by: Max™ on December 08, 2015, 07:06:22 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/yes-performances-on-minecarts.gif)Yus!
here's a gif of a spider lady performing on a minecart, Spider lady is smiling.
tells the time of a necroDancer jumping spider's performance at a Dwarf fort.
!!Yus!! even!
Post by: Rumrusher on December 13, 2015, 12:11:08 am
so after looking into the raws and testing this idea out.
yes the common hated bogeymen are friends to vanilla Spider-people, and that barn scorpion
you can now safely wander out at night alone with no issues of bogeymen.
Post by: Eric Blank on December 14, 2015, 12:37:53 am
Post by: Max™ on December 14, 2015, 12:42:03 am
Code: [Select]
[NOPAIN][EXTRAVISION][NOSTUN][NOFEAR]
Straight from the Jumping Spider raws.
Post by: Rumrusher on December 14, 2015, 01:16:34 am
so if anyone wants to go solo in vanilla they just play those races.
Post by: Max™ on December 14, 2015, 02:31:10 am
To the pain indeed.
Post by: iceball3 on December 14, 2015, 04:18:45 am
Made a brown recluse spider woman dancer, broke up a robbery with dancing, tried again, got punched to death mid-dance.Wow, talk about taking it "To the Pain." You sure your elf wasn't an Eldar or something?
Rolled up an avenging elf bitch outsider, used the onepunch man interactions, ran over and found the goblins, talked to them and started to tell stories until I found out which one got the kill, murdered the rest, skinned them, made clothes and scrolls from them, took Nako and removed her teeth/ears/eyes/nose/blinded her/removed her arms/feet, waited til she forgot what happened with her buddies and got her to follow me.
Took her to a tavern, sat on top of her wearing goblin bone boots, a goblin skull helm, and goblin hide cloak made from her friends.
Then I told everyone a story about how she killed the little nervous friendly brown recluse spider lady (whose body is in my backpack, well, her backpack) while she lay there pretending she's a chair for me.
Post by: ......... on January 08, 2016, 11:55:43 pm
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Yt1ktkSfTbI/VpCSUnm-3vI/AAAAAAAAHGU/1JzzVI8ssGg/s1600/asd.png)
;) <3 vg/dfg <3 ;D
;) <3 vg/dfg <3 ;D
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on January 09, 2016, 12:07:49 am
Also Rumrusher's art earlier of the spiderlady and the boogeyman is adorable and looks like concept art for Monsters Inc. or something.
Post by: Max™ on January 09, 2016, 01:06:25 am
Post by: Kait on January 11, 2016, 04:26:34 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
My elven adventurer, Osman Goodsaffron.
Post by: Rumrusher on January 11, 2016, 04:46:54 pm
so learn today that spiders can get webbed if they attempt to jump into someone.
the falling down action seems to bypass webimmune checks.
Post by: TheFlame52 on January 11, 2016, 05:03:27 pm
Post by: Max™ on January 11, 2016, 10:28:13 pm
Post by: Shûl-nak on January 12, 2016, 02:09:50 am
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Genned a world for ~550 years, high numbers of civs and sites. Turned on site deaths in Legends Viewer; there were a series of Elven areas that had been caught in battle-limbo for hundreds of years. The White Tusks had aroused the ire of a human and goblin civilisation, who took turns every year pillaging their sites. Seriously, this string of areas had been pillaged 800+ times each, with the humans and goblins arriving at the same time every year to do it again. By the end I like to think it wasn't even soldiers being sent on these 'pillages;' it was like a tradition or history lessons for the young ones of the civ to crow over their enemies' graves. There were no elves left in any of these areas and very few animals, with thousands of deaths associated with them in total.
At least I thought they were empty, until...
The last elf at one of the sites had hundreds of kills. He single handedly defended his home long after all his family had died, wielding nothing but a boning knife. He lost his arm in one of the earlier attacks when fighting an established military commander from the human civ, but managed to live on. He also duelled several night creatures and even lost an eye to one, but always managed to escape alive. I hopped into adv mode as a mere peasant of the last surviving White Tusk settlement, gritted my teeth through the excruciating loading times of this busy world, and eventually managed to track him down by shouting my way through the site until I got a response, and then searching through the trees for the living legend.
I asked him to join me. He said no. I danced.
Then I deleted the world.
Let's just call him Snake.
Godspeed, Elven Snake Plisskin.
Post by: Yoink on January 12, 2016, 03:09:42 am
How come? D:
Post by: Shûl-nak on January 12, 2016, 01:40:45 pm
Post by: Yoink on January 13, 2016, 01:22:52 am
That's just teasing. :(
Post by: IndigoFenix on January 13, 2016, 04:01:05 am
So I guess this is nothing new, but it's still funny. I lost it when the vampire accused me of bullying him.
On the one hand I like the tolerance people have towards friendly neighborhood vampires. On the other hand I miss the old days when I could go around killing vampires without having to worry about people having a problem with it.
Post by: Uzu Bash on January 13, 2016, 07:14:22 am
Post by: TheFlame52 on January 13, 2016, 04:12:32 pm
Post by: Max™ on January 13, 2016, 04:42:00 pm
Post by: Untrustedlife on January 13, 2016, 04:59:38 pm
Two things can get you positive reputation: Kill something as it attacks people in a populated area, and save children. Both only net you reputation in the place where you did it, though, and saving children is currently bugged.
People need to understand that when people say "it was inevitable" you still get the hero reputation.They just dont have a response, talk to them afterwords and you are a hero.
killing beasts still makes it just like it always did.
Vampires are an edge case though.
but hill titans for example, work fine.
This WILL be better in the next version though as-well.
Post by: Urlance Woolsbane on January 13, 2016, 09:43:26 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Zylde3Q.png)Did the game actually record you as exposing the vampire, as opposed to some random historical figure? If, so that's new to me.
So I guess this is nothing new, but it's still funny. I lost it when the vampire accused me of bullying him.
On the one hand I like the tolerance people have towards friendly neighborhood vampires. On the other hand I miss the old days when I could go around killing vampires without having to worry about people having a problem with it.
Post by: IndigoFenix on January 14, 2016, 12:36:42 am
Someone in a different town sent me to kill him (which is why I was in the town in the first place) but the people in his own town were okay with him. I guess he killed some people and then fled to a new town but hadn't actually begun killing people there yet.
Post by: Shonai_Dweller on January 14, 2016, 05:31:50 am
Post by: Dunamisdeos on January 15, 2016, 09:24:13 pm
Points if you are yourself a vampire, and reveal it ere the end.
Post by: Blastbeard on January 15, 2016, 11:31:19 pm
(http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/d254f172dd9f952a74a0879568e176d9)
I lose more crossbowmen that way. He will not be missed. Maybe some creatures are better left extinct.
Post by: Untrustedlife on January 19, 2016, 11:30:19 am
They just lack any opinion about killing an enemy of their group or their entire civ. I ask about the reputation of a forgotten beast and they tell me it's a dangerous animal. I'd say so, it destroyed an entire city! If I tell them I killed it, I get apathetic response: "Oh, well that's not a megabeast, is it?"
this is very fixed in the new version.
You even become known as a beast hunter now.
Though you still became a hero in the old version.
Post by: connick on January 19, 2016, 02:32:14 pm
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12540864_10208164857857260_2026081056788970513_n.jpg?oh=a9dabdd61b0a9cb025145e242dc7de3e&oe=57302148)
I wonder what will be his eventual demise...
Post by: Untrustedlife on January 19, 2016, 03:12:01 pm
I've really been enjoying playing as a brown recluse spider man. His first big fight with an ettin turned him into a legendary fighter and since then everything is turning up Millhouse. Well, except for that I can't find armor to fit him anywhere.
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12540864_10208164857857260_2026081056788970513_n.jpg?oh=a9dabdd61b0a9cb025145e242dc7de3e&oe=57302148)
I wonder what will be his eventual demise...
Wish I could draw well
Post by: Scoops Novel on February 07, 2016, 07:47:49 am
Wish I could draw well
Get busy
Post by: ImTheBaws on February 10, 2016, 04:30:43 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/TMNLHuu.png)
Post by: Sarrak on February 10, 2016, 04:43:01 pm
So this father I met some time ago was pretty content with his situation.
(http://i.imgur.com/TMNLHuu.png)
"Meh, it's just a son. You're overreacting!"
Post by: Bumber on February 11, 2016, 12:40:25 am
The kid was kind of an asshole, to be honest.So this father I met some time ago was pretty content with his situation.
-snip-
"Meh, it's just a son. You're overreacting!"
Post by: Tawa on February 17, 2016, 11:31:38 pm
Post by: Untrustedlife on February 18, 2016, 04:36:24 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/4uEJVRb.png)
Yeah it can get tedious when a tavern is really busy, but thats just like real life right?
Post by: Tawa on February 18, 2016, 06:46:44 pm
Post by: TheFlame52 on February 18, 2016, 06:50:58 pm
But waiting an hour for a cup of booze? When the inns are really crowded I just take the barrel and leave without paying, because in GREAT COMMUNIST DWARF SOCIETY only stores own things, and taverns aren't stores. (You can get free money from stores by taking the shopkeepers' clothes from their dressers and selling it back to them. :v)If you talk to a shopowner that isn't from the civ the shop is in (say, a dwarf in a human shop), they will trade away the shop's money like ordinary goods. In this way you can earn thousands while only paying a few coppers!
Post by: Sarrak on February 18, 2016, 06:53:29 pm
(You can get free money from stores by taking the shopkeepers' clothes from their dressers and selling it back to them. :v)"Ah, ye found my shirt! I lost it two years ago! What a miracle!"
"...I found it in your dresser."
"Take these money, oh valiant shirt-returner! We must make a feast in your honor!"
"..."
Post by: Untrustedlife on February 18, 2016, 09:53:06 pm
(My Bone carver adventurer (who makes money from carving bones of beasts and hunting beasts)
Created cosmic Horror:
(The Zodon helpers are essentially feathered lizard people, im not sure what the judgement is, possibly cthulhu)
(http://i.imgur.com/zDXDFqp.png)
Post by: IndigoFenix on February 19, 2016, 01:58:05 am
(You can get free money from stores by taking the shopkeepers' clothes from their dressers and selling it back to them. :v)"Ah, ye found my shirt! I lost it two years ago! What a miracle!"
"...I found it in your dresser."
"Take these money, oh valiant shirt-returner! We must make a feast in your honor!"
"..."
I have also noticed that you can almost always pay for drinks by selling the empty mug back to the tavern keeper.
Post by: Elfhater69 on February 19, 2016, 02:18:16 am
(You can get free money from stores by taking the shopkeepers' clothes from their dressers and selling it back to them. :v)"Ah, ye found my shirt! I lost it two years ago! What a miracle!"
"...I found it in your dresser."
"Take these money, oh valiant shirt-returner! We must make a feast in your honor!"
"..."
I have also noticed that you can almost always pay for drinks by selling the empty mug back to the tavern keeper.
so basically endless refills.
Post by: kontako on February 19, 2016, 06:56:11 am
can someone draw this? I suck at drawing.
(My Bone carver adventurer (who makes money from carving bones of beasts and hunting beasts)
Created cosmic Horror:
(The Zodon helpers are essentially feathered lizard people, im not sure what the judgement is, possibly cthulhu)
(http://i.imgur.com/zDXDFqp.png)
I hoped my first ever attempt at drawing would be a success...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Untrustedlife on February 19, 2016, 03:53:42 pm
can someone draw this? I suck at drawing.
(My Bone carver adventurer (who makes money from carving bones of beasts and hunting beasts)
Created cosmic Horror:
(The Zodon helpers are essentially feathered lizard people, im not sure what the judgement is, possibly cthulhu)
(http://i.imgur.com/zDXDFqp.png)
I hoped my first ever attempt at drawing would be a success...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Thats a cool take on it!
It reminds me of Hinduism.
A person on reddit drew it like this:
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Post by: BadLemonsXI on February 21, 2016, 05:52:18 pm
Post by: TD1 on February 21, 2016, 06:28:49 pm
Post by: iwantjelly on February 26, 2016, 01:54:47 am
Today I learned playing a hamster-man can be pretty harsh in Dwarf Fortress.
So I played a demi-god hamster-man. Basically it is a man of very small size, with the head of a hamster. That sounds stupid ; especially when I’m told that my character is “incredibly muscular” due to the superior strength I gave him.
I ask about any trouble around, and locals tell me that a goblin army is on the march towards a hamlet in the north. I must stop them ! I find a pikeman (named “Ape”) foolish enough to join me. Mustn’t be the smartest guy around, with a name like that and so eager to join a hamster-man in a fight against dozens of blood-crazed goblins. Anyways… We arrive and see no goblins, so we go straight to their pit !
There, where I expect rapid and painful death, I encounter only a few goblins peacefully going about their daily tasks. Even a warrior passes me by and doesn’t attack me… Maybe they like hamster-men after all : I’m so fuzzy, you can’t resist such cuteness. But that’s kind of humiliating : I’m incredibly muscular, goddamit ! So I wreak havoc and attack one. With all my strength I smash, smash and smash again onto the poor bastard’s head. But I’ve got such tiny arms ! It takes me forever to finally strike him down. I kill another one in the same fashion, then me and my pal go back to the village.
Goblins everywhere ! That’s where they all were, of course. But nobody fights ! Come on farmers, don’t let those horrendous creatures steal your goods and hit on your best girls without doing anything ! Firming my two little paws on my faithful maul, I charge the closest ennemies, two wicked female goblins, one with a sword, the other with a spear. After several attempts, I manage to hit one on the head, and then.
Ho god. The bitches first slash my hand. With the cutest little squeek, I drop my maul. Then they open up my guts.”You feel sick”, the game appropriately informs me. I fall down and then they stab, stab, and stab my head again. And then again. Like, a dozen times.
Poor, poor little hamster-man.
Post by: Max™ on February 26, 2016, 04:04:04 am
Post by: DG on February 26, 2016, 04:58:51 am
Post by: iwantjelly on February 28, 2016, 02:05:44 pm
@Max : Thanks, the effect is due to the paper, which grain is composed of horizontal lines. Rembrandt paper, if I'm not mistaken...
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/93923fed2e9f4cf23c85d1c20cf7bde3/tumblr_o39u50FgyM1v4lakeo1_r1_1280.jpg)
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/b37a301ac5e697a3db496e3f64d90b1f/tumblr_o39u50FgyM1v4lakeo2_1280.jpg)
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on February 28, 2016, 03:01:55 pm
Post by: highmax28 on February 28, 2016, 05:12:44 pm
Post by: Tawa on February 28, 2016, 07:41:22 pm
Spoiler: I speak with the utmost sincerity when I say (click to show/hide)
Post by: highmax28 on February 28, 2016, 11:29:30 pm
Post by: Tiruin on February 29, 2016, 12:05:47 am
You're really, really good, man. I mean, damn.^ Yes. o_o That realism and shading. Very nice sketching(?)!
On first impression I was silly so think 'woodcut art (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodcut)' but then I realized it was on paper given the tiny spaces in ink.
I mentally squee'd in seeing the art.
Post by: Uzu Bash on February 29, 2016, 12:50:42 am
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Post by: Tiruin on February 29, 2016, 01:04:54 am
Are you going to update here if that's an updating/art blog(?)? :D
Post by: peasant cretin on February 29, 2016, 01:44:42 am
That's really really nice work :)
Post by: Rumrusher on February 29, 2016, 05:08:51 am
drawn my adventurer expit. Leader Boltdove stuck with the job of keeping the fort running long after everydwarf turns into ducks.
running the coldshift with a handful of eggs and a Stern look.
Post by: Max™ on February 29, 2016, 11:28:30 am
Post by: peasant cretin on February 29, 2016, 12:49:15 pm
Those are some goddamn stern eyebrows.
They could be taped on.
Post by: Max™ on February 29, 2016, 01:00:37 pm
Those are some goddamn stern eyebrows.
They could be taped on.
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Post by: Untrustedlife on February 29, 2016, 01:15:30 pm
@DG : I had the "bite" option during the fights. That's what I should have done, using my unique hamsterman abilities !
@Max : Thanks, the effect is due to the paper, which grain is composed of horizontal lines. Rembrandt paper, if I'm not mistaken...
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/93923fed2e9f4cf23c85d1c20cf7bde3/tumblr_o39u50FgyM1v4lakeo1_r1_1280.jpg)
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/b37a301ac5e697a3db496e3f64d90b1f/tumblr_o39u50FgyM1v4lakeo2_1280.jpg)
That is amazing!
Post by: Rumrusher on February 29, 2016, 02:52:09 pm
so I moved 2 goblins into a sealed in chamber and left the fort to idle....
uhh a few things happen, one being I forgot to remove the duck mods from this world I made for testing,
two I left 2 cats in the room before sealing it up with several layers of walls and doors so the goblins made grudges to those cats.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/glazedsold-fort-sumup.png)
god no results outside of if you leave dogs alone they will replace the dwarves and build an army.
I got a Dogsplosion
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/fortcrush2/de/ALLTHOSEDOGS.png)
one could say This plan, Gone to the Dogs.
like I think I'm hitting just about everything weird you can do in the new Dwarf fortress BUT getting married or making 2 adventurers fall in love.
Spoiler: this one hard dream to achieve (click to show/hide)
trying to achieve this one Adv dream is alot tougher than I expected.
Post by: iwantjelly on February 29, 2016, 07:09:03 pm
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/ec82add8c2413c1c2ef595683f1f1b1c/tumblr_o3c318VSxV1v4lakeo1_1280.jpg)
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/356730bc0365ed8dd60b8f853ce140e1/tumblr_o3c318VSxV1v4lakeo2_1280.jpg)
Behal Komsesle was the hearthperson of lady Sasir Thamon. She was the last of her kin, alone in the great hall with her men. One day she asked Behal to find a particular vampire.
The hunt was long and harsh. He killed many of the foul creatures, but failed to find their master, as has ordered his lady. Many days passed with no result, and then dark thoughts began to creep through his mind. He envied his lady’s stature, the hall, and the land. And he envied the power of the vampires he slew.
One dark night, he drank the vampire’s blood he just killed. Then his transformation was complete. He spent the rest of the night drinking innocent blood, then at dawn came back to his lady.
It took a single slash from his short sword to swiftly cut her head off.
Post by: peasant cretin on February 29, 2016, 07:18:43 pm
EDIT: Would also like to add, I'd love to play a game which had that art ^
Post by: TheFlame52 on February 29, 2016, 07:39:50 pm
Post by: highmax28 on February 29, 2016, 08:53:16 pm
Post by: Comito on February 29, 2016, 10:59:23 pm
Post by: iwantjelly on March 01, 2016, 01:58:53 am
Post by: Max™ on March 01, 2016, 05:21:39 am
http://acidyblog.blogspot.com.ar/
Post by: Bumber on March 01, 2016, 07:05:43 am
Those are some goddamn stern eyebrows.I thought it was a crossbow bolt lodged in his face that he never bothered to remove. Because Boltdove.
Post by: Max™ on March 01, 2016, 07:22:32 am
Post by: Rumrusher on March 01, 2016, 03:50:35 pm
description of Boltdove,
this poor goblin lives in an arctic hellhole with million ducks and can never fulfill his dream.
Post by: Max™ on March 01, 2016, 06:52:43 pm
Post by: highmax28 on March 01, 2016, 07:08:02 pm
We need a cartoon series with Rumrusher drawing the design which then has crazy sakuga during combat, jellybro, you're up then, aaaaand, let's have ninedots do the backgrounds/coloring. It'll be like Onepunch-man crossed with Grimgar, crossed with Adventure Time. Looks kid-friendly at first, surprisingly deep storyline/character development, adult humor, and gritty violence.I feel awful because I'm a writer, and means I can't contribute to this idea
Post by: Max™ on March 01, 2016, 07:09:20 pm
I suppose a writer could be useful, plus you can just use df for story seeds!We need a cartoon series with Rumrusher drawing the design which then has crazy sakuga during combat, jellybro, you're up then, aaaaand, let's have ninedots do the backgrounds/coloring. It'll be like Onepunch-man crossed with Grimgar, crossed with Adventure Time. Looks kid-friendly at first, surprisingly deep storyline/character development, adult humor, and gritty violence.I feel awful because I'm a writer, and means I can't contribute to this idea
So it's been like 15 minutes folks... get on it! Chop-chop!
Post by: TD1 on March 02, 2016, 08:26:39 am
-cut-
That is brilliant. Keep it up.
Art for the art god!
Post by: Uzu Bash on March 05, 2016, 09:38:06 am
(http://www.hongfire.com/cg/data/516/repkill.jpg)
Post by: peasant cretin on March 05, 2016, 12:40:02 pm
Post by: Uzu Bash on March 05, 2016, 12:59:26 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Max™ on March 05, 2016, 03:45:24 pm
Post by: Uzu Bash on March 05, 2016, 04:01:20 pm
Post by: Max™ on March 05, 2016, 05:54:35 pm
Post by: Uzu Bash on March 05, 2016, 06:47:13 pm
Post by: peasant cretin on March 05, 2016, 07:40:47 pm
Post by: highmax28 on March 06, 2016, 01:28:31 am
Post by: iwantjelly on March 06, 2016, 03:52:37 am
(https://41.media.tumblr.com/494995733b74e93ef2e468ffc4455181/tumblr_o3m0ljBzyp1v4lakeo2_1280.jpg)
An epic death in dwarf fortress :
I ate too much badger intestines, so I felt nauseous. Then I tried to cross a river, retched, vomited and drowned.
Post by: Rumrusher on March 06, 2016, 04:23:20 am
Post by: Max™ on March 06, 2016, 04:26:39 am
It will be nice when we can haul people around, being able to drag a companion out of a river would be cool, BEING dragged out by a companion? I'm making them a damn hero and lord somewhere forever!
Post by: DG on March 06, 2016, 08:57:10 am
Post by: highmax28 on March 06, 2016, 09:24:05 am
Post by: Rumrusher on March 06, 2016, 09:41:59 am
so while testing out how crazy can you set up a modded fort with a bunch of small animal creatures who can't pick up said pick and 1 normal human adventurer who migrated there.
I figured I set up my Drunk barfly-catcher (cage traps near chairs and areas where a guest would order a drink) and put those caged humans to good use.
by hanging them all in a willow tree to gaze out into open mountain top, and probably freeze to death.
thinking about going one step further using my adventurer to lure would be entertainers/companions to the fort to be place in the tree.
Post by: iwantjelly on March 08, 2016, 03:01:38 pm
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/8240423dd0f5f31587b7b7d1dd83262f/tumblr_o3qkx5WXsb1v4lakeo2_540.jpg)
After drawing a few elven outlaws out of my beloved forest retreat, I climbed up the home tree to report to my queen, the fair Liyìÿi Semaaweme. She asked me to put an end to this evil. I needed to travel to Crowsplash, their retreat, hidden in the Jungle of Harvesters. A long journey to the south awaited me, through human realms and deep woods.
Post by: Max™ on March 08, 2016, 05:18:02 pm
...afterwards they're generally delimbed, flying through the air, toothless, blind, earless, on fire, gutted, barfing, or some combination of those.
Post by: iwantjelly on March 08, 2016, 06:02:00 pm
I'm gonna retire this stupid elf and go with the good ol' badass axeman.
Post by: peasant cretin on March 08, 2016, 06:23:48 pm
An epic death in dwarf fortress :Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I ate too much badger intestines, so I felt nauseous. Then I tried to cross a river, retched, vomited and drowned.
Your companions look on with mute sympathy.
Post by: highmax28 on March 08, 2016, 06:39:14 pm
The bitch sent me in an empty forest retreat. I wasted my time looking for the bad guys for days. You're right, one can't trust those pointy ears bastards. Plus, they make you draw cheesy cute little drawings with nice colors, with neither blood nor vomit.I always view them as norse elves and remember that they kidnap men like succubuses and I slaughter them
I'm gonna retire this stupid elf and go with the good ol' badass axeman.
Post by: Uzu Bash on March 08, 2016, 07:07:16 pm
I always view them as norse elves and remember that they kidnap men like succubuses and I slaughter themNo man goes unwillingly with a succubus. I say fair play to them.
Post by: highmax28 on March 08, 2016, 07:44:56 pm
Norse elves have magic that works like a siren, but they don't need to sing.I always view them as norse elves and remember that they kidnap men like succubuses and I slaughter themNo man goes unwillingly with a succubus. I say fair play to them.
They're still tree fondling hippies though...
Post by: Uzu Bash on March 08, 2016, 08:07:26 pm
You're hanging out with the wrong elves.Norse elves have magic that works like a siren, but they don't need to sing.I always view them as norse elves and remember that they kidnap men like succubuses and I slaughter themNo man goes unwillingly with a succubus. I say fair play to them.
They're still tree fondling hippies though...
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 08, 2016, 08:47:57 pm
You're hanging out with the wrong elves.Norse elves have magic that works like a siren, but they don't need to sing.I always view them as norse elves and remember that they kidnap men like succubuses and I slaughter themNo man goes unwillingly with a succubus. I say fair play to them.
They're still tree fondling hippies though...
All elves are the wrong elves.
Post by: highmax28 on March 08, 2016, 08:51:39 pm
There are no right elvesYou're hanging out with the wrong elves.Norse elves have magic that works like a siren, but they don't need to sing.I always view them as norse elves and remember that they kidnap men like succubuses and I slaughter themNo man goes unwillingly with a succubus. I say fair play to them.
They're still tree fondling hippies though...
All elves are the wrong elves.
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 08, 2016, 09:30:47 pm
There are no right elvesYou're hanging out with the wrong elves.Norse elves have magic that works like a siren, but they don't need to sing.I always view them as norse elves and remember that they kidnap men like succubuses and I slaughter themNo man goes unwillingly with a succubus. I say fair play to them.
They're still tree fondling hippies though...
All elves are the wrong elves.
The only good elf...
*cocks battleaxe like shotgun*
...is a dead elf.
Post by: Uzu Bash on March 08, 2016, 11:27:19 pm
You guys sound ready for a Party. How do you like your Tea?There are no right elvesYou're hanging out with the wrong elves.Norse elves have magic that works like a siren, but they don't need to sing.I always view them as norse elves and remember that they kidnap men like succubuses and I slaughter themNo man goes unwillingly with a succubus. I say fair play to them.
They're still tree fondling hippies though...
All elves are the wrong elves.
The only good elf...
*cocks battleaxe like shotgun*
...is a dead elf.
Post by: highmax28 on March 08, 2016, 11:30:06 pm
TEA IS NOT DWARFY ENOU- wait, what kind is that?You guys sound ready for a Party. How do you like your Tea?There are no right elvesYou're hanging out with the wrong elves.Norse elves have magic that works like a siren, but they don't need to sing.I always view them as norse elves and remember that they kidnap men like succubuses and I slaughter themNo man goes unwillingly with a succubus. I say fair play to them.
They're still tree fondling hippies though...
All elves are the wrong elves.
The only good elf...
*cocks battleaxe like shotgun*
...is a dead elf.
Post by: win32anon on March 09, 2016, 03:09:10 am
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 09, 2016, 05:38:33 am
Post by: Bumber on March 09, 2016, 09:02:37 am
They're contemplating the inevitability of mortality.An epic death in dwarf fortress :Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I ate too much badger intestines, so I felt nauseous. Then I tried to cross a river, retched, vomited and drowned.
Your companions look on with mute sympathy.
Post by: Uzu Bash on March 09, 2016, 09:05:59 am
Or the inevitability of their leader's yet another stupid death.They're contemplating the inevitability of mortality.An epic death in dwarf fortress :Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I ate too much badger intestines, so I felt nauseous. Then I tried to cross a river, retched, vomited and drowned.
Your companions look on with mute sympathy.
Post by: kontako on March 09, 2016, 08:25:40 pm
This is quite an old one for me, I'd really appreciate it if someone took the time to draw it.
This is another older one that I felt was quite funny...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: kontako on March 13, 2016, 12:30:13 am
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I couldn't do the second one since I kept accidentally drawing a praying mantis instead of a grasshopper, also I can't draw a praying mantis.
Post by: peasant cretin on March 13, 2016, 01:51:55 am
Here's a scribble I did for the first one:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Love the lighting in the tower as well as the choice of face for your adventurer. Works together very well!
Post by: iwantjelly on March 13, 2016, 01:51:25 pm
(https://40.media.tumblr.com/6a71de59e5d3859f90b584cd80852d3d/tumblr_o3zqyzqYcJ1v4lakeo2_1280.jpg)
@Kontako : Here you go !
Post by: Untrustedlife on March 13, 2016, 02:36:23 pm
snip
Wow, you continuously impress me with your drawings.
Post by: ZM5 on March 13, 2016, 02:36:51 pm
Post by: iwantjelly on March 13, 2016, 06:14:13 pm
Kontako, your adventure was pretty inspiring I must say. You must have been in quite a desperate situation to be obliged to use a wild forest fruit as a lethal weapon. Or maybe was it a kind of ultimate badass behavior ?
Or, your warrior has a very weird mental condition and only fights with fresh fruits. Must be a problem with his abusive market gardener mother.
Post by: kontako on March 13, 2016, 07:18:07 pm
Hey, thanks.
Kontako, your adventure was pretty inspiring I must say. You must have been in quite a desperate situation to be obliged to use a wild forest fruit as a lethal weapon. Or maybe was it a kind of ultimate badass behavior ?
Or, your warrior has a very weird mental condition and only fights with fresh fruits. Must be a problem with his abusive market gardener mother.
My adventurer was not strong enough or well equipped to fight anyone in the tower, I however was a legendary ambusher... (and pretty good at throwing).
After sneaking in and finding the tablet I thought it'd be cool and cinematic-like to take down the necromancer in the tower. I had originally thrown a dagger, but it missed, so I threw the last thing I had...
Edit: Thanks alot for the ☼Drawing☼, I really appreciate the work you put into it!
Post by: highmax28 on March 13, 2016, 07:39:35 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on March 14, 2016, 06:03:17 am
wanted to draw my dark ages orc adventurer.
Ol tavern is just a small hut that supplies people with booze and gives Likot fresh supply of wandering people to recruit for future plans.
said plans haven't been thought out.
Post by: Max™ on March 14, 2016, 08:13:36 am
Post by: Bumber on March 14, 2016, 04:49:01 pm
Hey, thanks.Maybe he just likes Monty Python's Flying Circus.
Kontako, your adventure was pretty inspiring I must say. You must have been in quite a desperate situation to be obliged to use a wild forest fruit as a lethal weapon. Or maybe was it a kind of ultimate badass behavior ?
Or, your warrior has a very weird mental condition and only fights with fresh fruits. Must be a problem with his abusive market gardener mother.
Post by: kontako on March 14, 2016, 06:51:01 pm
Hey, thanks.Maybe he just likes Monty Python's Flying Circus.
Kontako, your adventure was pretty inspiring I must say. You must have been in quite a desperate situation to be obliged to use a wild forest fruit as a lethal weapon. Or maybe was it a kind of ultimate badass behavior ?
Or, your warrior has a very weird mental condition and only fights with fresh fruits. Must be a problem with his abusive market gardener mother.
How did you know...
I never realised the connection before, now it's twice as funny!
Post by: highmax28 on March 14, 2016, 09:03:53 pm
Sadly, we lack the means to defend ourselves from it. So we just have to run, like he told us to
Post by: iwantjelly on March 15, 2016, 01:35:32 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt5FQ4uMj_k
How could I have not thought about it ? I'm a big fan of Monty Python too.
Post by: TD1 on March 15, 2016, 07:06:17 am
There is only one way to counter an attacker coming at you with a strawberry.
Sadly, we lack the means to defend ourselves from it. So we just have to run, like he told us to
The Holy Grenade should do the trick. Rabid rabbits and fresh fruits will not bar its blast.
Post by: highmax28 on March 15, 2016, 12:08:12 pm
I thought it required a gun, a 50 ton weight and a tiger?There is only one way to counter an attacker coming at you with a strawberry.
Sadly, we lack the means to defend ourselves from it. So we just have to run, like he told us to
The Holy Grenade should do the trick. Rabid rabbits and fresh fruits will not bar its blast.
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 16, 2016, 09:01:56 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/eeoS2mN.png)
This is quite an old one for me, I'd really appreciate it if someone took the time to draw it.
I usually clean these up a bit more before posting (hah).
Spoiler: Post-it crits are best crits (click to show/hide)
Post by: Max™ on March 16, 2016, 09:10:32 pm
Post by: Untrustedlife on March 19, 2016, 01:48:47 am
(https://i.imgur.com/eeoS2mN.png)
This is quite an old one for me, I'd really appreciate it if someone took the time to draw it.
I usually clean these up a bit more before posting (hah).Spoiler: Post-it crits are best crits (click to show/hide)
I love that image good job, it reminds me of d&d characters doing ridiculous things I could totally imagine a d&d player being like
Player:"I want to bounce a strawberry off the chandelier and nail the necromancer in the head with it "
DM: "hehe..Okay roll for archery"
Player: "nat 20"
DM: "okay um..well..*laughs* you , with the greatest skill and precision imaginable from a rogue like yourself, toss the strawberry at the chandelier. The strawberry bounces off the chandelier and nails the necromancer in the back of the head... ..umm..the necromancer's head explodes immediately, you don't even have to roll for damage", " also you get an inspiration point"
Player: "YES"
Post by: peasant cretin on March 20, 2016, 03:10:23 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/eeoS2mN.png)
This is quite an old one for me, I'd really appreciate it if someone took the time to draw it.
I usually clean these up a bit more before posting (hah).Spoiler: Post-it crits are best crits (click to show/hide)
Love the drawing. Nice and casual like Untrusted mentioned.
Post by: SQman on April 09, 2016, 12:52:31 pm
I've killed dragons, titans, necromancers in their towers, but nothing made me feel as powerful as crushing a horseshoe crab's body with my hand.
Post by: ......... on April 13, 2016, 10:43:34 pm
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-f9DF2pe3C_0/Vw8RSXC2snI/AAAAAAAAHVw/Q-A88ysDFvYWCqgttUa6XHU9cPwn5sieACLcB/s1600/alas-slain-in-the-desert-by-crossbowman-bandit.png)
Post by: Tariv on April 14, 2016, 12:59:31 am
I figured that, since I had the poison bite, I should focus on whips, grappling, and biting.
I spawn in and see that I started with a my Silver Whip out so I press Q to put it away.
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You strap the silver whip to your Upper body.Oh, right, 6 arms.
You strap the copper shield to your Upper body.
You strap the bronze shield to your Upper body.
You strap the bronze shield to your Upper body.
You strap the bronze shield to your Upper body.
You strap the copper shield to your Upper body.
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Post by: Max™ on April 14, 2016, 03:18:41 am
Worth noting, Tariv, and any who may live in an area with them: a brown recluse has 6 eyes, as does the similar looking but harmless spitting spider (which has long skinny legs with black "knees" and "elbows" instead of the thicker rounded looking creamy brown legs of a recluse) which lives in most of the same areas.
Post by: Tariv on April 14, 2016, 04:23:35 am
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Post by: DG on April 14, 2016, 05:55:12 am
Post by: Max™ on April 14, 2016, 06:47:12 am
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Courtesy of the wonderful site: http://www.spiders.us/species/loxosceles-reclusa/
Post by: Rumrusher on May 10, 2016, 04:26:48 pm
oh hey new update here a comic on how Adventurers cut wood.
Post by: TheFlame52 on May 10, 2016, 04:56:29 pm
Post by: DG on May 10, 2016, 10:21:22 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 10, 2016, 10:27:55 pm
Post by: Bumber on May 11, 2016, 05:47:31 am
oh hey new update here a comic on how Adventurers cut wood.I'd hate to ask how they start fires.
Post by: Dunamisdeos on May 11, 2016, 01:51:03 pm
oh hey new update here a comic on how Adventurers cut wood.I'd hate to ask how they start fires.
Spoiler: They do it through (click to show/hide)
Post by: Max™ on May 11, 2016, 01:55:45 pm
Post by: Bumber on May 12, 2016, 01:07:43 am
The implication was that they would grab fire out of a portal to HFS, given it's done from the same menu.oh hey new update here a comic on how Adventurers cut wood.I'd hate to ask how they start fires.Spoiler: They do it through (click to show/hide)
I'm pretty sure the 'g' actually stands for "ground" or "get", and not "grab".
Edit: It's listed as "ground" in the bindings.
Post by: Yoink on May 12, 2016, 07:48:11 am
Post by: Eric Blank on May 12, 2016, 01:30:51 pm
Post by: Yoink on May 21, 2016, 11:15:50 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 22, 2016, 12:51:48 am
Post by: Rumrusher on May 22, 2016, 01:13:18 am
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder1/DF-43-02-BED-DEMONS.png)
so the story to this is I had made the hyper bunker which suppose to keep bogeymen out and save you from ambush encounters and stuck a bed there because why not.
ended up waking up to a demon in the bed and having to jump out of the fortified bunker losing a nose and wounded leg.
this was in the dark ages mod.
and on subject of grumpy adventurers can get moods and fall into depression if you retire them With out sleeping at all or failed to keep them happy at all.
don't want adventure mode to turn into the sims aka player character babysitter now.
Post by: DG on May 22, 2016, 03:08:43 am
Post by: TD1 on May 22, 2016, 07:56:08 am
Post by: TheFlame52 on May 22, 2016, 01:36:25 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on May 22, 2016, 04:58:36 pm
Now you're making me want to go make an adventurer specifically to enslave a cute demon master. She has to be cute though, no noseless green humanoid capybaras.I posted the true story in the other thread but the demon who jump into the bed was an banshee of ash, a Giant Mite.
said adventurer was a necromancer who just later on piss off enough gods to have 9 different ways to reanimate and or revive people a range interaction and finally the ability to turn anyone into a weredragon.
and dunked himself through a custom made basketball hoop so overall had a decent run.
edit: okay so in 03 here's a picture of my current Goblin character who found a lungfish in her Own pool she built.
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Post by: SlothPajamas on May 30, 2016, 08:46:18 pm
Post by: PauliusTheGnoll on May 31, 2016, 12:14:31 pm
Urvad Acientman - mad king of bone crowns
(http://pre03.deviantart.net/c03a/th/pre/i/2016/152/8/6/mad_king_of_bone_crowns__by_vwpologt-da4knt2.jpg)
Mad man obsessed with strangling goblins and carving bone crowns, then using then to kill people.
He was so obsessed with bone carving, he became necromancer so he could do it for ever.
Post by: TD1 on June 01, 2016, 11:06:19 am
Did he at least write any books on the matter?
Post by: Rumrusher on June 01, 2016, 03:28:04 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder1/fira-beachtoes-art.png)
probably from learning dwarves can go randy from lewd poetry.
Post by: PauliusTheGnoll on June 02, 2016, 08:05:19 am
Funny. Usually the bonecarving comes as a result of the necromancy, not the necromancy as a result of bonecarving.
Did he at least write any books on the matter?
Not yet, but I retired him and I am still playing in that world, might check legend after some time and find out. (And if he haven't written a book, I will "reclaim" him and do that myself)
Post by: Rumrusher on June 04, 2016, 12:20:59 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder1/rope-drinkchanted-and-her-cat-companion-Cinnabum.png)
Post by: ......... on June 13, 2016, 07:04:54 pm
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VcnVR_WpsJg/V19J3xqhIVI/AAAAAAAAHlQ/fDP5a4nGLS4jzq7v7qHMtK--IXTd5m_1gCLcB/s1600/three-vampires-or-necromancers-together.png)
Post by: UristMcArrowDorf on June 13, 2016, 07:06:15 pm
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Post by: Eric Blank on June 13, 2016, 07:40:25 pm
My dorf adventurer was sent out to hunt down a gang of goblins. They cornered him in a village, and he set fire to a bush for...some reason. He killed two with his spear, and while it was embedded in another, a goblin lasher attacked him, so he chomped down on the little bastard's arm, and then grabbed him by the nose and threw him. Came out of the fight with no injuries.
(http://i.imgur.com/7vanbtG.jpg)
That's pretty good, honestly. Difficult to see it on the forums without opening the URL in a new tag, but there's a spoiler tag and also you can adjust the size of your image by adding width=x inside the [img 'o'] tag where that 'o' is
Post by: UristMcArrowDorf on June 13, 2016, 08:50:26 pm
Post by: StrawBarrel on June 14, 2016, 09:24:30 pm
Badass.(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VcnVR_WpsJg/V19J3xqhIVI/AAAAAAAAHlQ/fDP5a4nGLS4jzq7v7qHMtK--IXTd5m_1gCLcB/s1600/three-vampires-or-necromancers-together.png)
Post by: Amperzand on June 14, 2016, 10:14:11 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 15, 2016, 03:02:32 pm
Post by: Max™ on June 15, 2016, 11:11:51 pm
Not sure if they want the site shared or not, since they don't link it directly or anything in a sig, but take care of yourself man!
Post by: Scoops Novel on June 18, 2016, 05:06:50 am
Post by: blakker on June 20, 2016, 01:21:03 pm
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Well, after that long and dangerous trip, might as well reap the spoils.
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Post by: Max™ on June 20, 2016, 01:25:41 pm
Post by: nogoodnames on July 01, 2016, 03:08:03 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Q4CQNL8.png?1)
Given the location and their unusual leader, I'd like to think this was a secretive group of cultists. Sadly, Buzong rejected my offer to join him and attacked on sight. He ended up with a knife through his neck for his trouble, and I left after taking two of the cave's native gorlacks as apprentice storytellers.
Post by: DG on July 02, 2016, 04:44:24 am
Post by: Rumrusher on July 04, 2016, 04:56:10 am
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder1/screencapof-the-kobold-n-wagon.png)
so tested what happens if I gave vanilla kobold spearwoman the ability to speak through interaction and ended up getting comments I haven't heard before. seems like she starting up jokes.
Post by: Cthulhu_Pakabol on July 04, 2016, 04:16:53 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder1/wagon-n-kobolds.png)
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder1/screencapof-the-kobold-n-wagon.png)
so tested what happens if I gave vanilla kobold spearwoman the ability to speak through interaction and ended up getting comments I haven't heard before. seems like she starting up jokes.
That's fascinating, actually.
Post by: ......... on July 07, 2016, 12:26:06 am
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Post by: Tiruin on July 07, 2016, 09:57:29 pm
ninedots! :D Nice to see you and your smileys again!::) :-[ :-\ :( :-\ :-[ ::)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
...This is part of what actually happens when acting out skills?
I really have to get back into DF ._.
Post by: Amperzand on July 07, 2016, 10:08:24 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on July 09, 2016, 10:53:56 pm
My bet is he had too much to drink
Post by: Untrustedlife on July 16, 2016, 04:44:53 am
snip
That looks amazing NineDots
Post by: Shook on July 19, 2016, 02:27:02 pm
Been a while since i posted here, thankfully that doesn't seem to have had any negative impact on the awesomeness of this thread. :v
SO ANYWAYS, quoth the dev log:
"Our first official holy relic: the hemp trousers of the "First Orange" of a god of light."
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clearly there is only one suitable divine power for hemp pants
Post by: ZM5 on July 19, 2016, 03:16:35 pm
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Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 19, 2016, 03:44:39 pm
This holy edifice shall forever memorialize the great relic given to our people from the heavens.
Spoiler: We shall name it... (click to show/hide)
Post by: Shook on July 19, 2016, 06:01:42 pm
I missed your awesome stick men Shook.aww shoot heck <3Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: mikeydmc on August 03, 2016, 07:47:57 pm
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Post by: Max™ on August 03, 2016, 08:14:32 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 03, 2016, 08:27:14 pm
[img width=750] gives a smaller preview that you can click for full-size.
Honestly I use 300. But you should definitely utilize that to avoid big fat pictures :)
Post by: mikeydmc on August 03, 2016, 08:30:38 pm
Post by: Max™ on August 04, 2016, 12:57:27 am
Yar, inside spoilers I like to put 750, outside I like 450.[img width=750] gives a smaller preview that you can click for full-size.
Honestly I use 300. But you should definitely utilize that to avoid big fat pictures :)
Post by: Silverthrone on August 20, 2016, 10:57:48 am
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It is a fine art.
Post by: ShinQuickMan on August 20, 2016, 08:10:46 pm
Post by: Max™ on August 20, 2016, 08:41:01 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on August 21, 2016, 02:27:40 am
In a modded game, starting as a Lion Man Police Officer of the Nations of Liberation,
I punched the President in the face. Despite breaking his neck, this counted as a "brawl," and so I ceased hostilities and began a cordial discussion with him as he began suffocating. I asked him to join my in an insurrection against the mayor of the capitol, and he agreed. I then turned to the mayor, who was in the same room, and she greeted me with. "Ah, hello Castille. Been in any good scraps recently?"
Then I retired
On visiting the site with a different adventurer, some weeks later, the President suffocated as I walked into the room. Since, y'know, his neck was broken.
Post by: taro8 on August 27, 2016, 08:36:00 am
I made it after reading the Kisat Dur thread, I might have been reading up on Hokuto no Ken at the time as well....
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Kisat Dur Irol Vîr (Empty Fist of the North Star)
Engraved on this wall is a poorly designed image of a dwarf Urist McKenshiro and an elf. Urist McKenshiro is performing Kisat Dur Ostlurit on the elf. The elf is hurting. It relates to paralyzation of the elf Fag Fancypants the Tree Hugger.
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Post by: Silverthrone on August 29, 2016, 09:44:07 am
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*The Penguin gives in to the pain*
Post by: Max™ on August 29, 2016, 02:23:11 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 29, 2016, 02:51:03 pm
With long practice, d0rfen wrestling makes your entire body your weapon.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
*The Penguin gives in to the pain*
Pictured:
Spoiler: The DF Wrestling Move Selection Process (click to show/hide)
Post by: taro8 on August 30, 2016, 03:28:00 pm
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The Elf falls over.
The Elf gives in to the pain.
The Elf vomits.
Urist McKenshiro: It was inevitable.
High Resolution version: http://i.imgur.com/nFqPKMY.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/nFqPKMY.jpg)
PS: Hands are hard to do...
EDIT: I did some experiments with shading. I wanted to replicate the scratchy shading of the Tetsuo's Hara's rad style. I think I managed to get something decent.
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Post by: ......... on September 09, 2016, 02:55:52 pm
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Post by: Max™ on September 09, 2016, 06:17:41 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on September 10, 2016, 06:01:07 am
building these bunkers tend to lead to all sorts of folks getting caught in them.
and tends to be the best time to communicate with your would be attacker or pelt them with range attacks.
Post by: Max™ on September 10, 2016, 06:55:46 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on October 12, 2016, 07:25:40 am
well this happen. lesson learn you can't tell the skeleton age until you revive them so don't expect every tomb to have coffins full of dead warriors.
Post by: Henry47 on October 12, 2016, 07:36:17 am
Post by: TheFlame52 on October 12, 2016, 09:38:26 am
Post by: Rumrusher on October 12, 2016, 01:47:42 pm
also if I didn't revive those kids they could had all turn into mummies.
Post by: Eric Blank on October 12, 2016, 03:19:11 pm
Post by: ......... on November 01, 2016, 12:45:28 pm
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9W_t2RfJx7s/WBjSWJ_NFjI/AAAAAAAAH9g/qNKl8HmFXtsOWvJODSqNcwPvFF8BPA0RACLcB/s1600/%25C2%25A2%25C2%25A2%25C2%25A2c%25CC%25A7c%25CC%25A7c%25CC%25A7agroculturalistc%25CC%25A7c%25CC%25A7c%25CC%25A7%25C2%25A2%25C2%25A2%25C2%25A2.png)]::)[(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-lUmFguRnR3o/WBjRf3iuQAI/AAAAAAAAH9c/qkN4KL86m6EXjC5m73ZQBzFgVyCVtaIRwCLcB/s1600/%25E2%2588%2586%25CB%2599%25CB%2599%25E2%2588%2586%25E2%2588%2586%25CB%2599%25CB%2599%25E2%2588%2586.gif)
Post by: Amperzand on November 01, 2016, 01:15:56 pm
Post by: Comito on November 01, 2016, 01:27:52 pm
Post by: AltairSonOfDarkness on November 18, 2016, 05:05:13 pm
Here it is, the magnificent beast.
(https://s21.postimg.org/cwdxei0tj/Vomit_Werewolf.png)
I'm getting used to using my tablet, and to the computer graphics as a whole, so the drawing is of rather poor quality. It was inevitable.
Post by: TD1 on November 18, 2016, 05:08:02 pm
Post by: Max™ on November 18, 2016, 11:39:01 pm
Post by: DragonDePlatino on November 19, 2016, 12:11:52 am
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[(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-lUmFguRnR3o/WBjRf3iuQAI/AAAAAAAAH9c/qkN4KL86m6EXjC5m73ZQBzFgVyCVtaIRwCLcB/s1600/%25E2%2588%2586%25CB%2599%25CB%2599%25E2%2588%2586%25E2%2588%2586%25CB%2599%25CB%2599%25E2%2588%2586.gif)Oh my gosh. I just discovered your art and I'm incredibly intrigued. The way you blend smooth and pixel-perfect tools is unlike anything I've ever seen. The closest I could come is Gingiva by myformerselves. I can't help but feel so disturbed yet engrossed when I look at your stuff.
Post by: AltairSonOfDarkness on November 19, 2016, 05:03:55 am
(https://s15.postimg.org/ymy3nygaj/Raven_Vampirification.png)
You can't type Paint without pain.
Post by: Max™ on November 19, 2016, 08:57:57 pm
YOU JUST DISCOVERED NINEDOTS? WHATSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh my gosh. I just discovered your art and I'm incredibly intrigued. The way you blend smooth and pixel-perfect tools is unlike anything I've ever seen. The closest I could come is Gingiva by myformerselves. I can't help but feel so disturbed yet engrossed when I look at your stuff.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on November 19, 2016, 11:47:13 pm
Paranoia and conspiracy theories aside, that's some nice work from both Ninedots and Altair.
Post by: Ultimuh on November 21, 2016, 03:37:04 am
This is my character being cursed by gods. I'm always imagining it as a painful process.
(https://s15.postimg.org/ymy3nygaj/Raven_Vampirification.png)
You can't type Paint without pain.
Reminds me of something from the Metroid series. Or Dark Souls even.
Post by: AltairSonOfDarkness on November 21, 2016, 05:40:22 am
This is my character being cursed by gods. I'm always imagining it as a painful process.
(https://s15.postimg.org/ymy3nygaj/Raven_Vampirification.png)
You can't type Paint without pain.
Reminds me of something from the Metroid series. Or Dark Souls even.
Thank you much. I adore Dark Souls, it's excellent. Overally my aim with these arts is something with the feel of really early League of Legends, Rayman 2 & 3, some old RL tilesets and some metal album covers. It's hard for me to name what do they have in common, but i just love living the feel.
Post by: AltairSonOfDarkness on November 21, 2016, 05:44:24 am
Post by: Bumber on November 22, 2016, 11:06:26 pm
Reminds me of something from the Metroid series. Or Dark Souls even.ENGAGE RIDLEY MOTHER FUCKER
Post by: Z49000 on November 23, 2016, 01:21:00 am
This is my character being cursed by gods. I'm always imagining it as a painful process.
(https://s15.postimg.org/ymy3nygaj/Raven_Vampirification.png)
You can't type Paint without pain.
Reminds me of something from the Metroid series. Or Dark Souls even.
Thank you much. I adore Dark Souls, it's excellent. Overally my aim with these arts is something with the feel of really early League of Legends, Rayman 2 & 3, some old RL tilesets and some metal album covers. It's hard for me to name what do they have in common, but i just love living the feel.
May I ask, what is the character turning into? Kind of reminds me of something from Diablo or maybe even Torchlight. Anyways, it's awesome. I have to start visiting this thread more often.
Post by: AltairSonOfDarkness on November 23, 2016, 06:02:09 am
This is my character being cursed by gods. I'm always imagining it as a painful process.
(https://s15.postimg.org/ymy3nygaj/Raven_Vampirification.png)
You can't type Paint without pain.
Reminds me of something from the Metroid series. Or Dark Souls even.
Thank you much. I adore Dark Souls, it's excellent. Overally my aim with these arts is something with the feel of really early League of Legends, Rayman 2 & 3, some old RL tilesets and some metal album covers. It's hard for me to name what do they have in common, but i just love living the feel.
May I ask, what is the character turning into? Kind of reminds me of something from Diablo or maybe even Torchlight. Anyways, it's awesome. I have to start visiting this thread more often.
He's turning into a vampire. That's how i imagine raven man vampirification, the beak going hollow and wings getting batty.
Post by: Z49000 on November 23, 2016, 12:53:44 pm
This is my character being cursed by gods. I'm always imagining it as a painful process.
(https://s15.postimg.org/ymy3nygaj/Raven_Vampirification.png)
You can't type Paint without pain.
Reminds me of something from the Metroid series. Or Dark Souls even.
Thank you much. I adore Dark Souls, it's excellent. Overally my aim with these arts is something with the feel of really early League of Legends, Rayman 2 & 3, some old RL tilesets and some metal album covers. It's hard for me to name what do they have in common, but i just love living the feel.
May I ask, what is the character turning into? Kind of reminds me of something from Diablo or maybe even Torchlight. Anyways, it's awesome. I have to start visiting this thread more often.
He's turning into a vampire. That's how i imagine raven man vampirification, the beak going hollow and wings getting batty.
Neat!
Post by: DG on November 27, 2016, 09:20:06 am
Post by: Caponimoq on December 09, 2016, 08:15:25 pm
Yours is the drill that will pierce the HFS!Kamina!!!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Wow I'm pretty bad at this...
Post by: Rumrusher on December 10, 2016, 11:13:59 am
and her aging items because fort mode + advmode hyper time camps = stupid fast decay on any wooden item. also it was raining at the moment of this sketch
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Post by: Enemy post on December 10, 2016, 11:34:13 am
so current playthrough is one of a goblin and her wolf.How did you get a wolf?
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Post by: Rumrusher on December 10, 2016, 12:23:43 pm
uhh dfhack invoke bond script and getting an encounter with a giant wolf recruit mid buildingso current playthrough is one of a goblin and her wolf.How did you get a wolf?
and her aging items because fort mode + advmode hyper time camps = stupid fast decay on any wooden item. also it was raining at the moment of this sketchSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Enemy post on December 10, 2016, 01:40:53 pm
Post by: SectEVOn on January 17, 2017, 02:35:19 pm
Post by: SectEVOn on February 16, 2017, 10:11:24 pm
(Click to see full image in all its pencil mark glory)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C41eixZW8AIUj3f.jpg:large)
Post by: Dunamisdeos on February 17, 2017, 01:53:05 pm
I once had a rush of 30-40 zombies come out of an empty office cubicle that contained only a desk and a coffeepot.
Post by: Eric Blank on February 17, 2017, 10:20:58 pm
Post by: Max™ on February 17, 2017, 11:16:16 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on February 18, 2017, 12:04:31 pm
They were just upset you interrupted their really awesome cubicle orgy.
The prevailing theory is that they were crammed into the coffeepot.
Now coffeepotting is a term in our social circle for "unexplainable spawn phenomena".
Post by: SectEVOn on February 19, 2017, 01:10:20 am
[img width=500][/img] gives a clickable preview image you can enlarge.Thanks for telling me, I was wondering how to do that
Post by: Max™ on February 19, 2017, 03:44:59 am
Post by: Rumrusher on February 25, 2017, 09:29:58 pm
what I'm currently doing in adventure mode.
eurobeat blazing and trying to take this Dead Urist corner on this bridge.
thank toady for adding minecarts that you can ride in.
Post by: Max™ on February 26, 2017, 03:46:02 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on February 26, 2017, 04:21:53 pm
Post by: Cathar on March 29, 2017, 01:00:17 pm
If I'm not thrown at the door, I'll do more !
Our fearless hero
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Her first big kill
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I performed The Murking Larks, such gaity
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I was so happy to have a token dwarf with me
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Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 29, 2017, 01:59:11 pm
I'm 100% not sure it belongs here, but I've been drawing some stuff about my DF adventurer, Luki Hollowfancies the Misty Autonomy, captain of the second Brokenbronze's reserve regiment and night creatures hunter. I mostly draw that because I want a visual of my little character and her adventures so...
If I'm not thrown at the door, I'll do more !
(http://memecrunch.com/meme/2RVJ9/nah-have-a-seat/image.png)
Very nice!!! I like your art sir.
Post by: TheFlame52 on March 29, 2017, 03:01:12 pm
I'm 100% not sure it belongs here, but I've been drawing some stuff about my DF adventurer, Luki Hollowfancies the Misty Autonomy, captain of the second Brokenbronze's reserve regiment and night creatures hunter. I mostly draw that because I want a visual of my little character and her adventures so...nice art mate, please continue
If I'm not thrown at the door, I'll do more !
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on March 29, 2017, 03:03:54 pm
Post by: ZM5 on March 29, 2017, 06:58:08 pm
I'm 100% not sure it belongs here, but I've been drawing some stuff about my DF adventurer, Luki Hollowfancies the Misty Autonomy, captain of the second Brokenbronze's reserve regiment and night creatures hunter. I mostly draw that because I want a visual of my little character and her adventures so...These are awesome, definitely do more!
If I'm not thrown at the door, I'll do more !
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 29, 2017, 07:03:33 pm
Post by: Cathar on March 29, 2017, 09:14:15 pm
If I inspired someone to do the same, it's all the better too !
Post by: Rumrusher on March 31, 2017, 12:23:29 am
so rolled up a spiderbard and started performing for a group, sadly it was in a middle of a Bogeyman vs Modded bogeyman brawl.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder3/bogey-ballad.gif)
Post by: Cathar on March 31, 2017, 09:40:46 am
so rolled up a spiderbard and started performing for a group, sadly it was in a middle of a Bogeyman vs Modded bogeyman brawl.
I totally love that performance skill. Neither my character nor her friends can sing at all, but they all enjoy it. I totally imagine them being totally drunk on river spirit around the campfire, very immersive
Oh also ! if you shoot web at someone then play a song you'd have a litteral captive audience !
I doodled some stuff too :U
Luki meets Tis Tangledtrampled, war leader of her country
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The second Brokenbronze reserve squad end the day of the giantess Thab Flymatch
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Post by: Tiruin on March 31, 2017, 09:47:09 am
I doodled some stuff too :U[...]"Doodled" @_@
I really love the latest art--and a ton of pages back since I've last read! :D Time to get back into being updated about DF and this "Performing" skill.
Post by: Sarrak on March 31, 2017, 03:31:53 pm
Post by: Enemy post on March 31, 2017, 04:17:00 pm
Post by: ZM5 on March 31, 2017, 05:20:16 pm
I doodled some stuff too :UMan, you sure set high standards for just "doodles".
Great work.
Post by: Max™ on March 31, 2017, 05:25:01 pm
*grumbles about his lack of a knack for art besides accidentally becoming a poetry hack*
Post by: ZM5 on March 31, 2017, 05:33:53 pm
Razzer frazzer... talented ass doodlebastards...Eh, don't worry, I'm mostly the same way.
*grumbles about his lack of a knack for art besides accidentally becoming a poetry hack*
Probably worse since I can barely even draw stick men. :'(
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 31, 2017, 06:34:28 pm
Also I vote to get some of Max's poetry up in here. In fact I will try and post it art something from your poet-story.
Post by: Max™ on April 01, 2017, 04:56:42 am
Post by: Dunamisdeos on April 01, 2017, 10:24:36 am
Also I vote to get some of Max's poetry up in here. In fact I will try and post it art something from your poet-story.
I compose posts with same brainchunks I use to write poems, except when I post I've got a specific goal, with poetry I don't.
Well ok, I'll try.
::EDIT::
Spoiler: Done (click to show/hide)
Post by: Max™ on April 01, 2017, 06:33:51 pm
Also why I hate having to edit a post, the last edit line showing up breaks the impression I was going for.
Post by: Bumber on April 02, 2017, 04:54:22 pm
::EDIT::I'd vote him mayor.Spoiler: Done (click to show/hide)
Post by: Max™ on April 02, 2017, 10:16:09 pm
Post by: Cathar on April 05, 2017, 10:13:26 am
Look what I found in the moot ! It's my lucky day !
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He's now my travelling companion
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Post by: Reudh on April 05, 2017, 10:23:53 am
Post by: Cathar on April 05, 2017, 10:57:24 am
That's amazing, Cathar! Your style is impressive.
Thanks a lot ! I've been working on it a long time :)
Post by: Sarrak on April 05, 2017, 11:18:24 am
Post by: TD1 on April 05, 2017, 11:36:12 am
My cover is blown....
Post by: Max™ on April 05, 2017, 03:12:42 pm
Later I found out that he was wearing the armor pants I gave him on his head.
Gorlak mascot is best mascot.
Post by: Cathar on April 05, 2017, 03:24:18 pm
The first time I met a gorlak poet I had him come adventure with me and gave him a knife which he promptly strapped to his head.IKR !
Later I found out that he was wearing the armor pants I gave him on his head.
Gorlak mascot is best mascot.
Mine is an endless supply of hillarity. We met a dude naked in the forest, hostile. My gorlak jumped on him and bite his ear off mc tyson style
Last fight he tried to charge at a goblin but his foe was too big for him so he rolled helplessly on the ground.
He got into an argument with an elf surgeon, then another one, and was so pissed he strapped his shield and hammer on his head and fistfighted him, and was stomped to the ground.
Gorlaks are glory incarnate
Post by: SQman on April 06, 2017, 05:13:15 am
Spoiler: Urist's Grand Adventure part 1: (click to show/hide)
Post by: Cathar on April 08, 2017, 08:55:20 pm
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Post by: SeriousConcentrate on April 08, 2017, 09:19:48 pm
Post by: Cathar on April 08, 2017, 09:28:10 pm
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on April 08, 2017, 09:34:36 pm
Post by: StrawBarrel on April 09, 2017, 03:03:00 pm
-snip-I like this "tattered" art. I'm looking forward to the next part of Urist's and Tekkud's adventure.
Post by: Dunamisdeos on April 10, 2017, 12:23:38 pm
Looks like you really...
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...pounded out a solution.
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!!!
Post by: Max™ on April 10, 2017, 12:32:38 pm
Post by: Cathar on April 11, 2017, 09:38:28 am
-You make no difference between you and barley?
-No it's all the same !!"
Spoiler: Alrighty then (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/h6x0Ct7.jpg)
Post by: IndigoFenix on April 11, 2017, 11:45:30 am
"Monster ! You are eating bread made from crushed barley ! Don't you know that barley is a plant, and plants are living creatures just like you and me?
-You make no difference between you and barley?
-No it's all the same !!"Spoiler: Alrighty then (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/h6x0Ct7.jpg)
This gives new meaning to "elf bread"...
Post by: Bumber on April 12, 2017, 02:20:56 am
Post by: Cathar on April 12, 2017, 06:18:48 am
You're an elf (or goblin) if you eat it.
Who are you calling a barley?! Im not a plant sir.
Besides we cant eat it only because of a bug that makes elves into sentient creatures, I hope it will be corrected in next update :D
Post by: Madman198237 on April 12, 2017, 02:13:12 pm
So here's my requisite non-artistic PTW. Sorry for the disappointment (You do not want to see any of my "art". It is thoroughly unartistic and uninspired and also unappealing. Somewhat unsatisfactory as well.).
Post by: Eric Blank on April 12, 2017, 04:09:30 pm
Post by: Madman198237 on April 12, 2017, 04:35:37 pm
Post by: Cathar on April 12, 2017, 09:03:22 pm
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Also ! If you draw stickmen, post stickmen (or stickdorfs). Not only that's how you improve but everyone enjoy it a great deal :D
Post by: Max™ on April 12, 2017, 09:19:57 pm
I can do exact copies of art at this point, I can do anatomical diagrams, when I try to apply this to produce new images... it ain't the same. Perhaps it is because I'm more excited at the thought of being able to make art than I am the act of making it, who knows, but don't discount talent.
Having a drive to commit to practicing and learning how to convert things inside your head into images you can share with others is a talent all by itself, besides the actual technical aspect. I've accumulated lots of odd skills, my main talent or class would be "jack of all trades" but my artistic skill is focused entirely in drumming apparently, which overlaps to dancing.
Post by: Cathar on April 12, 2017, 09:25:12 pm
Craft pictures :U
Even if they are crappy theyll be funnier than my stuff
Post by: nuget102 on April 12, 2017, 09:30:34 pm
Thanks for posting your art, it's kind of inspired me.
Also reminder to everyone that doesn't want to upload because it 'isn't good enough' or 'I don't want to post just figures' I remind you to click back to be first page, first post. This thread literally started from stick figure drawings.
Post by: Max™ on April 12, 2017, 09:32:45 pm
Post by: Cathar on April 12, 2017, 09:35:25 pm
Seriously no one will judge you and you might discover something you love doing. Don't aim at being pro, aim at having fun
Post by: Max™ on April 12, 2017, 09:54:28 pm
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on April 12, 2017, 10:27:00 pm
I'm not saying to stop offering inspiring tips and such, but downplaying art like yours as "just a doodle" is like 'well fuck' from this side of the talent road. Classes can help, practice definitely helps, but the dedication to go through all of that is a talent too.
QFT.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 13, 2017, 11:46:02 am
But ah I didn't stop at the stickdwarfissm but anyway I believe in you all!
Spoiler: Instructions unclear stick dwarf turned into bad art. (click to show/hide)
Also Cathar your art. . . Wow.
Post by: Shook on April 13, 2017, 06:49:07 pm
I'm not saying to stop offering inspiring tips and such, but downplaying art like yours as "just a doodle" is like 'well fuck' from this side of the talent road. [...]dat feel
I totally get it, but i can also see the other side of the coin. Rest assured that people generally don't intentionally downplay their art to demoralize others, they just genuinely might not think that their work is anything special. Not that this stops the rest of us from being awestruck, of course. :P
also casual reminder that this is where i started with dorf comics (http://puu.sh/vjrdj.png) and that was over three years after i started spriting for my Cortex Command mods (with very limited success), "slow progress" is my middle name
also hi guise i don't know if you remember this thing (http://imgur.com/hde3O) but i remade it fairly recently
Spoiler: ... again (click to show/hide)
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on April 13, 2017, 07:20:02 pm
Post by: Cathar on April 13, 2017, 07:20:54 pm
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That third pannel is absolutely priceless :D
Also you know, when I joined the forum last week I was like "okay social interractions, how do I do it. Okay maybe I should take some steps not to appear like a flaming cunt, that sure will work"
Im that bad with people sorry I live in a cave without human contact
Tho it's true that most artists will genuinly downplay what they do, because no matter how high you climb the totem pole, you usually end up gravitating around groups of other artists some of whom will always be way more advanced. So when I see my art, I'm like "okay not that bad, maybe people will like it", but each and everytime I stumble upon my friends work and want to commit sudoku
I really think the key is aiming at fun, because there is no end to the totem pole to begin with
Post by: Max™ on April 13, 2017, 08:18:43 pm
I'd also post the gif I did of Shookery but can't find it in my massive imgur pile atm.
Post by: Cathar on April 15, 2017, 02:17:38 pm
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Post by: SeriousConcentrate on April 15, 2017, 06:57:45 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on April 15, 2017, 07:04:08 pm
Quality is not a limiting factor in these parts
Post by: Cathar on April 15, 2017, 09:44:26 pm
Luki is still adorable. And the sword the brown-haired dude behind her is holding looks pretty cool, too.
She's as adorbs as one can be after having offed 240 living creatures, and that cimetar is the most expensive weapon of the crew. Gems everywhere, picture on the blade, hanging rings and finely crafted. The world is still very young and humans still havent discovered steel so...for now it's avery very good blade.
Aw I want those two to make babies. I hope they can after I retire Luki. I:
Also yes post note art pls
Post by: Eric Blank on April 15, 2017, 11:23:04 pm
Post by: Cathar on April 18, 2017, 10:50:12 pm
Adventurers are unfortunately asexual, and will never form relationships. Unles you fix it with dfhack.Ah no, we can't have that. Luki's 29, thats way over the age to start finding boys interesting. So. I...ehm..."fertilized" her ? God that sounds dirty. Is there anything beyond asexuality that would prevent her to go home and be a family woman?
Also... before I retire her, I decided to take her on a quick tour to say hi to the NPCs that, while not having been in her team, helped her along the line
The Doomed Dell goblins bandits
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Brokenbronze commander
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Post by: SeriousConcentrate on April 18, 2017, 11:31:29 pm
he's still carrying the little bone figurine of himself Luki crafted for him
That's pretty cool.
Post by: Sarrak on April 19, 2017, 12:18:11 am
Post by: Eric Blank on April 19, 2017, 02:11:41 am
And yeah, i think there is a script for dfhack that causes pregnancy without a father. Can just blame the gods for that.
As far as im aware, adventurers either stay where you retire them, or wander back to the first site you claimed lordship over if any. Children, i have no idea. They dont necessarily stay with the parents, even before adulthood.
Post by: ZM5 on April 19, 2017, 04:43:23 am
he's still carrying the little bone figurine of himself Luki crafted for himThat's adorable.
I really love your drawings, awesome work!
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on April 19, 2017, 04:56:51 am
Those are really awesome.
And yeah, i think there is a script for dfhack that causes pregnancy without a father. Can just blame the gods for that.
As far as im aware, adventurers either stay where you retire them, or wander back to the first site you claimed lordship over if any. Children, i have no idea. They dont necessarily stay with the parents, even before adulthood.
I think Rumrusher knows pretty much everything about DFHack, he probably knows how to do what Cathar wants.
Post by: Max™ on April 19, 2017, 06:00:08 pm
Post by: Cathar on April 20, 2017, 01:16:08 pm
I really hope that ehm...gay therapy worked, because I kinda want to go back to fortress mode for a bit. Have some projects in my head, and I believe having a big ass castle will be more effective to preserve the country than just threatening elves or slaying random beasts.
Talking about beasts
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Edit
To serve as an epilogue to what was to me an epic tale of heroism and friendship; here's Luki having a chat with the queen and her first lady.
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That game was a total blast
Post by: Rumrusher on April 27, 2017, 05:09:19 am
doodle fanart of your group, cathar,
meanwhile I have to deal with the world save I have set up for Arena battles has a interaction that just crashes some times I guess due to them dying and reviving Too many times or resurrecting a non historical corpse.
Post by: Cathar on April 27, 2017, 05:04:47 pm
Whoaaaah I love that so much. At this point I already saved it and shown all of my friends :D Thank you !
Post by: ZM5 on April 28, 2017, 08:17:11 am
To be perfectly honest I never thought "heartwarming" would be something possibly associated with DF.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 28, 2017, 10:57:09 am
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(Also sangib means Lovelyfolded if Im reading the name thingy right.)
Post by: Reudh on April 28, 2017, 11:13:08 am
(http://orig04.deviantart.net/7049/f/2017/117/2/2/eh_by_number_seventeen-db7c1td.jpg)
Whoaaaah I love that so much. At this point I already saved it and shown all of my friends :D Thank you !
Can I just say, your artwork and enthusiasm is infectious enough it has made me want to start playing Adventurer mode again! Thanks!
Post by: Dunamisdeos on April 29, 2017, 07:15:47 pm
Erith is a (hero) human brought up in a dwarf fortress with a very long ponytail and a penchant for fistfights! She woke up in a room filled with statues of dwarves and forgotten beasts. Time to search for adventure.
Maybe I will make post-it note art of her adventures.
::EDIT::
The entire top floor of this fort, where the trade depot is? It's made of solid Garnierite. These dwarves are wealthy. Also, a violent insurrection began soon after she awoke. It's led by a goblin. Time to get out of here.
Post by: Cathar on April 29, 2017, 07:50:54 pm
Wow
That made my day !
Post by: Dunamisdeos on May 02, 2017, 12:42:57 pm
Do I really inspire people? O:
Wow
That made my day !
Yes :3
Anyway Erith apparently started in a dwarf civ where the entire border is never more than 2 world tiles away from a goblin civ. Warfare is constant, and it is difficult to go outside eastwards due to goblin patrols.
She and her new buddy Ast the Axedwarf (Astdwarf?) were ambushed by 6 goblins. Erith took out an axegoblin and a pikegoblin, the latter of which gave her a minor but scarring leg wound. It's worth noting that Erith started with no weaponskills and is currently unarmed.
Post by: Umakx on May 05, 2017, 02:02:17 pm
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Post by: Umakx on May 27, 2017, 05:49:20 am
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Post by: DG on May 27, 2017, 05:58:49 am
Post by: Madman198237 on May 27, 2017, 08:56:28 am
Post by: Umakx on June 03, 2017, 11:41:24 am
He'll need a straw :P
I'm sure he can just slash it on himself. XD
Not bad. Definite improvement from pencil-and-paper to the computerized version.Thanks, I've been trying to get a few things down for it.
Post by: LostKitten on June 03, 2017, 06:42:24 pm
Post by: Madman198237 on June 03, 2017, 07:37:51 pm
That said, why no pictures, guys?
Post by: Umakx on June 03, 2017, 10:04:43 pm
Post by: AltairSonOfDarkness on June 05, 2017, 05:24:43 am
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The image depicts one of my earliest adventures (before the patch allowing to play as animal people came out), in which while fooling around in a swampy swamp of swampiness i stumbled upon a legendary creature which was made of sentient poisonous mud, shielded it's weak points with a rocky shell it formed itself and was spitting its mud at enemies to collect it back later. At the time, the creature amazed me, and to this day it's one of my favourite Dwarf Fortress moments.
Post by: DG on June 05, 2017, 05:42:12 am
Post by: Umakx on June 05, 2017, 07:19:24 am
Post by: Sarrak on June 05, 2017, 08:34:47 am
Post by: Tawa on September 23, 2017, 03:55:53 pm
Spoiler: Mineral Classification (click to show/hide)
Post by: Madman198237 on September 23, 2017, 04:00:58 pm
Post by: XArgon on September 24, 2017, 01:48:42 am
Post by: Max™ on September 24, 2017, 02:03:01 am
Post by: Rumrusher on September 25, 2017, 04:16:34 pm
currently building floors in a breached DF skybox which kinda has it downside of the game will realize one zone is floating in the air and collapse the entire section and 30 in-game day progress if say you wanted to advfort a wall and ramp somewhere,
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder4/DIY-woes.png)
the adventurer this time is a mosquito woman
kinda was originally planning to build a bridge outward and then make a giant platform for a fort but this seem doable.
hoping one day we could just go beyond the non-allocated space and start building forts in voids.
Post by: ZM5 on September 30, 2017, 01:55:31 pm
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Post by: Dunamisdeos on September 30, 2017, 03:59:22 pm
Try [img height=X][/img]
Post by: ZM5 on September 30, 2017, 04:30:58 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on September 30, 2017, 04:32:15 pm
I like the lil snakey-snakes for the hair.
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on September 30, 2017, 06:15:17 pm
I would participate in this topic with some of my own drawings, if only Imgur wasn't a pain in the arse.
Post by: Yoink on October 11, 2017, 03:34:46 am
Now coffeepotting is a term in our social circle for "unexplainable spawn phenomena".I love this! :)) You should post it over here (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=158913.0).
I'm currently still getting caught up on all the adventure drawings, just needed to say that before I forgot.
Post by: Dunamisdeos on October 11, 2017, 12:50:36 pm
Now coffeepotting is a term in our social circle for "unexplainable spawn phenomena".I love this! :)) You should post it over here (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=158913.0).
I'm currently still getting caught up on all the adventure drawings, just needed to say that before I forgot.
I'm gonna necro the hell out of that thread.
Also, people should stop letting their """poor""" drawing skills stop them from posting fun things. This ain't a contest, and therefore there are no judges :3
Post by: Tawa on November 29, 2017, 05:56:11 pm
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Post by: ZM5 on November 29, 2017, 06:32:36 pm
My GF drew two characters from a world I genned a while back:
(https://i.imgur.com/HNM3Lw0.png)
Bablos - dwarfette, part of an initial reclaim expedition to Hellcrack.
Was clumsy and weak, with poor empathy and little focus - always thought she was the spoiled daughter of some impoverished noble. Always wore a lot of fluffy clothing and a beret.
(https://i.imgur.com/FExWyjK.png)
Soinock - a Darkfiend (part of my Malformed race) adventurer. Was probably as much a "hero" as it would be possible for a race of old god-worshipping, mutated beings - which is to say, a villain for other civilizaitons opposed to their agenda. Dual-wielded a long sword and a kama.
Post by: TD1 on November 29, 2017, 06:40:10 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on November 29, 2017, 09:50:10 pm
slight discovery on my part that you don't need reading to learn how to read in fort mode.
which makes the whole putting a point into reading to read in adventurer mode a safe thing to skip if you just park your adventurer in a fort with a bunch of books. so here a doodle of a kobold reading a one of the books I got them from a fort raid, for a fort set up for an adventurer to wander in and learn the true name of a demon, also necromancy.
Post by: WaffleEggnog on November 30, 2017, 02:03:06 am
Post by: Sarrak on November 30, 2017, 02:17:02 am
Post by: TheFlame52 on November 30, 2017, 06:05:57 pm
Post by: ZM5 on December 05, 2017, 05:57:57 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/mI7ZHna.png)
Post by: Ultimuh on December 05, 2017, 06:12:30 pm
GF drew another sketch of Soinock (her limbs are supposed to be multi-jointed).Does Soinock gotta go fast?
Post by: ZM5 on December 05, 2017, 07:01:21 pm
Post by: Amorphage on December 21, 2017, 07:48:08 am
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Fun fact:
From what I recall, she and her particular line of night trolls were one of the number one cause of death for my adventurers in the world she was from, due to just how darn prolific she and her offspring were. :-\
Post by: TheFlame52 on December 21, 2017, 06:20:10 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on December 23, 2017, 08:10:58 am
But definitely well done!
Post by: ZM5 on December 23, 2017, 08:56:33 am
Post by: KittyTac on December 23, 2017, 09:03:01 am
This makes me wish more people drew night trolls and angels more, instead of FBs and the like. The latter are mostly weird, not really spooky, but some of the angels and night trolls I've seen are downright horrifying when visualized - especially combined with some of the behavior descriptors.
Yeah, night trolls can be creepy for the squeamish.
Post by: ZM5 on December 23, 2017, 09:36:44 am
Especially when they have limbs that jut out asymmetrically, yet they are able to move with the agility and speed of a wildcat. How can they possibly move this fast?
Post by: Cathar on December 23, 2017, 01:12:02 pm
Post by: Max™ on December 30, 2017, 10:13:22 pm
Make it move like a spider and walk on all fours, but upside down, with its back facing the ground for extra uncanniness, and you'll have proper nightmare fuelDon't forget periodic stilting pauses, and twitchy jerking of random bodyparts interrupted by occasional bouts of vibrating them, oh and make it laugh like river otters.
Post by: TheFlame52 on December 30, 2017, 10:39:19 pm
Post by: Max™ on December 31, 2017, 10:02:35 pm
Post by: 5crownik007 on December 31, 2017, 10:13:06 pm
I run a DF D&D campaign. I freaked out my players with a description of a dark horror. They found it at its lair. They opened the door to find it cutting something up with a knife. It turned around like lightning and immediately attacked them, completely silent. Then it was breaking joints, climbing over shields, prying off armor, and it was all the players could do to keep it off them.how tho
Post by: IndigoFenix on December 31, 2017, 11:46:47 pm
This is the laughing I meant btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01iWx4476pY
"You are surrounded by incessant cackling."
I never thought of otters as killers, but they are apparently apex predators. Man, that's scary.
Post by: Urlance Woolsbane on January 01, 2018, 12:08:34 am
(https://i.imgur.com/YGfaYrZ.jpg)This is the laughing I meant btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01iWx4476pY
"You are surrounded by incessant cackling."
I never thought of otters as killers, but they are apparently apex predators. Man, that's scary.
It is terrifying.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Of course, their diminutive cousins are hardly angelic.
If you're the sensitive sort, by no means click the following spoiler.
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Post by: TD1 on January 01, 2018, 03:39:33 am
Post by: Urlance Woolsbane on January 01, 2018, 04:02:18 am
Why did mr. Otter want Susan and Lucy in his den.He was very mixed up, on account of being written as Mr. Beaver.
Mind you, I doubt those shillelagh-tailed overbiters are all that innocent. Natural selection is one heck of a drug...
Post by: TD1 on January 01, 2018, 04:21:57 am
Post by: Max™ on January 01, 2018, 10:56:40 am
She paused and said "ass-moth" and I was like.. 'fuck you, you're an ass-moth' and the giggles set in... I think she was trying to reference the "did you hear the one about the moth men and ass demons" joke but fuck.
Post by: TheFlame52 on January 01, 2018, 05:24:15 pm
Well, Toady One once said that DF didn't have a generic fantasy world, it had a generic fantasy world generator. I took him literally. DF generated the bones, I put flesh on.I run a DF D&D campaign. I freaked out my players with a description of a dark horror. They found it at its lair. They opened the door to find it cutting something up with a knife. It turned around like lightning and immediately attacked them, completely silent. Then it was breaking joints, climbing over shields, prying off armor, and it was all the players could do to keep it off them.how tho
- Necromancy has been expanded into Secrets, which are given by gods and provide magic to their bearers. There's one for each sphere plus a few more I added.
- The beginning of worldgen has been explained away by the Dawn of Memory. Everyone just sort of woke up in their cities with no idea how they got there.
- A lot of the gameisms have been removed. People work as teams a lot more often.
- The world is a cube with four medium worlds for sides. Barriers prevent the sides from interacting (usually). The sun has a square orbit.
Post by: Urlance Woolsbane on January 01, 2018, 10:22:21 pm
That borked my brain almost as much as me telling a df joke to the missus because of her response after this: Did you hear the one about the anaconda men and the giant asses?Truly, you are blessed, for she is an Oracle of the Travesticator Itself! Be sure to make regular sacrifices of muck trollocs and octopulating eyellow spiders, so as to maintain her powers and ward off the dreaded flay-ayes.
She paused and said "ass-moth" and I was like.. 'fuck you, you're an ass-moth' and the giggles set in... I think she was trying to reference the "did you hear the one about the moth men and ass demons" joke but fuck.
Post by: Cathar on March 03, 2018, 05:59:59 pm
So...Someone asked if it would be interesting to just take a stroll with one's character and just enjoy the stroll, so here's some elements of answer ; to me it was. That combined with other factor (urgent need to chill+kinda want to see old characters again) and here we are. So introducing the chilliest adventure ever.
With some music (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcP2kV6tGj4) should you need some
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/d363/f/2018/055/0/9/it_s_dawn_already_by_number_seventeen-dc44pgq.jpg)
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/c3d6/f/2018/056/e/b/it_s_dangerous_to_go_alone_by_number_seventeen-dc4agxs.jpg)
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/73a6/f/2018/056/f/f/mong_kima___cover_3_by_number_seventeen-dc4bj5v.jpg)
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/0d3c/f/2018/057/e/c/asking_for_directions_by_number_seventeen-dc4ebgk.jpg)
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/342c/f/2018/058/f/9/there_s_no_rush_by_number_seventeen-dc4hwk2.jpg)
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/ff08/f/2018/061/0/7/confederate_farmers_by_number_seventeen-dc4pacc.jpg)
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/c15c/f/2018/061/8/1/random_encounter_by_number_seventeen-dc4roim.jpg)
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/8f40/f/2018/062/8/d/i_can_do_it_myself__by_number_seventeen-dc4ux23.jpg)
We're halfway through !
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 03, 2018, 06:16:07 pm
But what happened! You should also fill us in on what events inspired this great series of arts.
Post by: Cathar on March 03, 2018, 06:27:34 pm
Things have changed a lot in the world since she retired, and she hasn't seen her old friends for a long time. So she decided to take a trip to the ruins they are still at. She has to travel half the known world for it, but even on medium size worlds, it's a trip that took a big week. So what I did is, I took a bunch of screenshots, and I'm drawing every little event, landscape, people she met during her small and happy trip to see her friends.
Again, a big ball of comfy chillaxing adventure
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 03, 2018, 06:38:35 pm
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on March 03, 2018, 07:04:22 pm
Post by: Cathar on March 03, 2018, 07:26:22 pm
But I'll always been there ! Awesome community, bay12 is. The best I've ever be in by far. Awesome game, awesome community, I'm here to stay :D
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 03, 2018, 07:31:33 pm
Post by: Cathar on March 03, 2018, 07:49:21 pm
Do it ! Adventure mode is love.
Also if someone would be super mega nice to improve the gui/family affairs and the fix-ster fert DFhack scripts to add lovers and wedding in adventurer mode, they would make me a happy man for real :3
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 03, 2018, 07:59:49 pm
Post by: TD1 on March 03, 2018, 08:10:15 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Cathar on March 06, 2018, 05:45:09 am
Post by: Rumrusher on March 08, 2018, 06:17:08 am
Well here's a doodle of my current adventurer... An* the Art's Being angel who is a humanoid greenglass lady with 3 tails her god is all about beauty, art, and fortresses.
Current personal adventurer goal is to make loads of art pieces and make a museum.
*An is her first name.
Post by: KittyTac on March 08, 2018, 08:53:21 am
Post by: Reudh on March 09, 2018, 01:19:56 am
Wait, how do you play as an angel?
Rumrusher has mystical DF powers.
Post by: Rumrusher on March 09, 2018, 02:15:29 am
dfhack and messing with the animalman race list.Wait, how do you play as an angel?
Rumrusher has mystical DF powers.
Post by: Eric Blank on March 09, 2018, 03:44:27 pm
Wait, how do you play as an angel?
Rumrusher has mystical DF powers.dfhack and messing with the animalman race list.voodoo bullshit
Post by: Cathar on March 10, 2018, 07:53:14 am
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/35e0/f/2018/064/a/a/surprize_quizz_by_number_seventeen-dc527ya.jpg)
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/202b/f/2018/065/a/b/i_hope_i_still_got_it_by_number_seventeen-dc55ohd.jpg)
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/a7bb/f/2018/067/7/5/ruins_of_edetledir_by_number_seventeen-dc5b1ea.jpg)
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/54c2/f/2018/068/b/9/the_modest_castle_by_number_seventeen-dc5gefr.jpg)
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/0b26/f/2018/069/0/3/sky_dwarf_duellist_by_number_seventeen-dc5gwc3.jpg)
Next step, see more old friendly faces
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on March 10, 2018, 08:04:40 am
Post by: Cathar on March 10, 2018, 08:14:14 am
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on March 10, 2018, 08:25:15 am
Post by: Cathar on March 10, 2018, 08:29:28 am
I don't attack random travellers unless they strike the first blow, and even so I try to spare them. But she did interrogated them for a time, and discovered Pinalene had a small forest retreat nearby, which was quite a surprize for me (I didnt imagine them that far into the east)
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 10, 2018, 11:46:23 am
Post by: Cathar on March 10, 2018, 01:21:40 pm
So my built my first fort in the forest, and told myself I'd learn how to stone later, so I built a little fort out of wood. We started okay with Pinalene, I knew they hated cut wood product so we respected everything. I didn't knew howto handleexotic anmals at the time so I let a lot of good deals pass by, but good relations.
Problem, after retiring the fort, tensions started to rise between us and Pinalene because... I built a gigantic castle out of wood I think. Treatment of plant problem. So when I played as Luki for the first time, after a couple missions for a captain of that fort, he asked me to rough up an elven lord. Like "just smack him a bit so they know who decide what is acceptable or not"
And when Luki ended up in front of the dude, I looked for the button to "smack him just a bit". Spitting just made him mad, so I thought, hey maybe I can wrestle him into submission. And like an imbecile I grabbed his throat, which is a lethal move. His guards intervened, my companions intervened. It didn't ended well and we had to run. Big chaos ensued, culminating with the lord being mauled by my hammermaster dwarven companion
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/33c5/f/2017/098/1/4/sir_escumi_sends_his_regards_by_number_seventeen-db54yyy.jpg)
Next thing you know I'm at war. Worst diplomacy ever
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 10, 2018, 01:50:35 pm
You should try and end the war via friendly diplomacy.
I've started a game as a friendly grizzly bear man. He likes making friends and partying, but also there are apparantly some kids that have been kidnapped from his local elvish town so he's going to go be a detective and solve the mystery of the missing kids. Adv mode is fun.
Post by: Cathar on March 10, 2018, 01:55:19 pm
Post by: Cathar on March 10, 2018, 10:02:24 pm
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder5/greenglass-lady.png)
Well here's a doodle of my current adventurer... An* the Art's Being angel who is a humanoid greenglass lady with 3 tails her god is all about beauty, art, and fortresses.
Current personal adventurer goal is to make loads of art pieces and make a museum.
*An is her first name.
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/1e3a/f/2018/069/d/a/eh_by_number_seventeen-dc5ji6a.jpg)
Oh wait I have one !
You drew a picture of my Luki some times ago ! Here ! Payback
Post by: Egan_BW on March 11, 2018, 02:05:21 am
Post by: Rumrusher on March 11, 2018, 05:27:06 am
so since it been 2 days since the new DF update I figured why not rawdump the race, probably makes solving the "can't really talk or learn" part. now with a small bit of raw messing around you too can play as a living greenglass statue with 3 tails.
probably change the natural skills to be more Artsy.
Post by: snow dwarf on March 11, 2018, 09:42:57 am
Post by: ZM5 on March 11, 2018, 10:47:45 am
Post by: Rumrusher on March 15, 2018, 06:53:14 pm
"so we going to paint this happy lil tree over here with this Carving blade."
Post by: Cathar on March 15, 2018, 07:42:11 pm
Have a little song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA) to go with that
Post by: Egan_BW on March 15, 2018, 07:57:57 pm
Post by: Cathar on March 16, 2018, 09:46:53 am
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/ec75/f/2018/071/6/0/ambush_by_number_seventeen-dc5oxk7.jpg)
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/e897/f/2018/073/9/1/old_girls_by_number_seventeen-dc5w6gi.jpg)
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/c612/f/2018/074/d/a/where_are_you_going____by_number_seventeen-dc60by6.jpg)
Three more pictures and I'm definitely done !
Post by: ZM5 on March 16, 2018, 10:41:43 am
Post by: Cathar on March 18, 2018, 09:51:01 pm
Also some music (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaCkn9l3Rg4) to go with the whole serie
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/56c1/f/2018/075/7/f/comrades_once_again_by_number_seventeen-dc63wha.jpg)
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/bf0d/f/2018/077/9/a/the_crossroad_by_number_seventeen-dc6ay9m.jpg)
Post by: ZM5 on March 20, 2018, 08:22:06 am
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on March 20, 2018, 08:31:11 am
Post by: ZM5 on March 20, 2018, 09:22:02 am
The peculiar moments really do stand out a lot though - in one of my forts I once had a visiting jungle troll naturalist discuss death with a skeleton mage scholar (or perhaps it was a plain skeleton, I can't remember). I found it highly appropriate - there definitely must be a lot of insight on death to be gained from a walking, reanimated skeleton.
Post by: Cathar on March 20, 2018, 09:56:13 am
As for my gorlak, he's probably my favourite character of all time. At first he was just a junk mercenary I found in the moot of my first fort. I saw him from afar in stonesense, went curious, and discovered that gorlaks were actually a thing like that. During those two weeks of gameplay, he was promoted to commender of his hometown, and had to leave the place. That specific town being currently under attack, he'll probably die a warriors death soon and I don't knw how I feel about it, but I'm definitely emotionally involved.
Edit :
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/ddcc/f/2018/082/4/0/night_s_quiet_by_number_seventeen-dc6qq7g.jpg)
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/9d52/f/2018/083/d/e/the_end_of_the_trip_by_number_seventeen-dc6ts6r.jpg)
Took me three weeks to illustrate a two week trip. But here, I'm completely done, from start to finish
Post by: Poopicus on April 25, 2018, 12:16:35 pm
Hoping to do something similar with my goblin adventurer but I have nowhere near the artistic skill to accomplish it lol.
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on April 25, 2018, 12:22:18 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on April 27, 2018, 12:18:10 pm
If he cannot be prevented from death, you must build for him a monument. Preferably with a tavern attached.
Post by: Cathar on April 27, 2018, 03:58:42 pm
Besides I'm on a project right now so somobody else have to carry the thread. Go forth, I believe in you
Post by: Amuil on May 02, 2018, 01:21:16 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Riri here, as mentioned in a post I made in the "What's going on in your adventure?" thread, is one of barely more than a couple thousand humans left in a world where elven civilsation rules the entire southern half of the continent. At least one of the elven civilsations has been at war with what remains of humanity for over 100 years.
Her own hometown, Gullyroof, is now a forest retreat. Most other humans I meet are large and meaty, no doubt for elven dietary purposes.
With that in mind, she's begun a journey west in the hope of finding adventures as far from home as possible. I don't have any clue how to do this any more, but at least it's an interesting story and provided ample fodder for a little creativity.
Post by: Cathar on May 02, 2018, 05:48:59 am
Some days ago I created a quick image of my current "test" adventurer, based upon her starting inventory and physical description. I still don't have much clue how to adventure in the recent iterations of the game, but I enjoy looking at the state of the world and the populations in it.
Wow, are you me? I totally love your style and I'd be interested in hearing and seeing more about your character and your world.
DF is the best scenarist I ever met, you'll never run out of content to draw
Post by: ZM5 on May 02, 2018, 08:43:22 am
Post by: KittyTac on May 02, 2018, 09:07:50 am
That's really awesome. I'd really love to explore the world (https://imgur.com/ya8Whx9) I genned for good biome testing more, since its probably one of the better ones I genned in a while - gotta love that the large continent looks like some kind of long-necked quadruped, and those small mountain enclaves with a few civs inside of them - but I'm busy with evil biome stuff. I may actually keep the parameters for genning it and make another version later once I'm done.
Never bothered with serious advanced worldgen. May try that later.
Post by: ZM5 on May 02, 2018, 10:23:34 am
Post by: Max™ on May 06, 2018, 07:48:03 am
(https://i.imgur.com/RPbtmKw.jpg)
Gonna be a soap dish once I oil it, has little arched drains spaced around the undersides to clear the soap goop more freely, but I only thought of that afterwords. Initially just felt like playing with my coping saw because I love the little fucker.
Post by: Dwarfu on June 16, 2018, 11:04:20 am
Oh oh oh, I have a relevant piece!
That's quite wonderful, in form and function!
Post by: Seshien on August 09, 2018, 05:16:56 am
Spoilers
https://imgur.com/a/54uxhny
He is a human male, Lord of his own camp, which he constructed after killing dragon and getting his leg damaged. He couldn't walk and desperate, he made a deal with a god. For healing his leg, he would do three biddings of his god. First was killing unique demon, which lived in dark fortress and bringing his head to temple (that bringing part was hardest). Second was raiding tower, killing everyone in it and securing all dangerous books, so they will never be read, and secrets of live and death will be safe. Third, still not done, will be raiding a vault, and securing it's prize. For now, he is still searching for that vault.
His killcount is very long, mostly because goblins, which hate him with passion. He had killed minotaurs, rok, dragon, eternal things, titans, collosus and demons.
(I was using adventurercraft mod, so his equipment is partly made from beasts' loot). He has a steel axe, steel shield, spear from eternal thing's tooth, dagger from dragon's claw and dragon tooth's javelins. He is heavily armoured. He has dragon scale tunic, steel mail shirt and breastplate, cave spider silk mask and silver mask, steel leggings, greaves and boots, steel gauntlets, roc leather cloak and eternal thing chitin leggings.
After doing the last bidding, I am planning on joining to some fortress and making him a captain of guard, and then maybe attacking hell?
Post by: DG on August 09, 2018, 07:33:39 am
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 10, 2018, 12:25:49 pm
[also nice man, good to see some art up in here again]
Post by: Seshien on August 12, 2018, 05:13:42 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 13, 2018, 12:31:22 pm
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SECOND: I am digging the stained glass style
Post by: SectEVOn on November 15, 2018, 02:49:16 pm
Seen lots of good art scrolling through the posts in the last year
Upcoming is a big dump of art that I made back in 2017 and intended to post but never did of my most overpowered adventurer, Valiev Ahdouso the Vampire Swordmaster Lady!
Not sure if I ever told her backstory, but I pretty much min-maxed her during creation for a combat focus. She started off by getting beat up by a bunch of elves attempting to raid a neighboring hamlet which got her most of her scars, then after killing those, some night creatures, and being ambushed by goblins and having her companions killed and butchered mercilessly before her I decide she should go and attempt to wipe out all of goblin-kind. She leveled up quickly by methodically cutting down near endless swarms of goblins in the pits, then I had her turn vampire to make them easier to sniff out in the dark and chase down. She gained a lot of beak dog bite scars over time and eventually became the ruler of a goblin fortress after killing stacks of beak dogs that numbered in the hundreds, which I explained in my last post. She only ever killed about 3,000 goblins, 1,000 trolls, and somewhere between 8,000 and 15,000 beak dogs (I'll look through old saves for proper numbers later) which only accounted for about 2% of the goblin population but it was pretty damn fun.
I'll post it in multiple posts because it's a lot.
Art quality may vary because most of it is doodles drawn during classes.
Post by: SectEVOn on November 15, 2018, 02:50:46 pm
Here Focusedcuts is slicing and stabbing up some gobbos and beak dogs in what I assume was a goblin pit after she killed all those beak dogs.
(Most of the following art was drawn in a chemistry notebook which is why some chemistry terms are visible)
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/322872232999256064/512703574002892810/image0.jpg)
She eventually got bored of killing goblins with her sword and started coming up with creative ways to kill smaller groups.
This often involved tearing the weapon or limb from an opponent, beating them down with it, and finishing them off with a punch or kick to the head or heart. I scared myself sometimes with the brutality she was capable of, but honestly, the goblins probably deserved it.
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/322872232999256064/512703661369983013/image0.jpg)
Post by: SectEVOn on November 15, 2018, 03:42:52 pm
I heard that if you found your own adventurer with another one they would be decked out in masterwork gear made out of stuff they killed. I made a new character named Seeker, a Spearwoman, to seek out Val to accomplish this. I had her grind her skills through goblin slaying and bandit killing because for all I knew the fortress was still full of bloodthirsty beak dogs and she would need to back up the NPC Ahdouso and prevent herself from being torn to shreds if necessary. I think she racked up a nice few hundred goblin and beak dog kills.
Seeker ran into a few road bumps along her journey
One such bump was after she and the dwarves she hired killed some bandits, children from a nearby hamlet started spitting at them. This led to the dwarves chasing down the kids and killing them as Seeker helplessly watched. She had also lost her starter spear a few days earlier and was using an axe she looted from a bandit.
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/322872232999256064/512715338052272139/image0.jpg)
When Seeker got to the fortress swarms of beak dogs were tearing apart each other and everything else that moved, man or goblin.
Some were actually allied to her once she started defending herself. I think Ahdouso becoming the Lady of the fortress started a loyalty cascade. I have no clue what is happening in the upper portion. I think those were angels made of grime that guarded a demon's tomb or something from a different run.
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/322872232999256064/512704470233382932/image0.jpg)
Seeker (attempts to) fight Val
I wanted to test out how strong the NPC Ahdouso was once Seeker made it to the throne room. I used DFhack to reload my saves each time one of them died. After multiple tried they all turned out the same, Val would cut off Seeker's spear arm and then her head, unless I exploited the way sneaking worked to attack her from behind without warning, but even then that often failed because Val had faster reflexes. Also Val was tricked out in masterwork and superior armors and weapons spiked and hooped with night creature, boogeyman, and goblin materials.
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/322872232999256064/512704133342429184/image0.jpg)
Ahdouso's adventures continue
Switching back to Val I had her take off all the new fancy gear and changed into her old gear, which had also been upgraded and decorated, because the new stuff was made of weaker materials like silver and ropereed. Seeker got some nice upgrades to her gear too because of the way this game works. She fought her way back through the fortress, where beak dogs and goblins were fighting, although the goblins were usually outnumbered as their weapons became lodged in the beak dogs and their hands and feet were torn off by their beaks. Several of them even became named beak dogs. One of my favorite ones was one that ran by with a mace stuck in its back and about 8 kills to it's name. One got a lucky strike on Val and bit her shoulder causing her to drop her sheild because she got careless while torturing another beak dog with only a bronze arrow, so she stabbed it through the spine and had to retreat. I think that's the last time I played her.
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/322872232999256064/512704963034742784/image0.jpg)
Seeker later went on to form another group of adventurers and declared herself ruler of an abandoned human fort.
Also, now that I notice, Val was my only left-handed adventurer, she always equipped her sword to her left hand. Is that an actual thing or just a coincidence?
Post by: Elfhater69 on March 23, 2019, 01:12:14 am
Post by: Magistrum on March 23, 2019, 08:13:25 am
It was inevitable.
Post by: TD1 on March 23, 2019, 09:37:53 am
Post by: Elfhater69 on March 23, 2019, 02:10:26 pm
Post by: Magistrum on March 23, 2019, 03:51:13 pm
It is terrifying.
Maybe? Want to post something there to start?
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 25, 2019, 07:47:51 pm
It is terrifying.
Maybe? Want to post something there to start?
I was active in the "draw forgotten beats thread". I'd be down for that.
I saw the typo above and I like it too much to change.
Post by: Eric Blank on March 25, 2019, 08:35:17 pm
Post by: Rumrusher on March 26, 2019, 03:44:17 am
well it's been a while so here's my new bogey adventurer in hopes of writing out stories and exploring the world.
they are a mess of contrasting nature of being really unfriendly and rude while wanting friends.
edit : uhh game crashed rolled a new bogey
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder7/lokum-tales-hopefully-I-save-this-time.png)
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 26, 2019, 12:51:53 pm
Post by: TD1 on March 26, 2019, 06:00:29 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 26, 2019, 07:59:48 pm
Spoiler: Lokum Osorsakzul (click to show/hide)
Post by: Rumrusher on March 27, 2019, 10:16:25 am
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder7/lokum-tales-doodle.png)
well here's more doodles of the bogeybookmaker lokum, who I spent most of their day making books and living in a small hole in the ground, but after 3 books is now ready to take their extremely frail body and venture off to make friends.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder7/lokum-tales-yes-even-the-hat-is-made-out-of-silk.png)
also just realize the cap is also made of silk.
Post by: Magistrum on March 27, 2019, 07:07:10 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 27, 2019, 07:22:17 pm
Unless you were clever and be like "OH MY GOD I HATE HOW PLEASANT AND KIND YOU ARE TO BE AROUND ALL THE TIME, CAN YOU JUST BE WORSE? LIKE THIS REALLY MAKES ME WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU MORE".
etc
Post by: Rumrusher on March 27, 2019, 11:32:58 pm
so far ended up giving one of the books to a local citizen of a fort lokum was visiting and mostly changed her views on the worthlessness of family, then saw a dwarf suffocate after talking to them.
edit:
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder7/lokum-tales-picked-up-2-companions-and-uhh.png)
ok so lokum told one good poem and recruited Rakust a goblin papermaker and Thob a horn devil bookbinder.
edit2: well here some more doodles
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder7/lokum-tales-ok-so-this-happen-before-the-companions-but-uhh-oof.png)
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder7/lokum-tales-comic-band-together.png)
uhh being lokum seems to be suffering in this run.
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 29, 2019, 01:06:52 pm
Post by: Magistrum on March 29, 2019, 09:43:27 pm
Also, how much of his suffocation is your fault?
Post by: Rumrusher on March 30, 2019, 07:10:17 am
Can the eyeless demon play the drums?well the suffocation was from someone name Aranny who seem to have a knack for beating up everyone she sees to a unconscious pulp, and she got a dwarf tooth necklace the last time Lokum spotted her in the middle or well after her next beat down on a dwarf.
Also, how much of his suffocation is your fault?
it's then I realized I set the Ethics for the dwarven civ to be accepting murder of other citizens.
overall the time spent : cleaning up panda corpses
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Post by: Magistrum on March 30, 2019, 07:50:02 am
Post by: Rumrusher on March 30, 2019, 11:35:12 am
How exactly are we going to have a performance without Thob dismembering the audience?Thob only dismembers Hostile folks, the panda incident was pretty much the only time Thob went out and slaughter folks, but mostly due to I think because they wander into the campgrounds.
well also Kinda hired those two for book making and companionship than doing performance arts, Lokum only knows poetry and book stuff, not really much for the dancing or the rhythm.
edit: here a doodle of lokum next to a book (http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder7/lokum-tales-doodle5-touch-up-2.png)
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(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder7/lokum-tales-ok-lost-count-how-many-books-this-bogey-wrote-about-yame.png)
uhh also yeah looks like I got lokum's last name wrong it's kingdomtrumpets and not futurecrystals there is a lokum futurecrystal but they aren't a bogeyman.
edit 4: well finished this run of lokum's adventure with writing an masterpiece autobiography off a dead horse.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder7/lokum-tales-the-return-to-ezum-and-hearing-the-opinions-of-lokum.png)
having in total wrote over 266+ works and technically made over 2 thirds of the worlds artifacts spending most of that being about Yame tinhills. figured they made friends, rescued folks, and succeeded in their dreams. lokum currently retired as an axebogeyman wandering the halls talking about how boring writing all those works are.
the adventurer talking to lokum is the first adventurer of the world Ezum who ended up during the long term absence promoted to military commander and probably outranks lokum.
have to say this world brought some ups and mostly downs but glad I experienced this.
Edit 5 11/22/2019: well uhh ended up doodling this vomit bard angel from learning about vanilla's angel unlock requirements,
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder7/nomal-sacksprayed-the-BarfBard4.png)
Post by: nogoodnames on February 26, 2020, 03:25:48 am
This is a collection of things I felt like drawing over the course of two adventures. Roughly in chronological order when read left to right, top to bottom. I leave further interpretation to the viewer.
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Post by: King Zultan on February 26, 2020, 07:32:59 am
Post by: Rumrusher on February 26, 2020, 12:23:24 pm
well it's been a long while since the last time I posted in this thread, bogeymen are all but now endangered and the few that remain are shapeshifters that turn into large animals one could mount.
and now necromancers are doing experiments with bogeymen dna and ... who ever they kidnapped at the time, making a new breed of humanoid out of boredom part bogeyman the experiments roam free to join civs and crawl on the floor faster than they can walk.
but enough about that, the new update so far has been pets, tricking folks into getting pets as a sign of loyalty, and messing with how you don't get encumbered riding something vs just walking on your own.
and the fun of making sapient civ races become 'pack animals' so one could haul gear on them and not having to deal with trading.
Post by: Bumber on February 27, 2020, 04:12:34 am
making a new breed of humanoid out of boredom part bogeymanI want to assume you mean the non-bogeyman part they're made of is boredom incarnate.
Post by: Rumrusher on February 27, 2020, 07:21:10 am
oh given the current necromancers, boredom is probably a concept they probably try to harness.making a new breed of humanoid out of boredom part bogeymanI want to assume you mean the non-bogeyman part they're made of is boredom incarnate.
but mostly part bogeyman part who ever they kidnap and experimented on to lead to making a species.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder8/conu-doodle.png)
which means fun times doodling hybrid bogeymen folks.
Post by: TheFlame52 on February 27, 2020, 07:13:45 pm
Post by: Luckyowl on February 27, 2020, 11:20:09 pm
oh given the current necromancers, boredom is probably a concept they probably try to harness.making a new breed of humanoid out of boredom part bogeymanI want to assume you mean the non-bogeyman part they're made of is boredom incarnate.
but mostly part bogeyman part who ever they kidnap and experimented on to lead to making a species.
(http://www.truimagz.com/host/rumrusher/folder8/conu-doodle.png)
which means fun times doodling hybrid bogeymen folks.
Oh my god! They look soo pretty! You're such an amazing artist. :D
Post by: Rumrusher on April 01, 2020, 06:48:52 am
well starting a project of seeing if I can build a camp community in adventure mode and draw about it.
the current adventurer is Iton a bogeyman
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/302956330304667649/1052689103126265896/iton-drumplank-description.png)
Post by: IndigoFenix on April 01, 2020, 12:08:16 pm
Are all bogeymen wearing ñ caps the new standard? Sure, why not.
Post by: Jan Kaspsan on April 02, 2020, 12:59:28 am
Post by: Rumrusher on April 04, 2020, 01:09:25 am
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Well here's the most recent one, where they just fish mussels for a bit near a riverbed.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on April 04, 2020, 09:30:38 am
Post by: Blastbeard on April 05, 2020, 12:01:53 am
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...Oh no.
Post by: Rumrusher on April 05, 2020, 09:39:17 pm
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/302956330304667649/1052687224245850243/sigun-stoppedtheaters-sketch.png)
Well here's iton gifting stuff to Sigun the local resident of the camp that if I remember move into the camp from iton recruiting them while sigun was drunk.
edit: going back and replacing some of the old truimagz links
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Post by: SeriousConcentrate on December 06, 2020, 05:46:50 pm
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Post by: ......... on March 14, 2021, 01:38:38 pm
(https://f000.backblazeb2.com/file/jpg-png-gif-jp/xpHJttv3QLGShgibrXDEqN-andrej-dksa.png)
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 15, 2021, 06:24:30 pm
Post by: ......... on December 14, 2022, 11:20:37 am
(https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjd7tzc3arXoyOnPtZW7pDHnorg30DY0DujOAX6bXtT903Z-NfdIet1Zu9plbMGHEH-B34L_8cJluUdk2HDcLnX8j2Qu_6rSN8q1Mop3sFaWO5SVHHpVgdcSAPx_yR56ZYaBS24S65_fkApel_XUpcLJ5p_HwdbmY_9Co2pvhxLoTjHWgeusdNZ4k2U9Q/s1600/%E2%AB%B7%E2%AB%AA%E2%AB%AA%E2%AB%AF%E2%A9%8E.png)
Post by: TheFlame52 on December 15, 2022, 03:35:17 pm